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Baby-snatch horror Tenerife mother reveals how child was taken from her and ‘gifted’ to new family TWO separate babystealing episodes have shocked Spain this week, including an incredible tale from Icod! During General Franco’s reign, from October 1936 until his death in November 1975, young children were often snatched from families who were deemed to be politically dangerous. These kids were then “gifted” to childless citizens as a reward. The first one concerns an 80-year-old nun from Madrid who is the first person to be officially charged with what is understood to be as many as 1,500 stolen or trafficked babies. And the horror story took a local twist this week when Nieves Machado Hernandez, a resident of Icod, told the press she was convinced her “dead” son was stolen and sold on the day of his birth in 1968. She says that the baby was taken from the old Civil Hospital in Santa Cruz as one of the “Franco” babies. Carmen Almendral, Chief Prosecutor of Santa Cruz, has taken her statement, which is said to be one of 70 based on similar accusations. But Enrique Vila, a Barcelona lawyer who specialises in adoptions, believes there could be as many as 300,000 similar cases. That figure represents around 15% of the number of adoptions in Spain from 1960 to 1989. Judge Adolfo Carretero opened the historic trial on Wednesday and charged María Gómez Velbuena an 80-year-old nun with “the illegal detention for the

purposes of stealing a newlyborn baby”. It is the first time in Spain that a judge has opened such a “stolen babies” case and charged the person who is alleged to have taken the child. Velbuena will appear in court on Thursday but her lawyer says she may not attend as she is ill and frail. However, Spanish law says a judge can take a legal statement from an accused’s home. This case revolves around the story of María Luisa Torres, who claims that the nun, known as ‘sor María’, took her newly-born daughter in 1982, just days after she had given birth in the now-defunct Santa Cristina clinic in Madrid. The child is now a 30 year old woman called Pilar. Mother and daughter were reunited eight months after a lengthy search by Torres’ other two daughters. Torres explained that she had never looked for her child because she feared the nun so much. She had been told by the accused that she was taking the child because she (Torres) was an adulterer. The nun also said that if Torres denounced her, she would take another of her daughters. Torres told TV station Antena 3 that the nun said: “I’m taking this one away, and I can take the other one, too. And then you’ll go to jail.” The story of Spanish stolen babies is not new. Last year, there were hundreds of stories of similar scandals, and this led Pilar to ask her “adotive mother” questions about her natural parents. Her adopted parents took her to see Velbuena, and it

is alleged the nun told them that Pilar’s mother had been a prostitute. Meanwhile, Torre’s other daughters began a search for their missing sister and, thanks to a TV programme, the families made contact. Subsequent DNA tests proved the link. Torres said afterwards: “Finding my daughter means I can finally rest in peace.” It is feared that this case could just be the tip of the iceberg. Investigators are looking at hundreds and

hundreds of other cases involving missing children, many of whom have links with Velbuena. The Attorney General and Justice Minister have both said these cases have the utmost and urgent priority. It is understood that these vile Franco practices continued with poor families or fatherless children. The young, recently-born kids were then sold to wealthy parents. The National Association of People Affected by Irregular

Adoptions (Add) believe they have evidence of 42 cases in Tenerife of alleged baby theft, and that there is strong evidence this number is could be closer to 70. Almendral has confirmed that early investigations have been hard since a lot of official paperwork has disappeared. Hernandez claims that on 5th August 1968, she was transferred from Icod to Santa Cruz as there were complications with the twins she was carrying. Once transferred, she began

to have contractions and, subsequently, gave birth to two children. The babies were instantly removed and she was not allowed to see them. When she complained, she says a nurse snapped: “You came to have a child and you will leave with one child.” Hernandez says she was later told by a doctor that one of the babies, a boy, had died and she was not responsible for the burial. She then requested and was refused a birth and death certificate after being told that they were not required. It seems that there is no documentation to prove there was a second child, but this, of course, backs up the claim in a strange way. Interestingly surviving daughter Mary Machado Gonzalez Nieves had a few health problems as a toddler. A few months after her birth, a doctor examined her and noted that the mobility problem she had in her arm was most probably a result of “the fetus developed with the arm behind the back for much of the gestation. That fetal position, he said, “was common in twin births”. The final twist occurred in 1979. A family friend from Icod confessed on his deathbed about a story from his time at the Civil Hospital. The friend told how doctors and nurses spoke of how a rich, childless couple from Santa Cruz had taken delivery of a new-born baby in exchange for a large sum of money. He said he had to tell this story before he died and that he had kept quiet for fear of reprisals surround what had happened during August 1968.


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Reliving the Passion of Jesus - in Adeje! IN recent years, the municipality of Adeje has become a “must” for those wishing to relive the Passion of Jesus. And that’s why up to 10,000 people will pour into the town today (Good Friday) to witness a magnificent theatrical production. Every year since 1996, a group of 300 residents stage a Good Friday play of great realism, in which every detail is taken care of to recreate the sacred history, and it is made easy to understand for all ages. Calle Grande, in the heart of the municipality, becomes a Via Crucis for a few hours with a show that combines popular devotion and artistic admiration. The 300 amateur actors, mostly living in the town, organise and direct street scenes of the vital, final hours of Jesus of Nazareth, from the

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time he comes to the olive garden of Gethsemane with his Apostles, to the Last Supper before his crucifixion. Such is the renown this theatrical recreation has acquired nationally and internationally that its live broadcast is a must-see for those who cannot travel to the town, as well as becoming

a showcase for tourism promotion overseas. This year, TV Canarias will be sending the live signal and distributing it to other operators interested in such a cultural event, which on average attracts more than 10,000 spectators. Adeje is aware of the importance of maintaining and restoring a tradition of social and religious significance at Easter. It is acts like this that help to unite the society and build bridges of unity and solidarity. Parallel to the growth of the town and the creation of new parishes, the Holy Week acts

have been radiating from the Church of St Ursula, and have enhanced different areas of the municipality. If the representation of the Passion catches people’s attention, even more so do the images of the procession in the town. Adeje has made great artistic and devotional steps, among which are The Christ of Humility and Patience every Holy Wednesday. leaving St. Ursula Church in the direction of Los Olivos.This procession, in particular, appears in the Casa Fuerte Directory and has been held live since the 17th Century - and on the same route: from the Franciscan convent to the Olive garden. The face of Christ has Indian features, so it is believed that his origin is American Images that stand out greatly are La Dolorosa, El Nazareno, San Juan Evangelista, El Señor Cautivo and La Esperanza, the latter two being incorporated recently. La Piedad is another piece of great popular devotion, especially with seniors, in the Good Friday procession. Both old and young have contributed to enhancing Easter Week in the municipality, so get there early today if you want a good position.

Police arrest ‘bogus’ beauty clinic doctor JUST one month after Adeje’s International Beauty Life celebrated its first anniversary, the “doctor” who runs the clinic has been accused of being a fraud. Daniele T, who claims to be a doctor of medicine and surgery was arrested by the National Police last Friday at the Callao Salvaje centre and questioned overnight. The 39-year-old Italian was released on Saturday after being named as a formal suspect (imputed) on counts of criminal deception, falsification of public documents, masquerading as a doctor, and committing acts against public health. Judge Nelson Díaz Frías, at the Arona Court, rejected public prosecutor requests to remand him in custody, although his passport has been confiscated while the case is investigated, and he must report to the police every Friday. Yet Daniele T’s lawyer insists his client was released without bail, and that the prosecutor failed to prove that

anyone had been cheated. Placido Alonso Peña said the “doctor” has been charged on suspicion of “professional intrusion” only, and he added that the police had not provided any documentation to support the accusations. Three former patients at the clinic, who were treated by the Italian, are believed to have denounced the doctor to the National Police. And it is also alleged that there have been several complaints of fraud amounting to almost 700,000 euros, according to police sources. The incident is said to have shocked staff at the private health centre in Callao Salvaje, which specialises in cosmetic surgery. But it intends to remain open. A statement issued by the company group read: “This does not affect in any way the rest of the staff at the centre. They are continuing with their work, with no links or connection to what has occurred.” Rodrigo Martín, President of the Provincial College of Doctors, told local press: “While we do have to wait for justice to be seen to be done, this case is the most serious I have come across in my time as president.”

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Playa de Ajabo A weekend of – end in sight showers and DIY Email: editor@canarianweekly.com

EASTER, aside from the religious ceremonies and being a coveted time for chocoholics is renowned for being the start of the ‘DIY season’ plus prompting many a discussion about the weather! In the UK this weekend any parts will experience milder conditions this after winter weather brought major disruption to parts of the country. It’s forecast that rain and drizzle will replace the snow and ice that caused power cuts to around 90,000 homes across northern England over the past two days. Northern Powergrid said 25,000 customers across Northumberland, west County Durham, the North Yorkshire Moors and West Yorkshire were without power during Wednesday afternoon. By the evening, that number had fallen to 8,000. Ice brought down electricity cables after strong winds and snow combined to cause 7ft drifts on exposed higher ground. In Spain Holy Week is set to be a washout. The Spanish Met. Office (AEMET) has forecast unsettled weather for virtually the whole of mainland Spain, the Balearic Islands and the Canaries until the weekend when more settled conditions are going to move into most of the country, although the rain will still most likely persist in the extreme north. Rain, albeit only in the form of light to moderate showers, is expected in the Canary Islands. The forecast for today, Good Friday, shows cloudy skies, the Canaries will also see some light rain in the north of the islands. Temperatures will remain low in the Canaries. On Saturday the Canary Islands will see north-easterly winds and the possibility of some light showers in the westernmost islands. Temperatures will rise slightly during the course of the day.

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From Sunday onwards AEMET has said the weather will remain the same in the Canary Islands. Easter traditionally marks the beginning of DIY season. But, it is estimated that each year, more than 200,000 people go to A&E in the UK after being injured during DIY, maintenance or gardening at home. Thousands of people end up in hospital over the Easter weekend following accidents with non-powered hand tools, electrical tools, lawnmowers etc. Sheila Merrill, RoSPA’s public safety adviser, said: “Over-ambition and lack of knowledge are among the main causes of DIY accidents, and we advise people to be honest about their abilities. Accidents happen more easily when you are unprepared and in a rush, so think through the tasks you intend to do before you start work. “Tackling a job that is too difficult could not only result in an injury, but could also mean you have to pay a tradesperson to rectify an unsuccessful attempt turning your efforts to save money into an expensive - and perhaps painful mistake.” Other DIY and gardening safety tips include: stop and disconnect all electrical appliances and tools before repairing/cleaning them; only use tools/materials/ products in accordance with their instructions; when working with power tools, use an RCD (residual current device) if your home is not already wired with one; avoid falls from height by checking a ladder’s condition before use; keep children and pets away from where you are working; keep products in their original containers. So, what ever you’re doing this weekend, wherever you are, enjoy yourselves and be safe. Until next week...

RE-MODELLING of the beach in the heart of Callao Salvaje will be completed soon after Easter. When final acceptance will be requested from the Provincial Coastal Service under the Ministry of Rural and Marine Environment and the Municipality of Adeje so that the public space can be used and enjoyed by residents and visitors alike. Adeje Mayor, José Miguel Rodríguez Fraga, visited the site to check the status of the project and welcomed the prompt completion of the works, responding to the resident’s claim that the area

needed to be revitalized from the point of view of tourism and trade. The preparation work, recovery and restoration of the Ajabo beach had a budget close to 1.8 million euros, which was accounted for entirely by the Ministry of Environment and Rural and Marine Affairs, through the Department of Sustainability of the Coast and Sea. The original project began on March 2nd, 2006 and was finally adopted on April 30th, 2009 by the Ministry of Environment. The tender was published in the Government Gazette on 20th January 2010 (BOE 17/2010). On October 20th, 2010 it was awarded to the company Corsan-Corvian Construction, SA ( 1.2 million

euros). The official ceremony of laying the first stone was on the 14th December of that year construction began on January 10th, 2011. The work has consisted of improving the bathing areas and rest areas along the coast and the provision of services

required to meet demand in Callao Salvaje and around the municipality. Moreover, new viewpoints and rest areas have been installed. Also a square of 106 square meters, with beach facilities and a kiosk-bar of 20 square meters.

New murder, mystery and suspense for you to savour … during dinner! SUCH was the popularity of the murder, mystery and suspense evening in La Orotava last year that the theatre company is repeating the show next Saturday (14th April. The interactive dinner show is again being presented by Escena del Crimen, in conjunction with the tourist office, CIT Puerto de la Cruz, and directed jointly by German actress Antonia Jaster and Canarian theatre ace Manuel Luis. The mysterious testament of Don Césare is theatre at its best, written and directed by Jaster and Luis, alongside an excellent Italian cuisine, together with the magical ambience of Pueblo Chico at night. It is all about an evening

featuring the Sicilian Mafia of the Thirties, and it is packed full of thrills, adventure, crime, intrigue and surprises. Participants are encouraged to solve the criminal case there’s a prize for the best detective - and to enjoy an excellent four-course menu. The story concerns the mys-

tery surrounding the death of Mafia boss Don Césare Caballieri, and the reading of his last will. Did he suffer a heart attack, or was he poisoned? It will be performed in Spanish, but even those diners who do not understand the language can still follow the plot and enjoy the action. Dress is optional, but the organisers will be delighted if you turn up in Thirties’ outfits - and the best one will be highlighted. To participate in the criminal dinner, it is necessary to know the password and bring the personal invitation, both of which you will receive when buying tickets - to be sold in advance only. To obtain tickets for this world premier, phone 922 334 060 or 659 221 548 (10am-

5pm), call in at the Tourist Office CIT, in Puerto de la Cruz, Puerto Viejo 13, Puerto de la Cruz (Monday-Friday, 9am1pm and 4.30-7pm) or phone 922 370 243. You may also reserve tickets via eventos@ pueblochico.com Pueblo Chico, in La Oratova, is a huge tourist attraction in the North, featuring a model village, with some of the best areas and architecture to be found in the different Canary Islands, all in miniature. The ticket includes: *Pueblo Chico Night Tour *Interactive theatre *Aperitif: Prosecco and Terciopelo de Tomate Seco *Greeting ritual of the family *Prize for the best costume *Prize for the best detective *Four-course dinner in honour of D. Cesare Caballieri

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NEWS IN BRIEF School’s generation breakfast BUZANADA’S primary school is planning a third “Breakfast Between Generations”,morning, following the success of last Friday’s event. It is an initiative designed to encourage and promote co-existence between generations, and organisers believe it could lead to the creation of opportunities for schoolkids, via the exchange of backgrounds and experiences.

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Ship ‘Juan Sebastian de Elcano’ visits Santa Cruz

Chef Juan is Spain’s No2 LOCAL chef Juan Carlos Padron, from his family’s Los Gigantes restaurant El Rincon de Juan Carlos, won second place and a 6,000-euro prize Spain’s Chef of the Year contest. The winner was Victor Manuel Valencia’s Rodrigo, from the Samsha Restaurant in Valencia, who collected the 12,000euro top prize.

Fraudsters claiming benefits RAFAEL GALLEGO, head of the Spanish Travel Agents Association, is concerned that people registered as Canary Island residents but living in other countries, continue to claim Canarian benefits, such as discounts and travel subsidies. It could, says Gallego, jeopardise future discounts for genuine residents.

An Easter to please everyone ABAMA Golf and Spa resort is offering an Easter break with a difference, including workshops, live music, films on the beach and an abundance of children’s activities.

Municipality’s huge debts THE Municipality of Adeje is said to owe more than six million euros to suppliers. Officials are believed to have asked for help in arranging an Adjustment Plan to pay the bills, which are owed to various industries and government authorities.

Russian trippers love Tenerife THE Russians have asked for more air space following recent figures that show 98% of their holiday-makers going to the Canaries choose Tenerife as their destination.

Tram forces transport prices up THE Cabildo is planning a minimum 15% fares rise on public transport between now and 2014. It will affect buses and taxis across the Island, but mostly those operating in Santa Cruz, where the tram service has hurt the industry.

World Theatre Day over here ARONA celebrates World Theatre Day tomorrow (Good Friday) with various productions at Cultural Centres in Valle San Lorenzo, Cabo Blanco and La Camella. Various activities have already taken place this week, and Valle San Lorenzo hosts the main event, performed by Arona’s Theatre of Comedy in Spanish, from 8.30pm. Entrance is free.

Los Cristianos bargain day THE first Los Cristianos Feria de Oportunidades takes place next weekend (14-15th April), when local traders will fill up to 50 tents and stands with their goods, selling at an obligatory minimum discount of 50% on the original selling price.

Ministry of Sound rock on THE fabulous Ministry of Sound return to Tenerife for the Rock Festival on 25th May at the port of Santa Cruz.The show actually runs from the 24-26th and includes appearances by Fatboy Slim, The Smashing Pumpkins, Iggy Pop and Orbital.

Top store spreads wings EL CORTE INGLES have confirmed the opening of two new stores in the coming months, in Puerto de la Cruz, near Plaza del Charco, and in the La Orotava Trompa shopping centre. The latter is a discount store similar to the one in Los Majuelos, which specialises in old stock.

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THE training ship of the Spanish Armada, Juan Sebastian de Elcano will arrive tomorrow, Saturday in Tenerife. It’s scheduled to dock at the pier in Santa Cruz de Tenerife for the first leg of its ‘training Cruise 83’. The vessel left the port of Cadiz on Sunday bound for Santa Cruz de Tenerife, waved off by the relatives of the midshipmen, who have begun a training cruise

which will end in Cadiz in July. From Tenerife they will depart on April 10th bound for Havana and New York to join the race ‘Opsail’ between the ports of New York and Norfolk, and the ‘Tall Ships’ race organised by Sail Training International, between the ports Saint Malo, Lisbon and Cadiz. During its stay in Santa Cruz de Tenerife, the training ship can be visited by the public at the following times - Saturday and Sunday, 7 and 8 April: 15:30 to 20:00.

- Monday and Tuesday, 9 and 10 April: 11:30 to 13:00. Access for pedestrian visits will be in the passenger terminal. The ‘Juan Sebastian de Elcano’ received the appointment of Honorary Ambassador of Spain in 2009 for the great work she does for the image of Spain. Its silhouette is well known to lovers of tall ships and usually attracts the attention of large crowds at ports that dock. The ship, commanded by Captain Alfonso Gomez

Fernandez de Cordoba, has a staff of 23 officers, 22 noncommissioned officers, 140 military troops and sailors and 5 civilian masters. As every year, the midshipmen of the General and Marine Corps who are in their fourth and final year of their degree; they will continue with their curriculum on the ship, combining their busy schedule of study, especially those of navigation, astronomy, meteorology, geography and English in everyday life on board.

Tenerife Comedy Club - April THE TENERIFE Comedy Club is back next weekend with three more top notch comedians flying in from the UK. Described by Alan Carr as “a must see” and Harry Hill as “very funny” Joe Bor is a rising talent. Joe is the warm up man for The Graham Norton Show and is a veteran of TV shows such as Loose Women and Piers Morgan’s Life Stories. He is an observational comedian and he recently won the Best Show award at the Leicester Comedy Festival. Originally from the north east of England Carl

Hutchinson is another up and coming comedy star. He was a finalist in the 2007 So You Think You’re A Star competition at the Edinburgh

Festival. He has starred on ITV’s FHM’s Comedy Hero show and this year he is writing and performing his first full show at the

Edinburgh Festival. Greg Cook is the headliner, a man described by the head of BBC Comedy John Plowman as “Les Dawson for the 21st Century.” Named after a Pope and not a pie shop Greg has a deadpan style which has wowed audiences all over the world. He is a regular headliner at The Comedy Store and Jongleurs. He once wanted to be a lawyer but quit his studies after two years saying “Law and comedy are essentially the same gig. Telling lies for money, but this way I don’t have to wear a tie.” Showtime hosts the gigs on Friday 13th April and Sunday 15th April which are priced 15 euros and you can book now by calling 669 622 622.

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Arona's leading businessmen get seal of approval

Marathon success MIGUEL Angel Vaquero and Lourdes Gonzalez, were the winners of the 16th annual of the Las Galletas Half Marathon last weekend. Miguel Angel Vaquero (Tenerife CajaCanarias) in the male category came in with a time of 1.09.47, and Lourdes González (Unicaja Jaén) in the female category

with a time of 1.23.23. Jose Hernandez (from Trivalle CajaCanarias with a time of 36.55) and Ainhoa Vargas (from Tenerife CajaCanarias with a time of 48.25) were proclaimed the winners in the simultaneous 10 k race. A total amounting to 9,000 euros of prizes were distributed Of the 850 enrolled, 800 athletes participated in the event, that has become, over the years, a regional

sports reference, as pointed out by the mayor and the councillor of Sports in Arona, Jose Alberto González Reverón and Monica Sierra, respectively, who were responsible for handing out awards to the winners of this sporting event, approved by the Spanish Athletics Federation, along with the Minister of the Cabildo Insular de Tenerife, Jesus Morales. The weather was ideal in addition, a large audience

was present in Las Galletas to encourage participants. The Sports Board of Arona organized the event in collaboration with the Cabildo of Tenerife, the General Directorate of Sports of the Canarian Government, private companies, ADAE, the training cycle of Physical and Sports Activities of the IES Las Galletas and the School of Nursing and Physiotherapy of the University of La Laguna.

BUSINESSMEN and women gathered at a special meeting called by Arona Council to recognise the input to the town of Pedro Suárez and José Fernando Cabrera. Mayor José Alberto Gonzalez Reveron said: “They have had a fundamental role in the economic development of Arona and the entire southern region. “Both have shown great commitment, unmatched in general and particularly regarding this region.” The Mayor said the idea to recognise the two businessmen publicly came about when they both stepped aside from their presidential positions in ASHOTEL and CEST. The event, held at Valle San Lorenzo’s cultural centre, was attended by a large audience. Among them were leading figures from Tenerife’s business and political world, including Paulino Rivero, President of the Canary Islands. Tenerife Cabildo VicePresident Carlos Alonso, who was also there, said: “These

two men are an example of continuous effort.” Pedro Suarez, who has lived in the Arona area since 1957, was originally from La Gomera. He began training professionally in the construction sector in the south of Tenerife some 46 years ago. In 2001, he became President of the prominent organisation CEST (the Association of Businessmen of Southern Tenerife) and he says of the group: “It arose from the need to create a union for the south of the Island to be valued economically, socially and culturally. “That’s because this region produces the largest share of wealth and welfare in the province, and probably in the region.” José Fernando Cabrera has been closely linked to tourism as President of ASHOTEL in Santa Cruz, La Palma, La Gomera and El Hierro, between 2006 and 2011, and his only aim is to “improve the biggest industry of our town and of the Island by extension - none other than tourism.”

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www.canarianweekly.com OVER 19,000 people used the 468 bus line in 2011. The Mayor and the Councillor for Transport of Arona, Jose Alberto Gonzalez Reveron and Marcos Afonso Esquivel, respectively, have held a meeting with the managing director and production manager of TITSA, Juan Carlos Perez and Jacobo Kalitovics, with the aim of taking stock of public transport in the municipality, in addition to transmitting a series of

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demands for improvement, especially regarding the information to users and the strengthening of some lines. During 2011, over 19,000 people used the line 468, so far the only urban line which covers the route Parque La Reina, Guargacho, Las Galletas, El Fraile, Palm

Mar, Guaza, Parque La Reina, launched to address the mobility needs of the inhabitants of the nearby towns. They also asked representatives of TITSA public transport to cover the inner zone of Costa del Silencio (Calle Diana, Té and

Minerva), as currently there is no such service, so TITSA is to study the feasibility of changing the routes of existing lines by covering this demand. González Reverón and Afonso Esquivel also raised the possibility of increasing the number

of accessible buses that serve the municipality, thereby strengthening the construction of ‘Arona for All’, referring to when the city was awarded the Reina Sofia prize of Accessibility. As for the need to increase and improve information channels of service in relation to visiting users, representatives of TITSA have reached an agreement with Turismo de Tenerife, and from now on tourist

offices will provide all the information about routes and schedules. Representatives of both sides agreed to form a working group, to have regular meetings to monitor how the service develops, stating that public transport in Arona is of “vital importance”, taking into account the municipality’s tourism and their geographic dispersion.

Government bonus for our two airports SPANISH Airports’ operators AENA have received 157.8 million euros for improvements throughout the Canary Islands in the Government’s 2012 Budget. It is an increase of nearly 23 million euros on last year’s figure by the previous government, with AENA allocating Tenerife 49.3 million,

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which is 5.4m up on 2011. Tenerife South will be given 5.9 million euros for electrical upgrades, a further 4m to improve the terminal building, 2.2 for the airfield and 1.3 million for overall development. At the North airport, more than four million euros will go towards environmental activities, 2.9m for improvements to the airfield and other upgrades of 1.2m for electrical installations.

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Millions of euros are hoarded over here in dodgy bank accounts TENERIFE is rife with black money, with Santa Cruz said to have 4,586.6 million euros hidden by companies in “B accounts”. The capital city is ranked second only to Madrid (24,204,000m) in the Spanish tax-evasion stakes, with the Canary Islands totalling more than 11,650,000m euros. In addition, Tenerife’s underground economy accounts for 35.9% of gross domestic product (GDP), which is another serious blow to the economy here. Leading the black market chart is Madrid with a staggering 24,204,000 illegal euros banked, followed by Barcelona (21,338,000m), Valencia (8,868,000m) and Alicante (5,689,000). With this enormous revenue deficit in mind, the Government declared an amnesty in Wednesday’s State Budget. An amnesty scheme by the previous Spanish government proved to be a resounding flop. Employers were exempt from

paying penalties, but were told they had to pay outstanding contributions since January 2011. They didn’t! Now, though, Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy is setting his sights on tax fraud. Citizens and businesses will be told they have until 30th November to declare their black money, in exchange for paying just 10% tax. Immediately after that date the Government will toughen penalties for those tax fraudsters who do not comply. Cristobal Montoro, the Minister of Finance, expects the two schemes to raise a total of 2,500m euros for the Treasury. He also argues that the tax amnesty will enable him to control future tax increases. But some academics say the amnesty is unfair because it breaks the principle of tax equity and will serve only to encourage fraudsters and offend taxpayers who comply with the Treasury. “Fiscal offences are rinsed at bargain prices,” says Gestha, the tax inspectors’union, which estimates that more than 70% of Spanish fraud comes from great wealth and corporations.

Xenna back in Karaoke final WE are more than halfway through this year’s Tenerife Loves Karaoke competition, and there is only a handful of heats remaining for contestants to challenge for a spot in next month’s Grand Final.

It’s the biggest talent contest in the south of Tenerife, organised by Oasis Fm, and the ninth heat was held at the Blarney Stone, Playa da la Reina, on Saturday. Like all other heats, it was a fun night with great support for the entrants, creating an excellent atmosphere for them to perform in. It was also the first heat in which a finalist from the 2011 campaign went through to this this year’s finale, so congratulation to Xenna Kristian, who is only the second female finalist through this time. As always, huge

congratulations go to all the performers, and those who came along to contribute to a super night’s entertainment. The Grand Final qualifiers will compete on Saturday, 19th May, at Showtime, Las Americas, for the following prizes: *500 euros in cash *Winning song to be recorded at Villa Studios, complete with a pressed CD *Option of a contract with top agent Paul James Associates *Live performance at the 6th Annual Tenerife Entertainment Awards *Prestigious title of Winner

- Tenerife Loves Karaoke 2012 The remaining heats are at Taboos - Golf del Sur, Saturday 14th April; Rah Rahs -Apolo Centre, Saturday, 21st April; Pearly Gray - Callao Salvaje, Friday, 5th May. Two further venues are yet to be confirmed. So if you are interested in competing in the BIGGEST and MOST POPULAR talent contest this year, please book early because places are being snapped up quickly. You can register by calling 902 232 102 email info@ oasisfm.com, via Facebook on Oasis Fm Tenerife or direct at the venue.

Successful fishing trip GRANADILLA Councillor Esteban Gonzalez, and representatives of the Fishermen’s Association of Los Abrigos, recently travelled to La Palma to visit the fish market that directly manages the Fishermen’s Association ‘Nuestra Señora de las Nieves’ to learn about the management model of direct selling of fish in a market and the possibility of transferring this knowledge to the future fish market planned for Granadilla. Esteban Gonzalez explained that “the visit has allowed them to spot a management model that could be applied to the future project of Los Abrigos, an infrastructure that will enable fishermen of this village, the possibility of a direct selling market allowing new generations of families that have traditionally been devoted to the sector in the municipality to continue.” The councillor said that, “given the current economic situation in the fishery sector of the municipality, we need continued support from

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the local administration, prioritizing actions like these that promote employment and maintain jobs that already exist.” He added that the auction will also be used “to stimulate economic activities in the rest of the town, known for some time as ‘The South Dining Room’ for its wide and varied cuisine specializing in seafood.” Local Development has undertaken several initiatives over the past four years to boost the catering industry through culinary improvement plans, days of blue fish, tapas routes, etc. to which must also be added Costabona employment workshops to develop young people in the sector.

González is satisfied with the results of the visit, the objective “has been amply covered by both the important work that directly develops the Fishermen’s Association in the direct sale of fish from its partners as the information received, which will serve to making the fish market a success. “ For the Agency for Employment and Local Development of the City of Granadilla de Abona, the development of this project will be important in organizing professional training activities appropriate for the population of the municipality interested in working in the fisheries sector.

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‘Most wanted’ man is Man accused alleged arrested in Amsterdam over car hijacking

A ‘gun-for-hire’ gangster has been arrested in Amsterdam after nine months on the run from British justice. Kirk Bradley, 26, was on the ‘Most Wanted’ list after escaping from a prison van in Manchester during his trial last summer. In his absence he was convicted and jailed for life, with a minimum sentence of 22 years.

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Bradley was held last night after detectives tracked him down and armed police raided a luxury flat in the Bijlmer region of the Dutch capital. He had fled the van along with co-defendant Anthony Downes - who was arrested two months ago, also in Amsterdam. Both are now awaiting extradition to the UK. Ian Milne, head of European Operations for the UK’s Serious Organised Crime Agency (Soca), said, “Like

his partner-in-crime Tony Downes discovered just a few weeks ago, there is no such place as a safe haven. Bradley had no idea we were on to him. Bradley and Downes escaped from a prison van driving them to court in Liverpool in July, leading to the aborting of their trial for orchestrating a campaign of gun and grenade attacks on rivals in Merseyside. A jury in a retrial in their absence convicted them and a judge sentenced

them to life, saying they must serve at least 22 years before they would be eligible for parole. Bradley was wearing flipflops, shorts and a T-shirt when officers raided his apartment. He is expected to be returned to the UK to serve a life jail term for leading an underworld gang responsible for a series of shootings, and leaving a hand grenade on the front wall of Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish’s home.

A 44-year-old will appear in court charged with robbery, two counts of kidnap and possession of a knife after an alleged carjacking in Birmingham. Cedric Brown was arrested after a young mother’s car was allegedly taken with her two toddlers still strapped in the back seats. He will appear in custody at Birmingham Magistrates’ Court. Police say they were called to the Slade Road area of Erdington just before 11am on Tuesday following reports of a burglary in progress. Three men were spotted

running from a suspected getaway car and were chased by officers. It is understood one of the men dragged a female driver out of a Ford Focus and sped away with her one-yearold son and two-year-old daughter in their child seats. West Midlands Police Sergeant Nicholas Barnes said neither of the toddlers had been hurt. “We quickly reunited them with their mum who naturally was extremely relieved,” he added. Two other men, a 19-yearold from Perry Common and an 18-year-old from Bromford, who were also arrested have been released on police bail.

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City trader arrested by regulators A CURRENCY trader who hit the headlines for spending £125,000 on a single bottle of champagne has been arrested by City regulators. Alex Hope, 23, who promotes himself as a foreign exchange expert, was held over a suspected unauthorised foreign exchange scheme. Hope, who has a flat in east London’s Docklands, gained significant publicity last month after he apparently splashed £200,000 on drinks at a Liverpool nightclub. The bar bill was said to have included a £125,000 on a Nebuchadnezzar bottle of Armand de Brignac champagne. He has created his own YouTube showreel, in which he tells the camera: “You don’t see a lot of people my age in the City doing what I do. On the video he describes himself as “definitely ambitious”, adding: “My goal

isn’t just to make a lot of money for myself and set up a business but to also create jobs for others.” He has claimed he discovered his interest in currency trading while still a teenager and working at Wembley Stadium. The Financial Services Authority said it, assisted by the City of London Police, searched an address in east London on Tuesday and arrested a man on suspicion of offences under the Financial Services and Markets Act 2000 and the Fraud Act 2006. An FSA statement said: “No one has been charged at this stage in connection with the FSA’s investigation, which is ongoing. “No further details can be confirmed at this time. The arrest is not linked to any other FSA investigations.” A message on Hope’s website, alexhopefx.com, says it has been suspended.

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CONSERVATIONISTS are hoping a new iPad and iPhone app that warns ships when whales are nearby will help save an endangered species from extinction.

The Whale Alert app, available for free download, uses global positioning system and other technology to transmit the latest available data about the movements of right whales, which live in the North Atlantic. Marine authorities estimate there are only 350 to 550 of the mammals left in the world. It is hoped the system will limit the number of deadly collisions they suffer with ships, especially larger craft, such as cruise and container ships.

When whales are detected in an area, vessels can alter course slightly or slow down. “Right whales are an iconic species for those who live on the coast of Massachusetts and the Northeast US,” said Patrick Ramage, director at the International Fund for Animal Welfare in Yarmouth Port, Massachusetts. “In a region where for generations New Englanders have harnessed technology to find whales and kill them. Now, in the 21st century, we are harnessing technology to find them and save them.”

Collisions with vessels killed more than one third of the right whales which were reported dead between 1970 and 2007. The app was developed for Apple’s iPads and iPhones by EarthNC, which specialises in spatial mapping systems for the leisure boating community. The project is a joint effort between NOAA and other US government agencies, including the National Park Service and the Coast Guard, universities, and conservation groups.

Tanker talks trundle on AS WE go to print talks aimed at ending the fuel tanker drivers’ dispute with employers are resuming this morning (Friday) after they were called to a halt in the early hours. The conciliation service Acas, which is hosting the meetings between the Unite union and seven distribution companies, says talks were adjourned at 1am. Health and safety and terms and conditions are the focus of the dispute. The row has been brewing for more than a year but it flared up last week when Unite announced workers in five firms had voted to strike. The Government advised motorists to top up with fuel before later backtracking, and many forecourts around the UK saw long queues

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even though no strike date has been set. Many garages even ran out of supplies. Unite will have to give seven days’ notice of any walkout. Before the talks started the union’s general secretary Len McCluskey said: “For nearly two years, we have been trying to persuade the fuel distribution sector to work with us to defend best practice across the industry.

“It is vital that common, minimum standards on safety, training, wages and pensions are agreed to put a floor of best practice in the sector.” Hoyer, one of the firms involved in the dispute, says it shares “fundamental areas of agreement” with Unite over the need to “harmonise” health and safety standards across the industry.

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Tax credit bombshell UP to a million families each stand to lose an average of £511 a year under tax and benefit changes, according to research. Anti-poverty campaigners dubbed the start of the financial year Bad Friday, warning cuts totalling more than £2bn were taking effect over the Easter weekend. Shadow chancellor Ed Balls said the impact calculated by the Institute for Fiscal Studies (IFS) was proof of a “tax credits bombshell” with up to a million households losing eligibility entirely. “Families on middle and low incomes are this weekend facing a tax credits bombshell from David Cameron and George Osborne,” he said. “For all the Government’s talk about increasing the personal allowance, these independent figures show that while they may be giving with one hand they are taking much more away with the other.” Labour pointed to Government figures suggesting more than 850,000 families stood to lose their child tax credit - worth around £545 per year - from the start of the financial year. Another 212,000 couples

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on less than £17,000 a year would lose working tax credit unless they were able to increase their hours of employment, the opposition said. Child Poverty Action Group chief executive Alison Garnham said: “Some of the poorest working families will lose thousands of pounds from their annual income, leaving them in a desperate struggle to pay for basics like groceries, clothes and household bills.” As political sniping continued over the effects of last month’s Budget, the Treasury retorted by claiming the average household would be £6.50 a week better off. More than 15 times as many would see an improvement to their finances than would be worse-off thanks to an increase in income tax allowances, Economic Secretary Chloe Smith said. “We’re taking millions out of tax altogether by raising the personal allowance, which will put up to £126 cash back in people’s pockets,” she said. “The basic state pension is also going up by its largestever cash sum and there are increases in most other benefits.”

Henson sacked RUGBY player and reality TV star Gavin Henson has been sacked by the Cardiff Blues over drunken antics on a plane and banned from using the airline. The father of singer Charlotte Church’s two children was dismissed by the club following his behaviour on a flight back from Glasgow on Saturday morning. Blues chief executive Richard Holland said in a statement: “The Cardiff Blues management have discussed the matter at length but have acted swiftly since the incident occurred on Saturday morning. Henson quickly apologised for his behaviour, saying he was “truly embarrassed”, but it was insufficient to stop the Cardiff team protecting their commercial interests. Mr Holland added: “We have a duty to our supporters and sponsors to protect the good name of Cardiff Blues and those associated with our brand.” The 30-year-old, who won 33 caps for his country, has

also been banned from travelling on Flybe airline for six months. A Flybe spokesman said: “The safety of our passengers and staff is Flybe’s number one priority and, as such, the airline has a zero tolerance attitude to unruly behaviour on board our aircraft.” Well-groomed and welltanned, Henson increasingly carved out a showbiz career alongside his on-pitch performances over the past decade. He was photographed showing his bare six-pack, with strategically placed rugby balls shielding parts of his body. He actively promoted research into prostate and testicular cancer, and went naked to promote the cause. Henson separated from Church just weeks after announcing their engagement in May 2010. Church later claimed

his appearance on Arctic reality show 71 Degrees North helped cause the split because he had time to “sit back and reflect”. “I’d have loved to keep our family together for always,” she said. “But we both kind of knew it was inevitable and, rather than giving it another try, decided it was best to part when the kids were young.” Following the split, Henson delved further into reality TV with an appearance was on Strictly Come Dancing. In December 2010, he said on his blog: “Just a short note too thank you all for voting for me and keeping me in Strictly for So long, I really had a fantastic life changing time. I am now looking forwards to getting stuck into the rugby.” But it came with a transition from the Ospreys club to brief stints at both Saracens and Toulon. Last year, Henson starred in

The Bachelor, where young women vied for his romantic attention. Publicity for the show said: “Expect flirting, friction and fun as, in a romantic reality series filmed in some of the most glamorous locations in the world, 25 girls share a villa in Eastern Europe and compete for his affections.” Criticised for taking part, Henson addressed the complaints on his blog: “This filming did not affect my rugby commitments after being carefully structured to work around my rugby obligations. I am very excited to be involved in this massive show which will be a first for the UK.” In October, he joined the Cardiff Blues on an eightmonth contract, expressing gratitude for the chance to resurrect his rugby career, but Henson made little impact on-pitch. Henson has yet to address the latest incident on his website, and while some may enjoy the latest career controversy others will shake their heads as one of the most prodigious natural talents in the European game sinks to a new low.

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Golf’s charity spectacular proves a winner all round GOLFERS from various local clubs, and two teams from the North, gathered to celebrate Golf del Sur’s 25th anniversary, and to give their support to a huge Charity Tournament there.

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It was the first of a series of anniversary events, and the reward for the bumper 44 four-man teams taking part in the Stableford match was a fabulous day on the course, and a whopping 4,130 euros collected for the White Fathers at Las Chafiras. John Twohig, last year’s club captain, suggested raising funds for the group of White Fathers’ monks, who care for physically and handicapped men. They receive little in the way of funding and John, who was the third captain in a row to offer donations from their regular Saturday competition, felt they were the worthiest local cause of all. But it was a massive task for the Golf del Sur club to attract enough outsiders to make it a special day to remember. It was left to stalwart Jim O’Connell to form an organising committee, and the challenge was met by current Club Captain Ken Ridge, Golf Director Maca Rodriguez and Commercial Manager Nelly Patiño, together with club members

Paul Hunt, John Twohig, Mike French and Joe Gaffey. Between them, they enticed players from the following clubs: Abama Golf, Amarilla Golf, Costa Adeje Golf, Las Americas Golf, Buenavista Golf and El Penon Golf (both from the North) and, of course, their own club members and Golf del Sur’s Spanish section. On top of that, they were tasked with finding cash donors and also prizes for an auction, run by Oasis Fm Dj Roscoe, whose smoothtalking, persuasive ways helped raked in 1,600 euros. Top auction prize of a two-day stay in La Gomera, with free travel, green fees, buggies and hotel came from the island’s Tecina Golf Club - a generous gesture considering they did not field a team. Support for the auction also came from The Golf Shop at Las Chafiras and

the Players’ Golf Shop, with local San Blas restaurants Gulliver’s, Tapas and Taboos, plus Titos (Los Abrigos), Wok’n Fire (Las Chafiras) and the Esmeralda Hotel. In addition, all the golf clubs involved offered green fees and other goodies. Tournament winners were the home club’s Juan Castilla Miro, Jose Diaz Moreno, Alfonso Lecina Blazquez and Jan Jose Placeres Marante, whose 108 points proved too good for all their opponents. They form part of the Ami Golf Society within the Golf del Sur Club, and it proved to be a procession because the next four teams also came from the Spanish group. But it wasn’t just about golf and charity-giving. Eventcatering specialists Bodas y Eventos Felidi laid on a buffetstyle picnic throughout the day for guests and

supporters, and the company rounded off proceedings with a magnificent evening barbecue, which began as the final teams came home. A delighted Jim O’Connell said: “It really was the perfect day, from start to finish, and I would like to thank everyone involved for the wonderful support we received. “These include the players, the organising committee, our sponsors, our own members for the extremely generous cash donations, and the Golf del Sur club for supplying all the trophies. Thanks also to Nelly, Ami captain Reiner Ditser and all our Spanish friends who took part.” And Brother Juan, on behalf of the White Fathers, not only explained the work undertaken by the monks but passed on their deep gratitude for the invaluable support given to the White Fathers by the club.

Get Xuxu and Bocka to the UK XUXU and Bocka are adorable. They came to the refuge together and have been stuck to each other like glue ever since. Sweet, yes - but impossible to rehome as a pair. So we believe we have found a solution by sending them to the UK to one of our supporters, who will endeavour to rehome them as

a pair. It’s a good plan, but we need to find around 1,100 euros to send them. They are on holiday at Poochies Pet Hotel until we find the money. And we DO need to find the cash. Can you help? Join Facebook page Get Xuxu and Bocka to the UK for more information and how to

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donate. Our comedy night Tonight (Friday) from 9.30, The Brewers Droop, on the Patch in Las Americas, will be holding a comedy night in aid of Live Arico. It features The Crazy World of Avril Taylor, Antony Scott, the Chubby Brown show and Steve Salter, with a charity raffle for our doggies. Half-marathon task completed It was hard, but we did it! Six of us turned up for the Las Galletas Half-Marathon on Sunday and ran for our lives. Tanya Tevaro, Nick Page, Live

Arico President Suzy q, Tony Bailey, Michaela Bridges (aka Tina Turner) and Live Arico founder Eugenio Da Mommio all made it to the finishing line. At the time of writing we had made just over 1,700 euros, and it’s rising by the day. Thanks to all our sponsors and of course, our running team. Watch this space for our next project. Refuge opening hours Monday-Friday, 11am-5pm, and weekends by prior arrangement with Eugene (648 918 943). Important telephone

numbers Ana: 682 517 045 (call if you find an animal abandoned or in distress) Suzy Q: 629 388 102 (fundraising, press releases, prize donations, etc) Mark & Alice: 661 099 365 (Poochies Pet Hotel, for boarding your dog) Claire: 660 862 910 (doggrooming and behaviour/ agility training) Our Facebook connection Join us on Facebook at Live Arico Tenerife http://twitter. com/live arico http://www. livearico.org

Lions ABBA really did have good night A GREAT time was had by all at San Miguel Lions’ Club’s 60/70s ABBA night at The Dragons Denn in Costa del Silencio. An excellent buffet was provided by hostess Liz, and there was an impromptu ABBA show by Jan Munroe and Colin Stevens. Kris Richards provided the rest of the night’s music. It’s all hands to the pumps now for the Lions as they concentrate on planning their Disadvantaged Children’s Holiday, which starts on 3rd May for one week. The next event for the San Miguel club is their Presidents Night, on Saturday, 30th June, so make a date in your diary. Secretary and Vice-President Ralph Solomon, who will take over from his wife, Susan, as this year’s President

said: “On behalf of the members and supporters of our club, I would like to wish incoming Vice-President John McClusky a speedy recovery. “He has been very poorly over the last few weeks, but has still put in a shift for the club.”

In the mood: President Susan Solomon, complete with purple ABBA gear, glides across the floor in time to the music

It’s sweet music for K9’s loyal band of supporters AROUND 70 K9 members, supporters and volunteers descended on the Heritage Bar in Los Cristianos on Saturday for an afternoon of entertainment put on in their honour! The event was staged to give K9 an opportunity to say a warm and appreciative “Thank You” to all those who have assisted the animal refuge over the past few years. There was a Raffle, a huge Bottle & Teddy tombola, a Quiz with a Spanish theme to it and a Finger Buffet to complete the afternoon. Aidy Evans provided the musical entertainment throughout, and he was joined by Maisey for a song-

and-dance routine which left the audience shouting for more. Though the event was not intended as a fund-raiser, it is always an added bonus for the refuge when muchneeded funds are generated. And patrons also brought treats for the refuge dogs. A welcome surprise came with the presentation of a 700-euro cheque from Amarilla Golf Club, handed over by Club Captain Ian Sharp and accepted by K9 Kennel Manager Hazel Eames. The feedback suggested it had been a relaxing and enjoyable afternoon and should become an annual event. Thanks to everyone who supported the event, and to those who helped on the day. Special thanks to Dave and his staff at the Heritage Bar for creating a lovely atmosphere.

Amarilla Golf Club captain Ian Sharp presents the 700-euro cheque to Hazel Eames, with K9 Treasurer Mikey Braithwaite in the background

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Classes have just got a little better for the kids STAFF at Accion del Sol, backed by German sponsors Aktiontier, are on a mission to educate children on animal welfare issues.

They decided that as well as visits by schoolchildren to the refuge and the popular Educational Roadshows, a permanent classroom was the way forward. Because of its continuous interest, discipline and continuity, the CEIP school at Parque de la Reina was selected to receive the first Animal Protection classroom on the Island. Last Friday (30th March) saw the official opening, when Headmaster Domingo Arias welcomed Arona’s Education and Culture Councillor Miguel Àngel Mendéz, Tourism and Health Councillor Francisco José Nziño Rodriguéz and Deputy Mayor Carmelo Garcia Martin. The school has 500 pupils, who will all benefit from this opportunity because their education will now include animal welfare, as well as environmental issues. Once this scheme is underway successfully, Accion hope to work out similar projects with other schools in the South. Back to refuge business, and five puppies were picked

Age is no barrier for Diners’ Club WANTED … people in their 30s and 40s for the Los Cristianos Diners’ Club to lower the average age of members.

up in Granadilla, dumped in a box near the bins, so its all hands on deck to feed these little ones every few hours, day and night. And that spells out a lot of sleepless nights at the centre. They are being

bottle-fed special milk, but it is no substitute for the mother’s milk, which is vital to them in their first few weeks. But hopefully, they will all survive. Another lucky dog has

found a new home with Tony, Eileen and Maggie, but the refuge still has 180 gorgeous dogs looking for loving homes. They would even welcome a walk down to the beach if adoption is to big a responsibility, so come on over to the refuge and make a few dogs happy. They love a walk and some special attention from the outside. On Easter Sunday, there is a fund-raising event at the Granadilla refuge which includes fun runs with your own dogs, an Easter Egg hunt for the children and much more. Call 922 778 630 for more information. The sanctuary is situated at the Granadilla Industrial Estate, Exit 51 on the TF1, directly next to the ITER windmills, which can be seen clearly from the motorway. The centre is open to the public from Monday-Friday (3-6pm).

Farewell to one of the good guys by Roscoe Last week the British community said goodbye to one of the island's most loved figures, David Whittaker, in a style which fitted the man. The Merry Monk was packed to the rafters from mid-afternoon until the very early hours as people marked David's passing with a massive party and fund-raiser, which raised over 1,200 euros for Cancer Research. David owned the Merry Monk in the Apolo Centre for many years and was immensely popular. He treated all his customers like friends and was never short of a wise word of advice, or time to listen. He was always smiling, quick with a joke (often a bad one!) and loved chewing the fat. I cannot remember a time when

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I saw that he wasn't smiling or jovial.“Life's short kid. You can't take it with you so enjoy it.” He always called me Kid. A friend of mine summed David up beautifully. Many people will remember the band Outrun who played here in the 1990s.Lead singer Gareth Ralph was particularly close to David and was devastated at his passing:“When I lived there

he was like my Tenerife father,” he said. “He was so genuine and was there for me when I had a really tough time with my kids. I will NEVER forget his generosity and the fact that he cared so much. He was an amazing man.” The Merry Monk has always been a popular bar especially at Christmas when the famous decorations would become a Tenerife attraction themselves. David would spend weeks preparing and hanging the decorations which made the bar light up like Santa's Grotto. Over the years his children James and Charlotte became more hands-on with the bar and this enabled David to branch out his creativity and he opened Bloomers flower shop. David's passing was not a

surprise and neither was his last request for everybody to have a party and a good time. And boy did we do that! James and Charlotte would like to thank everyone who made it such a special day, especially Tony and Richard, who worked their socks off behind the bar. Porkies, Shires, Angus Steak House and Croquant Bakery for their help with the buffet. Chris Bryan, who compered all day and night and the multitude of acts who gave up their time, and in some cases cancelled paying gigs to attend. They were clearly overwhelmed by the support and love for their father, but they should haven't have been surprised. He was one in a million and like many, this kid will miss him.

Organiser Nancy Hall is slightly concerned that the recently-formed group, which meets at the Castañuelas restaurant every Saturday, is viewed as a club for “older people”. “But it definitely isn’t,” says Nancy (pictured bottom right). “We want to entice younger people to come along. It’s a really pleasant

evening, where strangers can get to know each other, and regulars can mingle with newcomers.” Two weeks ago, 29 members enjoyed a barbecue and live music during their Saturday wine-and-dine feast at the Castañuelas Numbers dipped to 15 on Saturday because Swallows and those on extended holidays have now gone home, but new faces are showing up each week. It costs just 10 euros a head for an excellent three-course meal and a half-bottle of wine, and further details can be obtained from Nancy on 655 679 033.

Cancer fund-raisers’ blossoming response! JULIE JEPHSON and her husband Dennis were overwhelmed by the generosity of everyone while on a holiday recently at Club Olympus Garden City, in Playa de Las Americas. They are members of the Marie Curie Rother Valley Fund Raising group in Sheffield, and raised nearly 50 euros by selling daffodil pin badges to raise awareness of the cancer care charity. All last month, people around the UK took part in a variety of activities to raise money for the charity’s Great Daffodil Appeal. Many simply bought a daffodil badge to show their support Julie and Dennis brought some badges over with them and sold the lot in a few days. “The generosity of the

staff and everyone else was fantastic,” said Julie. “Next year, we’ll bring lots more!” On behalf of Marie Curie, the couple also said a big thank-you to Mick Watkin and Stacy Lightfoot, who ran the Garden City pool bar and sold the badges there. They have since moved on to pastures new. In England, Marie Curie nurses make a huge difference to the lives of many people with terminal cancer and other related illnesses, and to their families. For more information about the Great Daffodil Appeal, please contact Julie on juliejephson@yahoo.co.uk For more information about Marie Curie Cancer Care and any other enquiries relating to the charity, please contact Liz Howlett, Marie Curie Community Fundraiser, on liz. howlett@mariecurie.org.uk or call 0044 114 2793010.

Julie and Dennis with holiday-maker fund-raiser Dennis Jephson

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Benidorm ITV1, 9pm Last in the series, Joyce (Sherrie Hewson) is convinced that at last the hotel assessor has arrived. That coveted fourth star is within reach! Nothing must go wrong while Mrs Simmonds (Kate O’Mara) is in residence. Unwisely, Joyce has chosen this day to turf Kenneth (Tony Maudsley) out of his salon for the late payment of rent. Kenneth is furious - and he and Joyce have a running cat-fight which ends with them both in the hotel pool, and Kenneth minus his two front teeth. Mrs Simmonds sees it all, and to compensate for the poor impression created, Joyce offers her any service at the hotel - for free. Mrs Simmonds would like a manicure. So Joyce has to patch things up with Kenneth . Other guests at the hotel include Lennie (Anthony Denham) and Neville - two underworld figures who gave Donald (Kenny Ireland) a very hard time when he was in prison, and threaten the same now they’ve tracked him down in Benidorm. But Donald has agreed to help Sir Henry (Michael Fenton Stevens) - the British consul involved in Donald’s arrest for fraud, now down on his luck. And Sir Henry might just be able to help Donald too. Mick (Steve Pemberton) reveals to the rest of the Garveys that all the sunbed shops Mel left them have been destroyed by fire. And that’s not the worst of it. Madge (Sheila Reid) is bitterly angry and turns on Mick, but Michael (Oliver Stokes) denounces her. She’s just plain nasty, and always has been. Who exactly is Mrs Simmonds? How will Joyce cope when the real assessor reveals himself? And what can Michael do to bring the Garveys back together?

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Friday Friday Friday 06:00 ..............................Breakfast

06:00 ................... Harry and Toto

06:00 ..............................Daybreak

09:00 .........................Animal 24:7

06:10 ..............................Lunar Jim

08:30................................ Lorraine

09:45 ......................Homes Under the Hammer

06:20 ..........................Raa Raa the Noisy Lion

09:25........................... The Jeremy Kyle Show US

10:45 ....................My Worst Deal 11:30 ................Cash in the Attic

06:35 ......................Chuggington: Badge Quest

10:20 ...........................The Jeremy Kyle Show US

12:00 .........The Preston Passion

06:45 ..................................Dipdap

11:15 ............ Murder, She Wrote

Fern Britton presents a groundbreaking live event marking Good Friday with a contemporary and ambitious exploration of the Passion story - a unique combination of spectacular mass participation performance and three original recorded dramas based in Preston past and present, drawing on the enduring universal themes of the story of Christ's condemnation and crucifixion. Traditional Holy Week choral music also combines with a modern day celebration of Easter as Heather Small sings live, marking the historic Preston Guild festivities.

06:50 ................Pinky Dinky Doo

12:15 ....ITV News and Weather

07:00 ........................................Roar

12:35 ................Planet's Funniest Animals

07:45 ................................ Eliot Kid 07:55 ..........................Newsround 08:00 ........Bear Behaving Badly 08:20 ...............Shaun the Sheep 08:30 ........................ Alphablocks 08:35.................................. Abadas 08:45 .............................Numtums 08:50 .............Little Charley Bear 09:00 ....................... Buzz and Tell

13:00 ..............BBC News at One

09:05 ...............Tinga Tinga Tales

13:10 ............BBC London News

09:20 ......................... Driver Dan's Story Train

13:15 ..............National Treasure: Book of Secrets Adventure sequel. Treasure hunter Benjamin Franklin Gates seeks to discover the truth behind the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, by uncovering the mystery within the 18 pages missing from assassin John Wilkes Booth's diary.

15:10 ................................Cars

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17:00 .....Match of the Day Live

15:00 ...........Midsomer Murders Controversial plans to build a supermarket in Elverton-cumLatterly lead to murder when a man is stabbed to death and the pollution advisor for the site seems to be spending more time with the women of the village than at work. Can Barnaby and Jones discover the truth and learn what is really polluting Elverton? Director: Richard Holthouse, Renny Rye Starring: John Nettles, Jason Hughes, Jane Wymark, Juliet Aubrey, Barry Jackson, Dorian Healy

18:00 .......... London Tonight

09:35 ................... Small Potatoes

18:15 ...................... ITV News and Weather

09:40 ....................................Andy's Wild Adventures 09:55 .........................Tree Fu Tom 10:20 ............Zingzillas Zingbop 10:25 ..................................Dipdap

19:25 .................... BBC News

10:40 .............................Waybuloo

19:45 ...... BBC London News

11:00 ......... In the Night Garden

20:00 .................. EastEnders

11:30 .............The Gumball Rally

Dot's conviction about Andrew's guilt starts to waver in the face of his declaration of undying love for Heather. Derek decides that he can no longer run his empire from Jack's sofa, but will Bianca agree to his wish of moving into Pat's old room?

13:15 .........................Animal Park

21:00 .................. Land of the Lost Wolves

13:05 ....................... Dragonheart

09:30 ......................Chuggington: Badge Quest

10:30 ........................ 64 Zoo Lane

20:30 ..................Titanic with Len Goodman

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07:30 .....................The League of Super Evil

14:15 ........ To Buy or Not to Buy 15:00 .............Helicopter Heroes

18:30 .........Planet's Funniest Animals 19:00 ..................Emmerdale 19:30 ....... Coronation Street 20:00 .........Poms in Paradise Documentary series following British expats in Sydney, Australia. In this episode, cameras meet Maralyn, whose new life has come at a cost, as well as hairdresser Jayne, who isexpecting an important visitor, and diver Liam, who gets up close and personal with some sharks.

CW

15:45 ................................... Flog It!

21:00 ................Benidorm

16:30 ........................... Breakaway

22:00 .... This is Lionel Richie

17:15 ..................Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

23:00 ...................... ITV News and Weather

18:00 ...............Just a Minute

23:15 ...................Miami Vice

18:30 .....................Eggheads

22:00 ......... BBC News at Ten

19:00 .............................. Golf

22:10 ...... BBC London News

20:00 .................Mastermind

22:20 ...................New Tricks

20:30 ..Gardeners' World

23:20 ................The National Lottery Friday Night Draws

21:00 .............. Brick by Brick

23:30 ..EastEnders Omnibus

23:15 .......... Minority Report

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22:00 ............ Twenty Twelve 22:30 ............................ QI XL

CHOICE

Glossy update of the 1980s crime series. Florida detectives Crockett and Tubbs are drafted in to help with an FBI investigation into a CubanChinese narcotics cartel. They go undercover as traffickers to infiltrate the drugs ring, but Crockett soon finds himself having to choose between his professional instincts and his personal feelings.

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Friday Friday Friday Good Friday 06:05 ...................... Children's TV

06:00....................... Children's TV

06:20 ...........................The Hoobs

08:45 .........Bananas in Pyjamas

07:15 ............. Freshly Squeezed

09:00 .....................................Olivia

07:40 ...............According to Jim

09:15 ................The Wright Stuff

08:35 ............... Everybody Loves Raymond

11:10 ................LIVE with Gabby 12:20 ........... 5 News Lunchtime

Sri Lanka v England 2nd Test D4 Ses.2. Day four of the second Test between Sri Lanka and England at the P Sara Oval, Colombo. It's vital England win this two-Test series as they try to hold on to their number one ranking.

09:05 ................................... Frasier

12:25 ..................Meerkat Manor

09:40 ......................King of Kings

12:55 ............... Home and Away

12:45 .................... The Searchers

13:25 .........................Neighbours

15:05 ..................Sainsbury's and Channel 4 Present... 2012

13:55 .......................................NCIS

15:10 .........................Countdown 16:00 .................Deal or No Deal 17:00 .........Come Dine with Me 17:30 ...................... Four in a Bed 18:00 .............. The Simpsons 18:30 .................... Hollyoaks 19:00 ..........Channel 4 News

14:50....................... High Society 17:00 ......................... 5 News at 5 17:30 .........................Neighbours 18:00 ......... Home and Away 18:30 ....... Inside Hollywood 18:35 ............Ultimate Police Interceptors

19:30 ................ 4thought.tv

19:00 ............Rory McGrath's Pub Dig

19:35 ......................Marrying Prince Harry

20:00 ............. Eddie Stobart: Trucks andTrailers

20:00 ....Come Dine with Me

21:00 .............. The Mentalist

21:00 ...................The Million Pound Drop

22:00 ...........................Castle

22:30 ................... Rude Tube

06:00 ...................................Cricket

06:00 .. Brainiac: Science Abuse

06:00.......... Nothing to Declare

07:00 ..............................Futurama

06:30 .......... Nothing to Declare

08:00 ................House of Anubis

07:00 .................... Jerry Springer

09:00 .......................... The Middle

08:00 ................................... Maury

09:30 .......................... The Middle 10:00 ...................Modern Family

09:00 ................... America's Next Top Model

13:30 ................................ Football

10:30 ...................Modern Family

10:00 .......... Nothing to Declare

Championship - Reading v Leeds United. The npower Championship match between Reading and Leeds United at the Madejski Stadium. Reading won 1-0 at Elland Road when the sides met earlier in the season.

11:00 ...................... Got to Dance

10:30 .......... Nothing to Declare

11:30 ...................... Got to Dance

11:00 ................ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

16:00 .......Ford Football Special

12:00 ..............................Futurama 13:00 ...................... Got to Dance 14:00 .....................Chris and Wes 15:00 ...................Modern Family

Swansea City v Newcastle United. Swansea City versus Newcastle United at the Liberty Stadium in the Barclays Premier League. The Swans have not beaten Newcastle since they won 4-0 in December 1980.

16:00 .......................... The Middle

19:00 .................The Masters Day two of the 2012 Masters from Augusta National. New world number one Rory McIlroy, Tiger Woods, Lee Westwood and Luke Donald will be the favourites to win here.

23:00 ............Law and Order: Criminal Intent

16:30 .......................... The Middle 17:00 .....................The Simpsons

12:00 ................ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 13:00..... RSPCA Animal Rescue 13:30 .....RSPCA Animal Rescue 14:00 .................. Criminal Minds 15:00 .................. Criminal Minds

17:30 .....................The Simpsons

16:00 ................... America's Next Top Model

18:00 .......................... Airline

17:00 .......... Nothing to Declare

19:00 ..............The Simpsons 19:30 .................. The Middle

18:30 ..........CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

20:00 ............Modern Family

19:30 ........... Criminal Minds

20:30 ...............Raising Hope

20:30 ...............Cougar Town

21:00 .......... An Idiot Abroad

21:00 ........... Criminal Minds

22:00 ......................A League of Their Own

22:00 ..........CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

23:00 ................... Cop Squad

23:00 .......................... Bones

23:35 ............... The Mad Bad Ad Show

23:55 ....... Inside Hollywood

19:00 ............ The Borrowers

06:00 ................... Good Morning Sports Fans

06:00 ................Home Shopping

06:00 ............................The X Files

06:00 ............. Coronation Street

20:30 ........... Kung Fu Panda

07:10 ............................. Fifth Gear

07:00 .................................Seinfeld

06:25 ..........................Emmerdale

21:55 .................Great Movie Mistakes

07:00 ................... Good Morning Sports Fans

07:35 ............. The Gadget Show

08:00 ..............Star Trek: Voyager

07:15 .....................Loose Women

08:00................................Top Gear

08:05 ...................... The Hot Desk

22:00 .................. EastEnders

08:00 ................... Good Morning Sports Fans

09:00 ............................................ER

09:00.......................... The Bubble

08:15 .......................... Judge Judy

09:40........... Would I Lie to You?

10:00 .............Star Trek: The Next Generation

10:20 ............................................ QI

11:00 ............................The X Files

09:10 ....... The Real Housewives of Orange County

22:30 ......... Russell Howard's Good News

09:00 ............. Masters Breakfast

The best bits from the topical comedy show in which Russell Howard offers up his unique perspective on the news stories that have dominated the media over the past seven days. In search of the weird, the wonderful and the just plain odd, Russell and his crack team plough through over 60 news channels from across the world, read over 140 newspapers and watch over 1,000 clips all for the viewers' pleasure.

12:00 ....................... Rugby Super League

23:00 .................. Family Guy 23:20 .................. Family Guy 23:45 ............American Dad!

11:00............................... Top Gear

12:00 .......................... Cleverdicks

10:10 ...................................Dennis

14:30 ....................... Rugby Super League

12:00 ...............................Top Gear

13:00 ..............Star Trek: Voyager

12:00 ............. Coronation Street

13:00 ......................... Man v Food

14:00 ............................................ER

12:30.......................... Emmerdale

17:00 .................................. Cricket

14:00 ......................... Man v Food

15:00 ............................ Petrol Age

13:00 ..........................Emmerdale

19:00 ......... Barclays Premier League World

17:30......................... Man v Food

16:00................................ Star Trek:

13:30..... The Jeremy Kyle Show

18:00 ..................Man v Food

17:00 ..............Star Trek: Voyager

14:35..... The Jeremy Kyle Show

19:30 .........European Rugby

20:00 ..........Storage Hunters

18:00 ................................. ER

15:40 ..All Star Family Fortunes

22:00 ......................School of Hard Knocks

20:30 .......... Storage Hunters

19:00 ..................Cleverdicks

16:25 ....... You've Been Framed!

21:40 ............Mock the Week

20:00 Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations

16:55.......................... Happy Feet

22:30 ......... Barclays Premier League Preview

21:00 ............ Mock the Week

21:00 ...... Morgan Spurlock's New Britannia

20:00 .................Britain's Got More Talent

22:00 .......................The Wire

21:00 ..............American Idol

23:15 ...........................Treme

22:00 ............Ocean's Twelve

23:00 ........ Take it Like a Fan

22:20 .................Argumental

23:30 ..............................Ford Football Special

23:00 ............Never Mind the Buzzcocks 23:40 ............Mock the Week

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19:00 ..... Britain's Got Talent

W C CHOICE Cars BBC1, 15:10

Animated adventure from Pixar. After becoming stranded in a small town, an arrogant rookie sports car finds love and discovers the true meaning of friendship. With the voices of Owen Wilson, Paul Newman and Bonnie Hunt. Director: John Lasseter Starring: Owen Wilson, Paul Newman, Bonnie Hunt, Larry The Cable Guy, Cheech Marin, Tony Shalhoub.

Gardeners' World BBC2, 20:30 It's Easter and the biggest gardening weekend of the year; the team give plenty of advice and inspiration - from large projects to tackling weeds. At Longmeadow, Monty is getting started on the vegetable plot, where he recommends a palette of potatoes for delicious summer crops. He also returns to his newly created pond, where he is showing how to conceal the liner with an attractive edge. Carol Klein celebrates the humble daffodil. She travels to Lincolnshire and discovers drifts of wild daffodils, but also meets a man whose passion is to preserve and identify a historic collection of cultivated varieties. Rachel de Thame helps a group of military wives as they begin growing cut flowers for the first time. And Joe concludes his series on design when he shows how even the smallest garden can have areas where focal points and plants can create a pleasing effect.

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Saturday Saturday 06:00 ..............................Breakfast

06:00 ................... Harry and Toto

06:00 .................... Signed Stories

10:00 .............. Saturday Kitchen

06:10 ..............................Lunar Jim

06:10 ......................... Engie Benjy

11:30 ....................The Little Paris Kitchen: Cooking with Rachel Khoo

06:20 ........................ Timmy Time

06:20 .................................. Pocoyo

06:35 ......................Chuggington: Badge Quest

06:30 ....................Fluffy Gardens

12:00 ............................ BBC News

06:45 ................Pinky Dinky Doo

12:05 ...................Regional News

06:45 ............................... The Hive

07:00 ...........................Gastronuts

12:10 ............................... Weather

06:55 ............................... The Hive

07:30 ........ Dennis and Gnasher

12:15 ................... Football Focus

07:40 ... The Scooby-Doo Show

07:05 .......................Soli and Mo's Nature Show

13:00 .............The Boat Race

08:05 ............................... Pixelface

07:10 ..................................... Sooty 07:25 ..................................... Monk

16:20........................... Final Score

08:35 ......................... Prank Patrol Down Under

17:15............................ BBC News

08:47....... Diddy Dick and Dom

07:50 ....... Fleabag Monkeyface

17:25 ...................Regional News

09:00 .......................The Slammer

08:05 ..............Hannah Montana

17:30 ............................... Weather

09:30 ............................Ministry of Curious Stuff

08:30 ..............Hannah Montana

CW CHOICE

15:05 ........................................Golf

17:35 ..................................... Shrek Computer-animated fantasy about a reclusive green ogre called Shrek whose life of solitude is disrupted by a horde of refugees who have been banished by the evil Lord Farquaad. Determined to save his home, Shrek cuts a deal with the tyrant, who sets him a daunting task - if Shrek is ever to enjoy peace and quiet again, he must rescue Farquaad's bride-to-be from a dangerous castle.

19:00 ............... The Voice UK 20:20 ................The National Lottery: In It to Win It

09:00 ........................Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge

10:30 ............................... Splatalot

09:25 .............................. ITV News

10:45 .................. Deadly 60 Bites

09:30 ................. The Jeremy Kyle Show US

11:00 ........................ Hacker Time 11:25 ..................................Ooglies 11:40 ...............MOTD Kickabout 12:00................ The Sky at Night 12:20 ..........................Road to Rio 14:00 ..............Bringing Up Baby 15:35 .............................. Escape to the Country 16:05 ................................... Flog It!

18:20 .................. Dad's Army Classic wartime sitcom about a group of man - not able to take up active service due to their age - who set up their town's Home Guard in the Second World War.

Bonus Ball

21:10 ...................... Casualty More realistic medical drama with love, life and emergency operations from the Bristol based A and E.

22:00 .................... BBC News 22:20 ........ Match of the Day 23:50 ................ The Football League Show

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07:30.................................... X-Men

10:00 .................Animals at Work

17:05.......................... Easter From King's 2012

turday Numbers for Sa 7th April are:

06:40 ....................Fluffy Gardens

18:50 ..............Natural World The Iceberg That Sank The Titanic. Documentary which explores one crucial piece of the Titanic jigsaw that always escapes attention - the iceberg that caused the catastrophe. Conceived 15,000 years before the Titanic, its life story is every bit as fascinating. With the help of ice scientists, its origins of are revealed - its creation in the heart of the Greenland Ice Sheet, its dramatic birth from the mother glacier and an epic 4,000 mile journey through Arctic seas, towards a terrible date with destiny.

10:25 ................. The Jeremy Kyle Show US 11:20 ....... The Real Housewives of New York City 12:20 ............ Murder, She Wrote 13:20.... ITV News and Weather 13:25 ................Planet's Funniest Animals 13:55 ................ The Secret of My Succe$s 15:55 ........ Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Charlie Bucket and four other children win the chance to tour the mysterious Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and win a lifetime's supply of chocolate. Gene Wilder stars in Roald Dahl's beloved children's story.

17:45 ...........Regional News and Weather 18:00 ...................... ITV News and Weather 18:15 ..............Keith Lemon's LemonAid 19:00 ............. All New You've Been Framed! 19:30 .............Harry Hill's the Best of TV Burp 20:00 ..... Britain's Got Talent 21:15 ................ Take Me Out

19:40 ...................Timewatch

22:45 ...................... ITV News and Weather

20:30 .............................. Golf

23:00 .................... Magicians

The Boat Race BBC 1 , 1pm

Clare Balding presents live coverage of the annual rowing battle along London’s river Thames between the competing eights of Oxford and Cambridge universities. The first race took place in 1829 - and has been held every year since 1856. Oxford took last year’s honours and boast a superior recent record, winning eight races to Cambridge’s four since the millennium. Commentary from Jonathan Ledgard, Dan Topolski and Wayne Pommen. Reporting from Sonali Shah and British Olympic legend Matthew Pinsent.

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Saturday Saturday Saturday 07 April 05:55.............The Treacle People

06:00 .......................Children's TV

06:05........................... The Hoobs 07:00................ Mobil 1 The Grid

09:00 .................. Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom

07:25.................British Rallycross

09:15 ............ The Mr. Men Show

07:55...............The Morning Line

09:30 ....... Roary the Racing Car

08:55.............................. Koko Pop

09:40 ....... Mist: Sheepdog Tales

09:25 ..............................Olly Murs

10:00 .................. Meerkat Manor

09:55 ................Made in Chelsea

10:30................. Holiday Heaven on Earth

10:55 ................. Charlie's Angels 11:55 ........The Big Bang Theory 12:20 ........The Big Bang Theory

12:15 ........Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers

13:25 .....................The Simpsons

13:15 . Rory McGrath's Pub Dig

13:55 .............. Channel 4 Racing 16:05 ......... Come Dine with Me

14:20 ........................... Ambush at Tomahawk Gap

16:35 ......... Come Dine with Me

15:45 ............................War Arrow

17:10 ......... Come Dine with Me 18:15 .... Come Dine with Me

17:20 ..................... Two Mules for Sister Sara

18:40 .......... Channel 4 News

19:10 .........5 News Weekend

19:10 .................4thought.tv

19:15 .............................. NCIS

19:15 ...........Deal or No Deal

CW CHOICE

21:10 ...................The Million Pound Drop Live

Sri Lanka v England 2nd Test D5 Ses.2. Day five of the second Test between Sri Lanka and England at the P Sara Oval, Colombo. England head home after today to start preparing for home series against the Windies and South Africa.

12:25 ................ European Rugby

06:00 ............................ Gladiators

06:00..................... Jerry Springer

07:00 ......................Luton Airport

07:00 .................................... Maury

07:30 ......................Luton Airport

08:00 ...........Nothing to Declare

08:00 .......................... The Middle

08:30 ...........Nothing to Declare

08:30 .......................... The Middle

09:00 ................Ghost Whisperer

09:00 ................. World Wrestling Entertainment Superstars

10:00 ..............The Biggest Loser

10:00 .......................... Soccer A.M.

11:15 ...................Ultimate Police Interceptors

12:50 .....................The Simpsons

20:10 ....................Big Fat Gypsy Weddings

06:00 ....................................Cricket

12:00 ....................................35mm 12:30 ........................Street Dance 2 Special

12:00 ..........................Fat Families 13:00 ....................................RSPCA Animal Rescue 13:30 ....................................RSPCA Animal Rescue 14:00 .............The Love Machine

13:00 ..............................Futurama

15:00 .... The Biggest Loser USA

13:30 ..............................Futurama 14:45 ................ European Rugby

14:00 .....................Gadget Geeks

16:00 ................... America's Next Top Model

Heineken Cup Quarter-Final - Edinburgh v Toulouse. The Heineken Cup quarter-final between Edinburgh and Toulouse at Murrayfield. Edinburgh are the first Scottish club to host a quarter-final. The visitors have won the cup four times.

15:00 ................. Best of Oops TV

17:00 ...........Nothing to Declare

16:00 ...................Modern Family

17:30 ...........Nothing to Declare

21:00 ......... CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 22:00 ......................... CSI: NY 22:55 ............Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

22:45 ...............Showgirls FILM 23:50 ........Inside Hollywood

16:30 ...................Modern Family 17:00 .......................... The Middle

18:00 ..... Nothing to Declare

17:30........................... The Middle

18:30 ..... Nothing to Declare

17:30 ................ European Rugby

18:00 .....Don't Stop Me Now

19:00 ....... The Love Machine

20:00 ................. The Masters

19:00 .....Emergency Abroad

Masters 2012 Day 3. Day three of the 2012 Masters from Augusta National. Can Rory McIlroy, who led for three days here in 2011, go one better this year and take the title?

20:00 ...............Hawaii Five-0

20:00 ................. The Biggest Loser USA

21:00 ............Another 48 Hrs

21:00 ............Criminal Minds

22:50 ................... Cop Squad

22:00 .................... CSI: Miami

23:50 ....................Road Wars

23:00 .......................... Ringer

06:00 .......................Star Trek: The Next Generation

06:00 ..............Coronation Street Omnibus

07:00 ....................... Star Trek: The Next Generation

08:00 ...... Emmerdale Omnibus

08:00 ....................... Star Trek: The Next Generation

12:15 ......................Take Me Out The Gossip

09:00 .......................... Cleverdicks 10:00 .......................... Cleverdicks

13:00 .................... Harry Hill's the Best of TV Burp

11:00 .......................... Cleverdicks

13:30 ..All Star Family Fortunes

12:00 ............Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations

14:15 ..............................The Cube

13:00 .................................Seinfeld

18:05 .............The Borrowers

19:00 ..................... Hardliner

13:30 .................................Seinfeld

20:00 ........................The Zoo

19:30 .................... Hardliners

14:00 ............................................ER

20:00 ..................Man v Food

15:00 ............................................ER

21:00 .........Planet's Funniest Animals

20:30 ..................Man v Food

18:00 ................................. ER

21:00 ............ Have I Got a Bit More News for You

19:00 ................... The Devil's

22:00 ............ Have I Got a Bit More News for You

20:00 ....................Petrol Age

CHOICE

19:00 ................. Doctor Who

06:00 ...... Ford Football Special

06:00 ................Home Shopping

19:50 .................Great Movie Mistakes 2011

07:00 ................ Football League

07:10 ......................Dragons' Den

08:00 ...............Take it Like a Fan

08:00 ...............................Top Gear

20:10 ..................Shrek: Once Upon a Time

08:30 .......... Champions League Weekly

09:00 ...............................Top Gear

21:10 .........................Shrek 2

09:00 ................ Barclays Premier League Preview

10:30 ......................... Man v Food

22:35 .......... World of Dating 23:00 .................. Family Guy Still out of work and now grotesquely overweight, Peter finally decides to find his true calling: fishing. He doesn't have the money to buy a boat, so he goes to a police auction and overbids on one. He then visits a loan shark and unwittingly signs a contract that will put him in debt forever. When he finds out about a mythic fish with a price on its head, he realises that it's the best way of getting all of his money and his now repossessed house and possessions back, so he and the guys set out to catch Daggermouth, the man-eating bluefish.

23:50 ............ American Dad!

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09:30 ...............Take it Like a Fan 10:00 ..........................Soccer A.M. 12:00 ...............Take it Like a Fan

10:00 ......................... Man v Food 11:00 ................ Storage Hunters 11:30 ................ Storage Hunters 12:00 ...............................Top Gear 13:00 ...............................Top Gear

12:30 ...... Ford Football Special 15:15 ...............................Ringside 16:15 ........... Sky Sports Classics 16:30 .................... America's Cup Uncovered 17:00 ...................Saturday Night Football 19:30 . You're on Sky Sports! 20:25 .............. Football First 22:15 .............. Football First 23:45 .............. Football First

23:00 ............ Have I Got a Bit More News for You

Dinner Party

11:00........................ Take Me Out

15:15 .....................American Idol

21:15 ................. Britain's Got More Talent 22:15 ........... Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

21:00 ................. Blue Bloods

22:45 ...............Take Me Out The Gossip

22:00 ............................. Luck

23:45 ............ Celebrity Juice

W C CHOICE Big Fat Gypsy Weddings Channel 4, 20:10

While the traditional way of life is evolving, the large extended family unit remains at the heart of the Traveller community. Celebrations are always a family affair and in The Family, the final episode of the current series, Irish Traveller family the McFadyens celebrate key life events over a series of months. Recently convicted Josie is planning the christening of her six-month-old daughter, but still finds the time to decorate her electronic tag with bling. The family is also excited about the release of the family patriarch Chris from prison, who they plan to pick up in a stretch limousine. And 16-year-old Cheyenne and cage-fighter John are engaged to be married, with Cheyenne facing the daunting task of organising her wedding as she deals with the recent death of her mother.

Showgirls Channel 4, 22:45 Paul Verhoeven's glitzy, goodtime-yet-controversial film stars Elizabeth Berkley as Nomi Malone, the new girl at the Stardust Club, where the speciality is lap dancing. Taken under the wing and into the bed of veteran Cristal Connors, she learns the tricks of the trade, from how to make the big money to some unusual uses for ice cubes. Starring: Elizabeth Berkley, Kyle MacLachlan, Gina Gershon, Glenn Plummer, Robert Davi, Alan Rachins.

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Sunday Sunday Sunday 06:00 ..............................Breakfast

06:00 ............... Harry and Toto

06:00 .................................. Boblins

07:30 .............. Match of the Day

06:10 ......................... Lunar Jim

06:10 .......................Fireman Sam

09:00 . The Andrew Marr Show

06:20 .................... Timmy Time

10:00 ........ Easter Day Eucharist From Coventry Cathedral

06:30 ..................Chuggington: Badge Quest

06:20 ..................... Babar and the Adventures of Badou

11:00 .........................Urbi et Orbi

06:40 ............... Let's Celebrate

06:45 ............ Special Agent Oso

11:35................... Country Tracks

07:00 .......................Gastronuts

12:35 .... Escape to the Country

07:30 ..... Dennis and Gnasher

07:00 .......................Olly the Little White Van

13:35 ............................ BBC News

07:40 .................... The ScoobyDoo Show

07:10 ...........................Tati's Hotel

07:52 ............................The Owl

07:30 ....Matt Hatter Chronicles

08:05 .................. Paradise Cafe

07:50 ....... Fleabag Monkeyface

08:30 ......................... Wingin' It

08:05 .......................Horrid Henry

08:55 .................... The Horrible Histories Big Prom Party

08:20 .......................Horrid Henry

13:45 ....................Human Planet 14:45 .........Wallace and Gromit: A Grand Day Out

The One and Only Des O’Connor ITV1, 7:30pm ITV has commissioned ITV Studios to make a one off televised special with the much loved legendary entertainer Des O’Connor to celebrate 50 years in show business. This 90 minute prime time ITV1 show will be hosted by the great man himself, and feature a star studded mix of guests and stars from the worlds of comedy and entertainment. Des will be joined on stage by comedy genius Matt Lucas, the inimitable Paul O’Grady, award winning actress Katherine Kelly, much loved actor Robert Lindsay, Des’s on screen presenting partner Mel Sykes and many more. The show will also feature some exciting musical performances and a few surprises for Des along the way. Des said “I am really looking forward to sharing a fun filled 90 minutes with the viewers.” Des is firmly established as one of Britain’s most popular and best loved entertainers and is one of only a handful of British entertainers to be acclaimed internationally on stage and television. His variety chat show Des O’Connor Tonight ran for an amazing 25 years on British television and then followed with the award winning daily talkshow Des & Mel with co-host Melanie Sykes which proved such a hit with viewers that the show more than doubled its audience. Des’s American series was shown in over 40 countries, seen by 200 million people world-wide and on stage he has appeared at the MGM Grand in Las Vagas, The Sydney Opera House and over a 1000 times at the London Palladium.

The BAFTA-winning, Oscarnominated first in the series of claymations by Nick Park which introduced the world to everyone's favourite man and his dog. Wallace and Gromit blast off in a home-made rocket to test the theory that the moon is made of cheese, which of course it is. They meet a rather stroppy vending machine! Amazingly, actor Peter Sallis is now probably more famous as the voice of Wallace than for Last of the Summer Wine.

11:35 ........ Great British Menu 12:35 .........A Distant Trumpet

07:25 ..................................... Monk

08:30 .............................Victorious 08:55 ..................................... Monk 09:00 ........................Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge 09:25............................... ITV News 09:30 ......................Ade in Britain

20:00 ...Antiques Roadshow

Western about a US Cavalry officer who finds love and adventure at an outpost near the Mexican border towards the end of the 19th century. When the spirited and idealistic young lieutenant is assigned to a remote Arizona fort, he finds himself involved in romantic skirmishes with two young ladies and full-scale battles with the nearby insurgent Apaches. Adapted from the Pulitzer Prizewinning novel by Paul Horgan. Director: Raoul Walsh Starring: Troy Donahue, Suzanne Pleshette, Diane McBain, James Gregory, William Reynolds, Claude Akins.

21:00 ............. Silent Witness

14:30 ..............................Cycling

Comical horror fantasy adventure about the search for buried treasure protected by an ancient mummy's curse in the Egyptian desert. An American mercenary who knows the secret location is rescued from a Cairo prison by an English historian and her brother.

15:10 .............Mary Poppins

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17:25 .................. Songs of Praise 18:00.............Titanic with W C Len Goodman CHOICE 18:30 .................... BBC News 18:50 ............Regional News 18:55 .......................Weather 19:00 ..................Countryfile

Drama series about a team of forensic pathologists. Harry and DI James deviate from the original investigation to secretly test DNA evidence from the rival Chesham laboratory to try to solve this stalled case.

17:00 ...... The Many Faces of... Dame Judi Dench 18:00 ............ Frozen Planet

22:25 ..... Match of the Day 2

This Frozen Planet: Christmas Special brings together the very best highlights of the series, taking viewers on a spectacular journey through the entire polar year - from the depths of winter to the melting world of the polar summer. In the south, spring starts with the comical stonestealing Adelie penguin males. In summer the females return and the parents struggle to raise their chicks before the big freeze of autumn. In the north, tiny polar bear cubs begin their lives under the snow, while the male faces the harshest winter on Earth. Will all three cubs survive as the ice melts beneath their feet?

23:25 ....................... MotoGP

19:00 ........................... Golf

22:00 .................... BBC News 22:15 ............Regional News 22:20 .......................Weather

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10:00 ........... Saturday Kitchen Best Bites

06:35 ............ Special Agent Oso

10:30 ........................May the Best House Win 11:30 ......................... Matt Cardle: Into the Light 12:30 ...............................ITV News and Weather 12:35 ............Britain's Got Talent 13:50 ................Planet's Funniest Animals 14:15 ................Planet's Funniest Animals 14:45 .......... This is Lionel Richie 15:45 ........................The Mummy

18:00 .............Regional News and Weather 18:15 ...................... ITV News and Weather 18:30 ............. All Star Family Fortunes 19:30.... The One and Only CW Des O'connor CHO ICE 21:00 ..........................Titanic 22:00 ...................... ITV News and Weather 22:15 .................Perspectives 23:15 ..................... The Cube

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Sunday Sunday Sunday Easter Sunday 06:15 ...........................The Hoobs

06:00 ...................... Children's TV

07:05 ......The Paralympic Show

07:00 .........Bananas in Pyjamas

07:35 ..................Sainsbury's and Channel 4 Present... 2012 07:40 ...................................Sailing

07:25......... Thomas and Friends Special: Day of the Diesels

08:05 ............... Everybody Loves Raymond

08:15 ..................Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures

08:30 ............... Everybody Loves Raymond

08:25............ Angelina Ballerina

09:00 ................................... Frasier 10:00 ..................Sunday Brunch

09:00 .................. Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom

12:00 ....... The Big Bang Theory

09:15 ............The Mr. Men Show

13:25 .................... The Simpsons

09:25....... Roary the Racing Car

13:55 .................... The Simpsons

09:40 .......Mist: Sheepdog Tales

14:30 ...................Doctor Dolittle

10:00 .........................High School Musical 3: Senior Year

16:05 ...........................Time Team 17:10 ................ Channel 4 News 17:15 ........................ 4thought.tv 17:20 .........Come Dine with Me 18:20 ...............Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

08:45 .........................Rupert Bear

12:05 .........................London: The Inside Story 13:05 ..........Lawrence of Arabia 17:15 .............. 5 News Weekend 17:20 ..............................Toy Story

20:00 ............. Celebrity Deal or No Deal

19:00 ........ William and Kate

21:00 ................... Homeland

21:00 ........................ Blade II

22:00 .................. Crucifixion

23:00 ...........The Hard Corps

20:00 ...... Once Upon a Time

23:20 ..................Lake Placid

06:00 ..............Aerobics: Oz Style International sport, aerobic and fitness champions take you through a selection of great workouts and health tips, all filmed at many of Sydney's most beautiful landmarks.

06:00 ........... The Hour of Power

06:00..................... Jerry Springer

07:00 ..................... Luton Airport

07:00 ................................... Maury

07:30 ..................... Luton Airport

08:00 .......... Nothing to Declare

08:00 .................. Modern Family

08:30 .......... Nothing to Declare

08:30 .................. Modern Family

09:00 .............The Biggest Loser

06:30 .......................Football First

09:00 ..............................Oops TV)

11:00 ...............Ghost Whisperer

08:00 .......................Football First

10:00 ................. World Wrestling Entertainment Superstars

12:00 ......................... Fat Families

11:00 ...............WWE Experience

13:30 .......... Nothing to Declare

12:00 ................Harry Potter: The Magic Lives On

14:00........... Nothing to Declare

09:30 .......................... The Sunday Supplement Brian Woolnough discusses the latest sports stories that have made the headlines. He is joined each week by three of his accomplished Fleet Street colleagues.

11:00 ............... Goals on Sunday 13:00 ...........Ford Super Sunday Manchester United v Queens Park Rangers. Manchester United versus Queens Park Rangers at Old Trafford. QPR need a win to help their relegation fight but have not beaten the champions since 1992.

15:30 ...........Ford Super Sunday Arsenal v Manchester City. Arsenal play Manchester City at the Emirates. Only a win will do for Mancini's men as they aim for the title but the Gunners also need the victory as they try to haul back Spurs in third.

12:30 .............................Futurama 13:00 . Dog the Bounty Hunter 14:00 ...................... Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA 15:00 .................... Gadget Geeks 16:00 ...A League of Their Own 18:00 A League of Their Own 18:30 A League of Their Own 19:00 .................... Futurama 19:30 .................... Futurama

13:00 .......... Nothing to Declare

14:30 .......... Nothing to Declare 15:00 .................. Criminal Minds 16:00 .................. Criminal Minds 17:00 ................ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 18:00 ...... The Love Machine 19:30 ...............Cougar Town 20:00 .........The Secret Circle 21:00 ..... America's Next Top Model: All-Stars

20:30 ............. The Simpsons

22:00 .......... Grey's Anatomy

21:00 .............. Hawaii Five-0

23:00 ..........CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

22:00 .......NCIS: Los Angeles 23:00 .......................... House

CW

19:00 ............... The Voice UK

06:00 ..............................Racemax

06:00 ................Home Shopping

06:00............................Iconoclasts

06:00 ...................Gossip Girl

Blind Auditions. Holly Willoughby and Reggie Yates host the penultimate round of blind auditions as the search for The Voice continues. Music superstars Sir Tom Jones, Jessie J, will.i.am and Danny O'Donoghue take on the role of coaches in a mission to find and nurture the UK's next great voice. This is a talent show like no other - during the blind auditions, hopeful artists take to the stage while the coaches listen with their backs turned. When a coach likes what they hear, they hit a button which turns their chair to face the artist. If more than one coach turns their chair the fun begins, because it is then up to the singer to decide whose team they want to join.

The ultimate motorsport programme. From karting to Formula 1, these are the fastest machines around, with some daring drivers and a whole host of thrilling races.

07:00 ...............................Top Gear

07:00 ...........................Iconoclasts

06:45...... Emmerdale Omnibus

08:30 ...............................Top Gear

08:00................................. Seinfeld

10:05 ...............................Top Gear

08:30................................. Seinfeld

09:35 ..............Coronation Street Omnibus

11:10............................... Top Gear

09:00 ............................ Petrol Age

12:00 ..........Winners and Losers

07:00 ..........Champions League Weekly

12:40 ...............................Top Gear

10:00 .............Star Trek: The Next generation

12:55 ................... Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

07:30 ..................................La Liga

16:00 ...............................Top Gear

09:00............. Masters Breakfast

13:25 ..................... Keith Lemon's LemonAid

17:00............................... Top Gear

11:00 .............Star Trek: The Next Generation 12:00 .......................... Cleverdicks

14:10 .......................... Happy Feet

20:20 .......... Shrek The Third 21:45 ...................... Best Bits 22:30 .................. Family Guy 23:15 .................. Family Guy 23:37 .................. Family Guy

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14:20 ...............................Top Gear

12:00 ................ Sporting Greats 13:00 .............. European Rugby 19:00 ........ European Rugby Amlin Cup Quarter-Final - Brive v Scarlets. The Amlin Cup quarter-final between Brive and Scarlets at the Stadium Municipal. Which side can take the last place in the semi-finals?

18:00 .................. Man v Food Presents

13:00 .......................... Cleverdicks 14:00 ............................ Petrol Age

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Animated adventure. A penguin is cast out by his colony because he is unable to sing, but his tap-dancing skills and new friends enable him to make a triumphant return. Director: George Miller

19:00 .................. Man v Food Presents

15:00 ..............Star Trek: Voyager

20:00 .................. Man v Food Presents

18:00 .......Star Trek: Voyager

16:15 ............Britain's Got Talent

19:00 .......Star Trek: Voyager

21:30 ..................... School of Hard Knocks

20:30 .................. Man v Food Presents

20:00 ..... Friday Night Lights

17:30 ......................... Britain's Got More Talent

22:00 .........European Rugby Special

21:00 ............................ QI XL

23:00 ............................. Ford Football Special

23:00 ............................ QI XL

22:00 ............................ QI XL

Mary Poppins BBC1, 15:10 The Banks family needs a new nanny, but when the wind direction changes, it blows the extraordinary Mary Poppins into their lives - to the consternation of the parents and the delight of the children. She proceeds to bring music and magic into their home, with the help of Bert the street entertainer, pulling the family closer together than ever before. Disney's magical musical won six Academy Awards and has been an enduring favourite for over 40 years.

19:00 ...... The Love Machine

20:00 .............. The Simpsons

18:30 .................The Masters

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21:00 .........Game of Thrones 22:10 ..................... Mad Men

18:30 ................Jurassic Park

23:15 Curb Your Enthusiasm

21:00 ..................... Benidorm

23:55 Curb Your Enthusiasm

22:00 ..................... Gladiator

Titanic with Len Goodman BBC1, 18:00 Len Goodman marks the centenary of the Titanic disaster with a three-part series examining the ship's legacy. In this edition, he discovers how eight men who helped build the Titanic went down with her on that fateful night. He meets the man whose great uncle survived the tragedy, but paid for his life with his reputation, and he helps two Titanic historians uncover the life of a stewardess who survived the disaster, only to disappear afterwards. Her story leads them to a modern Belfast family who, until now, had no idea they had a Titanic connection.

Gossip Girl ITV2, 06:00 Glamorous US drama. Blair suspects that there is a loophole in her pre-nuptial agreement. Chuck teams up with Georgina to carry out a plan, but it has unexpected results. Serena's father William returns to New York because of a family crisis.

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Monday Monday 06:00 ..............................Breakfast

06:00 ................... Harry and Toto

06:00 ..............................Daybreak

09:00 .........................Animal 24:7

06:10 ..............................Lunar Jim

08:30 ................................ Lorraine

09:45 ..................... Homes Under the Hammer

06:20 ........................ Timmy Time

09:25 ...........................The Jeremy Kyle Show US

10:45 ..............................Don't Get Done Get Dom

11:15 ............ Murder, She Wrote

06:45 ..................................Dipdap

12:15 ........60 Minute Makeover

11:30 ................Cash in the Attic

06:50 ................Pinky Dinky Doo

13:15 ....ITV News and Weather

12:15 ......................Bargain Hunt

07:00 ........................................Roar

13:30 ....... You've Been Framed!

13:00 ............................ BBC News

14:00 ...........Midsomer Murders

13:15 ...................Regional News

07:30 .......................... The League of Super Evil

13:20 ............................... Weather

07:40 ................................ Eliot Kid

13:25 ....................................... Antz

07:55 ..........................Newsround

14:40 .....................Flushed Away

08:00 ........Bear Behaving Badly

16:00 .........Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers

08:20 ...............Shaun the Sheep

16:00 ................ The Great British Taste Tour New series in which four strangers take it in turns to arrange a gourmet mini-break. Each will be judged by their fellow travellers, with a winner each day bagging a ÂŁ1,000 prize. In this episode, the taste tourists visit Whitstable in Kent, the home of great oysters and sea shanties. The group enjoy a beachside breakfast, a fivestar lunch and a tour of an ancient apple orchard before retiring for the night to a tiny fisherman's hut and a luxury beach house - but who will be sleeping where?

16:30 ...........................Final Score

08:30 ........................Nina and the Neurons Go Inventing

17:15 ...............................Pointless

08:45 .............................Numtums

18:00 .................... BBC News

08:50 .............Little Charley Bear

18:15 ............Regional News

09:00 ....................... Buzz and Tell

18:25 .......................Weather

09:05 ...............Tinga Tinga Tales

18:30 ................. Titanic with Len Goodman

09:20 ......................... Driver Dan's Story Train

19:00 .................Who Do You Think You Are?

09:30 ......................Chuggington: Badge Quest

17:00 ............................ The Chase

09:35 ................... Small Potatoes

18:00 .............Regional News and Weather

Celebrities trace their family trees to reveal the lives of their ancestors and explore major themes in British social history. In a rare television appearance, best-selling Harry Potter author JK Rowling sets out to investigate her French roots. Jo has always been intrigued by her late mother's French ancestry, but knows very little about it. Beginning her journey in Edinburgh, Jo's search takes her from The Savoy in London, to oncebloody battlefields and the back streets of urban Paris. Jo is especially keen to find out more about her great grandfather, Louis Volant. She knows that he was awarded one of France's most prestigious medals, the Legion d'honneur, for his actions during World War One. Jo wants to find out exactly what he did to win the honour.

09:40 ........... The Koala Brothers

18:15 ...................... ITV News and Weather

09:50 ..........Mr Bloom's Nursery 10:10 ............................. Baby Jake 10:20 ............Zingzillas Zingbop

18:30 ........................ Planet's Funniest Animals

10:30 ........................ 64 Zoo Lane

19:00 ..................Emmerdale

10:40 .............................Waybuloo

19:30 ....... Coronation Street

11:00 ......... In the Night Garden

20:00 ................The Dales

11:30 .............................Funny Girl

20:30 ....... Coronation Street

13:50 ..............The Way We Were

21:00 .......... Scott and Bailey

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21:00 .............. Modern Spies

Rachel is angry and upset about missing her sergeant's exam and about Nick Savage not being charged with her attempted murder. Sean tells her he has booked the registry office and, even though she still says no, his relentless cheerfulness makes her smile. Andy insists that he is prepared to give Janet all the time and space she needs, but then she gets home to find him already there, ingratiating himself with her mother and Elise. In an interview with Geoff Hastings, Janet learns much more than she bargained for. Rachel and the rest of the team investigate the brutal, racially motivated murder of a 21-year-old taxi driver.

22:20 ........ Match of the Day

22:00 ............ Simon Amstell: Do Nothing Live

22:00 ................ Kelly and Her Sisters Grow Up

23:35 ................ The Football League Show

23:00 ..............The Story Of...

23:00 ..................ITV News at Ten and Weather

20:00 .................. EastEnders 20:30 ... A Question of Sport 21:00 ............. Silent Witness 22:00 .................... BBC News 22:10 ............Regional News 22:15 .......................Weather

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06:35 ......................Chuggington: Badge Quest

15:45 .............Helicopter Heroes 16:30 ................................... Flog It! 17:15 ..................Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is 18:00 .....................Eggheads 18:30 ...... Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 19:30 .Great British Menu

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20:00 .................... Chaplains: Angels of Mersey 20:30 ......................The Little Paris Kitchen: Cooking with Rachel Khoo

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Monday Monday Easter Monday 06:05 ............The Treacle People

06:00 ...................... Children's TV

06:00 ..................Sporting Greats

08:10 ............................ Peppa Pig

06:30 ......................... The Masters

06:00 .................................Brainiac: Science Abuse

06:00 .......... Nothing to Declare

06:15 ........................... The Hoobs 07:05 ..............Freshly Squeezed

08:25 ..................Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures

12:30 ................................. Football

07:00 .....................Chris and Wes

07:00.................... Jerry Springer

Sheffield Wednesday v Oldham. Sheffield Wednesday play Oldham at Hillsborough in npower League One. The Owls won 2-0 when the sides met earlier in the season with goals from Prutton and Lowe.

08:00 ................House of Anubis

08:00 ................................... Maury

08:15 ................House of Anubis 09:00 ................. Best of Oops TV

09:00................... America's Next Top Model

10:00........................... The Middle

10:00 .......... Nothing to Declare

10:30........................... The Middle

10:30 .......... Nothing to Declare 11:00 ................ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

07:35 ............... According to Jim

06:30 .......... Nothing to Declare

08:00 ............... Everybody Loves Raymond

08:35 .......Roary the Racing Car

08:30 ............... Everybody Loves Raymond

09:00 .....................................Olivia

09:00 ....................................Frasier

11:10 ............................Live with...

11:00 ...................Modern Family

09:30 ....................................Frasier

12:05 ........... 5 News Lunchtime

10:00 ........The Big Bang Theory

12:10 ..................Meerkat Manor

12:00 .....................Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew

10:30 ........The Big Bang Theory

12:40 ............... Home and Away

13:00 ...................... Got to Dance

12:00 ................ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

11:00 ................................ Ben-Hur

13:10 .........................Neighbours

13:30 ...................... Got to Dance

13:00 .....RSPCA Animal Rescue

15:10 ......................... Countdown

15:00 ...................Modern Family

13:30 .....RSPCA Animal Rescue

16:00 .......................... The Middle

14:00 .................. Criminal Minds

17:00 ......... Come Dine with Me

13:40 .................The Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall

14:45 ........Rugby Super League

17:00 .....................The Simpsons

15:00 .................. Criminal Minds

17:30 .......................Four in a Bed

17:00 ......................... 5 News at 5

17:00 ................................. Football

18:00 ..............The Simpsons

17:30 .........................Neighbours

16:00 ................... America's Next Top Model

18:30 .................... Hollyoaks

18:00 ......... Home and Away

19:30 ............... Ford Monday Night Football

18:00 ............. Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew 19:00 ..............The Simpsons

17:00 .......... Nothing to Declare

19:00 .......... Channel 4 News

18:25 ....... Inside Hollywood

19:30 ..............The Simpsons

17:30 .......... Nothing to Declare

19:55 .................4thought.tv

18:35 ................ Monkey Life

20:00 ..............Gadget Geeks

18:00 ..........CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

20:00 . Inside Nature's Giants

19:00 ..........Cowboy Traders

21:00 ..Embarrassing Bodies

20:00 ............Ultimate Police Interceptors

16:00 ..................Deal or No Deal

22:00 ........ Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 23:00 ....................Homeland

19:00 .................. Wallace and Gromit: A Close Shave 19:30 .................Great Movie Mistakes 2011 Robert Webb is back with more silver screen slip-ups from recent hit movies. Robert exposes shocking gaffes from the Hollywood blockbusters, box office number ones, Oscar-nominated masterpieces and the biggest flops. He reveals continuity blunders, terrible anachronisms, physical mishaps, members of crew sneaking into shot, factual errors, visual effects goofs and even moments when an entire film's plot falls apart.

08:50......... Bananas in Pyjamas 09:15 ................The Wright Stuff

Fulham v Chelsea. Fulham take on Chelsea at Craven Cottage in the Barclays Premier League. The Cottagers will aim for a first home win against their struggling neighbours since 2006

22:30 ............... Football First

23:15 .......................... Fringe

22:00 ........... Criminal Minds

06:00 .............Aerobics: Oz Style

06:00 ................Home Shopping

06:00 ............................The X Files

06:00 ............. Coronation Street

06:30 ............ Kings of the Snow

07:10 ......................Dragons' Den

07:00 .................................Seinfeld

06:25 ............. Coronation Street

07:00 ................... Good Morning Sports Fans

08:00 ...............................Top Gear

08:00 ..............Star Trek: Voyager

06:50 ..........................Emmerdale

09:00 ....... Man v Food Presents

09:00 ............................................ER

07:15 ........................... Nanny 911

08:00 ................... Good Morning Sports Fans

09:30 ....... Man v Food Presents 10:00 ....... Man v Food Presents

10:00 ....................... Star Trek: The Next Generation

08:10 .......................... Judge Judy

09:00 ..............................European Rugby Special

10:30 ....... Man v Food Presents

11:00 ............................The X Files

09:00........................... Judge Judy

11:00 ....... Man v Food Presents

12:00 .......................... Cleverdicks

09:25 ..........Holiday Showdown

12:00............................... Top Gear

13:00 ..............Star Trek: Voyager

10:30 .......................... Judge Judy

11:00 ..................... Super League Fulltime

13:00 ...............................Top Gear

14:00 ............................................ER

11:00.......................... Judge Judy

14:00........ Man v Food Presents

15:00 ............................. Fish Town

11:30 .......................... Judge Judy

12:00 ..............................European Rugby Special

14:30 ....... Man v Food Presents

16:00 ....................... Star Trek: The Next Generation

12:00 ............. Coronation Street

10:00 ........................Soccer A.M. The Best Bits

15:00 ....... Man v Food Presents 15:30 ....... Man v Food Presents

19:00 ..Rugby Super League

21:00 .................... Our Crime

17:00 ...............................Top Gear

20:00 ......... How the Masters Was Won

18:00 .............. Dragons' Den

22:30 .......... World of Dating

22:00 ............Snowboarding

23:00 .................. Family Guy

22:30 ............ SPL Round-Up

23:22 .................. Family Guy

23:00 ................Soccer A.M. The Best Bits

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20:00 ...... The Love Machine

22:00 .........................Outlaw

13:00........................ The Masters

23:45 ............ American Dad!

19:00 ........... Criminal Minds

22:00 ....................Spartacus: Blood and Sand

Sarah-Jane Mee presents extended highlights of Monday's games in the Barclays Premier League

21:00 ....... Robson's Extreme Fishing Challenge

19:35 ............Kung Fu Panda 22:00 .................. EastEnders

21:00 .......... Obese: A Year to Save My Life USA

19:00 Hammond Meets Moss 20:00 ...........Motorway Cops 21:00 ............................ QI XL

17:00 ..............Star Trek: Voyager 18:00 ................................. ER 19:00 .................... The Devil's Dinner Party 20:00 ....................... Seinfeld 21:00 .........Game of Thrones

22:00 ................... Shameless

22:10 ...... Morgan Spurlock's New Britannia

23:05 ................... Shameless

23:10 ................. Blue Bloods

21:00 ........... Four Weddings

08:35.......................... Judge Judy

12:30 ............. Coronation Street 13:00 ..........................Emmerdale 13:30..... The Jeremy Kyle Show 14:35..... The Jeremy Kyle Show 15:40 ..............................The Cube 16:45.....................The Borrowers 18:30 .. The Mummy Returns 21:00 .................Knocked Up

W C CHOICE Great British Menu BBC2, 19:30

Scotland Starter. Great British Menu is back and the fight is on as some of the nation's greatest chefs battle for the chance to cook a glittering Olympic banquet. The feast will honour the hopes and achievements of the country's sporting heroes, and it will be a glorious celebration of Britain's culinary talents. This time it is the battle of the Scottish chefs - returning contender Alan Murchison and newcomers Colin Buchan and Mark Greenaway. All of them are determined to knock out their rivals in the race to the banquet. They kick things off with their starters, but which one is going to be first off the blocks? Will it be duck terrine and pineapple, braised pork cheek with sea buckthorn and hot apple jelly or smoked pigeon breast and heart? Great British Menu veteran Jeremy Lee decides who goes through to the judges.

The Dales ITV1, 20:00 Adrian Edmondson visits Kilnsey Show in Upper Wharfedale, where farmer Carol Mellin and her dog Maisie are taking part in the sheep dog trials. He also catches up with teenage shepherd William Wildman, who is competing with his sheep. At Masham Sheep Fair, Carol and her son Philip show their ducks and geese. Ade drops in on artist Helen Peyton, who gives him a lesson in drawing a Dales landscape, and follows her to Kilnsey, where she is judging the local photography exhibition.

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W C CHOICE Great British Menu: The Olympic Feast BBC2, 7.30pm Great British Menu: The Olympic Feast will give some of the UK’s greatest chefs a once in a lifetime opportunity to create a very special feast which celebrates the London 2012 Olympic Games and showcases contemporary British cooking at its absolute best. For 2012 the chefs’ task is to create a menu that captures the Olympic spirit -food that is breathtaking and awe-inspiring. Every great Olympian pushes their discipline on to new levels of excellence and that’s the challenge for the 2012 Great British Menu chefs: can they create world-class, ground-breaking food that will celebrate the Olympic ideal? Over the next nine weeks, 24 of the finest chefs in the country will compete in eight regional heats for the opportunity to create a world-beating four course menu at a prestigious event at the Old Royal Naval College in Greenwich. British Olympic legend Sir Steve Redgrave will host the gala event with a glittering guest list of British sporting greats. Prue Leith, Oliver Peyton and Matthew Fort return to judge which chefs go through to the national finals and Olympic Feast banquet. Three chefs from each region - Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, north west, north east, central, London/south east and south west - will compete against each other preparing a four course meal fit for an Olympian to secure a place in the national finals. The chefs will also meet British Olympians past and present to share valuable tips on competing at the highest level - and of course to cook for them! The eight regional winners will then battle it out to prepare one of the four courses of The Olympic Feast. This week it’s the battle of the Scottish chefs: returning contender and former veteran Alan Murchison and newcomers Colin Buchan and Mark Greenaway, with Great British Menu veteran Jeremy Lee deciding who will go through to the judges on Friday. The chefs will also get an opportunity to meet Sir Matthew Pinsent to pick-up some tips from the British Olympic rowing legend. They kick things off with their starters, but which one is going to be first off the blocks? Will it be duck terrine and pineapple, braised pork cheek with sea buckthorn and hot apple jelly or smoked pigeon breast and heart?

Tuesday Tuesday 06:00 ..............................Breakfast

06:00 ................... Harry and Toto

06:00 ..............................Daybreak

09:15 .........................Animal 24:7

06:10 ..............................Lunar Jim

08:30 ................................ Lorraine

10:00 ......................Homes Under the Hammer

06:20 ........................ Timmy Time

09:25 ...........................The Jeremy Kyle Show

10:58 ............................. BBC News and Weather 11:00 ..................Don't Get Done Get Dom 11:45 ................Cash in the Attic 12:13 ............................. BBC News and Weather 12:15 ......................Bargain Hunt 13:00 ............................ BBC News 13:30....................Regional News 13:45 .................................Doctors

06:35 ......................Chuggington: Badge Quest

11:25 .............................. ITV News

06:50 ................Pinky Dinky Doo

11:30 ...................... This Morning

07:00 ........................................Roar

12:30 .....................Loose Women

07:30 .......................... The League of Super Evil

13:30 ...............................ITV News and Weather

07:40 ................................ Eliot Kid

14:00 ........60 Minute Makeover

07:55 ..........................Newsround

15:00 .......Dickinson's Real Deal

08:00 ........Bear Behaving Badly

16:00 ................ The Great British Taste Tour

08:20 ...............Shaun the Sheep

14:15.... Escape to the Country

08:30 ........................Nina and the Neurons Go Inventing

15:00 ............................. BBC News and Weather

08:45............................. Numtums

15:03 ...................Regional News 15:05 ............. Horrible Histories

10:30 ...................... This Morning

06:45 ..................................Dipdap

17:00............................ The Chase 18:00 .............Regional News and Weather 18:25 .............. Party Election Broadcast by the Conservative Party

08:50............. Little Charley Bear 09:00 ....................... Buzz and Tell 09:05 ...............Tinga Tinga Tales 09:20 .. Driver Dan's Story Train

18:30 ...................... ITV News and Weather

16:00 ............. All Over the Place

09:30 ......................Chuggington: Badge Quest

19:00 ..................Emmerdale

16:30 .........................Who Let the Dogs Out?

09:35 ................... Small Potatoes

15:35 ..................Lockie Leonard 15:47....... Diddy Dick and Dom

Back Stall Dogs. Wacky dog training talent show presented by Zak George and narrated by Rik Mayall. Zak chooses three young dog trainers to learn a totally cool stunt - back stall! The dogs learn how to jump onto their trainers' backs, stay there for a while and then leap off. At the end of the show they go head-to-head in an awesome back stall competition, and the winning dog leaves with the top dog trophy.

09:40 ........... The Koala Brothers

16:45 ................................The Owl

13:15......................... Animal Park

17:00 ......................... Newsround

14:15 ........ To Buy or Not to Buy

17:15 ...............................Pointless

15:00 .............Helicopter Heroes

19:30 ................ Countrywise Kitchen Paul Heiney and chef Mike Robinson discover that there is much more to the Cotswolds than picture postcard villages as they unearth some local delicacies in the region. On the menu this week are spatchcocked partridge, the ultimate Wiltshire ham sandwich and a creamy rice pudding made with the finest local ingredients.

09:50 ..........Mr Bloom's Nursery 10:10 ............................. Baby Jake 10:20 ............Zingzillas Zingbop 10:27 ......................................Louie 10:35 ........................ 64 Zoo Lane 10:50 .............................Waybuloo 11:10 ......... In the Night Garden

20:00 ...... Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Celebrity Special

11:40 ..................... Whistle Down the Wind

21:00 .............The Mighty Mississippi

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18:00 .................... BBC News

15:45 ................................... Flog It!

22:00 ..................ITV News at Ten and Weather

18:30 ............Regional News

16:30 ............................ Perfection

22:35 .................... Benidorm

18:55 ..............Party Election Broadcast by the Conservative Party

17:15 ..................Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

23:35 ...........Ladette to Lady

19:00 .............The One Show

18:00 .....................Eggheads

19:30 .................. EastEnders

18:30 ...... Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

20:00 ..............Holby City

19:30 ..Great British Menu

CW CHOICE

21:00 ............. The Syndicate 22:00 .................... BBC News 22:35 .......................The Matt Lucas Awards 23:10 ............. Kevin Bridges: What's the Story?

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20:00 ................ Hairy Bikers' Bakeation 21:00 ........................Horizon 22:00 ............Never Mind the Buzzcocks 22:30 ................... Newsnight

The series that transforms ladettes into ladies takes on another group of raucous Australian sheilas. The four remaining ladettes discover that they will be hosting a Midsummer Night's Revel. One part of the challenge may be particularly difficult the bachelors will be staying overnight at Hereford Hall. To get ready for the event, the ladettes must make costumes and rehearse a special performance.

The Mighty Mississippi with Trevor McDonald ITV 1, 9pm

In this brand new series for ITV1, Trevor McDonald ventures 2500 miles up the mighty Mississippi river to examine how this magnificent waterway has played a central role in the most dramatic events in American history. Trevor begins his journey in the stunning Gulf of Mexico before travelling by helicopter, boat and plane through 31 states to reach the source of the river in Northern Minnesota. Along the way he looks back through history and gives his views on the most painful chapters of life in the Deep South and sees the devastating affects of disasters both natural and man-made. Plus, he talks to people he meets along the way, including actor Morgan Freeman, who talks about life growing up in a segregated community, and one of Elvis Presley’s former girlfriends.

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Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday 10 April 06:05 ...................... Children's TV

06:00 ...................... Children's TV

07:35 ...............According to Jim

08:35 .......Roary the Racing Car

08:00 ............... Everybody Loves Raymond

08:50 .........Bananas in Pyjamas 09:00 .....................................Olivia

06:00 ...........................Good Morning Sports Fans

06:00 .................................Brainiac: Science Abuse

06:00 ...........Nothing to Declare

07:00 ...........................Good Morning Sports Fans

07:00 .....................Chris and Wes

07:00..................... Jerry Springer

08:00 ................House of Anubis

08:00 ...........................Good Morning Sports Fans

08:00 .................................... Maury

09:00 ................. Best of Oops TV 10:00 .......................... The Middle

09:00 ................... America's Next Top Model

10:30 .......................... The Middle

10:00 ...........Nothing to Declare

11:00 ...................Modern Family

10:30 ...........Nothing to Declare

11:30................... Modern Family

11:00 ................ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

09:00 ................................... Frasier

09:15 ................The Wright Stuff

10:00 ....... The Big Bang Theory

11:10 ............................Live with...

11:00 ..... Undercover Boss USA

12:10 ........... 5 News Lunchtime

09:00 ...................... How the Masters Was Won

12:00 ................ Channel 4 News

12:15 ........... Charley Boorman's Extreme Frontiers

11:00 ..............................Football First

12:05 ....................... How to Cook Like Heston

13:15............... Home and Away

15:30 ................................Soccer A.M. The Best Bits

13:00 ...................... Got to Dance

12:00 ................ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

18:30 .................... Football Asia

13:30 ...................... Got to Dance

13:00 ..... RSPCA Animal Rescue

The official television programme of the Asian Football Confederation is a definitive weekly round-up of highlights, news and exclusive features from the continent.

15:00 ...................Modern Family

13:30 ..... RSPCA Animal Rescue

15:30 ...................Modern Family

14:00................... Criminal Minds

16:00 .......................... The Middle

15:00 ...................Criminal Minds

16:30 .......................... The Middle 17:30 .....................The Simpsons

16:00 ................... America's Next Top Model

19:00 ............. Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers

19:00 ........................Netbusters 19:30 ......Ford Football Special

20:00 ............Rory McGrath's Pub Dig

22:30 ............................School of Hard Knocks

18:00 ............. Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew

21:00 ......... CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

23:30 ...............Sporting Greats

12:35 ...........River Cottage Bites

13:45 .........................Neighbours

12:55 ......................Rear Window

14:15 ...................................CSI: NY

16:30 ...................... How the Masters Was Won

15:05 ..................Sainsbury's and Channel 4 Present... David Clarke 2012

15:15 .........................Blue Smoke

15:10 .........................Countdown 16:00 .................Deal or No Deal 17:00......... Come Dine with Me 17:30 ...................... Four in a Bed 18:00 ............. The Simpsons 18:30 .................... Hollyoaks 19:00 ..........Channel 4 News 19:55 ................ 4thought.tv

12:00 .....................Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew

06:30 ...........Nothing to Declare

17:00 ......................... 5 News at 5 17:30 .........................Neighbours 18:00 ......... Home and Away 18:30 .........................5 News

A look back on career of legendary golfer Gary Player. The South African picked up nine Major titles and was inducted in to the World Golf Hall of Fame.

19:00 ..............The Simpsons 19:30 ..............The Simpsons 20:00 ........................... Touch

17:00 ...........Nothing to Declare 18:00 ..........CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 19:00 ............ Criminal Minds 20:00 ................. The Biggest Loser USA

20:00 .................. Supersize v Superskinny

22:00 .........................CSI: NY

21:00 ...The Undateables

22:00 ....................Facejacker

23:55 ......... CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

19:00 ..............Total Wipeout

06:00 .............Aerobics: Oz Style

06:00 ................Home Shopping

06:00 ............................The X Files

06:00 ............. Coronation Street

20:00 ..... Don't Tell the Bride

06:30 ............ Kings of the Snow

07:10 ............................. Fifth Gear

07:00 . The Devil's Dinner Party

06:50 ..........................Emmerdale

07:00 ................. WWE Afterburn

07:35 ............. The Gadget Show

08:00 ..............Star Trek: Voyager

07:15.......... Holiday Showdown

08:00 .....................Golfing World

08:00 ...............................Top Gear

09:00 ............................................ER

08:10 .......................... Judge Judy

09:00 ........................Soccer A.M. The Best Bits

09:00 ...............................Top Gear

09:25........................... Nanny 911

10:00 ......................Dragons' Den

10:00 ....................... Star Trek: The Next Generation

10:00 .......................... Champions League Weekly

11:00 ...Hammond Meets Moss

11:00 ............................The X Files

12:00............. Coronation Street

12:00 ...............................Top Gear

12:00 . The Devil's Dinner Party

13:00 ..........................Emmerdale

13:00 ...............................Top Gear

13:00 ..............Star Trek: Voyager

13:30..... The Jeremy Kyle Show

14:00 ......................Dragons' Den

14:00 ............................................ER

15:00 ...Hammond Meets Moss

15:00 ............................. Fish Town

15:40........ The Real Housewives of Orange County

16:00 ...............................Top Gear

16:00 ................................ Star Trek

16:40 .....................Loose Women

14:30 ................... SPL Round-Up

18:00 ................... Hardliners

17:00.............. Star Trek: Voyager

17:40 .................. Judge Judy

15:00 ........... Football's Greatest

18:30 ................... Hardliners

18:00 ................................. ER

18:30 ..................... The Cube

15:30 .......................... Champions League Weekly

19:00 .............. Dragons' Den

19:00 ................... The Devil's Dinner Party

19:30 .. You've Been Framed!

16:00 ................... SPL Round-Up

21:00 ............................ QI XL

16:30 .......... WWE SmackDown! 18:30 ..........Sporting Greats

22:00 ............ Have I Got a Bit More News for You

19:00 ........... Revista Special

23:00 ............Mock the Week

22:00 ...Poker - Mixed Game

23:40 ..................................QI

CW

CHOICE

Another bride takes a back

seat and lets her groom organise their big day. Twenty-seven-year-old Essex boy Andrew is a groom torn between two worlds. On one side is his former boss in the Royal Navy and bride-to-be Amanda, who wants Andrew to man up and take charge of the wedding. Although Amanda left the navy three years ago, she still gives the orders in their relationship. But in his desperation to please her, will he make the wrong decision? On the other side is best man Neil, who wants him to lighten up and be the fun-loving Essex boy again.

21:00 .................... Prison, My Family and Me 22:00 .................. EastEnders 22:30 ................... Family Guy 23:15 ............ American Dad!

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22:55 ................... CSI: Miami

10:30 ................... SPL Round-Up 11:00 .............. Shell's Wonderful World of Golf 12:30 ............... How the Masters Was Won

20:20 ..................................QI

21:00 ............Another 48 Hrs 22:50 ...........................35mm 23:20 .......... Dog the Bounty

20:00 ..... Friday Night Lights 21:00 ...................... Mad Men 22:00 ................. Blue Bloods 23:00 ...... Morgan Spurlock's New Britannia

21:00 ............. Unforgettable 22:00 ............Criminal Minds 23:00 ........................... Bones

10:30.......................... Judge Judy

20:00 ........... Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 20:30 .............Harry Hill's the Best of TV Burp 21:00 ... The Vampire Diaries 22:00 ..........Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

W C CHOICE Holby City BBC1, 20:00

Sahira and Rafi's relationship is looking uncertain, and Sahira faces her toughest choice yet: whether to fight for her marriage, or stick with her career at Holby. Liam has a hearing at the Youth Offender's Court, which Luc promises to support him at. When Luc doesn't show up Liam is hurt and angry. Will Luc realise the responsibility that being a mentor entails? When Tara has her first patient death on Keller, she has to learn that dealing with death is just part of the job.

The Undateables Channel 4, 21:00 Looking for love can be tricky, but some find it harder than others. Add disability to the equation and it can sometimes seem almost impossible. Shaine is from Bournemouth. The 31-year-old is a prolific amateur poet with a learning disability. He can pen a lady a poem off the top of his head, but finds it hard to pluck up the courage to ask women out. Shaine has been in relationships before but hasn't been on a date for three years. He's signed up for a speeddating night for people with additional needs. Carolyne is a striking, bubbly 29-year-old from Greater Manchester who is sick of kissing frogs. She went to sleep one night five years ago and woke up the following morning paralysed from the chest down after a weak blood vessel burst in her spinal cord.

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Wednesday Wednesday 06:00 ..............................Breakfast

06:00 ................... Harry and Toto

06:00 ............................. Daybreak

09:15 .........................Animal 24:7

06:10 ..............................Lunar Jim

08:30 ................................Lorraine

10:00 ..................... Homes Under the Hammer

06:20 ........................ Timmy Time

09:25 ...........................The Jeremy Kyle Show

10:58 ............................ BBC News

06:45 ..................................Dipdap

11:25 ..............................ITV News

06:50 ................Pinky Dinky Doo

11:30 ......................This Morning

11:45 ................Cash in the Attic

07:00 ........................................Roar

12:30 ....................Loose Women

12:13 ............................ BBC News 12:15 ......................Bargain Hunt

07:30 .......................... The League of Super Evil

13:30 ...............................ITV News and Weather

13:00 ............................ BBC News

07:40................................. Eliot Kid

14:00 ....... 60 Minute Makeover

13:45 .................................Doctors

07:55 ..........................Newsround

15:00 ......Dickinson's Real Deal

14:15 .... Escape to the Country

08:00 ........Bear Behaving Badly

15:00 ............................ BBC News

08:20 ...............Shaun the Sheep

16:00 ................ The Great British Taste Tour

15:05 ............. Horrible Histories 15:35 ..................Lockie Leonard

08:30 ........................Nina and the Neurons Go Inventing

15:47 .......Diddy Dick and Dom

08:45 .............................Numtums

16:00 ............. All Over the Place

08:50............. Little Charley Bear

16:30 ....................Deadly Top 10

09:00 ....................... Buzz and Tell

16:45.................................The Owl

09:05 ...............Tinga Tinga Tales

17:00 ......................... Newsround

09:20 ......................... Driver Dan's Story Train

18:00 .................... BBC News 18:30 ............Regional News 18:55 ............. Party Election Broadcast by the Labour Party

Coral Mar, Costa del Silencio open weekdays 11 – 5pm Saturdays 11 – 3pm Tel: 671 706965

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09:35 ................... Small Potatoes 09:40 ........... The Koala Brothers 09:50 ..........Mr Bloom's Nursery

17:00............................ The Chase 18:00 ............. Regional News and Weather 18:25 .............. Party Election Broadcast by the Labour Party

10:10 ............................. Baby Jake

18:30 ...................... ITV News and Weather

19:30 .................Fake Britain

10:20 ............Zingzillas Zingbop

19:00 .................. Emmerdale

20:00 ............Waterloo Road

10:30 ........................ 64 Zoo Lane

21:00 ......The Apprentice

10:40 .............................Waybuloo

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22:00 .................... BBC News

11:00 ......... In the Night Garden

22:25 ............Regional News

11:30 ..........His Majesty O'Keefe

22:35 ......... National Lottery Midweek Draws

13:00 ............................... See Hear 13:30 .........................Animal Park

22:00 ..................ITV News at Ten and Weather

22:30 ................... Newsnight

22:35 ................ The One and Only Des O'connor

18:00 ..................... Eggheads

w w w. l i v e a r i c o . o r g 22:45 ........ Match of the Day

20:00 .................. Foyle's War

22:00 ...........The Apprentice: You're Fired!

17:15 ..................Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

Bonus Ball

19:30 .The Unforgettable CW Dick Emery CHOICE

21:00 .............Divine Women

16:30 ............................ Perfection

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Chas and Cameron do their best to block out their feelings. Ashley catches Sandy calling social services. Zak is desperate to fix his state of mind.

Foyle is finally given a date when he can relinquish his post as Detective Chief Superintendent, but when he spots a headline about a member of a distinguished local family sentenced to hang for treason, he realises that he might have one last case to explore. Foyle visits James Deveraux in his cell and finds a damaged young man intent on self-destruction. With time running out, he desperately searches for any evidence to clear Deveraux's name.

15:45 ................................... Flog It!

San Eugenio, Opposite La Niña Hotel by Amandas bar, open weekdays 10 – 4pm Saturdays 10 – 2pm Tel: 630 857626

The taste tourists are in Abergavenny, a renowned foodie hotspot which holds an annual gourmet festival and boasts many great restaurants. The group forages for lunch, bakes traditional Welsh cakes and glides through the beautiful Brecon Beacons on a barge.

19:00 .............The One Show

15:00 ........... Helicopter Heroes)

Donations of quality second hand clothes, books, dvds, cd´s, toys, games, and bric a brac ALWAYS WELCOME. Come and see us!!

Help us to help them!

09:30 ......................Chuggington: Badge Quest

14:15 ........ To Buy or Not to Buy

Los Cristianos, Calle Reveron, near the harbour playpark open weekdays 10 – 4pm Saturdays 10 – 2pm Tel: 693 736520

10:30 ......................This Morning

11:00 ..............................Don't Get Done Get Dom

17:15 ...............................Pointless

Bag a bargain in our charity shops and help the dogs!!!

06:35.......................Chuggington: Badge Quest

18:30 ...... Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 19:30 ..... Great British Menu 20:00 ..................... Our Food

23:20 .....................Storyville

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06:00 .......................Children's TV

06:00 ...................... Children's TV 08:10 ............................ Peppa Pig

06:00 .................... Good Morning Sports Fans

06:00 .................................Brainiac: Science Abuse

06:00............Nothing to Declare

08:00 ............... Everybody Loves Raymond

08:30 ..................Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures

07:00 .................... Good Morning Sports Fans

07:00.................... Chris and Wes

07:00 .....................Jerry Springer

09:00.....................................Frasier

07:30 .................... Chris and Wes

08:35 .......Roary the Racing Car

08:00 ............... House of Anubis

11:00 ......Undercover Boss USA

08:50 .........Bananas in Pyjamas

08:00 .................... Good Morning Sports Fans

08:00..................................... Maury

10:00 ........The Big Bang Theory

09:00 .................Best of Oops TV

09:00................... America's Next Top Model

12:00................. Channel 4 News

09:00 .....................................Olivia

10:00 ..........................The Middle

10:00 ...........Nothing to Declare

12:05 ..................Sainsbury's and Channel 4 Present... 2012

09:15 ................The Wright Stuff

10:30...........................The Middle

10:30........... Nothing to Declare

11:00 .................. Modern Family

12:10 ...................... The Fabulous Baker Brothers

12:10 ........... 5 News Lunchtime

Blackburn Rovers v Liverpool Highlights. Blackburn Rovers take on Liverpool at Ewood Park. It finished 1-1 when the sides met earlier in the season and Rovers will hope to at least match that here as they fight the drop.

11:30 .................. Modern Family

11:00 ................ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

12:00 .....................Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew

12:00................ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

13:00 ......................Got to Dance

13:00 ..... RSPCA Animal Rescue

13:30 ......................Got to Dance

13:30 ..... RSPCA Animal Rescue

14:00 ...........................Champions League Weekly

15:00 .................. Modern Family

14:00 ...................Criminal Minds

16:00.......................... The Middle

15:00 ...................Criminal Minds

14:30 ........................Football Asia

16:30 ..........................The Middle

16:00 ................... America's Next Top Model

11:10 ............................Live with...

12:40 ........... River Cottage Bites

12:15 ........... Charley Boorman's Extreme Frontiers

12:50 ......................The Man Who Knew Too Much

13:15 ............... Home and Away

15:10 ......................... Countdown 16:00 ..................Deal or No Deal

13:45 .........................Neighbours 14:15 ...................................CSI: NY

09:00 ....................Revista Special 12:00 ............................Netbusters 12:30 ........Ford Football Special

17:00.......... Come Dine with Me

15:15 ............................Moonlight Becomes You

17:30 .......................Four in a Bed

17:00 ......................... 5 News at 5

15:00 ............................Netbusters

18:00 ..............The Simpsons

17:00 .................... The Simpsons

17:30......................... Neighbours

15:30 ........Ford Football Special

18:30 .................... Hollyoaks

18:00 ......... Home and Away

17:00 .............Hyundai A League

18:00 ............. Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew

19:00 .......... Channel 4 News

18:30 .........................5 News

17:30 ......... FIFA Futbol Mundial

19:00 ............. The Simpsons

19:55 .................4thought.tv

19:00 ............Ultimate Police Interceptors

18:00 .................. Boots 'n' All

19:30 ............. The Simpsons

19:00 ....................Sky Sports News at Seven

20:00 .... Emergency Abroad

19:30 .............................. Ford Football Special

22:00 .......................... Fringe

20:00 ................. Four Rooms 21:00 ............. The Sinking of the Concordia

20:00 .......... Cowboy Traders

22:00 ............10 O'Clock Live

22:00 ............Law and Order: Criminal Intent

22:55 ......Strictly Baby Disco

19:00 ................. Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers 19:30 .................Great Movie Mistakes 2011 19:35 .........................Shrek 2 21:00 .................Don't Blame the Dog Anti Rhino-Poaching Dogs, South Africa. Experts agree that bad dog behaviour is mainly down to bad owners and that the owners need to be fixed first. This series challenges young dog owners with bad attitudes to spend a week living with people who depend on dogs - some for their survival in extreme environments around the world and others who depend on them for their jobs.

22:00 ................ Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents

21:00 .............................NCIS

23:00 ..........An Idiot Abroad

17:00 ...........Nothing to Declare 17:30............Nothing to Declare 18:00 ..........CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 19:00 ............Criminal Minds 20:00 ......... The Secret Circle 21:00 .......The Love Machine 22:00 ...........Grey's Anatomy 23:00 ...........................Bones

06:00 .............Aerobics: Oz Style

06:00 ................Home Shopping

06:00 ............................The X Files

06:00 ..........................Emmerdale

06:30 ............ Kings of the Snow

07:10 ............................. Fifth Gear

07:00. The Devil's Dinner Party

06:25 ........................... Nanny 911

07:00 WWE Vintage Collection

07:35 ............. The Gadget Show

08:00 ..............Star Trek: Voyager

07:15 .....................Loose Women

08:00 .............World Snowboard Championship

08:00 ...............................Top Gear

09:00 ............................................ER

08:10 .......................... Judge Judy

09:00 ...............................Top Gear

08:30............ Kings of the Snow

10:00 ......................Dragons' Den

10:00 ....................... Star Trek: The Next Generation

09:25........ The Real Housewives of Orange County

09:00.............. British Basketball

11:00 ............................. Fifth Gear

11:00 ............................The X Files

10:30.......................... Judge Judy

11:00 ..........World Pool Masters

11:30 ............. The Gadget Show

12:00 . The Devil's Dinner Party

12:00 ..........................Emmerdale

12:00................. Sporting Greats

12:00 ...............................Top Gear

13:00 ..............Star Trek: Voyager

12:30........................... Nanny 911

12:30 .............World Snowboard Championship

14:00 ......................Dragons' Den

14:00 ............................................ER

15:00 ........................World's Most Stupid Criminals

15:00 ............................. Fish Town

13:30 ...........................The Jeremy Kyle Show

16:00 ...............................Top Gear

16:00 ....................... Star Trek: The Next Generation

15:40 ....... The Real Housewives of Orange County

18:00 ........ Gavin and Stacey

17:00 ..............Star Trek: Voyager

16:40 .....................Loose Women

19:20 ..................................QI

18:00 ................................. ER

17:35.......................... Judge Judy

20:00 ..................Man v Food

19:00 ................... The Devil's Dinner Party

18:00 .................. Judge Judy

20:00 ..................... Brick City 21:00 .............. The Sopranos

20:00 ...............Take Me Out The Gossip

22:10 .........Game of Thrones

21:00 ... Peter Andre: My Life

23:20 ............................. Luck

22:00 ............Ocean's Twelve

13:00 .................... America's Cup World Series 15:00 .............. British Basketball 17:00 .....FIBA World Basketball 17:30 ............ World Cup of Pool 18:30 ....Inside the PGA Tour 19:00 ........Euro Tour Weekly 19:30 .................Total Rugby

23:00 .................. Family Guy

20:00 ................. Boots 'n' All

23:40 ............ American Dad!

20:55 .......................Football

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21:00 ...........................Touch

06:30 ...........Nothing to Declare

21:00 .............Not Going Out 21:40 .............Not Going Out 22:20 ........ Gavin and Stacey 23:00 ........ Gavin and Stacey 23:40 .............Not Going Out

18:25 ................. Take Me Out

W C CHOICE The Apprentice BBC1, 21:00

Junk Shops. Lord Sugar asks the teams to set up second-hand shops in London's fashionable East End, home to a thriving market in retro and refurbished household goods. The teams must source secondhand stock from auctions, junk shops and car boot sales, and resell at a profit during a one-day-sale from their respective shops. One team goes for quality, seeking just a few choice items, but even then one team member cannot curb his basic instincts and rifles through rubbish bins in a frantic bid for bargains. The other team go for quantity, filling their shop with brica-brac which they plan to upgrade with a lick of paint and a spot of upholstering. Day two sees the shops open to the public, and as one team's goods are snapped up their stock levels plummet and it looks increasingly unlikely that they will have enough to sell. In the other shop there is plenty to choose from, but customers do not buy into the team's creative efforts and sales take a desperate turn.

The Unforgettable Dick Emery ITV1, 19:30 In the 1970s, Dick Emery was one of the country's best-loved and most innovative comedians, creating a dazzling array of larger-than-life characters and catchphrases such as 'Oooh you are awful - but I like you!'. Friends and family - including his ex-wife, last girlfriend and two children - remember this charismatic, funny charmer.

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Thursday Thursday 06:00.............................. Breakfast

06:00 ................... Harry and Toto

06:00 ..............................Daybreak

09:15 ......................... Animal 24:7

06:10 ..............................Lunar Jim

08:30................................ Lorraine

10:00 ..................... Homes Under the Hammer

06:20 ........................ Timmy Time

09:25 ...........................The Jeremy Kyle Show

10:58 .............................BBC News and Weather 11:00 ..............................Don't Get Done Get Dom 11:45 ................ Cash in the Attic 12:13 .............................BBC News and Weather 12:15 .......................Bargain Hunt 13:00 .............................BBC News 13:30 ................... Regional News 13:45 ................................. Doctors 14:15 ..............................Escape to the Country 15:00 .............................BBC News and Weather 15:03 ................... Regional News 15:05 ..............Horrible Histories 15:35 .................. Lockie Leonard 15:47 ....... Diddy Dick and Dom

Long Lost Family ITV1, 9pm DAVINA MCCALL and NICKY CAMPBELL return to ITV1 to present a brand new series of Long Lost Family, the show which traces and reunites family members who have been separated for most of their lives. Series two presents seven heart-warming new episodes, helping relatives reunite with the loved ones they have been desperately searching for in vain for many years. With the help and support of Davina and Nicky, each relative is guided through the exhaustive and emotional process of tracing the loved one they are so anxious to find. The searches often take unpredictable turns and series two sees Nicky journey to South Africa, Texas, France and Spain to bring families together again. On returning for a new series, Davina McCall said: “I’m over the moon to be back helping to reunite even more families. If you thought Series One was emotional, you’ve not seen anything yet. The stories we’ve unearthed this time round will tug at your heart-strings like never before. Get ready to start stockpiling those tissues!”

Get Your House in Order is the brand-new series featuring out-of-control consumers whose quality of life is being buried under their mounds of excessive, but potentially valuable possessions. On hand to help each case transform their lives are two experts; dealer of antiques and artefacts, Nick Allen who will sort through the clutter and determine what money can be made from the collections, and interior designer Abigail Ahern who uses the money raised to transform the homes and break the hoarding habit. From collectors of Dr Who memorabilia and dolls, to hoarders of electronic gadgetry and antique furniture, the weird and wonderful will be uncovered in this series. Behind the façade of a well maintained Cheshire two-bedroom apartment lives 59-yearold Ray Byrne, an out-of-control collector who is literally trapped by his own possessions. Ray has managed to collect everything over the years, from old clothes to retro gadgets and broken electrical equipment. But with not much space to keep it all, his hoard has taken over nearly every corner of his home. His living room, bathroom, balcony and bedroom are largely inaccessible because of the amount of junk, and he has been forced to sleep in a cramped corner on the living room floor. Embarrassed by the situation, Ray’s friend Julie is one of the few people who comes to his flat and she is desperate for him to get help. It’s a shocking sight for Nick and Abigail, but they are determined to try to give Ray his life back, When Ray’s hoard is taken to the warehouse, the scale of it is immense. Filling the space of three tennis courts, it includes: 1km of electrical cables; half a tonne of old clothes; two dozen TVs; 100 hi-fi separates; 70 odd speakers; and a mountain of old and broken computer equipment. The hoard is vast and contains mostly low-value items, so Nick will have his work cut out for him if he is to make enough money to pay for Abigail’s redesign - a gentleman’s club style interior which she hopes to get £2000 to complete. Luckily the discovery of some potentially valuable vintage cameras, telephones and military memorabilia gives Nick high hopes. Ray is ready to let a significant amount of his hoard go, so can Nick and Abigail to deliver and help Ray get his home and life back on track?

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11:30 ...................... This Morning

07:00........................................ Roar

12:30 .....................Loose Women

07:30.......................... The League of Super Evil

13:30 ...............................ITV News and Weather

07:40 ................................ Eliot Kid

14:00 ........60 Minute Makeover

08:45 .............................Numtums

John Amabile and the team head to Luton to the home of much-loved grandmotherof-five Sue. Sue lost her own mother last year after years of nursing her. Her house has not been redecorated for 30 years and her family have asked the team to oblige.

08:50............. Little Charley Bear

15:00 .......Dickinson's Real Deal

09:00 ....................... Buzz and Tell

16:00 ..............................The Great British Taste Tour

07:55 ..........................Newsround 08:00 ........Bear Behaving Badly 08:20 ...............Shaun the Sheep 08:30 ........................Nina and the Neurons Go Inventing

09:05 ...............Tinga Tinga Tales 09:20 ......................... Driver Dan's Story Train

16:30 ....................Young Dracula

09:35 ................... Small Potatoes

16:45 ................................ The Owl

09:40............ The Koala Brothers

17:00 ..........................Newsround

09:50 ..........Mr Bloom's Nursery

17:15 ............................... Pointless

10:10 ............................. Baby Jake

18:00 .................... BBC News

10:20 ............Zingzillas Zingbop

18:30 ............ Regional News

10:30 ........................ 64 Zoo Lane

18:55 ..............Party Election Broadcast by the Liberal Democrats

10:37 ..................................Dipdap

19:30 .................. EastEnders 20:00 .................... Watchdog 21:00............. Ivory Wars

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22:00 .................... BBC News

22:30 ....................... Weather

Channel 4, 8pm

11:25 .............................. ITV News

06:50 ................Pinky Dinky Doo

09:30 ......................Chuggington: Badge Quest

19:00 ............. The One Show

22:35 .................Who Do You Think You Are? USA 23:20 .................The Story of the Turban Documentary tracing the history of the turban in the Sikh religion to the present day. From the religion's roots in Moghul India to the battlefields of Europe, to modern day issues of alleged persecution by security services in the wake of the religiously motivated terrorist attacks of the 21st century.

10:30 ...................... This Morning

06:45 ..................................Dipdap

16:00 ..............All Over the Place

22:25 ............ Regional News

Get Your House in Order

06:35 ......................Chuggington: Badge Quest

10:45............................. Waybuloo 11:05...................................... In the Night Garden 11:35................................... Tycoon 13:40 ........ Racing From Aintree 16:30 ............................ Perfection 17:15 ..................Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

Today the taste tourists visit the south Devon coast on the English Riviera, where fresh food is in abundance. They lunch at the Crab Shack and receive tips on cooking lobster. One person gets grumpy when he is sent off to sleep in an ecopod but he soon cheers up over fish stew on board a luxury yacht.

17:00 .............................The Chase 18:00 .............Regional News and Weather 18:25 .............. Party Election Broadcast by the Liberal Democrats 18:30 ...................... ITV News and Weather 19:00..............Emmerdale

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19:30 ........................ Tonight 20:00 ..................Emmerdale

18:00 .....................Eggheads 18:30 ...... Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 19:30 ..... Great British Menu 20:00 ..............Natural World 21:00 .................. White Heat 22:00 ...... The Sarah Millican Television Programme 22:30 ................... Newsnight 23:20 .............. Modern Spies

20:30 ....... Coronation Street 21:00 .... Long Lost Family

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22:00 ..................ITV News at Ten and Weather 22:35 ................ Take Me Out Last in the series of the dating show. Paddy McGuinness has one more chance to find dates for his 30 single girls, but who will be the lucky ones whisked off to the Isle of Fernando's and who will be left on the shelf? Paddy visits the island himself.

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Thursday Thursday Thursday 12 April 06:05 .......................Children's TV

06:00 .......................Children's TV

06:00 .......... Inside the PGA Tour

08:30 ..................Bert and Ernie's Great Adventures

06:30................ Euro Tour Weekly

06:00 .................................Brainiac: Science Abuse

06:00........... Nothing to Declare

07:05 ..............Freshly Squeezed

07:00............European Tour Golf

07:00 .................... Chris and Wes

07:00 .....................Jerry Springer

08:00 ............... Everybody Loves Raymond

08:35 ....... Roary the Racing Car

11:00 ......... FIFA Futbol Mundial

08:00 ............... House of Anubis

08:00 .................................... Maury

08:50 ..........Bananas in Pyjamas

11:30 ........................Football First

08:15 ............... House of Anubis

09:00 ....................................Frasier

09:00...................................... Olivia

13:00 ...........European Tour Golf

09:00 .................Best of Oops TV

09:00 ................... America's Next Top Model

10:00........ The Big Bang Theory

09:15 ................ The Wright Stuff

10:00 ..........................The Middle

10:00 ...........Nothing to Declare

11:00 ......Undercover Boss USA

11:10............................ Live with...

10:30 ..........................The Middle

10:30 ...........Nothing to Declare

12:00................. Channel 4 News

12:10 ............5 News Lunchtime

11:00 .................. Modern Family

12:05 ......................River Cottage

11:30 .................. Modern Family

11:00 ................ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

12:30 .........North by Northwest

12:15 ........... Charley Boorman's Extreme Frontiers

Maybank Malaysian Open D1. Day one of the Maybank Malaysian Open at the Kuala Lumpur Golf and Country Club. Youngster Matteo Manassero is the defending champion here.

17:00......... FIFA Futbol Mundial

15:10 ......................... Countdown

13:15................ Home and Away

12:00 .....................Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew

12:00 ................ CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

16:00 ..................Deal or No Deal

13:45......................... Neighbours

17:30 .................Barclays Premier League World

13:00 ......................Got to Dance

13:00 ...................Criminal Minds

17:00 ......... Come Dine with Me

14:15 ................................... CSI: NY

18:00 ....................... Ringside

13:30...................... Got to Dance

14:00 ...................Criminal Minds

17:30 .......................Four in a Bed

15:15 ........................The Memory Keeper's Daughter

19:00 ......................... Premier League Darts

15:00.................. Modern Family

15:00 ...................Criminal Minds

17:00 ..........................5 News at 5

The darts from the Motorpoint Arena in Sheffield. Matches: James Wade v Gary Anderson, Simon Whitlock v Kevin Painter, Phil Taylor v Raymond van Barneveld and Adrian Lewis v Andy Hamilton.

16:00 ..........................The Middle

16:00 ................... America's Next Top Model

07:35 ............... According to Jim

18:00 .............. The Simpsons 18:30 ..................... Hollyoaks 19:00 .......... Channel 4 News 19:55 .................4thought.tv 20:00 ........... Get Your House in Order 21:00 ......... Peter Kay Live at the Bolton Albert Halls

17:30 ......................... Neighbours 18:00 ..........Home and Away 18:30 ......................... 5 News 19:00 ...........Holiday Heaven on Earth 19:30 ............Ultimate Police Interceptors

22:30 ........ Time of Our Lives 23:30 ....................... Ringside

16:30.......................... The Middle 17:00 .................... The Simpsons 18:00 ............. Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew 19:00 ..................The Middle 19:30 ............ Modern Family

06:30 ...........Nothing to Declare

17:00 ...........Nothing to Declare 18:00 .......... CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 19:00 ............Criminal Minds 20:00 .......................... Ringer 21:00 ................. The Biggest Loser USA

The boxing magazine show that brings you all the latest news and views from inside the ring. There are interviews with all the top pros, and experts are on hand to give their opinions.

20:00 .............. The Simpsons

06:00 ................... Good Morning Sports Fans

06:00 ................Home Shopping

06:00............................ The X Files

06:00 ..........................Emmerdale

07:10 ............................. Fifth Gear

06:25 ........................... Nanny 911

09:00 ...................... Football First

07:35.............. The Gadget Shop

07:00 ............................The Devil's Dinner Party

21:00 ......... Russell Howard's Good News

10:30......................... Total Rugby

08:00............................... Top Gear

08:00 ..............Star Trek: Voyager

08:10 .......................... Judge Judy

11:00.. Elite League Speedway

10:00 ............................. Fifth Gear

09:00 ............................................ER

21:30 .........Lee Nelson's Well Good Show

13:00 .................... America's Cup World Series

10:30 ............. The Gadget Show

10:00 ................................ Star Trek

09:25........ The Real Housewives of Orange County

11:00 ......................... Man v Food

11:00.............................The X Files

10:30.......................... Judge Judy

12:00................................Top Gear

12:00 ............................The Devil's Dinner Party

12:00 ..........................Emmerdale

13:00 ..............Star Trek: Voyager

13:30..... The Jeremy Kyle Show 15:40 ....... The Real Housewives of Orange County

22:00 ........................... Derek 22:35 .......The Inbetweeners 23:40 ............... Random Acts

19:00 ...........The Apprentice 20:00 .................Don't Blame the Dog

Comedy show in which south London tearaway Lee Nelson entertains the studio audience with his anarchic brand of good-natured ribbing, dubious life lessons and general mischief. Two dads from the audience are put through their paces in a variety of daft games to discover who is the champion dad in Well Good Dad.

22:00 ................... EastEnders 22:30 ................. Angry Boys 23:00 .................. Family Guy 23:25 .................. Family Guy 23:50 ............American Dad!

20:00 .............The True Story 21:00 .......The Perfect Storm 23:30 ...............Nature Shock

15:00 .........................Total Rugby 15:30 ........... Football's Greatest

22:00 .......................... House

22:00 ............Criminal Minds 23:00 ............. Unforgettable

23:00 ........NCIS: Los Angeles

07:15 .....................Loose Women

12:30 ........................... Nanny 911

16:30 ............Hyundai A League

14:00.................... Michael Palin's New Europe

17:00 .................. Asian Tour Golf

15:00......................... Man v Food

14:00 ............................................ER

18:00 ........ ATP Tour Uncovered

16:00............................... Top Gear

15:00 ............................. Fish Town

18:30 .................... America's Cup Uncovered

18:00 .............Michael Palin's New Europe

16:00 .............Star Trek: The Next Generation

16:40 .....................Loose Women

19:00 ....................Ray Mears' Northern Wilderness

17:00 ..............Star Trek: Voyager

19:00 .......................... All Star Family Fortunes

20:20 .......I'm Alan Partridge

19:00 ................... The Devil's Dinner Party

20:00 .............. American Idol

21:00 ............Mock the Week 22:20 .................Argumental

20:00 ...........The Guest Wing

23:00 ............Never Mind the Buzzcocks

21:00 .......... Temple Grandin

22:45 ........... Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records

19:00.................... Soccerex 2012 19:30 ................ Barclays Premier League World 20:00 ...............Centenary Shield Football 22:00..................... America's Cup World Series 22:30 ................ World Wrestling

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21:00 ............................. Glee

23:40 ............Mock the Week

18:00 ................................. ER

23:10 ...... Morgan Spurlock's New Britannia

17:40 .......................... Judge Judy

22:00 ............ Celebrity Juice

W C CHOICE Out of Africa: Ivory Wars BBC1, 21:00

With wildlife crime now thought to be second only to drugs in terms of profit, Rageh Omaar goes on the trail of the ivory poachers, smugglers and organised crime syndicates to investigate the plight of Africa's elephants. As demand for ivory rises in the Far East, this Panorama special - made jointly with the BBC's Natural History Unit goes undercover in central Africa and China to ask whether the African elephant can survive in some parts of the continent. Last year saw the highest number of large seizures of illegal ivory for over two decades despite a 23 year global ban on its international sale. One area of northern Kenya has lost a quarter of its elephants in the last three years largely due to poaching. Panorama visits an elephant orphanage to see the impact of the killing on the young and, with access to Interpol's largest ever ivory operation, confronts the dealers in Africa and in China now the world's biggest buyer of illegal ivory.

Emmerdale ITV1, 19:00 Chas tries - and fails to distract herself from Cameron. A scared Sandy agrees that it is time he went into a home. Lisa worries when she finds that Zak has been lying to her.

23:15 ..................... Gladiator

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SUE MCDONALD Common Sense Furnishings Email: sue.mcdonald@canarianweekly.com

All in the best possible taste! SINCE our move to Parque Margarita, we have been inundated with people updating their properties. The property sales market is still relatively slow, obviously, although we definitely see signs of recovery. But many people are choosing to give their property a bit of a facelift, whether to make it easier to sell, just to update it, or because some items such as mattresses or sofas needed renewing. What was fashionable 20 years ago when we first started in the business can sometimes look outdated now. Together with natural wear and tear, particularly if the property is rented out, this means that many of the apartments we furnished originally are now are in need of some TLC. Many of them had busypatterned fabrics, and there was lots of matching going on with curtains and bedspreads from the same material. Swags and tails were the order of the day, with scoops of fabric and full-draped curtains. Much of the furniture we fitted all those years ago is still going strong, and we are now respraying a lot of sideboards, etc, in whites and creams to make everything look more modern - at a fraction of the replacement price.

Personally, I prefer the more simplistic styles of today, with eyelet curtains which use far less fabric, with only a slight wave instead of a full gather, and the use of roller blinds and Japanese panels. These are 5-6 flat panels of material, which can be pulled across the window to create a simple panel effect. The advantages of these types of window dressings means that they collect less dust, and they can be moved right off the window. This is an advantage here in Tenerife to reveal our lovely views and fresh air. We can also suggest other uses for window dressings. In Royal Palm, we have used Japanese blinds, not only at the windows but also to create a division between the sleeping and living areas of a studio. Likewise, as you can see in the photos, we have used rigid vertical blinds at a breakfast bar to section off the kitchen when not in use (and to hide those dirty dishes). Furniture styles have also

changed, from intricate designs to simpler cleaner lines. I have a friend who says that minimalism, (where everything, including items of furniture, decorative items, etc, are kept to an absolute minimum with no clutter) is for people who have no money and can’t afford to fill their rooms up! Mind you, he also says that antiques are for people who can’t afford to buy new stuff, so… At the end of the day, it’s all a question of taste, so whether you need a new mattress, to recover your sofa or respray your furniture, or to replace some curtains, call in to our showroom in Parque Margarita for an estimate without obligation, or give us a call and we will come to you!

Small is tasty for a balcony gardener FOR many people living in Tenerife – and, for that matter, in the UK there is no question of gardening or growing plants and vegetables. That’s because they don’t have gardens, of course, but it is still possible to grow your own food if you live in an apartment. It can be argued that there are advantages to this approach because small can be tasty. As a new gardener on a new allotment or in your back garden, it can be daunting working out how to lay it all out, where to grow what veg and when. But you can edge your way into it, adding more items to the grow-your-own list as space and time allow, depending on your available space. So what have you got? A patio, window ledge (indoors or out), window box or a small flower border? Perhaps the top of a wall, where you can balance some boxes of earth, or maybe an old galvanised bath? All have possibilities for growing, but not necessarily the same vegetables, so the more limited the space, the more carefully you must consider how to utilise it. In Vegetables for Small Gardens (Hamlyn £8.99), Joy Larkcom, crowned queen of the veg patch, invented what she called a VSR (Value for Space Rating) for vegetables. Only bean sprouts, mustard and cress, oriental saladini, winter purslane and rocket got four stars, which was her top rating. The ratings were based on two things: the amount of

space vegetables needed, and the length of time they occupied the space. Brussels sprouts, which take from 30-36 weeks to mature, get only one star, as does spring cabbage (30-32 weeks from seed to harvest). If you buy young plants rather than grow your own from seed, you can cut those times, but perhaps not enough to consider sprouts or cabbage. Salad crops would be top of my list to grow in a small space. By adding corn salad, komatsuna, mizuna and various leafy chicories and lettuce to the Larkcom fourstar list, you have endless possibilities for salads over a long season.

The bigger the container, the better the results – and the easier it will be to keep the salads growing smoothly. Use pots at least 30cm across, if you can. If you don’t have pots, collect wooden pallets (plenty of those dumped all over the south by builders) and build your own containers. Or look for wine boxes, polystyrene fish boxes

or wooden crates from the greengrocer. You must punch holes in the bottom of wine and fish boxes for drainage. Slatted greengrocer crates and your home-made boxes need to be lined with newspaper. The containers themselves can be lined up in any convenient place, along the top of a low wall, on a deck, on a balcony or, if there is enough light, they are often overhung. The biggest chore will be carrying compost to fill the containers. For a smooth succession of salad leaves, you need to sow a new potful every two weeks. When you have three or four containers on the go, you can chuck the contents of the first pot, refill it and put it back into the production line. Multi-purpose compost is lighter than the loam-based kind, but nutrients in a multipurpose compost will either have leached out or been used up by the plants within six weeks. After that, the crop will need feeding as well as watering. With leaf crops such as salads, you need a feed with plenty of nitrogen. Maxicrop, based on seaweed, gives good results. If you are growing relatively small amounts of cut-andcome-again, it is easiest to buy packets of readymixed seeds. In the UK, you can get oriental mixtures (Suffolk Herbs £1.45), spicy mixtures (Suffolk Herbs £1.45), continental mixtures (Thompson & Morgan £1.89), crunchy mixtures (Thompson and Morgan £1.89), stirfry mixtures (Thompson & Morgan £1.89), mesclun with rocket and chervil (DT Brown £1.19) or an Italian misticanza (Seeds of Italy £1.69).

Garden ramblings... THIS week I talked to a Canarian who is a farmer, obviously I asked what he grew and he told me just two things; pumpkins which he grows in Las Galletas and potatoes which are grown in Arico. I get very confused with potatoes he told me that there are three crops, spring, summer and winter but this

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year he would not have the mid crop due to the shortage of water and it was too expensive to buy the water needed. I asked him about growing here on the island and he said you can grow anything from now until winter. So get growing, think about what you’d like to grow, grab a pot, soil, seed – away you go. I know time is precious, plant veggies in raised beds, grow bags or containers. Why nit try the pick-and-

come-again varieties of salad leaves? Regular picking of salad plants’ outer leaves enables them to live longer, so you need to sow less often. Courgettes, beetroot and chard (which must grow well here as I’ve seen it at the Farmer’s market) are good growers. Plant pots with herbs like thyme, chervil, parsley, lemon verbena and sage near the kitchen door so you can cut quicker than you can find the pack of the dried version, plus they smell gorgeous.

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DAVID HUDGELL

Getting to the root of your gardening problems! Email: David.hudgell@canarianweekly.com

UK hosepipe ban A widespread hosepipe ban has now come into force within the following areas of the UK:· Thames Water · Southern Water · South East Water · Anglian Water · Sutton and East Surrey · Veolia Water Central · Veolia Water Southeast Domestic customers face a £1,000 fine if they use their hosepipe in defiance of the ban, although water companies say they want to work with customers, not prosecute them. The restrictions under Section 76 of the Water Industry Act 1991 (temporary hosepipe bans) (Flood and Water Management Act 2010), will affect about 20 million people. The ban includes: · watering a garden using a hosepipe; · cleaning a private motorvehicle using a hosepipe; · watering plants on domestic or other noncommercial premises using a hosepipe; · cleaning a private leisure boat using a hosepipe; · filling or maintaining a domestic swimming or paddling pool; · drawing water, using a hosepipe, for domestic recreational use; · filling or maintaining a domestic pond using a hosepipe; · filling or maintaining an ornamental fountain; · cleaning walls, or windows, of domestic premises using a hosepipe; · cleaning paths or patios using a hosepipe; · cleaning other artificial outdoor surfaces using a hosepipe. But 37% of people who responded to a survey carried out by hosepipeban. org.uk said they did not intend to abide by the ban. The seven companies introducing restrictions on water use following one of the driest two-year periods on record are relying on members of the public to report people breaking the rules. But the survey also found 64% of respondents said they would not inform authorities of neighbours

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using their hosepipe in defiance of the ban - which can incur at £1,000 fine. Most of the suppliers expect the ban to last all summer. Mike Hegarty, Sutton and East Surrey Water’s operations director Customers are no longer be able to use their hosepipes for watering their gardens, washing cars or boats, hosing down patios and paths, and filling swimming pools, ponds, fountains and paddling pools. Public parks and allotments are also hit. The firms insist the restrictions are necessary to preserve essential water supplies and protect the environment. Martin Baggs, chief executive of Thames Water, said: “Imposing restrictions on the use of hosepipes, although regrettable, is the most sensible and responsible next step in encouraging everyone to use less water so we can maintain supplies for as long as it stays dry, and reduce the risk of more serious restrictions later in the year.” Despite some rain in the past few days, March was another dry month and the whole of the South East and East Anglia and parts of Yorkshire are officially in a state of drought. The Environment Agency says most reservoirs are now below normal levels and river flows are decreasing. All rivers are experiencing lower than normal flows, with twothirds “exceptionally” low. The water firms bringing in restrictions say they are investing significant resources in fixing leaks, moving water resources from wetter to drier areas and encouraging their customers to save water. But the Environment Agency has urged companies to do more to tackle leakage rates. ater companies across England and Wales leaked more than 3.3 billion litres a day in 2010/11, according to Ofwat, the economic regulator of the water and sewerage industry. Anglian and Southern were among the companies to fail to meet their water leakage targets last year.

A nostalgic year for Britain A MODERN twist on nostalgia in a year of flying the flag for Britain; for the first time ever a caravan is to be the focal point of an RHS Chelsea main show garden this May. Designer Jo Thompson’s Caravan Club garden showcases all things British including a very British pastime of caravanning. Gardeners are skilled in dealing with gluts and Thompson’s design capably incorporates all the patriotic celebrations taking place this year but with a modern twist on nostalgia. As well as being a Government backed ‘Year of the Staycation’, Britain will host the Olympic Games, celebrate the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee and may even see England win the European Football Championship. 2012 is also The Caravan Club’s ‘Year of Touring’. And, along with their 105th birthday celebration, is reason enough for the member organisation to be at Chelsea for the first time highlighting the merits of caravanning with their ‘Celebration of Caravanning’ show garden. Thompson used her experiences of caravanning last year with her children to inform her design which pivots around Doris, a British 1950’s two person caravan. There’s also a dog kennel which Jo has designed to reflect the shape of Doris. “It’s in our nature to want to travel and take our creature comforts with us, whether we are away for a day’s trip to a favourite garden or spending a week or two exploring our great British countryside. This 10m x 10m garden is packed full of a new take on the best of British”: says Jo. Jo’s signature-like naturalistic planting keeps the look contemporary and her use of five Chinese birches for structure, Betula albosinensis ‘Fascination’, will be a departure from the usual multi-stemmed look favoured by her peers. Single stemmed trees are also more

challenging to place. A palette of pink and cream planting, incorporating irises, roses and peonies, Wealden sandstone paths, timber walkways crossed by a steel rill, running with cooling water for feet and bottles, convey the delights of a touring holiday at home. Patriotic touches like the feminised flag patchwork hammock and picnic bench seat cushions are a direct reference to this year’s Jubilee celebrations. Lawrence Bate, Director of Marketing for The Caravan Club says, “The Club is delighted to be working with Jo Thompson, her design is

the perfect balance between a reflection of a bygone era and contemporary British planting. Her garden honors traditional planting, such as the sort of flowers you would find in the hedgerow while out walking, yet demonstrates the latest in garden design that is achievable in the home.” Bate continues, “The ‘Celebration of Caravanning’ garden will hopefully highlight why caravanning in the UK is not only a wonderful holiday option but also a fantastic way to pursue your interest and hobbies. For gardeners what better way

to visit the many beautiful gardens the length and breadth of the country, than in a caravan.” The RHS Chelsea Flower Show, a celebration of the highest quality of horticulture and design, is one of the most famous gardening shows in the world. Held every May and open to the public for five days it has become an important place for observing trends. Recently tipped as the ‘designer of the moment’, Jo was awarded a gold medal and Best Urban Garden in Show at Chelsea in 2010, the year before she received a silver-gilt medal for her first ever Chelsea garden. In October 2011 she gained a silver medal at the Gardening World Cup Japan, and her design for a beachside garden in Sussex was recently awarded The Best Rural Garden Award (New Homes and Gardens Awards 2011).

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Health & Beauty

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CARL PATTISON

from Robot, answers your hair questions

Lighten Up!

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WOMEN who fall pregnant while dieting are more likely to have a child who could become obese or diabetic in later life. That’s the possibility gleaned from a study carried out using sheep by University of Manchester scientists, who believe the findings may hold true for humans as well. The research may also have found a reason why human twins are more likely to develop type-2 diabetes in adulthood. The team investigated twin pregnancies in sheep, as well as the pregnancies of ewes receiving less food around the time the lamb was conceived. Researchers

THERE are so many forms of colouring available to clients that it’s no wonder they don’t know what to ask for, or what the procedure is. This week, I’m touching on the subject of hi-lighting. Gone are the days of pulling hair through a rubber cap, and the most common form today is with foil or mesh. It’s a system of colouring which allows the stylist to place colour exactly where desired, and this method should achieve results right up to the root area. More than one tone can be achieved, too, blending shades together to form a more natural result. As with natural hair that is made up of multi-tonal shades, the stylist can also place these colours into your hair to create anything, from a subtle change to a more striking effect. Using this method is more time-consuming than the more traditional ways, but the results always speak for themselves, and it can take up to around an hour to create a full head of highlights using this technique. Slices of aluminium foil are placed under weaved sections of your hair to achieve this result, The stylist works quickly through the sections of your hair, blending the colours through it. If this process is to be repeated, then he or she will place the colour only if matching it up with the older shade, and only

Aftermath of dieting while being pregnant then looked at tissues from the brains of the unborn lambs to see if there were changes in the structure of the DNA, which would alter genes involved in food intake and glucose levels after birth. Anne White, Professor of Endocrine Sciences said: “We found that unborn twin lambs had changes in the structure of DNA in the region of the brain that regulates food intake and glucose. This resulted in an increased chance of diabetes in adulthood. “Our findings provide a reason why twins are more likely to get diabetes, but we have also shown that mothers who don’t have enough food around the time of conception may have a child who grows up with an increased risk

of obesity.” The research, carried out with colleagues in New Zealand and Canada, is published in the Journal of the Federation of American Societies for Experimental Biology. Although conducted on sheep, the researchers believe their findings are also relevant to humans because they reveal a non-genetic or “epigenetic” way in which the DNA of offspring can be altered. While the study does not have implications for the treatment of diabetes or obesity, the researchers say it could be important for disease-prevention regimes. This would lead to advice on eating being given to women planning a family, which could reduce future health risks for their children.

Cancer zap coming to UK on the root area because overlapping will break and dry out the hair. If using more than one shade, the tones can be put through the hair from root to tip because, normally, there is a darker and a lighter shade when using multi-tonal colours. The darker shade will be weaker in strength, and thus giving the hair more depth and shine. Try not to go too overboard with clashing tones as this can result in highlight overload and often looks messy and stripey. Try to stick with complementing shades so that the final result is as natural as possible. There’s nothing worse than seeing big thick stripes, either,

because this can look bad when growing out. That’s because the sections used are chunky, leaving a ”gap” as they grow away from the scalp. This foil method of highlighting also looks good when used with a base colour or background. The base colour really brings out the lighter shades and is great for totally blocking out those nasty greys. Whatever method you chose to use, make sure it’s done well because to me, badly-done highlights are the worst form of colouring as they can look patchy and/or yellowy. Consult you stylist about which shade or method is best for your hair. But remember this form of colouring CANNOT be done at home!

A PIONEERING treatment which is especially effective for treating childhood cancer is to be available in the UK for the first time. It is hoped 1,500 patients a year will benefit from proton beam therapy, which is a type of advanced radiotherapy. Currently, patients have to travel to the US or Switzerland to receive it but Health Secretary Andrew Lansley has announced it will be available in Manchester and London. Around £250m will be invested in building NHS treatment centres at The Christie NHS Foundation Trust hospital in Manchester and University College London Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust.

Proton beam therapy uses a precision high-energy beam of particles to destroy cancer cells. The treatment is particularly suitable for complex childhood cancers, increasing success rates and reducing side effects, such as deafness, loss of IQ and secondary cancers. Proton beam therapy will be fully available in England by 2017. Until then, the NHS will continue to fund patients in need of the treatment to receive it abroad. By 2014/15, the NHS will

be spending £30m per year sending up to 400 patients overseas. Mr Lansley visited The Christie Hospital in Manchester and said earlier: “Developing a national proton beam therapy service is vital to ensuring our cancer facilities are world class. “We have always said that it is patient outcomes which matter, and to get the best for patients we must always be looking to push the boundaries. “In addition to improved success rates proton beam therapy reduces the side effects which patients, particularly children, can suffer as a result of traditional forms of cancer treatment. “Once this service is in place, The Christie and UCLH will boast unparalleled cancer facilities. It will mean more patients will be able to get this treatment, including those for whom travelling abroad for long periods are not possible.” The Department of Health say the development of the service will be closely monitored and should further capacity be needed in the future, the preferred third site is University Hospitals Birmingham.

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VAL SAINSBURY Keeping her finger on the pulse Email: val.sainsbury@canarianweekly.com THE British Government has launched an advertising campaign on the “hidden dangers” of secondhand smoke to young children. New TV and radio adverts in England will show that smoking by a window or the back door does not protect youngsters from harmful effects. Figures from the Royal College of Physicians state that millions of UK children are exposed to second-hand

Dreadful effect that smoking has on kids smoke, which puts them at increased risk of lung disease, meningitis and cot death. Every year, second-hand smoking results in over 300,000 GP visits and 9,500 hospital visits by children,

and costs the NHS more than £23.6 million. A survey of 1,000 children aged 8-13, whose parents are smokers, has been released to support the campaign. It found that 98% wished

their parents would stop smoking, 82% wished their parents would not smoke in front of them at home, while 78% wished they would not smoke in the car. Meanwhile, 41% of youngsters said that cigarette smoke made them feel ill, while 42% said it made them cough. Health Secretary Andrew Lansley said: “We all know smoking kills, but not enough people realise the serious effect that secondhand smoke can have on the health of others, particularly children. “This campaign will raise awareness of this danger

and encourage people to take action to protect others from second-hand smoke. This is just one part of our wider strategy on tobacco. We need to do more.” Dr Charles Godden, consultant paediatrician at the Royal Surrey Hospital, said: “I see children every

week with conditions which are made worse by secondhand smoke. “Most parents would be horrified to know that even a short car journey in which an adult has been smoking would result in breakdown products of nicotine in their child’s urine.”

Muamba collapse underlines the heart risks to young men YOUNG men are more likely than women to die suddenly from cardiac arrest, caused by irregular heart rhythms. The risk of death among young people hit the headlines a few weeks ago when Bolton Wanderers footballer Fabrice Muamba suffered a cardiac arrest on the Tottenham pitch in the early stages of an FA Cup quarter-final which was, subsequently, abandoned. Fortunately, the 23-year-old striker is on the mend, though still under close observation in a London hospital after being on a life-support machine. The shocking incident, which received worldwide publicity, prompted calls for footballers to be screened more regularly for heart problems. They are tested mandatory at about 16 years of age - and that’s it! Experts know that sudden cardiac death among most middle-aged and older people is caused by coronary artery disease. In contrast, sudden cardiac death among under-35s is frequently caused by

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inherited disorders of cardiac muscle (cardiomyopathies) and cardiac rhythm (ion channelopathies). A new report, from the national audit of Sudden Arrhythmic Death Syndrome (SADS), found that 62% of deaths from SADS in England and Wales were in men. And the biggest proportion of SADS happens to people in their Thirties. The data

covers 317 deaths from July 2008 to January 2012. Some 19% of deaths occurred when the person was in bed, 7% while they were asleep, and around 17% of people died during some form of exertion, such as exercise. Perry Elliott, from the Inherited Cardiovascular Disease Services at the Heart Hospital, University College London, said: “While SADS kills a relatively small number

of people in England and Wales, recent events in the sporting world highlight the devastating impact that the condition continues to have on people. “As this report shows, much progress has been made. But we still need NHS trusts to provide more data to build on this basic analysis, and to improve the outlook for families affected by this fatal condition.”

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Food News

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Easter egg nest cakes

SIMPLE and fun, but we never tire of them. Brilliant to make with little children over the holidays, these easy chocolate crispy cakes are a definite favourite. Ingredients 225g/8oz plain chocolate, broken into pieces 2 tbsp golden syrup 50g/2oz butter 75g/3oz cornflakes 36 mini chocolate eggs Preparation method 1.Line a 12-hole fairy cake tin with paper cases. 2.Melt the chocolate, golden syrup and butter in a bowl set over a pan of gently simmering water, (do not let the base of the bowl touch the water). Stir the mixture until smooth. 3.Remove the bowl from the heat and gently stir in the cornflakes until all of the cereal is coated in the chocolate. 4.Divide the mixture between the paper cases and press 3 chocolate eggs into the centre of each nest. Chill in the fridge for 1 hour, or until completely set.

Choc-a-bloc with a tasty egg choice! IT’S THAT time of year again, when the shops are chock a bloc with Easter goodies and this year could prove to be a bumper year for

egg hunters as new research from Mintel finds the number of global Easter egg new product launches has risen a sweet 45% over the past year. Latest research finds around a quarter (25%) of all global chocolate launches in 2011 were for chocolate products with a “seasonal” positioning e.g., Christmas, Easter, Halloween themed etc. In terms of value, the UK market share in 2010 was more than £500 million.

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Marcia Mogelonsky, Director of Insight for Mintel Food and Drink, said: “This year has proved to be a real hot-bed of activity for Easter chocolate. Seasonal chocolate is, if anything more “recession resistant” than the overall market, as the products have broad appeal as gifts for a wide range of recipients, from friends to relatives. Easter has consistently led other holidays in innovation - and in sales - as it is a holiday with a strong affinity for confectionery through gift baskets, egg hunts, and other family-focused traditions.” The UK is the second most active region accounting for 12% of all new product launches. However, while seasonal activity is thriving, the number of seasonal launches aimed at children aged between 5 and 12 has remained static in the UK. This change is not enough to affect the overall market in any significant way, but could suggest that manufacturers will be paring down their efforts to introduce seasonal products aimed directly at children in the next few years. It will be interesting to see if other markets follow suit in the future, as childhood obesity continues to be a concern.

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Thomson launches Platinum Cruises Ryanair inflight mag is cut down in size ON its web site Ryanair is promoting the fact that it’s going greener by reducing the size of its in-flight magazine. “Let’s Go with Ryanair” is pocket sized, so you can easily take it with you on your travels, A5 size, using 50% less (recycled) paper. That’s all well and good, so the 164 page magazine has become smaller in font size, losing none of its content but saving the company 500k. The new look menu card will also double up as its inflight menu card. Ryanair’s Stephen McNamara said: “Ryanair and Ink (the magazine’s publisher) have cut the page size of our

award winning “Let’s Go with Ryanair” magazine in order to reduce its weight, as well as its paper and production costs, but we have sacrificed none of its 164 pages or its entertaining content. Our new magazine ‘Let’s Go with Ryanair’ will save up to 500k in print and production costs each year and is now an even better read, which all Ryanair passengers can take with them when they arrive at their destination.” Ink’s Michael Keating said: “Ryanair set us a cost saving challenge and we delivered a magazine that we believe passengers will not only read onboard, but also use as a destination guide when they land. Let’s Go With Ryanair continues to be one of the biggest circulating and best read magazines in the world.”

THOMSON Cruises is excited to announce the launch of its Platinum Cruises range. To modernise its cruise line, Thomson Cruises will be making a multimillion pound investment

to give Thomson Dream and Thomson Celebration makeovers, and both will be joining the Thomson Platinum collection. Platinum Cruises will have a lot in common with Thomson’s Platinum hotels. All their Platinum ships will be rated 4T and they’ll have a contemporary

Stansted strike stopped

GROUND staff at Stansted Airport have called off strikes planned for over the Easter holidays after talks with employers. The decision will be welcome news for some

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of the 1.5 million Britons expected to head abroad for the holidays. About 100,000 are expected to leave from Stansted over the weekend, according to travel organisation ABTA. Members of the GMB union employed by Swissport had been due to walk out for four hours on

Good Friday, Saturday and Easter Monday in a dispute over pay. The union said workers would see their wages cut by up to £1,000 because of shift changes. Swissport said in a statement: “We are pleased that passengers and families travelling over the Easter weekend will

no longer face potential disruption. “We will continue our talks in an attempt to reach a joint consensus that ensures we understand our commercial challenges and balance the need for the work life balance of our employees.” Further talks will be held later this month.

look and feel onboard with rich colours, modern furnishings and designer touches. All this will be combined with the first-class service, food and entertainment Thomson Cruises deliver as standard. Thomson Cruises also make it even easier to cruise from your doorstep, as Thomson Airways offer fly cruises from 19 regional airports. All the cabins onboard Thomson Dream and Thomson Celebration will be refurbished, with clean-cut contemporary designs and suites that come with extras like iPod docking stations. The bars and lounges will also be revamped, so overall things will be much more modern and minimalist. The à la carte restaurants will be themed offering delicious tailor-made menus. Plus, the spas will get a bit of an update – with Thomson Dream having a new suite of treatment rooms built next to the salon. Thomson Dream’s first sailing as a Platinum ship will be the Transatlantic Sunset cruise on 9th December 2012, beginning in Lisbon, Portugal and finishing in the Caribbean favourite, Barbados. Thomson Dream will then cruise around the Caribbean for the winter season, calling in on islands like Dominica, the British Virgin Islands and Antigua. Thomson Celebration will

be Platinum from 6 May 2013 from her home port in Marmaris, Turkey – offering Eastern Mediterranean and Black Sea itineraries. Fraser Ellacott, Managing Director of Thomson Cruises said, “This is the next step in modernising our cruises in line with Thomson’s strategy of unique holiday experiences, offering getaways that customers cannot buy elsewhere. We’re very excited about launching Platinum Cruises, which will be on sale to the public from 25th April 2012. We’re sure that our customers will enjoy their new modern surroundings in the cabins and onboard our ships. Two of our strongest performing ships have been selected to offer Platinum Cruises, 90 percent of customers rate the Thomson Dream and the Thomson Celebration as good or excellent in our customer satisfaction questionnaires, so they are the perfect choice.” As with all Thomson Cruises, customers don’t need to worry about tips and service charges as they’re included in the price of a Platinum cruise. For those wanting to opt for the popular Cruise & Stay option, Thomson Cruises has included several Platinum hotels in their collection. Customers can select one of these for the ultimate Platinum experience.

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ON THE ROAD WITH JAV Behind the Wheel

Email: Jav@canarianweekly.com

No wonder we’re in a tiz over the Twizy THE sometimes weird and whacky world of motoring has just become a little weirder and certainly a lot whackier! This is Renault’s production version of their innovative, pure-electric, two-seat urban car called the Twizy EV Technic, manufactured in the company’s Valladolid plant in central Spain, and set for release this month in Europe. And it lives up to all expectations - not just as super-functional, carabout-town transport but also as an exciting little motor to drive. The driver sits centrally in the 1.4-metre wide, 2.33m long body, with the passenger directly behind them. Beneath is a floormounted lithium-ion battery, which gives the 17bhp, 475kg Twizy a range of 62 miles on a good day, although 50-55 miles is more likely. Added to the bike-sized body is a surprisingly sophisticated suspension set-up of PseudoMacPherson struts at both ends. And it has been developed mainly by Renaultsport. So, taking all this into account, it’s no surprise that the Twizy is, in a peculiar way, a thrilling drive. It feels very scooterlike, yet delivers many of the practicalities of fourwheeled vehicles, including stability, substantial weather protection and better safety standards than the equivalents with two or three wheels. The steering is nicely

weighted, the interior well thought-out, and though the one-piece seat adjusts only forward and backwards, it is fairly comfortable. But the cost will obviously come into the equation. Yes, it’s dead easy for manoeuvring and parking and it’s cheap to run (£1 per 60 miles). The downside is that you don’t just have to cough up the 6, 990 euros (£6,690) base price, or 8,490 euros (£7,400) for the top spec. That’s because there s also the question of battery hire, which will set you back at least 54 euros (£45) per month. Doors are a 635-euro (£545) option (not a decision that has to be made on too many cars), and even with them you’re quite exposed to the elements because there are no windows. There’s no heater, either, and the rear passenger will be less than comfortable, especially in the winter,

when cold-weather gear will be a must. Even so, it

has massive appeal, and not just as a novelty because

the Twizy makes sense for those who simply want a

functional, city commuter. And it is sprightly enough, with a top speed of around 50mph. True, it can end up looking expensive, especially if you compare it with a less restrictive, conventional urban car such as the Hyundai i10, which is only slightly more expensive. Yet the Twizy will only ever be bought as a second or third vehicle, for a distinct purpose, and if you look at the engineering involved in the Renault, and consider its more-specialised benefits, and distinctive sci-fi look, it begins to look rather inexpensive. It will surely prove to be a real traffic-stopper, and it will certainly get the neighbours talking!

You just know when you’ve been Tangoed! AND on the subject of weird and whacky, how’s about this for a tasty model to pop open a few eyes over here! No, not the girl but this incredible orange machine! It’s actually a two-seater Suzuki Q-Concept - an ultra-compact smart city car, just 2.5m long and 1.3m wide, which was displayed at the Tokyo Show. Will it be built? You’ve got more chance of being Tangoed!

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Sport

www.canarianweekly.com DIVISION 1 RESULTS JOHN LOWE TROPHY

Match Report By Geoff Huxtable

Xtreme hit double tops! XTREME Sports Bar are League champions for the second year running! A win over Cozy Wanderers in their final match was enough to snatch the title from Bar 180 A by just two points. For their part, Bar 180 A dished out a real hammering to Gaffers with a whitewash. A John Lowe final hangover, perhaps? Phoenix Bar’s 6-2 victory at Tavern included a maximum from Steve Jones and ensured them the thirdplace pot. It also means that the top three teams have

WE are down to the business end of the season, and five 6-4 scorelines in Division One on Tuesday showed how much every frame matters. There has been an excellent three-way battle for the title in recent weeks, but former winners Tenerife Hammers A may have slipped away as we enter the final furlong. They beat Hoops last week in the Toddys Gold Label Cup, but the Los Cristianos crew had their revenge seven days later to leave the Hammers’ League hopes in tatters. In a nip-and-tuck match, Hoops were always just ahead - and Jambo went in-off the final black to gift Stevie the last frame and the Hoops the points. Hammers, with just four matches left, need a hand, and they were almost given one by Terrace Bar A, who ran Summerland Superstars close. Adi beat Ashley to level the contest at 4-4 before Grandad overcame Sparky and then Penguin beat Mal to take the spoils. Trap Door are coming with a wet sail, but they have left their title charge too late. They smashed Legends Bar 8-2, and Dave seven-balled Cedric in the process to make it eight straight wins, but they look booked for fourth place.

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duplicated last season’s finish. The Pub rounded off a decent campaign with a 6-2 success at Bar 180 B, while Target Bar’s Mark hit a 180 in a home venue derby against the Titans. The Tornados and the X-men finished their fixtures with home wins, although they both had to win the trebles leg to do so. Sundowners are Division 2 champions. A storming season saw them win 30 of their 33 matches and finish just three points above Ourplace Naturals. The Naturals should, perhaps, have won the title, as their ‘goal’ difference seems to indicate. Scruffy Macs enjoyed the

DIVISION 2 RESULTS

Bar 180 B Barracudarts Boys Gaffers Target Titans Tavern DIVISION 1 TABLE Toscales Tornados X-Men Xtreme Sports Bar

2-6 8-0 0-8 4-4 2-6 5-3 5-3 6-2

The Pub Valle Vikings 1 Bar 180 A Target Army Phoenix Bar Yelas Toscales Ensecan Cozy Wanderers

4-4 0-8 5-3 0-8 5-3 5-3 1-7 4-4

Bad Girls/Boys Palms Sports Bar Trap Door Summerland Hopefuls Naughty Nautas Tenerife Sun Ourplace Naturals Barracuda Hunters

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DIVISION 1 TABLE

Table 1 Xtreme Sports Bar 2 Bar 180 A 3 Phoenix Bar 4 Cozy Wanderers 5 The Pub 6 Target Army 7 Toscales Tornados 8 Barracudarts Boys 9 La Central 10 X-Men 11 Toscales Ensecan 12 Valle Vikings 1 13 Gaffers 14 Yelas 15 Target Titans 16 Tavern 17 Bar 180 B

Cafe Rood B Marilyns Ourplace Playgirls Phoenix Flames Scruffy Macs Sundowners Sunshine Bar Valle Vikings 2

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W 32 31 24 23 19 18 16 17 17 11 10 9 6 7 3 3 1

D 0 1 5 5 6 3 7 4 3 3 3 4 6 2 9 6 2

promotion party by beating Naughty Nautas, and Palms Sports Bar looked a good side for next season after thumping Marilyns 8-0. Cafe Rood B and Bad Girls/Boys had a fun night and shared the points,

L 1 1 4 5 8 12 10 12 13 19 20 20 21 24 21 24 30

F 220 213 179 179 154 153 148 140 139 118 100 101 96 83 90 82 55

A 44 51 85 85 110 111 116 124 125 146 164 163 168 181 174 182 209

+- PTS 176 96 162 94 94 77 94 74 44 63 42 57 32 55 16 55 14 54 -28 36 -64 33 -62 31 -72 24 -98 23 -84 18 -100 15 -154 5

while Phoenix Flames lost every leg at home against Summerland Hopefuls. Another drawn affair at Valle Vikings 2 was a special match for Barracuda Hunters’ Klaus, who checked out on 106 - and then hit

Table 1 Sundowners 2 Ourplace Naturals 3 Scruffy Macs 4 Cafe Rood B 5 Naughty Nautas 6 Sunshine Bar 7 Marilyns 8 Summerland Hopefuls 9 Tenerife Sun 10 Palms Sports Bar 11 Barracuda Hunters 12 La Caña Lancers 13 Bad Girls/Boys 14 Valle Vikings 2 15 Trap Door 16 Ourplace Playgirls 17 Phoenix Flames

P 33 33 33 33 33 33 33 33 33 33 33 33 33 33 33 33 33

W 30 29 23 20 16 16 14 12 12 11 10 10 8 8 9 8 3

his first-ever 180. Tonight (Friday) sees the annual fund-raising charity event, The Memorial Trophy. The singles knockout competition will be held at Nauta Bar in Guaza, and there are three trophies

D 1 1 5 6 5 5 5 9 7 9 5 4 9 8 4 5 4

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F 188 201 179 161 141 137 123 133 126 134 110 108 119 118 110 104 73

A 76 63 85 103 123 127 141 131 138 132 154 156 145 148 154 160 191

+- PTS 112 91 138 88 94 74 58 66 18 53 10 53 -18 47 2 45 -12 43 2 42 -44 35 -48 34 -26 33 -30 32 -44 31 -56 29 -118 13

up for grabs, for Division 1, Division 2 and Ladies. The finals will then be played on presentation night at Showtime in Las Americas on Friday, 20th April. Good luck to everyone.

Has three become two?

Defending champs Palms A were chinned at Bar 180 A in a close contest which saw a fine eight-ball win for Adi over Glyn, which led to the traditional pants-down parade. Toscales Old Boys scrapped hard and deserved their draw at home to Bar 180 C. But this, coupled with Tasca’s victory over Dreamers, has seen them relegated. It’s going to be a real scrap to see who will join them. Summerland Allstars, who are fighting hard, pulled off a stunning win at Phoenix Knights. Atlantis Sharks need another win to be sure of their top-flight status after they went down 6-4 at Gaffers. Barracuda Bandits need just one more win to be crowned Division Two champions after beating Mountain Rangers 7-3. Phoenix Potters moved a win closer to joining them in Division One as they beat Barracuda Hunters by the same score, and La Cana secured a vital win at Market Taverners. Connors ended Tenerife Hammers C’s promotion hopes with a 6-4 win, while Summerland Elite suffered a stunning loss at Tenerife Pool Tables. Fat Nick’s lads are rockbottom, but they were in

inspired form as they took their fourth win of the season. Hat-tip of the week goes to Liam, one of the youngest players in the league. He won all three of his matches as he helped Atlantis Crew to a

draw with Toscales A-Team. Well done kid! Elsewhere, Nauta B returned to winning ways at home to Target Rangers, and Terrace B beat Lupain 7-3. Exiles B were the big

DIVISION 1

RESULTS 6-4 4-6 6-4 6-4 7-3 6-4 5-5 8-2

Palms Bar A Tasca Atlantis Sharks Tenerife Hammers A Phoenix Knights Terrace Bar A Bar 180 C Legends Bar

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Table P 1 Summerlands Superstars 29 2 Hoops Bar 29 3 Tenerife Hammers A 30 4 Trap Door 29 5 Phoenix Knights 29 6 Palms Bar A 28 7 Gaffers A 29 8 Legends Bar 29 9 Terrace Bar A 30 10 Bar 180 C 30 11 Bar 180 A 29 12 Atlantis Sharks 30 13 Target Bar 29 14 Dreamers Bar 30 15 Tasca 29 16 Summerlands Allstars 30 17 Toscales Old Boys 30 18 Nauta A 29

6-4. Dos Hermanos and Bull Ring Tavern drew the Los Cristianos derby, and well done to the Bluebell, who won their first home match 7-3. Legendary Jokers were the prey.

DIVISION 2

RESULTS Bar 180 A Dreamers Bar Gaffers A Hoops Bar Summerlands Allstars Summerlands Superstars Toscales Old Boys Trap Door

winners in Division Three as Blair’s boys slayed Dragons Denn 9-1. Leaders Gaffers B took another stride towards the title after a tight win at The Treehouse, while Jardin Canario edged past Next Door

Atlantis Crew Barracuda Bandits Market Taverners Nauta B Phoenix Potters Tenerife Hammers C Tenerife Pool Tables Terrace Bar B

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Marching on together… maybe! CD Tenerife 1 CD Toledo 0 THE margins between success and failure are so fine. It remains to be seen quite how significant Pablo Sicilia's 94th-minute winner last Sunday turns out to be. But I doubt the Tenerife captain has even netted such an important goal. Would chairman Miguel Conception have fired manager Andres Garcia Tebar if Sicilia hadn’t scored? Would the fans have turned on the players if Sicilia hadn’t scored? Would Tenerife have the confidence to mount a promotion charge it Sicilia hadn't scored? You get the message. I cannot understate how massive a moment it was. Tenerife were huffing and puffing against a wellorganised side who were making a mockery of their league position. It’s true that every side put in a little more against Tener-

ife at this standard, and Toledo were no different. They had a triangular setup of Sanchez, Gomez and Buades, who snuffed out anything Tenerife threw at them. And it wasn’t much to be honest. A tepid first half was summed up by the pathetic Victor Bravo, who might as well not bothered turning up. They had the lions’ share of the possession but didn't have a clue how to break down their well-drilled opponents. Pre-match worries that the players would shun their coach were hardly silenced. The crowd did their best, but it wasn’t happening. Half-time brought a change of emphasis as Tenerife started positively. Maybe the players had called a truce with Tebar? Half-chances were created and Toledo dropped deeper and deeper. Sanz, their only attacking threat, spent more time on his back than Jodie Marsh. The fans felt it would only be a matter of time, but then Tenerife did what they do best. They didn’t so much shoot themselves in

POOL LEAGUE DIVISION 3 RESULTS Exiles B Jardin Canario The Bluebell The Treehouse Dos Hermanos

9-1 6-4 7-3 4-6 5-5

Dragon's Denn Next Door Legendary Jokers Gaffers B Bull Ring Tavern

LEAGUE TABLE

Table 1 Gaffers B 2 C&A Titans 3 The Treehouse 4 Exiles B 5 Dos Hermanos 6 James Place 7 Next Door 8 Bull Ring Tavern 9 Legendary Jokers 10 Jardin Canario 11 Dragon's Denn 12 The Bluebell

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the foot as hack it off with a penknife. Centre-back Tarantino had already been booked when he lunged in carelessly again, leaving the ref with little choice than to show him a red card. It was his third sendingoff this season - and all the hard work was undone. Suddenly, Toledo smelt blood. Their talisman Dani Alonso was only fit enough to start on the bench, but he was brought on, along with the dangerous Carrillo. They changed formation and for 10 minutes, it was all hands on deck for Tenerife. With five minutes to go, Tebar undid the shackles and Tenerife went for broke. The match became a cup-tie as both sides sensed a winner. But Toledo still had their game plan. At every opportunity, they feigned injury or fell to the ground. It was ridiculous and frustrating. But it also led to five minutes extra-time. The raising of the fourth official’s board gave the fans and players fresh heart, and Tenerife went for the throat. A rash of corners and free kicks followed and then, finally, they had their reward. Toledo had half-cleared a long throw from Llorente and, quick as a flash, Cristobal hoisted the ball to the back post. Toledo had stepped out, but Sicilia hadn’t. He coolly volley home from 12 yards with a finish of which that Li-

onel Messi would have been proud. Sicilia raced towards the fans at the Armada Sur kop end as the ground went wild. Toledo’s players surround-

ed the linesman as they were convinced it was offside but the ref eventually pointed for a goal. It was hard work, but Tenerife had their win. Would

they have done so if Toledo hadn’t play acted? Fine margins! It was the second time this season Tenerife had won with a time-added goal from Pablo Sicilia. It was also the second time they had won after having had Tarantino sent off. Not that I'm suggesting it as a tactic, of course! Canarian Weekly ratings Tenerife: Aragoneses 6, Cristóbal 7, Llorente 7 (Jonay 95m), Pablo Sicilia 7, Tarantino 5, Marcos 9, David Medina 8 (Raton 63min 6), Ferrán 6, Víctor Bravo 4, Perona 5, Aridane 5 (Rosquete 71min 6). Toledo: Saavedra 7, Amores 7, Aguirre 6, Javi Sánchez 8, Gómez 7, Enguix 6 (Dani Alonso 73min 6), Buades 7, Carlos 6 (Andriu 83min), Óscar 5 (Carrillo 63min 7), Encinas 5, David Sanz 4

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Horoscopes of the week Aries

(March 21st-April 20th) Don’t be afraid of changes in the next few days or weeks, but embrace them. They are proof that you’ve moved on and that you’re growing up. And be assured that better times await you. All you have to do is have the confidence to really live the experience instead of hiding from it. TAURUS (April 21stMay 21st) Family have not been easy for you to deal with of late. Aspects suggest they believe something which is not true. If this is so, then why don’t you put them straight? Is it because you still seem to feel that you are to blame? Experience is what makes us wise, so just remember that. Without it, you will not appreciate the good times, which are just around the corner. GEMINI (May 22ndJune 21st) Financially, there appears to be a lot of pressure on you at the moment and you may have to do some extra work to provide more money. However, if you make a concentrated effort, the situation should soon ease. You’re heading towards big things, and confidence is half the battle. CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd) You appear to have something on your mind which is getting you down. Take a step back and try to look at the bigger picture. You may not realise it, but you are the one who is in the driving seat, and no one else. Time spent with older people can fill in many blanks about what really went on at the very start of the month. LEO (July 24thAugust 23rd) A visit to somewhere important is indicated, which should give you the edge on the competition that has been hot on your heels. Don’t turn down the opportunity to improve your knowledge regarding

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your work. By putting more time and energy into professional affairs, your personal life is sure to prosper. VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd) Education is well starred, and those of you who have been thinking about learning something new or improving skills you already have, can enjoy the fact that you have the backing of the stars behind you. Take what jealous people say at the weekend with a pinch of salt. You know far more than they ever will about your situation. LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd) Where romance is concerned, you appear to be letting your imagination run away with you, and you will have to make a concerted effort to try to come back down to earth. Instead of speaking, why not try listening? There is much for you to learn about what did or did not go on last month. SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd) Someone in your immediate surroundings appears to be becoming a bit of a nuisance, so you will have to be firm with them. Plans for a holiday of some sort can garner criticism from family, but it is you and not them who will be making any such trip, so try not to take notice of what could actually be pure jealousy. S AG I T TA R I U S (November 23rdDecember 21st) A happy atmosphere is indicated in your

Word Ladder 30-Second Brain Training Substitute one letter at a time on each rung of the ladder to move from the start word to the end word.

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surroundings and you should be feeling more relaxed than normal. This could well be because a certain person is no longer a problem or a threat to you, and that you have gained some sense of independence. Now you must concentrate on how to get the most from your career.

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w w w. Te n e r i f e L o n g L e t s . c o m SECURED LOCK UP GARAGES PENTHOUSE PALM MAR, 2 BED MASSIVE!!! 690€ Large Terrace with Sea views, Storeroom and garage space, Nicely furnished AND community pool.

GROUND FLOOR AVAILABLE !!!!! 600€

EL VERIL (DUQUE AREA) LARGE 2 BED 850€ Stylish apartment, in a GREAT LOCATION short walk to beach. Double bedrooms, large kitchen, community pool

LARGE FAMILY VILLA 3 BED 1295€ Spacious home with Jacuzzi, plenty of outside space, tactfully furnished with 3 double bedrooms, storage. Fully equipped kitchen, views, great area

Penthouse Las Chafiras: Long let: Furnished, two-bed, two-bath, with lift to front door. Magnificent views looking across to sea and airport. Secure complex with two swimming pools and underground car park. ONLY 595 euros a month (inc 50 euros for bills). Call or 922 737 048 (if out, leave ansafone message).

1 x 4 car space with electric and water 1 x 2 car space private steel doors secured Golf del Sur. Call Ken on 639 207 113

Long term rentals, Studio's, 1 & 2 bedrooms. Tel: 616 251 271 Underground garage parking spaces and storage locker rooms at Winter Gardens, Golf Del Sur. Tel 637 819 680. VERY LARGE SEMI, WITH 3 CAR GARAGE PLAYA PARAISO 995€ Beautiful property, with wrap around terrace and roof terrace. Community pool, private area, short walk to natural beach. Two large en-suite bedrooms MUST TO VIEW.

CHAYOFA COUNRTY CLUB 1 BED 495€ Very large apt, pool views, short walk to bus stop. Nice complex Fully equipped kitchen, UK television, Quiet area.

SAN EUGENIO 1 BED LARGE TERRACE 595€ Loverly modern apt, UK TV, pool on complex Short walk to shops, sunny terrace

TORVISAS BAJO 2 BED 695€ UK TV, pool on complex, great location, large bedrooms INTERNET available, new washing machine.

FLAMINGO PALM MAR 1 BEDROOM 350€

3 BED PRISTINE FAMILY HOUSE!! 1200€

SOME OF THE BEST VIEWS IN THE SOUTH!!!!!!! Perfect 1 bed with sunny terrace, large bedroom, spacious lounge and fully equipped kitchen, modern fittings

Spacious, home with separate kitchen, enclosed garage, community pool, perfect Tenerife Views, 3 large bedrooms One master en-suite, tranquil area in SAN BLAS VILLAGE

LONGLETS Los Cristianos Port Royal, 2 bed ground floor apt., 600€ + electric, fully furnished. The Heights, 1 bed 3rd. floor apt., 495€ inc. bills, fully furnished. Las Chafiras La Concepcion, 2 bed /2 bath penthouse apt., 650€ incl. up to 50€ bills, fully furnished. Torviscas Alto Roque del Conde, 3 bed/2 bath townhouse, 1000€ + bills, fully furnished. Costa Silencio Coral Mar, 1 bed ground floor apt., 450€ incl. up to 50€ of bills, fully furnished. Callao Salvaje Un Posto al Sole, 2 bed 1st. floor apt., 550€ incl. bills, fully furnished. Chayofa La Finca, 1 bed ground floor apt., 440€ incl. bills, fully furnished.

WANTED: 2 bed/2 bath penthouse apt. in the Parque Tropical area or similar. 2 bed apt. in La Finca, Chayofa. I have a long list of Norwegian pensioners who are looking for apts. for next winter 2012/2013 in Los Cristianos or surrounding areas. NO FINDERS OR CONTRACT FEES. I am always looking for more properties in all shapes and sizes, so if you would like to rent out your property for long lets or holiday rentals please contact me and I will come and visit you. IMPORTANT. I am also looking for wheelchair friendly properties with roll in showers/ wet rooms. If you have anything suitable please contact me asap.

Phone: Suzanne on 680 831 497 Email: enquiries@canarygetaway.com www.canarygetaway.com PROPERTY FOR SALE

STRESSED SALE Altos del Roque 2 bed 1 bath apartment Fully furnished as new. Double garage. In well run complex with communal pool security

BARGAN PRICE 117.500€ Tel: 630 994 991

Large apartment for sale in Valle San Lorenzo with garage and views of the mountain. 125,000 euros. Call 606 644 630 or 675 035 209

To advertise here please call us on 902 232 102 or email us on classified@canarianweekly.com

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY

PORKIES DUE TO RETIREMENT...

Fantastic opportunity to purchase family run business Porkies in Los Cristianos. Seating 36 people on the terrace, 28 people inside.

For more info call 680 452 776

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JOBS Build an international business be financially independent. www.gotoglobalwork.com Tel 679 519 800 Linekers bar in Starco, Las Americas require a General Manager. Basic wage plus bonuses, paid holidays and a full contract given. You must have experience of running bars. Send your CV to jtempleman@mac.com or call 922 798 948 or 605 069 964 An Established Marketing Company Torviscas Alto is looking for Romanian, Slovakian, Czech, Polish and Bulgarian staff to work in their marketing office. Applicants must be self motivated and work as part of a team. Some computer knowledge an advantage. Basic wage and excellent commission. Call Sue on 922 713 070 or 686 154 066 or email your CV to suecampbell@regencyresorts.com Future Resorts Marketing are looking for British, Dutch, Scandinavian and Russian Sales Reps, T.O’s and Call Centre Staff. High quality leads, weekly and monthly bonuses and top commissions paid every 2 weeks. Call 922 735 320 or email admin@futureresortsmarketing.com

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AIR-CONDITIONING (CONT.)

CLEANING

An experienced full-time animator is required for a busy resort. Native English with Spanish or Russian an advantage. Email your CV and NIE to kathryn.webber@clublacosta.com Experienced Flight booking agents are required for a new travel services office in Los Cristianos. Applicants must be fluent in English, German and French with Dutch an advantage. Scandinavian speaking flight booking agents also required. For both positions Amadeus experience and a high level of administration skills and computer literacy is required. Email your CV and cover letter to recruitment@silverpoint.com Ownersvillas.net are looking for Agents to work in the Canary Islands. No experience necessary, but you must have your own transport. Excellent opportunity for the right person to earn great commission. No outlay. Call 0044 1277 810 720 or email your details to info@ownersvillas.net Club La Costa Resorts and Hotels are looking for professional, motivated Real Estate salespersons to join their team. Successful applicants will enjoy qualified, pre-booked clients, high volume commissions and fantastic quality resorts. To arrange an interview call Steve McHardy on 669 951 407 Sunday to Thursday or email kinder.singh@clublacosta.com

NEED A CLEANER? Someone you can trust to look after your holiday apartment while you are back in the UK.

Blue Flag Travel have a fantastic opportunity for telemarketers to join their company. If you are looking for something different call Blue Flag Travel on 673 478 920 or email recruitment@ blueflagtravel.com

Experienced mature British couple willing to help. Excellent work at reasonable rates. References can be provided.

Call 646 446 958.

EXECUTIVE CAR VALET For the personal touch. Hand polish....interiors.....carpets.....Engine etc.. 4 hours minimum per car. Specialist cars e.g. Mercedes BMW etc. + any 4 X 4’s

55 euros per valet. Contact Kevin on 646 446 958

AUCTIONS Flog it @ Tenerife Auction Rooms AUCTIONS EVERY SATURDAY 10.30am Buy & Sell Furniture & Household Items & just about everything else. Make more money selling Save more money buying Cut out the middleman

COMPUTERS

TELEPHONE: 902 811 069

Located at top of Amarilla Golf Road, Chafiras J24. Phone 645 389 207

Collections & Deliveries Available BLINDS

E-mail: Computer Service Provider BT Authorised Dealer Dell Registered Partner

info@act-tenerife.com

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CELEBRATION CAKES sugar slice anne / Call: 617 157 112 CHIROPODIST Ann Malpass M.A.F.H.P. M.C.F.H.P. Qualified Chiropodist. All your foot care needs solved in the comfort of your own home/hotel. Tel 625 799 570 Elaine Watson Jones MSSCh MBCHA, serving the community from El Medano to Los Gigantes for 13 years. Telephone 608 029 790

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ELECTRICIAN

INSURANCE

FLY SCREENS

KITCHENS & BATHROOMS

GARDEN FURNITURE

HEALTH & BEAUTY www.tenerifehairandbeauty.com

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Colin Taylor – Renovations & Maintenance, Bathrooms, Kitchens, Tiling, Plumbing etc. (e.g. complete bathroom & kitchen refurbishments, including all materials & labour from under 2000 euros) Tel 661 081 843 for quotation.

LAWYERS

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MARKETS

PERSONAL SERVICES (CONT.)

ALCALA EVERY MONDAY VISIT THE PRETTIEST & FRIENDLIEST MARKET IN THE SOUTH

9am - 2pm - Fancy a stall? Special new secondhand furniture section. Have you got any furniture for sale?

Tel: 922 713 246 or mob 610 464 841

Blonde busty fetish movie Star known from FemDom-Austria Production in Tenerife NOW! All services, all fetishes. Outcalls only. I sell Viagra and also provide Phone/Webcam Sex! www. sexyjessica.eu +34 662 476 036 Beautiful, blonde young lady from Czech Republic, barbie face, body like top model, very sensual, erotic massage, couples, lesbians, erotic toys, much more.. Available for dinner, parties, hotel visits (24 hours) discreet, luxury apartment in Las Americas. just for exclusive gentlemen, good English spoken. Tel: 603 134 068 or 672 573 649

MECHANICS

REMOVALS (CONT.)

Eva, a Latin girl in Los Cristianos, ardent, French, toys, 24 hour service, hotel-home visits, in front of Hotel Aguamar. Call 696 847 478

SECOND-HAND SHOPS

PLUMBING

Furniture & Household Items bought for cash Immediate decisions PAINTING & DECORATING Painter and Decorator. No project too small, no building too tall. Reliable tradesman for all your painting needs. Free no obligation quote. Call 628 381 185

PATIO DOORS & WINDOWS

All plumbing works undertaken including boiler replacements, drain clearance, swimming pool pump repair & maintenance. Tel: 680 278 579 Need a Plumber? All aspects of Plumbing work undertaken, competitive prices, free estimates. Call 674 523 983

Phone Freddie 645 389 207

POOLS

Rotations: Call Gary on 922 790 822 – 662 496 422. Closed on Saturdays.

POOL TABLES

RE-UPHOLSTERY

Sofas, bar seating dining chairs Free quotations & home visits Call Mike at ReStyle: 677 806 800 SECURITY

ALUMINIUM & PVC

VISIT OUR SHOWROOM in Granadilla! Call for directions

Tel: 922 778 050 Fax 922 778 051

Mobile 696 889 048

Email: celjucanarias@celjucanarias.es

www.celjucanarias.es

Specialists in security shutters and blinds, locks security glass and grills. QUALIFIED FITTERS AND FULL GUARANTEES Free no obligation survey & quotation. We speak English & German!

PERSONAL SERVICES Sisi in Los Cristianos, massage, natural French, good kisser, toys, complete package, in front of the Hotel Aguamar, call 664 077 390 Nice, sporty, young, Spanish lady, certified masseur, toys and naughty lingerie also available. Discreet hotel/home visits. Reasonable prices. Viagra available. Tel 0034 634 305 696

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REMOVALS

VAN MAN

Single items to full house removals Competitive rates, professional service.

Call us first on 619 55 00 68 tenerifevanman@mail.com

UNIVERSAL EXPORTS. Let us take the hassle out of moving. Door to door removals to & from UK. 922 720 711. ALADDINS CAVE. House clearance & removals. Call us on Tel: 922 720 493

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SPANISH LESSONS French, German or Spanish, “one to one” or small groups, home or workplace visits. Experienced language teacher at all levels. Excellent rates. Why not give it a try! Call 634 352 015

STORAGE

SECURE STORAGE Last few units available from 2m³ up to boat, car and motor home storage.

Call 638 869 339

between 10am and 7pm for more information. TILING

Colin Peel Tiling Specialist

For All Your Tiling Needs: Bathrooms, Kitchens & Floors Most Aspects of Building Work Undertaken

Tel: 679 736 409 TRANSLATION

TENERIFE TRANSLATION SERVICES Over 20 years experience. Official Translations, Medical, Conveyancing, Notary, Wills, Utilities, Insurances, Building licences Etc.. Transport available if required. Professionalism & Confidentiality guaranteed.

For these and many more call Tracey on 666 857 991 info@tenerifetranslationservices.com

TV AND SATELLITE Menny Fix, Satellite TV Tel 922 792 116 Avnd; Antonio Dominguez 18, Edif: MarOLa Local 2, Los Cristianos. EST 1994, Repairs, Maintenance and Sales.

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British Consulate Address: Plaza Weyler, 8, 1º, 38003 Santa Cruz de Tenerife Tel: 922 28 68 63 Opening Hours: Mon - Fri, 8.30am 1.30pm British Consul: Maria Leng British Vice-Consul: Helen Keating Cosumer Office Tel: 922 76 16 00

For if you find yourself in medical difficulties whilst on holiday and without the proper holiday insurance.

Tel: 11825 Local Operator Tel: 11818 Tourist Information Tel: 922 60 55 90

Pharmacy Information and Locator (24 hours) Tel: 922 28 24 24 Citizen Information Tel: 010 Postal Services Tel: 902 19 71 97 International Operator

Hospitals & Medical Centres (Answering Machine) Tel: 094 Hospital Las Americas, Playa de las Americas Tel: 922 75 00 22 Playa de Las Americas Centro Medicos

Town Hall Tel: 922 76 16 00 Emergencies Emergency Services (All) Tel: 112 National Police Tel: 091 Local Police Tel: 092 Ambulance Tel: 061 Fire Brigade Tel: 080 Guardia Civil Tel: 062

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Deputy Editor: Ruth Summers ruth.summers@canarianweekly.com

Contributors: Carl Pattison Christine Craggs-Hinton Christopher Pennington David Hudgell John Hennessey

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Beach Safety Obey the beach warning flags and always supervise children when near water. Red - Strong currents do not swim Yellow - Strong winds and turbulent sea conditions. Take care. Green - Safe to swim

Weather Outlook Friday Sunny skies 21 °C. Wind 12mph. Friday Night Clear skies 17 °C. Wind 13mph. Saturday Sunny skies 21°C. Wind 14mph. Saturday Night Partly cloudy skies 16°C. Wind 14mph. Sunday Sunny skies 21 °C. Wind 16mph. Sunday Night Clear skies. 16°C. Wind 12mph.

Multi-lingual police central office Tel: 902 102 112 Call this number and ask to speak to an English operator to make a report or official complaint. Local Police Tel: 922 75 70 06 Red Cross Emergencies and Ambulances Tel: 922 28 18 00 Information and Blood Bank Tel: 922 28 29 24 International MEDSERVICE Tel: 922 79 05 63 Medical Benefits Agency Tel: (00 44) 191 218 7547 Managing Editor & Director: Chris Elkington

Del Sur Tel: 922 79 10 00 Candelaria Hospital Tel: 922 60 20 00

Monday Sunny skies. 20 °C. Wind 12mph. Monday Night Clear skies. 16°C. Wind 11mph. Tuesday Patchy rain possible. 19°C. Wind 12mph. Tuesday Night Clear skies. 16°C. Wind 11mph. Wednesday Sunny skies 18°C. Wind 12mph. Wednesday Night Clear skies. 16 °C. Wind 14mph. Thursday Sunny skies. 18°C. Wind 12mph. Thursday Night Clear skies. 16°C. Wind 11mph. SALES DEPARTMENT Sales Manager: John Zammit john.zammit@canarianweekly.com

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