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Friday December 11, 2020
All over the Dad Jokes like a donkey on a waffle WAYNES WORLD G’DAY Tropicairnians,
and absolutely zero remorse, and if anything I get worse as the day goes on.
Now here is a subject Most Aussie dads have that affects every single one their signature unoriginal of us, pathetically bad Dad joke that they trot out to anjokes. yone who will listen, much to Who the hell ever allowed the embarrassment of their these to be used in modern children.
The dad joke is notoriously unfunny — steeped in What I do mean is that when it comes to these low- painful puns and captain-obest forms of attempted hu- vious observations. Here are a few more to mour I am probably the worst offender (the Grand Poo-bah make you cringe: of DJs) whilst standing at the 1. When you’re driving past front of the big green box. a cemetery and dad pipes up with: I bet everyone is dying Some prime examples: You: walking out with bags of to get in there. society?
2. Dad: What do you want for Me: I see your going home to dinner? Kid: I feel like a pizza. Dad: Well, you don’t look get stoned. like one! You: carrying sheets of tim3. Have you heard about the ber, new restaurant on the moon? Me: I see your board. Nice food, no atmosphere. You: with fire extinguisher, 4. What’s the quickest way garden rocks,
Me: you must be hot stuff.
to double your money? Fold And this goes on and on it in half. with no shame on my side- 5. Why was the cook arrest-
ed? He was caught beating an egg. 6. You know people say they pick their nose? I was just born with mine. 7. Your wife asks you to put the kettle on, your answer, I tried, but it doesn’t fit 8. The waiter asked how you found your meal, your reply, I looked down and there it was. Knock knock, who’s there? Centipede, Centipede who? Santa peed on the Christmas tree.. Handy hint for when you see me smiling looking very mischievous, start running with your fingers in ears as I am probably getting ready to offload some bad dad jokes. Keep smiling or otherwise you might get Trumped. Ha Ha another bad dad joke. Wayne.
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