Haircut (Feb. 14,2012)

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HAIRCUT A buzz above the rest February 14, 2012

When you look up ‘alternative’ in the dictionary you see the latest issue of Buzzsaw. And sure all of our editors drive cars fueled with chai tea and are voting for Steve Jobs’ corpse in the upcoming Presidential election. But when Buzzsaw magazine got ready to start their semester, there was one question that probed our mind: how can we get even more alternative?

Pregnant Like Me

One student’s journey to understand the hardships of teenage pregnancy By Kaley Belval

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n Feb. 7, nearly 40 students attended “Conception: The Introspective Journey of a Teenage Mother,” a presentation Introducing Haircut, Buzzsaw magazine’s bastard, by sophomore Cöelis Mendoza, 19, about her alternative lovechild that unapologetically covers unexpected pregnancy during college. Students news more in-depth than other student publica- watched as Mendoza, with her round, pregnant tions as well as news you can’t find anywhere else. belly, turned on the projector and nervously began talking about her experiences. Then, after A Brief History Lesson about 15 minutes, she stopped talking and let out Back when you thought you were making a state- a big sigh. Mendoza then began to remove the ment with that Green Day wristband, Buzzsaw straps underneath her dress and pulled out a fake magazine was still reigning alternative supreme pregnancy belly, revealing the secret she under the name Buzzsaw Haircut. Somewhere be- had been hiding since August. tween getting initiated into Alliteration Alliance of As a child of a teenage mother and America and Birkenstocks coming back in style, someone who watched her cousins Buzzsaw revamped itself and the ‘Haircut’ got go through teenage pregnancies, shaved off in the process … until now. Mendoza was interested in the ways pregnant teenagers were Top 5 Reasons treated and perceived. She You Should Read Haircut decided to do research on the Because you need your alternative news fix topic of teenage pregnancy between Buzzsaw issues, and The New Yorker is and determined that the best too expensive. way to learn was by becoming a pregnant teenager herself. Because you need something to read while “There’s a difference in actually you awkwardly sit alone at the pub and wait being perceived as a teenage mother for your friends. — [in saying,] ‘This is what Because reading a black-and-white publication happened to me,’ rather than ‘This is makes you feel like you’re going against what happened to other people,’” the grain — or because you think color is too Mendoza said. mainstream. Every day, starting in August, Mendoza put on Because you want to sound intelligent and her body shaper and stuffed it with foam, taking it off only at her Ithaca apartment and during winter well informed to your friends. break at home. Near the end of her “pregnancy,” But let’s not forget the most important reason she bought a $500 pregnancy suit from an online — it’s stuff you fucking need to know. website that sold them for theatre productions. She said it made her “pregnancy” look more So, without further ado, read, enjoy and prepare authentic, especially with its realistic belly-like feel yourself for the newest offering in alternative that friends could touch. news (you think we’ve said “alternative” enough Only five close friends knew about the yet?) experiment originally, but about a dozen people, including two professors, ended up knowing Sorry we’re not sorry. about Mendoza’s project before the end of her research. Mendoza performed a whole new role <3 The Buzzsaw Editors

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as a pregnant teenager. She did not go out with her friends often or consume alcohol. She had to be cautious getting in and out of desks. She even carefully walked a few feet behind people so no one would accidentally hit her belly. When asked about the baby’s sex or baby names, she said that she was giving the baby up for adoption — which many people responded with a “that’s good.” Both professors and her friends encouraged her to take the Spring semester off as a medical leave of absence. Mendoza said that t h e r e were not many resources

f o r pregnant wome n on campus. “Ithaca College does not p r o v i d e institutional support for p re g n a n t students,” she said. Mendoza said she began to get extremely frustrated with her experiment (continued in center)

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