spaghetti western sergio pins a tin star to the nearest salami and sends out a posse for chianti and bread giancarlo mounts his gucci has a doppio and rides off to round up the meatballs ennio grabs a cactus and a hunk of cheese and strums a tarantella until the water boils there’s a big shootout with garlic bullets olive oil banditos charles bronson and lots of splattered tomatoes fat angelina sets the table the apache bring cannoli the navajo anisette lino builds another coffin and stirs the sauce
Jon Wesick
Wreck Beach Take the path down the hill from UBC1 through gentle forests of fern and evergreen. Follow it down to the beach and find a garden. Women sprout nude from white sand, grow, and ripen in the summer sunshine. Breasts emerge from stifling bras, forsake taunting behind obscene nylon, and breathe the cedar-scented air.
Don’t be a voyeur! Unbutton your inhibitions. Slip out of your shorts and shyness. I hear the sound of motors. Quick, get dressed! A hovercraft lands on the beach. Men in the black uniforms step onto the sand. Dozens of naked Polynesian women walk toward Captain Cook’s sailing ship bearing gifts of flowers. 1. University of British Columbia in Vancouver, Canada.
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