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Her Ultimatum

A certain man who was quite a sentimentalist, married. In a year or so his wife died. He took her favorite hat and put it up on a shelf in the closet of his bedroom, to remain there as a memento.

fn a year or so he married again. So he took his new wife to the closet, showed her the hat, explained the situation, said that he'd like to leave it there if she would agree. She said it was okay, so his first wife's hat stayed.

But his second wife also died. And he placed her favorite hat on the shelf beside the hat of his first wife. Then he married again. Again, on his wedding day, he took his third wife to the closet and showed her the two hats,

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explained what they were, and said he'd like them to stay there if she was willing. She said she was.

Then his third wife died, and again he placed her favorite hat on the closet shelf along with those of his first two wives. Then he married again. And again he took his wife, his fourth, to the closet, showed her the three hats, explained the matter, and asked her permission to leave them there. She said:

"All right. I understand fully. They can stay right there. But I want to tell you one thing right now, and that's for sure-THE FOURTH HAT ON THAT SHELF IS GOING TO BE A DERBY !''

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