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My friend, Doctor Jack Brannon, comes up with this one:

A motorist was driving past the insane asylum on the edge of town, when one of his tires blew out. He pulled over to the side of the road to change it. Just a few feet away was the high wire fence that circled the asylum.

As he proceeded with the job of changing tires, a man inside the fence watched him with interest. The motorist unscrewed the four lugs that held the ruined tire on the wheel, and dropped them down at his feet, then pulled off the tire. As he did so he discovered that he had dropped the four lugs into the manhole of the street sewer, and they were gone. Perplexed and disgusted with his own carelessness, he just stood and fumed.

The man inside the fence said: "Don't you know what to do?"

He said he couldn't think of anything at the moment.

The inmate said: "Look. There are four lugs on each of the other three tires in your car. Take one lug off of each wheel, and use them to fasten your spare tire on the wheel. Then you will have three lugs on each tire of the car, which will take you to the nearest service station, and you can get fixed up."

The motorist listened in open-mouthed wonder. He said: "That's the smartest advice I ever heard. I don't believe you're ctazy."

The inmate said: "Oh, I'm crazy all right! BUT I'M NOT STUPID!''

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