Kid Stuff

While f am a sucker for any kind of a laugh, I believe I get the deepest bellow from kid stuff. Many years ago I told in this space about the six year old girl who had been bad, and for punishment was sent to bed early and forbidden to see the bright and sparkling dinner party her parents were having.

Right in the midst of the dinner a little blonde, curly head was seen sticking through the dinning room door, and as the guests all turned to see, she remarked most distinctly:

"Everbody in this room, me, is stinkers."

I thought of that the other day when I read in Bob

Next Dubs, Ltd. Meeting Augr. 17

Secretary Bob Henderson of Fir-Tex of Northern California, San Francisco, announces that the next Dubs, Ltd. meeting will be held at the California Golf Club, on Friday, August 17.

Considine's column a swell kid retort. He was telling how kids, meeting for the first time in a new neighborhood, throw out their defenses, and prepare their brags. He told how his own little boy met another little boy, and they sized each other up for several minutes. Then the other little boy said to Considine's little boy:

"My father is president of a big corporation and he is worth more than a million dollars."

And, without a moment's hesitation, Considine's little boy said:

"Shucks ! That ain't nuthin'! My father drinks a quart of whisky every day !"

Hoo-Hoo Annucrl October 7-10

The 60th annual Hoo-Hoo convention wilt be held at the Roney Plaza Hotel, Miami, Florida, on Octobeer 7-10. The Greater Miami Hoo-Hoo Club will act as host to the event.

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