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VnPORSEnLIi"X'#l NB

Ends l*Ioislute Problems,,, Gives 7 Prolit-Ilfaking Advanlages

I It is integrally taterproofeFthen furthet ptotected- I azainst moisture by a cmtinuous surface coating ol sreciZl asphab-and additionally sealed against rdpor on the frimetorh side by a special aluminum compound ! Jl Orisinal Celotex insulating value is maintained be' 3 cause the seals ate all on the surface!

Vaporseal is standard, *atetptoofed Celotex sealed against moisture by a contimtous surface coating of sP ecial asP halt onboth sides and all edges

! St ong ond "tif--ptotides great brucing sttength!

I Not an uatra"-replaces ordinary matoials of the I same thickness-2'/ 32" ! Cuts vithout paste!

E Marked for nailing to asture ptoPet applicatioa and ! fast installatioefits tight and stops *itd inf lnation.

6 tr:!::,;i:f ist tetmites and drv rct b7 the patente d

I It k bached by the Celota Vtinen Guatantee! *

*Thc C.lor.F Writtcn Lif.-of'Builating Gtalantec' uhcn issued, abllies only tuithin th. botndalies ol Contituttol Uniled Slates,

919 North Michigon Avenue r Chicogo, lllinois

One side is treateil Yith asbecial ahminum com' poind os an additional vafor seal. And becatse thi seak are on the sut' face- not in tegra l- full insulating value is main' tained.

TRUE THEN-TRUE TODAY

Cherish the spirit of our people and keep alive their attention. Do not be too severe upon their errors, but reclaim them by enlightening them. If once they become inattentive to public affairs, you and I, and Congress and Assemblies, judges an{ governors, shall all become wolves. It seems to be the law of our general nature, in spite of individual exceptions; and experience declares that man is the only animal which devours his own kind; for I can apply no milder term to the governments of Europe, and to the general prey of the rich on the poor-Thomas Jefferson.

rHE REr;; ;rRrEous

A polite motorist, passing thiough a Western village, wishing to show proper respect for the village ordinances, accosted a street corner policeman.

"What is the speed law here, please?"

"Ain't got none," replied the cop, "you fellers cain't get get through here any too fast fer us."

Good luck is the gayest of all gay girls, Long in one place she will not stay, Back from your brow she strokes the curls, Kisses you quick and fies away.

But Madame Bad Luck soberly comes And stays-no fancy has she for flittingSnatches of true love-songs she hums, And sits by your bed, and brings her knitting

"Rastus, I'm sorry to hear that you've buried your wife."

"Yassuh, boss, ah just had teshe was daid !"

CHANGE

"f hear Dimwit's wife left him without reason."

"Left him as she found him, eh?"

That Should Rock Him

lle: "I suppose I'm only a little pebble on the beach of your life?"

She: "Yes, you might stand a chance if you were a little boulder."

srMPL; to*o,roo"

A precocious five-year old son of a professor asked his father what the exact meaning was of the verse beginning, "Jack Spratt could eat no fat."

"In simple terms," said the professor, "it means that Jack Spratt could assimilate no adipose tissue. His wife, on the contrary, possessed an aversion for the more muscular portions of the epithelium. And so, between them both, you see, they removed or did away with all the foreign substances from the surface of the utilitarian utensil, commonly called a platter. Does that make it clear, my son?"

"Perfectly clear," ejaculated the son. "The lack of lucidity in these alleged Mother Goose rhymes is amazingly apparent to one with an intellect above the moronic grade."

*t"".to*

His treasure are the aubades of the birds. His pence the cricket aves to the moon; The wind in trees, the talking leaves are surds That thrill his ears like strings that are in tune.

Shared by the woodfolk, at a vista's end, On a long hill he keeps his pot of gold, His strongbox needs no key that he may spend, One cannot spend more coins that can be told.

Spring's greening capital, the dividends Of summer. and the miser's aureate store Of autum; every season to him lends Until his bulging coffers can hold no more. Alex. R. Schmidt in the Lantern.

Reprercnting in Southern Californla: The Paciftc Lumber Company-Wendling-Ncthan Co.

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