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By Jock Dionne

Ag" not guarant€ed---Some I have told for 20 years---Some less

Couldn't Locate Him

The absent-minded old gentleman got off the street car at the corner, and as he walked up to the front door his wife was waiting for him.

"Where is your car?" she wanted to know.

"What do' you mean where is my car?" he countered, mildly.

"I mean that you drove your car to town this morning. What did you do with it?"

"I did?"

Back From Eastern Trip

Carl Hornibrook, sales manager of the Er,r'auna Box Company, Klamath Falls, Ore., has returned from a month's trip in the East where he visited the lumber consuming centers. He spent a few days in Los Angeles and San Francisco while enroute to the mill. He reports that the eastern lumber demand is good.