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up a squirrel. The boy put his left hand in his pocket, pulled out a rock and hit the squirrel right in the head the first throw. The man was amazed. He said:
"Boy, you'd make a great southpaw pitcher."
"What's a southpaw?" the boy asked.
"A left-handed pitcher," said the man.
"But I ain't left-handed, I'm right-handed," said the boy.
"Then why did you kill that squirrel with hand?" asked the man.
"Because when I throw right-handed I tear pieces," said the boy.
5.F. Hoo-Hoo Club to "Gef the Focts" On Wood Promolien-fgbrucry 16
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Tl-re membership of San Francisco Hoo-Hoo Club 9 is urgecl to hold open Tuesday evening, February 16, for a hard-hitting Wood Promotion Panel chairmanned by Al Bell. The meeting, which will be held in the club's own private room at tl-re Leopard cafe, will kick ofi with cocktails at 6:39 p.m., followed by a roast beef dinner supreme at 7 :39 p.m.
In lining up his after-dinner speakers, Chairman Bell has encleavored to brrng tu several representatlve speakers or-r the subject of the big National Wood Promotion Prokers bring in re gram, including authorities from NLMA, CRA and HooHoo Interr.rational's \Atood Promotion chairman, Jack S. Berry of Sacramento.
Dave Davis, himself a past Snark (Rameses 48) will assist Bell in presenting the program, which has been generally designed to bring the members and guests of Club 9 up to clate on what has been accomplished at every level througl-rout the nation on Wood Promotion.
In cor-rcluding the program, Bell and Davis also plan to offer a suggested local program for Club 9 as a means of tying in with the National Wood Promotion Program. In line with local activities, Bell will forecast the tremendous influence that could be put into action through a unified effort or-r the part of all Hoo-Hoo chapters on the North American continent.
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