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Indirect Cussing?

The young minister was an enthusiastic golfer, and played quite frequently with a, foursome of good friends, with whom he was very popular.

A curious friend asked a member of the preacher's foursome whether, with all the things that can happen in golf to test a man's temper, he had ever heard the preacher utter a cuss word.

"No," he said, "as a matter of fact, I never have heard the reverend say a thing unbecoming to his cloth and h'is profession, no matter how great the provocation might be."

Then he thoughtfully added: "I have noticed one thing that I might mention, however. Sometimes when his golf is going all wrong, I have seen him turn his head and spit; AND WHERE HE SPITS THE GRASS NEVER GROWS AGAIN.'' ***

The Bishop was a man who loved his fishing, and often went out with a certain good friend to try his luck with rod and reel. They were fishing in a boat one day, one at each end, when suddenly there was action. When friend said:

"I just had a da,rnn good bite."

And the Bishop said: it ceased, the

"So did I !"

Teco Publishes Wood 'Guideposfs'

Eight specific fields that are "ripe for research and development" are charted for lumber and wood product manufacturers in a new publication, "Guideposts to Wood Markets," just issued by Timber Engineering Cornpany, research affrliate of the National Lumber Manufacturers Association. Particular emphasis is given to developing ways of converting lowgrade lumber and the residuals from logging, sawrnilling, and product manufacture, into new and improved wood products. Copies are available, without charge, from Timber Engineering Company, 1319-18th Street, N.W., Washington, D.C.