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MISER applied at Heaven's gate for admittance. St. Peter asked him what good he had done on earth that would entitle him for admission. He, remembered he had once given fifty cents when a number of people were left homeless and suffering as a result of a great flood. St. Peter asked what other good deeds he had done on earth. Finally he .remembered that he had given twenty-five cents to a poor widow with many needy children when the neighbors took up a collection.

But try as he might the miser could think of no other good work thai he had dol" o., earth. St. Peter said to the Recoriing Angel, "I don't know what to do with this guy. He has done some good. What would you suggest?" And the Recording Angel said, "Well, Peter, I'll tell you what I'd do if I were you: I'd give him back his six bits and let lt* **o to h6il."

A steamship company wired the captain of one of its ships, saying: 'oMove heaven and earth and get here Friday." The captain wired back: 'oRaised hell, and will ge1 there Thursday."

DON'T WORRY

Don't worry if your job is small And your rewards are lew; Remember that the sturdy oak Was once a nut like you.

BY JACK DIONNE

r882-1966

"Children should be taught the facts of life," says a newspaper headline. Yes, indeed. How otherwise can they understand what the movies they see are all about?

Matr Imon Ial

A gentle sow who took recourse To legal craft and lore, Declared "I want a quick divorceMy mate's an awful boar."

A lady sheep who sought the halls Of justice wept "Boo-Hoo! My cruel husband never calls Me anything but'ewe."'

"W'e'll have to partr" the gander sighed, o'It's not the slightest use To try to live with any bride That's such a silly goose."

The stag, however, dropped a tear, And murmured soft and low, "My charming wife?s a little dear, I want to keep my doe!"