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vol. cxlvi, no. 49
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Vandal defaces campaign posters
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Bill would limit access to abortions in R.I. By Morgan Johnson Staff Writer
By David Chung Senior Staff Writer
An unidentified Caucasian male student has been vandalizing the campaign posters of candidates running for positions on the Undergraduate Council of Students, Undergraduate Finance Board and Class Coordinating Boards, according to Ben Farber ’12, UCS vice president and a presidential hopeful. The word “poly-slut” appeared on campaign posters across campus over the past few days, as students began voting Tuesday for next year’s leaders. It is unclear what, if anything, the word means. Elections Board Chair Anthony White ’13 said he first came across a defaced poster at 2 p.m. Tuesday and sent an email to candidates that evening asking them to remain alert for such “disrespectful and completely unacceptable” behavior. White also notified the Department of Public Safety of the developments. Farber witnessed the vandal scribbling the phrase across posters Tuesday. Though Farber confronted the vandal, he did not ask for his name. The vandal appeared continued on page 3
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Despite Spring Weekend’s reputation for debauchery, many students skip the partying for quieter activities.
Hold the foam: passing on Spring Weekend By claire schlessinger Contributing Writer
For many, Spring Weekend heralds a suspension of normal rules and responsibilities before students start to get serious about finals. The weekend often stretches into more of a week, starting with earlier events like Wednesday’s Mr. and Ms. Brown pageant and continuing until the traditional Sunday afternoon performance by Dave Binder on Wriston Quadrangle. Students’ desire to drag out the festivities is well-summarized by the popular “bender till Binder” t-shirts. But this bacchanal is not for everyone. The season brings many other commitments, from competitions to conferences to contemplation to coursework — and some students just choose not to go.
Hell-raising on the Hill
“I don’t like the whole culture of (Spring Weekend),” Brian Lin ’12 said. It “rubs me the wrong way that there’s a week to waste yourself,” he said. Many students approach the event with the attitude that they are so stressed they “need a whole
feature week to be shitfaced,” he said. Lin recalled seeing a student during Spring Weekend stumbling around with her pants down, clearly a “huge mess,” he said, adding that it is hard to imagine how anyone would not be “sickened” by the sight. Even the Encyclopedia Brunoniana politely refers to drinking as “always a traditional part of
Spring Weekend.” But students’ experimentation can take on a bolder dimension. Students for Sensible Drug Policy at Brown offers a testing service to check the purity of ecstasy. The student group’s Facebook event page reads “Spring Weekend’s coming up. Crazy times often come with some colorful pills.” Lin said he feels as though this “week of insanity is a tradition” that encourages many people to partake because they feel it is permissible. Ivayla Ivanova ’11 did not go to Spring Weekend her first two years at Brown. When she went for the first time last year, she said she got a headache from the smoke around her, though the concerts were outdoors. In general, the smell of pot “hits me in the head,” she
medians such as Sarah Silverman. “RISK! is about throwing yourself into the water — going out on a limb,” Allison said. Hosted by the comedy club Out of Bounds, the show featured firstperson tales deftly delivered by professors and students, as well as Allison and Black. The only requirement for the stories was that they relate, however loosely, to this show’s theme of education. What emerged was an eclectic mix of stories that were both playful and poignant, such as one about the wisdom Adam Weinrib ’12 gleaned from a bean-dip-loving Texan cabbie and one about mishaps with a stubborn frog in biology class recounted by Connie Crawford, adjunct lecturer in theater arts and performance studies. All of the stories were charming and provocative individually, but the real fun of the show was seeing where they all intersected. Crawcontinued on page 4
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Comedian Michael Ian Black headlined RISK!’s first college show last night.
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Bad eggs
Contaminated baked goods cause salmonella outbreak Campus News, 3
Black was a part of RISK!, a live show and podcast that allows people to share personal anecdotes. The show, which was staging its first college gig, was created by actor and writer Kevin Allison. After sensing a lack of honesty in his stand-up act, Allison decided to make a forum for people to connect by telling their own true stories. RISK! is usually performed in Los Angeles and New York City, according to the show’s website, and has featured many co-
Likely story Admission letters ease pre-frosh stress campus news, 5
No ROTC
A socialist’s take on the ROTC debate
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“The story I’m about to tell is filled with so many levels of shame, it’s almost unbelievable,” said professional comedian Michael Ian Black Wednesday night in MacMillan 117 before launching into a description of a drug deal that took place at a Buffalo Wild Wings. “I’m not even sure why I’d want to divulge this.”
city & state reduce costs. But Tuesday’s last-minute amendment, added to the state bill by Senate President Teresa Paiva Weed, D-Jamestown and Newport, would prevent women from purchasing insurance plans that cover abortions through Rhode Island’s exchange. Women would instead have to buy separate coverage for abortion. Yesterday, state legislators in the House took up a version of the bill without the controversial amendment. “I signed on when it was a clean version of the bill,” said Sen. Rhoda Perry, D-Providence. Perry chairs the Senate Health and Human Services Committee, which approved the bill before it went to the Senate floor. After learning that the bill’s language places more severe restrictions on abortion access than the federal law does, Perry voted against it. Perry said she feels the legislation will particularly affect the state’s poorest women. Other government officials have also come out against the amendment, including Gov. Lincoln Chafee ’75 P’14 and Lt. Gov. Elizabeth Roberts ’78. Roberts leads the Rhode Island Health Care Reform Commission, which aids the state in implementing health care reform. “She felt the language was unacceptable,” said Roberts’ spokeswoman Maria Tocco. Under an eleventh-hour compromise that paved the way for passage of the federal legislation, private plans offered on the exchanges may cover abortion, but no federal funds can pay for the procedure. Pro-life interest groups that
RISK! conquers campus with first college show By Phoebe nir Arts & Culture Staff Writer
A bill passed in the state Senate last Tuesday would make Rhode Island’s health care exchange one of the most restrictive in terms of abortion access. Called for under federal health care reform, health care exchanges are intended to provide an easy framework to compare and purchase private health care plans. Ideally, the exchange would improve health care coverage, expand access, promote competition and
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