Wednesday, November 12, 2003

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W E D N E S D A Y NOVEMBER 12, 2003

THE BROWN DAILY HERALD Volume CXXXVIII, No. 112

An independent newspaper serving the Brown community since 1891

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Media erupts over staged CNN debate

Comic Ahdoot explores Iranian-Jewish heritage BY ELLEN WERNECKE

When comedian Dan Ahdoot took the stage Tuesday night, no one — terrorists, concerned parents or the furniture — escaped his wit. Starting from a seat in the audience, where he cheered for his own introduction, Ahdoot roared through his hour-long set, entitled “Iranian and Jewish: How Funny is That?” in a hot, stuffed Lower Salomon. “Anyone PC, leave now!” he declared. “You’re all coals, not diamonds.” The Brown Hillel-sponsored Ahdoot spoke candidly about his experience growing up as the child of Iranian Jewish refugees and his own mixed heritage. “I don’t think the (United States) exploits its refugees enough,” Ahdoot said. “I mean, you have the Cuban exiles who swam all the way here, but how many Cubans are on the U.S. Olympic swim team? “The worst is having immigrant parents from a Third World country,” he said. “Oh, a

bucket isn’t good enough for Danny, he must have a TOILET. “I never went to sleep-away camp,” Ahdoot claimed. “I went to belly-dancing camp, and I can’t use that to pick up girls!” As the title of his show suggests, Ahdoot got the most laughs — and the most mileage — from mocking his own contradictory nature. “During the diaspora, a few Jews were accepted into Iran,” he said, explaining his heritage. “My family’s been living there for hundreds of years. “My friends say when I get drunk, I throw rocks at myself,” Ahdoot said. “But in Iran, see, I was circumcised with a scimitar, which is why I’m such a rare breed.” Ahdoot even gleaned jokes from new security regulations. “I was Iranian for 23 years, right until Sept. 11,” Ahdoot said. “Now I’m Puerto Rican. “It’s like airport security’s playing a game — duck, duck, terrorist!” he said. “But I undersee COMIC, page 5

SARS threat not over, Dr. Factor ’85 says BY LELA SPIELBERG

Just because SARS occurrences have become less common in recent months doesn’t mean the world’s battle with the disease is over, Dr. Stephanie Factor ’85 warned Brown students in Starr Auditorium Tuesday night. Factor now works in New York City as the medical director of the Bureau of Direct Emergency Management, a division of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. She traveled to Taiwan last spring with the CDC to help control the SARS epidemic. She spoke about her experiences in Asia and about the severity of the SARS epidemic as part of Asian American History Month. Giving a brief sketch of the progress of the SARS epidemic worldwide, she said Chinese officials first alerted the World Health Organization of the disease in February of 2003. In the previous four months, 305 cases of a pneumonia-like respiratory syndrome had been reported. The symptoms of SARS — fever and respiratory difficulty — are ambiguous, which is probably why it took so long to recognize the disease as something new, Factor said. Yet, in order to contain the disease, SARS must be

diagnosed early in its progression, she said. People who die of SARS usually die after 10 days due to respiratory failure. “One of the things that is so dangerous about the disease,” Factor said, “is that we don’t know exactly how it spreads.” Factor and her colleagues at the CDC think the disease spread through indirect contact of residents at a hotel in China. There, see SARS, page 5

BY SARAH LABRIE

first-year students and another for increased coed housing for upperclassmen. “Gender-blind” means students wouldn’t have to specify their gender when applying for housing, said ResCouncil chair Jesse Goodman ’04. Woodward said transgender first-year students are usually assigned to singles, which can foster segregation when other first-years are living in dou-

Alexandra Trustman ’07 said it wasn’t her idea to ask what one media critic called “the most ridiculed question at CNN’s Rock the Vote.” Her defense, published as an opinions column in The Herald Monday, instantly sparked nationwide scrutiny of the debate and a response from CNN Tuesday morning. Trustman asked eight Democratic presidential candidates whether they preferred Macs or PCs at the Nov. 4 debate held in Boston. In her Herald guest column, she said CNN fed her the question that made her an object of mockery on campus and across the country. National news organizations including the Washington Post and The New York Times picked up the story early Tuesday morning, and CNN quickly issued a statement regretting the incident. “In an attempt to encourage a lighthearted moment in the debate, a CNN producer working with Ms. Trustman clearly went too far. CNN regrets the producers actions,” a CNN spokesman told The Herald. A spokeswoman for CNN told the Los Angeles Times that the incident was isolated and that no other questions had been planted. Trustman’s assertion that CNN planted the debate question has led some to doubt the news network’s integrity in how it handled the debate. Although members of the debate’s audience who were slated to ask questions were notified in advance of the topic they were to address and the order in which they were to speak, it was extremely unusual for the network to actually plant a question,

see RESCOUNCIL, page 5

see CNN, page 4

Gabriella Doob / Herald

Comedian Dan Ahdoot, a freelance writer for Comedy Central’s "Crank Yankers," took the stage of Salomon Tuesday night, cracking jokes about his Iranian-Jewish heritage.

ResCouncil discusses transgender housing ResCouncil heard two proposals dealing with gender issues in on-campus housing during its meeting Tuesday. Transgender students are sometimes uncomfortable in traditional dorm situations, and Brown should provide alternative housing options for them, said Luke Woodward ’04, a representative from the Queer Alliance. Woodward presented two proposals, one for the creation of “gender-blind” housing for

New online registration could impact University culture Online course registration may come at the expense of the New Curriculum, faculty argued at a College Curriculum Council meeting Tuesday. The CCC devoted most of its meeting to discussing the planned Enterprise online registration system and its potential to undermine Brown’s academic culture. University Registrar Michael Pesta told the CCC that the Enterprise system will enforce prerequisites and cap limited-enrollment courses, while giving professors overrides on both, and without incurring extra charges to the University. “The question is, do we change the business or the system?” Pesta asked.

The committee acknowledged that the implementation of the new system could engender change outside of automation, such as altering the length of the shopping period and other deadlines. CCC members acknowledged the necessity of a shopping period, but questioned some students’ methods. “Shopping is chaos,” said Paul Armstrong, dean of the college. “But I understand that students want to maintain the ability to see courses in action.” “Since choice is so important to what we’re about, it should be designed to give students as much information as possible,” he said. Assistant Professor of Hispanic Studies

I N S I D E W E D N E S D AY, N O V E M B E R 1 2 , 2 0 0 3 President of Hampton U. orders newspapers burned after cafeteria controversy metro, page 3

Community policing at Yale is labor intensive but works: crime down 57 percent since 1990 metro, page 3

Underage drinking does lead to violence on campus, Frances Mandak says column, page 7

Christopher Conway said he was reluctant to change the “Brown culture” that shopping entails, but that his experiences had not been very good. “Students shop intensely and in a weird way,” he said. “A student will come to me for a signature and then not appear in class for the next two weeks.” Associate Professor of Chemistry William Suggs argued against a stricter enforcement of deadlines in registration. “The essence of Brown is that everything is negotiable,” Suggs said. “By making a lot of hard and fast deadlines, we’re making a large see CCC, page 4

TO D AY ’ S F O R E C A S T Peace in Sri Lanka depends on ending power struggle, Iyengar ’05 says column, page 7

Volleyball loses three games to Harvard, comes close vs. Dartmouth sports, page 8

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