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GRAY MATTERS AYN RAND WRITES THE BABY-SITTERS CLUB? DEAR GOD, YES. Ayn Rand was a philosopher in the same way the Hamburglar was a gourmet chef. Rand’s works of fiction read like Bill O’Reilly but are longer and include less sex and violence. They’re vehicles for her philosophy of “objectivism,” which could be summarized as a synthesis of John Locke and Cliven Bundy, but with fewer scruples. While most responsible parents keep Rand’s books far from the hands of impressionable kids, Mallory Ortberg, founder of website The Toast (the-toast.net), wondered how Rand would bloviate on children’s literature. “When I say that I am the [Baby-Sitters Club] and the BSC is me, I mean that the others are merely instruments for carrying out my decisions. I am the will, they the body. You might call them useful tools,” muses Kristy Thomas, narrator of “Ayn Rand’s The Baby-Sitters Club,” as Ayn Rand Does Kids Lit penned by Ortberg. the-toast.net Ortberg has composed a handful of selections from popular children’s books as if they’d been written by Rand. Other titles include “Ayn Rand’s You’ve Got Mail,” “Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” and “Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.” For still more clever jabs, try out “Ayn Rand Reviews Children’s Books,” in which the stone-hearted dame of libertarianism weighs in on such classics as The Giver and the Encyclopedia Brown series. All of it can be found for free at the-toast.net, which probably has Rand spinning in her grave. —Harrison Berry BOISE WEEKLY.COM
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ANTIQUE REVERSE PAINTING ON GLASS Lovely piece antique frame, reverse painting on glass. c1930’s castle in Germany on the Danube River. A must stop and see at: ATOMIC TREASURES 409 S. 8th Boise. Open Tuesday-Saturday 11ish to 5ish. KESH KOUTURE THRIFT BOUTIQUE Not your average thrift store. We consign local arts & crafts. 4948 Morris Hill Rd. Checkout our Facebook page! QUE PASA Come and enjoy the best in Mexican expression! Thousands of items from Mexican master craftsmen. Sterling silver, pottery, blown glass, Talavera, Dragons , Fairies, Mermaids, and Day of The Dead. 409 S. 8th St. Between Broad and Myrtle.
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Call Boise Weekly to advertise your Yard Sale. 4 lines of text and a free Yard Sale kit for an unbeatable price of $20. Kit includes 3 large signs, pricing stickers, success tips and checklist. Extra signs avail. for purchase. Call Boise Weekly by 10 AM on Monday to post your Yard Sale for the next edition. 344-2055. JUMBLE RUMMAGE SALE St. Michael’s Cathedral Annual Rummage Sale. 518 N. 8th St., between State & Washington streets. Near the downtown market. June 12th: noon-6pm and June 13th: 8am-4pm.
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