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’m moving house this weekend. I hate This one is obvious, right? moving, but I look at it from two perspectives. One; I will have to dismantle half my shit and try my absolute hardest not to break it in the process but due to having zero patience Whether you care a lot or a little about with anything the inevitable will happen, how you dress, let’s touch on a few things: which means I’ll have to fork out more money for crap I already had. Flat-soled slip-ons, snapback hats, polos, And two; it means some less-fortunate people cargo pants, washed denim, yellow clothes are going to get some clothes that I thought in general, suspenders, white loafers and would be the peak of cool when I saw them. denim vests are all clothing articles that How horribly wrong I was. should be donated/sacrificed to the gods Over the past year my fashion mistakes straight away. They’re all done, played out, consist of mustard yellow pants, burnt orange and sure they might make a come back, corduroys, red runners, fluro blue runners but for now they’re gone, so put your (not so much a mistake I just never exercise), wardrobe out of it’s misery. fake optical glasses, and a dip-dyed pink polo shirt. Yep, you read right. Camouflage pattern rears it’s head every On the models these all looked like 10 years or so, but is now disappearing great items to purchase, and I always left the again after being seen on everything and store thinking, ‘Geez, I am gonna kill it!’ Exeveryone over the last two years. cept this never happened and I would always go back home and realise that those geniuses in marketing had gotten another victim. 28