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THE SPEED ELIMINATES THE LEARNING, ENGAGEMENT, AND BELONGING DEPARTMENT
BY: DEBRA MURRAY
Louisville’s Speed Art Museum has eliminated the Learning, Engagement and Belonging department, resulting in the elimination of nine total employees’ positions, and a change in their education programming.
The department elimination happened as a result of financial pressures placed on the Speed.
In September, the Speed’s Board of Trustees approved their fiscal year budget for 2026, which reduced the operating expenses by “nearly 30%” compared to the year before, according to Kim Butterweck, Director of Communications and Marketing for the Speed Art Museum in Louisville. The museum’s 2026 fiscal year began on Oct. 1, 2026.
Due to the budget limitations, the Speed leadership has to protect non-negotiables, such as security, building maintenance and collection care.
“Like many cultural institutions nationwide, the Speed is navigating financial pressures from rising costs, shifts in philanthropic giving, and long-term changes in attendance following the pandemic,” The statement on the Speed’s website said.
The educational and community programs –including school partnerships, tours, and family events – were housed within the Learning, Engagement and Belonging department. As a result of this elimination, some programs will be organized by other departments and in “adapted forms,” Butterweck explained.
The Speed’s interactive gallery, Art Sparks, will remain open and school tours of the museum will return after a review of safe implementation.
The Speed’s Curatorial Department is developing programming to connect audiences to their collections, exhibitions, Speed Cinema, and local and regional artists’ works.
“Education and community engagement remain central to our mission. The way we deliver them is evolving, but our commitment has not changed. We must adapt to today’s economic realities to ensure the Speed continues to serve the Commonwealth of Kentucky for generations to come,” the statement said.
In addition to budget cuts affecting the Speed Art Museum, the Speed Workers Union secure:
• 1 and a half weeks of pay per year of service, health benefits continued through Sept. 30, 2026.
• Payout of all unused vacation time for 2025 and any vacation time that had been rolled over from 2024.
• Letters of recommendations for employees impacted by budget cuts.
• Reciprocal memberships through July 2027.
• Retention of original hire dates if any employees affected by budgets cuts are rehired by the Speed within three years.
The union shared this in a post on their Instagram.
Of the nine employees affected by the department elimination, seven were members of the Speed Workers Union.
The list of the employees affected and the entire statement is available on the Speed Art Museum’s website.
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Volunteer Opportunities Around the 502
Looking to make a difference this season? From walking pups to planting trees, here are dozens of ways to lend a hand and connect with your community this fall.
ANIMALS + WILDLIFE
GRRAND (Golden Retriever Rescue and Adoption of Needy Dogs)
Walk, transport, or foster dogs who are getting a second chance at life. Volunteers (over the age of 18) can join animal care teams that assist with anything from daily walks to veterinary visits for these adorable puppies.
Louisville Animal Care Society
Turn your love of animals into action by socializing, exercising or fostering shelter pets. Volunteers (16+) can help with adoption events, fundraising, and community engagement; no more than two hours of work are needed.
Kentucky Humane Society
Whether you’re cuddling cats at Purrfect Day Café or
supporting Willow Hope Farm, there are countless ways to help. You can apply directly through the volunteer site to share your special talents, such as event planning or photography.
Louisville Zoo
Opportunities include showing visitors around exhibitions and helping with horticulture and animal care. Everyone is welcome, but be sure to check the Zoo’s website for seasonal sign-ups.
Alley Cat Advocates
Participate in trap-neuter-return initiatives, assist with rehabilitation, or provide backstage support to help Louisville’s stray cats lead healthier lives. There are also positions in teaching, outreach, and administration.
PEOPLE + COMMUNITY
Down Syndrome of Louisville
Make connections that matter by joining weekly or monthly activities like dance crews, social events, and
language support. Virtual volunteers are also needed for thank-you notes and database updates.
Harbor House of Louisville
Empower adults with disabilities by assisting with classes, serving as an ambassador or helping out at community events like the Ken-Ducky Derby. Volunteers of all experience levels are welcome.
Visually Impaired Preschool Services (VIPS)
Support young children with vision loss through hands-on or creative work—help at events, assemble welcome kits, or craft specialized classroom items requested by teachers.
Louisville Urban League
Serve as a mentor, workshop facilitator, or committee member at this civil rights-driven organization. LUL offers ongoing and “pop-up” volunteer opportunities to advance equity and empowerment in the city.
Asia Institute – Crane House
Celebrate Asian culture and heritage in Kentucky by volunteering at cultural events, assisting with educational
programs, or even learning the art of lion dancing as part of their heritage programs.
Big Table
This massive community potluck is all about connection. Volunteer as a table host to spark conversation and community—either in person or virtually during one of their year-round events.
Louisville Parks & Recreation
Love the outdoors? Volunteer as a park ambassador, help with landscaping and cleanup, or support community center programs and events across Louisville’s 120+ parks.
ENVIRONMENT + SUSTAINABILITY
Louisville Grows
Join the “citizen forester” movement by planting trees, tending gardens, or leading a neighborhood sustainability project. Individual and group opportunities are available.
TreesLouisville
Help restore the city’s tree canopy as a Canopy Corps volunteer—flexible, hands-on shifts for anyone who wants to make Louisville a little greener.
Louisville Nature Center
Work among the trees at Beargrass Creek State Nature Preserve, maintaining trails and habitats, or help lead educational programs for visiting students.
Waterfront Park
Keep one of Louisville’s most beloved spaces looking beautiful by volunteering for planting days, cleanup projects, or maintenance work—especially after flooding events.
Brightside, Inc.
Join citywide cleanups and tree-planting efforts to help keep Louisville clean and vibrant. Brightside offers frequent one-day and group volunteer opportunities.
FOOD + HOUSING
Dare to Care Food Bank
Fight hunger at one of Dare to Care’s 300 partner pantries, sort donations in the warehouse, or distribute meals at community kitchens and mobile markets.
Metro United Way
Support equitable access to education, housing, and healthcare in Metro United Way’s seven-county region. Volunteers are needed for tutoring, landscaping, supply drives, and more.
Wayside Christian Mission
Provide shelter and support to Louisville’s unhoused population by serving meals, teaching job skills, or offering administrative help.
Teach someone new how to swim at Central Adult Learn-to-Swim. Central Adult Learn-to-Swim Facebook page
Feed Louisville
Join the fight against hunger by helping prepare or distribute 1,000+ meals made daily at Feed Louisville’s Portland kitchen. Kitchen, outreach, and delivery shifts are available weekdays and evenings.
The Table
Volunteer for a shift at this pay-what-you-can restaurant in Portland, where every meal helps nourish the community. Opportunities include serving, cooking, and assisting guests.
New Directions Housing Corporation
Support affordable housing and home repairs in Louisville’s West End. Volunteers can help with building maintenance, community events, or neighborhood engagement efforts.
EDUCATION + ARTS
Big Brothers Big Sisters of Kentuckiana
Change a young person’s life through one-on-one mentorship. Volunteers are paired with a “Little” and receive ongoing support from Match Specialists to ensure lasting success.
Family Scholar House
Help single parents and families achieve self-sufficiency through education. Volunteer by hosting donation drives (think diapers, winter wear, pantry goods) or writing notes of encouragement.
Central Adult Learn-to-Swim
Teach an essential life skill — or support those who do. Volunteers can help organize registration, distribute snacks and drinks, or handle clerical duties at swim events.
Conrad-Caldwell House Museum
Step inside one of Louisville’s architectural gems. Volunteers are needed as docents, maintenance helpers, and event assistants to preserve this historic Old Louisville treasure.
Actors Theatre of Louisville
Get a behind-the-scenes look at Louisville’s premier stage by ushering performances, assisting guests, or supporting special events throughout the season.
Polar bear at the Louisville Zoo. Louisville Zoo
EAT, DRINK AND SEE IN THIS WEEK’S STAFF PICKS
NOVEMBER 8TH & 22ND
The Dinner Detective: Game Over Tempo by Hilton NuLu | All ages |Ticket Prices Vary | thedinnerdetective.com/louisville
Prepare for an evening of intrigue, comedy, and a delicious meal! The Dinner Detective presents its acclaimed murder mystery dinner show in Louisville. This isn’t your typical show; their actors are embedded within the audience, meaning anyone (even you) could be part of the unfolding mystery. Enjoy a full-plated dinner while experiencing unexpected plot twists, interactive humor, and a thrilling case to crack. With no stage or costumes, the mystery envelops you, guaranteeing engagement from beginning to end. Audience participation and surprises ensure each show is a unique and memorable event. Solve the crime and savor a night of laughter and suspense.
November 14 - January 3rd
Lights Under Louisville Louisville Mega Cavern | All ages |Ticket Prices Vary | lightsunderlouisville.com/
Louisville Mega Cavern and 5/3rd Bank present Lights Under Louisville, a beloved holiday tradition that’s not to be missed. With over 7 million points of light illuminating the cavern’s vast spaces everywhere, this underground wonderland offers a truly unique holiday experience. Explore themed displays, encounter some of your favorite characters, holiday music, lasers, and so much more… Whether you’re a longtime fan or a first-time visitor, Lights Under Louisville is sure to create lasting memories for the whole family. Don’t miss your chance to experience Lights Under Louisville this season! Only open from November to January of each year, this exclusive light-up tour is the only underground Christmas light show in the world. LEO PRO TIP: Go during the morning or early afternoon hours - the cavern is dark at all times and there is a fraction of traffic there (and remember they are a no cash facility!).
NOVEMBER 10-16
Louisville Pizza Week
All Around Louisville & Southern Indiana | All ages | louisvillepizzaweek.com/
$10 pizzas from Louisville’s most popular pizza joints! Louisville Pizza Week is seven days of paying homage to all things ‘za, no matter how you slice it. Each participating restaurant will bake up their own spin on the wheel - from signature pies to secret menu specialties and more. 2025 Pizza Week Passports will be available at our Pizza Week Kick-Off (November 6th at Noble Funk) and Passport Pickup Event! Participants can pick up that night or print at home and collect stamps at participating locations throughout the week! Collect at least 4 stamps and be eligible for gift card prizes and swag!
November 15
Division 8 Train Show & Sale
Holy Family Parish Saffin Center | All ages |$6 | div8-mcr-nmra.org/site/html/trainshow.html
On Saturday, November 15, 2025, from 10:00 AM to 3:00 PM, Holy Family Parish Saffin Center at 3938 Poplar Level Rd, Louisville, KY 40213 will host an event featuring model trains in all scales. The event will include operating layouts and displays, retail sales with over 100 dealer tables, model railroad education, and an opportunity to join the NMRA (National Model Railroad Association). Attendees can also enjoy hourly door prizes, great food and beverages, and free parking. Admission is $6.00 per person, with children 12 and under free with an adult. The event is sponsored by the National Model Railroad Association Division 8 - Mid Central Region.
NOVEMBER 13-15
North American Championship Rodeo
Freedom Hall | All ages | $7 and up | livestockexpo.org/rodeo
Get ready for rodeo action like never before! Held at historic Freedom Hall, this high-energy event is part of the North American International Livestock Exposition (NAILE) and brings the best of rodeo sport to Louisville. The lineup includes: Heartpounding bull riding, thrilling team roping, lightning-fast women’s barrel racing, crowd-favorite rodeo clowns keeping the laughs rolling, and plenty more rodeo action to keep you on the edge of your seat! Whether you’re a lifelong rodeo fan or just looking for an unforgettable night of family-friendly excitement, Freedom Hall is the place to be.
November 18
Holiday Spirited Soiree
Angel’s Envy Distillery | All ages (there are children/ minor tickets available) |$35+ | angelsenvy.com/us/en/events-celebrations/
Begin your evening with a welcome cocktail, followed by a progressive whiskey tasting thoughtfully paired with seasonal small bites. Browse a curated selection of offerings from local vendors and explore our exclusive Lincoln Cocktail Gift Set. Take advantage of complimentary bottle engraving with any bottle purchase and enjoy 20% off Angel’s Envy merchandise and apparel, perfect for holiday gifting. From 6–7 PM, meet Master Distiller Owen Martin for personalized bottle signings. Attendees of the Holiday Spirited Soirée will also have the exclusive chance to purchase our limited-edition Angel’s Envy Single Barrel Bourbon Finished in Sauternes Wine Barrels, featuring a “Making Spirits Bright” holiday label, available only at this event. Elevate your experience with a VIP ticket for an additional tasting in Bar Ten/10, including rare pours from the Angel’s Envy archives.
November 18
Holiday Ceramics Workshop
KMAC | Adults only | $40+ | kmacmuseum.org/ adult-workshops
Just in time for the festive holiday season, KMAC invites you to unleash your inner artist and discover the joy of working with clay! Join experienced KMAC educators for an engaging workshop designed to teach you a variety of exciting techniques for decorating clay surfaces. Whether you’re a complete beginner eager to try something new or an experienced crafter looking for a fun and creative outlet, this workshop promises an inspiring and rewarding experience. In this hands-on workshop, participants will have the exciting opportunity to craft a range of personalized clay pieces, perfect for gifting or decorating your own home. It’s also ideal for anyone who simply wants to enjoy a day of creative expression and have fun with clay!
November 28
Paristown | All ages | Prices Vary | paristown.com/fetedenoel
Paristown’s annual Fête De Noël Winter Holiday Festival, a highly anticipated six-week event, is set to transform the vibrant Paristown neighborhood into a magical winter wonderland starting in November 2025. Throughout the Fête De Noël, guests can indulge in a variety of culinary delights, from warm beverages and snacks to heartier meals, ensuring that every palate is satisfied. The festival encourages visitors to skate, shop, eat, and drink, all within the charming and historic backdrop of Paristown. It’s an immersive experience designed to create lasting holiday memories and truly capture the spirit of the season.
November 22
Fall Kentucky Plant Show
Norton Healthcare Sports & Learning Center | All ages | $10 cash, $12 card | facebook.com/events/1428762918121902
Welcome to a houseplant lover’s paradise! Plants, plants, and more plants, covering 30,000 sqft at the Norton Healthcare Sports & Learning Center in Louisville, KY on November 22nd 2025! We feature a variety of common, uncommon, and rare plants. Whether you are a seasoned plant parent looking for your next wish list plant or a new plant enthusiast - we have something for you. 15 and under are always FREE. GA is open 10am-4pm. Paid parking on site. Food on site!
November 28 - December 30
NuLu Jinglefest
East Market District | All ages | FREE | nulu.org/jingle
Join the NuLu Business Association for NuLu Jingle Fest on Saturday, November 15, 11:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. Shelby Street between E. Market Street & Jefferson Street will be closed for festive programming and live music, while visitors enjoy special sales and holiday-themed activities from NuLu businesses, including: Live Holiday Music, Holiday Photo Booth, Wreath Making Classes, Mr. & Mrs. Claus, Kids Activities, Cookie Decorating, Snow Globe Cupcakes, Face Painting, Petting Zoo, Mobile Bar & More! Come enjoy live music, food & drink, and family fun for all ages. The event is free and open to the public. Please no pets, service animals only.
November 22 - January 3
Christmas At Kentucky Kingdom Kentucky Kingdom | All ages | Prices Vary | kentuckykingdom. com/explore-the-park/festivals-events/christmas/
We’re dreaming of a white, bright and glowing Christmas this season at Kentucky Kingdom, Louisville’s Family Theme & Water Park! Get ready to immerse yourself in the magic of the season among dazzling displays of over 1.5 MILLION lights, over 300 Christmas trees and holiday decor as far as the eye can see. Take your experience to new heights on the LARGEST snow tubing hill in Kentucky, racing down a 175-foot-long hill covered in real snow. Create family memories, including meeting the Most Famous Reindeer of all and SO much more! From rides and entertainment to larger than life snowy and bright delights, plan your can’t-miss family holiday tradition during our longest, brightest, and jolliest part of the season! This celebration is included with your Daily Admission or Season Pass admission.
December 6
Bardstown Road AGlow
Bardstown Road - Highlands | All ages | FREE | bardstownroadaglow.org/
Step into the holiday spirit and join the Highlands Commerce Guild for the milestone 40th annual Bardstown Road Aglow, a favorite Louisville tradition, taking place on Saturday, December 6, 2025. This year’s festivities promise an extended day of cheer, kicking off at noon and continuing until 10 p.m., offering ample time for everyone to soak in the magical atmosphere. Bardstown Road Aglow is more than just a celebration; it’s a vital community event dedicated to supporting local businesses. This festive extravaganza plays a crucial role in boosting holiday sales for the diverse array of restaurants and shops nestled in the vibrant Highlands neighborhood. Organized with care by the Highland Commerce Guild, Aglow has consistently been the largest night of commerce of the year for Highlands-area merchants since its inception.
Fête de Noël
BEHIND THE SCENES OF THE WHENEVER SHOW WITH DONNIE VAGRANT
“It’s just a big party that somehow produces a talk show.”
BY JEFF POLK
“Hey dude! Ya know I’m doing a talk show these days?” read the text from Donnie Castle (a.k.a. Donnie Vagrant). If you’ve been around the Louisville punk scene at any point over the last almost three decades, you should know who he is. If he’s not in a band playing at a local punk show, then he’ll most likely be there in the crowd supporting the bands that are playing. I’ve known him since his days in local punk band The Vagrants (hence the last name), back in the late 90s. Since then, he’s been in a slew of Louisville punk bands, including (but not limited to) Put Up Yer Dukes, Living Dead Brigade, The Sickies, and such awesomely-named bands as Fart Sandwich 4some, Johnny Turd and the Commodes, and, of course, The Asscheeks. Lately, he’s been tearing it up as frontman for The Response, and just debuted a second band called PigRoast earlier this month. To say he brings character to his duties as a vocalist is an understatement. Whatever it takes to make you pay attention while he’s onstage, he’s not above doing it. There is no shame or embarrassment involved. So, who is more fitting to host a talk show? It’s practically what he was born to do!
“Anyhoo,” the text continued, “I’m rounding up guests and thought a writer from LEO would class the joint up a bit.” While I don’t agree with the “classing it up a bit” part because, well, it’s me he’s talking about, I was down for it. I had been on his previous podcast, Partners and Pals, a few times, which he co-hosted with The Response bandmate Sean Magnum, so my thought was it would be a similar setup (sitting in a small room with maybe another person or two and recording the show). So the date was set, and I would be appearing on the third episode of the first season. Shortly after I’m booked, the first episode comes out, followed by the second episode a couple of weeks later. And this is nothing like what I was expecting; not at all. It’s bigger and better than I had imagined.
What exactly is The Whenever Show with Donnie Vagrant, you ask? It’s billed as “Louisville, KY’s first and only DIY punk rock talk show.” Episodes usually run around 45 minutes each (as of this writing, there are six episodes available for streaming). It follows a typical late night talk show format with an opening monologue, interviews, skits, live music, and show segments such as the reoccurring “Man on the Street,” a pre-taped bit in which interviewer Micah Deramus talks with random people about a variety of topics, (the “Man on the Street” segment in season 1, episode 3 which features OVW wrestlers giving Donnie
chops across his bare chest is a must-watch!)
Guests so far, (aside from myself), have included local scene documentarian and filmmaker Beau Kaelin (better known as Señor Diablo), Shitfire guitarist and solo artist Cadillac Young, artist Rick Gideons of Fifty Eleven Media (who’s story I had the honor of telling in LEO Weekly), local drag legends Jules and Urine Lux, The Response guitarist Sean Magnum, creepy clown Morbo Kloon, and YouTuber Fist of the Dog Medicine.
Local punk band Mommy’s Cigarettes generally serves as the house band, playing the show’s lead-in as well as taking the show out for “commercial breaks” (usually a pre-filmed skit or feature), then back in from the breaks.
In addition, each show also features a special musical guest who performs. So far, local punk rock bands Plague IX, The Wholigans, Bug Bot, Goose Hydra, and Shock Probation have all played on the show.
There is also a running gag where, whenever the phrase “Man on the Street” is mentioned, the band set up at that moment has to immediately play the “Man on the Street” theme, which basically consists of yelling “Man on the Street! Man on the Street!” in rapid-fire concession. I managed to catch Bug Bot off guard with one during the episode we’re on.
In the middle of it all is Donnie Vagrant, the show’s namesake and host. A grizzled-looking dude with a long gray beard, neatly styled hair, and generally clad in a local band shirt and/ or a tacky, baggy, outdated suit. Donnie looks like a cross between a talk show host and, well,
quite frankly, an actual vagrant. Although there is some discussion beforehand on what he’s going to talk about, the show is pretty much ad-libbed and off-the-cuff with Donnie telling jokes and stories, asking questions, conversing with and getting good-natured shit from the guests, bands, and crew. And it works because Donnie is open, honest, interesting, funny, and has a way of making you feel like you’ve known him for years, even if you’ve never met him before. It’s a strange kind of charisma that pulls you in and keeps you watching. And that’s the thing to note here: Donnie Vagrant isn’t a character he’s created and is playing up for the camera; this is 100% his authentic self. Contrary to Walter Sobchak’s line in The Big Lebowski, this Donnie is most definitely in his element.
It’s all filmed at The Rosetta Chapel, a uniquely decorated DIY space on 20th Street in the Portland neighborhood. The main room, where the show is taped, is fairly spacious given that this is, essentially, a house that has been partially converted into an event space. Upon walking in for the taping, I was surprised to see that this was no one-man show being filmed on an iPhone. In fact, there is a small crew of people working behind the scenes here with much more equipment than I had expected to see.
Aside from host/writer Donnie Vagrant, the show is put together by Steven Harper (Stage Manager and Show Coordinator), Deavon DeShazo (Editor/Cameraman/Audio Engineer), “Man on the Street” interviewer Micah Deramus,
Cassidy Pfefferkorn (Photographer/Camera person), Brian McAtee (“Action Cam”), Mary Schutte (Executive Assistant/Scheduling/ Booking), and Rosetta Chapel owner/operator Daniel Barber, who also handles show introductions and puppet duties. Rick Gideons of Fifty Eleven Media has also provided several skits and videos for the show, in addition to serving as the guest on episode four. During the taping of episode three, on which I guest, The Rosetta Chapel was sweltering inside due to the dry July heat, yet the crew was upbeat and joking with one another, giving the scene here a close-knit group kind of vibe. These aren’t people just thrown together to create a show; they are all friends. But at the same time, they are also focused and very serious about doing their jobs and making the best show they can.
To get a better understanding of this whole operation and how it came to be, LEO Weekly interviewed the majority of the crew, (we were not able to get Brian McAtee or Daniel Barber, unfortunately), and here’s what they had to say.
What happened with the Partners & Pals podcast?
Donnie Vagrant: We had been going for about six years, and I guess we just felt like we’d interviewed everybody already. It was just time to move on. But P&P still collaborate on New Year’s Prag Night – the punk and drag New Year’s Eve party at Air Devil’s Inn…shameless plug.
How did the idea for The Whenever Show with Donnie Vagrant come about?
DV: When we decided to end the podcast, I knew I needed to do something to fill that need to do some sort of media. I’ve always wanted to do a late-night-style talk show, and I decided fuck it, let’s see what I can do. Luckily, I found the most awesome crew that makes this a reality. I was originally gonna call it Late Night Show with Donnie Vagrant, but since it airs on YouTube, you can watch it whenever, so that’s how that happened.
Steven Harper: I have known Donnie for about 35 years. As teenagers, we loved staying up late to watch David Letterman back in the 90s and always talked about how awesome it would be to do a show like that with Donnie as the front man, and I originally envisioned myself as more of a Paul Shaffer type of person. As we grew up, raised families, and got to a point where we had the time to do it, Donnie presented me with the idea. I was instantly smitten with it as it was always a dream for him, and I knew he could make it work.
When I was on the show, you seemed to have everything together and knew exactly where and when things needed to happen. Do you have any background in stage management and/or directing, or are you just successfully winging it?
SH: Short answer is “Successfully winging it,” lol! I am a big fan of theater, both film and stage. After years of watching all kinds of “Behind the Scenes” stuff, I looked at it like it is the other side of any film or play. The audience sees the finished work, but they rarely see all the work that goes on behind the scenes in making the thing they are watching and enjoying. I found this magical and always wanted to do this kind of work. The Whenever Show presented me with the perfect opportunity to do my part to help bring Donnie’s vision to life.
Who came up with the “Man on the Street” segment, and how did you get involved with it?
Micah Deramus: I will say Donnie and Deavon. The show has always been a dream of Donnie’s, and when Deavon said he’d be a cameraman and editor, he texted me saying they wanted to do street interviews. I was the first to come to mind. I said “Hell yeah,” and the rest is history.
Walk me through the process of how the planning goes for each show.
DV: I have a mental list of guests in my head, and luckily, I’m friends with a lot of talented people, so that makes it easy. To be real, everything happens like a bipolar tornado. I am only able to make anything happen because Steven or Deavon will be like, “What’s up with such and such?” And I go “Oh fuck,” and then there it is!
SH: A lot of people come to us wanting to be on the show, but Donnie vets them all. We all pitch in on skit and/or segment ideas and see what Donnie gets excited about to know if we have a winner or not. Some make it, some do not: it depends on the flow. The crew has jokingly called me the “Adult” of the show, as I am usually the voice of reason for things that are a no-go or need a second thought. 99% of all the writing is ad-lib, as this is where Donnie seems to do the best. You can often hear me yelling stuff in the background of the shows in an effort to either coax more out of him, reminders to stay on track, or to move on to the next bit. We always do a pre-show meeting right before recording so that I can lay out the flow of the show, give reminders to the camera folks about hitting marks, and give a general rundown of the monologue and at-the-desk moments.
Deavon DeShazo: Personally, I have my show kit always ready to go. I grab Donnie, beer if I’m not dead broke, then off to Rosetta to set up my camera/lights/audio recording equipment. It’s just a big party that somehow produces a talk show.
MD: For the days of taping at Rosetta Chapel, we all shoot the breeze, have a brief meeting on the lineup, and get it done. For my segment, since they’re on my off days, I hit up Deavon and Donnie for the time and location, get dressed, ride out with them, and hit the streets with a little liquid pep.
Cassidy Pfefferkorn: When I get there, I make sure my filming camera is set up and the lighting works with it, then take some test photos. Mary Schutte: I meet with Donnie to sort out the dates and deadlines for everyone on the show. I write out schedules and communicate with the crew whatever Donnie needs communicated.
Has anything crazy/funny/unexpected happened during the show?
DV: Constantly! One that is funny and sticks out for me was the second episode. We had to be there at 5:30 p.m. Deavon and I were hanging out at my place, and Deavon’s really good with being like, “Hey, we should probably get going.” And I’m really bad with, “We’ll be fine.” Anyway, it’s about 5 or maybe a little after; I go to grab my stuff, and a couple of minutes later, Deavon comes in and is like, “Dude, we don’t have (some piece of equipment we needed for filming)!” So now we’re both in a fucking panic. We find out Doo Wop Shop has it, and luckily Deavon had the cash, but we have 20 minutes to get from Hillview to The Highlands and then to the Portland neighborhood [where The Rosetta Chapel is located]. We are not going to make it. Plus, did I mention its rush hour? Anyway, I’m able to naturally fall into character because
I can’t do the show as a panicked late guy, so I just embrace it. So while we’re in Doo Wop, Deavon is still stressed, but I’m goofing with synthesizers and shit, and I can tell he’s got the look on his face like “You fucking idiot! We are so fucking behind, and you’re pulling me away from getting this done so you can badly play shit for me?” But I told him it was fine because Steven was holding everything down, and it was all good. Just dumb shit like that happens to us all the time.
SH: All the ones I can think of involve me having “mini-panic” moments behind the scenes. Fists of the Dog Medicine was one of our first guests. He breaks all kinds of things over his shins and with his hands, and he is pretty bad ass! When he started breaking bats and wood planks, though, they went flying all over the place and came really close to breaking windows and smacking into cameras and people. It looks great on film, but behind the camera, I was in full-on panic mode.
DD: I think every show has had funny/unexpected moments. Anytime Donnie fucks something up and wants me to remove it, I keep it in because it’s what makes us so goddamn funny.
MD: The very first time [recording the “Man on the Street” segment] was rough. For the 6 interviews we recorded, we were rejected
maybe 10 times. Yet the last interview’s bit was very heartfelt and got to me and still does. The most unexpected thing for me was the third episode, which was all of the OVW interviews. Originally, we planned to walk downtown to ask random people, and then we saw the wrestling stuff, [OVW was doing a cross-promotion with White Castle], and then thought, “Why not ask the wrestlers?” Almost everyone we asked said yes, and we got our best one yet. MS: Every show is crazy, honestly. There’s now a running Sopranos joke among us after a band member told a gabagool joke.
What are your favorite things about the show?
DV: So much, but definitely the crew. They really want me and this show to be a successful endeavor, and they busy their asses. Doing the show is so damn surreal, and basically it’s just me talking to my friends and some of my favorite Louisville bands providing the soundtrack. SH: This is a hard question. I love the excitement that the crew puts into this project. There are no egos here, and it is all about making the best show for Donnie that we can do. I have watched everyone get better over time and learn from things that did not work. It’s a weird ‘Proud Dad’ moment to watch Deavon increase his skills and learn new things at editing, or
see the beauty and art that Cassidy puts into her photos and videos to capture the moments. Personally, my favorite part is right before Donnie comes out on stage at the beginning of the show; it’s my GET HYPE moment with Donnie. I make sure he looks his absolute punk hunk, high-class-trash self. The theme music starts playing, and Donnie and I are staring at each other, getting excited. We are yelling at each other things like, “This is THE moment” or “Show the world who Donnie Vagrant is!” and other motivational stuff like that.
DD: My favorite part of the show isn’t about the show itself, rather getting to party with a full house of people I love and respect in our little cut of the local punk scene.
MD: Just hanging around friends and having something to do, love all the bands we have, learning and meeting the guests.
CP: I’d say I have two favorite things: the first is getting to practice my craft as a photographer, given it’s something I’m working towards as a permanent job. The second is that I love how much this show makes me smile. After each show, I’m on the porch laughing and enjoying conversations, and I think to myself, “Shit, I’ve got some pretty great people in my life.”
then again, having fun with your friends, just creating anything, is rewarding in its own way, and that can’t be replicated.
MD: Hardest, I would say, is booking and the street interviews. With booking, things come up, or it’s just a bad week to shoot. Scheduling has gotten better, but the first few episodes we did live up to the show’s name. The street interviews are like lightning in a bottle: the final product is great, but it’s a process. As mentioned before, for the 6-7 interviews we tape, we get declined 10-12 times. Labor of love, as they say.
CP: I can get overwhelmed easily in big crowds of people with multiple things going on at once. At first, it made my head spin a little, but it put me out of my comfort zone, and I’ve been able to overcome some of that.
MS: I would say the most challenging aspect is wrangling a bunch of punks!
What kind of things are you hoping to incorporate into the show in the future?
DV: More skits, more characters. I’ll always be the host, but I’m by no means the only guy. We want to make the next season even better.
SH: I would love to show more local artists and businesses on the show. Rick Gideons supplies a lot of side videos and segments, and he is a media GOD, but I would like to show other Louisville or regional stuff. I would like to get things like animation segments from local artists, local restaurant and brewery reviews, and other artists. Louisville has such an eclectic art scene that I think does not get enough exposure.
DD: We would love to start obtaining sponsorships from local businesses for season 2. We have big plans for the near future with some stellar acts already being considered, so getting in early on some ad space would be smart.
Are there any long-term goals for the show?
DV: Oh yeah, we need to get signed to CBS or Comedy Central or something – we are trying to get paid, lol! I mean, yes, that would be great so I could write checks to the crew that bust their butts, but we are just gonna keep building and making the best punk rock, drag-loving, DIY late-night talk show that’s ever existed.
SH: We would love to get sponsorships so that we can get better camera and recording gear. Everything we have is hand-me-down or bought with our own money. This show makes $0.00 and is an absolute passion project for us that takes a lot of time and money to run, which is currently coming out of our own pockets.
DD: Eventually, I’d love to not only release edited episodes, but also broadcast the show live as it is being filmed. We are probably still a year or so away from such a lofty goal, but once we have the resources, I’m sure we can pull it off.
MD: Gain enough skill to either keep the show going or maybe have my own, like Late Night or The Late Late Show. Have merch to add to the scene, help other artists, just keep the community and culture alive, give back what it gave me: good times and great stories.
MS: I’m hoping to take more of the pressure off Donnie for the more mundane aspects of running the show. I’m looking forward to seeing this take off.
CP: In general, I believe this has potential to be pretty popular while also keeping the DIY punk heart and soul to it. But no matter what happens, I’m proud!
You can stream all episodes of The Whenever Show with Donnie Vagrant for free on the show’s YouTube channel: youtube.com/@ The_Whenever_Show
You can also follow the show on Instagram at: instagram.com/the.whenever.show
MS: Everyone involved is great, and I’ve met some other wonderful people. It’s also fun having what feels like my own personal concert every episode.
What is the hardest and/or worst part of getting the show together?
DV: Any time you’re working with multiple people and multiple schedules, it’s gonna be tough. But we haven’t dealt with a lot of egos or anything.
SH
: A huge part of what I do on the back end is I try to protect Donnie’s brand. In this regard, I feel that I must play the bad guy or the Debbie Downer in order to ensure Donnie stays Donnie. I ensure that everyone remembers that this is Donnie’s show and the focus and spotlight is on him. If bad news needs to be said to the crew or guests, it comes from me. I hate walking the fine line of what we can put out versus what will get us in trouble or a bad reputation.
DD: The hardest part of doing something like this is pouring your heart, soul, time, and money into something that we haven’t got a single clue if it’s going to pan out into anything more than just some punks having fun. But
MD: I guess going to other venues and having them show themselves off and letting us run amok. Also, a traveling show to see other punks all over, and more show specials like our Halloween show later this month.
CP: I’d love to highlight even more DIY bands that may stray a little from the genre of punk when it comes to their music. There are so many great artists who deserve some awesome attention.
MS: For me, the plan is to be more involved with communication among bands and guests.
Donnie
Cassidy
Deavon DeShazo. Cassidy Pfefferkorn
Mommy’s
LEO Weekly contributing writer Jeff Polk talks with Donnie Vagrant. Screenshot taken from season 1, episode 3
Vagrant and Beau Kaelin share a moment.
Pfefferkorn
Cigarettes performs on The Whenever Show with Donnie Vagrant. Cassidy Pfefferkorn
40th Annual Bardstown Road Aglow
Saturday, December 6th • Noon - 10 pm
• Free Trolley Rides along Bardstown Road, Baxter Avenue & Douglass Loop in Louisville’s Highlands Neighborhood • Wendy’s Holiday Tree Lighting Event
• Live Holiday Music from 6:00 – 8:00 p.m. at several locations along Bardstown Road
• Instagram Photo Contests for Best Aglow Photos (Tag @HighlandCommerceGuild). Prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd Place sponsored by Murphy’s Camera
• Proceeds from Aglow’s specialty holiday drink sales at participating restaurants and bars will support Gilda’s Club of Kentuckiana • Additional Security Provided by LMPD Fifth Division • More info: bardstownroadaglow.org
WENDY’S TREE LIGHTING
Barret Liquors - Specializing in Bourbon. Wines from all over the world.
The Fishhouse - Light up you Day with a Hot Cup of Chicory Coffee and Piping Hot Beignets.
BARDSTOWN RD (HIGHLAND AVE TO EASTERN PKWY)
INgrid Design, LLC - Normal business hours. Check website for holiday specials.
Louisville Beauty Academy - Look for Di Tran Bourbon Belief at local stores.
Highlands Taproom - Celebrate the season! Stop in for a specialty cocktail or a bite to eat.
VCA Fairleigh Animal Hospital - Normal business hours.
Jack Fry’s - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
HaiFry - Discover a taste of Osaka’s soul-warming cuisine in Louisville’s vibrant Highlands district.
Atomic Sound Club & Gameyard - Come SLEIGH your holiday season at Atomic with music, dancing, drinks & Bardstown Road Aglow.
Neat Bourbon Bar + Bottle Shop - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Keith’s Hardware - Family owned for 40+ years. Sharpening, lamp repair, window/screen repair, rekey locks, and more!
Big Bar - We checked our list twice and we know who has been naughty or nice!
La Bamba - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Paris Banh Mi - We offer a great variety of specialty foods as well as Banh Mi, Cake and Drinks.
Kashmir Indian Restaurant - Normal business hours.
Ramsi’s Café on the World - All kinds of food for all kinds of people. Ramiscafe.com
Derby Dogs - Skip the ordinary — bite into the wild! Derby Dogs is rolling out its soft opening with gourmet hot dogs that race past tradition. Think bold toppings, vintage comfort, and a vibe that’s all Highlands swagger. Whether you’re holiday shopping or just hungry for something fun, we’ve got your next obsession. Open now. Come taste the thrill.
The Caravan Comedy Club - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Skyline Chili - Come in and warm up with a 3 way and cheese coney.
Heine Brothers’ Coffee - Normal business hours.
Carmichael’s Bookstore - Stop in for a fun night of holiday cheer and fun givaways!
The Eagle - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Carmichael’s Kids - Stop by for great gifts and fun giveaways for the youngest shoppers!
Discoveries - Discoveries finds unique clothing, accessories, tribal artifacts & gifts from around the world. Eclectic boutique located next to the Bristol Cafe. Come discover that perfect gift or accent for your home.
Bristol Bar & Grille - Christmas Cocktails, Free Cookies & Hot Chocolate, Ornaments, Crafts, Santa Mailbox, Toys for Tots Donations, Selfies with the Grinch & Whoville Characters + Games!
The Monarch Music & Arts Community - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Bricks & Minifigs - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Guestroom Records - Come check out our newest location at 1330 Bardstown Road! Happy Holidays.
Clay and Cotton - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
La Patisserie Francaise - French cakes + pastries for the Holiday Season. Louisvillepastryshop.com
Parkside Bikes - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
The Original Impellizzeri’s Pizza - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Surprise Lily Boutique - Free Mixology perfume sample + Keysocks debut, as seen on QVC & Shark Tank! Open 12-9pm.
Toshay Boutique - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Kizito Cookies - For more than 36 years, the Cookie Lady has made Louisville’s most famous cookies. Come in to get Lucky in Kentucky!!
Highland Morning - Breakfast for Dinner? Let’s Light it up with Bardstown Road Aglow. Free 1/2 order of Biscuits and Gravy. No purchase necessary with ad. Expires Sunday December 7, 2025.
Givhan and Mitchell Realtors - Real Estate Questions? Ask Aaron Givhan. (502) 417-7610 or askaaron@twc.com
Day’s Espresso & Coffee - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
J Shepherd - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Edenside Gallery - Come visit our eclectic and award-winning collection of art, fine crafts, and jewelry. Now in our third decade.
St. James Catholic Church - Live Holiday Music from 4 to 10 p.m. Starts with harp, choirs, trombone ensemble, pipe organ. Free cookies and cider. Voted most beautiful church in USA.
Drip n Dough - Visit Drip n Dough! Enjoy hot coffee, fresh doughnuts & savory hotdogs in the heart of the Highlands!
Murphy’s Camera - Submit your holiday pictures for the Instagram Photo Contest. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Place Prizes! Tag @highlandcommerceguild
Blossom Neuro Speech & Wellness - Learn how holistic speech therapy can help you or a loved one after a stroke, concussion, Covid and more. Website: blossomneuro.com
Green District - Green District is excited to be part of the Highlands Community & celebrate the holidays during Bardstown Road Aglow!
BARDSTOWN RD (EASTERN PKWY TO DOUGLASS)
Boombozz Pizza & Watch Bar - Highlands - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
iFix Phone & Computer Repair - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
The Brow Boutique - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Scorpio Interiors - See our 34” Bladeless ceiling fain, It uses spinning discs to gently circulate and mix all temperature variances with in the room.
A-1 Vacuum Sales & Service - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Seviche - Stop by for a cocktail and appetizer and enjoy the night!
Dragon King’s Daughter - Offering Asian-Mexican fusion cuisine with a rotating selection of craft beers, cocktails, & sakes.
Gates Automotive Service - Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays from Gates Automotive
Wheated Louisville - Casual pizzeria serving New York- and New Haven-style pies along with cocktails. Find us on Instagram @wheatedlouisville
Old Town Wine & Spirits - Come see us for Aglow! Check website for holiday specials.
Georgia’s Sweet Potato Pie Company - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Falls City Eye Care - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Natural Mystic - Discover unique custom glass pieces & metaphysical tools for spiritual growth, healing and beauty.
The Leatherhead - Food, fun, laughter, great products and good deals.
The Sweet Spot Candy Shoppe - Free Samples, Hot Chocolate, Free Candy!
Hey Tiger - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Doo Wop Shop - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Acorn Apparel - Normal business hours. Check website for holiday specials.
Filigree’s Silver & Gold - Shop for that special Christmas gift. Filigrees has 100’s of one of a kind estate pieces to choose from.
Alcott & Bentley - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Fun Tea - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Book & Music Exchange - Merry Christmas! From Book & Music Exchange. Mention “Aglow” for a 15% Discount
Uptown Café - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Safai Coffee - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Darling’s - Join us for a cup of cheer this Holiday Season at the Highlands’ Neighborhood Cocktail Bar.
Purrfect Day Café - Welcome to Winta Whisker Wonderland at Purrfect Day Café. Enjoy winter cocktails or Hot Cocoa while you cuddle with adopable kittens.
Rose Hill Lagerhaus - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
El Mundo - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Cherokee Coins - We have in the 2024 the silver Christmas Rounds & Bars!
Noche Mexican BBQ - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Park Community Credit Union - The Holidays are on their way- and if you could use a little extra cash to make the season shine, we’re here to help. Stop by Park Community Credit Union ask for Ashley or Adema; we will be happy to help.
Dreams with Wings - Normal business hours.
One Love Hemp Dispensary - Normal business hours.
Fun House Records - Normal business hours.
True Grit Tattoo Company - Tattoo & Piercing Shop located at 1908 Bardstown Road. Stop in and check out the shop! Gift cards available!
St. Francis of Assisi Catholic Church - Normal business hours.
Big Rock Bar and Brew - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials. (formerly Great Flood Brewing Co.)
Focus Salon - 20% off Products. 10% off Hot Tools. Buy Three Products, Get One Free. Snacks & Drinks provided.
Havana Rumba & Tapas Bar - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Stiks-N-Stones Metaphysical Shop - Large selection of Labubu Dolls & Key Chains, Crystals, and more. Buy $100 Gift card, and receive a free $10 gift card.
Louisville Classical Academy - Louisville Classical Academy is a secular Jr. K - 8th grade school in the Highlands. Come tour!
Douglass Boulevard Christian Church - Happy Holidays! Located at 2005 Douglass Blvd and Bardstown Road. Website: douglassblvdcc.com
502 Power Yoga - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
St. Andrews Protestant Episcopal Church - Happy Holidays! Located at 2233 Woodbourne Ave off Bardstown Road.
Bonnycastle Appliance - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials. Highlands Cleaners - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Kern’s Korner Tavern - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
Otaku Manga Lounge - Otaku Manga Lounge plans to have a Holiday Night Market during Bardstown Road Aglow. We will host a slate of vendors in our sotre, we will have games for customers to win discounts on store purchases.
Sam Wheeler State Farm - Serving the Highlands Community. Call us today for a Quote at 502-459-9700 or email: sam@planwithsam.com
Assumption High School - Happy Holidays from the Assumption High School Community, located at 2170 Tyler Lane & Bardstown Road.
Sullivan University System - Happy Holidays from Sullivan University TAYLORSVILLE RD (AT BARDSTOWN ROAD)
Morris Deli, Liquor & Catering - Holiday Gift Cards, Kentucky Country Hams, Holiday Wines & Spirits, Fresh Sliced Meat & Cheese Trays
C&R Beauty Bar - Happy Holidays! Check website for specials.
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LOUISVILLE CAMPUS
2500 Crittenden Dr. Louisville, Kentucky (502) 384-4777
MT. WASHINGTON
587 N Bardstown Rd Mt. Washington, Kentucky (502) 904-0529 PLAINVIEW
HIGHVIEW
7207 Fegenbush Lane Louisville, KY 40228 (502) 365-1766
9910 Linn Station Rd. Louisville, Kentucky (502) 384-8733
5603 Greenwood Rd. Louisville, Kentucky (502) 933-7373 VALLEY STATION
12900 Dixie Hwy Louisville, Kentucky (502) 290-2310 NEW ALBANY
412 West Daisy Lane
New Albany, Indiana (812) 590-6880 HIGHLANDS
2224 Dundee Rd Louisville, KY 40205 (502) 458-6637
JEFFERSONVILLE, IN
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NULU JINGLE FEST RETURNS NOVEMBER 15 WITH FESTIVE SHOPPING, MUSIC AND MORE!
BY: AUDIENCE 502
The NuLu Business Association invites the community to kick off the holiday season at NuLu Jingle Fest, returning on Saturday, November 15 from 11:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.
The East Market District will transform into a winter wonderland filled with festive music, family fun, and holiday shopping from NuLu’s beloved local businesses.
This year’s celebration will take place on Shelby Street between East Market St. and Jefferson St. Visitors can stroll down Shelby St. and throughout NuLu while enjoying a lineup of seasonal activities and entertainment, including:
• Live Holiday Music
• Holiday Photo Booth
• Wreath-Making Classes
• Visits with Mr. & Mrs. Claus
• Kids Activities
• Cookie Decorating
• Snow Globe Cupcakes
• Face Painting
• Petting Zoo
• Mobile Bar & More
Guests are encouraged to shop local and explore special promotions, pop-ups, and holiday-themed offerings from participating NuLu retailers, restaurants, and makers. From unique gifts and handcrafted goods to festive bites and cocktails, Jingle Fest highlights the creativity and charm that make NuLu one of Louisville’s most vibrant districts.
“Jingle Fest is one of our favorite ways to celebrate the holiday season with our community,” said Katie Meinhart, NuLu Business Association President. “It’s a day that captures what makes NuLu so special. We love seeing families, friends, and visitors come together to shop small and share in the holiday spirit.”
The event is free, open to the public, and family-friendly. Pets are not permitted, service animals only, please.
The NuLu Business Association would like to thank the following for their generous support of this event: Angel’s Envy, Tuff Shed, Home of the Innocents and Crowler Catering.
Courtesy photo
CAGE MATCH
BY DAN SAVAGE
Hey Dan: The fact that I am in an LTR with a partner who knows I’m bi, is fine with me exploring with other guys, allows to me seeing professional dominants, and has experimented with me over the course of our relationship is probably all down to what I have learned reading your column and listening to your podcast, Dan.
Given all the other things I’ve indulged in, chastity play would seem like a pretty simple one to cross off, except for one thing: my anatomy. When I was an infant, I had an undescended testicle that needed to be operated on. Neither of my balls hang particularly low and they can very easily withdraw back into my body; one of them is also quite small. I am also a “grower” whose cock goes from very small to pretty big. Because my balls can be tight to my body, I can’t find a chastity device I can use. Cock cages are held in place by rings behind the balls but are painful for me to wear and sometimes my smaller ball pops out of it, which is painful. And because my soft cock is small, it’s easy to “slip out.” The pro Dom I see did manage to get me in a cage once, but I couldn’t safely wear it for longer than twenty minutes due to how much it hurt. I’ve purchased a CB6000, which wasn’t comfortable, and then bought some other models from different companies without any luck. I’m reluctant to keep spending money on cages in the hopes that maybe one will fit me. They’re expensive, Dan, and they’re not things a guy can return! Do you have ideas or suggestions? Or do I just have to accept that mine wasn’t built to be locked up?
Lusting Over Caging Kick
“I cannot tell you how many times I have heard this exact same story,” said Christopher Miers at Steelwerks. “Only a small percentage of guys have a ball that didn’t drop, but it’s not as uncommon as some would think. Your reader definitely shouldn’t give up on a chastity lifestyle as there is always a solution!”
Christopher has been designing and making custom stainless steel and titanium cock cages for a quarter of a century, LOCK, and he’s yet to encounter a cock that couldn’t be locked up. “We work very closely with our clients to ensure all needs are met so our clients can have a comfortable life locked,” said Christopher. “And we’ve made plenty of cages for men who can’t find the perfect fit in a mass-produced cage. I don’t want to get into all of these devices — however, regarding your reader’s specific issue with the CB6000, it has a very wide and thick cock ring, which causes almost all users discomfort.”
Unlike mass-produced cages (which work just fine for some men), each male chastity device Steelwerks sells is made by hand and fitted to each individual client’s junk — they don’t call Steelwerks cages the Rolls Royce of male chastity devices for nothing — and they’re
consequently expensive. But if you keep buying mass-produced cock cages in the hopes of finding one that fits, LOCK, eventually you’re going to have spent more money on cock cages you can’t wear (or return) than you would’ve spent on one that was designed for your body.
“The first thing we tell clients is to come to Montreal or meet us at a kink event and get measured in person,” said Christopher. “And it’s not always just the cock ring that’s a problem. The scrotal gap — the distance between the cage and the cock ring that anchors it to the body— as well as cage length and diameter all play into a cage fitting properly. The material the cage is made of, as well as its finish can also be a factor, as they affect how the body moves within the device and how your skin reacts to it.”
Steelwerks also makes male chastity devices that don’t have cock rings at their base — cages that just enclose the head and shaft — but to wear one of those, LOCK, you’re gonna have to do more than just open your wallet.
“We refer to these cages as ‘minimalist devices,’” said Christopher. “They don’t have a cock ring — but they do require an established cock piercing. Our most popular minimalist cage is the Schandmaske. It’s a cage that completely covers the head of the cock and a portion of the shaft. While the Schandmaske does allow for a partial erection, it gives you the feeling of being under strict control and it’s invisible under most attire.”
ELots of guys who don’t have your issues — “showers” with low-hanging balls who can comfortably wear cages anchored around their balls with a cock rings — find they can slip out of chastity devices; some of these guys choose to get their cocks pierced, as it’s the quickest way to take chastity from symbolic play (they wear the cage to remind themselves they’re not supposed to touch their cocks) to actual chastity (the cage prevents them from touching their cocks).
“But my experience has taught me that a well-fitted cage can prevent slipping out in ‘growers’ and ‘showers,’” said Miers, “so it’s possible to securely wear a chastity cage without being pierced. So, piercing isn’t for LOCK, he shouldn’t be discouraged. While lots of cages are mass produced these days — unfortunately — there are still a few custom companies out there. And while a custom cage may be more expensive, you’re likelier to enjoy longterm chastity success with a custom product.”
To learn more about Steelwerks — and to see their products — follow Steelwerks on Instagram or visit their website.
Hey Dan: I have a problem. I am a straight male. My smart, funny, beautiful one-year-youngerthan-me sister has been my best friend for my whole life. We were even roommates at one point. She is straight, also. Each of us has had romantic relationships. She is my only sibling. When my sister was 14, she showed me her bare breasts because she was proud of them. She asked me if I wanted to touch them. I did touch them. But then I got totally weirded out. She apologized profusely, put her shirt back on, and nothing like that ever happened between us again. Ten years later, out
of the blue, she brought up the incident, and she apologized once more.
Then I admitted to her that over all the years since that happened, I had hoped she would do the same thing again. She was shocked. I apologized, or at least I tried to. She did not say anything. She just got up and walked out. I did not hear from her again for more than a week. That was six months ago, and ever since it has just been awkward and weird between us. I want to fix this, but I don’t know how. Please help.
Missing My Best Friend
Some beds can’t be un-shat, some pooches can’t be unscrewed, some palms can’t be unfaced. The best you can do here is lie and lie convincingly: “I’m really sorry. I didn’t mean it. I didn’t know what to say, and I said the wrong thing. I don’t even know why I said that. I wasn’t traumatized by what happened when we were kids. I just felt awkward about it. And when you brought it up to apologize — which you didn’t need to do — the most awkward possible thing came flying out of my mouth. Now I’m apologizing profusely for the dumb thing I said. I hope we can both forgive each other and stuff this all back down the memory hole where it belongs.”
P.S. It might work, it might not work — like I said, some beds can’t be un-shat, etc. Your sister probably spent the last ten years thinking you had a great relationship despite what she did in a moment of teen-brain, hormone-addled temporary insanity. Now she probably thinks you were in the next room jerking off thinking about her when you lived together, MMBF, and that you were her best friend because you wanted to touch her breasts again, not despite the fact that you once had.
Hey Dan: I recently walked in on my beautiful favorite human of two years on his hands and knees, with a huge erection, spreading his butt cheeks with one hand, so my labradoodle could lick his butt hole. He immediately jumped up and said, “That was weird. I don’t know why I did that.” I said I thought it was a weird choice too and asked him if he’d done that before. He said no, this was the only time. I told him I had to get some work done and that we’d talk about it later. I felt shocked and shaken. I now feel wary and worried. I have two 20-year-old daughters. They were not home at the time. Kink doesn’t bother me — however, a man with porous boundaries and a lack of impulse control in my home does bother me. He’d left the door open, he knew I was at home, and my house is small. He seems as shocked at his own behavior as I do. I suggested perhaps he was trying to tell me something? He says he doesn’t know why he did that. I’m not sure how to process this event. How do I move past this? I feel like I need the help of a good therapist.
Distressed Over Goddamn Grossly Offensive Sight
I’m not a good therapist or a bad therapist — I’m not a therapist at all — which may be why DOGGOS sent this question to Jeff “Therapy Jeff ” Guenther, host of the podcast Problem Solved, and not to me. Jeff is an actual therapist — and a very popular one, with more than
a million followers on Instagram. So, if DOGGOS didn’t send her question to me, what is her question doing here in Savage Love? There’s a simple explanation for that: Jeff read her letter and immediately thought of me. I’m not sure how to feel about that — I really don’t wanna be the first person Jeff or anyone else thinks of when someone gets their ass eaten by a dog (I’m gonna need a good therapist to sort this out) — but I’m going to set my feelings aside and be a professional about this. “It seems like an automatic dealbreaker to me,” Jeff wrote when he forwarded DOGGOS letter. “But am I being too reactive or a prude? And the dog isn’t consenting, which feels fucked up to me. Care to give your take?” Okay, Jeff, here’s my take: You are not being reactive or a prude. This is an automatic dealbreaker for the reasons DOGGOS cites: porous boundaries and poor impulse control. (Chalking this up to “impulse control” means giving DOGGOS’ “favorite human” the benefit of very grave doubts; basically, we’re taking the claim that he’s never done this before at face value.) He’s not someone I would trust in my home, he’s not someone I would want around my kids, and he’s not someone I would feel comfortable leaving my dogs alone with while I took a crap or a nap. Also, some things can’t be un-seen and/or un-known (there aren’t memory holes big enough to stuff this one down) and I can’t see how this wouldn’t be a libido/desire/attraction killer. DOGGOS will never be able to eat this man’s ass again — or let him eat hers — without flashing on the mental image of her dog eating his. Now, we’re very particular about animals and consent up until the moment we want to kill and eat them — but in addition to the dog not being able to consent, this labradoodle wasn’t capable of telling on her boyfriend. But given that DOGGOS’ house is small and that her boyfriend left the bedroom door open, there’s a good chance her boyfriend wanted to get caught — he was trying to tell on himself — and hoping for a different reaction. But when he saw how weirded out DOGGOS was, he went with, “Yeah, that was weird,” and, “First time I’ve done anything that weird,” and not… whatever he was planning to say in the alternate universe where DOGGOS reacted positively to the sight of her dog eating his ass. All that said, it’s easy to tell someone to dump their favorite human and harder to actually dump your favorite human. So, DOGGOS shouldn’t give herself any grief for hesitating and/or for wanting to talk to a good therapist before she dumps him. Which is what she needs to do.
P.S. To find out what Jeff Guenther and his co-host Alex Moskovich had to say to DOGGOS, be sure to listen to the episode of Problem Solved that comes out today!
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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
November 1-30
ROB BREZSNY
ARIES (March 21-April 19): In 1995, wolves were reintroduced to the American wildlife area known as Yellowstone Park after a 70-year absence. They hunted elk, which changed elk behavior, which changed vegetation patterns, which stabilized riverbanks, which altered the course of the Lamar River and its tributaries. The wolves changed the rivers! This phenomenon is called a trophic cascade: one species reorganizing an entire ecosystem through a web of indirect effects. For the foreseeable future, Aries, you will be a trophic cascade, too. Your choices will create many ripples beyond your personal sphere. I hope you wield your influence with maximum integrity.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): I authorize you to explore the mysteries of sacred laziness. It’s your right and duty to engage in intense relaxing, unwinding, and detoxifying. Proceed on the theory that rest is not the absence of productivity but a different kind of production—the cultivation of dreams, the composting of experience, and the slow fermentation of insight. What if your worth isn’t always measured by your output? What if being less active for a while is essential to your beautiful success in the future?
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You are not yet who you will become. Your current struggle has not yet generated its full wisdom. Your confusion hasn’t fully clarified into purpose. The mess hasn’t composted into soil. The ending that looms hasn’t revealed the beginning it portends. In sum, Gemini, you are far from done. The story isn’t over. The verdict isn’t in. You haven’t met everyone who will love you and help you. You haven’t become delightfully impossible in all the ways you will eventually become delightfully impossible.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): By the time he became an elder, Cancerian artist David Hockney had enjoyed a long and brilliant career as a painter, primarily applying paint to canvases. Then, at age 72, he made a radical departure, generating artworks using iPhones and iPads. He loved how these digital media allowed him to instantly capture fleeting moments of beauty. His success with this alternate form of expression has been as great as his previous work. I encourage you to be as daring and innovative as Hockney. Your imaginative energy and creative powers are peaking. Take full advantage!
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In his “Letter from Birmingham Jail,” Black activist Martin Luther King Jr. wrote, “We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects
all indirectly.” He was proclaiming a universal truth: Real courage is never just about personal glory. It’s about using your fire to help and illuminate others. You Leos are made to do this: to be bold not just for your own sake, but as a source of strength for your community. Your charisma and creativity can be precious resources for all those whose lives you touch. In the coming weeks, how will you wield them for mutual uplift?
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Who would have predicted that the first woman to climb Mount Everest would have three planets in Virgo? Japanese mountaineer Junko Tabei did it in 1975. To what did she attribute her success? She described herself not as fearless, but as “a person who never gives up.” I will note another key character trait: rebellious willfulness. In her time, women were discouraged from the sport. They were regarded as too fragile and impractical for rugged ascents. She defied all that. Let’s make her your inspirational role model, Virgo. Be persistent, resolute, indefatigable, and, if necessary, renegade.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Among the Mbuti people of the Congo, there’s no word for “thank you.” Gratitude is so foundational to their culture that it requires no special acknowledgment. It’s not singled out in moments of politeness; it’s a sweet ambent presence in the daily flux. I invite you to live like that for now, Libra. Practice feeling reverence and respect for every little thing that makes your life such an amazing gift. Feel your appreciation humming through ordinary moments like background music. I guarantee you that this experiment will boost the flow of gratitude-worthy experiences in your direction.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Martin Luther King Jr. said that harnessing our pain and transforming it into wise love can change the world for the better. More than any other sign, Scorpio, you understand this mystery: how descent can lead to renewal, how darkness can awaken brilliance. It’s one of your birthrights to embody King’s militant tenderness: to take what has wounded you, alchemize it, and make it into a force that heals others as well as yourself. You have the natural power to demonstrate that vulnerability and ferocity can coexist, that forgiveness can live alongside uncompromising truth. When you transmute your shadows into offerings of power, you confirm King’s conviction that “the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.”
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Apophenia is the tendency to perceive meaningful patterns
in seemingly random data. On the downside, it may cause a belief in delusional conspiracy theories. But it can also be a generator of life’s poetry, leading us to see faces in clouds, hear fateful messages in static, and find key revelations in a horoscope. Psychologist C.G. Jung articulated another positive variation of the phenomenon. His concept of synchronicity refers to the occurrence of meaningful coincidences between internal psychological states and external events that feel deeply significant and even astounding to the person experiencing them. Synchronicities suggest there’s a mysterious underlying order in the universe, linking mind and matter in nonrational ways. In the coming weeks, Sagittarius, I suspect you will experience a slew of synchronicities and the good kind of apophenia.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Philosopher Alfred Korzybski coined the phrase “the map is not the territory.” In other words, your concepts about reality are not reality itself. Your idea of love is not love. Your theory about who you are is not who you are. It’s true that many maps are useful fictions. But when you forget they’re fiction, you’re lost even when you think you know where you are. Here’s the good news, Capricorn: In the weeks ahead, you are poised to see and understand the world exactly as it is—maybe more than ever before. Lean into this awesome opportunity.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Babies are born with about 300 bones, but adults have 206. Many of our first bones fuse with others. From one perspective, then, we begin our lives abundant with possibility and rich with redundancy. Then we solidify, becoming structurally sound but less flexible. Aging is a process of strategic sacrifice, necessary but not without loss. Please meditate on these facts as a metaphor for the decisions you face. The question isn’t whether to ripen and mature—that’s a given—but which growth will serve you and which will diminish you.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Beneath every thriving forest lies a lacework of mycelium. Through it, tree roots trade nourishment, warn each other of drought or illness, and make sure that young shoots benefit from elders’ reserves. Scientists call it the “wood-wide web.” Indigenous traditions have long understood the principle: Life flourishes when a vast communication network operates below the surface to foster care and collaboration. Take your cues from these themes, Pisces. Tend creatively to the web of connections that joins you to friends, collaborators, and kindred spirits. Proceed with the faith that generosity multiplies pathways and invites good fortune to circulate freely. Offer what you can, knowing that the cycle of giving will find its way back to you.
Homework: What attachment would be healthy to relinquish?
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Michael Schlossberg is an internist and self-described ‘‘history nerd’’ in Bend, Ore. ‘‘Most of what I read is historical fiction or nonfiction,’’ he says. This is Michael’s 14th crossword for The Times, which he was inspired to construct after reading an article that mentioned 39-Across. His favorite answers here are the combined 113- and 115-Across, which are an all-time classic of their genre. — W.S.
ACROSS
1 First lady McKinley
4 Common saltwater baitfish
8 Letters before Q
12 Become crunchy in the oven
19 Image of Mickey, maybe
20 ____ Nostra
21 Lake that’s largely fed by the Detroit River
22 ‘‘Red telephone,’’ historically
23 Breakfast order request
25 London Herald, 4/16/1912
27 The New York Times, 8/9/1974
29 ‘‘Scarface’’
30 Schedule
31 Drives off
32 ‘‘Catch ya later!’’
33 Wee one
34 Frankincense or myrrh
36 T-E-A-M doesn’t have one, so they say
37 Plantain lily, by another name
39 Chicago Daily Tribune, 11/3/1948
47 Company once called the California Perfume Company
48 Wrap one’s head around
49 Popular Hawaiian dish
50 Driest country in sub-Saharan Africa
54 They’re below par
56 Choice words
57 Footwear for a sharp dresser?
59 ‘‘____ Mouse,’’ Chick Corea jazz standard of 1972
60 Toward the opposing goal, in hockey
62 Geometry calculation: Abbr.
63 ‘‘How ya doin’?’’
64 Variety, 10/30/1929
70 ____ Dhabi
73 Alliance since 1948, in brief
74 Golf’s Slammin’ Sammy
75 Bouquet
79 Seer cursed by Apollo so that her prophecies would not be believed
83 Poorly
84 Headwear that’s stereotypically red
86 Breakout performer?
87 It’s blowin’ in the wind
89 ____ thruster (physics lab device)
90 Corrin of ‘‘Nosferatu’’
91 New York Daily News, 10/30/1975
95 ‘‘The rubber people,’’ in Nahuatl
Trouble
Fleet 104 Where people typically go to the mat?
Attempt to tear
Fool around
& 115 New York Post, 4/15/1983
‘‘Jeez Louise!’’
Boils 119 Latin ‘‘Look’’ 120 Filmmaker Johnson
121 Degree held by only one U.S. president (George W. Bush) 122 Drink after a race, say
Signaled
Wraps up
The Second vis-à-vis the First, say
1 Cher and Madonna, e.g. 2 Old Scratch, with ‘‘the’’ 3 Baby name whose popularity plummeted after 2015 4 It might be chewed in a theater
Frost
Taxpayers 7 9 to 5, e.g.
Release
Beams 10 Parts of comedy routines 11 Serving at a Chinese restaurant
12 Carolina Reaper, for one 13 Good name for a geologist?
14 ‘‘How sad’’ 15 Lapse 16 Some red or white wines 17 Pull some strings? 18 Old Spanish coin
Waste away
Bottom 28 Actress Skye 32 Payments made at a table
Leg up
Query 38 ‘‘I’ll get to work right now’’
Dollops 40 Woods, best-selling author of 2023’s ‘‘The Lost Bookshop’’
Threadbare 42 Fund, as a college
43 They’re known to open with some jokes 44 Longtime music director of the NBC Symphony Orchestra
45 The ‘‘U’’ of 60-Down 46 ‘‘Damage’’ director Louis
51 K-pop septet
Short note? 53 Creature in the final scene of ‘‘Cleopatra’’
55 Long-term deposit, in brief
56 Go (for)
58 Certain spot
60 It once shared a land border with 16 countries
61 Drawstring place
65 Hardly the social butterfly
66 Stowed
67 ____ soda
68 Needlefish
69 Monopolist’s trait
70 One-pointer in cribbage
71 Some undergrad degs.
72 Trojans’ sch.
76 ‘‘Jeez, I can’t catch a break’’
77 Call from a crib
78 Slightly
80 Umpire’s ruling
81 Writings of dubious authenticity
82 Eschew
84 ‘‘Victory is mine!’’ in modern lingo
85 Privy to
88 Make a scene
89 ‘‘My heavens!’’
92 They can support a nest egg
93 48-oz. beer glass
94 Service providers?
95 Wise-appearing
96 ____ Tunes
97 Like the cheese in a grilled cheese
102 Protective tip on a lace
103 Bel ____ cheese
104 Informal goodbye
105 Made some waves?
107 Tech giant whose initials are its N.Y.S.E. symbol
108 Some have meters
109 Mexican marinade
110 ‘‘The Seduction of Joe ____’’ (1979 Alan Alda film)
112 Tolkien trilogy, for short 113 Morehouse or Howard, in brief 114 Whole bunch
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