Marple Friends & Neighbors magazine, July 2019

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Tell me about it: Beach Edition Submitted by Craig Whitney

Q: What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish? A: Swim trunks!

Q: Why don't oysters share their pearls? A: Because they're shellfish!

Q: Why did the dolphin cross the beach? A: To get to the other tide! Send us your short, clean “Tell Me About It” moment maybe your real life humor will be the July “Tell Me About It” feature of the month. Email your funny story to Craig Whitney at cwhitney@bestversionmedia.com

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