Disco TEAM GOLD
WARM UP ALL Together
WARM UP
DANCING QUEEN Abba
Ooh, you can dance, you can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene
Digging the dancing queen
Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for a place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come to look for a King
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music’s high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You’re in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance
You are the Dancing Queen
Young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing Queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh, yeah
ROUND ONE
ROUND ONE Soloist
Who’s keen to give it a shot?
IF I CAN’T HAVE YOU Yvonne Elliman
Don't know why I'm surviving every lonely day
When there's got to be no chance for me My life would end
And it doesn't matter how I cry My tears of love are a waste of time
If I turn away
Am I strong enough to see it through? Go crazy is what I will do
Everyone join in!
If I can’t have you I don’t want nobody, baby
If I can’t have you, ah ah ah
If I can’t have you I don’t want nobody, baby
If I can’t have you, ah ah ah
Oh oh oh
TEAM SILVER
will squeak, grunt and groan again like Old MacDonald’s farm.
DISCO INFERNO
I heard somebody say
Burn, baby, burn
Disco Inferno
Burn, baby, burn
Burn that mother down
Burn, baby, burn
Disco Inferno
Burn, baby, burn
ROUND
Burn that mother down, burn it!
will sing once more, and may have adopted an air of selfrighteousness and self-importance. Pay no heed, they are still as dull as they were when they arrived.
RING MY BELL Anita Ward
You can ring my bell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ding-dong-ding)
You can ring my bell, ring my bell (Ring my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling)
ROUND TWO
TEAM SILVER
will go first because they think they are ‘all that’ and superior. But, when you hear them sing, you will realise that they are not in fact, all that.
IN THE NAVY The Village People
In the Navy, yes you can sail the seven seas
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the Navy, come on now, people make a stand
In the Navy, in the Navy
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow man In the navy, can’t you see we need a hand
In the Navy, in the Navy
TEAM SILVER
will sing again… well, there is probably a better word to describe their singing… Yelling. They will just yell.
FUNKYTOWN Lipps
Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?
TEAM SILVER
will sing again, but they will defy the very concept of music by making noises that sound more like whale-song in the moana.
HOT STUFF Donna Summer
Lookin' for some hot stuff, baby, this evenin’ I need some hot stuff, baby, tonight I want some hot stuff, baby, this evenin’ Gotta have some hot stuff
Gotta have some love tonight
FINAL ROUND
TEAM SILVER
will give it another shot, but let’s be honest, listening to them screech is as exciting as going to the dentist… for a root-canal… on a Friday afternoon.
NEVER CAN SAY GOODBYE Gloria Gaynor
I never can say goodbye boy
Ooh ooh baby, I never can say goodbye
I never can say goodbye boy
Ooh ooh baby, I never can say goodbye
TEAM SILVER
will have another turn. Well, at least they are trying…
WE ARE FAMILY Sister Sledge We are family I got all my sisters with me We are family
Get up everybody and sing
ROUND THREE
TEAM SILVER
will sing again, but they will defy the very concept of music by making noises that sound more like whale-song in the moana.
BEST OF MY LOVE The Emotions
Oh oh, you’ve got the best of my love
Oh oh, you’ve got the best of my love
Oh oh, you’ve got the best of my love
Oh oh, you’ve got the best of my love
WAIATA MAI! One Last Hurrah!
I WILL SURVIVE Gloria Gaynor
At first I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along
And so you're back from outer space I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face I should've changed that stupid lock I should've made you leave your key If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me
Everyone join in!
Go on, now go, walk out the door!
Just turn around now, cos you're not welcome anymore Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? You think I'd crumble? You think I'd lay down and die? Oh no, not I, I will survive Oh as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive I've got my life to live And I’ve got all my love to give And I’ll survive I will survive
Thank you For coming!
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