The Bluebirds

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Cardiff, Grangetown, 28.02.2013.

THIS IS THE FIRST AND EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE OWNER OF THE CARDIFF CITY FOOTBALL CLUB SINCE THE INTRODUCTION OF THE INFAMOUS REBRAND.

MR TAN, WHAT IS YOUR VIEW ON THE WAY SUPPORTERS DEALT WITH THE REBRAND?

A FEW WERE UPSET, BUT LIKE IN ANY BUSINESS IF WE GET 80% OR 75% OF THE CUSTOMERS HAPPY, WITH 20-25% NOT HAPPY, THAT’S FINE. YOU MUST BE FUCKING KIDDING ME…

IF THEY DON’T WANT TO SUPPORT OUR BUSINESS, THAT’S FINE. WE NEED THE MAJORITY


I BELIEVE THE CHANGE IS FOR THE BETTER IF YOU PUT IN A LOT OF MONEY, SURELY YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO MAKE A CALL ON SOME THINGS YOU BELIEVE WILL MAKE IT BETTER

IF YOU DON’T HAVE A SAY, WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT TO PUT IN SO MUCH MONEY

AAAAAARGHHH!!!


BOLEYN GROUND, LONDON, 07.05.2012.

WEST HAM VS. CARDIFF, SECOND LEG OF THE EFL CHAMPIONSHIP PLAY-OFF SEMI-FINAL.

AFTER LOSING TO THE HAMMERS IN CARDIFF WE KNEW THAT TO WIN AWAY…

WE’D NEED BOTH AN OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE

AND LUCK…

BUT WE HAD NEITHER.


EVERY YEAR’S THE SAME, MATE

THEY OUTPLAYED US, INNIT?

I AM FED UP WITH THIS SHIT…

ALL WE HAD LEFT WAS THINKING ABOUT THE NEXT SEASON

BUT NOT BEFORE WE MADE THE RETURN TRIP HOME…

THERE, BY THE GATE!!!

FUCK, IT’S RAGNAR!

damn!

AND SOME TROUBLE, OF COURSE…


STEP BACK!

FUCK OFF YOU PRICK!!!

FUCK OFF!!

ragnar! look out!!


LUCKILY, THERE WERE NO SERIOUS INJURIES THAT DAY… IT WAS THE LAST TRIP OF THE SEASON. WIN OR LOSE, WE WANTED TO ENJOY IT. NO WONDER, THREE MONTHS WITHOUT FOOTBALL FEELS LIKE AN ETERNITY…

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS LITTLE BASTARD HAVING A GO AT US?!?

…HE SHOULDN’T BOOK HIM, THAT WAS A FUCKING CHEAT, MATE

HAHAha

HAHA, HE HAD A NERVE, CHEEKY CUNT!

SO WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED BACK THERE, MATE?

nOT MUCH DAI, I WAS CHATTING TO THE CANTON LADS BY THE GATE. NEXT THING I KNOW, THE OLD BILL GETS COCKY, SETS THE CAVALRY ON US…

NOT MUCH? TELL THAT TO YOUR MISSUS HAHA, WHATEVER MATE!

…THE FUCK?!?

…BUT THIS SEASON BREAK STARTED LIKE NO OTHER BEFORE….


LISTEN TO THIS: “CARDIF CITY TO BE REBRANDED. BLUE HOME KIT WILL BE REPLACED WITH RED”.

IT’S ON WALES-ON-WEB... I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT I AM READING!

COME ON MATE, IT’S NOT FUNNY

WAIT, WHAT? WHERE’S MY PHONE?

IN YOUR HAND, YOU FUCKING NUMPTY

t!

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THERE’S MORE, THEY SAY THAT THE BADGE WILL CHANGE. THE BLUEBIRD WILL BE REPLACED WITH A DRAGON…

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r sno

OH FUCK, OK…


THAT’S BULLSHIT, MATE. IT’S IMPOSIBLE.

WHY WOULD THEY DROP A BOMB LIKE THIS, IF THEY WEREN’T SURE OF IT? IT’S NOT APRIL FOOLS, MIND. THEY SAY THEIR SOURCE IS A BOARD MEMBER.

IF THAT’S GOSPEL, I WANT A REFUND FOR MY SEASON TICKET

CHANGE OF NAME IS BEING CONSIDERED AS WELL…

THERE IS NO WAY THAY CAN PULL THIS OFF WE’LL RUN A FUCKING RIOT, HAHAHAHAH HAHAHA! SHITE RED BOLLOCS!

I DON'T HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS, RAGNAR. IT LOOKS REAL TO ME...


ONE MORE ROUND MATE, IT’S MY TURN

P Y O U MAKE ME HA PY...

I’M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THAT, DAI. I’M OFF

WHEN SKIES ARE GREY.. .

MY ONLY

C A R D I FF

!

YOU’LL NEVER . NOTICE..


HOW MUCH

. I LOVE Y O U . .

. SO PL E A S E ..

DON’T TAKE ...

MY CA RDIFF

A W AY…



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