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THE BALTIMORE JEWISH HOME
APRIL 12, 2018
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Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money,” he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do this – I’m a U.S. congressman!” “In that case,” replied the robber, “give me my money!”
B A LT I M O R E J E W I S H H O M E . C O M
Taxing Comments • “Taxation with representation ain’t so hot either.” -Gerald Barzan
• “People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.” -Unknown
• “The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.” -Will Rogers
• “More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.” -Robert Orben
• “The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.” -Winston Churchill • “If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract—teach him to deduct.” -Fran Lebowitz • “[On filing for tax returns:] This is too difficult for a mathematician. It takes a philosopher.” -Albert Einstein • “In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.” -Benjamin Franklin
• “Isn’t it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool’s Day and ends with cries of ‘May Day’?” -Rob Knauerhase • “We’ll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.” -Dave Barry • “How is a mugger different from the Internal Revenue Service? Both take your money, but the mugger doesn’t make you fill out forms.” -Jacob Sullum