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VINTAGE REDUX
An all - new collection of fresh vintage charm and satire. Authentic found images from the public domain are combined with contemporary text, producing an unexpected, delightful, and witty result. And because we believe in inclusiveness, Mother;s and Father’s Day greetings now include pet parents, and somehow, absurdly, people who have not had children.
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classic illustrated funny stuff
in fresh spring colors
n e w t e x t cards
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All-occasion, no occasion, and laugh out loud funny. 2
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VINTAGE REDUX
easter and spring
Introducing a brand new line of gorgeous Vicorian imagery, playfully updated with contemporary text. These are found images from the public domain that have been carefully altered to make them a bit more relevant to our current age. Our vintage redux cards vary in size between A-2 and A-6, Many of the original images were postcards, approx 4” x 6.25”, and we have kept those dimensions to preserve the integrity of the design. These beauties are digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. cover stock, and they come with a kraft envelope and wrapped in a cello sleeve. # ZDV 5101 - Spring Horizon (4” x 6.25”)
Size Varies Wholesale
$2./ ea
min. 6 per style
# ZDV 5102 - Dope Easter
# ZDV 5104- Macho Bunny Various sizes, digitally printed
# ZDV 5103 - Fist Bump (A-2)
# ZDV 5105 - Hanging Peeps 2. ea
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# ZDV 5106 - Easter Jewish
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# ZDV 5107 - Drunk Mimosas
# ZDV 5109 - Adorable Child
# ZDV 5108 - Live With You
# ZDV 5110 - Mom Rad
# ZDV 5112 - Prop Plane
(banner reads “Mom, you’re the best”)
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# ZDV 5113 -Mom Amazing minimum order 6 per style
# ZDV 5111 -Forest Goddess
# ZDV 5114 - Nailed It
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mother’s day
# ZDV 5117 - Prefer Bikini # ZDV 5115 - Not So Hard
# ZDV 5116 - Love You Roses
# ZDV 5119 - Help Financially
# ZDV 5118 - No Kids
saying hi
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Various sizes, digitally printed
# ZDV 5121 - Nice Seeing You
# ZDV 5122 Zombie Cats
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# ZDV 5124 - Golfing Cats
# ZDV 5123 - Great Advice
# ZDV 5126 - I Know More
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# ZDV 5125 - Vote Liberal
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new baby
# ZDV 5128 - Baby in House
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# ZDV 5129 - OMG Baby 2. ea
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# ZDV 5127 - Tiny Creature
# ZDV 5130 - Best Parents 213-260-1180
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weddings
# ZDV 5131 - Partner in Crime
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# ZDV 5132 - Hooray Engagement
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pet parents
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# ZDV 5134 - Dad from Kids
# ZDV 5133 - Congrats Embracing
# ZDV 5135 - Mom Swallows
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graduation
# ZDV 5136 - Top Hat # ZDV 5137 - Lots of Noise Various sizes, digitally printed
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birthday
# ZDV 5139 - Beer Glorious Beer
# ZDV 5141 - Cat Overboard
# ZDV 5142 - Cat Cymbals
# ZDV 5140 - Hey Cat
# ZDV 5143 - Dispensary
# ZDV 5145 - Eternal Youth # ZDV 5144 - Finish Cigarette
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Various sizes, digitally printed
# ZDV 5146 - Cat aaaah! 2. ea
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new releases
illustrated cards spring occassions
Size A- 7 $2.25/ ea min. 6 per style
We recently redesigned our top - selling illustrated cards with a lighter feel, having fun with Spring Pantone colors. Our illustrated cards are A - 7 and digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. stock. They come with a 100 % recycled kraft envelope and wrapped in a cello sleeve.
# ZDC 0351 - Emergency Mom
# ZDC 0456 - Supportive Tofu
# ZDC 0356 - Father’s Day Weed # ZDC 0354 - Father’s Day Abraham
# ZDC 0386 - Justa Got Lucke Various sizes, digitally printed
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# ZDC 0428 - Plan Graduation minimum order 6 per style
# ZDC 0335 - Valedelorean
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# ZDC 0394 - Life About Journey
# ZDC 0445 - Seal of Approval
# ZDC 0458 - Take the Plunge
# ZDC 0326 - Cannibal Names
# ZDC 0470 - Toast to Mom
# ZDC 0306 - Alice in Wonderbra
# ZDC 0497 - Mother’s B-day
# ZDC 0307 - All Groan Up
# ZDC 0301- Huge Success
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# ZDC 0468 - This Tall
# ZDC 0373 - Hay Thanks
illustrated cards,
# ZDC 0477 - Wanna Spoon
# ZDC 0349 - Dress Fat
# ZDC 0320 - Beverage Glasses
# ZDC 0358 - Find Differences
My Mom’s Computer Keyboard
My Dad’s Computer Keyboard
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# ZDC 0363 - Forever 41 A - 7 digitally printed
$2.25 ea
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TRICK SPACE BAR
SOMEONE
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SOMEONE
TRICK SPACE BAR
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# ZDC 0407 - Mom’s Keyboard minimum order 6 per style
# ZDC 0302 - Dad’s Keyboard
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# ZDC 0378- Humpty Dumpty
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illustrated cards,
# ZDC 0498 - Always Be Friends
# ZDC 0313 - Balloon Kevin
The Spider’s Last Day At Workrk
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# ZDC 0454 - Spider’s Last Day
# ZDC 0471 - Toddler’s Diet
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A - 7 digitally printed
$2.25 ea
# ZDC 0316 - Bear Woods
# ZDC 0395 - Life Goals
# ZDC 0422 - One Day
# ZDC 0467 -This is Life
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# ZDC 0488 - Follow You
# ZDC 0490 - Cat Puzzle
# ZDC 0374 - Hop in Shower A - 7 digitally printed
$2.25 ea
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# ZDC 0405 - Meanderthal
# ZDC 0451 - Slinky Years
# ZDC 0464 - Thermometer Jobs
# ZDC 0380 - Ideal Man
# ZDC 0347 - Do Unto Otters minimum order 6 per style
# ZDC 0339 - All These People
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SERIOUS PUTTY
# ZDC 0398 - Little Engine
SEA CUCUMBER DANCE PARTY
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# ZDC 0447 - Serious Putty
# ZDC 0444 - Sea Cucumber
# ZDC 0434 - Pun People
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# ZDC 0474 - Turtleneck Thanks # ZDC 0423 - Over 40 Mermaid
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# ZDC 0322 - Bob Seger
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# ZDC 0414 - My Resume
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# ZDC 0376 - Horses Hurdles
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Let our text cards say it for you. These are A-7 folded cards, digitally printed on 100lb, 100% recycled cover stock, and they come with a 100% recycled kraft envelope in a cello sleeve. Blank inside.
# ZDC 8177 - Could Get Artsy
# ZDC 8131 - Shutting It Off
# ZDC 8175 - Fresh All The Time
# ZDC 8265 - Books Smart
# ZDC 8119 - Hugh Grant
# ZDC 8211 - Just Fantasizing
# ZDC 8142 - Friends Zombies
# ZDC 8124 - Path in Life
text cards
# ZDC 8202 - Cat Hysterical
# ZDC 8120 - French Intimidate
# ZDC 8299 - Wrinkles Badass
# ZDC 8170 - Divorced Reality
# ZDC 8117 - Check Out Links
# ZDC 8266 - Good Divorced
# ZDC 8156 - Tried Relaxing
# ZDC 8114 - Sociopathic Killer
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text cards,
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# ZDC 8127 - Forty F You
# ZDC 8198 - Made in USA
# ZDC 8164 - Diamonds Pearls
# ZDC 8135 - Cool Shit
# ZDC 8243 - Brownies to Die
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# ZDC 8244 - Language In House
# ZDC 8110 - Hot Right Now
$2.25 ea
# ZDC 8210 - Life Experiences
# ZDC 8287 - Hot Dead Body
# ZDC 8288 - Judging People
# ZDC 8285 - Rejection Firsthand
# ZDC 8284 - Tolerate Disapproval
# ZDC 8126 - Dropped Acid
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# ZDC 8195 - Love is Blind
# ZDC 8205 - My Motto
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# ZDC 8187 - Cook And Stuff
# ZDC 8238 - Gorgeous Woman
# ZDC 8234 - No Empathy
# ZDC 8154 - Counting Blessings
# ZDC 8296 - Aging Funny
# ZDC 8148 - Getting Older
# ZDC 8217 - International Travel
# ZDC 8196 - Love is Patient
# ZDC 8248 - Short Normal Trip
# ZDC 8169 - Not AntiSocial
# ZDC 8246 - Broke and Fat
A - 7 digitally printed
$2.25 ea
# ZDC 8282 - Leave Party
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# ZDC 8192 - Life is Short
# ZDC 8300 - Play Sidekick
# ZDC 8159 - College For This
# ZDC 8173 - Wasting Time
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# ZDC 8113 - Excellent Connections # ZDC 8309 - Baby Old School
# ZDC 8125 - Corporations
# ZDC 8168 - Wine Snob
# ZDC 8271 - Wealth Good Looks
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# ZDC 8160 - Friends With Me
# ZDC 8208 - Soul Sexy
# ZDC 8123 - All Those Pills
$2.25 ea
# ZDC 8276 - Impersonating Adult
# ZDC 8279 - Proper Grammar
# ZDC 8281 - 50 Oh Well
# ZDC 8174 - Sorry Apologize
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# ZDC 8179 - Consuming Info
# ZDC 8307 - Aging Difficult
# ZDC 8231 - Secret Code
# ZDC 8262 - Take Photos
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# ZDC 8240 - Waiting Merlot
# ZDC 8270 - Gives A Crap
# ZDC 8144 - Right To Entitlement
# ZDC 8292 - First Day Problems
# ZDC 8121 - Clone
A - 7 digitally printed
# ZDC 8112 - Regular Asshole
# ZDC 8101 - Screenplay
# ZDC 8167 - Bored Dances
$2.25 ea
# ZDC 8204 - Moral High Horse
# ZDC 8223 - Spelling Loosers
# ZDC 8295 - Small Stiff
# ZDC 8293 - Dream Last Night
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# ZDC 8117 - Check Out Links
# ZDC 8203 - Dark Side
# ZDC 8214 - Pardon Appearance
# ZDC 8290 - Young Beautiful
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prints - Illustrated and text cards are available as prints - Digitally printed with archival inks - Minimum order 2 per style - Wholesale prices, unframed 8” x 10” - $11. 11” x 14” - $14.
To order, use prefix ZDP (Zillion Dollars Prints) with 4 digit item number of the card. Please specify size.
magnets - All TEXT cards are available as magnets - 2” x 2” square - made in USA of high quality materials - Minimum order 4 per style - Wholesale price $2. ea. - Illustrated cards not available as magnets
To order, use prefix ZDM (Zillion Dollars Magnets with 4 digit item number of the text card
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Ordering Information cards
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All cards are digitally printed, blank inside 100 lb. Bright White smooth recycled cover Kraft envelope, 80 lb, 100% recycled Packaged in clear cello sleeve Minimum order 6 per style
Wholesale Prices: Vintage Redux Cards: $2. ea Illustrated and Text Cards: $2.25 ea
Ordering: Orders can be placed by email or phone. Contact us at wholesale@azilliondollars.com to receive a wholesale order form or place an order. Terms: Minimum opening order is $125. Reorder minimum is $100. Payment for the inital order via credit card, paypal, or check is required prior to shipping. All orders are charged at the time of shipment. Net 30 may be available for existing customers upon request.
Shipping: Order processing time is 5 -10 busines days. Shipping cost will be added to your final invoice. In the rare event an item is backordered, we will notify you immediately. Orders are generally shipped via UPS or USPS Priority Mail, and tracking numbers are included. If you need an ASAP order, please contact us before placing your order. Returns and Exchanges: We will happily replace any items that arrive damaged. Damaged merhcandise must be reported within 5 days of receipt. Please contact us as soon as possible if you receive damaged products at wholesale@azilliondollars.com or 213-260-1180
We look forward to sharing our products with you. azilliondollars.com
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t A Zillion Dollars has been featured on the Today Show, Gizmodo, Buzzfeed, and The Huffington Post. In the spring of 2015, our products were featured in the NSS issue of Stationery Trends magazine and in Floral Management magazine. A Zillion Dollars Comics have appeared in numerous Chicken Soup for the Soul books, The Therapist magazine, and in books and newspapers internationally. We are thrilled to be included in the #NSSClassof70 in the upcoming 2016 National Stationery Show.
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