cocktails
Moisten those lips and quench your thirst with cheeky concoctions, adding a pinch of mischief and lots of liquid fun!
SIGNATURE COCKTAILS
Stolichnaya vodka, Passoa, passion fruit purée, lime juice, Galliano, sparkling wine on the side.
Stolichnaya vodka, apple cider, mango purée, lime juice, ginger beer, angostura bitters.
Plantation XO rum, chocolate bitters, caramel syrup.
Knockando 12 year whisky, Drambuie, apple syrup, mint.
Courvoisier VS, sherry, Grand Marnier, amaretto, lemon juice, sugar syrup.
Jimador Silver tequila, Passoa, Archers Peach Schnapps, lime juice, pineapple juice, grenadine syrup.
Vodka, gin, tequila, rum, Baileys, caramel syrup, coffee.
Bacon infused vodka, tomato juice, lemon juice, tabasco, worcestershire sauce, salt & pepper.
Campari, vermouth rosso.
whisky, crème de Cassis, lime juice, mint, ginger beer.
Vodka, gin, white rum, tequila, triple sec, lime juice, sugar syrup, cola.
Vodka, rum, gin, blue Curaçao syrup, lemon juice, sugar syrup, lemonade.
Vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice, cranberry juice.
VIRGIN
Lime
HORNY MONKEY
We believe gin isn’t just a drink – but a spirited adventure waiting to happen. So, pick your favourite and let the wild ride begin!
Juniper based London dry gin with lemon juice & tonic water.
Juniper and citrus balanced dry gin with lime juice & tonic water.
CHEEKY INFUSION
Chilli & strawberry house infused gin with lime juice, sugar syrup & soda water.
Italian pink gin with lime juice & pink grapefruit & Bergamot tonic.
Irish Old Tom gin mixed with lemon juice, sugar syrup, soda water & orange bitters.
GIN MARE
Olive & rosemary gin made in Spain served with rosemary & black olive tonic.
British fruity gin with lime juice and premium Indian tonic.
ENGLISH
GORDON’S
Has been made with the same recipe since the late 1700s.
A classic juniper–infused London dry gin enhanced by citrus and exotic locations.
PINK
Introduces elements of strawberry and raspberry to create a sweet, yet delicate balance.
BOMBAY SAPPHIRE
Contains 10 botanicals from exotic locations around the world.
A modern interpretation of a premium London dry gin, blending 12 exotic botanicals.
MILLERS WESTBOURNE STRENGTH
A deluxe high–strength gin awarded ‘Spirit of the Year 2003’.
Infused with Indonesian, Indian, and Moroccan spices for a unique flavour. BROCKMANS
A fruity gin flavoured with 10 botanicals.
A dry gin made from wheat spirit and nine flavourful botanicals.
Distilled from the finest English wheat, blended with 10 botanicals and exceptionally pure water of Lydwell Spring.
OF BOMBAY
A premium variant of Bombay saphhire intensifying the classic notes, adding bergamot and ambrette seeds for that exotic kick.
TANQUERAY TEN
A superbly controlled explosion of botanical flavours, with much more Citrus character. TANQUERAY
The excellent balance of four fine herbs: juniper, coriander, angelica and licorice help create a multi-layered flavour gin. TANQUERAY BLACK CURRANT
Features Tanqueray’s four classic botanicals enhanced with French black currants.
3.30
SCOTTISH
Infused with rose petals, cucumber, & signature botanicals.
A huge 31 botanicals go into it, 22 of which are native to Islay.
AMERICAN
A spicy, floral gin made with Rye neutral grain spirit & a mix of botanicals.
COLOMBIAN
Based on Dario Parra’s formula, former president of Dictador.
ITALIAN
Distilled in Italy with some of the finest botanicals, and a selection of flavourful Sicilian blood oranges. MALFY
Italian sun-ripened lemons and Amalfi lemon peel enhance the botanical & handpicked juniper.
MALFY
Distilled in Italy with fine botanicals, handpicked juniper, Italian lemons and water from Piedmont. MALFY
A tangy and fruity gin based on fresh citrus, tart pink grapefruit & sweet Italian rhubarb.
MALTESE
“ZEJT TAZ-ZEBBUG”
Hand–crafted limited edition gin made from Maltese organic olive oil & mint.
KAKO
Distilling the Kaki, the Japanese fruit with rich, sweet tones and succulent orange-red peel, combined with Maltese citrus fruits.
IRISH
An Irish spirit made with a signature botanical of gunpowder green tea.
Inspired by the 18th Century Old Tom Style aged in sherry casks & sweetened with honey.
DUTCH
The smooth, malty palate features subtle apricot notes & hints of juniper.
SPANISH
A Mediterranean–inspired gin using basil, thyme, rosemary & Arbequina olives.
GERMAN
47
A 47–botanical gin from Germany’s Black Forest. MONKEY 47 SLOE
A combination of sloe berries and 47 botanicals, from the makers of Monkey 47.
OTHERS
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