Moisten those lips and quench your thirst with cheeky concoctions, adding a pinch of mischief and lots of liquid fun!
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Lager,
Lager,
cocktails
COCKTAILS DIRTY BASTARD 7.95
whisky, lime juice & sugar syrup.
Lager,
7.95
tequila, strawberry purée & lime juice.
7.95
TROPICAL
passion fruit purée & lemon juice. happyofferhour PROSECCO COCKTAILS APEROL SPRITZ 7.95 Aperol, soda water. ITALIAN TWIST 7.95 Campari, elderflower syrup, mint leaves. FIZZY MONKEY 8.50 Cognac, sugar syrup, aromatic bitters. FRENCH 75 7.95 Gin, lemon juice, sugar syrup. +prosecco SIGNATURE COCKTAILS PORNSTAR MARTINI 10.50 Stoli vodka, passoa, passion fruit purée, lime juice, galliano, sparkling wine on the side. BLUE LADY 10.00 Opihr gin, Blue Curaçao syrup, lemon juice, sugar syrup, egg white. BRAMBLE 8.95 Bombay gin, blackberry liqueur, lemon juice, sugar syrup. AVIATION 10.25 Aviation gin, Maraschino liqueur, crème de Violette, lemon juice, sugar syrup. VESPER MARTINI 10.95 Martin Miller’s gin, Stoli vodka, Lillet Blanc, tonic bitters. MY TIE 8.50 Pineapple and ginger infused rum, red orange liqueur, almond syrup, pineapple juice, lime juice. SMOKY BERRY 12.50 Laphroaig 10 year whisky, raspberry purée, chocolate cookie syrup, lemon juice, egg white. SAZ WHO? 9.95 Monkey Shoulder whisky, Calvados, Absinthe, bitters. CHEEKY MARGARITA 8.95 El Jimador Gold tequila, red orange liqueur, lime juice, agave syrup. TORNADO 9.50
Jimador Silver tequila, passoa, Archers peach schnapps, lime juice, pineapple
grenadine syrup.
juice,
GIN COCKTAILS DOUBLE SHOT PER SERVING GORDON’S 7.50 Juniper–based London dry gin with lemon juice & tonic water. BOMBAY SAPPHIRE 8.25 Juniper and citrus–balanced dry gin with lime juice & tonic water. CHEEKY INFUSION 8.75 Chilli & strawberry house-infused gin with lime juice, sugar syrup & soda water. OPIHR 10.25 Oriental spiced gin based on cubeb berries with orange zest & ginger ale. BOATYARD OLD TOM 11.00 Irish Old Tom gin mixed with lemon juice, sugar syrup, soda water & orange bitters, creating the perfect Tom Collins. GIN MARE 11.25 Olive & rosemary Spanish gin, served with rosemary & black olive tonic. MONKEY 47 SLOE 12.00 German sloe berry gin with lime juice, elderflower & cucumber tonic. ALCOHOLIC COCKTAILS AMARETTO SOUR 7.95 Amaretto, lemon juice, sugar syrup. BOUNTY 7.95 Coffee liqueur, Irish cream, coconut syrup. CAIPIRINHA 7.95 Cachaça, lime and brown sugar. FROZEN MARGARITA 7.95 Tequila, triple sec, lemon juice, sugar syrup (choose your flavour). FROZEN CHOCOLATE MARTINI 7.95 Vodka, Irish cream, raspberry purée, chocolate sauce. ESPRESSO MARTINI 7.95 Vodka, coffee liqueur, espresso, sugar syrup. COSMOPOLITAN 7.95 Vodka, Triple sec, cranberry juice, lime juice. NEGRONI 7.95 Gin, Campari, Vermouth Rosso. happyofferhour
FROZEN DAIQUIRI 7.95 White rum, lime juice, sugar syrup (choose your flavour). MOJITO 7.95 White rum, lime juice, sugar syrup, soda water, fresh mint leaves. PIÑA COLADA 7.95 White rum, pineapple juice, coconut syrup, cream. LONG ISLAND ICED TEA 7.95 Vodka, gin, white rum, tequila, triple sec, lime juice, sugar syrup, cola. SKY BLUE ELECTRIC 7.95 Vodka, rum, gin, Blue Curaçao syrup, lemon juice, sugar syrup, lemonade. SEX ON THE BEACH 7.95 Vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice, cranberry juice, lemon juice. NON–ALCOHOLIC COCKTAILS BORA BORA 6.00 Pineapple juice, lemon juice, passion fruit purée, grenadine syrup. GREEN APPLE 6.00 Apple juice, lime juice, Blue Curaçao syrup. VIRGIN COLADA 6.00 Pineapple juice, coconut syrup, cream. VIRGIN MOJITO 6.00 Lime juice, sugar syrup, mint leaves, soda water. SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SLIPPERY NIPPLE 3.50 Grenadine, Sambuca, Baileys. KAMIKAZE 3.50 Vodka, Triple Sec, lime juice. BLOW JOB 3.50 Kahlua, Baileys, whipped cream. HORN DOG 3.50 Blue Curaçao syrup, banana liqueur, dark rum. THE GODFATHER 3.50 Whisky, Amaretto. HORNY MONKEY 3.50 Sambuca Nera, banana liqueur. tray of5 €15 tray of10 €25
aperitifs digestifs
Take our aperitifs and digestifs to a whole new level of playfulness and mischief. Bursting with flavour, they’re the perfect way to boozy up your cheeky meal.
liqueurs
Raise a toast to the Monks who blessed us with this booze and slurp up your favourite liqueur – from Amaretto to Limoncello and everything in between.
fortified wine
Fortify your boozy night out with a full–bodied fortified wine like Port guaranteed to have you buzzed before you can say #GetCheeky!
APERITIFS 40ML APEROL 3.50 CAMPARI 3.50 MARTINI BIANCO 3.50 MARTINI ROSSO 3.50 MARTINI EXTRA DRY 3.50 LILLET BLANC 4.25 PIMMS 3.50 25ML AMARETTO DISARONNO 3.50 ARCHERS PEACH SCHNAPPS 3.50 BAILEY’S IRISH CREAM 3.50 COINTREAU 3.50 FRANGELICO 3.50 KAHLUA 3.50 LIMONCELLO 3.50 MALIBU 3.50 DIGESTIVES 25ML AMARO MONTENEGRO 3.50 AMARO RAMAZZOTTI 3.50 AMARO AVERNA 3.50 JÄGERMEISTER 3.50 LEILA MALTESE DIG 3.75 FERNET BRANCA 3.50 25ML MIDORI 3.50 PASSOA 3.50 SAMBUCA 3.50 TIA MARIA 3.50 RICARD 3.75 DRAMBUIE 3.75 GALLIANO 3.75 BENEDICTINE 4.00 GRAND MARNIER 5.50
RUBY PORT 50ML 4.00 TAWNY PORT 50ML 4.00
wine
A mischievous whisper in your glass, with a lively personality that dances on your palate, leaving a trail of playful flavours and a wink of delight.
Considered the finest of all spirits, throw your fancy out of the window and prepare to #GetCheeky with our Cognac Crazies!
WHITE WINE BTL GLS MEERENDAL CHENIN BLANC South Africa 23.00 5.95 MONTES SAUVIGNON BLANC Chile 23.50 N / A VIVABIO GRILLO Sicily 19.50 4.50 RED WINE BTL GLS PRIMITIVO PUGLIA Italy 23.00 5.95 VIVABIO NERO D’AVOLA Italy 2 5.00 N / A ROSÉ WINE BTL GLS LES TOURNESOLS ROSÉ D’ANJOU France 23.00 5.95 PROSECCO BTL GLS LAMBERTI - EXTRA DRY 22.50 5.70 CIELO CUVÉE DEOR GOLD 24.50 N / A
V.S 25ML COURVOISIER V.S 40.0% 5.00 HENNESSY V.S 40.0% 5.00 the ‘VER Y SPECIAL’ category is reserved for cognacs that have been aged for a minimum of two years. X.O 25ML HENNESSY X.O 40.0% 17.00 the ‘EXT RA OL D’ title is given to cognacs that are at least aged for 10 years.
cognac
gin
We believe gin isn’t just a drink – but a spirited adventure waiting to happen. So, pick your favourite and let the wild ride begin!
Has been made with the same recipe since the late 1700s.
A classic juniper–infused London Dry Gin enhanced by citrus and exotic locations.
Contains 10 botanicals from exotic locations around the world.
A
high–strength gin awarded ‘Spirit of the Year 2003’.
Infused with Indonesian, Indian, and Moroccan spices for a unique flavour.
A dry gin made from wheat spirit and nine flavourful botanicals.
Infused with rose petals, cucumber, and signature botanicals.
A spicy, floral gin made with rye neutral grain spirit and a mix of botanicals.
Hand–crafted limited edition Gin made from Maltese organic olive oil and mint.
Inspired by the 18th Century Old Tom style aged in sherry casks and sweetened with honey.
ENGLISH 25ML ENGLISH GORDON’S 37.5% 3.50
BEEFEATER 40.0% 4.00
BOMBAY SAPPHIRE 40.0% 3.75
MARTIN MILLER’S WESTBOURNE STRENGTH 45.2% 5.50
OPIHR 40.0% 5.00
deluxe
COTSWOLDS 46.0% 6.50
SCOTTISH 25ML HENDRICKS 41.4% 5.50
AMERICAN 25ML AVIATION 42.0% 5.00
MALTESE 25ML
“ZEJT TAZ-ZEBBUG” 40.0% 8.25
GNIBRU
IRISH 25ML BOATYARD OLD TOM 41.0% 6.00
A Mediterranean–inspired gin using basil, thyme, rosemary and Arbequina olives.
A 47–botanical gin from Germany’s Black Forest.
A combination of sloe berries and 47 Botanicals, from the makers of Monkey 47.
Ask a monkey for the selection of the week!
vodka
Get your paws on our selection of world–renowned (and totally hardcore) vodka. Boozy up your drinking spree with one of these!
SPANISH 25ML GIN MARE 42.7% 5.50
GERMAN 25ML MONKEY 47 47.0% 6.50
47 SLOE 29.0% 6.00
MONKEY
25ML HOMEMADE INFUSIONS 40.0% 5.50
OTHERS
LATVIAN 25ML STOLICHNAYA RED 37.5% 3.50 RUSSIAN 25ML SMIRNOFF RED 37.5% 3.50 BELUGA NOBLE 40.0% 6.00 POLISH 25ML BELVEDERE 40.0% 5.50
25ML GREY GOOSE 40.0% 6.50
FRENCH
Channel your inner cheeky pirate with our white, gold, dark or spiced spirits, and raise a glass to rum rebellion!
#GET Cheeky
WHITE 25ML BACARDI CARTA BLANCA 37.5% 3.50 HAVANA 3 YRS OLD 4.25 DIPLOMATICO 3.50 GOLD 25ML MOUNT GAY ECLIPSE 40.0% 4.00 HAVANA CLUB 7 YRS OLD 40.0% 4.25 RON ZACAPA CENTENARIO 23 40.0% 7.50 PLANTATION GRAN ANEJO 45.0% 6.00 PLANTATION GUYANA 2005 42.0% 6.00 PLANTATION JAMAICA 2002 43.0% 6.50 PHANTOM PANAMA 6 YRS OLD 40.0% 7.95 RYOMA JAPANESE RUM 7 YRS OLD 40.0% 7.95 DON PAPA 40.0% 7.95 DARK 25ML CAPTAIN MORGAN DARK 40.0% 3.50 SPICED / FLAVOURED 25ML CAPTAIN MORGAN SPICED 40.0% 3.50 SAILOR JERRY SPICED 40.0% 3.50
rrrum
Scotch your way to the Scotch section with single malts, blends, and grain from the Scottish big drinkers.
A
grain and single malt whiskies that are the perfect companion to a boozy night out.
HIGHLAND
Scotland’s largest whisky region boasts a dizzying selection of rich Highlander Scotch.
SPEYSIDE
Sway with Speyside Scotch, promising your night to get turnttt uppp!
ISLAY
Say Yay for Islay Scotch and get buzzed with your favourite combo.
ISLANDS
Inspired by the 800 islands scattered along Scotland’s coastline, these bottles promise a good night out.
25ML
scotch BLENDED
mix
DEWAR’S WHITE LABEL 40.0% 3.50 J&B RARE 40.0% 3.50 BALLANTINE’S FINEST 40.0% 4.25 CHIVAS REGAL 12 YRS OLD 5.50 DIMPLE 15 YRS OLD 5.00 JOHNNIE WALKER RED 3.50 JOHNNIE WALKER BLACK 5.00 JOHNNIE WALKER BLUE 17.50
of
25ML
CLYNELISH 14 YRS OLD 46.0% 8.25 OBAN 14 YRS OLD 43.0% 7.00 GLENMORANGIE OLD-ORIGINAL 10 YRS OLD 7.75
25ML
DALWHINNIE 15 YRS OLD 43.0% 7.75 CRAGGANMORE 12 YRS OLD 40.0% 7.75
25ML
CAOL ILA 12 YRS OLD 43.0% 6.50 LAGAVULIN 16 YRS OLD 43.0% 9.25 LAPHROAIG 10 YRS OLD 40.0% 6.50
25ML
ISLE OF JURA 16 YRS OLD 40.0% 5.00 TALISKER 10 YRS OLD 45.8% 5.50
Cheeky
with this historic single malt scotch!
Mix it up with a blended malt for a buzzing time with our monkeys.
A globe–trotting, worldwide selection of whiskeys including Irish Whiskey, American Bourbon and Rye, Japanese and French blends.
May
From sweet Tennessee whiskies to Spicy Rye and Unaged Corn – bottoms up!
JAPANESE
These fine Japanese whiskies may not leave you so fine and dandy after a few glasses!
LOWLANDS & CAMPBELTOWN 25ML
got low, low, low,
AUCHENTOSHAN 12 YRS OLD 40.0% 6.00 GLENKINCHIE 12 YRS OLD 43.0% 9.25 BLENDED MALTS 25ML
low
MONKEY SHOULDER 40.0% 5.00 wandering whiskey
25ML
IRISH
the luck of the Irish
you
JAMESON 40.0% 3.50 JAMESON BLACK BARREL 40.0% 4.50 AMERICAN 25ML
be with
when drinking up this lot!
BULLEIT BOURBON 45.0% 4.50 JACK DANIELS SINGLE BARREL 45.0% 5.50 MAKER’S MARK 45.0% 6.00 WOODFORD RESERVE 43.2% 5.50
25ML
YAMAZAKURA BLENDED 40.0% 7.75 AKASHI SINGLE MALT 46.0% 9.25 OTHERS 25ML CANADIAN CLUB 40.0% 3.50
Although
Our cheeky brews are the liquid jesters that will tickle your taste buds with a mischievous kick in every drop!
ASK OUR BARTENDERS FOR THIS MONTH’S SPECIALITY DRAUGHT!
PITU CACHAÇA 3.50 Say ‘adeus’ with Brazil’s national spirit and get sloshed with this naughty bev. GREEN ABSINTHE 3.75
absinthe
Cheeky! D. CALVADOS V.S.O.P. 3.95
made exclusively in Normandy, will bring out your inner naughty Frenchman! POLI GRAPPA 5.50 Channel Grappa’s reputation of infamy and get ready to #getwasted. TEQUILA EL JIMADOR BLANCO 3.50 EL JIMADOR REPOSADO 5.00 other spirits
BEER ON TAP 1/2 PINT PINT L CISK 4.2% 2.75 4.95 8.75 CISK EXCEL 4.2% 2.75 4.95 8.75 BLUE LABEL 4.7% 3.00 5.50 9.95 STELLA ARTOIS 4.6% 2.50 4.95 8.00 HEINEKEN 5.0% 2.75 4.95 10.00 GUINNESS 4.2% 3.30 6.00 11.00
has a history of being banned, we won’t ban you from
Calvados,
beer
CHEERS! 25ML
& SPECIALITY BEERS STRETTA IPA, Malta 6.3% 33CL 6.00 HOUBLON CHOUFFE 9.0% 33CL 6.00 LAGER CISK 0.0 Malta 0.0% 25CL 3.50 CORONA EXTRA Mexico 4.5% 35.5CL 3.95 BECKS Germany 5.0% 27.5CL 3.50 ALE MAREDSOUS ABBEY BLOND Belgium 6.0% 33CL 6.00 LA CHOUFFE BLOND Belgium 8 .0% 33CL 6.00 DUVEL BLOND Belgium 8.5% 33CL 5.50 HOPLEAF PALE ALE Malta 3.8% 33CL 3.50 CHIMAY BLUE DARK ALE Belgium 9.0% 33CL 7.00 WHEAT PAULANER WEISSBIER Germany 5.2% 50CL 5.00 ERDINGER W EISSBIER Germany 5 .3% 50CL 6.00 ERDINGER W EISSBIER DUNKEL Germany 5.3% 50CL 6.00 CIDER STRONGBOW UK 5.0% 33CL 4.00 BULMERS ORIGINAL UK 4.5% 56.8CL 6.50 BULMERS BERRY UK 4.5% 56.8CL 6.50 YOUR VIBE ATTRACTS YOUR TRIBE
IPA
cold beverages
Quench your thirst with our lineup of refreshingly cheeky cold beverages, guaranteed to add a burst of mischief to your everyday sips. #CoolVibesFlowing
cheeky lemonades #get
From zesty lemonades that tango on your tongue to icy concoctions that tease your senses, embrace the playful side of hydration.
ORANGE & POMEGRANATE 5.00 MANGO & PASSIONFRUIT 5.00 STRAWBERRY & MINT 5.00 RASPBERRY & GINGER 5.00 Follow us on fb & insta cheekymonkeygastropub Find out more: cheekymonkeymalta.com
S L FOREIGN STILL WATER 2.50 4.10 FOREIGN SPARKLING WATER 2.50 4.10 SOFT DRINKS / MIXERS 2.75 DASH (MIXER) 1.00 JUICES 2.75 ICE-TEA PEACH / LEMON 2.75 GINGER BEER FRANKLINS 3.75 GINGER BEER JOE 4.0% 6.00
