cheeky mains
CLASSIC CHEEKY BURGER 12.95 Beef patty, tomatoes, mixed leaves & BBQ sauce. Add Cheddar cheese. 1.50 MONKEY SPICE HOT 15.50 Beef patty, Cheddar cheese, mixed leaves, tomatoes, topped with a blended creamy dressing made of red peppers, jalapeños, rocket leaves & Parmesan cheese. KING KONG 19.95 Double beef patty, Cheddar cheese, bacon, egg, onion jam, mixed leaves & tomatoes. CHEEKY TRIPLE 13.50 Grilled chicken breast, bacon, Cheddar cheese, mixed leaves, tomatoes & BBQ sauce. BACON & BEER 15.50 Beef patty, grilled bacon, tomatoes, mixed leaves, & an ale and cheese sauce.
FISH & CHIPS 20.95 Locally brewed beer–battered fish, served with mushy peas, seasoned fries & tartare sauce. NORWEGIAN SALMON 22.95 Baked Norwegian salmon, herb crust lemon dressing. Served with potato dippers. BEEF TAGLIATA 27.95 Grilled flank of beef served with rucola, Parmesan shavings & potato dippers. RUBBED GRILLED CHICKEN THIGHS 17.00 Grilled chicken thighs rubbed with lemon grass & fennel. Served with lemon grass sauce, potato dippers and salad on the side. BBQ RIBS 24.00 Full rack of sticky ribs served with coleslaw and potato dippers.
extras on the side SIDE SALAD 3.50 FRIES 3.00 CHEESY FRIES 4.50 POTATO DIPPERS 3.00 COLESLAW 3.00 MONKEY SPICE SAUCE 2.00 ONION RINGS (8 PCS) 4.50 Desserts CHOCOLATE BROWNIE + chocolate ice cream 5.95 APPLE CRUMBLE + vanilla ice cream 5.95 CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE 5.50 RASPBERRY STRACCIATELLA CAKE 5.50 ICE CREAM Nuts Contains nuts V Vegeterian HOT Spicy platters to share CHEEKY MONKEY COMBO 21.50 6 voodoo wings, 2 loaded skins, 4 garlic bread, tortilla chips, Monkey Spice sauce. BABOON 26.95 4 BBQ ribs, 4 sliders, 6 BBQ chicken wings, garlic bread, potato dippers, Monkey Spice sauce and BBQ sauce. per scoop
SIGNATURE COCKTAILS
BEER COCKTAILS
cocktails Moisten those lips and quench your thirst with cheeky concoctions, adding a pinch of mischief and lots of liquid fun!
DIRTY BASTARD 7.00 Lager, whisky, lime juice & sugar syrup. DISSIDENT 7.00 Lager, tequila, strawberry purée & lime juice. TROPICAL 7.00 Lager, passion fruit, purée & lemon juice. happyofferhour PROSECCO COCKTAILS APEROL SPRITZ 7.00 Aperol, soda water. ITALIAN TWIST 7.00 Campari, elderflower syrup, mint leaves. FIZZY MONKEY 8.00 Cognac, sugar syrup, aromatic bitters. FRENCH 75 7.00 Gin, lemon juice, sugar syrup. +prosecco
PORNSTAR MARTINI 9.75 Stoli vodka, passoa, passion fruit purée, lime juice, galliano, sparkling wine on the side. BLUE LADY 9.50 Opihr gin, Blue Curaçao syrup, lemon juice, sugar syrup, egg white. BRAMBLE 8.25 Bombay gin, blackberry liqueur, lemon juice, sugar syrup. AVIATION 9.50 Aviation gin, Maraschino liqueur, crème de Violette, lemon juice, sugar syrup. VESPER MARTINI 10.25 Martin Millers gin, Stoli vodka, Lillet Blanc, tonic bitters. MY TIE 7.75 Pineapple–ginger infused rum, red orange liqueur, almond syrup, pineapple juice, lime juice. SMOKY BERRY 11.75 Laphroaig 10 year whisky, raspberry purée, chocolate cookie syrup, lemon juice, egg white. SAZ WHO? 9.25 Monkey Shoulder whisky, Calvados, Absinthe, bitters. CHEEKY MARGARITA 8.25 El Jimador Gold tequila, red orange liqueur, lime juice, agave syrup. TORNADO 8.75 El Jimador Silver tequila, passoa, Archers peach schnapps, lime juice, pineapple juice, grenadine syrup.
GIN COCKTAILS
happy hour offer
DOUBLE SHOT PER SERVING GORDON’S 6.95 Juniper–based London dry gin with lemon juice & tonic water. BOMBAY SAPPHIRE 7.50 Juniper and citrus–balanced dry gin with lime juice & tonic water. CHEEKY INFUSION 8.25 Chilli & strawberry house infused gin with lime juice, sugar syrup & soda water. OPIHR 9.50 Oriental spiced gin based on cubeb berries with orange zest & ginger ale. BOATYARD OLD TOM 10.50 Irish Old Tom gin mixed with lemon juice, sugar syrup, soda water & orange bitters, creating the perfect Tom Collins. GIN MARE 10.75 Olive & rosemary Spanish gin, served with rosemary & black olive tonic. MONKEY 47 SLOE 11.25 German sloe berry gin with lime juice, elderflower & cucumber tonic. ALCOHOLIC COCKTAILS AMARETTO SOUR 7.00 Amaretto, lemon juice, sugar syrup. BOUNTY 7.00 Coffee liqueur, Irish cream, coconut syrup. CAIPIRINHA 7.00 Cachaça, lime and brown sugar. FROZEN MARGARITA 7.00 Tequila, triple sec, lemon juice, sugar syrup (Choose your flavour). FROZEN CHOCOLATE MARTINI 7.50 Vodka, Irish cream, raspberry purée, chocolate sauce. ESPRESSO MARTINI 7.00 Vodka, coffee liqueur, espresso, sugar syrup. COSMOPOLITAN 7.00 Vodka, Triple sec, cranberry juice, lime juice. NEGRONI 7.00 Gin, Campari, Vermouth Rosso.
NON–ALCOHOLIC COCKTAILS
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
FROZEN DAIQUIRI 7.00 White rum, lime juice, sugar syrup (Choose your flavour). MOJITO 7.00 White rum, lime juice, sugar syrup, soda water, fresh mint leaves. PIÑA COLADA 7.00 White rum, pineapple juice, coconut syrup, cream. LONG ISLAND ICED TEA 7.50 Vodka, gin, white rum, tequila, triple sec, lime juice, sugar syrup, cola. SKY BLUE ELECTRIC 7.00 Vodka, rum, gin, Blue Curaçao syrup, lemon juice, sugar syrup, lemonade. SEX ON THE BEACH 7.50 Vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice, cranberry juice, lemon juice.
BORA BORA 5.50 Pineapple juice, lemon juice, passion fruit purée, grenadine syrup. GREEN APPLE 5.50 Apple juice, lime juice, Blue Curaçao syrup. VIRGIN COLADA 5.50 Pineapple juice, coconut syrup, cream. VIRGIN MOJITO 5.50 Lime juice, sugar syrup, mint leaves, soda water.
SLIPPERY NIPPLE 3.25 Grenadine, Sambuca, Baileys. KAMIKAZE 3.25 Vodka, Triple Sec, Lime Juice. BLOW JOB 3.25 Kahlua, Baileys, Whipped Cream. HORN DOG 3.25 Blue Curaçao syrup, Banana Liqueur, Dark Rum. THE GODFATHER 3.25 Whisky, Amaretto. HORNY MONKEY 3.25 Sambuca Nera, Banana Liqueur. tray of5 €15 tray
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aperitifs digestifs
fortified wine
liqueurs APERITIFS 40ML APEROL 3.00 CAMPARI 3.00 MARTINI BIANCO 3.00 MARTINI ROSSO 3.00 MARTINI EXTRA DRY 3.00 LILLET BLANC 3.75 PIMMS 3.00 25ML AMARETTO DISARONNO 3.00 ARCHERS PEACH SCHNAPPS 3.00 BAILEY’S IRISH CREAM 3.00 COINTREAU 3.00 FRANGELICO 3.00 KAHLUA 3.00 LIMONCELLO 3.00 MALIBU 3.00 DIGESTIVES 25ML AMARO MONTENEGRO 3.00 AMARO RAMAZZOTTI 3.00 AMARO AVERNA 3.00 JAGERMEISTER 3.00 LEILA MALTESE DIG 3.25 FERNET BRANCA 3.25 25ML MIDORI 3.00 PASSOA 3.00 SAMBUCA 3.00 TIA MARIA 3.00 RICARD 3.25 DRAMBUIE 3.25 GALLIANO 3.25 BENEDICTINE 3.50 GRAND MARNIER 5.00 Take our aperitifs and digestifs to a whole new level of playfulness and mischief. Bursting with flavour, they’re the perfect way to boozy up your cheeky meal. Raise a toast to the Monks who blessed us with this booze and slurp up your favourite liqueur – from Amaretto to Limoncello and everything in between.
RUBY PORT 50ML 3.50 TAWNY PORT 50ML 3.50
your boozy night out with
full–bodied fortified wine
Port or Sherry, guaranteed to have you buzzed
you can say #GetCheeky!
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A mischievous whisper in your glass, with a lively personality that dances on your palate, leaving a trail of playful flavours and a wink of delight.
Considered the finest of all spirits, throw your fancy out of the window and prepare to #GetCheeky with our Cognac Crazies!
the ‘VER Y SPECIAL’ category is reserved for cognacs that have been aged for a minimum of two years.
the ‘EXT RA OL D’ title is given to cognacs that are at least aged for 10 years.
wine
WHITE WINE BTL GLS MEERENDAL CHENIN BLANC South Africa 21.00 5.50 MONTES SAUVIGNON BLANC Chile 21.50 N / A VIVABIO GRILLO Sicily 17.00 4.00 RED WINE BTL GLS PRIMITIVO PUGLIA Italy 21.00 5.50 VIVABIO NERO D’AVOLA Italy 2 3.00 N / A ROSÉ WINE BTL GLS LES TOURNESOLS ROSÉ D’ANJOU France 21.00 5.50 PROSECCO BTL GLS CAVICCHIOLI 1928 20.00 5.00 CIELO CUVÉE DEOR GOLD 22.00 N / A cognac V.S 25ML COURVOISIER V.S 40.0% 4.50 HENNESSY V.S 40.0% 4.50
X.O 25ML HENNESSY X.O 40.0% 16.00
gin
We believe gin isn’t just a drink – but a spirited adventure waiting to happen. So, pick your favourite and let the wild ride begin! ENGLISH
Has been made with the same recipe since the late 1700s.
A classic juniper–infused London Dry Gin enhanced by citrus and exotic locations.
10 Botanicals from exotic locations around the world.
A deluxe high–strength Gin awarded ‘Spirit of the Year 2003’.
Infused with Indonesian, Indian, and Moroccan spices for a unique flavour.
A dry Gin made from wheat spirit and nine flavourful Botanicals.
Infused with rose petals, cucumber, and signature Botanicals.
A spicy, floral Gin made with Rye neutral grain spirit and a mix of botanicals.
MALTESE
Hand–crafted limited edition Gin made from Maltese organic olive oil and mint.
Inspired by the 18th Century Old Tom Style aged in sherry casks and sweetened with honey.
25ML ENGLISH
37.5% 3.00
GORDON’S
BEEFEATER 40.0% 3.00
BOMBAY SAPPHIRE 40.0% 3.25
MARTIN MILLERS WESTBOURNE STRENGTH 45.2% 5.00
OPIHR 40.0% 4.50
Contains
COTSWOLDS 46.0% 5.75
SCOTTISH 25ML HENDRICKS 41.4% 5.00
AMERICAN 25ML AVIATION 42.0% 4.50
25ML GNIBRU
40.0% 7.75
“ZEJT TAZ-ZEBBUG”
25ML BOATYARD
41.0% 5.50
IRISH
OLD TOM
A Mediterranean–inspired Gin using basil, thyme, rosemary and Arbequina olives.
47–botanical Gin from Germany’s Black Forest.
combination of sloe berries and 47 Botanicals, from the makers of Monkey 47.
Get your paws on our selection of world–renowned (and totally hardcore) vodka. Boozy up your drinking spree with one of these!
SPANISH 25ML GIN MARE 42.7% 5.00
GERMAN 25ML MONKEY 47 47.0% 6.00 A
MONKEY
SLOE 29.0% 5.50 A
OTHERS 25ML HOME-MADE INFUSIONS 40.0% 5.00 Ask
vodka LATVIAN 25ML STOLICHNAYA RED 40.0% 3.00 STOLICHNAYA RED 37.5% 3.00 RUSSIAN 25ML SMIRNOFF RED 37.5% 3.00 BELUGA NOBLE 40.0% 5.50 POLISH 25ML BELVEDERE 40.0% 5.00 FRENCH 25ML GREY GOOSE 40.0% 6.00
47
a monkey for the selection of the week!
Channel your inner cheeky pirate with our white, gold, dark or spiced spirits, and raise a glass to rum rebellion!
WHITE 25ML BACARDI CARTA BLANCA 37.5% 3.00 HAVANA 3 YRS OLD 3.75 DIPLOMATICO 3.00 GOLD 25ML MOUNT GAY ECLIPSE 40.0% 3.50 HAVANA CLUB 7 YRS OLD 40.0% 3.75 RON ZACAPA CENTENARIO 23 40.0% 7.00 PLANTATION GRAN ANEJO 45.0% 5.50 PLANTATION GUYANA 2005 42.0% 5.50 PLANTATION JAMAICA 2002 43.0% 6.00 PHANTOM PANAMA 6 YRS OLD 6 YRS OLD 40.0% 7.25 RYOMA JAPANESE RUM 7 YRS OLD 40.0% 7.25 DON PAPA 40.0% 7.25 DARK 25ML CAPTAIN MORGAN DARK 40.0% 3.00 SPICED / FLAVOURED 25ML CAPTAIN MORGAN SPICED 40.0% 3.00 SAILOR JERRY SPICED 40.0% 3.00
rrrum
#GET Cheeky
Scootch your way to the Scotch section with single malts, blends, and grain from the Scottish big drinkers.
BLENDED
A mix of grain and single malt whiskies that are the perfect companion to a boozy night out.
HIGHLAND
Scotland’s largest whisky region boasts a dizzying selection of rich Highlander Scotch.
SPEYSIDE
Sway with Speyside Scotch, promising your night to get turnttt uppp!
ISLAY
Say Yay for Islay Scotch and get buzzed with your favourite combo.
ISLANDS
Inspired by the 800 islands scattered along Scotland’s coastline, these bottles promise a good night out.
scotch
25ML
DEWAR’S WHITE LABEL 40.0% 3.00 J&B RARE 40.0% 3.00 BALLANTINE’S FINEST 40.0% 3.75 CHIVAS REGAL 12 YRS OLD 5.00 DIMPLE 15 YRS OLD 4.50 JOHNNIE WALKER RED 3.00 JOHNNIE WALKER BLACK 4.50 JOHNNIE WALKER BLUE 16.00
25ML
CLYNELISH 14 YRS OLD 46.0% 7.50 OBAN 14 YRS OLD 14 YRS OLD 43.0% 6.50 GLENMORANGIE OLD-ORIGINAL 10 YRS OLD 7.00
25ML
DALWHINNIE 15 YRS OLD 43.0% 7.00 CRAGGANMORE 12 YRS OLD 40.0% 7.00
25ML
CAOL ILA 12 YRS OLD 43.0% 6.00 LAGAVULIN 16 YRS OLD 43.0% 8.50 LAPHROAIG 10 YRS OLD 40.0% 6.00
25ML
worldwide selection of whiskeys including Irish Whiskey, American Bourbon and Rye, Japanese and French blends.
These fine
whiskies may not leave you so fine and dandy after a few glasses!
LOWLANDS & CAMPBELTOWN 25ML Cheeky got low, low, low, low with this historic single malt scotch! AUCHENTOSHAN 12 YRS OLD 40.0% 5.50 GLENKINCHIE 12 YRS OLD 43.0% 8.50 BLENDED MALTS 25ML Mix it up with a blended malt for a buzzing time with our monkeys. MONKEY SHOULDER 40.0% 4.50
IRISH 25ML
the luck of the Irish
lot! JAMESON 40.0% 3.00 JAMESON BLACK BARREL 40.0% 4.00 AMERICAN 25ML From
Tennessee whiskies
– bottoms
BULLEIT BOURBON 45.0% 4.00 JACK DANIELS SINGLE BARREL 45.0% 5.00 MAKER’S MARK 45.0% 5.50 WOODFORD RESERVE 43.2% 5.00
25ML
wandering whiskey
May
be with you when drinking up this
sweet
to Spicy Rye and Unaged Corn
up!
JAPANESE
YAMAZAKURA BLENDED 40.0% 7.00 AKASHI SINGLE MALT 46.0% 8.50 OTHERS 25ML CANADIAN CLUB 40.0% 3.00 A
Japanese
globe–trotting,
Say ‘adeus’ with Brazil’s national spirit and get sloshed with this naughty bev.
Although absinth has a history of being banned, we won’t ban you from Cheeky!
made exclusively in Normandy, will bring out your inner naughty Frenchman!
Our cheeky brews are the liquid jesters that will tickle your taste buds with a mischievous kick in every drop!
ASK OUR BARTENDERS FOR THIS MONTH’S SPECIALITY DRAUGHT!
PITU CACHAÇA 25ML 3.00
25ML 3.25
GREEN ABSINTH
D. CALVADOS V.S.O.P. 25ML 3.50 Calvados,
POLI GRAPPA 25ML 4.95 Channel Grappa’s reputation of infamy
TEQUILA 25ML EL JIMADOR BLANCO 3.00 EL JIMADOR REPOSADO 4.50
ON TAP 1/2 PINT PINT L CISK 4.2% 2.50 4.50 8.00 CISK EXCEL 4.2% 2.50 4.50 8.00 BLUE LABEL 4.7% 2.75 5.00 9.00 STELLA ARTOIS 4.6% 2.25 4.00 7.00 HEINEKEN 5.0% 2.50 4.75 9.00 GUINNESS 4.2% 3.00 5.50 10.00
and get ready to #getwasted.
other spirits beer BEER
CHEERS!
IPA & SPECIALITY BEERS 33CL STRETTA IPA, Malta 6.3% 5.50 HOUBLON CHOUFFE 9.0% 5.50 LAGER CISK 0.0 Malta 0.0% 25CL 3.00 CORONA EXTRA Mexico 4.5% 35.5CL 3.75 BECKS Germany 5.0% 27.5CL 3.25 ALE MAREDSOUS ABBEY BLOND Belgium 6.0% 33CL 5.50 LA CHOUFFE BLOND Belgium 8 .0% 33CL 5.50 DUVEL BLOND Belgium 8.5% 33CL 5.00 HOPLEAF PALE ALE Malta 3.8% 33CL 3.00 CHIMAY BLUE DARK ALE Belgium 9.0% 33CL 6.50 WHEAT PAULANER WEISSBIER Germany 5.2% 50CL 4.50 ERDINGER W EISSBIER Germany 5 .3% 50CL 5.50 ERDINGER W EISSBIER DUNKEL Germany 5.3% 50CL 5.50 CIDER STRONGBOW UK 5.0% 33CL 3.75 BULMERS ORIGINAL UK 4.5% 56.8CL 5.95 BULMERS BERRY UK 4.5% 56.8CL 5.95
YOUR VIBE ATTRACTS YOUR TRIBE
cheeky lemonades #get
From zesty lemonades that tango on your tongue to icy concoctions that tease your senses, embrace the playful side of hydration.
ORANGE & POMEGRANATE 4.50 MANGO & PASSIONFRUIT 4.50 STRAWBERRY & MINT 4.50 RASPBERRY & GINGER 4.50 Follow us on fb & insta cheekymonkeygastropub Find out more: cheekymonkeymalta.com cold beverages S L FOREIGN STILL WATER 2.50 3.95 FOREIGN SPARKLING WATER 2.50 3.95 SOFT DRINKS 2.50 MIXERS 1.95 JUICES 2.50 ICE-TEA PEACH / LEMON 2.50 GINGER BEER FRANKLINS 3.50 GINGER BEER JOE 4.0% 5.50 Quench your thirst with our lineup of refreshingly cheeky cold beverages, guaranteed to add a burst of mischief to your everyday sips. #CoolVibesFlowing