The Paper May,2, 2013

Annie’s Story

Volume 44- No. 18

by Bruce Krider

I learned about Annie online and she was getting on the short side of her stay at the South L.A. Animal Shelter, meaning she had stayed there about as long as they were going to let her before putting her to sleep.

Annie had a bunch of folks rooting for her and trying to find someone who would save her. I saw her picture and decided it was time to pitch in and help save the girl.

She was due to be put down within twenty four hours.

I got her ID number and the address of the shelter which I had not been to before and drove up there on the 20th of February.

It was an easy save. That means there were no lines that day and there were ample shelter staff to make the adoption process move fast. I was in and out in twenty minutes. This is contrasted with L.A. County Shelters which can be a couple of hours where it is like the DMV – take a number and wait. And then wait some more.

As I finished the last of the paperwork and paid the $102 fee, one of the highest shelter fees in the area, they brought out Annie. She was full of life and seemed to know she was busting out of that place. Her senses were telling her something. Her sniffer was going overtime and she was very animated.

When you get a dog out of a shelter there is a change that comes over them.

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get there every day to get them out and walk them around. In addition to my three dogs at home and another besides Annie in the kennel, I get lots of walking.

But she needs it as part of her “fitness program.”

Upon putting the word out to my “friends” on Facebook one woman in Sunnyvale offered to foster Annie. She had fostered other dogs four or five times and was offering to foster Annie. That would change the adoption methods because I would have to shift my focus to the San Jose area instead of San Diego but for what it costs to board dogs full time in kennels, I needed to get her in a less costly place while we looked for a good home.

On Thursday, the 28th, we hopped in my 2007 Honda Element and began the 720mile round trip journey. The plan was to drive up straight through and then possibly even return late that night if I was feeling up to it.

perk them up and they start looking optimistic. It is one of the rewards of saving dogs.

You are there when this metamorphosis occurs. You see them get happy immediately following a time when happiness was not in their vocabulary. Because these dogs get rescued at the last minute generally means they have been there and the anxiety, boredom, worry and hopelessness which had built up over their stay was suddenly being washed away in hope and optimism.

So back to Annie. Annie had been a stray that was picked up and brought in. There was an old microchip but it yield-

ed no current data and she was without a family. I was her new “family,” at least for a while. She appears to me to be about 4 years old but could be one year either way. It was hard to tell.

Annie was a little overweight and that was magnified by the fact that she is not a large German Shepherd. She is on the small side so the weight issue seems like more than what it would seem on another of a more normal, larger size.

We would have to work on the weight.

My routine with these dogs I save is that they go to San Marcos Kennels and I try to

Annie and I arrived at the address of the intended foster person a little early. She was working until 7pm and we got there fifteen minutes ahead (We had a good tail wind).

All was fine initially while we chatted but after a while I began to get the sense that maybe this foster volunteer was backing out of her commitment. She commented that she was concerned that she might get a back ache if Annie pulled on the leash while walking.

After a demonstration, that appeared to fall away.

Then she thought her dog, a year old male Shepherd might not get along with Annie, who had gotten along with every dog and person I had seen her with but she didn’t want to have to deal with two dogs fighting. The truth is they

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she is, declined to hop on the bed. There were two beds and it seemed a waste. She slept on the floor over by the door to the motel room and was deep in REM sleep in only a few minutes. Must have been a good dream from the sounds of it. She had just had a long day and was ready to hit the sack.

did well together. Last she said, “I think it might take longer to adopt out Annie because she needed to lose some weight first,” and apparently was only interested in fostering a very short time. It was like she was looking for excuses to back away.

The alarm rang at 5 am and I got up rather mechanically.

Getting up wasn’t what I wanted to do but the day was not waiting and I wanted to get out of the metro area before the traffic got going plus I had to have Annie back at the kennel before 1 pm when they would close down for three hours. Our stops would have to be few and Annie would have to do her business on cue (which she always did.) It seemed like she got the sense of urgency.

I finally just said, “Well, it looks like you are very reluctant to foster her now and since I don’t want to go through the time and expense of yet another long trip to come back and get Annie, we better just go because it will be a long trip back and we need to get some rest so we can get up early tomorrow to go back home.” I was saying all this at the same time I was actually having a hard time seeing how this person could have the nerve to tell me after having just driven 400 miles at her invitation, only to turn us away.

I said, “C’mon Annie, let’s go,” not looking back. She followed along dutifully and we climbed back into the Element and went in search of a Motel 6, which I have

Give Us This Day Our Daily Chuckle This week, a compendium of wit, wisdom and neat stuff you can tell at parties. Enjoy!

Profound Comments

"It is indeed fitting that we gather here today to pay tribute to Abraham Lincoln, who was born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands."

"Unfortunately we are not equipped with hindsight in advance."

"From now on, I'm watching everything you do with a fine tooth comb."

"There comes a time to put principle aside and do what's right."

Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they

learned allows dogs. We’d stay six or seven hours, get rested up and then get back

left a New York publishing house last Thursday, according to the Associated Press.

Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied.... ~~~ I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days, I had lost exactly two weeks.

~~~ I don't repeat gossip.

So listen carefully ...

Copywight 1999 Elmer Fudd.

All wights wesewved.

Thoughts on Getting Older

You don't know real embarrassment until your hip sets off a metal detector.

She's getting crows feet around her eyes. And I'll tell you, that crow has big feet!

Let's face it, traveling just isn't as much fun when all the historical sites are younger than you are.

You know you're past your prime when every time you suck in your gut, your ankles swell.

on the road for home.

I tried to get Annie to get on the bed but being the shy girl

I don't like to do things now that I did 20 years ago - like look in the mirror.

Heck, I don't feel a day older than I did a hundred years ago.

I'm suffering from Mallzheimer's disease. I go to the mall and forget where I parked my car.

Age always corresponds inversely to the size of your multi-vitamin.

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem.

As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed.

"I'm so ashamed, doc," she said. "I guess I let myself go."

The ride home was uneventful. By 6 am we were on the outskirts of Silicon Valley and I had fed Annie and I managed to find some coffee somewhere. I had a bag of dog ‘Annie’s Story’ Cont. on Page 3

The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, miss. You don't look that bad."

"You really think so, doc?" she asked.

The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."

A friend took her dog to the parlor for a haircut, and asked what it would cost. Being told that it would cost her 60 bucks, she was shocked, "I only pay 50 bucks for my own haircut," she said with disdain.

"But you don't bite, do you?" the groomer quickly replied.

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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

"Talk about the high cost of real estate! The other day I went to

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treats and one of those sanitized dog bones with the fake but tasty marrow in the middle and kept Annie occupied with those things. At other times she wanted to ride “shotgun” in the front passenger seat and check out the action out of the front window and passenger window. Still other times she preferred to sit in the middle of the car, looking out the front window but from in between the two front seats. A good little traveler. It was always funny watching her trying to arrange herself on the front seat in the most comfortable way. I picked up a few tips.

We got back to San Marcos at 12:42 pm and just enough time for me to get her to walk a little more before handing her back to the kennel staff.

She once again obliged me with some DNA samples before going back in. I told the staff to give her a good bath, a good grooming and a ribbon to finish off her whirlwind trip to northern California.

We got to know each other better on the trip and I learned how special she really is. I like her a lot. And she is a big kisser. She likes to show her appreciation for the things you do for her.

What I left out was that this was a second failed attempt to place her in a home. The first failed the Saturday prior when a person in northeastern Arizona who wanted both her and Rex, another Shepherd I have in the kennel refused to let us inspect her home and the premises to ensure the dogs would have a proper place to live.

That trip would have been even longer than the Sunnyvale trip. It has been hard but we are determined to do the right thing by her.

Annie is a very unique looking Shepherd. She has big round pretty eyes and I am not sure but I think she puts on eye liner before I see her in the morning…

Editor’s Note: If you’d like to foster Annie, or adopt, or help in any way, call Bruce Krider at 760.612 9156.

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a phone booth and called an agent to ask what could I get for $500 a month. He told me I was standing in it." ~ Jonathan Winters

An appendix is something found in the back of a book.

Sometimes they get in people and have to be taken out.

First lady: "My son just received his B.A." 2nd lady: "I suppose now he will be looking for his PhD?" First lady: "Well, I'm kind of hoping its just for a J.O.B." The trouble with some selfmade men is that they worship their creator.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place.

Some see the cup as half full, others see it as half empty. I just see it as one more thing I have to wash.

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave it up. They have no holidays." ~ Henny Youngman, 1980

If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

"Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective." ~ P. J. O'Rourke

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

And the minister says, "Just water."

The sheriff says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, "Good Lord, He's done it again!"

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Page 4 - May 02, 2013 Escondido Murder Suspect Jailed under $1 Million Bail

Michael James Hemphill, 58, of Escondido, was facing eviction. He got involved in an argument with the friend of his landlady and, it is alleged, he shot the friend. Hemphill has pleaded not guily last Friday to charges of murder.

Hemphill faces up to 35 years to life in prison if convicted of first-degree murder and an allegation that he used a gun to kill Brandon Sanchez, according to the District Attorney’s office.

Vista Superior Court Judge Marshall Hockett ordered Hemphill jailed in lieu of $1 million bail.

Escondido police responded about 8:30 p.m. Wednesday to a report that shots had been fired on McDonald Lane, near Alexander Drive, in a neighborhood east of Felicita Road.

When officers arrived, they found Sanchez, 36, outside of a trailer in the backyard. He

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had been shot once in his chest and died at the scene, police Lt. Neal Griffin said.

A woman at the residence stated that she had been trying unsuccessfully to evict Hemphill, who lived in a trailer on the property.

Police claim Hemphill provoked the argument and shot Sanchez in an unprovoked attack.

Hemphill called 911 to report the shooting. He was arrested at the scene.

North County Sprinter Trains Back?

A North County Transit District official claims the North County Sprinter trains may be back on the tracks in "a matter of weeks."

As of March 9th of this year, the light-rail system was shut down due to accelerated brake rotor wear. Originally, officials guessed the shutdown would be two to four months.

The Oceanside-Escondido rail line has received heavy critibedroom. She pulled the drapes back and pointed toward the patio.

And there it was. A rather largish snake. Thick, maybe 4' long. No rattles. I began to open the sliding glass door to get a better look.

"Nay, nay, I pray thee kind sire, open not yon portal lest the serpent attack us!"

Well, she didn't exactly say that. What I think she said was, "You open that door and I'll clobber you with my cast iron skillet, chum!"

Man About Town Snakes Alive!

Yes, another snake story from deep in the dark jungles of Southern California.

I had just arrived home and was in the family room when evelyn hollered and said, "come here and see this."

Dutifullly, I joined her in the

As Mrs. Davis didn't raise any dumb kids, I declined to open the sliding glass door . . but I did watch as the serpent slithered his slithery way along the foundation of our home, into the welcoming grasses of our lush backyard, searching, no doubt, for gophers . . . of which there are several families living on our property.

I'm pretty sure it was a gopher snake rather than a garter snake. A bit too large for a garter snake . . . and

cism for cost over-runs, lower passenger revenue than anticipated and for purchasing equipment that had parts that were not easily obtainable.

Some trains were involved in test runs with the replacement brake rotors earlier this month.

During the closure, replacement buses, contracted vans and taxis have ferried the thousands of passengers who relied on the Sprinter across North County.

What are RV Owners to Do?

Mixed reactions have been heard from a variety of persons concerning the new law restricting overnight RV parking in Carlsbad.

Many Carlsbad residents are pleased but RV campers, visiting tourists, and those who live in their RV’s say the change will make them homeless.

The restrictions became effective on March 14, although the city won’t actually start enforcing them until Aug. 1. aggressive. Garter snakes are not very aggressive . . . gopher snakes will try to emulate a rattler . . . and they can do a pretty good job of it, too. They coil, they will strike . . . and they might bite you. But their venom, if they have any, is not toxic. Still, getting bit by any kind of snake is not an experience I seek.

What had drawn Evelyn's attention was the fact that Punkin, my least favorite cat, was lying on the carpet, behind the bedroom drapes, sleeping. When she the snake saw her she apparently pawed at it through the glass. The snake, in response, coiled and struck at Punkin, striking the glass hard and making a loud thudding noise. This startled the cat and set the pups to running around as well.

Knowing Evelyn, I have a hunch she, too, was more than a little startled. Snakes are not high on her priority of treasured wildlife.

Having made the journey all the way from the family room to our bedroom I did the only logical thing left to

Supporters of the ordinance say it’s not aimed at the homeless, but instead at a long-standing problem with people who leave their oversized vehicles parked for extended periods on public streets.

In the past, RVs and other oversized vehicles could be parked on the street up to 72 hours without a permit before they had to be moved to a different spot.

The new ordinance prohibits parking those types of vehicles on city streets between 2 a.m. and 5 a.m.

However, residents and visitors can get free annual permits to park their large vehicles on the street for up to 72 hours at a stretch, several times a year.

The city recently installed about 30 red-and-white signs explaining the new ordinance along major thoroughfares, mainly at points where drivers enter the city.

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do. I laid down on our bed, turned on the tv, and continued to get caught up on the day's newscasts and morning shows of talking heads.

Several times evelyn came in, looking out the window, searching for the snake. "I wonder where he went," she mumbled.

"If you'll open the sliding glass door, step out on the patio and then gingerly walk along the perimeter of our house, following the foundation, you just might spot it again . . . or its mate," I offered, always being the helpful one with advice.

"No, I don't think so," she said.

"Or it might, even as we speak, be slithering down a gopher hole, seeking out its breakfast . . . or, given the time of day, its brunch."

"Well, we sure do have plenty of gophers. It ought to find plenty of food," she observed.

Thereafter, she gave up further searching for the snake.

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‘Man About Town’ Cont. from Page 4 Stay tuned. There are bound to be more exciting snake stories from the deep, dark jungles of Southern California.

••••• Kudos to a whole lot of folks who put on the recent Trout Derby at Dixon Lake, sponsored by the Hidden Valley Kiwanis Club of Escondido.

Right at the top of the list is Kiwanian Barbara Sanchez, principal of Lincoln Elementary School in Escondido. Everyone was raving about how Barbara’s “Young Marines,” students from her school who were outfitted in Marine type uniforms, so efficiently helped the little tykes catch and land their first trout at the now famous “Kiddie Pond.”

The Kiddie Pond is stocked with hundreds of hungry trout and kids 7 years of age and younger are the only anglers allowed to fish that pond.

Poles, hooks, bait, all supplied and there are plenty of

Kiwanian, Escondido Senior Anglers, and Young Marines, all present and eager to help the young ‘uns.

Not a much prettier picture than the smiles and laughter of kids catching their first trout.

154 kids fished the Kiddie Pond over the weekend; Kiwanians were happy, park rangers, Escondido Senior Anglers and fishermen were happy . . . and you just know 154 little tykes were happy, happy, happy.

The White House Correspondent’s Dinner

I thought the Prez stole the show. Great stand-up career ahead of him after he leaves office.

Conan? Not so much.

Polite titters, seldom uproarious laughter, polite, and sparse applause. Did not find him at all funny. Did not crack a smile, let alone laugh.

Rapid fire delivery necessary because awkward lack of laughter during programmed pause (for laughter . . . which

seldom came). Weak.

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On Obama's presentation, however, a number of smiles, a couple of hearty chuckles.

I had been looking forward to watching it. I was disappointed (except for Obama. I thought he was great).

Your take?

••••• Congrats to Escondido Chamber of Commerce CEO and retired banker, Les Abshire, for crafting a $550,000 bank loan that will ease the economic woes of the Chamber and with a comfortable monthly pay-back amount.

Both chamber and city offihad been roundly criticized, including criticism from The Paper, for the idea of the city buying the building from the chamber for $550,000. We argued then, as did many other critics, that this was not an appropriate use of city money, that the chamber, particularly in view of

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Letters to the Editor

An Open Letter to Senator Mark Wyland from a Constituent

Dear Senator Wyland,

As you know AB 1401 seeks to extend Jury Pools in California to include non-citizens who are in the USA legally. I seriously object to this as my understanding of the law is that I am entitled to be judged by my peers. My peers include citizens of many different ethnic backgrounds. I deserve to be judged by those whose ‘Letters to the Editor’ Cont. on Page 10

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The

Social Butterfly

Evelyn Madison The Social Butterfly Email Evelyn at: thesocialbutterfly@cox.net "Kids in the Garden" Class on May 11

The Kids in the Garden class meets at Alta Vista Gardens the second Saturday of the month. The May 11 class from 10am-12noon will feature Gardens member Heather Clarke with her guitar and Farmer Jones with her autoharp, sharing favorite songs with children for a singalong. Also children will make their own instruments – rubber band guitars, shakers, and kazoos. Adults are welcome.

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"I was on a date recently, and the guy took me horsebackriding. That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters." - Susie Loucks "I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog." Wendy Liebman

A bus driver is conducting a tour of famous Civil War battle sites. "Here," he points out at one spot, "is where the Southern troops routed a whole regiment of Yankees. Over there, the Rebs wiped out a whole platoon of Yanks. Down about a mile, there's another valley where we captured a thousand Union soldiers."

A tourist says, "Didn't the North ever win a battle?"

"Yes ma'am. But not while I'm driving this bus."

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No." The next question, intended for people who had answered

Music Garden Kids at Drumming Circle

$5/child, and accompanied adults are free. Families are welcome to stay and enjoy the Children’s Music Garden and Enchanted Garden Tube Tunnels. Field trips and scout outings are available and welcome. Pre-registration with Farmer Jones is r e q u i r e d ; farmerjones@altavistagardens.org or 760.822.6824. in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

I find that ducks' opinion of me is greatly influenced by whether or not I have bread.

An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked, "Is it true that a person can fall down on a sidewalk in your country and then sue the landowners for lots of money?"

Told that it was true, the lawyer turned to his partner and started speaking rapidly in Italian.

When they stopped, the American attorney asked if they wanted to go to America to practice law.

"No, no," one replied. "We want to go to America and fall down on sidewalks."

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

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Alta Vista Gardens is located at the top of the hill inside Brengle Terrace Park, 1270 Vale Terrace Drive, Vista.

Check the website at www.altavistagardens.org.

ASPCA Awards Grant to Humane Society

The Escondido Humane Society was recently awarded a $1,000 grant from the ASPCA as part of the $100K Challenge to Save Animals’ Lives. Funds from the grant will be used to help shelter, feed and care for the more than 6,400 homeless animals that the Escondido Humane Society shelters each year.

The grant was awarded through the photo contest of the $100K Challenge, and Escondido resident Terry Grenier scored a winning entry with her dog, Sammy Girl.

The Escondido Humane Society was the first and only San Diego County shelter to win a spot in the ASPCA Challenge and competed against 49 shelters nationwide for a chance at more than $500,000 in grant funding.

The Humane Society found homes for 1,058 animals during the three-month competition, and placed 37th overall.

Meeting/Events Calendar

Parking Lot Sale at S.M. Senior Center - The "2nd Time Around" parking lot sale will be held on Saturday, May 4, from 8am to 1pm, at the San Marcos Senior Center, 111 W. Richmar (Twin Oaks Valley off ramp from Hw. 78, go north 2 lights, then left on Richmar). The event will be an Old Fashioned Flea market with Faded Fortunes, Fancy Fauxs, and Fabulous Finds, and lots of items for the practical minds. Great bargains galore.

For more info, call 760.744.5535.

Celebrate Cinco de Mayo at ArtWalk in

San Marcos - Sponsored by Old California Restaurant Row, the ArtWalk is a monthly, outdoor event boasting fine artists, community art-based organizations, local aspiring art students, and a Car Show featuring exotics, sports cars, hot rods, classics, modified drag racers, and more. The May 5th ArtWalk, from 1-5pm, will be saturated in history and color as the artists will be showcasing works inspired by the Mexican-American celebrations. Whether it's paintings, prints, photographs, or hand-made jewelry, visitors will be delighted by the vast talents of the regional artists. Admission is free. Special offers on dining and entertainment are made available for many of the Old California Restaurant Row businesses. The address is 1020 W. San Marcos Blvd. For information on restaurants, events and shopping options, visit www.oldcalrestaurantrow.com.

"Money Making Monday" is May 6 at Vintana - The Escondido Humane Society is partnering with Vintana in Escondido for Money Making Monday on May 6th. It's a great opportunity to dine out with family and friends while supporting homeless animals at the same time. With each flier presented on May 6, starting at 5pm, Vintana will donate 15 percent of the sales to EHS and the animals in its care.

Reservations are required; diners can call Vintana at 760.745.7777 to reserve their tables.

Fliers can be downloaded on the EHS website at http://www.escondidohumanesociety.org/Documents/VintanaMo neyMondayFlyerMay6.pdf or pick them up at the shelter, 3450 E. Valley Parkway.

For more info, call 760.888.2235.

AMGEN Tour of California Escondido Out Front: Official Team Presentation and Opening Gala will be on the Concert Hall stage at the California Center for the Arts, Escondido, on Friday, May 10, at 5:30pm. The gala features the official presentation of the teams, wine tasting, entertainment, and silent auction. Tickets of $125/person, includes wine tasting, dinner and VIP entrance to the after-party. Discount of 10% applies for purchase of three or more tickets. Call 760.839.4124 for info and tickets or check the website at www.amgen2013escondido.org.

Democrats to Discuss City Recreation Cuts - The May meeting of Escondido Democrats will discuss the City Council's policy toward recreation programs.

Recent decisions have set a course that critics say will reduce recreation programs in the city, at the same time increasing fees to participants. Presenters Mel Takahara, Pat Mues and Roy Garrett will review how budget and policy decisions are affecting recreation programs. The meeting will be at 10:30am on Saturday, May 11, at the Escondido Chamber of Commerce, 720 N. Broadway.

Admission is free and open to everyone.

Light refreshments will be served. For more info, call 760.740.8595, email communications@escondidodems.org or visit www.escondidodems.org.

Parliamentary Workshop Scheduled The Nu Chi Unit of Parliamentarians is hosting a workshop entitled "Code of Conduct," a pattern of formality that keeps an organization running smoothly.

The workshop will be held on Saturday, May 11, in Room 5 at the Park Avenue Center (formerly Joslyn Senior Center), 210 E. Park Avenue, Escondido, from 9am to 1pm, with registration and refreshments at 8:30am. The workshop is for officers, committee chairs and members of your association, and will be presented by George Speer, Bob Forthun, Robert Fuhrmann, and Jackie Marazzi, Parlamentatians, guiding you to success with Robert's Rules of Order. Each firsttime attendee will receive a copy of "Robert's Rules of Order - In Brief" and all will receive a workbook. The cost is $40/person. Send check, payable ro CA Nu Chi Unit, to Sally Medina, 231 Dorothy Court, Escondido, CA 92027.

For more info, call Jacqueline Marazzi at 760.480.0155.

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‘Chuckles’ Cont. from Page 6

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

••••• A labor union rep walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama’s victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him. He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican. So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican."

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice. This infu-

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Officers began issuing warnings to violators last week, and will start issuing $50 citations after Aug. 1, said Police Department spokeswoman Jodee Sassway.

Oceanside and Encinitas have laws banning overnight RV parking.

Six-year-old Vista Boy Dies from Vehicle Accident

Last Thursday evening a 6year-old boy apparently ran out into the street in front of his grandmother’s house in Vista and was struck by a vehicle.

The youth, Isaac Nutter, lived in Carlsbad with his mother, Fanny Carchure, and 1-year old brother, James.

The incident was reported at 6:08 p.m. in the area of Melrose Drive and Spires Street, according to the Sheriff’s Department.

He was taken by medical helicopter to Rady Children’s

May Art Exhibitions at Municipal Gallery - The exhibition "Contemporary Realism" features artwork that relies on ordinary reality for its form and content.

Over 40 works of art will re-introduce you to the subtle beauties of our life including people and objects that are often overlooked. Also opening this month is "Velocipede" and exhibition highlighting the bicycle. On Sunday, May 12, during the "Amgen Tour of California" the EAP will host an open house with refreshments, games, music, and lots of great bike related art. The Amgen race starts and finishes in Escondido. Exhibitions run from May 10 thru June 1, at the Escondido Municipal Gallery. Operning receptions during 2nd Saturday ArtWalk on Saturday, May 11, from 5:30-8pm. Also opening this month will be "People" in the Inner Space Gallery, featuring members of the PhotoArts Group. The Gallery is located at 262 E. Grand Avenue, at Juniper St. Check the website at www.escondidoarts.org.

Luncheon and Installation of Officers of Brandeis Local Chapter – The Rancho Bernardo Chapter of the Brandeis National Committee is celebrating the Installation of Officers at a Luncheon on May 14, and there will be a silent auction.

Registration begins at 11am on Tuesday, May 14, at the Country Club of Rancho Bernardo, 12280 Greens East Road, San Diego. Cost of the luncheon is $28/person with three menu choices and dessert.

For more info and to RSVP, call Charlotte at 858.485.7791. All proceeds from the silent auction will benefit Sustaining the Mind: Scientific Research and Scholarship Fund of Brandeis University, Waltham, MA.

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Students of the Music Department will be performing as groups and soloists. Tickets are $6 to $12/person. Call the box office at CCAE for information and tickets.

Don’t Miss the Boat... Go Cruisin’ with the RB Chorale – To kick off the RB Chorale’s 40th year, a fun-filled cruise is being planned to include families, friends and fans. Join them to cruise Alaska. Sail from Seattle on July 20 for a week of good, beverages, fine entertainment and exquisite scenery aboard Norwegian Cruise Lines “Jewel.” This cruise travels through the “inside passage” and will stop in Ketchikan, Juneau, Skagway, and Victoria, with one day at sea spent cruising the Sawyer Glacier. Make your reservations now. Norwegian Cruise Lines http://www2.ncl.com or 1.866.625.1165, using Group ID 2221929 and Agent ID 858.344.1123. Inside cabins start at $899 plus insurance, taxes and airfare, and all information including details of the various ports of call and other pricing is on the website www.rbchorale.org.

Pops Concert by San Pasqual High School - The San Pasqual High School Music Department will present their outstanding Dance, Orchestra, Show Choirs, and Color Guard on Thursday, May 16, at 7:30pm, at the Concert Hall of the California Center for the Arts,

Comic Art Competition for Grades 612 – Cartoon Art Juried Student Exhibition open to students in grades 6-12 enrolled in any public or private school, or home study program. All work must be original in concept, appropriate for family viewing, and executed by the submitting artist. All categories of Cartoon Art will be considered for entry, including, but not limited to, comic book art, book illustration, caricatures, animation drawings, cartoons, manga, newspaper panels, etc. It will be displayed from June 20-July 28, 2013, at the California Center for the Arts, Escondido, in conjunction with Art Illustrated – Celebrating Comic Art. For all 2D media contact the Center Education Department at 760.839.4179 for details of size, matting, etc.

Submissions can be hand-delivered or shipped to CCAE, 340 North Escondido Blvd., Escondido; the deadline is June 1.

Jury notification the week of June 10-14; Awards Reception June 29; and pick up work July 29-31. Awards for excellence

The driver stopped at the scene and was interviewed by deputies. The motorist was not suspected of being under the influence of either alcohol or drugs.

Abshire’s many years in bankaing and his expertise in that area, should be able to secure a loan within the commercial market.

Hospital, where he died.

AMGEN Tour Festivities

The 2013 Amgen Tour of California professional road cycling race brings with it the opportunity for fans to immerse themselves in the world of cycling during the eight-day race May 12-19, 2013. From the Lifestyle Festival that travels to a new host city each day to special VIP Experiences that provide unprecedented access inside the race, including access to the riders, there is something for everyone, from budding fan to avid cyclist.

The 2013 Amgen Tour of California will cover nearly 750 miles of scenic California roadways, highways and coastlines. While the annual race will feature the world’s elite road racers, fans don't ‘Local News’ Cont. on Page 10

‘Man About Town’ Cont. from Page 5

Abshire did exactly that. He negotiated a $550,000 loan with payments $250 a month lower than the rent payments to the city would have been.

Much more business-like approach to solving a problem and a great example of what a chamber of commerce can do, and should do.

Well done!

••••• Hope you read this week’s cover story. Here’s a note from a very smart dog (who knows how to write!): “Hi, my name is Annie. I am a 5 year old spayed German Shepherd. Volunteers say I am beautiful and adore attention.

And I need a fur-ever home. I have been living in a kennel for three months since being saved by my friend Bruce, from euthanasia in a L.A. animal

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will be presented at the Awards Reception on June 29, at CCAE. Criteria for judging will include Creativity/Originality; Technical Merit; Use of Media; Impact; and Humor (if appropriate).

Save the Date – of August 23rd for the First Annual Pars Fore Patriots Benefit Golf Tournament to be put on by the Lake San Marcos Republican Women Federated. It will be held at the St. Mark Golf Club, 1750 San Pablo Drive, San Marcos, with a tee off time of 12:30pm.

The event will be a day of fun and fellowship to honor and benefit the wounded, ill and injured servicemen and women of the Balboa Naval Hospital. If you are interested in playing (cost is $100/each), volunteering or donating prizes, contact Susie Glass at 760.744.5350 or email sglass51@gmail.com.

RB Alive Expo is Expanding – The 25th Annual RB Alive! Expo Street Fair will be on Sunday, June 2, from 10am to 4pm, on Bernardo Center Drive. RB Alive’s footprint is expanding, providing more space for vendors and entertainment. Don’t miss your chance to be involved. The upcoming street fair will contain approximately 300 booths, 3 stages, a food court and kids zone. Reserve your booth space today; don’t miss the chance to place your business or product in front of 55,000 people on this one day event. Deadline is May 17. For details, contact the San Diego North Chamber of Commerce, 10875 Rancho Bernardo Road, Ste. 104, San Diego, CA 92127, or call 858.487.1767.

Oceanside Int’l Film Festival's Call for Submissions – OIFF (Oceanside Int’l Film Festival) announces its open call for submissions from professional and amateur filmmakers. Now through June 10, 2013, the festival is accepting works from

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‘Social Butterfly’ Cont. on Page 10

Bruce comes every day to take me to a dog park and play for an hour or more but its not like having a real home or having my own family. He tries to be there for me but I still sit in a kennel for the other 22 hours every day.

I would really like to sleep at the foot of my master's bed and go hang out and just be a pal.

I am great with all dogs and people except that I am a little fearful of people when I don't know them. There were some people in the past that were not nice to me so new people need to show me they are not going to hurt me before I am really comfortable. The staff at the kennel all call me a "love" and I love them as well.

Hope to see you soon.” (Paws crossed and saying a little prayer.) /s/Annie

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‘Social Butterfly’ Cont. from Page 7

both international sources and local San Diegans. No experience necessary, as long as applicable anti-piracy laws and copyrights are respected. Students are especially encouraged to participate by taking an advantage of great discount rates. Held August 15, 16, 17, and 18, 2013, OIFF officially kicks off a season of various film festivals, which are conducted annually in San Diego county and usually continue through the Fall. OIFF is an opportunity for independent filmmakers to have their work screened and judged. It also gives the film buffs a jumpstart chance for viewing local and international films at a place in Southern California known for its rich history, beautiful beaches, and artistic freedom.

Film categories include Narrative Feature Films and Full Length Documentaries, 40-120 min; Narrative Short Films and Short Documentaries, under 40 min; Animation Films and Student Films, up to 120 min. Go to www.ocaf.info to submit films. Notifications will be made by July 1, if selected for festival screening.

Mail submissions only on DVD or Bluray to P.O. Box 3054, Oceanside, CA 92051. Call to leave a message at 760.433.3632 or email OIFF@ocaf.info.

See OIFF Facebook page for more info: www.facebook.com/likeOIFF

‘Local News’ Cont. from Page 7

have to be cyclists to enjoy the race – the Amgen Tour of California Lifestyle Festival, perfect for all interest levels and ages, provides a day of entertainment and fun for the whole family.

For avid cycling fans looking to create the ultimate race-day memory, short of turning pro, you can't get any closer to the action than Amgen Tour of California VIP Experiences. These limited edition hospitality packages are the only way to get on the course and behind the scenes during a stage of America's Greatest Race: • VIP Car Ride ($1,500 $2,500): Experience the crowd, the course and the excitement the way the riders do by following the peloton on the route in an official race vehicle. Arrive ahead of the cyclists and watch them race to the finish line from the VIP Suite, then follow the stage winners to the official post-race press conference, which is otherwise closed to the public.

• Finish Line Experience ($1,000): This exclusive "behind the scenes" VIP Experience provides access to the official media compound, backstage to watch the award presentations from the green room, and to the post-race press conference where the stage winners recap the day.

More information about the Lifestyle Festival and VIP Experiences is available at www.amgentourofcalifornia.com. ia.com to purchase

‘Letter to the Editor’ Cont. from Page 5

lives are guided by the culture and mores of my country and not those of foreign lands. People in the USA legally but who remain non- citizens are not my peers! I also object on the basis that this legislation only serves to further narrow the differences between citizens and non-citizens. The advantages of citizenship are already sufficiently obscured by a plethora of ultra liberal programs.

Please do not support AB 1401.

It is easy to understand that our courts need a broader base of qualified potential jurists. If the legislature would pass bills that required all businesses to make employees available without docking their pay or charging the absence against vacation time or sick time the jury pool would expand proportionately. Also, the reimbursement rates for jury duty and mileage are seriously out of touch with economic reality. Let's address these issues and find responsible solutions to the jury pool problem.

AB 1401 and giving away our citizenship rights and responsibilities is not the the American way!

Thank you,

Sid Colquitt Escondido, Ca, 92026 colquitt@cox.net

A Response from Senator Mark Wyland

Thank you for taking time to contact my office and share your thoughts on Assembly Bill 1401. I appreciate hearing from you on this issue.

AB 1401 would expand jury duty obligations to include lawfully present immigrants.

While I have not yet had an opportunity to vote on this measure, it gives me great concern.

Lawful immigrants should and do have every right to live, work, and be part of the community, but they do not owe their allegiance to the United States. There are certain rights and duties, such as voting and jury duty that are rightfully reserved only for citizens. This

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Our wee Bonnie Lass is all ready for a forever home. She is a sweet 4 year old 7 pound miniature poodle. Bonnie is very mellow and gets along with other pets and people.

Bonnie loves to be held like a baby but also walks very well on a leash. Bonnie is housetrained and crate trained as well. She will do well in any type household.

Like all our dogs Bonnie is spayed and microchipped.

Her 5 way vaccines and rabies are all up to date. She comes with a full 4 piece safety equipment set, food for her transition and any favorite toys or bedding. Applications are being accepted through our website. You can see more pictures on or website as well. www.forgottenpaws.org or contact us at admin@forgottenpaws.org or 949-246-1280.

Macon is a 9-month-old neutered male bunny, ID 70809. Macon (rhymes with bacon) is a 8-month-old neutered boy. He has a handsome agouti coat. Macon is a bit shy at first but friendly and confident once he gets to know and trust you. His hobbies include dining on yummy salads, dancing and tossing his toys around. He's very playful but will also become a "pancake" when you pet him. Macon isn't crazy about being picked up (like most bunnies), but he will keep you entertained with his wonderful personality once he finds a kind home.

Macon is available for adoption at the Escondido Humane Society, 3450 E. Valley Parkway. His $45 adoption fee includes his neuter, microchip and vet exam. For more information, call (760) 888-2247.

‘Chuckles’ Cont. from Page 7 riates the union rep.

The union rep once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The union man once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The union man asks the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that Republican?

I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly ass does is smile and thanks me.

Is he nuts?"

"Nope," replies the bartender.

"He owns the place."

••••• If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?

‘Chuckles’ Cont. on Page 11

"Silver Lining" is the Pet of the Week at your Rancho Coastal Humane Society in Encinitas. She's a 3 to 4 year old, 16 pound, “Maltipoo.” (That’s a Maltese – Poodle mix.) Silver Lining was transferred to RCHS from another shelter through the FOCAS program.

When she arrived at RCHS her fur was like a dark cloud. It was so thick and matted that it all had to be shaved off. When we cut away her tangled coat, underneath was “Silver Lining.” Now that she can feel again, she loved to be touched.

Silver Lining’s $145 adoption fee includes up to date vaccines, veterinary exam, spay, and microchip. If you can't adopt her, consider sponsoring Silver Lining until she’s adopted.

Meet your new cat, dog, or rabbit at Rancho Coastal Humane Society, 389 Requeza Street in Encinitas.

Adoption hours are 11 to 5 Wednesday through Monday. For more information call 760-753-6413 or log on to www.sdpets.org.

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Escondido • Mayor Sam Abed PRESTIGIOUS CYCLING RACE STARTS MAY 12!

Just a few more days until the AMGEN Tour of California, America’s largest and most prestigious professional road cycling stage race, starts in Escondido.

On May 12, 2013 16 professional racing teams will face a 107-mile loop for Stage 1, which will start and finish on Grand Avenue in historic Downtown Escondido.

Overview of events:

Friday, May 10: Cruisin’ Grand (Free);Team Presentation Gala ($125); Kick Off After-Party ($20) Saturday, May 11: L’Etape du California – “Rules of the Road” Ride

Sunday, May 12: Race day events start at 9:30 a.m. You can experience the opening ceremonies and the official start of the race at 11 a.m…. then stay downtown for the day-long events, watch the race on jumbo screens, and be there for the exciting finish (approximately 3:30pm).Here are some of the events: Good Morning Amgen!; Lifestyle Festivals and Kids’ Zone; Food Truck Village, Mother’s Day Home Tours; Music by “Dead Feather Moon” at 11:30 a.m. and “Sue Palmer and Her Motel Swing Orchestra” at 1:30 in Grape Day Park; Honor Ride: Ride 2 Recovery; Break Away From Cancer® Mile; and the Amgen Tour of California – Stage 1 Finish!

For a full list of race day events and updates visit http://visitescondido.com/ and www.amgen2013escondido.com

Vista • Mayor Judy Ritter

This month brings all sorts of fun and activities to Vista for both children and adults. There are many opportunities for recreation, classes, and activities that may suit you and your family’s needs. If you have not registered your child for summer camp, there is still time.

The day camps offer a wide variety of activities, extended programming, interesting and fun guest speakers, field trips, special events and much more. Go to vistarecreation.com or call the Recreation Department at 760.639.6156.

Cleaning out the garage? EDCO residential customers in the City of Vista will or have already received a

Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching TV. Instead I will move my TV into the bedroom.

The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners:

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

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Items not accepted are hazardous waste, tires, computer monitors, TV’s, and appliances containing Freon. These items may be taken to the Vista Household Hazardous Waste Collection Facility located at 1145 E. Taylor Street. The center is open on Saturdays from 9 am to 3 pm, except on holiday weekends.

Sarchasm:

The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte:

To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Glibido:

San Marcos • Mayor Jim Desmond Community Services Department Needs Assessment Survey

The City’s Community Services Department recently launched a needs assessment survey to determine resident priorities pertaining to community recreational wants and needs. San Marcos residents 18 years and above are encouraged to complete the short, seven question survey now through May 6 by visiting www.surveymonkey.com/s/N5L8BSR. When the survey is completed, click ONCE on "Done," which will automatically submit survey responses. While the survey program will redirect respondents to the top of the page, please do not resub-

mit results. Survey results highlighting the community’s preferences will help guide staff and the Community Services Commission in providing future direction for recreational amenities within San Marcos.

Community Services provides community-benefiting programs and support services at City parks and recreational facilities. Some of these programs include providing activities for preschoolers and day camp programming; special interest classes and club programs; senior citizen services; youth and adult sports; cultural and performing arts; aquatics; trail and nature cen-

ter activities and more.

For more information, please visit www.san-marcos.net or call (760) 744-9000.

Oceanside • Mayor Jim Wood

Oceanside’s Downtown Walking Tour

It’s that time again when the Oceanside Historical Society begins their monthly historical walking tours through our downtown area. From now through September, the Oceanside Historical Society will host their monthly walking tours on the second (2nd) Saturday of each month. All walks begin at 9:00 AM in the Oceanside Civic Center Plaza (300 North Coast Highway), in front of the Oceanside Library. All walks go at a leisurely pace through downtown Oceanside and through nearby residential areas, around 1.5 miles.

All talk and no action.

Participants will see some of the historic and architecturally significant buildings in the City of Oceanside, and learn abut the people and events of the 125 years since Oceanside was founded. Along your walk you’ll see markers with “O.U. Miracle” on the sidewalks and curbs. Be sure to ask your guide about these markers – and your guide is no less then North County’s “Premiere Walk Historian” and founding board member of the Oceanside Historical Society, John Daley. All walks are FREE and participants are encouraged to wear a hat and comfortable shoes for this great event. For more information, call the Oceanside Historical Society at

(760) 722-4786 or email them at info@OceansideHistoricalSociety. org.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

6. Doc, Doc Goose 7. Simon Says Something Incoherent 8. Hide and Go Pee 9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta 10. Musical Recliners

Games for the "Older" to Play

Letters to the Editor from the Washington Post: [Some - OK - MOST of these miss the point entirely.]

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

1. Sag, You're It! 2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy 3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear 4. Kick the Bucket 6.. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

To the editor:

Does The Post so hate America that you wish to deliver our national secrets into the ‘Chuckles’ Cont. on Page 13

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Last year we ran this series to help our readers avoid “malware” attacks. We have updated it and are running it again. Losing your identity or the use of your own PC to criminal attacks is more than annoying. Internet criminal activity costs home and business users billions of dollars a year in fraud, repairs and lost business.

Avoiding exploits on the Internet requires vigilance. Because the Internet transcends all geo-political boundaries, there are no comprehensive rules of law that govern fraudulent or criminal activities on the WWW. Each country is responsible for enforcing its own laws regarding the Internet. Western nations typically have laws pertaining to criminal activity by citizens originating within their borders but many Eastern nations either don’t have or don’t

You’re Now Free to Work for Yourself

Last week, working Californians started earning money for themselves instead of giving it to the government. Tax Freedom Day, April 24, marked the end of the 114 days that Californians have to work each year to pay off their federal, state and local taxes.

The non-partisan Tax Foundation calculates Tax Freedom Day for the nation and each state. It assumes that the nation starts working on January 1, earning the same amount each day and spending this income only on taxes.

Tax Freedom Day “arrives” when citizens have earned enough to pay off all of their taxes. Californians

enforce such laws, as a result, most organized criminal activities are centered in Eastern Europe, the middle East, Asia and Africa. It is estimated that international crime families launch 80% of Internet attacks.

Malware attacks fall into two categories. Covert attacks are designed to avoid detection. They quietly mine data and pass it on to criminal “botnets” without disrupting your PCs operation. Overt attacks are visible and often disruptive. They seek shortterm benefits by exploiting the computer or the user directly.

E-mail hacking is a common covert attack. You get a message asking you to verify your account with your Email account username and password. You comply not knowing that you have just responded to a “phishing” attack. The “phishermen” now have access to your e-mail account. If this attack was for the purpose of “data mining” you will never know you’ve been hacked. The “phisherman” will use or sell the access to your account. Someone will be reading your in and out E-mail “mining” data on you and your contacts and you will never know it.

The E-mail hack becomes overt if the purpose of the “phishermen” is to use your account to contact others. They may exploit the trust or influence you possess with your contacts to promote scams, sell products or create “hits” on commercial URLs. They may use your account to contact only your address book or for mass mail-

ings. Either way you will know about it pretty quickly and will be forced to change your E-mail access information. Your E-mail provider may even shut down your account for excessive traffic or user complaints.

E-mail service providers may periodically ask you to verify your account.

How can you know if the request is legit? Many providers offer a “personal stamp” option. You select an object, color and key words that will appear every time your provider contacts you. If you don’t have a “stamp” and you are asked to verify your info in order to gain access to your account simply back out and access your Email account by typing it into your browser (IE type: yahoo e-mail sign-

California’s Tax Freedom Day is moving in the wrong direction. Let’s introduce policies that improve the economy and lessen the tax burden on Californians.

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Other “Phishing” attacks are used to con users out of personal information. Age, SSN, driver’s license, birthplace and date, bank account #, credit card and pin #s, addresses etc. What may seem to be a harmless request for a single piece of personal information may be the last piece of data they need. Criminal “botnets” are extremely patient and efficient at collecting data. It may take them several years to piece together all the information needed to steal your identity for criminal purpose. Never give out any personal information on an unsolicited Internet request. Next week we discuss strategies for combating “malware”

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pay more taxes than averKilling jobs in age, given that our state Tax Sacramento Freedom Day is six days later than the national day, Without revenues created by April 18. private-sector economic activSince 2010, California’s Tax Freedom Day has moved from April 14 to April 24 – meaning Californians now spend ten extra days working for the government than they did four years ago!

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ity, all government programs would cease. A growing, vibrant economy leads to increasing employment and generates tax revenues necessary to maintain California’s fiscal solvency.

Since California has some of the nation’s highest taxes and most stringent regulations, it is not surprising that thousands of businesses have shut down or relocated to other, more business-friendly states.

When a business fails or relocates, not only its employees suffer, tax revenues also vanish.

list includes bills that would erode cost-saving provisions contained in last year’s workers’ compensation reform package. Other bills would impose new taxes on small business owners and create a new sick leave mandate leading to fewer jobs and less hours for workers. These are just some of the “Job Killer” bills introduced this session.

The Chamber’s full list is available at: www.cajobkillers.com As the last decade clearly demonstrates, no economy can tax and regulate itself into prosperity. The Legislature must take action now to make our economy more competitive by reducing high costs and regulations that are driving businesses and jobs out of California.

The California Chamber of Commerce has just released its list of 2013 “Job Killer” Note: My staff will hold Mobile Offices at the Fallbrook bills, legislation the Chamber District Library from 9:30 to 11:30 May 7th believes will inhibit economic and at Temecula City Hall from activity and job growth. The 9:00 to 11:00 May 14th.

‘Chuckles’ Cont. from Page 11

hands of our enemies? I refer of course to The Post's publication of page after page of "Classified" information, blatantly labeled as such in type so large that even the most dimwitted spy can hardly fail to miss it!

20,000 Pound Pavement to Help Homeless

To the Editor: Are you people idiots?

What the homeless need are homes, not 10 tons of additional pavement! This donation is cruel, like giving 20,000 Zippos to a burn ward. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

HAND-DELIVERED. URGENT!

To the editor: Do not let them bury those people whose pictures you showed in Sunday's obituaries! Most of them look like they are still alive!

Momentum Is Building in Downtown Revival

I continue to be appalled by your poor understanding and incorrect usage of even the simplest physics terms. Momentum is the property of mass multiplied by velocity. As buildings remain at rest, they have no momentum. The term you are looking for is "inertia."

Unproductive Mids Trampled at Home

Our nation's military academies are and should remain highly competitive. But it is horrifying that parents are resorting to corporal punishment when a student has fallen behind in his studies. I am especially dismayed to learn the Southern Methodists had a hand in this savagery.

Catholic Fumbles, Stumbles in Playoffs

Catholic fumbles? I cannot believe your sportswriters are allowed to single out for criticism persons of certain faiths.

Everyone errs occasionally, not just Catholics. I guess Mr. Greenberger feels Jews never drop the ball, but I'm here to tell you I found one who did, in this awful article.

Palestinians Say Israelis Violated Accord

So now they're blaming the Jews for every car that's broken into?

Maryland Agrees to

Tobacco Settlement Well, that's just great. Just what we need -- an entire settlement of people devoted to their cancer sticks. What's next, a drunk driving commune?

Bishop Lifts Kansas State Over Missouri

A Roman Catholic miracle, and The Post buries it in Sports? This is typical of your godlessness. I'm sure if it was some Vatican scandal, we would see it on Page 1 above the fold.

Bishop Leads Wildcats Past Missouri

I find it commendable that the clergy are attempting, like Saint Patrick in Ireland, to rid the land of dangerous animals.

However, your story irresponsibly fails to tell us where the good bishop is taking these creatures. Is he bringing them to the D.C. area? Show a little civic responsibility, please, and inform the public.

Pakistan Holds Members of Ethnic Movement

What is the world coming to when Pakistani officials can get away with humiliating its enemies by holding their members?

D.C. United Se Une Hoy a Campana Solidaria Pro Centroamerica

I was disgusted with the sloppy spelling for the article on D.C. United. There were so many typos I couldn't understand a word.

To the editor:

You Washingtonians are so selfabsorbed!

Take Sunday's weather report. You go on and on about weather in the Washington area. You can bet that here in Muscatine, we don't spend all our time talking about Washington's weather.

Republican Leadership Vacuum Might Open Doors for Governors

When will these Poindexters in Washington understand that the American public won't put up with their gross misspending of U.S. tax dollars -- $600 hammers, $2,000 toilet seats, and now vacuum cleaners to open doors for Governors? Please.

I am eager to contact Mr. Scott Black, the "rumpled money manager," as I am eager to have him sort and straighten out my wrinkled currency.

Life's Laws

1. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity 2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

3. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

4. Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

5. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it.

6. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

7. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

8. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

9. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

10. If you are given an openbook exam, you will forget your book.

11. Corollary: If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.

12. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

13. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

14. TJ's Law: You can't fall off the floor.

15. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think.

16. Clothes make the man.

Naked people have little or no influence on society.

17. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

18. Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

A careful study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.

A perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.

A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory.

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Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Character is like a fence - it cannot be strengthened by whitewash.

Grandma's advice: Do your best and leave the rest.

In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Insanity is my only means of relaxation.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

No one should live by the early bird policy without finding out whether he classifies as a bird or a worm.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

The measure of a man's intelligence is inversely proportional to the amount of time he keeps his mouth open.

The trouble with staying at home is you never find out just how good it is to get back.

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Usually, that indi‘Letters to the Editor’ Cont. from Page 10

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Unfortunately, the Assembly approved this measure by a vote of 45-26, and it now moves to the Senate. Rest assured that if I have a chance to vote on the bill, I will oppose it.

Thank you again for contacting me. Should you have another concern related to state government, please do not hesitate to contact me again in the future.

Sincerely,

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-009675

The name of the business: Esoteric Foods, located at 965 Luna Vista Dr., Escondido, Ca. 92025, is hereby registered by the following: Kelly Layne and Tom Kelly 965 Luna Vista Dr. Escondido, Ca. 92025 This business is conducted by a married couple. First day of business was 6/26/08. /s/Kelly Layne This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/03/2013.

4/11, 4/18, 4/25 and 5/02/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-008271

The name of the business: California Traffic Safety School, located at 250 W. Crest St., Ste. B, Escondido, Ca. 92025, is hereby registered by the following: California Traffic Safety School, Inc. 784 Ridgemont Circle Escondido, Ca. 92027 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was n/a. /s/Michael A. Garcia, CFO This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/20/2013.

4/11, 4/18, 4/25 and 5/02/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-010080

The name of the business: J & M’s Family Restaurant, located at 1215 E. Valley Pkwy, Escondido, Ca. 92027, is hereby registered by the following: Familial, Inc. 1215 E. Valley Pkwy Escndido, Ca. 92027 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was n/a. /s/Jose Goncalves, CEO This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/05/2013.

4/11, 4/18, 4/25 and 5/02/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-008968

The name of the business: Basia’s Celebrity Hair Extensions, located at 741 Los Arbolitos Bl., Oceanside, Ca. 92058, is hereby registered by the following: Sheri Soto 741 Los Arbolitos Bl. Oceanside, Ca. 92058 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 3/27/13. /s/Sheri Soto This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/26/2013.

4/11, 4/18, 4/25 and 5/02/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-007969

The name of the business: San Elijo Interiors, located at 898 First Light Road, San Macos, Ca. 92078, is hereby registered by the following: Shannon Appel 898 First Light Road San Marcos, Ca. 92078 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Shannon Appel This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 3/18/2013.

4/11, 4/18, 4/25 and 5/02/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-010349

The name of the business: Ev/Con Associates, LLC, located at 640 Via del Campo, San Marcos, Ca. 92078, is hereby registered by the following: Ev/Con Associates, LLC 640 Via Del Campo San Marcos, Ca. 92078 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company. First day of business was n/a. /s/Paul C. Malone, Manager This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/08/2013.

4/11, 4/18, 4/25 and 5/02/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-009886

The name of the business: Bradbury Garage Doors, located at 1500 Shadowridge Dr., #61, Vista, Ca. 92081, is hereby registered by the following: Phillip J. Bradbury II 1500 Shadowridge Dr. #61 Vista Ca. 92081 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Phillip J. Bradbury II This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/04/2013.

4/11, 4/18, 4/25 and 5/02/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-011326

The name of the business: Cafe Panini, located at 505 Oak Ave C, Carlsbad, Ca. 92008, is hereby registered by the following: Carlsbad Cafe Panini 510 Anchor Way Carlsbad, Ca. 92008 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was n/a. /s/Gene DeSantis, President This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/16/2013.

4/18, 4/25, 5/02 and 5/09/2013

LEGAL NOTICES

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME 37-2013-00043636-CU-PT-NC TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Amy Gonzales in response to minor, filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present names: Jasias Junior Evans, to Proposed name: Jasias Junior Gonzales-Evans. THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objections that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: June 4th, 2013, 8:30a.m., Department 26. The address of the court is: 325 S. Melrose Dr., Vista, Ca. 92081. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. Dated April 11th, 2013. /s.K. Michael Kirkman, Judge of the Superior Court 4/18, 4/25, 5/02 & 5/09/2013

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME 37-2013-00043322-CU-PT-NC TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: Petitioner Rosa Jane Biesiada filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: Present names: Rosa Jane Biesiada, to Proposed name: R J Lowy. THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objections that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: June 4th, 2013, 8:30a.m., Department 26. The address of the court is: 325 S. Melrose Dr., Vista, Ca. 92081. A copy of the Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: San Marcos News Reporter, dba, The Paper, 845 W. San Marcos Blvd, San Marcos, Ca. 92078. Dated April 10th, 2013. /s/K. Michael Kirkman, Judge of the Superior Court 4/18, 4/25, 5/02 & 5/09/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-010799

The name of the business: Grave Merchants, located at 836 A. Rancheros Drive, San Marcos, Ca. 92069, is hereby registered by the following: Scott A. Mitchell 3225 N. Broadway Escondido, Ca. 92026 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Scott A. Mitchell This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/11/2013.

4/18, 4/25, 5/02 and 5/09/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-010293

The name of the business: T and T Invent, located at 3084 Via Hermosa, Escondido, Ca. 92029, is hereby registered by the following: Tran Nguyen 3084 Via Hermosa Escondido, Ca. 92029 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Tran Nguyen This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/08/2013.

4/11, 4/18, 4/25 and 5/02/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-010523

The name of the business: Milt Buckner Enterprises, located at 1930 W San Marcos Blvd., #50, San Marcos, Ca. 92078, is hereby registered by the following: Carole Hallam and Jimmie Aringdale 1930 W. San Marcos Blvd #50 San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by a married couple. First day of business was n/a. /s/Carole Hallam This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/09/2013.

4/11, 4/18, 4/25 and 5/02/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-010542

The name of the business: Borden Security Patrol, located at 301 N. Pacific St., San Marcos, Ca. 92069, is hereby registered by the following: Arturo Gaytan 302 N. Pacific St. San Marcos, Ca. 92069 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Arturo Gaytan This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/09/2013.

4/18, 4/25, 5/02 and 5/09/2013

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF GEORGE F. HARRISON Case No. 37-2013-00044100-PR-PWCTL To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate or both, of GEORGE F. HARRISON Petition for Probate has been filed by CAROL HARRISON in the Superior Court of California, County of San Diego, Probate, 1409 Fourth St., San Diego, Ca. 92101, Central. The Petition for Probate requests that CAROL HARRISON be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent.

The petition requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court.

The peition requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal repreesentative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representattive will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed actions.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petitions and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority.

A hearing on the petition will be held in this court as follows: Date: 5/16/2013 Time: 1:30 P.M. Dept: PC-2 Address of court: Same as noted above.

If you object to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing.

Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney.

If you are a creditor or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in Section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of a notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor.

You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law.

You may examine the file kept by the court. If you are a peson interested in the estate, you may file with the court a Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250.

A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk.

Attorney for the Petitioner: John Smylie 3643 Grand Avenue San Marcos, Ca. 92078 (760) 727.4248 4/18, 4/27 AND 5/02/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-010343

The name of the business: San Marcos Iyengar Yoga Center, located at 801 Grand Ave. #4, San Marcos, Ca. 92078, is hereby registered by the following: Kathleen Quinn 246 Richmar Ave. San Marcos, Ca. 92069 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 10/01/2010. /s/Kathleen Quinn This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/08/2013.

4/18, 4/25, 5/02 and 5/09/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-010743

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-011375

The name of the business: Full Steam Ahead, located at 1128 Montview Glen, Escondido, Ca. 92025, is hereby registered by the following: Tyler Henry 1128 Montrview Glen Escondido, Ca. 92025 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Tyler Henry This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/16/2013.

4/25, 5/02, 5/09 and 5/16/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-011459

The name of the business: Rita’s Carlsbad, located at 3263 Camino de Los Coches #109, Carlsbad, Ca., 92009, is hereby registered by the following: SoCal Dolce, Inc. 6965 El Camino Real #105-255 Carlsbad, Ca. 92009 This business is conducted by a corporation.. First day of business was 4/01/2013. /s/Sayjal Patel, President This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/17/2013.

4/25, 5/02, 5/09 and 5/16/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-011937

The name of the business: Home Improvement Referral Experts, located at 7964 Arjons Dr., Suite H106, San Diego, Ca. 92126, is hereby registered by the following: Blue Star Inc. 12145 Acebo Pl. San Diego, Ca. 92128 This business is conducted by a corporation. First day of business was n/a. /s/Bettye Farar, President This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/22/2013.

4/25, 5/02, 5/09 and 5/16/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-009928

The name of the business: Yoshi’s Jam, located at 809 English Holly Ln., San Marcos, Ca. 92078, is hereby registered by the following: Masayoshi and Liticia Maria Chiba 809 English Holly Lane San Marcos, CA. 92078 This business is conducted by a Married Couple. First day of business was 3/01/2013. /s/Masayoshi Chiba, Owner This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/04/2013.

4/25, 5/02, 5/09 and 5/16/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-011552

The name of the business: I B The One, located at 684 Elizabeth St., San Marcos, CA. 92069, is hereby registered by the following: Iris Brown 684 Elizabeth St. San Marcos, Ca. 92069 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Iris Brown This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/17/2013.

4/25, 5/02, 5/09 and 5/16/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-010324

The name of the business: Clutch Basketball, Clutch Basketball, CA., located at 3231-C Business Park Drive, #315, is hereby registered by the following: Lamar Lacangan and Gardner Ballard 3231 C Business Park Drive #315 Vista, Ca. 92081 This business is conducted by an unincorporated association, other than a Partnership. First day of business was 4/01/2013 /s/Lamar Lacangan, Gneral Partner This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/10/2013.

4/18, 4/25, 5/02 and 5/09/2013

The name of the business: Imaging Pixels, Imaging Pixels Fine Art Printmaking, located at 1641 Sagewood Way, San Marcos, Ca. 92078, is hereby registered by the following: Isidro Trevino 1641 Sagewood Way San Marcos, Ca. 92078 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Isidro Trevino This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/08/2013.

4/18, 4/25, 5/02 and 5/09/2013

The name of the business: Festival Season Productions, located at 2478 Bear Rock Glen, Escondido, Ca. 92026, is hereby registered by the following: Elijah El-Amin 2478 Bear Rock Glen Escondido, Ca. 9026 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Elijah El-Amin This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/12/2013.

4/18, 4/25, 5/02 and 5/09/2013

The name of the business: Encinitas Sewing and Vacuum, located at 229 N. El Camino Real, Suite C, Encinitas, Ca. 92024, is hereby registered by the following: Ana I. Aquino 1670 E. El Norte Pkwy Sp#6 Escondido, Ca. 92027 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 4/5/2013. /s/Ana I. Aquino This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/05/2013.

4/18, 4/25, 5/02 and 5/09/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-011028

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-011064

The name of the business: Crystal Clear Supply & Pools, LLC, Crystal Clear Pools, located at 419 S. Las Posas Road, San Marcos, Ca. 92078, is hereby registered by the following: Craig and Darla Christian 1930-370 W San Mrcos Blvd San Marcos, Ca. Christopher Youngdale 503 Avenida Verde San Marcos, Ca. 92069 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Partnership. First day of business was 01/01/2011. /s/Darla Christian, General Partner This statement was filed with Ernest J. Dronenburg Jr., County Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/12/2013.

4/18, 4/25, 5/02 and 5/09/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-010175

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-010652

The name of the business: Family Data Spectrum, located a 1063 Camino Del Sol, San Marcos, Ca. 92069, is hereby registered by the following: Heather Alston-Shannon 1063 Camno del Sol San Marcos Ca. 92069 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Heather Alston-Shannon This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/10/2013.

4/18, 4/25, 5/02 and 5/09/2013

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-011173

The name of the business: 8 to 8 Services, located at 211 N. Citrus Ave., Sp 1, Escondido, Ca. 92027, is hereby registered by the following: Paul J. Caldwell 211 N. Citrus Ave., Sp 1 Escondido, Ca. 92027 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 4/15/2013. /s/Paul J. Caldwell, Owner This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/15/2013.

4/18, 4/25, 5/02 and 5/09/2013

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-012181

The name of the business: Nomad Business Services, loated at 3602 Kings Ave., Oceanside, Ca. 92056, is hereby registered by the following: Jennifer H. Lindsey 3602 Kings Ave. Oceanside, Ca. 92056 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Jennifer H. Lindsey This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/23/2013.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-012184

The name of the business: Dave’s Street Sweeping, located at 1603 Valencia St., Oceanside, Ca. 92054, is hereby registered by the following: David Chantler 1603 Valencia St. Oceanside, Ca. 92054 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/David Chantler This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/23/2013.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-012112

The name of the business: Chapman Real Estate Group, located at 100 E. San Marcos Blvd., Suite 400, San Marcos, Ca. 92069, is hereby registered by the following: Allison Chapman 14895 San Pasqual Valley Road Escondido, Ca. 92027 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was n/a. /s/Allison Chapman This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/23/2013.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-012404

The name of the business: R&K Trucking, located at 2350 Camino Vida Roble #101, Carlsbad, Ca. 92011, is hereby registered by the following: Randy R. Aviles 1829 Havenwood Dr. Oceanside, CA. 92056 This business is conducted by an individual. First day of business was 4/30/1989. /s/Randy R. Aviles This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/25/2013.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT #2013-012792

The name of the business: “A Reason For Hope” Ministry, located at 952 Postal Way, Suite 4-E, Vista, Ca. 92083, is hereby registered by the following: Elayne A. and Mark A. Clark 952 Postal Way, Suite 4-E Vista, Ca. 92083 This business is conducted by a Married Couple. First day of business was n/a. /s/Elayne A. Clark This statement was filed with Ernest Jr., County Dronenburg J. Clerk/Recorder of San Diego County on 4/29/2013.

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NOTICE OF APPLICATION TO SELL ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES Date of Filing Application: April 16, 2013 To Whom It May Concern:

The Name of the Applicant is: SBSD GROUP 2, LLC The applicant listed above is applying to the Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control to sell alcoholic beverages at: 763 CENTER DR. STE 101-102 SAN MARCOS, CA. 92069 Type of license applied for: 41-ON SALE BEER AND WINE, EATING PLACE 5/02/2013

Baha’is have been described as a kind, gentle people. Would you like to know more? Call anyone listed here from your city/neighborhood.

www.bahai.org Baha’is Believe:

• all humanity was created by one God and is part of one human race

• the purpose of life is to

know and worship God, to acquire virtues, to promote the oneness of

humankind and to carry

forward an ever-advancing civilization

• work performed in the

spirit of service is a form of worship

• the soul, created at the moment of conception, is destined by God to reach the afterlife, where it will continue to progress until

it attains the presence of God.

Be a guest of Bahai’s! Learn more about what we believe.

Visit one of our meetings. Call a Baha’i in your city for more information!

Rancho Bernardo Chris or Azar Weixelman 1.858.759.8075 Escondido Russ Norman 1.760.745.0086

San Marcos Randall or Cheryl Kizer 1. 760.738.7078 or 1.760.432.9941 Vista Judy Maddox 1.760.598.7240 Celia Taghdiri 1.760.727.6264

Oceanside Dick or Patty Yant 1.619.985.9977 or 1.760.433.4447

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