Surviving Chaos: Big Family, Wild Laughs, and the Dog That Fought a Bear (The Chaos Chronicles: Life, Love, and a Dog Named Chaos Book 1)
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in a Family That Should Probably Be a Reality ShowSome families are normal Ours isnt even closeEver tried to survive in a house filled with too many siblings, one stubborn dad, a mom who deserves a medal, and a dog named Chaos who lives up to his name? If not, congratulationsyouve made better life choices If yes, then welcome to the most hilarious, relatable, and completely outrageous family saga youll ever readSurviving Chaos is the first book in The Chaos Chronicles, a laughoutloud, reallife comedy about what happens when you mix family, insanity, and pure mayhem into one house and hope for the best Spoiler: It doesnt go wellMeet the Madness: Sibling WarfareWith this many kids under one roof, everything is a competition From mealtime battles to prank wars worthy of military strategy, survival is about being faster, funnier, and better at avoiding blame Chaos, The DogMore than just a pet, Chaos is a onedog wrecking crew with zero selfcontrol, no respect for personal space, and a criminal record that includes stealing Thanksgiving dinner, eating homework, and causing general destruction Dads Infinite Wisdom (or Lack Thereof)Ever had a dad who thinks sweeping a dirt floor makes sense, considers yelling TENHUT! an appropriate parenting strategy, and has brilliant ideas that always end in disaster? Yeah, weve got one of those Vacation DisastersEvery family trip turns into a highstakes survival mission, complete with lost siblings, sketchy motels, and at least one vehicle barely making it home in one piece The Great Family Home Makeover (That Almost Killed Us)We bought a house, and it immediately tried to murder us From digging a basement out of a crawlspace to fighting off wildlife, this was less of a renovation and more of a reallife episode of SurvivorWhy You Need This Book in Your Life: Its HILARIOUS Seriously, if youve ever had a sibling, a ridiculous pet, or a dad who thinks hes a genius but is actually a walking hazard, youll be laughing out loud Its RELATABLE Even if your family isnt this crazy, youll see yourself in these storiesbecause lets be real, no family is actually normal Its the perfect escape Need a break from reallife stress? Step into ours Trust us, your family will feel so much more functional after this Its the start of something BIG This is just Book the Chaos Chronicles has more wild, true, and ridiculously funny stories coming your wayFor Fans Of: The Penderwicks, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Glass Castle, Cheaper by the Dozen, The House on the Cerulean Sea Movies like Home Alone, The Sandlot, and National Lampoons Vacation Laughoutloud memoirs like The Funny Thing About Norman Foreman and Lets Pretend This Never HappenedIf you love family chaos, hilarious disasters, and stories so ridiculous they have to be true, Surviving Chaos is THE book for you Grab your copy now and buckle upbecause in this family, survival isnt guaranteed, but laughter definitely is