Television Wednesday, March 29, 2017
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PRIME
6am Breakfast The Breakfast team presents news, interviews, weather, and information. 9am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3 With special guest Lea Michele. 0 10am Whanau Living 10:30 The Chase 0 11:30 Come Dine With Me Daytime Noon 1 News At Midday 0 12:30 Emmerdale PGR 0 1pm F Britain’s Got Talent 0 3:25 Border Security 0 3:55 Te Karere 2 4:25 Millionaire Hot Seat 0 5pm The Chase 0 6pm 1 News At 6pm 0
6am Creflo Dollar 6:30 Sesame Street 3 0 6:55 Peppa Pig 0 7am SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 7:25 Matt Hatter Chronicles 3 0 7:50 The 7D 0 8:15 Henry Hugglemonster 3 0 8:40 Sheriff Callie’s Wild West 3 0 9am Infomercials 10:30 Neighbours 0 11am Home And Away 3 0 11:30 Shortland Street 3 0 Noon The Ellen DeGeneres Show 0 1pm Jeremy Kyle’s Emergency Room PGR 2pm Judge Rinder PGR 3 3pm My Wife And Kids 3 0 3:30 The Adam And Eve Show 0 4pm KC Undercover 0 4:30 Friends 3 0 5pm The Simpsons 3 0 5:30 Home And Away 0 6pm The Big Bang Theory 3 0 6:30 Neighbours 0
6am The AM Show Duncan Garner, Amanda Gillies, and Mark Richardson present news, interviews, and humour to start the day. 9am The Café 10am Infomercials 11:25 Family Feud 3 0 Noon Dr Phil AO 1pm M Sorority Wars PGR 2009 Comedy Drama. A college freshman makes enemies when she refuses to pledge to her mother’s sorority. Lucy Hale, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Amanda Schull. 2:55 Entertainment Tonight 3:20 Sticky TV 4pm NewsHub Live At 4pm 4:25 The Blocktagon 5:25 Family Feud 0 6pm NewsHub Live At 6pm
7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 Vet Tales 0 8pm N Ready For Take Off Series that goes behind the scenes of Australian airline, Qantas. 0 8:30 800 Words 0 9:30 20/20 0 10:30 1 News Tonight 0
7pm Shortland Street PGR 0 7:30 My Kitchen Rules In an MKR first, the teams go to sea, where they face one of their biggest challenges yet. 0 8:45 The Big Bang Theory 0 9:15 Mom PGR 0 9:45 This Is Us 0 10:45 Two And A Half Men PGR 3 0
7pm The Project 7:30 Married At First Sight Australia PGR The final Dinner Party sees the couples come under scrutiny as they talk about the state of their relationships. 0 8:55 This Time Next Year PGR 0 9:55 NewsHub Late 10:30 NCIS AO 3 0
11pm F The Catch When Alice finds herself in a precarious situation, Ben risks everything to keep her out of danger. 11:55 F The Astronaut Wives Club PGR 3 0 12:45 Te Karere 3 2 1:10 Infomercials 5:35 Te Karere 32
11:15 Cougar Town PGR 3 0 11:45 Brooklyn Nine Nine PGR 0 12:10 Angie Tribeca PGR 0 12:35 Devious Maids (Starting Today) 3 1:30 Shortland Street PGR 3 0 2am Infomercials 3am Scandal AO 3 3:45 The Real 3 4:40 The Adam And Eve Show 3 0 5:05 Neighbours 3 0 5:30 Infomercials
11:20 The Project News and entertainment show hosted by Jesse Mulligan, Kanoa Lloyd and Josh Thomson. 11:50 Infomercials
Ready for Take Off
Ross Kemp – Extreme World, 9:30pm on Prime
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10am Teen Mom 3 10:55 Catfish 3 11:45 Snapped PGR 3 12:40 Vanderpump Rules PGR 3 1:35 Dating Naked AO 3 2:30 The Real Housewives Of Sydney 3 3:35 Hoarders 3 4:30 Dance Moms 5:30 Teen Mom 6:30 Catfish 7:30 Hoarders 3 Barbara’s extreme hoarding has forced her out of her house, and the city is ready to condemn the home and do a forced clean-up if she does not take care of the problem. 8:30 The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills 9:30 Vanderpump Rules Sandoval, Jax, and Ariana raid Lisa’s closet to fulfil Schwartz’s wish to dress in drag for his bachelor party. 10:30 Intervention 11:30 Snapped PGR 3 12:15 Infomercials 3
6am CSI MV 6:50 Criminal Intent MV 7:40 Storage Wars PG 8:05 Storage Wars PG 8:30 Shipping Wars PG 8:55 The Simpsons PG 9:20 Criminal Minds 16VS 10:10 CSI – Miami MV 10:55 Covert Affairs MV 11:45 Hawaii Five-0 MV 12:35 Pawn Stars PG 1pm Smackdown MV 3:05 Border Security M 3:35 Shipping Wars PG 4:05 Storage Wars PG 4:30 Storage Wars PG 5pm The Simpsons PG 5:30 Criminal Intent MV 6:30 Border Security M 7pm Pawn Stars PG 7:30 CSI – Miami MV 8:30 NCIS – New Orleans MV 9:30 Reckless MV 10:30 Criminal Minds 16VS 11:25 CSI – Miami MV
THURSDAY
12:15 Smackdown MV 1:50 Criminal Minds 16VS 2:40 CSI MV 3:30 The Simpsons PG 3:55 NCIS – New Orleans MV 4:45 Reckless MV 5:35 Border Security M
MAORI 6:30 Pukoro 2 7am Miharo 2 7:30 Dora Matatoa 2 8am Pukana 2 8:30 Te Kaea 3 2 9am Kawe Korero – Reporters 9:30 R And R 10am Korero Mai 3 2 11am Toku Reo 3 2 Noon Korero Mai 3 2 1pm Toku Reo 3 2 2pm Opaki 3 2:30 Ako 3 2 3pm Pukoro 2 3:30 Miharo 2 4pm Dora Matatoa 2 4:30 Road To The Nats 3 5pm Marae PGR 2 5:30 Hakanation Series showcasing kapa haka from the regional, secondary-school, and Matatini competitions held in 2016 and 2017. 6pm Nga Pari Karangaranga O Te Motu 3 6:30 Te Kaea 2 7pm Kawe Korero – Reporters 7:30 Kitchen Kura 8pm The Topp Twins – Do Not Adjust Your Twinset 3 8:30 Game Of Bros 9pm Haka Life PGR 9:30 Queens Of Panguru AO 10pm Hakanation 3 10:30 Te Kaea 3 2
11:30 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon PGR A celebrity chat show. 12:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 3 The team presents the best of the day’s sports news. 1am Cricket – International (HLS) Blackcaps v South Africa. 1:30 Closedown
11pm Kawe Korero – Reporters News reporters dissect and discuss the day’s news and events. 11:30 Closedown
MOVIES PREMIERE
MOVIES GREATS 6:45 After.Life 16VLSC 2009 Horror. Christina Ricci, Liam Neeson, Justin Long. 8:30 The Good Shepherd MVLS 2006 Drama. Matt Damon, Angelina Jolie. 11:15 Changeling 16VC 2008 Drama. Angelina Jolie, John Malkovich. 1:35 The Book Of Eli 16VL 2010 Action. Denzel Washington, Gary Oldman. 3:30 South Park – Bigger, Longer And Uncut 16L 1999 Comedy. 4:50 Dear John MVS 2010 Drama. Channing Tatum, Amanda Seyfried. 6:35 Edge Of Darkness 16VL 2010 Thriller. Mel Gibson, Ray Winstone. 8:30 Role Models 16LS 2008 Comedy. Two men, sentenced to 150 hours mentoring children instead of prison for wrecking the company truck, get more than they plea-bargained for. Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd. 10:10 Confessions Of A Shopaholic PGL 2009 Romantic Comedy. Isla Fisher, Hugh Dancy. 11:55 Life As A House MLS 2001 Drama. Kevin Kline, Kristin Scott Thomas. THURSDAY 2am South Park – Bigger, Longer And Uncut 16L 1999 Comedy. 3:20 Dear John MVS 2010 Drama. Channing Tatum, Amanda Seyfried. 5:05 Nothing But Trailers M 5:35 Life As A House MLS 2001 Drama. Kevin Kline, Kristin Scott Thomas.
SKY SPORT 1 6am Golf – World Championships Dell Matchplay – Semi-finals and Finals. 7am The Golf Fix 8am School Of Golf With Martin Hall. 9am Cricket – International India v Australia – Fourth Test, Day Four. 9:30 The Cricket Show 9:55 Cricket – International Blackcaps v South Africa – Third Test, Day Four. 10:25 L Cricket – International Blackcaps v South Africa – Third Test, Day Five Morning Session. 1:05 Cricket – International India v Australia – Fourth Test, Day Four. 1:35 L Cricket – International Blackcaps v South Africa – Third Test, Day Five Afternoon Session. 6:30 Back Page 7:30 Rugby – Super Rugby Blues v Bulls. 8pm The Breakdown 8:30 Inside Supercars 9:30 Skyspeed 10pm Cricket – International Blackcaps v South Africa – Third Test, Day Five. 10:30 Fight Night THURSDAY 12:30 Football – Oceania World Cup Qualifier All Whites v Fiji. 1am Netball Zone 1:30 Motorcycling – Moto GP Grand Prix of Qatar. 2am Cricket – International Blackcaps v South Africa – Third Test, Day Five. 2:30 Cricket – International 3am NRL 360 4am Rugby – Super Rugby 4:30 The Breakdown 5am Rugby On Fox
0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language; HLS Highlights; RPL Replay; DLY Delayed. CLASSIFICATIONS: 16/18 Approved for persons 16/18 years or over; AO Adults only; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences; PG/PGR Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits ZEFM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1
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CHOICE
6am The Fairly Odd Parents 6:25 Sanjay And Craig 3 6:50 Shimmer And Shine 3 7:15 Monsters v Aliens 7:40 Kid v Kat 3 8:05 Avatar – The Last Airbender 8:30 Endangered Species 3 8:55 Million Dollar Minute 3 9:25 Wheel Of Fortune 3 9:50 Jeopardy 3 10:20 The Doctors PGR 11:15 Hot Bench 11:40 Simply Nigella 3 12:20 Doctor Thorne PGR 3 1:25 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon PGR 3 2:25 The Crowd Goes Wild 3 3pm Escape To The Country 3 4pm Antiques Roadshow 3 5pm Million Dollar Minute 5:30 Prime News 6pm Wheel Of Fortune 6:30 Jeopardy 7pm The Crowd Goes Wild 7:30 Suits PGR Mike takes on a mock trial, but his conflict with Rachel could hurt his chances of winning; Harvey works on a merger, but his past complicates matters. 8:30 Skint AO 9:30 Ross Kemp – Extreme World AO 10:30 Madam Secretary PGR 3
7:05 Terminator Genisys MVL 2015 Action. Jai Courtney, Arnold Schwarzenegger. 9:40 Close Up – Jodie Foster 10:30 Making Of Everest PG Documentary. 10:45 Momentum 16VLSC 2015 Thriller. Olga Kurylenko, James Purefoy. 12:25 Good Kids 16LSC 2016 Comedy. 2:55 Terminator Genisys MVL 2015 Action. Jai Courtney, Arnold Schwarzenegger. 5pm The Runner MLS 2015 Drama. Nicolas Cage, Sarah Paulson, Peter Fonda. 6:30 Poltergeist MC 2015 Horror. Sam Rockwell, Rosemarie DeWitt. 7:05 The Shallows MV 2016 Drama Thriller. After the death of her mother, a medical student travels to a secluded beach for a surfing weekend, but her paradise turns to hell when a great white intrudes. Blake Lively, Óscar Jaenada. 8:30 Daughter Of God 16VLS 2015 Crime. The murder of a crooked police officer triggers a chain of events that leads to a string of killings and a secret and a young woman. 10:15 Grimsby 16VLSC 2016 Comedy Action. 11:40 Cabin Fever 16VLSC 2016 Horror. THURSDAY 1:20 Poltergeist MV 1982 Thriller. 2:50 Daughter Of God 16VLS 2015 Crime. 3:30 Grimsby 16VLSC 2016 Comedy Action. 5:10 BenHur MV 2016 Action Comedy. 5:55 The Shallows MV 2016 Drama Thriller.
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6am Benny Hinn 6:30 Money For Nothing 7:30 Bondi Vet 8:30 Flippin’ RVs 9:30 Paul Hollywood City Bakes 10am Valentine Warner’s Wild Table 10:30 The Living Room 11:30 Auction Hunters Noon Building The Dream 1pm The House That 100K Built – Tricks Of The Trade 2pm Money For Nothing 3pm Donna Hay – Fast, Fresh, Simple 3:30 The Water Brothers 4pm Shark Man 4:30 Serve It Like Sarah 5pm Jimmy’s Australian Food Adventure 5:30 The French Collection 6:30 American Restoration
7:30 Robson Green Extreme Fisherman When Robson goes to Mongolia to catch territorial river fish, he must learn from the locals, and visit a local shaman for spiritual assistance. 8:30 New Zealand Hunter Adventures PGR 9:30 Cold Water Cowboys PGR 10:30 American Restoration 11:30 Serve It Like Sarah Sarah Todd, former MasterChef Australia contestant and restaurateur, shares her experiences in Goa, India. Midnight Jimmy’s Australian Food Adventure 12:30 Benny Hinn 1am American Restoration 2am The Water Brothers 2:30 Shark Man 3am Beverly Hills Pawn 4am New Zealand Hunter Adventures PGR 5am Fashion Fund
SKY SPORT 2 6am Cross Country – IAAF World Championships (HLS) 7am Back Page 8am Rugby League – NRL (RPL) St George Illawarra Dragons v Warriors. 10am NRL 360 11am Sterlo – On The Couch Noon NRL Fulltime 12:30 Sky Sports News UK 1pm SKY Sport TBC 1:30 Cycling – MilanoSanremo (HLS) 2pm Cycling – Dwars Door (HLS) 2:30 Cycling – Gent Wevelgem (HLS) 3pm Netball – ANZ Premiership (RPL) Steel v Stars. 4:30 Rugby – Super Rugby (HLS) Crusaders v Force. 5pm Rugby – Super Rugby (HLS) Brumbies v Highlanders. 5:30 Rugby – Blues Secondary Schools 10s (RPL) 6:30 Golf Central 7:30 NRL Fulltime 8pm The Crowd Goes Wild The team presents the best of the day’s sports news. 8:30 NRL 360 9:30 League Life 10pm Queenslanders Only 10:30 Cricket – International Blackcaps v South Africa – Third Test, Day Five.
THURSDAY
12:30 Rugby League – NRL (RPL) Manly Sea Eagles v Canterbury Bulldogs. 2:30 Rugby League – NRL (RPL) Penrith Panthers v Newcastle Knights. 4:30 Back Page 5:30 Sterlo – On The Couch 29Mar17
DISCOVERY 6am Auction Hunters PG The Jersey Score. 6:30 You Have Been Warned M 7:30 How Do They Do It? PG 8am Auction Hunters PG Louisiana Purchase. 8:30 MythBusters PG Battle of the Sexes Round Two. 9:25 Everest Rescue PG Do or Die. 10:20 Idris Elba – King Of Speed M 11:15 Web Of Lies M 12:10 The Perfect Murder M Ring of Fire. 1:05 Momsters – When Moms Go Bad M 1:30 Momsters – When Moms Go Bad M 2pm How It’s Made PG 2:25 How It’s Made PG 2:55 How Do They Do It? PG 3:20 Auction Hunters PG Missouri Loves Company. 3:50 Deadliest Catch PG New Captain On the Block. 4:45 Alaska – The Last Frontier M Chopper Rescue. 5:40 MythBusters PG Deadliest Catch Crabtastic Special. 6:35 What On Earth? M 7:30 Legend Of Croc Gold M 8:30 Alaska – The Last Frontier M 9:30 Edge Of Alaska M 10:30 Alaskan Bush People M 11:30 You Have Been Warned M THURSDAY 12:30 Momsters – When Moms Go Bad M 12:55 Momsters – When Moms Go Bad M 1:25 The Perfect Murder M 2:20 Auction Hunters PG 2:45 Auction Hunters PG 3:15 Deadliest Catch PG 4:10 Treehouse Masters PG 5:05 Bering Sea Gold PG
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