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Saturday, December 21, 2013
Saturday, December 21, 2013 TV ONE
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TV TWO
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7pm M Lanny and Wayne the Christmas Elves in Prep and Landing 2009 Animated. 0 7:30 F Oh Sit! 0 8pm L Lotto 8:05 Oh Sit! Continued. 0 8:30 M The Wedding Date AO 2005 Romantic Comedy. Debra Messing, Dermot Mulroney. 0 10:10 Michael McIntyre’s Christmas Comedy Roadshow PGR 0 11:20 M Ceremony AO 2010 Romantic Comedy. Michael Angarano, Uma Thurman. 0 1:05 M Country Strong AO 2010 Drama. 0 3:20 M A Christmas Story 2 PGR 2012 Comedy. 0 5:05 Totes Maori 3 5:30 It Is Written 3
11:40 Underbelly – Razor AO 3 Phil Jeffs adulterates Kate’s cocaine supply and slashes Tilly’s highest earning girl. With cocaine flooding the streets, NSW initiates the first police drug squad. 0 12:40 Infomercials 5am Hillsong 5:30 Charles Stanley
11:15 Excused AO 3 Dating show in which singles looking for love try to win dates before being eliminated from contention. 11:40 Poker After Dark PGR 3 12:35 Infomercials
7pm NZ Story 0 7:30 Paul O’Grady – For the Love of Dogs PGR 0 8pm Showtime PGR 0 8:30 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries AO 0 9:40 Michael Buble’s Day Off PGR 0 10:45 M The Hurt Locker AO 2008 Action. Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie. 0
1:25 Emmerdale PGR 3 3:20 Neighbourhood 3 0 3:50 Infomercials 5:30 The Key Of David
CHOICE TV
SUNDAY
Midnight Nigel Marven 1am Natural World 2am Lonely Planet – Best In Asia 2:30 Flatmates AO 3am M Unthinkable AO 2010 Drama. Samuel L Jackson, CarrieAnne Moss, Michael Sheen. 5am No Kitchen Required
FOUR 6am Sesame Street 3 6:55 Pingu 7am Rocko’s Modern Life 3 7:30 Invader Zim 3 7:55 All Grown Up 3 8:20 Scaredy Squirrel 3 8:45 BeyWheelz 3 9:10 Redakai 3 10am Infomercials 2pm Sesame Street 3 2:55 Peppa Pig 3 3pm Barney And Friends 3 3:30 Infomercials 4:30 Pukana 2 5pm Mr Young 3 5:30 The Suite Life On Deck 3 6pm Sabrina The Teenage Witch 30 6:30 M Dr Seuss’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas 3 2000 Fantasy. Jim Carrey, Christine Baranski. 0 8:40 South Park AO 3 (Part 1) Kyle and Cartman go to Hollywood, with the fate of Kyle’s favourite series, Family Guy, at stake. 9:10 M White Noise 2 – The Light AO 3 2007 Thriller. A man attempts suicide after his wife and child are murdered. Brought back, he realises he has the ability to identify people about to die. Katee Sackhoff, Nathan Fillion.
6am Tiki Tour 0 6:25 Wiki The Kiwi 0 6:35 Jake And The Neverland Pirates 3 0 6:55 Stitch! 3 0 7:20 Gravity Falls 3 0 7:45 Phineas And Ferb 3 0 8:10 Transformers Prime Beasthunters 8:40 Adventure Time 3 0 9:05 Angry Birds Toons 3 0 9:10 Young Justice – Invasion 0 9:35 Regular Show PGR 3 0 10am F Totes Maori 10:30 Rodney 0 11am H8R PGR Noon M Christmas With Holly 2012 Family Drama. 0 1:50 Mad PGR 3 0 2pm Secret Life Of The American Teenager PGR 3 3pm Mobbed 0 4pm Baby Daddy 0 4:30 Seriously Funny Kids 0 5pm America’s Funniest Home Videos 3 0 5:25 According To Jim 3 0 6pm The Amazing Race 0
6am Destination Flavour 6:30 Better Homes And Gardens 7:30 Christmas At River Cottage 8am The Edible Garden 8:30 Home By Novogratz 9am From Birmingham To Bombay 9:30 Destination Flavour 10am Fantasy Homes By The Sea With Jenni Falconer. 11am American Restoration 11:30 Bondi Vet Noon House Crashers 12:30 Kirstie’s Home Style 1:30 Better Homes And Gardens 2:30 Christmas At River Cottage 3pm The Edible Garden 3:30 Guide To The Good Life 4pm My Dream Home 5pm No Kitchen Required 6pm Nigel Marven 7pm Lonely Planet – Best In Asia An inspirational and interactive travel show which road-tests the best experiences in Asia nominated by travellers. 7:30 Natural World 8:30 M Unthinkable AO 2010 Drama. Samuel L Jackson, CarrieAnne Moss, Michael Sheen. 10:30 Guide To The Good Life 11pm My Dream Home
TV THREE 6am Charles Stanley 6:30 Outdoors With Geoff 3 7am Gone Fishin’ 3 7:30 Infomercials 9:30 Saving Gen-Y PGR 3 Dr Ihi Heke sends the group for a fourweek stay with families who will offer hope, advice and support. 0 10am Extreme Makeover – Weight-Loss Edition 3 0 10:55 3rd Degree 3 Noon Project Runway PGR 3 0 1pm The X Factor USA 3 3pm The X Factor USA 3 5pm Gone Fishin’ 5:30 Fishing Show 3 Celebrity physic medium, Kelvin Cruickshank, joins Matt and the team in the Far North’s Doubtless Bay to put his abilities up against Matt’s fish-finding skills. 6pm 3 News 7pm Fusion Feasts 0 7:30 Survivor – Blood v Water 0 8:30 M The Adjustment Bureau AO 2001 Thriller. An aspiring US Senator glimpses the future Fate has planned for him, and realises he wants something else, but, to get it, he must defy the agents of Fate to determine a new future. Matt Damon, Emily Blunt. 0 10:40 Outrageous Fortune AO 3 0
6am Te Karere 3 2 0 6:30 Country Calendar 3 0 7am Christchurch – From The Streets 3 0 7:30 How The Other Half Lives 3 0 8am Make The Politician Work 3 0 8:30 60 Minute Makeover 3 9:30 Come Dine With Me Omnibus 11:55 There’s No Taste Like Home 12:55 Masterchef All Stars PGR 3 0 1:55 The Chase 3 0 2:50 Recruits Paramedics PGR 3 0 3:20 Coastwatch PGR 3 Fisheries officers target illegal crayfishing around Kaikoura; a yachtie is stranded at the entrance to Wellington Harbour. 0 3:55 F River Monsters With Jeremy Wade – Lair Of Giants 0 4:50 Stephen Fry’s 100 Greatest Gadgets PGR 3 0 6pm One News
PRIME
8am Cricket – International New Zealand v West Indies – Third Test, Day Two. 10am L Cricket – International New Zealand v West Indies – Third Test, Day Three. Coverage of the morning session from Seddon Park in Hamilton. 12:35 Cricket – T20 Big Bash League (Highlights) Melbourne Stars v Melbourne Renegades. 1:05 L Cricket – International New Zealand v West Indies – Third Test, Day Three. Coverage of the afternoon session from Seddon Park in Hamilton. 6pm Cricket – International (Highlights) Pakistan v Sri Lanka – Second One-Day International. 6:30 Golf – The Players Championship Official Film 2013.
7pm Storage Wars 3 7:30 Hugh’s Three Good Things 8pm Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course 8:35 Weekend Murders – Midsomer Murders AO 3 The cloistered world of Midsomer Priory must open its doors when a nun is strangled to death. 10:35 True Blood AO 3
7:30 Golf – The Open Championship Official Film 2013. The Open Championship from Muirfield Golf Club in East Lothian Scotland. 8:30 20 Years Of The UFC 10:30 Cricket – International New Zealand v West Indies – Third Test, Day Three. Coverage of the last two hours of play from Seddon Park in Hamilton.
11:50 Cricket – International (Highlights) New Zealand v West Indies – Third Test. From Seddon Park, Hamilton. 12:20 Top Gear USA PGR 3 1:15 Home Shopping
12:30 Darts – World Championships (Replay) Coverage from day eight from Alexandra Palace in London, England. 4:30 Rugby Sevens – Northern Qualifiers (Highlights) From Waikato Stadium in Hamilton.
MAORI TV 10am Toku Reo 3 2pm Tribe PGR 3 2:30 Homai Te Pakipaki 3 3:30 Rugby League – Fox Memorial Shield 3 Bay Roskill Vikings v Northcote Tigers. 5:30 Te Kaea 2 6pm Te Tepu 3 2 6:30 Whatukura Mareikura Makoha Gardiner, Tame Iti, Rhonda Tibble, Ngamaru Raerino, and host Hohepa Harawira give a male and female perspective on life’s
THE BOX 6am Mountain Men PG 6:50 The Simpsons PG 7:15 Ice Road Truckers PGS 8:10 The Simpsons Super Saturday PG A marathon of The Simpsons episodes. 10:15 Raw MC 1:10 24 Marathon MVLS 4:30 The Simpsons Super Saturday PG A marathon of The Simpsons episodes. 7pm The Simpsons PG 7:30 Modern Family PGL 8pm Pawn Stars PG 8:30 Billy The Exterminator PGL 9pm Lizard Lick Towing MVL 9:30 Mountain Men PG 10:30 Ice Road Truckers PGS 11:30 Spartacus – Blood And Sand 18VLS
SUNDAY
12:30 24 Marathon MVLS 3:50 Spartacus – Blood And Sand 18VLS 4:45 Billy The Exterminator PGL 5:10 Lizard Lick Towing MVL 5:35 The Simpsons PG
SKY SPORT 1
6am Home Shopping 11:30 Whose Line Is It Anyway? UK 3 Noon The Crowd Goes Wild Omnibus 3 2:30 Father Ted PGR 3 Inspired by Dougal and driven by his rivalry with Father Dick Byrne, Ted decides to enter the Eurosong Contest. 3pm Junior Bake-off The junior bakers make cakes and biscuits. 3:30 Telefrag 3 4pm Getaway 3 4:30 South American Journey With Jonathan Dimbleby PGR 3 As his time in South America comes to an end, Jonathan Dimbleby travels through Brazil, the continent’s largest country. 5:30 Prime News 6pm River Cottage Gone Fishin’
SKY SPORT 2 challenges. 7pm Te Kaea 3 2 7:30 M A Turtle’s Tale 2010 Animated Family. A sea turtle hatched in 1959 spends the next 50 years travelling the world while being changed by global warming. Voices of Melanie Griffith, Anthony Anderson. 9:10 M Sleeping Dogs AO 3 1977 Thriller. Sam Neill. 11pm Te Kaea 3 2 11:30 Closedown
DISCOVERY 6:30 Mythbusters PG 7:30 Mythbusters PG 8:30 ET Fishing Escapes PG 9:30 Ragin’ Cajuns PG 10:30 Fighting Tuna PG 11:30 Off The Hook – Extreme Catches PG Noon Off The Hook – Extreme Catches PG 12:30 River Monsters With Jeremy Wade PG 1:30 Mythbusters PG 2:30 Auction Kings PG 3pm Auction Hunters PG 3:30 Ben Earl – Trick Artist PG 4:30 The Unexplained Files PG 5:30 Aeroplane Repo PG 6:30 Yukon Men PG 7:30 Treehouse Masters PG 8:30 Bear Grylls – Escape From Hell PG 9:30 NFL – Touchdown Wembley PG 10:30 Amish Mafia PG 11:30 Secrets Of… PG
SUNDAY
12:30 Ben Earl – Trick Artist PG 1:30 Brew Masters PG 2:30 Brew Masters PG 3:30 Ghost Lab PG 4:30 Ghost Lab PG 5:30 Mythbusters PG
The Wedding Date 8:30pm on TV2
MOVIES PREMIERE 7:40 A Dog Named Christmas PG 2009 Drama. Bruce Greenwood. 9:15 The Making Of The Bourne Legacy MV 9:40 The Cabin In The Woods 16VL 2011 Horror. Chris Hemsworth. 11:15 That’s My Boy 16LS 2012 Comedy. Adam Sandler. 1:10 Killer Elite 16VL 2011 Action. Jason Statham, Clive Owen. 3:05 The Darkest Hour MV 2011 Action. Emile Hirsch, Olivia Thirlby. 4:35 The Sweeney 16VLS 2012 Action. Ray Winstone, Ben Drew. 6:30 Argo MVL 2012 Drama. Ben Affleck, Bryan Cranston. 8:30 American Reunion 16LS 2012 Comedy. Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan. 10:25 End Of Watch 18VL 2012 Crime. Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Pena.
SUNDAY
12:15 The Sweeney 16VLS 2012 Action. Ray Winstone, Ben Drew. 2:05 American Reunion 16LS 2012 Comedy. 3:55 End Of Watch 18VL 2012 Crime. 5:45 The Making Of The Bourne Legacy MV
6am Rugby – International (Replay) All Blacks v South Africa. From Eden Park in Auckland. 8am Cricket – T20 Big Bash League (Replay) Melbourne Stars v Melbourne Renegades. From Melbourne Cricket Ground. 11:30 Judo – International Federation (Highlights) Tokyo Grand Slam. From Japan. Noon Ice Hockey – NHL (Replay) Underbelly – Razor New York Rangers v Pittsburgh 11:40pm on TV3 Penguins. From Madison Square Garden. 2pm Golf – The Players MOVIES GREATS Championship Official Film 2013. 7:20 Semi-Pro MLS 2008 Comedy. 3pm Golf – The Open Will Ferrell, Woody Harrelson. Championship Official Film 2013. 8:50 Inside Story – The Santa The Open Championship from the Clause PG Documentary. Muirfield Golf Club in East Lothian 10:20 Behind Enemy Lines MV 2001 Scotland. Action. Gene Hackman, Owen Wilson. 4pm Golf – PGA Championship 12:05 Gone In 60 Seconds MV Official Film 2013. 2000 Action. Nicolas Cage. 5pm Cricket – T20 Big Bash 2:05 The Prestige MV 2006 Drama. League (Replay) Melbourne Stars v Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale. Melbourne Renegades. 4:15 Across The Universe MVLS 8:30 Cricket – International 2007 Drama. Evan Rachel Wood, (Highlights) New Zealand v West Martin Luther, Dana Fuchs. Indies – Third Test, Day Three. From 6:30 The Beach 16VLS 2000 Thriller. Seddon Park in Hamilton. Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert Carlyle. 9pm L Cricket – T20 Big Bash 8:30 Fight Club 18VL 1999 Thriller. League Sydney Sixers v Sydney Edward Norton, Brad Pitt. Thunder. From Sydney Cricket 10:50 Harold And Kumar Go To Ground. White Castle 16LS 2004 Comedy. SUNDAY John Cho, Kal Penn. 12:30 Football – A-League SUNDAY (Replay) Melbourne Heart v 12:20 The Departed 16VL 2006 Melbourne Victory. Crime. Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt 2:30 Football – A-League (Replay) Damon, Jack Nicholson. Central Coast Mariners v Wellington 2:50 The Beach 16VLS 2000 Thriller. Phoenix. Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert Carlyle. 4:30 Equestrian – The Puhinui 4:45 Harold And Kumar Go To International Coverage of the White Castle 16LS 2004 Comedy. three-day horse trial event.
0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language. RATINGS: 16 Approved for persons 16 years or over; 18 Approved for persons 18 years or over; AO Adults only; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences; PG/PGR Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits ZEFM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1
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