Television Friday, September 12, 2014
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6am Breakfast The Breakfast team presents news, interviews, weather and information. 9am Good Morning 10am The Chase 3 0 11am Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover 0 Noon One News 0 12:30 Emmerdale PGR 0 1pm Coronation Street PGR 3 0 1:30 Coronation Street PGR 3 0 2pm Four Weddings USA 3pm Dickinson’s Real Deal David Dickinson proves one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. 3:55 Te Karere 2 0 4:25 The Chase 0 5:25 Millionaire – Hot Seat 0 6pm One News 0
7pm Seven Sharp 0 7:30 Coronation Street PGR Izzy reaches a decision; Rita comes to Tina’s aid; Gloria pushes Stella to breaking point. 0 9:30 F Miranda PGR 3 0 10:40 One News Tonight 0
11:10 The Late Night Big Breakfast 0 11:40 Gavin And Stacey AO 3 0 12:15 The Catherine Tate Show AO 3 0 12:50 Alan Carr – Chatty Man AO 3 0 1:45 Te Karere 3 2 0 2:10 Infomercials
CHOICE TV 6am Benny Hinn 6:30 The Flying Winemaker 7am Sophie In The Orient 7:30 Love The Place You’re In 8:30 Bill’s Kitchen – Notting Hill 9am Secret Meat Business 9:30 Great British Garden Revival 10:30 Yard Crashers 11am Carter Can 11:30 Lost And Sold Noon Paul And Nick’s Big Food Trip 12:35 The Flying Winemaker 1:10 Nigel And Adam’s Farm Kitchen 2:30 Sophie In The Orient 3pm Love The Place You’re In 4pm Rachel Allen’s Cake Diaries 4:30 Turkish Delights With Allegra McEvedy 5pm Nick Knowles’ Original Features 6pm Bath Crashers 6:30 Carter Can 7pm The Liquidator 7:30 Kirstie’s Fill Your House For Free Kirstie Allsopp takes on the challenge of transforming homes without spending any money. 8:30 Better Homes And Gardens 10pm Love Your Garden 11pm Nick Knowles’ Original Features
SATURDAY
Midnight Baths Crashers 12:30 Benny Hinn 1am Love The Place You’re In 2am Rachel Allen’s Cake Diaries 2:30 Turkish Delights With Allegra McEvedy 3am Carter Can 3:30 Eco-Challenge 4am The Liquidator 4:30 Better Homes And Gardens
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FOUR
PRIME
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SKY SPORT 1
6am Creflo Dollar 6:30 Tiki Tour 3 0 6:55 Angry Birds Toons 3 0 7am Stitch! 3 0 7:20 Teen Titans Go! 3 0 7:45 The League Of Super Evil 0 8:15 Fishtronaut 0 8:40 Mike The Knight 3 0 8:50 Fireman Sam 3 0 9am Infomercials 11am Neighbours 3 0 11:30 Home And Away 3 0 Noon Shortland Street PGR 3 0 12:30 F Two And A Half Men PGR 3 0 1pm Jeremy Kyle USA AO 2pm Jeremy Kyle USA PGR 3pm F According To Jim 3 0 3:28 Angry Birds Toons 3 0 3:30 SpongeBob SquarePants 3 0 4pm Liv And Maddie 0 4:30 The 4:30 Show 5pm America’s Funniest Home Videos 3 0 5:30 Home And Away 0 6pm Friends 3 0 6:30 Neighbours 0 7pm Shortland Street Chris does what Rachel will not; Nicole is betrayed by Vinnie. 0 7:30 The Voice Kids Australia 0 9pm M The Nanny Diaries AO 2007 Comedy. A college graduate goes to work as a nanny for a rich New York family and has to juggle their dysfunction, a new romance, and the spoiled brat in her charge. Scarlett Johansson. 0
6am Sesame Street 3 6:55 Peppa Pig 3 7am Sticky TV 3 7:30 The Winx Club 3 7:55 The Wild Thornberrys 3 0 8:25 Chuggington Badge Quest 3 8:35 Ready, Steady, Wiggles 8:45 Peppa Pig 3 8:55 The Moe Show 0 9:05 Bob The Builder 3 9:15 Thomas And Friends 3 9:25 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9:35 Barney And Friends 3 10:05 Infomercials 2pm Sesame Street 3 2:55 Pingu 3 3pm Sticky TV 4:30 Smash! 6pm Everybody Hates Chris 3 6:30 Just Shoot Me! 3 0 7pm Campbell Live 7pm The Simpsons PGR 3 0 7:30 The Block NZ PGR This week’s 7:30 American Ninja Warrior room reveal. 0 The top 30 competitors 8:40 The Michael McIntyre Chat attempt the Miami Finals Show PGR Michael is joined course, which includes two by actress Joanna Lumley, new obstacles, the Ledge rapper Tinie Tempah, and Jump and the Rolling Steel. British television presenter 8:30 M Nitro Circus – The and columnist Richard Movie AO 2012 Action. Madeley. 0 Film of the Nitro Circus. 9:40 Live at the Apollo AO 0 Travis Pastrana. 10:40 The Paul Henry Show 10:30 The Glades AO
6:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 3 7am Deal Or No Deal 3 7:30 Home Shopping Noon The Doctors PGR 1pm The Test PGR Celebrities and viewers answer moral questions. 1:55 MythBusters PGR 3 Adam and Jamie tackle an explosive movie myth; Kari, Grant, and Tory take to the skies to investigate the Blue Ice. 3pm Whose Line Is It Anyway? UK PGR 3 3:30 The Crowd Goes Wild 3 4pm The Late Show With David Letterman 3 5pm Deal Or No Deal 5:30 Prime News 6pm Escape To The Country British couples and families, fed up with city life, search for the perfect country home while exploring the surroundings of each location. 7pm The Crowd Goes Wild 7:30 Best of Man v Wild PGR 3 8:30 N Fleming – The Man Who Would Be Bond AO 1/4. Series about the man whose own life was the inspiration for James Bond. 9:30 Prime Time with Sean Plunket 10pm True Blood AO
10am Golf Central 10:30 Golf World 11am European Tour (Highlights) KLM Open – Round One. From Kennemer Golf and Country Club. 11:30 Inside The PGA Tour Noon NRL Footy Show 2pm Sterlo An in-depth look at each of the NRL games from the weekend. 3pm #SkyRugby – Engage 3:30 Total Rugby 4pm Mainfreight Rugby The provinces battle it out for the Meads and Lochore Cups. 5pm Rugby – ITM Cup (Highlights) Tasman v Taranaki. From Trafalgar Park, Nelson. 5:30 #SkyRugby – Engage 6pm L Rugby – ITM Cup North Harbour v Manawatu. From QBE Stadium, North Harbour. 8pm L Rugby – ITM Cup Canterbury v Wellington. From AMI Stadium, Addington, Christchurch. 10pm Rugby – ITM Cup (Replay) North Harbour v Manawatu. From QBE Stadium, North Harbour.
11:10 The Bachelor PGR 3 0 1am Mr T’s World’s Craziest Fools AO 3 0 1:30 Infomercials 2:30 Primeval PGR 3 3:15 Revolution AO 3 0 4am Nikita AO 3 0 4:45 The 4:30 Show 3 5:10 Neighbours 3 0 5:35 I’m In The Band 3 0
11:10 N Bones AO The team investigates the death of a woman with a history of amnesia, disappearances, and head trauma, whose corpse is found in a shallow grave. 0 12:10 Touch AO 1:05 Lights Out AO 0 2am Infomercials
11:15 The Late Show With David Letterman A late-night comedy and talk show. 12:10 Home Shopping 1:40 The Crowd Goes Wild 3 An irreverent daily sports and entertainment show. 2:10 Home Shopping
Midnight Rugby – ITM Cup (Replay) 2am Rugby League – NRL (Highlights) 2:30 Rugby – ITM Cup (Highlights) 3am Rugby League – NRL (Replay) 5am L Golf – US PGA Tour Tour Championship by Coca-Cola – Round Two.
6am 3 News – Firstline 8:30 Infomercials 11:25 The Nanny PGR 3 0 Noon 3 News 12:30 Entertainment Tonight 3 1pm Dr Phil PGR 2pm The Block NZ PGR 3 0 3pm The Biggest Loser 4pm Rachael Ray In Rachael’s Mother’s Day Show, Kristen Bell is her guest. 4:55 Jamie’s 30 Minute Meals Jamie prepares sea bass and crispy pancetta with sweet-potato mash, Asian greens, one-minute berry icecream and sparkling lemonginger drink. 0 5:25 Million Dollar Minute 6pm 3 News
11:25 Entertainment Tonight 11:50 Infomercials
MAORI TV 10am Korero Mai 3 11am Toku Reo 3 Noon Korero Mai 3 1pm Toku Reo 3 2pm Korero Mai 3 3pm Kai Time On The Road 3 3:30 Dora Matatoa 2 4pm SpongeBob Tarau Porowha 2 4:30 Waka Ama 2013 3 5pm Toi Whakaari 5:30 Te Kaea 2 6pm Nga Pari Karangaranga o te Motu 2
THE BOX 6am Law And Order MV 6:50 The Simpsons PG 7:15 Parking Wars PGL 7:40 America’s Funniest Home Videos PG 8:05 Survivor – Amazon PG 8:55 Criminal Minds 16VS 9:45 SVU MV 10:35 NCIS PGV 11:25 America’s Funniest Home Videos PG 12:15 Crossing Lines MV 1:05 Whose Line Is It Anyway? PG 1:30 Criminal Minds 16VS 2:20 Law And Order MV 3:10 Survivor – Amazon PG 4pm America’s Funniest Home Videos PG 4:30 The Simpsons PG 5pm Parking Wars PGL 5:30 Criminal Minds 16VS 6:30 The Simpsons PG 7pm Parking Wars PGL 7:30 NCIS PGV 8:30 CSI MV 9:30 By Any Means ML 10:40 SVU MV 11:35 NCIS PGV
SATURDAY
12:30 Survivor – Amazon PG 1:20 Whose Line Is It Anyway? PG 1:45 Law And Order MV 2:35 SVU MV 3:25 CSI MV 4:15 By Any Means ML 5:10 Whose Line Is It Anyway? PG 5:35 America’s Funniest Home Videos PG
SKY SPORT 2 6:30 Ako 2 7pm Te Kaea 3 2 7:30 #Hakanation Show hosted by Ria Hall that takes kapa haka to the nation. 8pm Swagger 8:30 Homai Te Pakipaki 9:30 The Topp Twins 10pm Making Tracks AO 3 10:30 Tribe 11pm Te Kaea 3 2 11:30 Closedown
DISCOVERY
Fleming – The Man Who Would Be Bond, 8:30pm on Prime
MOVIES PREMIERE
6am Auction Hunters PG The Chitown Showdown. 6:30 Deadliest Catch PG Caught in the Storm. 7:30 Man v Wild PG Everglades. 8:30 MythBusters PG 9:30 Dual Survival PG 10:30 Clash Of The Ozarks M Let the Devil In. 11:30 Blood Relatives M Buzz Kill. 12:30 Disappeared M 1:30 House Of Horrors – Kidnapped M 2pm House Of Horrors – Kidnapped M 2:30 Game Of Stones M 3:30 Naked And Afraid M 4:30 Gold Rush PG 5:30 MythBusters PG 7:30 River Monsters With Jeremy Wade PG 8:30 Deadliest Catch PG 10:30 Savage Family Diggers PG 11pm Under Siege M
6am Rush MVLS 2013 Drama. Chris Hemsworth, Daniel Bruhl. 8am A Haunted House 16SC 2013 Comedy. Marlon Wayans, Essence Atkins. 9:25 Bafta: A Life In Pictures – Joss Whedon PG 2013 Documentary. 9:50 Freshman Father PG 2010 Drama. Andrew Seeley, Brittney Irvin, Ryan McDonald. 11:20 Django Unchained 16VL 2012 Action. Jamie Foxx, Leonardo DiCaprio. 2pm Rush MVLS 2013 Drama. Chris Hemsworth, Daniel Bruhl. 4pm A Haunted House 16SC 2013 Comedy. Marlon Wayans, Essence Atkins. 5:25 Taken 2 MV 2012 Action. 7pm Chernobyl Diaries 16VL 2012 Horror. 8:30 Iron Man 3 MV 2013 Action. 10:45 Warm Bodies MV 2013 Comedy.
Midnight Crimes That Shook The World M 1am Swamp Murders M 2am Deadliest Catch PG 3am Deadliest Catch PG 4am Deadliest Catch PG 5am MythBusters PG
12:25 Skid Marks 16S 2008 Comedy. 1:50 Taken 2 MV 2012 Action. 3:25 Chernobyl Diaries 16VL 2012 Horror. 4:55 Iron Man 3 MV 2013 Action.
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
Nitro Circus – The Movie 8:30pm on FOUR
MOVIES GREATS 7:15 Michael Clayton MVL 2007 Crime Drama. George Clooney, Tom Wilkinson. 9:15 Ladies In Lavender ML 2004 Drama. Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, Daniel Brühl. 11am Bruce Almighty ML 2003 Comedy. Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston. 12:45 The Lake House ML 2006 Drama. Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock. 2:25 Mean Machine MVL 2002 Comedy. Vinnie Jones, David Kelly. 4:05 Ladder 49 MC 2004 Action. Joaquin Phoenix, John Travolta, Robert Patrick. 6pm Armageddon ML 1998 Action. Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, Ben Affleck, Steve Buscemi, Liv Tyler. 8:30 O Brother, Where Art Thou? MV 2000 Comedy. John Turturro, George Clooney. 10:20 Resident Evil 16V 2002 Action Thriller. Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez, Eric Mabius.
6am NRL Footy Show 8am Australian Rugby (Replay) 10am Cycling – La Vuelta (Highlights) Stage 18. 10:30 Cycling – Tour Of Britain (Highlights) 11am Motorsport – Global RallyCross Championship (Highlights) From RFK Stadium, in Washington DC. Noon Cycling – La Vuelta (Highlights) Stage 18. 12:30 Bowls – Australian Indoor Championships (Highlights) Semi-final One. 2pm Sky Sports News UK 2:30 Cycling – Tour Of Britain (Highlights) 3pm Motorsport – Global RallyCross Championship (Highlights) From Washington. 4pm Sterlo An in-depth look at each of the NRL games from the weekend. 5pm NRL Footy Show 7pm L Rugby League – Holden Cup Elimination Final One – Tigers v Rabbitohs. From Allianz Stadium, Sydney. 9pm All Access (Highlights) Mayweather v Maidana II. 9:30 L Rugby League – NRL Qualifying Final Two – Sea Eagles v Rabbitohs. From Allianz Stadium, Sydney.
SATURDAY
Midnight Athletics – Australian Series (Highlights) 1am Cycling – Tour Of Britain (Highlights) 1:30 Cycling – La Vuelta (Highlights) Stage 18. SATURDAY 2am L Cycling – La Vuelta Midnight Indecent Proposal ML Stage 19. 1993 Drama. 1:55 Armageddon ML 1998 Action. 4:25 Ladder 49 MC 4am L Cycling – Grand Prix Cycliste de Quebec 2004 Action.
0 Closed captions; 3 Repeat; 2 Maori Language. RATINGS: 16 Approved for persons 16 years or over; 18 Approved for persons 18 years or over; AO Adults only; C Content may offend; L Language may offend; M Suitable for mature audiences; PG/PGR Parental guidance recommended for young viewers; S Sexual content may offend; V Contains violence. Local Radio: NewsTalk ZB 873AM/98.1FM FM Classic Hits ZEFM 92.5; Port FM Local 94.9, 98.9 and 106.1
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