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e h t m o r F EDITOR How has your May been? I saw a meme the other day which said something along the lines of ‘May has mostly been me sweating, drinking and being skint’ and I felt that was pretty accurate for me too! So many bank holidays, so many events and celebrations, pay day can’t come soon enough!! That said, it has been fun, and it has flown by in the blink of an eye but I’m ready for a quiet June!
We’ve had some lovely feedback from last months covers again and we very much hope that you like this month’s as well. As I’ve said before, we try to be different from one month to the next, pretty pictures are all very nice and well, but everyone is different and it’s nice to appeal to different people at different times. So, this month, with it being the ‘Father’s Day’ theme, we couldn’t resist a series of ‘Dad Jokes’. Mr Emily (and I) just so happen to know a man called Paul from the hockey club whom, we feel, quite possibly, is the oracle of all the dad jokes which have ever existed!
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If he didn’t create them, then his brain is at the very least, full of a back catalogue that spans back as far as jokes that Tutankhamun heard from his dad!! Thankfully, he sent us some of his material (the clean ones) and his jokes are now throughout the magazines for all to see! (Along with a few of our own). Multiple times over many years, Paul has dragged me, unknowingly, into his joke set up, if he ever has a serious conversation, I simply won’t believe him!! Thanks PB, appreciate your help! Anyway, long may this BBQ weather continue and where possible, tell some dad jokes, it doesn’t half put a smile on people’s faces!
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(And Why We Secretly Love Them!) You know a dad joke when you hear one, and we all know someone who simply cannot resist telling them. It’s the punchline you saw coming a mile off, delivered with complete seriousness, usually followed by that unmistakable smug smile and chuckle. But where did dad jokes come from, and why do they have such staying power? The roots of the dad joke probably go back centuries. Puns and wordplay have been part of language for as long as people have been talking. Ancient Roman playwrights like Plautus used puns in their comedies, and Shakespeare famously built entire scenes around groan-worthy jokes. Puns like; “Thine face is not worth sunburning.” from Henry V “You are as a candle, the better burnt out.” from Henry IV Part 2 And a particular favourite of mine… “I do desire we may be better strangers.” from As You Like It. But the modern idea of the “dad joke”, silly, safe, and slightly embarrassing, started to form in the 20th century. In Britain, the rise of television comedies in the ‘60s and 70s brought the lovable, slightly clueless dad character into homes everywhere. Programmes like The Likely Lads, On the Buses and Bless This House featured men whose humour was often rooted in puns, understatement, and awkwardness.
The stereotype of the well-meaning but corny and even embarrassing father figure began to take hold, and so did the jokes. The term “dad joke” itself, however, didn’t become common until much later. By the 1980s, articles and comedians started using the phrase to describe this very specific style of humour. The first recorded use of the term is apparently to be found in the USA in a 1987 Gettysburg Times column. Why do dad jokes endure? Psychologists suggest it’s because they are a safe, shared form of humour. They don’t rely on putting others down. Instead, everyone is invited to enjoy (and gently mock) the joke together. According to the British Psychological Society, “dad jokes,” often considered corny, actually help children handle embarrassment and social awkwardness, making them more confident and emotionally strong as they grow. No one tells a dad joke for the applause. You know it’s bad. Your family (or audience) know it’s bad. You tell it for the groans. For the eyerolls. For the teenager muttering “Oh no, not again” under their breath. You tell it because it’s not about being the funniest person in the room, it’s about sharing a laugh with the people you care about and making the effort to connect, however awkwardly! It’s a little reminder that laughter doesn’t have to be clever to bring people closer together.
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Slimming World Recipe Bakewell Trifles Method: 1. Get your oven warmed up to 180°C/fan 160°C/gas 4.
These sweet treats are the perfect combo of two true classics. Perfect for a Summer party!
cut the sponge into small cubes and arrange in 4 tall glasses. Divide the halved cherries between the glasses, too.
2. Put the eggs and sweetener in a bowl over a pan of boiling water and whisk with an electric 4. Make up the jelly with 300ml boiling water and put to one hand whisk for 5 minutes or side until it’s cooled to room until the eggs have tripled in temperature, making sure it volume. Take the bowl off the doesn’t start to set. Divide heat and sieve the flour over the between the glasses, then chill top. Using a metal spoon and a for 1 hour or until completely set. figure-of-eight motion, fold the flour and the almond extract into 5. When the jelly has set, stir the the mixture, then spoon it into a quark through the custard, small non-stick loaf tin. Bake for spoon the custard over the jelly 10-12 minutes or until golden, and top with the yogurt. Add the then leave to cool in the tin. cherries and evenly scatter over the almonds to serve. 3. Halve the sponge lengthways and spread with the jam, then For more information visit www.slimmingworld.co.uk
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MORTS – WHAT’S IN A NAME Mention the word Morts and immediately thoughts turn to the old school on Grange Street and perhaps to memories of Mr Dawes or even to Miss Cresswell who were the first Heads of the then separate Boys and Girls School when it opened in March 1939. Although opened by Alderman William Mortimer Wilson, Chairman of the County Education Committee, the school wasn’t to bear his name until the buildings were completed after the Second World War, completion having been delayed by economic factors in the main. It was the influence of Alderman William Mortimer Wilson that no doubt played a huge part in the building of the school, and it is fitting that he is remembered at the David Neiper Academy in the form of the “Mortimer Wilson Sports Hall” as is Wilfred Dawes O.B.E., the first Headmaster, remembered by the creation of a “Wilfred Dawes Memorial Garden.” What then do we know about the man from whom Morts took its name? William Mortimer Wilson was born in Alfreton on 30th September 1865, son of Joseph George and Mary Wilson, a Solicitor in the town. In 1871 the family lived at 16 Church Street, Alfreton, along with a cook, nurse and housemaid. William being a scholar at this time. He was later educated at Cheltenham and St John’s College, Oxford and subsequently articled as a solicitor to his father. In 1891 the family had moved to The Firs on High Street and in 1895 William entered public life being elected to the County Council
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THE PEAK DISTRICT MANDARINS….. I wrote previously about how exotic Mandarin Ducks, are spreading throughout the UK. Introduced to Britain from China and elsewhere in the Far East, escapees from captive populations established in the wild. There are now well-established and increasing feral populations, mainly in south-eastern England, but also in northern England, Wales, and more sparsely in Scotland. Colonisation is escapees from captivity in wildfowl collections followed by successful wild breeding. The main population is still in MANDARIN DISTRIBUTION MAP southern England but are widely dispersed pockets across the whole country, with birds from individual collections aggregating in their local patch. These gorgeous non-native ducks are mostly absent from the high ground of the Peak and Pennines and the low-lying areas of former fenland in east England, no doubt related to the scarcity of mature trees with suitable nest-holes.
generally nest in tree-holes sometimes located quite high up. Just a few days after hatching, female mandarins try to entice the youngsters to leave the nest site by leaping out and tumbling groundward. The female then leads the ducklings to a nearby waterbody where she will be rejoined by the male who then helps care for and protect the offspring. Apparently, the female will have done most of the work in incubating the eggs and consequently, suffers more stress and exhaustion and has relatively higher mortality rate with a population of only around 80% of the male birds. They also display remarkable behaviour called ‘intraspecific parasitism’ whereby females lay some eggs in the nests of other females. In some cases, up to 46% of clutches were parasitized. This means the workload for the females is shared and the risks from nest failure or predation are spread more widely between nest and broods. Spreading rapidly, in gardens close to rivers they will freely come to feed on bird-tables or on the ground.
These birds are amenable to life in park lakes and along riversides and are popular captive birds because of their remarkably spectacular plumage. Male mandarin ducks have elaborately, decorative plumage sporting distinctive orange feathers on the cheeks, purple chest, and large dorsal, orange feathers sticking up sail-like, and with pale, orangecoloured flanks. Females are duller with grey head and a distinctive white stripe behind the eye, a brown back and mottling on the lower sides. The males also have an amazing pink beak with a white tip.
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Dashing into June, the garden seems to be shouting for our attention. But amid the abundance of containers and bedding plants, roses and early fruit, there is still time to plant.
On the eating side you can plant fast croppers such as French runner beans, peas, sweetcorn and outside cucumbers and continue setting away an ongoing lettuce crop to take you through to the first frosts. Remember with courgettes and cucumbers to keep them well watered and share your tomato feed with them as well. They like a good bed of home-grown compost to retain as much water as possible. If you have weeds – and who doesn’t – keep them under control as much as possible as they will leach nutrients from the soil and are almost always very strong growers so may crowd out your crops and flowers. This is the time for the Chelsea chop if you want to do it. The name comes from the Chelsea Flower Show and is usually done around the same time – end of May/ early June. The aim is to cut your perennials back by a third to a half. You can use secateurs or shears and the chop will do a number of things. First it will make the plant bushier and less likely to flop and get damaged in wind. Secondly it will produce more flowers, though they may be smaller. Thirdly it may extend the flowering season. Some people like to do it for those reasons. Others prefer the larger blooms and think the weather will determine the flowering season and are prepared to stake their plants. Also, they might not like cutting back just at the time plants are flowering. Purely a personal choice, but worth thinking about. Don’t forget water for birds to drink and clean their feathers in. Clean TOP feathers mean they can regulate their body temperature better. And log piles TIP in a shady spot are good for frogs or other amphibians in the heat.
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