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Hello Readers,
So, this year is zipping by isn’t it! I remember my Grandmother telling me about how time gets faster as you grow older. I obviously ignored her as she was possibly older than the dinosaurs…but as usual, she was right!
Anyway, speaking of time zipping by, we’ve gone with quintessentially English summer holidays on our front covers this month, 1950’s style. Ah the memories… Grandad with a hanky on his head, trousers rolled up ready for a paddle and those absolutely massive steps at Mablethorpe, which felt like climbing Everest! Oh and the fun fair – happy memories – or not so much to be honest. My Grandparents just took me and my Brother around the Funfair to “have a look”…. I think they were inspired by Jim Bowen and Bullseye… “look at what you could have won”.
Anyway, the other thing I like to do in the summer months, is to have a good clear out of some old bits and bobs, furniture, clothing etc (I don’t know why I prefer summer to spring?!). I’ve posted some bits on Facebook Marketplace etc and I’ve scheduled to do a car boot (which Mr Emily really hates!!). I love doing stuff like this. However, I don’t know if it’s just me getting older but are there more scammers these days? Posting items online is an absolute minefield, from the time wasters who are ‘definitely not time
wasting’, to the ‘can I pay on Paypal friends and family’ (which protects them and not you when they don’t pay).
It does make you realise why so many charity shops are inundated with items, because most people prefer to donate rather than have the faff of scammers! Not to mention the much-needed degree in research needed to be able to buy online, with all the dodgy websites, and poor ratings even if they are real!! Don’t get me wrong, digital platforms have their place, Pandora isn’t going back in that box for sure – the Tech Bro’s have us by the short and curlys!! Perhaps an answer will present itself, but for now I spend much of my time cynically guarding my data like a squirrel and their nuts!
Anyway, back to the clear out……might have a cheeky Vimto outside in the sunshine first….it’d be rude not to wouldn’t it!!
There’s something utterly charming about retro seaside postcards. Bold colours, cheeky humour, and scenes that capture the golden age of British beach holidays – these little cards packed a punch. Before texts and selfies, a saucy postcard with a stick of rock was the ultimate “wish you were here” message.
First popular in the early 1900’s and booming through the 1950’s to 70’s, these cards became holiday staples. Many featured cartoon illustrations – often with a hefty dose of double entendre. Think knobbly knees contests, overstuffed swimsuits, and hen-pecked husbands snoozing behind windbreaks. They were cheeky, yes, but rarely offensive, offering a gentle giggle for all ages.
The classic British beach scenes – donkey rides, striped deckchairs, pier amusements, and overflowing ice cream cones – were lovingly (or sometimes ridiculously) exaggerated. Postcards from Blackpool, Skegness, Margate, and Brighton filled racks outside newsagents, waiting for sunburnt holidaymakers to pick one out, scribble a quick note, and send it off to friends and family back home.
Beyond their humour, these postcards also offer a slice of social history. They reflect how
we dressed, holidayed, and saw the world. In an era before mobile phones and social media, sending a postcard was a key part of the holiday ritual. It showed you were really away.
Today, retro postcards are collected, framed, and celebrated for their kitsch charm. They spark memories of soggy chips on the prom, buckets and spades, and chasing wasps away from your jam sandwich. And while you might not post one now (the postbox is always too far away), their spirit lives on in seaside shops and novelty gifts.
So next time you’re by the coast, take a moment to flick through a postcard rack. Among the faded puns and punchlines, you’ll find a little time capsule – a laugh from the past, wrapped up in a glossy 6x4.
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Many of you will remember the Post Mill at South Normanton. The skeletal remains of the mill stood in the garden of a bungalow on Windmill Rise. The oak timber structure of the post mill was probably erected in 1805. It stood close to the site of an earlier post mill, which was thought to have blown down, the remains were offered for sale at auction in 1810.
The builder, probably Thomas Wass, a millwright from Sutton-in-Ashfield. Trade directories show it remained in the hands of the Wass family throughout its life, the last miller (1871 to 1908) being another Thomas Wass. Memories from that period recall that ‘the mill was pushed round by the tailpole and how Mr Wass used to hold his handkerchief up to test the wind’. When Thomas Wass died in 1908 the mill had ground its last corn and was left to decay in the middle of a field.
A report on the structure and associated machinery in 1960 noted that mill had lost most of its cladding and that the tail ladder was offset relative to the centre of the buck. The roof had a rounded shape to permit a larger diameter brake wheel to be used. This wheel was of clasp arm construction and had 56 wooden cogs. There were two pairs of over driven stones, and in the tail of the mill was the remains of a white flour dressing machine. The sails had been mounted in a cast iron poll end (or canister) on the end of wooden wind shaft. The mill deteriorated over the years, the progressive decay being evident. Eventually it stood in the garden of a bungalow, within a housing estate. When the owner of the property, Mrs H Samson, died in the
mid, 1970s it was sold at auction for £12. 0s 10d with rumours suggesting it was nearly destined to be used as firewood.
There was local outcry, the ownership of the structure passed to Bolsover District Council (BDC) who gave it Grade 2 listing to ensure its safety. By 1980 the structure was considered unsafe and BDC decided to dismantle it and put it into safe storage, pending re-erection elsewhere. Detailed, numbered, drawings of the structure and timbers were made, and the advice of a millwright was sought on how it should be stored. He suggested the timbers should be stored off ground and separated from each other in a well-ventilated, covered, area. The structure was dismantled by contractors, each piece given a unique number and removed from the site. Various proposals for re-erection were made but attempts to find a site ceased and the mill fell from the public eye. In 1993, Alan Gifford, a Mill enthusiast asked BDC for information on the timbers. He was told they had been given to the Midland Railway Trust, but that information proved inaccurate, it wasn’t until 1995, BDC located the timbers in a builder’s yard in South Normanton which had previously been council property. A visit to the site in February of that year could hardly have been more distressing. The timbers, wet and decaying, were lying scattered, on open ground, surrounded by grasses and bushes.
The Midland Mill Group agreed to finance moving the heavy timbers to an area at the Midland Railway Trust, Butterley. They were sympathetic to the idea of saving whatever could be salvaged of the mill. The beams and other timbers were to be moved and set up on old railway sleepers and left to partially dry out, after which they were to be examined to determine their future. An initial plan had been to erect the remains at Butterley but the plan was abandoned when the examination showed that much of the structure was rotten and would have to be scrapped. At South Normanton, the three stone piers, on which the mill had stood are all that remains of the once proud Post Mill but at least the name lives on through The Post Mill Centre.
It’s been a summer to remember at Amber Valley Rugby Club - packed with fun, fitness, touch rugby, and fantastic festivals. But now, it’s time to lace up those boots and get ready for the real deal… the new season is nearly here! Pre-season training is already in full swing for our Men’s, Women’s, and Under 15s squads - with plenty of hard work, laughter, and the occasional sprint-induced groan. Our Minis and Juniors return in early September, and we can’t wait to welcome back our rugby superstars of the future. The Men’s First XV are gearing up for their first friendly on Saturday 9th August, and we’d love to see a big crowd cheering them on. Whether you’re looking to join as a player, dust off your boots, or simply support your local club with a pint and a cheer - there’s a place for you at Amber Valley RUFC.
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Everyone loves a wedding – don’t they? Maybe unless you happen to be depressed and newly divorced Phoebe who has arrived at an expensive hotel at a very swish Rhode Island resort with the express intention of it being her last stop anywhere.
Then she discovers this final refuge has been entirely – apart from her - taken over by a wedding party for a very rich spoiled young thing. Who is devastated by the thought of how Phoebe’s intentions will “ruin” her nuptials when she finds out her plans for the afterlife.
The Wedding People by Alison Espach sounds like it could be the most uncomfortable read of the summer. Either unbearably sentimental or trying to be funny when really, the subject matter isn’t funny.
Actually it turns out to be a real delight. In places it is genuinely funny, the conversations are often whip smart. But it also makes you think; the characters have real depth, and you find yourself agreeing with the third person narrator on so much about life and the bigger picture. And not in a maudlin way.
It is genuinely and unexpectedly a story which stays with you when you’ve finished it. I bought it thinking it would be a quick summer read after reading a review that said it was hilarious and moving. It is so much more.
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1. Heat your oven to 220°C/fan 200°C/gas 7 and line a baking tray with baking paper.
2. Spray a non-stick frying pan with low-calorie cooking spray and put it over a medium heat. Add the onion, carrot, chilli and spices, and cook for 10 minutes. Add 2 tbsp water and cook for about 30 seconds or until the water has been absorbed.
3. Tip the onion mixture into your food processor and add the fish and flour. Chop 2 tbsp coriander and set aside, then add the rest to the food processor along with a pinch of salt. Pulse until you have a thick mixture. Spoon the fish mixture into 16 equal-size
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mounds on the prepared baking tray, spaced apart. Spritz the tops with low-calorie cooking spray and bake for 20-25 minutes or until golden.
4. Once the pakoras are in the oven, make the dip: Put the yogurt in a bowl and stir in most of the mint and reserved coriander. Season lightly with salt, then chill.
5. Sprinkle the pakoras with the remaining herbs and serve with the yogurt dip, lime slices or wedges and lots of chunky Speed veg (plus rice if you’re making a bigger meal of it).
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• 1 tsp ground turmeric
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This month’s walk starts in Ollerton and around the beautiful countryside before taking you through the grounds of Rufford Country Park. Somehow, we managed to pick the only wet day for weeks and halfway round the heavens opened and we got absolutely soaked! Hopefully, you get better weather to stretch those legs and maybe make a full day of it. Perhaps you could take a picnic or perhaps stop off at the café?
A longer but highly rewarding walk for you and your dog. It should take around 4 hours but there are plenty of opportunities to stop and explore so you may want longer. Be careful on roads and as ever make sure you wear a good pair of boots or wellies particularly if it has been wet.
START: St Giles Church, Ollerton, Notts, NG22 9BL.
1. Standing at the junction of Wellow road and Station Road, whilst facing the church, turn right to climb gently along Wellow road, signposted for Newark. At the T-junction, at the top of the road, turn left along a road signposted for Tuxford. After a short distance turn right onto Middlefield Lane and a sign posted footpath.
Continue straight along the lane until the lane bears right. Follow the lane to the right and cross over a railway bridge. Immediately after the bridge turn left keeping a caravan site on your right. Continue straight and pass a footpath sign on your left. Continue and pass between a fence on your right and a hedge on your left.
3. Continue along this path until it bends to the right. After the right turn, ignore the stile turning sharp left and take a shallow left to continue along a footpath with a fence on either side. When the fence on your right ends and at a T Junction of paths, turn right. Follow this path to a road and cross the road diagonal right to continue along a signposted footpath.
4. Continue straight to cross an open field and then pass through a gap in the hedge. Turn immediately left and continue with the hedge on your left. Upon reaching the boundary of the field turn 90 degrees right and continue with the hedge on your left. Upon reaching the far side of the field turn 90 degrees right and continue with the hedge on your left.
5. Upon reaching a footpath sign, cross over a road diagonal right and pass through a gap in the hedge to follow a signposted footpath. The footpath heads gently uphill. Upon reaching the top of the hill and at a T junction of paths turn sharp left and head towards a yellow marker post.
6. Cross over a horse canter trail and continue climbing down some steps, over a wooden footbridge and back up the other side. Continue straight ahead crossing over 3 stiles and onto a recreation ground. Continue along the recreation ground, keeping the hedge on your right and passing 3 marker posts on your right. At the far side, turn right through a metal gate and onto a road.
7. Turn right along the road passing ‘Potter Lane’ on your left and upon reaching ‘Maypole Road’ on your left, turn right onto a lane and signposted footpath. Continue straight for some distance and when the lane bends sharp left, continue straight through a large metal gate. Turn immediately left keeping a hedge on your left and trees on your right. After a short distance turn right to cross over a metal bridge.
8. After the bridge turn left and continue with a hedge on your right and a steep bank on your left. After a short distance, turn right to cross over a wooden footbridge and then continue to cross a field. Cross another wooden footbridge and then continue straight to cross another field. Pass through a gap in the trees into another field and now continue with a hedge on your right.
9. Continue to pass through a wooden gate and continue with the hedge on your right. (Dogs on leads due to Chickens in field). Continue to pass through a metal gate and then onto a lane. Turn right and continue for some distance along the lane.
10. At a fork in the lane, bear left and pass through an electric gate. (Use the button on the right-hand side to open the gate). Continue along a concrete lane and pass through a metal kissing gate adjacent to a large metal gate.
straight to a T-junction and turn right keeping a tall wall on your left. The lane becomes a road with large houses on either side.
12. Follow this road for some distance until reaching a main road. At the main road turn right. After a short distance turn right into ‘Rufford Park’.
13. Follow a path alongside the road into the park. At the bottom cut diagonal left across a large carpark, following signs for ‘The Abbey’. At the far side of the car park, pass a large signboard on your left and continue to a T-Junction of paths. Turn right and immediate left through an archway following signs for ‘Craft Centre’. (Dogs on leads)
14. Pass through 2 courtyards and a café on your right. Enter a small 3rd courtyard and bear right to pass through a metal gate and down some steps. At the bottom of the steps, turn sharp left passing the Orangery and the Gardens on your right.
15. Follow a path with 4 trees on either side and signposted for ‘Animal Graves’. Continue straight with the Abbey on your left and then take the second path on your left, signposted for ‘Animal Graves’. After a very short distance turn right along a footpath with the animal graves on your left. Immediately after the graves turn left onto a footpath through the trees and eventually into a clearing (Broad Ride). Turn right along Broad Ride.
16. Continue for a short distance and then turn left off of Broad Ride onto a footpath signposted for ‘Ice House’. Upon reaching the Ice House turn right onto a footpath signposted for ‘Woodland Walk’. Continue along this path and just prior to reaching a car park, turn right to head back down Broad Ride towards the Abbey. Halfway along Broad Ride, turn left along a footpath signposted for ‘Lakeland Walks’.
17. Upon reaching a T-junction of paths turn right keeping a lake on your left. After a short distance bear left and then turn left to cross a wooden footbridge, keeping the main lake on your left. Continue to skirt around the lake, crossing 3 more wooden footbridges and then continue straight until reaching a road.
18. Cross straight over the road and continue straight over a signposted Bridleway with a hedge on your left. When the hedge on your left ends continue now with a hedge on your right. Continue to pass trees on your right and then cross an open field until reaching a main road.
19. Turn right along the main road and pass immediately underneath a railway bridge. Continue along the road until reaching a right fork in the road, signposted as ‘Station Road’. Take the right fork and continue until reaching the church.
11. Continue for some distance along a concrete lane whilst passing through a golf course. When the concrete lane bends left follow it, passing a sign for ‘Hole 16’ on your right. Pass by a metal and brick-built bridge. Continue
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Nestled in the Derbyshire countryside, CHARLIE’S PLACE ANIMAL SANCTUARY is more than just a rescue centre - it’s a haven for animals and a thriving volunteer community. A SANCTUARY WITH HEART
Founded in 2018 by animal advocates Claire and Wil, following many years of taking in, rehabilitating and caring for a plethora of species. Now a registered charity, it’s home to around 100 rescued animals, many from the egg and meat industries.
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Charlie’s Place also operates an on-site wildlife hospital, treating over 100 injured or orphaned wild animals a year - from owls to hedgehogs. Once recovered, they’re released back into their natural habitats, helping protect local biodiversity.
Charlie’s Place thrives thanks to the dedication of volunteers and the generosity of supporters. Ways to get involved:
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• SPONSOR OR ADOPT – Support an enclosure or symbolically adopt an animal.
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Before the outbreak of the Second World War in 1939, Winnie was living in the shadow of the great cathedral in the service of Canon Carnegie, Dean of Westminster. The Canon’s wife being a sister to Neville Chamberlain of the Munich agreement fame; indeed, Winnie came into contact with many politicians and hierarchy of the period.
A further position secured by Winnie was in the Hyde Park household of the Honourable Mrs. Beckett, Auntie to Sir Anthony Eden and the eccentric racehorse owner, Dorothy Paget. This must surely have been the ultimate in London’s high society at this time.
In 1937 Winnie was recommended, at a wage of £45.00 per annum, to a position at Clarence House with the Queen Mum’s brother, the Duke of Connaught, but for whatever reason the position was not accepted.
Wartime Britain interrupted Winnie’s high society service, and despite the advice to come back home, she volunteered for war work being sent to the College of Domestic Subjects. Undaunted by Herr Hitler’s attempts to blow her up, Winnie continued her efforts in hospitals at Camberwell and Bethnal Green. Both of these institutions were destroyed by German bombs resulting in a horrific number of casualties. There was an occasion once where Winnie became fascinated by a passing rocket and had to be hustled into a nearby shelter at Victoria Station. On returning home once, Winnie was to say, “Bombs are one thing, you hear them coming, but doodlebugs are something else.”
Sometime after the cessation of hostilities, Winnie returned to her first love, London. Her final working years, and indeed some of her happiest come from the mid 1950’s until her retirement in1972. She became a Housekeeper
in luxury flats overlooking the Cenotaph were occupants included, Irene Handel, Barbara Cartland and Wilfred Hyde-White (good with tips apparently) plus many high-ranking military gentlemen including Group Captain Peter Townsend and General Broomhall, the latter becoming famous for his impersonation of a German General when he attempted walk out of a POW camp.
Mistakenly, in Winnie’s mind, she returned back to Sutton-in-Ashfield and the inevitable Council flat existing on her many memories. Her latter years sadly became fraught with ill-health, blindness, deafness and increasingly frail needing much medical attention. Never giving up or changing her life-style Winnie never wanted to be considered a burden. Eventually terminally ill, a nasty fall saw her into hospital with no strength to fight her final battle, sadly she succumbed into rest on November 17th, 2001. Her ashes placed in the form of a cross at the site of her brother Jim who was laid to rest in 1968.
Malcolm Bryan ended his article by saying, “Remembering Auntie Winnie brings to mind the number of times she allowed me to stay with her in London on my nefarious escapades, always a hot meal to hand. “Her love of any get togethers, and parties at Christmas where she was an enthusiastic card player and of her generosity to all her family.”
The following words from a card sent by sister Marion seem appropriate. No matter where our paths may wind. Those days left behind are with us. In our hearts and minds We remember you. The End.
English (as spoken by we Brits) must be a nightmare to learn - (Part 3)
Although nothing like when I was asking what you’d do if you had unlimited powers as PM, some of you have provided me with more weird, wonderful and particularly English words and phrases that we use every day that will undoubtedly confuse those new to the language. Unless you come up with more, this is the last in this mini-series.
PEA SOUPER – it may not be used as often as it was in the post war years, but it nonetheless immediately gives us a clear (hardly the right description!) image of life being brought to almost a standstill in the coal fire induced smog in cities around the UK before the Clean Air Act of 1956 began to make a difference. OK, we know what it means, but try explaining the origin and meaning of the phrase to a foreigner!
SPANNER IN THE WORKS – a common phrase that requires no explanation we’d think but put yourself in the shoes of someone whose English is not as good as yours. Imagine that they’re working on a production line and inadvertently cause a blockage and then, the subsequent look on their face when the gaffer comes down, assesses and fixes the problem, before mildly admonishing him by saying “Well, you really threw a spanner in the works that time!”
BEE’S KNEES – just how confused would the above production worker feel if there was another blockage later in the day when, having watched how the supervisor rectified the situation earlier, he managed, on his own initiative, to resolve the
issue himself, got the line running smoothly once more, only to be later told by the gaffer, “Well done, you’re the bee’s knees.”
FULL OF BEANS – with the suggestion that we’re energetic and lively, we’d take this as a compliment if it was applied to ourselves. How do you think your average Eastern European car washer, struggling with limited English would feel, if, having entertained you with his tuneful whistling as he quickly and efficiently went about replacing your mucky vehicle with one that you could once again be proud of, was told, “Thanks pal. You’re certainly full of beans this morning!”
GUTTED – when you next meet him, you hear that your friendly car washer has, through no fault of his own, lost his job. You commiserate with him and, as you part, say “You must be gutted!”. He then goes home to check his Eastern European/ English dictionary and finds that you apparently think that he’s had his intestines removed.
OVER-EGG THE PUDDING – attending a Donald Trump press conference in three years’ time, you hear him say, amongst other boasts, that he has made America great again, improved world-wide democracy and that he and Melania’s recent holiday in a Crimean resort with Vladimir Putin and family was just beautiful. When you point out to him that he’s over-egging the pudding a bit, he accuses you of promoting ‘fake news’ and has you thrown out of the White House.
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1 Bash the razzledazzle, it’s writing on the wall for him! (10)
9 Beat the plot maker at the eating place (5-3)
11 Shiner resulting from a thumping lot of mascara? (5,3)
17 Tax on the way out, but unlikely to be cancelled! (6,4)
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Across 6 Unkind? Average? (4)
7 Gem, uncut as yet, revealed in nonflyer (3)
8 Cab to travel on the runway (4)
14 Northern organ to close (4)
15 Woman of habit? (3)
16 Require to make bread, say (4)
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4 Taped around a skilful answer (5)
12 Incorporate a queen, by the end (5)
13 Work end opened up into martial art (5)
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2 Wrongly cites, “I’m from Shem” (7)
5 Leap ecstatically for born free lady? (4,3,3)
10 Corrected, and virtually repaired? (7)
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As I write this, we are experiencing heatwave conditions and my mind turns back to how we kept cool years ago. Many people we come across in our talks tell us their traumatic memories about the knitted bathing costumes they had to wear as children. A kind friend has knitted us a couple of swimsuits from original patterns and when we show these, people explain how the costumes, weighed down with water, would reveal all as they stood up!
For myself, I remember going out for the day with grandparents and paddling in a stream or shallow river wearing just a pair of pants. Of course, grandad had his knotted hankie on his head, but we didn’t know about the dangers of sunburn in those days.
In the local swimming pool, the sharp smell of chlorine assaulted your nose as soon as you walked through the changing room door. On the tiles were signs about “petting” and “bombing” not being allowed. Plasters floated in the water and everyone had to wade through the disinfectant foot bath. There was usually a stern attendant
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who sat atop a raised chair, so he had a good view of all the misdemeanours. He used a piercing whistle and was quick to scold anyone who was having too much fun. After our swim, we queued for the vending machine and hungrily devoured a packet of crisps or a drink of hot chocolate. Great times.
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Hot sunny weather and even drought pose many problems for a lot of our wildlife species. However, the insects such as butterflies and moths can find benefit, at least in the short-term, in the scorching conditions of recent months. Many of these creatures have had a bad time in recent decades with pollution and habitat loss compounding the vagaries of climate change. Yet with this year’s dry spring and now blistering hot summer, quite a number have come into their own, and this includes both regionally resident species and increasingly, new arrivals from the south. I will look at damselflies and dragonflies in a later article but for now I want to focus on butterflies and moths, the former exclusively day-flying and the latter predominantly, but by no means totally night-flying.
For butterflies, garden buddleias are a real treat attracting large numbers of spectacular species like red admirals, small tortoiseshells, peacocks, painted ladies, commas, and various whites. However, a brambly woodland edge, woodland ride or glade, or a sheltered wild spot in a garden can be a rich place for butterfly spotting. Watch out in particular for the moth-like fat-bodied, darting ‘skippers’, the now ubiquitous speckled wood, late brood brimstones, or the increasingly frequent silver-washed fritillary. Some of these like the speckled wood were very uncommon and limited to southern England only a few decades ago
but are now found north to the tip of Scotland. Moths are also doing well this year and mix local species with ones migrating in their thousands from Europe and across the North Sea. Warm and humid evenings provide ideal conditions for many of these insects which mix myriads of tiny species known as ‘micros’ and large numbers of bigger ones called ‘macros’. Identification of some commoner species like the beautiful swallowtail moth is pretty easy, but for many of the others this is something for the specialist and ‘mothing’ enthusiast. [And there are a surprising number of them!] At least today it is possible to get to grips with these beasties with help from internet websites and discussion groups, digital photography, and excellent, illustrated handbooks. For most of us though, I think simply appreciating the beauty and enchantment of these wonderful insects is probably enough. Visitors to gardens and night-time kitchen windows include huge numbers of yellow underwings, silver-Y’s, pugs, footmen, carpets, magpies, and many others. Spectacular individuals include huge hawk-moths, eggars, emperors, and fox moths found on moors and heaths. Some of these insects are resident in the south but in hot summers are spreading northwards, and worth watching out for!
Professor Ian D. Rotherham, researcher, writer, broadcaster on wildlife and environmental issues in the Peak District and elsewhere, is contactable on ianonthewildside@ukeconet.org. Follow his website www.ukeconet.org, blog www.ianswalkonthewildside.wordpress.com/ & Twitter @IanThewildside Bluesky @ianthewildside.bsky.social
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Lots of heat, not much rain, beautiful summer. But conditions which can be pretty challenging for our gardens.
Lawns will recover, so don’t feel you have to keep watering them all the time. A little water every day just makes the grass – and other established plants - develop shallow roots and makes them more vulnerable. If you are going to water make it deep. Bedding plants – i.e. in containers - need water early morning and/or evening so they don’t get “sunburnt” by water drops and splashes.
Tomatoes need a weekly potassium feed once a week, but try to reduce watering unless it is really hot as it may cause the fruit to split. But cut back lower leaves to keep ventilation good and allow the plant to focus on fruit.
You can continue to feed most things – the same feed you give tomatoes is also acceptable for most other plants – high potassium is helpful for producing flowers and fruit for bedding plants.
Back to the slugs. They’re still around, especially if we get sudden downpours. Garlic seems to be gaining ground (pardon the pun) as a deterrent. One head of garlic, crush or blitz in a food processor with 200 mls of water. Soak overnight with an extra 700 mls of water and strain. Use direct on particular problem plants, - either spray leaves or around base, or dilute in a watering can for an upkeep dose once every few days or after rain. Slugs don’t like the smell and it acts as an irritant to their skin. Doesn’t harm wildlife or pets. Worth trying?
Prune lavender back after flowering to an inch of new growth above the wood for a good show next year.
