Voice Magazines - Broadmeadows, South Normanton, Blackwell, Newton & Hilcote Edition - June 2025
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How has your May been? I saw a meme the other day which said something along the lines of ‘May has mostly been me sweating, drinking and being skint’ and I felt that was pretty accurate for me too! So many bank holidays, so many events and celebrations, pay day can’t come soon enough!! That said, it has been fun, and it has flown by in the blink of an eye but I’m ready for a quiet June!
We’ve had some lovely feedback from last months covers again and we very much hope that you like this month’s as well. As I’ve said before, we try to be different from one month to the next, pretty pictures are all very nice and well, but everyone is different and it’s nice to appeal to different people at different times. So, this month, with it being the ‘Father’s Day’ theme, we couldn’t resist a series of ‘Dad Jokes’. Mr Emily (and I) just so happen to know a man called Paul from the hockey club whom, we feel, quite possibly, is the oracle of all the dad jokes which have ever existed!
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If he didn’t create them, then his brain is at the very least, full of a back catalogue that spans back as far as jokes that Tutankhamun heard from his dad!! Thankfully, he sent us some of his material (the clean ones) and his jokes are now throughout the magazines for all to see! (Along with a few of our own). Multiple times over many years, Paul has dragged me, unknowingly, into his joke set up, if he ever has a serious conversation, I simply won’t believe him!! Thanks PB, appreciate your help!
Anyway, long may this BBQ weather continue and where possible, tell some dad jokes, it doesn’t half put a smile on people’s faces!
(And Why
We Secretly Love Them!)
You know a dad joke when you hear one, and we all know someone who simply cannot resist telling them.
It’s the punchline you saw coming a mile off, delivered with complete seriousness, usually followed by that unmistakable smug smile and chuckle.
But where did dad jokes come from, and why do they have such staying power?
The roots of the dad joke probably go back centuries. Puns and wordplay have been part of language for as long as people have been talking. Ancient Roman playwrights like Plautus used puns in their comedies, and Shakespeare famously built entire scenes around groan-worthy jokes.
Puns like;
“Thine face is not worth sunburning.” from Henry V
“You are as a candle, the better burnt out.” from Henry IV Part 2
And a particular favourite of mine…
“I do desire we may be better strangers.” from As You Like It.
But the modern idea of the “dad joke”, silly, safe, and slightly embarrassing, started to form in the 20th century.
In Britain, the rise of television comedies in the ‘60s and 70s brought the lovable, slightly clueless dad character into homes everywhere. Programmes like The Likely Lads, On the Buses and Bless This House featured men whose humour was often rooted in puns, understatement, and awkwardness.
The stereotype of the well-meaning but corny and even embarrassing father figure began to take hold, and so did the jokes. The term “dad joke” itself, however, didn’t become common until much later. By the 1980s, articles and comedians started using the phrase to describe this very specific style of humour. The first recorded use of the term is apparently to be found in the USA in a 1987 Gettysburg Times column.
Why do dad jokes endure?
Psychologists suggest it’s because they are a safe, shared form of humour. They don’t rely on putting others down. Instead, everyone is invited to enjoy (and gently mock) the joke together. According to the British Psychological Society, “dad jokes,” often considered corny, actually help children handle embarrassment and social awkwardness, making them more confident and emotionally strong as they grow.
No one tells a dad joke for the applause.
You know it’s bad.
Your family (or audience) know it’s bad.
You tell it for the groans.
For the eyerolls.
For the teenager muttering “Oh no, not again” under their breath.
You tell it because it’s not about being the funniest person in the room, it’s about sharing a laugh with the people you care about and making the effort to connect, however awkwardly!
It’s a little reminder that laughter doesn’t have to be clever to bring people closer together.
Long live the dad JOKE!
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5. When the jelly has set, stir the quark through the custard, spoon the custard over the jelly and top with the yogurt. Add the cherries and evenly scatter over the almonds to serve.
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A dogs Day out
It’s been a bit hot for walking our furry friends recently but we found a rare cool and cloudy morning to take Flakey out for this much needed adventure.
It was well worth it too. This walk is brill. With a lovely mix of fabulous views, country paths and even a section in Sherwood Pines. There’s something for everybody and everydog!
7 MILE CIRCULAR WALK FROM VICAR WATER COUNTRY PARK
A moderate walk which should take you and your dog around 3 hours to complete. Most of the walk is on paths and trails but there are some lanes where there might be vehicles. Please wear appropriate footwear, especially if it has been wet! And, as always, follow the countryside code.
Starting Point:Vicar Waters Country Park, Mansfield Road, Clipstone, Notts NG21 9AA.
1. From the car park head towards the lake and then turn right, along a footpath keeping the lake on your left. After some distance pass by a metal gate eventually the footpath turns into a lane.
2. Pass’ Bridleways Guest House’ on your right. Shortly after, pass ‘Willow Barn’ on your left. After passing the barn turn left along a lane and signposted bridleway.
3. After some distance and just prior to the lane narrowing into a footpath, bear left and continue along a lane going gently uphill. After a short distance turn left and cross over a stile to continue on a gentle climb along a footpath. Continue along the path for some distance until reaching a stile.
4. Cross over the stile and then keep right staying on the main path. Continue along the main path ignoring all other paths to the left and right for some distance, and then pass by an information board and view point on your left.
5. From this point you will begin to descend twisting and winding as you go. After a marker post on your right, bear right at the information board to folllow a footpath.
6. Continue straight along this path and after a short distance you will begin to descend more sharply. At the bottom of the hill cross over a stile and then turn immediately left along a footpath.
7. Continue along this footpath keeping a lake on your right. Continue until crossing over a wooden footbridge and then turn right to continue along a single track tarmac road keeping the lake on your right.
8. Continue along the edge of the lake until reaching a car park. Staying with the edge of the lake pass through the car park and then over a small wooden footbridge. Immediately after the footbridge, ignore the path on the left and bear right staying with the edge of the lake.
9. After a short distance at a second fork in the path, bear left along a path moving away from the lake. After a short distance follow the main path through a ‘S’ bend passing some picnic tables on your left Continue along this path for some distance keeping a wooden fence on your left.
10. When the fence on your left ends, turn left off the main path onto a footpath. After a short distance and a sharp descent you will cross over a road bridge.
12. Immediately after the bridge pass by a metal gate. After, continue straight along a lane. The lane climbs gently uphill. Upon reaching a fork in the lane bear right and continue uphil. After a short distance you will come to a cross roads of lanes. Cross straight over and continue uphill.
13. After walking for some distance you will come to another crossroads of lanes. At this point turn right and continue straight ahead, passing marker post 10 and for some distance until reaching yet another crossroads of lanes.
14. Turn right again and continue for some distance until reaching a T junction of lanes. Turn right and continue for some distance until the lane begins to bend around to the right.
15. After a very short distance and at another crossroads of lanes with a number ‘6’ marker post on your right, turn left and head downhill along a lane. Continue until reaching the bottom of the hill, pass by a metal gate and pass under a bridge.
16. After passing under the bridge and after a very short distance at a fork in the path bear right and continue uphill. A little further on, and at another fork in the path, bear left and cross over a brick built bridge.
17. Continue straight ahead, climbing gently uphill, and ignore the first path off to the left, then after a short distance, and just prior to a T-junction, take the first path off to the left.
18. Continue along this path for some distance, passing under a canopy of trees. After emerging from the trees follow the path around to the right. Continue to pass some telegraph poles on your right.
19. Upon reaching a fork in the path bear right and pass immediately underneath a bridge. Eventually the path turns into a lane.
20. Continue straight until reaching a T junction of lanes. Turn right along a signposted bridleway and after a short distance pass by ‘Bridleways Guest House’ on your left. Continue straight along this path until reaching the start /finish point and car park.
11. After the bridge bear right to take a path up a short sharp incline. When this path meets another, bear left until this path meets with a lane. Bear left again and continue downhill to pass under a bridge.
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MAKING DENS
During the school summer holidays, our days seemed endless and filled with adventure.
As children, we would roam about, finding woods in which to play and make dens.
Indoor dens were sheets, blankets or tablecloths draped over any permutation of furniture. A great escape from the reality of the home. This is where tea parties for teddies and dolls might be held, books read and imagination was king. Outside dens would make use of a clothes horses (or a winter hedge as some called it) again with a covering. In good weather cushions would be allowed outside to furnish the tent. If the clothes line could be lowered, the sheet might be pegged over it. This was a child’s territory. No grownups necessary.
But the most adventurous dens were the ones in the woods. The venue had to be suitable: one with some shelter on the roof and sides and space for a small group of co-builders. Over time, the den would be enlarged and improved by
found bits of cardboard, metal or plastic. The very worst thing that could happen was for another group of children to find it, so secrecy and camouflage was the key.
Paul remembers making dens from disused air raid shelters, pill boxes and workmen’s huts. My memories are of woodland hideaways.
There is a special place in the hearts of children for spaces that are their own: places that are created by them and free from adult intervention. Happy days.
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English (as spoken by we Brits) must be a nightmare to learn
OK, it may not be as complex as some languages inasmuch as we don’t have masculine or feminine (or possibly even, these days, transgender!) nouns like the French or Spanish, and we do write using letters as opposed to the symbols used in some eastern Asian languages, plus we do read left to right unlike those deciphering Arabic, Urdu or Hebrew script, but despite all those benefits, we do have some very strange words and phrases.
I was at Trent Bridge in April for the opening day of the 2025 County Championship season. It was a lovely warm spring day, the cricket was entertaining, and many of the good-sized crowd were chatting away contentedly in the background, as I settled down to enjoy watching Notts v Durham.
It was then that I heard a lady behind me discussing with her friend, the personal characteristics of someone I assumed to be a mutual acquaintance.
“I like her,” she said, “but I reckon ‘she’s a few sandwiches short of a picnic’.”
Now, without knowing the person involved, I knew instantly – as I’m sure you do – the point she was trying to get across. It’s obvious to us that the woman referred to may be ‘two bricks short of a load’, ‘a sixpence short of a shilling’ and/ or ‘may have the lights on, but she’s rarely at home’
However, put yourself in the shoes of someone who is not a native English speaker, and you wouldn’t
have a clue, and that has got me thinking of the things we say in everyday conversation that, on the face of it, don’t make any literal sense.
Can you imagine the quizzical look you’d get from someone trying to master our language when you try to explain to them whether it should be an ‘i’ or an ‘e’ that comes first in e.g., the word receive, and you helpfully suggested that if they remembered that it was an ‘i’ before an ‘e’ except after ‘c’, and that “………….if you stick to that principle, ‘Bob’s your uncle’.”
Similarly, if you were to get friendly with someone who was learning English and suggested that in an effort to help them, they come over to your house one night for a ‘chinwag’, you can imagine the confusion.
You would, of course, simply compound the situation if, in your attempt to reassure them, you added, “I’m being deadly serious. I’m not ‘taking the Mickey’”, and then made a rapidly deteriorating, but well-intentioned offer, even worse by giving them your telephone number suggesting that when they are ready to come over, they just give you a ‘tinkle on the blower’.
I’ve got a few more ‘up my sleeve’ that I can use in future months, but reckon there may be many more that you, dear Voice Magazine reader, might want to share with me. If you do, and you’ve proved good at this over the years, let me know.
Mike is always glad to hear from you at: mike.musings@outlook.com
HERITAGE TRUST
MORTS – WHAT’S IN A NAME
Mention the word Morts and immediately thoughts turn to the old school on Grange Street and perhaps to memories of Mr Dawes or even to Miss Cresswell who were the first Heads of the then separate Boys and Girls School when it opened in March 1939. Although opened by Alderman William Mortimer Wilson, Chairman of the County Education Committee, the school wasn’t to bear his name until the buildings were completed after the Second World War, completion having been delayed by economic factors in the main. It was the influence of Alderman William Mortimer Wilson that no doubt played a huge part in the building of the school, and it is fitting that he is remembered at the David Neiper Academy in the form of the “Mortimer Wilson Sports Hall” as is Wilfred Dawes O.B.E., the first Headmaster, remembered by the creation of a “Wilfred Dawes Memorial Garden.”
What then do we know about the man from whom Morts took its name?
William Mortimer Wilson was born in Alfreton on 30th September 1865, son of Joseph George and Mary Wilson, a Solicitor in the town. In 1871 the family lived at 16 Church Street, Alfreton, along with a cook, nurse and housemaid. William being a scholar at this time. He was later educated at Cheltenham and St John’s College, Oxford and subsequently articled as a solicitor to his father. In 1891 the family had moved to The Firs on High Street and in 1895 William entered public life being elected to the County Council
for the Alfreton No. 1 Division. In 1907 he was appointed Clerk to the Justices of Alfreton and Clay Cross and a Derbyshire County Council Alderman in 1909. This set the pattern for his public life being associated with many local organisations especially those to do with the church and education. He also served as a Lieutenant in the 8th Battalion, Derbyshire Volunteers.
William also took a keen interest in Freemasonry having joined the Royal Alfred Lodge in Alfreton on 8th March 1898. He held several important offices including Deputy Provincial Grand Master of Mark Masons in Derbyshire and was also a Past Grand Assistant Registrar. Prior to his death in 1941 he was also the senior Past Master of the St. Martin’s Lodge at Alfreton and a member of the 32nd degree.
William was married on 28th April 1917 at St Augustine’s Church, Queens Gate, London, to Grace Marion Wilson. Sadly, they didn’t have children and so his only legacy is that of public service for which he was held in great esteem by all who knew him.
Guess the words and Fill in the crossword !
1 Plead with Max to be not good, e.g. (3,7)
5 Voice only a rendering, all of a pace (1,7)
15 Fling hat away to window, over a door (8)
18 Terribly costly corn accelerators (10)
Pitcherwits® are crossword puzzles where some of the clues are in pictures.
Sound easy? It’s not called “Pit-your-wits” for nothing! The mixture of cryptic and picture clues, combined with Professor Rebus’ unique sense of humour, will keep you entertained for hours.
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11 Give final, painful cry (5)
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14 Little bit of ammunition found in half an ammonite (4) Down
3 I’m optimistic that it’s cleaner inside (3)
4 Feeling belittled by the electric one (3)
6 Living with a big din? That’s awful! (7)
7 Back-chat from a kisser? (3)
13 Such a noise at a boarding-school! (3)
16 Curvy part of the hierarchy? (3)
17 Chilled out, but unwell (3)
Reduced foiled fob attempt (6,3)
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Wee rats, nibbling away at woolly one (7)
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On the inside, 5 Clausal, 6 Hatchet, 10 Liszt, 11 Awake.
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Dashing into June, the garden seems to be shouting for our attention. But amid the abundance of containers and bedding plants, roses and early fruit, there is still time to plant.
On the eating side you can plant fast croppers such as French runner beans, peas, sweetcorn and outside cucumbers and continue setting away an ongoing lettuce crop to take you through to the first frosts. Remember with courgettes and cucumbers to keep them well watered and share your tomato feed with them as well. They like a good bed of home-grown compost to retain as much water as possible.
If you have weeds – and who doesn’t – keep them under control as much as possible as they will leach nutrients from the soil and are almost always very strong growers so may crowd out your crops and flowers. This is the time for the Chelsea chop if you want to do it. The name comes from the Chelsea Flower Show and is usually done around the same time – end of May/ early June. The aim is to cut your perennials back by a third to a half. You can use secateurs or shears and the chop will do a number of things. First it will make the plant bushier and less likely to flop and get damaged in wind. Secondly it will produce more flowers, though they may be smaller. Thirdly it may extend the flowering season. Some people like to do it for those reasons. Others prefer the larger blooms and think the weather will determine the flowering season and are prepared to stake their plants. Also, they might not like cutting back just at the time plants are flowering. Purely a personal choice, but worth thinking about.
TOP TIP
Don’t forget water for birds to drink and clean their feathers in. Clean feathers mean they can regulate their body temperature better. And log piles in a shady spot are good for frogs or other amphibians in the heat.
THE PEAK DISTRICT MANDARINS…..
I wrote previously about how exotic Mandarin Ducks, are spreading throughout the UK. Introduced to Britain from China and elsewhere in the Far East, escapees from captive populations established in the wild. There are now well-established and increasing feral populations, mainly in south-eastern England, but also in northern England, Wales, and more sparsely in Scotland. Colonisation is escapees from captivity in wildfowl collections followed by successful wild breeding. The main population is still in southern England but are widely dispersed pockets across the whole country, with birds from individual collections aggregating in their local patch. These gorgeous non-native ducks are mostly absent from the high ground of the Peak and Pennines and the low-lying areas of former fenland in east England, no doubt related to the scarcity of mature trees with suitable nest-holes.
rapidly, in gardens close to rivers they will freely come to feed on bird-tables or on the ground.
These birds are amenable to life in park lakes and along riversides and are popular captive birds because of their remarkably spectacular plumage. Male mandarin ducks have elaborately, decorative plumage sporting distinctive orange feathers on the cheeks, purple chest, and large dorsal, orange feathers sticking up sail-like, and with pale, orangecoloured flanks. Females are duller with grey head and a distinctive white stripe behind the eye, a brown back and mottling on the lower sides. The males also have an amazing pink beak with a white tip.
Mandarins can be relatively shy birds, frequently hiding underneath overhanging tree branches along lakesides or riverbanks but gather in small flocks at favoured locations especially in winter. Unusual for waterfowl, these birds with long-term pair-bonds,
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