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Happy Spring readers!

So, it was noted by a friend, that last month I was a touch on the miserable side in my message. I did explain that this was for 2 completely valid reasons; 1. January lasts forever.

2. I wasn’t happy about my big birthday.

I mean, let’s be honest, that’s not the only reason for a bit of misery is it! I’m sure we could all write a list and the general unsettled nature that exists at the moment is making us all a little grumpy. So many businesses (irrespective of large or small) are struggling at the minute and for many, the juggling act of trying to eat and stay warm is worse than I have known in my lifetime. ‘Worry’ is a permanent state of mind for so many and inevitably this leads to people perhaps not behaving as kindly towards others as they should.

The thing is, even the phrase ‘be kind’ has turned into a verbal attack, thrown on social media by keyboard warriors. But, it’s even more important now than ever! A good example of this was visiting the Ice Hockey last month – a good time was had by all but it was crazy busy. My friend went to get a coffee at half time and to be fair, had a bit of a shambolic experience with the coffee stand – they did seem to be out of most key items such as milk, sugar, stirrers, syrups – if you wanted a plain black coffee though, you were sorted!!. Anyway, the woman in front of my friend had no hesitation in stating her views on the matter, at the top of her voice, balling out the 18yr retail assistant over the lack of milk and how she was bang out of order and it was “illegal” for her to sell her a drink without milk, etc etc (insert hyperbole aplenty!). I’m not sure how the unhappy lady was eventually ‘satisfied’ (not sure that is the correct term!) in the end but it resulted in the assistant crying her eyes out and probably reconsidering her job choices. So, question to my lovely readers, yes the company had run out of milk but does

that ever justify losing your temper publicly at someone who is probably working for minimum wage in between studying at College/Uni?

I’m not saying that this didn’t happen 15yrs+ ago and there are always people that open their mouths before their brain is engaged. I worked in retail most of my young life and I still recall an elderly gentleman going absolutely bananas at me one Christmas in a well-known supermarket because Mr Kipling had changed the packaging on his Festive Pies and him demanding what I was going to do about it!? I think I answered that I work for minimum wage on a weekend & that whilst I understood his frustration, I wasn’t sure that I could get Mr Kipling to listen to me on this matter! Maybe I’m just getting old, maybe I’m super resilient and I see people’s unkindness as their problem rather than mine and dismiss it, but maybe all the pressures we are facing currently, certainly financially, means we are losing our sense of decorum & human decency? It’s hard to say, until we stop getting squeezed from above I guess and in fairness, should the boss of British Gas or Shell be standing in front of me, assuming I could get close enough to the ivory tower, maybe I’d lose my decorum as well!!

Anyway, Spring has Sprung (ish!) & I’m back to being 21 again, so I’m going to have a little think over the coming month and see if I can write something more positive for my friend, next time.

Happy Reading! x

Wear your Red Nose with Pride!

Can you believe the first Red Nose Day, aka Comic Relief, took place in 1988?

Crikey, that made me feel old when I looked it up! Of course it makes sense because Live Aid in 1984 kickstarted the whole idea of mass fundraising events in the UK, and others were bound to follow.

That first Red Nose Day raised £15 million as apparently more than 30 million people tuned in to watch the likes of Black Adder and the Young Ones.

Since inception, £1,068,416,012 has been raised for charities (this sum also includes amounts from Sport’s Relief events). The single most successful fundraising year was 2011, when £108,436,277 was collected.

That is a staggering amount of money raised by the British public, but I can’t help but wonder if this year will be (in comparison) disappointing as the cost of living crisis continues to bite. Last year’s total of £42,790,147 was the lowest since 1999 - I think this year’s total will be lower still.

So where does all this money go?

Well, according to the Comic Relief website, the money raised has helped to support 11.7 million people worldwide. In their 2021/2022 accounts, 54% of the grants made during that financial year were to UK based charities and individuals, although in previous years, it does seem to have been slightly tipped in favour of overseas operations.

So what can YOU do to help with this year’s fundraising on Friday 17 March?

The easiest (and quickest) way would be to purchase one of the “new” red noses; they are on sale, priced at £2.50, from the Comic Relief website (although when I wrote this article they were out of stock!) and on Amazon. This year’s noses are a little different to past years as they are partially made of paper - opening up from a flat crescent (easy to post) shape into a honeycomb-paper sphere.

If you want to get more involved and have more fun, why not organise a “bake-off” at your place of work? Or have a dress up /dress down/ fancy dress/ dress in red day at your school, work, or college.

Maybe you could organise challenges, be they physical ones like running/ jumping/ skipping/ swimming, or more cerebral such as quiz nights. There are lots of different ways to fundraise, but for Comic Relief, the funnier, the better!

Of course, you could simply head to the website at any time or call /text on the day of the TV show and pledge however much you can afford.

Whatever you do, have fun and remember any donation is better than none - and if you would rather give directly to a local charity, I am sure they would be VERY grateful.

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Sherwood Forest Golf Club Captain’s Phil Revill and Chez Abraham handed over a cheque for £11,000 to John Eastwood Hospice after a successful year of fundraising.

Each year, the two captains at the club choose a charity to support. John Eastwood Hospice was chosen for the service it provides to the community at the most challenging of times and also was a fitting tribute to Brenda Mudford, Daughter of John Eastwood, who was a long standing member of Sherwood Forest Golf Club but sadly passed away in 2021.

The fundraising started with the Captains’ changeover event and continued with various social events including a charity auction where lots were donated by fellow club members and local businesses, and the Captain ’s weekend. Phil added: "It was very humbling to witness the incredible generosity of businesses and members, who not only supported the fundraising activities but also made cash donations.

In addition, Springwater Golf Club of Calverton also presented a cheque for £4242 after choosing John Eastwood Hospice as their Captain ’s Charity of the Year for 2022.

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Method

1. Make your sauce by mixing the sweetener, lemon juice, stock and soy sauce in a jug. Toss the chicken in the cornflour.

2. Spray a wide non-stick frying pan with low-calorie cooking spray and put it over a medium-high heat. Fry the chicken for a few minutes or until it’s starting to crisp up at the edges. Add the carrots and chopped chilli and stir-fry for 1 minute.

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This recipe is packed full of fresh and tasty veg and chicken. With the flavour hit of Lemon to tantalise your tastebuds!

Ingredients:

3. Pour your sauce into the pan and bring to a simmer, then add the sugar snap peas and let it all bubble for 5 minutes or until the chicken is cooked through and the vegetables are tender. Scatter over the shredded spring onions and red chilli to serve. If you’re not on an Extra Easy SP day, this is also great with plain boiled rice.

Serves: 4 Ready in: 20 mins

1 level tsp sweetener granules

Juice of 1 lemon

300ml hot chicken stock

2 tbsp light soy sauce

4 skinless and boneless chicken breasts, cut into bite-size chunks

1 level tbsp cornflour

Low-calorie cooking spray

3 medium carrots, halved lengthways and thinly sliced diagonally

1 red chilli, deseeded and finely chopped, plus shredded chilli to serve

200g sugar snap peas

2 spring onions, shredded, to serve

Syns per serving: 1/2 Syn

• Break up the shredded wheat so it is down to strands.

• Break up the chocolate into pieces

• Heat a pan of water so it just begins to simmer.

• Put the bowl over the pan.

• Melt the chocolate and syrup in the bowl, stirring.

• Add the shredded wheat to the bowl and stir

• Spoon the mixture into the cupcake cases

• Make a well in the mixture and add 3 mini eggs

• Chill in the fridge for at least an hour, until set

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This month we have picked a walk that is aimed at the whole family. The walk is a little shorter than usual but still has beautiful countryside, amazing views and to put the cherry on the top, there is an Ancient Monument, The Nine Ladies Stone Circle! The Moor contains hundreds of archaeological features and monuments dating back to the Bronze age with the Nine Ladies being the highlight.

I hope you enjoy it as much as we did!

2.5 mile circular walk around Stanton Moor

A short but sweet walk for the whole family which should take around 1.5 hours to complete. The walk is on paths and trails so please wear appropriate footwear, especially if it has been wet! The Moor is a Scheduled Ancient Monument and there is a flock of sheep on the moor so please keep dogs on leads around livestock. And, as always, follow the countryside code.

Last year Brits spent 1.3billion pounds on Easter!

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So, make sure you check out your local stores this Easter. They will be eggscited to see you

1. Park on the side of the road on Lees Road a few hundred meters out from Stanton in Peak near at the entrance to Stanton Moor. There is space for half a dozen cars, but it can become busy, so plan to arrive early, or late to give yourself the best chance of getting a spot.

2. Begin the walk at the signs to Stanton Moor. Take the public footpath to ‘nine ladies stone circle’, passing through a small wooden gate.

3. Walk ahead to pass through another small wooden gate and continue, with a wooded area on your right. Continue to pass through another gate and carry on along the main path into the wooded area.

4. Carry on along this well-trodden path to reach the information board at the Nine Ladies Stone Circle and take some time to explore.

5. From the notice board turn left on the path, which takes you in the opposite direction to the stone circle.

6. Shortly, the path splits. Take the left path to the tower ahead. Carry on past the tower.

7. At a joining of paths, go left then after some distance, at a split in the path, bear right.

8. Carry on to reach the large ‘Cork Stone’ with climbing handholds on it.

9. Just before the ‘Cork Stone’, take the path to the right. Shortly, at a split in the path, bear left.

10. Keep to the main path for a long way. Take care as there are some drop offs to the left. The path winds its way back to the Nine Ladies Stone Circle.

11. Re-join the path by the noticeboard and head left to retrace your steps back to the start.

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Explore the castle and grounds, hunting for clues. Track down the Easter Eggs and play traditional Easter games such as egg rolling and egg & spoon races.

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Easter egg hunts are great fun and a fantastic way to get families together for the holidays. However, sometimes drama can follow over egg quantities when different ages groups are mixed together!

A great way to circumnavigate this is to allocate a colour per child and only that child can collect that colour. This could work just as well with name badges on the eggs or symbols. This avoids any fall outs and you can make the hiding places age appropriate.

You could even hide a bonus ‘Golden’ egg which carries a spot prize or a special treat for the whole egg hunting team

PUZZLE TIME

Every Day Should be Mother's Day!

Mother’s Day - or as it’s more formally known, Mothering Sunday, is on March 19th this year.

In the UK, Ireland, and a few other countries in the world, Mother’s Day is connected to the religious observance of Easter. Easter is a “moveable feast” celebrated on the first Sunday after the vernal equinox full moon. Mothering Sunday is set as the fourth Sunday in the festival of Lent, three weeks before Easter Sunday.

Easter falls on a different date each year (depending on the moon cycles) so Mothering Sunday changes yearly.

The origins of Mothering Sunday in the UK date back to the Middle Ages when children working away from their homes, in service, for example, were allowed to go to their home – or “mother” –church.

As the children travelled home, they would pick spring flowers for their own mother or to decorate their mother church, and the day morphed into a celebration of family reunions. The strictly observed rules of Lent were also slackened, allowing people to enjoy the luxury of simnel cake.

Nowadays, a simnel cake is a fruit cake with a layer of marzipan baked in the middle and decorated with another layer of marzipan and eleven marzipan balls representing the disciples (minus Judas). In the Middle Ages, it was more likely to have been an enriched yeast-leavened bread; what made it special is that it would have been baked with the finest white flour. The word simnel comes from the Latin word for flour - simila.

Mothering Sunday continues to be celebrated In the UK on the fourth Sunday of Lent, but in 1907 the Americans got in on the act and decided that a “Mother’s Day” be marked on the second Sunday of May each year. Thus the day we had always known as Mothering Sunday gradually merged in British people’s thinking to Mother’s Day - although we did at least stick to the our time honoured calculation to fix the date.

I don’t think it matters which day we honour our mothers - just that we do. As someone who lost her own mum three years ago, I wish I could turn up at her door with a bunch of flowers, a box of her favourite chocolates, and a big smile. And as the mother of two daughters, I cherish the fact that they make the effort to mark the day for me.

Do I need or want flowers or chocolates?

No, of course not.

What I and every mother I know want is to spend quality time with our children - no matter what age they are. In fact, if you ask any mum, I bet they will say their favourite Mother’s Days were the ones when their very young children attempted breakfast in bed for her - complete with a homemade card and a wilted dandelion in an eggcup!

Treasure your mums this Mother’s Day.

HERITAGE OF KIRKBY & ANNESLEY ST JOHNS CHURCH KIRKBY WOODHOUSE.

Reading some old Hucknall Dispatch newspapers from 20th May 1920, there is an interesting item on the War Memorial.

A wooden plaque listing 68 names of local men who didn’t return from fighting in World War One, is inside the Church close to the main door.

There is a memorial just outside the Old Cemetery in Kirkby, on Kingsway that also has the same names repeated alongside military units.

The Archdeacon of Newark, Rev. E Hacking preached for the dedication service, with The Rev T H J Eling vicar, Canon Barber and Rev S M Wheeler and W H Goffin of East Kirkby all taking part.

During the Annesley Old Church Project, Research Project, we did see individual pieces on some of the family names on the memorial and could see how some families lost more than one relative. Bleak Hall residents used this Church for weddings and funerals, so their lost men were recorded here.

Bleak Hall Buildings were basic housing for families who worked in local places. Census returns describe the variety of

occupations over the years from F W K, frame work knitters, railway labourers, family and boarders moving around for the work. They were eventually demolished and the Skegby Road area built close by, keeping parents and younger relatives still close by but not in the same house.

In 1860 a Chapel of Ease was built for the people of the area, it was closer to the site of Bleak Hall dwellings and had a cemetery in its grounds. The site is still used for burials but it is hidden within a housing estate, up a fenced small lane and out overlooking the view, most of the residents will have known. Plans were made to build a new Church in 1906, and a Church Hall in 1912, with demolition of the earlier chapel in 1906.

In Annesley through the Ages by Dennis R Pearson, he covers in detail the history of St John the Evangelist.

In more recent years, the Church Hall was used as a library and events held. Local history for the area was begun before Covid appeared and a fayre with displays was opened to the public, photographs from people in the area were around the walls. Renovation has begun and this takes the story on.

Pictures are the memorial 2019, the gate to the Church May 2022 and the Church from a walk on footpaths behind the Church.

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Church from a walk on footpaths behind the Church Gate to the Church May 2022

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Mick Herron has been described as Britain’s finest living spy thriller writer. But his spies are far from the glossy Bond heroes we’ve come to associate with the genre. The chaps in the Slough House series are the misfits of MI5, exiled from the mainstream for various offences, put out to grass where they will do least harm, tying up other people’s loose ends.

Slough House is the run-down old building where these disgraced spies, known as “slow horses” get sent to see out the rest of their derailed careers.

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As The Crow Flies

One of our more familiar groups of birds is the corvid or crow family, and which locally includes magpies, jays, carrion crows, rooks, jackdaws and ravens. The latter is a recent recolonist which was driven to extinction in the Peak and surrounding areas by persecution (mostly from gamekeepers) and by pollution from pesticides especially DDT and Dieldrin. All these birds are potentially very long lived and are also particularly intelligent. Their behaviour, from holding and defending territories, to communal nesting (rooks especially and jackdaws to an extent), and winter-time roosts sometimes numbering thousands of birds, makes the crows particularly interesting.

All these above factors have helped embed the various crows deep into our corporate culture, literature, and art. An obvious folk phrase is ‘as the crow flies’, meaning the shortest distance between two points as opposed the route taken by perhaps following an old, winding, medieval lane for example. Although this was known since at least the early 1800s, it may not be specific to crows but to any bird moving a longish distance. Clearly, in its daily wanderings a crow won’t necessarily flight straight, but going to their afternoon roost or pre-roost site they generally do. Furthermore, it is obvious sometimes that they navigate through the landscape guided by topographic features and by human structures line roads. I used to watch long loose lines of carrion crows heading to a massive winter roost at Owler Bar and apparently following the route of the road over the moor.

More mysterious perhaps is the origin of the phrase ‘stone the crows’, which is taken as a mild oath or exclamation of annoyance. It is even suggested that this was noted in the early 1900s, or even the 1930s as an Australian colloquialism of ‘stone the crows’, ‘stiffen the crows’, ‘starve the crows’, or even ‘stone the crows and stiffens the lizards’. Another version was ‘stiffen the crows, spare the crow’, all being Australian in origin. A further suggestion was ‘stow the croze’, perhaps euphemistically meaning ‘stone the cross’, (and hence slightly blasphemous), or from breaking open a wooden barrel for which a ‘croze’ is the groove at the end of the barrel holding in place the end plate. However, maybe the obvious explanation is simply from ‘stoning the crows’ i.e. the practice of throwing stones at crows because they were unwelcome visitors to for example, sheep farms. Crows and ravens will scavenge offal and things like sheep after-birth, and gained reputations, maybe justified sometimes, for attacking new-born lambs. So, stoning crows was a commonplace activity in farming areas and was probably associated with annoyance. Bearing in mind that well into the 1900s, small boys were employed in the English countryside to control house sparrows and to scare away other birds like crows and woodpigeons, and then stoning crows would not be unusual. Even in my own younger years, local parkkeepers in the suburbs and gamekeepers in the countryside ‘shot out’ the nests of crows and magpies, and killed jays with relentless efficiency.

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Alpines are coming back to life so remove dead foliage and mulch carefully with grit to avoid foliage making contact with wet soil.

If you haven’t already pruned your roses, do so now. Most will tolerate hard pruning, except for climbers and shrub roses. Cut back quarter of an inch above a bud, with the cut sloping downwards so water does not collect on the bud. To get a cup-like open shape to the bush, cut to an outward facing bud. If there is old wood which is not producing buds, take it off to a point where there is healthy pith when you cut.

Spring also means lovely little shoots, beloved of slugs. Some damage is inevitable and part of gardening but slug pellets are not good ecologically. Nematodes, bought from your local nursery can be watered into the soil and they will kill slugs. They are not chemical and so not harmful to the soil and other wildlife and pets. If you rake over soil and fallen leaves now it means friendly birds can eat slug eggs. Or try the scooped orange skins method, placing them like a dish in the soil and add small amount of beer - jars would do as well as citrus hulks. Empty every morning and good luck.

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