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What are Dammit Dolls? Just give us a minute and we’ll tell you, DAMMIT! Stress relief is the game and Dammit Dolls is our name. Ever been so stressed that you feel a crazy urge to shout and destroy? Been there, done that. Which is why we created a 12-inch doll that can take a whacking! Dammit Dolls’ voodoo charm, fun prints and side-splitting poem quickly make it everybody’s go-to stress management tool. Not to mention it’s saved people tons on damaged property bills, and prevented numerous arrests (we’re guessing).
FALL 2016 CLASSIC DOLLS ................................. 4-5 STRESS HEADS ................................... 6-7 DAMMIT CAMO ................................... 8 DAMMIT VOTE ..................................... 9 DAMMIT FAMILY ................................. 10-11 DAMMIT PILLOW ................................ 12 DAMMIT CANCER .............................. 13 WIN DAMMIT ........................................ 14-15
SLAMMIT! DAMMIT! Get your happy back on...
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CLASSIC DOLLS Let’s face it, nobody is Zen 24/7. When frustrations seem insurmountable, Harvard scientists say that finding a way to release your pain leads to a happier life.
WHENEVER THINGS DON’T GO SO WELL AND YOU WANT TO HIT THE WALL AND YELL HERE’S A LITTLE DAMMIT DOLL THAT YOU CAN’T DO WITHOUT JUST GRASP IT FIRMLY BY THE LEGS AND FIND A PLACE TO SLAM IT AND AS YOU WHACK THE STUFFING OUT YELL “DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!”
12 INCHES | ASSORTED PRE-PACK OF 26 | $149.50 CLASSIC
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STRESS HEADS Everybody has had one of “those” days at work. The Dammit Stress Head is a hand-sized desk accessory that relieves your frustrations while making you chuckle. Banish the stress and keep your job.
WHEN YOUR DAY’S FULL OF STRESS AND YOUR WORKLOAD’S A MESS HERE’S A “DAMMIT STRESS HEAD” THAT YOU CAN’T DO WITHOUT JUST GRAB IT FIRMLY WITH YOUR HANDS AND TELL THEM ALL TO CRAM IT AND AS THE STUFFING COMES FLYING OUT YELL “DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!”
4.5 INCHES | ASSORTED PRE-PACK OF 8 | $47.60 STRESS HEAD
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VOTE
CAMO Feel like your frustrations are on
Is any candidate worthy enough to
overdrive? Our Dammit Camo Doll can
run this great nation? If you can’t make
take your stress and a little extra. Start
a decision, just grab a Vote Dammit
slamming and whacking until you can’t
Doll and get to whacking! As all the
conceal that smile any longer.
uncertainty subsides, you will be ready to vote with pride.
WHENEVER THINGS DON’T GO SO WELL
WHEN WASHINGTON IS A HOT MESS
AND YOU WANT TO HIT THE WALL AND YELL
AND YOU REFUSE TO SETTLE FOR LESS
HERE’S A LITTLE DAMMIT DOLL
HERE’S A “VOTE DAMMIT” DOLL
THAT YOU CAN’T DO WITHOUT
YOU CAN’T DO WITHOUT
JUST GRASP IT FIRMLY BY THE LEGS
JUST IGNORE THE UPHEAVAL
AND FIND A PLACE TO SLAM IT
CHOOSE THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS
AND AS YOU WHACK THE STUFFING OUT
GRAB YOUR DOLL AND SLAM IT
YELL “DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!”
THEN GET OUT AND VOTE DAMMIT!
12 INCHES | ASSORTED PRE-PACK OF 6 | $34.50
7 INCHES | 1 PRE-PACK OF 5 | $29.75 MINIMUM ORDER 4 PRE-PACKS | $119
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DONKEY
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FAMILY
Whenever your kin has you on the brink, grab a member of our family collection and tell them what you think. These
UNREQUITED UNCLE TONY
comical characters remind you that
Uncle Tony’s life isn’t always picture-perfect fabulosity. His dog has been acting super judgy lately and he’s way too hot to be this single. Uncle Tony gets that being different, though amazing, can be an anxiety-ridden existence. When the world gets mean, just grab a Dammit Doll and make a scene.
although your family is crazy, it could always be worse, DAMMIT! 12 INCHES | 1 ASST’D FAMILY PRE-PACK OF 5 | $29.75 MINIMUM ORDER 2 PRE-PACKS | $59.50 FAMILY
GRUMPY VET Grumpy Vet can’t seem to get any respect. He dodged bullets in the war for you! The least you could do is listen to his long winded story about his early-bird special. When he’s not releasing tension by swigging from an unmarked flask, or swearing at the local kids, he’s whacking the stuffing out of a Dammit Doll.
12 INCHES | 1 INDIVIDUAL PRE-PACK OF 6 | $37.50 REORDERS ONLY
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REBELLIOUS ROCKER Nobody gets Rebellious Rocker. Nobody, except his guitar! Don’t even think of parking your car in the garage, he’s rehearsing with the band. He needs plenty of space to transform his angst into the next big rock ‘n roll hit. Whenever s———’s going down, he’s lining up Dammit Dolls for a high energy slamming!
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STRESSED OUT SOCCER MOM
Soccer Mom’s can-do attitude was lost sometime after husband number 3. Her 2 beautiful kids tend to get in the way of her drinking, and her BFF is totally bad-mouthing her on Facebook. She can’t even deal with reality right now. Pour a glass of Pinot Grigio and let go of that tension by whacking a Dammit Doll. 12 INCHES | 1 INDIVIDUAL PRE-PACK OF 6 | $37.50 REORDERS ONLY SOCCER MOM
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12 INCHES | 1 INDIVIDUAL PRE-PACK OF 6 | $37.50 REORDERS ONLY ROCKER
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12 INCHES | 1 INDIVIDUAL PRE-PACK OF 6 | $37.50 REORDERS ONLY GRUMPY VET
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MIXED-UP TEEN DAUGHTER
Dammit Teen Daughter is stressed the f*** out. Her homework is never ending, her crush is ignoring her texts and Teen Daughter’s parents are beyond embarrassing. This moment/ this day/her life is the literal worst. Like, honestly, she gets you, your drama and your super reasonable right to be pissed. Save an eye roll, slam a Dammit Doll! 12 INCHES | 1 INDIVIDUAL PRE-PACK OF 6 | $37.50 REORDERS ONLY TEEN DAUGHTER
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PILLOW
CANCER
Remember the age old trick of
Our mission is simple: 50% of the profits
screaming your frustrations into your
from the sale of the DammitCancer
pillow? Well, we decided to take that
Dolls will benefit cancer treatment and
to a whole new level with our Dammit
programs, and provide a little stress
Throw Pillow. Fling it, slam it, punch
relief for families living with cancer.
it! No one’s looking. A fun ice breaker, dorm room gift or home décor piece!
WHEN LIFE IS ROUGH
CANCER
AND TIMES ARE TOUGH
YOU CAN’T GET ME DOWN
AND THERE’S NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT
I WON’T LET YOU DO IT
I’M A DAMMIT THROW PILLOW
I AM A SURVIVOR
THAT YOU CAN’T DO WITHOUT
AND I WON’T LET YOU WIN IT
JUST SCREAM INTO ME, I WON’T TELL
I AM GOING TO RISE
AND IF YOU JUST CAN’T STAND IT
ABOVE THE PAIN AND FEAR
THROW ME AT THE WALL AND YELL
VICTORIOUS AND WISE
DAMMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
13 INCHES | ASSORTED PRE-PACK OF 3 | $30
12 INCHES | INDIVIDUAL PRE-PACK OF 6 | $37.50
PILLOW
CANCER
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Attention sports fans! If your team has you one step away from punching the
THE ENFORCER
THE TRADITION
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TV, we have something that will relieve your stress and save you tons in damage repairs. Hurl this at the TV! Our WIN Dammit Doll gets you through the game.
THE INTIMIDATOR
THE ALL AMERICAN
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WHEN YOUR TEAM’S GETTING CREAMED AND YOU JUST WANT TO SCREAM
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THE ALL STAR
THE SHOWTIME
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HERE’S A “WIN DAMMIT” DOLL THAT YOU CAN’T DO WITHOUT JUST GRAB IT FIRMLY BY THE LEGS AND FIND A PLACE TO SLAM IT AND AS YOU WHACK THE STUFFING OUT
THE DEFENDER
THE MASCOT
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YELL “WIN DAMMIT! DAMMIT!” 12 INCHES | 1 PRE-PACK OF 5 | $29.75 MINIMUM ORDER 4 PRE-PACKS | $119 THE CAPTAIN
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THE VICTORY
THE LEGEND
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To place orders, contact your local rep, or reach us directly: www.DAMMITDOLLS.com info@DAMMITDOLLS.com 888.689.7881