Altona Jokes
Quotes A two year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it Jerry Seinfeld
At St. Peter’s Catholic Church in Adelaide, they have weekly husbands’ marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked an elderly man, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. The man replied to the assembled husbands, ‘Well, I’ve tried to treat her nice, spend the money on her, but best of all is, I took her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!’ The priest responded, ‘You are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?’ The man proudly replied, “ I’ll go and pick her up.”
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you’ll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins When you are not practising, remember someone somewhere is practising and when you meet him, he will win. Ed Macauley Progress always involves risks. You can’t steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick B. Wilcox We all live under the same sky, but we don’t all have the same horizon.Konrad Adenauer Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. Helen Keller
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