to my granny, who was always there for me, Brightening up my days
get the hell away from him!
ChaPter 1
ReichenGasse 10, 1700
...and here we have this beautiful marble kitchen, life lasting...
...the master bedroom, with a fantastic view of the old town...
...over here the bathroom, with an italian shower and a high tech toilet, as you can see it even plays music to hide...
huhum... so...
..this apartment also has two extra bedrooms, perfect for a big family or a nice office space...
Route de Berne 5
As you will see, this one is quite small...
Are you sure this will fit you? It´s perfect!
cmon granny!
oulala... merci!
no funny Businesses alright? see ya granny!
let´s get started findus!
lets put A little lamp here...
And the emergency candles in this corner...
here some fairy lights...
what do you think findus?
oh right! I almost forgot the floor lights!
get out of here you!
mraw!
Bonjour!
I´m your new neighbour!
sorry... too much love in it for me...
Bonjour! I´m luce!
ahm... I only eat bulgur sorry...
oh an apple pie! you shouldn´t have! you shouldn´t have!
Are you single? I´m going to the senior club later, you should join!
sorry! I´m roxanne, but call me roxy. this pie is devilish!
Alright! see you...
Impec! I´ll meet you down stairs at 19h!
Any minute now...
sorry for the delay! my perm would not hold!
Be CAREFUL, this guy is a real saligaud! really? he seems nice though... poor luce, never trust Appearances!
the bEnichon! that´s a nice celebration!
Bacon, ham, vol au vents... a killer!
so you see, if you want to defend a tower, it´s best to have machi coulis and a good trebuchet. you combine those with crossbows and archers,: your castle totally impenetrable!
university chicks are such twigs! I like real women, in their prime...
tonights Blind dates Are over! we hope you found A match!
Luce? hips!
we´re going on a night stroll, wanna join?
ah...
I think I´ll go home, It´s a bit chilly...
rolala! you can Borrow my fur! those arms will keep me warm hihi
I´m fine really... have fun...
Excuse me?
Could you lower your lights? I didn´t mean to scare you, sorry...
goodnight luciole!
ha, luciole, Firefly...
“he´s a real saligaud“
EASY peasy! chapter 2
Bonjour cheri, how are you?
I brought you your favorite red wine... chin CHiN!
what I am doing here on a weekday?!
BAh! can I not see my lovely husband on A wednesday?
Fine... you got me...
to Be honest dear, I think i´m ready to find A new partner...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN “IT´S ABOUT TIME“???
I understand if you´re...
...then a uni kid shows up! who even let him in?!
But hey! you went on dates again! crazy I guess so...
I don´t know Alex...
I´d like to move on, But last night was terrible... I know! lets make you a tinder profile!
c´mon! you just put some spicy pictures on your profile and hop!
the hot grandpas show up, just swipe for the one!
ooh! hes cute! and him?! this feels like shopping! WHAT are you two up to AGAIN?! let´s go! I know just the place!
take this one... oh this is cute... and that...
I´m never coming out!
I look ridiculous in this Bidule!
rolala... Enough drama! show me!
okok, try these!
dId you order A watermelon? or was it the wrInkles A la bikinI? Everything good Back hEre?
Oh heLlo!
I´m sure the bikIni pIctures are An Absolute hit wIth you Youths...
But let´s facE it... It´s not quite thE same Effect at my Age!
thAnks for trying to help Anyways! my ladies, ApologiEs for thE wait!
whAt can I get such Beauties today?
two cAfes crEme And some Ice plEase...
you made quite An impression on my granny!
Ahah me? you´rE too kind...
ALEX!!! do you wAnt to kILL me?!
he... hE really gAve me his number...
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c
mon granny, gimme A smile!
dedieu! do I sEe An Angel?
And here´s the cinema!
not bad huh?
Bonsoir! two scarlet weddings plEase
ooh it´s been so long since I saw A romance!
Sorry luce, But this Is A horror movie!
WHAT?! ARE YOU CRAZY?! It will be fun! likE A date from the 90s! And we could...
fine, lets try...
Luce! It´s All ours!
I can´t do this...
sorry, what did you say?
I need to get out of here... we just got tickets! what´s going on?
Are you ok lucette I´m...I´m so sorry... whAt happened? the dark... I can´t...
oh... must make your daily life pretty complicated... A little.. listen, I like you luce, but...
I love my nightlife... It´s not gonna work for me, sorry
take good care Lucette!
chAPter 3
It´s for the best granny...
so! whEre do We start?
PROFILE DELETED.
need a hand? want some assistance? help needed?
GIVE IT UP ALREADY!
that´s enough.
since you´re here Already, help me out!
grmbjks...
hello satanic teen! get your ass over here, you´ve earned it
sante!
chin chin!
you´re actually not that bad!
Bah! what does that mean?
Ahm... nothing... I just thought...
roxanne warned you didn´t she? She asked me out on a date once...
I said no.
quelle gourde!
I never asked your name! no harm done, I´m pierrot
luce!
we found some more bricks! hey! my pile!
Take another carrot!
Berry thief!
oh god, about time I get home!
You could stay you know? don´t be silly! I live right across the street!
I´m sorry, I didn´t mean to rush you...
Oh, NO, no! I want to stay! I just... well...
I´d love to stay pierrot
Ready to turn off the lights?
Are you ok?!
I´m sorry...this was A stupid idea... I should go home...
Luce! did I scare you? nono... what was this then? Luce! talk to me!
FOR CHRISTS SAKE! LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU DON´T NEED TO KNOW MY Wh LIFE DO YOU?!
chAPter 4
GO AWAY! mraw?
Luce! It´s roxy, open up!
Granny, It´s been weeks, call us...
not again calm down luce one step at the time...
tututu...tututu...tututu... Allo police? A...Someone Broke into...
“gingle“ you have reached the police office... will connect you with an soon as possible...
“gingle“ you are number 238 in line... “gingle“
you got this luce! Almost there!
But... the beast... LUCE! why are you outside?
Your flashlight, I thought it came for you...
Alone in the dark... you must´ve been terrified!
I´ve missed you so much!
I´ve missed you too luciole
chAPter 5
where did you get this wine?
hihi, now the worms won´t bite your fingers anymore!
It´s from roxy, I think she feels a little guilty...
Anyways, happy anniversary!
And what did you get me?
new gardening gloves! thanks luciole!
Always so impatient
Come, my gift is in the backyard Luce?
Can you close your eyes? just a second...
I raised them just for you...
thanks!
to my teachers, Thomas Vium, Martin Rauff Nielsen, Erik Barkman, Thorbjorn Petersen, Q maintz, magnus merklin, for their wise advices.
to my classmates and friends for all their help, chocolate and minecraft adventures.
and to my dear simon, for his unwavering support.
thanks for reading!
you rock :d
Luce is 82 and on the hunt for love.
But dating is A little trickier than she thought...
Will she be able to outgrow her fears?