My diary Moments of everyday life, apparently worthy of being photographed for future generations to behold
Be someone else To be someone else is to see through different eyes. So I put on binoculars and observe the unfolding of events
Tell a tale Apparently some pioneers had a rough life. Who am I kidding, they have always been loaded with money.
� Exhumed from a sarcophagus found in the Namib Desert, little Elon spent as much time as possible near his favorite element: sand. He knew it was special. → Young Elon was already obsessed with screens and buttons, spending hours staring at the display and getting completely brainwashed in the meantime. The radiations also dyed his hair brown.
← During the early years of high school, his friend introduced him to the worst possible drug: philosophy. His already stressed out eyes gave up completely after the long nights spent reading Freud’s treatises together. → Completely stoned by technology, Elon seemed more and more detached from reality. Even during birthdays, he would always appear high as a kite, keeping his eyes shut to avoid as many contacts as possible.
← Elon’s better-looking brother managed to convince him to go to rehabilitation center ran by red velvet lady. After a long period of time spent painting walls, Elon was able to detox, but his hair took the toll. → His addiction made him broke. He was surrounded by loan sharks, and several times he had to steal and pimp cars in order to pay his debts. That’s how he became passionate about cars, and then founded Tesla.
� His time in rehab was of little use, and he was back on the path of addiction. This time it was coffee, which he usually took with his girlfriend. The excessive consumption of caffeine worsened his hair loss. → After an unstable relationship full of overdoses, Elon was dumped because of his hair. Forever marked by this break up, he designed PeePal, an online platform that would help everyone escape from reality.
Come to my church Religions are all about symbols the sense of community. Sticking together and using your hands to reach a god
His word is luscious
Within honey, we stick together
Never flow alone
Within honey, we stick together
Strength in sugar
Within honey, we stick together
Faith in flavor
Within honey, we stick together
Achieve appreciation
Within honey, we stick together
Promise of victory
Within honey, we stick together
Drip in success
Within honey, we stick together
Prosper in sweetness
Within honey, we stick together
Dark side of addictions If you think about it, life in the end robs you of all your money, it eventually eats your brain and isolates you
Your fireplace think twice don’t get addicted to life
Your bedroom think twice don’t get addicted to life
Your id card think twice don’t get addicted to life
Your tracksuit think twice don’t get addicted to life
Your senses think twice don’t get addicted to life
Your bike
think twice don’t get addicted to life
Your outdoor time think twice don’t get addicted to life
Your memories think twice don’t get addicted to life
Come to my bar Drinking together is about having a good time and smiling with friends. Sometimes, your vision tricks you
ENJOY PINT-VISION
ENJOY HAPPINESS
(accurate dramatization)
ENJOY PINT-VISION
ENJOY HAPPINESS
(accurate dramatization)
ENJOY PINT-VISION
ENJOY HAPPINESS
(accurate dramatization)
ENJOY PINT-VISION
ENJOY HAPPINESS
(accurate dramatization)
ENJOY PINT-VISION
ENJOY HAPPINESS
(accurate dramatization)
ENJOY PINT-VISION
ENJOY HAPPINESS
(accurate dramatization)
ENJOY PINT-VISION
ENJOY HAPPINESS
(accurate dramatization)
ENJOY PINT-VISION
ENJOY HAPPINESS
(accurate dramatization)
Come to my restaurant The future is grim. Meat is too taxing on the planet, and GMO will become inevitably the norm. How will it look?
Bekämpfe das Stereotyp
Iss GVO
Bekämpfe das Stereotyp
Iss GVO
Bekämpfe das Stereotyp
Iss GVO
Bekämpfe das Stereotyp
Iss GVO
Bekämpfe das Stereotyp
Iss GVO
Bekämpfe das Stereotyp
Iss GVO
Bekämpfe das Stereotyp
Iss GVO
Bekämpfe das Stereotyp
Iss GVO