Things I’ll never understand

Some things leave me shrugging my shoulders in disbelief.

There are some things in life that simply do not make sense and leave me shrugging my shoulders. Here’s a quick list:

ABSTRACT ART

I really cannot see the messages, emotions, or symbols being represented. To me, it looks like someone splashed several colors of paint onto a canvas.

First, there’s nothing more annoying than the sound of your favorite musician being drowned out by incessant whining. Second, I doubt the singer will want to autograph your child’s poop-filled diaper. Third, breastfeeding your baby in a mosh pit probably isn’t a great idea. Fourth, when other children receive bikes for their fifth birthday, yours will be getting hearing aids.

PEOPLE WHO DON’T FLUSH TOILETS IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS.

It’s absolutely sickening to walk into a public restroom and see someone has left you a little “present.” How hard is it to push the little lever? If it’s brown, please flush it down.

Sorry, but for me, no meal is complete without some form of dead animal on my plate. Is being a vegetarian a mistake or a missed steak?