Your signs as male manipulator albums.
Words by Jenny Jung
I’ve come across my fair share of male manipulators in my lifetime. I’ve also spent many hours and years entertaining myself with astrology. So if you’ve ever wondered what font of male manipulator you are, I can confidently say I am the authority on this issue. (Before you get butthurt at the truth, I used my spotify as reference for this article).
CANCER | JUN 21-JUL 22 UNKNOWN PLEASURES, JOY DIVISION
We’re starting off with a classic - something selfvictimising and brooding to soundtrack Cancer season. You watched Control and villainized Ian Curtis’ wife for getting angry when Ian cheated on her. You suck at film photography.
LEO | JUL 23-AUG 22 THE SMITHS, THE SMITHS
The Smiths’ self-titled album is popular, well-loved and timeless - everything you aspire to be. But in reality, you are just like Morrissey - entitled, attention-seeking and annoying. You are most likely oblivious to your own cringe.
VIRGO | AUG 21-SEP 22 EITHER/OR, ELLIOTT SMITH
I bet a lot of people are concerned about you. You act like you are better than other people because you don’t ‘waste time’ on relationships, and play the devil’s advocate in your poli sci classes. But deep down, you know you’re lonely and tired.
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