Distraction Magazine Winter 2017 / 2018

the

magazine of the students of

the university of miami

winter 2017

the

magazine of the students of

the university of miami

winter 2017

the

magazine of the students of

the university of miami

winter 2017

CADET CANES

Are you depressed, anxious or completely overwhelmed?

Ketamine Health Centers Can Help We s p e c i a l i ze i n t h e treatment of mental health co n d i t i o n s , i n c l u d i n g d e p re s s i o n , P T S D, a n d suicidal ideation U M s t u d e nt s re ce i ve a n e xc l u s i ve 1 5 % d i s co u nt t h ro u g h Ma rc h 1 , 2 0 1 8

Re l i e f W i t h i n Ho u r s No n e e d t o wa i t 4 - 6 we e ks C l i n i ca l l y Prove n Tre a t m e nt

60.8%

college students have felt overwhelming ANXIETY

51.1%

college students have felt HOPELESS

31.1%

college students have felt so DEPRESSED it was d i ff i c u l t t o f u n c t i o n

1 0.3% college students

have seriously considered SUICIDE

Co nta c t Us To d a y fo r a Fre e Co n s u l ta t i o n

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* Sta t i s t i c s f ro m t h e AC H A- Na t i o n a l Co l l e g e He a l t h As s e s s m e nt I I (AC H A- N C H A I I ) Sp r i n g 2 0 1 7 n a t i o n a l re s e a rc h s u r vey of 6 3 , 4 9 7 co l l e g e s t u d e nt s ove r 1 2 m o nt h s

the guide 6 8 9

Guide to Rush Loco for Cocoa South Beach

contents Winter 2017

in the loop 12 16

It’s a Match The Breakfast Club

special section: existence 22 27 33

Stages Words Pro-life, Pro-choice

In The Breakfast Club (p. 16), get yoked up on your breakfast knowledge as distraction cracks into the latest breakfast styles and recipes.

health & wellness 38 40

Sexy Skin All About that Face

fashion 44 50 52

Silver & Bold 90s to Now Rise of the Metrosexual

main event 56 60 65

Turnover Team Cadet Canes Through the Lens Winter 2017 DISTRACTION

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WHEN DO YOU FEEL THE MOST ALIVE? Editor-in-Chief_Marissa Vonesh Executive Editor_Teddy Willson Managing Editor_Lizzie Wilcox Swimming in natural water Art Directors_Alexa Aguilar & Lauren Bruno Photo Editor_ Sidney Sherman Illustrations Director_Ana Gonzalez Assistant Art Directors_Mel Brooks & Ellen Kiser When I finish a Assistant Photo Editor_Josie Merkert painting The Guide Editor_Kayla Foster In The Loop Editor_Lindsey Bornstein Laying on the Special Section Editor_Isabella Vaccaro beach in the sun Health and Wellness Editor_Olivia Campbell Fashion Editor_Lauren Gimpel Assistant Fashion Editor_Sharon Meir, Jade Simmons & Agustin Arellano The Main Event Editor_Thalia Garcia Public Relations Manager_Gabby Rosenbloom Assistant PR Manager_Elizabeth Pozzuoli Distribution Assistant_Ryan Fitzpatrick Business Manager_Kyle Kingma Assistant Business Manager_Neha Baddam Faculty Adviser_Randy Stano

When I am on a thrill ride

Being on stage

DISTRACTIONMAGAZINE.COM Online Editorial Coordinator_Kami Knaudt Online Managing Editor_Thalia Garcia Online Copy Chief_Jorge Chabo Online Culture Editor_Gregory O’Bannon Online Fashion Editor_Allegra Turner Student Life Editor_Jennifer Mejias Online Food Editor_Kristin Zheng Online Sports Editor_Phillip Russomanno

When I am on a run and have my music on full blast

CONTRIBUTORS Danielle Glassman, Designer Muguang Chen, Designer Dani Calderon, Designer Chloe Glenn, Designer Kelvine Moyers, Designer/ Writer Anya Balsamides, Writer

Sophia Dacharry, Writer Shellie Frai, Writer Gaby Tejeda, Writer Makena Bateman, Writer Alexander Musca, Photographer Josh White, Photographer Sasha Manning, Photographer Hunter Crenian, Photographer

Gianna Sanchez, Photographer Patrick Ruvo, Photographer Mekenzie Bradley, PR Blake Warman, PR Eliana Litos, PR Madison George, PR Alexander Heria, Contributing

When it comes to contributors, we’re not picky. Whether you’ve found your niche in a bio book, you’re notorious for doing “nothing” at the comm or business school or you’re halfway into your college career and still wave that “undeclared major” flag, we want to hear what you have to say. Distraction is an extracurricular/volunteer operation made for students, by students, and covers the full spectrum of student life here at The U. If you want to get involved or have any questions, comments or concerns email our editor-in-chief, Marissa Vonesh, at distraction@miami.edu.

The magazine is produced four times per year, twice a semester. City Graphics and Bellack Miami printed 8,000 copies of the magazine on 8.5 x 11 inch, 60-pound coated text paper 4/4. The entire magazine is printed four-color and perfect bound. Most text is nine-point Minion Pro with 9.8 points of leading set ragged with a combination of bold, medium and italic. All pages were designed using Adobe Creative Suite CC software InDesign with photographs and artwork handled in Photoshop and Illustrator. For additional information, please visit distractionmagazine.com. Questions and comments can be mailed to 1330 Miller Drive, Student Media Suite 202A, Coral Gables FL, 33146, dropped into SSC Student Media Suite Suite 200 or emailed to distraction@miami.edu. All articles, photographs and illustrations are copyrighted by the University of Miami.

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BEHIND THE SCENES THE WINTER ISSUE RIGHT: EXECUTIVE EDITOR TEDDY WILLSON POURS SYRUP ON WAFFLES FOR PHOTO EDITOR SIDNEY SHERMAN TO CREATE A DELICIOUS COVER. LEFT: SIDNEY SHERMAN SHOOTS MODEL CARNELL BOLDEN FOR AN OPENER.

THE COVERS art direction_ana gonzalez, alexa aguilar & teddy willson. photo_sidney sherman.

We know, our mouths are drooling and our stomachs are growling, too. Seriously when’s the last time you’ve had a breakfast that looks this aesthetically pleasing? This cover looks a lot better than the granola bar you grab running out the door to your 10 a.m. Editor-in-Chief Marissa Vonesh balled out at Publix on breakfast favorites, both the sweet and savory. Illustrations Director and

food aficionado Ana Gonzalez prepared the dishes while Photo Editor Sidney Sherman took shots that could be featured on those famous Instagram food accounts that we know you follow. Whether you prefer a hearty breakfast of an omelet and potatoes or something on the sweeter side, like waffles drenched in syrup, distraction has got you covered.

photo_sidney sherman. art direction_marissa vonesh.

The Reserve Officers’ Training Corps, commonly known at ROTC, program and the students enrolled in it are highly underrated on this campus. We hardly talk about the hard work that they put in everyday, but their dedication to our country is really something that is noteworthy.

The story in this issue’s Special Section highlights just what it takes to be a “Cadet Cane.” Sidney

Sherman portrays ROTC student Grant Thorburn demonstrating a vital part of the program: Physical Training. Dressed in fatigues, he portrays the poise and discipline that all future armed service members must possess. Odds are he can probably do more push-ups than the entire distraction team combined

photo_josh white.

Photographer Josh White drove seven hours up to Talla-nasty, squeezed in a rental car and sleeping on a hardwood floor with nothing to keep him warm except his love of the ‘Canes. Josh, photo-pass and camera in hand, stood on the field as Miami took on our rivals, FSU. Braxton Berrios ran 21 yards

down the field and Josh took his Nikon D500 and shot away, capturing the victorious touchdown that is now our cover. That touchdown made the score 10 - 3 Miami, and Miami went on to win the game 24-20. Go ‘Canes, am I right?

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Letter from the

EDITOR

If you’ve met me there is a high possibility you know that i am obsessed with personality tests or, honestly, obsessed with figuring out the intricate pieces of the human existence that makes each of us unique characters in this world. For our winter issue, we’ve decided to focus on existence – it’s conceptual, I know. What does it mean to be human, how does art express things we can’t put into words, what makes you happy? This issue’s special section poses some of these questions purely to get you to start thinking about what it means to exist and what it means to live life in a way that you are reflecting. Make sure to spend some time with Words (page 27). For this story, I gave photographers a word and asked them to interpret it in any way they wanted. The result: astonishing beauty.

The issue also talks about fun places to visit for you inner history nerd (page 9), shares some easy breakfast recipes (16), and shares interesting benefits to intimacy (38).

We also couldn’t ignore one of the most talked about topics of the 2017-2018 year: football.

Our team and the now famous turnover chain have been iconic for this year. Turnover Team (page 56) gives you a birds-eye scope to our football team’s history and covers this exciting season, gaudy chains, aggressive signs, tears and all.

As we go through finals and start our New Year’s goals, we hope you curl up with this mag and think about the ways you’ve existed, lived, made mistakes and grown. Read up, reflect and stay distracted.

Love you, go ‘Canes!

South Beach

History buffs rejoice, south beach isn’t just clubs.

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The Breakfast Club: Are you traditional, or a sweet-tooth? Wake up to some new recipes.

38 Sexy Skin

22 Stages:

What brings people joy? Does happiness change depending on people’s age?

The benefits of sex are more than just a intimate connection.

Silver & Bold

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New Year, New You, right? Get inspired by metalic this season.

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Turnover Team The U is back, and we have the history, swag and talent to prove it.

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words_lindsey bornstein. photo_sidney sherman. illustration_ana gonzalez. model_carnell bolden.

The Guide captures the thoughts of the Miami hipster and slaps them on a page. This one is for your inner self that craves to be the friend with all the answers, whether that means knowing all the best low-key coffee shops or subtly setting what will become the coolest trends across campus. Despite being so in-the-know, pretentious is not in The Guide reader’s vocabulary. Starbucks is out, and real typewriters are in – and if you ever need a suggestion for the best kombucha on the market, The Guide has you covered.

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University of Miami has 29 fraternities and sororities. There are 2,500 students who participate in Greek Life.

words_gaby tejeda & makena bateman. photo_josie merkert. design_lauren bruno. illustration_ana gonzalez.

Feeding on the enthusiasm and energy of undergraduates back from break, recruitment is a key part of the spring semester for both sororities and fraternities.

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ecruitment is approximately a week long process that is both stressful and exciting.

However, at the end of that long week, you’ll find some of your best friends. Here is an insider’s look on the process of formal recruitment, from what a Rho Gamma is to what to wear and expect and even how to handle being dropped.

SORORITIES Rho Gamma—The night before recruitment begins, you will be placed into a group with other Potential New Members (PNMs) and a Rho Gamma. Rho Gammas are sisters of sororities who choose to forgo their affiliation with their sorority for the week of formal recruitment in order to guide PNMs through the recruitment process without bias.

Day 1: Open House- Open House is the first day of formal recruitment where every PNM will spend time in every sorority suite. Since there are so many PNMs, there are two days of Open House, one of which you attend. You spend the shortest amount of time in each suite during Open House (15-20 minutes). You will notice that with each day, the time spent in the suites will increase because the number of sororities you go back to will decrease. There you will speak to about two or three sisters. This day is the most casual attire; however, this does not mean wear jean shorts and a t-shirt. A proper outfit on Open House day could be something like a pair of silky shorts with a nice top and gladiator sandals.

Day 2: Philanthropy- The second day of formal recruitment is called Philanthropy Day because it focuses on the philanthropies they participate in. This day, you will be in each suite for about 25 to 30 minutes. The attire for this day is slightly more formal. For example, some people choose to wear a nice pair of jeans with a silky top, or a casual dress. Be sure to show interest in the philanthropies because they are a very important part of being in a sorority.

Day 3: Invitational- The third day of formal recruitment is called Invitational.

This day, it is vital to connect with the girls you speak with. The conversations will become more personal and it is important to be open. Your Rho Gamma will give you topics that are permissible and those that are not at the beginning of recruitment, so it is important to remember these suggestions. On this day, you will be in the suite for about 45 minutes. The proper attire for this day is a nice dress and wedges.

Day 4: Preference—The final day of formal recruitment is called Preference Day. Being invited back to a suite on Preference Day means that the sorority could see you as a member.

The sisters will give you an inside look of what their sisterhood is like. You will likely be paired with someone you have made a connection with. The proper attire is a nice dress with heels, but don’t look like you are going to a club.

How to handle being dropped: If you are dropped from a sorority you were really interested in, know it is not the end of the world. Your Rho Gamma and friends will be there to support you. If you get dropped from a sorority you were interested in, it was meant to be. It is important to continue through the rest of recruitment with a positive attitude and be open to the other sororities you have left, because one of them may be the best fit for you.

Things to consider: During the process of formal recruitment there are a few things you should look for that can help you determine whether a sorority is for you or not. Obviously the conversations you have with the girls in each room are important, but also look to see how the sisters treat each other when they are not talking to a PNM. Try to refrain from listening to your friend’s experiences and judgments because they can be entirely different from yours. And don’t stress if you and your friends don’t get the same sorority, the Greek community is designed so that you’ll stay friends with people throughout the Greek system.

FRATERNITIES Fraternity rush, for many, this is the first real opportunity to experience the hype that they undoubtedly have been hearing about through their collegiate experience. The most important thing to acknowledge going into fraternity rush is to know the difference between a fraternity that you’ll thrive in, and one that you think is cool.

The Week: First is the Inter-fraternity Council (IFC) barbecue. This is when a few brothers, representing their respected fraternities, come out to recruit. You, as a rush, will come out to this event and meet these brothers, make impressions and, for a lack of a better term, man flirt.

Remember, you’re not the only one who needs to make an impression, so don’t get too nervous about it.

Be yourself, and don’t try too hard to impress these guys. At the end of the day, whoever you end up with is a group of guys you’ll be calling your brothers

- be yourself and you’ll end up right where you belong.

The next few days will consist of events to meet the brothers. Be it over wings, icebreaker type gatherings or some pickup basketball, the purpose of this is for ALL of the members to meet potential rushes. These are some of the most important events of rush because they are when you actually get to meet and talk to brothers. This is a perfect time to subside from small talk and see if you actually get along with these people. Be advised, these events consist of a lot of eager rushes trying to impress brothers. It’s overwhelming for everyone. Don’t try too hard.

Then the invite-only events start rolling in. At this point, you’ve probably narrowed it down to who you like and who you don’t, and frats have done the same. This is a point where you’re probably between two - or you’ve decided on where you want to be.

Why Rush: There are tons of reasons why you should rush this spring. Let’s start with the obvious: the indispensable network of professionals, a group of friends you’ll be able to call your brothers for the next four years and opportunities to take part in philanthropic and social events. On top of that, you’ll be submerged in an environment that will help you grow and mature into a man anyone would be proud of. You’ll learn how to lead, how not to lead and everything that happens in between.

UM also has National Multicultural Greek and National Pan-hellenic Councils Check out distraction online for more information on them and ways to get more involved on campus!

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Cocoa LOCO FOR

words_shellie frai. photos_gianna sanchez. design_kel moyers and lindsey bornstein.

With the holiday season is right around the corner, what’s more seasonal than a hot cup of chocolate. That’s right hot chocolate….in Miami. Here’s some of the best places to help put you in the seasonal mood while in South Florida.

La Palma

Sugar Factory

Special Tea Lounge

609 S.W. 8th St., West Miami

1144 Ocean Dr., Miami Beach

10766 S.W. 24th St., Miami

Usually, $3.66 will not get you much. But at this Calle Ocho staple, it’s enough to get a plate of four sugary and crispy churros plus a six-ounce cup of the richest hot chocolate you’ll ever taste. It’s as thick as soup, and made with creamy, milk chocolate. This is a traditional drink in Spain, where hot chocolate is almost always served with the sweet fried dough. Typically, the dessert is dipped in the hot chocolate, coating the churro with its savory flavor. Take a bite and get transported to a creamy, crunchy, chocolate-y heaven. If you opt to just drink it, be prepared to use a spoon to scoop the thick chocolate clinging to the sides of the mug.

With over eight different styles of hot chocolate on the menu, each containing its own unique twist, you can never go wrong when ordering the drink here. The restaurant boasts coconut, peanut butter, red velvet, banana and s’mores flavors. They are all served in huge cauldrons with tipsy-turvy toppings that can double as architecture marvels. The red velvet hot chocolate has a piece of red velvet cake on top and a spoonful of cream cheese icing. The s’mores flavor is topped with toasted marshmallows, whipped cream and crumbled graham crackers. You can literally say they have taken this classic drink to new heights.

With no added sugar or cocoa powder, this hot chocolate is loaded with rich bittersweet chocolate. Dark chocolate has the highest concentrate of pure cocoa, which creates this bitter taste. Because there are no artificial flavors, this is the healthiest kind of chocolate.

The tea maker adds just enough cinnamon to the mix to provide notes of savory spice, which enhances the sweet flavor and gives it a rich smell. The spice also cuts the bitterness of the chocolate, making for a smooth finish and sweet aftertaste.

DIY LAVENDER WHITE HOT CHOCOLATE Ingredients: 12 ounces of whole milk 1/2 teaspoon dried lavender 1/2 teaspoon zest from one small lime 3 ounces of white chocolate, finely chopped 1 bag of Kraft Jet-Puffed marshmallows 1 tablespoon of powdered sugar

How to get into the holiday spirit when it’s 70+ degrees It doesn’t need to be snowing outside to have a traditional holiday celebration. Buy a real pine Christmas tree – whichever size you prefer – and keep the tree in your living room, so your entire house will smell like pine, the staple scent of Christmas.

Or, buy a stylish menorah or candleholder for Hanukkah and Kwanzaa to keep in your

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kitchen. Spend an afternoon decorating your house with garland, ornaments and stockings if you celebrate Christmas, or with blue and white dreidels for Hanukkah.

That way, anyone who walks into your house instantly gets into the holiday spirit. Watch holiday movies like the comedy “Elf,” the classic “It’s a Wonderful Life” and the popular throwback “Polar Express.” Kettle corn and sugar cookies should be on rotation the entire month.

Directions: 1. In small sauce pan over medium heat, add milk, dried lavender and lime zest. Stir occasionally. Once bubbles form around edges, remove from heat and let steep 15 minutes.

2. Strain milk, then return to empty saucepan.

3. Over medium heat, gently add white chocolate to the pan.

Stir until chocolate is melted and mixture is hot.

4. Add 3-4 marshmallows and sprinkle powdered sugar on top.

5. Share with family and friends!

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Your ultimate guide to the historical Miami Beach words_isabella vaccaro. photos_gianna sanchez. design_marissa vonesh.

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south beach The rich and the famous began to play in the streets of South Beach as early as the 1920s. Before that, the flashy utopia was nothing but acres of coconut plantations. Yet, when we think of our beloved strip of nightclubs and beach side dives, we usually overlook its historical gems.

If you’re tired of your usual South Beach grind, take a day to appreciate many museums or architectural wonders in the area.

Holocaust Museum

1933-1945 Meridian Ave.

If you haven’t had Cuban food, have you really visited South Beach? A 10-minute walk from the stoic grounds of the Holocaust Memorial is a small price to pay for the outrageous Cuban tapas you will dine on at Yuca.

Opt for traditional Paella or try a burger with a Latin twist. Whatever you choose, don’t forget to check out the second floor of the building where you can find live music and salsa dancing lessons.

501 Lincoln Rd.

Versace Mansion 1116 Ocean Dr.

Though speckled with splashy Art Deco and nearnude beachgoers, South Beach also boasts a world of antiquity and charm. And at the Versace Mansion, owned by the late Italian fashion designer Gianni Versace, charm is the name of the game. The mansion was built in 1930 — it was originally called Casa Casuarina by the architect and first owner Alden Freeman, the son of a Standard Oil Trust big-wig.

Versace later bought the property and added $32 million-worth of renovations including a 24-karat gold-encrusted swimming pool. Whether you decide to dine at Gianni’s, the mansion’s very own Italian-Mediterranean restaurant, spend a night in one of the 10 luxury suites, or just stop by for a glance at the famous mosaic garden, the Versace Mansion is a historical and architectural must-see amidst the clamor of Miami Beach.

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Wolfsonian Museum

1001 Washington Ave.

Positioned on the corner of Washington and 10th Street, the Wolfsonian Museum is not hard to find. The huge white building almost resembles a layer cake, with ornate gold trim and six proud flags flying high at the entrance. The inside of the building is just as enthralling as the exterior, housing art and design dating from the American Industrial Revolution through the end of World War II. Each item in the Wolfsonian is a piece of a larger story — a story of transformation and progress. Beyond the staple paintings, rare documents and sculptures ever-present in the Wolfsonian, the museum houses temporary exhibitions as well. One of the six current exhibitions features an inside look at the tobacco industry and its means of advertisement at the onset of the 20th century.

Entitled Selling the Golden Leaf, the exhibit shows the primitive beginning of one of the biggest industries in America.

In walking distance from the Wolfsonian, 11th Street Diner offers its unique take on traditional American pub grub.

Boasting an extensive burger selection and 26 different milkshake flavors, 11th Street serves to please – and serves a lot.

11th Street made an appearance on the Food Network’s “Diner’s, Drive-Ins and Dives,” so even Guy Fieri approves.

Dine Nearby

Dine Nearby

South Florida is home to one of the largest populations of Holocaust survivors in the country. A four-story high, bronze arm, which reaches toward the sky on the outskirts of the Miami Botanical Garden, honors these heroic men and women every day. The arm, blanketed in throngs of bronze people and branded with an Auschwitz number, is also accompanied by a wall engraved with the names of thousands who perished. Take a selfguided tour and experience the making of the memorial from the architect’s point of view. Spend time strolling through this exhibit located in our backyard and learn more about Auschwitz and the survivors.

1065 Washington Ave.

In The Loop

words_lindsey bornstein. photo_sidney sherman. illustration_ana gonzalez. model_mona schau.

In the Loop is the yin to The Guide’s yang. Take your favorite, feel-good topics and dig a little deeper. From the delicacies of the foods that everyone knows and loves, to the hobbies that you never knew you would love so much, In the Loop takes what’s in your heart and places them deeper into your mind.

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It’s a late Saturday night—or Sunday night, or Tuesday afternoon, or even Thursday morning—and the students at the U are DTF. Unlike our parents, who have tales from “back when I was your age” about meeting their soul mates (or not) at parties and dancing all night with male suitors from what seems like the Colonial Age, it’s more than plausible that our generation’s love stories will revolve around “Wyd?” texts after midnight. Regarding heterosexual mating culture, two important developments have transformed history: the first was around 10,000 to 15,000 years ago, during the agricultural revolution period, when we became less migratory and more settled, the other began with the advent of Tinder.

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STORIES IN ONLINE DATING words_lindsey_bornstein. design & illustration_alexa aguilar.

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People used to meet through proximity, friends or family. Now, using the same technology that delivers a burrito to your apartment, we can order a person. Mobile dating apps came onto the market in about 2010; by 2012, they became more popular than online dating, according to Vanity Fair. A survey of UM’s campus indicates that about 80 percent of students have used a mobile dating app, such as Tinder, Bumble, Jswipe or Grindr, but the remaining question is, “Why?” With around 11,000 smart, lively and, let’s face it, attractive undergraduates roaming the university’s courtyards and hallways daily, it would seem as though finding a potential mate faceto-face wouldn’t be an issue. And yet the data remains consistent both on UM’s campus and on college campuses across the country, Vanity Fair reported. The most popular reason?

Well, that depends on who you ask.

When presented the question, “Why do you use Tinder?” most female students responded something along the lines of “boredom,” “entertainment” and the third-wave feminist answer “because girls like to [have sex], too.” Perhaps surprisingly, many male students also agreed that most, if not all of their Tinder activity, is to some degree a result of boredom.

However, what students mainly disagreed on was Tinder’s effect on the future of dating and the influence of hookup culture on our society.

Jess* pointed out, “[Apps like] Tinder only show you who you matched with, not who rejected you … At least you know the other person is just as interested in you.” While the original intent behind the app was to shield individuals from rejection, the outcome is now an over-exaggerated sense of confidence following the famous “It’s a match!” ding. As a result, individuals — mostly male students — seem to have lost the traditional sense of trepidation that used to accompany traditional dating.

“Oh, guys will say anything,” Sofia* said. “I’ve been told, ‘I need you to sit on my face.’ Like do you really think that makes me want to meet you? They don’t learn because when you don’t

respond, they just move onto the next girl. And eventually someone will.”

For heterosexual males, the process is simple.

“I have Tinder because I like sex.”

Chris* amounts the app to a simple numbers game. “If I swipe on, like, a hundred girls, let’s even say 10 are interested, I still have 10 girls that want to have sex with me, and I’ve put in basically zero effort.”

So, is this good for women? To some, it would seem that meaningless “hooking up” is more beneficial to males, but many female students disagreed.

“I love it!” Alanna* said. “I [hook up with] so many people and then I never have to see them again; it’s great.” Her friend Hannah* chimed in, “It’s like a Kleenex, one and done. Guys aren’t looking for anything serious anyway, so why should we?”

According to Lisa Wade, a sociologist at Occidental College, it’s not just that guys aren’t looking for anything serious – it’s that nobody is looking for anything serious. At least on the surface.

“In today’s hookup culture,

potential matches of the Jewish faith—and Bumble, founded by Tinder co-founder Whitney Wolfe, have also distinguished themselves from the now infamous Tinder. Jswipe is a popular option among Jewish students at UM, who make up about 18 percent of the student population, according to reports from UM Hillel. Many students revealed that, unlike Tinder, they use Jswipe to connect mostly with individuals outside the university in a long-term match situation.

“I like it because I feel like people on there and I automatically have something in common and something to talk about,” said Becky, who is looking for an “NJB” (Nice Jewish Boy) to marry one day.

Bumble, founded on the premise that women must initiate the conversation after matching, is also used primarily for partners looking for a more serious connection. Maybe that’s why far fewer students could comment on their Bumble use.

However, a handful of students did concede to having a Bumble account.

In an anonymous survey, there were over a hundred students that admitted to having a Tinder account, but very few were willing to discuss their experiences in person. On the contrary, individuals were much more open to talking about their Bumble experiences, and many shared successful match stories.

“I mean, I met my current boyfriend on Bumble …

Way better than Tinder,” emphasized Megan.* With a knowing glance, she continued assuredly, “People on there are actually looking for something serious. If you think you’re going to find a boyfriend on Tinder, you’re wrong.”

Chase,* her boyfriend of two years, chimed in, “I used to have a Tinder, but you’re basically just going to hook up and never see the person again.

Eventually it gets meaningless.”

The pair smiled at each other sideways, and Chase squeezed his girlfriend’s hand. “I legit used Bumble for like, two weeks, though, and look how great she is.” She beamed, and he nodded, as if the answer is obvious: “Everyone knows what Tinder is for.” *Last names have been omitted

EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT TINDER IS FOR.

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developing an emotional attachment to a casual sex partner is one of the biggest breaches of social norms.”

Wade said.

Pushed more on the subject, girls admit to playing into the system.

“Basically, it’s a competition of who can care less,” Lindsay* said. “Whoever can care less wins. And most of the time, guys are the ones who care less.”

So if this is “just how it is” for straight dating culture, is it any different for homosexual potential matches?

“I feel like gay guys are more promiscuous, honestly,” said Tom,* who has been active on the gay dating app, Grindr, since coming to college. “Most guys on Grindr aren’t the nicest people, necessarily, but I think it’s one of the only options for me to find guys.”

Other niche dating apps, like Jswipe—intended originally for

YIKES! Sometimes those late night messages are what we want, and other times they leave us laughing, rolling our eyes or gasping is disbelief. Distraction grabbed some real life examples to show just how shocking our dating culture is.

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Weird Tinder Guy I’ll eat that booty here or there, I’ll eat that booty anywhere. I’ll eat that booty in the hood, I’ll eat that booty cause it’s good.

Brian, Carlos, Dana, Evan, and Fara trying to find seats in a movie theatre. Brian must sit next to Dana, and Dana can’t sit next Evan.

Carlos must sit on Dana’s right if Evan sits next to the aisle. There must be one seat between Dana and Brian. If Brian sits by the aisle would you sit on my face?

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Wow me too I miss him

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Hi Jessie! This is Michael’s mom. I check his account now and then to see if he got a match. I wanted to let you know you are his first one! Our family is so excited for the two of you!

I’m totally down idk if he’ll make it to state college in time tho

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Breakfast. You’ve heard it from your teachers, you’ve heard it from your doctor and you’ve certainly heard it from your parents. It’s the most important meal of the day. Don’t ever skip it. It’s vital for your brain function. Well, Mom and Dad, you have nothing to be worried about. It’s easy not to skip breakfast when it boasts some of the most hearty, indulgent and timeless foods of the day. Whether you’re one to take the traditional route or the type to break your diet, breakfast has something to offer for all of us – more than just good health, that is.

FOR THOSE WHO CAN APPRECIATE TRADITION You wake up feeling groggy, roll over in bed and check your clock. The red digital letters flash a much-toobright 9 a.m. Right as you’re about to roll back over, promising yourself you’ll sleep for just five more minutes, there’s a knock at your door. At first, you’re confused, annoyed and completely disinterested. That is, until, your eyes adjust to see someone greeting you with a silver tray. Breakfast in bed, truly nothing better. Under the lid is a plate of perfectly-peppered, yellow

scrambled eggs, bacon – still sizzling from the frying pan – sausage with steam piping off it, and drool-inducing, plump potatoes. A cup of freshly squeezed orange juice sits beside the plate on the tray. Not a bad start to your day, right?

This traditional dish is what many of us imagine when we think of breakfast.

Eggs for protein, bacon and sausage as the meat, and potatoes as the carb.

No matter the variation put into the preparation, the meal is still just as wholesome and delicious. Put a spin on the eggs by throwing some cheese and salsa into the mix, or substitute sausage for thick-cut, honey-baked ham.

Whatever makes your mouth water.

FOR THOSE WHO HAVE A SWEET TOOTH For others, an ideal breakfast doesn’t look quite like the one concocted in

tradition. Instead it is drenched in syrup – maple or chocolate, – fruit – berries or citrus, – and a topping – powdered sugar or whipped cream, or both if you’re ambitious. You got it: pancakes and waffles. These sugar-packed substitutes for the traditional breakfast bring out the kid in all of us.

Other foods lying around the house can be used to spice up the classic pancakes and waffles. Have some chocolate chips leftover from your last baking spree? Toss those in the batter for a timeless classic. Diced strawberries and bananas also make for good add ins.

Get extra crafty and make a specialty syrup out of water, sugar and lemon juice. Add some lemon or orange zest if you’re feeling especially fancy. No matter the route you take, the final product will be delectable – particularly once its topped off with whipped cream, powdered sugar and fruit.

One of the most iconic breakfast foods is waffles. The first readymix food was Aunt Jemima pancake flour in 1889.

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THE BREAK FAST CLUB

BREAKFAST

BY NUMBERS

Whether you grab a banana before class or prefer a hearty omelet, breakfast food is a different animal for everyone. Compare your breakfast habits to the rest of the country:

1:2

is the ratio of people who skip breakfast at least twice a week

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34%

scrambled

32%

19%

5%

sunny-side up omelet

poached

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of females 18-34 years old report skipping breakfast regularly

28%

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of males 18-34 years old report skipping breakfast regularly

spent on preparing and consuming breakfast each morning

Sources: The Kitchn, Mr. Breakfast, Huffington Post

BRUNCH MUCH?

Week after week, it’s Greenstreet for Sunday brunch Shake up your routine and try any of these Miami favorites.

The Big Pink: 157 Collins Ave., Miami Beach

Villa Havana Café: 4315 NW. 7th Street #30, Miami

Roasters ‘N Toasters: 9465 S. Dixie Highway, Pinecrest

Try: Pinky’s Hollywood Breakfast Open since 1996, this retro-inspired diner, is arguably Miami’s best cure to such a craving. Open into the wee hours of the morning, The Big Pink is the perfect place for breakfast all day long.

Try: Tostada, eggs and café con leche Authenticity is the name of the game at this strip mall gem, located on the outskirts of Little Havana. Go for the café con leche, be greeted by the sweetest workers, and stay a little longer for the Cuban pastries.

Try: Thick Cut Challah French Toast This one is for those of us who crave a bit of decadence with our morning coffee.

The New York-style deli is praised for bringing their A-game. A single order of the pancakes or French toast is enough to feed the whole table.

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THE BREAK FAST CLUB

easy BLUEBERRY WAFFLES INGREDIENTS 3 egg yolks, beaten 1 2/3 cups milk 2 cups all purpose flour 2 1/4 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 cup melted butter 2/3 cups blueberries 3 egg whites, stiffly beaten

INSTRUCTIONS 1. In a medium bowl, whisk together egg yolks and milk. Stir in flour, baking powder, and salt. Stir in butter, and set mixture aside for about 30 minutes.

2. Preheat a lightly greased waffle iron.

3. Fold egg whites and blueberries into the mixture. Scoop portions of the mixture into the prepared waffle iron, and cook until golden brown.

4. To prepare sauce, in a medium saucepan over medium heat, mix 1 1/2 cups blueberries, honey and 1/4 cup orange juice.

Bring to a boil. Mix remaining orange juice and cornstarch in a small bowl, and stir into the blueberry mixture. Stir constantly until thickened. Serve warm over waffles

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The Special Section is not for the understated. It is eclectic, dorky, unique, educational and well-rounded – all attributes that add character to your life.

So that’s what we chose to discuss in this issue: life, existence, the one thing that we cannot define on our own. There is change and controversy, but there is also beauty and aspiration. It is everything.

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STAGES words_ kelli finnegan. photo_ sasha manning , sidney_sherman, alex musca & gianna sanchez. design_alexa aguilar.

Dancing to Latin music with friends, kissing a love in the rain, skydiving on a summer day – all things that can bring an invigorated sense of life to people. I was listening to Bonfire Heart, one of my favorite songs by James Blunt, and feeling as if I could conquer the world, when I started wondering what types of music would make other people feel that same way. Beyond that, what in the world can make people feel the most alive? Which places? Days? So I set out to find the answers – as people get older, what changes in their passions and desires? How do they find fulfillment in their lives?

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f course, there’s no one way to find these answers. Because I stayed in Miami over Thanksgiving break, however, I was able to find the time to pick others’ minds and see where their thoughts would take me. A good friend of mine, Michael Dvornik, and I made the trek across U.S. 1 to Starbucks to seek out ideas, answers, opinions and, ultimately, inspiration.

3:15 p.m. The first man I spoke with was an attractive older man sitting outside Starbucks at a small green table by himself, tapping away at the keys on his laptop. Jeff, a 61-year-old lawyer originally from Queens, N.Y., was donning a Carolina Blue attorneyat-law t-shirt. Jeff declined to talk until he realized that I was not trying to sell him anything, and soon he was quite interested in the conversation. I asked him how he makes time for the things that are important to him, and he responded by naming a few of his favorite clichés, including “Life is not a dress rehearsal” and John Lennon’s “Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans.”

He believes that people should “play hard while working hard … don’t wait for retirement.” This is because he understands that life can change completely in the blink of an eye. It is important to enjoy life now and not wait until it is too late. Like most of us, Jeff said he has “more interests than time,” but he makes time for music and art and family and the things that he loves because he wants to live life to its fullest while he still can.

4:00 p.m. I asked a mother and her two teenage daughters if they could talk for a few minutes, but they declined.

One of the daughters, Gabrielle, a 17-year-old senior in high school, was curious enough about my experiment to come back into the coffee shop to

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find me. Cheerleading, she said, is what brings the most happiness to her life.

When she is cheering, something that she has been doing since the age of 10, she feels most alive. In Gabrielle’s case, her passion for cheering has influenced the direction of most of her life so far.

She plans to cheer in college and has “always wanted to go to Kentucky State [to cheer]” even though she claimed, “my future career plan has nothing to do with [cheering].” However, her exposure to the practice of sports medicine at a young age due to cheer-related finger fractures and a dislocated kneecap is what ultimately invoked her interest in the practice.

“I really liked therapy,” she said, leading her to want to practice that same thing later in her life.

4:15 p.m. I stopped a boy who was grabbing coffee with his mom. Achille, a quiet 13-year-old middle school student from Miami, surprised me with his answer for what makes him feel the most alive.

“Well, my family and friends,” he replied without hesitation. His mom listened in on our conversation with proud eyes. I’m almost ashamed to say that I was surprised – what young boy values his family and his friends over video games and sports? This experiment was already proving to produce very different results from my expectations.

4:45 p.m. A typical old, grumpylooking man sat slouched over his computer screen right across from the barista’s counter. I couldn’t build up the nerve to talk to him, which Michael kept pestering me to do, so I finally asked Michael to go talk to him. A few minutes later, Michael reported back that the 75-year-old man named Tom works for the American Polygraph Association (APA). In other words, he’s a professional lie detector who has worked with quite a few liars, good and bad. When Tom meandered out of the

The photos in the collage are a collection from Coconut Grove to Barcelona, ages four to 100, a compilation of people, stories and images that span across different stages of life.

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shop a few minutes later, he made sure to stop by our table and let Michael know that if there was ever an issue with my loyalty, he would be the first to check on it. We made sure to assure him that we are not dating.

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5:30 p.m. Heather, a 52-yearold ballerina and classical musician visiting Miami from upstate N.Y., sat down outside at the same table where Jeff was previously working.

Her pixie cut and stylish look drew me in immediately, so I went over to talk to her. After one of her closest friends died not even two weeks prior to us talking, she wanted to encourage anyone who believes that they don’t have time for their passions to remember that a long life is not guaranteed. Her most energized moments? “When there is sensory stimulation … being outside and feeling the temperature, wind, snow, rain … running in the rain, swimming.” I asked her if anything else came to mind and she replied, “Many things make me feel alive, that was just the first that came to mind… music, dancing.”

6:15 p.m. I left Starbucks and made my way back to the university, my faith in humanity with a bit of a boost. I had the urge to talk to each person on the sidewalk; what where their dreams and passions? Better yet, what are mine?

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Words spoken too often, without substance, can lose their meaning. But those seldom spoken have an unadulterated beauty lying beneath. The words visualized in the following pages speak to the feelings that many never knew could be vocalized. words_teddy willson. photos_sidney sherman, gianna sanchez, sasha manning. design_sidney sherman & lindsey bornstein.

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monachopsis (n.) the subtle but persistent feeling of being

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mellifluous (adj.) flowing with honey; as if sweetened by honey

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hiraeth (n.) a deep longing for home

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One of the most pressing issues today is whether a pregnant woman should have the right to choose to have her baby or not. The question turns liberals against conservatives against feminists against the church.

Abortion advocates often use a coat hanger to symbolize the “age of back-alley abortions.” The number of women who died from illegal “back-alley” abortions was often said to be in the thousands.

However, according to the U.S. Bureau of Vital Statistics, there were only 39 women who died from illegal abortions in 1972. Eightyfour percent of illegal abortions during this time were performed by licensed physicians who believed in the right to choose.

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University of Miami students have opposing viewpoints on the heavy topic of abortion. They justify their stances with varying arguments, like science, safety and spirituality.

In October, the House of Representatives passed the Pain-Capable Unborn Child Protection Act, which prohibits abortions after 20 weeks of pregnancy unless the mother’s life is at risk and in cases involving rape or incest.

President Trump has made an effort to cut funding to Planned Parenthood, which has sparked a huge uproar because abortions are not the only service the clinic offers.

Science plays a heavy role in the antiabortion rights, pro-abortion rights debate and is used on both sides. One key aspect of abortion that is incessantly discussed is the moment life starts in the womb and when stopping the reproduction of cells becomes killing a fetus.

For University of Miami’s first full-time Catholic priest, Father Phillip Tran, the perspective of abortion is both religious and scientific. As an alumnus of UM with a degree in neuroscience, his pro-life standpoint stems from his faith and his scientific mindset. To Tran, life begins the moment the sperm hits the egg.

“If you and I were just having a conversation, I would never say ‘God,’” Tran said. “Because this pro-life issue is totally defensible just by reason and by logic and just by science.”

Similarly, senior Natalie Muniz was primarily pro-life because she was raised Catholic, but as she got older, Muniz researched the science behind abortion to form her own opinion. She pointed out that the heart of a baby starts beating a few weeks after conception, which is earlier than a woman normally knows she is pregnant.

“That just means to me that that fetus, that embryo, whatever you want to call it, it’s a child, it’s alive,” Muniz said.

To Muniz, neither religion nor science is the deciding factor of her viewpoint, but the dehumanization of an unborn baby.

“I think it’s just really interesting because if someone kills a pregnant mother in a car accident it’s counted as double manslaughter, but [pregnant women] are free to kill an unborn child,” she said.

People from the pro-abortion rights viewpoint also use science to argue their standpoint. Senior Paige Hockley believes that there is not true life until the fetus is formed.

“Why wouldn’t you say the baby is 9-months-old when it’s born?” she asks,

referencing the anti-abortion rights argument that life begins at conception. “How has it become you mark that sign of life earlier on, but then you don’t count it until it’s born?”

Whether abortions are legal or illegal, women historically continue to have abortions, it merely becomes a matter of how safe and healthy the procedure is.

In countries where abortion is illegal or allowed only in cases to save a woman’s life, 3.7 percent of women ages 15 – 44 have an abortion. In countries where abortion is legal, 3.4 percent of women of the same age group have an abortion, according to a 2016 study published in The Lancet, a U.K. medical journal. Only 0.03 percent and safety divide the two.

Most of self-administered abortions occur in developing countries, but women in the U.S. continue to have them as well. In 2013, House Bill 2, a Texas state law, caused most of the abortion clinics in the state to close causing between 100,000 and 240,000 cases where Texan women attempted to end pregnancies on their own, according to the Texas Policy Evaluation Project.

Both the government and the Church have been highly criticized as old, white men trying to govern what women can and can’t do with their bodies. Tran says that the Church is not anti-choice, they just hope that women choose life.

“We’re not trying to put laws on your body,” he said. “We care about you and we care about your child.” The priest has dealt both with women who are considering having an abortion and women who have already gone through with it. When faced with a woman who has expressed she might abort her child, he will do everything he can to support her and provide her with other options.

“They always try to separate us: who do you care about more, the mother or the baby? And we care about both,” Tran said.

When women turn to Tran post-abortion, he does not condemn or shame them, but instead helps them heal.

Yet, being pro-life or pro-choice is not a black and white matter. Senior Erin Regan, who describes herself as socially pro-choice but personally pro-life. feels pulled in both directions.

“Personally I couldn’t [have an abortion], but I would never judge someone or look down on someone who does choose to do it,” Regan said. “I think that’s everyone’s decision and if that’s the best situation for them, then I agree with that.”

Having attended Catholic school her whole life, Regan was taught that abortion should not be an option. Her opinion began to shift as she grew up and eventually knew someone who chose to abort.

Similar to Regan, Hockley, who is steadfastly pro-choice, does not know what she would choose if she were faced with the decision.

“How you approach things as a whole versus how you would do something yourself, I think they’re two very different things,” Hockley said.

“I have no idea if I were put in the situation if I would be able to do it. I have no idea. But the choice needs to be there for the people who do know, or the people who are in really horrible situations.”

Though men never have to face this decision, they still take a stance on the debate.

Freshman Tony Rios has sided with those who are anti-abortion rights.

“I’m pro-life, however, I feel like women should have the option to choose in dire circumstances,” he said. “[For] example, if they’re a victim of rape.”

Rios knows people who have gone through childbirth and abortion, but they are not what ultimately shaped his opinion. Rather, it was his grandmother who had multiple miscarriages.

“I believe that life is precious and that abortion should not be an immediate choice for individuals who ‘made a mistake’ or were careless,” Rios said.

According to the Pew Research Center, 59 percent of adults think that abortion should be legal in all or most cases. Democrats are more likely to favor abortion rights than Republicans, especially in the extreme cases of the political parties. Eighty-eight percent of liberal Democrats agree that abortion should be legal.

Though not all undergraduate students at the University of Miami have parallel attitudes toward abortion rights, education level plays a role in whether Americans feel Roe v. Wade should be overturned. Eighty-eight percent with postgraduate degrees say the court should not overturn the case, allowing women to maintain the right to have an abortion.

So many conflicts in the both the country and in the world have come from two opposing viewpoints not understanding the other. From conservative to liberal, from religious to secular, from man to woman, everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion. This conversation has endured decades. It has sparked protests on either side. But if we keep the conversation civil and remain open minded, maybe one day we can find a common ground.

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Sex has more reward than an intimate connection.

While sex may be played off as just brief moments of intimacy, we cannot deny that so much of the experience is rooted in the before. No matter how experienced you may be, those minutes of riddling nerves never seem to go away – and for what? Are we worried about our performance? The way we look? Or maybe we fear that what is about to happen is not what we have imagined.

ex is the martyr of the unexpected; there is only so much we can anticipate.

It may come as a surprise just how much these sexy, playful beginnings can serve as lasting skincare. We all know that breakouts rarely run like clockwork. If you deal with acne or take strides to stop blemishes in their tracks, you may discover a newfound benefit in rumpling the sheets for noticeably tighter, smoother skin.

Breathing space is becoming less your own and more of a shared warmth. You can feel your heart racing as if it’s trying to pound its way out of your chest. The only thing you can be sure of is that it is definitely hotter in here. While your logic and emotions are either at battle or sitting back together in joy, your skin will forever be thankful for this pursuit. This increase in heart rate prompts your blood vessels to dilate, ultimately improving blood flow and oxygen circulation.

As oxygen and adrenaline race through your veins, toxins are flushed out as waste, making for visibly brighter and tighter skin. Whoever nicknamed having sex as “doing the dirty” clearly did not consider his or

her skincare regimen. Instead it should be called “doing the clean and renewed,” considering the illustrious post-sex glow.

The bed sheets are being pulled taught; your body is hard at work.

While your muscles are inflamed, their repeated contractions further promote increased oxygen flow and, in drawing out toxins, ultimately prevent skin inflammation. Your face may grow red as your body reaches exhaustion, but worry not, this temporary redness is just a result of the increased blood flow and will actually work to relieve redness in the long run. Quick tip: we typically experience rosy cheeks when our skin is dehydrated, so be sure to remember to hydrate afterwards.

There is a saying that having sex keeps you young. For the sake of skincare, sex can indeed play a role in combating aging skin. Collagen, a protein in our bodies that works to replace dead skin cells and promote skin elasticity, is typically on the decline as we age. Now, while you can make a conscious effort to eat certain foods or cover your skin in different oils to replenish collagen levels, you can also promote internal collagen production.

Stimulating your skin cells (i.e. rubbing, stretching) promotes dead skin cells to disperse and encourages new cell growth. This improved circulation allows for essential nutrients to reach your skin and nourish vibrant, youngerlooking skin. So next time intimacy brings your skin to that dewy gloss, rest easy knowing your goose bumps work wonders on those pesky under-the-skin bumps. Who would’ve thought!

Model Ali Goebel, junior, shows off her glowing skin.

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Models Corinne Issa and Bae Schultz, both freshmen, experiment with different facemasks.

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Good skin often requires daily cleansing, moisturizing and using protective sunscreen. But what really makes the difference between good and great skin?

The supplemental practices – serums, oils and exfoliants – that when applied, work to further correct, enhance and maintain hydrated and smooth skin. words_kayla foster. photo_gianna sanchez. design_ana gonzalez.

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Facemasks are a great way to give your skin a quick fix to see immediate results. Over time, continued application can help rehydrate the face, refine and shrink pores, even the skin tone and firm the skin.

Unlike serums or moisturizers that are typically left on to work their magic overnight, these mini facials take only 10 to 20 minutes and when washed, wiped away or peeled off, deliver a gratifying quick fix.

While there are many branded facemasks, you can also do your own facemask that suits the needs specific to your skin.

OILY SKIN Facemasks for oily skin are often targeted to tighten the skin, reduce oil production and smooth out skin tone. It is important to remember that even though your skin is oily, you must always be sure to rehydrate the face with an oil-free moisturizer after each facemask use. If you experience oily skin, look for ingredients such as bananas, clay, oatmeal, honey and apple cider vinegar. These ingredients help remove excessive oils while naturally soothing the skin and promoting a balanced pH.

DRY SKIN When combating dry skin, facemasks tend to be more hydrating than those for oily skin. When looking for a facemask for dry skin, be cautious of ingredients that may irritate and potentially cause the skin to flake, crack or look raw. Use refreshing and light products, like avocado, yogurt, eggs, cucumber and Aloe Vera. These products are also high in protein, which can help promote skin elasticity and moisture retention.

BANANAS Bananas help treat acne by reducing inflammation, moisturizing skin, lightening dark spots and controlling oil. They also have anti-aging effects due to their high concentration of potassium and vitamins E and C.

HONEY Honey, antibacterial and antiseptic, helps eliminate acne causing bacteria, while soothing inflammation and moisturizing the skin. Honey can also be used as a natural replacement for chemical-based exfoliation creams.

OATMEAL Oatmeal helps reduce excess sebum production from pores like the ones on the nose and also moisturize the skin. Oatmeal can also help calm the appearance of redness and irritation.

AVOCADO Avocados are rich in vitamins A, C and E and help remove dead skin cells from the face. They also contain glutamine, an amino acid that cleanses and guards skin against harmful environmental influences.

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COMBINATION SKIN For those who deal with an oily T-zone and dry cheeks, look for products like coconut oil, strawberries, lemon juice, turmeric and milk to help address a shiny nose, forehead and chin, all while tackling flaky cheeks.

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Yogurt’s lactic acid contains an alpha hydroxy acid (AHA), which dissolves dead skin cells. AHA helps to smooth, soften and tighten the skin and refine pores.

EGGS Eggs aid in collagen production. Abundant in protein, eggs help to maintain and improve skin elasticity. They also help to firm up the skin through tightening and shrinking pores – a common tactic for combatting dry skin.

SIMPLE BANANA, HONEY, AND OATMEAL FACEMASK INGREDIENTS

INSTRUCTIONS

1 packet of oatmeal 1/2 ripe banana 1 1/2 teaspoons raw honey

1. Follow the instructions on the packet to cook 1/2 a cup of oatmeal.

2. Peel banana, cut in half and place one side in a small bowl.

3. Add honey and oatmeal.

4. Mash up the banana, honey and oatmeal with a fork until smooth.

5. Apply evenly on clean face with fingers, gently rubbing it as you do so. Wait 15-20 minutes.

6. Rinse off with warm water.

AVOCADO AND YOGURT FACEMASK INGREDIENTS

INSTRUCTIONS

1 egg 1/4 ripe avocado 1 teaspoon yogurt 1 teaspoon honey

1. Mash the avocado with a fork.

2. Mix the yogurt, honey and egg in a bowl, then add the avocado 3. Stir until a paste is formed.

4. Apply using your fingers.

5. Leave on for approximately 10–15 minutes before rinsing off with lukewarm water.

STRAWBERRY AND TUMERIC FACE MASK INGREDIENTS

INSTRUCTIONS

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1. Smash the strawberries into a juice/mushy consistency.

2. Pour pulpy strawberry mixture into a bowl, then squeeze the lemon wedge into the bowl.

3. Add the tablespoon of honey and 1/2 tablespoon of turmeric.

4. Stir until all ingredients have combined together.

5. Apply evenly on clean face with a brush. Wait 15-20 minutes.

6. Rinse off my warm water.

strawberries tablespoon raw honey tablespoon tumeric fresh lemon (cut)

INGREDIENTS 1 teaspoon activated charcoal Recently, there has been a wild craze for charcoal in almost everything cosmetic. From the cool peel-off face masks to teeth whitening techniques, activated charcoal can be used to draw out impurities of many forms. Unlike clay, charcoal binds to the dirt and oils trapped inside pores for an ultra-deep clean and tightening of pores.

It is best not to use charcoal face masks daily, even for combating oily skin, as they can cause over drying effects.

While peel-off masks reveal what is really trapped in your pores, these masks were created to remove the outermost layer of dead cells from the face. Though charcoal masks extract dirt and unwanted build-up from your skin, they can also strip the face of moisture and make the skin highly sensitive to sun burns. If you use a peel-off mask, it is important to moisturize and apply sunscreen before starting your day.

1/2 teaspoon bentonite clay 1 tablespoon gelatin 2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar (ACV)

INSTRUCTIONS 1. Mix ACV and gelatin together in a microwave safe bowl 2. Mix in activated charcoal and bentonite clay.

3. Stir until completely smooth, then microwave for 10 seconds at a time 4. Allow the mask to cool 5. Apply to face using a stiff brush, and allow mask to dry. It is best to leave on for 15-20 minutes 6. Once the mask is dry, starting from the forehead, gently pull down until you have removed the entire mask 7. Rinse and apply moisturizer Winter 2017 DISTRACTION 43

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On Jael: accesories, Forever 21; body suit, Forever 21; pants, Zara.

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Left: On Alex: jacket, Nordstrom; shirt, Calvin Klein; pants, Zara. On Awenst: shirt, Nordstrom.

On Awenst: shirt, Calvin Klein.

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On Awenst: shirt; Calvin Klein; pants, H&M.

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On Jael: sweater, Forever 21; pants, Rachel Roy; shoes, Nordstrom. On Awenst: shirt, Calvin Klein, pants, H&M. On Margarita: necklace, Forever 21; top, Brandy Melville; skirt, Rachel Roy; shoes, Calvin Klein.

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On Margarita: necklace, Forever 21; top, Forever 21; shorts , Forever 21; shoes, Calvin Klein. On Lauren: jacket, Zara; top, Urban Outfitters; shorts, Forever 21; boots, Steve Madden.

On Jael: necklace, Forever 21; dress, Macy’s; shoes, Aldo.

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community they would be quick to say that it is a privilege to get the title. The term “supermodel” is directly given to models who have worked their way up to enormous success and have become breakout stars amongst the industry.

However, in recent years, even the most highly recognized fashion publications such as Harper’s Bazaar and Vogue have used the term to describe models who have very little fashion experience and are known simply for their Instagram pages.

Even though most models of this age haven’t hit “supermodel” status, some of them still possess incredible talent that could lead them to have a worthwhile career. For instance, Gerber proved that she is more than just her mother’s look alike by showing off her signature strut at her first fashion week in 2017. She walked in a groundbreaking 18 shows, which is already way more than most for models entering their second, third or even fourth fashion week. Newcomers like Gerber are proving themselves to the industry and have an element of raw talent that could develop into a strong and consistent skillset in the future.

Although the famous faces that define the ‘90s will always remain timeless fashion icons, the new wave of models does hold potential both on the catwalk and in editorials. With more advantages and access to brands, the industry has changed, and continues to evolve, drastically from the ‘90s to now.

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odeling was built to emphasize the clothing, not the person. The same tall and thin model would strut down the catwalk and the audience would comment on the clothes, not the woman or man underneath. Since the ‘90s, however, the fashion industry has gravitated toward the commercial aspect. Fashion weeks no longer revolve around Chanel’s new designs, but rather whichever outfit Kendall Jenner wore down the runway, as if she handcrafted the piece herself.

This shift in focus stems from the industry’s desire to make fashion more mainstream, but by doing so, the quality of the industry may have lowered in the eyes of critics. Digital media also incited this transition, and now some designers’ relevance is dependent upon Insta-famous “models.” The rich and famous are no longer sitting on the sidelines of fashion shows, but walking in them. As a result, the industry now acts at the mercy of celebrity opinion, opposed to creating a trend itself.

This new age contrasts with the older generation of models and industry professionals. ‘90s supermodels walked the fine line between accentuating the clothes and displaying their personalities. Naomi Campbell’s signature catwalk identified her personal brand, but also acted as a unique template for whichever outfit she wore down the runway.

Today, the most popular models allow their fame to overshadow the pieces of art they wear down the runway. Modeling now equates immediate money and status with an art form that used to require hard work and struggle. While ‘90s models became famous, too, it was not as easily done and behind it all was an understanding of fashion’s true colors.

Many models in 2017 lack the knowledge, determination and fire that were the backbone of the Cindy Crawfords of decades ago. We should not return to a time when fashion was reserved only for a select few, but rather bring back the notion that fashion holds a higher meaning.

Walking in a show is not meant to grow a family brand, or land on a best-dressed list – fashion is about the creativity, craftsmanship and class of clothing.

Some of the biggest names in the ‘90s high fashion industry, such as Crawford, Campbell, Christy Turlington, Linda

Evangelista and Claudia Schiffer, became worldwide during a time that social media did not even exist. Models became well known in the industry by going to endless castings. They had to make their face remembered by selling what they could offer in a single casting.

This is a completely different case for today’s highest paid models, which include Kendall Jenner, Gigi and Bella Hadid, Hailey Baldwin and Kaia Gerber. Not only did these models have immediate access to resources high up in the industry, but they also had the ability to reach a wider clientele through social media.

These new models also have a different upbringing compared to past supermodels. Take Kendall Jenner. She is the second youngest of the Kardashian clan who established an empire in both the entertainment and fashion worlds.

This gave Jenner the ability to easily meet with designers. For the successful Hadid sisters, and even their younger brother, Anwar, they made connections through their mother, Yolanda, who was a famous model and is currently a “Real Housewives” star. Similar circumstances stand for other prominent models, especially newcomer Kaia Gerber, the daughter of Cindy Crawford. These rising models walk into castings and photoshoots with full insight of the industry and building a successful brand. This is an advantage that popular models back in the ‘90s did not have, which truly speaks to their talents, as they amounted to fame from nothing.

However, the newcomers of the fashion industry are also dealing with a lot of backlash over the pairing of their names with the term “supermodel.” To any member or admirer of the fashion

Models pose to copy Gigi Hadid’s new advertisement for Versace. Their poses and style contrast with the popular style of modeling in the ‘90s.

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MEN CARE ABOUT FASHION TOO.

Seamus Degen rocks a south western aesthetic highlighted with a hat and lather jacket. On Seamus: scarf Zara, jacket Zara, sunglasses RayBan.

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Throw away the old notion that men can’t be stylish and masculine at the same time. We live in Miami, home to models and the elite. Let’s be honest, style is not just reserved for women or the incredibly stereotyped “gay man” – fashion is for everyone.

The fashion trend “metrosexual” has been on the rise since the early 1990s and is still relevant today. Defined as a characteristically heterosexual man who enhances his appearance with grooming, self-care and style, it’s no wonder metrosexual style is a staple of Miami fashion.

Besides living in a city that is so heavily influenced by different global cultures, we are also impacted by public figures. With style icons like Kanye West and his Yeezus collection, stars have made it apparent that all types of men should care about style, too. There are magazines, like GQ, solely dedicated to the metrosexual. Even athletes have shown their blatant interest in all things luxury and fashion, like Lewis Hamilton and Cristiano Ronaldo.

Seamus is seen wearing a classic slim-fit oxford, matching brown belt and shoes, tapered blue khakis, and a silver tie clip to complete the outfit.

If celebrities can jump on the metrosexual movement, you can too. Just throw away some of those old t-shirts, invest in yourself a little bit and give the ol’ beard a trim.

Whether you are more of a Supreme guy or a Vineyard Vines guy, gold chain and snapback or boat shoes and khakis, it doesn’t make a difference on being stylish. What matters is that you look put-together. Just take a walk down Lincoln Road, everyone is dressed to impress.

You can draw inspiration from magazines or known metrosexual icons, like Johnny Depp, who exhibits a distinctive and eclectic style. His love of oversize dress shirts and heavy accessories gives him a look that’s part

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grungy-skater on South Beach, part bohemian hippy selling bracelets at Coachella and part eccentric millionaire living on Star Island with his helicopter, yacht and pet cheetah on a gold leash.

There is no one way to be metrosexual and it’s not a negative thing to be so. What’s not to like about wearing a nice watch and dope shoes? Complete your style with matching shirts, bottoms and shoes and make sure your hair and face are groomed. Simply take your own personal style and spend more time coordinating your outfit. Who knows, you could be the next metrosexual icon.

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History Highlights – The Wins

In the 1980s, The U invented swagger. Due to its dominance on the field and its bad-boy status off the field, our football team was a force to be reckoned with. The ‘Canes won their first title in 1983 under head coach Howard Schnellenberger after defeating the undefeated Nebraska Cornhuskers. In the last minute of the game, Nebraska had just scored a touchdown, bringing the score to 31 – 30 with Miami in the lead. Nebraska then attempted a two-point conversion to win the game, but the pass was tipped

by Miami safety Kenny Calhoun, securing Miami’s first national championship.

The next national title came in 1987 with Jimmy Johnson as head coach. The ‘Canes faced Oklahoma, a top-ranked team, in the Orange Bowl. After winning the championship, the team ended its season undefeated, the first in UM football history.

In 1989 the Miami Hurricanes got a new head coach and another national championship, this time after beating number seven Alabama. The win made Dennis Erickson the second

Division 1 head coach to win a national championship in his first season at a school and gave Miami the nickname “The Team of the ‘80s.” Two years later, Miami would go on to win a second championship under Erickson. Defeating the Nebraska Cornhuskers again, The U finished the season with a perfect record for a second time.

The early ‘90s was a successful time for the ‘Canes as well.

Though they didn’t win any national championships, they did finish the ’91 and ’92 seasons undefeated. Coach Erickson left Miami for the NFL at the end of the ’94 season. The ‘Canes began to head downhill with Coach Butch Davis. With a 5 – 6 record and the infamous investigation of fraudulent funds by the NCAA and the glory days of the ‘Canes appeared lost --they weren’t.

The 2000s started as a revival for the Miami Hurricanes with Larry Coker as head coach. The 2001 team under Coker was considered by many to be the “best college football team ever assembled, sweeping Nebraska for a third time at the Bowl Championship Series (BCS) National Championship.

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Michael Jackson

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Defensive back

4

Jaquan Johnson

4

Sheldrick Redwine

Defensive back

Defensive back

2

Malek Young

2

Michael Pinckney

2

Jonathan Garvin

Linebacker

Defensive back

Defensive lineman

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Trajan Bandy

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Dee Delaney

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Charles Perry

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Defensive back

Defensive back

Defensive back

Pat Bethel

Defensive end /defensive lineman

1

RJ McIntosh

1

Ryan Fines

1

Travis Homer

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Trent Harris

Defensive lineman

Defensive lineman

Running back

Prior to Richt joining the ‘Canes as head coach, Al Golden had taken over. Golden was not a fan favorite, to say the least.

During the 2015 season, planes flew over Sun Life Stadium with banners that read “Fire Golden,” which was made a reality midseason after a 58 – 0 loss to Clemson, the worst loss ever in UM football history.

Once Mark Richt took over as head coach, Miami won its first bowl game in 10 years last December in the 2016 Russell Athletic Bowl against West Virginia.

After the bowl game, UM lost a lot of key players to the NFL draft. Tight end David Njoku went to the Cleveland Browns, defensive back Corn Elder went to the Carolina Panthers and junior quarterback Brad Kaaya entered the draft and went to the Detroit Lions. Early in the season, Kaaya was cut by the Lions and picked up by the Panthers, where he joined Elder. He is now back on the Lions’ practice team.

Although these players went pro, Miami gained a strong recruiting class and pulled from its bench of talent. For example, in late August, head coach Mark Richt named junior Malik Rosier as the 2017 starting quarterback.

“When a senior leaves or a when a junior leaves to go to the NFL, it’s basically like a ‘next man up’ sort of mentality,” said offensive lineman Tyler Gauthier. “The next man up has to step up and be the leader.”

The Miami Hurricanes started the 2017 season ranked 18.

“We want to be [number] one,” Gauthier said. “18 is good, but we want better.”

They did get better. After a week-one-win against BethuneCookman, the team jumped to 16. The team kept climbing in the rankings over the next couple weeks, despite having two cancellations due to Hurricane Irma, one of which – against FSU – was rescheduled. The rivalry game against FSU was pushed back to Oct. 7, a day that made the trek up to Tallahassee unforgettable for those who went. The student section erupted into cheers and tears of joy when wide receiver Darrell Langham scored a touchdown with six seconds left in the game, giving the ‘Canes the lead.

Going into week four, the ‘Canes were ranked 14. The ‘Canes continued to win and were ranked higher each week, except for dropping from eight to 10 after a sloppy win against UNC. Miami made a huge leap from seven to three after shutting down the previous number three Notre Dame 41 – 8, while securing a seat in the ACC championship for the first time ever.

The sold-out stadium was louder than it had been in years for the notorious Catholics vs. Convicts rivalry. Christopher Stock, a journalist who covers the Miami Hurricanes, tweeted a quote from Notre Dame senior linebacker Drue Tranquill that said, “Credit to their fans, that was the loudest game I ever played in.”

Unfortunately, the undefeated ‘Canes fell apart at the end of the season. Number two Miami fell to unranked Pitt and we dropped to number seven going into the ACC Championship against Clemson, who claimed the number one spot. Clemson won 38 – 3 in an ugly match for a college football playoff ranking that would give the winner a chance at the national championship.

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One of the highlights of the 2017 season was the turnover chain, which made its debut on Sept. 2 against Bethune-

Cookman when defensive back Malek Young intercepted the ball. The “gaudy” piece of jewelry even has its own theme song by artist SoLo D. The chain, that was initially meant to be a simple rope chain, was created by local Miami jeweler Anthony John Machado. Since then, the now famous hardware has been broken out at every game this season. Players like Michael Jackson, Jaquan Johnson, Sheldrick Redwine and Michael Pinckney have all gotten to rock the bedazzled U.

From the Sidelines

The fall semester revolves around the football team and some students dedicate much of their time to UM the team, despite not being a player.

Sophomore Carolyn Covington tried out for the cheer team during high school. She was the only new member of the cheer team.

“I love getting to travel with my team and cheering on the ‘Canes across the country,” Covington said.

The cheerleaders arrive at Hard Rock Stadium before the players on game day, so that they can be a part of Hurricane Walk and attend tailgates with Sebastian before heading onto the field.

Despite the one-point loss, last year’s home game against FSU was Covington’s favorite experience with the U Cheer program.

“I remember waking up at 8 a.m. to leave myself plenty of time to prepare for the big game both mentally and physically even though kickoff wasn’t until 8:00 p.m.,” Covington said.

In the past, UM has been chastised for not filling up the stadium on game day. While the campus is truly stunning, with palm trees lining the walkways and a lake with a fountain set against the new and modern Shalala Student Center, it lacks a stadium. Students have to make the 45-minute trek to Hard Rock every game day from August to November to see their team play. It sometimes doesn’t feel worth it.

Another reason for empty seats is that the Miami Hurricanes share a stadium with the Miami Dolphins. The stadium seats over 65,000 people.

There are only approximately 10,000 undergraduate students at the University of Miami. Other big football schools, such as Florida State or University of Michigan have undergraduate populations of over 30,000 or 40,000. Naturally it is easier for other teams to fill their smaller stadiums with a student population that is three to four times the size of Miami’s.

However, attendance has not been a problem this season. The Notre Dame game in November brought in over 7,000 students who crammed into seats in order to get a good view of another ‘Canes win.

The FSU game last season was when the ‘Canes fans first started showing up in droves. “When the pregame began, it was so much louder than any of the other games; we could barely hear the fight songs,” Covington said. “The stadium was packed and we were all ready to beat the ‘Noles. I will never forget when we emerged from the tunnel onto the field lit by bright lights.”

For the 2016 – 2017 school year, junior Carla Stieghorst worked as an intern in the office of operations and recruitment, where she contributed to the daily work of the recruiting process, including writing letters to recruits or addressing and organizing letters written by the coaches.

“Sports have always been a passion of mine; I am studying to work as a physical therapist and hope to work with a pro team one day,” Stieghorst said.

However, Stieghorst never imagined herself working on the operations side of a football team.

“I jumped on [the opportunity] just because I knew I wanted to work for the football team and the job description seemed up my alley,” Stieghorst said. “I never anticipated liking it as much as I did. I even added sports administration as my minor.”

The job made Stieghorst realize the large amount of work that goes into a football program the size of the University of Miami’s. Game day is a full day of work that is very tightly scheduled.

Sebastian the Ibis

You can’t have college football without a mascot. Miami Hurricanes’ mascot, Sebastian the Ibis, undoubtedly has some serious swagger. Nothing gets the crowd going quite like his famous C-A-N-E-S spell-out after the team scores. He’s never afraid to show the other team who’s boss. At the Florida State vs.

Miami game in October, Sebastian stepped out onto the field with the ‘Noles’ spear and broke it in half over his knee; and may we never forget when Sebastian was detained in Tallahassee back in 1989.

Similar to Covington and Stieghorst, game day is a long one for Sebastian.

“A typical game day starts with an early morning ‘Canes spellout – just to get warmed up,” Sebastian said. “Then I blast the fight song to get pumped for the day’s win.”

Sebastian then arrives at Hard Rock Stadium to get fans hyped for the game and welcome the team when they arrive on site.

Before the game, he takes endless photos with UM fans before leading the team onto the field prior to kickoff.

“The best part about being Sebastian is leading the team out of the tunnel through the smoke,” Sebastian said. “There is truly nothing like hearing the crowd go crazy as you run onto the field.”

University of Miami football is full of spirit and swagger.

What other team has three 30 for 30 ESPN films made about them? None, because it’s all about the U.

ALUMNI Many stars have graduated from the U and they have become an integral part of the ‘Canes spirit.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Although more famous today for starring in countless films, The Rock actually played football for the U and was part of the 1991 National Championship team.

After graduating, Johnson had a career in professional wrestling before getting involved in acting.

Michael Irvin One of the most successful football alum is Michael Irvin, who played wide receiver under coach Jimmy Johnson and assisted the ‘Canes in winning the 1987 championship. He played for the Dallas Cowboys his entire professional football career. After a spinal chord injury ended his time on the field, he became a sports broadcaster on ESPN and is now an analyst for NFL Network.

Mark Richt Leading the Miami Hurricanes football since 2016, our very own head coach also graduated from the U. Richt played backup quarterback from ’78 – ’82 under Howard Schnellenberger. He coached at Florida State University, East Carolina University and University of Georgia before returning to his Alma Mater. Go ‘Canes!

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In addition to the American flag, the ROTC shoulder patch is on every uniform.

The shield shows the Army’s mission and represents the four traditional military science courses.

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Wrapped in the warm embrace of night, his alarm blares, slicing through the silence. He rolls out of bed, checking his phone: 0430 hours. He walks silently to the bathroom, splashing cold water on his face, pulling his uniform over his head, all while taking care not to wake his sleeping roommate. He waits outside for his ride to Florida International University, the world still asleep in shades of black. He begins Physical Training at 0530 hours as sunlight creeps over the horizon, running miles and doing push-ups under a red-stained sky. He returns to the University of Miami just as golden sunlight replaces the red, just in time for his 0800 class.

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This is a typical day for students in the Army Reserve Officer Training Corps, commonly known as Army ROTC, at the University of Miami.

Three days a week, students involved in Army ROTC are required to attend physical training, known as PT, at Florida International University, where they complete a variety of combatrelated exercises. In addition to PT, Army ROTC members are required to take one military science class with a lab at FIU each semester, where they learn general military knowledge, army traditions and specialized skills, such as land navigation – an advanced ability to navigate unfamiliar terrain.

In addition to Army ROTC, the University of Miami has an Air Force ROTC. These students have PT twice a week, in addition to Leadership Laboratory, during which the entire wing completes drills and leadership exercises. While Army ROTC is hosted off-campus at FIU, Air Force ROTC is hosted on-campus at UM. “We’re ultimately training them to be officers, so we need to give them the skills that are necessary to prepare them to be leaders in the future,” said Natalie Massiah, a senior Cadet Major, who acts as UM’s Air Force ROTC Missions Support Group Commander.

According to todaysmilitary. com, ROTC is offered at over 1,700 universities across the United States.

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prepares young men and women, specifically college students, to become officers in the U.S. military. After graduation, students in the ROTC programs can immediately begin serving as officers in the military. This program is unique in that students can be in ROTC while attending college and participating in non-military related organizations on campus. Students can have a typical college experience while training to become an officer.

Additionally, ROTC offers scholarships that can help pay for a variety of things, from college tuition to law school.

However, accepting these scholarships requires students to serve in the military for a certain number of years following graduation.

ROTC, founded in 1916, is just a small part of the United States Armed Forces. The U.S. Armed Forces are composed of five branches: Army, Air Force, Marine Corps, Navy and Coast Guard. Of these branches, ROTC programs are offered in the Army, Air Force and Navy – Marine Corps students participate in Navy ROTC. Additionally, Coast Guard Split Training is offered for those interested in joining the Coast Guard. UM has Army and Air Force ROTC programs, while many larger schools have programs for all five branches of the U.S. Armed Forces.

Grant Thorburn, junior, proudly wears his ROTC uniform.

The army green coat and trousers are essential for both men and women in ROTC.

Reasons to Join In addition to Army and Air Force ROTC members, UM has a large network of military veterans, many of which are members of the Veteran Students Organization. Millie Ocampo, a veteran who served four years active duty and four years reserve, enlisted in the Marine Corps at only 17-years-old, straight out of high school. Her first tour of duty was in 2003, just two years after the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center, which served as a huge personal motivator. Ocampo wanted to make an impact and positively contribute to her community, yet, as a 17-year-old, her options were limited.

“I knew that in order to make the biggest impact, in order to be the most effective, I would have to join the military,” she said.

Brandon Sirlin, a junior in Army ROTC, also joined to positively impact the world.

“I wanted to serve something bigger than myself,” he said. “I wanted to know I had an impact.” In addition to positively influencing his community, Sirlin was enticed by the personal and career benefits of ROTC, as the program helps pay for his undergraduate education and offers job security.

Luke Sukiennik, who was also involved in Army ROTC at UM before leaving to serve at the United States Military Academy, said that along with his desire to serve his country, the financial benefits motivated him to join.

Through ROTC, Sukiennik was able to attend UM without incurring much student debt.

Shaurya Lal, a veteran who served for two years in Singapore’s Conscription Army, wanted to serve in order to learn more about his country and his people, as he went to an international high school.

“I didn’t know many local Singaporean people. It was a good way for me to get out of my comfort zone and try and learn a bit more about myself and the community around me,” he said.

Challenges in ROTC Students agreed that it is difficult to balance ROTC with school. For these students, it requires a great deal of planning and time management preparation. Sukiennik said that the most difficult part was planning his schedule. Because Army ROTC is at FIU, Sukiennik had to manage and

organize his classes at both FIU and UM, which required a great deal of time and preparation. The pros and cons of ROTC extend further than juggling classes and training.

“ROTC is a fantastic program. I think it creates great officers,” Sukiennik said. However, he discussed that since the Army ROTC program is hosted at FIU, it can be more challenging to make connections with the other students, who are coming from six different schools. He thought that if some of the training and classes could take place at UM, it would increase student involvement on campus and alleviate the stress of traveling to an off-campus location. After his first year, Sukiennik decided to pursue his desire to serve and transferred to the U.S. Military Academy.

Air Force ROTC faces a similar issue. Even though they are technically located on-campus, the Air Force ROTC building is located near the University Village, which makes it more difficult for Air Force ROTC to have a presence on campus.

Massiah was optimistic about increasing awareness.

“More exposure leads to more interest,” she said. Air Force ROTC has already begun increasing its social media presence, while also participating in the Homecoming Parade and building its alumni network to increase student awareness and involvement.

Grant Thorburn, a junior in Army ROTC, agreed that it is difficult to juggle school and ROTC requirements.

He explained that sleep deprivation is a very real challenge that he faces, but noted, “as you progress, you learn to adapt and manage your time effectively.”

Jonathan Brooks, a junior who ultimately decided to leave the Army ROTC program, discussed that sleep deprivation was also a major challenge.

A contributing factor to Brooks leaving ROTC was the fact that it “became hurtful” to his academics. Brooks said that it was challenging to balance ROTC with school, so he ultimately decided to spend his time focusing on his academics.

Difficulties Serving: During and After For those who have previously served, it can be difficult to transition back to civilian life, especially for young men and women. After serving in the military in Singapore following

high school, Lal was nervous about the transition to college, as he began his freshman year at age 21.

“I came in with preconceived notions that I wouldn’t be able to make that many friends,” Lal said. However, after only a few months, he realized that age was just a number and he had made many close friends.

“I’ve learned so much from people who are 18 and 19, who I didn’t think I would be able to connect with,” Lal said.

He has continued to succeed in school, making the Dean’s List his first year and becoming a resident assistant.

Ocampo said that the biggest challenge for her personally was being LGBT in the military.

“It was during the time of ‘don’t ask, don’t tell,’” Ocampo said, recalling when people in the LGBT community who were in the military could not vocalize their sexuality. They were not allowed to do “the normal things, like holding hands with your partner or going to functions and events.” This ultimately became one of the driving reasons that Ocampo decided to leave, as she was constantly worried about being exposed as being LGBT. Even further, during Ocampo’s time in the Marine Corps, she discussed the inequality that she saw between men and women. She described how “women were restricted to specific duties.” She added that when the men were deployed she was not allowed to go with them because she was female.

Massiah, however, does not see being a woman as a challenge in today’s military. She acknowledged that the jobs involved in combat used to be restricted to men, as it was during Ocampo’s time serving, but the military has progressed greatly in its acceptance of women.

“Even though many people think that the military is a man’s world, and it still somewhat is, any female can do any type of job,” Massiah said.

Highlights of the ROTC Program and Military Service Although the ROTC program can be strenuous, it has innumerable benefits.

Both Sirlin and Sukiennik enjoyed the routine and regiment aspects of the ROTC program, such as waking up and starting their days early. Sirlin enjoyed feeling like he was “doing something productive” and Sukiennik stated that “your whole day is so much better when you work out in the morning.”

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Brooks enjoyed the bonding aspect of the program. He discussed how, when a group of people are going through a shared difficult experience, such as PT or military exercises, they build a strong bond. Lal appreciated the enormous support system that the military offered.

“You always feel like someone has your back,” he said. “People will not hesitate to help you.”

Thorburn strongly agrees with that, as well. He says the program brings together people from such diverse backgrounds and experiences, all sharing common goals and looking out for each other in a close-knit group.

Lal had a similar experience during his time serving.

“You would meet so many different types of people from different walks of life,” he said.

Above all else, Massiah’s favorite aspect of Air Force ROTC is that she can have a typical college experience while training to become an officer. Unlike at the military academies, where life revolves around the military and there is no time for extracurricular activities, Massiah enjoys being involved on campus. She is involved in Greek life, she has a job at the Student Activities Center, she can attend football games on the weekends and she can wear normal clothes.

Such a wholesome opportunity makes military students very appreciative of the program, and for some, even nostalgic of their time in the armed forces.

Ocampo, for one, wishes that she could have done even more while enlisted, as she wanted to be a drill instructor and help create other marines. Nevertheless, she is still happy that she could have an impact, as her main goal was to “impact others, who in turn can impact the world.”

“You become kind of like a tree,” Ocampo said. “Your branches are stemming out. So, all these people’s lives that you impacted, somehow they themselves will produce fruit and … create sustenance for the rest of the world.”

Advice for Students Pursuing the Military With rewards ranging from academic assistance to a sense of patriotic pride and dutiful obligation, it is no surprise that military students are strong advocates of the ROTC programs.

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Thorburn has shown that it is possible for military students to have a normal college experience. With much preparation, he was able to find time to study abroad in the Czech Republic through the “UPrague” program last spring. Next summer, Thorburn will travel abroad with the Army.

After serving for two years, Lal would definitely recommend ROTC. “If they [students] ever have the opportunity to have a similar experience, they should definitely go for it,” he said. Lal stressed that it is all about pushing yourself outside of your comfort zone and taking risks, as you will learn so much about yourself in the process.

Ocampo, who served for eight years, recommends finishing college first: receive your bachelor’s degree, then pursue a career in the military. But she cannot recommend the military enough.

“You’re already a leader in your own right for becoming a ‘Cane, so why not continue that,” Ocampo said.

As one of only two Air Force ROTC cadets graduating in May, both of whom are women, Massiah could not be more enthusiastic about choosing to join ROTC. “Do it absolutely,” she said. “This is, hands down, the best decision I could have made.” Massiah began her college career at Pennsylvania State University, but felt alienated at such a large school, and ended up dropping out after only one month. When she came to UM, Massiah immediately joined Air Force ROTC, became the Missions Support Group Commander and recently secured a job as a Cyberspace Operations Officer following graduation.

“I literally went from a college dropout to a Second Lieutenant in the Air Force,” she said. “I am proud every single day.”

Grant Thorburn, junior, is both a student and a member of ROTC.

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We wanted to capture the culture of the U, and what better way to do that than with photos of YOU? From beach days to tailgates to delicious treats, here are some of the most “quintessential college” submissions we go via email and social media. Submit yours to distraction@miami.edu to be featured.

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1 Jessica Gales and Tim Fabio pose in front of a homemade sign. Students appropriated the famous Notre Dame icon, Touchdown Jesus, by having him don the turnover chain. Photo courtesy of Jessica Gales. 2 Mollie Schulman holds up her sign amoungst a sea of ‘Canes fans. Many of student’s signs were visible on the live broadcast. Photo courtesy of Mollie Schulman. 3 Carolina Lorenzo holds up her Gameday sign at the Notre Dame game. Students crammed into the stadium as they waited to see the ‘Canes defeat Notre Dame. Photo courtesy of Carolina Lorenzo.

4 Lauren Diaz, Thalia Garcia, and Isabella Caroline join the crowd behind the ESPN Gameday stage. The fans were cheering so loud it became hard to hear what the ESPN announcers were saying. Photo courtesy of Thalia Garcia.

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