May 2015: Chill Out / The Shalala Issue

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may 2015

A FAREWELL TO PRESIDENT DONNA E. SHALALA

GREEK LIFE

THROUGH THE YEARS

HOW TO

NOT PISS OFF YOUR PROFESSORS

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may 2015

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WHAT’S INSIDE

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MAIN EVENT

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Street Eats

34 Shalala Speaks

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Wet & Wild

40 A Day at UM

I’m With the Band

42 Veteran Canes

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By Julie Harans

By Shivani Aluru

By Jamila Wright

10 How to Piss Off Your Professors

By Kami Knaudt

IN THE LOOP

12 Intellectual Miami

By Kit Pilosof

13 Trivia Nights

By Kathryn Collins

14 Summer School

By Melissa Rae Ostroff

By Yael Herman

By Taylor Duckett

By Alejandra Bastidas

44 Greek Life Through the Years

By Lizzie Wilcox

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46 The Fentress Story

By Kayla Lott

ENDNOTES

48 What are you doing this summer?

By Rori Kotch

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16 Tattoos in the Workplace

By Andrea Cespedes

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17 What is a Hipster?

By Rori Kotch

18 Hire Me

By Kayla Lott

HEALTH & WELLNESS

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21 The Transition

By Jordan DeSantis

22 Caffeine, Friend or Foe?

By Meredith Frost

23 Transgender in College

By Chelsey Sellars

FASHION 24 Chill Out

By Claudia Fernandes & Miguel Rodriguez Clark

32 Contemporary Casual

By Shivani Aluru

33 Oh My Man Bun!

By Kayla Lott

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When it comes to contributors, we’re not picky. Whether you’ve found your niche in a bio book, you’re notorious for doing “nothing” at the comm or business school or you’re halfway into your college career and still wave that “undeclared major” flag, we want to hear what you have to say. Distraction is written for students, by students, and covers the full spectrum of student life here at The U. If you want to get involved or have any questions, e-mail our editor-in-chief, Rori Kotch, at r.kotch1@umiami.edu.

The magazine is produced four times per year, twice a semester. City Graphics and Bellack Miami printed 6,500 copies of the magazine on 8.5 x 11 inch, 60-pound coated text paper 4/4. The entire magazine is printed four-color and saddle stitch bound. Most text is nine-point Minion Pro with 1.8 points of leading set ragged with a combination of bold, medium and italic. All pages were designed using Adobe Creative Suite CC software InDesign with photographs and artwork handled in Photoshop and Illustrator. For additional information, please visit distractionmagazine.com. Questions and comments can be mailed to 1330 Miller Drive, Student Media Suite 200, Coral Gables, FL, 33146, dropped into SAC Student Media Suite Suite 200 or emailed to r.kotch1@umiami. edu. All articles, photographs and illustrations are copyrighted by the University of Miami.

This year has been crazy. If this year were a person it would be Miley Cyrus (thanks Sean). Seriously though, it’s been insane. We started out with a completely new staff at the beginning of fall semester and got here alive.

This issue was tough to make, but as cheesy as it sounds, it was a labor of love.

Yeah, I love my job #dontjudgeme #getoverit.

Anyway, this magazine was truly a team effort and I don’t think I could’ve gotten through this without my super-fantastic, awesome, incredible, amazing staff. Congratulations guys, we did it!

Spring semester really kicks most people in the ass and it goes from zero to 100 real quick. So we thought it would be fun to end the year on a magazine we have dubbed the “no theme” - themed issue. We think there is at least one story that each person on this campus might use as a Distraction, and if there’s not, email us! Tell us what you want to hear. Even if you want to get your hands a little dirty and get involved, email us with that too (or you can just come visit, that’d be fun).

At the end of this semester, some of us Canes will be off and employed, some will go and get a higher degree and others just might need a break. Wherever you go, I would like to remind you to find your Distraction and run with it. It doesn’t have to be career-oriented. It could be as silly as underwater yak shaving. The point is just do you and you’ll be okay.

It’s been my pleasure serving you all and I can’t wait until next year. Have an amazing summer and good luck with finals, everyone (I know I’ll need some).

Rori Kotch Editor-in-Chief

THE TWO COVERS: THE MAY ISSUE

chill out: art direction_claudia fernandes, michelle lock. photo_emily robbins shalala: art direction_claudia fernandes, michelle lock & rori kotch. photo_courtesy of the miami hurricane This issue is a first for Distraction: a double cover. While it was more work than necessary, we felt it was warranted due to President Shalala’s imminent departure. So, one fun cover to celebrate the start of summer,

and a more serious cover to celebrate the career of an outstanding leader.

President Shalala, if you’re reading this, thank you for everything you have done. You have changed this university for the better.

FASHION: Behind the Scenes

MODEL PASCAL STRIKES AN UNDERWATER POSE FOR PHOTO EDITOR EMILY ROBBINS.

MODEL CHRISTOPHE STRIKES A SERIOUS POSE FOR PHOTO EDITOR EMILY ROBBINS.

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DOUGHNUT WORRY! HULA-HOOPING IS PART OF THE PLAN AS MODEL LUKE AND PHOTO EDITOR EMILY ROBBINS TURN WORK INTO FUN.

VIDEO EDITOR VALENTINA ESCOTET RECORDS MODELS PASCAL AND LUKE AS THEY GET OUT OF THE POOL.

The Hurricanes baseball team also won their fourth straight ACC series. #killingit “I feel honored and humbled by the extraordinary opportunity to lead this great university in one of the most important cities in the world.”

— Dr. Julio Frenk

The Clinton Global Initiative hosted the eight annual CGI U meeting on campus from March 6-8, making the U the only university to host it twice.

Senior Sam Dorman was named ACC Men’s Diver of the Year

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STREET EATS words_julie harans. photos_brandon carusillo, mariana espindola & rouyao li. design_michelle lock.

We’re not saying we’d turn down a meal at a James Beard award-winning, five-star restaurant, but sometimes the true heart and soul of a city’s cuisine is a little less glamorous.

From hole-in-the-walls to food trucks, you can find a ton of tasty surprises if you’re up for a little adventure. So don’t write off dive spots; take a fresh look at these lowkey options for a dining experience that’s all flavor and no fuss.

La Camaronera 1952 W FLAGLER ST., MIAMI, FLA. 33135

LA CAMARONERA FISH FILET COMBO

Owned by a family of Cuban fishermen, this iconic Little Havana spot is a fish market, counter service and sit-down restaurant all in one. The 11 Garcia brothers’ passion for seafood is evident in every delicious bite. Daily catches get simple, skilled treatment in menu items like the shrimp burrito and the sweet seafood chili. Guests who like to take a more hands-on approach to their meals can also purchase seafood by the pound at the colorful counter. With sandwiches starting at just $5.95, the casual, cash-only eatery is dishing out fresh food for a not-so-steep price.

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Bollywood Masala 7400 SW 57TH AVE., UNIT 4, MIAMI, FLA. 33143

At this authentic eatery, global dishes don’t have to come with a big bill. Plus, guests can pick their own base, protein, toppings and chutney to avoid the confusion of an unfamiliar menu. The storefront is modest and small, but the flavors inside certainly pack a punch. Try the traditional chicken curry with a beef samosa on the side.

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GastroPod

La Sandwicherie

160 NW 26TH ST., MIAMI, FLA. 33127

229 14TH ST., MIAMI BEACH, FLA. 33139

Chef Jeremiah is bringing his high-end culinary background to the streets with gastroPod, a mobile kitchen blending innovative techniques with comfort food classics. With standout dishes like red curry duck tacos and “dirty chips” cooked in pork fat with spicy mayo and slaw bits, you’ll be chasing this truck down. Serving its meals on wheels, gastroPod gives customers the taste of an upscale restaurant without the hassle and price of fine dining.

Ms. Cheezious 7418 BISCAYNE BLVD., MIAMI, FLA. 33138

We’ve all experienced the sudden and urgent need for melted cheese. Lucky for us, Ms. Cheezious is dishing out gourmet varieties of the beloved grilled cheese sandwich that are sure to satisfy even the most intense craving. After rave reviews from professionals and patrons alike, the owners recently opened a brick and mortar location. Whether it’s through their storefront or their food trucks, Ms. Cheezious is guaranteed to give customers that ooey, gooey fix they’ve been seeking.

El Palacio de los Jugos 5721 W FLAGLER ST., MIAMI, FLA. 33144

Cuban cuisine shines at El Palacio de los Jugos’ multiple locations, which are more like outdoor food stands than restaurants.

The juice bar lives up to the “Juice Palace” name, but the sandwich counter and savory dishes are equally amazing. Don’t let the variety of options overwhelm you – this cultural hub is the ideal destination for sampling foreign flavors.

This eatery offers high-quality sandwiches with a French flare at a no-frills walk-up window. Fresh, simple ingredients shine in their signature sandwiches, like the Frenchie (French salami and brie) and the Alaskan (smoked salmon and mozzarella). If your meal leaves you wanting more, bottles of their signature vinaigrette are available for purchase.

Marcelo’s Ceviche KEY BISCAYNE, MIAMI, FLA. 33130

Surprisingly, some of the freshest food in Miami can be found in a traveling white van with a single serving window. Chef Marcelo doesn’t skimp on quality in his on-the-go cuisine – and he doesn’t hike up the prices, either. Herbs, citrus and a touch of spice make the delectable ceviche found at this food truck. Find Chef Marcelo cruising around Key Biscayne – you won’t be disappointed.

Cake Thai Kitchen 7919 BISCAYNE BLVD., MIAMI, FLA. 33137

Tucked in a strip mall storefront, Cake Thai Kitchen is serving up the classic street food Thailand is known for. The chalkboard menu is filled with authentic, low-priced options that go beyond the basic pad Thai and curry. It’s a funky, flavorful experience that you’ll savor down to the last spice-laden bite.

Sweet Sensations 2739 W 79TH ST., HIALEAH, FLA. 33016

It isn’t the fanciest culinary establishment, but seriously, who doesn’t love a deep-fried candy bar? Throw in some funnel cakes, milkshakes and more, and you’ve got Sweet Sensations, a place that understands every college kid’s dream of indulgence at low prices. Add the funky ‘80s theme and you’ve got a recipe for (deep-fried) success.

Coyo Taco 2300 NW SECOND AVE., MIAMI, FLA. 33127

This place calls itself “Miami’s freshest Mexican street food experience,” and with handcrafted, gourmet dishes for around $10, we can’t disagree. The fast-casual restaurant offers farm fresh, locally sourced ingredients like beets in their 5 Taco Sampler. Their bold combinations will make you forget about Chipotle (seriously).

ABOVE: EL PALACIO DE LOS JUGOS WATERMELON & MANGO JUICE RIGHT: COYO TACO 5 TACO SAMPLER MAY 2015

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SAILBOARDS MIAMI 1 RICKENBACKER CAUSEWAY, KEY BISCAYNE, FLA. 33149 $25 AN HOUR

Popular among Miami natives, Sailboards is frequented by well-versed beach bums who rent paddleboards for a typical day in the 305. If the serene water and Miami skyline aren’t enough, capturing a brilliant Instagram moment will be worth the trip.

WINDSURFING HOBIE ISLAND BEACH PARK SOUTH END (NORTH SIDE OF RICKENBACKER CAUSEWAY), KEY BISCAYNE, FLA. 33149

words_shivani aluru. design_claudia fernandes.

In Miami, two things are guaranteed: a great party and some fun in the sun. When it comes to the partying, it’s pretty easy to figure out which bar to hit or where a clutch DJ is playing. Planning out the perfect beach day takes a little more finesse, but this city has plenty of water to play in.

Whether you’re exploring the Atlantic or adventuring through a river, the options are endless for a day in the water.

After hitting up Sailboards for a rig, wind down at Hobie Beach (also known as Windsurfer Beach) for waves and breezes that are great for beginners and pros alike. The park is fairly small, giving surfers an intimate location that’s totally unique.

FISHING MATHESON HAMMOCK PARK 9610 OLD CUTLER ROAD, MIAMI, FLA. 33156

Located a convenient four miles from campus, Matheson Hammock is ideal for an easy day of fishing. It’s quiet, beautiful and so well preserved that many visitors claim it has barely changed in the last 50 years. Cast a line in the man-made atoll pool, which is kept stocked by Biscayne Bay’s tidal action.

SURFING BEGINNERS: ANGLIN’S FISHING PIER 2 COMMERCIAL BLVD., LAUDERDALE-BY-THE-SEA, FLA. 33308 ADVANCED: HILLSBORO BEACH NORTH FT. LAUDERDALE, FLA. 33062

Miami has never been considered a surf mecca, but decent breaks can be found an hour north in the Ft. Lauderdale area. It’s wise to Google the surf report before making the drive, but Commercial Pier and Hillsboro Beach offer consistent waves and manageable crowds.

For anyone with more serious surfing chops, Hillsboro Beach offers the only reef break in the area.

SWIMMING MIAMI BEACH, BETWEEN 21ST AND 64TH

If you’re looking for sun without the crowds, this is the spot for you. With lifeguards, free sunscreen dispensers, white sand and gentle waves, this stretch of Miami Beach is perfect for a swim and even better for splashing around and floating a hangover away. The crowd varies depending on the season, but mid-beach off of A1A is far less crowded than SoBe.

SCUBA DIVING BELZONA TRIO EAST OF KEY BISCAYNE

The Belzona Trio, named for the three ships that were sunk and converted into artificial reefs just off the coast of Key Biscayne, are incredible dive spots. They’re for intermediatelevel divers, so some experience is required to begin exploring, but the flora and fauna hiding in the framework of each of the ships is worth the training.

Get your feet wet UM’s sunny, seaside location means that extracurricular options are stacked in favor of playing in the water. From paddleboarding to scuba, it’s easy to get involved and have your landlocked friends dying to visit the U.

Scuba Club

For $40 a semester, UM Scuba welcomes all experience levels, and they’re helpful in getting novices certified and dive ready. www.umscuba.org or email umscuba@gmail.com

Sailing Club

UM’s sailing club and sailing team meet several times a week in the Coconut Grove Sailing Club.

Beginners are invited to learn at the start of the fall semester with seasoned sailors and are then invited to join team practices. www.sailingcanes.org or email sailing@miami.edu

The C.O.R.P.s. (the Canes Outdoor Recreation Program)

Though not only dedicated to water-based activities, the C.O.R.P.s. is the group to hit up if you want to try a variety of things. Trips in the past have included kayaking and paddleboarding.

Email: umiamicorps@gmail.com

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I’M WITH THE words_jamila wright. photo_brandon carusillo, emily robbins & carly huffman. design_claudia fernandes.

Summer is the season for music lovers. It’s the perfect time of year to spend every day singing at the top of your lungs with your best friends to songs by your favorite artists, and this summer is slated to be the best yet. Some of the biggest artists in the world are releasing new albums, going on tour or both.

With music festivals becoming the most coveted experiences for college students and the young at heart, this season’s soundtrack will be as diverse as the crowds.

Festival season kicked off in March, so this summer of music is going to be a long one.

The big festivals like SXSW, Ultra and Coachella have lineups that’ll bring tears of joy to your eyes (or tears of sadness, if you can’t make it). There’s bound to be a festival for everyone to enjoy. Of course, if you can’t fork over the money to cover your ticket and travel during the school year, a road trip to a city near your hometown can be a good time for half the price.

Not splurging doesn’t make you cheap; it’s a generational thing. Millennials rarely follow tours like our parents may have, and for good reason. Following your favorite band or artist around can be exhausting, and don’t get us started on these fluctuating gas prices.

Roadie culture has also changed because of the growing popularity of social media and live-streaming sites. These platforms decrease the need to follow musicians across the country (after all, isn’t everything a million times better when you don’t have to leave your bed to do it?). Thanks to technology, staying connected to bands and musicians is easier than ever before.

Fans can look to Instagram for pictures and videos from their favorite artists, and Twitter is basically the new Wikipedia when it comes to ULTRA MUSIC FESTIVAL 2015 MAIN STAGE

staying updated on the music industry.

Let’s go back to Ultra 2014. What do you remember? Most likely, it’s the outfits and the thousands of cell phones in the air blocking your view. Nowadays, you only need one of your friends to be attending a concert to experience it with a tap on your phone screen. Social media is evolving into the only required medium for 24/7 access to bands and artists. Hearing a live performance used to be a luxury only for those willing to splurge, but in today’s society, all you’ll have to purchase is a cell phone and a data plan.

The popularity of music festivals has also greatly affected roadie culture. This summer, you can catch major festivals like Lollapalooza, SweetWater 420 Festival, OVO Fest, SunFest, Shaky Knees, Counterpoint, Bonnaroo and so many more. What people love most about music festivals is that they are a one-stop shop for concert-goers. For a (relatively) reasonable lump sum price, music lovers can see pop singers, hip-hop artists, rock and alternative bands, R&B singers and other kinds of musicians with a single ticket. Today’s music audience is comprised of a diverse group of listeners who don’t love just one genre, they love a little bit of everything. There’s no need to follow one act on tour when you can experience 90 percent of your iTunes library live in one weekend.

In 2015, the phrase “I’m with the band” doesn’t mean roadie. It means “I follow my favorite artists and bands on Instagram.” To be honest, we’re kind of okay with that.

THE SIGN OF A TRUE MUSIC FANATIC IS FOLLOWING YOUR FAVORITE BAND ON THE ROAD. THE GROWTH OF SOCIAL MEDIA HAS CHANGED THE GROUPIE CULTURE. NOW FANATICS CAN STAY AT HOME AND LISTEN TO THEIR FAVORITE BANDS.

BE A GROUPIE Festival season is underway, and it’s time to start thinking about getting those tickets for the weekend you won’t forget.

Here are a few festivals that are worth your hard-earned summer job money.

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Rock ‘n’ Roll

The Ride Festival in Telluride, Colo.

July 11-12, 2015

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ULTRA MUSIC FESTIVAL

Roots Picnic in Philadelphia May 30, 2015 Shaky Boots Festival in Atlanta May 16-17, 2015

•E DM Electric Daisy Carnival in East Rutherford, NJ May 23-24, 2015 •R &B Essence Festival in New Orleans July 2-5, 2015 MAY 2015

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HOW TO PISS OFF YOUR PROFESSORS words_kami knaudt. photo_lena mobin. design_michelle lock.

Whether it’s that girl clicking her pen for all 50 minutes of your 9 a.m. class or the guy who took your seat halfway through the semester, some people are severely annoying. Unfortunately for us, professors have pet peeves, too. Whether it’s lateness or skipping lectures, some of these little things can get you a oneway ticket to your professor’s bad side, and do you really think they’re going to give you an extension on an assignment if they’ve never seen you in class? Distraction asked UM professors which student behaviors drive them nuts. Here’s what they had to say.

NOT SO WHITE LIES “My biggest pet peeve regarding students would be when they think they are getting away with something,” said School of Communication professor Michael North. “Students forget that we teachers were once slick students, too.

It takes one to know one.” The next time you think you can get away with a little white lie about why your homework was late, think again – odds are, your professors used that same line to get out of an assignment before you were even born. It’s a lot easier to just get your stuff done on time or skip the lie and accept the consequences like an adult.

SHOWING UP LATE — OR NOT AT ALL No one likes waiting, and teachers are definitely no exception. Skipping class and showing up late are two of the things teachers hate most.

Once or twice is understandable – things happen – but when you haven’t been to class since syllabus week, your professors will notice.

Even though professors are paid to be there, it’s easier for them to teach when students actually show up for class. Think of it this way: you’re spending thousands of dollars to be a Cane, so take advantage of it.

HOW TO GET AWAY WITH TEXTING IN CLASS ACCORDING TO STUDENTS: “I usually text on my computer, or if not, I use a folder or a binder to hide my phone.”

-Ben Wright, freshman “There’s two ways to get away with texting in class: either find the teacher’s blind spot and text under the desk while making eye contact or just don’t care and do it even if they don’t like it.”

-Joseph Landing, freshman “I just blatantly do it; this isn’t high school anymore!”

-Caitlin White-Parsons, junior

FAILING TO EVEN FAKE AN INTEREST “My biggest pet peeve is when students don’t take their classes seriously. Just because you are in a class that is required to graduate and is outside of your major does not mean you cannot take it seriously,” said Spanish professor Maidelin Hernandez. “It’s horrible to see students not care about their classes and not come prepared.” There’s a first time for everything, so giving all of your classes an equal shot could introduce you to a new passion that you hadn’t discovered before taking that random course. If you’re still not sold, do it for your GPA. We all know it’s easier to do well in a course if you put in more than minimal effort.

Use these classes as a way to prepare yourself for the busy work you’ll be doing at your first job out of college (because trust us, there will be busy work).

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The unbearably cold (read: moderately chilly) winter weather of Miami is over and we can finally wash and fold away our single sweater to enjoy the crisp 80-degree temperatures and vast forecast of activities presented to us. Miami’s cosmopolitan culture means we can talk with educated and creative authors, artists and celebrities on the reg.

April is national poetry month, and poet Scott Cunningham wants Miamians to take some time to celebrate the art of words.

“Our focus is working hand in hand with local people to create a month in which anything is possible,” he said in an interview with the Miami New Times. Look out for various advertisements this April – riddles in the sky, haikus on Ferraris and poems on city buses are just some of Cunningham and his team’s ideas.

See? Miami is more than just hot temperatures and hotter people.

“My family and I get pretty bored lying in the sun. That’s what I like about Miami; you can lie out but also find some amazing food and wine festival or art gallery,” said sophomore Madison Roehrig, a public relations student.

“This year, my mom and I stood in line for two hours to get Lisa Vanderpump to sign a bottle of sangria for us! In March, we love to go to [Wynwood] Art Walk.”

Art Walk occurs on the second Saturday of every month in Wynwood. Around 20 galleries open to the public and people walking through the painted murals of downtown Miami are welcome to explore.

Gourmet food trucks line the streets, and people often take a break to visit the boutiques and pop-up fashion vendors, too.

Senior Maggie Droushiotis loves everything fashion, art and music related.

“I just got back from this festival called Ocho. It’s the biggest festival in the nation,

which I didn’t know until I got there. It wasn’t really my scene, but I liked that I could explore a new perspective and celebrate the eclectic nature of Miami.” Droushiotis and her friends often attend grand openings around Miami.

“The Edition Hotel is always fun for a chill night. It has a great atmosphere and The Matador Room restaurant is known for its avocado pizza,” said Droushiotis.

“MY FAMILY AND I GET PRETTY BORED LYING IN THE SUN...”

Sophomore Alex Carlins reminds us of a time we won’t soon forget: Miami Music Week.

“Students are always most looking forward to Ultra, but I like spending time finding out what else to do during Music Week. Last year, I went to a shopping event hosted by Alchemist in Lincoln Road’s parking garage. This year, Paris Hilton was at Cavalli to kick off the week.

Please, no one make fun of her until they see her up there, because she rocks,” Carlins said.

“Art, music and fashion always meet at this phenomenal middle ground in Miami,” Roehrig said. This is true of F.A.M. (Fashion + Art + Music) Night, which happens on the first Saturday of every month in Coconut Grove from 7-10 p.m. Galleries are open to the public, trunk shows are open in boutiques, food stands take over and live music often spurs spontaneous dance parties in the streets.

SUMMER READS Girl on the Train “Kind of like Gone Girl,” said Madison Roehrig. This psychological thriller keeps readers engaged with the story of Rachel, a girl who alerts the police of something shocking she sees on her daily train commute. Rachel becomes tangled in the case and wonders if she should have just let her sights pass by.

Patron Saint of Liars Rose Clinton arrives at a home in Kentucky for pregnant, unwed women. Unlike other residents, she had a husband who she deserted and is left questioning whether she should give her baby up. She stays at the home as a cook, and the reader is brought through a tumultuous triangle involving Rose, her rebellious daughter and her devoted husband.

The Rosie Project A light romantic comedy in which Don Tillman, a typical genius (brilliant but not socially equipped), designs a scientific search for his perfect wife he calls “The Wife Project.” He finds Rosie, who is on a hunt for her biological father and, other than her quirky spontaneity, is everything Don is looking for. Essentially, he learns in the least cheesy way that love cannot be created, only discovered.

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is significantly lower, as is the risk of physical exertion – unless knowing the lead scorer for the 2006 Heat Championship team will send you jumping off your barstool.

“ANYONE CAN PARTICIPATE AND HAVE FUN, WHETHER YOU’RE ACTIVELY TRYING TO WIN OR NOT.”

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It might as well be the riddle of the sphinx. How do you get college students to spend their free time and spare money – neither of which this particular demographic is known for – at your restaurant or bar? The answer is trivia (So, you could say the answer is questions).

If you’ve never been to a local trivia night, we’re not surprised if you don’t understand the appeal. How the hell am I supposed to know anything about trivia if all I’ve done for the last week is study and watch Netflix? Is it okay if I don’t know any of the questions? Do I really need a drink (or three) at 7 p.m. on a school night? We all know the answer to that last one.

The States didn’t really pick up on this UK trend until the breakout success of Trivial Pursuit, the board game of the ‘80s.

At the moment, it’s experiencing a surge of popularity among millennials. Unlike flip cup or karaoke, the risk of embarrassment in trivia

“I think the accessibility is something people really enjoy about it,” senior Susie Mayer said. “Anyone can participate and have fun, whether you’re actively trying to win or not.”

No topic is too outlandish or unfair, with a higher concentration of obscure and challenging questions being asked as the evening goes on.

Trivia Tuesdays #AtTheRat feature perhaps the most eclectic topics, ranging from Larry Bird’s record to Lebanon’s independence from France.

Buffalo Wild Wings at Sunset Place and Duffy’s Sports Grill in Coconut Grove focus more on sports history and athletes.

Every venue has its own atmosphere and feel – some with Nintendo-looking devices to choose your answers and others that keep a retro feel with stubby little pencils and scraps of paper.

A few of the servers and bar managers at these establishments said that the real value of trivia nights comes from developing customer loyalty and habit. Groups or individual customers who come for trivia nights are more likely to stop by on other nights of the week – an effective strategy for any business.

“Oftentimes, the same teams show up week after week,” one of the bartenders at Brother Jimmy’s said. “We like getting to know the customers. I don’t think it really brings in as much money as people might think, but I prefer the low traffic nights with good customers who aren’t rushing.”

Getting on the trivia train is like entering a world where those song lyrics and random facts about the cast of Entourage that typically clog your brain are not just useful, but potentially valuable.

•A merican Social Brickell (Mondays, 8:30 p.m.)

• Barracuda Bar & Grill (Tuesdays, 7:30 p.m.)

• Brewskis South Miami (Wednesdays, 9:30 p.m.)

• Buffalo Wild Wings Sunset Place (Thursdays, 8 p.m.)

• Elwood’s Gastropub (Second and fourth Tuesday of every month, 8 p.m.)

• Fado’s Irish Pub (Tuesdays, 8 p.m.)

• John Martin’s Irish Pub (Wednesdays, 8 p.m.)

• Sandbar Sports Grill (Fridays, 10 p.m.)

• Taurus (Tuesdays, 8:30 p.m.)

• World of Beer (Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m.)

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TOP CHOICE Trivia Tuesdays #AtTheRat Sure, it’s not as glamorous as some of the others on this list, but wouldn’t upscale trivia be kind of an oxymoron? When push comes to shove, there’s no better place to meet up with friends and unwind, and you don’t even have to leave campus. One of the few spots where minors can participate along with the old folk (yes, once you’re 21, you’re pretty old around here), the Rat is close, it’s cheap and everyone knows where it is. You can even win a gift card to cover the next few pitchers. From 6-8 p.m., check out what has become a highlight of the busy school week for many students.

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The word “summer” evokes images of the beach, cold drinks and endless days of carefree fun. However, for some students, summer looks a lot more like the school year.

With a multitude of classes offered at UM over the summer, many students are choosing books over beaches.

Summer classes might sound like a chore after two straight semesters of exams, seat-searching at Richter and projects that your group conveniently “forgot” about, but students say there are many benefits.

“I wanted to graduate in four years with two majors and a minor,” junior Juan Pablo Baez said. “I am glad I took them.”

Not only is summer school a great way for students to take extra courses and graduate on time, but it can also help students graduate early, allowing them to enter the workforce or graduate school at a younger age.

Summer classes also help get those annoying “gen ed” courses out of the way, leaving more space in your school year to take electives that actually apply to your major.

Carol Wilson, assistant dean of pre-collegiate and collegiate studies, also said that a lot of students use summer as a time to take up an independent study. In addition, the summer classes are typically smaller because the enrollment of undergrads in summer classes is roughly just under 6,000.

Of course, there are some downsides to summer school – and they’re not just having to study in June or missing those ever-popular music festivals. Although hundreds of classes are offered at UM during the summer, there are still much fewer choices because there are fewer students to fill the classes and fewer professors to teach them. This can make it harder to find 14

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an interesting class, since there may only be one or two electives available.

One student, who asked to remain anonymous, was very unsatisfied with their experience with the summer school program here at UM. “The drop period came up too soon, the class material was too condensed and I didn’t have any choice of a professor.”

Also, many students use summer as a time to either make some extra money or gain real-world experience at a job or internship. It can be difficult to manage summer classes along with a job or internship and can turn summer break into a hectic few months that resembles anything but a vacation.

A lot of us tend to forget that summer break is a concept that mostly applies to students; most professionals get a weeklong break at a time. If you look at it that way, summer classes could be a transition to this inevitable lifestyle people call “the real world.”

“I WANTED TO GRADUATE IN FOUR YEARS WITH TWO MAJORS AND A MINOR.” Most students also don’t realize that summer classes have a much faster pace than a semester-long class. Summer terms are short, yet they cover the same amount of material as a regular semester class.

“A week into it, and I was already failing.

I would have lost my housing after dropping, leaving me homeless. I failed the class. I felt robbed of time and money,” said another student who also wished to remain anonymous.

The summer class experience largely depends on the student’s financial and academic situation. As Wilson explains, “What might be easy for one student could be very challenging for another.” Just remember to enroll for the right reasons, and if you need the break, take it!

No matter what you’re into, soak up everything the city has to offer this summer.

Art

The Perez Art Museum and the Museum of Contemporary Art (affectionately known as MOCA) are cool to check out if you’re feeling creative. For a great art gallery experience, check out Art Walk, which takes place on the second Saturday of each month in Wynwood. The Perez Art Museum is also free the first Thursday and second Saturday of every month.

Wildlife

Miami Seaquarium has marine animals such as sea turtles and manatees. If you need a break from the, head to Jungle Island, a tropical paradise in the middle of Miami.

Fashion Week

The Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim showcases both upcoming and established designers and their unique runway collections. Four days of nonstop music, parties and fashion – what could be better?

This course takes a comprehensive look at User Experience research methods and how they are incorporated into the product development lifecycle.

Students will conduct a wide range of research methods including ethnography, questionnaires, online studies, and usability testing.

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magine a man’s back covered in vibrant colors ranging from orange to blue, green, yellow and red, filling the areas enclosed by black lines that shape a koi fish almost the size of an infant. Now imagine that koi fish jumping out of turquoise water, creating a splash around it, which then leads to a cherry blossom tree and more Japanese art. Not a single spot on Juan Fuente’s back has gone untouched by a professional tattoo artist.“My body is my canvas,” said Fuentes, a vintage furniture gallery owner in Wynwood.

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Initially perceived as a symbol of marginality, tattoos have transitioned into a socially acceptable form of self-expression for millennials. While they may be admired in the streets, what do employers have to say about them in the workplace?

The first documented professional tattoo artist in the U.S. was Martin Hildebrandt, who tattooed soldiers on both sides of the American Civil War. More than 150 years later, Mattel, an American toy manufacturing company, released a tattooed Barbie. Somewhere in between, tattoos have become a part of mainstream fashion. Nowadays, in some local spots like Miami Beach and Wynwood, tattoos could even be considered de rigueur.

“My coworkers make fun of me for having gotten hired without tattoos,” said Alexis Prizzi, a bartender at Wood Tavern.

Wood Tavern was one of the first bars established in the Wynwood Arts District, a hot spot for hipsters. Wood Tavern is one of many places with tattooed staff... and they are proud of it. Just ask the general manager, Jesse Nogi – he’s covered in them, too.

Radio Bar, Bodega, Treehouse, Broken Shaker, Gramps, Gigi’s, Bardot, Electric Pickle and Wynwood Kitchen & Bar are just a few of the many establishments that welcome tattooed employees as part of their image.

Restaurants aren’t the only businesses opening their doors to tattooed employees.

“Industries such as engineering, IT, marine science, etc. are likely more open to different looks, including tattoos,” said Samantha Haimes, associate director at the University of Miami Toppel Career Center.

“Tattoos are prominent in everyday culture, and it’s no different with today’s leading entrepreneurs in Miami,” said Willie Avendano, a hacker-in-residence at The Lab Miami, a creative campus for innovators and entrepreneurs. “Today’s young entrepreneurs tend to wear everything on their sleeves, figuratively and literally, and everyone is praised for expressing themselves because it’s a representation of their personal brand.”

Although tattoos have been growing in popularity for the past five decades, it wasn’t until recently that employees could flash them more freely at work.

“Part of our team member handbook guidelines for uniform standards was that tattoos were not allowed to be shown at all,” said Valentina Triana, manager at Yard House in Merrick Park. “But about two years ago, they made it okay for tattoos to be displayed, as long as the tattoos were not crazy offensive or anything like that.” Triana was told this change was due to acceptance of self-expression and the overwhelmingly positive feedback from team members.

While it seems like most places are becoming pretty open to ink, there are still some careers in which tattoos are best kept hidden.

“You should consider avoiding areas like hands, face and neck, and take into consideration what images you’re tattooing, because people tend to be more trusted if they

“TATTOOS ARE PROMINENT IN EVERYDAY CULTURE...” have a professional, clean-cut appearance in the real estate industry,” said Christopher Sanchez, CEO of 50/50, a property investment and management company, who has a yellow koi fish tattooed on his shoulder.

With evolving trends and tattoo removal technology, tattoos hardly spark as much surprise as they used to.

“I’ve always felt tattoos are a form of selfexpression,” said sophomore Anna De Gobbi.

“The constant conflict that I have is keeping them small and fairly out of sight. I’ve always believed that tattoos that are too visible can make or break a job interview.”

All in all, self-expression is a widely embraced concept within younger generations.

But while older generations are still the ones calling the shots, you might want to start small, at least for now.

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make up. You can purchase concealer that matches your skin tone to cover your tattoo up and apply your shade of foundation over it to get a more concealed result. If you happen to have gotten it in a

spot that’s easy to cover, then you can find many clothing items that will get the job done. Otherwise, try getting creative with accessories and consider using a bandana around your arm or a bangle.

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HIPSTER SOUL HIGHWAISTED SHORTS, TORTOISE SHELL SUNGLASSES & CROP TOP

They’re everywhere. They’re twirling their mustaches, wearing pseudo-vintage flannel shirts and drinking craft beers. We know ‘em when we see ‘em – the hipsters.

The hipster movement began in America with similar viewpoints as the hippies and the beatniks of generations past. Like their predecessors, this group is seen as a lazy conglomerate of individuals who are against whatever is considered “mainstream.” They’re often characterized by their casual, cool sense of dress and “I don’t care” attitudes, but is this really what being a hipster is all about? Take a look at where these individualists came from and what they have to offer – you might be pleasantly surprised.

The word hipster was originally derived from the word “hip,” signifying coolness or trendiness, but according to National Public Radio, its exact origins are unknown. We do know that the word became more popular in the 1930s and 40s, when white Americans started venturing into the African-American jazz clubs and nightclubs (especially in Harlem, New York) to embrace different genres of music and dance. Many consider this the true beginning of the hipster movement.

Senior Austin Sedaghatpour recalls the first time he was ever called a hipster.

“We were reading “The Great Gatsby” in my sophomore year of high school. My teacher was looking for an example of how to compare the dress styles and he basically said ‘like Austin. Austin is a hipster.’ I was just wearing sweaters with jackets.”

Miami is no exception to the hipster culture. For example, the now-popular art and

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design district of Wynwood was once a known area for working class Puerto Rican immigrants. Now, your weekend isn’t complete until you double tap one of your friend’s #adorable Instas at the Wynwood Walls. Wynwood’s evolution from a small business hub into a unique, dynamic art and food mecca has shown just how impactful hipsters have been by taking us a little bit outside of our shells.

“I THINK OF PEOPLE THAT USE TYPEWRITERS IN THE PARK INSTEAD OF LAPTOPS.” “The first thing that I think of when I think of hipsters is Williamsburg,” said Josh Diem, a professor in the School of Education. “I think of people using typewriters in the park instead of a laptop, over-explaining restaurant menus and white people in their 20s and 30s. In many ways, I think of the word being used in a more pejorative way nowadays. Like, especially hipsters don’t want to be called hipsters.”

All in all, an article in a magazine can’t define a hipster. That’s the whole point. Hipsters thrive on being undefined, free spirits who can’t be pinned down as one thing or another.

Just like anyone else, they’re different, and we’re cool with it. Do you, hipsters. Do you.

If you want to take a walk on the wild side, throw on your grungiest flannel and check out some of these trendy places all around Miami.

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Is there any pairing better than burgers and craft beer? Kush is the recipient of Miami’s Best Burger award in 2014 by the Miami New Times. Pro tip: If you want to try something memorable, go for the Johnny Utah. It’s a burger topped with cheddar, tomato, lettuce, diced onions and pastrami.

The Broken Shaker

2727 Indian Creek Drive, Miami Beach, Fla. 33140

Lauded as one of the best bars in Miami, The Broken Shaker has it all: amazing food, delicious drinks and a friendly crowd. Pro tip: Coffee lovers, try the Shaker Colada Cafecito. Can you think of a better way to consume the two best drinks? We didn’t think so.

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3425 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, Fla. 33137

A chill hangout spot with scattered fridges filled with chilled cheese and wine up for the taking (yes, you still have to pay for it). Put us down as a hard yes. It has the feeling of your friend’s backyard and is decorated with various styles of patio furniture. Pro tip: This place fills up fast, so make sure to get there early to post up at a table.

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We know there are many internship opportunities out there. Nowadays, you can basically get an internship anywhere, but one of the hardest parts of finding an internship is finding one that’s “interesting.” Of course, we recognize that “interesting” is relative to each person, but we interviewed some students on interesting internships that they’ve had that may catch your eye.

Senior Kenthia Farmer had an internship with Google during the summer of 2014 as an associate account strategist for small and medium businesses. According to Farmer, the experience was exciting because she worked at the forefront of what generated company revenue. Interacting with smaller advertisers and businesses run by entrepreneurs made it feel like she was a part of the team and not just a coffee runner.

“. . .BEING HERSELF WAS ENOUGH TO FIT INTO THE UNIQUENESS OF GOOGLE.” Plus, she didn’t have to fit into any sort of mold; being herself was enough to fit into the uniqueness of Google.

“Everyone that works there is a unique individual, and that is something that can’t be duplicated. The characteristics that made me ‘Googley,’ as we like to call it, were my amiability, bubbly disposition, team-player attitude, hard-working ethic and uniqueness.”

Without hesitation, Farmer said she would recommend the internship to anyone interested in the company. However, she warned not to take the job just for the Google name, and this advice applies to all internships.

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she said. “Don’t chase an opportunity that doesn’t align with your skills and interests.”

Farmer says that if you’re passionate about the company itself and admire its mission, go for it.

Senior Julie Earl is interning for IMG’s Miami Open Tennis as the player services and travel coordinator, and she says that her job is just as rewarding.

“I’ve learned so much,” Earl said. “There is so much that goes into putting on a large event like the Miami Open, and it’s been really great to be a part of a company that really values teamwork and has a passion for making the Open the best it can be.”

Earl would also highly recommend her internship, but since the Open is in the spring, she suggests applying sometime between late October and early November.

However, as college students, our longterm dream is to get a job that we love. For senior Phalandë Jean, that ultimate goal has become a reality.

As a retail stylist at Nordstrom, Jean works directly with customers to tailor their wardrobe from head to toe. Because pay is based on commission, employees only get as much out as they put in.

“In a way, you are your own business,” Jean said.

Jean found the job by using “old, reliable Google.” The first link she found sent her to the Nordstrom careers page, where she could search through a myriad of new job openings.

Applying is straightforward, Jean explained, and within three days, she received a follow-up call for an interview. Later that same week, she was officially hired.

Jean says her job is more than just assisting shoppers with a transaction.

“It’s therapy, an escape, an adventure,” she explained. “I love taking my customers on that journey!”

She highly recommends the job to those who are interested in getting involved in fashion, business or a fast-paced environment.

“Don’t be afraid if you are not confident

in your social skills,” Jean said. “This job will challenge you to push past that and grow in your interpersonal skills.”

“Don’t be scared of making mistakes,” she added. “We are humans, and any job is a learning experience.”

Whether you’re looking at internships or pursuing jobs, it’s important to remember that you define your own experience. It can be a scary thing jumping into the real world, but just dive in, and keep it interesting.

RESUME TIPS: Raising your resume above the rest can be difficult when there is so much competition. Here are a few tips that may help you to stand out: Personalize each resume to the job you’re applying to.

You may have to change or switch out work experiences, skills, volunteer opportunities, etc.

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Don’t overfill it. It’s better to have one experience that was extremely meaningful than to have five with nothing substantial to show.

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Put a logo on it.

Make – or ask a graphic designer to make – a logo that you feel visually represents your brand.

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“What are you doing after college?” It’s the most dreaded question any undergraduate faces. Most of us don’t even know what we’re having for lunch, let alone what we’re doing for the rest of our lives.

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We all enter college with the dream of being successful. Although everyone’s definition of success is different, many students share the same struggle of staying up late, waking up early and drinking an exorbitant amount of coffee, all of which eventually send our bodies spiraling into a stressful abyss. Success is often defined as finding a good job, making a lot of money, living in a beautiful home and owning whatever our hearts desire. For some, this definition is all well and good, but for others, that’s not what life is all about.

When junior Daniel Rojas was asked to define success, he said, “Putting your heart into whatever you are doing, no matter how big or small, and when you achieve it to the standards you hold yourself to, then you are successful.” Don’t get us wrong, transitioning from college to the real world is scary. We are right there biting our nails with you, but with some tenacity and reconsideration of the word success, this dreaded rite of passage can become an exciting, lifelong adventure.

One of the biggest fears of change is the unknown. No matter what we do, no matter how much planning and precaution we take, we can never be sure where we will end up five years from now.

“I try to not focus too heavily on things I will be doing in the years approaching, such as attending grad school,” said Connor Abramowicz, who is graduating in May. “It’s

not easy, and honestly, it’s all I can think about, but I want to have my main focus on finishing strong and seeing my parents.”

Esther Lamarre, assistant director for graduate students and alumni career programs at Toppel Career Center, provided a way to prepare for this major life change.

“The number one thing is being flexible.

It’s important that graduating seniors recognize that things aren’t always going to go the way you planned. Be open to opportunities; don’t get consumed in one idea. There are multiple paths that lead to good a future,” Lamarre said.

It’s easy to get caught up in the fantasy that one dream job will lead to a lifelong, worry-free career. But life isn’t that simple.

“THINGS AREN’T ALWAYS GOING TO GO THE WAY YOU PLANNED.” “Once you are beyond these four walls, relationships are important, and while you’re here, you should try to build meaningful connections,” Lamarre said. “Once you’ve done that, the only thing left to do is to take the opportunity to relax, inhale and exhale.”

We live in a beautiful place; we have palm trees around us and the sun is always shining (when it’s not raining). The future is still in the future, so stop worrying so much.

Despite popular belief, entering adulthood doesn’t have to lead to a total breakdown. With these simple steps, you can enter the real world stress free.

1 Adjust your habits: There’s nothing worse than facing rush hour with a hangover, and dealing with it during the workday is not a recipe for success. As much as you love Grove Thursdays and Mokai Mondays, there’s nothing wrong with learning how to relax during the week.

2 Find some type of exercise you enjoy: Whether it’s running or karate, find a workout you enjoy doing. Having a full-time job makes it harder to find time to work out, but you’ll be more likely to do it if it’s something you love.

3 Don’t take college broke to actual broke: Go online and learn a thing or two about money, and then make sure you leave within your means by drafting a budget. Don’t forget to set up a savings account where you can deposit 20 percent of your monthly income – you never know when you might need it.

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Caffeine wakes you up, keeps you focused and pulls you through the day. It’s great, but is that cup of coffee too good to be true?

Whether it’s starting that research paper you’ve put off for three weeks, getting a boost of energy before starting a workout or reducing your hangover before an 8 a.m. lecture, we all race to that one powerful elixir: caffeine. Energy drinks, teas, coffees and sodas all provide the central nervous system stimulant we crave to relieve our drowsiness or increase our energy.

Caffeine is the world’s most widely consumed psychoactive drug, mainly because most of them are regulated or illegal. A whopping 90 percent of adults in the U.S. consume caffeine every single day, and while caffeine helps us in numerous ways by increasing our alertness, concentration, energy and clear-headedness, we must wonder whether caffeine is truly our friend in the long run.

In a nutshell, caffeine is good in moderation, just like anything else. For example, drinking three to five cups of coffee a day may lower one’s risk of developing cardiovascular diseases, like stroke and coronary artery disease. However, more than five cups a day can potentially cause other health issues. Overall, if it’s not abused, caffeine isn’t the enemy. Proven to make a faster and clearer flow of thought, increase wakefulness, help with body coordination and increase focus, caffeine’s benefits are definitely worth mentioning. Also, particularly with athletes, caffeine helps improve endurance and team sports performance. With moderate doses, it’s been shown to reduce symptoms of depression and lower risk of suicide. Also, experimental models have shown that caffeine intake does not cause drug addiction, which is a popular misconception. Yes, there are withdrawal symptoms from caffeine intake, including headaches, irritability and joint and stomach pain, to name a few; however, these symptoms only last a few days and don’t cause severe withdrawals like other drugs.

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the eighth hour, 75 percent of it is gone, so a cup of morning joe most likely won’t affect sleeping abilities at night. Not surprisingly, caffeine consumption later in the day may be an issue, but this depends on the individual’s metabolism and caffeine intake frequency.

People who are more sensitive to caffeine may experience insomnia, nervousness and other side effects; others can drink a cup of coffee and go straight to sleep.

Another misconception about caffeine is its ability to cure hangovers. People think caffeine helps sober you up, when in reality, your judgment and reaction times are still impaired.

In fact, a study by Wake Forest University’s School of Medicine revealed that college students who drink both alcohol and caffeine are actually more likely to have car accidents. But while it might not sober you up, caffeine helps lower the pain of a hangover by increasing the effectiveness of medications that treat headaches.

“CAFFEINE ENTERS THE BODY JUST AS QUICKLY AS IT LEAVES.” The list of myths goes on, from caffeine causing stunted growth to more serious allegations like the belief that the drug is a carcinogen. Rest easy, caffeinated ’Canes, because there may actually be evidence that caffeine helps prevent cancer (like we needed any more reason to spend all of our money at Starbucks). Studies show it may also reduce the risk of Parkinson’s disease, liver disease, colorectal cancer, type 2 diabetes and dementia. However, once again, this applies to drinking coffee moderately. High levels of caffeine increase dehydration, jitteriness and heart rate and can cause withdrawal symptoms in extreme cases. In the long term, high caffeine intake can even increase one’s risk for bladder cancer and anxiety disorders.

Caffeine helps us achieve our goals by increasing our alertness and concentration – placebo or not, we’re on top of the world after a five dollar cup of steaming deliciousness.

Drinking two to four cups of coffee daily is considered regular and safe; it’s when we find ourselves drinking a pot a day that complications can arise. Caffeine is our friend, but if we go overboard, just like anything else, it may become our foe.

FIND YOUR FIX Good coffee can sometimes be illusive, especially when you want to avoid the #basic crowd at Starbucks. Here are a few hidden gems in Miami.

Eternity Coffee Roasters 117 SE Second Ave., Miami, Fla. 33131

Eternity Coffee is not your cookie-cutter coffee shop.

Instead of the typical drip coffee, they specialize in “pour over,” a method that has recently become popular among coffee snobs.

Threefold Café 141 Giralda Ave., Coral Gables, Fla. 33134

Threefold Café not only serves Panther coffee, but it also has amazing food made from locally sourced ingredients. Try their NotSo-French Toast with a cup of coffee – arguably the best way to start your day.

Verde

1103 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, Fla. 33132

Located in the Perez Art Museum, Verde is the best place for Bayfront views and La Colombe coffee. Set yourself up for an awesome day by grabbing a cup of coffee, eating a delicious brunch and seeing some awesome art.

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The topic of LGBT gets hotter every year as more and more students open up about their orientations and opinions.

The University of Miami is a growing institution with a very eclectic community, but in the generations before us, LGBT students didn’t always have a comfortable spot in society. As LGBT students come to the U for their studies, the university must find ways to accommodate their unique needs without stigmatizing them.

Brenna Munro, associate professor and director of graduate studies, teaches LGBT studies during the summer semesters.

“Historically, the university hasn’t done anything for transgender students except for providing the gender studies program that focuses on transgender issues,” Munro said.

A year ago, a task force was created to gauge the LGBT friendliness on UM’s campus.

Based on the poor evaluation from Campus Pride Index, UM was given recommendations on how to improve.

The results led to the implementation of committees to make the necessary changes in the upcoming year. One element under discussion is the manner in which transitioning students change their identification information. They need to change their names in the administration system along with their Cane Cards and transcripts. UM administrators could learn from the University of Vermont, which allows transgender students to request an ID card with a name other than their given one if they are in the process of legally changing it.

Developing gender-neutral housing or LGBT dorms would also help with the accommodation of transgender students. The style of the dorms could vary. The suites may be individual, flow throughout specific floors or be in a separate building entirely, depending on what makes students most comfortable. The option of choosing to live with transgender students is also being considered.

On March 4, the Florida House Civil Justice Subcommittee passed the Single Sex Public Facilities Bill, which criminalizes transgender people for using sex-segregated facilities such as bathrooms, locker rooms or dressing rooms that go against their natural born sex. At other colleges, like Florida International University, gender-neutral

bathrooms are available for students, similar to a family bathroom that you might see in a mall or retail store.

Sophomore Christian Juarez says he thinks the bill is “disgusting.”

“It clearly discriminates [against] an entire group of people for being who they are,” Juarez added.

Although the movement toward equality may seem minute or sluggish, UM students are outspoken about the issues.

“People, especially those of our generation, like the idea of people feeling safe and secure. I don’t think there are many students at UM that like to see their peers uncomfortable,” sophomore Benjamin Granzow said.

“HISTORICALLY, THE UNIVERSITY HASN’T DONE ANYTHING FOR TRANSGENDER STUDENTS. . .”

Apart from the LGBT-oriented association UPride, other student groups have been supportive of the upcoming transgender accommodations.

“A lot of groups are aiding this because they have members that are directly affected or just know it is the right thing to do. You’re human and you should care,” Granzow said.

Change is coming, and as students, as friends, we should want to make this university as comfortable as possible for all fellow Canes.

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Healthcare needs for transgender students Gender-neutral housing Gender-neutral bathrooms Private changing rooms A blank space on forms for students to fill in their gender A free replacement student ID for a genderappropriate picture

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Summer is for chillin’, and what’s a better way to relax than hanging out at the pool?

Whether you’re rocking tropical swimwear or going for a more refined look, we know you’ll look hotter than the Miami sun.

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On Alejandra: Swimsuit, Victoria’s Secret, model’s own.

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On Christophe: shirt, OFY; Ray Bans, stylist’s own.

On Christophe: EXPRESS shirt, model’s own; Ray Bans, stylist’s own.

On Kenya: Patterned dress, Blush Boutique; mint vans, model’s own.

On Christophe: EXPRESS shirt, model’s own; EXPRESS pants, stylist’s own; Ray Bans, stylist’s own.

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On Luke: Floral print shirt, OFY; Ray Bans, stylist’s own.

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On Pascal: Palm tree blazer, Scotch & Soda; Levi’s pants, stylist’s own; white v-neck, OFY; Ray Bans, stylist’s own.

On Luke: Coral swimsuit, OFY; Ray Bans, stylist’s own.

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On Alejandra (left): Palm tree crop top, American Apparel; denim Bermuda shorts, Blush Boutique; black swimsuit bottoms, Victoria’s Secret; Ray Bans, stylist’s own.

On Christophe (right): Orlebar Brown T-shirt, OFY; white pants, EXPRESS, model’s own; ILLEVESTA sunglasses, stylist’s own.

On Kenya: White dress, Blush Boutique; blue pumps, Guissepe Zanotti, stylist’s own.

On Christophe: Blue shirt, EXPRESS, model’s own; pink pants, EXPRESS, model’s own.

On Luke: OFY shirt, stylist’s own; Ray Bans, model’s own.

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On Ryan (left): Scotch & soda tropical shirt, OFY; swim trunks, OFY. On Alejandra (center): Palm tree crop top, American Apparel; denim Bermuda shorts, Blush Boutique; black swimsuit bottoms, Victoria’s Secret; Ray Bans, stylist’s own; white tennis shoes, Nike, model’s own.

On Christophe (right): Orlebar Brown T-shirt, OFY; white pants, EXPRESS, model’s own.

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On Valeria: Swimsuit, Victoria’s Secret, model’s own; snapback, OFY. On Luke: Swim trunks, OFY

On Luke: Swim trunks, OFY; Marc

by Marc Jacobs polo, OFY; Ray Bans, stylist’s own.

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CONTEMPORARY C A S U A L AT T I R E words_shivani aluru. photo_emily robbins. design_claudia fernandes.

Half the battle of fitting into an office is looking like you belong there. Typically, there’s little room for experimentation in office wear, and depending on both geography and the industry, there are pre-defined uniforms and dress codes to follow. However, whether you’re gearing up to enter the world of San Francisco’s techies or NYC’s “Wolves of Wall Street,” there are still several ways to dress to code without giving up your personal style.

Suit Vest + Slacks + Dress Shirt A vest is an easy way to add interest and dress up any outfit. It’s a traditional piece that can be worn in a variety of trendy ways for a look that’s modern and fresh while still being perfectly work appropriate. To avoid the risk of your vest making you look like a stuffy, all work, no play newbie, you can still rock this look by keeping patterns and textures on-trend and clean.

Cords + Oxford + Cardigan Cardigans are no longer just your grandpa’s feeble attempt to stay warm – wearing one to the office will make you look cool without looking sloppy. Update the silhouette by picking a cardigan that fits closer to the body, and dress it up with a tweed tie.

Suit Pants + Light Weight Sweater + Skinny Tie Separating a suit is simple in theory, but the execution usually leaves a lot to be desired.

Keep this rig sharp by picking a tightly knit, thin sweater that can actually be tucked into your pants without creating lumps or rolls, and anchor it all down with a cool tie that says, “I’m younger, smarter and probably going to have your job soon.”

Jeans + Button Down + Knit Tie Bringing denim into the office means picking a pair of jeans that means business. Stick to darker washes, straighter and slimmer fits and avoid distressed and blinged-out details at all costs. The more conservative, clean looking and generally inoffensive the pants, the better – and don’t forget to tuck your shirt in.

Chinos + T-Shirt + Sport Coat The key to wearing casual basics in the workplace is elevating them. Ditch the eight-pack T-shirts from Target and spring for a cotton jersey knit that makes you feel expensive and makes you look like a responsible adult (that is the goal, isn’t it?).

1,2,3 Style It’s hard to trust a guy with any task when it looks like he can’t even dress himself. For more guidance, hit up these menswear heavy-hitters for thoughts on everything from loafers in the office to the quintessential charcoal suit.

Well Spent (well-spent.com) Run by Brad Bennet and a crew of impeccably-styled men, this sleek blog will give you all the suggestions you need to build a wardrobe of solid workable basics with personality.

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Style Girlfriend (stylegirlfriend. com) Scrolling through Megan Collins’ recommendations on everything from track shorts to bespoke wingtips may seem overwhelming, but her neatly organized site helps you find the fashion advice you need fast.

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The man bun. It’s not only prevalent in Hollywood, but it’s also a hot topic here at UM. Even Buzzfeed is covering the famous ‘do with posts ranging from a countdown of the sexiest #ManBunMonday Instas to quizzes on which celebrity man bun you are. The hairstyle even has its own name, affectionately being referred to as the “mun” nowadays. If you’re wondering why a dude rocking a bun is such a big deal, you’ve obviously never seen one.

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After much debate about whether this recent surge in man hair perfection is supposed to be a fashion statement or a plot to pick up girls, it has come to Distraction’s attention that the mun might actually just be about convenience. We’ll let you decide.

Senior Justin Cochran started wearing the man bun pretty recently.

“When I was in middle school and through freshman year, I had long hair,” he said. “It was even longer than it is now, but the texture was different, and I wore it down all the time. Growing it back out though, I cannot stand to have my hair in my face, so I tie it back.” Despite all the love it’s getting, Cochran’s man bun isn’t here to stay. “My ultimate goal is to grow [dread]locks,” he said.

For those of you who don’t know, the man bun is a bun (obviously), worn by males usually aged anywhere from late teens to 30s.

Many “muns” look similar to the messy topknots that college girls are always made fun of for rocking, but they can also be lower down at the nape of the neck. Either way, they’re almost always artfully mussed, whether intentionally or by beautiful accident. Those with a more stylized version of the mun shave every part of their head but the top, creating a more dramatic look. In other words, it’s just a bun that guys with long hair wear.

Despite its relatively recent prevalence on campus, the style has been around for years.

Apparently, the mun is more than a decade old. According to Buzzfeed, David Beckham started the contemporary trend back in 2003.

Then, when beards started to become more popular a few years ago, scruff became the new sleek, and man buns came out to play on celebrities including Jake Gyllenhaal, Chris Hemsworth and Leonardo DiCaprio.

Although they may be trends for those A-listers, for Cochran, it just makes his life a bit simpler.

“I like that it makes my hair easier to manage, keeps it out of my face and it is a new style I never tried before.”

New style or not, ladies love the man bun, and it seems that this is just an added plus for the guys who rock ‘em. When asked if it’s made girls more attracted to him, Cochran replied, “I have no clue. I’m pretty oblivious to those sorts of things, so I don’t know if the ladies actually like it or not.

When people compliment it, half the time they’re joking.”

Actually, they’re probably not. UM girls love the man bun.

Moustaches, Chinstraps & Beards Whether it’s groomed or wild, facial hair is often a man’s method of ~expressing himself~ by making a fashion statement... and the style just so happens to go perfectly with the mun. This seems to be an all-or-nothing trend; guys are sporting either full-on beards or close to no facial hair at all (RIP to the ruggedly sexy in-between chin scruff we know and love).

For guys who do choose to have facial hair, there’s a sort of unspoken battle over whose beard is the most impressive (or surprising, depending on how you feel about facial hair).

Nevertheless, whatever facial fur (or lack thereof) you choose to rock, just remember to do it with your own style.

“I think that guys look hot with man buns,” sophomore Kristi Brownlee said. “I like the fact that guys are embracing a hairstyle that would typically be considered a women’s style.

That’s what’s hot about it.”

“I do not know what it is, but it just makes guys look so good,” senior Annalyssa Laney said.

Senior Lana Chehabeddine thinks confidence is the key to this style.

“Ahh, man buns. They rock my world,” Chehabeddine said.

“A man who can pull off this up-do usually has a sense of confidence that is very

“WHEN PEOPLE COMPLIMENT IT, HALF THE TIME THEY’RE JOKING.” attractive. At first, it throws you off, but then it grabs your attention and leaves you feeling uplifted,” she said.

Even fellow gentlemen know the power of the mun.

“Most dudes who wear this man bun are liable to steal your girl if you’re not careful, so stay woke,” sophomore Xavier Hopkins said.

Men, we hope you’re still taking notes (or contemplating growing your own locks out to a bun-friendly length – or both).

Is the man bun here to stay? We’re not sure. Popular hairstyles are almost as fleeting as the Internet connection on campus, so for now, we suggest you enjoy it (and maybe even give it a shot yourself) while it lasts.

From celebs on TV to the hottie sitting next to you in the library, we know this trend will have us screaming “Oh my man bun!” for weeks to come.

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After a 14-year tenure, President Donna E. Shalala announced she would be stepping down at the end of the 2014-15 academic term.

From academics to campus life, Shalala’s impact on the University of Miami is immeasurable.

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Students constantly stop President Shalala when she walks around campus –which happens often– to ask her for a selfie. “Selfies with Shalala has become a big thing,” the president said. “I can’t get across campus without taking 20 selfies.”

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ut Shalala is more than just the president of the school. She is also the former Secretary of Health and Human Services under President Clinton and an overall fierce professional who boasts over 40 honorary degrees from institutions across the globe.

Students genuinely love President Shalala.

In September, when she announced she was ending her 14-year presidency at the end of the academic year, it was hard to walk across campus without hearing disappointment and sadness in conversations.

“She’s just an extremely personable individual,” said Alessandria San Roman, a senior and the outgoing president of Student Government. “She genuinely cares about student concerns, and she’s always the first one to address student concerns.”

Vice President for Student Affairs Patricia Whitely agrees.

“She cares about them. She builds community; she has so much energy,” Whitely said. “She’s not one of these ivory tower bureaucrats. She responds to you if you write her an email, she comes to meetings, she comes to university events and she has a formidable presence on the campus.”

After discovering the explosion of social media posts about her retirement, including students claiming to now have abandonment issues, Shalala couldn’t help but laugh.

“Maybe [it’s] because I’m all over the place all the time, cheerfully,” she said.

But we know it’s more than her happy disposition that the students love.

Since she began her presidency in 2001, Shalala accomplished the primary goal she had in mind: she led the school to a ranking among the top 50 universities and colleges in America. UM is now also ranked as one of the top research universities in the country.

“We jumped dramatically in the quality of the student body,” Shalala said. “Students that got scholarships 10 years ago can’t get in today.”

Shalala’s sense of determination is evident when she describes the steps she took to accomplish this jump.

“We simply got focused on recruiting stronger students,” Shalala said. “We recruited a new generation of faculty; we kept the very distinguished faculty we already had. We added

programs and flexibility to the curriculum. We did a very good job marketing, but we kept our diversity at the same time.”

Diversity was a big part of Shalala’s efforts. In fall 2013, enrollment at UM was 47 percent minority students.

“She’s embraced everyone that comes here,” Whitely said. “She’s always celebrated the great diversity that we have at the university.”

MORE THAN ACADEMICS Her accomplishments, however, don’t end with improving the academic status of the university. One of her goals, Shalala said, was improving what she calls the “total undergraduate experience,” with a combination of both social and academic aspects. Upon arriving at what she said felt like a commuter campus back in the early 2000s, Shalala focused on creating a more residential campus.

“Even if you were living on campus, you didn’t have anything to do on the weekends,” she said. “Distractions didn’t exist.”

The administration focused on creating those distractions by bringing more speakers

“SHE’S JUST AN EXTREMELY PERSONABLE INDIVIDUAL.” to campus, like late poet Maya Angelou, filmmaker Spike Lee, Supreme Court Justices Sonia Sotomayor and Anthony Kennedy and the Dalai Lama – just to name a few. In addition to hosting these noteworthy visitors, the administration also brought more music and film events, as well as support for student activities and organizations.

“It’s been an amazing time,” Whitely said.

“Students have seen world leaders come to the university, [we’ve held] CGI U [Clinton Global Initiative University] twice and we’ve hosted the presidential debates.”

For San Roman, Shalala’s crowning achievement “hands down” is the Student

Activity Center (SAC). According to San Roman, the 119,000-square-foot lakeside building “transformed campus life.” Whitely agrees, noting that the Student Activities Center “changed student engagement and student life for many years to come.”

The SAC was Shalala’s vision in 2003. She knew the lakeside would be beautiful, and “she knew she needed it to change the opportunity for student engagement,” Whitely said. It took 10 years for the vision to come to fruition, however. Several donations and a student activity fee began the process, but it was a $20 million gift from the Fairholme Foundation that paved the way for construction in 2011.

By the time Shalala retires, she will have raised almost $3 billion as part of the Momentum and Momentum2 campaigns. That money has completely added and improved the facilities, resources and programs available at the University of Miami.

“Every year she’s been here, there’s been at least one groundbreaking change on campus,” San Roman said. “Campus is always evolving; she’s always looking to make campus better for students.”

“She raised a ton of money,” Whitely said. “The Wellness Center … was expanded during her tenure. We built the University Village. There’s just so many things that are examples of her care for students.” There’s also the new Toppel Career Center, The Launch Pad and hundreds of scholarships for students.

To raise the money, Shalala and her team, which she credits with doing most of the work, identified people who might be interested in donating to the school. After that, she says, they were patient, and they told stories.

“We told stories about you, about the university, about our medical school. We told people stories about what we could do with their money,” she said. “And we succeeded.

They saw us getting better. We said give us your money and we’ll get better. We’ll become one of the greatest universities in the country.”

A sports fan herself, Shalala will also leave a legacy for UM athletics. The school’s basketball teams now play on campus at the BankUnited Center, which opened in 2003. The football team, in a more controversial move, moved away from campus from the Miami Orange Bowl to Sun Life Stadium in Miami

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“I’M GOING TO COME BACK IN A YEAR AND TEACH.” Gardens. UMiami also left the Big East for the ACC in 2004, a move The New York Times reported in 2003 was due to the conference’s “academic similarity among the universities” and its stronger revenue potential.

Shalala also led the school through the rocky NCAA investigation following revelations that former booster and convicted Ponzi-schemer Nevin Shapiro had violated NCAA rules on bankrolling UM athletes.

The investigation began in March 2011, and UM was informed of the investigation in August. Shalala and the school’s administrators complied with the investigation with dignity and respect and placed a self-imposed bowl ban for two consecutive seasons.

By January 2013, the NCAA announced that staff members had worked with Shapiro’s attorneys and improperly obtained information, a violation of the institution’s own laws. This further delayed their decision on UM’s penalties, and by that time, Shalala was fed up. In a statement released on Feb. 18, 2013, she said Miami had been “wronged” in the investigation, and called for it to end, stating that the “NCAA [had] not lived up to their own core principles.”

She was the first university president to ever stand up to the NCAA, and she was widely lauded for it in the media. “They did wrong. They violated their own rules. They were unprofessional and unethical in their behavior,” Shalala said. “I don’t care how big or how important an institution is. They have to act responsibly, and [the NCAA] did not.”

LOOKING TO THE FUTURE Mementos reflecting Shalala’s accomplishments at UM and throughout her career line the walls of her large office on the second floor of the Ashe Building. One of

the walls hosts more than 40 diplomas from universities all over the globe, which have given her honorary degrees and awards for her achievements. There’s no shortage of orange and green either – a “Go Canes!” banner hangs from a white column in the center of the office.

By June, however, it will all come down as Shalala packs up and heads to Washington, D.C. to lead the Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton foundation.

While she’ll take with her the leadership skills she’s acquired over time, Shalala says she never carries experience from one place to another. “I treat each place like [I’m] a newbie,” she said.

According to Shalala, there’s still plenty of work to be done for the incoming president.

“You have to keep improving. In this business, you can’t sit on your laurels.”

UM recently announced that Dr. Julio Frenk, current Dean of Faculty at the Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health and Mexico’s former Minister of Health, will be the University’s next president, and Shalala, along with most of the school, seems to approve of this decision.

“I have known Dr. Frenk for more than two decades,” she said in the university’s official news release. “He is an extraordinary, highly respected leader in global public health.”

Looking to the future, Shalala believes technology will change higher education.

“I think it will change the content of the courses, the way in which we organize courses.”

She also mentioned her hopes of UM moving up in the ranks. “[Dr. Frenk] can make [UM] a top 25 university,” she said.

Is she going to miss the students? “Of course! But I’m still good at teaching. I’m going to come back in a year and teach.” As usual, Shalala is leaving us (at least the younger undergrads) with something to anticipate.

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Served as President of Hunter College of New York from 1980-87.

Elected to the Council on Foreign Relations in 1982.

Served as Chancellor of the University of WisconsinMadison from 1987-93.

Was appointed the U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services

by Bill Clinton in 1993. Served in this position for eight years, making her the longest serving HHS in U.S. History.

Earned a Ph.D. from the Maxwell School of Citizenship and Public Affairs at Syracuse University in 1970.

Became president of UM on June 1, 2001.

In 2007, President George W. Bush picked Shalala to co-chair the Commission on Care for Returning Wounded Warriors.

Spoofed by Kevin Spacey in an SNL skit circa 1997.

Served in the Peace Corps in Iran from 1962-64.

Served in the Carter administration from 1977-80 as the Assistant Secretary for Policy Development and Research at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development.

Appeared in a Got Milk? ad campaign in 1996.

Visiting Professor, Yale Law School in 1976.

Earned a bachelor’s degree in history from Western College for Women in 1962.

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THE CLINTON GLOBAL INITIATIVE SHALALA & BILL CLINTON

HURRICANE SPORTS WITH RANDY SHANNON

THE CLINTONS & SHALALA “TO DONNA SHALALA. WITH THANKS AND GREAT EXPECTATIONS” -BILL CLINTON

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THE S-U-PREME COURT DONNA SHALALA & SONIA SOTOMAYOR

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“Thank you UM President Shalala for all your years of service to South Florida’s educational community.” @AymeeZubi “Happy to have graduated under her tenure.” @AshDTorres

“Sad news – what an incredible legacy she’s built.” @nahanewinckel “Even an @fiu Panther knows our ed ecosystem in MIA owes thanks to @univmiami Pres. Shalala. Bravo!” @FIUdc

AFRICAN DRUMMING OFFERED BY THE FROST SCHOOL OF MUSIC.

FARMER’S MARKET EVERY WEDNESDAY ALONG THE BREEZEWAY.

A DAY AT

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Classes and labs aren’t the only things our 230-acre campus has to offer. There are endless options for activities. To name a few, UM is home to the Lowe Art Museum, the Jerry Ring Theater and the Cosford Cinema. There’s something for everyone – that’s why it’s all about the U. Here’s our guide for an ideal day at UM, plus some ways to spice it up.

8:30 A.M. Your alarm clock goes off, waking up everyone in your apartment except you. You hit the snooze button for “just five more minutes” of sleep.

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9:30 A.M. Your five more minutes have turned into an extra hour, and you wake up right as your first class is starting. You get dressed as quickly as possible and run out the door, grabbing a Pop-Tart on the way out.

9:45 A.M. You make it to the UV shuttle stop just as a shuttle passes you (because it’s full and you’re late, why wouldn’t this happen?)

The rest of the shuttles are running late, and now you’re just mad you didn’t spend more time getting ready. If you’re a commuter, you have arrived at school to find that the convenient parking spaces have all been taken. You now have a choice: either walk that half mile in the blazing heat to get to class or park in a color zone that doesn’t match your permit and pray you don’t have a runin with UMPD.

10:10 A.M. You attend DAN 102, Stretching and Body Work, in the Wellness Center. In this class, you combine a workout with learning. You learn stretches based in yoga, designed to help with flexibility and wellness.

2:00 P.M. You visit Club Richter and attempt to study for the four midterms and two projects that your teachers conspired to schedule all in one week after three weeks of assigning nothing.

3:00 P.M. You take a yoga, mindfulness or cooking class at the Wellness Center. These classes are offered for a discounted rate to students. For $20, you can get an awesome cooking lesson and some delicious leftovers, too.

6:30 P.M. Support our Canes in baseball at Mark Light Field or basketball at the BUC. If you decide to go for baseball, don’t forget the milkshake.

11:30 A.M. You sprint from the Wellness Center to the School of Music to attend a class on African hand drumming. The class teaches you about the musicality of hand drumming, its origins and how to create various rhythms and sounds.

12:30 P.M. You go to the dining hall for lunch, where you are disappointed to find that there are no more cookies left. For those without a meal plan, you go to the food court where you complain about the long lines and lack of a Wendy’s.

2:30 P.M.

1:45 P.M.

1:30 P.M. Next, you walk through the breezeway where you are assaulted by flyers. You cave in and buy a baked good due to the lack of dessert at the dining hall.

Thanks, Chartwells.

You get talked into participating in various activities being hosted on the Rock or UC Patio. Depending on the day, there’s a cultural celebration, a departmentsponsored event with free food or some kind of giveaway.

HERBERT WELLNESS CENTER STRETCHING, YOGA & BODY WORK CLASSES.

While studying outside, you see people walking on tightropes between the trees. Because you are feeling adventurous, you decide to join them and try it out, but it’s harder than it looks. Time to move on.

4:30 P.M. Attend a lecture with a notable guest speaker. UM is known for attracting big names – presidents, Supreme Court Justices, CEOs and other international leaders.

9:30 P.M.

THE RATSKELLER GREAT BEER AND CHATTY ATMOSPHERE.

11:00 P.M.

It’s been a long day. Stop by the Rat for trivia or karaoke night to unwind and enjoy the mac and cheese bites and no-yes fries. If you’re over 21, grab a beer (by a beer, we mean a pitcher, but you already knew that).

Return home and post a status on Facebook about why UM is the best school in the nation – with maybe a few minor typos from that pitcher – and get ready to do it all over again tomorrow.

ATTEND THE LOWE DOWN.

VISIT THE ARBORETUM.

STUDY IN THE PHYSICS PIT.

The Lowe Art Museum on campus hosts a monthly event where students can view the art gallery while networking and enjoying snacks and cocktails.

This garden has seats for you to relax and labels let you know which plants you can touch and which ones you definitely shouldn’t.

Some of the fruits are edible and students are allowed to eat them if they wish.

Few realize that there is a pit behind the physics building, complete with tables and chairs so that students can use it to study when Richter gets too crowded #finals.

AT THE RAT NO-YES FRIES & MAC AND CHEESE BITES.

ATTEND A CONCERT AT THE FROST SCHOOL OF MUSIC. Led by students and professionals, these concerts are usually free for students or offered at a reduced price. It’s a great way to enjoy top-notch music on a college budget.

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Among the UMiami population are men and women who have had a lifetime of different experiences before even starting their college career. It’s a foreign concept to students who followed a more “traditional” path, but these men and women spent time in a training camp before heading into lecture halls. While their reasoning for this decision is similar in some respects, it greatly differs in others.

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n order to comprehend this often overlooked group of Canes, one must think about why veterans choose to return to school and what their experience is like when they get here.

For Colonel Alice Kerr, making the decision to go into the military was an easy one. Kerr had grown up on military bases with her family, surrounded by the pomp and

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circumstance of it all. But beyond the initial glamour of tradition is the appeal of opportunity. After Kerr graduated with a bachelor’s degree in engineering from Hofstra University in 1987, she realized something.

“The engineering profession was pretty much closed to women, as it was still a very male-dominated field,” Kerr said. “I liked that in the military, I wasn’t filling a gender quota; they took me seriously.”

Her experience in the military also enhanced her academic career. During Kerr’s time in the military, she was in charge of more than 10,000 people and served in the first Gulf War, among many other accomplishments.

These experiences changed two things for her: the future of her education and her overall college career.

Apart from growing up with a military background, Kerr also sported orange and green as a kid. Raised in a UM family, she even spent her summers working at the medical campus, further fostering her drive to learn.

“I wanted to study history and literature,” she said. “I had such a strict science background that when I served in the cradle of civilization, in the first Gulf War, I didn’t know much about [liberal arts]. What you find out is that the preponderance of literature always tends to go to the winning side in a war. It’s really amazing to study the other view.”

Upon taking classes to create her own liberal studies masters degree, Kerr noticed that her military background affected her college personality. She felt a strong disconnect between her personal methods and the methods of others in graduate school.

“My expectation was that everyone would work the way I did. A week’s worth of work for me took maybe a semester

for others,” she said. “I also didn’t understand how some prioritized Starbucks over group projects.”

Kerr was the only one in her master’s program who had a military background, and while the transition was difficult, it helped tremendously. She already had the skills to think critically and do so efficiently and often on the spot. She earned her master’s degree in December 1996.

Now 50 years old, highly successful and still in the Army reserves, she works as Director of Project Management in IT here at the U.

“THE ENGINEERING PROFESSION WAS PRETTY MUCH CLOSED TO WOMEN...

I LIKED THAT IN THE MILITARY, I WASN’T FILLING A GENDER QUOTA; THEY TOOK ME SERIOUSLY.” Senior Sean Perez’s motivation for enlisting in the military was completely different than that of Kerr. Perez works for Distraction as a graphic designer, majors in public relations and likes swimming, hitting the gym and spending time outdoors. He also had a rare assuredness in his voice when he spoke about his time as an active Marine.

“I was in the eighth grade when 9/11 happened; it made me more eager to go to war.

I graduated high school in 2006, I enlisted, and five days later I was off to train,” he said.

Perez was deployed to Iraq twice; he was stationed in Fallujah in 2007 and Ramadi in 2009. While in the Marines Corps, he experienced something that he called “the

“I WAS IN THE EIGHTH GRADE WHEN 9/11 HAPPENED; IT MADE ME MORE EAGER TO GO TO WAR. I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL IN 2006, I ENLISTED, AND FIVE DAYS LATER I WAS OFF TO TRAIN.” suck,” which he explained as the monotonous routine of serving, being in a one-road town and having that nine-to-five feeling, except the war doesn’t have an end of the day.

Perez wanted to return to school, since the Marines “was not a college atmosphere.”

He studied for two years at Miami Dade Community College before transferring to UM. Thanks to the post9/11 GI Bill, he studies and receives the benefits he deserves.

The bill covers $40,000 of his tuition, and the Yellow Ribbon Program (a provision of the post-9/11 GI Bill) and non-profit organizations cover the rest.

“I was a completely different person before the Marines,” Perez said.

“I was very immature, and I matured a lot in the three-month boot camp.

I’m a very relaxed person.

I’m no more different than anyone else, like, I don’t clean my room. But when it comes to work ethic, I put in a lot of effort. I don’t procrastinate. I think the Marines helped me enhance good habits that already existed in me.”

For Joel Gomez, also a veteran of the Marines, coming back from war meant graduating from the University of Miami with a

specialization in ophthalmology.

His decision to enlist in the Marines stemmed from his desire to leave his hometown and receive a free university education.

His experience made him a strong leader upon returning to college. He describes his knowledge as a double-edged sword.

“You develop a lot of traits that you take on for the rest of your life. Whatever you choose, you’re committed,” Gomez said. “They taught me how to lead and work, and when I saw that everyone in college is chill, it was weird. I came from a very structured place to a liberal place.”

Gomez transitioned from Marine to student at age 22. While chemistry did “kick his ass,” fitting in wasn’t difficult, but he noticed that this wasn’t always the case for many of his fellow veterans, which is part of the reason why Gomez and his friend Juan Castillo used their shared passion to begin the Veteran Students Organization (VSO) here at UM. “I was the first vice president.

When you first get here, you’re expected to act like a grown ass man and figure things out,” Gomez said.

“Since I always sought out leadership, in 2011 we started planning and were made official in 2012.” Since then, VSO membership and strength of resources has increased.

“Some people come in a little lost and without resources, and I wanted to help,” Gomez said. “They say the military is the biggest frat, because you do feel a connection with them. When you meet a fellow vet, you share a bond. Some are awkward, but you remind them it’s okay.”

Although Gomez has graduated, his contribution to veterans who wish to return to college, especially at the University of Miami, is an admirable and important continuation of his service.

ROTC stands for The Reserve Officers’ Training Corps. Sophomore Bradford Cozby says he wanted the degree but also the more typical college experience.

For those who don’t know the differences between the two paths, here’s your chance to learn.

• ROTC is for officer training, meaning you’re more likely to have more deployments if you enlist first.

•T he GI Bill doesn’t cover your tuition if you’re in ROTC, although there are scholarships available.

• I f you choose to participate in ROTC, you’ll have a college degree as soon as you get out.

•Y ou are not guaranteed officer status after completing ROTC. •B y enlisting, you choose what branch you want to enter; in ROTC, you are assigned a branch.

•A ge plays a big role in this decision. Depending on what your strengths are, you may want to go to college first, or receive basic training first.

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GREEK LIFE THROUGH THE YEARS

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Greek life has been a long standing tradition at the University of Miami. While the bonds of brotherhood, sisterhood and philanthropy remain, many facets of Greek life at UM have changed over the years.

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ssistant Dean of Students Steve Priepke serves as the director of Greek life here at the U, and rightfully so – after all, he is an alumnus of the Florida Alpha chapter of the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity here at UM. Priepke has seen firsthand how much Greek life has evolved in his four years as director. From added programs to campus-wide events and large-scale social activities, he calls it “borderline insanity.”

Greek activities aren’t the only thing growing; the numbers are up, too. When Priepke was a freshman at the U, there were about 700 Greeks – that number has almost quadrupled to 2,600 Greeks today.

Brotherhood may be forever, but unfortunately for some Greeks, charters aren’t so permanent. Pi Kappa Alpha, a fraternity formerly part of the UM Greek community, had its UM charter suspended by its own national headquarters on Nov. 5, 2013 “due to activities that were inconsistent with fraternity standards.” In March, the national office of the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority made a decision to pause chapter operations at UM for two years. According to the organization, the members of the chapter found it “challenging to maintain competitive recruitment numbers with the other women’s Greek organizations on campus and have struggled to deliver the membership experience that Kappa expects for its members.” KKG later reversed their decision after seeing the tremendous outpour of support from the UM Panhellenic community.

It’s not just suspensions that change the Greek landscape of campus. Some organizations can leave the university and come

into that category. The fact that the size of the Greek population has more than tripled in size shows that students are making the decision that going Greek is something they are interested in.”

Freshmen Paige Hockley and Niko Minasola both benefited from deferred recruitment. “I actually liked it because it enabled me to get all settled into college before jumping into another transition,” Hockley said.

“Honestly, it’s awesome because you can get a feel for the fraternities before you join,” Minasola added.

Sam Cordasco, a freshman who chose not to rush, also sees the benefits of deferred recruitment.

“Although I didn’t rush, my social life is still active,” Cordasco said. “I think that because Miami has its students wait until their second semester to rush, I was able to make friends with people first without the pressure of Greek life.”

During the fall semester, freshmen can see what Greek life is about from an outsider’s perspective. Laurel Zaima, a senior in Zeta Tau Alpha, said that she felt like there were a lot of expectations and stereotypes that she didn’t necessarily fit into, and she felt lost and misplaced. “I never really considered myself a typical sorority girl, but I rushed my freshman year anyway and I’m so glad I did,” Zaima said. “I found a home away from home after I joined Zeta.”

Kiernan King, a senior in Phi Delta Theta, has noticed a change in his fraternity since he was a freshman. “We’ve increased in size as a chapter, and I think that’s partly due to the guys we’ve

“STUDENTS NOW HAVE THE FALL SEMESTER TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THEY WANT AND IF GREEK LIFE FALLS INTO THAT CATEGORY.” back years or even decades later. For example, Alpha Sigma Phi was founded at UM in 1952. They left in 1957 and were rechartered in 1982. Kappa Sigma’s presence on campus is similar. It is technically the newest fraternity here at UM, as it was chartered in 2013, but it was first founded here in 1939. Sororities can also be re-chartered; Alpha Delta Pi was first established on campus in 1947 and then re-established in 2004. One reason for Greek organizations to leave campus is lack of student interest in Greek life. If there are not enough students participating in recruitment, certain organizations will leave; once Greek life becomes popular again, they will come back.

You may have noticed that your Greek friends at other universities rushed their sororities and fraternities in the fall of their freshman year rather than in the spring, like we do at UM. Priepke commented that another major change in Greek life he’s seen since he was a student is UM’s policy of deferred recruitment.

Established less than a decade ago, this policy requires freshman students to rush sororities and fraternities in the spring semester as opposed to the fall.

“There’s an argument to be made that deferred recruitment also has increased the numbers [of the Greek population] because students have their entire first semester to get grounded into what it is to be in college,” Priepke said. “Students now have the fall semester to figure out what they want and if Greek life falls 44

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been able to recruit and the effort we put into the rush schedule,” King said. He also noted that Phi Delt has become more diverse, and every year he becomes closer with the brothers.

While Greek life may be on the rise, UM’s Greek community still only encompasses about 25 percent of the undergraduate population. This might surprise you, as it sometimes seems like everyone on campus is sporting a tote with their letters on it, but in a city like Miami, you can definitely have a fulfilling college experience regardless of whether you go Greek. Cordasco said she didn’t rush because of dues and her music education major, which she said can be very intensive. She mentioned that the music school is like its own community where she has met and become close friends with a lot of people.

“Overall, I think Greek life is very well represented on campus, but I don’t feel left out for not rushing,” Cordasco said.

Without a sorority, Cordasco has free time that she likes to dedicate to the Frost American Choral Directors Association and the Running Club.

“I don’t believe that people join [Greek life] with the exclusive idea that that’s how you have a social life in Miami,” Priepke said. “There are some campuses where if you’re not Greek, you have nothing to do. That could not be further from the truth, I think, at Miami.” Priepke’s words couldn’t be more true – letters or not, we’re all still Canes.

GREEK EPIC We have our own Greek history here at UM. Take a crash course in this blast from the past.

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PROBATE SHOW 1991 PRE-INITIATION RITUAL BY ALPHA PHI ALPHA PLEDGES

1991 CHRISTMAS MIXER BROTHERS AND SISTERS BOND IN THE FAKE MIAMI SNOW

TRI DELTA SISTERS 1991

CHI OMEGA est. 1936-84 KAPPA SIGMA KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA est. 1939 to 2009 est. 1938 LAMBDA CHI ALPHA est. 1940 SIGMA CHI est. 1942 SIGMA ALPHA EPSILON 1945 ALPHA DELTA PI est. 1947-77 est. 1946 DELTA GAMMA ZETA BETA TAU est. 1946 est. 1946 ALPHA EPSILON PI DELTA DELTA DELTA est. 1947 to 2003 est. 1948 PI KAPPA PHI est. 1947 SIGMA PHI EPSILON 1955 est. 1949 SIGMA DELTA TAU ALPHA SIGMA PHI est. 1957 est. 1952 - 1959 PHI DELTA THETA est. 1954 1965 ALPHA PHI ALPHA est. 1970 OMEGA PSI PHI est. 1971 ZETA PHI BETA est. 1972 ALPHA KAPPA ALPHA est. 1975 1975 KAPPA ALPHA PSI est. 1979 ALPHA SIGMA PHI re-est. 1982

SIGMA ALPHA MU est. 1987

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SIGMA GAMMA RHO est. 1992

ALABAMA ELEPHANT KKG SISTERS AT A SORORITY EVENT IN 1955

DELTA PHI EPSILON est. 1987 ZETA TAU ALPHA est. 1992

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LAMBDA THETA PHI est. 2000 LAMBDA THETA ALPHA est. 2000 SIGMA LAMBDA GAMMA est. 2003 DELTA SIGMA THETA ALPHA DELTA PI est. 2004 re-est. 2004 2005 DELTA BETA THETA PI EPSILON PSI est. 2009 est. 2008 DELTA LAMBDA PHI SIGMA LAMBDA BETA est. 2010 est. 2010 ALPHA EPSILON PI DELTA PHI OMEGA re-est. 2011 est. 2011 KAPPA SIGMA CHI OMEGA re-est. 2013 re-est. 2013 2015 NATIONAL PAN-HELLENIC INTERFRATERNITY COUNCIL COUNCIL

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THE STORY

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Is there anything senior Nantambu-Akil Fentress can’t do? As a four-year football player who walked onto the team and won multiple awards, a pre-med student with a double minor, the recipient of several ACC and UM academic awards, a member of the UM Disciplinary Hearing Panel, a student researcher, a singer in the HammondButler Inspirational Concert Choir and a member of the Spanish honor society, we’re not so sure. Despite all of his accomplishments, Fentress still remains humble and grateful. We got an inside look on the Nashville native’s experience as a student, athlete and so much more.

Distraction: When did you get started with sports and, more specifically, football?

Nantambu-Akil Fentress: I’ve been playing sports since I was five years old, and I’ve pretty much played every sport. I started playing football when I was seven or eight, and when I got to high school, I focused on football and baseball.

say: the more you do know, the more you don’t know. I love that, and science itself is all about either expanding on everything that’s been explained and sort of disproving that to find out more things to explain what you didn’t know in the first place. It’s just crazy. I find it fascinating, and that’s what fuels me.

D: Why did you choose to come to UM? NAF: Because it’s always been a dream of mine.

Like I said, I started playing football when I was seven or eight, which was around the same exact time that UM had won that NCAA championship in 2001. I just followed them from then on, and I became a Canes fan, die-hard. It wasn’t until I got older that I had to actually see what UM had to offer me academically, because I knew that would be one of my ways of getting in. I want to study medicine and do research, and Miami is definitely top-notch when it comes to research. And it was diverse, it’s always sunny, it doesn’t get cold.

D: When you chose to come to UM, was football always a part of that dream?

NAF: Sports was always a part of that dream.

I just knew that I had to go get it because it wasn’t going to be given to me. A lot of doors seem to try to close, but in my heart and with my faith, I didn’t have to worry about what other people had to tell me. I really didn’t. I loved my high school coaches to death, but they were just trying to look at the facts in terms of my size and things of that sort. But long story short, I just knew that this is where I was supposed to be, and I knew that sports was going to be a part of it no matter what I did.

And that’s why I said I’m just going to throw myself out there and see what happens.

D: What are you studying?

NAF: I’m a biology major on the pre-med track with a double minor in biology and Spanish.

D: So you’re a nerd?

NAF: Yes, I low-key am a nerd, and I embrace it.

D: Why did you choose that path?

NAF: I’ve always been fascinated with helping and trying to be of service to people, and I like working with children. I want to be a pediatrician because I grew up in a Girls and Boys Club. As I got older, some of the younger kids started to look up to me, and I started to help them with their homework, resolve their issues when they got into a fight, just like, come on, is it worth it? I still have kids that I grew up with that still look at me as their older brother.

They can always call me for whatever it is, whatever the situation may be. Even though I’m in Miami, they’ll find my information. I just always feel like I’ve been fascinated with the unknown, and there’s a lot that we don’t know about how our body functions. There’s a lot of things we do know, but you know what they

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D: What was a typical [football] day for you?

NAF: It depends. My freshman year, when I had treatments, they were sometimes as early as five, 5:30 in the morning, so I had to get up, but typically treatments, like last year, were at six, maybe 6:30. Seven if you got lucky. If you didn’t have treatments, breakfast was typically at seven. Then, we would have special team meetings, and then we’d have position meetings, and then we would go to practice, and then after practice, we would go to class. After class, we would come back to unit meetings. Unit meetings are just offense and defense, and after that you would break off into your respective positions, and then after that, you would go to study hall, and then after study hall, you would go to your room. That was freshman year.

D: Wow. So what position did you play?

NAF: I played safety. I came in as a linebacker.

That’s what I played in high school, but I was officially switched into safety my junior year.

They place people where they feel that they would fit best for the team. For that particular year, they felt I was best for the position of safety.

D: How did your experience with football affect your time at UM? NAF: It definitely made it all the more enjoyable. To be honest, the grind was worth it. It was definitely worth it. The structure and hard work prepared us for the real world in

a way. That’s what football does. You deal with adversity on a constant basis, whether it’s the heat, or whether there actually come times when your coaches are getting on you. You can either fold or acknowledge the criticism, take it for what it is, don’t show any emotion, and go about it and handle it like a man. You gotta take care of business, because at that point, they’re preparing you because the world is out there. They don’t care about your feelings.

They don’t. Either you’re producing or you’re not. I think [football] definitely made an enriching experience. I’ve always thought about if I didn’t play, what would it be like? In terms of, would I still have had the same experience, and without a doubt, no. If I didn’t play a sport here, it would not have been the same experience. I still probably would have loved the school, but my dream was to always play a sport here.

My dream was always to play ball.

“I’VE BEEN PLAYING SPORTS SINCE I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD, AND I’VE PRETTY MUCH PLAYED EVERY SPORT.”

There are a lot of things in the works, and whatever falls, falls. After that, I’ll go into med school.

NANTAMBU-AKIL FENTRESS DEFENSIVE BACK

D: Any future plans for football?

NAF: Nah, I’m good.

D: Why? NAF: That’s never been my number one goal. I just wanted to enjoy it and take in the moments and live out that dream of playing in college, playing with the U. Being a part of that legacy, that tradition, is so rich. I just enjoyed that. If something comes after that, that’s fine, but that’s never been my main focus. It’s always been about being a doctor.

D: Is it weird to see yourself in videos for Raising Canes on YouTube or in newspaper articles like the Miami Herald and e-Veritas?

NAF: To be honest, I don’t like looking at all that. It’s weird seeing myself. I honestly don’t like talking about myself.

I just kind of lay low, but sometimes, it’s not about me. Someone out there needs to hear my story.

D: Who were some of your mentors?

NAF: They paired us up with somebody.

I was paired with Andreu Swasey. He was my mentor when I first got here. I would definitely say Coach Barrow was one of the guys that I could call on. Sean Spence and Jimmy Gaines. No doubt. Sean Spence because when I first got here, I had already heard about him. Of that whole class, they were some of the coolest cats. They were not hot heads in terms of feeling like they were above everyone. Sean and Jimmy were linebackers, and I was a linebacker.

Sean was well known, but he was a cool cat, levelheaded and one of the smartest football players I’d ever played with. Talking about a student of the game, he may be the smartest football player I’ve ever encountered. And Jimmy just because Jimmy was a year above, but he took me in, in terms of I could talk to him about whatever. Whatever I was going through, it could be deep stuff, it could be not deep stuff. It’s always good to have someone to talk to who’s older, who’s been there, been through it. We also had some similar interests like singing in the choir, things of that sort, so that was always cool.

D: What are your after-graduation plans?

NAF: I’ll probably take a gap year. I need to do a lot more research because that was one thing I didn’t get to do with the time constraints. I squeezed in a semester of research last semester during the in season, but I feel like I definitely need to acquire a lot more research experience, so I’ll probably do that back home in Nashville and probably piece [that] together with some other things that I’m applying for.

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“Graduating and beginning my first job in the real world.”

“Traveling from Colombia to Canada.”

Mappy Castro, sophomore

Maria Di Natale, senior

“Looking to volunteer at a homeless shelter.”

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Cecilia Eyerman, junior

“Interning at an investment bank in NYC.” Gabriel Rabello, sophomore

“Hitchhiking and wandering around the country.”

Nick Sirio, junior

“Going home to Boston in search of a job.”

Max Romanow, junior

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