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“Allen Gregory” follows the socialization of a pretentious 7-year-old boy

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omantic comedy, science fiction, animation -- there’s something for everyone in the Fox fall lineup. And the on-screen talent is so great, you won’t want to leave the couch. In addition to a slew of new programming, Fox will bring back a pile of favorites, including “Glee,” “Raising Hope” and “Cops,” which began Season 24 a couple of weeks back. New programming kicks off Tuesday, Sept.

20, with “New Girl.”

Zooey Deschanel stars as Jess, a quirky teacher who finds her longtime boyfriend with another woman and is forced to find a new place to live. After an Internet search, she finds three single guys looking for a roommate and their lives are thrown into a tailspin of comedic genius when she moves in. Emotional, frustrated and just a little odd, Jess takes some getting used to by her new roommates, Max Greenfield, Lamorne Morris and Jake M. Johnson.

“It’s just sort of an interesting intersection of all these different people’s personalities, and the comedy really comes out of the characters,” Deschanel told “Access Hollywood.”

“I’m really excited. I love shooting it, and every week we have new amazing scripts that are so funny.”

Getting a little more into character than some might expect (Jess is known to break out into song at any moment), Zooey recently recorded the theme song for “New Girl.” Critics have called the role tailor-made for the “(500) Days of Summer” actress, and she doesn’t entirely disagree. Deschanel said she identifies with her character, making it an easy and fun role to play.

“When I read this, I thought, ‘I know exactly what to do with this,’” she said. “I feel really good about this character.” And we do, too, Zooey. “New Girl” is one you won’t want to miss.

The next talent show-reality series, “The X Factor,” is coming to this side of the pond in a two-night

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series premiere on Tuesday, Sept. 21 and Wednesday, Sept. 22. Simon Cowell is back, with three additional judges at his side, to find someone with that “X Factor” -- the star quality that brought us the likes of Leona Lewis. Cowell is back with former “American Idol” judge Paula Abdul, along with Pussycat Dolls lead singer Nicole Sherzinger and record executive L.A. Ried, determined to find the next hot act in the U.S. “This is the show that replaced ‘Idol’ in the U.K. eight years ago,” Cowell said. You never know who’s going to land Centre stage on shows like this, so don’t miss a minute as a new star is born.

Sunday nights won’t be the same, with the Animation Domination block chock full of guest stars and a new series that’ll tickle the funny bone to no end. Kiefer Sutherland, Jeremy Irons, Joan Rivers, Andy Garcia and Kathy Griffin are just a few of those scheduled to make an appearance this fall. “The Simpsons” will feature chefs Anthony Bourdain and Gordon Ramsay in “The Food Wife,” Lisa falls in love with Michael Cera on Valentine’s Day, and “The Social Network’s” Arnie Hammer will lend his voice to “The D’Ohcial Network.”

Filling the space between “The Simpsons” and “Family Guy” is a new show, created by Jonah Hill.

“Allen Gregory” features “the world’s most pretentious sevenyear-old” who’s forced to join his peers at public school for the first time in his life. The show has been in the works for a couple of years, Hill said at this year’s Comic-Con, and

he can’t wait for the premiere episode on Oct. 30.

“We really just wanted to write this story about a pretentious jerk, but we thought it would be adorable if he was, like, adorable and seven,” he said. The biggest challenge for Allen Gregory (he must always be addressed by both names) is relating to kids his own age.

“He’s watching ‘Charlie Rose,’ and then these kids are talking about wiping boogers in their dad’s hair,” Hill laughed.

Since his roles in “Grandma’s Boy” (2006), “Knocked Up” (2007) and “Superbad” (2007), Hill’s fame has been growing steadily. We can’t wait to see what he’s done with this new animated series.

Next up is a sci-fi thriller from the likes of Steven Spielberg, Peter Chernin, Rene Echavarria and Brannon Braga. With resumes that include 1982’s “E.T.”, “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine,” Fox’s “24” and more, this combo isn’t likely to disappoint TV fans this fall. “Terra Nova,” which was originally scheduled for release in the winter of 2010, hits the air with a special two-hour debut on Monday, Sept. 26. Based in a world far in the future, Earth is overpopulated and over-developed. The planet’s resources are dwindling, and life as we know it cannot continue.

At least, not here. Scientists think they’ve found the answer when they discover a way to return to the past -- 85 million years in the past to be exact. And that’s exactly where the Shannon family finds themselves in this adrenalinepumping series.

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Feature Story Kutcher’s turn: Ashton joins popular sitcom as lovelorn web mogul ented cast was good news to many, especially creator and executive producer Lorre, who admitted he was “relieved” that the show would continue.

It is no surprise Kutcher has many people rooting for him. A relative “youngster” as far as Hollywood heavyweights go, he’s eked out quite an impressive career for himself. Kutcher has tackled the realms of television, film and social media, both in front of the cameras and behind the scenes.

Kutcher first rose to television fame as Michael Kelso in the nowdefunct sitcom “That ‘70s Show” (though before that he had been a successful model). He endeared himself to viewers as the dimwitted, skirt-chasing teen for eight seasons, while simultaneously moving on to the big screen in films such as “Dude, Where’s My Car?” (2000), “Cheaper By the Dozen” (2003) and “The Butterfly Effect” (2004). Other film credits include “What Happens in Vegas” (2008), opposite Cameron Diaz, and “No Strings Attached” (2011), with Natalie Portman.

Kutcher also branched out into the reality-television genre with his hidden camera series “Punk’d” as host and, more recently, “Beauty Angus T. Jones, Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer in “Two and a Half Men” least officially. Blogs and gossip charge are worried, they’ve got

By Kyla Brewer sites are teeming with speculation their poker faces on.

TV Media about the premiere but very little Series veteran Jon Cryer and has been confirmed by CBS. Kutcher could prove to be a winning pring may be the season of reThe move to bring in Kutcher has combination, despite the many naynewal, but autumn brings been making headlines for months sayers who claim the show will sink many changes as well, espebecause of the controversy surwithout Sheen. For his part, Kutcher cially in television. This fall, TV fans rounding the departure of the seems jazzed about the new gig. are bracing for a real doozey as one show’s former leading man, Charlie When the news broke in May, he exof the industry’s most popular sitSheen. After a very public stint in re- pressed his enthusiasm for the castcoms brings in a new star. hab and some less-than-flattering ing.

Ashton Kutcher joins the cast of remarks about “Two and a Half “I can’t wait to get to work with “Two and a Half Men,” in the seaMen” creator Chuck Lorre, Sheen this ridiculously talented ‘2.5’ team son premiere, airing Monday, Sept. was axed from the show in March. and I believe we can fill the stage 19, on CBS. He’ll portray Walden This presented producers with with laughter that will echo in Schmidt, a young Internet mogul quite a conundrum, considering viewers’ homes,” he said. who is suffering from a broken how popular the show was and Fans weren’t sure what to think heart. Incidentally, the season prewhat a huge part the troubled actor in the wake of Sheen’s departure miere airs the same night as “The played in its success. “Two and a from the series, and the announceComedy Central Roast of Charlie Half Men,” which has been among ment that Kutcher had joined the Sheen.” the top-rated comedy series since cast brought on mixed reactions With a storyline shrouded in seits premiere in 2003, is about to be- from viewers and critics. While crecy, viewers will have to tune in to gin its ninth season sans its biggest some believe the popular star will find out any more than that -- at star. But, if the head honchos in fail, his addition to the already-tal-

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and the Geek” as executive producer.

An avid Facebook and Twitter aficionado, the actor has been deemed a social media pioneer and has formed Katalyst Media with partner Jason Goldberg, which works both in film and online.

It’s an impressive pedigree, but will Kutcher have what it takes to make a Sheen-less “Two and a Half Men” work? Warner Bros. Television president Peter Roth promises Kutcher’s unique style “will blend seamlessly” with co-stars Cryer, Angus T. Jones and the rest of the cast.

Kutcher isn’t the only fresh face on set. This summer, it was announced that Judy Greer would also be joining the show this season, reportedly as Schmidt’s estranged wife. The actress, best known for her role as Kitty on “Arrested Development,” isn’t a complete stranger to the “Two and a Half Men” cast and crew. In 2007, she portrayed one of Charlie Harper’s many love interests.

With new cast members and a revamped plot, one thing’s for sure: the season premiere of “Two and a Half Men” could very well win the night in the ratings game as both fans and skeptics tune in to see how Kutcher fares. Don’t miss out.

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Bullying has reached epidemic proportions in this country. In this report, experts take a look at bullying as young people across the nation head back to school. A staple of the CBS prime-time landscape, this news magazine premeired in 1988.

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Hollywood Q&A

By Adam Thomlison TV Media Q: I’m looking to buy a copy of the George Burns classic “Just You and Me, Kid.” Is it on DVD? A: Though few would argue that it is a “classic” of the classic comedian’s catalog, strangely “Just You and Me, Kid” isn’t available on DVD. Not officially, of course -- there are bootlegs available in the usual places. This suggests there’s at least some demand, though the suits at Columbia Pictures apparently don’t think there’s enough for a full DVD issue.

That seems incredible, considering the names involved. It features the surprising pairing of aging comic Burns and young starlet Brooke Shields, one of the most famous child actors of all time, near the height of that fame. Legendary musical man Burl Ives and “Brady Bunch” star Christopher Knight also star.

The film’s story itself should also be a boost to demand, especially for fans of Burns. He plays an ex-vaudeville star struggling to carry on after the death of his wife and performing partner. This, of course, makes it semi-

autobiographical for him, as his wife and stage partner, Gracie Allen, died in 1969, 10 years before this film’s release.

It also marks the second time Burns played a vaudeville man in a film, echoing his triumphant return to the big screen in 1975’s “The Sunshine Boys” (which, it should go without saying, is available on DVD).

Q: Is Ally Walker, who plays the detective on “The Protector,” the same person who played Sam on “Profiler”? If so, what has she been doing in the meantime?

“Profiler” was a great series.

A: Ally Walker, who plays a detective balancing her work life with her duties as a single mom in “The Protector,” is indeed the same actress who played a much grimmer sort of detective in the forensic-drama-before-forensic-dramas-were-cool “Profiler.”

What she’s been doing in the meantime has been, well, more cop shows.

“I’ve got just that cop gene going on,” she said in an interview to promote the debut of “The Protector”

this past summer. “I like strong women. I think a lot of women relate to strong characters.”

From 2008 to 2010, she played corrupt FBI Agent June Stahl on the hit FX drama “Sons of Anarchy.” Prior to that, she did guest spots on such cuffs-and-confessions fare as “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,” “Southland,” “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” and the original “Law & Order.”

One of the only breaks from this habit of hers was a lead role in the short-lived HBO drama “Tell Me You Love Me,” about three couples and the therapist they all go to.

That was her first lead role after “Profiler,” which had her playing Dr. Sam Waters, an internally tortured forensic psychologist who works for the FBI’s Violent Crimes Task Force.

That series co-starred unsung tough-guy actor Robert Davi, another criminal profiler who was her mentor.

The series ran for four seasons on NBC, from 1996 to 2000 (though Walker left after the third, replaced by former “Melrose Place” and current “All My Children” star Jamie Luner), and did a few crossovers with “The Pretender,” another NBC drama

that ran from 1996 to 2000.

Walker appeared in a 1999 “Pretender” episode, and her replacement, Luner, did one in 2000. “The Pretender’s” star, Michael T. Weiss, returned the favor in three “Profiler” episodes.

Q: I was always told that “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” was first a Roald Dahl book, but my husband is convinced that the movie came from James Bond scribe Ian Fleming. Who is right?

A: You’re both right, and you’re both wrong. No one said marriage was easy.

The script for the classic film musical “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,” about a whimsical inventor and his magical car, was written by Roald Dahl, who is much better known for his children’s books than his screen work.

However, his screenplay was an adaptation loosely based on a novel

by Ian Fleming, who is indeed best known for the James Bond films (they began as novels, but their popularity has been far eclipsed by the film versions).

Apparently, the two writers were

great friends, which must have softened the blow for Fleming when he saw the many changes Dahl made to the original book.

For example, he swapped out the villains. In the book, it was a group of gangsters trying to rob a bank, while Dahl’s script made the bad guys into the over-the-top Baron Bomburst, leader of the fictional nation of Vulgaria, who’s only out to steal the car for himself.

He also added a love interest, changing the loopy inventor (played

by Dick Van Dyke in the film) into a widower who falls for the daughter of the wealthy confectioner who helped fund the purchase of the car in question.

Dahl also stripped the film of its most obvious connection to Fleming’s greater body of work. In the book, but not in the film, the inventor is a commander of the British Royal Navy, as was Fleming and his more famous creation, James Bond.

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Late Laughs The Tonight Show: Jay Leno Hurricane Irene wasn’t that bad. In fact, it was downgraded to a tropical storm. Even our hurricanes are getting downgraded! Maybe Irene owed money to China, too.

President Obama’s uncle has been arrested on suspicion of drunk driving. How sad is it for the uncle? He got thrown in jail and the only relative he could call for bail money is $14 trillion in debt!

The earthquake last week caused cracks in the Washington Monument.

Experts say it’s the biggest crack problem in D.C. since Marion Barry.

Scientists say that Texas and Antarctica were connected at one time. In fact, early Mexicans used to go through Texas to try to sneak into Antarctica.

The Late Show: David Letterman Gadhafi is apparently on the run, though today he released a message congratulating Beyonce on her pregnancy.

Moammar Gadhafi had escape tunnels, gold plumbing fixtures and pictures of Condoleezza Rice. It’s like I have a twin!

Dick Cheney’s new memoir will be a best seller. I think it’s published by Simon & Shooter.

Regis Philbin celebrated his 80th birthday -- quietly, with his money.

The Late, Late Show: Craig Ferguson Happy birthday to Sen. John McCain, who turned 75! He celebrated with a party that was going just fine -- until he invited Sarah Palin.

The name of Katie Couric’s new talk show has been announced. To make sure it has great ratings, they’re calling it “Oprah.”

Prince Charles adopted a puppy. He has floppy ears and a big snout ... and I don’t know what the puppy is like.

Justin Bieber was in a car crash. Wait, he can drive?... Bieber is fine, but his Ferrari -- wait, he has a Ferrari?... Bieber’s Ferrari was wrecked. The police described the scene as “adorable.”

Our thoughts go out to everyone on the East Coast waiting for Hurricane Irene. In Washington, D.C., thousands of people have been left without power.

They’re called Democrats.

Stars on Screen

By Dee Underwood TV Media LOVIN’ LATE NIGHT: Who says you can’t go home again? Funnyman and late-night host Jimmy Fallon left sketch comedy series “Saturday Night Live” back in 2004 so he could focus on movies, but he has never forgotten the series that gave him his big break. And on Dec. 17, Fallon will return to the “SNL” stage for his first -- but hopefully not his last -- stint as host.

Always the comic, Fallon’s interviews boasted about how proud he was to be returning to “Saturday Night Times” on HGTV, obviously poking fun at “SNL” on Fox. Fallon was at “SNL” for more than six years before taking over for Conan O’Brien on “Late Night” over on NBC. O’Brien was going to be taking the wheel from Jay Leno on “The Tonight Show,” giving Fallon an in for “Late Night.” Even when the O’Brien-Leno switch fell through after Leno’s prime-time series flopped, Fallon stayed on as host of “Late Night” and has even been nominated for three Emmys this season.

Fallon’s “SNL” success stemmed from his ability to write songs or raps on the spot, creating comical tunes and funny limericks that are sure to have you buckled over with laughter.

He joined the cast in 1998 but

quickly caught viewers’ attention with his spot-on impersonations.

He took over for Colin Quinn as Tina Fey’s co-anchor on the “Weekend Update” segment after only two seasons on the cast.

The comedian has graced the silver screen as well, starring in (and writing, for that matter) the 2005 remake of “Fever Pitch,” in which he starred with his close friend Drew Barrymore. He also had small roles in “Whip It” (2009) and “Almost Famous” (2000), plus a voice role in “Arthur and the Invisibles” in 2006.

The Dec. 17 broadcast of “Saturday Night Live” will also feature a live performance from Canadian crooner Michael Buble, who will sing several songs from his new album, which is out Oct. 25. Buble appeared on “SNL” in January 2010, so maybe he can give Fallon a few tips.

They say the hurricane could be the biggest disaster to hit New York since “Spider-Man the Musical.”

People on the East Coast are cleaning up after the hurricane. And on the West Coast, we’re cleaning up after the Video Music Awards. VMA may stand for Video Music Awards, but I feel like it stands for Vulgar-Mouthed Adolescents. The first time I watched the VMAs, the best new artist was Beethoven!

Comedian Jimmy Fallon will host “Saturday Night Live” in December

Late Night: Jimmy Fallon The storm was huge news. In fact, the Weather Channel reported something they hadn’t seen in years: viewers.

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landscape of daytime television will forever change when Regis Philbin leaves “Live with Regis and Kelly,” but ABC assures viewers that the award-win-

ning host will go out with a bang.

The date of Philbin’s final episode hasn’t been set yet, but the network has hinted that it will be around the end of November. But with guests galore and a whole slew of contests, Philbin’s sendoff will be remembered for years to come.

A wide range of guest appearances have been scheduled, but these will not be the usual interviews that Regis and his various cohosts have conducted over the past years. The guests will spend their visits recollecting their favorite moments and interviews on the show, complete with clips and sound bites that range throughout the whole series.

Long-time fans of the show can show their stuff during the Flashback Trivia segments and everyone can join in on the fun at www.dadt.com/live.

Eighty-year-old Philbin is the original host of the daytime talk show, which was originally titled “Live With Regis and Kathie Lee” back when he was paired with Kathie Lee Gifford. Gifford stayed on board from 1988 until 2000, and Regis took over as a solo host for a year before a replacement was chosen.

He seemed to fare well on his own, however -- he brought in an Emmy that season, but he and new co-host Kelly Ripa had an instant rapport that has lasted for more than 10 years.

Philbin announced back in the spring that he would not renew his contract with ABC, but he didn’t go into detail about what his next projects would be.

“There is a time that everything must come to an end for certain people on camera -- especially certain old people!” he laughed during his announcement.

Perhaps he feels it is time to retire now that he has broken Hugh Downs’s reigning record for the Most Hours on Camera, tallying more than 16,000 hours over his 28-year career on “Live.”

Ripa is expected to stay on with the series, but there is no word about who will be in Regis’s chair.

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Family favorites

Video releases The Kennedys Inspired by one of the world’s most iconic families, this eight-part scripted drama/miniseries ventures upstairs at the White House to chronicle the saga of America’s first “royal” family during the 1960s.

Through exhaustive research, “The Kennedys” provides an intimate look at how Joseph Kennedy, Sr., shaped his sons John and Robert to become two of the most influential men in America’s history. With political events such as the Cuban Missile Crisis, Bay of Pigs and the civil rights movement playing background to the personal stories of the relationships between brother and brother and father and son, “The Kennedys” details how the two men handled their father, whose ambition exceeded their own, and ultimately made them who they were. “The Kennedys” recounts the scandal, tragedy, public greatness and private frailty of our nation’s most fabled political family during one of the most momentous decades in history.

Director: Jon Cassar. Stars: Greg Kinnear, Katie Holmes, Barry Pepper, Tom Wilkinson, Diana Hardcastle, Kristin Booth, Rothaford Gray, Janelle Hutchison, Serge Houde, Jonathan Whittaker, Rachel Wilson. 2011, 353 mins., drama.

Bridesmaids Annie’s life is a mess. But when she finds out her lifetime best friend Lillian is engaged, she simply must serve as Lillian’s maid of honor. Though lovelorn and broke, Annie bluffs her way through the expensive and bizarre rituals. With one chance to get it perfect, she’ll show Lillian and her bridesmaids just how far you’ll go for someone you love.

Director: Paul Feig. Stars: Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Jon Hamm, Rose Byrne, Melissa McCarthy, Ellie Kemper, Matt Lucas, Chris O’Dowd, Jill Clayburgh, Johnny Yong Bosch, Kali Hawk. 2011, 125 mins, comedy.

General Lok Durd (voiced by George Takei) in “Star Wars: The Clone Wars”

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars With the residents of the watery world Mon Calamari on the brink of civil war, the Jedi Knights realize they’ll need a powerful amphibious ally in this season premiere. But the massive Separatist droid army continues to cause problems for the Jedi.

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10:00 a.m.

Danger Rangers Danger Rangers step in to help young children and their parents learn about safety. Not only will the colorful characters entertain, the Danger Ranger team members educate and empower youth to reduce the chance of injury.

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Too Cute!

Cameras follow the first months of three different puppy litters in

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this premiere nature documentary series. The adorable pups pull out all the stops to make their owners fall in love with them and cater to their every need.

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Scooby Doo and the Loch Ness Monster When the gang travels to Scotland to visit Daphne’s cousin Shannon, they learn a sea creature has been terrorizing the locals. Shaggy and Scooby are sent out on the water as bait, and hilarity ensues when the monster shows up.

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7:00 p.m.

Human Planet School is back in session and Animal Planet offers viewers a fascinating look at the science of humanity in this nature series. This premiere takes a look at deserts, where experts take a look at the

amazing ways humans use nature to find water.

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Set Up A group of friends become involved in a potentially deadly diamond heist.

Director: Mike Gunther. Stars: Bruce Willis, 50 Cent, Ryan Phillippe, Jenna Dewan-Tatum, James Remar, Randy Couture, Will Yun Lee, Shawn Toub, Susie Abromeit, Jay Karnes, Jordan Trovillion. 2011, 85 mins., action.

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Disney Princess Enchanted Tales: Follow Your Dreams Two of Disney’s most enchanting princesses embark on new adventures in this animated movie.

Aurora of “Sleeping Beauty” joins fairies Flora, Fauna and Merryweather in new songs. Also, Jasmine and her friends explore the magic of Agrabah.

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Cattle Baron 2x4

7:00 p.m.

MythBusters The MythBusters return with back-to-back episodes featuring fan-favorite myths. They get the ball rolling with a look at the myths behind duct tape. Later, Adam and Jamie welcome storm chasers Reed Timmer and Sean Casey as they look at tornadoes.

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Paid Program Paid Program Four Weddings Four Weddings W e d d in g s "..and a Toast to Me" F o u r W e dd i n gs B i g S e x y "Big Bikini Beach" Paid Program Paid Program Curiosity Auction Kings Auction Kings G u n s "American Chopper Gun" A m . C h o pp e r "Offer Denied" A m . C h o pp e r "Cadillac Build-Off" Paid Program Paid Program Brian Boitano Dessert First R a y ' s . . . "The World in a Day" T e n D ol l ar Di n. M e al s (N) Hu n g ry Girl (N) G u y ' s B i g B i t e Paid Program Paid Program < T h e L e a g u e o f E x t r a o rd i n a r y G e n t l e m e n ++ ('03) Naseeruddin Shah, Sean Connery. < C a s i n o R o y a l e +++ (2006, Action) Judi Dench, Eva Green, Daniel Craig.

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Friends MLB on Deck MLB Baseball 5:00 C M T Mu s i c C M T M us i c Music videos from the biggest names in country music.

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Shake It Up :05 Paid Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Smarter Than Smarter Than < T h e M a r i n e ++ (2006, Action) Robert Patrick, Kelly Carlson, John Cena.

Movie Celebrity Ghost Stories T h e S o p ra n os "Kaisha" The Sopranos T h e S o p r a n os "Stage 5" < E n o u gh ++ ('02, Thril) Bill Campbell, Juliette Lewis, Jennifer Lopez.

M a d M e n "The Jet Set" < S e c r e t W i n d o w ++ ('04) John Turturro, Maria Bello, Johnny Depp. < G o o d f e l l a s +++ (1990, Crime Story) Joe Pesci, Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta.

Art of War Blo od Di amonds T o p G e a r "Luxury Car Challenge" T o p G e a r "$500 Challenge" < L a t i n L o v e r s ++ ('53) Ricardo Montalban, Lana Turner. < C o nv icts 4 ('62, Drama) Stuart Whitman, Ray Walston, Ben Gazzara. < J u l i u s C a es a r +++ ('53) John Gielgud, Marlon Brando.

BET Inspiration BET Inspiration Bobby Jones Gospel Lift Every Voice Hates Chris Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program P a i d P ro g ram Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Auction Hunters Auction Hunters Auction Hunters Auction Hunters B e v e r l y "Blame It on the Altitude" W i v e s N J "Singing in the Pain" M o s t E l i g i b l e "When Pigs Fly" E l i g i b l e "Make Love Not War" The Rachel Zoe Project R a c h e l "Launching Rachel's Line"

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D e a d L i k e M e "Haunted" < A K n i g h t ' s T a l e ++ ('01) Mark Addy, Paul Bettany, Heath Ledger.

Paid Program T ru e H o l l y w o o d "Katie Couric" HollyScoop Wipeout W i p e o u t "Ballsy Gets a Hard Hat" E n t e r t a i n m e n t T o n i g h t W e e k e nd Ac t i o n 7 N e w s A B C N e w s P G A G o l f BMW Championship Final Round Site: Cog Hill Golf & Country Club -- Lemont, Ill. Am Marketing News 4 Spec F o o tb a l l N i g h t i n A m e ri c a (L) 1 1 : 0 0 M F L F ú t b o l Tol./Pum. (L) R i tm o D e p o rtiv o M u s i c a l i s i mo I d o lo s d e M ex i c o "Un Quijote Sin Mancha" I d o lo s d e M ex i c o "Su Excelencia" Camara Loca Videos Asom.

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H o a r d i n g "A Horrible Sight" H o a r d i n g "Not a Safe Place" H o a r d i n g "I Was Gonna Gag" H o a r d i n g "Is That a Goat?"

Hoarding: Buried Alive H o a r d i n g "Surviving on Trash" A m . C h o pp e r "Cadillac Build-Off" A m . C h o pp e r "The Settlement" American Chopper: A m e r i c a n C h o p p e r : "Downsizing" Area 5 1 Curiosity BBQ (N) S a n d w i c h (N) C h op p ed Re s tau ran t "Mamma D's" Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Movie < Q u a n tu m o f S o l ac e +++ ('08, Act) Olga Kurylenko, Mathieu Amalric, Daniel Craig. < P i r a t e s o f t h e C a r i b b e a n : D e a d M a n 's C h e s t ++ ('06) Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly, Johnny Depp.

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Rat Busters "Giant Cannibal Rat" H i l l b i l l y H a n d f i s h i n ' Lokar Car Show Motorhead Gam e 365 1/2 S n a p sh o t M L B B a s e b a l l Arizona Diamondbacks vs. San Diego Padres Site: Petco Park -- San Diego, Calif. (L) Diamondbacks Boys in the Hall Property Virgins Property Virgins Get It Sold Get It Sold House Hunters House Hunters For Rent For Rent H o u s e H u n te rs H o u s e H u nte rs C as h an d C ari C as h / C ari (N) 1 1 : 3 0 M L B B a s e b a l l (L) Friends Friends < W e d d i ng C ra s h e rs +++ ('05, Com) Vince Vaughn, Rachel McAdams, Owen Wilson.

C M T I ns i d e r Top 20 Countdo wn A n g e l s A m on g Us : 1 5 < M y C o us i n V in n y ++ ('92) Marisa Tomei, Joe Pesci.

La La's Full Basketball Wives: L A :45 Basketball Wives: LA :45 Basketball Wives: LA < N e w J a c k C i t y ++ ('91, Cri) Ice-T, Judd Nelson, Wesley Snipes.

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C o un td o wn to th e R e d C arp et (N) L i v e F ro m th e R e d C a rp e t "The 2011 Primetime Emmy Awards" (L) Ext. Makeover: Home Ext. Makeover: Home Ext. Makeover: Home Hot/ Cleve.

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Fairly Odd Parents T h e W i n x C l ub (N) iCarly iCarly iCarly iCarly Victori ous Victorious Big Time Rush Big Time Rush 11:00 C od e N . < S c o o b y D o o a nd th e L o c h N e s s Mo n s te r ++ Scaredy Squirrel Scaredy Squirrel Gumball Gumb all MAD MAD Regular Show Regular Show A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm < 1 6 Wi s h e s ('10) Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Kendall Cross. : 4 0 G o od L u c k :05 Shake It Up Shake It Up A.N.T. Farm P h i n e a s & F e rb A . N . T . F a r m A.N.T. Fa rm 1 1 : 3 0 < M y S u p e r E x - G i r l f r i e n d ++ Uma Thurman. < F a n t a s t i c F o u r +++ (2005, Action) Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Ioan Gruffudd. < S p i d e r - M a n 3 ++ ('07) Kirsten Dunst, Tobey Maguire.

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Actress and comedian Jane Lynch salutes the brightest and best in television as she hosts this year’s star-studded awards ceremony.

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Scientists and history experts explore the Mayan prediction that the world will come to an end on Dec. 21, 2012. Between the increase in natural disasters and the odd weather systems that have been taking place, the Mayans may not be too far off.

Hoarding: Buried Alive (33)

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Another family’s life hangs in the balance as a troubled single mother struggles with the consequences of her hoarding. Faced with the possibility of losing custody of her 10-year-old daughter, she has one last chance to clean up her act.

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TV weather forecaster Sophie is about to marry Donovan, and the couple wants to buy their very first home together in Portland.

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Friday, September 16, 2011

Soap Opera Update

By Dee Underwood TV Media For the week of Sept. 5 - 9 All My Children David continues to terrorize the residents of Pine Valley by suggesting that he has other patients that he has brought back to life. Erica searches for answers when she investigates Mike Roy’s whereabouts after having a flashback to their time together. Angie is nervous to learn whether or not the process to restore her vision has been working.

Jesse pleads with Ryan to stop investigating David so he can continue Angie’s treatment. Jake contacts an adoption agency behind Amanda’s back while JR confides in Scott that he lost the house and caused the company to go bankrupt. Colby reaches out to Brooke for help.

The Bold and the Beautiful Hope is floored when she sees the wedding dress that Eric made for her. While she tries it on she recants about how much she loves Liam and how her abstinence is what has kept

them together. Liam, meanwhile, is tempted to fall into bed with Steffy as she points out all the flaws in Hope and Liam’s relationship. Taylor goes to Anthony in hopes of getting something positive about her future, but his psychic vision does the exact opposite. When events around her start to reflect the superstition, Taylor reevaluates her life. Amber makes a heartfelt plea to Marcus to break up with Dayzee so they can be a family.

Days of Our Lives Chloe is alive but comatose after her attack, and no one is around to hear her mumble her attacker’s name. Elsewhere, Gus steals Quinn’s hotel key and plants a bloody night stick in his closet to incriminate Quinn of the attacks. Meanwhile, Quinn and Taylor reunite and make love, sure that they were destined to come back together. Vivian surprisingly accepts her son’s new relationship. EJ wants to bring some credibility back to the DiMera name and offers to fund Chad’s new online project, but he refuses to taint his hard work with the DiMera name.

Carly tries to mend fences with Dan-

iel and Jennifer by explaining about her feelings for Daniel. Dario turns down a promotion in Argentina, but Melanie won’t let him give up his future for her.

General Hospital Michael and Patrick both challenge Anthony and threaten to expose him, and Anthony decides to teach Patrick a lesson about his power.

Matt and Liz share a picnic at the hospital and Matt explains about his new research that he is about to publish. Maxie pleads with Sam and Jason to make Spinelli the best man for the wedding, hoping it will help him restore his memory. Lulu is fed up with Dante’s lies and moves out of the apartment, but Maxie tries to get her to change her mind. Lucky is unable to fight his addiction but wants to prove to his friends and family that he is trying to break the habit. Sonny and Carly have a run-in while visiting Jason in the hospital, but they keep it civil for Jason’s sake.

One Life to Live Brody, Natalie and John look over the details of Victor’s shooting and

discover that the bullet came from a 9 mm, which every police officer carries. Todd claims that he gave his gun to Louie, a homeless man, but when Louie is nowhere to be found, Todd looks like the bad guy again.

Rama helps Cristian and Jessica rekindle their relationship, while Ford hallucinates about seeing Tess and decides to get back the woman he loves. Baz and Starr learn that a producer wants to help them release the single they wrote, but Starr wants to back out of the deal when she learns that Rick is behind it. Cutter and Kim seem to have a past together, leaving Aubrey on edge.

The Young and the Restless Sharon’s trial gets underway, and Victor is clearly in Sharon’s corner.

He threatens Heather that if she puts Adam on the stand, Victor will bring up the fact that Heather and Adam are former lovers and Adam would likely lie for her. Later, Victor assures Sharon that even though he needs to leave town on business, he will be back in time to testify in her favor. Meanwhile, Avery’s credibility is put in question when the judge reveals that she missed the submis-

Ted King stars as Tomas in “One Life to Live” sion deadline for a key piece of evidence. Sharon starts to fear that hiring Avery was a mistake, but the lawyer insists she will win the case.

Elsewhere, Chloe is devastated to learn that Delia has leukemia, but when family and friends rally to find a donor match, she realizes how lucky she is.

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Dana Delaney takes on prime time once again as the star of this drama about neurosurgeon-turnedmedical examiner Dr. Megan Hunt.

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Best Movies FRIDAY 10:30 a.m.

(53) “21” +++ (Drama,2008) Kate Bosworth,

Jim Sturgess. A group of MIT students are taught to count cards and make money at casinos. (2h30) (57) “The Cobweb” +++ (Drama,1955) Lauren Bacall, Richard Widmark. A psychiatric clinic is thrown into chaos by a seemingly trivial task of ordering drapes. (2h15)

12:45 p.m.

(55) “Intolerable Cruelty” +++

(Comedy,2003) Catherine Zeta-Jones, George Clooney. A divorce lawyer meets his match when he falls for the gold-digger he defeated in court. (2h15) (57) “Sex and the Single Girl” +++ (Comedy,1964) Natalie Wood, Tony Curtis. A reporter impersonates a psychologist’s neighbor in order to dig up information on her. (2h)

1:30 p.m.

(51) “Beauty and the Beast” ++++

(Animated,1991) Voices of Paige O’Hara, Richard White. A woman saves her father by agreeing to stay with a beast for the rest of her life. (1h30)

2:45 p.m.

(57) “Harper” +++ (Thriller,1966) Lauren

Bacall, Paul Newman. A private eye is hired to track down the missing husband of a rich woman. (2h15)

3:00 p.m.

(55) “A League of Their Own” +++

(Comedy,1992) Geena Davis, Tom Hanks. Two sisters join a female professional baseball league during the Second World War. (3h)

6:00 p.m.

(55) “The Silence of the Lambs” ++++

(Thriller,1991) Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins.

An FBI recruit works with a criminally insane man to catch a serial killer on the loose.

(2h15) (57) “Carry on Sergeant” +++ (Comedy,1958) Bob Monkhouse, William Hartnell. A drill sergeant on the verge of retirement must whip a bunch of pranksters into shape. (1h30)

7:00 p.m.

(32) “The Rock” +++ (Action,1996) Nicolas

Cage, Sean Connery. A former spy and an FBI agent must break into Alcatraz prison to foil a deadly plot. (2h30) (40) “The Longest Yard” +++ (Comedy,2005) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. A former football star puts a team of inmates together to play the prison guards. (2h30)

7:30 p.m.

(57) “Carry on Nurse” +++ (Comedy,1959)

Kenneth Connor, Shirley Eaton. The tireless efforts of nurses are only countered by the practical joking of patients. (1h30)

8:15 p.m.

(55) “The Silence of the Lambs” ++++

(Thriller,1991) Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins.

An FBI recruit works with a criminally insane man to catch a serial killer on the loose.

(2h30)

9:30 p.m.

(40) “The Longest Yard” +++ (Comedy,2005)

Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. A former football star puts a team of inmates together to play the prison guards. (2h30)

10:00 p.m.

(44) “Batman Returns” +++ (Action,1992)

Danny DeVito, Michael Keaton. Batman is called upon to rescue the citizens of Gotham City from the Penguin and Catwoman. (3h)

12:00 a.m.

(40) “White Men Can’t Jump” +++

(Comedy,1992) Woody Harrelson, Wesley Snipes. A white con artist with a knack for basketball hustles games with black players.

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1:00 a.m.

(24) “National Treasure: Book of Secrets”

+++ (Adventure,2007) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. A historian must prove his greatgrandfather wasn’t involved in the Lincoln assassination. (2h30)

SATURDAY 7:00 a.m.

(36) “Sunshine” +++ (Adventure,2007) Chris

Evans, Cillian Murphy. A group of people is sent to space to detonate a massive bomb to restore the sun’s state. (2h25)

7:30 a.m.

(51) “Beauty and the Beast” ++++

(Animated,1991) Voices of Paige O’Hara, Richard White. A woman saves her father by agreeing to stay with a beast for the rest of her life. (1h30)

8:00 a.m.

(55) “Broken Arrow” +++ (Western,1950) Jeff

Chandler, Jimmy Stewart. A scout is sent to make peace in the war between the Apaches and the U.S. Army. (2h)

woman disguises herself as a child to save on a fare, and is taken in by an Army man.

(1h45)

6:00 p.m.

(32) “The Shawshank Redemption” ++++

(Drama,1994) Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins.

A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h) (40) “Wedding Crashers” +++ (Comedy,2005) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn.

Two womanizers sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air.

(2h30) (55) “Defiance” +++ (Drama,2009) Daniel Craig, Liev Scheiber. Three brothers escape from the Nazis only to struggle with survival in the woods. (3h) (56) “Dirty Harry” ++++ (Action,1971) Clint Eastwood, Harry Guardino. A San Francisco police inspector must track down a sniper who is terrorizing the city. (2h) (57) “Mildred Pierce” ++++ (Drama,1945) Ann Blyth, Joan Crawford. A woman turns herself into a business tycoon to win her daughter a place in society. (2h)

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7:00 p.m.

(42) “The Doors” +++ (Biography,1991) Meg

(36) “Quantum of Solace” +++ (Action,2008)

11:30 a.m.

8:00 p.m.

Ryan, Val Kilmer. A look at rocker Jim Morrison’s rise to fame in the 60s and 70s, and his eventual undoing. (2h)

(57) “Major Dundee” +++ (Western,1965)

Charlton Heston, James Coburn. A Union Army officer leads a troop of misfits in an assault on a band of renegade Apaches.

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12:30 p.m.

(55) “Seraphim Falls” +++ (Western,2006)

Liam Neeson, Pierce Brosnan. A military colonel from the Civil War hunts for a soldier with a tragic secret. (2h30)

1:25 p.m.

(36) “Blade Runner” +++ (Sci-Fi,1982)

Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer. In the future, a police officer is enlisted to kill replicants who have escaped to Earth. (2h35)

2:00 p.m.

(6) “The Other End of the Line” +++

(Romance,2008) Jesse Metcalfe, Shriya. A woman falls in love with a man from San Francisco and leaves India to be with him.

(2h) (49) “Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island” +++ (Animated,1998) Voices of Billy West, Scott Innes. Scooby and the gang come face-toface with the ghost of Moonscar, the pirate.

(1h30) (57) “No Time for Sergeants” ++++ (Comedy,1956) Andy Griffith, Nick Adams.

When a naïve Georgian farm boy is drafted into the army, he finds it difficult to adjust.

(2h15)

Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko. James Bond goes rogue after an assassination attempt on M and looks into a Bolivian coup. (2h30) (49) “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” +++

(Comedy/Drama,1988) Bob Hoskins, Joanna Cassidy. A Hollywood detective attempts to prove a cartoon character’s innocence in a murder case. (2h) (57) “Kismet” +++ (Musical,1955) Ann Blyth, Howard Keel. A Baghdad street poet infiltrates high society when his daughter is wooed by a prince. (2h)

8:30 p.m.

(51) “Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie”

+++ (Family,2009) Selena Gomez, David Henrie. Alex accidentally casts a spell that makes it so her parents have never met.

(1h45)

9:00 p.m.

(32) “True Lies” +++ (Action,1994) Arnold

Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis. A secret agent puts his family at risk when they discover his true identity. (3h) (55) “Top Gun” +++ (Action,1986) Kelly McGillis, Tom Cruise. Personal tragedy leads a cocky, undisciplined navy pilot to reassess his career. (2h30)

10:00 p.m.

(56) “Dirty Harry” ++++ (Action,1971) Clint

Eastwood, Harry Guardino. A San Francisco police inspector must track down a sniper who is terrorizing the city. (2h)

3:00 p.m.

1:30 a.m.

(55) “Goodfellas” +++ (Crime Story,1990) Joe

(55) “Taxi Driver” ++++ (Drama,1976) Jodie

Pesci, Ray Liotta. A tough New York mobster becomes a target of the government and the mafia. (3h)

3:15 p.m.

(32) “The Rock” +++ (Action,1996) Nicolas

Cage, Sean Connery. A former spy and an FBI agent must break into Alcatraz prison to foil a deadly plot. (2h45)

4:00 p.m.

(36) “Casino Royale” +++ (Action,2006)

Daniel Craig, Judi Dench. On his first mission with 00 status, James Bond must stop terrorist banker Le Chiffre. (3h01) (59) “Truth Hall” +++ (Drama,2008) Jade Dixon, Tamara Curry. College friends reunite for a wedding, but their past secrets threaten to ruin everything. (2h)

4:15 p.m.

(57) “The Major and the Minor” +++

(Comedy,1942) Ginger Rogers, Ray Milland. A

Foster, Robert De Niro. An alienated veteran’s night shifts as a New York cab driver fuel his urge to lash out. (2h30)

2:00 a.m.

(57) “Rose Marie” +++ (Romance,1954) Ann

Blyth, Howard Keel. A mountie tries to civilize a young woman but falls in love with her instead. (2h)

3:00 a.m.

(5) “The Invisible” +++ (Thriller,2007) Marcia

Gay Harden, Justin Chatwin. A teen is stuck in purgatory after being viciously beaten within an inch of his life. (2h)

3:30 a.m.

(51) “The Color of Friendship” +++ (True

Story,2000) Carl Lumbly, Penny Johnson. A congressman and his family open their home to an African exchange student in 1977.

(1h30)

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SUNDAY 9:00 a.m.

(55) “Goodfellas” +++ (Crime Story,1990) Joe

Pesci, Ray Liotta. A tough New York mobster becomes a target of the government and the mafia. (3h)

9:30 a.m.

(36) “Casino Royale” +++ (Action,2006)

Daniel Craig, Judi Dench. On his first mission with 00 status, James Bond must stop terrorist banker Le Chiffre. (3h)

10:00 a.m.

(32) “Cinderella Man” ++++

(Biography,2005) Renée Zellweger, Russell Crowe. An ex-prizefighter returns to the ring to support his family during the Depression.

(3h) (57) “Julius Caesar” +++ (History,1953) John Gielgud, Marlon Brando. A dictator thinks of himself like a god, although his empire ultimately crumbles. (2h15)

12:00 p.m.

(6) “The Green Mile” +++ (Drama,1999)

David Morse, Tom Hanks. Death row guards form a relationship with an inmate who possesses extraordinary powers. (3h) (55) “Defiance” +++ (Drama,2009) Daniel Craig, Liev Scheiber. Three brothers escape from the Nazis only to struggle with survival in the woods. (3h)

12:15 p.m.

(57) “Suspicion” ++++ (Thriller,1941) Cary

Grant, Joan Fontaine. A woman gradually realizes that her irresponsible husband intends to have her killed. (1h45)

12:30 p.m.

(36) “Quantum of Solace” +++ (Action,2008)

Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko. James Bond goes rogue after an assassination attempt on M and looks into a Bolivian coup. (2h30)

1:30 p.m.

(53) “Fantastic Four” +++ (Action,2005) Ioan

Gruffudd, Jessica Alba. While doing research on a space station, four people get super powers from cosmic rays. (2h30)

2:00 p.m.

(57) “Wait Until Dark” +++ (Thriller,1967)

Alan Arkin, Audrey Hepburn. Con men take advantage of a woman’s blindness as they try to recover a drug-filled doll. (2h)

3:00 p.m.

(55) “Top Gun” +++ (Action,1986) Kelly

McGillis, Tom Cruise. Personal tragedy leads a cocky, undisciplined navy pilot to reassess his career. (2h30)

3:30 p.m.

(40) “Wedding Crashers” +++

(Comedy,2005) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn.

Two womanizers sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air.

(2h30)

4:00 p.m.

(32) “The Shawshank Redemption” ++++

(Drama,1994) Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins.

A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h) (57) “Sounder” ++++ (Drama,1972) Cicely Tyson, Paul Winfield. An African-American boy struggles to get a decent education during the 1930’s Depression. (2h)

6:00 p.m.

(36) “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s

End” +++ (Adventure,2007) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom. The pirates battle Davy Jones and the East India Company. (3h30) (57) “Citizen Kane” ++++ (Drama,1941) Joseph Cotten, Orson Welles. The investigation of a tycoon’s dying words reveals conflicting stories about his life. (2h15)

7:00 p.m.

(5) “The Other End of the Line” +++

(Romance,2008) Jesse Metcalfe, Shriya. A woman falls in love with a man from San

Francisco and leaves India to be with him.

(2h) (32) “The Da Vinci Code” +++ (Drama,2006) Audrey Tautou, Tom Hanks. A symbologist follows clues at a murder scene in a race to decode an ancient secret. (3h) (49) “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” +++ (Comedy/Drama,1988) Bob Hoskins, Joanna Cassidy. A Hollywood detective attempts to prove a cartoon character’s innocence in a murder case. (2h) (53) “Kung Fu Panda” +++ (Comedy,2008) Voices of Jack Black, Jackie Chan. A bumbling panda’s dreams of being a warrior may come true when a villain comes to town. (2h)

9:00 p.m.

(53) “Monsters vs. Aliens” +++

(Animated,2009) Voices of Reese Witherspoon, Seth Rogen. A woman is turned into a giant monster and becomes part of a secret government team. (2h)

10:00 p.m.

(32) “The Da Vinci Code” +++ (Drama,2006)

Audrey Tautou, Tom Hanks. A symbologist follows clues at a murder scene in a race to decode an ancient secret. (3h) (57) “Metropolis” ++++ (Fantasy,1926) Alfred Abel, Brigette Helm. A city of the future is threatened when a mad scientist tries to stop labor reformers. (2h45)

11:00 p.m.

(53) “Monsters vs. Aliens” +++

(Animated,2009) Voices of Reese Witherspoon, Seth Rogen. A woman is turned into a giant monster and becomes part of a secret government team. (2h)

1:00 a.m.

(60) “U.S. Marshals” +++ (Action,1998)

Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes. A framed covert C.I.A. agent becomes a fugitive on the run from a U.S. Marshal. (3h)

1:45 a.m.

(57) “Things to Come” ++++ (Drama,1936)

Ralph Richardson, Raymond Massey. An intellectual leader insists that a post-apocalyptic world could be saved by technology. (2h15)

4:00 a.m.

(57) “Anna Karenina” ++++ (Drama,1935)

Fredric March, Greta Garbo. A liaison between an officer and the sheltered wife of an aristocrat ruins a marriage. (2h)

MONDAY 6:30 a.m.

(36) “Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the

Dragon God” +++ (Fantasy,2005) Mark Dymond, Clemency Burton-Hill. An evil sorcerer uses an artifact to raise an army and get revenge on his enemies. (2h30)

8:00 a.m.

(53) “Fantastic Four” +++ (Action,2005) Ioan

Gruffudd, Jessica Alba. While doing research on a space station, four people get super powers from cosmic rays. (2h30)

9:00 a.m.

(57) “Great Catherine” +++ (Comedy,1968)

Jeanne Moreau, Peter O’Toole. The legendary Russian empress, Catherine the Great, falls for a military man. (1h45)

12:30 p.m.

(57) “Rasputin and the Empress” +++

(Epic,1932) Ethel Barrymore, John Barrymore.

A mysterious man gains control over the Russian royal family and threatens their reign.

(2h15)

1:30 p.m.

(53) “Superman Returns” +++ (Action,2006)

Kevin Spacey, Parker Posey. Superman returns to Earth and comes face to face with his oldest foe: Lex Luthor. (3h30)

2:30 p.m.

(36) “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s

End” +++ (Adventure,2007) Johnny Depp,

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4:30 p.m.

(29) “Fried Green Tomatoes” +++ (Comedy/

Drama,1991) Jessica Tandy, Kathy Bates. An unhappy Southern wife befriends an elderly woman and becomes captivated by her tales.

(2h30)

5:00 p.m.

(53) “Kung Fu Panda” +++ (Comedy,2008)

Voices of Jack Black, Jackie Chan. A bumbling panda’s dreams of being a warrior may come true when a villain comes to town. (2h)

6:00 p.m.

(55) “No Country for Old Men” +++ (Crime

Story,2007) Javier Bardem, Tommy Lee Jones.

A hit man pursues a poor welder who made off with $2 million from a botched drug deal.

(2h30)

7:45 p.m.

(57) “The Red Shoes” ++++ (Musical,1948)

Anton Walbrook, Moira Shearer. A dancer is torn between the director and the composer of the ballet that made her a star. (2h30)

8:30 p.m.

(55) “No Country for Old Men” +++ (Crime

2:30 p.m.

(36) “The Road Warrior” +++ (Sci-Fi,1981)

Bruce Spence, Mel Gibson. A mercenary protects a post-apocalyptic town from a violent gang that wants their oil. (2h)

3:30 p.m.

(55) “No Country for Old Men” +++ (Crime

Story,2007) Javier Bardem, Tommy Lee Jones.

A hit man pursues a poor welder who made off with $2 million from a botched drug deal.

(2h30)

6:00 p.m.

(55) “We Were Soldiers” +++ (War,2002)

Madeleine Stowe, Mel Gibson. The story of the first major battle of the Vietnam War, as seen by both sides. (3h) (57) “Lust for Life” ++++ (Biography,1956) Anthony Quinn, Kirk Douglas. A passionate biography of painter Vincent Van Gogh, whose genius drove him mad. (2h15)

8:15 p.m.

(57) “Paths of Glory” +++ (War,1957)

Adolphe Menjou, Kirk Douglas. A French General selects men to be executed after they refuse to engage in a mission. (1h45)

3:15 a.m.

(57) “Two Weeks in Another Town” +++

(Drama,1962) Edward Robinson, Kirk Douglas. A washed-up actor joins forces with a has-been director to make a comeback. (2h)

5:15 a.m.

(57) “Hook” +++ (Fantasy,1991) Dustin

Hoffman, Robin Williams. A grown-up Peter Pan must return to Neverland to rescue his kids from Captain Hook. (1h45)

WEDNESDAY 6:00 a.m.

(43) “Titanic” +++ (Drama,1997) Kate

Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio. Two social opposites meet and fall in love while on Titanic’s maiden voyage. (4h)

7:15 a.m.

(55) “Michael Clayton” +++ (Crime

Story,2007) Michael O’Keefe, Tom Wilkinson.

An attorney becomes involved in an evil plot after a career spent handling the dirty work.

(2h45)

5:00 p.m.

(53) “Taken” +++ (Thriller,2008) Famke

Janssen, Liam Neeson. A retired agent does everything he can to get his daughter back from traffickers. (2h)

6:00 p.m.

(55) “The Italian Job” +++ (Action,2003)

Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg. Thieves plan the heist of their lives by creating the largest traffic jam in L.A. history. (2h30)

7:45 p.m.

(57) “East of Eden” ++++ (Drama,1955)

James Dean, Julie Harris. The emotionally volatile son of a lettuce farmer searches for approval from his family. (2h15)

8:00 p.m.

(32) “300” +++ (Epic,2006) Gerard Butler,

Lena Headey. The Spartan king assembles a small army of soldiers to defend his land from the Persians. (2h)

8:30 p.m.

(55) “The Italian Job” +++ (Action,2003)

Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg. Thieves plan the heist of their lives by creating the largest traffic jam in L.A. history. (2h30)

1:00 a.m.

4:00 a.m.

4:00 p.m.

James Cagney, Virginia Mayo. A psychopathic mobster is brought down by a relentless government agent. (2h)

6:00 p.m.

(55) “True Grit” ++++ (Western,1969) Glen

(57) “Quo Vadis” ++++ (Epic,1951) Deborah

Kerr, Robert Taylor. A Roman warrior falls for a Christian woman during the tyrannical reign of Emperor Nero. (3h)

++++ (Drama,1964) Marcello Mastroianni,

Sophia Loren. (2h)

12:00 p.m.

(43) “Titanic” +++ (Drama,1997) Kate

Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio. Two social opposites meet and fall in love while on Titanic’s maiden voyage. (4h)

2:00 p.m.

(53) “Enemy of the State” +++

(Action,1998) Gene Hackman, Will Smith. A successful lawyer is pursued by a treacherous National Security Agency official. (3h)

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1:00 p.m.

(57) “White Heat” ++++ (Crime Story,1949)

5:30 a.m.

(57) “Yesterday, Today And Tomorrow”

Wayne, Lauren Bacall. When a legendary gunfighter learns he has terminal cancer, he sets out to settle scores. (2h15)

(Drama,1949) Alexis Smith, Clark Gable. A casino proprietor risks his life in order to prove his decency to his wife and son. (2h)

(Romance,1950) Deborah Kerr, Robert Walker.

A secretary learns that she has inherited what she believes to be a fabulous Texas ranch.

(1h30)

10:15 a.m.

11:45 a.m.

(55) “The Shootist” +++ (Western,1976) John

(57) “Any Number Can Play” +++

(57) “Please Believe Me” +++

Loggia, Sophia Loren. A mother and daughter must deal with the horrors of rape and the tragedies of war. (1h45)

(Comedy,1997) Helen Hunt, Jack Nicholson.

An obsessive recluse’s life changes when he meets a waitress and befriends his neighbor.

(3h)

2:00 p.m.

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Chris O’Neil, Rhiannon Leigh Wryn. When two children discover a strange box of toys, they are transformed into geniuses. (2h)

(57) “Two Women” ++++ (War,1961) Robert

10:00 a.m.

(53) “As Good as It Gets” +++

(Comedy,1995) Adam Sandler, Bradley Whitford. An adult must repeat elementary school to prove he can take over the family business. (2h)

(40) “The Last Mimzy” +++ (Family,2007)

8:30 a.m.

(Western,1974) Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder.

The first black sheriff in the Wild West battles a politician’s evil plot to ruin a town. (2h)

(28) “Billy Madison” +++

Story,1979) Clint Eastwood, Patrick McGoohan. The true story of the 1962 escape from Alcatraz prison by inmate Frank Morris.

(2h30)

Kevin Spacey, Parker Posey. Superman returns to Earth and comes face to face with his oldest foe: Lex Luthor. (3h30) (55) “The Fountain” +++ (Sci-Fi,2006) Hugh Jackman, Rachel Weisz. A man embarks on an epic journey to the Tree of Life, said to bestow eternal life. (2h)

7:15 a.m.

(55) “Blazing Saddles” ++++

1:30 p.m.

11:30 p.m.

(53) “Superman Returns” +++ (Action,2006)

(Drama,1944) Edmund Gwenn, John Garfield.

The ultimate destination of two dead emigrants is to be determined on a strange ship.

(2h)

Brendan Fraser, Elizabeth Hurley. A dweeb is granted seven wishes by the devil to help him snare the girl of his dreams. (2h)

(41) “Escape From Alcatraz” ++++ (True

8:00 a.m.

6:00 a.m.

(57) “Between Two Worlds” +++

(53) “Bedazzled” +++ (Comedy,2000)

Story,2007) Javier Bardem, Tommy Lee Jones.

A hit man pursues a poor welder who made off with $2 million from a botched drug deal.

(2h30)

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THURSDAY

9:00 p.m.

(53) “Taken” +++ (Thriller,2008) Famke

Janssen, Liam Neeson. A retired agent does everything he can to get his daughter back from traffickers. (2h) (55) “We Were Soldiers” +++ (War,2002) Madeleine Stowe, Mel Gibson. The story of the first major battle of the Vietnam War, as seen by both sides. (3h)

9:15 p.m.

(41) “Escape From Alcatraz” ++++ (True

Story,1979) Clint Eastwood, Patrick McGoohan. The true story of the 1962 escape from Alcatraz prison by inmate Frank Morris.

(2h30)

11:45 p.m.

(57) “The Devil’s Disciple” +++

(Drama,1959) Burt Lancaster, Kirk Douglas. A minister and a cowardly man discover their inner courage during the Revolutionary War. (1h30)

12:00 a.m.

(36) “Sunshine” +++ (Adventure,2007) Chris

Evans, Cillian Murphy. A group of people is sent to space to detonate a massive bomb to restore the sun’s state. (1h) (55) “Bull Durham” +++ (Comedy/ Drama,1988) Kevin Costner, Susan Sarandon.

A groupie teaches a minor-league baseball pitcher about life, love and lingerie. (2h30)

8:30 a.m.

(57) “Flight” +++ (Romance,1929) Jack Holt,

Ralph Graves. A marine flyer and his mentor fall for the same woman. (2h)

11:30 a.m.

(53) “Enemy of the State” +++

(Action,1998) Gene Hackman, Will Smith. A successful lawyer is pursued by a treacherous National Security Agency official. (3h)

12:30 p.m.

(55) “The Silence of the Lambs” ++++

(Thriller,1991) Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins.

An FBI recruit works with a criminally insane man to catch a serial killer on the loose.

(2h30)

1:00 p.m.

(57) “Whirlpool” +++ (Drama,1934) Jack

Holt, Jean Arthur. Ex-con does everything he can to protect his daughter whom he’s never met. (1h15)

3:00 p.m.

(55) “Goodfellas” +++ (Crime Story,1990) Joe

Pesci, Ray Liotta. A tough New York mobster becomes a target of the government and the mafia. (3h)

4:30 p.m.

(57) “Tammy and the Bachelor” +++

(Comedy,1957) Debbie Reynolds, Leslie Nielsen. A young woman cares for a pilot after his plane crashes in the swamp near her home. (1h30)

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(51) “Little Manhattan” +++ (Comedy/

Drama,2005) Charlie Ray, Josh Hutcherson.

Two 10-year-old children fall in love for the first time after one overcomes a divorce.

(1h40)

10:00 p.m.

(28) “Billy Madison” +++ (Comedy,1995)

Adam Sandler, Bradley Whitford. An adult must repeat elementary school to prove he can take over the family business. (2h) (57) “Rebel Without a Cause” ++++ (Drama,1955) James Dean, Natalie Wood. A frustrated teenager’s rebellion against his parents leads to violence and despair. (2h)

12:00 a.m.

(57) “Giant” +++ (Romance,1956) Elizabeth

Taylor, Rock Hudson. A rivalry unfolds between a wealthy Texas rancher and a former ranch hand. (3h30)

1:00 a.m.

(40) “Prime” +++ (Comedy,2005) Uma

Thurman, Bryan Greenberg. A career driven woman’s new young lover happens to be her therapist’s son. (2h)

4:00 a.m.

(57) “Our Vines Have Tender Grapes”

++++ (Drama,1945) Agnes Moorehead, Margaret O’Brien. When a young girl donates her calf to an impoverished farmer, the townspeople follow suit. (2h)

Campbell, John Wayne. A girl recruits a U.S. Marshal and a Texas Ranger to help her find her father’s killer. (3h) (57) “Ballad of the Sad Cafe” +++ (Drama,1991) Keith Carradine, Vanessa Redgrave. A powerful Southern matriarch is pushed to extremes when her jailbird husband returns. (2h)

9:00 p.m.

(42) “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” +++

(Comedy,1982) Jennifer Jason Leigh, Sean Penn. Follow six teenagers through every one of their escapades for one year of high school. (2h) (55) “True Grit” ++++ (Western,1969) Glen Campbell, John Wayne. A girl recruits a U.S. Marshal and a Texas Ranger to help her find her father’s killer. (3h)

10:00 p.m.

(57) “The Perfect Murder” +++

(Thriller,1988) (2h)

12:00 a.m.

(55) “Blazing Saddles” ++++

(Western,1974) Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder. The first black sheriff in the Wild West battles a politician’s evil plot to ruin a town. (2h)

5:15 a.m.

(57) “Too Hot to Handle” +++

(Romance,1938) Clark Gable, Myrna Loy. Two men accompany a woman on her search for her missing brother, ending up in the Amazon. (2h)

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