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Bite my TV 3net brings 'River Monsters' to life

By Sheila Busteed TV Media BITE MY TV: Imagine that you’re in a murky river, and suddenly you’re attacked by a pack of predators that resemble giant piranhas, creatures with shark-like teeth that can tear flesh from bone and devour whole schools of fish in mere moments. That’s certainly enough inspiration for most people to stay out of the water. But Jeremy Wade isn’t most people.

The British biologist, renowned fisherman and host of Animal Planet’s “River Monsters” is returning for a fourth season of the hit series, which will premiere this week. The first episode of the new season will air Sunday, April 1, but it’s the following episode that will certainly terrify fans.

The April 8 episode, titled “Pack of Teeth,” will mark the first time that Animal Planet and 3net will simulcast a program together. What’s special about this is that 3net’s offering of the episode will be available in 3-D and feature an additional seven minutes of footage.

The 3-D channel, which is available exclusively through DirecTV, launched last year as a joint venture between Discovery Communications, Sony and IMAX. In “Pack of Teeth,” Wade travels to the Okavango Delta in southern

Africa to test the rumors that these giant piranha-like fish actually exist and hunt in the river. Witnesses have testified to seeing the creatures attack schools of fish and that they may even be inclined to feast on human flesh if the opportunity were to arise. “’River Monsters’ has viewers on the edge of their seats on Animal Planet, and just wait until they see it in 3-D,” said Animal Planet president Marjorie Kaplan. “We’re delighted to partner with 3net on this simulcast and can’t wait for Jeremy Wade to have ‘River Monsters’ diving into living rooms.”

In the past three seasons, Wade has wrangled everything from the aggressive Hoplias amiara to the giant freshwater stingray and even a 500-pound male bull shark.

KELLY’S COMEBACK: As a TV host, Kelly Ripa has a lot on her plate now that Regis Philbin has retired and left her to host ABC’s “Live! With Kelly” on her own.

Guest hosts have helped to lighten her workload, but she’s apparently not afraid to take on even more in these busy times.

TV Land recently announced that Ripa is returning as host of its annual TV Land Awards show. This year’s ceremony, which marks its 10th anniversary, will be taped on Saturday, April 14, at the Lexington

”River Monsters” returns for Season 4 on April 1 Avenue Armory in New York City’s Gramercy Park. The network will broadcast the event on Sunday, April 29. Ripa last hosted the event in 2007.

This year’s ceremony will also feature a special presentation to the legendary Aretha Franklin, who

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“We are ecstatic to welcome back Kelly as she reprises her role as host of the ‘TV Land Awards’ this year for our 10th annual celebration,” said network president Larry W. Jones. “Her energy, enthusiasm and love of television make her the perfect person to lead the evening.”

The program is unique among award shows because it doesn’t just focus on current programming.

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This year’s complete list of honorees has not yet been released, but past ceremonies have paid tribute to the likes of Michael J. Fox, John Travolta, Bill Cosby, Mel Brooks, Garry Marshall and Carl Reiner, as well as shows like “Cheers,” “The Cosby Show,” “Bosom Buddies,” “MASH” and “The Dick Van Dyke Show.”

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Feature Story Betty White hosts new hidden-camera prank series She’s also been involved with organizations such as World Wildlife Fund and the Morris Animal Foundation.

“Betty White’s Off Their Rockers” is the latest in a flurry of media featuring White, and it seems the public just can’t get enough. With her famous funny bone and impeccable comedic timing, the series is sure to win over audiences of all ages. Tune in Wednesday to see White’s gang of merry pranksters pull one over on today’s youth.

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verybody loves Betty White.

She’s been on television for almost as long as it has existed, and yet she’s never been more popular -- or more busy. She does movies, commercials, she had a gig hosting “Saturday Night Live,” and she’s been popping up everywhere with guest spots on hit shows like “The Middle” and “30 Rock.” But White, who just turned 90 in January, shows no signs of slowing down.

“Betty White’s Off Their Rockers” is her latest and greatest project, which premieres Wednesday, April 4, on NBC. The show follows a group of senior citizens as they hit the streets to pull the wool over the eyes of the younger generation.

White serves as executive producer and on-camera host, and she will perform in comedy sketches and provide commentary on the pranks.

“People have been telling me that I’m ‘off my rocker’ for years,” said White. “Now I can prove it!”

A sneak preview of the series aired on Jan. 16, 2012, right after “Betty White’s 90th Birthday: A Tribute to America’s Golden Girl” -a star-studded event that celebrated White’s long and illustrious acting career.

In “Rockers,” the unsuspecting youngsters are placed in hilariously awkward situations -- like being propositioned by an elderly woman at an airport or being asked to sign a petition banning ugly people from reproducing. The concept originated from the Belgian series “Benidorm Bastards,” which has been internationally successful. And now it’s been adapted across the pond with America’s comedy sweetheart at the helm.

Hidden-camera comedies have done well over the years, from classic hits like “Candid Camera” to the more recent “Punk’d,” in which host Ashton Kutcher and his crew play pranks on other celebrities. But adding innocent-looking elderly pranksters into the mix is a new twist on the formula that is sure to make “Rockers” an instant hit.

A multiple Emmy winner, White was bitten by the acting bug at an Friday, March 30, 2012

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Betty White and Reatha Grey in “Betty White’s Off Their Rockers” produced “The Pet Set,” which feaplayed on and off until 2009. She early age, with a career in front of also kept busy with several guest the camera and on radio spanning tured celebrities with their pets. spots on hit shows like “Boston Leback to the late 1930s. During the FARMERS COUNTRY MARKET gal” and “Community.”

‘50s and ‘60s, she was a recurring Del Norte - Plains Park - 2nd & Garden But it wasn’t until the 2010 “Betguest on popular game shows of ty White to Host SNL (Please)” Facethe era such as “Password” and book campaign that things really “Match Game.” She was the first started to heat up. After gaining an woman ever to win an Emmy for For Week of April 2 - April 6 immense following, the campaign hosting a game show, winning for Breakfast Lunch worked and White hosted “Saturher work on the short-lived show day Night Live” in May 2010. It “Just Men!” Yogurt Pizza Cereal Bar brought in the show’s highest ratShe then catapulted to fame in Salad w/Dressing MON Juice Orange Pineapple ings in years. the 1970s when she joined “The Playing feisty house caretaker Mary Tyler Moore Show” as sarcasChicken Nugget Morning Roll Mash Potatoes w/ Country Gravy tic and two-faced Sue Ann Nivens, a Elka Ostrovsky, White’s special TUES Farmers Juice Country Market WG Roll magic has also drawn in impressive role that nabbed her two Emmys.

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As Morgana’s grip tightens around Camelot, Merlin must take extraordinary measures to save the kingdom in this season finale. The famous sorcerer comes up with a plan to restore Arthur’s faith and convince him that he was destined to be a ruler.

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Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries R ea l L if e "The Last Dance" 1/2 Real Life "The Last Dance" 2/2 48 Hours: H ard Evidence 10:00 T o B e A n n ou nc e d G u n s "This Time It's Personal" B a r e f o o t (N) G i a d a (N) C h op p ed "Sound The Alarm!"

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Ca t / H e ll "Terrorizing My Clients" 1 1 : 0 0 N C A A B a s e b al l Duke vs. Georgia Tech (L) Th e Gam e 365 N C A A S o f t b a l l Baylor vs. Missouri (L) NCAA Gymnastics Homes S h o w ho u se (N) Ban g fo r Bu ck Hig h Lo w Design on Dime Dear Genevieve Curb: Block C u rb : Blo c k (N) H o u s e H u n te rs H o u s e H u n te rs C l e a n F re a k s (N) < F a i l u r e t o L a u n c h ++ ('06) Matthew McConaughey.

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T.U.F.F. Puppy Kung Fu Panda Powe r Rangers SpongeBob Kung Fu Pand a Kung Fu Panda Kung Fu Panda K ung Fu Panda Big Time Rush Big Time Rush iCarly iCarly Level Up Level Up Level Up Level Up Johnny Test Johnny Test J o h nn y T e s t A l m o s t N a k e d A l m o s t N ak e d A l m o s t N a k e d G u m b a l l Gumball Jessie A.N.T. Farm Wizards Wizards Good Luck ...

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By Adam Thomlison TV Media Q: I was wondering if you could help me find a movie. It is a movie similar to the cult classic Australian movie “Picnic at Hanging Rock.” The one I’m looking for involves American college students exploring a cave when they begin disappearing for no apparent reason. I saw part of this movie on television within the past six or seven years.

A: Does it have to be “the one” you’re looking for? How about three?

Unfortunately, I can’t narrow the answer to your question down to only one movie based on the plot, because the film biz made three versions of it in 2005.

“The Cavern,” “The Cave” and “The Descent” were all released in 2005, and all dealt with a group of young explorers going missing inside a cave system. The difference, apparently, was in the quality.

It’s most likely that the film you’re thinking of is “The Descent.” For starters, it’s the only one to have garnered good enough reviews to warrant a

continued life on television -- “The Cave” earned only an 11 per cent approval rating on the popular film-critic site RottenTomatoes.com, while “The Cavern,” which was made for a reported $150,000 and went straight to video, didn’t even get a rating on the site.

“The Descent” is also a little closer to the 1975 classic “Picnic at Hanging Rock,” in that the group who gets trapped in the cave are all girls. “The Descent,” however, takes “Picnic’s” ambiguousness and understated mystery and transforms it into a monster movie -- the disappearances are less mysterious and are more the result of bloodthirsty cave demons.

If that sounds like a peculiar sort of storyline, consider the fact that two other filmmakers made their own movies about groups of spelunkers who get picked off by subterranean cave monsters, and all three films were released within months of each other.

Q: What is Louis C.K.’s real name?

A: The first part is real, anyway.

Popular stand-up comic Louis C.K.’s real name is Louis Szekely, which is a Hungarian name (his father is said to

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He reportedly wanted to take pity on the many people who had trouble pronouncing it and so tried to make it easier on them -- C.K. is an approximation of the proper pronunciation, which is more like “see-kay.”

It would also, of course, make it harder on a struggling young comedian to have a name that promoters and announcers can’t even say.

Fortunately, this isn’t a problem for C.K. anymore. He’s a household name now, at least in the comedy world, but increasingly so in the entertainment biz as a whole.

He’s written for a number of comedy shows -- most notably “Late Show With David Letterman,” “Late Night With Conan O’Brien” and “Saturday Night Live” -- and has written and starred in two sitcoms of his own, “Lucky Louie” and the even more creatively named “Louie.”

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We Bought a Zoo A single dad decides his family needs a fresh start, so he and his two children move to the most unlikely of places: a zoo. With the help of an eclectic staff, and with many misadventures along the way, the family works to return the dilapidated zoo to its former wonder and glory.

Director: Cameron Crowe. Stars: Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson, Thomas Haden Church, Colin Ford, Maggie Elizabeth Jones, Angus Macfadyen, Elle Fanning, Patrick Fugit, John Michael Higgins, Carla Gallo, Stephanie Szostak.

2011, 124 mins., comedy.

9:30 a.m.

Jake and the Never Land Pirates Jake, Izzy, Cubby and Skully use their specially made sail wagons to race Captain Hook to Race-Around Rock in this new episode. Later, Cubby must overcome his fear of the dark so he can lead his friends to the Lost City of Gold.

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Green Lantern The hand of a planet’s princess is at stake as Hal battles a brutal warrior alien. Part of the DC Nation programming block, this animated series follows one of the comic industry’s biggest heroes: Hal Jordan, also known as Green Lantern.

Sunday (29)

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August Rush Convinced that his parents will one day claim him, a young orphan boy runs off to the city where a manipulative man takes him under his wing. As the boy uncovers an innate musical talent, his biological parents are being drawn together

Skully, Cubby, Izzy and Jake in “Jake and the Never Land Pirates”

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Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom American biologist Andrea Marshall is dedicated to studying manta rays. In the waters along the coastline of Mozambique, home to the world’s largest population of manta rays, Marshall makes a se-

ries of exciting discoveries about the amazing creatures.

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Prank My Mom A skilled team of actors help mischievous kids play pranks on their unsuspecting mothers in this new hidden-camera series. One mom gets more than she bargained for on a shopping trip, while another is set up on a hellish Internet date.

War Horse “War Horse,” director Steven Spielberg’s epic adventure, is a tale of loyalty, hope and tenacity set against a sweeping canvas of rural England and Europe during the First World War. “War Horse” begins with the remarkable friendship between a horse named Joey and a young man called Albert, who tames and trains him. When they are forcefully parted, the film follows the extraordinary journey of the horse as he moves through the war, changing and inspiring the lives of all those he meets — British cavalry, German soldiers and a French farmer and his granddaughter — before the story reaches its emotional climax in the heart of No Man’s Land.

Director: Steven Spielberg. Stars: Jeremy Irvine, Benedict Cumberbatch, David Thewlis, Tom Hiddleston, Emily Watson, David Kross, Toby Kebbel, Celine Buckens, Eddie Marsan, Peter Mullan, Patrick Kennedy, Niels Arestrup. 2011, 146 mins., drama.

Alien Opponent Meaghan has just killed her abusive redneck husband. Now all she has to do is make sure the body is discovered and the junkyard, as well as the insurance money, is all hers. But, just as her plans are coming to fruition, an alien spaceship lands in the barn where she left the body, and the aliens have taken up residence. So Meaghan sends out a call to any bounty hunter who will get rid of the aliens for her. When every nut within two time zones shows up, toting weapons and hoping to collect the reward, the junkyard is turned into an allout battle zone.

Director: Colin Theys. Stars: Ashley Bates, Roddy Piper, Jeremy London, Adrienne LaValley, Jessica Alexandra Green, Angela Relucio, Debra Jans, Greg Nutcher, Thomas Daniel, Kevin Shea. 2010, 100 mins., sci-fi/fantasy.

Late Laughs Conan: Conan O’Brien

The Tonight Show: Jay

A new study found that government employees are the happiest workers. The study was conducted not at the DMV.

Leno

A couple in England has paid thousands of dollars to get their dog a facelift. Apparently, the dog was so ugly, other dogs were sniffing his face.

The U.S. beat Italy in soccer for the first time ever. America hasn’t embarrassed Italy this badly since the first Olive Garden opened.

It seems a cat named Hank is running for the Senate in Virginia. You know the difference between a cat and a politician? A cat doesn’t pretend to care about you!

In a speech on Wall Street the other day, President Obama compared himself to Gandhi. Well, that makes sense -- he’s created a lot of jobs in India.

In a recent interview, President Obama said when he plays golf, he doesn’t Rick Santorum took a swipe at Mitt want or expect people to give him a Romney, saying money isn’t going pass on any shots. However, he is to buy this election. Two hours later, hoping people will give him a mulligan Mitt Romney bought Rick Santorum. in November.

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In New Jersey, an assemblyman has now proposed a bill that will require all babies and parents to take a DNA paternity test at birth. You’ve heard of Megan’s Law? This is Maury’s Law: You ARE the father!

Ikea has just unveiled its first-ever Ikea house. It’s an entire house you buy from Ikea that costs $86,000, comes with 1,000 square feet and takes 39 years to put together with that little Allen wrench.

While visiting a GM plant, President Obama pledged to buy a Chevy Volt after his presidency ends in five years.

Today, Mitt Romney said, “Make it one year, and I’ll buy it for you.”

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The Late Show: David Letterman On this day in 1933, the motion picture “King Kong” premiered. And then there were sequels.

One was about King Kong’s son, King W. Kong.

Live: Jimmy Kimmel Justin Bieber turned 18 years old, which means he’s now officially too old to listen to his own music.

The Late, Late Show: Craig Ferguson Backstage we have a suggestion box and employees are encouraged to anonymously write down any way

they feel we could improve the show.

And I have a secret webcam watching the suggestion box so I know who to fire, and that makes me happy.

There is a new survey out about the happiest professions.

I think the whole premise is flawed. You’re supposed to find true happiness outside of work, from friends, family and YouTube videos of old people falling down.

Late Night: Jimmy Fallon I read that Kim Kardashian is being sued for $5 million for endorsing a diet pill that doesn’t work. That’s weird -- if there’s anyone who’s perfect to represent “not working,” it’s Kim Kardashian.

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Soap Opera Update

By Dee Wright TV Media For the week of March 19 - 23 The Bold and the Beautiful Hope continues to feel guilty about her night with Liam, and things are made even worse when one of her former fans berates her for being with a married man. Hope confides in Dr. Stacy about how her mother’s promiscuity has led her to believe that sex is a bad thing. Meanwhile, Liam is more confident than ever about his relationship with Hope, but negative press makes him reconsider his lifestyle. Bill shows his son how to deal with the company’s poor image, but the guys end up fighting about Hope and Steffy again. Marcus and Dayzee announce their engagement and invite friends and family to celebrate with them.

Days of Our Lives Rafe and Nicole bond over loving people who treat them badly, and Rafe realizes that he must end his marriage so he can be with Carrie.

Sami is aghast to hear that Rafe wants a divorce, and she later hits rock bottom when Kate reveals that she knows about Sami’s deception.

She tells Sami that EJ will get custody of the children while she rots in jail. Abigail confesses that she lied about sleeping with Austin, and Austin presses Carrie to give their marriage another shot. In Alamainia, Stefano tells John and Hope that he will only release them if they help him find an artifact they stole for him while they were under his control.

General Hospital Carly and Blair realize that it’s up to them to find a solution to the Corinthos-Manning feud. The men, however, engage in a full-out war. Sonny’s behavior gets even worse when John McBain shows up and the men clearly have a history of fighting. Meanwhile, Kate’s secrets start leaking out when Johnny realizes that she’s hiding her true identity. Olivia misunderstands a conversation between Tracy and Anthony, and it could cause even more problems for Steve. Maxie is overwhelmed with guilt and can’t bring

Kim Matula stars as Hope in “The Bold and the Beautiful” that they both have family probherself to attend Robin’s funeral. lems. Ricky lets it slip that he works Michael lets it slip to Jason that something’s wrong with Robin, and for Phyllis, and Daisy tells him that Phyllis cannot be trusted. Later, Jason goes off the deep end. Dante Phyllis tells Ricky that she’ll help and Lulu are confused by Delores’s him advance his position in the erratic behavior. company if he helps her get inforThe Young and the Restless mation about Daisy. Jill takes a photo of Victor and Genevieve in a priRicky and Daisy meet and realize

vate moment, and she sends it to Ashley while she’s in a meeting with Jack and Nikki. Michael confronts Kevin about marrying Angelina, and Kevin finally comes clean about what happened. Michael is aghast at the whole situation but vows to help his brother get out of his marriage.

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7:30 p.m.

When Jessica is served divorce papers, her friend Lennon invites her to move back in with her in this new comedy. While Jessica tries to sort out her new life, Lennon’s livein boyfriend Joe begins to feel like an outsider in his own home.

Criminal Minds (10)

8:00 p.m.

Robert Englund guest stars as an Oregon police detective who helps Rossi and Hotch on a case involving a series of gothic, ritualistic murders. An equation could hold the key to solving the murders, which they believe may be the work of a Satanist.

Happy Endings (7)

8:30 p.m.

The gang attends yet another wedding as Eric and Derrick tie the knot in this season finale. Brad must share some important news with Jane. Meanwhile, she’s busy trying to help Eric hide the fact that the expensive reception must be downscaled.

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experiences culture shock when he travels to New York. (2h45)

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(36) “The Odyssey” +++ (Fantasy,1997)

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(Drama,1960) Eleanor Parker, Robert Mitchum. A southern landowner’s family is torn apart with news that he has an illegitimate son. (2h45)

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(36) “The Odyssey” +++ (Fantasy,1997)

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(57) “They Won’t Believe Me” +++ (Crime

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(41) “Crocodile Dundee” +++

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(61) “The Patriot” +++ (Drama,2000)

Heath Ledger, Mel Gibson. A pacifist is drawn into the American War of Independence in order to protect his son.

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Terrence Howard, Anthony Anderson. An aging pimp from Memphis makes one final attempt at becoming a successful rapper.

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(57) “The Seven Year Itch” +++

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A married man whose wife is on vacation falls for the blonde bombshell upstairs. (2h)

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(Adventure,1986) Linda Kozlowski, Paul Hogan. An Australian crocodile hunter

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9:00 p.m. ++++ (Sci-Fi,1977) Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill. Luke Skywalker and his allies set out to rescue Princess Leia from the Galactic Empire. (3h)

11:00 p.m.

(32) “Double Jeopardy” +++

(Suspense,1999) Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee Jones. After serving time for her husband’s murder, a woman tries to prove he’s still alive. (2h) (55) “Pet Sematary” +++ (Horror,1989) Dale Midkiff, Denise Crosby. A father triggers a horrific chain of events when he brings his dead son back to life. (2h) (59) “Truth Hall” +++ (Drama,2008) Jade Dixon, Tamara Curry. College friends reunite for a wedding, but their past secrets threaten to ruin everything. (2h)

12:00 a.m.

(60) “Crocodile Dundee” +++

(Adventure,1986) Linda Kozlowski, Paul Hogan. An Australian crocodile hunter experiences culture shock when he travels to New York. (2h30)

12:05 a.m.

(40) “The Terminal” +++ (Comedy/

Drama,2004) Catherine Zeta-Jones, Tom Hanks. A bureaucratic technicality forces a European man to take up residence in JFK Airport. (2h45)

1:45 a.m.

(57) “Heavy Metal” +++ (Animated,1981)

Don Francks, Richard Romanus. Five stories explore the path of destruction made by a strange device from parts unknown. (1h45)

3:00 a.m.

(24) “Hostage” +++ (Action,2005) Bruce

Willis, Kevin Pollak. A police negotiator must call on his skills when his own family is taken hostage. (2h)

SATURDAY 6:30 a.m.

(55) “The Shadow Riders” +++

(Western,1982) Sam Elliott, Tom Selleck.

Two brothers search for family members who were kidnapped by rebel guerillas.

(2h)

7:00 a.m.

(57) “The Outlaws Is Coming” +++

(Comedy,1965) Henry Gibson, Nancy Kovack. Three bumblers travel West to save the buffalo and end up fighting to save themselves. (1h30)

11:30 a.m.

(29) “North Country” +++ (Drama,2005)

Charlize Theron, Sean Bean. A female mineworker is sexually harassed and creates a class-action lawsuit. (2h) (57) “Stagecoach” ++++ (Western,1939) Claire Trevor, John Wayne. An odd group of passengers travel by stagecoach through uncharted Indian Territory. (2h)

1:30 p.m.

(29) “Grace Is Gone” +++ (Drama,2007)

John Cusack, Rebecca Spence. The father of two little girls takes them on a road trip to an amusement park in Florida. (2h)

2:00 p.m.

(9) “The Rundown” +++ (Action,2003)

Seann William Scott, Dwayne Johnson.

(1h30)

3:00 p.m.

(32) “The Da Vinci Code” +++

(Drama,2006) Audrey Tautou, Tom Hanks. A symbologist follows clues at a murder scene in a race to decode an ancient secret.

(3h)

(44) “A League of Their Own” +++

(Comedy,1992) Geena Davis, Tom Hanks.

Two sisters join a female professional baseball league during the Second World War. (3h)

3:30 p.m.

(29) “The Secret Life of Bees” +++

(Drama,2008) Dakota Fanning, Queen Latifah. A young girl escapes her abusive father and sets out to learn about her mother’s past. (2h30) (57) “The Natural” +++ (Sport,1984) Robert Duvall, Robert Redford. A talented 35-year-old baseball player travels to New York to play with the Knights. (2h30)

6:00 p.m.

(9) “Agenda Secreta” +++ (Drama,1990)

Brian Cox, Frances McDormand. (1h30) (29) “My Sister’s Keeper” +++

(Drama,2009) Abigail Breslin, Walter Raney.

A young girl tells her story of being born to help her sister medically. (2h) (57) “Sunrise” ++++ (Romance,1927) George O’Brien, Janet Graynor. A farmer’s affair with a city woman almost destroys his life. (2h) (60) “Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope” ++++ (Sci-Fi,1977) Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill. Luke Skywalker and his allies set out to rescue Princess Leia from the Galactic Empire. (3h)

7:00 p.m.

(61) “National Treasure: Book of Secrets”

+++ (Adventure,2007) Nicolas Cage, Jon

Voight. A historian must prove his greatgrandfather wasn’t involved in the Lincoln assassination. (2h30)

7:30 p.m.

(9) “Sin miedo” +++ (Action,2006) Jet Li,

Shido Nakamura. (1h30)

8:00 p.m.

(40) “The Longest Yard” +++

(Comedy,2005) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. A former football star puts a team of inmates together to play the prison guards. (2h30) (42) “Donnie Brasco” +++ (Crime Story,1997) Al Pacino, Johnny Depp. An undercover FBI agent infiltrates the mob and finds himself identifying with the Mafia. (2h30) (57) “Hallelujah” +++ (Drama,1929) Daniel Haynes, Nina Mae McKinney. A black laborer turns preacher after accidentally killing a man. (2h)

9:00 p.m.

(53) “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008)

Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. Tony Stark creates a suit of high tech armor to fix his mistakes and defend the innocent.

(3h30) (60) “Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back” ++++ (Sci-Fi,1980) Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill. Luke seeks out a Jedi master while his friends are relentlessly pursued by Darth Vader. (3h)

9:30 p.m.

(61) “National Treasure: Book of Secrets”

+++ (Adventure,2007) Nicolas Cage, Jon

Voight. A historian must prove his greatgrandfather wasn’t involved in the Lincoln assassination. (2h30)

10:00 p.m.

(57) “Born To Kill” +++ (Crime Story,1947)

Claire Trevor, Lawrence Tierney. A murderer marries a young innocent then goes after her more experienced sister. (1h45) (29) “My Sister’s Keeper” +++ (Drama,2009) Abigail Breslin, Walter Raney.

A young girl tells her story of being born to help her sister medically. (2h)

11:45 p.m.

(57) “Human Desire” +++ (Drama,1954)

Glenn Ford, Gloria Grahame. An unhappy

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wife seduces a veteran into helping her get rid of her husband. (1h45)

12:00 a.m.

(24) “Casino Royale” +++ (Action,2006)

Daniel Craig, Judi Dench. On his first mission with 00 status, James Bond must stop terrorist banker Le Chiffre. (3h)

1:30 a.m.

(57) “Ah, Wilderness!” ++++

(Comedy,1935) Lionel Barrymore, Wallace Beery. Eugene O’Neill captures the trials of growing up in small-town America. (1h45)

5:15 a.m.

(57) “Elmer the Great” +++

(Comedy,1933) Joe E. Brown, Patricia Ellis.

A country hick bats his way to baseball stardom. (1h15)

SUNDAY 6:30 a.m.

(57) “The Bank Dick” ++++

(Comedy,1940) W.C. Fields, Una Merkel. The town drunkard is hired to guard the local bank. (1h15)

7:45 a.m.

(57) “The Awful Truth” ++++

(Comedy,1937) Cary Grant, Irene Dunne. A divorced couple who are about to wed new partners spoil each other’s romantic plans.

(1h45)

8:30 a.m.

(29) “When Innocence Is Lost” +++ (True

Story,1997) Jill Clayburgh, Keri Russell. A young woman fights for custody and the right to keep her child while attending college. (2h)

9:30 a.m.

(57) “At The Circus” +++ (Musical,1939)

Eve Arden, Margaret Dumont. The Marx Brothers team up to keep a circus from going bankrupt. (1h30)

9:45 a.m.

(40) “Harold and Kumar Go to White

Castle” +++ (Comedy,2004) John Cho, Kal Penn. Two roommates spend a night in New Jersey searching for White Castle hamburgers. (1h45)

10:30 a.m.

(29) “Selena” +++ (Biography,1997)

Edward James Olmos, Jennifer Lopez. The life story of Mexican-American singer Selena, whose dreams were cut short at age 23. (2h30)

11:00 a.m.

(32) “Double Jeopardy” +++

(Suspense,1999) Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee Jones. After serving time for her husband’s murder, a woman tries to prove he’s still alive. (2h15) (54) “Independence Day” +++ (SciFi,1996) Bill Pullman, Will Smith. A group of people race against time to try to save the world from alien invaders. (3h) (57) “The Great Race” +++ (Comedy,1965) Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis. A hero with a pure heart enters a cross-continent race against an evil villain. (2h45)

12:00 p.m.

(24) “Blood Diamond” +++ (Action,2006)

Jennifer Connelly, Leonardo DiCaprio. A diamond smuggler and a slave embark on a quest to recover a rare pink diamond. (3h)

1:00 p.m.

(29) “My Sister’s Keeper” +++

(Drama,2009) Abigail Breslin, Walter Raney.

A young girl tells her story of being born to help her sister medically. (2h) (60) “Crocodile Dundee” +++ (Adventure,1986) Linda Kozlowski, Paul Hogan. An Australian crocodile hunter experiences culture shock when he travels to New York. (2h30)

1:15 p.m.

(32) “Kiss the Girls” +++ (Suspense,1997)

Ashley Judd, Morgan Freeman. A forensic psychologist attempts to track down the serial killer who kidnapped his niece.

(2h30)

1:45 p.m.

(57) “Some Like it Hot” +++

(Comedy,1959) Jack Lemmon, Marilyn Monroe. Two musicians on the run from gangsters masquerade as members of an all-girl band. (2h15)

2:30 p.m.

(42) “Donnie Brasco” +++ (Crime

Story,1997) Al Pacino, Johnny Depp. An undercover FBI agent infiltrates the mob and finds himself identifying with the Mafia. (2h30)

3:00 p.m.

(36) “The Amityville Horror” +++

(Drama,2005) Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George. A family moves into a house in which a family was murdered and faces demonic forces. (2h)

3:30 p.m.

(40) “The Longest Yard” +++

(Comedy,2005) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. A former football star puts a team of inmates together to play the prison guards. (2h30)

4:00 p.m.

(57) “The Long, Long Trailer” +++

(Comedy,1954) Desi Arnaz, Lucille Ball. A couple’s new marriage seems headed for disaster when they decide to buy a trailer home. (2h)

5:30 p.m.

(53) “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008)

Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. Tony Stark creates a suit of high tech armor to fix his mistakes and defend the innocent.

(3h30)

6:00 p.m.

(32) “Law Abiding Citizen” +++ (Crime

Story,2009) Gerard Butler, Jamie Foxx. A man wages a deadly war on the justice system after his family’s murderers are set free. (2h) (57) “Call Northside 777” +++ (Drama,1948) James Stewart, Richard Conte. A streetwise Chicago reporter attempts to prove a convicted felon’s innocence. (2h) (60) “Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back” ++++ (Sci-Fi,1980) Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill. Luke seeks out a Jedi master while his friends are relentlessly pursued by Darth Vader. (3h)

7:00 p.m.

(36) “White Noise” +++ (Mystery,2005)

Chandra West, Michael Keaton. A grieving widower is able to hear his deceased wife’s voice in white noise. (2h)

8:00 p.m.

(32) “Law Abiding Citizen” +++ (Crime

Story,2009) Gerard Butler, Jamie Foxx. A man wages a deadly war on the justice system after his family’s murderers are set free. (2h) (57) “Butterfield 8” +++ (Drama,1960) Elizabeth Taylor, Laurence Harvey. A highclass prostitute becomes attracted to a married man, whom she thinks is Mr. Right.

(2h)

9:00 p.m.

(60) “Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the

Jedi” ++++ (Adventure,1983) Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill. Luke Skywalker battles the monstrous Jabba the Hutt and squares off against Darth Vader. (3h)

10:00 p.m.

(57) “The Kiss” +++ (Romance,1929) Greta

Garbo, Lew Ayres. A woman’s generosity to an amorous youth leads to tragedy. (1h15)

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(9) “¡A Volar Joven!” +++ (Comedy,1947)

Andres Soler, Mario Moreno. (1h30)

(32) “Kiss the Girls” +++ (Suspense,1997)

Ashley Judd, Morgan Freeman. A forensic psychologist attempts to track down the serial killer who kidnapped his niece.

(2h30)

12:30 a.m.

(57) “High and Low” +++ (Suspense,1962)

Yutaka Sada, Takashi Shimura. Kidnappers mistake a chauffeur’s son for the child of a wealthy businessman. (2h30)

2:00 a.m.

(24) “Miami Vice” +++ (Action,2006) Colin

Farrell, Jamie Foxx. Two agents work undercover transporting drugs to seek out a group of murderers. (3h)

3:00 a.m.

(57) “Toys in the Attic” +++ (Drama,1963)

Dean Martin, Geraldine Page. Two sisters struggle to retain domination over their brother when he returns home. (1h45)

4:45 a.m.

(57) “Born to Dance” +++ (Musical,1936)

Eleanor Powell, James Stewart. A sailor on leave helps a young dancer make it to the top on Broadway. (2h)

MONDAY 8:00 a.m.

(36) “100 Feet” +++ (Horror,2008) Famke

Janssen, Bobby Cannavale. The spirit of an abusive man comes back to haunt his wife who killed him in self-defense. (2h)

9:00 a.m.

(57) “Yellow Jack” +++ (Drama,1938)

Robert Montgomery, Virginia Bruce. A Marine in turn-of-the-century Cuba risks his life to find a cure for yellow fever. (1h30)

9:30 a.m.

(51) “Mickey’s Great Clubhouse Hunt”

+++ (Adventure,2007) Wayne Allwine,

Tony Anselmo. Mickey is on the hunt for his clubhouse, because it has suddenly blown away in the wind. (1h)

10:30 a.m.

(57) “Four Girls in White” +++

(Romance,1939) Florence Rice, Una Merkel.

Student nurses cope with life’s problems.

(1h30)

6:00 p.m.

(57) “Lullaby of Broadway” +++

(Comedy,1951) Doris Day, Gene Nelson. A star’s former servants try to keep her daughter from learning of her fate. (1h45) (60) “Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi” ++++ (Adventure,1983) Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill. Luke Skywalker battles the monstrous Jabba the Hutt and squares off against Darth Vader. (3h)

7:45 p.m.

(57) “By the Light of the Silvery Moon”

+++ (Romance,1953) Doris Day, Gordon

MacRae. A girl’s love life goes ballistic when her sweetheart returns from the war.

(1h45)

9:00 p.m.

(53) “The Proposal” +++ (Comedy,2009)

Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock. A pushy woman forces her assistant to marry her in order to avoid deportation to Canada. (3h)

9:30 p.m.

(57) “My Dream is Yours” +++

(Musical,1949) Doris Day, Jack Carson. A talent scout turns a young unknown into a radio singing star. (1h45)

11:15 p.m.

(57) “On Moonlight Bay” +++

(Musical,1951) Doris Day, Gordon MacRae. A woman falls in love with an anti-capital-

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12:00 a.m.

(53) “The Proposal” +++ (Comedy,2009)

Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock. A pushy woman forces her assistant to marry her in order to avoid deportation to Canada. (3h)

1:00 a.m.

(57) “Romance on the High Seas” +++

(Musical,1948) Doris Day, Jack Carson. A suspicious wife hires a singer to pose for her on a cruise so she can spy on her spouse. (1h45)

2:45 a.m.

(57) “Tea for Two” +++ (Musical,1950)

Doris Day, Gordon MacRae. A jazz singer must answer ‘no’ to every question for 24 hours in order to get $25,000. (1h45)

4:30 a.m.

(57) “It’s a Great Feeling” +++

(Comedy,1949) Dennis Morgan, Doris Day. When no one will work with him, Jack decides to turn an unknown actress into his co-star. (1h30)

TUESDAY 7:30 a.m.

(55) “The Chronicles of Riddick” +++ (Sci-

Fi,2004) Judi Dench, Vin Diesel. An escaped convict searches for the secrets of his past while on an intergalactic crusade. (2h30)

7:45 a.m.

(57) “The Fugitive Kind” +++

(Drama,1959) Anna Magnani, Marlon Brando. A handsome drifter stirs up trouble when he has an affair with an unhappily married woman. (2h15)

10:00 a.m.

(57) “Sayonara” +++ (Romance,1957)

James Garner, Marlon Brando. A soldier must choose between a woman and his career while stationed in Japan. (2h30)

12:30 p.m.

(53) “Leatherheads” +++ (Comedy,2008)

George Clooney, Renee Zellweger. A football player recruits a college player to his team to bring excitement to the game.

(2h30) (57) “Julius Caesar” +++ (History,1953) John Gielgud, Marlon Brando. Julius Caesar’s assassination and its aftermath.

(2h15)

2:45 p.m.

(57) “Mutiny on the Bounty” +++

(Adventure,1962) Marlon Brando, Trevor Howard. An officer on the high seas leads a mutiny against his tyrannical captain in 1787. (3h15)

3:00 p.m.

(53) “Gridiron Gang” +++ (Sport,2006)

Xzibit, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. A juvenile detention probation officer creates a football program for his interns. (3h)

4:30 p.m.

(36) “Signs” +++ (Thriller,2002) Joaquin

Phoenix, Mel Gibson. A grieving father must protect his children when strange events portend disaster. (2h30)

6:00 p.m.

(55) “Backdraft” +++ (Action,1991) Kurt

Russell, William Baldwin. Two feuding firefighters assist a detective in the investigation of a mysterious arsonist. (3h) (57) “Lover Come Back” +++ (Comedy,1961) Doris Day, Rock Hudson. An advertising executive tries to wrestle an account away from a beautiful rival. (2h)

7:00 p.m.

(36) “The Village” +++ (Thriller,2004)

Adrien Brody, Joaquin Phoenix. Village inhabitants are tormented by terrible crea-

tures that haunt the surrounding forest.

(2h30)

8:00 p.m.

(32) “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron

Burgundy” +++ (Comedy,2004) Christina Applegate, Will Ferrell. A sexist anchorman feels threatened by a woman who may be after his job. (2h)

9:00 p.m.

(53) “Taken” +++ (Thriller,2008) Famke

Janssen, Liam Neeson. A retired agent does everything he can to get his daughter back from traffickers. (2h) (55) “Backdraft” +++ (Action,1991) Kurt Russell, William Baldwin. Two feuding firefighters assist a detective in the investigation of a mysterious arsonist. (3h)

9:30 p.m.

(36) “Signs” +++ (Thriller,2002) Joaquin

Phoenix, Mel Gibson. A grieving father must protect his children when strange events portend disaster. (2h30)

1:00 a.m.

(40) “Angels in the Endzone” +++

(Family,1997) Christopher Lloyd, Matthew Lawrence. An angel’s visit to a town alters the losing tradition of the high school football team. (2h)

WEDNESDAY 7:00 a.m.

(51) “Mickey’s Great Clubhouse Hunt”

+++ (Adventure,2007) Wayne Allwine,

Tony Anselmo. Mickey is on the hunt for his clubhouse, because it has suddenly blown away in the wind. (1h)

8:00 a.m.

(53) “Leatherheads” +++ (Comedy,2008)

George Clooney, Renee Zellweger. A football player recruits a college player to his team to bring excitement to the game.

(2h30)

9:45 a.m.

(55) “Stargate” +++ (Sci-Fi,1994) James

Spader, Kurt Russell. A military force travels to the other side of the galaxy through a mysterious portal. (2h45)

10:30 a.m.

(53) “Gridiron Gang” +++ (Sport,2006)

Xzibit, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. A juvenile detention probation officer creates a football program for his interns. (3h) (57) “Friendly Persuasion” +++ (Drama,1956) Anthony Perkins, Gary Cooper. A peaceful Quaker family’s sanctity is tested during the Civil War. (2h30)

11:30 a.m.

(24) “The Bone Collector” +++

(Thriller,1999) Angelina Jolie, Denzel Washington. A detective helps a rookie cop find a serial killer who collects the bones of his victims. (2h30)

12:30 p.m.

(55) “E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial” +++ (Sci-

Fi,1982) Drew Barrymore, Henry Thomas. A young boy forms a special bond with an alien and tries to help his friend return home. (2h30)

1:30 p.m.

(53) “The Departed” +++ (Thriller,2006)

Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. Working for the State Police and the Irish Mafia, two men go undercover to get evidence. (3h30)

4:30 p.m.

(57) “Pretty Poison” +++ (Psycho-

Drama,1968) Anthony Perkins, Tuesday Weld. A young man gets in over his head when he convinces a small-town girl he’s a secret agent. (1h30)

5:00 p.m.

(53) “Taken” +++ (Thriller,2008) Famke

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Janssen, Liam Neeson. A retired agent does everything he can to get his daughter back from traffickers. (2h)

6:00 p.m.

(57) “Midnight Lace” ++++ (Thriller,1960)

Doris Day, Rex Harrison. A young woman can’t get anyone to believe she’s being stalked. (2h)

9:00 p.m.

(41) “Blue Collar Comedy Tour” +++

(Documentary,2003) Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall. A collection of highlights from stand-up comedy routines made during the 2002 tour. (2h) (53) “The Bounty Hunter” +++ (Action,2010) Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston. A bounty hunter, with a string of bad luck, learns that his next target is his ex-wife. (2h30) (59) “The Express” +++ (Drama,2008) Dennis Quaid, Rob Brown. A biopic focusing on a gifted African-American athlete and his coach in the ‘50s and ‘60s. (3h)

9:45 p.m.

(57) “The Winning Team” +++

(Biography,1952) Doris Day, Ronald Reagan. The biography of baseball pitcher Grover Cleveland Alexander. (1h45)

11:00 p.m.

(41) “Blue Collar Comedy Tour” +++

(Documentary,2003) Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall. A collection of highlights from stand-up comedy routines made during the 2002 tour. (2h)

11:30 p.m.

(53) “The Bounty Hunter” +++

(Action,2010) Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston. A bounty hunter, with a string of bad luck, learns that his next target is his ex-wife. (2h30)

1:00 a.m.

(55) “Heaven Can Wait” +++

(Comedy,1978) Julie Christie, Warren Beatty. A pro-football player, sent to heaven before his time, returns to Earth in another body. (2h30)

1:30 a.m.

(57) “The West Point Story” +++

(Musical,1950) James Cagney, Virginia Mayo. An unemployed Broadway director is offered the chance to produce a show at West Pont. (2h)

5:30 a.m.

(57) “The Valley of Decision” +++

(Romance,1945) Greer Garson, Gregory Peck. A mill owner’s son upsets a town’s social hierarchy when he marries a housemaid. (2h15)

THURSDAY 7:30 a.m.

(55) “25th Hour” ++++ (Crime Story,2002)

Edward Norton, Philip Seymour Hoffman. A man has one day to put his life in order before going to prison for drug dealing.

(3h)

7:45 a.m.

(57) “The Yearling” ++++ (Drama,1946)

Jane Wyman, Gregory Peck. A lonely boy must make a difficult choice regarding the future of his pet deer. (2h15)

8:00 a.m.

(53) “The Departed” +++ (Thriller,2006)

Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon. Working for the State Police and the Irish Mafia, two men go undercover to get evidence. (3h30)

9:00 a.m.

(24) “Angels and Demons” +++

(Mystery,2009) Ewan McGregor, Tom Hanks. A professor is called upon to help prevent an attack on the Vatican and solve a murder. (3h)

10:00 a.m.

(57) “The Great Sinner” +++

(Romance,1949) Melvyn Douglas, Gregory Peck. A young man succumbs to gambling fever. (2h)

12:00 p.m.

(57) “Captain Horatio Hornblower” +++

(Adventure,1951) Virginia Mayo, Gregory Peck. A tough naval officer is assigned to a Central-American dictator in fighting the Spanish. (2h15)

2:00 p.m.

(59) “The Express” +++ (Drama,2008)

Dennis Quaid, Rob Brown. A biopic focusing on a gifted African-American athlete and his coach in the ‘50s and ‘60s. (3h)

2:15 p.m.

(57) “Man With a Million” +++

(Comedy,1954) Jane Griffiths, Gregory Peck.

A man is given a million pound note in a bet to see if he can live well without using it. (1h30)

3:45 p.m.

(57) “The Purple Plain” +++ (War,1954)

Bernard Lee, Gregory Peck. A pilot becomes reckless after his bride is killed in an air raid during World War II. (1h45)

6:00 p.m.

(57) “Please Don’t Eat the Daisies” +++

(Comedy,1960) David Niven, Doris Day. A drama critic moves to an old house in the suburbs and encounters a conniving actress. (2h)

7:00 p.m.

(36) “White Noise” +++ (Mystery,2005)

Chandra West, Michael Keaton. A grieving widower is able to hear his deceased wife’s voice in white noise. (2h)

8:00 p.m.

(57) “The Thrill of It All” +++

(Comedy,1963) Doris Day, James Garner. A housewife starts working as a television model, despite her husband’s protests. (2h)

9:00 p.m.

(41) “Young Guns” +++ (Western,1988)

Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland. Six gunmen become fugitives from the law after ambushing their employer’s murderers. (2h)

10:00 p.m.

(57) “The Glass Bottom Boat” +++

(Comedy,1966) Doris Day, Rod Taylor. A widow is mistaken for a Russian spy after she is hired as a scientist’s biographer. (2h)

11:00 p.m.

(53) “Role Models” +++ (Comedy,2008)

Paul Rudd, Seann William Scott. Two men, bored with life, become role models when a fight earns them community service. (2h)

12:00 a.m.

(57) “It Happened to Jane” +++

(Comedy,1959) Doris Day, Jack Lemmon. A small-town businesswoman takes on a railroad magnate in court. (2h)

1:00 a.m.

(53) “Role Models” +++ (Comedy,2008)

Paul Rudd, Seann William Scott. Two men, bored with life, become role models when a fight earns them community service. (2h)

2:00 a.m.

(57) “April in Paris” +++ (Musical,1952)

Doris Day, Ray Bolger. A bureaucrat falls in love with a French showgirl, who is appearing in his show. (2h)

5:15 a.m.

(57) “Guilty Hands” +++ (Crime

Story,1931) Kay Francis, Lionel Barrymore. A district attorney tries to frame an innocent girl for the murder he committed. (1h15) Roswell Daily Record: Movies Mar 30, 2012 to Apr 5, 2012

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B/Church of Christ Wednesdays 3 x 2”- Ladies Bible Class 10 am • Bible Study 7 pm • Nursery available for all services • Services interpreted for the deaf

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900 S.Main Street 575-623-2323 George Stapp, Michael Koonce Tommy Weathers

Primm Drug

& Professional Compounding 700 N. Union of Roswell (575)622-6571

Friday, March 30, 2012