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In the land of Oz Fox series resurrected for second season after being canceled By Kyla Brewer TV Media

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elevision “bad guys” used to be despicable, ranging from the bumbling to the egomaniacal. However, the tide has turned in prime time recently and many of today’s TV criminals are portrayed as clever, sophisticated or even, at times, noble. Few actors can pull off that kind of mischievous charm like Christian Slater, and he’s set to return to television in the season premiere of Fox’s “Breaking In,” airing Tuesday, March 6. Slater stars as Oz, a mysterious man who leads a team of former thieves and ne’er-do-wells at Contra Security, a unique company that literally breaks into clients’ businesses to point out holes in their security. He’s a master of manipulation and appears to take great pleasure in bossing around his uber-geeky crew in “Breaking In.” This is the sophomore season of the workplace comedy, a lucky break considering it had been cancelled in May of last year. “Breaking In” was initially picked up in November 2010, with a mere seven-episode order. Those are some small potatoes in network prime time. The series premiered in April 2011 but had been cancelled in May. The show’s producers at Sony TV reportedly fought for the series and the show was “uncancelled” as of August. That’s pretty rare in network television,

so Fox must have some serious faith in the series and those behind it. “’Breaking In’ is a creatively vibrant and wildly adventurous comedy,” said Fox executive Kevin Reilly at the time of renewal. “We are looking forward to bringing it back for a second season and continuing our relationship with this incredibly talented cast and these fantastic creators -- Adam Goldberg and Seth Gordon.” Perhaps Fox gave “Breaking In” another chance because it touches on a recent prime-time trend. TV series with such troublemakers at the helm appear to be all the rage these days. A&E’s “Breakout Kings,” which also has its season premiere this week (March 4), follows a group of prisoners who make a deal with U.S. marshals to help them catch other crooks in exchange for reduced sentences. The convicts are seen not as heartless monsters, but as intelligent, sometimes remorseful people. The same is true of TNT’s “Leverage,” which puts a modern-day spin on the age-old Robin Hood tale. Timothy Hutton stars as former insurance investigator-turned-thief Nate Ford. He guides a team of con artists and crooks who target powerful people who exploit those less fortunate. Also, USA Network’s “White Collar” takes a look at what happens when an FBI agent (Tim DeKay) teams up with a charismatic con artist (Matt Bomer) in the hopes of nabbing white-collar crimi-

nals. “Breaking In’s” cast of delinquents include Bret Harrison as brilliant computer expert and self-appointed “slacker hacker,” Cameron Price. He may be Oz’s go-to guy, but Price’s biggest ally in the office is Cash Sparks (Alphonso McAuley), a gadget and logistics whiz, not to mention prankster. Odette Annable, who also appears as Dr. Jessica Adams in Fox’s “House,” will recur as adventurous safecracker Melanie Garcia. The biggest news for “Breaking In” this season is the addition of multiEmmy winner Megan Mullally. She’s set to take over the office as Veronica Mann, who becomes Contra Security’s brassy new boss after the company is bought out by multi-billion-dollar global corporation. The Contra crew must now adjust to playing by the Mann’s rules. British actress Erin Richards also joins the cast as Mann’s executive assistant, Molly. The well-rounded cast must be good news for Slater, who hasn’t always had good luck with TV series. Although he’s had phenomenal success on the big screen in such films as “Interview With the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles” (1994) and “Broken Arrow” (1996), his TV projects often flop. The two major network TV series he’s headlined in the past few years have fallen prey to the so-called “Slater Curse.” Prior to “Breaking In,” the ac-

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Feature Story Woman forced to face her past in new ABC series enough of a following to continue after its first season. Shor has had success with some dramas, though, having appeared in several episodes of HBO’s “Damages” and the TV miniseries “Mildred Pierce.” Potts is likely most familiar to ‘90s TV fans as Mary Jo Shively on “Designing Women.” She also starred in “Pretty in Pink” (1986) and both “Ghost busters” movies as the nasal-voiced secretary Janine. Series about retribution have been all over TV lately, but they seem to be in reality shows more than scripted series. “Intervention,” “Hoarders” and even “The Biggest Loser” allow people to change their lifestyles and get back on the right track. But in the scripted world, it has been several seasons since characters were forced to face their past. In 2007, ABC and NBC released competing shows about people who struggle to put their lives back together. “Samantha Who,” starring Christina Applegate and Barry Watson, followed a woman’s journey to regain her memory after a hit-and-run accident. Unfortunately, she realizes that she was not a very nice person. “October Road” featured a young author who released a book about his hometown, and the community was not happy with it. When

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homas Wolfe once wrote, “You can’t go home again.” For Amanda Vaughn, she learns that she really shouldn’t have. After her marriage ends in a huge scandal, Amanda is forced to move in with her mother in the small Texas area where she grew up. Unfortunately, the neighbors are not exactly welcoming because they still hold Amanda’s high school behavior against her. Amanda (Leslie Bibb) was the Queen Bee in high school -- the leader of the mean girls, the start of all the rumors and the cause of many people’s pain. Her former classmates refuse to forgive and forget despite Amanda’s insistence that she has changed, and they are determined to get in the way of her new life. “GCB” premieres Sunday, March 4, on ABC. Carlene (Kristin Chenoweth) was a social outcast during her teen years, and Amanda was always the first one to point out her frizzy hair and unfashionable outfits. As an adult, she is the new Queen Bee, and she has a white picket fence and a gorgeous husband, Ripp (David James Elliott). Cricket (Miriam Shor) will never forget that Amanda stole her boyfriend and eventually married him, and she takes every opportunity to rub her new, successful life in Amanda’s face. Behind closed doors, however, Cricket’s marriage to Blake (Mark Deklin) is falling apart. Jennifer Aspen stars as Sharon, whose Miss Teen Texas crown was ripped away from her because of a rumour that Amanda started, and she never really got back on her feet. Together, the women try to squeeze Amanda out of their community, while still maintaining their good reputations and spotless images. The title “GCB” stands for “Good Christian Belles,” though some of the group’s behavior indicates that the B may stand for something else. The one person who is on Amanda’s side is her mother, Gigi (Annie Potts). Gigi is the perfect Texas socialite -- a member of every council and bake sale and a perfect delight to be around. She yearns to give her daughter and grandchildren a fresh start, but she has her work cut out for her when it comes to Amanda’s rogue, city-raised teenFriday, March 2, 2012

he returned home to see his friends and family after 10 years, he is forced to mend the fences he shattered a decade ago. Even NBC’s 11-season hit “Frasier” was about a man who went back to his hometown roots after a disastrous divorce. Frasier, played by Kelsey Grammer, was looking forward to the hip single life of an intellectual, but his plans are dashed when he takes in his retired father. The series itself was a spin off of “Cheers,” which also ran for 11 seasons during the 1990s.

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ed,” “On A Clear Day You Can See Forever” and “Promises, Promises,” alongside “Will & Grace” star Sean Hayes. She also had a main role as the deputy press secretary on “The West Wing” and she had several appearances on “Elmo’s World” and “Sesame Street” as a mime, Ms. Noodle. Shor hasn’t had much luck with television -- several of her series have gone belly up shortly after starting. “Then Came You” lasted just over a month, “Big Day” made 13 episodes and “Swingtown” didn’t gather

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Hollywood Q&A By Adam Thomlison TV Media Q:Who portrays Burt Reynolds in the “Saturday Night Live” versions of “Celebrity Jeopardy”? A: Not only did Norm Macdonald appear as Burt Reynolds in five installments of “Saturday Night Live’s” “Celebrity Jeopardy” spoof, but he wrote the sketch specifically for the pleasure of doing so. “I wrote that sketch because I wanted to do Burt Reynolds and I couldn’t figure out how to do him,” he said in a recent interview with the Arizona Republic. Macdonald discovered later that Reynolds was actually a fan of the skits. “I think he loves them. Maybe it’s because it reminds him of his younger self.” Indeed, Macdonald says Reynolds was such a fan that the two talked about having the actor himself do an appearance in one of the “Celebrity Jeopardy” skits, punching Macdonald’s Reynolds in the face. But before they could put it together Macdonald and “SNL” parted ways (he says he was fired, but the details have long been hushed).

Apparently the feelings weren’t too hard, though, because Macdonald came back a year later to host the show, and he did a “Celebrity Jeopardy” installment while there. There have been 14 of them in total, with Will Ferrell being the only performer appearing in all (as longtime “Jeopardy” host Alex Trebek). Macdonald cites a desire to “do” Reynolds, but perhaps he was also inspired by his shared heritage with Trebek. Both are Canadian, and both went to school in Ottawa, Ontario (Macdonald for broadcasting at Algonquin College, and Trebek for philosophy at the University of Ottawa). Q: Will A&E be bringing back “The Glades”? A: It will, and the show’s stars says that’s all thanks to how weird Florida is. “The voice of the show will always be finding bizarre and astounding parts of Florida,” Australian star Matt Passmore told Aussie news site The Age. “I don’t think they’ve scraped the bottom of the barrel as yet.” Passmore plays a Chicago cop who leaves the Windy City after an incident

involving his captain’s wife, and joins the state police in small town South Florida, expecting to get a lot of time to work on his golf swing. Instead he has his forensic skills tested as bodies pile up on a weekly basis, as they tend to do on such procedural cop shows. In terms of a premiere date, A&E hasn’t offered anything more precise than the three month block between June and August (that’s assuming they take the strict calendar definition of “summer”), but the previous season premiered in June. Entertainment Weekly asked Passmore why the show was a good fit for summer. “I think the audience can relate in the summer. It’s beautiful surroundings, and I think not only in America but a lot of the world, there is a fascination with Florida. It’s got such a glossy exterior and such a dark interior ... behind every bikini babe is an alligator. There’s not many places in America that you can have that kind of juxtaposition in.”

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“Cupcake Wars” host Justin Willman Los Angeles Green Festival. then pushing the flavor boundaries Just as cupcakes have been around that little extra mile for a sweet treat far longer than the recent trend, so too that would impress even the toughest has veganism. The term itself was first critics. coined in 1944 and has come to deSoy and almond milks serve as easy scribe a plant-based diet that is devoid substitutes for cow’s milk in baking, of any animal-derived products -- no where it just blends with other flavors meat, dairy, eggs or fish. True, veganism anyway. There are a wide range of is more restrictive than vegetarianism, egg substitutions too, including the which focuses primarily on a meat-free use of apple sauce and even ground diet; but despite the stigma it might flax seed mixed with water that can carry with staunch meat-eaters, its be used as a binding agent. Nothing practitioners have been growing in fancy is needed for buttercream-type numbers in recent years. frostings, either – a non-hydrogenatHaving to find substitutions for com- ed, vegetable-based shortening can mon ingredients generally requires cre- easily be combined with powdered ativity and imagination, plus a whole sugar instead of butter to create the lot of experimentation. Luckily, inicing on the cake. creased awareness of specialized dietary needs these days has resulted in ALIANZA OF NEW MEXICO more substitutions available to conIs Smoking Burning a sumers than ever (particularly those livHole in Your Pocket? ing in larger urban areas). Gone are the Try Ear Acupuncture for Addictions to help reduce tobacco, alcohol and other days of plain, carob-covered desserts: drug use withdrawal symptoms, it’s all about replicating the familiar, cravings, anxiety, insomnia, agitation

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Television Crossword ACROSS 1 Mr. Gore’s 4 Lettered award for Taylor Swift 7 Mr. Zimbalist Jr. 12 About a mobster trying to start a new life in Norway, “Lilyhammer” is this streaming media provider’s first original series 14 “NCIS: Los Angeles” star, LL __ _ 15 Actor on CBS comedy “2 Broke Girls” who was part of the original cast of “Saturday Night Live”: 2 wds. 17 Retort to “You are not!”: 3 wds. 18 Way or method, for short 19 Scene of NHL action in Toronto 21 __ a soul 23 Untrue: 2 wds. 26 __ the Mouse on “The Simpsons” 30 Frasier’s brother 31 Island in the Aegean Sea where ancient Greek poet Homer is said to have been born 32 Ron Howard’s actress daughter, __ Dallas Howard 33 Hermann __ (Author of 1927 novel “Steppenwolf”) 34 River to the Ubangi 37 Midpoint [abbr.] 38 Road coat 40 “The Breakfast Club” (1985) name 44 Raphael Sbarge as __/Archie Hopper on ABC’s fairytale “Once Upon a Time”: 2 wds. 48 Swedish actress Ms. Ekberg 49 Bee Gees penned song covered by Destiny’s Child 50 “Yeah, right!”: 2 wds. 51 Suffix with ‘Jacob’ 52 Dick Tracy, e.g. DOWN 1 Filmmaker Mr. Lee 2 Ms. Michele of “Glee”

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Immortals The brutal and bloodthirsty King Hyperion and his murderous Heraklion army are rampaging across Greece in search of the long lost Bow of Epirus. With the invincible bow, the king will be able to overthrow the Gods of Olympus and become the undisputed master of his world. With ruthless efficiency, Hyperion and his legions destroy everything in their wake, and it seems nothing will stop the evil king’s mission. As village after village is obliterated, a stonemason named Theseus vows to avenge the death of his mother in one of Hyperion’s raids. When Theseus meets the Sybelline Oracle, Phaedra, her disturbing visions of the young man’s future convince her that he is the key to stopping the destruction. Director: Tarem Singh. Stars: Luke Evans, Henry Cavill, Kellan Lutz, Mickey Rourke, Isabel Lucas, John Hurt, Joseph Morgan, Freida Pinto, Stephen Dorff, Stephen McHattie, Mark Margolis. 2011, 110 mins., action.

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Secret Mountain Fort Awesome Come along for the ride as monsters Festro, Gweelok, Dingle, Fart and Slog try to find a way to make friends with humans. Now in its second season, this series found unexpected success because of its odd concept and unusual characters.

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Scooby Doo! Music of the Vampire There’s no rest for the wicked when Shaggy, Scooby and the rest of the gang try to take a vacation at a vampire-themed music festival in this animated musical. When Daphne is kidnapped, her friends race to find her before a vampire makes her his bride.

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How It’s Made Learn how everyday objects are made in this fascinating science series. In this episode, experts reveal how to make ski goggles,

Caroline Sunshine stars in “Shake It Up”

tower cranes and diesel engines. Later, racing karts, running shoes and animatronics are featured.

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The Sandlot 2 A new group of young baseball fans face a monstrous dog in this sequel. When one of the girls brings her dad’s toy rocket to the baseball field, it goes over the fence and into the yard of Mr.

Mertle, owner of the meanest dog in town.

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Shake It Up Young contestants in Chicago’s Little Cutie Queen Pageant need help with choreography so Rocky and CeCe agree to mentor them. Elsewhere, Deuce plans to win over Dina’s over-protective father so he can finally take her out.

Jack and Jill Jack Sadelstein is a successful advertising executive in Los Angeles with a beautiful wife and kids, who dreads one event each year: the Thanksgiving visit of his identical twin sister, Jill. Jill’s neediness and passive-aggressiveness is maddening to Jack, turning his normally tranquil life upside down. Director: Dennis Dugan. Stars: Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes, Al Pacino, Allen Covert, Dana Carvey, Tim Meadows, Valerie Mahaffey, Natalie Gal, Regis Philbin, Shaquille O’Neal. 2011, 91 mins., comedy. Footloose Ren MacCormack is transplanted from Boston to the small southern town of Bomont where he experiences a heavy dose of culture shock. A few years prior, the community was rocked by a tragic accident that killed five teenagers after a night out, and Bomont’s local councilmen and the beloved Reverend Shaw Moore responded by implementing ordinances that prohibit loud music and dancing. Not one to bow to the status quo, Ren challenges the ban, revitalizing the town and falling in love with the minister’s troubled daughter Ariel in the process. Director: Craig Brewer. Stars: Kenny Wormald, Julianne Hough, Dennis Quaid, Ziah Colon, Ray McKinnon, Miles Teller, Ser’Darius William Blain, Patrick John Flueger, Andie McDowell, Josh Warren. 2011, 113 mins., drama.

Late Laughs Conan: Conan O’Brien Fast food chain Jack in the Box has introduced a bacon milkshake. This is all part of Jack in the Box’s new “Die Happy Meal.” In an interview, Joan Rivers said she’s had 739 surgical procedures. In fact, she started out as a man from Kenya. A mother in China gave birth to a 15-pound baby. Chinese officials say it’s so big, it can do the work of two babies. A new product that’s coming out lets you consume caffeine by inhaling it. The product brings Starbucks one step closer to its ultimate dream: charging $9 for air.

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The Tonight Show: Jay Leno Rick Santorum says that he is what the Republicans really want. Mitt Romney says now that he knows what Republicans want, he can change to those positions. Mitt Romney was at a loss to explain why he dropped the ball. In fact, his wife is now blaming it on the New England Patriot receivers. Jack in the Box just came out with a bacon milkshake. Why don’t they just change their name to Jack in the Coffin?!

The Late Show: David Letterman

showed up to celebrate and be part of the New York Giants victory parade. Didn’t Clint Eastwood say we’re supposed to get back to work?

Newt Gingrich has criticized “New York elites” who ride the subway. Well one of those There’s really no reason for anyone to subway “elites” threw up on drop out of the Republican race. If you my pants this morning. wind up in fourth place, you become a regular contributor on Fox News. You Happy birthday to Zsa Zsa Gabor -she’s 95 years old. I thought she did a come in third, you get your own show on Fox News. great job at the Super Bowl halftime.

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Late Night: Jimmy Fallon Because of large crowds at his campaign events, Mitt Romney will now receive protection from the Secret Service. Not to be outdone, Ron Paul will now receive protection from a mall cop on a Segway. According to new research, playing iPhone games like “Angry Birds” and “Words With Friends” can improve your memory. Yeah, it can help you remember distant events like the last time you actually talked to a person. Police in New York are looking for a bald man who stole three boxes of Rogaine. Yeah, he’s bald and doesn’t have the money to buy Rogaine, which explains who’s not looking for him: women. Friday, March 2, 2012


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Soap Opera Update By Dee Wright TV Media For the week of Feb. 20 - 24 The Bold and the Beautiful Rick’s plan to manipulate Steffy falls flat, but she challenges his intentions and they decide to go out on a date. Meanwhile, Hope defends her brother’s actions while Liam continues to stand by Steffy, putting a strain on the newly reconciled relationship once more. When Liam confronts Rick about his intentions, Hope grows concerned that Liam has residual feelings for Steffy, and she considers breaking her abstinence vow so she can keep her man. Bill puts his pride aside to go on a double date with Brooke and Ridge, but the men are unable to lower their guards and they end up fighting. Later, Bill has a fantasy that puts his whole life in perspective. Bill asks Liam to wear a family heirloom, but Liam says he’s not ready to rejoin the family. Days of Our Lives Salem will never be the same again

as secrets and lies come pouring out. Madison and Ian’s secret marriage is outed, putting Brady in a tough spot with his new love. Lexie realizes that Abe is not the same man she married when she learns of his deception during the mayoral campaign. Marlena tries to make peace with Sami, and Sami ends up spilling about her infidelity and Marlena can’t keep quiet. EJ’s sincere proposal to Nicole is interrupted by Rafe’s intrusion, raging about EJ and Sami having slept together when they thought Johnny had died. John and Hope are forced into a trap in Alamania, while Stefano sits with his finger on the button. General Hospital Sonny confronts Kate about her recent behavior and she confesses that she has been looking for Jax. Sonny still isn’t sure he should believe her, however, when he overhears her on a mysterious phone call. Robin vows to find an answer to Jason’s erratic illness, but she is quickly distracted when Anna returns to town. Carly and Kate butt heads when they try to work together to plan a hospital fundraiser,

Ian Buchanan stars as Ian in “Days of Our Lives” eo of Sarah and Ryder that proves and the past soon repeats itself. Daisy was forced to kidnap Jana Dante thinks the benefit dance will and Lauren. The judge rules that only make matters worse for the Daisy has served an adequate mob war, and at the end of the night, it’s Dante who ends up in the amount of time for her crime and she should be released immediatecross hairs. Matt blames Maxie for ly. Michael files an appeal, but DaiLiz’s suspension from the hospital. sy is set free. Elsewhere, Anita conThe Young and the Restless fesses that Victor is responsible for Avery helps Daisy dig up an old vid- her and Chelsea’s sudden appear-

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Kathleen attends a high-powered government party with Dev and discovers a new use for her acting talent. Meanwhile, things heat up between Julia and Eileen, and Tom’s eager assistant befriends Eileen. Also, Ivy faces relationship problems.

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Best Movies FRIDAY 6:00 a.m. (57) “The Great Race” +++

(Comedy,1965) Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis. A hero with a pure heart enters a crosscontinent race against an evil villain. (2h45)

7:30 a.m. (55) “The Godfather” ++++

(Drama,1972) Al Pacino, Marlon Brando. A Mafia boss’s innocent bookish son gets involved in the family business after a mob hit. (4h)

8:45 a.m. (57) “Around the World in 80 Days”

+++ (Comedy/Drama,1956) David

Niven, Shirley MacLaine. An English gentleman makes a wager that he can travel around the world in eighty days. (3h15)

9:30 a.m. (24) “Breach” +++ (Suspense,2007) Chris

Cooper, Ryan Phillippe. A young agent is assigned to investigate a senior FBI agent selling secrets to the USSR. (2h30)

11:30 a.m. (55) “The Godfather II” +++

(Drama,1974) Al Pacino, Robert De Niro. A Mafia chief’s life is contrasted with flashbacks of his father’s early days. (4h30)

12:00 p.m. (57) “A Guy Named Joe” +++ (War,1944)

Irene Dunne, Spencer Tracy. A deceased World War Two pilot comes back to Earth to give his friend a hand in romance. (2h15)

3:30 p.m. (36) “Halloween” ++++ (Horror,2007)

Brad Dourif, Malcolm McDowell. Killer Mike Myers escapes from the mental asylum and returns home to find his baby sister. (2h30)

4:00 p.m. (57) “The Bishop’s Wife” +++

(Comedy,1947) Cary Grant, David Niven. An angel comes to Earth to help a bishop and his wife raise funds to build a new church. (2h)

6:00 p.m. (32) “The Fifth Element” +++ (Sci-

Fi,1997) Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich. A cab driver becomes involved with a mysterious woman who holds the key to saving Earth. (2h30) (57) “The Right Stuff” +++ (Biography,1983) Sam Shepard, Scott Glenn. An offbeat look at the birth of America’s space program and the first astronauts. (3h30)

6:45 p.m. (41) “Urban Cowboy” ++++

(Drama,1980) Debra Winger, John Travolta. A young farmer travels to Houston to work in a refinery and learns about life at a bar. (3h15)

8:00 p.m. (25) “Hoop Dreams” ++++

(Documentary,1994) Arthur Agee, William Gates. Two Chicago inner-city teens struggle with the pressures of potential basketball stardom. (3h) (40) “Shrek 2” +++ (Animated,2004) Voices of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. Shrek and Donkey set out to meet Princess Fiona’s parents, who don’t know he is an ogre. (2h)

9:30 p.m. (57) “2001: A Space Odyssey” ++++

(Sci-Fi,1968) Keir Dullea, William Sylvester.

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Astronauts embark on a journey that becomes threatened by a super-intelligent computer. (2h45)

11:00 p.m. (25) “Hoop Dreams” ++++

(Documentary,1994) Arthur Agee, William Gates. Two Chicago inner-city teens struggle with the pressures of potential basketball stardom. (3h)

12:00 a.m. (53) “Hitman” +++ (Action,2007)

Dougray Scott, Olga Kurylenko. Genetically bred for assassination, 47 becomes ensnared in a conspiracy by a woman. (2h)

12:15 a.m. (57) “2010: The Year We Make Contact”

+++ (Sci-Fi,1984) John Lithgow, Roy Scheider. A joint U.S.-Soviet crew investigates a mysterious monolith in orbit around Jupiter. (2h)

2:15 a.m. (57) “Forbidden Planet” ++++ (Sci-

Fi,1956) Anne Francis, Walter Pidgeon. A space mission investigates the destruction of an earlier colony on a remote planet. (1h45)

4:00 a.m. (57) “Island of Lost Souls” ++++

(Horror,1933) Charles Laughton, Richard Arlen. On a remote island, a mad scientist turns wild animals into human monsters. (1h30) (61) “Sydney White” +++ (Comedy,2007) Amanda Bynes, Sara Paxton. A former sorority girl moves in with social outcasts and tries to change campus life. (2h)

SATURDAY 9:25 a.m. (40) “Overboard” +++ (Comedy,1987)

Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell. A man convinces a wealthy amnesiac that she is his wife and the mother of his childen. (2h30)

10:30 a.m. (53) “Live Free or Die Hard” +++

(Action,2007) Bruce Willis, Justin Long. John McClane takes on a group of terrorists who are hacking into government files. (3h30)

11:00 a.m. (54) “Goodfellas” +++ (Crime Story,1990)

Joe Pesci, Ray Liotta. A tough New York mobster becomes a target of the government and the mafia. (3h)

11:30 a.m. (57) “The Old Man and the Sea” ++++

(Drama,1958) Harry Bellaver, Spencer Tracy. After months without a catch, a fisherman hooks a gigantic fish that drags him out to sea. (1h45)

12:00 p.m. (4) “Thirteen Days” +++ (Drama,2001)

Kevin Costner, Steven Culp. A detailed account of the thirteen days of tension during the 1962 Cuban Missile Crisis. (3h)

1:00 p.m. (24) “Indiana Jones and the Last

Crusade” ++++ (Adventure,1989) Harrison Ford, Sean Connery. Indiana Jones and his father must fend off Nazis while searching for the Holy Grail. (3h)

1:15 p.m. (57) “Robin and the Seven Hoods” +++

(Comedy,1964) Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr.. In prohibition-era Chicago, a racketeer knocks off a crime boss and starts a turf war. (2h15)

2:00 p.m. (53) “Hitman” +++ (Action,2007)

Dougray Scott, Olga Kurylenko. Genetically bred for assassination, 47 becomes ensnared in a conspiracy by a woman. (2h) (54) “Ocean’s Eleven” +++ (Crime Story,2001) Brad Pitt, George Clooney. A gang of thieves devise a plan to rob an underground vault that serves three casinos. (2h30)

3:00 p.m. (4) “Antz” +++ (Comedy,1998) Voices of

Sharon Stone, Woody Allen. A worker ant breaks away from his colony while trying to win a princess’ affection. (2h) (9) “The Rundown” +++ (Action,2003) Seann William Scott, Dwayne Johnson. (2h)

3:30 p.m. (32) “The Fifth Element” +++ (Sci-

Fi,1997) Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich. A cab driver becomes involved with a mysterious woman who holds the key to saving Earth. (2h30) (57) “The Andromeda Strain” +++ (SciFi,1971) Arthur Hill, David Wayne. Scientists battle a deadly bacteria from space that threatens Earth’s population. (2h30)

4:00 p.m. (41) “Urban Cowboy” ++++

(Drama,1980) Debra Winger, John Travolta. A young farmer travels to Houston to work in a refinery and learns about life at a bar. (3h15)

5:30 p.m. (9) “Unleashed” +++ (Action,2005) Jet Li,

Morgan Freeman. (2h)

6:00 p.m. (32) “The Dark Knight” +++

(Action,2008) Christian Bale, Heath Ledger. Batman battles a madman known as the Joker who causes terror and mayhem for fun. (3h15) (57) “Some Like it Hot” +++ (Comedy,1959) Jack Lemmon, Marilyn Monroe. Two musicians on the run from gangsters masquerade as members of an all-girl band. (2h15)

6:30 p.m. (24) “National Treasure: Book of Secrets”

+++ (Adventure,2007) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. A historian must prove his great-grandfather wasn’t involved in the Lincoln assassination. (2h30)

7:00 p.m. (25) “Hoop Dreams” ++++

(Documentary,1994) Arthur Agee, William Gates. Two Chicago inner-city teens struggle with the pressures of potential basketball stardom. (3h) (43) “Sex and the City” +++ (Comedy,2008) Kim Cattrall, Sarah Jessica Parker. A woman relies on her friendships when her wedding plans spiral out of control. (3h) (59) “Boyz ‘N the Hood” ++++ (Drama,1991) Cuba Gooding Jr., Laurence Fishburne. A divorced father strives to raise his son with values and steer him away from violence. (2h) (61) “Juno” ++++ (Comedy,2007) Ellen Page, Michael Cera. A high school student becomes pregnant and decides to give the baby up for adoption. (2h30)

7:15 p.m. (41) “Footloose” +++ (Drama,1984)

Kevin Bacon, Lori Singer. When a city kid moves to a town where dancing is outlawed, he decides to change the rules. (2h45)

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Wahlberg, Michael Peña. (2h30)

8:00 p.m. (40) “Shrek” +++ (Animated,2001) Voices

of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. A green ogre and his faithful donkey companion set out to rescue a beautiful princess. (1h55)

8:15 p.m. (57) “The Glenn Miller Story” +++

(Biography,1954) James Stewart, June Allyson. The famed bandleader fights to establish himself and keep his family going. (2h)

9:30 p.m. (61) “Juno” ++++ (Comedy,2007) Ellen

Page, Michael Cera. A high school student becomes pregnant and decides to give the baby up for adoption. (2h30)

10:00 p.m. (25) “Hoop Dreams” ++++

(Documentary,1994) Arthur Agee, William Gates. Two Chicago inner-city teens struggle with the pressures of potential basketball stardom. (2h)

11:00 p.m. (28) “The Rundown” +++

(Adventure,2003) Seann William Scott, The Rock. A bounty hunter teams up with a mob boss’s son to retrieve a legendary artefact. (2h)

11:55 p.m. (40) “Overboard” +++ (Comedy,1987)

Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell. A man convinces a wealthy amnesiac that she is his wife and the mother of his childen. (2h30)

12:00 a.m. (57) “This Is Spinal Tap” +++

(Comedy,1984) Christopher Guest, Michael McKean. A director chronicles the latest American tour of an aging rock group. (1h30) (60) “Donnie Brasco” +++ (Crime Story,1997) Al Pacino, Johnny Depp. An undercover FBI agent infiltrates the mob and finds himself identifying with the Mafia. (2h30) (61) “Sydney White” +++ (Comedy,2007) Amanda Bynes, Sara Paxton. A former sorority girl moves in with social outcasts and tries to change campus life. (2h)

2:30 a.m. (59) “Boyz ‘N the Hood” ++++

(Drama,1991) Cuba Gooding Jr., Laurence Fishburne. A divorced father strives to raise his son with values and steer him away from violence. (2h)

4:45 a.m. (57) “Breakfast for Two” +++

(Comedy,1937) Barbara Stanwyck, Herbert Marshall. Trouble ensues when an heiress meets the fiancée of the man she is interested in. (1h15)

5:00 a.m. (54) “A Few Good Men” +++

(Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. Two young marines are accused of murdering a member of their platoon on a U.S. Naval base. (3h)

SUNDAY 6:00 a.m. (57) “Pete Kelly’s Blues” +++

(Musical,1955) Andy Devine, Peggy Lee. A jazz musician stands up to mobsters in Kansas City during the 1920s. (2h)

8:00 a.m. (53) “Live Free or Die Hard” +++

(Action,2007) Bruce Willis, Justin Long. John McClane takes on a group of terrorists who are hacking into government files. (3h30) (54) “Ocean’s Eleven” +++ (Crime Story,2001) Brad Pitt, George Clooney. A gang of thieves devise a plan to rob an underground vault that serves three casinos. (2h30) (57) “Dark Victory” ++++ (Drama,1939) Bette Davis, George Brent. A selfish socialite falls for her doctor after learning that she has a brain tumour. (2h)

10:00 a.m. (24) “The Game Plan” +++ (Family,2007)

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Madison Pettis. A quarterback’s bachelor lifestyle is put on hold when he discovers he has a daughter. (2h30) (32) “The Rock” +++ (Action,1996) Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery. A former spy and an FBI agent must break into Alcatraz prison to foil a deadly plot. (2h30)

10:30 a.m. (36) “Infestation” ++++ (Action,2009)

Chris Marquette, Bru Muller. A group of strangers fights for survival when the world is taken over by alien insects. (2h)

10:35 a.m. (40) “She’s the Man” +++

(Romance,2006) Amanda Bynes, Channing Tatum. A girl takes her twin brother’s place at a boarding school and falls for a teammate. (2h15)

12:00 p.m. (57) “The Seven Little Foys” +++

(Biography,1955) Bob Hope, Milly Vitale. Follows the life story of Eddie Foy and his performing family, including his marriage. (2h)

12:30 p.m. (24) “National Treasure: Book of Secrets”

+++ (Adventure,2007) Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight. A historian must prove his great-grandfather wasn’t involved in the Lincoln assassination. (2h30)

2:00 p.m. (53) “Jumper” +++ (Adventure,2008)

Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson. A young man with the ability to teleport himself is hunted by a group of Paladins. (2h) (55) “Braveheart” +++ (Action,1995) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau. A 13th century Scottish liberator rebels against the English who try to rule Scotland. (4h) (57) “Black Narcissus” ++++ (Classic,1947) Deborah Kerr, Jean Simmons. Nuns founding a convent in the Himalayas are tormented by the area’s exotic beauty. (2h)

3:00 p.m. (41) “Footloose” +++ (Drama,1984)

Kevin Bacon, Lori Singer. When a city kid moves to a town where dancing is outlawed, he decides to change the rules. (2h45)

3:05 p.m. (40) “Shrek” +++ (Animated,2001) Voices

of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. A green ogre and his faithful donkey companion set out to rescue a beautiful princess. (1h55)

3:30 p.m. (32) “Shooter” +++ (Action,2006) Mark

Wahlberg, Michael Peña. A sniper who was abandoned behind enemy lines is called back to service. (2h30)

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Best Movies (60) “Donnie Brasco” +++ (Crime

Story,1997) Al Pacino, Johnny Depp. An undercover FBI agent infiltrates the mob and finds himself identifying with the Mafia. (2h30)

4:00 p.m. (6) “A River Runs Through It” +++

(Drama,1992) Brad Pitt, Craig Sheffer. A minister and his sons bond over their love of fly-fishing in early 20th century Montana. (2h30) (25) “Hoop Dreams” ++++ (Documentary,1994) Arthur Agee, William Gates. Two Chicago inner-city teens struggle with the pressures of potential basketball stardom. (3h) (43) “Sex and the City” +++ (Comedy,2008) Kim Cattrall, Sarah Jessica Parker. A woman relies on her friendships when her wedding plans spiral out of control. (3h) (53) “The Incredible Hulk” +++ (Action,2008) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler. Bruce Banner meets a monstrous opponent while he searches for a cure to banish the Hulk. (2h30) (57) “The Snake Pit” +++ (Suspense,1948) Mark Stevens, Olivia De Havilland. A man sends his wife to a mental hospital when she begins to exhibit erratic behaviour. (2h)

5:00 p.m. (40) “Shrek 2” +++ (Animated,2004)

Voices of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. Shrek and Donkey set out to meet Princess Fiona’s parents, who don’t know he is an ogre. (2h)

6:00 p.m. (32) “Terminator Salvation” +++

(Action,2009) Christian Bale, Sam Worthington. A group of survivors tries to stop machines from eradicating all of humanity. (2h) (57) “Charly” ++++ (Drama,1968) Claire Bloom, Cliff Robertson. A mentally handicapped man becomes extremely intelligent after an operation. (2h)

6:30 p.m. (53) “X-Men: The Last Stand” +++

(Action,2006) Famke Jansen, Patrick Stewart. A cure to make mutants normal is discovered using the DNA of a very powerful boy. (2h30)

7:00 p.m. (25) “Hoop Dreams” ++++

(Documentary,1994) Arthur Agee, William Gates. Two Chicago inner-city teens struggle with the pressures of potential basketball stardom. (3h) (40) “Shrek the Third” +++ (Animated,2007) Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. Shrek sets out to find a teenaged prince who can assume the throne in his place. (2h)

8:00 p.m. (32) “Terminator Salvation” +++

(Action,2009) Christian Bale, Sam Worthington. A group of survivors tries to stop machines from eradicating all of humanity. (2h) (57) “Awakenings” +++ (Drama,1990) Robert De Niro, Robin Williams. A doctor finds an experimental drug that inspires the awakening of catatonic patients. (2h15)

11:00 p.m. (40) “Shrek the Third” +++

(Animated,2007) Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. Shrek sets out to find a teenaged prince who can assume the throne in his place. (2h)

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12:00 a.m. (24) “The Game Plan” +++ (Family,2007)

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Madison Pettis. A quarterback’s bachelor lifestyle is put on hold when he discovers he has a daughter. (2h)

1:30 a.m. (36) “Infestation” ++++ (Action,2009)

Chris Marquette, Bru Muller. A group of strangers fights for survival when the world is taken over by alien insects. (2h)

4:15 a.m. (57) “Bombshell” +++ (Romance,1933)

Jean Harlow, Lee Tracy. An actress tries to escape Hollywood but her press agent devises plans to stop her. (1h45)

MONDAY 6:00 a.m. (57) “China Seas” +++ (Adventure,1935)

Clark Gable, Jean Harlow. A sea captain is caught in a romantic triangle as he fights off modern-day pirates. (1h30)

7:30 a.m. (57) “Mutiny on the Bounty” ++++

(True Story,1935) Charles Laughton, Franchot Tone. Chronicles the events that led up to a mutiny against a captain on the H.M.S. Bounty. (2h15)

9:45 a.m. (57) “Only Angels Have Wings” ++++

(Adventure,1939) Cary Grant, Jean Arthur. The handsome owner of an airmail service reluctantly falls for a stranded showgirl. (2h15)

12:00 p.m. (53) “Jumper” +++ (Adventure,2008)

Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson. A young man with the ability to teleport himself is hunted by a group of Paladins. (2h)

1:45 p.m. (57) “The Outlaw” +++ (Western,1943)

Jane Russell, Walter Huston. Doc Holliday and Billy the Kid fight over possession of a stallion and a sultry girl. (2h)

2:00 p.m. (53) “The Incredible Hulk” +++

(Action,2008) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler. Bruce Banner meets a monstrous opponent while he searches for a cure to banish the Hulk. (2h30)

4:30 p.m. (53) “X-Men: The Last Stand” +++

(Action,2006) Famke Jansen, Patrick Stewart. A cure to make mutants normal is discovered using the DNA of a very powerful boy. (2h30)

6:00 p.m. (55) “National Lampoon’s Vacation”

+++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly D’Angelo,

Chevy Chase. A family embark on an allAmerican summer vacation filled with comical mishaps. (2h) (57) “Room at the Top” ++++ (Drama,1959) Laurence Harvey, Simone Signoret. A working-class man from northern England sets his sights on the rich part of town. (2h15)

8:00 p.m. (55) “National Lampoon’s Vacation”

+++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly D’Angelo,

Chevy Chase. A family embark on an allAmerican summer vacation filled with comical mishaps. (2h)

8:15 p.m. (57) “The Entertainer” +++

(Drama,1960) Joan Plowright, Laurence Olivier. A third-rate performer uses liquor

and women to escape the pressures of life. (2h)

10:15 p.m. (57) “Saturday Night and Sunday

Morning” +++ (Drama,1960) Albert Finney, Shirley Ann Field. A factory worker lives for the chance to have fun on the weekends. (1h45)

11:30 p.m. (60) “The Fugitive” +++ (Thriller,1993)

Harrison Ford, Sela Ward. A man convicted of murdering his wife escapes and searches for the real killer. (3h)

1:45 a.m. (57) “Victim” +++ (Drama,1961) Dirk

Bogarde, Sylvia Sims. A closeted lawyer risks his career to bring a blackmailer to justice. (1h45)

3:30 a.m. (57) “Suddenly, Last Summer” +++

(Drama,1959) Elizabeth Taylor, Katharine Hepburn. A dowager tries to buy a lobotomy to silence the woman who witnessed her son’s murder. (2h)

5:30 a.m. (57) “Laughing Sinners” +++

(Romance,1931) Clark Gable, Joan Crawford. A Salvation Army worker rescues a suicidal café entertainer, and the two fall in love. (1h15)

TUESDAY 7:15 a.m. (55) “Stargate” +++ (Sci-Fi,1994) James

Spader, Kurt Russell. A military force travels to the other side of the galaxy through a mysterious portal. (2h45)

8:00 a.m. (53) “The Cell” +++ (Psycho-

Drama,2000) Jennifer Lopez, Vince Vaughn. A psychotherapist is asked to journey inside the mind of a comatose serial killer. (2h30)

6:00 p.m. (32) “Law Abiding Citizen” +++ (Crime

Story,2009) Gerard Butler, Jamie Foxx. A man wages a deadly war on the justice system after his family’s murderers are set free. (2h) (55) “National Lampoon’s Vacation” +++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly D’Angelo, Chevy Chase. A family embark on an allAmerican summer vacation filled with comical mishaps. (2h) (57) “The Talk of the Town” +++ (Comedy,1942) Cary Grant, Jean Arthur. An escaped political prisoner and a law professor vie for the hand of a spirited teacher. (2h15)

8:00 p.m. (55) “National Lampoon’s Vacation”

+++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly D’Angelo,

Chevy Chase. A family embark on an allAmerican summer vacation filled with comical mishaps. (2h)

8:15 p.m. (57) “History is Made at Night” +++

(Romance,1937) Charles Boyer, Jean Arthur. A romantic headwaiter fights to save a woman from her possessive exhusband. (1h45)

8:30 p.m. (53) “The Day After Tomorrow” +++

(Action,2004) Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal. A climatologist races to find his son as a new Ice Age suddenly engulfs New York City. (2h30)

11:30 p.m. (57) “The More the Merrier” ++++

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(Comedy,1943) Jean Arthur, Joel McCrea. An industrialist must share an apartment with two other people who do not like each other. (2h)

1:30 a.m. (57) “Mr. Deeds Goes to Town” ++++

(Comedy,1936) Gary Cooper, Jean Arthur. A small-town poet inherits $20 million, and becomes surrounded by con artists. (2h)

3:00 a.m. (24) “The Queen” +++ (Drama,2006)

Helen Mirren, Michael Sheen. A dramatic look at Queen Elizabeth II and the Royal Family after Princess Diana’s death. (2h)

WEDNESDAY 7:45 a.m. (55) “The Sandlot” +++ (Children,1993)

Mike Vitar, Tom Guiry. A baseball team tries to retrieve an autographed baseball after a ferocious dog steals it. (2h30)

4:30 p.m. (53) “The Day After Tomorrow” +++

(Action,2004) Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal. A climatologist races to find his son as a new Ice Age suddenly engulfs New York City. (2h30)

6:00 p.m. (55) “National Lampoon’s Vacation”

+++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly D’Angelo, Chevy Chase. A family embark on an all-American summer vacation filled with comical mishaps. (2h)

7:30 p.m. (60) “Enter the Dragon” +++

(Action,1973) Bruce Lee, John Saxon. Three agents investigate a crime by participating in a brutal martial arts tournament. (2h30)

8:00 p.m. (55) “National Lampoon’s Vacation”

+++ (Comedy,1983) Beverly D’Angelo, Chevy Chase. A family embark on an all-American summer vacation filled with comical mishaps. (2h)

10:00 p.m. (55) “Tootsie” +++ (Comedy,1982)

Dustin Hoffman, Jessica Lange. A New York City actor disguises himself as a woman and finally lands an acting job. (2h30) (57) “Baby Doll” +++ (Drama,1956) Carroll Baker, Karl Malden. A child bride holds her husband at bay while flirting with a sexy Italian farmer. (2h)

12:00 a.m. (57) “Dead Ringer” +++ (Mystery,1964)

Bette Davis, Karl Malden. Twin sisters carry a long-time grudge until one of them decides to settle accounts. (2h)

1:00 a.m. (53) “Cruel Intentions” +++

(Drama,1999) Ryan Phillippe, Sarah Michelle Gellar. Two step-siblings hatch a cruel plan to mess up the lives of their innocent schoolmates. (2h)

2:00 a.m. (60) “Enter the Dragon” +++

(Action,1973) Bruce Lee, John Saxon. Three agents investigate a crime by participating in a brutal martial arts tournament. (2h30)

THURSDAY 7:00 a.m. (57) “Betrayed” +++ (Spy,1954) Clark

Gable, Lana Turner. A United States officer falls for a Resistance fighter. (2h)

8:00 a.m. (53) “Cruel Intentions” +++

(Drama,1999) Ryan Phillippe, Sarah Michelle Gellar. Two step-siblings hatch a cruel plan to mess up the lives of their innocent schoolmates. (2h)

9:00 a.m. (57) “The Big Sleep” ++++

(Mystery,1946) Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall. A detective is hired to retrieve blackmail evidence against a general’s young daughter. (2h)

9:30 a.m. (24) “Gone Baby Gone” +++ (Crime

Story,2007) Casey Affleck, Michelle Monaghan. Investigators in a girl’s kidnapping become affected personally and professionally. (2h30)

10:00 a.m. (55) “Tootsie” +++ (Comedy,1982)

Dustin Hoffman, Jessica Lange. A New York City actor disguises himself as a woman and finally lands an acting job. (2h30)

2:30 p.m. (57) “The Fugitive” +++ (Drama,1947)

Henry Fonda, Dolores del Rio. A priest on the run finds refuge in a country where religion has been outlawed. (2h)

5:00 p.m. (36) “The Amityville Horror” +++

(Drama,2005) Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George. A family moves into a house in which a family was murdered and faces demonic forces. (2h)

6:00 p.m. (57) “Arsenic and Old Lace” +++

(Comedy,1944) Cary Grant, Josephine Hull. Two sweet old women try to keep their numerous murders a secret from their nephew. (2h15)

8:15 p.m. (57) “Pretty Poison” +++ (Psycho-

Drama,1968) Anthony Perkins, Tuesday Weld. A young man gets in over his head when he convinces a small-town girl he’s a secret agent. (1h45)

1:00 a.m. (36) “The Amityville Horror” +++

(Drama,2005) Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George. A family moves into a house in which a family was murdered and faces demonic forces. (2h) (40) “Angels in the Endzone” +++ (Family,1997) Christopher Lloyd, Matthew Lawrence. An angel’s visit to a town alters the losing tradition of the high school football team. (2h)

2:00 a.m. (57) “The Nanny” +++ (Horror,1965)

Bette Davis, Jill Bennett. A disturbed young man tries to prove his nanny is out to kill him. (2h)

4:00 a.m. (57) “A Family Affair” +++

(Comedy,1936) Lionel Barrymore, Mickey Rooney. A small-town judge fights for re-election while dealing with family problems. (1h15)

5:15 a.m. (57) “The Sisters” +++ (Drama,1938)

Bette Davis, Errol Flynn. Three western girls make unhappy marriages at the turn of the century. (1h45) Roswell Daily Record: Movies Mar 2, 2012 to Mar 8, 2012

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