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‘Tool’ time!

Jack Shea strives to make his father proud when he takes over the family handyman business in “Family Tools,” premiering Wednesday, May 1, on ABC. Starring Kyle Bornheimer and J.K. Simmons, the new sitcom also marks the return of Leah Remini, who starred in the CBS comedy “The King of Queens” from 1998 to 2007.

Kyle Bornheimer stars in “Family Tools”

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WEEKDAY MORNING APRIL 26 TO MAY 2 6 AM UNI KENW KASA KWBQ KASY KOAT KOBR KTEL KBIM KRPV USA ESPNC (25)

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Daniel Tiger Sid the Science Kid Various New Mexi co Style The 700 Club The Ricki Lake Show The Office The Office Bounty Hunter Cops Paid Program Divorce Court The Daily Buzz Maury Live! With Kell y and Michael The View Today Show II Today S how III Decisiones Al fondo hay sitio The Doctors Let's Make a Deal Various Various Various V ariou s Various Various Various Sp o rts C en tu ry S p o rts C en tu ry Baseb all ‘88 National League Championship Series L.A. A./N.Y. M. M L B AWA Wrestling AWA Wrestling S p o rts C en tu ry Sports Flash.

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Various GirlCode/ Akward WGrace/ Chris WGrace/ Chris F The Mentalist / Bones What Not to Wear I (Almost) Got Away With It T o B e A n n o u n ce d

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Off Air <++ S u r r o g at e s (Sci-Fi, '09) Radha Mitchell, Bruce Willis. <+++ J um p e r (Adv, '08) Samuel L. Jackson, Hayden Christensen.

Paid Program <++ D a rk n e s s F a l l s (Hor, '03) Emma Caulfield, Chaney Kley. <+++ D o m e s t i c D i s t u r b a n c e (Thril, '00) Vince Vaughn, John Travolta.

Bounty/ Bio Th B o u n ty H u n t. F B o u n ty/C C .M i n d F B o u n ty H u n te r F B o u n ty H u n te r / C r i m i n a l M i n d s F B o u n ty/C CSI F Bounty F B o u n ty/C CSI F Bounty Hunter F Bounty Hunter / Cr iminal Minds Paid Program S to o g e /SS t o og e <+++ Edd i e an d th e C ru i s e rs (‘83) Michael Paré, Tom Berenger. : 4 5 <++ T h e B od y g u a r d (Susp, '92) Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston.

S to o g e /SS to og e S to o g e /SS t o og e <+++ G ro un dh og D a y (Com, '93) Andie MacDowell, Bill Murray. <+++ H o o s i e r s (‘86) Gene Hackman.

S to o g e /SS t o og e <++ M arked fo r Death (Act, '90) Tom Wright, Steven Seagal. <+++ M agn um Fo rce (Cri, '73) Hal Holbrook, Clint Eastwood. <++ T h e C ro w : C i t y o f A n g e l s (‘96) Vincent Perez. :45 <++ S w i ng V ote (Com, '08) Madeline Carroll, Kevin Costner. : 1 5 <++++ T h e Am e r i c a n P ... <++ H i g h F i d e l i t y (Dra, '00) Iben Hjejle, John Cusack. <++ T h e W a t c h e r (Thril, '00) Marisa Tomei, Keanu Reeves. <++ H a c k e r s Various Th C h as in g T ai l F M Marv els /W Q u e st/Th S w a m p V a ri o u s Various Various Various 5 : 3 0 <++ B l o n d i e O f T h e F o l l i e s : 1 5 <+++ T h e B a r b a r i a n (‘33) Ramon Novarro. : 4 5 <+++ H o l d Y o u r M a n (‘33) Jean Harlow. : 1 5 <+++ T h e G i r l F r o m M i s s ou r i (‘34) Jean Harlow. M o v i e Movie <++ L i t t l e M i s te r J i m (‘46) Jackie Jenkins. : 1 5 <++ B e h o ld a P a l e H o r s e (Dra, '64) Anthony Quinn, Gregory Peck. <+++ T h e Sn a k e P i t (‘48) Olivia De Havilland.

5 : 4 5 <++ T h e S t o ry o f G . I . J o e (‘45) Burgess Meredith. <+++ T h e S tran ge L o v e o f M a rth a I v e rs (‘46) Barbara Stanwyck. <++ T h e W h i t e T ow e r (‘50) Alida Valli, Glenn Ford.

Movie <++ T h e W h i t e T ow e r (‘50) Alida Valli, Glenn Ford. :45 <++ Y o un g M an W i th I d e a s (‘52) Glenn Ford. :15 <++ Terro r o n a Train (‘53) Glenn Ford. <++++ B l a c k b o ard J u n g l e (‘55) Glenn Ford.

5 : 1 5 <+++ T h e My s t e r y o f M ... <++ I a m a T h i e f (‘35) : 1 5 <++ T h e C a se o f t h e B l a c k C a t (‘36) <++ M ar r i e d B e f o r e B r e a k f a s t :45 <+ D o u b l e D a n g e r (‘38) Preston Foster.

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WEEKDAY AFTERNOON APRIL 26 TO MAY 2 12 PM UNI KENW KASA KWBQ KASY KOAT KOBR KTEL KBIM KRPV USA ESPNC (25)

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Two and Half Two and Half UEF A P re -g am e S o c c e r Champions League UEF A Met Mother Met Mother Met Your Mother Met Mother Met Mother Met Mother <++ V an tag e P o int (Act, '08) Sigourney Weaver, Dennis Quaid. <++ Bad C o mp any (Act, '02) Anthony Hopkins, Chris Rock.

Met Mother F B o u n ty/C C .M i n d F B o u n ty H u n te r F Bounty/FFirst 48 F B o u n ty H u n te r F B o u n ty H u n te r / T h e F irs t 48 F Bounty Hunter / T he First 48 Various F Tu S to ra g e Various Storage/ Duck Dy Movie : 4 5 <++++ P . S . I L o v e Y o u (Dra, '07) Gerard Butler, Hilary Swank. : 4 5 <+++ D r i v i n g M i s s D a i s y (Dra, '89) Morgan Freeman, Jessica Tandy.

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ABC welcomes comedy ‘Family Tools’

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pring has sprung in prime time and, as flowers begin to bloom, a fresh crop of TV series has sprouted up to entertain viewers. Networks tinker with prime-time schedules to make way for new spring shows, but midseason replacements have a tough row to hoe if they want to stay in the ratings game.

Luckily, the right tools can make all the difference, and ABC has rounded up a fresh-faced cast, some star power and a tried-and-true formula for its latest comedy. A hapless man bumbles his way through managing the family business when his dad gets sick in “Family Tools,” premiering Wednesday, May 1, on ABC. Jack Shea (Kyle Bornheimer) can’t seem to get anything right, and he’s tried just about everything, from joining the Army to attending seminary school. But when his dad, Tony (J.K. Simmons), has a heart attack, Jack has no choice but to “man up” and take over the family handyman business.

Facing failure at every turn, Jack is determined to make his dad proud, but his troublemaking assistant, Darren (Edi Gathegi), doesn’t make his life easier. Things are further complicated

by Darren’s sister, Liz (Danielle Nicolet), an employee at the local hardware

store. Fortunately, Jack finds some support in his oddball cousin Mason (Johnny Pemberton) and his Aunt Terry, played by Leah Remini of “The King of Queens” fame.

Springtime often isn’t kind to new comedies -- many break down before they get the chance to win over an audience. ABC is taking an aggressive approach to try to bolster its already popular Wednesday night comedy block.

The network was one of the first major broadcasters out of the gate with new comedies this spring with the premiere of Sarah Chalke’s “How to Live With Your Parents (for the Rest of Your Life),” on April 3.

Now it’s time for “Family Tools” to benefit from a strong lead-in from the hit comedy “The Middle,” starring Patricia Heaton. Interestingly, this isn’t the first time Heaton and Remini have appeared on the same night on network television -- Remini’s “Queens” gig aired Monday nights on CBS, along with Heaton’s previous comedy, “Everybody Loves Raymond.”

It’s about time ABC gave “Family Tools” a shot at prime time; it’s been almost a year since the alphanetwork placed an order for the show, which is based on the U.K. series “White Van Man.” Created by Adrian Poynton, “White Van Man” scored the biggest sitcom launch ever for BBC Three when it premiered in 2011. The show is one of many British series remade for

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American audiences, some to high acclaim. NBC’s version of BBC’s “The Office” has been a huge hit for the Peacock Network, though its attempt to resurrect the U.K. comedy “Coupling” failed miserably. Fox has had incredible success with such imports as “Hell’s Kitchen” and “American Idol,” a take on Britain’s “Pop Idol.”

With any luck, “Family Tools” will survive its freshman season and go on to weather the sophomore jinx suffered by “White Van Man.” Although the first season of the U.K. series did very well, the second season only attracted about half as many viewers and was axed.

Appealing to the handyman has worked for ABC in the past with another show about tools -- “Home Improvement.” Starring Tim Allen, the show aired from 1991 to 1999 and was one of the highest-rated sitcoms of the ‘90s. Allen has since come home to ABC in the Friday night comedy “Last Man Standing.”

“Home Improvement” was a huge hit thanks to Allen, and the fate of “Family Tools” likely rests on the shoulders of its star as well. Bornheimer has one of those faces that’s tremendously familiar, but many viewers may not be able to place him right away. He first made his mark on TV in a string of national commercials for everything from Geiko to Coors Light to T-Mobile. However, his breakout role came in 2008 when he was cast in CBS’s “Worst Week.” The role prompted “Entertainment Weekly” to call him the “find of the fall season.” Since then, he’s starred in NBC’s “Perfect Couples” and on the big screen in such films as “You Again” (2010) and “She’s Out of My League” (2010).

Bornheimer may play the lead role, but the big casting buzz for “Family Tools” revolves around the return of Remini. The Brooklyn, N.Y., native appeared on several iconic TV series before landing the role of Carrie Heffernan in “The King of Queens.” She made her television debut in “Head of the Class,” and went on to appear in “Who’s the Boss,” “Living Dolls,” “Cheers,” “NYPD Blue” and “Friends.”

Her role in “Queens” has made her an international star as the series is still in global syndication. Remini also made a brief foray into the daytime talk show arena in CBS’s “The Talk” in

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Leah Remini returns to television in “Family Tools” 2010, but her contract was not renewed after the first season amid some controversy, after which she accused fellow co-host Sharon Osbourne of getting her fired.

As for the rest of the “Family Tools” cast, audiences may recognize J.K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson in the Sam Raimi big-screen “Spider-Man” trilogy, as well as LAPD Assistant Chief Will Pope in “The Closer” and Dr. Emil Skoda in “Law & Order” on TV. Gathegi starred as Dr. Cole in Fox’s now-defunct drama “House,” and his film credits include “Twilight” and “XMen: First Class” (2011). Standup comic and actor Johnny Pemberton hosted MTV’s “Megadrive,” and has

appeared in movies such as “21 Jump Street” (2012) and “This is 40” (2012).

After getting her start on NBC’s “3rd Rock from the Sun,” Nicolet appeared in Lifetime’s “Marry Me” and USA’s “The Starter Wife.”

Remini’s star power and a talented cast bode well for “Family Tools,” but some critics have speculated that the show is already on shaky ground. It didn’t look good when ABC cut the season order from 13 to 10 episodes this past fall, but the network cited scheduling conflicts as the reason for the cut, not a lack of faith in the series.

Hopefully, the U.K. import will thrive on American shores. Check it out Wednesday, May 1, on ABC.

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The end is nigh CBS announces final season of ‘How I Met Your Mother’

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year from now, one of the most beloved comedies on television will come to an end.

CBS has announced that Season 9 will be the final chapter of its veteran comedy “How I Met Your Mother.” For most, this announcement will be just one more reason to tune in to CBS on Monday, April 29, as Season 8 ramps up the action in preparation for this year’s season finale.

Over the years, “How I Met Your Mother” has led viewers through various plot twists as a man recounts to his children the story of how he met his wife. As he meanders his way through his own history, Ted (Josh Radnor) goes off on hilarious tangents about the adventures and escapades of his gang of oddball friends. Throughout eight seasons, viewers have witnessed this group of friends grow from selfish and silly twentysomethings to (more-orless) rational, responsible adults who are ready to settle down.

In a joint statement, Dana Walden and Gary Newman, chairmen of 20th Century Fox, praised the cast and the writer/creators: “We’re thrilled to have the entire and incredibly talented ‘How I Met Your Mother’ cast back for one final season to bring the series to a proper close. Carter Bays and Craig Thomas are masterful and hilarious storytellers, and we have no doubt that they will guide one of the greatest comedies of the last decade to a gratifying conclusion when they finally reveal the identity of the Mother.”

The dedication of the writers and the cast have truly made the series

great, and it’s great news that all will be returning for the show’s final lap.

Although “How I Met Your Mother” is technically the story of one man’s search for love, the show can thank its ensemble cast for its charm. Radnor will reprise his role as Ted Mosby, a lonely architect looking for love whose older self (voiced by “Full House’s” Bob Saget) narrates the series. Before being cast as Ted, Radnor had a few small parts in various television shows such as “Law & Order,” “ER” and “Six Feet Under,” but it was “How I Met Your Mother” that really launched his career. The same goes for Canadian actress Cobie Smulders, who had roles in “Jeremiah,” “Tru Calling” and “Smallville” before landing the part of Robin, aTV anchorwoman and former Canadian pop sensation. Jason Segel, who plays lawyer and dedicated family man Marshall Eriksen, had had a bit more television experience. He starred in the Judd Apatow series “Freaks and

Geeks” (1999-2000) and “Undeclared” (2001-2002) before signing onto “HIMYM.” The two most recognizable faces of the show, however, are veteran television stars Alyson Hannigan and Neil Patrick Harris. Before playing the role of Lilly, the artistic teacher and better half to Marshall, Hannigan spent seven years portraying witchy Willow Rosenberg on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” (19972003) as well as its spinoff, “Angel” (2001-2003). Harris, meanwhile, got a very early start on television. He was only 16 years old when he took the role of the young, precocious, titular doctor on “Doogie Howser, MD” (1989-1993). The cast works so well together, it’s very difficult to imagine the show without any one of them.

Like many other network television shows, “HIMYM” has done a good job of stringing its viewers along, and after eight seasons, fans are still waiting for a few key plotlines to be tied up. For

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By Adam Thomlison TV Media Q: I can’t stand not knowing! Is “Longmire” coming back? If so, when? And since the death of one of its stars, is “The Finder” coming back?

A: I’ve got good news and bad news, then. Good news: “Longmire” will be back soon for its second season. Bad news: “The Finder” will never be back.

“Longmire” was never really in jeopardy, as its ratings were huge for A&E in its first season. The scripted drama, based on the Western-themed mystery novels by Craig Johnson, was renewed in June, just a few weeks into that first season, but no second-season premiere date has been set. It seems likely it will return around the same time this summer.

As for “The Finder,” it certainly would have been hard to go ahead with a second season without the towering presence of Michael Clarke Duncan, who played Leo Knox in the “Bones” spinoff. However, Fox never gave it the chance.

The series was canceled last May, shortly before what proved to be the

show’s series finale. Duncan died a few months later, in September, of complications related to a heart attack.

Series creator Hart Hanson told “The Hollywood Reporter” that, had he known that the final episode of “The Finder’s” first season would be its final episode ever, it would have been even more poignant in retrospect.

“If I had known it would be the end of our series, the last image would have been Leo standing outside his bar, looking out at the weather vane and being the last man standing, with everyone else scattered to the wind.”

Q: The actor who played Paul of Tarsus in the History Channel miniseries “The Bible”: was that the same guy who played in the film “The Brothers Grimm”?

A: No, but there is definitely a similarity there.

Paul of Tarsus, who begins by persecuting the disciples of Jesus but soon becomes one, was portrayed in the final instalment of the History Channel’s “The Bible” by a very stubble-faced Con O’Neill.

In “The Brothers Grimm” (2005), Cavaldi, the policeman who first pur-

sues the outlaw brothers before eventually seeking their protection, is played by an equally (almost always, in fact) stubble-faced Peter Stormare.

O’Neill is a British actor best known for playing the titular role in the 2008 picture “Telstar: The Joe Meek Story,” though he’s probably more recognizable over here for a handful of one-off appearances in popular Brit mysteries “Inspector Lewis,” “Wallander” and “Midsomer Murders” last year.

Stormare, on the other hand, is a much better-known character actor who played a hitman in the classic 1996 noir comedy “Fargo,” and, more recently, appeared opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger in his great cinematic return “The Last Stand” earlier this year.

Adding to the confusion, another role Stormare is known for is the Oscar-nominated 2000 musical melodrama “Dancer in the Dark.” Meanwhile, O‘Neill’s first-ever film role was the 1990 musical comedy “Dancin’ Thru the Dark.”

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Sports Zone FRIDAY 10:30 a.m.

(38) CHAMPIONS Tennis McEnroe vs.

Chang

11:00 a.m.

(25) MLB Baseball Classics Philadelphia

Phillies vs. St. Louis Cardinals September 23, 1983

(38) MLB Baseball Colorado Rockies vs.

Arizona Diamondbacks Live (53) UFC Preliminaries Live

7:00 p.m.

Arizona Diamondbacks

7:30 p.m.

8:30 p.m.

(26) NBA Basketball Playoffs Live

9:30 p.m.

(38) MLB Baseball Colorado Rockies vs.

Arizona Diamondbacks

11:30 p.m.

(27) Baseball Tonight Live

Phillies vs. Florida Marlins May 29, 2010

SUNDAY

2:00 p.m.

(26) NFL Live Live (27) NASCAR Auto Racing ToyotaCare

250 Nationwide Series Qualifying Live

3:00 p.m.

(25) MLB Baseball Classics San

Francisco Giants vs. Philadelphia Phillies April 27, 1983

4:30 p.m.

(26) NFL Draft Live

5:00 p.m.

(25) Boxing Classics 2003 Juarez vs. Diaz

6:00 p.m.

(26) NBA Basketball Playoffs Live (27) NFL Draft Live

7:30 p.m.

(38) MLB Baseball Colorado Rockies vs.

Arizona Diamondbacks Live

8:30 p.m.

(26) (27) NBA Basketball Playoffs Live

11:30 p.m.

(27) Baseball Tonight Live

SATURDAY 10:00 a.m.

(26) NFL Draft Live (38) NCAA Baseball Arkansas vs.

Georgia Live

10:30 a.m.

(4) MLB Baseball Live

11:00 a.m.

(10) CHAMPS Golf Legends of Golf

Round 3 Live

11:30 a.m.

(32) NBA Tip-Off Live

12:00 p.m.

(7) Race Week (27) NASCAR Now Live (32) NBA Basketball Playoffs Live

1:00 p.m.

(8) NHL Hockey New Jersey Devils vs.

New York Rangers Live (10) PGA Golf Zurich Classic of New

Orleans Round 3 Live (27) NHRA Drag Racing Qualifying Live

2:30 p.m.

(32) NBA Basketball Playoffs Live

3:30 p.m.

(38) NCAA Football Spring Game Live

5:00 p.m.

(4) NASCAR Auto Racing Federated

Auto Parts 400 Sprint Cup Series Live

6:00 p.m.

(26) NBA Basketball Playoffs Live (27) Track & Field Drake Relays Live

Friday, April 26, 2013

9:30 a.m.

(27) Baseball Tonight Live

1:00 p.m.

(25) MLB Baseball Classics Philadelphia

MONDAY

(9) MFL Fútbol Atlante vs. Leon Live

12:30 p.m.

(38) MLB Baseball Colorado Rockies vs.

10:00 p.m.

(9) Titulares Telemundo (32) Inside the NBA Live

6:00 a.m.

(38) NCAA Baseball Arkansas vs.

(25) BASS Fishing Sabine River

Challenge

7:30 a.m.

(26) The Sports Reporters

8:00 a.m.

(25) BASS Fishing Bull Shoals Quest

8:30 a.m.

(27) The Sports Reporters

10:00 a.m.

(27) Baseball Tonight Live (60) Xtreme 4x4

10:55 a.m.

(2) MFL Fútbol Chiapas Jaguares vs.

Pumas de la UNAM Live

11:00 a.m.

(7) NBA Basketball Playoffs Live (10) CHAMPS Golf Legends of Golf Final

Round Live (27) Sportscenter Top Ten (40) MLB Baseball Toronto Blue Jays vs.

New York Yankees Live

12:00 p.m.

(27) NHRA Drag Racing O’Reilly Auto

Parts Spring Nationals

1:00 p.m.

(10) PGA Golf Zurich Classic of New

Orleans Final Round Live (26) NCAA Baseball South Carolina vs.

Louisiana State University Live

1:30 p.m.

(7) NBA Basketball Playoffs Live

2:00 p.m.

(8) Equestrian Rolex Championship Live (38) MLB Baseball Colorado Rockies vs.

Arizona Diamondbacks Live

3:00 p.m.

(8) Skiing Playstreets (27) MFL Soccer Atlante vs. Puebla F.C.

4:00 p.m.

(9) MFL Fútbol Querétaro F.C. vs.

Guadalajara Live

4:30 p.m.

(32) NBA Tip-Off Live

5:00 p.m.

(26) Baseball Tonight Live (32) NBA Basketball Playoffs Live

6:00 p.m.

(26) MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves vs.

Detroit Tigers Live (38) NCAA Baseball Texas vs. Baylor

7:30 p.m.

(32) NBA Basketball Playoffs Live

7:00 p.m.

(25) Boxing Classics 1993 Holyfield vs.

Stewart (27) Fitness 2012 Crossfit Games Men’s & Women’s Endurance Test

7:30 p.m.

12:30 p.m.

(38) MLB Baseball Colorado Rockies vs.

(38) MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants

1:30 p.m.

2:00 p.m.

(26) NFL Live Live

2:30 p.m.

(38) EPL Soccer

5:00 p.m.

(25) Boxing Classics 1998 Phillips vs.

8:00 p.m.

(25) Boxing Classics 1994 Lewis vs.

Jackson (26) Baseball Tonight Live (27) Fitness 2012 Crossfit Games

8:30 p.m.

(27) Fitness 2012 Crossfit Games

7:30 p.m.

Women’s Ball Toss & Track Triplet

April 22, 2001 Lewis vs. Rahman

9:00 p.m.

(25) PBA Bowling 1969 San Jose Open

10:00 p.m.

(27) Baseball Tonight Live

11:00 p.m.

10:00 p.m.

11:00 p.m.

(32) Inside the NBA Live

WEDNESDAY 9:00 a.m.

(25) MLB Baseball Classics New York

Mets vs. Los Angeles Dodgers 1977 World Series Game 4

12:00 p.m.

(25) MLB Baseball Classics Los Angeles

Dodgers vs. New York Yankees 1977 World Series Game 6 (53) UEFA Champions League Pregame Live

12:30 p.m.

(25) Boxing Classics 1989 Ward vs.

Coleman (32) Inside the NBA Live

8:00 p.m.

(26) Baseball Tonight Live (27) Fitness 2012 Crossfit Games

Women’s Elizabeth, Isabel & Fran

9:00 p.m.

(27) NFL Live

10:00 p.m.

(27) Baseball Tonight Live (32) Inside the NBA Live

THURSDAY 10:30 a.m.

(38) Tennis Champions Series Sampras vs.

Lendl

12:30 p.m.

(27) Baseball Tonight Live

8:00 p.m.

(32) NBA Basketball Playoffs Live

vs. Arizona Diamondbacks Live

(25) Boxing Classics Heavyweight Title

vs. Arizona Diamondbacks Live

8:30 p.m.

Women’s Double Banger (32) NBA Basketball Playoffs Live (38) MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants

9:00 p.m.

(38) MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants

(26) Baseball Tonight Live

Lucero (27) Fitness 2012 Crossfit Games

(32) NBA Basketball Playoffs Live

6:00 p.m.

(24) WWE Monday Night Raw (25) Battle of the Network Stars (32) NBA Basketball Playoffs Live

7:30 p.m.

(25) Boxing Classics 2003 Pacquiao vs.

Women’s Obstacle Course

Jackson (26) MLB Baseball Live (27) NFL Live

Women’s Chipper

vs. Arizona Diamondbacks Live

Arizona Diamondbacks (26) College Football Live Live

(27) Fitness 2012 Crossfit Games

Stewart

Georgia

(27) BASS Fishing

7:00 a.m.

6:15 p.m.

(25) Boxing Classics 1989 Holyfield vs.

(38) MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants

vs. Arizona Diamondbacks

(38) MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants

vs. Arizona Diamondbacks

1:30 p.m.

(26) College Football Live Live

2:00 p.m.

(26) NFL Live Live

3:00 p.m.

(25) NBA Basketball Classics Los

Angeles Clippers vs. Memphis Grizzlies 2012 Playoffs (38) ECAC Lacrosse Championship Semifinal 1 Live

5:00 p.m.

(25) Boxing Classics 2007 Cintron vs.

Feliciano (27) NFL Live (32) NBA Basketball Playoffs Live

6:00 p.m.

(53) UEFA Soccer Champions League

TUESDAY 9:30 a.m.

Live

1:30 p.m.

(26) College Football Live Live

2:00 p.m.

(38) NCAA Baseball UAB vs. University

of Southern Mississippi

11:30 a.m.

(25) ITF Tennis Classics 1996 Australian

Open Women’s Final

12:30 p.m.

(26) NFL Live Live

3:00 p.m.

(25) NBA Basketball Classics Cleveland

Cavaliers vs. Chicago Bulls 1988 Playoffs Eastern Conference Quarter-final Game 2 (38) Sports Unlimited

1:30 p.m.

(26) College Football Live Live

2:00 p.m.

(26) NFL Live Live

2:30 p.m.

(38) Sports Unlimited

4:30 p.m.

(38) WPT Poker Borgata Open

5:00 p.m.

(27) NFL Live Live

5:30 p.m.

6:00 p.m.

5:00 p.m.

Bowe (26) MLB Baseball Live (27) NFL Live (32) NBA Basketball Playoffs Live (38) WPT Poker Bogata Open

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(27) Mike Tyson’s Greatest Hits

7:30 p.m.

(32) NBA Basketball Playoffs Live (38) Baseball

8:00 p.m.

(26) Baseball Tonight Live (27) Boxing Herrera vs. Kim Live

9:00 p.m.

6:00 p.m.

(25) Boxing Classics 1987 Breland vs.

Starling (38) UFC 146 Live

9:45 p.m.

(25) Boxing Classics 1988 Ruddock vs.

Lakusta

(25) Boxing Classics 1994 Lewis vs.

McCall (27) Fitness 2012 Crossfit Games Women’s Sprint & Rope, Sled

6:30 p.m.

(27) Fitness 2012 Crossfit Games

Women’s Clean Ladder & Weightlifting

7:00 p.m.

(25) Boxing Classics 2005 Butterbean vs.

Zufall (32) NBA Basketball Playoffs Live

Semifinal 2 Live

(25) Boxing Classics 1996 Golota vs.

(38) Boxing Fight Sports Knockouts #1

Jones, Mosley, Bowe

Live (38) ECAC Lacrosse Championship

4:00 p.m.

(38) MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants

vs. Arizona Diamondbacks

(26) NCAA Softball Baylor vs. Texas Tech

(25) Boxing Classics 2001 Lewis vs.

Rahman

10:00 p.m.

(27) Baseball Tonight Live (32) Inside the NBA Live

11:00 p.m.

(25) Boxing Classics 2007 Nwodo vs.

Wilson (27) NASCAR Now

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Cooking thisweek FRIDAY 3:00 p.m.

‘Cupcake Wars’ sweetens up Sunday nights colorful personalities, exotic and oftentimes bizarre mystery ingredients and, of course, the fun of watching these masters of their craft put tohere’s just something about gether what can only be described cupcakes that people really as television eye candy. love. The tasty little treats can As in “Chopped,” the bakers have be baked up with almost limitless variations of flavor, and whole busi- three rounds of intense competition nesses have sprung up -- highly suc- to make it through, with one of the cessful ones, at that -- that specialize hopefuls going home after each. in gourmet versions of these delight- Mystery flavors are presented that must be incorporated into the cupful desserts.

Perhaps, then, it’s no mystery why cakes, and the final round involves the grueling task of baking no fewer “Cupcake Wars” has grown into than 1,000 of the cute little cakes. such a success story for the Food Not only is there a lot of dough Network. Along with its sister show, “Chopped,” which ranks consistent- up for grabs, but the victorious baker of the competition also wins a ly as one of the culinary channel’s showcase of his or her delectable biggest hits, “Cupcake Wars” has been bringing in the viewers on Sun- delicacies at a major event. It’s a prize that can put a baker’s name day nights with its unique blend of

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on the culinary map, and after being put through the ringer on “Cupcake Wars,” it’s a pretty safe bet that whoever emerges as the champion deserves that place in the spotlight.

The stakes are always high for the contestants, but the April 28 episode will be cranking up the heat to a new level. Four returning bakers are headed back to the kitchen for a second shot at the sweet $10,000 prize, and for them the stakes couldn’t be higher.

With an eye on taking the winner’s title, the contestants will be duking it out for a chance to feature their creations at actress Tiffani Thiessen’s birthday bash -- the type of Hollywood gala that most bakers can only dream of catering.

(35) Chopped

4:00 p.m.

(35) Chopped

5:00 p.m.

(35) Chopped

6:00 p.m.

(35) Chopped (43) Playing With Fire

7:00 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 7:30 p.m.

(35) Chef Marks the Spot 9:00 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 9:30 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 10:00 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 10:30 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

SATURDAY 4:00 p.m.

(35) Restaurant Stakeout 5:00 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 5:30 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 6:00 p.m.

(35) Iron Chef America 7:00 p.m.

(35) Chopped: All Stars 8:00 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 8:30 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 9:00 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 9:30 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 10:00 p.m.

(35) Giving You the Business

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(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

9:00 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

9:30 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

10:00 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

10:30 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

TUESDAY 3:00 p.m.

(35) Secrets of a Restaurant Chef

3:30 p.m.

(35) 30 Minute Meals

4:00 p.m.

(35) Giada at Home

4:30 p.m.

(35) Giada at Home

5:00 p.m.

(35) Barefoot Contessa

5:30 p.m.

(35) Barefoot Contessa

6:00 p.m.

(35) Paula’s Home Cooking

6:30 p.m.

(35) Trisha’s Southern Kitchen

7:00 p.m.

(35) Chopped

8:00 p.m.

(35) Chopped

9:00 p.m.

(35) Chopped

10:00 p.m.

(35) Chopped

WEDNESDAY 3:00 p.m.

(35) Secrets of a Restaurant Chef

3:30 p.m.

(35) 30 Minute Meals

4:00 p.m.

(35) Giada at Home

4:30 p.m.

3:00 p.m.

(35) Giving You the Business 4:00 p.m.

(35) Restaurant Stakeout 5:00 p.m.

(35) Mystery Diners 5:30 p.m.

(35) Mystery Diners 6:00 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 6:30 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 7:00 p.m.

(35) Chopped 8:00 p.m.

(35) Chopped: All Stars 9:00 p.m.

(35) Cupcake Wars 10:00 p.m.

(35) Chopped: All Stars

(35) Giada at Home

MONDAY

(35) Giada at Home

3:00 p.m.

(35) Secrets of a Restaurant Chef 3:30 p.m.

(35) 30 Minute Meals 4:00 p.m.

(35) Giada at Home 4:30 p.m.

(35) Giada at Home 5:00 p.m.

(35) Barefoot Contessa 5:30 p.m.

(35) Barefoot Contessa 6:00 p.m.

(35) Paula’s Best Dishes 6:30 p.m.

(35) Pioneer Woman 7:00 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 7:30 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

Justin Willman as seen in “Cupcake Wars”

8:00 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

5:00 p.m.

(35) Barefoot Contessa

5:30 p.m.

(35) Barefoot Contessa

6:00 p.m.

(35) Paula’s Home Cooking

6:30 p.m.

(35) Pioneer Woman

7:00 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

7:30 p.m.

(35) Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

THURSDAY 3:00 p.m.

(35) Secrets of a Restaurant Chef

3:30 p.m.

(35) 30 Minute Meals

4:00 p.m.

4:30 p.m.

(35) Giada at Home

5:00 p.m.

(35) Barefoot Contessa

5:30 p.m.

(35) Barefoot Contessa

6:00 p.m.

(35) Paula’s Best Dishes

6:30 p.m.

(35) Trisha’s Southern Kitchen

7:00 p.m.

(35) Chopped

8:00 p.m.

(35) Sweet Genius

9:00 p.m.

(35) Chopped

10:00 p.m.

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The Teammates BASS Fishing B A S S F i s h i ng Bull Shoals Quest E S P N F i l m s "Catching Hell" < T he Jac kie Ro b in son Sto ry S p o r t s C en t e r Outside Lines Sp o rts Rep o rt. S p o r t s C en t e r S p o r t s C en t e r "NFL Draft Grades" BASS Fishing S p o r t s C en t e r O u t s i d e L i n e (N) Sp o rts Rep . (N) E:60 B a s e b a l l T o n i g h t (L) Top Ten SportsNation T e e n M om "Two Steps Forward" T e e n M om 2 "One Step Back" T e e n M om 2 "Judgement Day" My Crazy Girl Code Awkward T e e n M om 2 "Best Laid Plans" Paid Program Turning Point Joel Osteen Paid Program The Client List < H e L o v e s M e (‘11, Thril) Max Martini, Dylan Neal, Heather Locklear. < H i t a n d R u n ++ Law & Ord e r "Atonement" Law & Ord e r "Slave" L aw & Ord e r "D-Girl" Law & Ord e r "Turnaround" Law & Ord e r "Showtime" La w & Ord e r "Mad Dog" Paid Program Paid Program W e d d in g s "...and a Hurricane" Four Weddings Four Weddings Four Weddings C razy Ob session Crazy Obsess ion Paid Program Paid Program D e ad l i e s t C . "Dagger in the Back" T o B e A n n o u n ce d T o B e A n n o u n ce d T o B e A n n o u n ce d 5:00 Paid Program Rach e l Ray 's ... "Prepare Yourself" G i a d a a t H o m e S . K i tc h e n Pioneer Woman P aulas Dishes M a m a 's M e a l s Bi g B i te (N) Paid Program P ai d P ro g ram Total Blackout Defiance < E i g h t L e g g e d F rea k s ++ (‘02) Tom Noonan, David Arquette. < I n t e r v i e w W i t h t h e V a m p i r e +++ Brad Pitt.

Un tam e d "Trouble at the Track" T o B e A n n o u n ce d Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program D-Backs Live Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Bob Redfern F i s h i ng / J oh n n y Game Time C o u rts i d e Jo n es H o u s e Hu n te rs R eno v a tio n Ho use Hu n ters R eno v a tio n H o u s e H u n te rs R e no v a tio n P ro p e rty "Matt and Krysten" Love It or List It P ro p e rty B ro s . "Active in the City" F ri e n d s 2/2 Friends Friends Last Laugh?

Men at Work < L i f e a s W e K n o w I t ++ (2010, Comedy) Josh Duhamel, Josh Lucas, Katherine Heigl. M L B B a s e b a l l Tor./N.Y. Y. (L) 5:00 C M T Mu s i c C M T M us i c Music videos from the biggest names in country music.

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Mickey M. Doc McStuffins Jake Never Land Sofia the First < M o n s te rs , I n c . +++ (‘01) John Goodman. :40 Dog Blog Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program < S p i d e r - M a n 2 ++ (2004, Action) Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Tobey Maguire. A superhero tries to find balance in his life. < S p i d e r - M a n 3 C r i m i n a l M i n d s "Seven Seconds" C r i m i n a l M i n d s "The Crossing" C ri m . M i n d s "Reflection of Desire" C .M i n d "What Happens at Home" B a t e s M o t e l "The Truth" Amer. Hogger Amer. Hogger : 0 5 T h e K i l l i n g "Keylela" : 0 5 K i l l i n g "Off the Reservation" < T h e S e n t i n e l ++ (2006, Action) Michael Douglas, Eva Longoria, Kiefer Sutherland. < O n c e Up o n a T i me i n M e x i c o +++ V i k i n gs "Rites of Passage" V i k i n gs "Wrath of the Northmen" V i k i n gs "Dispossessed" V i k i n gs "Trial" V i k i n gs "Raid" V i k i n gs "Burial of the Dead" < L o v e C ra z y ++++ (‘41) Myrna Loy, Jack Carson, William Powell. < T h i r t e e n R u e M a d e l e i n e ++ (‘47) Melville Cooper, James Cagney. < G r e e n F i r e ++ (‘55) Stewart Granger, George Sanders, Grace Kelly.

5:00 BET Inspiration BET Inspiration Bobby Jones Gospel L i f t V o i c e (N) Family Matters Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower TV Trucks!

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Law & Ord e r: SV U "Official Story" Movie 30 f o r 30 "You Don't Know Bo" I n n i ng b y I nn i n g "Portrait of a Coach" 30 for 30 Babe Ruth: Man, M yth 11:00 SportsCenter Special N C A A B a s e b a l l South Carolina vs. Louisiana State University (L) S p o r t s C en t e r B a s e b a l l T o n i g h t (L) NHRA Drag Rac ing O'Reilly Auto Parts Spring Nationals Site: Royal Purple Raceway -- Baytown, Texas M F L S o c c e r Atlante vs. Puebla F.C. S p o r t s C en t e r "NFL Draft Grades" T e e n M om 2 "Curveball" T e e n M om 2 "Intensive Care" T e e n M om 2 "No Looking Back" T e e n M om "Home for Christmas" T e e n M om 2 "Lean on Me" T e e n M om 2 "Breaking Point" 1 1 : 0 0 < H i t a n d R u n ++ < T h e S u r r o g a t e (‘13) Amy Scott, Cameron Mathison. < A S i s te r's R e v e n g e (2013) Ashley Jones, Tim Rozon, Brooke Burns. < O b s e ss ed ++ < I n v i n c ib l e ++ (‘06) Mark Wahlberg, Elizabeth Banks, Greg Kinnear. < T h e R e p l a c e m e n ts ++ (2000, Sport) Gene Hackman, Orlando Jones, Keanu Reeves. N B A T i p - O f f N BA Ba sketb all Playoffs (L) C ra z y O b s e s s i on C ra z y O b s e s s i on C ra z y O b s e s s i on C ra z y O b s e s s i on C ra z y O b s e s s i on C ra z y O b s e s s i on C ra z y O b s e s s i on C ra z y O b s e s s i on C ra z y O b s e s s i on C ra z y O b s e s s i on M y rtle M "Bogged Down in Love" T o B e A n n o u n ce d T o B e A n n o u n ce d T o B e A n n o u n ce d T o B e A n n o u n ce d T o B e A n n o u n ce d T o B e A n n o u n ce d S a n d w i c h (N) Best Thing C h e f W a n t e d "Jet-Set Clientele" R e s t a u r a n t "Something's Fishy" G i v i n g Y o u t h e B u s in e s s S ta k e o u t "The Big... Not So Easy" Mystery Diners M ystery Din ers 1 0 : 3 0 < I n t e r v i e w W i t h t h e V ... < L o r d o f t h e R i n g s : T h e T w o T o w e r s +++ (‘02) Elijah Wood. A quest is at risk when the heroes take separate paths. < R e s i d e n t E v i l : A f t e r l i f e +++ 7 : 0 0 T o B e A n n ou n ce d I c e C o l d Go l d Stuntbusters D e s t i n a t i o n P o l . C o un td o wn D-Backs Live M L B B a s e b a l l Colorado Rockies vs. Arizona Diamondbacks Site: Chase Field -- Phoenix, Ariz. (L) D-Backs Live Diamondbacks P ro p erty "Samira and Shawn" P ro p e rty B ro s . "Caitlin and Steve" P ro p e rty B ro th e rs "April" P ro p erty "Parker and Francesca" H o u s e H u n te rs Ho u s e H u n te rs Ho u s e H u n te rs Ho u s e H u n te rs 1 1 : 0 0 M L B B a s e b a l l Toronto Blue Jays vs. New York Yankees (L) < E v a n A l m i g h t y ++ (‘07) Morgan Freeman, Steve Carell. < Y e s M a n ++ (‘08) Zooey Deschanel, Bradley Cooper, Jim Carrey.

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Silver Linings Playbook After a court-ordered stay in a Maryland mental health institution, former teacher Pat Solitano moves into his parents’ place. Trying to reunite with his unfaithful spouse and get his life back on track, Pat’s plans get complicated when he meets Tiffany, a recently widowed woman with problems of her own. Tiffany agrees to help Pat win back his wife on the condition that he competes with her in a dance competition.

Director: David O. Russell. Stars: Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence, Robert De Niro, Jacki Weaver. 2012. 122 min. Comedy.

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Tanked!

When a fitness mogul wants a custom tank, ATM is the natural choice. Wayde and Brett quickly get to work on a multi-activity tank to please their fit customer.

Later, Jeff Tremaine wants a gnarly tank deserving of his prankster’s man cave.

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Fish Hooks Bea heads outside of the tanks in the hopes of learning to ski in this new episode. While she’s thrilled to hit the slopes, Milo and friends come up with a plan to transform the Hokey Pokey into a fun ageappropriate dance club.

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The Bully Effect Alex Libby speaks candidly about his experiences with bullying in this documentary. Once a victim, Libby has transformed himself into an activist against bullying after someone spoke up in his defense. The special also includes an update on other victims.

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Good Luck Charlie When a termite infestation threatens their home, the Duncan family is faced with the prospect of building a new one in this season premiere. Teddy is initially excited about the idea, but changes her mind after a dream about the Muppets.

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The Looney Tunes Show Bugs Bunny and Porky the Pig go into business together, but their venture selling carrot cake causes tension. This animated sitcom finds the classic cartoon characters living in Los Angeles.

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Director: Jacob Aaron Estes. Stars: Tobey Maguire, Elizabeth Banks, Laura Linney.

2011. 91 min. Comedy.

The Guilt Trip Inventor Andy Brewster is all set to embark on a cross-country road trip to sell his latest invention, an environmentally sound cleaning product. After a quick stop at his mother’s house, Andy’s journey takes an unexpected turn — his

mother, Joyce, decides to join him on his trip across 5,000 kilometers of American landscape.

Director: Anne Fletcher. Stars: Barbra Streisand, Seth Rogan. 2012. 95 min.

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Broken City After being arrested for murder, NYPD Det. Billy Taggart is forced to leave the force. Now a private detective on the verge of bankruptcy, Taggart is hired by powerful Mayor Nicholas Hostetler to find out with whom his wife is having an affair. When Hostetler turns out to have ulterior motives, Taggart sets out to clear his name and get revenge.

Director: Allen Hughes. Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Russell Crowe, Catherine Zeta-Jones. 2013. 209 min. Thriller.

Texas Chainsaw 3D After a series of horrific murders by Jedediah Sawyer, also known as “Leatherface,” the people of Newt, Texas, burn down the Sawyer home, presumably killing the entire family. The youngest sawyer — an infant girl — is found by one of the town’s couples, and they adopt her as their own. Decades later, the young woman learns that she inherited the Sawyer estate, unaware that she has also inherited the horrors that go along with it.

Director: John Luessenhop. Stars: Alexandra Daddario, Tania Raymonde, Trey Songz. 2013. 92 min. Horror.

Late Laughs Conan: Conan O’Brien

The Tonight Show: Jay Leno

Even though I’m from Boston, I feel right at home in the South. I really do! You see, Boston is also full of people with thick accents who hate the Yankees.

While at a fundraiser, President Obama called California’s attorney general, Kamala Harris, “the best-looking attorney general ever.” After the comment, the Secret Service added extra security to protect the president from First Lady Michelle.

A lot of celebrities live in Atlanta.

Elton John has a house here. In fact, you know you spotted Elton John when you think you have spotted Lady Gaga’s grandmother.

Dunkin’ Donuts is testing a new food item: a glazed doughnut/egg sandwich. If it tests well, it’s gonna be used in prisons as a form of lethal injection.

It’s our last night here in Atlanta. I’m leaving Atlanta with many new friends, great memories, and Type 2 diabetes.

Friday, April 26, 2013

The Late Show: David Letterman Remember the movie “Jurassic Park”

about the dinosaurs? It’s coming back collaborating with Miley Cyrus, in 3-D. But you know what? Honestly, making it impossible for fans of either artist to enjoy it. if I want to watch dinosaurs run around, I’ll just go to a Yankees game!

Jay Leno, for leaving “The Tonight Show” for the second time, gets $15 million. It’s the same deal that the Kardashian husband gets. It’s the same deal the old Pope got!

Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Jimmy Kimmel Texas Highway Patrol pulled over a tanker rig for what they thought was a routine traffic stop, but when they searched the truck, they found 3.9 tons of marijuana in it. This is why you never ask the cops for directions to Willie Nelson’s house!

Snoop Dogg has a new song

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By Andrew Sawyer TV Media For the week of April 15 - 19 The Bold and the Beautiful Liam and Steffy get busy working on a dress design and finding a suitable justice of the peace to perform their wedding. Liam tells Hope about the wedding and she begins to devise a scheme to stop it, but Rick suggests she think about moving on with Oliver. Steffy shares a heartfelt family moment with Taylor and Thomas as the final preparations for her wedding are made. Katie wakes up and makes a shocking request of Bill. Bill is hesitant but agrees to her terms and he and Brooke decide to put their feelings for one another on hold until she recovers. Caroline and Carter scheme together to get their way after Maya stands her ground when Caroline warns her to stay away from Rick.

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mail scheme. Found out, Chloe decides to leave town to get her life in order, but her friend Anne vows she will take Jennifer down. Meanwhile, Nicole and Vargas resist their attraction to one another for a short time before succumbing to passion in the rectory office. Chad and Abigail pull out all the stops to prevent Anne from exposing Cameron’s secret side job as a stripper. Gabi encourages Rafe to pursue love once she discovers he and Kate had something, so he decides to try to make it work with Kate. EJ finally proposes marriage to Sami and she gives him an answer.

Brady warns his father to stay away from Kristen after he discovers John gave her a meaningful gift from their past.

General Hospital Scott panics over what might happen between Luke and Laura and he’s poised to make a desperate move. A family in Port Charles suffers despair, while Sabrina receives a heartfelt promise from Patrick. Lucy enlists Alexis to represent her in her bid to become Rafe’s legal guardian. Sonny receives a visitor at his door, but he’s not sure if he’s talking to Connie or

Casey Deidrick stars in “Days of Our Lives” Kate. Tracy has a surprise for AJ just as he starts to feel confident he’ll remain at the top of ELQ. After enduring a tense exchange with Nikolas, AJ revels in the torment Brenda’s presence causes Carly and Sonny. Brenda learns of Michael’s confession to Sonny and is shocked, while Carly decides she must confront Brenda. Ellie and Spinelli dig deeper into the truth about Dante and Lulu’s baby.

The Young and the Restless Seeking to get past her affair with Carmine, Lauren suggests that she and Michael go on a holiday together. Victor and Adam unite to run Newman Enterprises and Victor later asks his other children to return to the company. Jack asks Phyllis to move in with him after their romantic getaway in Istanbul, while Nick begins to broach the topic of having children

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(36) “Meltdown: Days of Destruction” ++

(Action,2006) A cop desperately tries to protect his family as the Earth shifts closer to the sun. (2h) (42) “Austin Powers in Goldmember” ++ (Comedy,2002) Dr. Evil and Goldmember plot to take over the world by kidnapping Austin Powers’ father. (2h) (53) “Across the Universe” ++++ (Drama,2007) Lovers join the anti-war movement during the 1960’s, featuring music from ‘The Beatles’. (3h)

9:45 a.m.

(55) “The Bodyguard” ++ (Suspense,1992) A

singer-turned-actress falls in love with her bodyguard while being stalked by a fan. (3h)

10:15 a.m.

(57) “The Girl From Missouri” +++

(Romance,1934) A gold-digging young woman attempts to woo a millionaire without losing her self-respect. (1h15)

11:30 a.m.

(57) “Biography of a Bachelor Girl” +++

(Romance,1935) A female portrait painter with a scandalous past talks about her life in an autobiography. (1h30)

12:00 p.m.

(53) “Tooth Fairy” ++ (Family,2010) A hockey

player is sentenced to be the Tooth Fairy after he steals a dollar from a child. (2h) (59) “Blue Hill Avenue” ++ (Crime Story,2001) Four friends slip into a life of crime while one struggles with his loyalty to a mob boss.

(2h30)

12:45 p.m.

(55) “P.S. I Love You” ++++ (Drama,2007) A

young, recently widowed woman tries moving on with the help of her deceased husband. (3h)

1:30 p.m.

(43) “He’s Just Not That Into You” ++

(Comedy,2009) Men and woman mix their signals and misinterpret the true intentions of the opposite sex. (2h30) (51) “The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride” +++ (Animated,1998) When Kiara wanders into the outlands she meets the cub who is supposed to overthrow Simba. (1h30)

ness and becomes involved with racketeers.

(1h)

5:30 p.m.

(42) “The Karate Kid” ++ (Drama,1984) A dis-

placed and naïve teenager is taught karate to defend himself against trained bullies. (2h30)

6:00 p.m.

(32) “The Bourne Ultimatum” +++

(Action,2007) As government agents continue to track him down, Jason Bourne searches for his identity. (2h30) (55) “The Shawshank Redemption” ++++ (Drama,1994) A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h) (57) “The Great Lie” +++ (Drama,1941) Believing her husband to be dead, a flyer’s wife bargains for their baby’s adoption. (2h)

6:25 p.m.

(60) “Lucky Number Slevin” +++ (Crime

Story,2006) Rival crime bosses plot each other’s destruction with the help of a worldclass assassin. (2h33)

7:00 p.m.

(61) “Death at a Funeral” +++

(Comedy,2007) When a man tries to expose a dark secret about a deceased patriarch, chaos ensues. (2h)

8:00 p.m.

(53) “The A-Team” ++ (Action,2010) Veterans

try to clear their names when the military suspects them of committing a crime. (3h30) (57) “Kitty Foyle” +++ (Drama,1940) A working girl, wooed by a wealthy man, is initially very unsure about his proposal. (2h)

8:30 p.m.

(32) “The Bourne Identity” +++

(Action,2002) An amnesiac tries to piece together his mysterious past while eluding unknown assassins. (2h30) (59) “National Security” ++ (Comedy,2003) An officer who loses his job becomes a security guard who uncovers a smuggling operation. (2h)

9:00 p.m.

(41) “Footloose” +++ (Drama,1984) When a

janitor drops out of school and becomes a boxer in order to pursue a showgirl. (1h30)

city kid moves to a town where dancing is outlawed, he decides to change the rules.

(2h30) (55) “The Shawshank Redemption” ++++ (Drama,1994) A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h) (60) “Gone in 60 Seconds” ++ (Action,2000) A retired car thief re-enters the business to steal 50 cars with his crew in one night.

(2h45) (61) “Death at a Funeral” +++ (Comedy,2007) When a man tries to expose a dark secret about a deceased patriarch, chaos ensues. (2h)

3:00 p.m.

10:00 p.m.

2:00 p.m.

(53) “Baby Mama” ++ (Comedy,2008) A

woman discovers she is infertile and hires an obnoxious surrogate to carry her baby. (2h)

2:15 p.m.

(57) “Sunday Punch” ++ (Comedy,1942) A shy

(36) “V for Vendetta” +++ (Action,2006) A

masked avenger plots an explosive revolution in a sadistic future Britain. (3h) (41) “Steel Magnolias” +++ (Comedy/ Drama,1989) Five women regularly gather at a small-town Louisiana beauty shop to share stories. (3h) (42) “The Karate Kid Part III” ++ (Action,1989) A teenager becomes the target of a vicious competitor who wants his title back. (2h30)

3:45 p.m.

(55) “Driving Miss Daisy” +++ (Drama,1989)

An elderly lady shares her life and develops a special relationship with her chauffeur. (2h15)

4:30 p.m.

(59) “Barbershop 2: Back in Business” ++

(Comedy,2004) Greedy urban developers and a neighboring stylist threaten a man’s barbershop business. (2h30)

5:00 p.m.

(57) “The Big Noise” ++ (Crime Story,1936) A

retired man buys half of a dry-cleaning busi-

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(57) “The Palm Beach Story” +++

(Comedy,1942) To finance her husband’s career, a married woman courts an eccentric millionaire. (1h45)

10:30 p.m.

(59) “Daddy’s Little Girls” ++

(Romance,2007) A mechanic falls in love with his attorney while they fight for custody of his children. (2h30)

11:00 p.m.

(28) “American Teen” ++ (Documentary,2008)

as his brother trains him to become a pro.

(2h30)

11:45 p.m.

(57) “The Women” ++++ (Comedy,1939) A

woman’s marital problems fuel the gossip within a circle of Park Avenue women. (2h30) (60) “Lucky Number Slevin” +++ (Crime Story,2006) Rival crime bosses plot each other’s destruction with the help of a worldclass assassin. (2h15)

SATURDAY diamond smuggler and a slave embark on a quest to recover a rare pink diamond. (3h) (29) “Stephanie Daley” ++ (Drama,2006) A shy 16-year-old girl is accused of hiding her pregnancy and murdering her newborn baby.

(2h) (32) “Jonah Hex” ++ (Action,2010) A wanted bounty hunter is hired by the United States military to stop a terrorist. (1h30) (42) “The Karate Kid” ++ (Drama,1984) A displaced and naïve teenager is taught karate to defend himself against trained bullies. (2h30) (57) “Murder Ahoy” +++ (Mystery,1964) A sleuth investigates the murder of a trustee involved in a fund for delinquent youths.

(1h45)

11:00 a.m.

(36) “Polar Storm” ++ (Action,2009) A meteor

disrupts the magnetic field surrounding Earth causing violent storms. (2h) (40) “Life as We Know It” ++ (Comedy,2010) Two single adults become the guardians of a baby when the child’s parents die suddenly.

(2h30)

11:45 a.m.

(57) “Tarantula” ++ (Horror,1955) A scientist’s

‘growth’ serum creates a mutant spider that terrorizes the Arizona Desert. (1h30)

12:00 p.m.

(29) “She’s Too Young” ++ (Drama,2004) A

teenager faces pressure from the in crowd to engage in dangerous sexual behavior.

(Subtitled) (2h)

12:30 p.m.

(42) “The Karate Kid Part III” ++

(Action,1989) A teenager becomes the target of a vicious competitor who wants his title back. (2h30) (53) “Max Payne” ++ (Action,2008) A police detective teams up with an assassin to track down supernatural killers. (2h)

1:00 p.m.

(6) “Glory Road” ++ (Drama,2006) A coach

sparks controversy when he recruits black players to his team in 1966. (2h30) (9) “Baby Geniuses” ++ (Comedy,1999) (1h30)

1:15 p.m.

(57) “The Incredible Shrinking Man” +++

(Sci-Fi,1957) A strange mist causes a man to shrink, turning his life into a battle for survival. (1h30)

1:30 p.m.

(55) “Magnum Force” +++ (Crime

Story,1973) Detective Callahan hunts down a vigilante group that assassinates the city’s undesirables. (2h30) (9) “Bandidas” ++ (Action,2006) (2h) (53) “The A-Team” ++ (Action,2010) Veterans

11:30 p.m.

(57) “Five Million Years to Earth” +++ (Sci-

depiction of boxer Mickey Ward’s early years

former football star puts a team of inmates together to play the prison guards. (2h)

3:30 p.m.

(59) “National Security” ++ (Comedy,2003)

An officer who loses his job becomes a security guard who uncovers a smuggling operation. (2h)

4:00 p.m.

(55) “Swordfish” ++ (Thriller,2001) A hacker is

hired to break into a government system and steal billions of dollars. (2h)

10:00 a.m.

(24) “Blood Diamond” +++ (Action,2006) A

Following four Indiana teens as they prepare for graduation. (2h) (32) “The Good Shepherd” +++ (PsychoDrama,2006) An idealistic young man becomes involved in the early days of the CIA. (3h) (42) “You Got Served” ++ (Drama,2004) Two friends must win their city’s dance contest in order to open a recording studio. (2h) (53) “The Fighter” +++ (Biography,2010) A

3:00 p.m.

(4) “The Longest Yard” ++ (Comedy,2005) A

2:30 p.m. try to clear their names when the military suspects them of committing a crime. (3h30)

2:45 p.m.

Fi,1968) A professor unearths a time capsule containing clues to an alien invasion. (1h45)

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(57) “The Monster That Challenged the

World” +++ (Sci-Fi,1957) A parachutist disappears during a routine jump and is later found with a strange jelly. (1h30)

5:00 p.m.

(9) “Operacion Peligrosa” ++ (Action,2008)

(2h)

(32) “The Next Three Days” +++

(Drama,2010) A man decides to break his wife out of jail when he can’t find the evidence to free her. (2h45)

5:30 p.m.

(59) “All About the Benjamins” ++

(Action,2001) A maverick Miami bounty hunter is forced to team up with his nemesis to catch a criminal. (2h30)

6:00 p.m.

(41) “Footloose” +++ (Drama,1984) When a

city kid moves to a town where dancing is outlawed, he decides to change the rules.

(2h30) (43) “Stick It” ++ (Comedy,2006) A woman is sent back to the world of competitive gymnastics where she shakes things up. (2h) (55) “The Italian Job” +++ (Action,2003) Thieves plan the heist of their lives by creating the largest traffic jam in L.A. history.

(2h30) (57) “Giant” +++ (Romance,1956) A rivalry unfolds between a wealthy Texas rancher and a former ranch hand. (3h45)

6:30 p.m.

(60) “Gone in 60 Seconds” ++ (Action,2000)

A retired car thief re-enters the business to steal 50 cars with his crew in one night.

(2h30)

7:00 p.m.

(6) “A Murder of Crows” ++ (Drama,1999) A

(55) “The Sentinel” ++ (Action,2006) A Secret

Service agent is framed and blackmailed after an affair with the First Lady. (2h30)

9:00 p.m.

(24) “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” ++

(Action,2009) An elite military unit known as G.I. Joe battle an evil organization. (2h30) (36) “NYC: Tornado Terror” ++ (Thriller,2008) Tornados ravage New York leaving a meteorologist and a city official to save the city.

(2h) (51) “Monsters, Inc.” +++ (Animated,2001) In the world of Monsteropolis, monsters make a living by collecting children’s screams.

(1h40) (60) “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” +++ (Adventure,2007) A historian must prove his great-grandfather wasn’t involved in the Lincoln assassination. (3h)

9:45 p.m.

(57) “Rio Bravo” +++ (Western,1959)

Although he knows henchmen will pursue him, a sheriff arrests a bullying cattle baron.

(2h30) (61) “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” ++ (Comedy,2003) Two people try to further their careers by starting a relationship under false pretences. (2h30)

10:00 p.m.

(40) “Shallow Hal” ++ (Comedy,2001) A shal-

low man falls for an obese woman when he is hypnotized to see only inner beauty. (2h30)

10:30 p.m.

(32) “Rules of Engagement” ++

(Drama,2000) A marine turns to a war pal to defend him against a court martial and political cover-up. (2h30) (59) “Friday After Next” ++ (Comedy,2002) Two cousins move in together and work as nighttime security guards. (2h)

11:00 p.m.

(53) “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008) Tony Stark

creates a suit of high tech armor to fix his mistakes and defend the innocent. (3h)

11:30 p.m.

(4) “The Others” +++ (Thriller,2001) A mother

of two begins to suspect that the dark mansion they inhabit is actually haunted. (2h)

SUNDAY 9:00 a.m.

young lawyer is arrested for murder after he publishes a book of murder stories. (2h) (42) “You Got Served” ++ (Drama,2004) Two friends must win their city’s dance contest in order to open a recording studio. (2h)

(24) “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s

7:15 p.m.

(51) “Monsters, Inc.” +++ (Animated,2001)

(61) “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” ++

(Comedy,2003) Two people try to further their careers by starting a relationship under false pretences. (2h30)

7:45 p.m.

(32) “The Next Three Days” +++

(Drama,2010) A man decides to break his wife out of jail when he can’t find the evidence to free her. (2h45)

8:00 p.m.

(7) “Over the Hedge” ++ (Animated,2006) A

mismatched group of forest animals defend their home from becoming a suburb. (2h) (49) “Shrek” +++ (Animated,2001) A green ogre and his faithful donkey companion set out to rescue a beautiful princess. (2h) (59) “Daddy’s Little Girls” ++ (Romance,2007) A mechanic falls in love with his attorney while they fight for custody of his children. (2h30)

8:30 p.m.

(53) “The Fighter” +++ (Biography,2010) A

depiction of boxer Mickey Ward’s early years as his brother trains him to become a pro.

(2h30)

Chest” ++ (Adventure,2006) Jack Sparrow tries to save his soul from Davy Jones and his army of sea-phantoms. (3h)

10:00 a.m.

In the world of Monsteropolis, monsters make a living by collecting children’s screams.

(1h40) (57) “Green Fire” ++ (Romance,1955) A prospector is torn between his love for a plantation owner and his quest for emeralds. (2h)

10:30 a.m.

(36) “Interview With the Vampire” +++

(Horror,1994) A renegade vampire decides to tell a reporter about his tormented life of bloodlust. (2h30) (55) “Once Upon a Time in Mexico” +++ (Action,2003) A hitman gets involved in espionage involving an unusual CIA agent and a corrupt general. (1h59)

11:00 a.m.

(4) “Hero” ++ (Action,2002) A man tells an

ancient Chinese ruler the story of how he defeated the ruler’s enemies. (2h) (25) “The Jackie Robinson Story” +++ (Biography,1950) A biography of baseball legend Jackie Robinson and his struggle against racism in sports. (1h30)

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A “Top Chef” winner reveals a real loser of a tattoo in this new episode. Also, get a look at a homemade tattoo that went wrong. Another tattoo victim shows off a rather unappetizing cupcake tattoo. They all try to correct their horrible tattoos.

Two and a Half Men (10)

7:30 p.m.

Ashton Kutcher continues his role as Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt in this comedy. Jon Cryer guest stars as Schmidt’s friend, Alan, who tries to help the lovelorn tycoon. Ironically, Alan’s own history with women has been less than successful.

Grey’s Anatomy (7)

8:00 p.m.

The doctors of Seattle Grace continue to navigate the line between life and death in this new episode. All the while, they also deal with the daily drama of their own lives, from romance and heartbreak to the trials and tribulations of parenting.

Parks and Recreation (8)

8:30 p.m.

It’s been a year since Leslie became a city councillor and she’s ready to celebrate in this season finale. Elsewhere, Andy calls Special Agent Burt Macklin for help on an investigation, and April faces some life-altering news.

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Best Movies (29) “Hit and Run” ++ (Suspense,1999) A

woman’s perfect life is turned upside down when she accidentally hits a young girl. (2h) (43) “Stick It” ++ (Comedy,2006) A woman is sent back to the world of competitive gymnastics where she shakes things up. (2h)

11:30 a.m.

(53) “Spider-Man 3” ++ (Action,2007) Peter’s

dark side surfaces after he comes in contact with a black suit from another world. (3h)

12:00 p.m.

(24) “Bad Boys” +++ (Action,1995) Two

detectives must switch their identities on an important murder and drug case. (2h30) (32) “Invincible” ++ (Drama,2006) An unemployed man goes to open tryouts for the NFL and defies the odds by making the team. (2h) (57) “The Tender Trap” ++++ (Comedy,1955) A swinging bachelor finds himself falling for a marriage-minded actress. (2h) (59) “All About the Benjamins” ++ (Action,2001) A maverick Miami bounty hunter is forced to team up with his nemesis to catch a criminal. (2h30)

12:30 p.m.

(55) “Swordfish” ++ (Thriller,2001) A hacker is

hired to break into a government system and steal billions of dollars. (2h)

1:00 p.m.

(36) “Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers”

+++ (Fantasy,2002) A fellowship created to destroy a ring of power is fractured, putting the quest at risk. (4h)

2:00 p.m.

(4) “Babel” +++ (Drama,2006) The accidental

discharge of a firearm affects the lives of four groups of strangers. (3h) (6) “Phantom Punch” ++ (Drama,2009) The story of boxer Sonny Liston, whose career was ended by Cassius Clay’s ‘Phantom Punch.’ (2h) (32) “The Replacements” ++ (Sport,2000) Replacements are brought in to substitute for a team of striking football players. (2h30) (40) “Evan Almighty” ++ (Comedy,2007) God approaches a congressman and asks him to build an ark to prepare for a flood. (2h) (57) “Can-Can” ++ (Musical,1960) In 1890s Paris, a woman falls for a lawyer who defends her right to perform a bold dance. (2h15)

2:30 p.m.

(24) “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” ++

(Action,2009) An elite military unit known as G.I. Joe battle an evil organization. (2h30) (49) “Scooby-Doo! Abracadabra-Doo” ++++ (Animated,2010) The gang investigates sightings of a giant griffin at Velma’s sister’s school. (1h30) (53) “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer” ++ (Action,2007) Things couldn’t seem better until a wedding is crashed by an old foe, the Silver Surfer. (2h) (55) “The Italian Job” +++ (Action,2003) Thieves plan the heist of their lives by creating the largest traffic jam in L.A. history.

(2h30) (59) “Friday After Next” ++ (Comedy,2002) Two cousins move in together and work as nighttime security guards. (2h)

4:00 p.m.

(6) “Big Fish” +++ (Fantasy,2003) In an

attempt to learn more about his dad, a son tries to relive his stories and myths. (2h30) (40) “Yes Man” ++ (Comedy,2008) A man’s life is turned upside-down when he is required to say yes to every opportunity. (2h)

4:15 p.m.

(57) “The Ambassador’s Daughter” +++

(Romance,1956) An ambassador’s daughter dissuades a senator from keeping American soldiers out of Paris. (1h45)

4:30 p.m.

(53) “The Incredible Hulk” +++

(Action,2008) Bruce Banner meets a monstrous opponent while he searches for a cure to banish the Hulk. (2h30)

Friday, April 26, 2013

(59) “Beauty Shop” ++ (Comedy,2005) A

beauty salon’s customers are more interested in gossip than getting their hair done. (2h)

5:00 p.m.

(29) “Obsessed” ++ (Thriller,2009) After get-

ting a promotion, a successful businessman is stalked by a temporary employee. (2h) (36) “Resident Evil: Afterlife” +++ (Action,2010) A woman helps a group of survivors who want to make their way to a supposedly safe haven. (2h) (43) “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” ++ (Comedy,2005) Buddies make it their mission to help their 40-year-old friend lose his virginity. (3h) (55) “Runaway Jury” ++ (Thriller,2003) Corruption and double-dealing run rampant at the trial of a major gun manufacturer. (3h)

6:00 p.m.

(40) “Bruce Almighty” +++ (Comedy/

Drama,2003) A man is given God’s powers in order to teach him how difficult it is to run the world. (2h) (57) “They Live by Night” +++ (Crime Story,1949) A naïve couple involved in criminal dealings fabricate their own idyllic dream world. (1h45)

7:00 p.m.

(36) “The Scorpion King” ++ (Action,2002) In

ancient times, a warrior sets out to stop an evil king from taking over the land. (2h) (49) “Shrek” +++ (Animated,2001) A green ogre and his faithful donkey companion set out to rescue a beautiful princess. (2h) (53) “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008) Tony Stark creates a suit of high tech armor to fix his mistakes and defend the innocent. (3h) (60) “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” +++ (Adventure,2007) A historian must prove his great-grandfather wasn’t involved in the Lincoln assassination. (3h)

7:45 p.m.

(57) “You Only Live Once” ++++ (Crime

Story,1937) Believing that he’s a good person at heart, a woman uses her influence to free a criminal. (1h30)

8:00 p.m.

(40) “Bruce Almighty” +++ (Comedy/

Drama,2003) A man is given God’s powers in order to teach him how difficult it is to run the world. (2h)

9:00 p.m.

(24) “Bad Boys” +++ (Action,1995) Two

detectives must switch their identities on an important murder and drug case. (2h30) (36) “V for Vendetta” +++ (Action,2006) A masked avenger plots an explosive revolution in a sadistic future Britain. (3h) (29) “Obsessed” ++ (Thriller,2009) After getting a promotion, a successful businessman is stalked by a temporary employee. (2h01)

10:00 p.m.

(40) “Yes Man” ++ (Comedy,2008) A man’s life

is turned upside-down when he is required to say yes to every opportunity. (2h) (48) “Free Willy” +++ (Family,1993) A wayward 12-year-old befriends an Orca whale that is later exploited by its owner. (2h33) (53) “Iron Man 2” ++ (Action,2010) An inventor is pressured by the government to share his technology with the military. (2h30) (60) “Underworld” +++ (Fantasy,2003) A beautiful vampire warrior is torn when she falls in love with a werewolf. (3h)

10:15 p.m.

(57) “Steamboat Bill Jr.” +++ (Comedy,1928)

A young couple try to end a feud between a steamboat captain and his rival. (1h15)

11:00 p.m.

(32) “The Replacements” ++ (Sport,2000)

Replacements are brought in to substitute for a team of striking football players. (2h30)

11:30 p.m.

(24) “The Golden Compass” ++

(Fantasy,2007) A girl is guided by a mysteri-

ous compass in the search for her kidnapped friend. (2h30) (57) “The Paleface” ++ (Comedy,1921) When a captive survives death by fire, a tribe of Indians accept him into their community.

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MONDAY 9:00 a.m.

(53) “Spider-Man 3” ++ (Action,2007) Peter’s

dark side surfaces after he comes in contact with a black suit from another world. (3h)

10:30 a.m.

(55) “Hoosiers” +++ (Drama,1986) A coach

enlists the town drunk to turn a high school basketball team into state champions. (2h30) (57) “The Snake Pit” +++ (Suspense,1948) A man sends his wife to a mental hospital when she begins to exhibit erratic behaviour.

(2h)

11:00 a.m.

(36) “V for Vendetta” +++ (Action,2006) A

masked avenger plots an explosive revolution in a sadistic future Britain. (3h)

12:00 p.m.

(53) “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver

Surfer” ++ (Action,2007) Things couldn’t seem better until a wedding is crashed by an old foe, the Silver Surfer. (2h)

12:30 p.m.

(57) “High Society” +++ (Musical,1956) A

wealthy man tries to win back the love of his former wife before she can remarry. (2h)

1:00 p.m.

(55) “Runaway Jury” ++ (Thriller,2003)

Corruption and double-dealing run rampant at the trial of a major gun manufacturer. (3h)

1:20 p.m.

(60) “Universal Soldier: Regeneration” ++

(War,2009) Luc Devereaux is returned to action despite prolonged therapy to return to a normal life. (2h06)

2:00 p.m.

(36) “Resident Evil: Afterlife” +++

(Action,2010) A woman helps a group of survivors who want to make their way to a supposedly safe haven. (2h) (43) “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” ++ (Comedy,2005) Buddies make it their mission to help their 40-year-old friend lose his virginity. (3h) (53) “The Incredible Hulk” +++ (Action,2008) Bruce Banner meets a monstrous opponent while he searches for a cure to banish the Hulk. (2h30)

2:30 p.m.

(57) “Doctor, You’ve Got to Be Kidding” ++

(Romance,1967) Four men are interested in marrying a single, pregnant singer. (1h45)

3:00 p.m.

(42) “You Got Served” ++ (Drama,2004) Two

friends must win their city’s dance contest in order to open a recording studio. (2h)

3:30 p.m.

(60) “The Punisher” +++ (Action,2004) A

special agent becomes a vigilante after a ruthless assassin murders his family. (2h34)

4:00 p.m.

(36) “The Scorpion King” ++ (Action,2002) In

ancient times, a warrior sets out to stop an evil king from taking over the land. (2h) (55) “Marked for Death” ++ (Action,1990) A DEA agent fights back against Jamaican drug dealers after his family is threatened. (2h)

4:30 p.m.

(53) “Hellboy II: The Golden Army” ++

(Adventure,2008) Hellboy and his team try to save the world from creatures bent on destruction. (2h30) (59) “Video Girl” ++ (Drama,2011) A girl who dreams of becoming a dancer has a chance meeting with a music video director. (2h30)

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(55) “Godzilla” +++ (Sci-Fi,1998) Godzilla

rises from the ocean’s depths and destroys everything in its path, including NYC. (3h01) (57) “It Came From Outer Space” +++ (SciFi,1953) An amateur astronomer thinks that the citizens of his town are being abducted by aliens. (1h30) (60) “Underworld” +++ (Fantasy,2003) A beautiful vampire warrior is torn when she falls in love with a werewolf. (2h58)

9:00 p.m.

(53) “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” ++

(Comedy,2008) After a musician is dumped by his actress girlfriend, he travels to Hawaii to heal. (3h) (59) “Waist Deep” ++ (Action,2006) When his son is kidnapped in a carjacking, an ex-con must break the law to rescue him. (2h) (60) “The Mummy” +++ (Adventure,1999) Adventurers inadvertently resurrect a malevolent force with unspeakable power. (3h) (55) “Unforgiven” +++ (Western,1992) A retired assassin hunts down renegade cowboys to avenge the brutal rape of a prostitute.

(2h59)

9:30 p.m.

(51) “Princess Protection Program” +++

(Family,2009) A Princess is taken into protective custody when a dictator invades a tiny country. (1h40)

10:30 p.m.

(57) “The Power” ++ (Sci-Fi,1968) A research

scientist discovers his power to exterminate others simply by wishing it. (2h)

TUESDAY 9:30 a.m.

(55) “Magnum Force” +++ (Crime

Story,1973) Detective Callahan hunts down a vigilante group that assassinates the city’s undesirables. (2h30)

10:00 a.m.

(53) “Hellboy” +++ (Sci-Fi,2004) A demon

grows up to become a defender against the forces of darkness. (2h30) (57) “The White Tower” ++ (Adventure,1950) Mountain climbers in the Alps mull over the past while trying to conquer a perilous peak.

(1h45)

11:30 a.m.

(42) “You Got Served” ++ (Drama,2004) Two

friends must win their city’s dance contest in order to open a recording studio. (2h)

12:00 p.m.

(55) “Unforgiven” +++ (Western,1992) A

retired assassin hunts down renegade cowboys to avenge the brutal rape of a prostitute.

(3h) (59) “Waist Deep” ++ (Action,2006) When his son is kidnapped in a carjacking, an ex-con must break the law to rescue him. (2h)

12:30 p.m.

(53) “Hellboy II: The Golden Army” ++

(Adventure,2008) Hellboy and his team try to save the world from creatures bent on destruction. (2h30)

2:45 p.m.

(57) “The Big Leaguer” +++ (Drama,1953)

Grover Cleveland Alexander fights his way back from a blinding injury. (1h15)

3:00 p.m.

(53) “Jumper” +++ (Adventure,2008) A young

man with the ability to teleport himself is hunted by a group of Paladins. (2h) (55) “Godzilla” +++ (Sci-Fi,1998) Godzilla rises from the ocean’s depths and destroys everything in its path, including NYC. (3h)

3:30 p.m.

(51) “Princess Protection Program” +++

(Family,2009) A Princess is taken into protective custody when a dictator invades a tiny country. (1h40)

5:00 p.m.

(59) “Honey” ++ (Drama,2003) A young

woman pursues her dream to become a professional music-video choreographer. (2h)

6:00 p.m.

(55) “Hulk” ++ (Action,2003) An accidental

experiment transforms a geneticist into a powerful giant green brute. (3h01) (57) “A Stolen Life” ++++ (Drama,1946) A man accidentally marries the identical twin of the woman he loves. (2h)

8:00 p.m.

(57) “The Loves of Carmen” ++

(Romance,1948) The stormy relationship between a promiscuous Spanish gypsy and a stalwart soldier. (2h)

9:00 p.m.

(42) “White Men Can’t Jump” ++

(Comedy,1992) A white con artist with a knack for basketball hustles games with black players. (2h30) (53) “Unstoppable” +++ (Action,2011) A conductor and an engineer race against the clock to stop an unmanned freight train. (2h) (55) “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” ++ (Fantasy,2003) Seven fantasy and sci-fi characters team up to prevent a madman from starting a war. (2h29)

9:30 p.m.

(51) “Ella Enchanted” ++ (Fantasy,2004) A

young woman who has been cursed to be completely obedient falls for a prince. (1h45)

11:00 p.m.

(53) “Unstoppable” +++ (Action,2011) A

conductor and an engineer race against the clock to stop an unmanned freight train. (2h)

11:30 p.m.

(55) “Cool Runnings” ++ (Comedy,1993) An

unlikely team of bobsledders from Jamaica is formed to compete in the 1988 Olympics.

(2h)

WEDNESDAY 9:15 a.m.

(57) “Terror on a Train” ++ (Suspense,1953) A

demolition expert has little time to defuse a bomb placed aboard a freight train. (1h15)

10:00 a.m.

(53) “Jumper” +++ (Adventure,2008) A young

man with the ability to teleport himself is hunted by a group of Paladins. (2h)

10:30 a.m.

(57) “Blackboard Jungle” ++++

(Drama,1955) A former soldier tackles his first teaching job and finds a jungle of hostile teenagers. (1h45)

11:15 a.m.

(55) “The American President” ++++

(Romance,1995) A widowed president begins dating an environmental lobbyist during an election year. (2h45)

12:00 p.m.

(59) “Beverly Hills Cop II” ++ (Comedy,1987)

A wisecracking police detective returns to Beverly Hills and pursues a gang of smugglers. (2h)

12:15 p.m.

(57) “Interrupted Melody” +++

(Drama,1955) The biography of an Australian opera star whose meteoric career is cut short by polio. (2h)

2:15 p.m.

(57) “Trial” +++ (Crime Story,1955) Local ten-

sions run high when a rookie lawyer defends a Mexican boy accused of murder. (2h)

4:15 p.m.

(57) “Ransom” ++ (Drama,1956) When a

man’s son is kidnapped, he offers a reward to anyone who catches the kidnappers. (1h45)

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(36) “The Hills Have Eyes II” ++ (Horror,2007)

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A group of National Guard recruits must battle a group of mutants for their final test. (2h)

(57) “Macao” ++ (Crime Story,1952) A man on

the run in the Far East is mistaken for a police officer. (1h30)

2:00 p.m.

(53) “Bad Company” ++ (Action,2002) When

an agent is killed, the CIA must recruit the man’s twin brother to take his place. (2h30) (55) “Runaway Jury” ++ (Thriller,2003) Corruption and double-dealing run rampant at the trial of a major gun manufacturer. (3h) (60) “Goodfellas” +++ (Crime Story,1990) A tough New York mobster becomes a target of the government and the mafia. (3h30)

4:15 p.m.

(57) “Moonfleet” +++ (Adventure,1955) A

boy is sent to boarding school in his guardian’s attempt to get a diamond. (1h45)

5:00 p.m.

(36) “Saw V” ++ (Horror,2008) A detective and

an agent get involved in a renewed string of grisly murders. (2h) (55) “Identity” +++ (Thriller,2003) A sudden storm floods the roads, trapping ten strangers in a motel with a killer. (2h) (59) “You Got Served” ++ (Drama,2004) Two friends must win their city’s dance contest in order to open a recording studio. (2h)

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(60) “Scarface” ++++ (Crime Story,1983) A

Cuban refugee pursues the American dream by moving to the top of the Florida drug trade. (3h30)

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6:00 p.m.

(57) “Duel in the Sun” +++ (Western,1946) A

young woman finds herself torn between her guardian’s two sons, one good, one bad.

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(60) “Goodfellas” +++ (Crime Story,1990) A

tough New York mobster becomes a target of the government and the mafia. (3h30)

6:00 p.m.

(55) “Runaway Jury” ++ (Thriller,2003)

Corruption and double-dealing run rampant at the trial of a major gun manufacturer.

(3h01)

7:45 p.m.

(57) “Four Daughters” ++++

(Romance,1938) Four young sisters each fall for a handsome stranger who rents a room in their home. (1h45)

8:30 p.m.

(53) “Iron Man 2” ++ (Action,2010) An inven-

tor is pressured by the government to share his technology with the military. (2h30)

9:00 p.m.

(41) “Miss Congeniality” ++ (Comedy,2000) A

tomboy FBI agent goes undercover in a beauty pageant to prevent a terrorist bombing.

(2h30) (60) “Scarface” ++++ (Crime Story,1983) A Cuban refugee pursues the American dream by moving to the top of the Florida drug trade. (3h30) (55) “Identity” +++ (Thriller,2003) A sudden storm floods the roads, trapping ten strangers in a motel with a killer. (1h59)

10:00 p.m.

(59) “You Got Served” ++ (Drama,2004) Two

friends must win their city’s dance contest in order to open a recording studio. (2h)

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(55) “High Fidelity” ++ (Drama,2000) A

recently dumped record store owner recounts his top five break-ups. (2h30) (57) “Cowboy From Brooklyn” +++ (Western,1938) A Brooklynite turned cowboy attracts the attention of a talent scout with his singing. (1h30)

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(36) “Toolbox Murders” ++ (Horror,2004) The

residents of an apartment building become targets for a deranged killer. (2h)

9:30 a.m.

(55) “The Watcher” ++ (Thriller,2000) A detec-

tive realizes that the killer she was tracking has followed her to another city. (2h) (57) “Married Before Breakfast” ++ (Romance,1937) An inventor takes his fiancé on a cruise and gets in trouble when he helps everyone. (1h15)

10:00 a.m.

(53) “Domestic Disturbance” +++

(Thriller,2000) After hearing his son’s stories, a father grows suspicious of his ex-wife’s new love. (2h)

11:30 a.m.

(55) “Hackers” ++ (Drama,1995) Mischievous

teenagers hack into a corporate network and stumble upon evidence of a crime. (2h30)

12:00 p.m.

(53) “Vantage Point” ++ (Action,2008) Five

eyewitnesses tell the story of an attempted presidential assassination. (2h) (57) “The Locket” ++ (Drama,1947) A dark personal secret drives a young woman to use every man she encounters. (1h30) (59) “House Party” +++ (Comedy,1990) Despite his father’s wishes, an urban teenager schemes to attend his friend’s party. (2h)

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(53) “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” ++

(Action,2009) When Wolverine decides to leave the forces for a simpler life, his brother seeks revenge. (2h30)

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8:30 p.m.

(57) “Ruby Gentry” ++ (Romance,1952) When

the man she loves marries someone else, a Southern woman seeks revenge. (1h30) (59) “White Men Can’t Jump” ++ (Comedy,1992) A white con artist with a knack for basketball hustles games with black players. (2h)

9:00 p.m.

(36) “Saw IV” ++ (Horror,2007) A serial killer’s

grisly game continues even after his death.

(2h) (41) “Ghost” +++ (Romance,1990) A murdered man operates through a medium to protect his girlfriend and avenge his death.

(3h) (51) “Enchanted” +++ (Adventure,2007) A fairytale princess is sent to our world by an evil queen and meets a handsome lawyer.

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(42) “Pulp Fiction” +++ (Crime Story,1994)

Two hit men cross paths with a gangster, an overdosing girlfriend, a boxer and two hoods.

(3h) (57) “Lightning Strikes Twice” ++ (Mystery,1934) Three apparent murders and a pair of impostors disrupt the lives of a couple.

(1h45)

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(59) “Big Momma’s House 2” ++

(Comedy,2006) An FBI agent must impersonate his grandmother as he poses as a computer hacker’s nanny. (2h30)

11:00 p.m.

(36) “Saw V” ++ (Horror,2008) A detective and

an agent get involved in a renewed string of grisly murders. (2h)

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