My anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic mug

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My anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic mug

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My anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic mug

It started as a regular Tuesday. Jessica was sipping her iced coee from her brand new mug — the one that boldly stated “My Anxiety is Chronic but My Ass is Iconic” — when she noticed the barista was suddenly overly friendly. Like refill-your-drink-for-free friendly

As she left the café, three people complimented her mug, two asked where to buy it, and one elderly woman whispered, "I needed that today, sweetie." Jessica felt like Oprah on a book tour.

Later that day, during a Zoom meeting, her camera accidentally turned on mid-slurp. Her coworkers paused. HR gasped. But then... applause. Karen from accounting cried tears of laughter. The CEO asked where to buy ten for the leadership team. Productivity soared.

By Friday, Jessica’s mug had 8,000 likes on Instagram, was reposted by three therapists, and allegedly caused a spike in squats nationwide.

This mug wasn’t just a ceramic container of caeinated coping — it was a movement. A lifestyle. A daily reminder that mental health is real, and so is the peach emoji energy.

Shirt :

Ribbed and double stitched collar

Machine-wash safe

Unisex

Products are proudly printed in the United States

All products are made to order and printed to the best standards available. They do not include embellishments, such as rhinestones

Mug Material: 100% Ceramic

Product Dimensions: 3.7”x4.7″x3.2″ (height x width x diameter)

Size: 11oz

Perfect for hot beverages such as coee, chocolate and tea

Dye Sublimation graphics for exceptional prints

Dishwasher and microwave safe, for easy cleaning and reheating your favorite drinks, respectively

Proudly printed in the United States

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