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Staying in Tune At Birchwood Terrace nursing home, centenarian-pianist Winona Robinson is the life of the party BY CATHY RESMER

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THIRD-PARTY REALITY I know that by the time this letter is published, the votes will already have been counted in Vermont, but I had to volunteer my own reason why Progressive Party litegov candidate Steve Hingtgen’s support fell by half in the closing days of the campaign. It’s the same — albeit unspoken — reason why Burlington Mayor Peter Clavelle switched from Progressive to Democrat before running for governor. And, for that matter, why Rep. Bernie Sanders insists on running as an independent rather than as the Prog Party nominee. The sad truth is — despite what its leaders say — the Progressive Party has little support outside Burlington and Brattleboro and that isn’t likely to change anytime soon. Look at the five Ps in the outgoing legislature: Four of them are from Burlington and the fifth is from Brattleboro. In fact, Brattleboro is slightly further to the left politically than Burlington is. Culturally, Brattleboro is also something of a Mecca for alternative-culture bohemians. And as far as the Progs’ pet Instant Runoff Voting proposal goes, I’ve got a newsflash for them: It’s unconstitutional. The “one-person, one-vote” requirement of the U.S. Constitution allows you to vote for a candidate only once per election, and if no candidate wins a majority, any runoff must be held

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THANKS, LADIES Tonight my friends and I had the pleasure of meeting, for the first time, the Ladies of the House of LeMay — thanks to you. What a great time we had! Thank you, Seven Days, for providing a forum for the advertisement of events such as this. What a wonderful thing to have a weekly that represents the true diversity of our community. Keep up the good work! Marni Williams GEORGIA

TREE UPDATE I’d like to add some information to Peter Freyne’s column [“Inside Track,” October 13]. Toward the end, he mentions the removal of the crab apple trees in front of the Fletcher Free Library. Not only did the trees have a fungal infection, their over-ripe fruit was contributing to the annual cedar/bohemian waxwing death toll by making the birds drunk, which made them even more prone to flying at the library windows. Where did I get my informa-

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However I do understand that these last two weeks of the election cycle can make it very difficult for nearly anyone to tell any of them apart any longer, except for possibly the donkey in a three-way race between each of them, which would be harder to be mistaken and confused about. Morgan W. Brown MONTPELIER

REVIEWING THE REVIEWER Enough. Rick Kisonak somehow fearlessly misses the point of every movie he reviews. His latest crime

[October 27] is proclaiming that I (Heart) Huckabees is a “tiresome, super-talky head game” that “fumbles the basics of storytelling.” Among other follies, he rambles on for four paragraphs about the possibilities of what the movie might have been “about.” For some reason, he even wastes some time criticizing the “private-eye parody.” It isn’t a parody, it’s the exploration of how philosophical detectives would work, and it’s the portrayal of this by two superb actors, and their nonchalantly intrusive snooping, that makes it funny. He even

complains that they don’t offer an explanation for how Hoffman’s soul-searching techniques work. Maybe some of it isn’t supposed to make sense, Rick; maybe it’s all making fun of its own idea. Maybe you were too focused on the “private-eye parody” to catch the philosophical satire. This is the same man who stated that he couldn’t see any relevance in the title Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Listening? It roughly translates to “innocence is bliss.” The movie is about a few characters trying to return to inno-

cence by erasing their painful memories. The title is ironic because they realize in the end that they want to keep their memories, sadness and all. I didn’t see The Lizzy McGuire Movie (rating: “***”) so, for all I know, on a numerical scale it might have thrice the punch of Huckabees. I prefer my mind spotless on that one. Philip Wilson HINESBURG

LOVING HUCKABEE’S Rick Kisonak begins his recent review of I (Heart) Huckabees by saying, “This is a movie that invites you to think about something else.” Even without this admission, it would have been clear he was not paying attention. Only half right: Huckabees is a movie that invites you to think. Kisonak identifies the subject of the film as the hiring of two existential detectives to solve a series of coincidences. Here he confuses plot with subject; the actual subjects are much more complicated. The movie is dialectic, a comedy of competing ideas and ideologies where everything said — with slight shifts in perspective — can be considered valid and true. When Kisonak searches for “the picture’s true point,” he reveals how completely he has missed the point.

He obviously missed several significant details as well. Most inexcusably, he refers to a character as “a tall exchange student from the Sudan,” when the character is actually one of the Sudanese “lost boys” — needless to say, a crucial difference. He also makes the comment that the script feels as though it could have been written during the director’s college days and stuck in a drawer for years. It’s a curious comment to make about a movie so directly informed by the events and aftermath of 9/11. There are many purposes of film criticism: to evaluate a movie’s artistic merits, social and political relevance, and entertainment value; to place the work in historical and cinematic contexts; to stimulate intelligent discourse; to provide the reader with a sense of what’s out there, help us choose what to see. Kisonak repeatedly fails to accomplish any of these basic goals. I certainly applaud and appreciate Seven Days’ addition of Susan Green’s column “Flick Chick.” However, I find it unfortunate that the regular reviews do not share the independent spirit or journalistic standard of the rest of the paper. Seth Jarvis BURLINGTON

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s you read this column, you hopefully know who won the presidential election, and all the rest, too. You know by now, you lucky SOB, if the the corrupt regime that took over the U.S. government four years ago has fooled enough people enough of the time since. The bad news is, the publishers of this distinguished weekly insist Seven Days has to run on time. That means the newspaper you are clutching was catching ink on a printing press Tuesday evening as the votes were being counted. And it means that yours truly is writing in a state of suspended animation, fearing the worst and hoping for the best. This column is the “before.” The “after” will be posted on our website — www.seven daysvt.com — after 4 p.m. on Wednesday. Check it out for Inside Track’s first take on our brave new world. Meanwhile, let the games begin!

Say It Ain’t So — It’s Tuesday morning and the tired-looking face of former governor and current national political star Howard Dean just appeared on CNN. Ho-Ho says he doesn’t expect we’ll know who won the presidency for days or even weeks. He says enough states are so close that appeals and recounts are guaranteed. Great. I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I can stand another 24 hours of this volcanic tension. Incidentally, Dr. Dean, now a recognized leader of the Democratic wing of the Democratic Party, went to bat for Chainsaw Liz last week. Everybody knows State Auditor Elizabeth Ready is fighting for her political life in the wake of Resumegate. For Vermont political veterans, the sight of Howard Dean touting the experience and integrity of Liz Ready, his longtime legislative pain-in-the-butt, was proof that miracles do happen. For years, we regularly made Ho-Ho’s blood pressure rise by prefacing a question with the phrase, “Governor, Sen. Ready says…” Monday night, Bernie Sanders also championed Chainsaw, inviting Ready onstage during his final campaign rally at Memorial Auditorium. Elizabeth addressed her difficulty by recalling her high school days when she annually put on costumes for the “Stunt Night” performance upstairs at Memorial. Ready joked that “Ch. 5 even called Rice High School to make sure I graduated.” Funny lady, eh?

Sore Hands — The Roman Catholic Bishop has ordered Vermont Catholics to cease practicing the “kiss of peace” handshake at Holy Mass. Most Rev. Kenneth Angell has also ordered Roman Catholics to cease drinking the consecrated wine from the same chalice. The reason is the impending flu season and the shortage of flu vaccine in the the richest nation on Earth. But politicians aren’t priests, and shaking hands is de rigueur for political candidates. In addition to spreading germs, handshaking also can take a personal toll.

Tuesday we caught Gov. Jim Douglas at Burlington’s Ward 5 polling place on the south side of the city. After he told us how much people appreciate his “mainstream bipartisan leadership,” we asked Gov. Scissorhands how his right hand was holding up. Douglas gingerly held his up for inspection. It looked like a cross between a lobster claw and a 1950s catcher’s mitt. “It’s not really sore,” said the Guv, “but it’s kind of getting a little raw.” With his left hand, Douglas pointed to the area where the thumb connects to the palm. “See,” said Gov. Scissorhands, “the skin’s wearing through there.” He was right. Not a pretty sight. Hopefully he’ll be back in ribbon-cutting mode by New Year’s.

Election 2006 — The boys and girls are back from Washington, D.C., this week. The loyal and faithful Vermont hands who work on Capitol Hill love the chance to return to the state they fight for every day in that faraway place. And all the chatter this year is about what happens at midnight on Tuesday. You see, Election 2006 begins at the stroke of 12. Vermont’s Independent U.S. Sen. Jim Jeffords is up for reelection in 2006. Since becoming a national folk hero in 2001 for bolting the GOP, he’s amassed a giant campaign war chest. His staff insisted again this week that Ol’ Jeezum Jim is poised for the reelection campaign. But Jeffords is 70, and there have been concerns about his health for several years. Attendees at the recent swearing-in of Judge Peter Hall tell us they were somewhat startled to see how age appears to be taking a toll on Jeezum. They asked us if we knew anything. A source close to the secretary of state’s office tells Seven Days that Sen. Jeffords’ office contacted that office early in 2004 to inquire about the process for replacing a U.S. senator who resigned from office. Jeffords, we’re told, was experiencing health problems at the time. Under Vermont law, the governor would have to call a special election to fill the vacancy within three months. The governor could also name a temporary replacement. He could even appoint himself to the vacant seat, allowing the lieutenant governor to move up to governor. However, if the resignation occurred within six months of a general election, the election to fill the vacant U.S. Senate seat could be put off until then. As we all know, Jim Jeffords has officially given no indication he intends to retire soon. However, Vermont’s senior political insiders just aren’t buying it. Informed sources tell us that Independent Congressman Bernie Sanders would announce his candidacy for the U.S. Senate within one hour of a possible Jeffords resignation. We joked with our sources that a press release announcing Ol’ Bernardo’s senate candidacy is already written, awaiting only a date at the top. They did not dissuade us. A Jeezum Jim resignation or retirement is INSIDE TRACK >> 18A

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When Lee Anderson opened Radio Bean Coffeehouse four years ago, he envisioned the tiny café in downtown Burlington would double as a 1950s-style storefront radio studio — hence the name. And for those four years, Anderson waited patiently for the Federal Communications Commission to work out the political kinks and approve his application for a low-power FM license. LPFMs are noncommercial, community radio stations that broadcast a signal of 100 watts or less over a radius of about five miles. Last month, Anderson’s dream moved another step closer to becoming a reality. On October 18, the FCC finally granted him a permit to begin construction of the station, which will broadcast from a rooftop antenna a few blocks from Radio Bean. Anderson is one of about a half-dozen applicants in Vermont whose LPFM applications were finally approved. On October 11, an LPFM station in Warren, 95.1 WMRW-LP, began broadcasting in the Mad River Valley. The Burlington LPFM station — 105.9 FM, currently a vacant slot on the FM dial — will feature a colorful mix of community-oriented programming, ranging from live-music performances to political debates to talk shows by local refugees speaking in their native languages. The format will be determined largely by the folks who show up and get involved. “Pretty much, we are going to focus on local news and music,” Anderson says. “I really want to have a good representation of the Burlington community.”

The radio station is…going to be a platform for promoting music originating in the state and providing exposure for Vermont-based artists. J I M LO C K R I D G E Anderson’s partner on the project is Jim Lockridge of Burlington’s Big Heavy World, a nonprofit, youth-oriented record label and media project. The 8-year-old BHW promotes and preserves Vermont-made music. Its mostly volunteer staff of high school and college students maintains the Vermont Music Library, an archive of more than 1000 titles and local music reviews, as well as VermontMusicShop.com, an all-Vermont online music store. Lockridge says the partnership with Anderson represents a great opportunity not just for Radio Bean and Big Heavy World but the entire community. “The radio station is going to be a great platform for kids to get involved in the technology and the industry of broadcasting,” says Lockridge. “And it’s going to be a platform for promoting music originating in the state and providing exposure for Vermont-based artists.” Though LPFM is just hitting the airwaves in Vermont, community radio has been bitterly fought for years. In January 2000, the FCC created the new class of radio licenses as a way to increase diversity on the airwaves and combat the growing consolidation of the broadcast industry. However, in the last few years some of the most powerful forces in broadcasting, including Clear Channel Communications, the National Association of Broadcasters and even National Public Radio, lobbied the FCC and Congress to curtail the number of LPFM licenses that could be issued. They argued that the signals from LPFM stations — which are operated by schools, religious groups, and other community organizations — would interfere with their own large signals. When the science beyond the industry’s claims was later debunked, the FCC began issuing more LPFM licenses. Anderson now says he’ll spend the winter doing some fundraising for a radio station “barn raiser” in the spring with the Prometheus Radio Project, a Philadelphia-based advocacy group that assists communities in setting up LPFM stations. The station is expected to be up and running by June. KEN PICARD

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<localmatters> Up in ARMs Duty. Respect. Loyalty. Courage. These words, written in tiny white type, scroll across the homepage of the Army National Guard’s website, at www.1800goguard.com. But the more attentiongrabbing text flashes across the screen in large, bold, black print: “Receive 100% Tuition Assistance.” The offer is juxtaposed with eye-catching images of redwhite-and-blue stars and stripes. The rising cost of a college education makes this an attractive offer for many high school students — tuition, fees, and room and board at four-year public schools averaged $10,636 last year, up 9.8 percent from 2002. And military recruiters aren’t just promoting this benefit online — they’re taking the message directly to students in their high school hallways. For the past three years, one Vermont group has used the same tactic to advise students to be skeptical of the military’s promises. Representatives from Alternatives to Recruitment in the Military, or ARM, have set up their own tables in a number of Vermont schools, mainly in the southern part of the state. Late last month, after a yearlong wait, they received permission to set up at Rutland High School. Plans are currently underway to approach high schools in Middlebury and Burlington. ARM member and Pittsford resident Don Gray, who often staffs the tables, says his group exists to give potential recruits more information about this important decision. “We try to debunk some of the claims the military uses to convince students to enlist,” he says. Gray was drafted during the Vietnam War but did not serve due to a 4-F designation. He insists that his group is not political. “We don’t engage in any inflammatory rhetoric. We don’t try to scare kids,” he says. The statistics are scary enough on their own. Gray tells students it’s much harder to get tuition money than the military makes it seem and, though every soldier pays directly from his or her paycheck for the benefit, only 35 percent of them ever actually take advantage of it. As for the job training the military offers, Gray says that promises made by recruiters are often unfulfilled, and that studies show only a meager 12 percent of male veterans ever use that training in civilian life. Gray also cautions students about the harmful effects of depleted uranium, currently in use in weapons in Iraq. And he warns potential female recruits that fully 90 percent of recent women veter-

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n the first place, I would like to thank Osama bin Laden, formerly of Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, Tora Bora, Afghanistan, all kinds of little “caves” in that part of the world and now, clearly, a very comfortable room, somewhere, that any little Arab with video equipment can run into and out of at will. Whew! I don’t know about you, but I don’t believe in this “intelligence” stuff. I think bin Laden has intelligence of his own, and that it’s something our own “intelligence” people can’t fathom. In fact, I’m sure this is true. Osama bin Laden is precisely attuned to the things that turn Americans into maniacs. “I will tell you about the reasons behind these attacks,” he says in his latest tape, “and will tell you the truth about the moments during which the decision was made, for you to contemplate.” Contemplate? Goddamn. We all do yoga, and run, and exercise, and meditate, and sweat, and clap ourselves on the back and forego starch and carbs. And try to be

Osama bin Laden is precisely attuned to the things that turn Americans into maniacs. faithful, if we possibly can, to our “spouses” — although, when you come down to it, what’s the harm in falling short of any of these goals? We’re trying, you see? And if there’s one of us, even one of us, who’d give up “lifestyle” to meet the rest of the world head-on, that person should speak up now. Because bin Laden thinks there isn’t. “Even as you enter the fourth year after the September 11 attacks,” he says, “Bush is still misleading and deluding you.” Bush is confusing you. Bush is counting on you to be a frightened little rabbit, which — if he has won today — you are. My deadline is such that I can’t know the “winner” of the presidential race by the time the text is put in. Still, in these last days, I note two things: 1) Bush is strutting around pretending that “Freedom is on the march.” 2) Kerry, whose advisors are the sorriest lot of paid incompetents since Edsel Ford’s, is catching footballs on film. This is the first, last and permanent sign of his weakness and insincerity. Bush can be glad that he was opposed by such a nothing, a public ball-catcher, so that he might look better in comparison. Deep breath! It’s the first time in this column that I’ve said what I really think about John Kerry. I’ve avoided attacking or criticizing him, because I’m one of those “Anyone But Bush” people, and would rather see Courtney Love, Winona Ryder, Scott Peterson — any failure you can think of — as president before Mrs. Bush’s little boy. Thus, as I say, I’m grateful to Osama bin Laden for giving me something to write about at a time in American life when there is nothing left to say. “Osama bin,” I should call him, the way Texans do — “Billy Bob,” “Johnny Frank,” “Tammy Sue,” etc. Half of my family is from Texas — my father’s half — and I can assure you that he was called “Billy Fred” all his life, until my mother met

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Dear Cecil, I read an article claiming that as weapon-control laws in England become ever tighter, the crime rate is increasing — that over the past 80 or so years the British government has enacted policies making it harder for individuals to carry any kind of weapon for self-defense, with the result, it was claimed, that you are now six times more likely to be mugged in London than in New York. In addition, you can receive a stiff sentence for defending yourself even if a burglar has invaded your home. One case cited was that of Tony Martin, who lived alone in a rural area. He had been robbed six times before. Mr. Martin’s home was broken into again, and he shot and killed one burglar and wounded the other. He was jailed for harming the burglars and later was denied parole because he posed a danger to burglars. Given that the author was an American, and the article in a somewhat conservative periodical, I wondered how much spin had been put on the facts. Is England indeed becoming a haven for burglars while aged pensioners cower in their cottages? ZCamelopardalis, via email

Complicated topic. We proceed in our usual methodical manner: (1) No doubt about it, crimewise the UK has pretty much gone to the dogs. Violent crime jumped by two-thirds between 1998 and 2003. Crime is higher in the UK than the U.S. in every category except rape and murder. (2) Some say Britain’s increase in crime is a result of disarming the populace. One advocate of this view is U.S. history professor Joyce Lee Malcolm, author of the article you saw as well as the book Guns and Violence: The English Experience (2002). Malcolm claims the British government has virtually eliminated the right to self-defense.

(3) Whatever Malcolm may think, there’s no direct correlation between weapons restrictions and crime. As she points out, the UK began requiring gun permits in 1920 and in 1953 prohibited the carrying of concealed weapons, even things like Mace. While a slow rise in the UK crime rate began in the mid-1950s, the rate didn’t increase sharply until the ’80s. Handguns were banned altogether in 1997. (4) The Tony Martin case, a cause célèbre in Britain, may not be as clear-cut as some claim, but it’s still pretty outrageous. The eccentric Martin lived in a dilapidated Norfolk farmhouse with only three Rottweilers for company. One night in 1999, the place was broken into by Brendan Fearon, 29, and Fred Barras, 16, both of whom had long criminal records. Martin claims he heard a noise, grabbed a shotgun, headed downstairs, had a flashlight shone in his face, and began shooting. The following afternoon Barras was found dead in the garden; the wounded Fearon was arrested nearby. Martin was convicted of murder and given a mandatory life sentence, but an appeals court reduced the charge to manslaughter on grounds of mental illness. Martin was denied parole, in part because probation officers feared he would shoot additional burglars; he’s out now. Fearon, who did time for burglary, was granted legal-aid funding to sue Martin, although the suit failed. OK, the burglars weren’t armed, Martin had previously expressed a hatred of Gypsies (Barras was one), and Barras was shot in the back, but many Americans would say: Come on — it was dark and they were in the guy’s house. (5) Although it’s an exaggeration to say there’s no right to selfdefense in Britain, the law there is more restrictive and, in contrast to typical U.S. practice, cuts you no slack if you’re defending your home. UK householders who injure a home invader are often hauled up on charges (although they may be acquitted), whereas in the U.S. more commonly you’ll get a pass. Malcolm claims that because UK crooks don’t fear disarmed householders, half of burglaries there take place while someone is home, a much larger fraction than in the U.S. Not so — close analysis of the data suggests “hot” burglary rates in the two countries aren’t dramatically different. (6) Rising crime in Britain surely has a lot to do with the lousy economy. From 1974 to 1999 the UK unemployment rate averaged more than 10 percent. It’s lower now, but a lot of antisocial behavior became entrenched during that time. Soccer hooliganism is one example; I’d say crime in general is another. (7) A case can be made that folks in the UK are too nice for their own good. In reading parliamentary transcripts and such, you’re struck by how exasperatingly fair-minded and decent everyone is — not just the lefties, either. One detects little appetite for the draconian measures that some believe have reduced crime in the U.S., notably the harsh sentencing laws that have given us one of the highest imprisonment rates in the world. If present trends continue, though, no doubt the Brits will learn to be assholes just like us. CECIL ADAMS

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Red strips of cloth against the white wall comprise the rest of the flag, and on the white stripes — as well as around the rest of the room — rubber-stamped stick figures stand in for the presumed Iraqi dead; official numbers are not available, but a recent BBC estimate was 100,000. “So we’re going to see what 100,000 rubber stamps look like,” says Haggart, who teaches two- and three-dimensional art and sculpture. The students, she notes, “are shocked to see it — you don’t really get it until you see this.” “Casualty Count of the Iraq War” officially opens Monday, November 8, with a reception at the gallery in Williams Hall from 5 to 7 p.m. The installation will stay up until the end of next week, but Haggart says she’s hoping to find another place to display the piece “where it could stay longer.” And, she adds, “it could keep growing.”

Former Vermont Governor and presidential wannabe Howard Dean calls George Lakoff one of the most influential political thinkers of the progressive movement, but if you’ve never heard of him… well, you’re about to. Lakoff is a professor of cognitive linguistics at the University of California, Berkeley, and a cofounder of the Rockridge Institute, a progressive think tank. His seminal writings on how conservatives think — and, more to the point, talk — has given political insiders on both sides of the divide something to chew on. Lakoff ’s observation that conservatives have put progressives on the defensive by “framing” the terms of the national debate is the basis of his tome, Moral Politics: How Liberals and Conservatives Think. Dean reportedly made the book required reading for the idealistic staffers on his campaign. Though Lakoff resides on the “left coast,” his name is now linked to a small publishing house in Vermont. Chelsea Green in White River Junction recently published Lakoff ’s newest book, Don’t Think of an Elephant: Know Your Values and Frame the Debate — a short, accessible paperback that’s selling for $10. With plugs from MoveOn, the Sierra Club and the influential blog Daily Kos, it hit number 8 on Amazon.com the week after its debut in September. The book also made the New York Times nonfiction best-seller list — but only for one tumultuous week. The esteemed Gray Lady erroneously listed Howard Dean as the author and Ballantine as the publisher. When Chelsea Green publisher Margo Baldwin called to complain, she was told that the book had actually been dropped from that list altogether and re-assigned to the Advice/How-to/Miscellaneous category. In a series of emails to various higherups at the Times, Baldwin, acquisitions editor Jennifer Nix and, eventually, Lakoff himself expressed their outrage at the book’s perceived marginalization. “I was shocked to hear that … one of the most important political books of the season has been relegated (ghettoized) to … a completely inappropriate category,” Baldwin wrote to Rich Meislin, director of the Times’ book-tracking unit. Meislin, however, was unmoved, and so was Don’t Think of an Elephant. This week it’s at number 9. (The Sunday New York Times Book Review lists only the top five “advice” bestsellers in hardcover and paperback, but the complete list can be viewed at www.nytimes.com/pages/ books/bestseller.) By comparison, meanie conservative Ann Coulter’s latest, How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must), sits at number 3 on the Hardcover Nonfiction List. Go figure. Better yet, go buy Don’t Think of an Elephant and find out how to talk to conservatives (if you must). 쩾

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The mood of Drummy’s stories is as dark — and often darkly funny — as an Alexander Payne film, but some characters achieve unexpected moments of transcendence. A sense of disappointment reigns in many of the stories, which are set in a variety of gritty northern locales, from Providence to Rutland to Munising, Michigan. Some of the narrators are people looking back on lives gone awry or nowhere, on upward mobility that petered out — “I’m twenty-six and formerly bright, zigging pinballs up ramps and through tunnels,” says the narrator of “Bay State Bombardier,” a hometown basketball star who finds himself getting too old for the game. Others are idealists coming up against intransigent reality, such as the narrator of “Self-Righteous Pedant,” a teacher of “wealthy yet troubled” kids who tells his charges, “Nihilism sucks,” but struggles with his own despair. The mood of Drummy’s stories is as dark — and often darkly funny — as an Alexander Payne film, but some characters achieve unexpected moments of transcendence. In “Peace Garden,” a glue-sniffing teenage vandal finds himself suddenly “split wide open to the night” as he listens to Johnny Cash’s “I Walk the Line.” “Every once in a while something hits me that I can’t make fun of, something reminds me that I don’t really want to be what I am,” he confesses. Drummy, 37, who holds an undergraduate degree from Harvard and an MFA from Syracuse, has received considerable recognition for his writing — most of the stories in Northern Accents originally appeared in literary journals such as Calliope. Yet he chose to publish his stories with a “publish-ondemand outfit” called PageFree, which charges authors a fee. Why? “It’s very hard to get a collection of short stories published unless you have a novel published,” says Drummy. He points out that most of the literary presses listed in Writer’s Market describe themselves as publishing 95 percent novels, 5 percent short stories. “I think it’s very important that there be a sort of winnowing process for most writing,” he says. Still, in an increasingly corporatized literary world, the odds are against genres that aren’t seen as marketable. Drummy says he realized, “It was a question of whether to wait and wait and wait and see if I could get through with one of the six or seven major contests out there, or to use this new raft of publishers to get my stuff out.” He decided to go with PageFree, which is somewhat selective in its choice of authors and offers a flexible menu of services. “They basically release the book, get it onto Amazon and all those online places, get it into Books in Print, and it’s up to you to market it and make people aware of it,” says Drummy. He chose a contract that gave him “enormous control” over the content and appearance of the book. While the busy cover design of Northern Accents isn’t its strong suit, the image — a bleak winterscape by

Strafford photographer Sharon Denechaud — gives it local appeal. As for the marketing and distribution, which a traditional publisher would handle, Drummy is using grassroots tactics to get Northern Accents into people’s hands. After two large readings at Woodbury, he put out press releases and started making the retailer rounds. By showing his credentials, he got the book placed “in 70 percent to 80 percent of bookstores” he approached, including Bear Pond Books and Yankee Paperback in Montpelier, Galaxy Book Shop in Hardwick and the Borders in West Lebanon, New Hampshire. “If you’re going to go this way, you have to realize that you’ll have to do a lot of legwork,” Drummy says. Once people decide they want Northern Accents, though, it’s accessible. “One of the neat things about print-on-demand is that the books don’t go out of print,” he adds, noting that it took him less than a week to get a copy from Amazon.com. Drummy grew up all over the Northeast; his collection’s title is “a play on the Tom Petty album Southern Accents.” He thinks that, though the indomitable spirit of the American South tends to get more attention, the Northeast has its own cohesiveness. “In the Northeast, and North Central area to a certain extent, there’s a greater sense of political pluralism,” he suggests. Politics are a big part of Drummy’s life — this election season, he’s working as a Democratic campaign coordinator in Orange County. In many writing programs, Drummy says, “It’s unhip to be political in any way. People will jump on it and say, ‘You’re being pedantic, you’re preaching.’” His literary influences include classic American realists — Nathaniel West, Flannery O’Connor — along with Beat authors such as Allen Ginsberg and Jack Kerouac, who impressed him with their “playing around with language, their willingness to take risks.” But he isn’t happy with contemporary authors who value “technical precision” over content and commitment. One story, “Apprentice,” satirizes a blowhard celebrity writing teacher who declaims “Metaphor… it’s the blood of good writing” and criticizes the narrator for the “unearned emotion” in her stories, even as his unwelcome sexual advances push her to a breaking point. Drummy’s narrators are not just emotional people but people who care, often to an unfashionable extent, about suffering and petty evils they don’t

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Family Affair — The brightest new face on the statewide political scene this fall hasn’t belonged to a candidate, but rather to a candidate’s wife. Betsy Ferries, wife of Burlington Mayor and Democratic gubernatorial candidate Peter Clavelle, has been crisscrossing the state for months with her hubbie. Betsy’s been a teacher and alcohol/drug counselor in the Essex schools for almost 20 years. She’s street-smart, articulate and vivacious and has made a few people wonder whether Mrs. Moonie would have made a better candidate than Mr. Moonie. Seriously. We bumped into Betsy Tuesday morning at the Ward 5 polls. She’d been making the rounds, having started the morning in Essex, where she said the response had been great. Mrs. Moonie looked and felt “energized.” “We’re really sure we’re going to do this,” said Betsy. “This” being win the governor’s

race. Hey, you’ve got to be optimistic. Since we unfortunately disagree with Betsy’s prediction, we asked her if she fancied another statewide race down the line. “Oh, this is a tough time to ask me,” replied Mrs. Moonie with a chuckle. “With a year on the road, seven days a week, we are just looking for victory tonight. We’ll have to look at tomorrow, tomorrow.” And if one or even two of Vermont U.S. Senate seats open in the coming year, the effect will resemble that of a laxative. There’ll be a gaggle of political wannabes moving up the food chain as the next generation claims power.

Bad Boy Billy — A lot of folks from all political points of view were giving Democratic Attorney General Bill Sorrell failing grades last week for his handling of the illegal TV ads run by the Republican Governors Association. You’ll recall the ads portrayed Gov. Douglas as the greatest thing since sliced bread and the greatest leader the world has ever known. In fact, they were much better than the ads produced and paid for by the Douglas campaign. Unfortunately, the RGA ads were also illegal. But that didn’t stop local TV stations from airing them for almost a week. Attorney General Bill Sorrell made the mistake of treating the RGA Affair as a legal battle when actually it was a political one. As soon as the spots started running, Democrats cried foul because the RGA had not registered as a political action committee in Vermont. And even if it had, it violated Vermont rules, since it raised money in big, $50,000 chunks from Corporate America. The RGA said it had anonymously phoned the secretary of state’s office and received advice that its ad campaign was legal. Sorrell, who would be chief justice of the Vermont Supreme Court today if Howard Dean had gotten everything he wanted as governor, declared the RGA ads illegal but refused to shut them down. He cited the legal principle of estoppel, which he said meant the RGA’s claim of getting a green light from the secretary of state’s office by phone would hold up in court. It was as if the referee threw a flag for a personal foul then refused to step off the 15-yard penalty. Sorrell may have been correct on legal grounds, but he looked like a total wimp. He was so cautious, you’d think he had a close reelection fight rather than an assured landslide victory. So, with our attorney general firmly sitting on his hands, the Democratic Party and the Clavelle Campaign went to court. Superior Court Judge Richard “Hooky” Norton ruled that they had no standing to bring such action because Vermont’s landmark campaign-finance law required law enforcement officials rather than political parties or candidates to enforce the bloody law. The Democrats were not pleased, and they tried their best to blame Gov. Douglas for not condemning the ads. Democrat Party Chairman Scudder Parker accused Republican Gov. Douglas of showing absolutely no respect for

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the law. An awkward moment, later dubbed the “Scudder Stutter,” came on the follow-up question. Ch. 3 reporter Tim Lewis asked Parker if the Democratic attorney general should also be held responsible for not enforcing Vermont’s campaign-finance law. After a very pregnant pause, Scudder replied, “I can’t make a judgment on that.” Baloney. Following the hearing, Mr. Sorrell appeared to finally get religion. Based on evidence given by the RGA’s attorney, Sorrell finally made his move. The RGA attorney testified the RGA could make adjustments to its $304,000 TV ad buy. Sorrell said the playing field had therefore changed. Wild Bill went to court the next day to request, and within hours win, a preliminary injunction from Hooky Norton, halting the Douglas spots, provided the RGA suffered no financial harm as a result. Another day passed before the Douglas ads were pulled. Let’s face it, the RGA saturation ad campaign, even though illegal, provided a splendid icing-on-thecake boost to Gov. Douglas. Had Sorrell realized the fight was really a political one, he would have been out front condemning the RGA’s illegal ad campaign the moment it started. Rather than caving into the estoppel defense from the get-go, Wild Bill, many say, would have looked a whole lot better had he immediately gone into court and forced a judge to make the call. Live and learn, eh?

Bottoms Up — Jeezum Jim isn’t the only one getting older. Yours truly hits 55 this month and that means, says the doctor, it’s time for a colonoscopy! A what? Yep, the old tube up through the back door that explores the inner lining of the large intestine with a tiny camera on the tip. Yucky, right? Wrong. Next to lung cancer, colon cancer is the leading cause of cancer deaths. A colonoscopy has been proven to be a remarkably effective early detection technique. It can even remove potential tumors from the intestinal lining. In 1997, there were 475 colonoscopies done at the Mary Fanny. In 1998, the procedure became recommended for all men over 50. Last year, 7500 were performed on Hospital Hill. I’ll be in experienced hands. But that didn’t stop a certain Statehouse lobbyist we know from suggesting that if for any reason the doctor couldn’t make it on Thursday, he could easily find at least 100 people who would volunteer for the job. Ha, ha! The downside is, I have to begin fasting on Election Night. Clear liquids only and, I’m told, Irish Whiskey is not considered a “clear liquid.” Yes, indeed, 2004 will be an election to remember. m

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he first thing you notice when you walk into Birchwood Terrace, a nursing home on Starr Farm Road in Burlington’s New North End, is the quiet. The wall-to-wall carpeting in the foyer of the 160-bed facility mufSTORY fles the sound of your footsteps and CATHY RESMER the sounds of residents’ wheelchairs when they roll across the floor. Not that they move much — the IMAGES five men and women gathered there MATTHEW one Thursday afternoon are content THORSEN to sit still. A couple glance up hopefully, searching the face of a passerby, while the rest remain slightly slumped forward in their chairs, silently staring straight ahead. But down the corridor, past the Alzheimer’s wing, past rooms in which men and women lie on hospital beds, their mouths drooped open speechlessly, asleep, you reach an activity room, and in the corner sits a squat black piano. Amid the soft voices of nurses gently coaxing their patients, and the relentless drone of a large TV, on this October afternoon it’s also possible to hear the unexpected and cheerful sound of music. Presiding over the keyboard is 100year-old Winona “Nonie” Robinson, one of Birchwood’s four 100-plus residents. Centenarians aren’t as rare as they used to be. Their numbers doubled in the 1980s, and again in the ’90s. Roughly 70,000 of them are living in the U.S. today. But Robinson is remarkable nonetheless; at 100, she’s still sharp, flirtatious and funny. She’s not just alive, but lively. And music is a big part of what keeps her going. “Music has always been my life,” she says. In fact, Robinson is part of a growing number of senior citizens who are realizing the benefits of music-making in their lives. A growing number of nationwide programs, too, recognize that the activity, and the socialization required, keeps seniors engaged and motivated. Robinson’s been playing solo piano at Birchwood since she moved there in 2002. Activity Enrichment Director Linnie Aubin says that it took Robinson a little while to discover the piano in the activity room, but she still managed to play. “She had a tiny miniature piano she used to set up at her bedside table and plunk at that,” Aubin notes. But on her 100th birthday, the centenarian decided she wanted some company. “It’s been my ambition all my life to play with someone else,” she explains. So after local musician Gigi Weisman finished entertaining the guests at Robinson’s party with her violin, Robinson asked if Weisman might like to join her sometime. Weisman, 58, jumped at the chance, and the two began rehearsing immediately. “She’s 100 years old,” says Weisman. “I didn’t want to put it off until December.” This afternoon they’re rehearsing for their first gig — on Thursday, November 4, they’ll play a 3:30 show in the Birchwood activity room. Robinson calls the event “Nonie and

Gigi Entertain.” On the program are old favorites such as “God Bless America,” “A Bicycle Built for Two” and “When Irish Eyes Are Smiling.” And Robinson has prepared some stories to tell, including a rhyme about “a burglar bold” who stole into an old

self. Robinson looks at him with her bright blue eyes and says, “If I’d known you were coming, I would have baked a cake.” Then Robinson turns to the piano, Weisman picks up her violin and bow, and the two begin to play, a lit-

only sprained, but at her age, things just don’t heal as quickly or as easily as they used to. Weisman inquires if she’d like to stop and give it a rest, but Robinson says she’d rather go on. The third number they play is one of Robinson’s favorites: “Take Me

maid’s house only to be forced, at gunpoint, to marry her. “My mother taught me that when I was a little kid,” she reveals with chuckle. But while Robinson’s music reverberates easily through the room, her voice is pinched and thin, constricted by pneumonia, so her listeners need to lean in to hear. It’s well worth the effort, even when she’s not performing. After Weisman helps her out of her wheelchair and onto the piano bench, a thirtysomething photographer bends down to introduce him-

tle slowly at first. They start out with “Let Me Call You Sweetheart,” followed by “You Are My Sunshine.” Both Robinson and Weisman play the melody. Weisman later explains that she can usually harmonize, but this morning, Robinson seems a little clumsier than usual. Robinson agrees with that assessment, calling her performance “dreadful,” on account of an injured finger. Last week she slipped out of a chair and bent it backwards. She flexes it and insists it’s not broken, maybe

Out to the Ballgame.” The selection feels especially sweet this morning because the previous night her favorite team won the World Series. Robinson has been a Sox fan since before they won their last World Series, in 1918. She was 14 at the time. “They’ve been my team since I was old enough to read,” she says. “I started listening to the games with a little square box with earphones — it was a radio — and I’ve listened ever since.” Robinson says she was listening to the final game of this Series but fell

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asleep before the end. “The first nurse that came in this morning said they won,” she reports happily. To celebrate, Robinson is wearing a Red Sox T-shirt over her green skirt. The shirt peeks out from beneath a longsleeved, red-and-white speckled jacket, one pocket of which holds a wad of clean tissues. The two launch into the baseball anthem with gusto. Towards the end Weisman calls out, “It’s one, two, three strikes you’re out!” You’d think at least a couple of the 10 or so residents in the room would respond, but they seem mostly uninterested in the rehearsal; some of them are asleep. After a few more tunes, Weisman persuades her companion to take a break and talk to the reporter. It doesn’t require much prodding to elicit some of Robinson’s stories. Gregarious and eager to talk, she says she was born in Gardner,

Nonie so embraces whoever is there in a genuine way. I guess if you become 100, you become friends fast. GIGI WEISMAN Massachusetts, and grew up a “PK” — “PK means ‘preacher’s kid,’” she explains slyly. Her father, a Congregational minister, moved the family whenever he was reassigned to a new church, so Robinson grew up in several Vermont towns. She went to high school in Derby, and eventually settled in South Hero, where she worked for a few years as a rural schoolteacher. “I had 23 kids in six grades,” she recalls. “I made $18 a week, paid $5 a week for room and board. I thought I was rich.” Robinson is a self-taught musician. She started experimenting on the family melodeon when she was 4 years old. When she was 8, her parents decided to spring for lessons. “I couldn’t take it,” Robinson recalls sheepishly. “I’m afraid I was a brat. I went on from there by myself.” For years she played at weddings, dances, parties, church services and graduations. As she talks about herself, Robinson’s most vivid stories are about the people and places from her childhood and young adulthood: the students she

taught, the years her father moonlighted as a proofreader at the Rutland Herald, the farm near Montpelier where her parents sent her one summer when she sick. Robinson married while she was working as a teacher, and was widowed twice. Until she moved to Birchwood, she lived in her 17-room farmhouse in South Hero. She has no children but keeps in touch with family in Vermont and Florida. And she seems to have a lot of friends — as many people showed up for her birthday party as there were years to celebrate. Weisman isn’t surprised by the turnout. “She’s so dear,” she says. “She so embraces whoever is there in a genuine way. I guess if you become 100, you become friends fast.” Robinson corroborates that theory when a beaming orderly named Steven approaches to give her a hug. She doesn’t remember his name at first, but she’s still happy to see him. “I get so many hugs,” she says. “I love to be hugged.” Aubin agrees that something about Robinson sets her apart. “For her age, she’s very well intact,” Aubin says. “She’s just a lot of fun to be around.” The final song Weisman and Robinson play is “Let There Be Peace on Earth,” a reminder that, in all of Robinson’s years, no one has achieved it. She still remembers World War I. The song is one of the few Christian hymns the duet plays. Robinson knows them all, but Weisman is Jewish. The violinist jokes that this has drastically reduced their repertoire. But they’re adapting. Weisman has picked up a few Christian tunes and is teaching Robinson “The Dreidel Song” for a holiday concert. Before taking Robinson back to her room, Weisman stops to tell one more Nonie story. A few weeks ago, one of the male residents wandered into the room she shares with a female roommate. The roommate didn’t know the man and was confused by his presence. Weisman found him there and took him to the nurses’ station. Afterward, Robinson remarked, “We wouldn’t have minded if he was good-looking.” Robinson chuckles listening to this story, which she enjoys but can’t seem to remember. “That’s the typical minister’s daughter,” she says. “They’re just as bad as the rest of them.” Later, Weisman reflects on her relationship with this 100year-old musical partner, who reminds her of her own grandmother, now deceased. While Robinson has finally achieved her goal of playing with someone else, Weisman gets something out the experience, too. “Playing with her has changed my life,” she says. “In the moment, we are playing music, but it feels like so much more.” 쩾

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illiam Faulkner established his line on posterity 55 years ago in a letter to the critic Malcolm Cowley. “It is my ambition to be, as a private individual, abolished and voided from history, leaving it markless, STORY no refuse save the printed books. My obit JOHN and epitaph too, shall be: He made the FREEMAN books and he died.” He didn’t quite get his wish. A cottage One Matchless industry of Faulkner studies developed in Time: A Life of universities across America during the William Faulkner decades after his by Jay Parini. death in 1962. A trip HarperCollins 480 pages; to Rowan Oak, his $29.95. home in Oxford, Mississippi, is now the literary equivalent of an aspiring musician’s pilgrimage to Graceland: mostly kitsch and voyeuristic myth-propulsion. Every year fans enter their parodies of his style in a Faux Faulkner contest sponsored by Hemispheres, the inflight magazine of United Airlines, which hosts a Hemingway soundalike circus as well. These bits of ephemera highlight a problem with Faulkner that will, unless cultural trends reverse themselves, grow worse with time: While his personal profile has become iconic, his work has moved to the margins of literary culture. In the past two decades, realism has become so firmly entrenched in American literature that, outside academia, Faulkner has come to seem like the crazy uncle in the attic: a haunting presence warily acknowledged, if at all. Writers read Faulkner only casually, since apprenticeship to the master may lead to florid imitation, and so far only Cormac McCarthy has gotten away with it. For this reason, the time is ripe for a biography like Jay Parini’s One Matchless Time, which modestly attempts to shift the focus from Faulkner’s life and persona back to the work itself. Parini, who teaches at Middlebury College, has previously written about the lives of Robert Frost and John Steinbeck. Unlike the titanic Faulkner biographies by Frederick Karl and Joseph Blotner, Parini’s makes no claim to being exhaustive, nor does he care to exhume every real-life association between Faulkner’s invented Yoknapatawpha County and his hometown of Oxford. Instead, what we have is a balanced explication of the work through what details Faulkner left behind. Born the son of a frustrated dreamer and a book-loving mother, Faulkner grew into a flamboyant, effete outsider with a knack for telling stories. He earned the

nickname The Count for his penchant for cream-colored linen suits and silk cravats. He dropped out of school, added a “u” in the spelling of his last name, and talked his way into military service, returning home from training without seeing combat but sporting a limp and a drinking habit that turned heads even in Mississippi. In a certain way, Parini’s Faulkner is a man forever trying on different identities

— living beyond his means, adopting other people’s experience. He bought so many fine clothes that his mother had to secretly sell her jewelry to pay off her son’s bills. He worked for a period of almost three years as a postmaster but spent most of his time reading other people’s periodicals and novels such as James Joyce’s Ulysses. Parini is especially attuned to Faulkner’s development as a writer. From his description, Faulkner in his twenties and thirties was something of an intellectual cannibal, befriending older writers, learning from them and then — as in the case of Sherwood Anderson — rejecting them, sometimes mockingly. It was through these men that Faulkner came to poets such as T.S. Eliot and Conrad Aiken, and, through them, to the French symbolists who so influenced his early writing. Faulkner’s image as the Southern gentleman has become so familiar that it’s something of a surprise to realize he was, in essence, self-educated. In one of the book’s more poignant moments, Parini describes how, during a sojourn in New Haven, Connecticut, the young novelist “would sit alone in the university library, simply observing the students at work, seeing what books they carried, sometimes mak-

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Parini’s Faulkner is a man forever trying on different identities — living beyond his means, adopting other people’s experience. and ornate sentences; the shifting points of view; the almost claustrophobic atmosphere of a community obsessively fearful of miscegenation; and, most of all, the theme of Southern history-hauntedness. Parini understands that there are two Faulkners — the man who believed better race relations were possible and the man who was ineluctably drawn to a certain kind of feudal Southern tradition and mourned its slow, organic dissolution. One Matchless Time has a hard time comprehending this part of Faulkner’s psychology as a writer; the book apologizes more than it than enlightens, perhaps owing to the author’s politically correct, northern perspective. But Parini does the next best thing in than regard. By thoughtfully steering readers from the life back to the work, he encourages us to explore the sprawling, vine-covered manse of the man’s fiction for ourselves. 쩾

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alloween in Burlington presents plenty of options — almost too many. Far too old to trick or treat, and too sensible to want my name on a police blotter, I nevertheless hoped this year would be special. So when I found out that mock-rockers Led Loco were set to play two concerts this weekend — a costume party as well as a club date — I decided to throw caution to the wind and join ’em. Led Loco is a ridiculously over-thetop cover band that drunkenly bashes through songs by AC/DC and Led Zeppelin. Claiming to be Australian and eternally on the “final night” of their farewell tour, these long-haired, beer-swilling miscreants attract audiences who come as much for the spectacle as for the music. Like the Ramones before them, the Loco boys all share the same surname — in their case, “Rock.” Their gigs have taken on almost mythic proportions, with good-natured but intense audience participation a major part of the experience. Loco give as good as they get, however; if you want to rock with these shaggy freaks, expect anything. The first show is to take place at The Box — a Pine Street art collective not unlike Andy Warhol’s legendary Factory, but probably more wholesome. Seems a few of the artists and musicians who rent the facility are moving out, leaving the remaining crew light on November rent. A quick phone call to an Aussie mansion of ill repute and voila! — Led Loco to the rescue! With a little cajoling and the promise of fresh meat, the band agreed to play the Oct. 30 costume/rent party, giving Burlington hipsters another chance to experience their devastating rock. And after the Box event, why not go all the way with a no-holds-barred Nectar’s assault on Halloween proper? The club gig seemed like a can’t-miss experience — especially since it included a “Limo Ride with Loco” contest. I felt prepared to go the distance with these guys and take whatever comes along. Signing my sanity away for the whole weekend seemed perfectly reasonable for Halloween, so, accompanied by a Polaroid (!) camera and an utter lack of common sense, I dove in. What follows is a recounting of my shocking, rocking weekend. PHASE ONE: THE BOX, SATURDAY 9 p.m. Well, Ween isn’t playing, but at least there’s a keg… Maybe this won’t be so bad. The Box is a two-floor warehousetype space, well suited for a “monster” gala. Downstairs, Halloween streamers hang low from the immense ceilings; upstairs there’s a makeshift stage, complete with moody lighting, fog machine and ’60s-style psych-rock film projections. No partiers here yet, but DJ Jason Cooley is setting up his station and drinking a Miller Genuine Draft — which, he informs me, is “the champagne of beers.” I don’t dispute his claim.

10 p.m. Remember the film Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein? Well, it was actually called Flesh for Frankenstein, but never mind that now. The point is that it’s playing on a TV screen in the corner by the keg. I watched it many times as a kid — far more than was probably good for me. It’s somehow comforting to know that the Technicolor blood, severed limbs and full frontal nudity that fascinated me when I was a child still makes me giddy. The goddamn keg was apparently rolled around in the backseat of a car for an hour. Unpasteurized Hefeweizen, it’s now a bit, well, gooey. Yet some really tall kid dressed as post-Coventry tour scum is gulping down the swill like there’s no tomorrow, so I figure, what the hell? He’s wearing a Grateful Dead tie-dye, a cardboard sign advertising “nuggets” and sludge-caked boots. He’s so convincing that I almost tell him to get a job. 10:30 p.m. No bands playing yet, but Swale, Sweet Ass Pussy (What’s an ass pussy? Someone here must know) Pooloop and the mighty Loco are lined up to perform. Like a twit, I’m hanging out by the DJ booth, where Cooley’s dressed up as Lou Reed. I can’t tell if he’s giving me dirty looks, ’cause he’s wearing dark glasses. I assume he is: Lou hates the fucking press. At least he’s playing “Welcome to the Jungle.” A space cowboy in a silver suit, at least three werewolves, and your standard-issue Dracula stroll by, while what I assume to be the Swiss Miss Girl is hanging around a table, eating chips with Zorro. Look, it’s local indie-rocker Colin Clary dressed up as some sort of bee-type creature. I’m not in costume. I’m wearing what I always wear: black. This Prince of Darkness thing is a yearround gig. 11:30 p.m. God, what’s happening? Death’s here talking to the Wonderbread Man. Swale just played the definitive version of Black Sabbath’s “War Pigs” with the fog machine working overtime. Even with nobody dressed as George W. Bush, the lyrics ring true on this Devil’s Night. I’m busy snapping Polaroids and stashing ’em in a secret spot to develop. I think I hear Sweet Ass Pussy playing upstairs, but I’m downstairs and can’t get through the crowd very well. Blast my blurry vision! Loco are finally on. My God, they’re in musical “costume” as the Velvet Underground… Led Loco — Australia’s ministers of macho — are playing “Sister Ray!” OK, I can handle the Sox winning the Series, but this is unnatural. Gulp, gulp. 1 a.m. Man, this place has filled up. I’m mumbling my way through a conversation with a World War I soldier when I remember my Polaroids. Unfortunately, some jerk has made off with most of ’em. May zombies eat your fucking brains! Thank God my “assistant” has been taking digital shots. I gotta get out of here, keep something in reserve for tomorrow. I mean, there’s

My God, they’re in “costume” as the Underground… Le Australia’s ministe macho — are play Ray!” OK, I can ha Sox winning the S this is unnatural. G a limo ride to consider. Who knows what could happen? PHASE TWO: NECTAR’S, SUNDAY 10 p.m. Nectar’s is decked out in cobwebs and the patrons are ready to rock. The costumes aren’t quite as creative as those I saw last night, but two ladies dressed as felines, who somehow know my name, offer me kitty treats. I swore off catnip years ago, and politely inform them I’m on duty. Loco triumphantly take the stage in their usual attire: Union Jack capes and codpieces, sweaty headbands and arrogant strut. Why does an Australian act fly the colors of Britannia? I suppose we’ll never know. The mike is hot and emits a short squeal. “Save the feedback for after the performance,” grunts guitarist/vocalist Reginald Rock. As the band then blasts into a crushing version of Zeppelin’s “Rock & Roll,” I lean into the nearest table for support. 11 p.m. Reginald, in a fit of cock-rock passion, breaks a string on his beloved Fender Tornado. I see him eyeing me — he knows I’ve got guitar hero history… Next thing I know, I’m crouched on the floor by the soundboard trying to figure out how the hell the ball end

of the string got stuck in the bridge. I bring the axe back to the stage, explaining the problem as best I can. The sweaty rocker takes the guitar, gives it a good whack and hands it back to me like I was an errant schoolboy. Still, I can’t figure out these archaic tuning pegs, so I hand the instrument to soundman Tim Marcus — he’s even more of a tech geek than I. A half-hour later, Marcus finally gets the job done. I am vindicated. 11:45 p.m. “No really — thanks for, ah, nothing,” Reginald exclaims, taunting the crowd. Guitarist Nigelton takes the bait. “Yeah, like we’re done, you assholes — are you ready or not? The band tear through a couple more tunes, and then the time finally arrives. Loco are selecting the “King and Queen of Halloween” and the prize is enough to fill any soul with dread as well as anticipation. “Who’s ready to take a ride with us,” asks Reginald, menacingly. A limousine, provided by Magic Hat Brewing, waits outside to scoop the hapless winners into a blast of vehicular debauchery. The first lucky soul is some beast dressed as Reginald Rock — he’s got the wig, the guitar and tight trousers. “Very handsome man, very handsome indeed,” quips lead guitarist Nigelton. These randy boys can’t seem to decide

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Taken with Aiken Searching for the legacy of a Vermont statesman

he term “progressive Republican” doesn’t have much political currency anymore — like the Susan B. Anthony dollar, it’s all but disappeared from general circulation. STORY Political observers who readily accept KEN the concept of a “conservative PICARD Democrat” would balk at the suggestion that a Republican could champiIMAGES on causes such as worker rights, a livUVM able wage or the antiwar movement, SPECIAL especially in the era of George W. COLLECTIONS Bush. But Vermonters have always prided The Essential Aiken: themselves on their politically iconoA Life in Public clastic thinking, and no one more so Service, by Samuel B. Hand than former Governor and U.S. and Stephen C. Senator George D. Aiken, a progresTerry, University sive Republican in the tradition of of Vermont, 111 pages, $12.95. Abraham Lincoln. Aiken’s impressive political career spanned nearly 45 years, from his election to the Vermont House of Representatives in 1931 to his retirement from the U.S. Senate in January 1975. Throughout that time, Aiken was a fierce advocate for farmers and blue-collar workers, pushing for rural electrification, social welfare programs and tougher environmental protections. In Congress, Aiken was widely respected and admired on both sides of the aisle as a

During a nationally broadcast speech in 1938, Aiken said that the highest praise he could give Lincoln was that “he would be ashamed of his party’s leadership today.” lawmaker who never allowed partisan politics to get in the way of supporting legislation that was in the best interest of his country and the people of Vermont. And when it came to committing U.S. troops overseas — both in Europe and later Vietnam — it was Aiken who always reminded his colleagues that it’s the common folks of America who pay for war, and do most of the dying. Now, nearly 20 years after Aiken’s death on November 19, 1984, comes the publication of The Essential Aiken: A Life in Public Service, a compilation of the former senator’s speeches, letters, press releases and other writings. The book was compiled and edited by Samuel Hand, professor emeritus of history at the University of Vermont, and Stephen Terry, a veteran observer of Vermont politics and former reporter and editor at the Rutland Herald and Montpelier TimesArgus. The Essential Aiken, released in conjunction with the 30th anniversary of UVM’s Aiken Lecture Series, focuses on the statesman’s primary areas of interest: agriculture, foreign policy, energy and the environment.

The ideas and reflections it encompasses are as timely today as they were a half-century ago. Perhaps that’s why, after all this time, Aiken’s name is still invoked more often than that of any other Vermont politician. Apparently, every party wants to claim a piece of him. Aiken has name recognition even among Vermonters who are too young to have known him. While walking out of a store a few weeks ago, Hand overheard some young people, perhaps in their early twenties at most, discussing politics. A woman commented to her friends that she couldn’t vote for Governor Jim Douglas because of his support for President Bush. “I don’t know what got into me, but I said to her, ‘Would you have voted against George Aiken because he was against Roosevelt?’” Hand recalls. “I expected her to say, ‘Who’s

Roosevelt? Who’s George Aiken?’ But she looked at me and said, ‘Well, I might have voted for Aiken. But Jim Douglas is no George Aiken.’” Certainly, today’s Vermont Republican Party is nothing like the one that dominated Green Mountain politics for more than a century. From 1854 to 1958, no Democrat was ever elected to Congress or the governor’s office — the state’s first Democratic senator, Patrick Leahy, didn’t get in until 1974. And while Douglas is more of a centrist than his Republican counterparts in the red states — he’s pro-choice, strong on the environment and not anti-labor — it’s unlikely anyone would describe him as a progressive. Hand, former head of the Vermont Historical Society, the Oral History Association and the Center for Research on Vermont, suggests that Senator Jim Jeffords may come closer.

Like Jeffords, Aiken was a maverick who wasn’t afraid to challenge his party’s leadership when it shifted too far to the right. Case in point: In a December 4, 1937, letter to the Republican National Committee, Aiken bemoaned the fact that the Republican Party had “fallen under the baneful influence of Southern committeemen” who were too beholden to large corporate interests, and recommended that the party purge itself of its “reactionary and unfair elements.” “We have become a party of old men,” Aiken wrote. “Unless we can become also a party of and for young men and young women, the party will die — and the process of dissolution has already begun.” Similarly, in 1964, when the Republican National Committee >> 28A

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SELECTIONS FROM THE ESSENTIAL AIKEN: A LIFE IN PUBLIC SERVICE is being seriously proposed and sought. But there is still in the hearts of the great majority of our citizens a love of liberty that does not die, a desire to bring order out of this confusion, a will to make workable those proposals upon which the spotlight of time focuses our attention as desirable, and the courage to discard the great mass of unworkable or premature theories, dreamed by dreamers and seized upon by opportunists as a vehicle on which they may ride into power. Ordinarily, patriotic citizens would turn to the Republican Party as a means of combating the insidious changes coming over our form of government, but they are not doing so today. They see no hope in a party offering no constructive policy or program, a party whose leaders are apparently more concerned with controlling the party machinery than in American welfare, a party so torn by internal bickering, hopeless ambitions and lack of direction, as to be in a nearly complete state of demoralization. The body politic of American citizens demands a party of integrity and ability to which it may give allegiance. The Republican Party has a last opportunity — it may become the grand new Party of America, or it may not. open letter from Governor George Aiken to the Republican National Committee, December 4, 1937

A subject of nationwide discussion today is that of health insurance and hospital insurance. Hospital insurance began in Vermont, and we the people of this state recognize full well that the health of our neighbors as well as of our own families is of vital importance to us. We recognize that many people who should be getting medical care or hospitalization are not now receiving it. It is also an accepted fact that much improvement could be brought about through cooperative efforts by communities or possibly on a statewide basis. There may be federal legislation concerning health insurance. Vermont wants no part in any plan which would permit political selection of doctors or the direction of their activities by the government. But we ought to be ready to cooperate either among ourselves, with the people of other states or with the federal government on any plan providing for cooperative and voluntary efforts to promote better health among our citizens. from Aiken’s Second Inaugural Address, January 5, 1939

There is a definite trend in the United States toward centralization of authority and control of all resources in the national capitol. There is a majority demand by the people, even of our own state, that no industry or group of industries shall be more powerful than government itself. Failure of the state to properly regulate those to whom the right to develop natural resources has been granted will result in absolute federal control if not federal ownership of these resources. After four years of intimate observation, in spite of the extension of rural lines to over 3000 Vermont farms; in spite of the many substantial rate reductions and in spite of all earnest efforts by the Public Service Commission, I am forced to confess that the steps toward federal control have been more rapid than the steps toward adequate state control of the larger corporations. from Aiken’s gubernatorial farewell message, January 1941

America faces a crisis. The Democratic Party, swept into power on the wave of the Depression, has now ruled our nation for several years. During this time a large part of the vaunted liberty of our citizens, won at the cost of a century and a half of struggle and sacrifice, has been wiped away. Our children’s children have been bonded to pay the costs of inefficiency; small business has been stifled; the ranks of labor have been sundered; confusion has increased, and hope has been largely superseded by despair; for millions, centralized paternalism has supplanted self reliance, and a virtual dictatorship over a hundred thirty million educated and erstwhile free Americans

As I attended the committee hearings, I looked in vain to see on the witness stand just one of those people upon whom the ultimate safety and future of our country really depends; just one person like the ordinary folks that sent us here to represent them. I looked in vain to hear just one of the common people of America tell his story and give his opinion on this matter which concerns his well-being, his family, his home, and his life. These people do not own great industrial plants; but without them such plants could never operate. They do not run great insurance companies or banks dealing in securities of foreign countries or foreign corporations, yet without their labors the wealth represented by the money such establishments lend could never have been created. They are ordinary folks to whom a new suit, some new furniture, or college tuition is a big thing; but they are the most important people in the world. There are plenty of such folks in America. Nearly 50,000,000 of them marched to the polls last November to vote for one of two Presidential candidates, both of whom pledged themselves to keep America out of foreign wars. The Americans whom we have not seen here are men and women from fields and farm, from the mines, the shops, and the offices from all over our great country. Perhaps they could not come. I do not think many of them had the money to come. Perhaps they do not belong in this picture anyway. Maybe they do not understand international affairs well enough. Maybe they cannot see why it is so important to their welfare to have the great corporations of America protected by our soldiers and sailors in their exploitation of the natural resources of other lands. Maybe the common folks of America are just supposed to go on paying for our wars and do most of the dying, as usual. … Mr. President, the foremost influence in the United States today is fear. I am not proud of this. Wherever we turn, whatever we hear, it is fear, fear, fear. We are the greatest nation in the most protected position, and we are crying ‘fear.’ This cry of fear did not originate with the common folk of the country. It has been put upon them by those who really do fear, not for their country, not for the lives of our people, but for their dollars. Unless they can arouse our people to a fighting pitch, unless they can mislead and fool them into a declaration of war, or a war without a declaration, they are going to lose money. They want the American flag to float triumphantly in battle around the world. But as they envision their flag waving in glory over the oil fields of Asia Minor and the plantations of the East Indies they see on its field of blue not stars but dollar signs. The part being played by some American industrialists and corporate interests in world affairs today should fill our heats with shame. George Aiken speaking against the lend-lease bill, February 25, 1941

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backed arch-conservative Barry Goldwater to run for the presidency against Lyndon Johnson, Aiken nominated his friend and colleague in the U.S. Senate, Margaret Chase Smith of Maine. Although Aiken did fall in line to support Goldwater once he became the party’s nominee, Hand notes, he never really campaigned on Goldwater’s behalf. Like Jeffords, Aiken also wasn’t shy about criticizing his own party publicly. During a nationally broadcast Lincoln Day speech to the National Republican Club of New York in 1938, Aiken said that the highest praise he could give Lincoln was that “he would be ashamed of his party’s leadership today.” Unlike Jeffords, however, Aiken remained a lifelong Republican and never would have abandoned his own party. Instead, Hand notes, through much of Aiken’s career, he tried to reform the Republican Party from within and worked to make it more friendly to Labor and FDR’s social-welfare programs. Co-author Stephen Terry is a Democrat who worked in Aiken’s Washington, D.C. office from 1969 to 1975. Back then, he says, it wasn’t unusual for a staffer from one party to work for a member of the opposing party. Terry, who is now a senior vice president at Green

Mountain Power, says he sees aspects of Aiken’s legacy in several of Vermont’s political leaders. On the foreign-policy front, he can see Aiken in Pat Leahy; when it comes to putting Vermont first at the national level, Douglas is Aikenesque. But on the issue of opposing war, Terry sees the closest parallels between Aiken and former Governor Howard Dean. In Congress, Aiken positioned himself between the hawks and doves, earning himself the moniker, “wise old owl of the U.S. Senate.” Interestingly, his words about the perils of war seem as applicable in a post9/11 world as they were in preWorld War II America. Consider, for example, Aiken’s speech in opposition to the lend-lease bill of 1941, the legislation that would allow the United States to lend material support to its European allies in the war against Germany. Though Aiken would later become the first U.S. senator to vote for the declaration of war after Pearl Harbor — the Senate votes alphabetically — his reservations about the justification for U.S. military intervention sound strikingly familiar: “Mr. President, the foremost influence in the United States today is fear. I am not proud of this. Wherever we turn, whatev-

er we hear, it is fear, fear, fear. We are the greatest nation in the most protected position, and we are crying ‘fear.’ This cry of fear did not originate with the common folk of the country. It has been put upon them by those who really do fear, not for their country, not for the lives of our people, but for their dollars. Unless they can arouse our people to a fighting pitch, unless they can mislead and fool them into a declaration of war, or a war without a declaration, they are going to lose money. “They want the American flag to float triumphantly in battle around the world. But as they envision their flag waving in glory over the oil fields of Asia Minor and the plantations of the East Indies they see on its field of blue not stars but dollar signs. The part being played by some American industrialists and corporate interests in world affairs today should fill our hearts with shame.” Years later, during the buildup to the Vietnam War, Aiken proposed what would later become known as the “Aiken Formula.” He recommended to Lyndon Johnson that the United States re-deploy its military forces around strategic centers in South Vietnam, “declare a victory and withdraw.” Aiken’s speech, which

Terry and Hand agree that the Vermont politician who most closely carries on Aiken’s legacy of fighting for family farmers and blue-collar workers is Bernie Sanders.

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was delivered on the floor of the U.S. Senate on October 19, 1966, came at a time when the U.S. presence in Vietnam was just under 150,000 troops — roughly the same number of U.S. military personnel as are in Iraq today. Again, Aiken’s words are eerily prophetic: “Considering the fact that as every day goes by, the integrity and invincibility of the U.S. Armed Forces is further placed in question because there is no military objective, the United States faces only two choices: Either we attempt to escape our predicament by escalating the war into a new dimension, where a new aggressor is brought into play, or we de-escalate the war…in order to avoid any danger of placing U.S. Armed Forces in a position of compromise.” On the domestic front, Terry and Hand agree that the Vermont politician who most closely carries on the Aiken legacy of fighting for family farmers and blue-collar workers is Bernie Sanders. Like Sanders, Aiken was always “Labor’s candidate” and warned against the growing imbalance of power between labor and management. Aiken was the first Vermont governor not to send troops to protect private property during union strikes. In addition, he backed the unionization of the woolen mills and supported a higher minimum wage for federal war contracts. Aiken also opposed the Taft-Hartley Act of 1947, which restored to management some of the bargaining powers it had lost to unions. His prolabor stance probably cost him the chairmanship of the Senate Education Labor Committee in 1946, Hand says. “Aiken was always his own man, but he was a wise man and a man of great influence,” says Hand. “They say he was no power but had great influence.” And like Sanders, Aiken had a deep distrust of big business and its corrupting influence in Washington. “That was always the thing about Aiken,” says Terry. “He would never take campaign contributions and he never liked the influence of money in politics. But most importantly, he was never comfortable in allowing others to tell him what to do.” In today’s hyper-politicized Congress, it’s hard to imagine two U.S. senators from opposing parties eating breakfast together every morning for years, the way Aiken did with his longtime friend, Mike Mansfield, the Democratic senator from Montana. Even harder to picture is a U.S. senator running on both the Democratic and Republican ticket — as Aiken did in 1968 — and winning the race after spending just $17.09. Nearly all of that money was spent on postage to thank voters for their support. 쩾

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’em out Wednesday, Nov. 3, at Nectar’s, with Big Apple space cadets Dub Is a Weapon.

LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. MARK LEGRAND & SARAH MUNRO (country/Americana), Good Times Café, 7:30 p.m. NC/donations.

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:: northern OPEN MIKE W/ABBY JENNE Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/JOHN GOOLEY, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. RUDY DAUTH (rock), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC.

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SHANE HARDIMAN TRIO (jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by REBECCA PADULA (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m. NC, followed by CHINCHILLA DUST BATH (indie-rock), 10 p.m. NC. WHAT THE FOLK? W/ANNE HEATON, GRACE POTTER (singer-songwriters), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. $6, followed by QUEEN CITY ROCK, POOF! (DJs/drag cabaret), 10 p.m. NC/$5. BIG JOE BURRELL & FRIENDS (jazz/blues), Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & GEORGE VOLAND (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. FATTIE B. & DJ A-DOG (live hip-hop), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. RED HOT JUBA (jazz), 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. MOUNTAIN OF VENUS, SOMEBODY’S CLOSET (jam/groove), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. MING & FS, THE LOYALISTS (electronic/hip-hop), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $10. LADIES’ NIGHT W/DJ ROBBIE J, E-RUCK, DA CHAMP (hiphop/r&b/dancehall), Millennium Nightclub, 10 p.m. $3-7/NC. 18+ before 11 p.m.

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BY CASEY REA

CH-CH-CH-CH-CHANGES

VIDEO PIDGEON

WATCH THE BIRDIE Burlington indie-rockers Video Pigeon are fresh faces on local stages, having played mostly parties and basements since coming together last October. Their arrival in clubland is certainly welcome, however: The quartet’s recent set at Club Metronome was a wonderful display of rock sensibility and offbeat cool. Their strong performance had me thinking that Burlington might be on the verge of a local music renaissance — there are some great new groups out there. In the span of a few months, Video Pigeon have developed a cohesive sound — accessible and direct, but with interesting experimental flourishes. Singer/guitarist Sue Westfield calls the band’s music “linear noise rock,” and it’s an apt description. Taking their cues from fellow noiseniks Sonic Youth, Video Pigeon’s sound is dense and swirling, yet not as aloof as the art-rock legends. The band has plans to record a full-length album in the New Year, and eventually hopes to get on the road. The Pigeons aren’t picky about where they land, however. “We want to play basements all across this fine nation,” says Westfield. Might as well start in your own backyard — Video Pigeon join a handful of out-of-state acts for a rock show/house-party at 138 South Willard this Saturday, Nov. 6.

YOU SAY IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY? Hard to believe Radio Bean first opened four years ago, but since then, the coffeehouse/music venue has become a hugely popular gathering spot for community artists and musicians. Owner Lee Anderson initially hoped to have a low-power radio station in the building [see this issue’s “Local Matters”] and, after nearly half a decade, it seems that dream is finally coming true. To celebrate the past and look forward to an exciting future, Anderson and co. are throwing a birthday bash of epic proportions: 44 bands will play the Bean Saturday, Nov. 6, starting at 8 a.m. — espresso, anyone? The shining stars of the local club scene will join forces with up-andcoming talent in an 18-hour music extravaganza, so rest up, music fans! The Middle 8, Swale, The Cush, Manifest Nexto Me, Black Sea Quartet, 2nd Agenda, and The Cleary Brothers are just some of the acts set to grace the stage, and free coffee will be provided throughout the event. Though the party won’t wind down ’til 2 a.m. Sunday morning, Anderson advises revelers to “get there early, because the room will fill up fast.” Happy Birthday!

While the recent purchase of Club Metronome by Nectar’s owners Chris Walsh and Damon Brink may have been expected, some former employees of Metronome aren’t pleased with the move. The buyout, inked Oct. 26, resulted in most of the Metronome staff losing employment. Any situation involving job loss is bound to breed resentment, but Walsh has no qualms about the need for a change. “It’s not some sort of violent takeover,” says Walsh. “It’s an amicable selling of a business. We’re not a bunch of corporate raiders who are canning everybody to squeeze every penny out of it — we’ve just made an educated decision.” Business has been good for Nectar’s over the last 18 months; new blood and a more varied roster of performers have revitalized the downtown club. On the other hand, Metronome has struggled at times — low show attendance as well as a history of law-enforcement encounters has marred the club’s reputation. The opportunity exists for former Metronome staffers to reapply for jobs under the new management exists, but it’s uncertain how many ex-staff will make the attempt. At least one employee has crossed the line into destruction of property, damaging exit signs, breaking bottles and leaving negative graffiti after the club’s last night under the old management. Walsh has his suspicions about the perpetrator’s identity, but no legal action has been taken. Let’s hope this unproductive outburst remains an isolated incident. I’ve been up to Club Metronome since the changeover and, beyond the new faces behind the bar, there’s no discernable difference. A modern rock band was playing Wednesday, Oct. 27, to a nearly empty house — perhaps because the Red Sox had only moments earlier won the World Series. I expect that the entertainment will remain consistent, as both Nectar’s and Club Metronome utilize the same booking agent, Alex Chaykin. There’s talk of upcoming renovations and cosmetic changes, but for now the overall vibe is familiar. It’s a bit odd to be at a show and not see some of the faces I’ve come to expect, and I certainly feel for ex-staffers looking for new employment. But owners of any business have the right to make managerial decisions. Downtown Burlington needs a well-run club in addition to Nectar’s — no one would dispute that. Yet to be successful, a live music venue needs to treat its talent with respect in addition to attracting and keeping customers. Over the years I’ve heard many stories about national and local groups being treated poorly at several area clubs, and that’s destructive. Dennis and Justin Wygman’s Club Toast is still sorely missed in part because they treated their bands fairly. It’s too early to tell if the new Club Metronome will flourish, but it would be great to see the venue reclaim its heritage as one of the area’s musical hotspots. Maybe there will be an uncomfortable transition period, and it’s unfortunate that the changes have resulted in the loss of jobs. But Brink and Walsh have plenty of energy, and both the club and the downtown scene will ultimately benefit from the move.

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:: central HARMONIC CONVERGENCE OPEN JAZZ JAM W/ANTONY SANTOR, Starlight Lounge, 8 p.m. NC, followed by VORCZA (groove-jazz), 10 p.m. $7. IRISH SESSIONS, Langdon Street Café, 7 p.m. NC.

Grace Potter as part of 135 Pearl’s “What the Folk?” series this Thursday.

W.THE FATCATS

:: northern HOUSE BAND (classic rock), Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. SASSY KARAOKE, Tabu Café & Nightclub, 8 p.m. NC. HOUSE BAND, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. BIG SPLINTER (mountain country), Bee’s Knees, 7 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT (Sound Obsession DJ), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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You Call This A Democracy?: ECONOMIC & RACIAL JUSTICE IN 2004

Thursday, November 11, 7-9pm PAUL KIVEL - activist, trainer, non-violent educator and author of Uprooting Racism (winner of the Gustavus Myers Award for best human rights book in North America) will speak at the Peace & Justice Center’s Annual Meeting at UVM’s CC Theater, Colchester Ave. (right behind Ira Allen Chapel).

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:: burlington area ROB DUGUAY MEOW MIX (jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by TINKER TAILOR W/ROB VOLAND & KIM LANG, (folk/lounge), 9 p.m. NC. COLOR COMPLEX (rock/soul/blues), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. $6, followed by FIERCE W/DJ CRAIG MITCHELL (dance/house), 10 p.m. $5. DJ COREY (hip-hop), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. TORNADO SISTER (rock), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. LOVEWHIP (funk-rock), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJ NASTEE (hip-hop), midnight. NC. HOT BUTTERED RUM STRING BAND (newgrass), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. $3-5. GORDON STONE BAND (bluegrass/ jam), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $5. VIRGA, CONSTANTS, AKRASIA, KISS ME DEADLY (rock/post-rock), 242 Main, 7 p.m. $6. KARAOKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. FLAVA (DJs; hip-hop/r&b/reggae), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. HIP-HOP/REGGAE/DANCEHALL DJS, Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. LIVE PIANO MUSIC, Wine Bar at Wine Works, 6 p.m. NC. BIKINI BASHMENT W/DEMUS (reggae DJ), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. CAMUEL CROSS TRIO (jazz), Upper Deck Pub, Windjammer, 7 p.m. NC. KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC. MANSFIELD PROJECT (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. PERFECT SANDWICH (funk-rock), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3.

FRI.05 >> 36A

venues 411

After Dark Music Series at United Methodist Church, Rt. 7/Seminary St., Middlebury, 388-0216. American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999. Ashley’s, Merchant’s Row, Randolph, 728-9182. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400. Bad Girls Café Main St., Johnson, 635-7025. Ball & Chain Café 16 Park St., Brandon, 247-0050. Banana Winds Café & Pub 1 Towne Marketplace, Essex Jct., 879-0752. Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188 Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. Beyond Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100. The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292 Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. City Hall Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Eclipse Theater, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913. Edgewater Pub, 340 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 865-4214. Finkerman’s Riverside Barbecue, 188 River St, Montpelier, 229-2295. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160. Gezellig, 324 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. Kacey’s, 31 Federal St., St. Albans, 524-9864. Kahiki Moon, 1 Lawson Lane, Burlington. 660-4852. The Kept Writer, 50 North Main St., St. Albans, 527-6242. Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198.

McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048. Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 222-4748. Millennium Nightclub, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533. Music Club, 110 Business Center Rd. Williamstown, 443-6106. Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200 Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. 1/2, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012. 135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343. Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120. Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884. Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570. Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015. Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158. Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. Phoenix Bar, Sugarbush Village, Warren, 583-2003. The Positive Pie, 69 Main St., Plainfield, 454-0133. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Rhapsody Café, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211. Riley Rink, Rt. 7A Noth, Manchester, 362-0150. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. Riverwalk Records, 30 State St., Montpelier, 223-3334. Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Sami’s Harmony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267. St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Starlight Lounge, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913. Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666. Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. 242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244. Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500. The Waiting Room, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 862-3455. Wine Bar at Wine Works, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

WEDNESDAY November 3

THE PERFECT SANDWICH LOVE SCENE CLEAR THURSDAY November 4

MING AND FS

W. THE LOYALISTS FRIDAY November 5

GORDON STONE BAND SATURDAY November 6 7PM

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SALLY TIMMS (OF THE MEKONS)

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FOREVER RED :: Massachusetts-based songwriter

Patty Larkin takes a broad

approach to songcraft. Although acoustic-based, her music utilizes loops, samples and varied instrumentation to convey moods that range from somberly reflective to joyously playful. Larkin’s latest release, Red=Luck, centers on

FRI.05 << 35A YO YO NIPPLES (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/PETER BOARDMAN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. WIZN BAR & GRILL (live radio show), Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 p.m. NC, followed by SUPERSOUNDS DJ (dance party/game show), 9 p.m. NC. SIDESHOW BOB (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

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TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. DJ CHARLIE (rock), Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC.

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PERMANENT RECORD (rock), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. EKIS (worldbeat/rock), Langdon Street Café, 9 p.m. THE FUNKY MIRACLE, TYCOON DOG (funk/jam-rock), Eclipse Theater, 10 p.m. $7. THE BENDERS (bluegrass), Middle Earth, 9 p.m. $12.

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:: northern KARAOKE, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. VIP LADIES NIGHT, Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. NC, followed by LIVE MUSIC, 10 p.m. $2/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. VORZCA (groove-jazz), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $5. LOVE SCENE CLEAR (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. STACY STARKWEATHER (jazz), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC. CRITICAL MASS (rock), Backstreet, 9:30 p.m. NC. FOUNDATION (rock), The Matterhorn, 9 p.m. NC.

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:: burlington area RADIO BEAN 4TH BIRTHDAY BASH (44-band celebration), Radio Bean, 8 a.m. - 2 a.m. NC. HEDWIG & THE ANGRY INCH (rock opera), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. $15, followed by TASTE W/DJ CRAIG MITCHELL (dance/house), 10 p.m. $5. EB ’N’ FLOW (rock), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. NEW JAZZ QUARTET, Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. SAM KINNINGER BAND (funk), Red Square, followed by DJ A-DOG (hiphop), midnight, NC. KIP MEAKER (blues/jazz), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC. AFRICAN DANCE PARTY W/SENEGALESE SABAR DRUMMERS & DJ DEMUS (world/dance), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $3-5. HEM, GRACE POTTER & THE NOCTURNALS (alt-country/rock/funk/blues/ soul), Club Metronome, 7 p.m. $7, followed by RETRONOME (’70s-’80s DJs), 10 p.m. $3. THE WARDS, DARKBUSTER, DUCKYBOYS, TIRED OF TRYING, OPERATION EXTERMINATION (punk/hardcore), 242 Main, 7 p.m. $10. KARAOKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. SPIN CYCLE (top 40 dance DJs), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. RUGGER (hip-hop/r&b DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. LIVE PIANO MUSIC, Wine Bar at Wine Works, 6 p.m. NC. NASTEE DOG W/DJ A-DOG & NASTEE (hip-hop), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. CONCENTRIC (live electronic), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. MANSFIELD PROJECT (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. SHANTY BAND, THE FLOW (jam-rock), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3.

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<clubdates> YO YO NIPPLES (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. QUADRA (rock), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/MIKE PELKEY, Banana Winds, 8 p.m. NC. SIDESHOW BOB (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. PAUL DOUSE (solo acoustic), B.U. Emporium, 8:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/REX, Franny O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley AARON AUDETTE (singer-songwriter), Two Brothers Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. SUPERSOUNDS DJ, Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC. DANCE PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. PATTY LARKIN (singer-songwriter), United Methodist Church, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $18/20.

:: central GREAT AMERICAN (rock), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. THE BENDERS, HOT BUTTERED RUM STRING BAND (bluegrass), Eclipse Theater, 7:30 p.m. $12. GIRLS GONE FUNNY (folk/comedy), Middle Earth, 9 p.m. $12. WILL KILLHOUR & THE RAT BASTARD RHYTHM REVIEW (punkfolk/alt-country; CD release party), Riverwalk Records, 7 p.m. NC.

:: northern ELLEN POWELL DUO (jazz), Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 6:30 p.m. NC. THE HUBCATS (acoustic Americana), Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. JOEY LEONE (rock), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $5. EMILY NYMAN (folk/singer-songwriter), The Music Box, 8 p.m. $8. FURLEY (world/fusion), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. SKELETON CREW (blues-rock), Bee’s

Knees, 8 p.m. NC. ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY W/DJ SKIPPY, Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. $2/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

SUN.07 :: burlington area

OLD-TIME SESSIONS (traditional), Radio Bean, from 1 p.m. NC, followed by MARK LANE (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m. NC, followed by FACES OF THE NEVER MORNING (indie-rock), 9 p.m. NC. IRISH SESSIONS W/TRINITY (Celtic/folk), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 5 p.m. NC. NASTEE SOUL SUNDAY (DJ), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. DJ TERRELL WILLIAMS (downtempo/IDM/lounge), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. DAVID GRIER (bluegrass), Nectar’s, 7:30 p.m. $10. SALLY TIMMS, SWALE (alt-country/altrock), Club Metronome, 7 p.m. $8/10, followed by SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (techno DJs), 10 p.m. $5. OPEN MIKE, JP’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC (artsProject benefit), Waiting Room, 7:30 p.m. $3. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley JAZZ BRUNCH W/FRED BARNES (piano), Two Brothers Tavern, 10:30 a.m. NC.

:: northern SOUND OBSESSION DJ, Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. $1. SUNDAY SUPER SESSIONS (live local music), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 1 p.m. NC. CODY MICHAELS (solo piano), Bee’s Knees, 11 a.m. NC.

S T R E N G T H E N . E V O LV E . A S P I R E .

MON.08 :: burlington area

OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC. SOUL SKILLET (soul/r&b DJ), 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. DAVE GRIPPO (funk/jazz), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. BUMP (funk/jam), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. ’93 TILL W/DJ A-DOG & NASTEE (underground hip-hop/old-school), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE DJS, Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. MUSIC MACHINE W/DJ TRANSPLANTE (eclectic), The Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JERRY LAVENE (jazz guitar), Chow! Bella, 6:30 p.m. NC.

TUE.09 :: burlington area

CONJUNTO GUA GUA (Brazilian jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by ERIC NASSAU (singer-songwriter), 8:30 p.m. NC, followed by AVI & CELIA (singer-songwriters), 10 p.m. NC. PHAT TUESDAY W/DJ CYNDI LAUPER (eclectic), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. NC. JULIET MCVICKER, TOM CLEARY, JOHN RIVERS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT W/DEMUS & SUPER K (reggae/dancehall), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. SONIC MAYHEM, FATCATS W/HARMONICA BOB MACKENZIE (funk/ r&b/blues), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. LIVE DJS, Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. DJ TRANSPLANTE (eclectic; Northeastern Family Institute benefit), Waiting Room, 8 p.m. NC.

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MIKE OLCOTT (singer-songwriter), Two Brothers Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. ROY BOOK BINDER (blues/ragtime), Good Times Café, 7:30 p.m. NC/donations.

:: central BILLY CALDWELL (singer-songwriter), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. ERIN MCDERMOTT, ABBY JENNE (singer-songwriters/rock), Langdon Street Café, 8 p.m.

:: northern KARAOKE W/SASSY, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. CHRIS LYON (singer-songwriter), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC.

WED.10 :: burlington area

IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. PINE STREET JAZZ W/JULIET MCVICKER, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL TRIO (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. LAST NIGHT’S JOY (Celtic/bluegrass), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JAMES HARVEY & GARUDA (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. GLUE W/ADEEM, DJDQ, & MAKER (hip-hop), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC/$8. 18+. OPEN MIKE W/2ND AGENDA, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. ANTONY SANTOR TRIO (jazz), American Flatbread, 7 p.m. NC.

THE ADMINISTRATOR (eclectic DJ), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. BOB DEGREE & BLUEGRASS STORM, Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. DJ DEMUS (reggae/dancehall), Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. ROY BOOK BINDER (blues/ragtime), Good Times Café, 7:30 p.m. NC/donations.

:: central JAY EKIS (singer-songwriter/worldbeat/rock), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. ANYTHING GOES (variety show; open jam), Starlight Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. DAVE KELLER (blues/singer-songwriter), Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-BQ, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE W/ABBY JENNE Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/JOHN GOOLEY, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. CHRIS LYON (singer-songwriter), Bee’s Knees, 8 p.m. NC. 쩾

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1. Pavement — Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain (re-issue) 2. Mos Def — The New Danger 3. Elliot Smith — From a Basement on a Hill 4. Tom Waits — Real Gone 5. Frank Black — After Midnight: Keane College 2/28/80 6. Mark Knopfler — Shangri-La 7. Talking Heads — The Name of This Band is the Talking Heads 8. Leonard Cohen — Dear Heather 9. P.J. Harvey — B-Sides 10. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds — Abattoir Blues/Lyre of Orpheus

1. Ray Charles — Genius Loves Company 2. Mark Knopfler — Shangri-La 3. Elliot Smith — From a Basement on a Hill 4. Mos Def — The New Danger 5. k.d. lang — Hymns From the 49th Parallel 6. Brian Wilson — Smile 7. Patti Casey — Just an Old Sweet Song 8. Tom Waits — Real Gone 9. Ray Lamontagne — Trouble 10. Steve Earle — The Revolution Starts Now

1. The Donnas — Gold Medal 2. Blake Shelton — Bar & Grill 3. Korn — Greatest Hits Vol. 1 4. Marilyn Manson — Lest We Forget: Best Of 5. Ray Charles — Genius Loves Company 6. Anita Baker — My Everything 7. Joss Stone — Mind, Body & Soul 8. Tom Waits — Real Gone 9. Alison Krauss — Now That I’ve Found You: A Collection 10. Linkin Park — Meteora

1. Mark Knopfler — Shangri-La 2. Patti Casey — Just an Old Sweet Song 3. Ray Charles — Genius Loves Company 4. Christine Lavin — Sometimes Mother Really Does Know Best 5. Leonard Cohen — Dear Heather 6. Ben Harper & the Blind Boys of Alabama — There Will be a Light 7. Fred Astaire — Finest Hour 8. Keb’ Mo’ — Peace…Back by Popular Demand 9. Anäis Mitchell — Hymns for the Exiled 10. Elliot Smith — From a Basement on a Hill

1. Green Day — American Idiot 2. Gibson Brothers — Long Way Back Home 3. Elliot Smith — From a Basement on a Hill 4. Original Soundtrack — Ray 5. Gibson Brothers — Bona Fide 6. Jimmy Eat World — Futures 7. Jay Z & R. Kelly — Unfinished Business 8. Blake Shelton — Blake Shelton’s Bar & Grill 9. Simple Plan — Still Not Getting Any 10. Young Buck — Straight Outta Cashville

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reviewthis THE YARBLES, BROTHERS

HEM, EVENINGLAND

(Self-released, CD)

(Rounder Records, CD)

In an era of digitally scrubbed productions, the barely audible tape hiss preceding “The Fire Thief” — the opening track on Hem’s new disc Eveningland — feels like a lover’s breath on the back of the neck. The track’s delicate string arrangements have an epic sweep, and vocalist Sally Ellyson’s soft croon references the hope that survives heartbreak. It’s difficult to imagine a better commencement, and subsequent songs follow suit. Hem create gentle, sweeping mini-suites that are driven home by slice-of-life, romantic observations. The Brooklyn group’s mournful Americana forgoes instrumental grandstanding in favor of a broad ensemble vision; the result is cinematic in scope, and only occasionally excessive. AOR and adult-contemporary radio listeners will certainly take to Eveningland, yet there’s an earnest poetry in this record that goes beyond suburban background music. Sometimes, such as on the track “Receiver,” the group veers too close to Carpenters territory for comfort. The lyrics ring true, however, describing with unflinching accuracy the fading moments of a relationship. “On lawn chairs spread across the tableland/Somewhere, flowerbeds to lay your hand in mine/If you stay than I will/Time fading on the dial,” Ellyson sings with chilling believability. Pianist Dan Messé contributes a good deal of the material on the album, and his turns on glockenspiel and celeste help achieve a rich, sturdy sound. “An Easy One,” co-written by Messé with guitarist/mandolin player Steve Curtis, is a moving lament about the goodbyes lovers must sometimes learn to say. The weepy arrangement is a fine accompaniment for Ellyson’s yearning vocals, and the lyrics again mine the depths of melancholy. “If I have to leave, as I always do/Will you look for me, as I look for you/In a passing glance from a passerby,” she sings, describing the emotional quandary of a touring musician. In fact, the album’s central theme is travel, albeit through romantic relationships. Though mawkish choruses and syrupy pacing sometimes sully the overall tone, the disc’s missteps are overshadowed by the band’s conviction. Hem have mastered their craft, and a natural way with melody and prose make up for a few schmaltzy turns. An unabashed hymn to broken hearts, Eveningland might be best enjoyed in solitary moments of reflection. The band’s pop accessibility makes ’em suitable for nearly any occasion, however, so don’t plan on replacing your Nick Drake records. Hem play an early show at Club Metronome Saturday, Nov. 6, with locals Grace Potter & the Nocturnals.

CASEY REA

Grab your safety pins and hair gel: Punk is back. Don’t worry, it’s not Green Day again — it’s the Yarbles, an energetic young Vermont- and New Hampshire-based quintet that has been packing ’em in the last couple of years. With resounding beats and a good-time vibe, the band is sure to keep fans moshing through their entire sets. The Green Mountains are familiar territory for the group — The Yarbles got their start playing gigs for schoolmates at Thetford Academy in 2002. Contrary to what a wordsmith might think, “Yarbles” is not a play on the word warble, or an allusion to the group’s singing prowess. Rather, the moniker is a reference from A Clockwork Orange — a term used to describe the, ahem, cojones. And it’s one way this straightedge punk band pushes the anti-establishment button. On Brothers, their full-length debut, the Yarbles cheerfully thrash their way through a caffeinated blend of styles that’s occasionally more rock than punk. Lead singer Raf Kelman’s vocals are well suited to the beat-heavy music, particularly on the fierce “Woody Guthrie” and the funky, soulful “Death Row Skank.” The energy level stays high throughout the 15 tracks; the band’s experience performing for audiences with short attention spans may have something to do with its manic punch. Hints of ska and reggae sometimes appear in the mix, recalling Jamaican-tinged punk of the late ’70s. Here the Yarbles sound is somewhat reminiscent of the Clash classic, Sandinista. Enthusiasm alone does not make for great music, however. The problem in keeping a crowd’s attention through sheer volume is that certain songs inevitably seem like fillers. Although they have the right punk sound, some of the material on the disc lacks definition. This is not necessarily unexpected from a fresh band still refining its voice, though. Once The Yarbles take off their training wheels, watch out. The band plays this Saturday, November 6, at 242 Main and Sunday, November 13, at Burlington’s City Hall Auditorium.

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Revolutionary Views

A EXHIBIT “La Lucha Continua,” paintings and crafts in the campesino tradition from Nicaragua. Burlington College Community Room, Burlington. Through November 17.

ARTWORK “Rancho De Construccion” (detail) by Solignia Arellano

PHOTO Marc Awodey

rt does not exist in a vacuum, and the context of “La Lucha Continua: an exhibition of paintings and crafts in the campesino tradition from Solentiname, Nicaragua” at Burlington College is almost as interesting as the art. The 55 modestly sized oils come from a veritable paradise: the Solentiname archipelago at the southern end of Lake Nicaragua. Though the landscape is beautiful, the history of Nicaragua has occasionally been quite ugly. The Somoza family dictatorship caused environmental and economic devastation around the large lake. After the Sandinista revolution, Ronald Reagan’s bloodthirsty “freedom fighters” spent Uncle Sam’s money terrorizing Central America. It’s no small feat that art found a place in that environment. Even before renowned liberation theologist Ernesto Cardenal became the Sandinista Minister of Culture, he encouraged the Primitivista painting movement. Haitian-style “folk” art had been introduced to the Solentiname islands in the 1940s, and Cardenal wisely fostered it as a potential cottage industry for the campesinos. What has since become known as the Escuela Primitivista de Solentiname seems to be a real success, and is gaining international accolades. The colors are vibrant and the world it presents is idyllic. Solignia Arellano’s “Rancho De Construccion” portrays five people, both men and women, building a log cabin in a lush technicolor jungle. The trees are fancifully painted with dark tones under highlights, their trunks and branches twist and curl. As in all the skies in the show, light values are near the horizon, but in this piece the heavens are pale yellow ascending into blue. Carmen Garcia’s “Volcanes Y Paisaje” portrays a large blue volcano, with a few thatched houses in the foreground. A family at lower left includes a guitar player wearing white trousers, a pink shirt and a sombrero, and a little girl in a powder-blue dress. Right of center is a figure on horseback, and bright orange fruits in a tree complement the ultramarine sky. Elena Pineda’s “Que Hacer Cotidiana #1” and “Que Hacer Cotidiana #2” are river scenes with flocks of birds and broad palm trees at water’s edge. “La Fauna” by Eneda Castillo also shows a river. It moves into the lake on a flood of turquoise blended with emerald greens. “La Fauna” includes monkeys dangling from the trees and a welter of exotic birds. Castillo

and Solignia Arellano are clearly among the most accomplished painters in the exhibition. “Nacimiento” by William Gonzalas is the only night scene in the show. It features a family relaxing in front of their thatched hut, beneath a yellow-orange full moon. Gonzalas’ “Magenta” has the vibrancy of daylight. A magenta bush with white great egrets nearby grows beside a creek in the jungle near Lake Nicaragua. The three famous volcanoes — Cerro Negro, Momotombo and Mombacho — are in the background. “La Lucha Continua” means “the continuous fight.” The show was brought northward by the Massachusetts-based “Solentiname, Nicaragua Friendship Group,” and its primary

These Nicaraguan paintings “in the campesino tradition” are technically identical to the commercial, touristdriven Haitian paintings that have eclipsed genuine Haitian folk art. emphasis seems to be economic development rather than art. The group’s newsletter states that “as a consequence of the new economic structures imposed by neoliberalism, state support necessary for economic and social development has been withdrawn” from Solentiname. All proceeds from the show will assist in area development. One planned project is a school where island children will be taught to paint. These Nicaraguan paintings “in the campesino tradition” are technically identical to the commercial, tourist-driven Haitian paintings that have eclipsed genuine Haitian folk art. Ultimately, are such non-indigenous styles benign? Is catering to the American art market a healthy and sustainable form of economic development? Those seem to be questions that no one — even neoliberals — has bothered to ask. m

MIRANDA SYP: Paintings reminiscent of the 1920s and ’30s. Salaam Boutique, Montpelier, 223-4300. Reception November 3, 6-8 p.m. Through December 15. JUDITH HOERSTING: “Prayer Cards,” MFA thesis exhibition. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 635-1469. Artist’s talk and reception November 4, 3-5 p.m. Through November 11. KRISTEN L’ESPERANCE: “New Work,” acrylic paintings. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. Reception November 5, 6-8 p.m. Through November. SARA ALTIERI: “Beautiful Faces,” original acrylics and prints. Rose Street Gallery, Burlington, 859-0939. Reception November 5, 6-8 p.m. Through November. FIREHOUSE OPEN: An annual exhibit featuring the work of the first 50 artists who showed up. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7165. Reception November 5, 5-7 p.m. Through November 28. TRI ATOMIC: Artwork by Jeff Soto, Jason D’Aquino and Sean Christopher. Lineage Gallery, Burlington, 862-7766. Reception November 5, 7-10 p.m. Through December 5. ‘6 DEGREES OF SEPARATION’: A thematic group show by local artists. E-1 Studio Collective, 416 Pine St. (behind Speeder & Earl’s), Burlington, 3244019. Reception November 5, 6-9 p.m. Through November. GRETCHEN BECK: “Integument,” an installation of images based upon art of the Fulani women of Niger. L/L Gallery, Living/Learning Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4200. Reception November 5, 5-7 p.m. Through December 8. BELLA BUENO: Jewelry in silver and gold with semiprecious gems; and COLETTE PAUL: Paintings focused on moments in time. Art On Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Artists’ chat November 6, 2-3 p.m., followed by reception with live music by harpist Ann Taylor. Through November. DONNA STAFFORD: “Creative Dialogue,” 3-D oil paintings and works created for, and inspired by, the stage. Fletcher and Pickering Rooms, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. Reception November 7, 2-5 p.m. Through November. LISA LILLIBRIDGE & RACHEL TROOPER: New works in mixed media. Speeder & Earl’s, Pine Street, Burlington, 859-9222. Reception November 7, 10 a.m. – 1 p.m. BETH HAGGERT: “Casualty Count of the Iraq War,” an installation. Francis Colburn Gallery, UVM, Burlington, 656-2014. Reception November 8, 5-7 p.m. Through November 12.

TALKS/EVENTS >> 42A PLEASE NOTE: Art listings are written by Pamela Polston; spotlights written by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Send listings, by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com. Also see art listings at www.sevendaysvt.com.

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PARTY PEOPLE Quirky, illustrative, cartoonish watercolors by Hal Mayforth and figurative paintings by Alice Murdoch are on display at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne this month. Murdoch’s vibrantly colorful canvasses are often peopled by vapid socialites, while Mayforth’s are inhabited by utterly whimsical creatures. Pictured: “Tea Party” by Murdoch.

‘FIREHOUSE OPEN’ DROP-OFF DAY: The first 50 artists to line up at the door with a single, ready-to-install piece of work, in any medium, will be accepted to this annual exhibit, November 5-28. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 8657165. Drop off November 3, 10 a.m. ‘THE MIND OF NATURE: CULTIVATING A DISCERNING EYE’: A lunchtime art lecture with UVM environmental prof Stephanie Kaza. Marble Court, Fleming Museum, Burlington, 656-0750. November 3, 12:15 p.m. MARISSA WILLIAMSON TALK: The Middlebury College senior and co-curator of “Vermont in 1904: Photographs by A.B. Lane” will talk in the gallery. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. November 3, 4:30 p.m. ARTIST TALK: Ghada Amer will speak in conjunction with the current exhibit, “Beyond East and West.” Lowe Auditorium, Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426. November 3, 5:30 p.m. ‘FABLES, HERBALS, AND NATURAL HISTORIES’: A talk with curator of manuscripts Chris Burns, reference specialist Prudence Doherty and director of Special Collections Connell Gallagher, in conjunction with a current exhibit at the Fleming Museum. Special Collections Reading Room, Bailey/Howe Library, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. November 4, 5:30 p.m. FIRST FRIDAY ARTWALK: Take a selfguided tour of the city’s galleries and art spaces. Burlington City Arts, 8657166. November 5, 5-8 p.m. PUBLIC ART DEDICATION: Sculptor Lynn Newcomb’s installation, “Bygone Plow,” is formally dedicated at the Williston Rest Area (northbound) on I-89. November 5, 3:30 p.m. THE ART OF THE PRINT LECTURE SERIES: Boston printmaker Jim Stroud talks about his work and shows slides. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, Tip-Top Building, White River Junction, 2955901. November 5-7 p.m.

JOEL SHAPIRO: The sculptor lectures about his work in conjunction with a current exhibit. Johnson Memorial Building, Room 304, Middlebury College, 443-5007. November 9, 4:30 p.m. LUNCHTIME GALLERY TALK: Barbara Thompson, curator of African, Oceanic and Native American Collections, talks about “Transnational in Middle Eastern Contemporary Art,” in conjunction with a current exhibit. Second Floor Galleries, Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603646-2426. November 9, 12:30 p.m.

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ONGOING ::burlington area MATTHEW THORSEN: Photographs. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Through November. JAVIER CINTRON: Prints, paintings, collage and mixed-media installation. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909. Through November. BARBARA K. WATERS: “In Praise of Leaf,” monoprints. Mirabelles, Burlington, 951-0234. Through November. HAL MAYFORTH & ALICE MURDOCH: Recent paintings. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Through November. ‘LA LUCHA CONTINUA’: An exhibition of paintings and crafts in the campesino tradition from Solentiname, Nicaragua. Burlington College Community Room, 453-2499. Through November 17. BONNIE ACKER: Landscapes and posters, 1987-2003, by the Burlington artist and activist. Center for Community and Neighborhoods (above City Market), Burlington, 864-8274. Through December. WILLIAM STIREWALT: Fine art photography. Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 482-2878. Through November.

LYNN BUTLER-DUBE: “Images of Nature and Color,” drawings and paintings. Toscano Café, Richmond, 434-4834. Through November. ‘AN EYE TOWARD NATURE: A SUITE OF FOUR EXHIBITIONS’: Including ‘BERND HEINRICH: THE NATURALIST AS ARTIST’: A selection of original drawings, photographs, field notes and specimen collections from the renowned UVM field biologist; and ‘FUNGI, UNICORNS AND BEACHED WHALES: ARTISTS AS NATURALISTS’: Natural history illustrations, classic and contemporary; and ‘HIROSHIGE’S 53 STATIONS OF THE TOKAIDO’: Woodblock prints by the Japanese master; and ‘THE CHINESE SCHOLAR’S WORLD’: A collection of rocks with striking profiles, formations or coloration. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. Through December 19. JASON RYAN OSTERHOUT: Recent acrylic paintings. Club Metronome, Burlington, 865-4563. Through November 24. ‘THE BEAUTY OF USEFULNESS: INSPIRATION FROM TRADITIONAL JAPANESE CRAFTS’: Ceramics, woodworks, textiles, jewelry and paper objects made by New England artisans and influenced by Japanese artistic traditions. Shelburne Craft School’s Gallery on the Green, Shelburne, 985-8438. Through November 13. ROBERT SIMON: Ink and acrylic drawings, and SHARON WEBSTER: Mixedmedia works, both through November; and GARY KOWALSKI: Oil paintings, through December 10. CCV Hallway Galleries, Burlington, 865-4422.

::champlain valley SEAN P. CALLAHAN: “The Yellow Dog Series,” giclée prints. Bobcat Café, Bristol, 759-2576. Through November. SYBIL MEYERSBURG: “Children of the World,” 50 photographs taken 1957-78 around the globe. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through January 2005.

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DREAMLAND Paul Humphries has created thousands of “Sleeping Beauty” drawings and about 100 of them are in the West Gallery of Stowe’s Helen Day Art Center. Humphries is an elderly outsider artist who draws women’s faces from magazine ads, school yearbooks and other sources, but portrays them as sleeping. The HDAC is also exhibiting works by eight GRACE artists, face jugs and the carved sticks of Buffalo Myers.

‘RODIN: IN HIS OWN WORDS’: Thirtyfive bronzes from the famous French sculptor, from the Iris and B. Gerald Cantor Foundation; and ‘VERMONT IN 1904: A PHOTOGRAPHIC PORTRAIT’: Prints made from nearly 200 images shot by Adolph B. Lane (1877-1942); and ‘ART NOW: SCULPTURE OF JOEL SHAPIRO’: Five works by the renowned American artist, spanning 25 years. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5235. All through December 5. ‘ALWAYS IN SEASON’: Arts and crafts by Vermont folk artists, past and present. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 388-4964. Through November 13.

::central MISSY CARY STORROW: Watercolors. Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 223-5454. Through November. HUGH TOWNLEY: “Retrospective, Introspective, Prospective,” sculpture, Main Gallery; and ADELAIDE TYROL: “Natural Histories,” oil and gouache paintings, South Gallery; and ‘VAULT TOURS, BIN Q-Z’: A survey of works from the permanent collection, Wood Room. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 828-8743. Through December 19. ‘LOOKING BACK’: Late 19th-century photographs of Brookfield by Ella Colt and traditional crafts by contemporary artisans. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 7283232. Through November 21. ‘ROCK SOLID’: Fourth annual group show with stone carvings, assemblages and other works, Main Floor Gallery; and

CENTER FOR PHOTOGRAPHIC STUDIES: Student show, Second Floor Gallery; and MARC AWODEY: Paintings, Third Floor Gallery. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through November 6. PHILIP HAGOPIAN: “Moments on the World,” eclectic oil paintings. Institute for Social Ecology, Plainfield, 4548493. Through November 12. GAAL SHEPHERD: “Consequences of Nature,” pastel landscapes and wood sculpture, including the new “Vermontshire” installation. Cooler Gallery, White River Junction, 2801864. Through November 27. D’ANN FAGO: “Drawings of the ‘Real’ and Other Illusions,” works on paper from 1944 to 2004. Tunbridge Public Library, 889-9404. Through November 15. 43RD ANNUAL FALL MEMBERS’ EXHIBIT: A group show of local artists in multiple media. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775-0356. Through November 14. PAUL CLACK: Paintings, and TERRY ZIGMUND: New works in stained glass. Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, 223-7800. Through November. SEAN DYE & MICHAEL CUNNINGHAM: Pastel landscapes and still lifes, and “rustic inaccurate furniture,” respectively. Northern Power Systems, Mad River Park, Waitsfield, 496-2955, ext. 287. Through November 12. ‘A BAKER’S DOZEN’: Thirteen Vermont painters, photographers and fiber artists show their work. The Book Garden, Montpelier, 223-2824. Through November.

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::northern TONY BOTELHO: Landscape photography emphasizing light and mood. Back Room Gallery, Northeast Kingdom Artisans Guild, St. Johnsbury, 4673701. Through November 12. MERRILL DENSMORE: Landscape and animal paintings by the self-taught artist. GRACE Gallery, Old Firehouse, Hardwick, 472-6857. Through November 27. MICHAEL MCGOVERN: Realistic paintings. The Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-6007. Through November. MICHAEL BRANGOCCIO: Dream-like paintings and mixed-media works on paper. Clarke Galleries, Cold Comfort Farm, Stowe, 253-7116. Through November 21. ‘HUMAN/RESOURCE: INTROSPECTION BEFORE THE VOTE’: A group show of local and international artists in sculpture, painting and photography, intended to inspire thoughtfulness before the election. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, Stowe, 2538943. Through November 6. DON HANSON: “Damaged Beauty: The Avian Series,” multimedia prints. Fairbanks Museum & Planetarium, St. Johnsbury, 748-2372. Through January 2005. ‘THE INVISIBLE EYE’: “Visions of SelfTaught Artists,” featuring eight GRACE artists, Main Gallery, and BUFFALO MYERS, PAUL HUMPHRIES AND ‘FACE JUGS’: Outsider art, West Gallery, both through November 10; and ISA-

BETH HARDY: “Life and Its Challenges,” paintings based on biblical, philosophical, folk and Sufi stories. East Gallery, through November 20. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. 20TH ANNIVERSARY EXHIBIT: Paintings by Mary and Alden Bryan, through December 22; and ‘SMALL PICTURE EXHIBIT’: The seventh annual juried show presents small-format paintings by gallery members, through December 19. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. J.C. WELCH: Woodcuts and oils; also paintings, photography, Cibachrome, reproductions and Ukrainian eggs by other artists. The Blue Eyed Dog Gallery & Frame Shop, St. Albans, 5244447. Through December.

::southern ‘NOVEMBER SOLO EXHIBITIONS’: Nine contemporary regional painters showcase their works, along with artworks by members in various media from the Collectors Gallery. Yester House, Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Through November. ‘ANDY WARHOL: THE JON GOULD COLLECTION’: Paintings, prints and photographs by the late pop artist from a private collection. Brattleboro Museum & Art Center, 257-0124. Through February 6, 2005. DALE CHIHULY: “Glass and Prints,” works by the famed glass artist. Southern Vermont Arts Center,

Manchester, 362-1405. Through March 15, 2005.

::regional ‘NUREYEV: THE ROPES OF TIME’: Blackand-white photographs of the great Russian ballet dancer in his 1970 performance, by Leslie Spatt, Frederika Davis, Edward Griffiths and Louis Peres; also, two lithographs of Rudolf Nureyev by Andy Warhol. Norte Maar, Rouses Point, N.Y., 518-297-3793. Through December 3. LES COSGOVE: “A Rainbow in the Oil Spill,” new work; also, artworks by Todd Recore, Jennifer VanBenschoten, Mark Stowe and Christine Suruda. North Country Cultural Center for the Arts, Plattsburgh, 518-563-1604. Through November 13. ‘BEYOND EAST AND WEST’: “Seven Transnational Artists,” featuring paintings, prints, sculptures and installations by artists from the East who live in the West, through December 12; and ‘DREAMING OF COUNTRY’: Eleven contemporary Aboriginal paintings, through December 5. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426. THE ADIRONDACK JURIED ART SHOW: An exhibition of regional artists in all media. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, 518-523-2512. Through November 6. ‘RUHLMANN: GENIUS OF ART DECO’: Furniture from the 1930s by the French artist Jacques-Emile Ruhlmann. Montréal Museum of Fine Arts, 514285-2000. Through December 12. 쩾

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PREVIEWS AFTER THE SUNSET: Pierce Brosnan and Woody Harrelson face off in this drama about a retired master thief and the FBI agent who follows him everywhere to make sure he doesn’t return to work. Salma Hayek and Don Cheadle costar. (90 min, PG-13) HEAD IN THE CLOUDS: John (Sirens) Duigan directs Charlize Theron, Penelope Cruz and Stuart Townsend in a WW II saga about friends and lovers forced to choose different sides as chaos and conflict consume their lives. (133 min, R) THE FINAL CUT: Robin Williams stars in the feature debut of writer-director Omar Naim, a futuristic thriller about a man who works with a new technology that allows him to edit the memories of the dead into footage to be shown at their funerals. With Mira Sorvino and Mimi Kuzyk. (94 min, PG-13) THE INCREDIBLES: A shoe-in for this year’s Best Animated Picture Oscar, Pixar’s latest tells the story of a superhero who’s retired from crime-fighting and relocated to the suburbs, where he battles boredom and a bulging waistline as an insurance claims adjuster. Featuring the voices of Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter and Samuel L. Jackson. Directed by Brad Bird. (118 min, PG) THE POLAR EXPRESS: Bosom Buddies Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari are re-teamed for Robert Zemeckis’ CG take on the holiday favorite by Chris Van Allsburg. Hanks plays five roles, including Santa Claus.

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T PIANO MAN Foxx elevates a by-the-numbers biopic with his uncanny portrayal of Ray Charles.

aylor Hackford’s big-screen bio of Ray Charles is an earnest exercise in the mold of Hollywood movies about other musical legends like Buddy Holly (The Buddy Holly Story), Ritchie Valens (La Bamba) and Jerry Lee Lewis (Great Balls of Fire) but certainly not one that ever threatens to break that mold. The film’s one real surprise, in fact, comes in the form of the uncanny performance given by Jamie Foxx. In Ray, the actor morphs into his subject, not merely achieving physical resemblance and mimicking familiar mannerisms but speaking with the same voice and setting the keyboard ablaze with the same fire. It’s a shame the rest of the production doesn’t rise to the same level. While its director was content to make a competent biopic, its star strove for an act of portrayal just short of resurrection. Charles, we learn, was a figure whose off-stage persona differed radically from the one he presented to his public. Raised dirt-poor in the South by a mother who made ends meet by taking in laundry, he discovered music and tragedy at roughly the same time. A grizzled neighbor taught him boogie piano in an establishment the child had been forbidden to enter. His younger brother died before his eyes after slipping and falling into a washbasin filled with scalding water. Not long afterward, at the age of 7, Charles lost his sight. The legacy his mother left him consisted entirely of a determination to be independent despite his handicap, and to dream big. Charles never used a cane or seeing-eye dog, relying instead on sound to move through the world. Haunted, the film suggests, by the memory of his brother’s death and a sense of guilt for not having prevented it, the musician turned to a different sort of crutch. Hackford’s portrait is about Charles’ 20-year dependency on heroin as much as his development as an artist, though both are noted in traditional Hollywood shorthand. Movies about artists rarely provide meaningful insight into the process their subjects undergo to achieve creative breakthroughs, and Ray is no exception. Charles begins his career as a charismatic imitator of Nat “King” Cole and

lands a contract with Atlantic Records when pioneering founder Ahmet Ertegun senses his potential to become something more. According to the film, the breakthrough that would propel him to superstardom — fusing gospel with rhythm and blues — resulted in serendipitous fashion from his falling in love with a preacher’s daughter (Kerry Washington). A sexual encounter inspires him to compose “I Got a Woman” spontaneously on the reverend’s piano. He marries her and starts a family, but that doesn’t stop Charles from having other relationships — and other children — with women while on the road. In a later scene, one such affair goes sour. The two quarrel and, the next thing you know, Charles is at the keyboard knocking out “Hit the Road, Jack.” While the picture portrays its subject as a genial junkie and a genius who tossed off groundbreaking classics effortlessly, it achieves greater credibility with its depiction of Charles the shrewd businessman. In his early days, he insisted upon being paid in singles to avoid being cheated. Once he had achieved success at Atlantic and his contract expired, Charles turned his back on the people who had nurtured his music and negotiated a deal with ABC Paramount that was said to be “better than Sinatra’s.” Later still, he severed ties with one of his oldest friends and aides based on his suspicion that the fellow was making side deals. He may have been all smiles on stage, but behind the scenes Ray Charles was a man you did not mess with. The heart of Ray, of course, is the music and, whatever other shortcomings the film may have, it does not fall short as a showcase for the artist’s greatest hits. They are presented in all their red-hot, highly intricate, soulful glory. Anyone who has heard them performed by the musician primarily in his later years on a small screen is likely to be blown away by what he hears in the Cineplex, especially one with a state-of-the-art sound system. Jamie Foxx may be at the microphone, but Ray Charles has never sounded better. m

DONNIE DARKO: THE DIRECTOR'S CUTHHHH Jake Gyllenhaal stars in this 2001 cult horror classic directed by Richard Kelly, the story of a delusional teenager battling his demons in suburban America. (80 min, R) FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTSHHH Billy Bob Thornton plays a high school football coach who helps restore the pride of a troubled Texas town in the latest from director Peter Berg. Based on the bestseller by H. G. Bissinger. Tim McGraw and Derek Luke costar. (113 min, PG-13) GARDEN STATEHHH1/2 Zach Braff wrote, directed and stars in this drama about a young TV actor who returns home for the first time in almost a decade, sees his old world through new eyes and even gets to hook up with Natalie Portman. Ian Holm and Peter Sarsgaard costar. (107 min, R) GOING UPRIVER: THE LONG WAR OF JOHN KERRYHHH1/2 George (Pumping Iron) Butler directs this documentary look at the presidential candidate’s heroic actions in Vietnam and subsequent antiwar activism at home. (130 min, PG13) I (HEART) HUCKABEESH The latest from Three Kings director David O. Russell is a metaphysical farce in which a young environmentalist hires existential detectives to search out the meaning behind a series of coincidences he’s experienced. Featuring Jason Schwartzman, Dustin Hoffman and Lily Tomlin. (106 min, R)

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James Gandolfini, Christina Applegate and Catherine O’Hara. (91 min, PG-13) TAXIH1/2 Jimmy Fallon and Queen Latifah are teamed in the latest from Tim Story, the comic saga of an undercover cop who looks to a high-spirited cabdriver for help in chasing down a gang of supermodel bank robbers. With Henry Simmons and Jennifer Esposito. (97 min, PG-13) TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICEH H The headlines are filled with charges that the U.S. has installed a puppet government in Iraq; what better time for a political comedy featuring an all-marionette cast? From the creators of “South Park” comes the saga of an international police force that recruits a rising Broadway star to combat terrorism. (100 min, NR) THE BOURNE SUPREMACYH H H1/2 Matt Damon stars in the follow-up to the 2002 smash about a trained assassin whose lethal skills come in handy as one-time coworkers continually try to kill him. Based on the popular series of espionage thrillers by Robert Ludlum. With Franka Potente and Brian Cox. Directed by Paul Greengrass. (109 min, PG-13) THE CORPORATIONH H H1/2 Here’s something you don’t see every day: A documentary which features Michael Moore’s views on big business but which Michael Moore didn’t direct. Mark Achbar and Jennifer Abbott bring us this highly praised rumination on the growing prominence of global businesses. Also featuring Noam Chomsky and Howard Zinn. (145 min, NR) THE FORGOTTENH H Joseph (The Stepfather) Ruben directs this psychological thriller in which a woman’s psychiatrist informs her that the son with whom she’s been living for the past eight years never existed. Starring Julianne Moore, Anthony Edwards and Gary Sinise. (90 min, PG-13) THE GRUDGEH H Sarah Michelle Gellar stars in this remake of a Japanese blockbuster about a house possessed by a curse that dooms all who enter it to die in the grip of a violent rage. Takeshi Shimizu directs. Jason Behr costars. (100 min, PG-13) THE MOTORCYCLE DIARIESH H H1/2 Based on Che Guevara’s boyhood memoirs about motorbiking through South America with his best friend in the 1950s, the latest

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from Brazilian director Walter Salles offers a humanizing portrait of the communist revolutionary. Gael Garcia Bernal and Rodrigo de la Serna star. (128 min, R) THE SADDEST MUSIC IN THE WORLDH HH H Isabella Rossellini stars in this strange new film from Guy Maddin, the Depression-era story of an imperious brewery owner whose legs are made of glass and filled with beer, and who seeks the world’s least cheerful tune in hopes of encouraging imbibing. With Mark McKinney. (99 min, NR) WHAT THE BLEEP DO WE KNOW?H H Marlee Matlin stars in this metaphysical, partially animated docudrama in which a woman learns the secrets of the universe with a little help from a Greek chorus of scientists and mystics. (108 min, R)

NEW ON DVD/VHS A HOME AT THE END OF THE WORLD H H H Michael Mayer makes his feature debut with this adaptation of Michael Cunningham’s Pulitzer-winning novel about a one-of-a-kind love triangle. Starring Colin Farrell, Dallas Roberts and Robin Wright Penn. (120 min, R) AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS H H1/2 Jackie Chan and Steve Coogan star in the latest version of the comic saga in which London inventor Phileas Fogg stakes his reputation on a bet that he can circumnavigate the globe in no more than 80 days. Jim Broadbent and Cecile De France costar. Frank Coraci directs. (100 min, PG) FESTIVAL EXPRESSH H H H Janis Joplin, The Band and The Grateful Dead are among the acts immortalized in this documentary about a week in the summer of 1970 when some of the biggest names in music traveled by train across Canada together. (90 min, R) SHREK 2H H H1/2 Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz and Eddie Murphy re-team for the followup to 2001’s animated monster hit. This time around, John Cleese comes on board as Shrek’s new father-in-law. (105 min, PG)

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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 3. ‘TWO TALES OF BEATRIX POTTER’: The Hudson Vagabond Puppets charm children with life-size versions of favorite storybook characters. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 2 p.m. $6-12. Info, 603-448-0400.

sport TRAIL WORK DAY: See November 6, Chittenden area. FAIRY LADDER FALLS: Hikers follow the Gill Brook Trail to this Adirondack water feature, then return via Lower Ausable Lake for a moderate, 6-plus-mile round trip. Call for meeting time and location. Free. Info, 863-1145.

activism LIBERTARIAN CONFERENCE: See November 5, 9-11 a.m. AIDS ACTION WORKSHOP: See November 6, 11 a.m. & 3:30 p.m.

etc NEW LIBRARY TOUR: See November 4, 2 p.m. MAH JONGG: Bring your set and your game face to Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 862-5125. BURLINGTON BRIDAL SHOW: Nuptial planners peruse options, discover dresses and register for prizes at the Sheraton Hotel, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. $6. Info, 459-2897. WOKO FLEA MARKET: Bargain-hunters lose themselves in the state’s largest indoor tag and collectibles sale. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 8:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. $2. Info, 878-5545. JAMAICA HURRICANE RELIEF BENEFIT: Donors sample hot Jamaican cuisine, then dance to tunes from D’Moja and the Pulse Prophets at this disaster relief fundraiser. Starlight Lounge, Eclipse Theatre, Waitsfield, dinner 6 p.m., show 7-11 p.m. $15, not including meal. Info, 496-7787.

MON.08 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. STUDENT RECITAL: Music majors perform on various instruments at the UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. IRISH TRADITIONAL CONCERT: Two champion instrumentalists from the Emerald Isle — flute player June McCormack and harpist Michael Rooney — share traditional tunes at the Richmond Free Library, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 434-7055.

film BURLINGTON FILMMAKERS COLLABORATIVE: Aspiring moviemakers trade shots and discuss possible group projects. Locations vary, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 598-2124.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See November 4. LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a hand at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Vermont Studio School, Johnson, 6 p.m. $7. Info, 635-1769.

words DAVID BUDBILL READING: See November 4, The Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BOOKER PRIZE WINNERS: Readers judge J.M. Coetzee’s novel The Life and Times of Michael K., Wake Robin Retirement Community, Shelburne, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9546. DANIEL HECHT READING: The Montpelier mystery author discusses the genre and reads from his forthcoming sixth novel, Bright Ravens’ Bones. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

talks ‘MEET THE PRESS’ SERIES: Scott Rosenberg, co-founder and managing editor of Salon.com, talks about the blogging of the 2004 presidential election. See calendar spotlight. Warner Hall Hemicycle, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5198.

VERMONT MUSIC SAMPLER: Historian William Tortolano gives a slide presentation with audio samples of Vermont folk music. Colchester Historical Society, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0014. INFORMATION SECURITY LECTURE: Purdue University computer science professor Eugene Spafford discusses challenges to trustworthy technology. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. NATURE & THE ENVIRONMENT SERIES: Naturalist Lars Botzojorns talks about learning to live with back yard wildlife. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980.

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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 3. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See November 3, for children ages 3-5. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See November 3. Toddlers take their turn with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m. BURNHAM LIBRARY STORYTIME: See November 3, 10-10:45 a.m. ‘ITTY BITTY SKATING’: See November 4. BARRE LIBRARY STORY HOUR: Babies up to age 2 take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 476-7550, ext. 308. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ESSEX FREE LIBRARY STORYTIME: Tykes rally for reading at the Essex Free Library, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-0313. GYM FOR TOTS: Youngsters burn energy running, jumping and hula-hooping at the Charlotte Community School, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 425-4144. CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: Children and their caregivers gather for crafts, reading and music-making. Charlotte Community School Cafeteria, 9-10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5096. ‘THE BOY & THE QUILT’: Preschoolers hear a story about creative work, then design quilt patterns of their own. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 2-3:30 p.m. $5. Registration and info, 457-2355.

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There’s something innately comical about authority figures who can’t admit they’re wrong. Especially when they’re shrinks. Sun Spot, written in 1985 by prolific Burlington playwright Stephen Goldberg, plays on two stages this month as part of a retrospective of his work. Goldberg’s wife, longtime local songwriter Rachel Bissex, directs. The lead character, a didactic psychiatrist father, is “in his own world, wrapped up in the meaning of existence, while everything is falling apart around him,” Bissex says. Although the play follows a family through the long-term aftermath of a trauma, it portrays adolescent angst and anger with intensely funny dark humor.

‘SUN SPOT: THE CRIME OF THE NEED TO BE RIGHT’ Wednesday, & Thursday, November 1011, Montpelier City Hall Auditorium; Wednesday through Saturday, November 17-20, Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 863-5966.

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activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See November 3. VERMONTERS FOR A JUST PEACE: Locals review global issues in Palestine and Israel. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 5. AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL MEETING: Members of this worldwide organization act on human rights issues. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-1358.

etc GRADUATE SCHOOL OPEN HOUSE: Prospective post-college students get informed at the Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2251. REIKI SOCIAL: Practitioners meet to discuss this method of hands-on healing. Moonlight Gifts, Milton, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 893-9966.

TUE.09 music DARTMOUTH WIND SYMPHONY: This ensemble offers an eclectic tour of African-roots music from around the world. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $12. Info, 603-646-2422. BELLA VOCE: This new local women’s chorus sings a selection of world music about freedom and survival. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 879-1218. AMATEUR MUSICIANS ORCHESTRA: Community players of all abilities and levels of experience practice pieces and welcome new members. South Burlington High School, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 985-9750. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male musicmakers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6465.

dance ENSEMBLE AL-KINDÎ: Middle-Eastern musical movers describe the impact of mysticism on their work at this lecture demonstration. Collis

<calendar > Common Ground, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010. LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $8.50. Info, 288-8044. SWING DANCING: Movers of all ages and abilities dance at the Greek Orthodox Church, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

drama LUNCH DISCUSSION: The director, cast and crew of The Melting Pot set the stage for this upcoming production with an informal chat. Wright Theatre, Middlebury College, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. OPEN REHEARSAL: Vermont Playback Theatre turns life stories into on-the-spot communitybuilding. The troupe invites new members to the McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 6:45-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2727

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. BROWN-BAG ART HISTORY TALK: Antique collectors Holly and Jeff Noordsy describe early New England glass tableware and how it was produced. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, noon. $2. Info, 388-2117.

words P.J. LONG READING: The Morrisville author Shares her memoir Gifts From the Broken Jar, about recovering from a traumatic brain injury. Stowe Free Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145. GARRET KEIZER READING: The Northeast Kingdom-based author offers Help, his philosophical book-length essay about how humans do — and don’t — assist each other. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287. PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers practice and improve their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346.

talks VERMONT IN THE CIVIL WAR: Historian Michael Sherman describes the economic and social state of the 1860s home front. Grand Isle Fish Culture Station, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-4245. AYURVEDIC MEDICINE: Dr. Susan Green investigates India’s 5000-year-old healing tradition. Ellsworth Room, Johnson State College Library, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1308. CATHOLIC INTELLECTUAL HERITAGE SERIES: Law professor Helen Alvare talks about social thought and American jurisprudence. Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. ‘WOMEN, ARCHAEOLOGY & THE ANDES’: Anthropology professor Deborah Blom discusses discoveries by ladies who dig. John Dewey Lounge, Old Mill, UVM, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4282. STATEHOUSE LECTURE: Humorist, author and political science professor Frank Bryan talks about Vermont’s tradition of tolerance and liberalism. Senate Chamber, Statehouse, Montpelier, 4:15 p.m. Free. Info, 828-0386. ‘AGING WITH DEMENTIA’: Get the facts about Alzheimer’s disease and other forms of progressive brain dysfunction. Winooski Senior Center, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 847-2278. ‘SAFE AT HOME’: Seniors learn security tips to stay safe and healthy. Eagle Crest, Williston, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 847-2278. BROWN-BAG LUNCH TALK: Journalest and Argentinean labor activist Soledad Bordegaray describes the grassroots response to corporate globalization in Argentina. Langdon Street Café, Montpelier, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8445. ‘SNAPSHOTS OF HINESBURG’: Librarians and local historians team up to lead a tour of their town’s past. Carpenter Carse Library, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-2878.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 3. BURNHAM LIBRARY STORYTIME: See November 3, for toddlers, 10-10:30 a.m. ‘THE BOY & THE QUILT’: See November 8, 910:30 a.m. TODDLER-AND-UNDER STORYTIME: Wee ones up to age 3 open their ears to songs and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

EAST BARRE STORY HOUR: Babies aged 2 and under take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, East Barre branch, 10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 476-5118. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848. HOMESCHOOLER PROGRAM: Students 3 and up learn about 19th-century Vermonters’ winter preparations on a season-focused field trip to the Billings Farm and Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. $5. Pre-registration and info, 457-2355.

sport BURLINGTON WOMEN’S RUGBY CLUB: See November 4.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See November 3. WILPF MEETING: Activists review current world events at this gathering of the Women’s International League for Peace and Freedom. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-4929.

etc LAUGHING CLUB: Local yoga instructor and author Carol Winfield touts the untapped healing power of yukking it up. Union Station, Burlington, 8-8:30 a.m. Donations. Info, 864-7999. CHAMPLAIN VALLEY BUSINESS NETWORK: Entrepreneurs make corporate connections at the Courtyard by Marriott, Williston, 7:30 a.m. Free. Info, 434-6434. RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: Citizens with a photo ID roll up their sleeves at Burlington City Hall, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 1800-448-3543. ASTRONOMY CLUB: Stargazers gather to observe autumn skies at the North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $5. Info, 229-6206.

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WED.10 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. STUDENT RECITAL: See November 8. CHORAL FEST: The College Chorale, Cardinal Singers and the Men’s Ensemble raise their voices in a collaborative concert at the Giltz Auditorium, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 8 p.m. $8. Info, 518-564-2180.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See November 3. JOHN JASPERSE COMPANY: This dance duet performs from multiple perspectives to live electronic music. See calendar spotlight. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966. ENSEMBLE AL-KINDÎ & THE WHIRLING DERVISHES OF DAMASCUS: This Syrian group performs centuries-old songs and devotional dances in a concert combining art and prayer. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $26. Info, 603-646-2422.

drama ‘BETRAYAL’: See November 4. ‘SUN SPOT: THE CRIME OF THE NEED TO BE RIGHT’: Stephen Goldberg’s darkly funny play traces adolescent rage surrounding a family tragedy. See calendar spotlight. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 863-5966. ‘ALL MY SONS’: Arthur Miller’s drama about moral responsibility in a post-WWII family takes center stage at Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 651-5962. ‘RUMORS’: In this comedy by Neil Simon, affluent partygoers try to cover for their host when the police arrive to investigate a shooting. Royall Tyler Theatre, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 656-2094.

film ‘THE LIFE OF CALVIN COOLIDGE’: Viewers watch a film about the Vermont-born president, then discuss whether documentaries should mix fiction with fact. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. $5. Info, 626-5135.

‘ALL ABOUT MY MOTHER’: This campy, melodramatic Spanish film follows a grieving mother’s search for her son’s transvestite father. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:15 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

Center, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 847-2278. BROWN-BAG LUNCH SERIES: Rob Landry, Director of Guest Experiences at the ECHO Center, describes exhibit choices and requests audience feedback. South Burlington Community Library, noon. Free. Info, 652-7080.

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WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See November 3. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See November 3. ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 3. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See November 3. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See November 3. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See November 3. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See November 3. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See November 3. BURNHAM LIBRARY STORYTIME: See November 3. SPANISH-ENGLISH STORYTIME: See November 3. ‘THE BOY & THE QUILT’: See November 8, 910:30 a.m.

words WRITING GROUP: See November 3. DAVID MINDICH READING: The local author and journalism professor discusses his book Tuned Out: Why Americans Under 40 Don’t Follow the News. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers joust with socialcommentary satire in Mark Twain’s A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

talks ‘SUFISM AND SPIRITUALITY IN THE ARTS’: Julien Jalal Eddine Weiss of Ensemble AlKindî talks transcendence with music and religion profs. Kim Gallery, Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010. ‘DEBRIEFING THE 2004 ELECTION’: Jack Hoffman of The Rutland Herald and Times Argus reviews the results of the political season. Noble Hall, Vermont College, Montpelier, 1-3 p.m. $5. Info, 828-8804. ‘THE WAR ON GLOBAL TERRORISM’: Religion professor John Esposito of Georgetown University speaks about the U.S. and the Muslim world. North Lounge, Billings Student Center, UVM, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0903. SUSTAINABLE ENTERPRISES SEMINAR: Business and public policy professor Jacob Park discusses Vermont’s community-based companies. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3131. ‘SUCCESSFUL AGING’: Hear stories about growing older with dignity and independence. Racquet’s Edge, Essex Junction, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 847-2278. ‘FINANCIAL WELLNESS’: Elders brush up on money management. Charlotte Senior

sport WALK THE TALK: See November 3.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See November 3. NEIGHBORHOOD IMPROVEMENT NIGHT: Residents of Burlington’s Ward 1 and city staff celebrate accomplishments and discuss challenges at this dinner and town meeting. McAuley Hall, UVM, Burlington, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7178.

etc KNITTING GROUP: Crafty locals convene to create with needles and purls. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. COLLEGE SELECTION WORKSHOP: Students of any age can join this seminar on choosing a compatible school. VSAC Resource Center, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 1-800-642-3177. BONE MARROW DONOR TEST DRIVE: A 20minute process helps determine potential donors for patients needing transplants. Rutland Regional Medical Center, noon - 6 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 747-6267.

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FLASH DANCE There are only two figures in New Yorkbased choreographer John Jasperse’s offering, but a proliferation of platforms placed in and around the audience multiplies their effect. Miniature mirrors handed out to each theatergoer further this illusion. Whenever a person can’t see the duet, they’re encouraged to seek the image of Jasperse or partner Juliette Mapp in the tilted angle of a mirror, making everyone in attendance a part of the show. Amidst flashing reflections of light, and moving to live electronic music, the whole affair adds up to much more than “Just Two Dancers.”

JOHN JASPERSE COMPANY Wednesday through Friday, November 10-12, FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966.

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LEARN THE TECHNIQUE OF “HOLLYWOOD’S MOST SOUGHT AFTER ACTING COACH.” (MOVELINE, NOV. 2001): Classes in Burlington, Tuesday evenings and Montpelier, Monday evenings. Info, 802-318-8555 or visit www.thoreast.com. Mr. MacDonald has acted professionally for over 25 years and he has taught professionally for over 10 years. He has appeared in over 10 major motion pictures with leading roles in three, including The Basket, and has guest-starred on “Providence,” “Pensacola: Wings of Gold,” “Murphy Brown,” and many other TV shows.

AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m., Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 9853665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome! AFRO-CUBAN DANCE AND SONG WITH REYNALDO GONZALEZ: Thursday, October 28, song class, 10-11 a.m., dance class, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Thursday, October 28, 7:15-8:45 p.m., Memorial Auditorium, Burlington. Friday, October 29, song class, 5-6 p.m., dance class, 6-8 p.m., Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Song classes $15, dance classes $20, except Thursday evenings, which are $15. Info, 985-3665 or 660-4056. Learn about the beautiful music and dance of Cuba! Dance classes accompanied by traditional Bata and Conga drums. DANCE MASTER CLASSES: Grade 10 - adult. MOMIX Master class, led by MOMIX Dance Company members. Friday, December 10, 5-6:30 p.m. $15. John Jasperse Master class, Saturday, November 13, 1:15–3:15 p.m. with John Jasperse and Chris Peck. $20. Juliette Mapp Master class, Saturday, November 13, 11 a.m. – 1 p.m., led by Juliette Mapp. $20. Flynn Center Studios, Burlington. Info, 652-4548, email registrar @flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org. LEARN TO SWING DANCE: Drop-in beginner lesson, every Tuesday, 6:30–7:30 p.m. Greek Church Hall, Ledge Rd., Burlington. $5 includes Vermont Swing practice session, immediately following. Info, 860-7501, or visit www.vermontswings.com. No experience necessary. RICHMOND SWING DANCE CLASSES PRESENTS SIX THURSDAYS OF SWING WITH CHRIS SUMNER AND DAN CARHART: Thursdays, November 4 - December 16, Lindy 1: Introduction to Lindy, 6:15-7:15 p.m. Lindy 2A: The Swing Out, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Richmond Free Library, 201 Bridge St., Richmond. $50 for 6 classes. Info, call Dan, 434-5776 or rallyq@juno.com. These classes will teach the rudiments of Swing, with a strong emphasis on technique: center, balance, connection, lead and follow, timing and more. It’s not just moves, it’s the way that you move. SALSALINA: Night club-style group Salsa classes, Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays, with Tango group classes and social dances on Fridays. Monthly membership, $35 or $55, $10 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077, or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

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INTRODUCTION TO ANIMATION: This program is appropriate for ages 15 and older. Saturday, November 20, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. and Sunday, November 21, 2-4 p.m. $100. Info, 658-4267, ext. 1 or visit www.motion school.org. Students in this course will learn introductory techniques in animation. Demonstration and handson experience in a variety of media including clay, pencil and Flash.

art BASIC FRAMING DEMONSTRATION WITH KRISTIN RICHLAND: Saturday, November 6, 10:30 a.m. noon, continuing 12:30-2 p.m. Artists’ Mediums, Rte. 2 in the Taft Farm Village Center, just east of Tafts Corner. Info, 879-1236 or 800-255-1290. Free and open to the public. FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS OFFERS OPEN STUDIO DROP-IN: Thursdays, ongoing through December 16, 6:30-9 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com. Our fabulous studio is open to the public! You are invited to drop by, bring materials and use some of ours, make art, make friends! Come whenever the spirit moves you!

bartending PROFESSIONAL TRAINING: Day, evening and weekend courses. Various locations. Info, 888-4DRINKS or bartendingschool.com. Get certified to make a mean martini, margarita, Manhattan or mai tai.

business GETTING SERIOUS: November 7, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Women’s Small Business Program. $95, scholarships available. Info, 846-7338. Explore business ownership with others through this day-long workshop. Getting Serious will help you discover if business ownership is right for you, and where it might fit in your life.

childbirth HYPNOBIRTHING: Classes now forming for 10-hour series. Four-week evening series or eight-week lunchtime series. Burlington. $175. To register, call Nan Reid, 660-0420. Learn self-hypnosis and summon your natural birthing instincts.

computers COMPUTER WORKSHOPS DESIGNED FOR BEGINNING USERS: Microsoft Word, Internet Exploration and Email Basics with Yahoo! Mail. October 20 - December 4. Fletcher Free Library. $2 per workshop. Info, 865-7217 or visit the Computer Center page on our website, www.fletcherfree.org. Free open labs, too.

craft BASIC BEADING: Saturdays, 3-5 p.m., Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. The Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. $15, plus materials. Pre-register, 6520102. Learn the basics of stringing beads: which wire or thread to use, measuring for the right length, bead size and type, and using the right tools. You will learn about color, design and mixing types of beads for an interesting design. You’ll learn how to attach the clasp and how to make your knots stay in place. FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Stained Glass with Terry Zigmund, Tuesdays, November 9 December 14, 6-8:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com.

drumming CONGAS AND DJEMBES: Beginning Conga classes, Wednesdays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Djembe classes, Wednesdays, 7-8:20 p.m. New 5-week session starts 11/03. $50 for 5 weeks. Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, 658-0658, 872-0494 or visit paton@sover.net. Walk-ins are welcome. Intermediate/ Advanced Conga classes meet on Wednesdays or Fridays at a different location. TAIKO: Kids’ Beginning Taiko, Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m., starting 9/7 and 10/19. $42 for 6-week sessions with no class on 11/23. A 3-week session begins 12/7. Kids’ Intermediate Taiko, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m., starting 9/13 and 10/25. $42 for 6 weeks with no class on 11/23. A 3-week session starts 12/6. Adult beginning classes are on Mondays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. $48 for 6-week session starting 9/13 and 10/25. A 3-week session begins on 12/6. Held in the Taiko Studio at 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton 658-0658 or paton@sover.net or 872-0494. Walk-ins are welcome.

education SAT PREPARATION AND TUTORING: Ongoing classes. Oak Hill Educational Consultants, 289 College St., Burlington. Info, 658-0100. SAT, SAT Math, getting to a score of 1600, classes and private tutoring available. Small class size, limited to six students.

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empowerment INVISIBLE PATH TO ABSOLUTE TRUTHS: Tuesdays, November - December, 7:30 p.m. Eight-week telecourse. Info, 908-918-1272 or visit www.joyfulevolu tion.com. An innovative program providing a resource to create a rich life. Gain more peace and balance in your life. Eliminate overwhelm, and start living on purpose!

herbs BATH SALTS: Tuesday, November 9, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Purple Shutter Herbs, 100 Main St., Burlington. $5. Info, 865-HERB, or psherbs@sover.net. Using mostly ingredients found in your kitchen. Learn the secrets! HERBAL EDIBLES WITH KELLEY ROBIE: Wednesday, November 10, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Purple Shutter Herbs, 100 Main St., Burlington. $15. Info, 865-HERB or psherbs@sover.net. Tired of spending exorbitant amounts of money on infused honey and crystallized ginger? Learn how to make them yourself. Using only the finest ingredients and creativity, we’ll whip up some tasty treats.

jewelry BASIC BEADING 101: Thursday, November 11. Bead Crazy, Tafts Corner, Williston. $20. Info, 288-9666 or visit www.beadcrazyvt.com. This class will provide a basic overview of stringing materials, types of beads, findings, tools, design and finishing techniques. You will make a bracelet to take home.

kids THE CLAY AND CRAFT STUDIO AT THE FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Offers Tadpole Drop-In, Tuesdays and Fridays, ongoing through December 14, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Family Drop-In, Fridays, ongoing through November, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Teen DropIn, Fridays, ongoing through November, 7:30-10 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com. Have a birthday party with us or create your own class!

language ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE: Ongoing Wednesdays, 7-9 p.m., Sundays, 4-6 p.m. The Fletcher Free Library, 235 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, Carrie Benis, 865-7211. Classes will focus on reading, writing, speaking, listening and grammar. They are open to all who want to learn and improve their English, as well as explore American culture and history. ESL: Ongoing small group classes, beginner to intermediate. Vermont Adult Learning, Sloane Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Free. Info, 654-8677. Improve your listening, speaking, reading and writing skills in English as a second language.

maritime LAKE CHAMPLAIN MARITIME MUSEUM CLASSES: Call 475-2022 or visit www.lcmm.org to see the full listing of courses, workshops and learning adventures that await you and your family. The Lake Champlain Maritime Museum is located at 4472 Basin Harbor Rd., Vergennes. The Burlington Shipyard is located on historic King Street Ferry Dock. Offering week-long courses and one-day workshops throughout the season! Build your own boat or learn how to restore your old one. Try your hand at shaping iron or casting bronze. Learn how to capture maritime subjects on film, with paint or pen-and-ink. Improve your kayakhandling skills or take a guided canoe trip. Students can explore maritime topics in one- or two-day workshops. Adults and children can spend a morning learning together.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult Introductory classes, Tuesdays, beginning November 2, 5:30 p.m. Please call to reserve a space. Day and evening classes for adults, seven days a week. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, Saturdays, beginning September 4, 9-10 a.m. and Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Iaido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Thursdays, 6:45-8:15 p.m. Zazen (Zen meditation, free and open to the general public), Tuesdays, 8-8:40 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or www.aiki dovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements, joint locks and throwing techniques.

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MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis, and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at exit 17. THE BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO SCHOOL: Adult, family and children’s classes available Monday through Thursday and Saturday for beginners, advanced and competitive students. 182 Main Street, Burlington (next to Muddy Waters). We offer the best value in the area with student and family discounts available. Mention this Seven Days ad and receive a free uniform when you sign up! Info, call 658-3359, email info@blue wavetkd.com or visit www.bluewavetkd.com. Former national team member and Vermont state coach Gordon White teaches the exciting martial art and Olympic sport of Taekwondo. Our experienced teaching staff emphasizes proper body mechanics and Taekwondo technique during plyometric, technical and cardio training sessions to improve flexibility, strength and overall fitness. TRADITIONAL KUNG FU CLASSES: Ongoing classes available. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160. Two traditional forms of Chinese Kung Fu are taught: Ba Ji Chuan and Xing Yi Chuan. These are powerful forms of self-defense and self-cultivation. This is for both beginners and experienced practitioners from other styles.

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massage ADVANCE MASSAGE AND BODYWORK CLASSES: Neuromuscular Therapy of Vermont offers four-week classes and one-day intensives starting every month this fall. The No Hands Full-Body Rejuvenation Method, one-day intensive, Saturday, November 6, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $65. Pain Mechanisms of the Neck, 4 weeks, November 11 - December 9, Thursdays, 6:309:30 p.m. $195 or $175 if paid in full by Oct. 30. Neuromuscular Therapy of Vermont and the Center for Advanced Bodywork Training, Burlington. Info, 6581005, ext. 2, email NMTclasses@verizon.net or visit www.NMTvermont.com. The classes at Neuromuscular Therapy of Vermont integrate neuromuscular massage technique, deep tissue massage, myofascial release technique and other modalities. INTRODUCTION TO SWEDISH MASSAGE WITH MARK ADAMS: Friday, November 12, 6-9 p.m., Saturday, November 13, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. and Sunday, November 14, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Touchstone Healing Arts Center for Yoga and Massage, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. $245. Info, 658-7715. A new format for this fun and popular class! Get your hands oily! Learn to give a complete full-body Swedish massage in one weekend. Come experience the sacred space of Touchstone and safely greet the human body through nurturing touch, increasing your confidence with every stroke. INTUITIVE HOLISTIC TISSUE PALPATION WITH DR. MATTHEW RUSHFORD: Saturday, November 6, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Touchstone Healing Arts Center for Yoga and Massage, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. $120. Info, 658-7715. This one-day hands-on course is specially designed for massage and bodywork practitioners. You will learn how to “read” protective stress patterns in the body and ascertain the nature and chronology of the trauma involved. This palpation technique enables the practitioner to determine the nature, type, severity and chronology of stress patterns in the body, particularly the spine.

meditation DISCOVER MEDITATION: Saturday, November 6, 5-6:30 p.m. Burlington Friends Meeting House, 143 North Prospect St. This class and upcoming follow-up classes are always free. Info, 518-793-7282 or 518-744-7979. Meditation can relieve stress, provide peace and balance in our lives, unlock the mysteries of life and death and lead us from time to timeless eternity. MASTERY AND MEDITATION CLASS: First and third Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. South Burlington. Free. Info, 6582447. Study the teachings of Indian Sufi Master Inayat Khan. Focus on accomplishment and success in your life and interfaith prayer for world peace.

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music FLAMENCO DANCE AND MUSIC WEEKEND INTENSIVE: Introduction to Flamenco Dance, Friday, November 19, 6-7:30 p.m., Saturday-Sunday, November 20-21, 1:30-3 p.m. $45. Intermediate Flamenco Dance, Friday, November 19, 7:459:15 p.m., Saturday-Sunday, November 20-21, 3:15-4:45 p.m. $45. Flamenco Guitar Accompaniment, Saturday, November 20, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. $30. Flynn Center Studios, Burlington. Info, 652-4548, email registrar@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org. Spend a weekend immersed in the music and dance of Spain.

painting CREATIVE SOURCE PAINTING: Tuesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield Village. $95 for six sessions, including materials. Info, contact Susan Green, 4263717 or freedompainting@moomail.net. The focus is on selfdiscovery through painting! If you have considered painting but never thought you could, or if you are trained in the arts but would like to reclaim your creative spark and move through creative blocks, this is for you! THE WINTER LANDSCAPE: A PASTEL WORKSHOP WITH ROBERT CARSTEN: Saturday, December 4, 9:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 985-3648. Capturing the evocative moods of the winter landscape is the subject of this pastel painting workshop. Tips on working from observation, photos, imagination, and memory as well as pastel technique, will make this a fun and interesting class for all levels. YOGA AND PAINTING WEEKEND RETREAT: Friday, November 5, 7 p.m. to Sunday, November 7, 1 p.m. Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield. $150-$280, sliding scale, includes materials and meals. Work exchange available. Info, contact Susan Green, 426-3717 or freedompainting@moomail.net. The focus is on self-discovery through painting and yoga. Releasing stress in body, mind and spirit. Yoga will take you to deeper levels of creativity, allowing you to be fully present in the painting process. No previous painting or yoga experience required. This is not a painting technique class; there will be no critiques.

QI GONG CLASSES: Ongoing classes where beginners and advanced students are welcome. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160. Qi Gong is a soft and flowing, self-healing exercise that is similar to Tai Chi. With consistent practice, healing from many chronic ailments can be achieved.

reflexology REFLEXOLOGY CLASSES WITH NANCY HEISMAN SOMERS: Beginning soon, Wednesday or Thursday evenings, 6-8 p.m. South Burlington Yoga Studio. Info, call Nancy, 658-3766. Join us to learn the ancient science/art of acupressure foot massage that systematically relaxes the entire central nervous system. It is a gift to both give and receive a reflexology session.

reiki REIKI: Saturday, November 6, 9:30 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., Burlington. $150. Info, 865-9813, channa@gmavt.net or visit www.risingsunhealing.com. Receive an attunement which allows you to use Reiki Energy for healing, personal growth, and empowering goals. Learn the hand positions for giving a complete Reiki treatment to yourself and others and have time to practice these skills. Taught by Chris Hanna, MSW, Reiki Master.

self-defense VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and SelfDefense: Mondays through Fridays, 7-8:30 p.m. Saturdays, 10 a.m. Cardio/Power Boxing: Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m. First class free. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. Info, 660-4072. Learn self-defense, martial arts and boxing with a certified black-belt Gracie instructor in this positive and safe environment. Accept no imitations.

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FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com. Darkroom memberships available.

ONGOING TAI CHI CLASSES: 5:45-7:15 p.m., Mondays and Wednesdays. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl Street, Essex Junction. Info, 288-8160 or www.elementsofhealing.net. Traditional Yang style short form is a gentle, flowing exercise that helps correct posture and creates deep relaxation and overall health.

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THE PILATES DEN: Offering ongoing, small group mat classes ($10/class, first class $5) and Reformer private sessions at a rare, affordable price. The Pilates Den, Williston. Info, 8797302. Join us in our sunny home studio and experience Joseph Pilates’ dynamic body conditioning system. Our mat classes are challenging, fun and enhanced by small apparatus like magic circles, foam rollers, therabands and light weights. Our Reformer private sessions feature resistance training on Joseph Pilates’ spring-based Reformer bed that promises to “re-form” your body.

‘FROG AND HIS FRIENDS’ FAMILY PERFORMANCE WORKSHOP: Ages 5-8. Sunday, December 5, 1-2 p.m. Flynn Center Studios, Burlington. $10 for one child with accompanying parent or caregiver. Info, 652-4548, email registrar@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org. Let your imagination take you into the world of Frog and His Friends and Guess How Much I Love You. Act and move with your child as you both try out the ideas you will see on stage. A backstage tour follows the 3 p.m. performance. Tickets to the 3 p.m. performance sold separately.

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pottery FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS OFFERS AT THE CLAY AND CRAFT STUDIO: Bowls, Large and Small with Kevin Wiberg. Saturday, November 20, noon - 4 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com. Hone both wheel and handbuilding skills through this exciting workshop. Studio time rentals available.

printmaking FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS OFFERS AT THE PRINT STUDIO: Aquatint with Brian Cohen, Saturdays, November 6 - December 18, 9 a.m. - noon. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com. Studio memberships available.

qi gong CLOUD HANDS QI GONG AND EARTH MEDITATION SET: Saturday, November 20 and Sunday, November 21, 10:00 a.m. - 3:00 p.m. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Junction. $75. Info, 288-8160 or visit www.elementsofhealing.net. The Cloud Hands Qi Gong is the beginning set of Nui Gung (internal energy development) in the Tao Ahn Pai Qi Gong System. These traditional Taoist exercises help the body maintain good health and increase vitality.

visual arts FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Open Studio Drop-In, Thursdays, ongoing through December 16, 6:30-9 p.m. and Saturdays, ongoing through December 11. Oil Painting from the Figure with Gail Salzman, November 3 December 15, 1:30-4:30 p.m. Painting Studio: Surface and Structure with Linda Jones, Wednesdays, December 1 - 15, 6:30-9 p.m. Life Drawing, every Monday, 6:30-9 p.m. $5. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.burlingtoncityarts.com.

wood WOOD TURNING: A WEEKEND WORKSHOP WITH RALPH TURSINI: Saturday and Sunday, November 13-14, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne Village. Info, 9853648. There is something deeply satisfying in turning a raw, green chunk of hardwood into a functional wooden bowl. Topics will include operation and chucking techniques, bowl design, bowl gouge handling and sharpening, oil finishing, and drying techniques.

yoga ASTANGA YOGA: Tuesdays, October 5 - November 16, 6:30 p.m. Athletic Club, 62 Pearl St. Members free, nonmembers, $45 for 6 weeks or $10 per class. Info, 288-9612. Instructor trained by David Swenson.

BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying. BURLINGTON YOGA: Jivamukti, Iyengar, Beginner, Kripalu, Flow, Prenatal and Hatha Sound. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info, 658-9642 or info@burlingtonyo ga.com. Burlington Yoga’s mission is to provide a supportive, focused atmosphere accessible to students of all levels to develop and nourish their individual sadhana. COPPER CRANE YOGA: Daily classes in various styles. Private sessions and custom classes. Thai Yoga Bodywork. 229 Main St., Suite 2A, Vergennes, above Main Street Footworks. Info, 877-3663 or info@coppercraneyoga.com. Experience the purification, self-reflection, and non-attachment of Kriya Yoga. Copper Crane Yoga provides compassionate teaching in a safe and supportive environment that fosters growth, nourishes the spirit and unites the body and mind. DAILY ASTANGA CLASSES: Special workshops and classes for kids, intermediate series and meditation. Bristol Yoga, Old High School, Bristol. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. GENTLE TO MODERATE HATHA YOGA: Beginning and ongoing classes. South Burlington Yoga Studio. Info, 658-3766. Our class emphasis is on stretching, strengthening, breathing, relaxation and fun. Nancy Heisman Somers has two Yoga teacher certifications and has been teaching yoga for 23 years. Nancy is a noted and respected teacher and has been featured on radio and television and in newspapers. She is well-known for her motivational, inspiring and entertaining teaching style. THE JOHNSON YOGA STUDIO: Formerly the Open Center, under new management with new teachers and an expanded schedule. Vinyasa, Kripalu, Apres-ski and Advanced yoga classes. 36 School St., Johnson. Info, 635-2733 or visit www.johnsonyoga.com or email charlotte@johnsonyoga.com. The best small-town Vermont has to offer: a warm, friendly studio, experienced teachers and dedicated students. YOGA AT THE REHABGYM: Offering individual and a variety of group classes for adults and children. Maple Tree Place, Williston. Info, 876-6000 or www.rehabgym.com. Levels of instruction range from very gentle to more advanced and the instructors are physical therapists. Yoga offers a mind-body approach to rehabilitation and general wellness. All levels of fitness and ability are welcome! YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, open to all levels. Astanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Anusara, Kripalu, Eclectic Hatha, Tantric Hatha, Prenatal, Postnatal, Kids and Senior classes. Six-week Introduction to Astanga Yoga Session, with Scott York, Wednesdays, October 13 - November 17, 7:30-8:30 p.m. and Mondays, November 1 - December 6, 7:30-8:30 p.m. with Jessica Petraska. Six-week Yoga for Skiers and Riders Session with Kathy McNames, Tuesdays, November 26 - December 16. Chace Mill, Burlington. $12 drop-in or 10 classes $100. Info, 660-9718 or visit www.yogavermont.com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors.

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WANTED, IMPOTENT WIDOWER FARMER w/kids and cows. Me: tired of the purdy redhead label. I’m stoic, frontier stock, cook great. Want to share work, time, fireplace and couch w/warm bodies. If we are interesting and interested together, it could work. 4744 GOT GAME? SIDEBURNS, NO MUSTACHE. this is my 20%. I too want to share life’s beauty/tragedy (and I’ll add music venues) w/someone. If life is croquet, it’s your turn to hit the ball. 4737 PRIESTESS SEEKS MAGICIAN FOR THE occasional quest and quiet time at home. Natural, primal qualities, creative flair and love for 60s/70s psychedelic, progrock and gypsy folk. Do you like to write, read, cook, have tea? Splendid! Majick is afoot! 4735 DO YOU READ THE CARTOONS IN THE paper first? This SF, 38, closet lover of pop-culture, ISO of long-term companionship in central VT w/SM, unafraid of cholesterol, crying and kissing at the movies, among other places. 4724 GROUNDED, NOT PLANTED OR BURIED, DPF seeks company of single, self-knowing, caring, independent M for conversation, sharing and (as appropriate) intimacy. If you’re active, (not necessarily fit), intelligent, verbal and friendly, give a call. 4723 SWEET, KIND, SOFT AND CUDDLY HOPEless romantic ISO gentleman farmer. DPWF, NS, 5’3”, medium build, brown eyes, long hair , very young looking 56. Laugh, smile, enjoy life and horses. 4719 SWIMMING IS OVER BUT I’M READY TO take the plunge into a fun, active relationship. Fit, early 60s, NS lady looking for M counterpart to keep up. I enjoy outdoor activities, cultural events, quiet times in front of the fire and jumping into the hot tub for sore aching muscles. How about you? 4716

VOLUPTUOUS BLONDE, EARTH MOTHER, ultimate party hostess, larger and lovelier, intuitive Capricorn. S mom w/college student, demanding fun-filled job keeps me busy. Always looking to meet fellow travelers. Dinner? 4635 HELLO: I AM A SINGLE MOTHER OF 3 children and seeking a M out there who loves kids. I have long brown hair and hazel eyes. I stand about 5’ 7” and 190 lbs. 4633 QUIET LIBRARIAN TYPE BY DAY, SEXY librarian type by night. I’m a fun, adventurous spirit who’s seeking a spiderkilling, good cook, who will climb a mountain w/me and join me at a swanky bar for cocktails later. 31 YO. Emotional cripples need not apply. 4630 SWF, 38, NS/ND, FIT, ISO COMPANION. I’m a self-employed professional who likes gardening, home renovations, politics, VPR, mystery novels and crosswords. I’m a hobby beekeeper, too. 4546 SCF, 41, IN RUTLAND, LOOKING FOR CM who likes hiking, camping, movies, music, dancing and good conversation. Seeking my life mate. Must like children and animals. NS/ND. I like to stay in or go out. Sense of humor a must. 4541 TALL, WARM AND SWEET DWF, LATE 40S, “muy” attractive. Bright, well-travelled, bit of a sophisticate, playful, emotive, sensual and strong. Admire openness in others coupled with integrity. Enjoy sharing in stimulating conversation, music, arts and family. Gentle in heart, trustworthy and genuine. Looking for a good match. Welcome to my world! 4536 SPIRITUALLY-MINDED DWF, 43, NS/ND, ISO D/SWM, 43-55, for a committed LTR. Must be aspiring to self-awareness, live fearlessly from the core heart and appreciate life as an adventure, not a guided tour. 4487 DANCE LESSON PARTNER WANTED FOR slim, 5’6”, WIF. Prefer tallish, 45-55 YO, w/some sense of rhythm. 4482

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SWF, 30, CRAZY ABOUT ANIMALS! Kinda crunchy, kinda wacky! Enjoys music, horseback riding, hiking, gardening, tattoos, piercings and motorcycle rides. ISO someone to share walks w/the dog, dinner, movies, conversation. Prefer SWM, 28-35, w/sense of humor and inspiration. 4475 LOVELY, BRIGHT, ARTISTIC, NS, WF, 40S w/an eye on the classic and an eye on individuality. Seeks a NS, SWM w/commendable attributes and appeal for a LTR. Inspired by the simple, yet appreciative of the grand. Serious inquiries only, please. 4469 HEY THERE: 34 YO SWF ISO SWM between 26-44, who enjoys children, music, dancing, movies, sincerity and caring. Not into head games, only honesty. 4450

men > women THE LOVE YOU GIVE IS EQUAL TO THE love you get. DWM, 40s, 5’9”, 150 lbs. Appealing, adventurous, gregarious, open-minded, sensitive, fun to be with. Looking for someone to share life with. 4931 SWM, 40, 6’, LOOKING FOR FRIENDSHIP, possible LTR. I don’t have any kids, but would date someone w/kids. I enjoy movies, rides and talking. Give me a chance and call. 4929 28 YO, STRONG HANDS, JAW, IMAGINAtion, outdone only by enthusiasm, ability. Desire F, 40s-50s, sassy, bombastic, hellon-wheels, who speaks her mind, loves her body, longs for a younger lover to turn her inside out; wherever, whenever and however she damn wants. 4925 QUIET BUT ACTIVE, RUGGED GOOD LOOKS, intelligent, compassionate, green-eyed, SWPM, 37. Cozy farmhouse, gardens, central VT. Enjoys inclement weather, Sunday Times, art museums, letters. Seeking convivial, educated, fit, good-humored, SPF unabashed enough to respond. 4902 HANDSOME DWM, 48, 5’8”, 160 LBS., into music, dancing, Lake Champlain, quiet times. ISO S/D F, fit, fun, for friendship. Possible LTR. 4900 I LOVE THE SEASONS OF VERMONT, hardwood crackling in the fire to fly. “I love yous” whispered through passions in the night, the sound of my lady’s heartbeat, a child’s laughter and much more. SWM, 45, 5’10”, 160. ISO LTR. 4894 SEIZE THE SUMMER: SWPM, ACTIVE, FIT, honest, sincere, confident and humorous ISO active SWF, 30-40, to share gourmet cooking, meaningful conversation, golf, hiking, swimming, motorcycling, yoga and dancing. Possible LTR. 4893 TANTRIC CHEF SEEKS MISUNDERSTOOD beauty for walks in the woods, wine tastings and foreign films. You: 23-35, openminded and fun. Me: 29, jazz on records, great apple pies. 4842

MY HEART BEATS FOR YOU! SWM, 52, 5’5”, 150 lbs. Dark hair, blue eyes, quiet, easy-going type. Financially secure. Enjoy music, dancing, camping, cards, pool, NASCAR. ISO SF, 40-55, honest, sincere. For friendship or LTR. 4840 D, 30 YO DAD LOOKING FOR ATTRACTIVE, fit, caring and honest woman for LTR. I am a down-to-earth, family oriented, respectable, all around decent guy. Semisubmissive, BI and sexual all a + but in no way mandatory. No left-wing extremists, please. 4837 TALL, ATHLETIC, SM, NS, 22 YO, ISO attractive easy-going girl. I like to down hill ski and bike, but don’t get me wrong, going out is also cool. Let’s go hit the next hip-hop show in town. 4836 COUNTRY GUY SEEKS COUNTRY GAL: Financially independent, health conscious, enjoy workouts, organic foods, theater, movies, nature, quiet country life, family, music and the finer things. Searching for a younger, health conscious gal who is easy-going, warm, sensual and classy. 30-40ish. 4834 RECENTLY RETIRED DWM, HONEST AND FIT in Plattsburgh area ISO of a lady, 4050ish to share life experiences. Owns home, outdoor person living in the country. Interests include gardening, Harley, cabin in the woods, dancing and living one day at a time. 4828 BETWEEN RELATIONSHIPS? NEED WORshipping? ISO over-sexed, sensual, attractive, NS 30-50 YO who loves high heels, lingerie, toys, exploration, satisfaction! WM, 45 YO, tall, buff, Ken-type, clean, monogamous, imaginative, very erotic, loves pleasing a woman! Out of body experience, LTR possible! 4827 20 YO SM SEEKS 19-22 YO SF FOR FRIENDship and possibly more. Kind, honest and willing to try new things and loves a good times. No license needs a ride, but I’ll pay for gas. 4822 RETIRED GENTLEMAN FROM CENTRAL VT: Seeks adventurous lady to share journey to Albuquerque, New Mexico in a Class A motor coach. Leaving mid-November or sooner. Must be between 40-55 YO, have driver’s license. Willing to teach how to drive. No trip related expenses. Good character refs. Friends first, etc. 4821 OUTDOOR M, SIMPLE AND SWEET. GOOD looking and health conscious seeks same in woman. Looking for friendship first but a mature LTR is welcomed. 35 years young, not an average Joe. H and responsible. 4819 SEEKING REPUBLICAN GIRLFRIEND. DWPM, mid-50s, very healthy, fit, socially sensitive but politically incorrect ISO self-confident, upbeat, conservative girlfriend who, naturally, loves laughter. Be available, be yourself. Friends first, OK? Positive outlook on life is everything. Come on, call! 4808

SWPM, 50, PHYSICALLY FIT, 5’10”, 165lbs. Great cook, likes entertaining, good wine, hiking, skiing, gardening, travel, dinners out. Emotionally/financially secure, seeks SWF. 40-55. for talks, walks, dinner in or out, travel, possibly more. 4804 SEEKING OUTDOOR PARTNER: TALL, healthy, fit 51 YO WPM, hoping to find a fit woman, 40-55, who enjoys the outdoors. I’m an avid canoeist, kayaker, hiker, snowboarder, Nordic skier and biker. Still a hippie at heart, I spend my weekends hiking, bike touring or canoeing. 4749 AUTUMNAL MUMMERINGS FILL THE AIR w/frost and pumpkins for this mid-life gardener/writer/teacher who seeks artistic/spiritual traveler. Are there any of you (mid-40s/early 50s) out there in the cosmos or grounded on earth. Why not? No Bush clones, please. 4748 I’M DEFINITELY IN SHAPE, GOOD-LOOKing, goodhearted. I want an honest, nice looking, goodhearted girl, for a girlfriend now! Great communication, love, hugs, massages, caring and help w/life await you. Call and be happy! 4734 CONTENT IN THE MOUNTAINS: DWM, 53 YO, looking for a good-hearted woman who enjoys the easy, laid-back lifestyle. Also would like the peacefulness of country living. 4733 COME AND GAZE UPON A SHADOW AT your door. Gordon Lightfoot. NS, 5’9”, 160 lb., mid-aged runner, hiker says “set it free, let it happen, like it happened once before.” Seek kind, caring, intelligent, open-minded soul for honesty and trust. 4732 NOBEL PRIZE WINNER, BILLIONAIRE, 42, seeks Rhodes Scholar supermodel for conjugal visits to discuss subatomic theory, uhh, seriously, if you’re smart, creative, funny, kind, professional and a bit quirky, we could fall in love, have babies, grow old together and die happy. 4729 LET’S GO SNOWBOARDING. SM, MUSICIAN, artist, animal lover seeks winter riding partner. Bike, scuba, rock climbing a +. 4717 HI, I AM A COOL GUY LOOKING FOR A woman in her 50s or 60s. Like to start friendship than maybe long time relationship. I am 56, looking for someone who likes outdoor things. 4715 HANDSOME DWPM, 43 YO, MONOGAMOUS. Not into singles scene. Into kayaking, fishing, cooking and your interests. ISO LTR w/active, outdoorsy F for sharing/caring, wining/dining and mutual life enhancements. Time flies, let’s fly tandem. 4713 SWM, 56, 5’9”, 155 LBS. OWN HOME, Rutland, physically attractive, simple Christian lifestyle. Day-trips, Greyhound travel, snack bars, local events, concerts, plays, movies, rock, blues, country music, dancing, biking, hiking, gentle walks, other physical activity. ISO SWF, 43-58, romantic relationship, dating or possible LTR, cuddling, affection, similar interests. 4659

ATHLETIC SWM, 5’8”, MID-TO-LATE 20’S. ISO that tingle. Autonomous, cunning, unique and likes running. If you’re all these but mine, then let’s mingle. 4650 ARE YOU AFRAID OF A QUIET, SENSITIVE, caring, fun-loving outdoors nut? If yes, then go to the next ad. If not, I’m a PSM, 31 YO, looking for a F, twenty something - thirty something. Friends first, then who knows! 4644 28 YO SWM ISO F’S 40+. I AM FIT, EDUcated, attractive and creative. I love the company of older women and would love to meet you! 4642 I WILL WRITE A SONG FOR YOU. I WILL write a song about you. I will sing your song to you in the middle of December in the middle of the Caribbean. We’ll begin with a sail to whatever islands the warm winds take us to. Then, we’ll make our way to a villa where friends celebrate a momentous mid-life birthday on St. John in the Virgin Islands, although you need not be a virgin to apply. It would help if you were adventurous, craved the warmth of the sun and felt at home in your skin. What a lovely way to begin your winter holiday season: tanned, pampered and content. 4639 WM, 45, ISO PLAYMATE. WOULD LIKE TO meet a couple of times a month. Nothing but pure pleasure for both of us. Must be clean and NS, like myself. 4626 SJM, 5’2”, 135 LBS., ORDINARY “JOE” who loves movies and the arts. Skis, snowshoes and runs too much. I like making out and slow dancing ‘till breakfast. ISO an athletic, 25-35 YO F to share the adventure of a positive relationship. 4625 SWM, THE FULL MOON ALWAYS MAKES me howl. Got your attention? Looking for a girl who likes long rides in the moonlight. Only requirement is to like to have fun and be between 21-50. Not looking for Barbie. 4624 30 YO, SWM, 5’9”, 150 LBS. BROWN eyes/hair, seeking F who likes to pamper and spoil her lover-boy. Me: willing to fulfill and satisfy your sexual desires and more. Friendship a +. 4621 40 YO SWPM, FINANCIALLY SECURE, down-to-earth, sarcastic humor, enjoys the outdoors, dining, cultural events, watching the grass grow. Looking for SWF, 28-42, small to average build to cuddle w/in the snowy months. Don’t be caught in a storm without your huggy bear. 4569 A MATURE WOMAN W/CLASS IS SOUGHT by this youthful 39 YO PM. You are between 40-59, sexy, adventurous, fit, and possibly discreet. I am attractive, athletic, blonde/blue. In Rutland area but will travel to meet an intriguing lady. 4566 SUPERMAN ON THE INSIDE, LEX LUTHOR on the outside. SWPM, 28, leans right but enjoys company of either stripe. ISO 25-29, active, adventurous woman for autumn fun, possibly LTR. Good Halloween costume ideas a +. 4564

And the plot thickens. Hey, I'm Jeb. I'm a handsome, 3-year-old Plott Hound mix. I happen to be the best-looking hound in town, and I'm looking to sniff out the particulars of a new family to call my own. I have lived with cats, and have fallen in love with a cute little canine named Leah here at HSCC, so I could probably live with other dogs, too. I need people who are willing to regularly take me exploring in the woods and let me snuggle up on the couch with them. I'm kind of a big guy, so a bigger couch would be good... or you could sit on the floor, and leave me the couch. For more details, visit me at HSCC Tues through Fri from 1 - 6 pm or Saturday from 10 am - 4 pm. 862-0135.

SINGLE, HANDSOME M, 26, SEEKING TEMporary marriage w/SF for business purpose. Housing and compensation will be discussed. Serious respondents, please. 4560 SWM, MIDDLE-AGED, D/D FREE, ND. Looking for F, 30-65, clean and safe a must for LTR. Not into sports or bar scene. Unhappy w/your current relationship or want something new, then let’s talk. We can be discreet or out. 4559 CAN YOU BE MY FANTASY? SHOW ME what it’s all about! First F interracial experience. WM 23, good looking, seeking ebony beauty! Just for fun, discretion a must 4558 TIRED OF SPENDING TIME HOME ALONE? Me too. Average SWM, 32, into yoga, reading, movies, theater and more. NS, D/D free, seeks companionship w/average SF, 20-36, race not important, having an open mind is. Let’s talk over coffee. 4555 ROMANTIC HEART SEEKS LTR FOR LOVE and romance. I will be your knight in shining armor and gently caress your loving face. I want to take you on a Caribbean cruise this February and explore our love for each other, deeply. 4554 WOULD LIKE TO MEET SOMEONE WHO would not mind exploring this life together. Honest, open, caring, lot of TLC to give. Seeks SF, 25-50, who loves to be pampered and treated like a queen. 4542 HIP-HOP GUY, INTELLIGENT BUT CARLESS, has 2 tickets to KRS-One at Nectar’s, 10/10. Searching for hip-hop gal that wants to go, no strings/expectations. Meet me in Montpelier area. I’ll treat to dinner/show, you treat to ride/gas, we’ll call it even. 4486 TALL AND VERY FIT, LIKE CULTURAL stuff, more Higher Ground and FlynnSpace than Flynn, more black-and-white than color, literate, youthfully middle-aged, left-leaning moderate, good cook; OKlooking, nonsexist who likes smart, strong women. 4481 22 YO, SWCM, SAMURAI, ATHLETIC, helpless romantic, honest, family-friendly, outdoorsy. ISO SF/CU, 20-50. Considerate, passionate, sensual, knowledgeable and focused. LTR or friendships, ND. BarreMontpelier area, unless you can travel. Race and looks do not matter. 4466 WHERE AM I GOING AND WHO’S GOING with me? 62 years young, SWM, very fit, 6’, 195 lbs. I practice yoga and am a newly certified yoga instructor. I hike, bike, kayak, camp and lift weights. 4464 SWM, 40S, HANDSOME, TALL, ROMANTIC and well-hung, seeks a thin or mediumbuild F w/a big fat bottom. Age unimportant. Prefer older, but younger would be nice, too. Live out your fantasy. Discretion assured, if needed. 4459

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women > women GPF, LATE 20S, TALL, FIT. MY DREAM GIRL rides a Harley. I love sex but am tired of doing it by myself. Love to laugh. ISO GF, mature, prof., 26-38ish, fun, health-oriented, playmate, possibly more. 4932 GF ISO GF, 30-40ISH, MUST BE FIT AND passionate w/a healthy body, mind and spirit. Work hard, then play hard, life’s short, let’s do it together. 4907 THREE FUN-LOVING, INSPIRED, QUICKwitted and maybe a little unstable over thinkers who just want to be noticed. Seeking anyone who is not dumb, antiBush, dope smokers who aren’t afraid to play a fool or get arrested. 4838 MAPF, 30-SOMETHING ISO FUN PLAYmate to secretly supplement a happy marriage. I’m short, round in the right places, fit, attractive and the least likely person I know to run an ad like this. 4655 FUN, ENERGETIC AND OUTGOING W/ great personality and sense of humor. ISO F, 25-40, who is honest and trustworthy. One who enjoys movies, dinner and dancing. Family and friend oriented. Friendship first and possibly more, no head games. 4653 GWF ISO FUN, EASY-GOING GF, 20-35, for friendship or more. Me: Pisces, spiritual, animal lover, cuddler and much more. Nice eyes, pretty smile, a little extra padding but attractive and well groomed. Femme/soft butch, looking for same. 4637 WF, 28, EXPERIENCED, INTELLIGENT, educated, ISO similar. Me: dreads, piercing, tattoos, shaved, tan, clean, thick but hella-sexy and very well kept. You: clean, not shy, soft butch/femme, decent teeth. Let’s drink or 420 and laugh! No men. 4552 45 YO GWF, WRITER, MUSICIAN, GENTLE, sensitive, good sense of humor. Loves nature, slow dancing, cuddling. ISO someone w/similar interests. 4540 38 YO SWF ISO SWF DOG LOVER TO PLAY with, slowly at first. Butch, femme, whatever, just a good egg! Likes: needlepoint, vacuuming, grating cheese, lying about likes. Dislikes: crappy or nonexistent sense of humor, bad breath. 4490 MABIF, 36 YO, BLONDE, GREEN EYES, A little extra padding, but very sexy. Looking for BIF for discreet relationship, preferably someone who can teach me how. Must be clean and D/D free. 4477

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JUST A FREAK LOOKING FOR FRIENDS who like to dance, art stuff. I’m 35, 6’, dark hair, light eyes. Looking for blonde/blue multiracial. Just be real, not looking for long-term. Must have lots of energy to keep up w/this fireball w/a decent heart. 4916

BIWM, 34, 5’10”, 170, BLONDE/BLUE, searching for a clean shaven, hot, young guy, 20-34, in-shape for hot discreet encounters. I love to suck, maybe swallow, rim, bottom. Would even consider a threesome. 4844 GWM, 5’7”, 165 LBS., SEEKS ATTRACTIVE, masculine guys needing hot, oral service. S, BI, curious and MA guys are a big +. Love college guys and men in uniform. Absolute discretion is assured. 4747 43 YO SBIM, 5’10”, 175 LBS. DISCREET, handsome, easy-going prof. in good shape looking for similar. Regular, masculine guy -next-door type. Healthy, sane, NS. Varied interests. Not out or into gay scene. Live and work in Burlington-area. 4726 GWM, 53, 5’5”, DISABLED, TOP ONLY. ISO sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll, LTR, poetry in life, fantasy in bed, sci-fi in dreams. No games, just reality here in P’burgh, NY. What have you got to lose? 4721 GM 36 YO ATTRACTIVE, FIT, BURLINGTONarea. Looking for 25-45 YO guys who get into safe fun. Must be masculine, fit and sane. No strings, discretion assured. 4646 HIGHLY EXPERIENCED, HUNG AND VERSAtile SM, over 60, in shape, incredibly horny. Looking for hot male sex in Burlington/surrounding area. Let me find what gets you off. You have own transportation and are hung, D/D free and don’t play dumb games. 4628 POOL COWBOY, 32 YO, 5’9”, 130 LBS. Interests include skiing, billiards, NASCAR and country music. ISO GWM w/some similar interests. 4551 ATTRACTIVE 42 YO SGWM, 5’9”, SLIM. ISO guys, any race, D/D free, discreet, who like a hot time. Black guys, 18-50, any size, a +. 4539 ARE THERE REALLY A LOT OF FISH IN THE sea? Is there also somebody special out there for me, too? 45 YO, healthy PM seeks casual good times w/a fantastic guy from that big school of fish called life and among the living as is. Interests: swimming, movies, just about any old catch food wise, love to dine, etc., so forth and so on. Come on there Tuna (boys) ride me a wave of fun times and good company to see “this catch through”! 4492 ARE YOU FEELING LONELY, MISUNDERstood, like no one cares, no one to depend on? This 51 YO GWM would love to be the best friend you never had. Sex is optional, but avail. Please be honest and 18-40 YO. 4447

18 YO F, CLEAN AND PRETTY ISO 18-22 YO F, experienced and looking for a good time for first timer! I’m pretty, 5’10”, 135. You: clean, fit and attractive. Must have chemistry! 4826 HEY GUYS, HUNTING SEASON IS HERE! Looking for a rugged buddy. I’m 5’9”, 175 lbs., BI, MA, in a rut. Don’t let this buck get away. Show me how you shoot yours and I’ll show you how to shoot mine. 4806 VERY HOT-LOOKING, (SO I’VE BEEN TOLD), SWM, 5’7”, 145, muscular, hazel eyes, long, dirty-blonde hair. D/D free w/papers to verify. I’m seeking fulfillment of a life long fantasy w/a clean, friendly, BI CU. Let’s meet, you won’t be disappointed. 4753 BIM, DISCREET, ISO M, 40 YO OR UNDER, not overweight. I’m 135 lbs. Will service you orally and swallow. Well-hung a +. Will do it on my knees naked, anywhere you want. Humiliation is OK. 4751 BIM, 35 YO, 175 LBS., ISO TALL, AGGRESsive M, 25-45, who knows how to treat a special “girl”. Honesty, discretion, cleanliness, transportation and D/D free will be rewarded. No strings, but maybe more w/time. 4538 BIWM, BOTTOM, BUSY BURLINGTON professional, seeks top for regular, discreet, safe sex at your place. Me: 43, inshape, clean-cut, tight/cute butt. You: 25-45, in-shape, clean, healthy, diseasefree, no gut, hung and like to bury and pump it. 4467

just friends WE’RE LOOKING TO ADD PEOPLE TO A group of women and men who try to meet weekly in Burlington/Montpelier for movies, dinner, events, laughs. Give a call if you’d like to know more. 4934 QUEEN-SIZE LADY IN PUBLIC SEEKS M 60+ for fun. If that’s you, let’s get together. 4752 NEED NO REPLY, JUST STOP BY WHERE the S. Burlington mall buildings are blue. I will meet you. Think music store. M, 60, ISO SF NS for friendship. Let’s visit. 4658 SWPF, 30, ISO FRIENDS. NEW TO THE area, looking to meet some girls to become close friends with. I enjoy shopping, movies, hanging out, sports, mountain biking, yoga, running. 4568

LOOKING FOR A FRIEND W/A CAR FOR occasional jaunts to Planet Rock from Burlington, especially this October 7. 4550 LONELY F PAGAN SEEKING FRIENDSHIPS w/occult-minded individuals. People to share, grow and learn with. BarreMontpelier area. 4529 WMAM ISO REPUBLICANS UNHAPPY AT prospect of continuing massive budget deficits, a single Supreme Court appointment resulting in overturn of Roe v. Wade, an approach towards Iran and North Korea similar to our approach towards Iraq. Options are available. 4461

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IT’S STARTING TO GET COLD, LOOKING FOR a LTR w/a sexy, in-shape F. Love brunettes and redheads. 42 YO, have own house, good job. Kids OK. Old movies, cooking, cuddling. Life is short. 4445

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i spy TO MY HELLO KITTY. FAVORITE DRINK: slinger. mouse obsessed, tattooed pumpkin butt. You make my days happy and I love having you around. 4933 YOU HAD A SONG PLAYED FOR ME ON 10/15 by Bryan Adams, Lonely is the Night, on WIZN for Mike C from GMP. I was on vacation but someone heard it. I would like to thank you. Who are you? 4928 HUCKLEBERRY JUNCTION CAFE: THE SEXY redhead w/the best smile, I want you all for myself. Let me whisk you away w/my charm and money. You will never have to worry again, marry me! 4927 OH MY GOD, MJ! HONEY BEAR, LATIN momma. You are the brightest shiner in our galaxy. Don’t ever stop. 4926 MIDDLEBURY BOY: I TOLD YOU THAT YOU looked like Ford Prefect from “Hitchikers”, you told me I was hot. Really enjoyed our slumber party, even if you snore. Still-living at home girl. 4924 10/23, VPR PLEDGE DRIVE. YOU: SHORT dark hair, VPR employee, so cool. Me: Volunteering. We collided in the pledgeroom doorway. It was a brief moment yet the highlight of the day. Let’s see what possibilities lay beyond a moment. Call! 4923

I SPY A BARRE BOSOX FAN WATCHING the games on his futon. Scruffy chin hair, Boston hat, patched arm, green spider ashtray nearby. The season seemed too short. Might I catch a nibble in front of another sport sometime? 4922 TO THE SEXY MINNESOTA TWINS FAN watching the Red Sox/Yankees game Tuesday night in Winooski. You left before we could get your name. Come and watch the World Series with us. Chicago Cubs fan and friend. 4918 YOU: TREVOR FROM MILTON. MET YOU at Millennium. You were there w/a few friends. Figured you wouldn’t be going back there. Me: blond, wore jeans, tan shirt, Yankee fan. We danced for a while, had a great short conversation. 4915 10/23 RIRA’S: YOU CUTE BLONDE W/ECCO bag, w/family. Me: tan shirt, brown hair, sitting with some friends where the band plays. We smiled a few times. I came over to talk to you and you were gone. 4914 PAPA BAER: BEEN MISSING THAT LOVIN’ from my baby’s eyes. Cabin sounds perfect, Fiona and the boys are waiting. Let’s go home! I love you to no end. You are my everything. All my heart, forever and always. Baby Baer. 4913 I SPY SOMEONE TRYING TO SAMPLE MY Hot Vermonter. Sorry, Miss. Mayo, that’s my sandwich! 4912 10/18: ALCS GAME FIVE, HALVORSONS. You: Sox fan who stopped in for quick beer and to check the score and stayed for rest of game. Me: Sox fan you gave your seat to. How about them Fox announcers? 4911 I SPY A LOVE I LEFT BEHIND: THE MOST amazing eyes I have ever seen. We were introduced about four months ago and fell in love. I left Burlington about three days ago, but you will remain in my heart. 4910 WOOLEN MILLS APTS: CUTE REDHEAD TAKing the elevator w/me to do laundry. I was too shy to speak. Like to get the chance to say “hi” again. 4909 I SPY MADDIE AND HER OWNER GREG at Metropolitan Hair, 10/8. Walter mentioned that you were moving back. My dog and I would like to meet you. Drinks for the humans and bones for the dogs? 4906 YOU: THE UPS STORE’S ANSWER TO MR. Clean, but much more sarcastic. Thinking of going hunting this Xmas, are you up for it? 4903 NICK: REMEMBER ME, MARK? WE MET through Seven Days. You live in Westford. I want to talk to you again and meet this time. Contact me, please. I think we would be a good thing. 4901

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10/18 AT THE CLOTHING STORE ON Langdon St. You seemed very nice. I liked your boots. Was too shy to talk. I was looking for a baseball hat. I bet you like Jazz records. Coffee sometime? 4843

SETH FROM THE OC: My loins haven’t stopped quaking from our night in the pyramids at Pizza Putt. How about a tasty dinner of minute-steaks? Don’t be ashamed of your Plymouth Acclaim, I heard you are well worth a ride. 4801

TO LEIGH, PERSON WHO LEFT A “NO More Bush” sticker on my car to replace my faded homemade one. Thank you! Do you carry those around in your pocket? 4839 PAUL: CAN YOU MEET MY NEEDS? LET’S consult the magic eight-ball. Wanna let our moon children hang at a more sober moment? We’ll just have to see if our claws find something to clasp on to. 4833 I SPY STETHOSCOPE BEAUTY W/AQUATIC buttocks. My jaw dropped and I can’t find it on the floor. I’ll bite your clavicle if you bite mine. 4832 NOURISH ME, FEED ME, FOR HUNGER I need thee. Incarcerated you await, to satisfaction create. I crave your attention. To create my distention, feeding my soul through a bottomless hole. Some-times you glance, I question your pants. 4829 YOUR NAME TAG SAID “BRIAN”: YOU work behind the bar at the Flatbread joint. Saw you twice in one-week and I think you are kind of cute. I was the blonde you served wine to. Want to meet sometime? 4825 I SPY AN ARAGORN LOOK-ALIKE every chance I get. Why did you stop commenting on my hair? Your fake interest in every individual’s life isn’t fooling me, it’s breaking my heart. Or is it those icy blue eyes of yours? 4824 TOBY FROM NORTHEAST KINGDOM, graduate of North Country Union, spied you on the Independence Air flight from DC to Burlington. You offered to teach me how to snowboard at Jay Peak, but we didn’t exchange numbers. 4820 TO THE SENSUAL REDHEAD running on the bike path last week. We smiled at each other and we both turned to look back. I ran back, five minutes later and you were gone. Dinner? 4818 HOTTIE COMPUTER GEEK at FannyMilitary, witty. How big is your hard drive? Let’s network, you be master, I’ll be slave. Let’s meet and ‘Plan Our Escape’. Who says drinking isn’t sexy? 4817 LOWER NORTH ST., 10/16. We passed one another in our aged Saabs and exchanged gestures representing our similarity. Do we have more in common than a soft spot for Saabs? Any interest in finding out over hot cocoa? 4813 PO: After 5 years we’ve parted ways. Anger should never be the way to say good-bye. How ‘bout Fairbanks 101 for a more positive ending? Mo. 4812 PRICE CHOPPER, 10/17. You: black Honda, blonde-haired boy, shy smile, blue pullover. Me: Volkswagen, brunette girl w/off-white baseball cap and ponytail. I should have said “hi” but blew it. Do you shop every Sunday? 4811 POTENTIAL CU WORKING AT KEN’S. M: tall, dark hair, beard, makes salads. F: tall, brown hair, big gold earrings. Seen you tentatively flirting on numerous occasions. Get over it and date so I don’t have to watch this coy game. 4810 10/17, INTERVALE: You were running w/your svelte Mastiff. We were walking my golden mutt. I liked your elocution. You had Minnesota plates, so I’m hoping you weren’t just passing through. Want to take the dogs for a run? 4809 I SPY A CUTE BURTON BOY who sees the world through squinty eyes, behind thick framed glasses, riding the most rad orange bike I’ve ever seen. Live life for now. Let’s hang out again. Guess who? 4807 I SPY THE PEAS TO MY CARROTS. The director to my director. I hear the bestest little buddy is turning a quarter! Happiest of Birthday wishes on your big all saints day. 4803

LIBRA PARTY, 10/23: Your luring eyes finding mine. Your embracing grasp holding my curious, yet vulnerable body. Salsa Wednesday? 4754 EUCALYPTUS MASSAGER AND EXCELLENT listener: I apologize. I was confused. I hope are well. You are hard to get over, but it doesn’t have to be. 4750 A HANDSOME OGRE: So happy our paths crossed. The mountain, sunflowers, Buddha’s under the pillow. Loving you tenderly. 4743 10/8, I SPY A THOUGHTFUL FRIEND. Sometimes I try to read your mind but it’s kind of dark in there. Let me light a match. I’ll spell my name for you and tell you what it really means. 4741 DANVTUSA FROM MONTPELIER: You play for Icestorm. I’m looking for you. I see you get a kick from the Seven Days personals. You sound like my perfect match in every way. I’d love to meet up with you. 4740 POISON IVY GIRL: You’re still under my skin. This boy w/beautiful shoulders would be thankful to see you before Thanksgiving. I miss you, already. MD is colder now, but I think it’s because you’re gone. 4738 10/13, FAHC/ASC: Beauty who drew two vials of my blood and stole my heart. You talked of Orion, I had stars in my eyes and was a bit tongue-tied. Would you give me another chance? 4736 I SPY A GIFTED WOMAN who can touch her neck w/her own tongue! She carefully consumes her cake, layer by layer, by the shade of a lovely banana tree! I hunger for another sugar-coated visit! 4731 I MET AN INTRIGUING WOMAN at Rivendale books in Montpelier on a Sunday . We were discussing ethnic meals. Any chance we could further that conversation? Wish I would’ve asked you out then. 4730 WERE YOU AT PEARL’S, 10/9? Me: skinny, beard, Dickies jacket, large ear rings. You: tall, stocky, clean-shaven, brown/blond hair, nice blue jacket. We made eye contact in the back bar. Anything? 4727 10/11, YOU: BLONDE CURLY HAIR, sequined shirt, tight jeans, checking out the dirty chips at Four Corners. Me: handsome guy in a green Nike hoodie, suggested the Jalapeno Heat! I’ve seen you at Four Corners before w/other Burtonites. 4720

FALL ‘03, YOGA VERMONT: You touched my hand, I touched you where? You are the greatest thing to ever happen in my life. 4656

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FINALLY, YOU ARE SINGLE! Now if I can get you to just go out w/me. I have been wanting you for years, just wishing you were happy w/him, knowing he is scum. I came to your bar every Tuesday. 4802

I SPY AN ADVENTUROUS BURLINGTON AREA BEAUTY w/a petite waist and a round booty. If this kinda sounds like you, then your mid-20’s, stylish, educated, tall, dark, and handsome M awaits your brave call. For possible friendship, laughs and coffee. 4654 YOU WERE IN THE RED LAND ROVER and I was in the black Volvo SUV heading South on Shelburne Ave., near Price Chopper. We kept stopping at the same light/point and at least one time you looked over and smiled. 4652 GUY IN FL SPIES CUTE TEACHER FROM afar. Hope to hear from you soon. 4649 DANIELLE, WORKING AT BED, BATH AND beyond, 10/2: I came in to buy bedding and had to come back again for a different size. You gave me a look to say you thought I might be back. Dinner? 4648

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SHE IS 50S, SEXY, ADVENTUROUS. HE IS late 30s, attractive, athletic and adores mature women. We are looking to meet mature CU’s or F’s for discreet adult fun. Very excited! 4739 WANTED: LADIES, WOMEN AND COLLEGE girls ISO complete satisfaction. Picture this; hotel suite w/hot tub, prof., erotic massage, wine, 420 OK. Come spend a few hours in total relaxation, pleasure, contentment and satisfaction w/orally gifted WM. No strings. 4640 HOT, ATTRACTIVE, ATHLETICALLY BUILT, MAWCU, 30’s. Her: 5’3”, 115 lbs., beautiful, petite. Him: 6’1”, 190 lbs., muscular, masculine. ISO well-hung Ms, 8” or more, for discreet, erotic encounters. 4534 HAPPILY MACU, 50’S, ND/NS, ISO CU in reasonably good shape to share erotic time together. Watch, be watched, foreplay, maybe more. She likes kindness, non-macho. He likes femininity, attractive, medium-large breasts. Cleanliness/discretion a must. 4533 WANT TO EXPAND OUR HORIZONS! VERY attractive MAWCU looking for a NS SM or CU for our first three-way experience. 4495 SM 28, BIF 22, LOOKING FOR BIF TO join us. Can be just girl on girl w/guy watching or more. We are new to this, so don’t be shy, give us a try. Plattsburgh. 4476 CU SEEKING OTHER CU FOR FRIENDSHIP and possibly more. 4446

women seeking... THIS WHITE GIRL NEEDS A FINE BM TO give lots of good loving. If you’re 40-52 and would like someone to keep you warm for the long cold winter, call me. 4905 MABIF, 37 YO, CLEAN AND SEXY- LOOKING for fun-loving BIF to have a fun relationship and explore new, exciting experiences. 4455

men seeking... couples seeking... PARTNERED BIM AND BIF SEEKING BI CU’s or individuals for friendship and possibly frolicking. We are artistic, intense, avid readers, give great massages, magical, versatile, wicked sense of humor. You be D/D free, 420 OK, enjoy laughing, capable of clarity. 4917 M, 29 YO, 6’, 195 LBS., MEDIUM BUILD. F, 22 YO, 5’ 3”, FF. Seeking BIF, CU’s and select BI or SM for discrete adult fun in Burlington area. Very open-minded and willing to experiment. 4904 HAPPY, OPEN-MINDED ATTRACTIVE CU. Him: 6’2, 40ish and well-endowed. Her: 5’2, 30ish and petite. ISO friendly, attractive, 25-45 YO F for discreet adventures. Need some excitement in life, but still want to be safe? Give us a call! 4815

39 YO COUNTRY BOY, ATTRACTIVE, FIT, well-endowed ISO open-minded F seeking to receive great oral. I’am, willing to just give. Trimmed or shaven a +. Safe, clean, discreet, no strings. Light drink, smoke OK. Montpelier-area. 4897 HANDSOME BURLINGTON PWM ISO BORED housewife or PF looking for some private spice on the side. Not getting what you need at home? Between boyfriends? Let me help. No strings, but I promise you’ll be satisfied. Just between us. 4816 SEXUAL FANTASIES! HAVE A SEXUAL FANtasy that you need someone to help you make come true? Call me! M/F OK. 4745 SWM, 18 YO, CUTE FACE, NICE BODY. ISO 30-40 YO women for sexual guidance. I’ll be your boy toy, all I want is an experienced partner. Must be fit, smoking is not a problem. 4728

CUTE SWM, 34, SEEKING FANTASY PLAYtime w/attractive, mature woman. Not seeking LTR, just shenanigans. A and B especially encouraged! 4725 50 YO, 5’ 8”, SLENDER COWBOY ISO pretty, dark-haired dance partner, movie going, pool shooting, card playing lady over 35 who needs some discipline from time to time. 4718 LADIES, I WANT TO BE YOUR TOY, TO BE used to accommodate your sexual needs, what ever they are. I am 50 YO, 6’ and 175 lbs. and I am D/D free. I live in Milton. 4651 WPM, ARTIST, ISO INTERESTING WOMEN to meet through my artistic ability. Pose for a drawing while we talk and get acquainted. NS/ND. Friendly, clean, professional. 4618 SWM, 20 YO, STUDENT, 200 LBS., 5’11”. Investigating the BI scene. Looking for a very discreet slave for nighttime gettogethers. Must be open-minded to brave new things. Prefer 20-30 YO’s in Burlington area. D/D free only! 4572 ATTRACTIVE, HARD-BODIED, SEXY, DWM seeking similar, adventurous, sexy F for short or long-term sexual encounters. I am clean, fun and adventurous. 4537 GWM, 45, LOOKING FOR BOYS, 20-45, for friendship and more. Possibly LTR. Love to suck, rim and swallow. All calls are answered. 4535 GWM, 39, BURLINGTON AREA, 6’, Blonde/hazel, attractive, straight-acting, not into bar scene. Enjoys writing, performing, the outdoors, working on cars and laughter. Seeks like-minded guys, 2045, for possibilities. 4532 33 YO SUGAR DADDY ISO NEEDY, THIN, PRETTY SF, less than 30 YO. Asian a +, but not required. Be looking for fun times w/a thickly hung SWPM. 4494 30 YO, 6’2”, 200 LBS., SWM SEEKING Fs, 20-40, for sexual encounters. You: Sexy, petite, clean. Me: 420-friendly, no strings attached, hazel eyes, good build and willing to travel. 4493 HOME ALONE? SO AM I AND IT CAN GET very lonely at times. Looking for slim gal in her 40’s w/the same problem. We can help each other mentally, physically and just plain companionship. No real commitments are necessary. 4485 GETTING NAKED! LIKE TO HANG OUT naked? Into voyeurism and exhibitionism? Call me, in Burlington! College guys especially welcome! 4472 20 YO AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER LOOKING for 18-25 YO F to model. Will be compensated. 4465 SHARE YOUR FANTASIES AND I’LL SHARE mine. This is about mutual pleasure, fun and excitement. No games and so nice. Discretion a must. Me: MA, clean, good looking, athletic, respectful, 45. You: tell me what turns you on. 4460

NANETTE, I’M THE PEANUT you turn to sweet upper-lip butter. I promise you Puffins and rotten biscuit trails forever. This angel of death crowns you king and when the rainbow arches, hello gentle tongue beast! 4714 10/3: TO THE UBER-ARSE(S) who stole my Peter Clavelle sign. Sorry if “there goes the neighborhood”, but I was born here. too. Don’t make me bust out my prayer flags. 4712 HANNAFORD, ST. ALBANS, 10/8: Driving a black Jeep. Met you in the store, followed you out to the parking lot and lost my courage, wanted to give you my number. Sorry I let you get away! 4711 KATE: MET YOU AT HALVORSON’S, 9/11. You moved from Boston and work w/aggressive dogs. I think you are quite nice. Let’s meet for ice cream before it gets too cold. 4660 SWEET, HANDSOME M on Kingsland Terrace who tried to help me find a parking space, 10/5. You were walking your black dog. I was driving Outback and late for yoga. Did I dream you? May I use your driveway next time? 4657

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4 space wanted SPECIALTY MASONRY/metal company seeks shop space in Burlington area. Looking for 600 -1000 sq. ft. 220V power and running water a must, truck access also very important. Please call William, 802-7939910.

4 housing for rent BOLTON VALLEY: Play and live in the Green Mountains. 2 condos avail. #1: Furnished 2-bedroom/bath condo. Nicely renovated w/awesome views, parking, fireplace, gas heat. $1000/mo. + utils. #2: Unfurnished 1-bedroom/bath condo, end unit, deck, parking, fireplace, gas heat. $850/mo. + utils. Laundry, sports club, pool, disc golf, pub, restaurant in resort. Skiing at the front door. NS/no pets. www.gfpvt.com or call 434-6074. BRISTOL: New efficiency, 25 mins. to South Burlington. $500/mo., incl. cable/heat/elec. Call 453-5954. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom. $695/mo. Heat/hot water incl. Off-street parking. Central downtown, close to Church St. NS/no pets. Avail. 12/1. 203-457-0028. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apt, Old North End, 2nd-floor, gas heat/hot water, parking, yard. No dogs. $650/mo. + dep. + utils. Call 862-8086. Avail. November/December. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom on St. Paul St. Walking distance to downtown. Hdwd, newly painted, gas heat. $725/mo. + utils. 5788525 or celticprop@aol.com. BURLINGTON: 2-room efficiency apt. Off-street parking. Short walk to downtown/Battery Park. First-floor. $525/mo. 862-3496.

BURLINGTON: 28 Bradley St. Beautiful, 1 master bedroom, kitchen, full bath, dining room, living room. Heat/hot water/elec. incl. Off-street parking avail. $835/mo. Avail. 12/1. Call w/refs for an appointment. 658-0820, ext. 18. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 2bath. Porch, short walk to downtown/Battery Park. Off-street parking. Section 8 approved. $1000/mo. + utils. 862-3496. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom apt. 5 min. walk to Church St. Newly renovated w/high ceilings. $1100/mo. + utils. 598-1943 or 658-8844. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, fully renovated w/new appliances, ample off-street parking. 103 north Ave. 2-large porches. $1100/mo. + utils. + dep. + lease. 425-2157. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom lakeside duplex, 1 parking space, well insulated, new windows, lake access, bike path, park, Champlain School, Section 8 OK. Avail. 12/1. 860-7489. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom on North Willard St. Beautifully renovated, hdwd, parking, W/D, basement, back yard, screened-in porch. Avail immediately. $1100/mo. 862-4817. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom on S. Willard St. Beautiful restoration w/wood floors, D/W, W/D, huge living room, 1.5-bath, parking, yard, 2-levels. Heat incl. $1600/mo. 12/1 or earlier. 8623737 or 865-6056. BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom, 2.5bath house. Fireplace, 2 car garage, deck, quiet neighborhood. $1600/mo. + utils + dep. NS, pets neg. Call Sundance Property Services, 893-2348. BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom apt. on Pearl St. Avail. 1/1. 1.5-bath, kitchen, wrap-around porch, hot water incl. Call Caroline, 508981-5918. BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom in quiet South End neighborhood. Nice yard, gas heat/hot water, near park/bike path. Parking. $1500/mo. trash/water incl. Avail. 12/1. Dep. + refs. Please call 863-6651. BURLINGTON: 91 North Winooski Ave. Two 1-bedroom apts. Great location, excellent condition, parking. Avail. 12/04. Clean, bright. $725/mo. + $800/mo. + utils. 233-0917. BURLINGTON: 93 Walnut St. Like new, 2-bedroom townhouse. W/D hook ups, off-street parking. Close to downtown. $975/mo. Call Tim, 318-8271. BURLINGTON: Avail. 11/1. 2bedroom, 1.5-bath townhouse. $875/mo. +. Downtown, 2-bed-

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room, heated. $925/mo. Walk to town. 2-bedroom + laundry room incl. W/D. 2-porches, garage, $1025/mo. +. Country Cabin w/plowed driveway. $825/mo. +. Red E Rental, 860-4641. BURLINGTON: Avail. 12/1. 3bedroom townhouse, 1.5-bath, full, finished basement with W/D hook-ups, garage, gas heat, pets OK upon approval. $1120/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. BURLINGTON: Avail. now. Renovated, medium-sized 3-bedroom house. Hook-ups, enclosed porch and deck. Basement. 862-7467. BURLINGTON: Downtown lake/park views. Unique 2-bedroom, living room, dining room, office, new hdwd. Parking, storage, NS. $1195/mo. 476-4071. BURLINGTON: Elmwood Ave. apt. Avail. 12./1. 1-bedroom, 1bath, winter parking, gas heat. $575/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley. 864-5200, ext. 229. BURLINGTON: Enormous, sunny, 3-bedroom, Hyde St. Walk to town, new floors/paint, eat-in kitchen, parking, W/D. $1355/mo. +, neg. Now - June. Red E Rental, 860-4641. BURLINGTON: Hill Gardens. Avail. 1/1. 2-bedroom, 1-bath apt. Parking, close to UVM/Fletcher Allen. $1050/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. BURLINGTON: Large 1-bedroom, yard, 2-story w/bedroom upstairs, gas heat/range, parking, enclosed porch, walk to UVM/FAHC. $775/mo. Avail. 12/1. 355-1841 or 860-1443. BURLINGTON: Large, spacious room w/private entrance in 3bedroom lakefront house. Lake views from every room, .5 acre yard w/garden, dock, mooring. House has D/W, W/D, disposeall, wood stove, 2 living rooms. In Queen City Park, 5 mins. from downtown. $675/mo. 598-0350. BURLINGTON: Nice 2-bedroom, 2nd-floor, gas heat, parking, close to downtown, park. 94 Park St. Avail. 11/20. $900/mo. Alan, 864-9128. BURLINGTON: North Ave. 2bedroom townhouse, 1-bath, W/D hook-ups, underground parking, storage, lake views. No pets. $1050/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. BURLINGTON: North shore, lake front. 2-bedroom, pool, tennis, bike path. Avail. 12/1. $1500/mo. 658-0434. BURLINGTON: Riverwatch 3bedroom condo. 2nd-floor, 1bath, elevator, underground parking, W/D hook-ups. Heat/H/W/trash, plowing/pool incl. $1350/mo. 324-6446.

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Winooski-25 Mansion St.: Immaculate 3 bed, 1.25 bath 1930's home. Original woodwork, fireplace, private deck and 1 car garage. Partially finished basement with washer/dryer. $1400/Mo. plus util. Avail 11/15. mrc9@aol.com or 238-5382

BURLINGTON: So. End. Catherine St. Wanted: Reliable tenant for this comfortable, quaint 3-bedroom, 1-bath, 3story duplex featuring a large, gabled 3rd-floor bedroom, large yard, parking, updated kitchen w/D/W, gas heat. Leave your pretenses behind. Over 1450 sq. ft. $1275/mo. incl. water/trash disposal. Ref. + dep. +lease. Call 660-8957. BURLINGTON: South End, sunny, clean, 3-bedroom home. 1-level, near parks/schools. On bus line, fenced back yard, 1/2 finished basement, W/D. Dogs OK. Security + lease (short OK) + refs. Margaret, 223-5882. $1225/mo. Avail. 11/15. BURLINGTON: South End. Thirdfloor, bright 2-bedroom, hdwd/ tile. Quiet neighborhood, parking, laundry. Electric/heat averages $38/mo. $840/mo.+. 578-8525. BURLINGTON: Spacious 1-bedroom. Great location downtown, Vermont house. $1125/mo. Hdwd, mountain views, heat, A/C, laundry in building, parking avail. Avail 12/1. (314) 378-9376. BURLINGTON: Spacious, light 2bedroom apts. in great downtown location. Avail. now. 2-year old, secure building. $864/mo. heat/hot water incl. On-site laundry. 1-cat OK. Call Tom, 3436507. EHO. BURLINGTON: Two Spacious, modern 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath. Townhouse condo in pet-friendly, country-setting w/trails, laundry in unit, lots of storage, 2-car

parking w/garage. $1200/mo. +. Avail. now or 12/1. Red E Rentals, 860-4641. BURLINGTON: Waterfront. Spacious 1-bedroom. Parking, laundry. $1100/mo. Avail. 11/1. 587-6924. BURLINGTON: Wonderful 2-bedroom Hill Section apt. Hdwd, big kitchen, dining room, living room, front/back porches, parking, W/D, storage. 15 min. walk to downtown/UVM/FAHC/ Intervale. $1250/mo. Avail. 1/1. 310-4205. CAMBRIDGE: 3-bedroom, spectacular Mansfield view from the deck. Quiet, but close to Rte. 15. Study, spacious kitchen and living/dining area. Garden space, drive-in basement and storage. $1100/mo. Refs. + lease req. 644-2735. CHARLOTTE: 1-bedroom, hdwd, W/D hook-ups. Avail now. $700/mo. + utils. Elec. heat and wood stove. 862-1148 ext. 102. CHARLOTTE/N. FERRISBURGH: Border, 2-bedroom apt. Quiet country setting, large lawn and garden areas, 20 mins. to Burlington or Middlebury, 1-mile to lake. $850/mo. + refs. + lease. 767-9455. CHARLOTTE/N. FERRISBURGH: Border, studio apt. Quiet country setting, large lawn and garden areas, 20 mins. to Burlington or Middlebury. 1 mile to lake. 767-9455. COLCHESTER: 1-bedroom, gas heat, parking, newer carpet/ vinyl flooring, new paint, gas

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heat. $650/mo. 578-8525. COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom apt. New Berber carpet throughout, high ceilings, large full bathroom, very bright. Off-street parking. Avail. immediately. $840/mo. + utils. 578-8525 or celticprop@aol.com. ESSEX CENTER: 2-bedroom apt. 1-bath, back yard, lawn, parking. $850/mo. incl. heat. 879-3022. ESSEX JUNCTION: Large 2-bedroom, central location, 2-porches, hdwd, big kitchen, office area, parking and storage. $950/mo. +. 578-8525. ESSEX JUNCTION: Main St. 2bedroom, 1-bath apt. Gas heat, garage, pets OK upon approval. $800/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229.

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SPACEFINDER ESSEX JUNCTION: Main St. Avail. 1/1. 1-bedroom apt. Parking, gas heat, pets OK upon approval. $665/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. ESSEX, NY: Beautifully furnished 1 and 2-bedroom apts. Lake views, porches, parking. $650/ mo. incl. heat. Avail. now through 06/05. 30-day lease OK. Near ferry. NS/no pets. 518-963-7494. HINESBURG: Peaceful country setting. 1-room studio apt. New kitchen, private entrance, W/D. NS/no pets. $550/mo. utils. incl. Dep. + lease. 482-3500. HUNTINGTON: Furnished 3-bedroom 2.5-bath house avail. Jan.Dec. 2005. Sunny, wood floors, fireplace, wood stove, on 30 gorgeous acres. $2000/mo. http://jubileefarmhouse.com or 434-5667. HUNTINGTON: Spacious and private furnished 3-bedroom house w/large deck. Avail. short or long term. $1400/mo. + utils. Pets OK. Email vermagic@ gmavt.com or call 917-414-3653 for more info. HUNTINGTON VILLAGE: 2-bedroom apt. Recently renovated, large kitchen, W/D, D/W, porch, gas heat, parking, small yard. Pets neg. NS. Avail. 11/1 or 11/15. $800/mo. + utils. 434-4577. HUNTINGTON VILLAGE: 3-bedroom apt. Second story duplex. Recently renovated, W/D, storage, porch, gas heat, parking, small yard. Pets neg. NS. Avail. 11/15 or 12/1. $800/mo. + utils. 434-4577.

HYDE PARK: 2 spacious duplexes. 3-bedroom, 1 3/4-bath, living room, dining room, kitchen, den, W/D hook up. $1100/mo. incl. elec. only. 2-bedroom, 1 3/4bath, living room, dining room, kitchen, office/den/bedroom on first-floor, W/D hook up. $1000/mo. incl. elec. only. Avail. 11/1 and 11/15. 859-3447. JERICHO: 2-bedroom, 2-bath, garage, all appliances. $1000/mo. + utils. Call Tom, 862-9700, ext. 12. JERICHO/RICHMOND TOWN LINE: Only 4 miles from the Interstate. Cute 2-bedroom apt. Cathedral ceiling, little loft, new kitchen floor and newly painted, rural setting. $800/mo. + utils. Pets OK w/dep. Please call 8992289 or 899-3101. JOHNSON: Large, semi-furnished 2-bedroom home on 200 acres, panoramic views, beautiful grounds incl. ski trails. Very private, only 20 min. to Stowe/ Smugglers Notch. Avail. mid November-April. $1500/mo. 635-7889. MILTON: 2-bedroom, 1-bath, duplex. Large eat-in kitchen, full basement. $800/mo. + utils + dep. Pets negotiable. Call Sundance Property Services, 893-2348. MILTON: Adorable 1-bedroom house on Arrowhead Lake, very quiet and private. $800/mo. + utils + dep. Pets neg. Call Sundance Property Services, 893-2348. MILTON/GEORGIA LINE: House on Lake Champlain avail. 10/045/31/05. 3-bedroom, 1-bath. $1500/mo. + dep. Call Jean, 229-1038.

MILTON/GEORGIA LINE: House on Lake Champlain avail. 10/045/31/05. 3-bedroom, 2-bath, jacuzzi. $2000/mo. + dep. Call Jean, 229-1038. NORTH FERRISBURGH: Sunny, spacious 1-bedroom apt. in large farmhouse. $525/mo. + heat. Call Marc, 425-3737 or 343-4820. NORTH STARKSBORO: Private 3-bedroom on 50 acres. 35 mins. to Burlington. Two 10x16 decks. Storage shed, rubbish removal, snow plowing, lawn mowing. $775/mo. + utils. 434-4721. RICHMOND: 3-bedroom, 1.5bath. Quiet, wooded location, 6acres. Close to I-89. Fireplace, deck, finished basement. Pets possible. Avail. now. $1600/mo. 238-1044. RICHMOND: 3-bedroom apt. in recently renovated house. Deck, propane fireplace, stainless appliances, flower and vegetable gardens, master bedroom w/bath and more! $1375/mo. incl. heat/hot water/garbage/plowing. 860-9483. RICHMOND: Duplex, 2+ bedroom, 1.5-bath, W/D hook-up. Quiet country setting, mins. to I-89. NS, pets neg. $1000/mo. + refs + lease + 1st + last + sec. 583-2779, after 6 p.m. RICHMOND: Rt. 2. Nice 2-bedroom apt., country setting, 4 miles to I-89, 18 mins. to Burlington. Spacious, deck. Cats OK. No dogs. Avail. now. $795/mo. + utils. 233-2563. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 2-bath, garage, all appliances, A/C, NS/pets. $1200/mo. incl. heat. 658-5000. www.obrienbrothersagency.com.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom condo. Walk to UVM, 5 min. drive to downtown. Spacious, sunny, quiet. Large, open living room, deck, sizable bedrooms. Parking for two, incl. car port. Pool/tennis access in summer. Avail. 11/1. $1000/mo. 233-2334. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Queen City Park, charming, sunny, 2bedroom house, wooden floors, up/down, sky lights, field stone fireplace, basement, W/D. Lake access, Red Rocks Park. $1200/mo. + utils. NS. Avail. 12/1. 425-2910. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Stonehedge. Great 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath townhouse. W/D, carport, adjacent to park. Avail. Oct./Nov. $1200/mo. 802-860-3923. SOUTH HERO: New house for rent on Keeler Bay. 3000 sq. ft., partially furnished, ideal situation for homebuilders or extended stay. 372-4581. UNDERHILL CENTER: Big 2bedroom. Trails, brook, barn. Walk to school, stores, tennis. New kitchen, W/D, D/W. $1200/mo. incl. utils, Internet and more. Peter, 899-1132. UNDERHILL: Pleasant Valley Rd. In quiet country home. 1+ bedroom, stone hearth w/wood stove, hdwd, full bath w/tub. 20 mins. to Smuggs. 30 mins. to Williston. $800/mo. + utils. NS/no pets. Avail. 12/1. Pictures avail. 899-4485.

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BURLINGTON: Main Street Landing Company has lovely waterfront space available to rent. Visit www.mainstreetlanding.com and click on “space available.” Interested? Call Melinda at 802-864-7999. BURLINGTON: Professional office space avail. with parking. 1003000 sq. ft. Call Ken at 865-3450. SHELBURNE: Office space for rent, Healing In Common. Large, carpeted, handicap-accessible, large windows, in a supportive environment with other healing practitioners. 985-8901, ask for Heather. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 1270 sq. ft. office suite avail. now. $1500/mo. Plenty of free parking. High-speed Internet access avail. Gorgeous, convenient location! Lakewood Commons, 658-9697. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 162 sq. ft. office avail. 11/1. $600/mo. Plenty of free parking, receptionist services, conference room, waiting areas and more incl. High speed Internet access avail. Lakewood Commons, 658-9697. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Several suites avail. in full-service office center. Plenty of free parking. Receptionist services, conference rooms, waiting areas and more incl. Shared copier and fax. High speed Internet access avail. Gorgeous convenient location! 143 sq. ft. $450/mo., 227 sq. ft. $650/mo. Both avail. now. 441 sq. ft. $1200/mo. Both avail. Jan. 1, 2005. Lakewood Commons, 6589697. WILLISTON: 256 sq. ft. Professional office space. South Brownell Rd. Reception area, kitchen, deck, cable-access, ample parking, great location. Psychologists/builder/graphic designer- current tenants. Call for details, 860-2211.

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BURLINGTON: Join other artists. Newly created space. Very suitable for an upscale office. Avail. now. Air-conditioned, heated, great location, parking. $450/mo. Barbara, 865-0255 or 363-7557. FERRISBURGH: Artist studio avail. at the Ferrisburgh Artisans Guild. Set-up for pottery but can be used for other artistic purposes. Avail. 11/1. $300/mo. Call Debbie, 877-9291. PROFESSIONAL OFFICE SPACE: Main Street, Vergennes. Bright and sunny, newly renovated, 1000 sq. ft. Convenient location, air conditioning, network wiring and ADA accessible. Call 877-3070. VERGENNES: Artist’s or artisan’s studio space on Otter Creek Falls. Inspiring and unique location. 877-6879.

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HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): Really great 3+BR. Steam-boat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since. Double living room w/fireplace. Double floor-toceiling French doors leading to large wraparound porches. Large 2-level barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres.

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PORT HENRY: Lovely 4BR vintage home with lakeviews. Stone construction, beautiful woodwork and fireplace enhance the Old World charm of this home. Formal DR with built-in credenza, French doors open to covered veranda. Detached barn would be ideal studio or convert to guest house. Just minutes from Champlain Bridge. $159,900 Realty Results 518-546-3000 • www.realty-results.com

Shelburne Village: Very unique situation. Former pottery shop 1rst level. Efficiency loft apartment above. Perfect for home occupation. Right in the Village! $200,000.

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PORT HENRY: Superb business opportunity! 1873 brick church converted to operating restaurant and pizzeria. 40 seat dining room, two full bars, special function room, complete with vaulted ceilings and stained glass windows. Sold with furnishings, inventory, etc. Also outlet for NYS Lottery/ Quick Draw. Must see! $179,900 Realty Results 518-546-3000 • www.realty-results.com

CHARLOTTE: Impeccably restored 4,000 sq. ft. brick 1812 georgian-style former tavern. 4 fireplaces, 4 + bedrooms 3.5 stories. All historic detailing perfectly reproduced & updated utilities. A separate, newer 2-story garage plus a 1 BR & loft cottage. 32 manicured rolling acres, pond & gardens. Foulsham Farms Real Estate 861-7537 • www.foulshamfarms.com

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COMMERCIAL/RESIDENTIAL NEW HAVEN: Great business location. Large retail space with attached 2-story home, heated 3-bay garage and private 2-acre backyard oasis. Priced to sell $169,000. 802-877-2724.

OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. All new appliances. Asking $147,000. 496-2646.

UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations! Also, new appliances and heating system. 25 mins. to Burlington. $315,000. 802-899-2727. Additional info at www.picketfencepreview.com.

CHARLOTTE: Lake Champlain views/access (dock and mooring site), 5-bedrooms, tile/hdwd, 3 fireplaces, large decks, fenced yard, professional landscaping. $700,000. 802-425-5250.

ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq. ft., three-floor cathedral ceiling "lighthouse" home with 1100 sq. ft. wrap-around deck overlooking Lake Champlain/ Adirondack Mountains. Beach/lake access. $425,000. Bill and Shari, 759-2985.

COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 14'80", 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile home. Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/basketball courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287.

ESSEX JCT.: Iroquois Ave. Over 2100 sq. ft. w/finished basement. 3-4 bedrooms, 2.5-3.5 baths, mudroom, walkout basement, 2-car garage, deck, formal dining room, natural gas, W/D upstairs, x-large master bedroom and closet. Master bath w/jet tub, oak stairs, choice of cabinets and tops, flooring, color and appliances. $285,000. 878-2880.

WINOOSKI: Newly renovated triplex w/4-bedroom, 1-bedroom and efficiency. 7 Leclair Ave. Great for owner occupied or investment. Motivated sellers, make an offer! $250,000. Brooke, 863-2307.

JEFFERSONVILLE: Beautiful Vermont home. Offering a chalet-type home w/4bedrooms, 2-baths, 2 fireplaces, detached 2-car garage and storage garage for ATV/lawnmower/snow machine. Has oil/wood heat w/lots of trees for cutting. There are 2 porches, plenty of privacy w/beautiful sugar maples, birch and hemlock trees. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a great place for kids or pets or both! There are 1.8 acres of flat property just minutes from Smuggâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Ski Resort. 249-7597 until 10 p.m. or fouracescta@msn.com.

BURLINGTON: 3-unit. 10 Browns Court, close to Church. 4-bedroom, 1-bedroom and efficiency with deck, parking. Charming, updated, income producing, never vacant. $385,000. Call 863-2307.

MONTPELIER: Lovely new custom 2-story home, light and sunny, 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, views, deck, private, end of road, 1.3-acres, 1-1/2 story 2car garage, shared pond. $325,000. (802) 223-4217.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN, PORT HENRY, NY: Impressive, gated, private complex, comprised of 17.5 acres. Pond, 5 log cabins, nearby golf course and yacht club. Must see to appreciate. Asking $699,000. Must sell, owner relocating. 518-5467456.

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SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home. 2150 sq. ft. 2-bath, new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802-9853617.

WESTFORD: Log cabin, 3-bedroom, Gambrel built, 1975. Concrete basement, 32x24 w/1500+ sq. ft. living space, incl. 3-bedrooms, 1.5-bath, updated septic and attached 3-season sunroom. Located 2 miles from Westford Village Green. 267 Huntley Rd. on sunny 10 ac. lot w/large pasture & freestall horse shed. House needs work and owner says sell! Price reduction, $160,000. Make an offer, must sell! D. Siegel, R.E. Broker, Vermont Independent Properties, 860-4641.

MILTON: 10+acres of maplewooded privacy. Immaculate 4bedroom, 3-bath, 3200 sq. ft. Colonial. Master bedroom suite w/fireplace. Fieldstone fireplace in family room. Tiled sunroom, wood floors, finished walk-out basement. 3-level deck, 2+car garage and much more. $335,000. Call 893-1745.

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UNDERHILL: Unique, charming, 4+ bedroom, 3.5-bath, large open kitchen, all appliances, finished basement w/office, 7 wooded acres, Mansfield views, see WWW.GREENFAMILY NET.INFO/SANDHILL/RENTAL.HTM L. $1600/mo. 617-650-9905. VERGENNES: Spacious second floor 2-bedroom apt now available. Large kitchen/living area, separate shower and bathtub, enclosed porch, with W/D. Main St. in Vergennes. $850/mo. Avail. 12/1. 877-6879. WILLISTON: Country apt. 1.5bedroom, private w/lovely views. Heat/utils/cable/wireless incl. Unique living space, quiet environment, 3-miles to 89. NS/pets. $900/mo. 310-4818. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom apt., recently remodeled, new appliances. Water, trash removal, recycling, off-street parking incl. Coin-op laundry in building. Avail. Nov./Dec. 2004. Pets TBD. $800/mo. utils. incl. ORC Property Management, 383-5406. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom, heat/hot water incl., parking, laundry, clean, near bus/university. NS/no pets. $715/mo. 233-1150. WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom house, 1-bath, roomy, gas heat, pets OK. Parking, yard, garage, driveway, basement, W/D. Avail. 10/1. $1250/mo. + utils. David, 734-1050. WINOOSKI: 4-room, 1-bedroom, clean, near bus line, heat/hot water, ample parking. No pets. First + dep. $700/mo. 893-4489. WINOOSKI: 46 Shepard St. Avail. 12/1. 1-bedroom basement apt. $542/mo. + utils. Quiet, off-street parking, small yard, large bedroom, W/D hookup. No pets. 233-6446. WINOOSKI: Dion St. Off I-89. Quiet, clean, completely furnished 1-bedroom + office/computer room + bright, sunny year-round porch. NS/no pets. $825/mo. 879-3226. WINOOSKI: Large 2-bedroom, parking, car port, large kitchen, large living room, W/D, hot water incl. NS/no pets. Avail. now. $850/mo. + dep. 288-1573. WINOOSKI: Large 3-bedroom apt. Off-street parking, near highway, close to St. Mike’s, on bus line. Mike, 233-3041. WINOOSKI: Large 4-bedroom apt, gas heat, D/W, W/D, off-

street parking. $1600/mo. + dep. 434-5736. WINOOSKI: Lovely, furnished 2bedroom, 1 den/bedroom, 2ndfloor, D/W, W/D, parking, decks, nice area, NS/no pets. $1500/mo. 655-6877. WINOOSKI: Recently renovated 2-bedroom apt. Hdwd, D/W. Must see. Dogs neg. First 2months, $650/mo. After that, $850/mo. 655-0229. WINOOSKI: Unique, large, bright, modern, art loft apt. 8 skylights, beams, natural gas heat (fireplace). NS. $1100/mo. + utils. 425-2910.

4 sublets BURLINGTON: Loomis St. Close to UVM/Champlain/downtown. Off-street parking, 2-porches. Avail. beginning mid-December. Sam, 860-933-8848. CALLING ALL SKI BUMS: Sublet for mid January - early April. Flexible dates. Sunny, spacious apt. located in downtown Burlington. $400/mo. Call Beth, 318-3451.

4 for sale ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq. ft., three-floor cathedral ceiling “lighthouse” home with 1100 sq. ft. wrap-around deck overlooking Lake Champlain/ Adirondack Mountains. Beach/ lake access. $425,000. Bill and Shari, 759-2985. BURLINGTON: 3-unit. 10 Browns Court, close to Church. 4-bedroom, 1-bedroom and efficiency with deck, parking. Charming, updated, income producing, never vacant. $385,000. Call 863-2307. BURLINGTON: Award-winning Victorian Apartment House. www.theeyesoftheLord.com. CHARLOTTE: Lake Champlain views/access (dock and mooring site), 5-bedrooms, tile/hdwd, 3 fireplaces, large decks, fenced yard, professional landscaping. $700,000. 802-425-5250. COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 14’80”, 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile home. Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/ basketball courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287. ESSEX JCT.: Iroquois Ave. Over 2100 sq. ft. w/finished base-

ment. 3-4 bedrooms, 2.5-3.5 baths, mudroom, walkout basement, 2-car garage, deck, formal dining room, natural gas, W/D upstairs, x-large master bedroom and closet. Master bath w/jet tub, oak stairs, choice of cabinets and tops, flooring, color and appliances. $285,000. 878-2880. HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): Really great 3+bedroom. Steamboat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since. Double living room w/fireplace. Double floor-toceiling French doors leading to large wrap-around porches. Large 2-level barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres. $330,000. Foulsham Farms Real Estate, 861-7537. JEFFERSONVILLE: Beautiful Vermont home. Offering a chalettype home w/4-bedrooms, 2baths, 2 fireplaces, detached 2car garage and storage garage for ATV/lawnmower/snow machine. Has oil/wood heat w/lots of trees for cutting. There are 2 porches, plenty of privacy w/beautiful sugar maples, birch and hemlock trees. It’s a great place for kids or pets or both! There are 1.8 acres of flat property just minutes from Smugg’s Ski Resort. 249-7597 until 10 p.m. or fouracescta@msn.com. LAKE CHAMPLAIN, PORT HENRY, NY: Impressive, gated, private complex, comprised of 17.5 acres. Pond, 5 log cabins, nearby golf course and yacht club. Must see to appreciate. Asking $699,000. Must sell, owner relocating. 518-546-7456. MALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 sq. ft. home on two private acres with 350 ft. of westerly view lakefront. For details: www.mallettsbaylakefront.com. MILTON: 10+acres of maple-wooded privacy. Immaculate 4-bedroom, 3-bath, 3200 sq. ft. Colonial. Master bedroom suite w/fireplace. Fieldstone fireplace in family room. Tiled sunroom, wood floors, finished walk-out basement. 3-level deck, 2+car garage and much more. $335,000. Call 893-1745. MONTPELIER: Lovely new custom 2-story home, light and sunny, 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, views, deck, private, end of road, 1.3-acres, 1-1/2 story 2car garage, shared pond. $325,000. (802) 223-4217.

NEW 2-BEDROOM LOG HOME on 73 acres. Ultimate privacy, yet 5 min. to town, 10 min. to Jay Peak Ski Area. Features include: laundry room, walk-out basement, mud room, office, cathedral ceilings, wood and gas heat, Hemlock floors and wrap-around porch w/amazing views and more! $249,000. (802)326-3093. NEW HAVEN: Great business location. Large retail space with attached 2-story home, heated 3-bay garage and private 2-acre backyard oasis. Priced to sell $169,000. 802-877-2724. NORTH HERO: 3-bedroom, waterfront, lake views. Many recent improvements incl. hdwd, roof, kitchen, water-heater, Jotul gas stove, energy-efficient windows. Large deck. $187,900. 598-7919. OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. All new appliances. Asking $147,000. 496-2646. SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home. 2150 sq. ft. 2-bath, new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802-985-3617. SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 3bath, hdwd, newly remodeled, country setting, babbling brook, oversized lot, dog-friendly. Must see, motivated for quick sale. Asking $269,900, motivated. 802-985-9827 or 802-373-9169, ask for Franki. SHELDON SPRINGS: Well-maintained Colonial on village lot. 3bedroom, 1 full bath. 1/3 acre, municipal water/sewer. Two 1car garages. Only 10 mins. to St. Albans. Very motivated sellers. Asking $160,000. 933-5188. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Stonehedge townhouse. Great 3bedroom, 1.5-bath, car port, deck, next to park. $189,000. 862-3923 or 617-242-9335.

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4 housemates ALL AREAS ROOMMATES.COM: Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit www.Room mates.com. (AAN CAN) BOLTON VALLEY: Large, stylish townhouse on ski trail, W/D. Bedroom w/private bath. $450/mo. Ed, 373-9010. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail, close to downtown. $480/mo. utils. incl. W/D. Avail. 12/1. Josh, 999-5704. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom in spacious 2-bedroom apt. Large porch, off-street parking, 5

min. walk to UVM/downtown. NS/pets. Seeking student/prof. $460/mo. + elec. Heat/gas/ water incl. Avail. 12/1 or 1/1. 318-6197. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom w/private bath in great 2-bedroom house. Hill section, small yard. NS/no pets, please. $625/mo. + 1/2 utils. Avail. now. 860-9576. BURLINGTON: 2 rooms avail. in quiet South End home. Wood stove, large kitchen, charming house. On bus line, walk to Oakledge Park/shopping. Pets neg. $375/mo. + dep. + share of utilities. 864-7480. BURLINGTON: 2-bedrooms avail. in 4-bedroom house near waterfront/bike path/downtown. Parking, large back yard, garden, pets neg. $360 or $400/mo. + utils. Avail. 11/21 and 12/1. Call 318-6103 or 324-6933. BURLINGTON: Act now! This offer wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t last! Laid-back creative types wanted for funky downtown apt. Musicians, painters, writers, philosophers, freaks, etc. Large room avail. ASAP or 11/15 for $435/mo. + dep. November rent will be prorated. 861-2273. BURLINGTON: Avail. 12/01. Private beach access, bike path, parking, laundry on site, patio w/small yard, D/W. No pets/smoking (outside OK). Close to everything! 318-8001. BURLINGTON: F seeking F to share 2-bedroom, 2-bath, great, sunny apt. Quick walk to UVM/downtown. Laundry/parking/cable/Internet. $425/mo. +. Avail. 11/1. 999-6364. BURLINGTON: Looking for a roommate to share 2-bedroom apt. Short walk to UVM and downtown. $450/mo. +. Call 598-0034. BURLINGTON: M/F prof./student. 2-rooms in 4-bedroom, furnished duplex near UMV/downtown. Parking, garden space, Broadband, cable and more. Avail. 11/1. $490/mo. or $520/mo. incl. utils. 862-1089. BURLINGTON: Responsible, creative, F/M to share house w/educator, at-college daughter and cat. Mostly vegetarian. Through May. $500/mo. inclusive. Michael, 658-1244. BURLINGTON: Roommate needed to share an elegant, just renovated house located in upper Old North End. 1-bedroom avail. $500/mo. + 1/2 utils. NS/no pets. 657-3869. BURLINGTON: Sunny room w/1/2-bath on Brookes Ave. Parking, W/D, storage. Share w/large cat and female. Prof/grad pref. $550/mo. incl heat/electric. 863-6166. CHARLOTTE: Grad student or prof. to share house. Country setting on Spear St. $550/mo. + utils. 425-2880. CHARLOTTE: Room in large, quiet farmhouse, beautiful country-setting, large front porch. NS. $475/mo. incl. utils. Call 425-2657. COLCHESTER: Looking for responsible F to live in 2-bedroom townhouse. Full basement, W/D, large kitchen, back deck. $350/mo. + utils. Avail. 12/1. 310-6562. COLCHESTER: Malletts Bay area. Housemate wanted to share 3-bedroom w/young prof. Hdwd in bedrooms, in-ground pool, deck, pool table, large back yard, W/D. Close to bike path. NS/pets. Avail. 11/1. $500/mo. + dep., utils. incl. 865-2657. COLCHESTER: Young prof to share 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath condo. $400/mo. + utils. Avail. immediately. 860-7319.

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&OR DETAILS VISIT WWW "#,4 NET ESSEX JUNCTION: One easygoing, gourmet, NS, prof female seeks similar as housemate in charming, furnished, peaceful home. Shared bath. $475/mo. incl. all. Great situation! 343-7097. FERRISBURGH: Seeking to share home w/M/F. Have entire house privileges incl. garage/ appliances. NS/ ND/no pets. Beautiful, on river. 877-1071. $500/mo. HINESBURG: Country home, mountainside views, 11 miles to U-Mall. Cable/Internet, W/D, small pets OK, student/prof. $550/mo. + dep. + 1/4 utils. 482-6461. HOUSEMATE for a very nice house on S. Winooski St. Hdwd, W/D. Considerate and respectful roommates.$500/mo. incl. utils. 864-8119. JERICHO: Great pvt. place. 25 min. drive to Burlington. Looking for kind, clean & responsible individual. $350/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call to inquire, 862-2212. MILTON: Person to share great, old farmhouse. Pool, garden space. Shared kitchen. Own bath/living room/office. Openminded. NS. $375/mo. + utils + dep. 893-8148. N. FERRISBURGH: Quiet prof. person wanted to share beautiful home in country w/mature woman, dog and cat. $575/mo. Avail. 12/1. Strong refs req. 877-3874. RICHMOND: Friendly, responsible housemate wanted to share 3-bedroom, 2-bath home. Large yard and garden, huge basement, great living space. NS/no pets. $425/mo. utils. incl. 434-8678. RICHMOND: M/F housemate wanted to share all-new, huge, 3-level duplex rental. 3 miles to I-89, 15 min. to Burlington. 2full private baths, W/D, D/W, hdwd, beautiful kitchen and tons more. Avail. now. $650/mo. incl. some utils. Kirsten, 899-5136. S. BURLINGTON: Share elegant 4-bedroom Spear St. home. Views, amenities, gardening, shop. Mature, active, fit, professional woman, 35-55, sought for long-term rent/buy co-housing options. 864-3330, rick@rickhubbard.org.

SHELBURNE: Apt. in a house. 1-bedroom, garage, parking. Looking for vegetarian, NS, single person or couple. Avail. immediately. $600/mo. + utils. Call 865-3890 daytime or 9853610 evenings. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Elderly gentleman seeks homesharer to help w/meals, housekeeping and companionship in exchange for sharing his home. Call HomeShare Vermont, 863-0274 or visit www.HomeShare Vermont.org. EHO. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Woman looking for another woman to share home. Great location, bike path, big back yard, W/D, parking. No cigs/cats. $450/mo. + 1/2 utils. 863-6215. UNDERHILL: Looking for a respectful, NS roommate to share 3-bedroom home on 8 acres. $575/mo. incl. everything. Call evenings or leave a message during the day, 899-1816. WATERBURY CENTER: 5 min. from Stowe Village. Share 2bedroom apt. w/prof. M and dog. $325/mo. + heat incl. Call Josh, 244-8607, leave message. WILLISTON: $400/mo. Laundry/shared kitchen for NS F. Avail. 11/1. 316-1996, leave message. WINOOSKI: Apt. to share. 1/2 of Colonial. NS/no pets. W/D, full kitchen. Avail. immediately. $500/mo. 655-5448.

4 homeshare COLCHESTER: Roommate wanted for homeshare, Mallets Bayarea. 2-floors, spacious living room, sun room, large bedroom w/half bath, parking. Shared kitchen/laundry. NS/no pets. $550/mo. + 1/2 utils.

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802-658-1212 CADILLAC DEVILLE DTS, 2001: Sedan, 4-door, black, auto, FWD, A/C, pwr. steering/windows/ locks, cruise, OnStar, ABS. leather. 37,429 K. Best price, $23,981. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. CHEVROLET CAVALIER, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, blue, auto, FWD, A/C, pwr. steering, cruise, CD. 17,677 K. Best price, $9433. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. CHEVROLET CLASSIC, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, white, auto, FWD, A/C, pwr. everything, cruise. 10,220 K. Best price, $10,888. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. DREADING SELLING YOUR FOREIGN CAR? It takes so much of your time to advertise, take phone calls, set up test drives, haggle over the money, etc. We’ll do the work for you! Get top dollar for the sale of your car! www.auto craftsmen.com, 2233563, we’ll gladly explain the details!

MERCURY SABLE GS, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, maroon, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, ABS. 18,408 K. Best price, $12,932. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. NISSAN FRONTIER SE, 1998: King cab, 89 K, great condition, reliable truck. $6650/ OBO. Contact Liz, 434-3302. NISSAN XTERRA, 2002: Supercharged, V6 210 hp, 4WD, pwr. windows, A/C, auto, sunroof, fully loaded. $17,500. Evenings, 877-3139. OLDSMOBILE ALERO GL, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, beige/tan, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, CD. 21,627 K. Best price, $11,649. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. OLDSMOBILE AURORA, 2002: V6, green, auto, FWD, pwr. steering/windows/locks, cruise, OnStar, ABS, leather. 38,057 K. Best price, $16,381. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2004: 4-door, sedan, beige/ tan, auto, FWD, A/C, pwr. steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 16,886 K. Best price, $11,983. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND PRIX GT, 2002: Sedan, 4-door, red, auto, FWD, A/C, pwr. steering/windows/locks, cruise, ABS. 38,881 K. Best price, $11,894. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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Save money this Fall and join a carpool today! If you don’t see your route listed here, call 864-CCTA today and we’ll send you a FREE matchlist of commuters in your area. Join the New Montpelier Vanpool today! Vanpool begins in Essex Junction, departs the Richmond P&R at 7:30 a.m., then departs downtown Montpelier at 4:30 p.m. If interested, please ref # 40440. Morrisville to Essex Junction: Looking to share a commute. My hours are MonFri from approx. 7:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40963. South Burlington to Waterbury:

Looking to share a commute. My hours are Mon-Fri., 9 a.m. - 5 p.m., but flexible. If you can help, please ref # 40924. Essex Junction to Vergennes: Looking to share a commute to Goodrich. I work MonFri from 7:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40939. Burlington to Montpelier: Looking to share a commute from the Burlington National Life. I work Mon-Fri, 7:30am to 4:30pm. If you can help, please ref # 40928. Winooski to Montpelier: Looking to share a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri from 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40962. Waitsfield to Waterbury: Looking for a ride to Bombardier. I work Mon-Fri from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142117. West Berlin to Waterbury Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 1-5:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref. # 142176.

PONTIAC GRAND PRIX GT, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, red, auto, FWD, A/C, pwr. steering/windows/locks, CD, ABS. 14,080 K. Best price, $15,847. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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802-658-1212 PONTIAC SUNFIRE COUPE, 2004: 2-door, silver, auto, FWD, A/C, CD, pwr. steering/locks, cruise. 30,024 K. Best price, $10,721. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. SAAB 9.5, 2001: 5-spd. 1-owner. 70 K assumable. 100,000 mile warranty, new tires w/snow tires, moon roof, leather. Asking 13,900. Call 658-9336. SAAB 900 SE TURBO, 1996: 11300 K, green, auto, 4-door, leather, loaded, runs and looks like new. $5400/OBO. 310-8371 or mjoska@usadatanet.net. SUBARU OUTBACK 1997: 4WD, auto trans., 94 K. Good condition, Thule bike racks. $6000. Call Kari, 872-7551. TOYOTAS, 1997 & NEWER! Excellent condition & warranty. www.autocraftsmen.com 326 State St., Montpelier (next to

Brookfield to Shelburne: Looking for a ride Mon.-Fri, 7 a.m. - 3 p.m. If you can help, please ref. # 142201. Charlotte to Berlin: Looking to share a commute. I work Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. 4:30 p.m. with some flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 40946. Montpelier to Burlington: Looking to share a commute Mon and Thurs only from 8 a.m. - 5:15 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142145. Colchester to Burlington: Looking to share a ride. I work Fridays from 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40961. Burlington to Middlebury: Looking to share a commute. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40951. Plattsburgh to Essex Junction: Looking to share a ride to IBM. I work Sat, Sun, Mon, Tues, from 7 a.m. - 7 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40954. Burlington to Shelburne: Looking for a ride to Vermont Teddy Bear. I work Mon-Fri., 11 a.m. - 11 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40938. Williston to Essex Junction: Looking for a ride. Hours are Mon-Fri from 6:30

Dairy Creme on Rt. 2)! Worth the drive! 802-223-3563. VOLKSWAGEN JETTA, 1998: Wolfsburgh ED. Low mileage, 58 K. A/C, 6-disk CD, 4-mounted snows incl. Excellent condition. Must see. Asking $5900/ OBO. 863-3921 or 363-3063. VOLKSWAGEN JETTA, 2003: 1.8 turbo wagon, auto, 31 K, transferable warranty covers 100 K, full set of studded Nokian Hakkapelita tires used one season. Clean, must sell. Asking $14,500/OBO. 767-9455 VOLKSWAGEN JETTA GLS, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, auto, red, FWD, A/C, cruise, CD, ABS. 25,004 K. Best price, $16,211. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

4 trucks I’M SELLING MY TRUCK. She’s a 1995 Toyota Tacoma, 4WD with a 4-cyl. engine, 5-spd. transmission. She’s a high-mile girl with some rust. Call to meet her, 2380236. Oh, she’s blue. $4500.

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a.m. - 3 p.m. If you can help, please reference 40921. Winooski to Williston Looking for a ride in the morning, Mon-Fri at 6:30 a.m. If you can help, please ref # 40922. Williston to Montpelier: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. 5 p.m., but flexible. If you can help, please ref # 40932. Underhill to Burlington: Looking for a ride. Hours are Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40919. Essex Junction to Waterbury: Looking to share a ride to State Offices. My hours are Mon-Fri from 7:30 a.m. - 5:45 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40940. Cambridge to IBM: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40913. Burlington to St. Albans: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri from 9 a.m. - 3 a.m. If you can help, please ref # 40929. Milton to Burlington: Looking for a ride. I work 8 a.m. - 5 p.m., Mon-Fri. If you can help, please ref # 40925. Barre City to Northfield: Looking for a ride, one-way, Mon – Fri at 6 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 140609.

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4 vans VOLKSWAGEN VANAGON, 1991: Maroon, 160 K, single owner. Good condition. Great van for travel. Back converts into queen size bed. Standard. $3000. Call 878-7087. VW CAMPER, 1985: Very good condition mechanically/ physically. 157 K. Auto trans. $5500/ firm. Call 259-3147, evenings.

4 boats 16’ PERCEPTION CAPTIVA kayak for sale. All equipment incl., carbon-fiber aqua bound paddle, lotus life vest, kokotat neoprene spray skirt. $950/firm. 999-5599.

4 suvs CHEVROLET BLAZER SPORT UTILITY, 2002: 4-door, red, auto, 4WD, LS, cruise, CD, ABS. 30,194 K. Best price, $14,973. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. CHEVROLET TRAILBLAZER SPORT UTILITY, 2003: 4-door, blue, auto, 4WD, LS, A/C, cruise, ABS. 24,392 K. Best price, $21,566. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. FORD EXPLORER SPORT UTILITY, 2002: 4-door, red, auto, 4WD, XLT, cruise, ABS, CD. 29,093 K. Best price, $18,312. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

Burlington to Milton: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri from 6 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40930. Charlotte to Burlington: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40947. South Burlington to Essex Junction: Looking for a ride to IBM. I work MonFri 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40955. Burlington to Shelburne: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri 6:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40967. Williston to Burlington: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri 7:30 a.m. - 4:45 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40967. Hinesburg to Essex Junction: Looking to share a ride to IBM, MonFri., 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40968. Richmond to Essex Junction: Looking to share a ride to IBM, MonFri., 7 p.m. - 7 a.m. If you can help, please ref # 40969. Colchester to Burlington: Looking to share a ride, Mon-Fri., 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40971. Winooski to Burlington: Looking for a ride to Starr Farm Nursing Center, Mon-

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HUMMER H2 SPORT UTILITY, 2003: 4-door, yellow, auto, 4WD, A/C, OnStar, cruise, ABS. 26,804 K. Best price, $41,833. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. OLDSMOBILE BRAVADA SPORT UTILITY, 2002: 4-door, pewter, AWD, auto, OnStar, cruise, ABS, leather. 35,326 K. Best price, $18,945. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC VIBE SPORT WAGON, 2004: 4-door, red, auto, FWD, A/C, pwr. steering/windows/ locks, cruise, roof rack. 20,018 K. Best price, $14,817. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

4 minivans CHRYSLER VOYAGER LX MINIVAN, 2003: Gold, auto, FWD, 7passenger, A/C, cruise, ABS. 34,421 K. Best price, $12,932. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC MONTANA EXTENDED MINIVAN, 2002: 4-door, dark blue, auto, FWD, 8-passenger seating, A/C, pwr. steering/ locks/windows, cruise, ABS. 25,212 K. Best price, $15,100. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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ADMINISTRATIVE/SHIPPING help needed. 20+ hours/week. Computer skills necessary. Call 658-6311. ADULT ENTERTAINMENT: Dancers, models, movies, magazines, features, great income. 802-865-3933. Pure Gold. ARE YOU A LOVER of astonishing jewelry, beautiful clothes and accessories? Then come join the team at Marilyn’s for the holiday season. Part-time position avail. Flexible schedule, weekends! Call 658-4050 or stop by for an application! BAKER: Bread/pastries/cookies. Positive, hardworking atmosphere. Experience necessary. Fulltime, 4 a.m. - noonish. Otter Creek Bakery, Middlebury, VT 05753. 802-388-3371. Email resumé to: info@ottercreekbakery.com. CARPENTERS: Great attitude, great aptitude and rock solid foundation in construction req. Ready to work hard and have fun? Please call 802-985-5464. COOL TRAVEL JOB: Entry level positions, 18+, no exp. necessary. 2 weeks paid training, transportation, lodging provided. $500 signing bonus to start. Toll-free, 1-877-646-5050. (AAN CAN) DOGGIE DAYCARE now hiring! Athletic, hardworking individuals. AM shift avail. Apply in person. EDITOR: World affairs publication, Toward Freedom, seeks experienced editor/writer with background in international journalism. Contact chris@towardfreedom.com for full description. ENERGETIC PEOPLE PERSON: P/T, various shifts needed for fitness center. Cleaning, sales and customer service. 288-9612, ask for Kelly. ESTABLISHED BURLINGTON retail icon is seeking a new owner to continue its success. Great location and lots of potential for this easily learned upscale business. Many other quality businesses. CBI Business Brokers, 863-3459. HAIRSTYLIST FOR BUSY BURLINGTON SALON: Salary, bonuses and health benefits. Clientele provided. Apply in person at Supercuts, 570 Shelburne Rd. or email resumé to owen bob@verizon.net. 861-1000. HAIRSTYLIST NEEDED: Parttime or full-time. Busy downtown Burlington location. Call 518-588-8869, leave message. INTERN ARCHITECT/OFFICE ASSISTANT: Small, busy office. Arch. degree and 1-5 years experience. Mail resumé to Arnold and Scangas Architects, 29 Ethan Allen Ave., Colchester, VT 05446. OMNI MEASUREMENT SYSTEMS, a growing research and development firm, is looking for an experienced Office Manager/Bookkeeper. Responsibilities include telephone reception, payroll, bookkeeping, accounts payable and receivable, invoicing, purchasing and cash flow projection. Computer experience required. Independent self starter with strong organization skills needed. Competitive salary and benefits offered. Send resumé

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CALLING ALL VERMONT WOMEN who have an erotic tale to tell! While driving to work on the first cold fall morning, I started to wonder how other women stay warm during the long Vermont winter. I am interested in collecting fiction or nonfiction erotic stories to publish in book form. If you would like to share your story, please send it to: C/o: Maria, PO Box 87, Plainfield, VT 05667. Payment will be in a complimentary copy of the book. Please include name and address. CASH NOW FOR structured settlements, annuities and insurance payouts. 800-794-7310. J.G. Wentworth means cash now for structured settlements. (AAN CAN)

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EXOTICA DANCERS featuring girls going wild for your next birthday, bachelor party or funon-one show. 802-658-1464. New talent welcome. GALAXY ENTERTAINMENT: The future in adult entertainment, today! Featuring hot college girls, horny housewives and more. Available now for your bachelor party or private function. 802-865-4244. New talent welcome. MOVIE EXTRAS: Earn up to $200-$600/day. Have fun as a movie extra. All looks, types and ages needed. TV, music videos, commercials, films and print. Extras on call. 1-800-260-3949, ext 3001. (AAN CAN). MOVIE EXTRAS/MODELS NEEDED! Earn up to $200 - $400 per day. No experience req. PT/FT. All looks and ages needed. Call now! 1-800-834-3259. (AAN CAN) PURE GOLD: Best prices. Birthday, bachelor, bachelorette parties, private functions. 802865-3933. New talent welcome.

4 professional svcs. COMPUTER SERVICE & REPAIR: Professional, efficient and prompt computer service. Repairs, upgrades, virus removal and performance enhancement. Rose Computer Technology Services. 862-1177. FULL CHARGE BOOKKEEPER: A/P, A/R, payroll, Quickbooks, etc. 16 years, experience. Call Lisa, 802-759-2078 or email rowell@madriver.com. PC SOLUTIONS offers virus/spyware removal, troubleshooting, upgrades and tutorials for small business and home computer users. Quality, dependable service. Contact Michael, 434-6539. www.vermontpcsolutions.com. THE CLEAN FREAK will bust your dust! Experienced and energetic housecleaning service. Excellent references. Call Mara, 863-9872. WINTER MOTORCYCLE STORAGE: Secure, indoor location. One rate for season. Payment holds spot. Jeremy, 860-3908. WOULD YOU LIKE TO CREATE financial abundance in your life? Join our growing group who has learned how. Call 802-985-5289 to attend a free seminar.

WRITING SERVICES: Practical support for creative writers. Manuscript editing, private tutorials, book proposal consultation. Friendly, reliable, thorough. Marcia Trahan, MFA in Writing and Literature. 658-2462, marci atrahan@hotmail.com.

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A+ CERTIFIED COMPUTER REPAIR by excellent technicians. Low rates, fast turnaround. Refurbished computers available. ReCycle North Tech Services, 266 Pine St., Burlington, 658-4143 ext. 23. COMPUTER REPAIRS AND UPGRADES: PCs, Macs, networking, web design, tutoring, digital graphics and audio editing. Competitive rates. Many references. House calls and in-shop. Free quote, 864-7470 or inhousecomp@verizon.net.

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REFINANCE EXISTING STUDENT LOANS. Up to $1000 cash back. Lower monthly payments up to 50%. Lock in rates as low as 2.875%! Call 1-800-209-6142. (AAN CAN)

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CHAMPLAIN MOVING: Best rates around! Fully insured. Reliable. Flexible. Free estimates. Small/large jobs. Locally owned/operated. Contact Cory, 520 Porters Point Rd., Colchester. 802-288-1528.

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ANNIE’S HOUSECLEANING SERVICE: Low rates. Third cleaning, 2 hours, free. Senior citizen discount. 2 drawings per month for 2 hours free cleaning for regular customers. 796-3296 or 578-4572. BRING THE SPARKLE BACK IN TO YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE. Call “Big Boss” Brager and “the gold crown kid.” Eco-friendly. Specializing in top-to-bottom, whole house cleanings. 862-9431. NON-TOXIC CLEANING: Residential and commercial. Thorough, honest, reliable. Burlington through Morrisville areas. Refs. upon request. Call Geneva, 644-8045.

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ARTISTS/PHOTOGRAPHERS: Affordable Archival Fine Art Digital Print Making and Digital Photography copy services. Bring original artwork and get one FREE digital copy and one FREE 8x10 Gicle’e print. Churchman Creative Services, 802-899-2200. churchman.inc@verizon.net. CASTING CALL: BOP Films seeks actors/actresses for indie feature. Interviews Saturday, November 6, Burlington. Visit www.bopfilms.com for location, roles available, film info. NEW GALLERY OPENING in Essex, reviewing portfolios of two-and three-dimensional work in all media. Also accepting audition tapes for small musical performances in jazz, classical, folk and blues. Contact Enigma Gallery, 879-9220 or visit www.viewenigma.com for more information.

SCHOOLHOUSE POTTERY in Moscow offers all levels/ages clay instruction. Unlimited open studio. Semester II begins November 9. 253-8790 or schoolhousepottery@yahoo.com for detailed information. Certificates make excellent gifts.

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FEMALE MODELS WANTED for various G-rated projects. Free portfolio pictures, experience, possible start in the business. David Russell Photography, 8621172 or rusldp@juno.com or visit www.rusldp.com.

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BOSTON TERRIER PUPPIES ready to go. Both parents on premises. ACA registered. Vet checked w/first vaccine given. Males, $650. Call Lisa, 879-4610. FIVE 8-WEEK-OLD DOG-LOVING KITTENS. Free to good home. Two orange Tiger males, three pretty, multi-colored, dark, Tiger females. 863-5307.

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APARTMENT-SIZE WASHER AND DRYER, stackable. Works great. $450/both. 578-3873. EARTH-LITE MASSAGE TABLE: Avalon, portable massage table, sage-green. Comes w/head-cradle and black carrying-case and strap. Great condition, great deal: $400. Call 229-5996. FREE 4-ROOM DIRECTV SYSTEM incl. standard installation. 3-months free HBO and Cinemax. Access to over 225 channels! Limited time offer, S&H, restrictions apply. 1-800-877-1251. (AAN CAN) GAS STOVE: Jotul Allagash in matte black w/thermostat. Only 2 years old. Perfect condition. Check out online, http://jotul flame.com/newgf300dv.html. $950. Call 324-1951. GAS STOVE w/2 kerosene heaters on side. Older Monarch. Req. no elec. Great for off-thegrid. Call Margaret, 223-5882. PACIFIC FITNESS HOME GYM w/leg press. Excellent condition. $900/OBO. 951-2400. SPA! Overstocked! New 7-person spa, loaded! Includes cover, delivery and warranty. $2999, was $5999. 1-888-397-3529. (AAN CAN). STAINED GLASS SUPPLIES BELOW WHOLESALE: (Retirement sale!), incl. tools, lamp bases/parts, night light and kaleidoscope parts, beveled glass, small kiln, kits, books, more. Call 877-3614.

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CELLOS, STRING BASSES, VIOLINS, VIOLAS: New and old instruments, sales, restoration and repair. Experienced luthiers. Paul Perley Cellos, in business since 1988. 802-229-1501, pperleycellos@aol.com.

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CD MANUFACTURING: Give us a call and see why over 200 of New England’s top musicians trust us with their CD manufacturing. Great prices and excellent service! Call Charles Eller Studios at 802-425-3508. COSMIC HILL RECORDING: MIDI and production services. Years of experience in writing, playing, recording and production. Dedicated to making your music sound great. $25 per hour. 496-3166. Moretown, VT. QUESTION MARK PRODUCTIONS: Audio engineering/production, live sound, recording. 802-578-9356. REMOTE RECORDING: We just went mobile! Charles Eller Studios is pleased to announce the addition of our new remote recording rig. Record anywhere you want on our new Yamaha O2R96 console with Protools HD for a total of 56 channels at 24bit/96k. Our collection of vintage and modern microphones as well as classic outboard gear

make this a unique recording option. Record your next CD for far less than the cost of a studio CD without compromising the quality! For more info about “Big Blue” see us at charlesellerstu dios.com or call 802-425-3508.

4 musicians wanted ACOUSTIC GUITAR AND/OR Piano player wanted: Contemporary Folk singer/songwriter (female) is looking for guitarist and/or pianist to accompany her original music, guitar and vocals. 325-3261. BASS PLAYER WANTED for ready to gig band. Local. Stone Temple Pilots, Three Doors Down and more. Contact Cory or Chris, 288-1528. DRUMMER WANTED for local band working on original music and playing out. We are looking ahead and want a drummer that will do the same, keep a beat and make rehearsals. Call 5989188, no half steppin’. FUN, LAID-BACK WOMEN’S A CAPPELLA group seeks new members. Must be able to attend practice once/week, Wednesdays, 7:30-9 p.m. Auditions will be held November 10, 8-9 p.m. Arranging ability, even slight, is a +. Please call Marika, 434-7266. LOOKING FOR MUSICIANS to form a band with a play list similar to that of WOKO (country). Call 373-4164. SEEKING GUITARIST FOR ROCK/FUSION instrumental trio. Influences: Dregs/Steve Morse, Jeff Beck, etc. Possible “second” project? Contact Kevin, boziot@ yahoo.com. or 849-6025. WANTED: ONE UPRIGHT BASSIST and one multi-instrumentalist (banjo, fiddle, percussion). We are guitar, mandolin, and vocals. Hillbilly, folk, w/world flavors. Call Skunk Hollow, 859-0929.

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GUITAR: All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, Sneakers Jazz Band, etc.), 862-7696, www.paulasbell.com. GUITAR INSTRUCTION: Relaxed yet disciplined arena. 20+ years experience. No-pretense environment fosters technique and creativity. Beginners welcome. Refs. avail. 802-877-3624. PIANO AND/OR IMPROVISATION: Lessons in theory, harmony and improvisation for all instrumentalists and vocalists. All ages! Beginning through advanced concepts taught with clarity and patience. Questions? Call Shane Hardiman, 279-8859, Winooski. hipkeys@lycos.com. VIOLIN LESSONS with Tom Charpentier. For all ages and abilities. Experience the joy of the four strings of the violin vibrating in harmony under your chin, right from the first lesson. Impossible you say, call today. Let me know that you saw this ad and receive your first lesson free. For more information, call Tom 434-4449.

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4 legals STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. Chittenden Superior court Civil Action No: S226-02-Cnc JONATHAN MERRILL and JENNIFER J. TAYLOR-MERRILL v. LATHAM TRAILER SALES, INC. v. EMPIRE HOMES, LLC and DARRYL L. HAYDEN SUMMONS To the above-named Third-Party Defendant, Empire Homes, LLC: You are hereby summoned and required to serve upon Jeffrey S. Marlin, Esq., Defendant/Third Party Plaintiff’s attorney, whose address is Lynn, Thomas & Mihalich, P.C., 7 Kilburn Street, Suite 5, Burlington, Vermont 05401, an answer to the ThirdParty Complaint which is herewith served upon you, within twenty (20) days after service of this summons upon you, exclusive of the day of service. You are further summoned and required to serve upon Plaintiff’s attorney, Richard R. Goldsborough, Esq., whose address is Perry, Schmucker & Goldsborough, PLLC, P.O. Box 2323, South Burlington, Vermont 05407, an answer to the Second Amended Complaint and Jury Demand which is herewith served upon you, within twenty (20) days after service of this Summons upon you, exclusive of the day of service. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the Second Amended Complaint and the Third-Party Complaint. Your answer must be filled with the Court. Unless the relief demanded in the Second Amended Complaint and the Third-Party Complaint is for damage covered by a liability insurance policy under which the insurer has the right or obligation to conduct the defense, or unless otherwise provided in Rule 13(a), your answer must state as a counterclaim any related claim which you may have against the Plaintiff’s and/or Defendant/T hird-Party Plaintiff, or you will thereafter be barred from making such claim in any other action. Dated: August 13, 2004 Jeffrey S. Marlin, Esq. Attorney for Defendant/ThirdParty Plaintiff Latham Trailer Sales, Inc.

4 support groups DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call United Way GET-INFO (a confidential help line) 652-4636, MondayFriday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Co-facilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?.

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7D SUPPORTGROUPSLEGALS TRANS PARTNERS AND ALLIES GROUP: Every 2nd Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Are you dating, in a civil union, married or attracted to a person who is transgendered? Looking for others like you to meet and talk in a safe and casual atmosphere? We have the peer support you’ve been looking for! R.U.1.2? TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: 4th Friday of every month, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2? 60+ SUPPORT GROUP: Ongoing weekly support group for men and women over the age of 60. Share your strengths and struggles with this particular stage of life. We have fun! Facilitated by Barbara L. Kester, Ph.D. 657-3668. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: First group meeting, Monday, November 8, 4:15-6 p.m., Northfield United Church, Main St. Info, 485-4934 or email suppgrp@yahoo.com. TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Sundays, 6 p.m. Weigh-in, 6:30-7:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 6553317 or Patricia, 658-6904. SUPPORT GROUP FOR PAINTERS: Borders, upstairs, Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Info, contact Jacqueline, 658-2976. INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 861-6000 or anne@booksby me.us. MOM SUPPORT GROUP: Mothers of young children meet in a supportive environment to talk about what parenting is really like. The Growth Center, 8 Pearl St., Essex Junction. 7-8:30 p.m. every other Wednesday, beginning November 17. Must preregister. Info, 879-1207. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 8624516, or visit www.together. net/~cvana. PARENTING GROUP: Parenting group for parents/guardians of children of any age. Wednesday mornings. Please call River Valley Associates for more information. 651-7520. AL-ANON/ALATEEN: Local meetings held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 8608388 or toll-free, 1-866-9725266. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m. For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net. Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 863-5708. Women call Valerie, 655-9478. SUICIDE SURVIVORS GROUP: Survivors and their families meet monthly for mutual support in the Burlington area, 6-7 p.m. Call for location, 223-4111.

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SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309. ADD PARTNERS SUPPORT GROUP forming. Does your partner or spouse have ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)? Would love to get together and share experiences, support, challenges. Please contact addpart ner@yahoo.com. WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds. DECLUTTERS SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612. PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call Amy at 247-5460 for more information. WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives. Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463. SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info. REIKI SUPPORT GROUP: July 18, 1-3 p.m. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington. All levels of students and practitioners are welcome. For more info., contact Joan at 860-4673 or Lynn at 893-3064. WANTED: Fellow painters to get together bi-weekly for coffee and to discuss our work. Support each other’s creativity! Show your work. Meet at local downtown coffee shops. Call 6582976, if interested. AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-4344423 or email: dragonheartver mont@gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS: Fridays, 6-7 p.m. The Society of Friends Meeting House, 173 N. Prospect St., Burlington. Free. Info, 479-0684. 12-step program designed to help women and men with depression, negative thinking or any mental/emotional problems. SELF-REALIZATION: Social/support group for likeminded people interested in spirituality, yoga, psychic experiences, transcendence and transformation. Burlington. If interested, call Jill at 877-3375 or email jlo@together.net. NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com.

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SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel@aol.com. WOMEN’S WEIGHT LOSS SUPPORT GROUP: Do we know what to do? Yes! Do we do it? Not always! Sometimes the answer is mutual support — for free! Let’s decide together what works for us. I want to start — do you? Anne, 861-6000. BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP open to new members. Meets downtown. Our goal is to become healthy and happy. For info, call Gerhard at 864-3103. ALS (LOU GEHRIG DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-862-8882 or vt@alsanne.org. AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:301:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463. WOMEN IN TRANSITION: Join a support/social group for women who are separated or divorced. The goal is to form a circle of friends for support and social activities. If interested email Katherine at MKR27609@aol.com. SMART RECOVERY: For info, contact Bob at 425-4058 or email carmody@madriver.com. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941. METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome. TRANS PARTNERS support group: Meet and talk w/other partners of transgendered/transsexual people. The second Friday of every month. R.U.1.2? Community Center, 6 p.m. 860RU12. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT group: Second Thursday of each month. McClure MultiGenerational Center, 6-8 p.m. Those who have hepatitis, their friends and family members are welcome. 454-1316. ARE YOU A BUTCH, F2M, StoneButch, TGButch, TransMan, Femme, High Femme or any other description of Butch, FtM or Femme/feminine woman? If so, join us as we plan fun activities and offer each other resources, support and friendship within the Butch/FtMFemme world. For more info, contact Miss Morpheus at miss morpheus1@yahoo.com. HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/ social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 865-9781. WOULD YOU LIKE to join a thriving, mixed social group? Get together for various activities/friendship in Montpelier/ Burlington. 229-4390 or email treesha7@ email.com.

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SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontauna turel.com. PARENTS TOGETHER support groups: Would you like to talk and share ideas with other parents about the joys and challenges of children? Support groups for all parents. Desireah, 796-3119. MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info. NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495. ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous. Wednesdays, 7:308:30 p.m. The Alano Club, 74 Hegeman Ave., Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Contact Valerie P. at 324-7847. BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family. Expert speakers often scheduled. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester. Call Deb Parizo, 863-8644. LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866869-7341 (toll-free). MENTAL HEALTH RECOVERY group: support and education for people with psychiatric challenges. Joan, 865-6135. FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors. 985-8600. SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL violence: Form contacts and discuss ways to begin healing. Women’s Rape Crisis Center, Burlington, 67:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0555. DIVORCED PEOPLE: If you are separated, thinking of separating, in the process of divorce, or just divorced, I’m thinking about starting a loose group where such people can talk, whine, have some fun, and maybe even get together. Perhaps there is life after him or her. If interested email Bob at bberman@ ttiglobal.com or call/lv msg. at 802-388-0779. WIDOWS & WIDOWERS: Looking for persons interested in forming a support group for activities in the Burlington area. Info, 656-3280. “HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support.

DEBTORS ANONYMOUS: Mon., 6-7 p.m. Wed. 7-8 a.m. Sat. 1011:30 a.m. Brenda, 658-9278. BURLINGTON MEN’S GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3742. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming.

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COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS: Every 3rd Tuesday of the month, 7-9 p.m. Christ Church Presbyterian, UVM, Burlington. Info, 482-5319. People mourning the loss of children, grandchildren or siblings find help and support. PROSTATE CANCER: The second and fourth Tuesday of the month, 5 p.m. Board Room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. Info, 800-639-1888. This “manto-man” support group deals with disease. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 863-2655. Overeaters get support in addressing their problem. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area. AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512. Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem? Al-Anon can help. DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL violence: WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Addison County for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Info, 388-4205. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802-862-4516 or visit www.together.net/cvana. EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS: Fridays, 6-7 p.m. The Society of Friends Meeting House, 173 N. Prospect St., Burlington. Free. Info, 899-3006. This 12-step program is designed to help women and men with depression, negative thinking or any mental or emotional problem. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS Anonymous: Sundays, 7 p.m. Free. Info, write to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, VT 05402. Get help through this weekly 12step program. HEROIN 101: Educational and informational support group. Free. First Wednesday of every month, 5:30-7:30 p.m. GMNC. 275 College St. Info, 860-3567. ALZHEIMER’S CAREGIVERS: Burlington, meets at Birchwood Terrace, 2nd & 4th Wed., at 1:30. Colchester, meets at FAHC, Fanny Allen Campus, 1st Thurs. of month at 3 and 7 p.m. Shelburne, meets at The Arbors, 2nd Tues. of month at 10 a.m. ADULTS EXPERIENCING the death of a loved one: Two Wed. evenings a month, First Congregational Church, Burlington. Info, 434-4159. DEMENTIA & ALZHEIMER’S disease support group for the caregivers: Barre, meets at Rowan Ct., 4th Wed. of month at 3 p.m. Montpelier, 338 River St., 2nd Wed. of month at 7 p.m. PARKINSON’S DISEASE: meets 1st Tues. of each month at the Heineburg Sr. Ctr., Heineburg Ave., Burlington. Lunch is avail. by calling 863-3982 in advance. CANCER SUPPORT GROUP: For people with cancer and their families. UHC campus, 1 South Prospect St., Arnold 2 Resource Rm. Every 2nd and 4th Mon., 56:30 p.m. Info, 847-8400.

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COLONIC HYDROTHERAPY: Digestive wellness. 20 years experience in holistic therapies. “Wellness begins from within.” Call for appt. 660-0779.

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FENG SHUI VERMONT: Consultations for homes, businesses, schools. Change your surroundings, change your life! Certified Feng Shui Practitioner Carol C. Wheelock, M.Ed. 802496-2306, cwheelock@feng shuivermont.com, www.feng shuivermont.com.

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MEN WANTED: www.maxxlength. com. (AAN CAN) MIND-BODY-SPIRIT MEDICINE: Opening Soon! The Maya Center for Integrated Medicine and Research provides comprehensive integrated health care for children and families. Services include traditional biomedicine, naturopathy, nutrition, herbal remedies, mindbody skills work, meditation, stress reduction and restorative yoga offered by licensed professionals. Call 802-985-4003.

VIAGRA: $2.40/dose. Cialis available. Lowest price refills. Guaranteed! Call PBG we can help! Nonprofit organization. Toll-free: 1-866-887-7283. (AAN CAN)

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HYPNOSIS. YES. IT WORKS. Effective for smoking cessation, weight loss, motivation, stress management and more! Call Kristin Watson, Certified Hypnotherapist, at Pathways to WellBeing, 862-8806 x 2.

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A GOOD MASSAGE is within reach. Offering Swedish-style relaxation massage. Office on Pine St. Affordable, with fees on a sliding scale. Andrew Powers, 3638704. A HEALING TOUCH Swedish massage. Relax deeply and receive all the benefits of an experienced, caring therapist. Gentle or deep pressure, depending on your needs. $50/1.15 hrs. Sierra-Maria Magdalena. 8624677, 306 So. Union St., Burlington. GREEN GODDESS HEALING: Combines Japanese Shiatsu and Western massage for a deep-tissue treatment, easing pain,

Katherine Graves. CMT, BHS Bodywork Therapist * Swedish/Sports Massage * Deep Tissue * Energy Work (Brennan Graduate) * LaStone Therapy * Thai-Yoga Bodywork

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reducing stress. Reflexology/ Reiki treatments avail. Burlington. Kristin, 862-8806 x 2. LOVINGKINDNESS MASSAGE THERAPY: Specializing in deep relief for back, neck and shoulders using Swedish, Triggerpoint, Reflexology and Healing Touch in a unique combination for your personal needs. Near downtown Burlington. Call Beth, CMT, 324-7440. METTA TOUCH: Thai Yoga Massage: Integration of gentle stretching, massage & acupressure techniques. Release stress & become energized! Blythe Kent, Certified Practitioner. Downtown Burlington, flexible schedule. 862-2212. MOONLIGHT MASSAGE: Journey into the realms of relaxation! Available in your home or hotel. Male clientele only. Contact Owen, 802-355-5247, www.moonlightmassage.com. STRONG HANDS AND A CARING MIND equal a soothing, full-body massage. Student discount. Feel free to stay as long as you like. Roy, 660-0903. TRAVEL TIRED? Work Weary? Relax and rejuvenate! Saturday, 11 a.m. - 6 p.m. Sunday by request. Tuesday, 11 a.m. - 6 p.m., Wednesday, 11 a.m. - 6 p.m., Friday, 2-8 p.m. Various modali-

ties. Tamah E. Augen, Bodywork Practitioner. Pathways to Wellbeing, Burlington. 310-6311. WINNER OF THE 2004 WELLNESS PRACTITIONER DAYSIES AWARD: Come in and feel these award-winning hands taking you to a place of healing and health through Reiki and deep-tissue massage for men and women with Sergio Corrales, CMT. Now accepting appointments for out/in calls. 324-8235. Burlington.

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IN-HOME PERSONAL TRAINING: Certified personal trainer w/experience and refs., specializing in weight loss, strength/toning and core. Will come to your home and train you. Call 999-6635. SKI SEASON IS COMING: Are you ready? Home Team Personal Training is offering a special program for skiers and snowboarders. Train in the privacy of your home or office. Call for a free consultation. Michael Sirois, ACE Certified Personal Trainer. 318-6477.

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BARBARA L. KESTER, Ph.D. Licensed psychologist-Doctorate. 125 College St., Burlington. Interactive, psychodynamic approach. Transitions, loss, abuse, divorce, health concerns. 657-3668.

4 relationship coaching

RELATIONSHIP COACHING: Learn how to communicate to relate as opposed to control, fight well and stay connected; leave the past out of “it” and begin with what is, right now! Robyn Yureck, CPCC Certified Life coach, 802-655-0131, robyny@adelphia.net.

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4 space for rent

BURLINGTON: Beautiful room for rent for healing arts practitioner at the Body Center. Incl. reception area and workshop space. Please call 865-9500, voicemail #3, if interested. BURLINGTON: Looking for massage therapist to rent part-time 1.5 days in established holistic healthcare center. Convenient downtown location. Beautiful, light space. Pathways to WellBeing, 862-8806 x 2, ask for Kristin. YOGA/SPIN STUDIO for rent. Fully equipped, just bring your talent and run your business. 316-1996, leave message.

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IN HOME BREASTFEEDING SUPPORT: Lactation Resources of Vermont, Sally MacFadyen IBCLC, Kathleen Bruce IBCLC and Mary Bibb IBCLC will provide professional lactation consultations in your home. Your insurance may even cover it. Call for details. 878-6181.

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free will astrology RE AL (March 21-Apr. 19): Three Aries starlets have recently stopped dying their hair blonde. Mandy Moore, Sarah Jessica Parker and Reese Witherspoon have all returned to their brunette roots, relieving themselves of the pressure to masquerade. I suggest you draw inspiration from their example. Stop all pretending. Throw off your disguises. Be as natural as you dare to be. Beginning November 22, “Know thyself ” will be your battle cry, and the best way to prepare for that day is to make “Be thyself!” your mantra for now.

TAURUS

(Apr. 20-May 20): On a song from his multi-platinum album, Get Rich or Die Trying, hip-hop artist 50 Cent sings, “I’m into having sex, I ain’t into making love.” Your assignment, Taurus, is to do the opposite: Be into making love, not having sex. What? You say you already do that all the time? Well I’d like to suggest that, like most of us, you still have a lot to learn about making love with your heart completely open and your mind full of innocent wonder. There’s more you could do to bestow blessings and invoke the divine presence while in your intimate embraces. Are you brave and humble enough to go to the next level? (P.S. If you don’t have a partner, work solo.)

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20): For years, the walls of many public restrooms were inscribed with the graffiti, “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.” Recently, my Gemini friend Ross made it his mission to spread a mutated version of that meme. He has personally decorated scores of bathroom walls with the saying, “A Gemini needs emotions like a fish needs a bicycle.” He

BY ROB BREZSNY

VIRGO

thinks your tribe can function just fine without the messy complications that emotions bring. I disagree. Though you certainly don’t need to wallow in the swampy tumult that some people seem addicted to, you do periodically require the humanizing effect of deep, mysterious, overwhelming feelings. This is one of those times.

CANCER

(June 21-July 22): If you’re fully alive, the answer to the question, “What is the meaning of life?” keeps evolving. Last century’s or last year’s truth can’t possibly be true for the person you are changing into. So what’s the answer for you these days? Only you can decide, of course, but I’ll offer a suggestion based on my astrological analysis. It’s from philosopher Tom Morris. “The meaning of life,” he says, “is creative love. Not love as an inner feeling, not as a private sentimental emotion, but love as a dynamic power moving out into the world and doing something original.”

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): Legendary underwater explorer Sylvia Earle was named a “Hero of the Planet” by Time magazine in recognition of her pioneering efforts to preserve marine sanctuaries. Because she holds so many diving records and has spent so many hours submerged in the ocean, she is known as “Her Deepness.” You should consider making this practical idealist your role model in the coming weeks, Leo. Her adventures are perfect metaphors for the work you should pursue: bold excursions into the intriguing abyss; devoted cultivation of the beauty that lies below; and in-depth care for your life’s submerged mysteries. (P.S. Do you mind if I refer to you as “Your Deepness”?)

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): If you’d like to be in harmony with cosmic rhythms, Virgo, spend quality time thinking about the future of your education. I’m not just referring to plans for school. You should ruminate about which people you’d like to learn from and how to hone your listening skills. You should take inventory of what subjects excite your curiosity and what training you’ll need to fulfill your dreams. I also urge you to freshen up your mind by emptying it of at least 10 of your entrenched opinions. Now write this gem from William Butler Yeats on a piece of paper, and carry it with you till December 1: “Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.”

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald’s best-known novel, was not the author’s first choice as a title. He wanted to call it “Trimalchio in West Egg,” but was overruled by an editor. Similarly, Gone with the Wind was originally “Tomorrow Is Another Day.” Valley of the Dolls was “They Don’t Build Statues to Businessmen.” And my book The Televisionary Oracle was initially called “A Feminist Man’s Guide to Picking Up Women.” I hope that hearing of these shifts inspires you to rename your own life story, Libra. The events of recent months have changed your long-term plot lines so much that you really do need a new title.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “A new idea is delicate,” wrote author Charles Brower. “It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person’s brow.” And that’s exactly why you should be so protective of your fresh

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(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “This is what I believe,” wrote D.H. Lawrence. “That my soul is a dark forest. That my known self will never be more than a little clearing in the forest. That gods come forth from the forest into the clearing of my known self, and then go back. That I must have the courage to let them come and go. That I will try always to recognize and submit to them.” I’m hoping this passage inspires you in two ways, Sagittarius. First, you’re in especially close touch with the deepest sources of your life, so it’s an excellent time to write your own creed, beginning with the phrase “This is what I believe.” Secondly, more gods than usual are coming forth into the clearing of your known self, and they’re uncommonly willing to give you juicy clues. Pay close attention to their whispers and screams.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22Jan. 19): “True beauty doesn’t reveal itself until the winds of time have had their say,” says graphic designer Todd Dominey. “Beauty is in the cracks, the worn spots, and the imperfect lines.” Your assignment, Capricorn, is to be on high alert for this phenomenon. In fact, I urge you to avoid being seduced by fresh shiny beauty. It would distract you from the more hard-to-find stuff — the worn, imperfect, cracked beauty that alone can feed your soul right now.

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PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): Leo Alard was the first Hispanic to become an Episcopalian bishop in the U.S. His pioneer spirit emerged early on. As a young priest in the 1960s, he headed a racially integrated parish in Cattahoochee, Florida. The bigots of the KKK didn’t look favorably on his work, and on one occasion they burned a cross on the church lawn. Alard, who was supervising a youth group on that particular night, brought the class out and had everyone toast marshmallows over the fire. I urge you to regard Alard as your hero in the coming week, Pisces, and imitate his genius. Capitalize fiercely on every apparent setback, making full use of playful humor and resourceful unpredictability.

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AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Conventional wisdom says the best problems are those that place us under duress. There’s supposedly no gain without pain; stress allegedly helps us call on resources that have been previously dormant. I partly agree. But I also believe that pain frequently generates no gain. We can easily get addicted to mediocre problems that drag on and on without rousing our sleeping genius. There is, furthermore, another class of problem — let’s call it the delightful dilemma — that neither feeds on nor generates angst. On the contrary, the delightful dilemma is fun and invigorating, and blooms when we’re feeling at home in the world. Imagine a life for yourself, Aquarius, in which the majority of your quandaries match this profile. Try out the theory that your most useful problems come when joy is your predominant state of mind.

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Anxiety and Depression Relationships • Trauma/Abuse • Sexuality Addictions/Compulsions • Diversity Individuals and Couples

approaches and budding innovations this week, Scorpio. They may ultimately evolve into breathtaking brainstorms if they’re given room to grow. Don’t discuss them with anyone except sensitive people who respect you.

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CLASSIFIED 4EMPLOYMENT & BUSINESS OPP. LINE ADS: 75¢ a word. 4LEGALS: Starting at 35¢ a word. 4REAL ESTATE + WELLNESS: 25 words for $10. Over 25: 50¢/word. 4REAL ESTATE PHOTO ADS: 25 + photo, $50, until it sells. 4LINE ADS: 25 words for $10. Over 25: 50¢/word. 4DISPLAY ADS: $18.50/col. inch. 4ADULT ADS: $20/col. inch. All line ads must be prepaid. We take VISA, MASTERCARD & cash, of course.

Coaching Vacancies

FABRIC CUTTER

ESSEX H IGH S CHOOL

Join our cut and sew team and participate in making futon covers, pillows and accessories for our national wholesale business. Responsibilities include spreading, marking and cutting of fabric. Ability to think on your feet and lift heavy objects required. Experience preferred, training available. Positive work environment.

We are now accepting applications for the following fall coaching positions for the 2004-05 school year:

Competitive wages and benefits.

Cheerleading Coach Pays $1926/winter season For additional information and to apply, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities).

Burlington Futon Company 388 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401

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Residential Service Coordinator

Bolton Valley Resort

Job Fair! Saturday, November 6th Bolton Sports Center 9-3

We are hiring in all departments, full and part-time positions. Bolton is only 20 miles from Burlington. Bolton Valley offers competitive wages, awesome benefits and resort privileges. Getting to Bolton is easier and night skiing makes using your priveleges easier as well. Come to our Job Fair and see why Bolton is the mountain where you should work and play.

Seeking: a part-time (20 hours/week) Resident Service Coordinator to enhance resident quality of life through the development, promotion, and coordination of a variety of activities, programs, and services for a multi-generational population. Educates residents on community services, coordinates weekly calendar of events, develops resident newsletter, and assists Property Manager with resident issues. Must possess excellent communication skills and the ability to work with a diverse client population. Previous experience coordinating services for seniors preferred. Must posess basic computer skills. Submit resumé to: Cathedral Square Corporation, Human Resources, 308 Pine Street, Burlington, VT 05401 or fax to (802) 863-6661, or e-mail to booth@cathedralsquare.org.

COMMON GROUND CENTER

Development Coordinator

Common Ground Center seeks a dynamic Development Coordinator to lead the organization in raising funds to meet the annual operating needs and assist in implementing a capital campaign for its ecologically designed family camp facility on 715 acres in Starksboro, VT. Capital campaign experience preferred, but will train. CGC is a multi-age arts, education and outdoor recreation center dedicated to building strong families within a diverse and supportive community. Strong organizational and communication skills a must. Hours negotiable, $14/hour + health insurance.

Email resumé, cover letter and a one-page writing sample to CGC Co-Director Jim Mendell at jim@cgcvt.org by November 24.

ESSEX J UNCTION R ECREATION & PARKS After-School Childcare: We are looking for several individuals to staff our state-licensed after-school programs for students in grades K-5. Youth Basketball: Part-time position available to assist in the coordination of our Youth Basketball Programs. For additional information and qualifications please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities), or call 878-1375.

For consideration, please send letter and resumé to:

Essex Junction Recreation and Parks, 75 Maple Street, Essex Jct., VT 05452 CSC offers competitive wages and an excellent benefit package. EOE

EOE

Are you tired of not getting recognized for your outstanding attitude? Join the team that cares about you!

FOR FILLING ONE OF 368 JOBS AT

SMUGGLERS’ NOTCH RESORT

Essex Location Needs

Holiday Help Needed Immediate Openings Packaging, Manufacturing & Warehouse/Shipping Team Members needed for entry-level, full-time temporary (seasonal) positions. 1st & 2nd shifts. Prior experience a plus.

Last Seen: In your mirror Distinguishing Marks: smile Possible Occupations: Retail Sales Clerks, Guest Service Staff, Housekeepers, Groundskeepers, Snowmakers, Activities Staff, Food & Beverage Staff, Lifeguards, Ski/Board/Nordic Instructors and many more!

Stop by to complete an application or send resumé to:

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Cooks Waitstaff & Drivers Apply in person: 1 David Drive, Essex, VT

St. Albans Location Needs

Cooks & Servers Apply in person: Highgate Shopping Plaza

South Burlington Location Needs

Cooks Waitstaff & Drivers

John Weishaar, Lake Champlain Chocolates 750 Pine Street, Burlington, VT 05401 john@lakechamplainchocolates.com

Apply in person: 764 Shelburne Road, South Burlington

Please specify which position and shift you are applying for. Generous employee discount (chocolate makes a great gift!).

Full & part-time benefits, flexible schedule. Always seeking entry-level managers.

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EMPLOYMENT Vermont Integrative Medicine

The Burlington Children’s Space is hiring! We have an opening for a:

OFFICE COORDINATOR

full-time Preschool Assistant Teacher

for naturopathic medical practice in holistic health clinic with warm atmosphere 4 days/approx. 32 hour per week. Caring individual with excellent communication skills and computer fluency. Wide-ranging tasks include: dispensing, inventory and purchasing of extensive natural pharmacy; reception; phone; fax; record keeping and filing; errands, etc. Please send resumé to:

172 Berlin St., Montpelier, VT 05602 • (802) 229-2635

Minimum of a CDA in Preschool with some experience preferred. Competitive salary based on education and experience. Benefits. Please call Erinn Simon at (802) 658-1500 ext. 12 for more information or email resumé to: egreene@burlingtonchildrensspace.org.

Position open until filled, but don’t wait, because we’re great! EOE

Burlington Bagel Bakery ROOFERS & LABORERS

Customer Service Person Now hiring a

who enjoys early mornings and a fast-paced environment. Apply in person at 992 Shelburne Rd. South Burlington

Good wages & benefits Women & minorities encouraged to apply. Apply in person at: A.C. Hathorne Co., 252 Ave. C, Williston, VT 862-6473

CARPENTERS LABORERS CARPENTRY SUBS

Electricians Omega Electric has immediate openings with long-term job opportunities for Electricians and Apprentices. Omega offers competitive wages, medical and dental insurance, a 401K plan, profit sharing and a vacation package including six paid holidays. EOE, minorities and women encouraged to apply.

Burlington Construction Management company is seeking experienced hard-working people to fill these positions. Positive attitude a must. Career advancement possibilities. Please call (802)862-1997, or fax resumé to (802)862-9600. GOLDFIELD CONSTRUCTION MANAGEMENT, LLC. 131 Church Street, Burlington, VT

Call (802) 862-0517.

Gentlemen’s Top Option BREAD DELIVERY We have a full-time position available for a trustworthy, dependable individual who enjoys Duxbury, VT early mornings, working with the public, and driving around our beautiful state. Competitive wages, benefits (and bread perks!).

FULL-TIME MASTER CONTROL OPERATOR/ PRODUCTION ASSISTANT

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WCAX-TV is seeking applicants for a full-time Master Control Operator/Production Assistant. You can join our professional team. Proven interest or knowledge in television, broadcast, video or audio is desired. This is a very detailed and demanding position. Evening and night shift. Reliability and punctuality a must. Mail or email resumé to:

MC PRODUCTION, WCAX-TV Dept. #900, P.O. Box 608 Burlington, VT 05402 or Jobs@wcax.com

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Gallery Assistant

Frog Hollow on the Marketplace is seeking a creative, committed, reliable, responsible, motivated individual for a part-time, seasonal position as a Gallery Assistant. Previous retail experience required. Interest in art or fine craft preferred. Call (802) 863-6458 or drop off a resumé at 85 Church Street, Burlington.

No phone calls, please.

WORK HAPPY. You spend too much time at work to not enjoy it. That’s why Kohl’s invites you to join our friendly team. As one of the fastest growing department store chains in America, Kohl’s offers a dynamic, secure environment, competitive compensation, great benefits, and immediate merchandise discounts. We’re currently seeking Associates for the following positions at our South Burlington store:

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PREP COOK Enthusiastic, creative, prep cook needed to join our team at the organic café. Contact Brian or Eve in the café for more information.

Administrative Assistant Part-time, temporary position (24-30 flexible hours) in Montpelier with Family Court Operations. Minimum two years clerical or college. $11.46 per hour. Application and recruitment notice available at www.vermontjudiciary.org or the Office of the Court Administrator. Deadline: Friday, November 19, 2004 at:

Office of the Court Administrator 109 State Street Montpelier, VT 05609-0701 Phone (802) 828-3278 • TTY (802) 828-3234 The Vermont Judiciary is an equal opportunity employer.

Vermont.com is Vermont… …providing information about everything in the state of Vermont!

Operations Manager to take us to the next level! Small – but growing – profitable Internet company seeks a dedicated, hard-working, successful/proven, motivated individual with strong sales and business background. Regional connections to a Vermont customer base and Internet advertising experience a plus. Top package available for performance based results.

Send resumé with cover letter to: Corporation president – Mark Koffman Mark@Vermont.com

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Nail Technician Seeking licensed nail techs that love to give insanely great treatments. We are looking for talented, remarkable people who will grow with our fast-growing spa. Call 657-3233 for more info.

COOK Full-time with Benefits. Elder Care Home

SHELBURNE COMPETITIVE PAY.

Donna @ 802-985-8600

Immediate Employment Openings!

DRIVERS AND HELPERS WANTED for appliance delivery. Tuesday-Saturday schedule, starting pay $100/day, plus tips. Clean driving record preferred. Training provided. Immediate openings available.

Contact Rich (802) 345-8118

HELP WANTED Part and full-time, weekends and weekdays

PREP/DISH PERSON Apply at Sakura 2 Church Street, Burlington

a Warehouse, Manufacturing & Production a Call Center a Accounts Payable/Receivable a Administrative Assistants

Contact Adecco at emily.luce@adeccona.com or call 658-9111 or 527-0006. EOE

COMMUNITY SERVICE FIELD ADVOCATE PROGRAM SERVICES CLERK Agency of Human Services/ Department of Corrections The Community High School of VT is seeking a selfmotivated Program Services Clerk. Must be able to prioritize and multitask, as the Community High School of VT has seventeen districts statewide. Computer literacy, data entry and minute-taking skills are a must. Preference will be given to those who are detail-oriented, with good written and oral communication skills. Candidates must have a high school diploma or equivalent and two years of office clerical experience. The base salary is $24,980, plus a full benefit package. For further information, contact the Community High School of VT, Department of Corrections (802) 241-2589.

Part-time Preschool Movement/ Dance Instructors for YMCA youth programs. Times include Tuesdays and Thursdays, 1:45-2:45 pm, and Saturdays 9:30 am–12 pm, and 2-3 pm. Phys. Ed., Dance or Gymnastics background required. Salary includes facility membership. Contact Stacia Mock at smock@gbymca.org or 862-9622.

Part-time Group Fitness and Water Fitness Instructors needed to teach Yoga, Aerobics, Core and Water Aerobics classes. Start immediately. Experienced and certified. Benefits include facility membership. Contact Kevin Hatin at khatin@ gbymca.org or 862-9622.

To apply, visit the Department of Personnel website: www.vtstatejobs.info and apply online or contact VT Department of Personnel, Employment Services, Osgood Building, 103 South Main Street, Waterbury, VT 05671-2801 (802) 241-4380. Application deadline is November 15, 2004.

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It’s that time again – to start thinking about the winter season, getting into shape, tuning your gear, and looking for a great job. Are you interested in working in a fun environment, meeting interesting new people and skiing & riding the best in the East for FREE…then head for the mountains and attend Stowe Mountain Resort’s winter job fair!

Currently accepting applications for: • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •

Cubs Daycare Attendants F&B – cooks, cashiers, waitstaff Front Desk/Reservations Guest Service Representatives Housekeeping Inspectors Indoor Adventure Center Staff Information Center Agent Lift and Parking Attendants Mountain Access Stewards Race Assistants & Coach Rent & Repair Technicians Ski Patrol Snowmakers & Groomers Retail Sales Associates Ticket Sellers

When:

Saturday, November 6th, 10am-2pm Where:

Resumé and cover letter by November 12, 2004 to:

Full-time Customer Service Representative The YMCA has an immediate opening in Member Services. Candidates must be detail oriented, have excellent data entry skills and possess the ability to multi-task in a fast-paced environment. Strong people and phone skills are a must. Excellent salary, benefits, paid vacation and facility membership. Email cover letter and resumé to dhatoff@gbymca.org.

Winter Job Fair…

ACA/CVOEO seeks a Community Service Field Advocate. Full-time, $12.05 per hour, comprehensive benefit package. Requires ability to work with low-income people who are homeless or at risk of becoming homeless. Communication, advocacy, problem solving and negotiation skills vital. Knowledge of public assistance programs, valid Vermont driver’s license and transportation necessary. Basic commitment to economic and social justice. Bargaining Unit position.

Desiree Garen ACA/CVOEO PO Box 82 Middlebury, VT 05753

People of color and from diverse cultural groups are especially urged to apply. EOE

EXPERIENCED PRESS OPERATOR Experienced operators needed to run 12-unit offset web press. Work on state of the art equipment, earn up to $18 an hour, receive a great benefits package and work with a quality crew. Press apprentices also needed. We’re willing to train the right people. If you’d like to participate in this exciting venture, send letter and qualifications to:

SD Employment Box TA P.O. Box 1164 Burlington, VT 05402 EOE

employment@sevendaysvt.com

Warehouse Assistant

To acquire, stock, distribute, and oversee warehouse inventory by assisting the Warehouse Supervisor. 1-2 years warehouse experience. Valid VT driver’s license, drive a standard. Lift 50lbs or more repeatedly.

Starting wage: $12.05 per hour Hours: 40 per week— plus Benefits Letter of interest, resumé, and 3 references to:

Toll House Conference Center Bring your resumé and two written work references. You will have the opportunity to meet and interview with hiring managers.

Attn: Wanda Hines, Director The Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf 228 N. Winooski Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 Members of minority and diverse cultural groups are encouraged to apply.

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EMPLOYMENT PROJECT MANAGER Burlington Construction Management Co. is seeking an experienced, hard-working Project Manager. Positive attitude a must. Career advancement possibilities. Please call (802)862-1997, or fax resumé to (802)862-9600. GOLDFIELD CONSTRUCTION MANAGEMENT, LLC. 131 Church Street, Burlington, VT

Full-time/part-time AMERIC AN FLATBREAD at the Marble Works is looking for the right person to lead the restaurant kitchen in Middlebury. We are looking for someone with a high level of respect for food integrity and quality, a team player and someone who loves the excitement of a busy restaurant. 35-40 hours/week. Hourly compensation and benefits. Cal l B eea t o in qu ire ab ou t joi nin g o ur team of people dev oted to th e fu n a nd a rt o f fo od . (802) 388- 3300.

• Counter Help • Waitstaff Breakfast and Lunch. Flexible hours. Will train. Great working environment. Fair pay. 2121 Essex Road, Taft Corners, Williston. Apply within between 9 a.m. - 11 a.m. & 2:30 p.m. - 4:30 p.m.

employment@sevendaysvt.com • employment@sevendaysvt.com COTS Streetwork Case Manager

Provide Case Management services to homeless single adults as they transition to stable housing. Strong communication skills and the ability to work with varied populations required. MSW or BSW with experience preferred. Resumés accepted until position filled. Send resumé and cover letter to Kelley Newell.

COTS P.O. Box 1616 Burlington, VT 05402-1616 No phone calls accepted. EOE

The South End Arts and Business Association, a nonprofit driving the creative economy of Burlington’s Enterprise Zone by fusing culture and commerce, is seeking a full-time

Computer Programmer. The successful candidate will be a good problem solver with a solid logic background and a strong interest in design, coding and supporting accounting applications. We will provide training in our development environment.

Email us at datasystems@datasystems.coop www.datasystems.coop

Project Coordinator, Fitness Grant Community Connections seeks dynamic individual to coordinate new PEP wellness grant. The Coordinator will work with our 9 schools for in-school and out-of-school activities to support fitness and nutrition improvements for kids and families. Need organized, energetic, independent person with strong communication and interpersonal skills, Bachelor’s degree or equivalent experience. Half-time position with competitive salary and benefits. EOE. Send letter and resumé to:

Community Connections 58 Barre Street Montpelier, VT 05602 (802) 223-3456

Visit our website www.communityconnections.us for more details.

e it v r u ct o c e re x E Di

Data Systems, a worker-owned corporation, has created Order Fulfillment, Accounting and E-Commerce solutions for businesses for over 26 years and has an opening for a

Candidate must be a self-starter with excellent communication, writing and management skills. Individual will work with Board of Directors, staff and association members providing support services, event planning and fund raising. Applicants please email resumé and statement by November 30th to: seaba@thewaitingroomvt.com (subject: seaba res.)

THE DEPOT THEATRE

Managing Director WAITSTAFF OPENINGS: Immediate openings, experience a plus. Must be able to work full-time, including evening, weekend & holiday shifts. Must be able to work in a high-volume, fast-paced environment. Must be able to work as part of the team. Apply in person to:

Windjammer Restaurant 1076 Williston Road South Burlington, VT 05403

sought to lead professional upstate NY Theatre Company into next phase of growth. The Managing Director will take a “hands on” role to lead theatre operations, finance, fundraising and marketing. Experience in nonprofit administration and fundraising recommended. Send resumé by 11/19/04 to info@ depottheatre.org or fax to (518) 962-2022. Salary Package: $30,000. EOE

Join the Small Dog team!

For a fun, fast paced time. Small Dog Electronics is seeking a qualified individual to join our team as a part-time sales representative for our busy retail showroom in Waitsfield, Vermont. The successful candidate will have strong computer skills with preference given for those individuals that have Apple Macintosh skills. Candidates must be available Saturdays and be able to commit 20 hours per week. Please e-mail your resume to Rob Berkey at: Berkey@smalldog.com, no phone calls please.

Thursdays, November 4th and 11th

Small Dog Electronics is a non-smoking environment, smokers need not apply. We are a member of Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility. Small Dog Electronics, Inc. is an equal employment opportunity employer. Employment decisions are based on merit and business needs, and not on race, color, citizenship status, national origin, ancestry, gender, sexual orientation, age, religion, creed, physical or mental disability, marital status, veteran status, political affiliation, or any other factor protected by law. Small Dog Electronics complies with the law regarding reasonable accommodation for handicapped and disabled employees.

Thursdays, November 4th and 11th

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT ANICHINI, Inc., a rapidly growing international luxury

textile and home accessories company located in Tunbridge, VT, is seeking a person to assist the C.I.O. in the day-to-day operations of its network environment, including maintenance of the network, workstations, laptops, back-up systems and printers. This person would also support remote locations.

C.I.O. ASSISTANT The ideal candidate will have knowledge of NT Networking, NT Workstations, Domains, Exchange, Citrix and SMS Software. Knowledge of database management, strong communication skills, attention to detail, the ability to work well under pressure and a willingness to learn are critical. Knowledge of accounting would be helpful. This is a full-time position offering competitive salary and benefits. Please submit resumé with references to:

Anichini, Inc., Attn: Peter Timpone PO Box 67 Tunbridge, VT 05077 or email ptimpone@anichini.com

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Residential Substitute Cook (hours as needed) Looking for a substitute cook to relieve the full-time cooks to work in a community care home with adults who are considered to have a mental illness. Must have patience, compassion and a desire to work in this setting. Great opportunity to gain experience. Send resumé to Lis Mickenberg.

Residential Treatment Counselor Energetic, responsible individual needed to join our team working in a residential program for adults who are considered to have a mental illness and/or co-occurring (mental health/substance abuse) disorders. Part-time with excellent benefits BA/BS needed, related Human Services experience preferred. Send resumé to Lis Mickenberg.

Substitute Residential Worker Compassionate, dependable individuals needed to work as substitutes for all shifts including sleep and awake overnights working with adults who are considered to have mental illness and co-occurring disorders. Send resumé to Lis Mickenberg.

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SUPERVISORY UNION 2004-2005 Non-Licensed Openings SHELBURNE COMMUNITY SCHOOL Part-time High Needs Special Education Paraeducator – The Shelburne School District is seeking an energetic and creative individual interested in working with students with multiple disabilities in an outside-of-school setting. Significant training and support are offered. Flexible hours. Prior experience helpful but not necessary. If interested, please send a resumé and three letters of reference to Scott Orselet, 5420 Shelburne Road, Suite 300, Shelburne, VT 05482. For more information, you may contact Patty Spagnolo or Jody Blanchard at 985-3331.

The Howard Center for Human Services 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 or email Lism@howardcenter.org. EOE/TTY We welcome and encourage minorities, women, and people with disabilities to apply.

Please visit www.howardcenter.org to see all current job opportunities.

Middle School Paraeducator – Seeking an energetic, self-starter to work in a progressive, highly individualized program. Qualified candidates should enjoy working with adolescents, work well in a team and be able to take/use constructive feedback. Significant training and support provided. Competitive pay and benefits. Please send a resumé and three letters of reference to Scott Orselet, 5420 Shelburne Road, Suite 300, Shelburne, VT 05482. Any questions you may contact Patty Spagnolo at 383-1132.

Coaches – Boys Middle School Basketball.Two Coaching positions available for Middle School Boys Basketball. Practice and games are Monday through Friday from 3 to 6:30 p.m. Begins mid November 2004 and runs through midFebruary 2005. If interested please contact Alan Mihan at 985-3331.

CLINTON COMMUNITY COLLEGE ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT TO VICE PRESIDENT FOR STUDENT SERVICES New position reporting directly to VP for Student Services with responsibility for daily operations of office, database management, recordkeeping and other duties. Qualifications include Bachelor’s degree in education, student personnel services or related field. Previous experience with project and personnel management, preferably in higher education setting; excellent customer service, organizational and communication skills with focus on details and deadlines; working knowledge of personal computer applications, including word processing, electronic spreadsheets and database management, i.e., Excel, Access, Word and Outlook required. For additional information on this opportunity visit www.clinton.edu. Applicants who do not meet the minimum qualifications as stated are encouraged to put in writing precisely how their background and experience have prepared them for the responsibilities of the position and by providing appropriate references. Exceptions to degree requirements may be made for compelling reasons. Salary range of $29,000 $30,000, based on experience and qualifications, is complemented by an excellent benefits package. For full consideration, application materials must be received by November 22, 2004. Please submit cover letter, resumé, application form (available at www.clinton.edu) and unofficial transcripts to:

Human Resources Officer, Clinton Community College 136 Clinton Point Drive, Plattsburgh, New York 12901 Clinton Community College, a member unit of the State University of New York system, is an affirmative action, equal opportunity employer. Consistent with the Americans with Disabilities Act, applicants needing reasonable accommodations during the employment process should advise HR as necessary.

Wanted: New hires. In a hurry. Web Developer/ Maintains documentation to support all web development. Network Administrator Must have a proven track record as a programmer, systems analyst, and project manager. In-depth understanding of software development tools using HTML, CSS, XML, Javascript, ASP, ASP.Net, VB.net, and Cold Fusion. Extensive experience with MS SQL, MS Access, and MS IIS Server a must. Proficiency in the following a plus: Macromedia Dreamweaver, Adobe Photoshop, WebTrends Log Analyzer, Mailworkz Broadcast, and Macromedia Flash. Administration of client/server network running on Windows 2000 Server with experience integrating Apple OSX into PC network. Day to day support and long term architecture. Responsibilities include file server, workstation, network management; administration of mail server, viruswall/firewall, web servers.

Senior Media Buyer Regional and national buying, with N.E. emphasis. Broadcast, print, interactive, outdoor. Candidates should have strong strategic background and excellent presentation skills.

Account Coordinator Key support person for account managers and creative team. Responsibilities include traffic, sourcing of outside vendors, logistics and details surrounding photo and television shoots, and keeping an aggressive pace while also keeping the peace. Proven organizational skills and a constant smile are musts.

Office Administrator Job share position. Responsibilities include first command on (part-time) phones, word processing, supply inventory management, mailing prep. 18-22 hours weekly. Send cover letter and resume to Paul Kaza, President & Creative Director: pkaza @ paulkaza.com; no calls please. 1233 Shelburne Road, C-3, So. Burlington, VT 05403

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Howard Community Services A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services 102 S. Winooski Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 www.HowardCenter.org

BUSINESS ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE Opening for a customer-oriented sales professional to travel throughout the assigned geographic territory of Chittenden County, VT and Clinton, Essex, and Franklin Counties, NY, selling Unicel/RCC products and services to current and prospective business customers. Responsible for meeting revenue enhancement goals through established standards for visitations and activations. Primary responsibility for long-term customer care and service. The successful candidate will be highly organized, outgoing and able to work independently, while continuously providing exceptional quality service. Prior Sales experience preferred. Must have valid driver’s license. Full-time position that includes a base salary and commission. Forward resumé with cover letter and salary requirements to:

Human Resources 6 Telecom Drive Bangor, ME 04401 fax: (207) 973-3427 email: candacelk@rccw.com

Shared Living Provider Needed Sports, and nature-loving man in his early 40’s looking for a HALFTIME home provider who is open to trying new things and who enjoys a variety of activities. He loves to fish, watch sports, and go for hikes. He also thrives on predictable change and he therefore is with a regularly scheduled weekend respite provider. Support provider should be good at setting boundaries and being flexible. He has daytime supports. This position includes excellent tax-free compensation, rent, training, generous respite stipend, and the opportunity to work with a supportive team. Must live in Chittenden County. Contact Kathy at 802-865-6173 for more information about this opportunity (and others!) or for general information about this program.

Residential Instructor (2 Positions)

www.Unicel.com EOE

Director of Development and Community Relations Visiting Nurse Association of Chittenden and Grand Isle Counties The VNA, Vermont’s largest and most extensive home and community-based health care agency, seeks a qualified development officer to lead an experienced team of five while cultivating active and prospective donors and advancing the fundraising and public relations goals of the agency. This position oversees annual and program funds, special fundraising and awareness events, grant research and development and other fundraising initiatives. This position also plays an active role in VNA’s ongoing endowment campaign, in collaboration with the campaign manager. Cultivation of press, governmental and community relations falls under the direction of this senior executive team position. Preferred candidates will have a Bachelor’s degree and several years of progressive experience as a development professional. Required qualifications include strong leadership and organizational skills as well as writing and communication skills. To apply, please send resumé with cover letter referencing this position to:

VNA, Attn: HR 1110 Prim Road Colchester, Vermont 05446

Excellent opportunities to work with adolescents with dual diagnosis of developmental disabilities and psychiatric or mental health diagnosis. This residential treatment milieu is a dynamic program that offers individualized treatment in a broad spectrum of areas including attachment disorder, posttraumatic stress, and major mental illness. This is also a great opportunity to receive training and supervision for working with families and other service providers. Other forms of training will be provided, including crisis management, medication administration, etc. Join a dynamic team of other Residential Instructors who are very capable in the areas of teamwork, support, communication, and clinical problem solving. One of the positions is full-time (40 hours/week) and the other position is part-time (20 hours/week – Saturdays and Sundays). Reliable transportation is mandatory as well as satisfactory completion of background screenings. Please send resumés and cover letters to Mark Margolis, MA Clinical Psychology or call 860-3579 to inquire about the position.

Respite Providers Support providers are needed to provide supports to individuals with developmental disabilities. Howard Community Services acts as a listing agency. After the screening process is complete, providers are listed out to consumers and others on their team that will employ providers. Various opportunities are available that offer a flexible schedule and skill-building challenges. Hours and locations vary. Contact Melissa at 802-652-2123 for more information.

Specialized Community Support Worker Seeking dedicated and dependable individuals for a variety of positions to provide support to individuals with developmental disabilities both in the community as well as in a staffed apartment setting. The following positions are currently available: 40-hour evening shift; 40hour awake overnight shift; 32-hour day/evening shift; 16-hour weekend awake overnight shift. Successful candidates will possess enthusiasm, commitment, flexibility, and an ability to work within a team. Experience working with legal risk clients as well as in school settings helpful. Valid driver’s license and dependable transportation required. Please submit resumé and cover letter to Brian Gilbar or email BrianG@ HowardCenter.org.

Case Manager, Clinical Case Management Team World-leading technology team, incredible office space, benefits galore and ski passes, exciting work environment, talented colleagues and more! Current openings in Burlington:

Accountant Client Support Rep Candidates interested in our Support position MUST have recent, relevant customer service experience. A solid understanding of HTML and basic graphic work are necessary. Extraordinary communication and problem-solving skills are key to these positions. Candidates interested in our Accountant position will help implement new policies, procedures, systems and initiatives and ensure smooth operations of day-to-day functions in AP and AR. Your BS in accounting or a related field will be put to good use! Experience of at least 3 years is required for these positions. Related automotive industry experience is a plus! If you thrive in a challenging, fast-paced workplace, please email your resumé to:

careers@dealer.com Please reference 110304.

Looking for a dynamic individual to work as part of a case management team that coordinates services for adults with developmental disabilities. Full-time, M-F with benefits. Position involves oversight/ coordination of staffed apartments as well as supervision of direct service staff. Experience in supervising staff, working with clients with legal risk, and knowledge of school systems desirable. Bachelor’s degree in related field, valid driver’s license and dependable transportation required. Two to three years’ experience preferred. Please submit resumé and cover letter to Brian Gilbar or email BrianG@ HowardCenter.org.

Residential Instructor Feel wonderful about your work each day while enjoying a great compensation and benefits package, team support and training opportunities! This position offers a conscientious, detail- & teamoriented individual the chance to work with a fun-loving and energetic team of staff providing residential support and training to six developmentally disabled adults in basic living, vocational, social and community activities. Responsibilities also include personal care and household duties. Daytime hours. Valid driver’s license and dependable transportation a must. Send resumé to Brandi Corrigan, Howard Community Services, 1822 North Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401 or email BrandiCo@HowardCenter.org. *** EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply ***

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Downs Rachlin Martin

The Baird Center for Children and Families A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services

FIRST CALL Corporate Paralegal Vermont’s largest law firm seeks a paralegal professional to join its captive insurance and business law team in our Burlington office. Primary responsibilities include maintaining client corporate records, daily contact with captive insurance management firms, and preparing governance and transactional documents. This position requires topnotch research and communication skills, solid experience in Word and the Windows operating environment and strong organizational skills. A Bachelor’s degree is required and prior paralegal experience or a paralegal degree is preferred. Experience in the insurance industry is a plus.

Real Estate Paralegal We are seeking a skilled paralegal with two to three years experience in title searches in the field, preparation of title reports and documents, tracking title information, local and state permitting and spreadsheet development and analysis. The ideal candidate will have strong organizational skills, be self-confident and a self-starter with lots of initiative, and excellent writing and communication skills. DRM offers excellent salary and benefits, and opportunity to grow. Please submit your resumé to:

Barbara Graf • Downs Rachlin Martin PO Box 190 • Burlington, VT 05401

First Call for Children and Families is a 24/hour crisis service for youth and families in Chittenden County, providing phone support and community outreach. Our team currently has three openings, one of which is a leadership position. If you enjoy working with young people and families and have some crisis experience, please send a letter of interest along with a resumé to Laura Pearce. A Master’s degree in a human service field and a valid driver’s license are required.

RESIDENTIAL– Residential Therapist Seeking 30 hour/week clinician for fast-paced, dynamic long-term residential treatment facility to provide weekly individual/family therapy for 12 residents. Experience with PTSD, attachment issues, significant childhood psychiatric disorders, and system of care issues. Group facilitation as needed with clients. Attendance at Treatment Team meetings, preparation of clinical reports, participation in weekly staff meetings and mandatory Agency trainings required. Strong collaboration skills necessary. Please send resumé to Coleen Lillie. Master’s in Social Work, Counseling, or Psychology required. Licensure preferred.

The Baird Center 1138 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 (802) 863-1326 bairdjobs@howardcenter.org • www.howardcenter.org EOE/TTY * Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

employment@sevendaysvt.com • employment@sevendaysvt.com

Sales and Marketing Coordinator Seven Days has re-opened the search for a full-time coordinator to assist our classified and display sales teams. Duties range from taking roommate ads over the phone to designing and implementing the paper’s general marketing plan. The coordinator will create collateral materials to facilitate ad sales, organize events and sponsorships, pitch in on special projects and explore online opportunities to increase ad revenue and reader interaction.

Ideal applicant will also: • have some direct-sales experience. Handling a few select “house” accounts is part of the job. Excellent customer service skills are essential, both in person and on the phone. • understand marketing as it applies to media. Familiarity with the alternative newsweekly business is a plus. • be self-motivated but also a team player. “Multi-tasking” doesn’t quite cover it. In this position, you’ve got to be humble enough to hunker down with a bulk mailing, and sufficiently confident and self-assured to host a singles event. • think creatively and strategically. It’s up to you to structure sponsorships and other marketing opportunities to benefit all parties. • not mind being called the S&M person. In addition to your resumé and cover letter, please include a one-page response to the following questions: • What do you think is good – and bad – about the way Seven Days promotes itself? • Using your skills in marketing, sales and events planning, what would you do to increase reader demand for the paper and improve its visibility in the community?

Send all of the above to: Jobs, Seven Days, P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402, or to jobs@sevendaysvt.com. No phone calls, please.

New England Federal Credit Union,Vermont’s largest Credit Union with 7 branch locations, is a growing organization committed to excellence in price, convenience, service, simplicity, and to sharing success. NEFCU offers a stable, supportive, high-standards work environment, where employees are treated as key stakeholders. Please visit our website - www.nefcu.com to learn more about the great opportunities and benefits that exist at NEFCU.

MEMBER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE To create a strong member relationship by performing member services in a friendly and accurate manner. The successful candidate will be committed to excellence in all areas of member service, demonstrate flexibility in different roles to meet the needs of the Branch, have effective communication and problem solving skills, be committed to first time accuracy, and show personal initiative to acquire knowledge necessary for success. This position requires the ability to work 3/10-hour days and every Saturday 6/hours a day (you will work 36 and get paid for 40.) If you are interested in an exciting job opportunity and are able to meet our flexible scheduling requirements we would like to hear from you.

TELLER NEFCU tellers have excellent, effective communication skills, are friendly and personable, and provide our members with excellent customer service. Qualified candidates must show attention to detail, be knowledgeable with computers and demonstrate accuracy. Cash handling and customer service experience required. If you would like the opportunity to work in a professional atmosphere where teamwork and customer service are hallmarks of the organization, please consider working with us. This opportunity requires the ability to work a rotating flexible schedule and 2 Saturdays a month.

If you believe you have the talents and skills to contribute to success at NEFCU and would like to be part of a dynamic team, please forward a brief statement of your interest in the position along with your resumé in confidence to HR@nefcu.com or by mail to NEFCU, Human Resources, P.O. Box 527, Williston, VT 05495-5027.

EOE

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EMPLOYMENT We have the jobs you’ll want to keep.

looking for very flexible part-time (PPT) staff.

sales/ marketing $8/hour plus bonus.

SEVEN DAYS

Call 951-5700 for details.

employment@sevendaysvt.com Lund Family Center, a Vermont Parent Child Center, helps children thrive by serving families with children, pregnant or parenting teens and young adults and adoptive families.

Infant Teacher for NAEYC Accredited Center needed. Position is full-time, year-round, collaborating with other teachers to enhance and enrich the days of children ages 2 weeks to 18 months in a cooperative team environment. Minimum AS in Child Development or related field, and 2 years experience working with young children. Looking for warm, caring, dedicated individual with a passion for working with children and families. Competitive salary and benefits package. Please submit resumé to: Cait Phalen, Childcare Coordinator at address below or to caitp@lundfamilycenter.org, Fax (802) 864-1619.

Vermont Certified Teacher needed full-time to provide academic and life skills coursework to pregnant/parenting adolescents in an alternative education program within a therapeutic treatment program. The teacher will focus on student MATH and SCIENCE skills, but will also provide academic and social skill support across the curriculum. The ability to address multiple learning styles within a student-centered educational setting is crucial. The candidate must have experience managing adolescent behaviors, individualizing education and working independently in an organized manner. Please send resumé and three letters of reference to: Kris Hoffman, Educational Services Coordinator.

Lund Family Center 76 Glen Rd. Burlington, VT 05401

Make A Difference Join a special team of people who make a real difference in the lives of the elderly. We provide non-medical companionship and help in their homes. Flexible day, evening, overnight and weekend shifts available in Chittenden, Franklin, Lamoille, and Addison Counties.

Home Instead Senior Care CALL: 860-4626

busy.

Champlain Vocational Services 512 Troy Avenue, Suite 1 Colchester, VT 05446 655-0511

Several Home Provider Positions Available Benefits include a generous tax-free stipend, respite dollars and training. Seeking 2 separate, responsible, compassionate individuals to provide home supports to a young man in his spacious Colchester home with a separate partial upstairs apartment. Call or email:

Brent Hewey, bhewey@cvsvt.org Also seeking 2 dedicated applicants to support a gentleman in the community and in his South Burlington home. Call or email:

Al Frugoli, afrugoli@cvsvt.org Looking for an individual or couple to support a young woman in their quiet home. Call or email:

LINE COOK DISHWASHER j Full-time positions. Possible benefits available. Experience required. Apply in person or call for an interview.

j 658-1838

1355 Williston Road So. Burlington, VT 05403

Laura Walker, lwalker@cvsvt.org

Community Inclusion Facilitator Positions Available We are hiring individuals to join our personcentered team, develop positive relationships, and support individuals in the community. Several part-time and substitute positions available. Enter the field of human services and make a difference in people’s lives. Send resumé and cover letter to address above or email to staff@cvsvt.org.

Village of Hyde Park, Inc.

Office/Utility Administrator Office Assistant We have an immediate opening for an organized, energetic, friendly, computer savvy person to help keep our office humming along smoothly. You’ll be responsible for handling customer inquiries by phone and email, processing and shipping orders, updating our customer database, coordinating production of our software products and various other tasks. If you’re a good juggler and like to keep customers happy, this is for you. You should be very comfortable using a PC with Microsoft Office. Experience with FileMaker and Photoshop would also be helpful. This position is part-time (25-30 hours) to start, with the possibility of fulltime for the right person.

Freelance Web Guru We’re looking for a freelance programmer to help integrate our Web store with our customer database and electronic product fulfillment. Experience with HTML/CSS, PHP/MySQL, FileMaker, XML/SOAP, and OS X Server technologies would all be useful for this project.

Please send resumés to: resumes@soundtoys.com SoundToys develops creative sound processing tools for the professional recording industry. We have a small, casual work environment in downtown Burlington. Check out our website at: www.soundtoys.com

The Village of Hyde Park is seeking a qualified person to fill the position of Office/Utility Administrator. This candidate would be responsible for and must possess knowledge in the following key areas:

v Company-wide Accounting for Four (4) Village Funds (Knowledge of FERC Accounting preferred but not necessary.) v Management of Company Financials. v Annual Budgets for Four (4) Village Funds. v Responsible for Annual Audit. v Responsible for Annual Report. v Monthly, Quarterly & Annual Reporting to Regulatory Bodies for Utility Functions. v Accounts Payable. v Human Resources – Benefits Admin. & Weekly Payroll. v Office Management. v Computer Knowledge in Microsoft Word, Excel, and Access. v General Computer Maintenance. v Oversees Utility Billing and Customer Service.

The candidate must have the ability to work independently, take on multiple tasks, and possess a critical eye for detail. This person will be required to represent the Village on various Boards, attend meetings relating to the operations of the Village and reports to the Village Board of Trustees. Interested parties should send a resumé and cover letter to: The Village of Hyde Park, Inc. Attn: Crystal L. Currier PO Box 400 Hyde Park, Vermont 05655 All applications must be received no later than Nov. 12, 2004. EOE

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