Seven Days, November 28, 2007

Page 1

02A | november 28-december 05, 2007 | Âť sevendaysvt.com

11/27/07 10:01:41 AM

mhv-NatProv112107.indd 1

11/21/07 1:21:25 PM

M o n d a y — F r a y 1 0 - 6 S u 1 - 5 i d a y 1 0 - 9 S a t u r d n d a y 1

modq-KLSport112807.indd 1

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | 03A

What are the three things that every Vermont Yankee employee wakes up thinking about? 1. Safety 2. Safety 3. Safety They haven’t changed and they never will. Every Vermont Yankee employee – from the cafeteria to the control room – knows that by putting safety first, you protect the health and safety of your fellow co-workers, and the people of Vermont who depend upon you for their clean electricity. That’s why we invest millions of dollars annually into maintaining our facilities and training our employees. In fact, every six weeks, Vermont Yankee’s control room operators must pass a recertification test just to stay in their position. That’s why we consistently meet – or exceed – the highest performance standards required to succeed in one of the country’s most regulated industries, as reflected by the numerous awards we’ve received for operational and safety excellence. Here in the Green Mountain State, one third of our electricity comes from Vermont Yankee; electricity that’s among the cheapest, most reliable available; and it’s produced with no greenhouse gas emissions – the kind that contribute to global warming. We invite you to visit us on the web at safecleanreliable.com, because the more you know, the more you’ll see why a clean energy future depends on Vermont Yankee.

Vermont Yankee www.safecleanreliable.com

FP-Entergy111407.indd 1

11/7/07 2:58:39 PM

04A | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

“My team’s got what it takes.” UVM Coach Coach Kevin Kevin Sneddon Sneddon UVM

Comcast brings the power of broadband to Coach Sneddon’s house– and we can do the same for you.

33

Comcast Digital Cable Comcast High-Speed Internet Comcast Digital Voice

$

1-800-COMCAST

. *** #! &' #!

®

each

per month for one year! When you subscribe to all 3 services.

$29.95 activation fee applies to Comcast Digital Voice.

Offer is only available in wired and serviceable areas in participating Comcast systems (and may not be transferred) and is limited to residential customers satisfying applicable eligibility criteria. Offer limited to Starter Digital Cable, 6.0 Mbps High Speed Internet and Comcast Digital Voice service. If any service is cancelled or downgraded, Comcast’s applicable charges for any remaining services shall apply. After the first 12 months Comcast’s applicable rates for the 13th and subsequent months apply unless service is cancelled. Comcast’s current monthly service charges for all three services ranges from $128.13 to $141.51, depending on area. Digital Cable and High-Speed Internet service limited to a single outlet. Service subject to Comcast standard terms and conditions. Prices shown do not include equipment and installation charges, taxes, franchise fees and in the case of telephone service the Regulatory Recovery Fee, or other applicable charges (e.g., international calling or per-call charges). $29.95 activation fee applies to Comcast Digital Voice. May not be combined with other offers. Cable Service: Certain services available separately or as a part of other levels of service. Basic Service subscription required to receive other levels of service. Converter and remote required for certain services. ON DEMAND selections subject to charge indicated at time of purchase. Not all programming available in all areas. High Speed Service: Speed comparison between Comcast 6.0 Mbps service and 768 Kbps DSL. Powerboost provides bursts of download and upload speeds for the first 10 MB and 5 MB of a file, respectively. Many factors affect speed. Actual speeds vary and are not guaranteed. Not all features, including McAfee, compatible with Macintosh systems. McAfee subscription value is approximately $120 if purchased separately. Cable modem required. Comcast Digital Voice: Unlimited package pricing applies only to directdialed calls from home to locations in the U.S., Canada, Puerto Rico and certain other U.S. territories. No separate long distance carrier connection available. Comcast Digital Voice service (including 911/emergency services) may not function after an extended power outage. Certain customer premises equipment may not be compatible with Digital Voice services. EMTA required ($3.00/month from Comcast). Call for restrictions and complete details, or visit www.comcast.com. Comcast ©2007. All rights reserved. All other trademarks are the property of their respective owners. NN118P-112007V1-A4NE

FP-Comcast112107.indd 1

11/16/07 8:59:30 AM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | contents 05A

<contents> columns 15A

NOVEMBER 28-DECEMBER 05, 2007 VOL.13 NO.15

letters

15A

OUTSIDE TRACK BY DAVID SIROTA

news

Taking the pulse of the nation

CORRECTIONS 10A

The Immigration Con Artists

25A

Cooking for Life A cabbie’s rear view

features 26A

35A

42A

BY KEN PICARD

26A

COMMUNICATIONS 11A

A Frost Heaves forward works on his swish — and swish pan

FairPoint Accused of ‘Hail Mary’ Advertising

BY MIKE IVES

BY KEVIN J. KELLEY

Hell Bent MUSIC

EDUCATION 12A

Jump Cut CULTURE

Greek myth meets American political history in Anaïs Mitchell’s folk opera

As Progressive Education Fades, Vermonters Mobilize

BY DAN BOLLES

BY KEVIN J. KELLEY

Crafting Connections BUSINESS

SHORT SHORTS 12A

Vermont-based importers help women help themselves

Art review: “Luminists” at VCAM

Veggie oil station; Vermont’s poor government websites; carbon credit card

BY MARC AWODEY

BY PATRICK RIPLEY & MIKE IVES

BY AMY LILLY

48A

35A

58A

Light Show ART

arts news

LocalStore SHOPPING Swingin’ Sphere

20A

COMEDY 20A

Gal Returns to Burlington with ‘Holy’ Humor

BY AMY LILLY

03B

10A

Ex-Con Rehabilitation Program on Chopping Block

HACKIE BY JERNIGAN PONTIAC

26A

08A

Buzz Kill? FOOD

BY PAMELA POLSTON

Local beer makers are in a lather over the rising price of hops BOOKS 20A

BY MATT SCANLON

06B

Taste Test: The Scuffer Steak & Ale House FOOD

Vermont Author’s Mountain-Disaster Lit Takes Top Prizes

Scopin’ out B-town’s new steakhouse

BY MARGOT HARRISON

BY SUZANNE PODHAIZER THEATER 21A

Soyinka Reading Dramatizes African Art at Midd BY ELISABETH CREAN

42A

COVER DESIGN: DIANE SULLIVAN COVER IMAGE: JEB WALLACE-BRODEUR

EVERY

AN

ANGEL

TIME A BELL

GETS HER

BLING.

RINGS,

TM

Mon-Sat. 10am-7pm Sunday 12pm-5pm

131 Church St., Burlington, VT 802-864-0012 also

5x3-VonBargens112807.indd 1

in

Springfield

&

Stratton,

VT

H a n o v e r,

NH

Pure Romance.

SM

Vo n B a r g e n s . c o m 11/26/07 1:50:43 PM

06A | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

December 1st is WORLD AIDS DAY. Protect yourself & your loved ones. FREE ANONYMOUS RAPID TESTING FOR HIV Wednesdays 3-7pm Results in 30 minutes. Walk-in, no appointment needed. Oral Swab test — NO NEEDLES! COMMUNITY HEALTH CENTER OF BURLINGTON

617 Riverside Avenue • For More Info Call 864-6309

mhh-commhealth112807.indd 1

mhh-MainStLanding111407.indd 1

PO 11/26/07 11:12:36 AM

11/12/07 3:22:46 PM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | contents 07A

<contents > Ikcc[h I^e[ IWb[ NOVEMBER 28-DECEMBER 05, 2007 VOL.13 NO.15

art 48A M^_b[ Ikffb_[i BWij 48A 49A

art review: “Luminists� at VCAM exhibitions

:edÉj c_ii ekj

film 48A

59A 60A 60A 61A 63A

59A

film reviews: No Country for Old Men; The Mist film clips film quiz haiku film review showtimes

food 03B

59A

04B 06B

03B

Hops and barley price hikes affect beer production food news Taste test: Scuffer Steak & Ale House

music 10B 11B 13B 14B

03B

15B

09B

soundbites club dates venues review this: Dan Silverman, Silverslide; Thread, Thread feature: Lucy Vincent

calendar 20B 21B

09B

19B

calendar listings scene@ Santa Claus Parade

personals

30B

7Dspot classifieds jobs

19B

“On the Marketplace� 34B

38 Church Street (CORNER OF CHURCH & CHERRY) 862-5126 M-Th 9:30-8, Fri-Sat 9:30-9, Sun 11-6

42B 2x7.5-shoeshop092607.indd 1

funstuff newcomb........................ 08A webpage ......................... 09A quirks ............................ 22A straight dope .................. 23A bliss .............................. 23A edge of adventure ........... 47A red meat ........................ 54A ted rall .......................... 54A

SEVEN DAYS

american elf .................. 54A the borowitz report ......... 54A 7D crossword .................. 55A game on ......................... 55A sudoku........................... 55A lulu eightball .................. 56A mild abandon.................. 56A no exit ........................... 56A

Pamela Polston, Paula Routly Paula Routly Pamela Polston Patrick Ripley Rick Woods Margot Harrison Peter Freyne Ken Picard, Mike Ives Dan Bolles Meghan Dewald Suzanne Podhaizer Bridget Burns Steve Hadeka Joanna May, Amy Lilly Jon Taylor Donald Eggert Rev. Diane Sullivan Jonathan Bruce Ryan Hayes Joe Hudak Andrew Sawtell Krystal Woodward

ONLINE

DIRECTOR OF DIGITAL DEVELOPMENT ONLINE EDITOR CREATIVE DIRECTOR WEB PRODUCTION VIDEOGRAPHER WEB INTERN

!

SHOPAHOLICS ANON.

ART/PRODUCTION

CREATIVE DIRECTOR ART DIRECTOR PRODUCTION MANAGER DESIGNERS

P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402-1164 * 802.864.5684 802.865.1015 - www.sevendaysvt.com

EDITORIAL/ADMINISTRATION

CO-OWNERS/FOUNDERS PUBLISHER/CO-EDITOR ASSOCIATE PUBLISHER/ CO-EDITOR NEWS EDITOR GENERAL MANAGER ASSOCIATE EDITOR CONTRIBUTING EDITOR STAFF WRITERS MUSIC EDITOR CALENDAR WRITER FOOD EDITOR OFFICE MANAGER CIRCULATION MANAGER PROOFREADERS EDITORIAL INTERN

ogg’s world ..................... 56A idiot box ........................ 56A free will astrology ........... 57A shot in the dark .............. 62A bassist wanted ................ 17B mistress maeve ............... 32B dykes............................. 33B puzzle answers................ 40B

9/24/07 4:17:35 PM

Bob Kilpatrick Cathy Resmer Donald Eggert Krystal Woodward Eva Sollberger Ashley Carney

SALES/MARKETING

CLASSIFIED & PERSONALS COORDINATOR SALES & MARKETING COORDINATOR SENIOR ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES

Ashley Brunelle Judy Beaulac Colby Roberts Robyn Birgisson Michael Bradshaw Michelle Brown Allison Davis, Brooke Dooley David White

CONTRIBUTING WRITERS Marc Awodey, Elisabeth Crean, Erik Esckilsen, Peter Freyne, Susan Green, Sally West Johnson, Lee Kahrs, Kirk Kardashian, Kevin J. Kelley, Rick Kisonak, Judith Levine, Mike Martin, Keith Morrill, Patrick Timothy Mullikin, Jernigan Pontiac, Robert Resnik, Jake Rutter, Sarah Tuff PHOTOGRAPHERS Andy Duback, Jay Ericson, Myesha Gosselin, Jordan Silverman, Matthew Thorsen, Jeb Wallace-Brodeur ILLUSTRATORS Harry Bliss, Stefan Bumbeck, Thom Glick, Abby Manock, Rose Montgomery, Tim Newcomb, Jo Scott, Michael Tonn CIRCULATION Harry Appelgate, Christopher Billups, Rob Blevins, Joe Bouffard, Pat Bouffard, Colin Clary, Heather Driscoll, John Elwort, Nat Michael, Steph Pappas, Melody Percoco, John Shappy, Bill Stone, Matt Weiner. SEVEN DAYS is published by Da Capo Publishing, Inc. every Wednesday. It is distributed free of charge in greater Burlington, Middlebury, Montpelier, Stowe, the Mad River Valley, Rutland, St. Albans and Plattsburgh. Circulation: 32,000. SUBSCRIPTIONS 6-month First Class: $175. 1-year First Class: $275. 6-month Third Class subscriptions: $85. 1-year Third Class: $135. Please call 802.864.5684 with your VISA or Mastercard, or mail your check or money order to “Subscriptions� at the address at left. SEVEN DAYS shall not be held liable to any advertiser for any loss that results from the incorrect publication of its advertisement. If a mistake is ours, and the advertising purpose has been rendered valueless, SEVEN DAYS may cancel the charges for the advertisement, or a portion thereof as deemed reasonable by the publisher. SEVEN DAYS reserves the right to refuse any advertising, including inserts, at the discretion of the publishers.

Š 2007 Da Capo Publishing, Inc. All rights reserved.

"" # $ $ " % $ ! & '

%#! $# ( ) * + )! , --. /0.10,

2 #! ( 3. 2 - , 3. 2 4 , ! 30 2 5

2x7.5-Grannis112807R.indd 1

11/27/07 9:34:52 AM

08A | november 28-december 05, 2007 | Âť sevendaysvt.com

< letters>

Seven Days wants your rants and raves, in 250 words or fewer. Letters must respond to content in Seven Days. Include your full name, town and a daytime phone number, and post to: sevendaysvt.com/letters or letters@sevendaysvt.com or mail to: Seven Days, P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402-1164.

REDNECK PRIDE The recent article “Killer Instinct� [November 7] by Patrick Ripley made it sound like hunting is an embarrassing hobby for only backwoods rednecks. But this is not true, and nobody should be ashamed to call him or herself a hunter. Hunting is an honorable tradition. There is no shame in it. It has been going on for many centuries and is how our ancestors survived. In today’s world, everyone is different and has different likes and dislikes. I personally am a hunter and love it. It is not all about going out and shooting things for the fun of it. It is about actually going out into nature and enjoying yourself. Just because someone hunts doesn’t mean that they are a redneck and stupid. This I have never understood. Yes, there are redneck hunters out there. But what’s the problem with that? They just love to do it, and they have probably grown up hunting with their families. I think that’s a great thing. It really creates a bond with friends and family. To most hunters, the best part of hunting is the stories of old hunting adventures and the little pranks played on one another. Everyone has a different passion, and that’s great. Enjoy doing

what you like to do and don’t hold back. Jonathan Putvain WOLCOTT

REALITY CHECK The thought of college students dressed in wizard wear and attempting to keep a broomstick between their legs is ridiculous [“Harry Potter-Inspired World Cup Comes to Vermont,� November 7]. The Quidditch Association spent $5000 to put on the competition. Middlebury College put in $2000 to help with equipment. Maybe the Quidditch team should spend more time studying. Maybe they should have used the money to help the less fortunate. If the college has money to share for such a ridiculous competition, maybe they should look into the priorities of the college. The Quidditch team should get out of the fantasy world and get back to reality. Kimberly Keough

“I wanted to address being in the moment as opposed to focusing on what the past is or what’s to come.� I was glad that Kevin Drew brought this up in the interview. I agree that our society’s too focused on the past and future. Life becomes so much more meaningful when you live life in the moment. Being wrapped around what could or should happen only brings stress and false hope. I’ve never been in the music

business, but I have done theater and I know the role time takes when it is opening night and you have moments before going on stage. You shouldn’t think of what people will think of the play, but, instead, have fun doing what you love. Live life in the moment without regret. Cole Hess WOLCOTT

WRONG TRACK I love the way the wealthy politician with extreme access

NOW OR NEVER I recently read the November 7 article [by Dan Bolles], “Broken, But Still Sociable� [about Canadian indie supergroup Broken Social Scene]. In the middle of the article, [BSS founder] Kevin Drew says,

Hundreds of carefully selected wines waiting to be enjoyed.

JANICE PERRY AKA GAL 25 YEARS ON TOUR

Apitherapy honey, plant medicine, honey wine/mead & beeswax candles available at our honey house Monday-Saturday and many local stores.

133 SAINT PAUL STREET • 951 - 9463 O P E N M O N - S AT 1 0 A M - 7 P M • S U N N O O N - 6 P M

Organic blueberry and black currant honey wine only available at the honey house.

DEC 152x1-burlingtonwineshop112107-2.i1 M AT T FLYNN SPACE 7:30 pm

2777 VT Route 7, Ferrisburgh, on the west side, a mile north of Vergennes, ½ hour south of Burlington.

802 863 5966 janiceperry.com

1x2-janiceperry112807.indd 1

MOSAICS

802.877.6766 fibromyalgia

sciatica

frozen shoulder 11/27/07

PAIN RELIEF & MANAGEMENT REDUCE PAIN INCREASE MOBILITY IMPROVE ENERGY INCREASE FLEXIBILITY

For Jeff

SPEED RECOVERY FROM INJURIES

Robert Rex, Certified RolferÂŽ (802) 865-4770 Burlington (802) 453-4943 Middlebury

www.lightwavehealingarts.net TMJ Disorders

2x3-Lightwave100307.indd 1

plantar fasciitis

menstrual pain

10:58:50 AM

sprains and strains sports injuries

neck, shoulder, & back pain

whiplash

11/26/07 2:28:58 PM

BEADS

www.honeygardens.com • Route 7, Ferrisburgh

tendinitis

MORE LETTERS >> 18A

HARDWICK

HONEY GARDENS

2x3-honeygarden112807.indd 1

to power is cast as an underdog, whereas average, working-class Vermonters who are affected by his policies are cast as a Goliath in Peter Freyne’s November 14 column [“Is He, or Isn’t He?�]. Were Vermonters who elected Welch with a strong antiwar mandate in 2006 not supposed to ask questions when Welch approved $12 billion for the

HEW J. BUCKLEY

1

11/19/07 12:07:02 PM

F A M I LY L AW AT T O R N E Y 25 YEARS EXPERIENCE • divorce • separation • child custody • child support • post-divorce disputes

• paternity • relief from abuse • dispute resolution / mediation

Thorough • Dedicated Focused • Affordable

802.876.3130

7 M A I N S T. ESSEX JUNCTION,VT

2X2_MathewBuckley_SPEC.indd 1

BUY THE DOZEN!

10/2/06 5:20:34 PM

0AINT -5'3 OR 0,!4%3 FOR JUST EACH 2x1-Grannis112807.indd +PENWFGU &2%% UVWFKQ HGGU &2%% FTKPMU /KZ OCVEJ 8CNKF VJTQWIJ &GEGODGT

1

11/26/07 1:44:01 PM

0QV EQODKPGF YKVJ CP[ QVJGT QHHGT 4GUVTKEVKQPU CRRN[

*OIN OUR EMAIL LIST AT BLUEPLATECREATE NETZERO COM GET ONLINE COUPONS 119 COLLEGE ST BURLINGTON 652-0102

1X4-blueplate11280707.indd 1 9/20/07 2:05:04 PM

2x2-AffecCats103107.indd 1 11/21/07 12:38:39 PM

10/26/07 8:44:25 AM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | webpage 09A

»webpage » COOL CAT BLOGGER Winter blues got you down? Need a cute fix? Check out this week’s episode of “Stuck in Vermont.” Vlogger Eva Sollberger visits with Burlington cat blogger Sachie Tani and her fluffy feline, Goma. Tani, a Burlington graphic designer, started a blog about her cat last May. The “My Cat Goma” blog features Goma-related raves and 37 Goma videos, all of which Tani has posted to YouTube. There’s “Cat VS Paper Towel,” “Cat VS Fan,” “Cat VS Plastic Bag,” and Tani’s big hit — “Cat VS Cotton Candy.” The one-minute video shows blue-eyed Goma pawing at a plastic bag full of the sweet stuff. YouTube’s editors liked the cotton candy video so much that they highlighted it as a “featured video” in their “Pets and Animals” category. So far it’s been viewed more than 60,000 times. Tani, who moved to Vermont from Japan, says she had trouble speaking English when she came to the U.S. She tells Sollberger that starting the blog helped her connect with people. “I think it kind of opened up my personality a little bit more,” she says, “because I love talking about Goma.”

COMPILED BY CATHY RESMER EXCERPTS FROM OUR BLOGS OMNIVORE

[FOOD]

Recipe: Creamy Celeriac and Chestnut Soup My husband and I invented this soup on Thanksgiving, and it turned out really well. As usual, I didn’t measure as I cooked, so this is more a technique than a recipe. But this way, when I publish my first cookbook with all of the actual measurements, you’ll still want to buy it! Maybe. Creamy Celeriac and Chestnut Soup A bunch of chestnuts Homemade chicken stock Olive oil Onion Shallot Celeriac Parsnips Celery stalks Salt Pepper Heavy Cream Read more online . . . MOST POPULAR STORIES LAST WEEK ON THE SEVEN DAYS WEBSITE: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

“Inside Track” by Peter Freyne (11/21/07) “Protestors Worry Planned Parenthood Staff and Patients” by Patrick Ripley (11/21/07) “Zumba Mama” by Sarah Tuff (11/21/07) “Movie Review: Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead” by Rick Kisonak (11/21/07) “The Bare Necessities” by Patrick Ripley (11/14/07)

If you have an idea for a video, or would like to have your music featured on Seven Days’ vlog “Stuck in Vermont,” contact Eva Sollberger at eva@ sevendaysvt.com.

You don’t have to be a cat person to appreciate the awesome cuteness of Sachie Tani and her Himalayan cat, Goma. Eva Sollberger interviews them both in this episode of “Stuck in Vermont.

Posted November 23 by Suzanne Podhaizer

YO, HACKIE!

[TAXI TALES]

So What Else is New? There’s a reason why millions of folks have flooded the Southwest, Florida and Southern California, while the population of Vermont is 623,908 (as of 2006 — we’ve probably grown by 11 people since then). The reason was on display this morning as I drove north on I-89 with Irene, a Plainfield woman, en route to Burlington Airport. Last night, the weatherpeople were warning of sloppy — icy, sleety, rainy, snowy — conditions in the morning, so I had called Irene to move up the pickup time. Things were good, if not great, until we came close to Waterbury at around 7:30 a.m. Then it deteriorated. With alacrity. This in-between time of year, late fall/early winter, is the worst. The friggin’ worst. The culprits are those darn temperatures hovering around freezing. In the space of a few miles, the roads were coated with icy snow or rainy ice or snowy sleet. . . And, of course, many people had forgotten how to drive in these conditions. Which is understandable; it has been — let’s see — a whole eight months. The traffic slowed to about 40 mph, and cars began to appear in the medians and off the shoulders. Read more online . . . Posted November 20 by Jernigan Pontiac

A RED SQUARE FLASHBACK PHOTO...

Holida Parties!y

d

f

f

f d MK 9I@<# @K8C@8E G@EFK EF@I# d

JG8E@J? J8==IFE# >I<<B FC@M<J ALJK 8 =<N F= FLI =8MFI@K< K?@E>J¿

Romantic Dining q Casual Atmosphere Tues-Sun • 27 Bridge St, Richmond • 434-3148 2x3-toscano112807.indd 1

11/26/07 1:07:49 PM

SERVICE CENTER • ASE certified • We service all makes and models • Latest in Computer Diagnostics

Seasonal Tire Change $39.99 State Inspections $19.99 Oil Change with filter (up to 5 Qts of oil)

$21.99 Pre-order your:

2x1-Hinge111407.indd 1

Holiday Arrangements Holiday Wreaths Door Sprays Garlands Poinsettas 2x2-twigsfleurs110707.indd 1

Shop Labor Rate $39.00* 11/8/07 2:43:05 PM

CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE! * Book your private party at the Square! * Quiet RiotÕs Kevin DuBrow 10/29/55-11/25/07

Gift tes Certifica

(limited time only)

HEY KIDS! WeÕve got WiFi! locally owned & operated

floral design 171 Battery Street Burlington, VT

• 864-7565 •

www.twigsetfleurs.com

687 Industrial Ave. Williston, VT Call 864-0047 or book online at

www.willistonwheels.com

1x6-willwheels112107.indd 1 11/21/07 12:46:49 PM

11/20/07 10:25:14 AM

FRIDAY NITE:

COLIN CLARY & THE MAGOGS 5:30PM CHROME COWBOYS 9PM SUNDAY NITE:

MO FUNK ORCHESTRA see page 13B for more treats

136 church st. 859.8909 ★ redsquarevt.com

10A | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

localmatters CORRECTIONS

Ex-Con Rehabilitation Program on Chopping Block BY KEN PICARD

11/6/07 1:42:11 PM

SEE YOU AT THE SHOP HOP!

20% OFF

C L O T H I N G

&

A C C E S S O R I E S

STOREWIDE ALL DAY!

1 5 0 C H U R C H S T. B U R L I N G T O N M O N - T H U R 1 0 - 7 • F R I - S AT 1 0 - 9 • S U N 1 1 - 5 861-2784 • W W W. T R I B E C A - C L O T H I N G . C O M

2x4-tribeca112807.indd 1

11/27/07 3:43:02 PM

Look good. Feel good.

(Downtown)

2x6-stella112807.indd 1

on helping offenders forge positive relationships with members of the community. Finally, each one holds the offenders accountable for their crimes and whenever possible helps them repair the harm caused by their offenses. Marc Wennberg is program coordinator for the Barre Offender Reentry Program. Like several other programs around Vermont, Barre uses a model known as COSA, or “Circles of Support and Accountability.” The concept, Wennberg explains, is to surround the offender with at least three community volunteers who begin meeting with the inmate while he or she is still incarcerated in order to help them prepare for life “on the outside.”

There’s not a whole lot of public interest in the lives of offenders after they leave, or even while they’re in.

DENNIS DELANEY

this Holiday Season!

96 Church St. Burlington 864.2800

PHOTO: JORDAN SILVERMAN

2x5-MerryDynacote110707.indd 1

VERMONT — Most of us don’t like to hear that a convicted rapist, murderer, armed robber or pedophile is being released from prison and moving back to town. But whether you believe it’s society’s job to rehabilitate dangerous criminals or just lock them up and throw away the key, most violent felons eventually walk the streets again. And the likelihood that those ex-cons will succeed in becoming safe and productive members of society is often determined by their ability to find housing, jobs and a network of friends and family that can keep them out of trouble. Unfortunately, the odds of success for Vermont’s worst offenders could get worse. On December 31, federal funding will run out on more than a half-dozen local programs that help Vermont’s most dangerous felons return to their communities. Since 2005, community justice centers throughout Vermont have used federal grant money from the “Serious and Violent Offender Reentry Initiative” (SVORI) to help former inmates find work, housing, schooling, medical care, substance-abuse treatment and mental-health services. However, despite broad bipartisan support, Congress has yet to approve of a bill, known as “The Second Chance Act,” which would reauthorize that funding. Although the House passed a version of the bill two weeks ago, it’s been stalled in the Senate and appears unlikely to move before the end of the year, according to a spokesman for Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-VT), a lead sponsor of the bill.

&

65 Falls Rd. Shelburne 985.1490 (above Ink Ink)

11/26/07 2:24:48 PM

“There are a lot of plates spinning on sticks and we don’t know yet where they’re going to fall,” says Dave Peebles, community justice director for the Vermont Department of Corrections (DOC). “But one thing’s for sure: There are no extra funds.” Governor Jim Douglas has asked the DOC to cut $4 million from its budget, and it’s unlikely that the legislature will come up with the $600,000 to $700,000 needed to keep the state’s offender reentry programs operating for another year. As a result, Peebles says most of the programs around the state have already stopped accepting new clients and are phasing out their existing ones. And, even if Congress restores the funding before the end of the year, Peebles says it could be as late as October 2008 before that money trickles back to the states. Vermont’s offender reentry programs come in a variety of shapes and sizes, but all have several things in common. For one, they all work to reintegrate offenders back into their communities by helping them find stable housing and employment, two key deterrents to recidivism. Second, they all focus

After the offender is released, those volunteers meet with the offender on a weekly basis, providing help with such seemingly mundane tasks as creating a household budget, opening a bank account and meeting new friends. Oftentimes, those volunteers will also do outreach on their own, such as providing the offender with rides, taking them shopping and cooking meals together. Over the last two-and-a-half years, Wennberg says his program has also built good working relationships with a number of Barre-area landlords to “set them at ease” about renting housing to former violent offenders. Those landlords “actually look at the program as a benefit because it becomes another layer of accountability for any issue that may come up between them and the tenant,” he says. In fact, several landlords who participated in the program have since become volunteers as well, and now work one-on-one with offenders. Due to its limited resources and the intensive nature of the services provided, the Barre Offender Reentry Program has only served 13 former inmates over its

two-and-a-half years. However, only one of those felons has committed a new crime, and it was a misdemeanor, according to Wennberg. And, while several others in the program have been sanctioned for violating the terms of their parole, those violations have been nonviolent and relatively minor. “One of the things our program provides is consistency,” Wennberg adds. “We’re consistent when they do well, and consistent when they don’t do well.” Part of the success of these programs is that they can offer inmates something they wouldn’t ordinarily get from a case worker, prison counselor or probation officer: genuine friendship. Dennis Delaney is a volunteer mentor with the Winooski Offender Reentry Program. He has worked with several offenders over the last three years. Ideally, offender reentry programs work with a client for at least one year. Delaney says he meets with his offender once a week for about two to three hours, usually over coffee. Sometimes he’ll help him search for a job or do his taxes. Other times, he says, the person just wants to sit and talk, and Delaney listens. “It’s pretty wide open,” he says. Delaney knows something about the state correctional system. As a retired college professor and former state senator from Chittenden County, he says he’s probably visited every correctional facility in the state. “You never see anyone run for political office saying they’re going to improve the correctional system,” he notes. “There’s not a whole lot of public interest in the lives of offenders after they leave, or even while they’re in.” There are no statewide statistics on how ex-cons fare after going through offender reentry programs because no one has studied Vermont’s numbers. For his part, Delaney can’t say whether his work with Winooski offenders has kept anyone from returning to prison. However, he predicts that if these programs don’t get funded again, “That will cost society money” — about $45,000 per inmate per year. “And more than money is the human toll,” he adds. >

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | local matters 11A

Got a news tip?

email news@sevendaysvt.com

»news

C O M M U N I C AT I O N S

FairPoint Accused of ‘Hail Mary’ Advertising

BY KEVIN J. KELLEY

VERMONT — Two Vermont celebrities are siding with FairPoint Communications in its highstakes campaign to win regulators’ approval for the purchase of Verizon’s landlines and broadband service in northern New England. Opponents describe the move as a desperate attempt to woo locals. In radio spots now airing around the state, independent filmmaker Jay Craven expresses appreciation for the high-speed Internet access that FairPoint provided to his Northeast Kingdom home and office. Edward Behr, Peacham-based publisher of The Art of Eating quarterly journal, offered a similar endorsement in ads heard a couple of months ago. Craven and Behr were not paid for the pitches — nor, they say, did FairPoint supply any in-kind compensation such as free installation or a break on monthly bills. Craven notes, however, that Verizon had given a grant to his film company for its 2002 documentary about heroin use among Vermont teens.

sage, adding, “It was not meant as any judgment on other issues involved, about which I knew nothing and am not in a position to judge.” For as long as his film company had to rely solely on dial-up Internet service, “disconnects and long waits made it nearly impossible to function,” Craven wrote from China, where he is on a business trip. FairPoint’s installation of DSL triggered “a change that was so dramatic in our lives that I really can’t describe it in words,” he recalls. If that higher-speed connection had not been put in place, Craven adds, it’s possible that two of his films would not have been completed. FairPoint’s ability to deliver broadband service to dial-up-dependent rural communities represents a key point of contention in regulators’ review of the pending $2.7 billion transaction. Opponents say that FairPoint, a comparatively small telecom company headquartered in North Carolina, lacks the financial resources to fulfill its pledge to provide DSL

“horse-and-buggy technology” in comparison to the warp-speed wireless and fiber-optic links potentially available from other telecom companies, says Mike Spillane, head of a Vermont local of the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers. Verizon, he adds, “has the capacity to do a much better job.” And once a company of its scope pulls out of the Internet business in Vermont, “we’ll never get anything like it back again,” Spillane warns. The radio ads featuring Craven and Behr represent a “Hail Mary” on the part of FairPoint, he adds. The spots may sound persuasive, but they are actually cries of desperation by a panicked corporation, says Spillane. FairPoint will careen into financial turmoil if its planned expansion into northern New England does not go forward, the union rep argues. FairPoint spokeswoman Rose Cummings shoots back that her company does have sufficient financial and technical resources to follow through on the sale and on its vows to regulators and con-

Casual Fine Dining (Reservations): 655-0000 The Bakery: 655-5282 85 South Park Drive, Colchester (Exit 16) • a

2x4-juniors112807.indd 1

11/6/07 1:01:40 PM

See you at the SHOP HOP! 20% OFF one item — all day long! FILE PHOTO: MYESHA GOSSELIN

It was not meant as any judgment on other issues involved, about which I knew nothing and am not in a position to judge.

40 church st, burlington • 862-5051 • sweetladyjane.biz • mon-sat 10-8pm, sun 11-6pm

2x4-sweet112807.indd 1

11/23/07 4:17:31 PM

SAVE 25% OFF

Special Occasion Shoes FOR ALL YOUR HOLIDAY PARTIES!

JAY CRAVEN

Both the publisher and the moviemaker say their spiels for FairPoint were motivated mainly by the benefits accruing to their respective businesses as a result of the higher-speed Internet link the company provided. “My business wouldn’t be in Vermont if I didn’t have DSL,” Behr says, referring to the digital subscriber line technology that carries signals faster than dial-up but more slowly than either fiber optic or wireless connections. Behr adds that he sees no reason to block Verizon from ditching its Vermont DSL and landline operations. “They didn’t seem interested in bringing services to this area,” Behr says in regard to the New York-based telecom giant. Craven emphasizes that his blurb on behalf of FairPoint should not be taken as a rejection of some trade unions’ arguments against the proposed sale. His radio paean was intended only as a response to his specific situation, Craven wrote in an e-mail mes-

Pizzeria/Takeout/Delivery: 655-5555

658-6006 . 192 College Street . Burlington to pokey parts of Vermont, Maine and New Hampshire. Regulatory bodies in all three states are expected to decide soon whether Verizon and FairPoint can consummate their deal. Communications and electrical workers’ unions in the region are fighting to kill the sale. They worry that FairPoint, the 18th largest telecom firm in the United States, will not provide as much job security as does Verizon, the nation’s second-biggest, after AT&T. Pensions and health benefits are also matters of concern. The union arguments aren’t all about self-interest, either. They also suggest that Verizon’s customers may experience a decline in service quality and an increase in rates if the sale gets greenlighted. In addition, the unions say, FairPoint lacks the technological chops that Verizon has in abundance. The DSL service that FairPoint promises to provide ranks as a

sumers. She notes that some big players on Wall Street are offering the loans needed to seal the FairPoint-Verizon deal. And Cummings describes her firm’s DSL service as “state-of-the-art highspeed broadband.” The company has achieved success, she adds, by satisfying customers in rural areas and small urban markets. Cummings would not indicate whether FairPoint plans to air additional ads featuring Vermonters with some degree of name recognition. Such information could provide advantages to opponents of the sale, she says. For their part, the unions can’t afford to conduct a media campaign against the sale, says Spillane. And they are, in any event, now focusing their efforts on Vermont regulators rather than on the general public. “We’re putting everything we have into persuading the people who will be making the decision,” he says. >

2x3-tootsies112807.indd 1

11/23/07 11:27:49 AM

L^h]^c\ ZkZgndcZ V =Veen =da^YVn HZVhdc NDJ 8=DDH:/

( D;; B6CÉH 8JI dg 8dbea^bZciVgn H]Vbedd HZgk^XZ d[[Zg Zme^gZh &$(&$%-

B6>C HIG::I 76G7:GH B"; -"*/(% 0 HVi -"&'/(% -+("*&%% ,' BV^c HigZZi! 7jga^c\idc bV^chigZZiWVgWZgh#cZi 2x4-mainstbarber112807.indd 1

11/27/07 11:13:56 AM

12A | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

localmatters E D U C AT I O N

New Items Daily!

As Progressive Education Fades, Vermonters Mobilize

Holiday Gift Baskets! “The Old is New Again”

Celebrating 30 Years as Burlington’s Premier Neighborhood Market!

BY KEVIN J. KELLEY

Your Favorite Prepared “To Go” Foods

Full Turkey Side Dozens Dinners of Pastries &• Holiday Dessert Items DailyDishes Desserts Over 300Homemade Cheeses & Specialty Dairy Products Over 750 Hand-Picked Unique Wines Holiday European Cookies, Biscuits, Candies, Chocolates and More are Here! 400 Pine Street, Burlington • 863-3968 • cheeseoutlet.com 2x4-cheeseoutlet112107.indd 1

11/20/07 12:40:14 PM

FLYNN CENTER 07-08 Give the Gift of the Performing Arts This Holiday Season!

MainStage “A performance of such rampaging energy that it threatens to bring down the house.” —The Scotsman

Yamato: The Drummers of Japan “Shin-On” (“Heartbeat”)

Wednesday, December 5 at 7:30 pm Presented in association with the Office

of the Associate Provost for Multicultural Affairs through the UVM President’s Initiative for Diversity

Sponsored by

and

Media Support from

MainStage “A heartwarming family favorite!” —St. Louis Post-Dispatch

A Perennial Flynn Holiday Favorite

“A Christmas Carol” Sunday, December 9 at 7 pm Sponsored by

Media Support from

Photo: John Francis Bourke

MainStage “Expands the annals of Irish music in America . . . the music is passionate, tender, and rambunctious.” —New York Times

Cherish the Ladies “A Celtic Christmas”

Saturday, December 15 at 8 pm Sponsored by and

Media Support from

153 Main St., Burlington, VT 802.863.5966 v/relay

tickets, information, and related FlynnArts activities: www.flynncenter.org or call 86-flynn today!

2x11-Flynn112807.indd 1

11/23/07 10:14:50 AM

VERMONT — Throughout its 150year existence, Ohio’s Antioch College has produced an eclectic group of graduates. The college’s best-known alum is Coretta Scott King, widow of slain civil rights leader Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. Antioch is also the alma mater of “Twilight Zone” creator Rod Serling. Then there are lesser-known names, such as Robert Manry, who sailed a 13-foot sailboat across the Atlantic Ocean. But in the Green Mountain State, we’re more familiar with names such as Jeb Spaulding, the state treasurer; Elizabeth Skarie wife of Ben & Jerry’s Jerry Greenfield; and Casey Murrow, son of famed newsman Edward R. Murrow. These and other dedicated Vermonters who attended Antioch College are taking part in a national campaign to save the 155-year-old Yellow Springs-based school from closing, due to declining enrollment and an insufficient endowment. Two hundred thirty students attend today’s Antioch, compared to more than 2000 in the 1960s. Local Antioch alums and dropouts alike say they’re moved to help rescue the college because of what they see as congruence between Vermont’s ethic of neighborliness and town meeting-style democracy, and Antioch’s commitment to participatory governance. They also say the school’s pending end marks a disturbing trend in progressive college closings. “Antioch has an amazing spirit of community,” says Jill Wolcott, a member of the Class of ’74 and co-organizer of the Vermont/Upstate New York Chapter of Antioch Alumni. The Shelburne resident says her current involvement with Charlotte’s co-housing movement and with the Waldorf School in Shelburne can be traced to her experience at the unconventional college. “Antioch does give people a belief in their own self-determination and their responsibility for their lives,” she adds. Skarie says the college forms “part of my identity I’ll never shed” — even though she left Antioch in 1971 only a year and a half after enrolling. “I went because it’s a politically active school,” the Williston resident

AMANDA CALDER

We can’t keep losing these progressive institutions. AMANDA CALDER and philanthropist explains. Skarie runs a foundation with Greenfield. She eventually received a nursing degree from Cornell — and returned to Antioch for a Master’s in counseling. At an October 18 meeting at the Burlington home of Robin Lloyd — a former Antioch student who is known in Vermont as a longtime peace activist, filmmaker and publisher of the progressive online journal Toward Freedom — local supporters mapped plans for fundraising on behalf of the college. Lloyd didn’t end up graduating from Antioch, but some of the roughly 160 Vermonters who did already have contributed to an $18 million pledge drive. Wolcott, head of the local alumni ROBIN LLOYD chapter, says she can’t specify the sum of these private donations. The fundraising effort was enough to persuade Antioch’s trustees to shelve their June decision to close the school next year. But the trustees also warned earlier this month that at least an additional $45 million must be raised by 2010 if the college is to remain open. The college also operates

a New England graduate school in Keene, N.H., as well as campuses in Seattle, Los Angeles and Santa Barbara. Fundraising poses special challenges for a school whose graduates practice its ideal of social justice, Skarie notes. “It’s hard for Antioch to be financially viable because the students who become lawyers tend to work for Legal Aid and the doctors end up treating a lot of patients for free,” she notes. It’s vital that the school continue to operate as “a bastion of progressive education,” says Amanda Calder, a Shelburne resident who graduated from Antioch earlier this year. The termination in 2002 of Goddard College’s residential undergraduate program acted as a “motivator” for her involvement in the save-Antioch campaign, says Calder. “We can’t keep losing these progressive institutions,” she adds, noting that New Hampshire’s Franconia College — a school with a similar philosophy — has been shuttered as well. Lloyd says her life has been strongly influenced by Antioch’s pioneering co-op program, through which students leave campus to work in a variety of settings while continuing their studies. She recalls traveling to Africa with her father, anti-colonialist campaigner William Lloyd, as part of the co-op program while she was enrolled at Antioch in 1957 and 1958. She transferred to Brandeis University in Massachusetts after marrying a student there. She still remembers learning the Horah, an Israeli folk dance, in an Antioch campus gathering spot affectionately known as Red Square. >

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | local matters 13A

»news SHORT SHORTS »

Grease ’Er Up VEGGIE OIL FILTERING STATION COMING SOON

BURLINGTON — With gas prices, global temperatures and pump-and-run shoplifting on the rise, two local business owners have a plan to lower fuel costs, curb global warming and assist environmentally conscious, cash-strapped drivers.

MIKE RIMOIN ON A CROSS-COUNTRY TRIP

“All we are saying is give grease a chance,” say Mike Rimoin and Benjy Adler, both Burlington residents and part owners of The Skinny Pancake restaurant on Lake Street. The two men are spearheading an effort to open the city’s first veggie oil collective. Known as the Old North End Vegetable Oil Collective, the facility will be able to filter hundreds of gallons of waste vegetable oil a day, making for a cleaner, cheaper and more efficient way for veggie car drivers to obtain the fuel they need. Typically, veggie car drivers clean waste oil in small hand filters usually stored in trunks, says Rimoin. The process is dirty and time-consuming. “At some point, you’re sort of bathing in grease,” says Rimoin. What’s worse, he adds, is that it creates more filter waste than necessary and ends up costing about the same as gasoline. “We’ll be able to handle a lot more grease at a time before having to change filters,” says Rimoin. The collective, which is made up of a partnership of local businesses and nonprofits that use waste vegetable oil to run work vehicles, will sell shares ranging from $5 to $25 a month. Members will be expected to bring their own oil and will be taught how to filter it themselves. If the project works, Rimoin hopes larger corporate entities will notice and get involved, which would help raise awareness and understanding of the issue. Rimoin is considering a site at 274 North Winooski Avenue and expects to have the filtration system installed in a couple weeks. Members will be issued keys to the facility. For more information, email him at mike.rimoin@gmail.com. PATRICK RIPLEY

Vermont’s Online Info Found Lacking

pointed with the website of the Vermont Department of Economic Development, which administers the Vermont Economic Progress Council (VEPC). Progressive economic analyst Doug Hoffer lobs a more focused criticism. “VEPC is prohibited by law from providing company-specific information, other than the fact that a company was provided credits and utilized them, period,” he notes. “That tells us nothing about how many jobs they promised to create, and how many they did create in the end, and at what wage.” Hoffer claims companies such as Wal-Mart have traditionally taken advantage of the state’s accountability protocols to reap extra profits. “I think Mr. Hoffer is confused,” counters David Mace, communications director at the Agency of Commerce & Community Development. Mace suggests the state’s carefully managed financial reporting procedures are a benefit — at least, to the bottom line. “Certainly, companies have a right to protect proprietary information about their wages and their employment levels,” he asserts. “It’s difficult to imagine that companies would be eager to apply for an incentive program if it were going to require them to disclose information that would put them at a competitive disadvantage in the marketplace.” MIKE IVES

Leading the ‘Charge’ MIDD KIDS INTRODUCE A CARBON CREDIT CARD

MIDDLEBURY — We all want to reduce our carbon footprint. In today’s fast-paced world, it’s as easy as swiping your credit card. Two Middlebury College graduates have teamed up with a former professor to launch Brighter Planet, a company dedicated to providing consumers with a way to fight global warming. Starting November 29, the company will offer a Visa card that purchases carbon credits with every purchase. For instance, $400 worth of charges offsets about a half-ton of carbon dioxide. “Even if you reduce, reuse and recycle, you still can’t avoid carbon emissions,” says company cofounder and Middlebury professor Jon Isham. “By producing offsets, you’re taking care of your own footprint.” Founded by Isham and Midd kids Jake Whitcomb and Andy Rossmeissl, the company will be buying carbon credits from wind farms and methane collectors in Minnesota, North Dakota and Pennsylvania. They hope to begin buying credits from Vermont farmers soon. For more information, check out www. brighterplanet.com. PATRICK RIPLEY

(SBUJUVEF

The art of being thankful: the combination of a state of being and an emotion accompanied by a desire to reciprocate for a favor done for you; a feeling of contentment with no wish to benefit yourself. For every 50$ spent get a FREE 5 oz. candle! hours: mon–thurs 9–7 150 Dorset Street fri & sat 9–8 (In the Blue Mall) sun 12–5 South Burlington, VT (802) 660-8021

Cherish the people in your life by gifting them with hope & wellbeing.

2x4-CandlesCreations112807.indd 1

11/26/07 9:02:52 AM

Let us help you find the perfect bottle of wine for the holidays.

133 SAINT PAUL STREET • 951 - 9463 O P E N M O N - S AT 1 0 A M - 7 P M • S U N N O O N - 6 P M 2x1-burlingtonwineshop112107.ind1 1

11/19/07 12:06:39 PM

Tupq!cz!Pvs!Ibsexppet! Po!b!Topxz!Fwfojoh/ Thurs, Nov. 29, 7:05 PM vs. Westchester Phantoms The Barre Auditorium Feat. coach Teresa Weatherspoon, former Olympian and WNBA star Get tickets for any Frost Heaves game at the door beginning one ions Champ hour before tip-off. Or go to flynntix. A B A 7 200 org; call 802-86-FLYNN; or stop by the Flynn’s main box office at 153 Main Street in Burlington. Tickets for games in Barre are also available at First in Fitness in Montpelier and all Allen Lumber locations. Official Team Sponsor Vermont’s own pro basketball experience . . . Fan-friendly, affordable fun! Official Team Sponsor

Follow the Frost Heaves on WSNO 1450 Barre, WJOY 1230 Burlington and on the Web at vermontfrostheaves.com

2x5-frostheaves112807.indd 1

11/26/07 4:36:45 PM

STATE SCORES A ‘D’ FOR WEBSITES

VERMONT — Earlier this month, a labor-oriented advocacy group judged the “quantity and quality” of information provided by state government websites. Vermont was found wanting. The report, issued on November 15 by Washington, D.C.-based Good Jobs First, ranked states for conduct in three categories: “economic development subsidies,” “lobbyists and lobbying activity” and “state procurement contracts.” Vermont’s D-plus rating is above the national average of D-minus and ranks 18th nationwide. Tom Murray, commissioner of the Department of Information & Innovation, acknowledges the state’s shortcomings. “Traditionally, we’ve been a paperfocused state, and we’re rapidly shifting away from that,” he says. According to Murray, any concerns over lack of web transparency stem from insufficient resources, rather than a lack of “desire” for reform. Murray hopes to put all government services online in the next three or four years, or “darn close to it.” In contrast to Murray’s assurances, two prominent Vermont Progressives suggest the Good Jobs First report is a sign of deeper troubles. On November 15, Vermont Progressive Party Executive Director Morgan Daybell charged on his party’s blog that the report was a “reality check” to Governor Jim Douglas’ “much-hyped” e-State Initiative. Speaking with Seven Days Monday, Daybell said he’s specifically disap-

Kpjo!uif!Dmvc Our Frequent Diner Club offers dinner deals and more at all four locations. Apply in person or at: www.threetomatoestrattoria.com BE SMART. EAT WELL. ENJOY YOUR DAY. ~ Grazie ~ CHURCH STREET MARKETPLACE, BURLINGTON • 802.660.9533 MAPLE TREE PLACE, WILLISTON • 802.857.2200 www.threetomatoestrattoria.com

BE SMART. EAT WELL. ENJOY YOUR DAY. CHURCH STREET MARKETPLACE, BURLINGTON • 802.660.9533 MAPLE TREE PLACE, WILLISTON • 802.857.2200 www.threetomatoestrattoria.com

2x5-3toms112807.indd 1

11/27/07 12:53:33 PM

14A | november 28-december 05, 2007 | Âť sevendaysvt.com

BRAND NE W FACILIT Y! LIMITED SPA CES!

CALL NOW!

KIDS & FITNESS

PRESCHOOL OF ESSEX

Full & Part-time spaces available for children ages 1-5! Daily Activities CALL Caryl or Alexandra Include: 879-7734 EXT. 131 or email Swimming carylc@sfedge.com Music & Movement The Kids & Fitness program offers a Tennis unique, active experience, as well as a Arts & Crafts curiculum based program Climbing Wall s 0ROGRAM STATE CERTIl ED FOLLOWS THE .ATIONAL !SSOCIATION FOR THE %DUCATION OF 9OUNG #HILDREN S GUIDELINES STANDARDS

An Affiliate of the Sports & Fitness Edge WWW SFEDGE COM

modq-LCChoc112107.indd 1

11/16/07 9:12:36 AM

ModQ-KidsFitness103107.indd 1

11/21/07 1:15:33 PM

7E´VE ALL BEEN REALLY GOOD THIS YEAR danzeing with the stars

4REAT SOMEONE YOU LOVE TO SOMETHING SPECIAL 4REAT YOURSELF WHILE YOU´RE HERE

(APPY (OLIDAYS Rock & Republic

J^[eho Citizens of Humanity

*3:D3B Paige Premium Denim

Hanky Panky Susana Monaco

Economical. Sturdy. Stylish. Take a dance with a star faucet.

B.C.B.G

Minnie Rose Lily McNeal

clothes for women

VINCE Ella Moss SEVEN FOR ALL MANKIND

-($-* :_liZ_ Jki\\k › 9lic`e^kfe › /-'%)))' › dfe$jXk ('$0# jle (($modq-ecco112807.indd 1

11/21/07 3:30:52 PM

1364 Marshall Ave. Williston, VT 05495 802.861.3200 DECORATIVE HARDWARE & BATH SHOWROOM • www.closetohomevt.com STORE HOURS: Mon. - Fri. 9-6, Sat. 10-5 Closed Sundays Discounts available to the building trades. Member HBRANV. modq-ClosetoHome111407.indd 1

11/1/07 10:49:11 AM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | track 15A

outside track

BY DAVID SIROTA

TAKING THE PULSE OF THE NATION

! " # ! $ %&# ' !

The Immigration Con Artists Editors’ Note: With Peter Freyne on vacation this week, we decided to check in with one of our favorite commentators on national politics, David Sirota. The syndicated columnist is the author of Hostile Takeover: How Big Money & Corruption Conquered Our Government — and How We Take It Back (Crown, 2006). A former press secretary for then Congressman (now Senator) Bernie Sanders, Sirota is a senior fellow at the Campaign for America’s Future and a board member of the Progressive States Networks. His daily blog can be found at www.credoaction.com/sirota.

I

once got suckered by con artists. As I was walking by, they baited me into betting that I could guess which shell a little ball was under. Moving the shells at lightning speed, they diverted my attention and tricked me into taking my eye off the ball. When I lost the bet, I felt bamboozled, just like we all should feel today watching the illegal immigration debate. After all, we’re witnessing the same kind of con. As our paychecks stagnate, our personal debt climbs and our health-care premiums skyrocket, We the People are ticked off. Unfortunately for those in Congress, polls show that America is specifically angry at the big-business interests that write big campaign checks. So now comes the con — the dishonest argument over illegal immigration trying to divert our ire away from the corporate profiteers, outsourcers, wage

thumping about immigration enforcement while avoiding a discussion about strengthening wage and workplace safety enforcement — proposals that address the real problem. Equally deplorable, these same lawmakers keep supporting trade policies that make things worse. Just last week, both Emanuel and Tancredo voted to expand NAFTA into the Southern Hemisphere. This is the same trade model that not only decimated American 2x5-Leunigs112107.indd 1 11/16/07 9:32:32 AM jobs and wages, but also increased illegal immigration by driving millions of Mexican farmers off their land, into poverty and ultimately over our southern border in search of subsistence work. The con artists’ behavior is stunning for its depravity. First they gut domestic wage and X[[h Y^[[i[ workplace safety enforcement. Then they pass lobbyist-crafted trade pacts that fbWjj[h push millions of foreigners into poverty. house-brewed beers paired And — presto! — when these policies with vermont artisanal cheeses result in a flood of desperate undocumented workers employed at companies 9>;9A ?J EKJ skirting domestic labor laws, the con artists follow a deceptive three-step program: 1) propose building walls that would do nothing but create a market for Mexican ladders; 2) make factually ques29 tionable claims about immigrants unduly l Blues - Nov ca o L f o t es The Very B burdening taxpayers; and 3) scapegoat undocumented workers while sustaining an immoral situation that keeps these workers hiding in the shadows. • No Cover

JK;I:7O D?=>J J7IJ?D=I

rothers B s e m a E e h T Blues Band

Live Music Thurs • 8-10

Nobody asks the taboo question: What is illegal immigration actually about? cutters and foreclosers that buy influence, and protection, in Washington. Republicans like Colorado Rep. Tom Tancredo (Colo.) are demanding the government cut off public services for undocumented workers, build a barrier at the Mexican border, and force employers to verify employees’ immigration status. Demo-crats like Illinois Rep. Rahm Emanuel (Ill.) are urging their allies to either embrace a punitive message aimed at illegal immigrants, or avoid the immigration issue altogether. And nobody asks the taboo question: What is illegal immigration actually about? The answer is exploitation. Employers looking to maximize profits want an economically desperate, politically disenfranchised population that will accept ever worse pay and working conditions. Illegal immigrants perfectly fit the bill. Politicians know exploitation fuels illegal immigration. But they refuse to confront it, because doing so would mean challenging their financiers. Instead, we get lawmakers chest-

The formula allows opportunists in Congress to both deflect heat away from the corporations underwriting their campaigns and preserve an exploitable pool of cheap labor for those same corporations. Additionally, these opportunists get to divide working-class constituencies along racial lines and vilify destitute illegal immigrant populations that don’t make campaign donations, and therefore have no political voice whatsoever. Of course, diversionary scapegoating is nothing new. As Ronald Reagan pushed his reverse-Robin Hood agenda, he attributed America’s economic stagnation to “welfare queens.� Similarly, Bill Clinton championed NAFTA while telling displaced workers their enemy was “the era of Big Government.� This bogeyman, Clinton said, would be vanquished by ending “welfare as we know it.� Undoubtedly, the media will keep claiming illegal immigration is complicated for both parties. But Republicans OUTSIDE TRACK >> 16A

h[i[hlWj_edi m[bYec[

.&( *+)#))''

ef[d [l[ho ZWo Wj *0)& 2x5-bobcat112807.indd 1

10/31/07 10:40:50 AM

Friday Night is Regulars Night at Pauline’s! Chef David and Fran open special bottles of wine for our house pours. Featuring new wines from our wine list and unusual finds that we really like. Taste is the experience at Pauline’s!

www.paulinescafe.com for current menus

1834 Shelburne Rd. • 862-1081 2x5-paulines112107.indd 1

11/16/07 3:42:54 PM

16A

|

november 28-december 05, 2007

|

Âť sevendaysvt.com

outside track << 15A

or Democrats could begin solving the issue if they simply stopped letting corporate lawyers write trade pacts and started punishing employers who violate wage and workplace laws. Sadly, even those modest steps probably won’t be taken. In a political system that makes it difficult to tell the difference between a lobbyist and a lawmaker, both parties employ the art of distraction to perpetuate the crises that enrich their campaign contributors. Indeed, whether their target is undocumented workers or indigent recipients of public assistance, the political con artists attack the exploited to avoid cracking down on the exploiters. And with immigration, they are hoping America once again gets duped. 2x5-FirstNight112807.indd 1

11/26/07 2:16:33 PM

Was Ross Perot Right? — “Ross Perot was fiercely against NAFTA. Knowing what we know now, was Ross Perot right?� That’s what CNN’s Wolf Blitzer asked Hillary Clinton at last week’s Democratic presi-

2x4-Scribbles112107.indd 1

Opening to the Public February 2008

2x6-vtnational112807.indd 1

“Real wages for most Mexicans today are lower than when NAFTA took effect.� PostNAFTA, companies looking to exploit those low wages relocated factories to Mexico. According to the Economic Policy Institute, the net effect of NAFTA was the elimination of one million American jobs. Score one for Perot. What about immigration? In 1993, the Clinton administration pitched NAFTA as “the best hope for reducing illegal immigration.� Perot, by contrast, said that after NAFTA depressed Mexican wages, many Mexicans “out of economic necessity� would “consider illegally immigrating into the U.S.� “In short,� he wrote, “NAFTA has the potential to increase illegal immigration, not decrease it.� Again, the historical record tells the story. As NAFTA helped drive millions of Mexicans into poverty, The New York Times reports that “Mexican migration to the United States has risen to 500,000 a year from less than

Why is Clinton desperate to avoid discussing NAFTA? Because she and other congressional Democrats are currently pushing a Peru Free Trade Agreement at the behest of their corporate campaign contributors.

11/20/07 9:05:20 AM

e c n e l l e c x E f o t Pursui

1227 Dorset Street South Burlington 802-864-7770

alienating the roughly 20 million people who cast their votes for the Texas businessman. But Clinton’s flippant comments and feigned memory lapse about NAFTA were the bigger mistakes in that they insulted the millions of Americans — Perot voters or otherwise — who have been harmed by the trade pact. These are people who have seen their jobs outsourced and paychecks slashed thanks to a trade policy forcing them into a wage-cutting war with oppressed foreign workers. Why is Clinton desperate to avoid discussing NAFTA? Because she and other congressional Democrats are currently pushing a Peru Free Trade Agreement at the behest of their corporate campaign contributors — an agreement expanding the unpopular NAFTA model. When pressed, Clinton claims she is for a “timeout� from such trade deals — but, as her husband might say, it depends on what the meaning of the word “is� is, since she simultaneously supports the NAFTA expansion.

★ Two rosettes atAbbey Hall UK ★ 2002 four diamond award winner for Tirstan restaurant ★ 2003 Best New restaurant with Tristan ★ 2007Atlanta Iron chef winner

11/27/07 2:52:33 PM

dential debate. It was a straightforward query about a Clinton administration trade policy that polls show the public now hates, and it was appropriately directed to a candidate who has previously praised NAFTA. In response, Clinton stumbled. First she laughed at Perot, then she joked, “All I can remember from that is a bunch of charts.� Then she claimed the whole NAFTA debate “is a vague memory.� The behavior showed how politically tone-deaf some Democratic leaders are. To refresh Clinton’s “vague memory,� let’s recall that Perot’s anti-NAFTA presidential campaign in 1992 won 19 percent of the presidential vote — the highest total for any third-party candidate since Teddy Roosevelt. That included huge tallies in closely divided regions like the Rocky Mountain West, which Democrats say they need to win in the upcoming election. A Democrat laughing at Perot on national television is a big mistake. Simply put, it risks

400,000 in the early 1990s, Of course, this deviousness is precisely why it is worth ask- before NAFTA,â€? with a huge ing about Perot’s predictions: to chunk of that increase coming from illegal immigration. make sure America has an Score another one for Perot. informed and honest discussion Clinton may continue to about impending new trade policies before they are enacted. laugh at Perot and plead And so, without further ado, amnesia when asked about trade policy. And sure, she let’s answer the question and her fellow Democrats in Clinton ducked: Was Ross Washington can expand Perot right? NAFTA and ignore the pubIn 1993, the Clinton White lic’s desire for reform. But House and an army of corpothese politicians shouldn’t be rate lobbyists were selling surprised if that one other NAFTA as a way to aid Perot prediction comes true Mexican and American workagain — the one accurately ers. Perot, on the other hand, was predicting that because the predicting that Democrats would lose the next national deal included no basic labor election if they sold out standards, it would preserve a huge “wage differential between America and passed NAFTA. Foreshadowing that historic the United States and Mexicoâ€? Democratic loss in 1994, he that would result in “the giant warned, “We’ll remember in sucking soundâ€? of American November.â€? jobs heading south of the borYes, indeed, Ross. America der. Corporations, he said, would “close the factories in the probably will. ďż˝ U.S. [and] move the factories to Mexico [to] take advantage Peter Freyne will be back next of the cheap labor.â€? week. You can also read his blog The historical record is clear. online at sevendaysvt.com. The Carnegie Endowment for To reach Peter Freyne, email International Peace reports, freyne@sevendaysvt.com.

seven days

Hundreds of carefully selected wines waiting to be enjoyed. 133 SAINT PAUL STREET • 951 - 9463 O P E N M O N - S AT 1 0 A M - 7 P M • S U N N O O N - 6 P M 2x1-burlingtonwineshop112107-2.i1 1

W

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | 17A

What’s W hat’s N New It’s Fina l Here! ly

11/19/07 12:07:02 PM

THE FOR YNECOLOGIC O NCOLOGY TheCENTER Center forGGynecologic Oncology

“Professional” in Red Patent Leather

+

e are dedicated to providing the highest quality, e are dedicated to providing the highest quality comprehensive gynecologic comprehensive gynecologic oncology services to women services to women with or suspected of having gynecologic cancers. with or suspected of having gynecologic cancers. We also We also meet the needs of cancer survivors and healthy women. meet the needs of cancer survivors and healthy women. Our office is equipped with state-of-the-art equipment, yet offers Our office is equipped with state-of-the-art equipment, yet a welcoming environment with well-trained staff. offers a welcoming environment with well-trained staff. Comments from our patients: Comments from our patients:

with Heart

3x3.5-LakeChamplainGyno053007.in1 1

Lake Champlain Gynecologic Oncology

Colchester, Rt 127 // 863-2653 • Shelburne, Rt 7 // 985-3483

Four Convenient Locations

Burlington, 2 Church St. // 864-7899 • St. Albans, Rt 7 // 527-0916

2x3-danform112807.indd 1

“I’m glad I found you. The environ“The warm, welcoming ment is comforting and I left feeling “Amazing care and thoroughness. and friendly, caring “I’m gladenvironment that I found you. well cared for. Thanks so much.” staff (especially the chemo therapy I really feel as though very Linda and The environment is comforting nurses) and the excellent medical and thourghness. I I leftcare provided by Dr. Eltabbakh has Georgia understand a“Amazing widecare range and feeling very well cared really feel as though Linda and Georgia been a great help in making my of options and the implications of for. Thanks so much.” understand a wide range of options experience here a pleasant one.” and the implications of each one.” each one.”

Women’s Women’s Health Care Health with HeartCare

Danform Shoes

Linda Davidson, NP

Dr.Dr.Gamal Eltabbakh Gamal Eltabbakh GeorgiaDavidson, Eltabbakh, PANP Linda Georgia Eltabbakh, PA

364 Dorset St. 364 Dorset St., So. Burlington So. Burlington 859-9500 859-9500 • www.lcgo.com www.lcgo.com

11/23/07 11:55:27 AM

m

Friendly On-site Computer Support

5/29/07 9:05:10 AM

SHOP FOR THE

HOTTEST

HOLIDAY GIFT SETS IN TOWN FROM

Bare Escentuals Bliss Friendly On-site Computer Support CARGO Urban Decay NARS GoSMILE Network(ing)? & all our fabulous lines

?

Corner of Main & Battery, Burlington Friendly On-site802.861.7500 Computer Support Mon-Wed 10-6pm, Thurs-Sat 10-7, Sun 12-5pm 2x5-mirror112807.indd 1

11/26/07 2:43:32 PM

Common Rooftop View Pre-construction Pricing Available

URBAN LOFT LIVING

802.658.7400 x20

thehindslofts.com 3x10-Homeport112807.indd 1

11/23/07 10:18:44 AM 2x5-Hinds091207.indd 1

9/10/07 2:38:58 PM

18A | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

letters << 08A

war on September 26? Should the same antiwar Welch voters celebrate Welch’s August 5 vote for $440 billion in defense spending that should be going to health care, jobs and education? Ignore Welch’s May 10 vote to give $42.8 billion more to the failed occupation of Iraq and Afghanistan? It’s interesting Freyne omitted how Welch defended his vote to censure the antiwar movement In-store financing in order to, in Welch’s words, available “support the troops,” while simultaneously Congressman 52 Church Street, Burlington Welch admitted knowing nothing Across from Burlington Town Center 802.864.4238 about depleted uranium’s effects open everyday on soldiers’ health. Freyne also Your Custom Design & Diamond Gallery • www.vermontjeweler.com omitted Welch’s “entitlement” not to vote for impeachment, despite the Vermont State House 2x4-designerscirc112807.indd 1 11/27/07 1:40:45 PM passing an impeachment bill on April 20 because, Welch thought, impeachment wouldn’t be an electable strategy for the Democratic Party. Additionally, it’s important to note that, unlike Seven Days’ columnist, not every paper is cozying up to wealthy governmental elite and their support of this war. The Caledonian Record in a November 14 editorial wrote: “Wouldn’t it be revolutionary if all Vermonters showed the tenacity and backbone of the folks who challenged Welch on Sunday and demanded he do what he said he would do?” It would. If Seven Days columnists returned to opposing the war, instead of blowing soft kisses to those funding it, it would OUTLET also. Jonathan Leavitt

It takes two to jingle

BURLINGTON

HOLIDAY SALE INFO: WWW.ESSEXSHOPPES.COM

RAISING THE BAR I recently read the article, “Townies and Gownies Square Off Over Bar Proposal” [Nov8:51:28 AM ember 7], about Middlebury College’s intentions to open a public bar off campus. The idea sounds wonderful to me, but I was somewhat put off by the reactions of the local residents. In my opinion, any bar or restaurant — whether it is for blue collars, white collars or “gowns” — is always a good thing. These establishments provide additional jobs and revenue for the surrounding area, as well as a place for people to develop social and professional relationships. It seems ridiculous to me that any of the preexisting bar and eatery owners are fearful of new competition in town. This fear might suggest that these business owners are aware of faults in their own establishments and feel that a new bar in town may upstage their own. This could lead these restaurants to better their own products and create healthy competition and improvement in many of the surrounding eateries. I wholeheartedly agree that the college students and local residents should have a communal place where friendly and open interaction is encouraged. I find the fear of violent incident ridiculous. There is no reason to

THE ESSEX SHOPPES & CINEMA, 21 ESSEX WAY, ESSEX JUNCTION, VT 05452 LOCATED AT THE INTERSECTION OF VT-289 & RT-15 | 802.878.2851 | WWW.ESSEXSHOPPES.COM

2x5-EssexShops112807.indd 1

2x6-OhaviZadek112807.indd 1

11/26/07

11/23/07 10:27:08 AM

expect brawls and shootings just because another college — in Hamilton, New York — had such issues. And I doubt that there is a conspiracy among collegerun institutions to inspire riots and gun fights in their eating establishments. I wish only the best of luck to Middlebury College in its efforts there, and I hope that this new establishment will be a positive and profitable venture for both the school and the community. Levi Bourne HYDE PARK

THE FINEST FASHION When it comes down to it, the world needs more women like the Japanese designer Aya Tsukioka [“News Quirks,” November 7]. She designs unique clothes and accessories for both adults and children. I, for one, think that what she is doing is admirable. She designs awesomely unique clothes that help those afraid of street crime. There should be more people like her in this crazy, hectic world. Allie Duda MORRISVILLE

DIRECTOR’S CUT I have no connection with the University of Vermont’s production of Miss Firecracker, or with UVM at all, but I’d like to point out that stage directions in contemporary scripts almost always reflect the work of the play’s original director and designers [“Southern Discomfort,” November 7]. They rarely originate with the playwright. There may be many valid reasons why a designer chooses to disregard such directions. The director’s concept may be wildly different. The architecture of the theater may be different. And sometimes, the subsequent designer just has a better idea. Jeffrey E. Salzberg JERSEY CITY, NJ

YOU AREN’T ALONE In your October 24 issue, the first letter to the editor was entitled “A Soldier’s Story.” It was written by Jon Turner. I found Jon’s comments to be extremely honest, open and right on the mark. As a member of Iraq Veterans Against the War, I applaud Jon and his organization’s effort to tell people what’s happening in Iraq as a result of an ill-conceived, failed, flawed war. I’ve tried to help at least a halfdozen Vietnam vets still suffering from posttraumatic stress. I became especially close with a decorated soldier named Bob Hoot. He had the horrendous job of being a “tunnel rat,” which meant searching for the enemy in booby-trapped tunnels with poisonous snakes, bombs and AK 47s lurking. My friend Bob asked if he could come to my shack in the mountains seeking quiet and privacy. I witnessed an intelligent, compassionate man snap in a second while encountering a police roadblock on our way to a

concert. I witnessed a man who became extremely agitated and freaked out, speaking Vietnamese, thinking the police were North Vietnamese soldiers. I’m sickened by the callous disrespect shown by the Bush/ Cheney regime for those who comprise our military. Thank you Jon for having the courage to tell your “Soldier’s Story.” I shudder to think how many shared Jon’s experiences and haven’t been able to reach the stage of recuperation . . . to talk about the real nightmare that war creates. Jon: If you or another recent vet want someone to talk to, I will listen. I’m in the phone book in Warren. My email address is onepatriot@gmavt.net. Denny Lane WAITSFIELD

RISKY BUSINESS We’re sure that Seven Days readers were relieved to learn that state officials and advocates alike agreed that the Washington, D.C., think tank, the Economic Policy Institute, was way off base in its assertion of a dramatic drop in “the number of Vermont kids receiving employer-based health insurance” [“Are Vermont’s Employers Leaving Kids Behind?” November 21]. To put things in perspective, Vermont has historically had one of the highest rates of employerbased insurance in the nation. Combined with the state’s generous Medicaid program and Dr. Dynasaur, it shouldn’t be surprising that Vermont also has one of the lowest rates of uninsurance in the country. In 1989, when Vermont started Dr. Dynasaur, Vermont employers warned the state that a likely outcome would be that both employers and employees would make the obvious economic determination that it was best for all concerned to drop dependent coverage and enroll children in the program. That warning was ignored. It seems a little disingenuous to come back 18 years later and somehow blame this on employers. Are there problems ahead? You bet. Vermont employers, like our employees, are struggling to keep up with continued double-digit increases in health insurance costs. Adding insult to injury, in the past two years Medicaid has shifted $180 million of its hospital costs onto the privately insured. Despite these problems, our legislature appears largely focused on providing access to a benefit that is quickly becoming unaffordable for the majority of Vermonters. Until we get serious about controlling costs and get beyond vague and hopeful projections of future savings from chronic care management, all of us, as well as our children, are at risk. Craig Fuller BURLINGTON

Fuller is managing director of the Employers Health Alliance.

2ND ANNUAL

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | 19A

MILLION DOLLAR

SELL OFF!

Going on now!

STOREWIDE SAVINGS!

65 UP TO

%

Berkline Recliners #515-27, #425 in 3 colors Reg. $599! Only 6 in stock!

OFF

REG. RETAIL!

SATURDAY DOORBUSTERS!

only

299!

$

Limited quantities • Amazing prices! Get here early! Prices valid Saturday only.

GPS “Mac Motion” Glider Rocker/Ottoman Set in Mocha & Chocolate Reg. $699! Only 4 in stock!

All-in-One Kids’ Loft from Innovations Bunk, trundle, desk & closet Reg. $1,849!

only

199!

$

only

899!

$

697 Hercules Dr., Colchester Next to Costco 861-7700 Mon-Wed 10-6 • Th & Fri 10-7 Sat 10-6 • Sun 11-5 www.wendellsfurniture.com

modq-Wendells112807.indd 1

11/23/07 10:07:34 AM

modq-OGE112807.indd 1

11/27/07 12:09:29 PM

Your home for modern and contemporary furniture

WE’VE CHANGED OUR NAME! SALE • STOREWIDE SAVINGS CHESTER Sofa/Chair

$499/$339

CHERRY BOOKCASES

CURVED MODERN BED $699

CHELSEA Full Size $289

SAN VICENTE Sofa/Bed

FLINT CHAIR $199

futon & cover sold separately

$399

BUSTER TABLE WINDOW CHAIRS

WITH

VALERO SECTIONAL American Leather

NOW 35% OFF

EAMES LOUNGER

ALEX CHAISE

FRANKLIN CHERRY MEDIA STAND

BELLA CHAIR

ASTRO SOFA

MILO SOFA

NOGUCHI TABLE

MAGUIRE SOFA $899

WASSILY CHAIR

MIES CHAIR

1% of sales will be donated to COTS SAVE UP TO Latex & Organic Mattresses

35 % STOREWIDE

Spend

$1 - $999 $1000 - $4999 $5000 - and up American Leather

Save

10% 15% 20% 35%

Offer does not include Tempur-Pedic or items already discounted. Cannot be combined with any other offer. Offer expires 9/16/07.

388 Pine Street Burlington Monday thru Saturday 10-6 Sunday 12-5 • 862-5056

www.burlingtonfuton.com 388 Pine Street Burlington • Monday thru Saturday 10-6 • Sunday 12-5 • 862-5056 • www.burlingtonfuton.com

20A | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

get your

HOLIDAY

SHOPPING

DONE at whim

featured designers:

Scanty, Zooey, William Rast, Hudson, Anlo, Rachel Pally & Jet

★ 100 Main Street Burlington Corner of Pine St

★ 802.658.6496 2x4-Whim112107.indd 1

11/16/07 10:45:41 AM

2x5-SweetClover110707.indd 1

11/2/07 4:27:20 PM

presents a very unique holidayshow

STRIKING 12, STARRING THE BAND

GROOVELILY

stateofthearts COMEDY

Gal Returns to Burlington with ‘Holy’ Humor BY PAMELA POLSTON

It was 2001 the last time Janice Perry performed Holy Sh*t! Stories from Heaven and Hell in Burlington. Six years and several international Fulbright scholarships later, the Vermont native is reprising her one-woman show — December 15 at the FlynnSpace — along with “other work, old and new,” she says. For Perry, a.k.a. “Gal,” the evening will be something of a retrospective, representing 25 years of globetrotting gigs. For local fans, it will be a rare opportunity to take in her panty-wetting humor. Perry’s unique talents — a zany, physical brand of stand-up satire, hilarious costumes and unhinged singing — have taken her a long way from her Barre roots. She may be the only Vermont performer to conduct the bulk of her career on other continents — Perry can count Gal pals in England, Germany, Austria, the Netherlands, Switzerland, Denmark and South Africa, as well as in the U.S. The BBC raved about her: “one of the world’s most-respected performance artists.” A newspaper in Cologne gushed: “a master at the peak of perfection.” Not surprisingly, Perry considers one “accolade” at the University of Southern Utah among her favorites: She recalls, “Someone called me the Devil and ran screaming from the room.” Though her work has been adapted to print, radio and television, the frequency of Perry’s stage performances in Europe has actually declined over the years — the once-rich store of funding for the arts has dwindled since the Berlin Wall came down and “everyone in Eastern Europe moved to Germany,” she explains. “All the money has been sucked away, providing infrastructure, social services, etc.” In classic Gal style, she deadpans, “I think, gee, you want to take money from me

JANICE PERRY

and give it to people who need houses?” Happily, Perry discovered another talent, and thus another way to pay the bills: teaching. She developed a workshop in autobiography-based performance that has earned her visiting professorships and artist residencies at high schools, universities and festivals in the U.S., Europe and South Africa. One of her workshops is titled “Sex! Gender! Race! Reading and Writing Identity Performance.” Perry also has received five Fulbright awards — “two kinds,” she clarifies. As a Senior Specialist, “You’re on their roster for five years, and can be invited to work at universities and other cultural institutions for up to six weeks at a time,” she explains. “I was one of their first, so I got to do it three times.” A four-month gig as “Scholar in Performance” followed. Throughout this time Perry has been developing new work, which “is changing a lot,” she says. Though the FlynnSpace show will mostly represent her “normal”

work — normal being a relative term — she’s now “using video, doing installations, making sculpture, all kinds of crazy stuff,” she adds. A current work-in-progress is titled “Mourning Derrida,” described on her website as “a video ‘dialogue’ with the father of Deconstructionist philosophy.” Heady as that sounds, it’s sure to involve belly laughs. Perry spends part of each year at her rural retreat in Ferrisburgh, a 19th-century house that she bought for $3000 in 1974. She’s been back in Vermont for about a month now, readjusting to Eastern Standard Time and another generation of mice. In a 2001 interview Perry told Seven Days, “Nature has complete access to my house,” and that wasn’t quite a joke. The little rodents still have the run of the place, and no wonder: She’s just a visiting artist. > Holy Sh*t! Stories from Heaven and Hell by Janice Perry, Saturday, December 15 at 7:30 p.m. $24. Tickets, 86-FLYNN.

BOOKS

Vermont Author’s Mountain-Disaster Lit Takes Top Prizes BY MARGOT HARRISON

The indie rock/pop/jazz trio GrooveLily brings their off-Broadway hit show

Striking 12 to Burlington! Part rock-concert, part musical theater, Striking 12 is based on Hans Christian Andersen’s timeless story: The Little Match Girl. It tells the story of a grumpy, overworked New Yorker who resolves to spend New Year’s Eve alone when an unexpected visitor (the little match girl—selling not matches, but full-spectrum light bulbs) brings cheer and hope.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 7, 2007 AT 7:30 PM UVM’S ROYALL TYLER THEATRE sponsored by:

media support from: Armament and Technical Products

For Tickets call 863-5966 or order online at WWW.UVM.EDU/LANESERIES LAN.026.07 STRIKING 12/GROOVELILY AD 7D 2-col (4") x 6"

2x6-LaneSeries112807.indd 1

11/23/07 10:31:23 AM

There’s a certain fascination in tales of stalwart young folks who disappear into the Alaskan wilderness, never to return — witness the recent success of the film version of Jon Krakauer’s Into the Wild. Disaster stories also exert a primal pull. Waitsfield author James Tabor crafted both when he wrote Forever on the Mountain: The Truth Behind One of Mountaineering’s Most Controversial and Mysterious Disasters, his account of an ill-fated 1967 group climb up Mount McKinley (now Denali). Tabor, a journalist and History Channel producer, researched his book extensively. Earlier this month he snagged two honors for his efforts: Forever on the Mountain won the Grand Prize at the Banff Mountain Book Festival and was

one of two winners in the History/ Biography category of the National Outdoor Book Awards, sponsored by Idaho State University and the Association of Outdoor Recreation and Education. Forever on the Mountain, previously reviewed in this paper by Sarah Tuff, has also garnered some interesting user comments on Amazon.com, where the hardcover currently ranks about 10,000 in sales. One reader named “Cheryl” — perhaps Cheryl Wilcox, ex-wife of 1967 McKinley expedition leader Joe Wilcox — writes: “As a person who had close ties to the expedition, both in the planning and the aftermath, I found this book to be an accurate account of the tragic events that occurred.” Another user identifies him-

self as “P. [Paul] Schlichter,” a survivor of the climb who later cast doubt on Wilcox’s leadership. He calls Tabor’s book “very well researched and well written,” but criticizes the author for speculating that efficient park-service action could have averted the tragedy, saying, “To me there is no great mystery . . . Changes would not have resulted in saving the seven lives.” Yet another commenter, who claims he was on Denali’s South Face while Wilcox’s expedition climbed the North, recalls “being locked in a two-man tent for 10 days during the big storm.” Readers who prefer to experience crevasses and whiteouts vicariously can also pick up Tabor’s 400-page tome as an unabridged audiobook. >

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | state of the arts 21A

Got an art news tip?

email artnews@sevendaysvt.com

»artnews

material pursuits LAST TWO WEEKS Exhibition closes Friday, 12.14

T H E AT E R

Soyinka Reading Dramatizes African Art at Midd BY ELISABETH CREAN

As the title suggests, Death and the King’s Horseman is not your fluffy, pre-holiday theatrical fare. Middlebury College playwright-inresidence Dana Yeaton has timed this Sunday’s staged reading of Nigerian playwright Wole Soyinka’s taut drama to coincide with a dazzling display of African artifacts at the school’s art museum, entitled “Resonance from the Past: African Art from the New Orleans Museum of Art.” Although Soyinka addresses weighty themes of honor, duty and sacrifice, he also infuses poetry and humor into the life-and-death struggles his characters face. When a call went out for projects to support the exhibit, Yeaton immediately thought of the Nobel Laureate’s 1975 play. Many pieces in the show come from the Yoruban region of Nigeria, where Soyinka was born and where he set the story. In a “nice little coincidence,” says Yeaton, a specific ceremonial object that plays a pivotal role in the script — an Egungun death mask — happens to be part of the display. The mask is a metaphor for misunderstanding between the Nigerians and the British colonial officials who live among them. In the play, a District Officer’s wife wears the sacred item, which is invested with deep ritual significance, to a costume party. Set during World War II, the play is based on a true story. A Yoruban king has died, and tradition dictates that his closest advisor — his horseman, called Elesin — must follow him to the hereafter 30 days later. Elesin embraces his destiny because his relationship to the king formed the cornerstone of his dignity and renown. “Our joint hands raised houseposts of trust that withstood the siege of envy and the termites of time,” he says. Elesin looks forward to rejoining his friend, when “our spirits shall fall in step along the great passage.” As Elesin and his Praise-Singer stroll through the market on his last day, townspeople celebrate the horseman and his impending transition. But when word leaks to the British administrators, they set out to derail Elesin’s plans, condemning the imminent suicide as “pagan.” In the play’s intro, Soyinka himself cautions against seeing the story as a “clash of cultures,” because this “presupposes a potential equality . . . of the alien culture and the indigenous.” This warning altered Yeaton’s perspective. In the first two scenes, there is “no way to avoid the contrast,” Yeaton admits. Soyinka depicts the Yorubans with a “wonderful rich culture, full of agrarian imagery and . . . charismatic people making epic sacrifices for each other. And then you meet these silly, Monty Pythonesque caricatures of English people . . . They couldn’t be much more superficial.” But Soyinka, who was educated in England during the empire’s waning days, goes beyond a simplistic narrative in which

bad white colonial masters make victims of their good black colonial subjects. The “eye-opener,” says Yeaton, is the final scene. “As much as the white culture gets mocked and mocks itself in this story . . . , [Soyinka] allows for the possibility that this awful intervention, with all its aw-

Praise-Singer. From a practical point of view, the greatly reduced rehearsal time makes the reading “a lowinvestment, high-yield affair,” says Yeaton. Seeing a script come to life from the table-read step has always been “one of the most exciting times for me in rehearsal

“It is surprising to see a show quite this radical in (a) college museum” - Boston Globe

November 11, 2007

AN EGUNGUN COSTUME AT MIDDLEBURY

www.flemingmuseum.org | 802.656.2090 Devorah Sperber, After van Eyck, 2006 (detail). Spools of thread, steel, acrylic sphere. Courtesy the artist

2x6-Fleming112807.indd 1

11/26/07 2:14:14 PM

Barefoot Dreams Pajamas Are In! Featuring the Cozy Chic Collection for Babies & Adults Robes, Throws, Hoodies, Baby Clothes & Blankets and now… Pajamas! As seen on Oprah’s Favorite Things Show! FF

10% O AD! H THIS

WIT

2x3-hydrangea101007.indd 1

199 College Street Burlington • 862-0707 www.HydrangeaToo.com 10/8/07 5:48:47 PM

When a call went out for projects to support the exhibit, Yeaton immediately thought of the Nobel Laureate’s 1975 play. ful consequences, is something that was inspired by the best of intentions.” A staged reading — in which actors perform with scripts and without sets, costumes or elaborately directed physical movement — offers several benefits over a full-fledged production, according to Yeaton. The playwright believes the “winning recipe” for pulling “wonderful performances” out of his actors is to mix a few seasoned pros with “excited” students, both experienced and inexperienced. Coming in from New York City to play Elesin is actor Esau Pritchett, “an annual star on campus,” Yeaton notes, from his dramatic readings of Martin Luther King Jr.’s letters at MLK Day concerts. Middlebury artist-in-residence François Clemmons — a noted gospel vocalist — portrays the

process,” he observes. “When people are expected to come in off-book, at that point, whatever you’ve achieved, half of it gets lost as people fumble for words.” Yeaton feels the comfort of a script in hand creates a “shield.” Neophytes “dare to take chances” and vets give “amazing performances.” The results? Stage alchemy, perhaps. “I think a kind of magic occurs,” Yeaton professes. “When it’s all done, it’s common to hear people say, ‘I forgot it was a reading. I thought I was watching the play.’” > Death and the King’s Horseman, by Wole Soyinka, directed by Dana Yeaton. Middlebury College Center for the Arts Dance Studio, Middlebury. Sunday, December 2, at 2 p.m. Free.

2x6-InFullBloom112807.indd 1

11/26/07 9:00:00 AM

NEWS ITEMS FROM EVERY CORNER OF THE GLOBE

22A | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

Curses, Foiled Again Authorities

who charged Timothy Scott Short, 33, with possessing a stolen Digimarc printer, used by the state of Missouri to make driver’s licenses, identified him because he called Digimarc’s tech support line — twice — trying to obtain software so he could make the printer work. The caller gave Digimarc the same phone number Short had used in an unrelated identity theft case, and Secret Service Special Agent John Bush, who listened to recordings of the calls, recognized Short’s voice from a prior investigation. Two weeks after his arrest, Scott’s Social Security number was accidentally made public on the court’s digital records system, putting him at risk of identity theft.

Homeland Insecurity After spending $2.6 billion to buy 322 European-

ODD, STRANGE, CURIOUS AND WEIRD BUT TRUE

news quirks

Corny Contest After Iowa State Fair

officials banned the annual erotic corn-dog eating contest, Steve “Round Guy” Pilchen, one of the Urbandale radio personalities who started the contest, said he wasn’t surprised, blaming conservative attitudes and political correctness. He defended the contest’s educational value, though, pointing out, “We stress technique.”

Problem Solved Landfills may

become extinct because an Australian company said it has figured out how to reclaim 25 to 80 percent of the household waste not now being recycled. New Scientist magazine reported that Global Renewables (GRL) is equipping two recycling plants in Lancashire, England, for “zero-waste” recycling using its patented process to transform previously unusable but organic-rich

BY ROLAND SWEET

designed Lakota helicopters for homeland security and disaster relief, the Army admitted the choppers aren’t safe to fly on hot days because the cockpits overheat, jeopardizing communication, navigation and flight control systems. The Army decided to fix the problem by spending millions more to install air conditioning — a highly unusual step for a military helicopter.

waste, including broken glass, plastic film and chemicals, into high-grade compost. “They don’t alleviate the need for minimizing waste, but they are essential for dealing with what is left over,” said Matthew Warnken of Crucible Carbon in Sydney, where GRL opened its first mechanical biological treatment plant in 2004. • Dom Anthony Sutch, a Roman Catholic parish priest in Suffolk, England, set Play Date China’s General Administra- up what the Times reported is the first tion of Quality Supervision, Inspection and confessional booth devoted to forgiving Quarantine acknowledged that toy beads, eco-sinners. The booth, built of recycled recalled in the United States and Australia doors for the Waverly Greenpeace festival, because they sickened children, contain a is intended for those who have not recycled substance that can turn into the “date-rape” all they should or have consumed beyond drug after being ingested. The industrial their needs. 1x4-vt3-112807.pdf 11/27/07 11:41:31 AM chemical 1,4-butanediol used to coat the The Times added that a Norwich toys metabolizes into gamma hydroxy 1x8-speeders112807 11/26/07 9:43 AM Page 1 poll found nine out of 10 consumUnion butyrate, also known as GHB. ers exaggerate their eco-friendliness. They

don’t cut their consumption and waste but try to appear to have done so in order to join today’s trendy “socially correct” green lifestyle.

Civic Duty The lawyer for a woman

accused of prostitution asked the judge to dismiss the case on the grounds that police went too far in obtaining evidence by asking the victim to have sex four times to help them nab Sun Cha Chon, 52. The case began, according to the Allentown, Pa., Morning Call, when a man complained to police he was propositioned while getting a massage and agreed to help obtain evidence by attaching a body wire to his pants and returning to the spa. Insisting four visits were necessary for an arrest, the state police paid for the sex and gave the man $40 each time for his “time and effort,” according to court records. State Trooper Gregory Emery testified the informant supplied his own condoms. Defense lawyer Maureen Coggins argued police had sufficient evidence the first time sex was offered and money changed hands. She added that allowing the informant to complete sex acts four times turned the defendant into the victim.

Rear-Ended A 29-year-old Japanese

police officer was shot in the buttocks with his own gun while trying to stop two men from breaking into a pornography vending machine. The officer from the Tagawa Police Station scuffled with the thieves, one of whom took out the officer’s gun and fired. The officer was hospitalized, but cops caught the thieves.

Government in Action A 20-year

government effort to restore the population of an endangered native trout in Colorado has showed little progress, according to a

three-year study by University of Colorado researchers, because biologists have been stocking some of the waterways with the wrong fish. Intending to restore the greenback cutthroat trout, the scientists instead stocked the more common, now commoner, Colorado River cutthroat trout. • The day after the Defense Department announced that it was awarding the richest-ever single contract to Boeing Co. — $24 billion —reporters contacted Boeing, which said it knew nothing about the deal. Eventually, Air Force official Ralph Monson admitted three extra zeroes had been tacked on to the announcement by mistake. “The correct figure was $24 million,” he told Reuters, adding he had “no clue how” the error occurred.

Measuring Up Commenting on a five-day conference in South Korea to set international standards for condoms, Kim Sung-Hoon, head of South Korea’s leading condom maker, Unidus Corp., told Yonhap news agency, “The size of South Korean condoms now meets international standards, helped by an increase in the size of men’s penises here.” Virtual Dating A Dutch escort

agency began offering a special virgin service for computer geeks. Sociology student Zoe Vialet, who set up Society Service, said she has had a lot of demand from virgins, most of whom work in the IT sector. “They are very sweet but are afraid of seeking contact with other people,” she said, noting that sessions have a three-hour minimum. The newspaper De Telegraaf reported the service has trained five escorts to handle virgins “There is nothing more terrible,” Vialet declared, “than dying as a virgin.”

Save the date!

presents

Jan. 26, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center

Beans for the Holiday Season

Details: p.29b

3x3-AlpineShop091907.indd 1

9/17/07 4:27:59 PM

We’re up all night at

sevendaysvt.com

Yemen Mocca & Hawaiian Kona Are Here!

3x1(cmyk)-open247.indd

1

11/21/06

12:34:53 PM

L S (your)

Reserve your Jamaican Blue Mountain!

(with)

T B ’ L

R C

412 PINE STREET BURLINGTON • 658-6016 M-F 7-5:30, S&S 8-5

Overlooking the historic Winooski Falls, The Cascades will offer spectacular riverfront views, a vibrant downtown neighborhood and easy access to ne dining and great shopping at your doorstep. Preview Center open Thur-Mon, 11am-4pm. Look for the blue awning across from the Champlain Mill in downtown Winooski. Condominiums priced from $200,000-$600,000.

Drop In and Pick Up a Pound Today!

Visit cascadesvt.com or call Bill Wheeler at 802.654.7444 CAS-005-06 Grand opening Ad; 7D; 4 COl (8.125”) X 6”;ml 3x4-HKW071107.indd 1

1x4-Sovernet091207.indd 1

9/10/07 3:17:09 PM

7/9/07 12:40:44 PM

bliss

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | funstuff 23A

8ZaZWgViZ i]Z =da^YVnh

BY HARRY BLISS

<VgYZcZgĂŠh Hjeean HinaZ K^h^i djg hidgZh ^c 7jga^c\idc VcY L^aa^hidc VcY ZmeZg^ZcXZ ]da^YVn h]dee^c\ Vh ^i h]djaY WZ# # # gZaVm^c\ VcY [jc ;gZh]an Xji igZZh ]VkZ Vgg^kZY [gdb BdjciV^c BZVY ;Vgb# 8]ddhZ [gdb Vc ^cXdbeVgVWaZ hZaZXi^dc d[ WVahVbh! Ă…gh! VcY hegjXZh! \gdlc g^\]i ]ZgZ ^c KZgbdci# LZ½aa cZi VcY i^Z ndjg igZZ [dg ZVhn igVchedgi! idd

IV`Z '% D;;

Vcn dcZ gZ\jaVgan"eg^XZY ^iZb ^c i]Z hidgZ l^i] i]Z ejgX]VhZ d[ ndjg igZZ

“These chilly autumn afternoons remind me of what a bitch you can be.�

the straight dope

%JTDPVOU WBMJE PO EBZ PG USFF QVSDIBTF POMZ /PU UP CF DPNCJOFE XJUI PUIFS PĂľFST

BY CECIL ADAMS

ALL WORTHWHILE HUMAN KNOWLEDGE

You’d almost hope so, Don, given that Time magazine saw fit to lead with it: “Doctors’ sloppy handwriting,â€? a January 2007 article begins, “kills more than 7000 people annually.â€? (I’d bet Darvon to doughnuts that’s where the radio personality you heard saw it.) But the author may have had some difficulty deciphering his own notes: The actual stat alluded to — apparently from a 1998 Lancet paper via subsequent reports by the Institute of Medicine — is that each year 7000 U.S. deaths result from all medicationrelated errors of any sort, inside and outside hospitals, and not just those tied to poor penmanship. Which, of course, is still plenty to ponder while popping your next pill, and there’s more where that came from. Scanning an IOM report from last year we learn: • About 1400 prescribing errors are made per every 1000 hospital admissions (remember that a typical inpatient may receive 20-plus doses of meds daily), more than 100 of them serious. • Two leading studies of medication errors made by nursing home staff didn’t even include the most common mistake, administering drugs at the wrong time, and still found between 12 and 15 errors per 100 doses. • A 2003 study reported that nearly one in eight prescriptions phoned in to pharmacies contain misinformation, while estimates of pharmacists’ error rate in dispensing drugs range from under 2 percent up to nearly 24 percent. Even using the lowest ďŹ gure, that’s more than 50 million mistakes a year nationwide. (Anecdotal evidence break: My assistant Una says she gets the same six prescriptions filled monthly and guesses the pharmacy commits one serious screwup every other month — an 8 percent error rate on refills, for God’s sake.) But whatever the incidence of medication errors (and more figures got thrown around last week following the heparin overdose reportedly given to Dennis Quaid’s infant twins), it’s hard to pin down the role of handwriting. One small-scale study from 2002 found that 15 percent of handwritten medical records at a Spanish hospital were unclear due to legibility problems (the surgeons’ notes were the worst), a 2001 British paper reported that more than 10 percent of handwritten prescriptions contained errors, and U.S. studies have found that 20 percent of prescriptions or more were unreadable or readable only with effort. Some experts estimate that maybe a quarter of medication errors are due to illegibility. But time-honored notions aside, comparative studies disagree over whether those who’ve earned an M.D. do tend to have worse handwriting than those who haven’t. Maybe it only seems that way when that little scrap of paper could determine whether you live or die.

ILLUSTRATION: SLUG SIGNORINO

Dear Cecil, I recently heard a statistic on a radio talk show that in the U.S. alone there are over 7000 deaths per year due to mistakes made by pharmacists because of the physicians’ illegible handwriting on the prescription! Can this be true? Don Jones, Berea, Ohio

)NTERVALE 2D OFF 2IVERSIDE "URLINGTON (ARVEST ,ANE 4AFT #ORNERS 7ILLISTON s WWW GARDENERS COM (OLIDAY HOURS -ONn&RI AMn PM s 3AT 3UN AMn PM

sevendaysvt.com

2x7-GardenersSupply112807.indd 1

11/26/07 8:57:38 AM

Cecil, Recently I was suffering from a particularly nasty head cold or flu — runny nose, headache, sore throat, etc. After about my third day of bed rest and lots of vitamin C, the tedium of convalescence got to me. So while watching movies, I drank about half a liter of whiskey mixed with Coca-Cola. Amazingly, the next day I was completely well. I know alcohol kills pretty much anything on contact, but is the concentration in your bloodstream sufficient to knock out germs and viruses? Should I start submitting bar tabs to my health insurer? Self-Medicating in Muskogee I don’t know what plan you’re on; mine won’t pick up the check for a triple bypass without a doctor’s affidavit conďŹ rming the surgery was absolutely necessary. Anyway: Rubbing alcohol used as a disinfectant contains about 70 percent alcohol, whereas a blood alcohol concentration of only 0.4 percent is typically associated with unconsciousness and death. If you tried to drink your way up to a bactericidal BAC, the alcohol would be way too busy killing brain cells to have much time for the germs. It’s almost certainly a coincidence, therefore, that you got better following your experiment with bender therapy. That said, while there’s no evidence that alcohol will help fight colds that’ve already been caught, moderate drinking may keep colds away. A Carnegie Mellon study from 1993 found that smokers were at greater risk of coming down with something no matter their drinking habits, but nonsmokers’ resistance to colds increased with consumption of alcohol (up to three or four drinks daily). And after surveying almost 4300 Spanish university employees, researchers reported that those who drank 14 or more glasses of wine a week were only 56 percent as likely to catch a bug. The team speculated that antioxidant and antiinflammatory properties of wine may have played a role; beer and spirits drinkers saw no health benefits. So for maximum future cold prevention, you may want to self-medicate less like a lead guitarist and more like a second violinist. CECIL ADAMS

Is there something you need to get straight? Cecil Adams can deliver the Straight Dope on any topic. Write Cecil Adams at the Chicago Reader, 11 E. Illinois, Chicago, IL 60611, or email him at cecil@chireader.com.

2x7.5-MahAyurveda091907.indd 1

9/17/07 3:42:24 PM

24A | november 28-december 05, 2007 | Âť sevendaysvt.com

Visit the Village

S H E L BU R N E • V E R M O N T

TAKE A BREAK.

Enjoy a wonderful lunch and pick up a gift certificate to stuff in someone’s stocking!

Friday Nov 30 Tree Lighting & Santa Visits 6PM

97 Falls Road • Shelburne • 802.985.2830 • www.bistrosauce.com Lunch: Monday-Saturday 11am-2:30pm Dinner: M-Th 5-9pm • F-Sa 5-9:30pm Sun Brunch: 10am-2pm

Shop for “HOT� buys on “COLD� weather clothing

2x2-sauce112107.indd 1

May you celebrate the season at your own harvest table surrounded by family and friends.

11/16/07 4:51:00 PM

Cottage decor, furniture and accessories. Antique, new & lovingly used.

You’ll get a “WARM� feeling helping your neighbors Gently used clothing for women, children and men, plus great jewelry and homegoods.

HOURS: Mon.-Sat. 10 AM - 5 PM Sunday, 12 - 5 PM Falls Road at Rte. 7 Shelburne Village 985-4001

2x3-SweetWilliam112107.indd 1

Local faith communities working together to raise funds to improve the lives of our neighbors and our communities.

11/19/07 10:53:40 AM

Anyone can walk into a store and buy a piece of jewelry

Only a true gentleman would spend the time to have something made suited to her personality and likes. She will not only appreciate the fine piece of jewelry designed just for her, she will know you took the time to create something unique.

Now until Christmas, Matthew is offering 25% above cost on all diamonds 1/2 carat and larger.

Tues - Fri 10-5, Sat 10-4 ~ 102 Harbor Road, Shelburne 985-3190 ~ www.matthewtaylordesigns.com

7 IWiio 8ekj_gk[

)& >WhXeh HeWZ I^[bXkhd[ /.+#&-+/ ',+( CekdjW_d HeWZ Ijem[ (+)#*(+)

THE ART OF GIVING

with gifts to cherish

2007 Holiday Show Beautiful, handmade objects created by Vermont artists in a range of prices starting under $10 Nov. 13 – Jan. 12 In our gallery located on Falls Road.

Visit our Shelburne Factory & Bear Shop Located one mile South of the Village of Shelburne on Route 7 Tour Information: (802) 985-3001 or VermontTeddyBear.com

Or Visit Our Waterbury Retail Store (sorry no tours) Special Place Annex Waterbury, VT (802) 244-7964

11/20/07 11:58:04 AM

Leave Your Mark! Give the gift of convenience with a personalized custom stamp/embosser.

ORDERS MUST BE RECEIVED BY 12/3 FOR HOLIDAY DELIVERY

Store Hours: Mon-Sat, 10-6 | Sun, 1-5 and by appointment

65 Falls Road, Shelburne Village | 985-8009 | inkink.myspstore.com

a t s u J an h T ore TORE! M YS TO

1x6-mendy112107.indd 1 11/27/07 10:58:33 AM

2x4-matttaylor112807.indd 1

11/16/07 10:13:17 AM

2x3-VTTeddy112107.indd 1

Wš AeeXW š Jhk[ H[b_]_ed š A[dp_[

2x3-Schips112107.indd 1

š 7Zh_Wde =ebZiY^c_[Z š Ifb[dZ_Z š @k_Yo 9ekjkh[ š IkiWdW CedWYe š J^[eho š I[l[d \eh 7bb CWda_dZ š L[bl[j š FW_][

8[bbo Kf je j^[ @[Wd 8Wh J^_i >eb_ZWo I[Wied

Welcoming Donations of Winter Clothing and Homegoods... Tax deductible

W CedWYe š J^[eho š I[l[d \eh 7bb CWda_dZ š L[bl[j š FW_][ Fh[c_kc :[d_c š HeYa H[fkXb_Y š 9 9 9Wb_\ehd_

Ifb[dZ_Z š @k_Yo 9ekjkh[ š IkiWd

11/16/07 10:20:53 AM

2x3-inkink112807.indd 1

• European Ornaments • Holiday Cards • Books • Gifts for Mom & Dad • Lyra Art Supplies

Expanded holiday shopping hours from December 3 to 23, Monday through Saturday from 10-6, Sunday from 1-4. Join us in the fine art studio for our Holiday Kids Corner. Free craft activities for children while you shop the village! December 8, 15, and 22, 11 AM – 2 PM Ages 4 and up

11/23/07 3:14:16 PM

AND OF COURSE... • Magical Dress-up • Steiff Stuffed Animals • Kathe Kruse Dolls • Haba Natural toys

Specializing in quality toys & gifts from Europe

Jamie Two Coats Toyshop In the newly renovated Shelburne Inn Olivia by Kathe Kruse

2x4-ShelburneArtCenter-112107-Xm1 1

11/15/07 2:44:22 PM

985-3221

Mon-Sat 9:30-5:30 • Sun 12-4

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | hackie 25A

RESTAURANT EQUIPMENT

hackie

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 5 @ 10AM

WATERWORKS RESTAURANT CHAMPLAIN MILL, WINOOSKI, VT

BY JERNIGAN PONTIAC

The owners of Water Works have made the decision to liquidate the restaurant. Following is a partial list. FRONT: Hardwood & Metal Chairs; Hardwood Swivel Barstools; Hardwood Edged Tables; Iron Patio Tables; Paneled Hardwood Hostess Station; Drop Safe; Glassware; more‌ BAR: Jackson U/C Dish Machine; Vita Mix Blender; Espresso/Cappucino Machine; Remote Draft Beer System; more‌ BACK: Hobart Gas Fryers; Garland SS Gas Range; Blodgett Gas Convection Ovens; Hobart Corner Dish Machine; Wolf Gas Salamander Broiler; Magic Glow & Rankin Deluxe Gas Char Grills; True Low Boy Refrig. w/ S.S. Top; 48â€? True Refrig. Prep Units; Victory 1 Door Refrig. Prep Unit; Bally Knock Down Walk In Refrig./ Freezer; Bally Knock Down Walk In Refrig; Hobart 2 Door S.S. Reach In Refrig; Hobart 1 Door Reach In Refrig; Star Metal 3 Door Low Boy Refrig w/ laminated hardwood baker’s top; Hobart 20 & 30 Qt. Mixers; Hobart 12â€? Slicer; Manitowoc Ice Machines; more‌ SPECIAL: Belt Drive Ceiling Fan System; “Winooski River and Water Wheelâ€? Hanging Fabric Sculpture; more...

A CABBIE’S REAR VIEW

Cooking for Life

T

Can’t get enough hackie? Check out Jernigan’s blog at 7dblogs.com/ hackie

he instant the man entered my taxi, I knew he was a cook. It wasn’t the distinctive, black-and-white checked pants, the muscled hands or robust physicality. No, the giveaway was the scent. Post-work and pre-shower, chefs give off a distinctive aroma. I often drive them, so I should know. It’s the smell of all the food flavors of a commercial kitchen blended into one pungent potpourri. If all the players in an orchestra were to hit a different random note simultaneously, it wouldn’t quite resonate as music; in much the same way, this amalgamated victual bouquet isn’t immediately identifiable as food. Sometimes, on nights when my nose is up to snuff, I can guess the cuisine — Italian, Thai, etc. “How about Essex Junction?� he requested. “I have to check on my tenant.� “Essex it is,� I replied, and swung the cab eastward into the windy night. “Finished your shift?� “Shift? Ha!� he retorted in a hoarse voice. He was below average height but projected a tough-guy air. With his tightly

Post-work and pre-shower, chefs give off a distinctive aroma. I often drive them, so I should know. bunched features and short-cropped brown hair, he brought to mind one of those compact, tenacious creatures, like a meerkat or a marmot. “My ‘shift,’ if you want to call it that, is 17 hours a day. I’m the head chef.� “So, basically, you’re at the restaurant all day?� “That’s right, six days a week. And half the time, I end up stopping in to check on things, or deal with some emergency, on my day off.� I have respect for the hardworking man or woman, even if it appears to the outsider to be overwork. I used to be convinced that achieving a fulfilled life requires balance, whatever that is. But I’ve come to understand that balance is relative to the temperament of the individual; one person’s overload is another person’s smooth sailing. It’s astonishing to observe my various certitudes fall by the wayside, one by one, over the years. As I get older, the mystery of life seems to expand rather than shrink. “Your restaurant seems pretty popular. How many covers do you do on a busy night?� I was showing off a little bit with the lingo. In the restaurant business, a cover refers to a single customer ordering a meal. “Well, maybe 175 covers, which is nothing compared to the last place I worked in New York City. It was a fancy Italian joint, and we could do 750 on a Saturday.�

“How long you been up here?â€? “I was recruited by the owner to come up and run this place about six MORE DETAILS, TERMS & PHOTOS ONLINE: THCAuction.com months ago. He knew I was good, but I THOMAS HIRCHAK CO ¡ 800-634-7653 ¡ 802-888-4662 don’t think he knew what he was getting into.â€? He paused to chuckle at that 2x4-Hirchak112807.indd 1 11/26/07 2:06:36 PM thought. “How so?â€? I asked. “On my first day on the job, he says, ‘Jim, take a few days to get the lay of the land, see what the staff is capable of. Then, slowly, you can start shaking things up.’ So I go into the kitchen and, within three hours, I’m screaming at the cooks. This went on non-stop for a week or so. Finally, I begin sending staff home for a few days without pay. That did the trick, I’ll tell ya. Now they’re doing things right.â€? “Where did you learn your skills?â€? “I did 21 years in the Navy. By the end, I had 400 people working under me. K`Zb\kj && )' X[m% && ), [Xp f] j_ That’s cooking, man.â€? fn We turned onto Industrial Avenue, the wind blowing with a ferocity that actually made the vehicle shudder as we moved 2x3-melissacronin112807.indd 1 11/27/07 10:11:38 AM through space. The last of the autumn leaves, shriveled to pale versions of their October glory, were holding on for dear life. Alas, this pitiless November gale sounded the death knell; faded brown and full line of nautilus equipment & free weights yellow leaves skittered across the road like ★ ghostly confetti. pool, classes, racquetball court “So,â€? I said, bringing my attention ★ back into the cab, “you’ve already bought never an initiation fee a house and took a tenant?â€? “Yeah,â€? Jim replied. “I’m renting out the whole house. I thought I was gonna Offer expires 2pm 12/31/07. live out there, but it makes sense to be closer to the restaurant. So I took an 20 W. Canal, Winooski apartment on top of a nearby bar. My boss is friends with the bar owner, so I 655-2399 got a great deal on the place. I really don’t need much space, anyway. I just bought 11/16/07 11:28:13 AM the Essex house as an investment. I figure 2x3-woolenmill112807.indd 1 I’m going to be here at least 10 years, until I’m about 55, and then retire.â€? “Man, that’s great if you can pull it off. What do you think you’ll do then?â€? Jim let out a sigh and scrunched up his already thickly creased face. “I think STRENGTHEN. NOW I’d like to travel to Ireland and Sweden. EVOLVE. ASPIRE. Or maybe I’ll buy a tiny Fiji island. ApOPEN AT AT BURLINGTON’S PREMIER parently, there’s a slew of ’em that are PILATES STUDIO’S 431 Pine St. NEW LOCATION. privately owned. Yes, sir, I’ll establish my Suite 101 own little kingdom.â€? (Formerly “The Nation of Jim,â€? I postulated. CafĂŠ Piccolo) “Sounds appealing. I mean, if you’re Jim.â€? We laughed together for a bit, and Jim said, “You know, the truth is, I’m a cook. I’ve been doing this my whole life, and I’ll probably be doing it until the day I die.â€? That was remarkably honest, I thought. And, for this guy, checking out over a hot stove in the middle of a dinner rush, saucepan in hand, would probably be way preferable to keeling over on some beach in the South Pacific.

c a s s I c a M Ashley JoXe[ jg\Z`Xc ^l\jkj hn Doyle,

]\Xkli\ g\i]fid\i

Tony DeMarecros and oth

:_Xe[c\i Dlj`Z ?Xcc IXe[fcg_# MK /')$.)/$+)') ''.# .1*' GD Benefit ;\Z\d for JeY\i / ) rry Holland

Our Gift to You...

Buy One Year, Get 3 Months

FREE!

sevendaysvt.com

“Hackie� is a biweekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Jernigan Pontiac, email hackie@sevendaysvt.com.

862.8686

2x4-corestudio103107.indd 1

PILATES PRIVATES + CLASSES + PILATES-SPINNING HYBRID PERSONAL TRAINING/FUSION TRAINING PRIVATES • ULTRA-PERSONALIZED. PROGRESSIVE. INSPIRING. FIRST MAT CLASS IS ALWAYS FREE! FREE CONSULTATIONS AVAILABLE. corestudioburlington.com

10/30/07 10:38:43 AM

26A

|

november 28-december 05, 2007

|

Âť sevendaysvt.com ERIK NELSON

7ORKSHOP 3TORE 3EYMOUR 3TREET -IDDLEBURY #HURCH 3TREET "URLINGTON 5NIVERSITY -ALL 3OUTH "URLINGTON s WWW DANFORTHPEWTER COM

(OLIDAY /PEN (OUSE $EC ST ND -IDDLEBURY $EC TH #HURCH 3TREET "URLINGTON $EC TH 5NIVERSITY -ALL 3O "URLINGTON âœś "RING THIS AD TO ANY /PEN (OUSE AND RECEIVE A FREE PIN WITH PURCHASE âœś 2EGISTER TO WIN AN /IL ,AMP âœś 7E LL PERSONALIZE YOUR ORNAMENT PURCHASE FOR &2%% AM PM âœś 7ATCH PEWTER BEING MADE AT OUR 7ORKSHOP 3TORE IN -IDDLEBURY

2x5-Danform112807.indd 1

11/26/07 8:44:16 AM

in person: 153 Main St., Burlington or Essex Copy Ship Fax Plus by phone: 802-86-FLYNN, v/relay on line: www.flynntix.org

<CULTURE>

JUST ANNOUNCED: %

%

DECEMBER 2007:

& '

,9 &47@0<8,9 %070,=0 :9.0<> 7C99&;,.0

&(!

E 3<4=>8,=>4/0F . ,<>3C <>= 09>0<

& '

*

*

' (

' (

)0<8:9> &C8;3:9C "<.30=><, E ,=>0<A:<6= F 7C99 ,49&>,20 +,8,>: <?880<= :1 ,;,9 7C99 ,49&>,20

)0<8:9> &>,20 :8;,9C E*49>0< ',70=F 7C99&;,.0 <:,/A,C !,>4:9,7 ':?< E 9940F 7C99 ,49&>,20

,9.30=>0< 477<,>= @= )' <:=> 0,@0= ,<<0 ?/4>:<4?8 ,<<0

' (

E :@0 &0B ,9/ >30 %&F

)0<20990= ";0<, :?=0

%

&><46492 =>,<<492 <::@0 47C () %:C,77 'C70< '30,><0

' (

& '

& '

& '

&(!

&(!

& '

& '

& '

&(!

&(!

& '

& '

&(!

E 0=> 3<4=>8,= #,20,9> @0< F

*,>0<1<:9> '30,><0

)0<8:9> &C8;3:9C "<.30=><, E :74/,C #:;= F 7C99 ,49&>,20 $?0-0. 0-06A, @= )' <:=> 0,@0= ,<<0 ?/4>:<4?8 ,<<0 G'4= >30 &0,=:9 :9.0<> &>:A0 :88?94>C 3?<.3 &>:A0 E 3<4=>8,= ,<:7F 7C99 ,49&>,20

G'4= >30 &0,=:9 :9.0<> 4<=> ,;>4=> 3?<.3 ?<7492>:9

30<4=3 >30 ,/40= E 07>4. 3<4=>8,=F 7C99 ,49&>,20 09014> 1:< 0>>C :92<02,>4:9,7 3?<.3 ?<7492>:9 ,94.0 #0<<C 7C99&;,.0

)0<8:9> +:?>3 "<.30=><, E"<.30=><,;,7::D, F 7C99 ,49&>,20 ,9.30=>0< 477<,>= @= )' <:=> 0,@0= 08:<4,7 ?/4>:<4?8

)0<8:9> ,770> '30,>0< E'30 !?>.<,.60<F 7C99 ,49&>,20

$?0-0. 0-06A, @= )' <:=> 0,@0= 08:<4,7 ?/4>:<4?8 :: 0A :80/C =4,9 4=><: *4774=>:9

& '

:=>:9 74DD,</ @= )' <:=> 0,@0= ,<<0 ?/4>:<4?8 ,<<0

"!

9/ 99?,7 !0A +0,<H= @0 ,77 '30 80<,7/ ,77<::8 &30<,>:9 ?<7492>:9 :>07 ,9/ :910<09.0 09>0<

"!

A Frost Heaves forward works on his swish — and swish pan

94 4 <,9.: 7C99 ,49&>,20 :9 =,70 9:A

E'30 #496 7:C/ B;0<409.0F 7C99 ,49&>,20 :9 =,70

>: 7C99 08-0<= ,9/ >: >30 ;?-74.

&>?<.<,D40 ,9=1407/ #<:50.> &30<,>:9 ?<7492>:9 :>07 ,9/ :910<09.0 09>0<

Jump Cut

U

sed to be, the jocks didn’t hang out with the artsy types, but that’s not always true in pro sports today. New York Yankees outfielder Bernie Williams plays a mean classical guitar. Former University of Kansas defensive STORY lineman Travis Watkins is an award-winning MIKE slam poet. And Vermont Frost Heaves power IVES forward Erik Nelson makes cheeky, experimental art videos. IMAGE Nelson, 31, is a new member of the MATTHEW Barre- and Burlington-based basketball THORSEN squad, which won the 2007 American Basketball Association Championship. Most afternoons, the 6-foot-6-incher can

ly mechanical, vocal melody — think Mario Brothers meet Addams family. Coach Voigt, who’s seen some of Nelson’s vids, calls them “abstract, yet unique.� In an age when even our blandest public figures — mainstream presidential candidates, say — post footage of themselves online, the video blog is no longer an offbeat enterprise. But Nelson has been “vlogging� since before it was cool; he founded Bottom Union in 2003, pre-YouTube. On a recent Tuesday afternoon, Nelson meets a reporter at half-court in an Essex gymnasium. It’s 2:30, exactly an hour before

Nelson has been “vlogging� since before it was cool; his personal website was founded pre-YouTube. be found working his finesse game in the “paint� — Nelson’s coach, Will Voigt, calls him a “tough-nosed� competitor. In the evenings, however, the b-baller sits at his desk making “vlogs� for two popular digital video websites. Take www.bottomunion.com, Nelson’s personal site, which hosts a whimsical assemblage of haunting vignettes. “Tumbleweeds� is a time-lapse montage of standing pools and flower petals that clocks in at under a minute, with those pastoral visuals accompanied by a sweet, albeit slight-

Frost Heaves practice. The hoopster, who’s wearing a blue hoodie and brown pants, scrunches pretzel-like into a plastic chair. As Nelson unloads his gym bag, a few teammates wearing blue practice jerseys begin shooting lay-ups. “Hey, Issa,� Nelson calls to Issa Konare, the Frost Heaves’ 6-foot-8 Senegalese shooting guard. Konare nods cheerily, then returns to business. Nelson’s vlog and basketball spheres don’t mix much, but it was a hoops-related mishap that propelled him into the world of >> 28A

2x10-Flynn112807.indd 1

11/23/07 10:16:48 AM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | 27A

"%!$3 s 'EMSTONES s 0ENDANTS &INDINGS s #RYSTALS s 'LASS #HIMES s *EWERLY s 1UARTZ

28A

|

november 28-december 05, 2007

|

Âť sevendaysvt.com

jump cut

Giving. Receiving.

<< 26A

It’s all good. You know the joy a new toy can bring a child — especially if you shop at Kids Town. Stop by and get all sorts of ideas for your list. You’ll find toys, children’s books, clothes, furniture‌ and plenty of holiday cheer.

GIF

C A R DTS

a ls o a v a il a b le o n li k id s to n e a t w n .c o m

$5 off any purchase of $20 or more! /"9-ĂŠUĂŠ 1, /1, ĂŠUĂŠ- " -ĂŠUĂŠ "/ ĂŠEĂŠ- /9ĂŠUĂŠ ĂŠ ",

* Limit one per customer per visit. No cash value. Not valid with other sales/discounts/offers. Not valid on purchase of gift cards. Coupon must be presented at time of purchase. Some restrictions apply. Expires 12/30/07.

, ĂŠ /ĂŠ7, ** ĂŠEĂŠ* ,

'BSSFMM 4USFFU 4P #VSMJOHUPO t t .PO 4VO KID.040.07 NOV25 AD, 7D 4-COL (8.125") x 4" 4x4-Kidstown112807.indd 1

11/1/07 10:57:06 AM

Create & Make Your Own Christmas Gifts! at

Upcoming Classes • Almost Tennis Bracelet Tuesday, November 27, 6 PM

• Wild Women Pin

Wednesday, November 28, 6:30 PM

• Bead Therapy Instruction Always Available Gift Certificates • Children’s Parties Check out our class list on our website!

Monday, December 3, 7-9 PM

beadcrazyvt.com | 21 Taft Corners Shopping Center | Williston, VT | 288-9666 4x4-BeadCrazy111407.indd 1

11/13/07 2:49:59 PM

On average, a person changes careers 5 times. We’re here for every one of them. And, with just one conversation, we can help you get on your way.

SPRING CLASSES BEGIN JANUARY 7th For more information or to register: t 7JTJU VT JO EPXOUPXO #VSMJOHUPO BU #BUUFSZ 4U t $BMM PS TFF VT POMJOF

R.J. Sweeney Champlain College Enrollment Counselor Call R.J. today! 888-545-3459

cps.champlain.edu

888-545-3459

CHC-197-07 Accelerate; 7D; 4c (8.125�) x 7�; ml 4x7-ChampCollege112807.indd 1

11/23/07 9:55:03 AM

video. Originally from Pittsburgh, Nelson attended the University of Vermont, where he played basketball and doublemajored in English and art. After graduating in 1998, he and his future wife Priscilla moved to Holland, where he would play professional ball for nine years. Nelson kept up with his creative pursuits, but he struggled to synthesize his interests in writing, painting and photography, he says. When his ACL ripped in 2004, the accident came at the peak of a “mini artistic crisis.� “I was on my butt, not practicing, not really playing,� Nelson recalls of that episode. “I was into film, and I’d just bought a digital camera. I started doing a lot of videos, and then it became possible to share on the web . . .� At first, Nelson says, he exchanged videos with a handful of fellow vloggers around the world — this was before the rise of social networking sites such as YouTube and MySpace. In those early months, other vloggers inspired him to create pieces that were “playful� and “experimental,� Nelson recalls. He calls his current vlog technique “absurdist� and “devious.� In March, Nelson co-founded a site called www.wreckand salvage.com with two fellow videographers he met online. Wreck and Salvage — where the videos are presented as collective efforts, without attribution to a particular member of the trio — showcases work doused in social commentary and morbid humor. For example, it features a roughly twominute animated adaptation of Franz Kafka’s short story, “The Metamorphosis,� in which a robotic Gregor Samsa finds himself transformed not into Kafka’s giant insect but into a plastic doll with “supple living skin.� “I feel like a pressurized bag of jelly,� he laments. Some Wreck & Salvage vlogs are even weirder — and more hilarious. In Nelson’s “Suppendapo (One Dead Mule),� we hear the voice of a businessman named Dwight placing a phone order with an all-purpose supply warehouse. “Last week’s shipment was perfect, as always,� he begins, “but I have another order for you.� Among Dwight’s requests? “Thirty pairs of safety scissors, 119 units of type B-negative human blood, one wide leather belt and 42,000 old-growth pine trees — at least 40 feet tall, at least 1 foot in diameter.� Oh, plus a dead mule. In the style of “Mule,� most Wreck & Salvage efforts are short but packed with symbolic significance. “A lot of times, I try to start with a concept or something I think is relevant, whether it’s within my life, or within the world, or anywhere,� Nelson explains. “Then I try to reduce it to under two minutes.� That’s partly because a typical online audience tunes in

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | feature 29A

BRISTOLVt.

during “spare moments,â€? or “void time,â€? rather than for extended couch sessions, as it would for a television show. Adam Quirk, 28, one of Nelson’s two Wreck & Salvage cofounders, defines the company’s approach bluntly. “We kinda try to disassemble things and build ’em up from scratch, like rebuilding engines, I guess,â€? says Quirk, a musician and freelance videographer from Brooklyn who created the Kafka adaptation on the Wreck & Salvage site. “But also, we try to make things timelessly instead of just topically funny.â€? While Wreck & Salvage vids 8dbZ dc Stop by for everything you need to celebrate the season. often feature animation and other sophisticated image Ydlc id### • Local Vermont Products manipulation techniques, • Lake Champlain Chocolates Nelson tends to use more shot• Gift CertiďŹ cates on-the-fly or “foundâ€? video on • Locally Crafted Gifts his personal site. “Most of the [dg Vh^Vc Vgi! jc^fjZ _ZlZagn! \^[ih [gdb VgdjcY i]Z ldgaY time, I try to shoot very mini• Great Selection of Beer & Wine &- BV^c Hi# 7g^hida ™ -%' )*(",'%' mal,â€? he says, reflecting that he likes to place “apocalypticâ€? realities of modern life into comic 2x3-emeraldrose112807.indd 1 11/27/07 10:39:55 AM relief. “It’s basically trying to put videos together the way life hap pens,â€? he adds. “You find out Located behind Shaw’s that as you edit, you don’t really fine art & craft need a concept or a narrator — life does it for you.â€? 2x4-mountaingreens112206.indd 1 11/21/06 11:30:30 AM That manifesto comes through loud and clear in “Random Northwest,â€? Nelson’s aptly titled, nonlinear travelogue Experience of a 2005 trip to Oregon and the holidays in our Washington state. The film Fabulous New jumps back and forth among Location, random passengers on a ferry, a right on Main Street! merchant, a locksmith, a usedHoliday Featured Artists Reed Prescott & Jim Cunningham car salesman and a wayward Š Open 7 Days Š 25 Main St, Bristol VT 05443 Š 802-453-4032 Š www.artonmain.net Š moose who traipses through a parking lot. “With ‘Random Northwest,’ it was really just 2x3-ArtonMain112107.indd 1 11/19/07 10:43:01 AM taking all these moments that, relatively, had nothing to do with each other,â€? Nelson recalls. When he was done “editing it Sip down a cup of our special one-of-a-kind instinctively,â€? he adds, “it makes TREE HOUSE Roast coffee or treat yourself sense — I guess.â€? to a tasty espressso drink

?JHI H>I 6GDJC9 I É C 9D

Happy Holidays

djg \^[i Zbedg^jb N)* ( #&3 )' )( 3

' #( -. ,#-.)&

Open 9-7 Daily • 453-8538 23 Mountain View St. Bristol

Discover unique in the heart of Vermont

Friday Nov. 30 7PM:

Lighting of the Bandstand

Like text-based websites back in the 1990s, sites devoted to video and video sharing have mushroomed in the past couple of years, triggering a digital version of natural selection. But Wreck & Salvage has survived, and even thrived. Nelson reports that the collective’s artsy, politicized pieces have actually grown in popularity since 2004, thanks largely to such YouTube-like aggregator sites as www.vimeo. com and http://video.yahoo.com. “When we started, you wanted your videos to only be seen on your website,� he says. “But at the same time, that was a waste, because each video-sharing site has its own audience, so why would you expect people to come to yours?� Partly because of increased web traffic, what was formerly a leisurely pursuit has morphed into a money-making enterprise. Quirk reports that Wreck & Salvage now sells commissioned vlog advertisements; at present, the site’s only clients are a Tshirt company and a vodka manufacturer, but Quirk says he’s meeting regularly with other businesses to discuss potential

Kick off Bristol’s Cool Yule!

WE HAVE THE BEST COFFEE IN TOWN

16 Main Street, Bristol 453-3280 M-F 6am-5pm • Sat 7am-5pm • Sun 7am-3pm

2x2-BristolBakery112107.indd 1

Happy Holidays!

A 6 8 D & E D = -

11/20/07 9:51:11 AM

“Almost Home for the Holidaysâ€? Open House Saturday Dec 1st 1-5PM Music, door prizes, s’mores over the ďŹ re and lots of Holiday Treats

to home and se o cl it p ee k , n so This holiday sea sive selection of beer & wine n check out our exte

10% Off

Full case of wine.re

to Mix & match in-s or y or nt ve in special order

the area mestic & imported beer in The widest selection of do || Propane filling & exchange || Special order kegs n tock wines || Bottle redemptio

Over 700 in-s

. 3990 21 Prince Lane, Bristol 453-

Greens Wreaths Roping Ornaments Gifts Food Coffee Rocky Dale Gardens & Almost Home Market 28 North Street in Bristol 453-2782 or 453-5775 Open every day Nov 23rd through Dec 24th.

>> 31A 2x4-bristolbev112807.indd 1

2x5-almostrockydale112807.indd 1 11/16/07 4:19:52 PM

11/27/07 11:28:55 AM

30A | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

COOL NEW @

222

Look! Coolers!! On Tuesday, November 20, 2007, our new loading dock received its first delivery…9 tractor trailers from Virginia carrying our gorgeous new coolers. (One truck actually flipped on the snowy, slippery Interstate…you know that accident near Richmond that held everything up?…that was OUR truck…) The coolers were rolled into the building and are now waiting to be placed, wired, plumbed, cooled down, checked, and finally stocked with all the stuff we all love. This is what we’ve been waiting for…and now it’s actually happening!

THINGS I WILL DEFINITELY GIVE AS GIFTS THIS YEAR… SAPORE & DELIZE… Jams and marmalades handmade in the beautiful li�le town of Vita, Italy. When we visited the tiny factory, I was surprised to taste these deep and sweet marmalades with cheeses; an amazing taste discovery! So I brought them home for everyone to love. Orange Marmalade — delicious on a li�le blob of creamy rico�a Fig Jam — figs and prosciu�o….a match made in heaven! Mandarin Marmalade — perfect on a thick shaving of parmesano reggiano Orange & Lemon Marmalade — fabulous with a zingy pecorino cheese The folks who make Sapore & Delize use fruit indigenous to Sicily without any colors or preservatives so the intense, clear flavors of the region are right out there! Great gi�s!

1 pie crust 2 C cranberries 3 peeled and diced granny smith apples 1/2 C sugar 1/2 C brown sugar Zest of 1 lemon Zest of 1 orange 2 T lemon juice 1 tsp cinnamon 1/8 tsp ground star anise seed 1/8 tsp nutmeg Pinch of salt and freshly ground black pepper 2 T bu�er

CHECK OUT! WINE��WINE��WINE! OUR�WINE�AISLE�IS�OVER� FLOWING�WITH�GREAT� WINES�AND�TERRIFIC�DEALS� FOR�THE�HOLIDAYS���GOT� WINE�QUESTIONS?��WHAT�TO� DRINK�WITH�WHAT?�I�NEVER� KNOW��SO�I�ASK�BRIAN� MALONEY���HE’S�IN�THE�WINE� AISLE��READY�TO�HELP� fp-healthyliving112807.indd 1

NINA’S AMAZING APPLECRANBERRY TART This was a hit at our Thanksgiving…an ultra-flavorful, luscious apple tart studded with zingy cranberries, infused with the wonderful flavors of star anise and nutmeg. A natural for the holidays. Preheat oven to 400ºF. Roll out the pie crust and put it in a tart pan with a removable bo�om. Refrigerate while you make the filling. Put the cranberries, apples and all the other ingredients except the bu�er in a large bowl and mix well. Pour filling into chilled pie shell, top with dots of bu�er and, if you have extra dough, pastry shapes. Bake 40-45 minutes, until filling is bubbling, the cranberries and apples are tender when pierced with a fork, and crust is golden brown. Serve with whipped cream.

YOUR�SOURCE�FOR�NATURAL��ORGANIC�&�LOCAL GROCERIES��PRODUCE��BULK��FRESH�MEATS�&�FISH�� SUPPLEMENTS�&�BODYCARE��CRUSTY�BREADS�� CHEESE�&�WINE…AND�OUR�FAMOUS�ORGANIC�CAFÉ�

��MARKET�STREET��SOUTH�BURLINGTON ���������•��AM��PM�SEVEN�DAYS�A�WEEK

WWW�HEALTHYLIVINGMARKET�COM 11/27/07 12:15:52 PM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | feature 31A

jump cut << 29A

’60s on YouTube.� Given such a sweet set-up, you’d think Nelson would want to combine his two passions: basketball and videography. But artists can be unpredictable, and this one stays surprisingly mum when it comes to reflecting on the interface between hoops and screen. “I made a couple of basketball videos at Bottom Union,� he recalls, watching Issa Konare sink a three-pointer. “But, yeah, I have a hard time meshing the two. I’ve always kept them separate.� That doesn’t mean he keeps his online life secret on the court — especially not from Voigt, 31, his wiry, dark-haired coach. Voigt knows a thing or two about the creative process: He used to study classical piano, and his mom, Ellen Bryant Voigt, is a former Vermont State Poet. “Certainly, I can relate to the arts,� Voigt says. “I think it’s good to see that these guys have another side to them.� Other

Country Christmas Saturday, Dec 1, All Day

32 Years of

the Best Clothing, Gear & Expert Service!

20% OFF STOREWIDE!* *In-Stock, Non-Sale Items Only *15% OFF Tele & Backcountry Skis, Boots & Bindings

Log Cabin Snowshoe Lunches

2x3-clearwatersports112807.indd 1

Sat. December 8th featuring champagne & sparklings for the holidays!

11/27/07 1:51:27 PM

*

4330 Main St., Waitsfield

583-WINE 1x5-waitsfieldwine112807.indd 1

Rocket Sled Adventures

Route 100, Waitsfield, VT • clearwatersports.com

Complimentary Hot Cider & Cookies.

Full-Moon Snowshoe Cabin Dinners

Sales Rentals Demos

Our next wine tasting:

Obviously, the Michael Jordans and the Larry Birds and the Magic Johnsons were artists — they put their own unique spin on the game.

2 ec n D SALE u •S Y c 1 SAR e tD R Sa NIVE AN

Celebrate!

C 25 oun % try OF Ch F ris AL tm L as PI CT S UR at. E De FR c AM . 1 ES st !

commissions. Nelson sees his partner two or three times a year in New York City on his way to visit family in eastern Pennsylvania. (Aaron Valdez, the third member of W & S, lives in Grand Rapids, Michigan.) That spatial disconnect poses a question: How can Nelson keep one foot in the New York art world — Quirk’s sphere — and the other in a b-ball court in, well, the boonies? That’s the upside of today’s open-source media climate, points out Quirk: Though it may iron out regional differences, it also allows artists to communicate and collaborate across physical boundaries. It doesn’t matter where Nelson lives, so long as he keeps a razorsharp eye trained on American culture. “Erik’s good at really subtle humor that a lot of people probably miss,� Quirk suggests. “And it’s not even humor sometimes — it’s just [that] he points things out, holds a mirror up to the

11/27/07 9:35:32 AM

! " # $ %&' '&()

2x3-schoolhouse112807.indd 1

2x3-thecollection112107

11/19/07

8:42 AM

Page 1

11/27/07 3:38:16 PM

FROST HEAVES COACH WILL VOIGT

world, up to modern media, and shows the ugly side of it. He takes the mundane and shows the beauty in it.� The three company founders “have all been influenced by decaying industry, rust, the dregs of society,� Nelson says. “It’s all stuff we’ve grown up with, and I guess we’re all revealed by what media has influenced us.� Quirk agrees. “I’m living in Brooklyn in a pretty cool neighborhood,� he says, “but I grew up in a similar town as Erik — small, Midwestern, hardworking values. So, yeah,� he concedes, “I guess that’s where our aesthetic comes from.� Quirk adds that, someday, he might relocate to Vermont or some comparable location within “striking distance� of the Big Apple. As for Nelson, this Vermont landscape suits him perfectly. The power forward-cum-vlogger and his wife Priscilla recently purchased land in Duxbury, where they plan to build a house. Former college sweethearts, they’re raising two adorable girls, ages 1 and 3. Are the kids into vlogs? “Quinn’s too young,� Nelson says with a grin. “But Tanum likes watching old Spider-Man cartoons from the

Frost Heaves players, he notes, have reveled in chess and poetry. “And as people,â€? adds the coach, “[Erik] and I can relate to things outside of basketball. “The state motto is ‘Freedom and Unity,’ and I think that’s what describes basketball the best,â€? he continues. “You need to have the cohesiveness of five guys on the court, but the beauty of it lies in the free-flowing play, and the [opportunity] for these guys to be creative. Obviously, the Michael Jordans and the Larry Birds and the Magic Johnsons were artists — they put their own unique spin on the game.â€? Even Nelson admits that bball and videos come from the same source. “There’s a whole lot of creation and improvisation in basketball, so it’s not like they’re two separate things,â€? he says, glancing anxiously at a wall clock. It reads 3:30. Racket from dribbling balls is flooding this gym, and Nelson’s eyes begin to stray toward a far rim, under which Konare and other teammates are assembling for lay-up drills. “It’s the same brain,â€? he adds hurriedly, before rising from his chair. “It’s not like I’m shutting one off and turning the other on.â€? ďż˝

;QWÂśTG KPXKVGF VQ QWT *1.+&#; 12'0*175' 5CVWTFC[ &GEGODGT UV RO RO %CVGTGF 4GHTGUJOGPVU &QQT 2TK\GU &KUEQWPVU /QTG

/CF 4KXGT )TGGP † 4V † 9CKVUHKGNF †

!" #

! " # $# #% %$ &' $ # ($% )$ * +$ ' ( #$+, ' '% # -.. $ # , -/0 ( , #% '#1 # 1 -2 ! -.. 3 456&7400

Country Christmas, Saturday, Dec 1, All Day • Free Bus between WaitsďŹ eld & Warren, 10 am - 4 pm • Santa Visits on the Green, 10 am - 1 pm Info: 802.496.3409 | madrivervalley.com

32A | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | 33A

1

Get Your Shop On... at the

SEVEN DAYS HOLIDAY SHOP HOp!

20% off any one item with your Shop Hop card!

20% off all Vermont clothing!

73 Church St. (above Monelle’s) 865-1754

30 Church St. 658-6452

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 6, 12-9PM Win 1 of 3 gift baskets valued at more than $250 each!

2

3

4

1 Visit 7 participating retailers (below), have your Shop Hop Card stamped at each store. 2 Drop off your stamped card at any of the participating retailers and you’ll be eligible to win!*

» View the interactive Google Map and preview video online at sevendaysvt.com.

20% off all beauty products & accessories!

* No purchase necessary. Winner will be notified by 12/10/07.

113 Church St. (Above Leunig’s Bistro) 657-3233

5

6

20% off storewide 5-9 pm. Come enjoy holiday treats. 61-63 Church St. 860-2220

7

8

Stop by during the

8

ShopUp to save

10%

1

of f ev

Pop in for champagne and fine handmade designer jewelry.

15 14 17 12

Church & Bank Sts. 660-2032

9 9

View the interactive Google Map and video online at: »sevendaysvt.com

Stop by during the 59 Church Street - (802) 859-0200 10% off everything www.hatleynature.com ShopUp to save during Shop Hop!

20% off any scarf with purchase of any hat!

59 Church St. 859-0200

199 College St. 862-0707

10

% o f f ev

6

5

ng !

12noon ‘til 9pm

20 10

er yt hi

er y th

12noon ‘til 9pm 10

13

19

Free gift with purchase. 72 Church St. 863-4226

16

11

Maharishi Invincibility Center For a healthy, happy, enlightened America.

4

23 Church St. 651-0155

ing !

59 Church Street - (802) 859-0200 www.hatleynature.com Health and Wholeness Store

2

20% off storewide during Shop Hop!

49 Church St. Burlington Town Center Mall, Lower Level 318-4116

12

20% off storewide 10am-8pm: jewelry, clothing, hairwear, belts, handbags and eyewear!

Locally-owned skateboard & snowboard lifestyle shop.

115 College St. 658-4050

151 Cherry St. 859-1510

3 13

11

With over 200 shops & restaurants, all within walking distance of our Free Holiday Parking, you’re sure to find the perfect holiday gifts at the Church Street Marketplace and Burlington Town Center.

16

23 10% off apparel, 30% off samples, and and check out our new “OGE Annex” at 66 Church Street!

24

17

38 Church St. 862-5126

15

7

18

10% off storewide!

14

22

Free eyewear cleaning cloth.

21

96 Church St. 864-7146

18

19

20

Receive a free $20 gift card with a purchase of $100 or more.

20% off store wide and yummy goodies. Receive a free gift from Timberland with any purchase.

20% off one item all day!

85 Main St. 863-5668

96 Church St. 864-2800

40 Church St. 862-5051

152 Cherry St. 860-0190

21

Stop by for Fair Trade coffee and food sampling!

Whatever your holiday, Scribbles is the shop for cards, gifts and wrap.

21 Church St. 863-8326

96 Church St. 863-9004

22

23

24

Serving Organic Thai Cuisine.

Buy one entrée, get a 2nd 1/2 Off

20% off one item all day!

20% off storewide all day!

169 Lower Church St. 651-9660

161 Lower Church St. 658-4553

150 Church St. 861-2784

100 Main St. 658-6496

Island-Inspired Dining & Drinks

34A | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com We Do All The Loading & Cleanup We’ll remove almost anything - old furniture and appliances, office and home cleanups, yard waste and construction debris. We’ll take anything from single items to multiple truck loads.

Book online at 1800gotjunk.com or call 1-800-468-5865.

RUSHFORD FAMILY CHIROPRACTIC

2x2-800GotJunk112107.indd 1 1 VERMONT-11-07-SEAS1.5.indd

11/18/07 2:41:03 AM PM 11/13/07 8:42:46

A HEALTHY BODY BEGINS WITH A HEALTHY SPINE

Gentle, effective health care for adults and children utilizing Network Spinal Care 100 Dorset Street, Suite 21 South Burlington, Vermont

(802) 860-3336

www.rushfordchiropractic.com

2x2-rushford071107indd.indd 1

L

Drs. Matthew & Julieta Rushford Network Spinal Care Advanced Certified Members, International Chiropractic Pediatric Association

aro ma un

7/9/07 9:55:35 AM

t The bes place for Exquisite Holiday Gifts

crafted Aromatherapy & Bodycare Hand Specializing in Signatu

Hit the spot. Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online.

r e Scent Desi g n

Hours:

Tues - Sat 10 - 6

463 Saint Paul St. Burlington, VT 802.951.9714 lunaroma.com 2x3-Lunaroma112807.indd 1

Open 24/7/365. Post & browse ads at your convenience.

11/23/07 10:45:19 AM

ASK ANY OF OUR CURRENT CUSTOMERS! • Honest Repair • Very Reasonable Pricing • Flexible Solutions to Maintain Vermont Cars for Vermont People

Extra! Extra! There’s no limit to ad length online.

The ONLY Specialized Dealer Alternative in Vermont with complete computer scan diagnostic capabilities for Saab, Volvo & BMW

865-9628

Schedule your appt. today!

76 Ethan Allen Drive South Burlington 2x4-foreigncar112807.indd 1

11/21/07 2:23:18 PM

• Cabinet Hardwood, Lumber and Plywood • Custom Millwork and Profiles • Custom Doors & Flooring • Stair Parts • Woodworking Books • All Made to Order!

PLYWOOD PLYWOOD AND MORE PLYWOOD DO WE HAVE PLYWOOD! Over 25 species of hardwood and Marine Plywoods in stock! Stop by and see for yourself! Red Village Road Lyndonville, VT 802-626-3231

31 Adams Drive Williston, VT 800-265-7430

[click on classifieds]

www.northendhardwoods.com 2x4-northendhard110707.indd 1

8 sevendaysvt.com

11/2/07 3:08:58 PM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | feature 35A

L TO R: MIRIAM BERNARDO, SARAH-DAWN ALBINI, LISA RAATIKAINEN, SARA GRACE, NESSA RABIN, DAVID SYMONS, BEN T. MATCHSTICK, ANAÏS MITCHELL, BEN CAMPBELL

<MUSIC>

Hell Bent Greek myth meets American political history in Anaïs Mitchell’s folk opera

O STORY

DAN BOLLES

nly one city was safe from the havoc The very same one where the king could be found Walled it was, deep in the bedrock Called by the name of Hadestown. — from Hadestown by Anaïs Mitchell

Founded on one of the world’s most fertile granite quarries, Barre is no JEB WALLACE- stranger to hellish racket spilling onto BRODEUR its streets. But in recent weeks, one devilish din has been emanating from the faded walls of the blue-collar burg’s Old Labor Hall. There, a cast of musicians has been running through the latest incarnation of Vermont singer-songwriter Anaïs Mitchell’s sprawling folk opera, Hadestown. Since its construction in 1900, the historic brick Labor Hall has been the centerpiece of the Granite City’s working-class community. It was originally a gathering place for the city’s Socialist Labor Party and a venue for nationally renowned speakers who advocated for labor reform and worker solidarity. The hall’s history is blood-stained, too: It was the site of the 1903 murder of stone carver Elia Corti, following a dispute between the city’s Socialist and Anarchist factions. So it seems fitting that this monument to the backbreaking toil and

political strife of the Industrial Revolution should host rehearsals for Hadestown. Set in a post-apocalyptic “company town” and laced with striking thematic elements that evoke the darkest days of the Depression, the piece is an ambitious and imaginative retelling of

has painstakingly fleshed out the fated lovers’ tale, injecting it with startling compassion and eerie parallels to authoritarianism past and present. “Deep in the bedrock,” indeed. Welcome to Hadestown. The legend of Orpheus and Eurydice is a sorrowful one. The son

Persephone, who persuades her husband to allow the couple to return to the land of living. The King agrees, on the condition that Eurydice walk behind Orpheus the entire length of the journey. Should he turn to gaze upon her before they reach the upper world, she will be lost forever.

IMAGES

It’s a songwriter’s wet dream to write this story, because the hero is a very powerful musician who can battle the powers-that-be with his songs. ANAÏ S MITCHELL

the Greek tragedy of Orpheus and Eurydice. It opens this Thursday at the Barre Opera House, the first of a seven-date tour. While interpretations of the classical myth are hardly rare, Mitchell’s version is unique in style and scope. It draws from a deep well of musical and theatrical ingenuity to present the tale in compelling and, at times, sinister fashion. Employing the considerable talents of a cadre of local performers, Montpelier-based Mitchell

of Calliope, a Muse, Orpheus was said to be the world’s finest lyre player and singer, with abilities rivaled only by the gods. Madly in love with Eurydice, he becomes despondent when, on their wedding day, his bride is bitten by a serpent and dies. So mournful are his resulting elegies that Orpheus is advised by nymphs to seek an audience with the King of the Underworld — Hades. Orpheus’ lachrymose tunes move the heart of the king’s wife,

“It’s a songwriter’s wet dream to write this story,” explains Mitchell, 25, “because the hero is a very powerful musician who can battle the powers-that-be with his songs.” But the opportunity to craft a story around a character with otherworldly musical abilities was not the only draw — or even the most important one — for this songwriter. “The part of the myth that was most inspiring to me >> 36A

36A

|

november 28-december 05, 2007

|

» sevendaysvt.com

hell bent << 35A

BEN CAMPBELL AS ORPHEUS

2x5-SkiRack112807.indd 1

2x5-KisstheCook112807.indd 1

11/27/07 12:32:27 PM

11/26/07 2:10:45 PM

“On the Marketplace”

107 Church St. Burlington • 864-7146

2x5-optical101707.indd 1

Prescription Eyewear & Sunglasses

9/28/07 10:33:48 AM

Set in a post-apocalyptic “company town,” Hadestown is an imaginative retelling of the Greek tragedy of Orpheus and Eurydice. was the idea that the Underworld is this place where the rules are the rules. You can’t get a dead person back, no matter how well you sing,” says Mitchell, who plays the part of Eurydice. “There’s a facelessness to that world,” she adds. “People are numbers, and you can’t get through to anyone. The forces are in motion.” That sense of finality inspired Mitchell to transform Hades’ Underworld into Hadestown. The mundane hopelessness of life in a purgatorial mill town proved a strong setting with which to contrast Orpheus’ desperate optimism. “He truly believes that if he can just make beautiful enough music, maybe he can reach somebody,” Mitchell says. “I think, as artists, that’s the dream: If you can just

create something beautiful enough, you can move the world.” What Mitchell has created may or may not move the world, but it will certainly move and challenge audiences. Conceived over a period of several years, Hadestown is an intensive labor of love featuring some of the songwriter’s finest craft to date. In some ways, it may also be her least accessible work. Following a brief but successful debut run last year, in several Vermont venues, Mitchell returned to the drawing board. “It worked last year,” she explains, pausing before adding, “I felt there was a lot missing, but it worked.” Aside from a few scenes and

musical numbers, what was missing was a connection to the listeners — they tended to get lost during the play’s more abstract moments. “I got a lot of feedback,” says Mitchell, laughing. “People would say, ‘Wow! That was great! . . . What was going on?’” Recognizing the enduring strength of her source material, Mitchell came to believe that she could allow the story to speak for itself. It wasn’t necessary to force artsy aesthetics on her audiences, but she wanted to preserve and convey the poetic beauty of her interpretation. “There’s a ‘pulling-it-out-of-theether’ quality to this show that I don’t want to sacrifice,” she says, “but I also feel that it’s such a powerful story — all those Greek myths are —that it could

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | feature 37A

be an emotionally cathartic experience for the audience if they could really comprehend what was happening with the story, and if it was paced right.â€? Sensing the need to “meet the audience a little closer to halfway,â€? Mitchell focused on character development and streamlining the story. “In Experience the magic order to bring it to the next level, it’s been this real push of the holidays! and pull,â€? she concedes. “I don’t want to break what’s THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON WEAVING! there, but on some level you Discover our unique stocking stuffers, almost have to in order to The Ashford Knitters Loom toys, books & ageless treasures move it along.â€? for the young & young-at-heart! It’s portable, collapsible, easy, Mitchell’s personal love of fun and quick. Just add yarn! Coffee, Tea & Kid’s Play Area! storytelling equipped her to Now offered in 12â€? and 20â€? widths with optional stands handle the task of simplificawww.annsweavery.com 70 So. Main St, Waterbury 802-244-6663 tion gracefully. “My main Tues - Sat 11-5:30 • 802-244-7666 • Gift CertiďŹ cates Available! Hours: M-F 10am - 7pm | Sa 10am - 5pm | Su 11am - 5pm desire for this version of the 2 SOUTH MAIN STREET • WATERBURY VT show,â€? she says, “is that we not sacrifice the metaphor and the 2x2.5-annsweavery112807.indd 1 11/27/07 11:10:59 AM 11/20/07 2:29:33 PM poetry of it, but that people 2x2.5-tinyacron112107.indd 1 ) & ',&+ #& '!! ' *+ )*ÂŽ really understand who these characters are. at Waterbury’s historic train station. “I love to be invested in a story,â€? Mitchell continues, '%%,&#+. ( & ',* % ) +" % / (% “and musical theater has that " power, because music expresses " DO Ijob[ 8W][bi Ă… XWa[Z \h[i^ ZW_bo something that you can’t say in ÂŽ ÂŽ words or even show on stage.â€? !

#*#+') &+ ) !3

To help express what words alone couldn’t, Mitchell nabbed local avant-jazz guru Michael Chorney to score her opera. Chorney, 46, and Mitchell have a long history of collaboration, culminating most recently in her solo album The Brightness — her 2x3-GrnMtnCoffee112107.indd first for Ani DiFranco’s Righteous Babe record label. Chorney’s contribution to Hadestown is remarkable both for its inventiveness and its sensitivity to the material. The opening tune, “Epic I,� is reminiscent of Sufjan Stevens’ gleefully elegant arrangements. “Everything Written,� the song in which Eurydice dies, is haunting and elegiac. The opera’s centerpiece, “Wait for Me,� is perhaps the most stunning — and show-stopping — example of how Mitchell’s writing and Chorney’s score work in synchronicity. Here, folk opera becomes majestic pop opera as Orpheus, played by the silky-voiced Ben Campbell, descends into Hadestown, passionately determined to rescue his beloved Eurydice. “We call it a folk opera, but the music isn’t really folk,� says Mitchell. “It’s sort of a combination of this really dramatic show-tunes music and this very artsy music. I’m not really even sure what you’d call it.� If the music defies easy classification, it’s nonetheless effective in relaying the story, thanks in no small part to Chorney’s band Magic City, which the guitarist brought along to breathe life into his compositions.

') ÔWlehi e\ ^ec[cWZ[ Yh[Wc Y^[[i[ bkdY^ if[Y_Wbi t iekfi" mhWfi" YWii[heb[i

ÆM[Éh[ dej `kij W XW][b I^efÇ t '/ Ijem[ Ij$" MWj[hXkho t (**#'-*& Open seven days a week, 7 am – 6 pm '+ )# & $ 0 + ) ,).

2x2.5-kcbagels112807.indd 0 --- ) & ',&+ #& '!! '%

1

1

11/19/07 10:46:29 AM

Woodstock Wind Chimes

11/26/07 3:58:36 PM

Sounds of the Season... handcrafted gifts that will ring in winter and throughout the new year.

Join us for‌ The

Waterbury Holiday

Stroll

Large selection, quality sound and craftmanship

Stowe Street Emporium 23 Stowe Street, Waterbury 244-5321

Friday, December 14 Open Houses, Refreshments, Live Music, Extended Hours & More!

>> 38A

Reecting your good taste

Local Shops • Great Gifts Easy Parking

2x5-StoweStEmp112807indd 1

11/26/07 8:41:36 AM

38A

|

november 28-december 05, 2007

Âť sevendaysvt.com

|

hell bent << 37A

Think

Richmond ichmond For the holidays!

):: '=L98 1=B9 5G9G We carry an eclectic selection of wines to pair with holiday meals!

“I’ve been fortunate to work with these folks a lot, which is a big advantage,â€? says Chorney. “For the most part, AnaĂŻs gives me the skeletons of the songs, and I sort of hang on to the tune and pluck ideas out of the air. “For me, the most fulfilling moment is that first rehearsal when I hear the charts played,â€? he continues, “because, until that point, it’s all just in my

Andrew Moroz’s trombone. The sultry, subversive Persephone, given life by jazz siren Miriam Bernardo, feeds off the band’s hot-house jazz. Her sinister husband Hades, played by Inner Fire District accordionist David Symons, wraps himself in a cloak of musical mystery. The skillful blending of band and cast is integral to the opera’s staging, directed by

ANAĂ?S MITCHELL AS EURYDICE

Great selection of

MICRO-BREWS! 40 Bridge Street Richmond • 434-3234

Vermont State Liquor Outlet

Positive I.D. Required • Please Drink Responsibly

Modern Convenience • Small Town Setting

2X2.5-richmondbev112107.indd 1

11/19/07 3:34:04 PM

Flatbed Service Available

Mon-Fri

7:30AM - 5P

M

re a complete automotive sales and service

• We work on all makes and models. • Complete automotive sales and service. • Free “loanerâ€? vehicles while we ďŹ x yours. • Specialized in Porche, Audi, VW, Subaru and Volvo. 83 Huntington Rd., Richmond,VT (802) 434-3940 brian@washburnsauto.com

CARHARTT • WARMBAT • SANTANA • BAFFIN • JOHNSON

Beauty

• NAOT11/20/07 • KAVU2:10:50 PM 1x6-OntheRise112807.indd 1

& The

BEAST

of all boots.

Warm & Waterproof

Pajar

ULU • OUTBACK • SOFFT • CLARKS • MERRELL • KENETREK

2x2.5-washburns112107.indd 1 RED WING • CHIPPEWA • IRISH SETTER • LACROSSE • VASQUE

Irish Setter

11/27/07 12:39:32 PM

Great gifts & services

John’s Shoe Shop North

4 Corners, Richmond • 434-5299 • Tu, Wd, Th & Fr 10-6; Sat. 10-3

GIFT CERTIFICATES AVAILABLE • cash/checks only

Happy Holidays!

Right around the corner!

Visit the Village!

We’re basically doing the old Greek style of carving a hole in the sand and letting the show happen right there. BEN T. MATCHSTICK head. But I love just to hear it come alive, especially with these guys.� “Coming alive� is about as apt a term as one could conjure to describe how the band and cast perform Mitchell’s opera. From the moment Hadestown’s opening notes take flight, the division between singers and instrumentalists disappears, and the group becomes a unit. Vocal arpeggio calls are echoed by Caleb Elder’s graceful viola responses. Dynamic swells and lulls are buoyed by Geza Carr’s deftly syncopated drum rhythms. Soulful turns by Cerberus, played by Sara Grace, are met with fiery twists from

Bread and Puppet veteran Ben T. Matchstick. A veritable theatrical Swiss Army knife, Matchstick, 32, also designed the set and plays Hades’ messenger, Hermes. “Obviously, I want the melodies to be interesting enough that they can be arranged by Michael in a compelling way,� says Mitchell. “But a lot of my creative impetus comes from wanting the songs to work as a story and be compelling as a staging, too.� Mitchell says Matchstick and his experience in various forms of alternative theater have proved inspiring to her: “It’s >> 40A

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | 39A

TV to love. Get the hottest networks and all the shows your family adores. Comcast Digital Cable. It’s Comcastic! Subscribe to Comcast Digital Cable with Channel 1 On Demand Comcast Digital Voice® Comcast High-Speed Internet with PowerBoostTM

for just

33

$

each per month for one year when you subscribe to all three services.

Visit comcastcelebrate.com to find out how you could enter to win a New Year’s Eve trip to Orlando, Florida.

Call: 1-800-707-7553

Click: comcast.com Visit: Over 90 local service centers throughout New England

Sweepstakes: No purchase necessary. Must be 21 or older at time of entry and a legal resident of CT, ME, MA, NH or VT to enter. Employees of Comcast and sweepstakes sponsors are not eligible. The Comcast’s New Year’s Eve Sweepstakes begins at 12:01AM (EST) on November 12, 2007 and ends at 11:59 PM (EST) on December 2, 2007. To enter and for official rules and restrictions, visit ComcastCelebrate.com. Odds of winning depend on number of eligible entries received. Approximate Retail Value of the prize is $3907. Void where prohibited. Offer: Available only in wired and serviceable areas in participating Comcast systems (and may not be transferred) and is limited to residential customers satisfying applicable eligibility criteria. Offer limited to Starter Digital Cable, 6.0 Mbps High Speed Internet and Comcast Digital Voice service. Requires subscription to all 3 services. AFTER THE 12 MONTH PERIOD CHARGES ARE INCREASED TO COMCAST’S THEN APPLICABLE RATES UNLESS SERVICE IS CANCELLED. YOU MAY CANCEL SERVICE BY CALLING 1-800-COMCAST. Comcast’s current applicable monthly service charges for all three services ranges from $128.13 to $144.51, depending on area. Digital Cable and High-Speed Internet service limited to a single outlet. Service subject to Comcast standard terms and conditions. Prices shown do not include equipment and installation charges, taxes, franchise fees and in the case of telephone service the Regulatory Recovery Fee, or other applicable charges (e.g., international calling or per-call charges). $29.95 activation fee applies to Comcast Digital Voice. May not be combined with other offers. Pricing and services subject to change. Cable Service: Certain services available separately or as a part of other levels of service. Basic Service subscription required to receive other levels of service. Converter and remote required for On Demand services. On Demand selections subject to charge indicated at time of purchase. Not all programming available in all areas. High Speed Service: PowerBoost provides bursts of download and upload speeds for the first 10 MB and 5 MB of a file, respectively. Many factors affect speed. Actual speeds vary and are not guaranteed. Cable modem required. Comcast Digital Voice: Unlimited package pricing applies only to direct-dialed calls from home to locations in the U.S., Canada, Puerto Rico and certain other U.S. territories. No separate long distance carrier connection available. Comcast Digital Voice service (including 911/emergency services) may not function after an extended power outage. Certain customer premises equipment may not be compatible with Digital Voice services. EMTA required ($3.00/month from Comcast). Call for restrictions and complete details or visit www.comcast.com. Comcast ©2007. All rights reserved. M12-4P-112707V1-A16NE

FP-Comcast112807.indd 1

11/23/07 10:01:05 AM

40A

|

november 28-december 05, 2007

|

Âť sevendaysvt.com

hell bent

The

Wellness Massage Center

<< 38A

and Institute

really been this magical meeting of the minds.â€? Given the production’s modest budget, Matchstick’s resourcefulness has been another invaluable asset. For example, a “utility chorusâ€? acts not only as vocal backup but as stage crew, carrying makeshift lighting and scenery on and off the stage. Like Chorney, Matchstick feels his involvement with the original production has served him well. “We know a little more about the show this time, so it helps to make the budget go a little farther,â€? he says. “But it’s still fairly scaled down in terms of the design, and we borrow a lot of stuff and get a lot for free. “But the things we’ve been able to add have been really nice,â€? Matchstick continues. “The biggest chunk of our budget has gone to adding more people, like the utility chorus, for the tour.â€? Mitchell concurs, adding, “The design elements this year are through the roof, but they’re much more deliberate and thought out.â€? The hunter-gatherer production approach is a good match for the show’s aesthetic. “I really like to use the forms of theater to push the story,â€? says the director. “There’s no reason that we should try and make a realistic world here. We’re basically doing the old Greek style of carving a hole in the sand and letting the show happen right there. After that’s established, we can use every trick in the book.â€? With a grueling run of eight shows in 11 days — including one in Somerville, Mass. — the citizens of Hadestown will likely need them all. ďż˝

500-HOUR MASSAGE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM 12-Month Course Starting in January • Therapeutic Massage Swedish • Deep Tissue Myofascial • Shiatsu Instructors with 17 Years Experience • Nationally Board Certified

erated ~

~ locally owned & op

Space is Limited — Call Today! 802.527.1601

ACHIEVE YOUR GOAL!

2x2-wellnessmassage080906.indd 1

11/16/07 1:28:01 PM

oanwshi!rts itoftSn t e L wm sno ers New Sup

Hassle-Free Month-to-Month Memberships Include: • Cybex Strength Machines • Treadmills • Free Weights • Elliptical Trainers • Free Parking & more!

by kvdubs and alls Snowb by Lois Ehlert s other winter book by ga Or nic sherpa-lined coats es ese Kate Quinn and Spe Puzzles for little hands And lots more!

Mention this ad for one FREE Group Class or Gym Use!

167 Pearl St., Essex Jct. 802-288-1002 • bebopbabyshop.com

For a full class listing & more info visit:

www.ontrackhealth.net

1 Main St., Burlington • 802-865-2226 2x5-Bebop112807.indd 1 2x3-ontrack112807.indd 1

11/26/07 12:15:52 PM

LESS STRESS.

11/19/07 11:54:12 AM

$799 to $1199 for 2 pc. set

Novello has it all. Barre-Montpelier Rd. 802-476-7900 | novellofurniture.com

Shopping for an Active Woman? We’ve got you covered!

2x3-novello102407-2.indd 1

• • • • • • • • • • •

!"

! " #$% &%' ( ) )*+

#$ %& '( )*+* ,* - . /

Cold Weather Activities Weight Training Workouts Swimming Footwear Walking Running Yoga Aerobics Apparel Gear

Hadestown, a folk opera by AnaĂŻs Mitchell.

340 Dorset St – So. Burlington (Next to MT Bellies Deli) 863-3233 Mon-Fri: 10-6, Sat: 10-5, Sun: 12-5

$((, ' - &,%.& /"0

2x3-womenssourceforsports112107-1 1

0 1& '( )*+* ,* -2 . / '% $ 1%+1 '$ 2 &,%.& / 3 #

Vermont performances: November 29 at the Barre Opera House; November 30 at the Paramount Theatre, Rutland;

11/16/07 3:38:58 PM

Show of‌ Show the the World World What What You You Are Are Made Made of‌

Be Be aa Lifeguard Lifeguard

! " #

2x10-VTMozart112107.indd 1

10/23/07 8:59:09 AM

December 1 at the Bellows Falls Opera House;

Lifeguards (Ages 15 Plus) Lifeguards (Ages 15 Plus) Register today for American Red Training Show theCross WorldLifeguard What YouTraining Are Made of‌ Register today for American Red Cross Lifeguard at an aquatics facility near you. Learn lifesaving skills to December 6 Belifesaving a Lifeguard at an aquatics facility near you. Learn skills to help keep people safe in, on and around the water. at the Dibden Center for the help keep people safe in, on and around the water. Course length: approx.Lifeguards 30 – 37 hours Arts, Johnson State College; (Ages 15 Plus) Course length: approx. 30 – 37 hours For more information contact yourforlocal American Register today American Red CrossRed Lifeguard Training December For more information contact your local American Red aquatics facility near you. December 8 & 9 Cross chapter or aquatic facility. • Lifeguard Instructor Training, YMCAatofan Greater Burlington, Sundays 9amLearn - 5pmlifesaving #723503 skills to helpfacility. keep people safe in, on and around the water. Cross chapter or aquatic at Higher Ground, Enroll January Coursetoday! length: approx. 30 – 37 hours South Burlington. Enroll today! • Lifeguard Training, St. Johnsbury Academy, evenings 3pm - 7pm #723778 For more information contact your local American Red • Lifeguard Training, St. Michaelʟs College ADULTʟS ONLYor(35+) - 7th -facility. 11th 8am - 4pm #723506 Cross chapter aquatic • Lifeguard Training, IROC of Newport, Saturdays 9am - 5pm #723779today! Enroll • Shallow Water Training, Sports & Fitness Edge of Williston, Weekends 9am - 2pm #7777 Be eligible for great paying, high-demand jobs & make our waters safer Course fee $295. Pre-register at (800) 660-9130 x113 or email jrussell@nvtredcross.org

2x4-amredcross112807.indd 1 11/20/07 8:53:43 AM

Northern Vermont Chapter

11/26/07 12:45:16 PM

All shows 7:30 p.m. $20.

Tickets: www.higherground music.com, 888-512-SHOW or at the Higher Ground box office.

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | 41A

. . . t s i L r ou Y n o

e For Everyon

HANDMADE HOLIDAYS

25% Off

af

T

Sterling Silver Jewelry, Fine Quality Leathergoods and more...

Come on in for some holiday fun!

4QFOE JO 4UPXF BOE HFU B '3&&ĂŠÂş-ĂŒÂœĂœiĂŠ*ÂœÂˆÂ˜ĂŒĂƒĂŠ >Ă€`Âť BOE B '3&&ĂŠ ÂœvviiĂŠ Ă€ÂˆÂ˜ÂŽ BOE B '3&&ĂŠ-ĂœiiĂŒĂŠ/Ă€i>ĂŒĂŠ 1-64 ĂžÂœĂ•½Â?Â?ĂŠLiĂŠiÂ˜ĂŒiĂ€i`ĂŠÂˆÂ˜ĂŠĂŒÂ…iĂŠ Ă€i>ĂŒĂŠ-ĂŒÂœĂœiĂŠ ĂƒV>ÂŤiĂŠ-ĂœiiÂŤĂƒĂŒ>ÂŽiĂƒt

Vermont Heritage Gifts & Crafts 48 SOUTH MAIN ST. STOWE • 802.253.7507 Between Mac’s & MapleďŹ eld’s

2x3-vtheritage120606.indd 1

ĂœĂœĂœ°}ÂœĂƒĂŒÂœĂœi°Vœ“

4IPQQJOH IBT JUT SFXBSET UISPVHI %FDFNCFS

HANK YOU FOR MAKING US PART OF YOUR HOLIDAY CELEBRATIONS.

iĂŒĂŠĂžÂœĂ•Ă€ĂŠiÂ˜ĂŒĂ€ĂžĂŠvÂœĂ€Â“ĂŠĂŒÂœ`>ÞÊ>ĂŒĂŠ>Â˜ĂžĂŠÂœvĂŠĂŒÂ…iĂƒiĂŠvˆ˜iĂŠ-ĂŒÂœĂœiÉ7>ĂŒiĂ€LÕÀÞÊ,iĂŒ>ˆÂ?iĂ€Ăƒ\

11/6/07 2:06:57 PM

° °ĂƒĂŠ-ÂŽÂˆĂŠEĂŠ-ÂŤÂœĂ€ĂŒĂƒĂŠ

ÂœÂ?ĂŠ`Âż ˆâ>Ă€`ĂŠ

ÂœĂŒĂƒĂœÂœÂ?`ĂŠ Ă•Ă€Â˜ÂˆĂŒĂ•Ă€iĂŠ

iVÂˆĂƒÂˆÂœÂ˜Ăƒ]ĂŠ iVÂˆĂƒÂˆÂœÂ˜ĂƒĂŠ Â?i“iÂ˜ĂŒĂƒĂŠ>ĂŒĂŠ-ĂŒÂœĂœivÂ?>ÂŽiĂŠ iĂ€Ă€ÂœĂŠ iĂœiÂ?iĂ€ĂƒĂŠ ˆ˜iĂŠ7ˆ˜iĂŠ iÂ?Â?>Ă€ĂƒĂŠ

Stowe Village 802.253.9591

laughingmoonchocolates.com

° °ĂŠ-Â…>ĂœÂżĂƒĂŠ Â˜ĂŠ ÂœÂ“ÂŤ>Â˜ĂžĂŠ >VÂŽiĂžĂƒ -ĂŒÂœĂœiĂŠ Ă€>vĂŒĂŠÂ‡ĂŠ iĂƒÂˆ}Â˜ĂŠ -ĂŒÂœĂœiĂŠ >Ă€`Ăœ>Ă€iĂŠ -ĂŒÂœĂœiĂŠ ÂˆĂŒVÂ…iÂ˜ĂŠ >ĂŒÂ…ĂŠEĂŠ ˆ˜iÂ˜ĂƒĂŠ -ĂŒÂœĂœiĂŠ iĂ€V>Â˜ĂŒÂˆÂ?iĂŠ

1“ˆ>ÂŽĂŠ"Ă•ĂŒvÂˆĂŒĂŒiĂ€ĂƒĂŠ 6>Â?Ă•iĂƒĂŠ ÂœĂœÂ˜ĂŠ1˜`iÀÊ 6iĂ€Â“ÂœÂ˜ĂŒĂŠ iĂ€ÂˆĂŒ>}iĂŠ ˆvĂŒĂƒ 6iĂ€Â“ÂœÂ˜ĂŒĂŠ/i``ÞÊ i>ÀÊ 7iÂ?Â?ĂŠ iiÂ?i` 9iÂ?Â?ÂœĂœĂŠ/Ă•Ă€ĂŒÂ?iĂŠ

IĂŠ-Â…ÂœÂŤĂŠvĂ€ÂœÂ“ĂŠ ÂœĂ›i“LiÀÊÓÎÊqĂŠ iVi“LiÀÊÓ{]ĂŠĂ“ääÇ°ĂŠ*Ă•Ă€VÂ…>ĂƒiĂŠvĂ€ÂœÂ“ĂŠ>Â˜ĂžĂŠÂœvĂŠĂˆä³ĂŠÂŤ>Ă€ĂŒÂˆVÂˆÂŤ>ĂŒÂˆÂ˜}ĂŠĂ€iĂŒ>ˆÂ?iĂ€ĂƒtĂŠ ÂœĂ€ĂŠÂ“ÂœĂ€iĂŠ`iĂŒ>ˆÂ?ĂƒĂŠ>˜`ĂŠÂœvvˆVˆ>Â?ÊÀÕÂ?iĂƒ]ĂŠĂ›ÂˆĂƒÂˆĂŒĂŠĂœĂœĂœ°}ÂœĂƒĂŒÂœĂœi°Vœ“°

Candy Cane Demonstrations

2x4-StoweArea112107.indd 1

2:00 Saturdays & Sundays Through December 23 1x5-laughing112206.indd 1

Yes, She Can Feel Just Like This.

11/20/06 3:11:11 PM

Holiday Happenings in...

2x3-WellHeeled112206R.indd 1

11/6/07 2:06:01 PM

SHOPPING • DINING • FUN!

11/16/07 9:41:39 AM

Candy Cane Making Demonstrations at Laughing Moon Chocolates Saturdays & Sundays at 2:00 pm, Depot Street in Stowe, 802-253-9591

Gift Certificates from the Spa at Stoweflake

Friday, Nov. 30, 5:30-7:30pm

Wine & Hors d’oeuvres while you shop at Well Heeled Mountain Road, Stowe (802) 253-0009 Tues, Dec. 4 thru Mon, Dec. 31

Annual Festival of the Trees and Lights

women’s activewear

at Helen Day Art Center School Street, Stowe 802-253-8358

Holiday Wish List Time! Receive a gift that you’ll really enjoy this holiday season! Come into Oxygen * ) '! 4+0- $+(% 4 2%.$ (%./

When your wish list item is purchased, the buyer 2%(( -! !%1! +"" +""!- #++ +*! /%)! +*(4

fall sale ~ enjoy 30% off 24 sunset street, stowe, vermont

F

located in Stowe Village across from Stowe Hardware

)+* /$-0 . / 6 .0* 6 2x4-oxygen112107.indd 1

SHOPPING

11/19/07 11:13:05 1x7-StoweHouse112807.indd AM 1

DINING

FUN

To purchase call 802-760-1083 or online www.spaatstoweflake.com On the Mountain Road, Stowe

11/23/07 12:22:43 PM 2x8-StoweFlake1112206.indd 1

SHOPPING

11/6/07 2:09:24 PM

DINING

FUN

42A

|

november 28-december 05, 2007

|

Âť sevendaysvt.com

Celebrate in the City!

<BUSINESS>

Crafting Connections Vermont-based importers help women help themselves

W

M^[d _j ^Wi je X[

CW]_YWb$$$

34 State Street, Montpelier • 229.0522 2x2-phoenix112807.indd 1

11/26/07

THE DRAWING BOARD Picture Framing

Artist’s Materials

Unlimited Possibilities

we can frame anything‌ and in time for the holidays! Mon-Fri 9-5:30 Sat. 10-5

2x3-DrawingBoard112807.indd 1

hen Evan Goldsmith and his father David look at one of their company’s products — a greeting card with dried ferns and flower buds pressed into a graceful pattern — they think more about who made it STORY than about how it’s doing on the market. AMY In this case, the creator was Babli, who LILLY lives in the state of Uttaranchal in northern India. She’s one of 35 crafters who are IMAGES now earning a monthly wage through the JORDAN Goldsmiths’ Burlington-based wholesale SILVERMAN 4:37:37 PM card distribution business, aptly called Creative Women Hope for Women. In Babli’s remote Himalayan village, Holiday Sale, Friday, November where subsistence agriculture is the norm, 30, 1-8 p.m., women do “99 percent of the work,� says and Saturday, December 1, 10 Evan — they plow the fields, raise the kids, and haul the firewood. Yet despite all a.m. - 6 p.m., Chace Mill, this labor, they rarely earn any money. Burlington. The few paying jobs available to women, in domestic help or street sweeping, net www.creative about $1.50 per day. Because of the women.net. Goldsmiths, these women are earning five www.hopefor to seven times that, using the region’s natwomen.com ural resources and their own creativity. www.believein Hope for Women pays their monthly bangladesh.com

mother Kathleen Swanson’s home in South Hero. It’s no secret that the reduction of poverty starts with the financial empowerment of women. Bangladeshi Muhammad Yunus won the 2006 Nobel Peace Prize not just because he pioneered the microcredit loan, but because those tiny loans have the specific virtue of enabling women without collateral — traditionally shunned by banks — to open their own businesses. What happens when third-world women earn their own money? Overwhelmingly, they send their children to school. Evan Goldsmith discovered this when he interviewed each woman who produces his company’s cards: “Not health care, not better houses. Education,� he confirms. “Especially for their girls.� The Goldsmiths — Evan, 37, and David, 67 — founded Hope for Women as an e-commerce company in 2003, selling boxed card sets made by four women in Uttaranchal. The project was an unlike-

11/27/07 2:05:25 PM

Winter Collection 2007

DAVID AND EVAN GOLDSMITH

-AIN 3TREET -ONTPELIER "!"9 -ON 3AT AM TO PM 3UN PM TO PM WWW ZUTANO COM OUTLET ZUTANO COM 2x6-Zutano112107.indd 1

11/16/07 9:27:14 AM

FREE HORSEďšşDRAWN WAGON RIDES

SATURDAYS IN DECEMBER • 123 PM

wage up front, plus extra for each card the women make, regardless of how fast the products move in the U.S. “The margins are thin,â€? Evan concedes with a wry smile. The Goldsmiths’ business, operating from a Main Street office, is one of a growing number of Vermont enterprises that aim to assist women in the developing world. Creative Women, another wholesale distribution business based in Burlington, was started by Ellen Dorsch of Grand Isle to give weavers and seamstresses in Ethiopia and Swaziland a larger, steadier market for their hand-woven home dĂŠcor products. And Peace Corps returnee Shelagh Cooley’s B.E.L.I.E.V.E. in Bangladesh, a combined online textiles store for brothel workers and charity for street children, is headquartered in her

ly one for both son and father, but a perfect collaboration. Evan had spent 15 years in the nonprofit world, beginning with two years in India after college working with the NGO Women in Sustainable Ecosystem Rehabilitation (WISER). David, a businessman, had spent a lifetime reaping profits, eventually serving as vice-chair of a major NASDAQ company. “I was, like, ‘Just stamp the dollar sign on my forehead!’� he says with a laugh about his former life. The father and son finish each other’s sentences. David shows his flair for boardroom persuasion in a New York accent — from Westchester County — while Evan tells stories of his stint abroad, when he wrote home on cards made by rural women. >> 44A

44A

|

november 28-december 05, 2007

|

» sevendaysvt.com

crafting connections << 42A

sevendaysvt.com

2x5-FirstNight112807.indd 1

11/26/07 2:16:33 PM

2x4-uvmovarian050907

5/7/07

4:23 PM

Page 1

Participate in a clinical research study to determine the effect of ovarian hormones on metabolism. You must: • Have regular menstrual cycles. • Not be taking oral contraceptives or be willing to discontinue them for the study.

Are you: A Healthy, Non-Smoking Woman between the ages of 21 and 35? Interested in participating in a research study? Compensation is provided up to $800. For more information please call (802) 847-0985

HOLIDAY JEWELRY SALE

20% OFF Nov. 23-28

Final Day!

alexis bittar, dana kellin, chan luu, mizuki, jim hilton, wendy mink, jordan schlanger, jamie joseph, atlantis, silver seasons

30-70% Off Select Clothing 658-4050 • 115 college st, burlington • mon-fri 10-7, sat 10-6, sun 12-5 2x5-marilyns112807.indd 1

11/26/07 2:22:45 PM

We see fair trade where organic was 10 to 15 years ago: It’s just beginning to become more mainstream. DAVID GOLDSMITH, HOPE FOR WOMEN

The Goldsmiths widened the scope of their wholesale distribution in September 2006 to provide the card makers with more stability and consistency of income. Hope for Women now distributes individually packaged cards to 400 stores in 45 states. Local venues include Scribbles, Healthy Living, City Market and the Peace and Justice Store. The company’s 35 Indian artisans produce an incredible 15,000 to 20,000 cards per month. Evan trusts his best friend from his WISER days, Saji, to oversee quality control and wage payments, and he visits twice a year to check in with the women. The rest of the business is handled via the Internet — which, notes Evan, not only covers India’s remote mountain states but does so with fewer dead spots than online service has in Vermont. The Goldsmiths also registered Hope for Women with the Fair Trade Federation. As David puts it, “We see fair trade where organic was 10 to 15 years ago: It’s just beginning to become more mainstream.” With the buzz about fair trade already happening, Evan adds, it’s likely

that mainstreaming will happen more quickly. The company recently added 15 women in El Salvador to its payroll. Evan traveled to the operation in a mountain region — this time with a translator — to meet with each of the women, as is his custom. “I’m not going into business with anyone I don’t know,” he explains. Such a policy could limit the business’ ability to expand, but the NGO-workerturned-entrepreneur isn’t rattled by this suggestion. “I hope the biggest problem I have is that I have to keep traveling to different parts of the world,” he says with a grin. Ellen Dorsch meets the Goldsmiths for coffee regularly, she says, to discuss the latest developments in her wholesale textile-crafts distribution business, Creative Women. Dorsch, 65, “knew nothing about business” when she launched the company five years ago. Her first career was in public health, where she helped Planned Parenthood set up training programs for family planning professionals in Central America and Eastern Africa.

Then her daughter Sara spent two years in Ethiopia. During visits there, Dorsch realized that aiding the women in their march toward economic independence was just as important as talking to them about their reproductive freedoms. What she’s doing now, Dorsch says, “has about the same effect.” From its office in the Chace Mill, Creative Women distributes hand-woven, high-end table runners, pillow covers, shawls and other textile products made by two women-owned businesses in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia, and one in Piggs Peak, Swaziland. The Ethiopian women have few other employment options apart from, say, hauling bricks for a dollar a day — Addis Ababa is experiencing a construction boom. “With our women, the less trained ones are making five times that,” Dorsch estimates. Like Hope for Women, Creative Women is registered with the Fair Trade Federation and pays for its products up front. Upscale catalogues and museum stores are on Dorsch’s growing list of markets. She attends two trade shows a year, in New York and San Francisco, to garner more clients and listen to

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | feature 45A

DAVID AND EVAN GOLDSMITH

Middlebury

Vermont

8_] IWb[

SHRIMP ON THE SALAD BAR

All The old favorites plus exciting new specials from Chef Pat Needham

Pick up

SEVEN DAYS

at these Middlebury Locations:

S T R E T C H your holiday budget! Gift certificate sale...with every $100 you purchase, you receive a $20 gift card FREE! No expiration dates - and the gold gift box is included!

Featuring our New Fall Menu!

Please call (800) 367-7166... and tell us it’s the “postcard sale� Shipping is FREE – Sale ends December 24

FIRE & ICE RESTAURANT

in Historic Middlebury, Vermont toll free 26 Seymour Street ~ www.fireandicerestaurant.com ~ (800) 367-7166

Tuesday — Saturday Lunch & Dinner 3 Mill Street Frog Hollow Middlebury

• Sound Source • Ilsley Library • Waterfront Video • Middlebury Co-op • Vermont Book Shop • The Brother’s Tavern • The Storm CafÊ • In the Alley Books • Middlebury College • Tully & Marie’s • Green Pepper Pizza • Noonie’s Deli • Belladonna • Mr. UPS

388-1063 www.thestormcafe.com

:XeĂ‹k ^\k MGIĂ‹j :cXjj`ZXc JkXk`fe6 their ideas. Twice a year she G ift of e also visits the women weavers, Th dyers and finishers — and, in keeping with Ethiopian tradition, male weavers — to share N\ _X m\ ?; suggestions about what will sell i X [ ` f j best. jkXik` e^ Xk )( “At one New York trade 0 % 0 , show, a Soho gallery owner loved one of the blankets,â€? Dorsch recalls, pulling a beau:ljkfd Xl[`f m`[\f `ejkXccXk`fe ]fi pfli _fd\ tiful white silk one from a JkXii D`cc# D`[[c\Ylip stack, “but wondered if it /')%*//%).,, could be made in a beachD$= ('$-# J8K ('$,# JLE (($+ towel size for her customers jfle[7jfm\i%e\k who vacation in the Hamptons. I said I’d look into it.â€? by Steve Martin and Roz Chast 2x3-soundsource112107.indd 1 11/19/07 5:13:04 PM Dorsch’s visits to the “This weird and wonderful book is a smart, women in these countries don’t laugh-inducing introduction to the alphabet for necessarily involve deep peryoung children, but The Alphabet from A to Y with sonal exchanges. “We show Bonus Letter Z! will also enchant adults with its matchless mix of the sophisticated each other pictures of our chiland the silly.â€? dren, but there’s a bit of a cultural gap,â€? she says. “I may be the only American — and maybe the only white person — they’ve ever met.â€? Dorsch does feel a personal ~ Since 1949 ~ responsibility to the women her business serves, however. A FULL RANGE OF BOOKS & MUSIC PROUDLY INDEPENDENT, CARRYING The trade-show experience (802) 388-2061 • (800) 287-2061 “has given me a little glimpse 38 Main Street, Middlebury, VT 05753 of what it’s like for an artist to Email: orders@vermontbookshop.com put their paintings — their soul — on the wall and have people comment on them,â€? she 2x6-VTBook112107.indd 1 11/20/07 10:09:02 2x3-autumngold112107.indd AM 1 11/15/07 2:50:00 PM says. Meanwhile, the women business owners she works with often assume she can easily get them access to a huge market. “They have high expectations of me. I feel a real commitment that, in my bleaker moments, is really difficult,â€? 2x4-firenice112107.indd 1

11/20/07 9:47:10 AM 1x2-StormCafe102407.indd 1

Books!

10/22/07 10:26:32 AM

Avery Merry Middlebury

Saturday, December 1 • Festival of Wreaths • 10 AM-6 PM

>> 47A

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | feature 47A

crafting connections << 45A

Dorsch admits. Still, as her employee Linda Li reminds her, Creative Women has already accomplished a lot. Says Li, who’s arranging the office for its annual holiday sale, “We’re not only bringing beautiful things here, but we’re creating jobs on the other side of the world.� B.E.L.I.E.V.E. in Bangladesh is the nonprofit brainchild of Shelagh Cooley, 24. Using a single website, it facilitates the efforts of two Bangladeshifounded NGOs in Saridpur and

“My goal is to support these two NGOs,� Cooley says by phone from Dorchester, Mass., where she works full-time as an after-school coordinator. “They know the community best; they’re the local leaders. I’m not just coming in as the ‘Western’ intent on improving things.� Cooley taught English at both organizations during her 2005 stint in the Peace Corps. What should have been a 27month service term in Bangladesh ended abruptly after eight months — the U.S. government couldn’t guarantee the

Bella Donna & Athena’s Boutique

pride,â€? Cooley says. Both organizations give the children access to fresh water, school supplies and uniforms — all crucial to overcoming the huge barriers to education that exist for street kids and the children Take 20% O any Item! of sex workers. Decďż˝ ďż˝ ďż˝ Decďż˝ ďż˝ ďż˝ • ��� PM Begun in July 2006, B.E.L.I.E.V.E. in Bangladesh is Bella Donna • Burlington • 73 Church St. • Upstairs (above Monelle’s) • 865-1754 Athena’s • Montpelier • 68 Main St. • Upstairs (above Splash) • 224-1010 happy to take online orders for the women’s products or to accept donations. “It’s whatever 2x2.5-bellad112807.indd 1 11/26/07 4:34:11 PM people are interested in,â€? Nine-Week Evening & Weekend Cooley says. She still relies on job training program begins January 2008 word of mouth to spread the word. Her aunt recently hosted

$upport Locally Owned!

The women get all the proceeds, not charity. It gives them a lot of pride.

Step Up to Law Enforcement

RECRUITING NOW! Free to qualiďŹ ed applicants. Ask about our Trades Training Programs for women as well. VERMONT WORKS FOR WOMEN (Formerly Northern New England Tradeswomen) Call for more info: 802.878.0004 ext.108 / 1.800.639.1472 kmullins@vtworksforwomen.org

SHELAGH COOLEY, B.E.L.I.E.V.E. IN BANGLADESH 2x2.5-vtworks103107.indd 1

Dhaka — Women Orientation and Rural Life Development (WORLD) and World for All (WFA). WORLD trains prostitutes and battered women in tailoring, sewing and traditional batik cloth-dying techniques, and runs two schools for their 50 children. WFA currently runs a school for 40 street children. All three schools are designed to give these otherwise socially shunned kids a shot at entering the government-run education system. Cooley’s online nonprofit sells the shawls, blankets and wall hangings made by the women, and accepts donations for the children’s schooling.

workers’ safety and evacuated them with just a day’s notice. Cooley chose not to be reassigned to a different country. She had spent months learning the language and culture and had become deeply attached to the people she met. She has since returned to Bangladesh once, for a two-month summer trip to film an informational video on the women and children. Most Bangladeshi women, Muslim or Hindi, don’t leave their homes to find jobs, so WORLD gives them a way to earn money at home. “The women get all the proceeds, not charity. It gives them a lot of

10/29/07 12:50:37 PM

ItÕs a Wonderful Life!

a “Banglabashâ€? in New York City, catered by Cooley’s cousin, at which 60 attendees learned about the mission. Enjoy holiday shopping this year in the Cooley’s choice of acronym beau tiful town of Vergennes (a little slice of Bedford Falls). spells out that mission — Bring people together; Empowerment 'SJFOEMZ QFSTPOBM TFSWJDF of women; Literacy and learnXJUI RVBMJUZ CSBOET GPS UIF ing; Income generation; XIPMF GBNJMZ Economic development; Valuing diversity and culture; and Exchanging culture and .BJO 4USFFU ideas. It’s a list of goals shared 7FSHFOOFT 75 Â… by all three of these socially responsible, Vermont-based efforts to address third-world poverty — and, during the hol11/27/07 11:07:29 AM iday gift-giving season, a wel- 2x3-addisonout112807.indd 1 come reminder that how you buy matters. ďż˝ DJ# O# < I 8 < FI > LK;F F # D@8B F8C › L D F E; > : 8 % ; ? < # +K 8;JC 8K<I <I?< N D I D 8 8 < ? # :C @M<I I E FE@F

Shop Where George Bailey Shops!

LK F 9 8 8CC J @ ;@E> ; < C J N?8K

K8B< PFLI ?8DD<I?<8; KF K<EE<P DFLEK8@E @E GCPDFLK?# E?

2x3-hammerhead-112107-SledAd.ind1 1

11/19/07 5:56:50 PM

The Special Gift Charcoal/Pastel Portraits

People or Pets from Photos

~

802-899-3580

~

www.xldesignsource.com/noa 2x3.5-NoasArt103107.indd 1

10/26/07 11:00:29 AM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | 43A

Capital City Cash Makes a Great Gift!

Share The World.

116 Main St. Montpelier 223-1917

%

& $

!

$ " #

Chulucanas pottery from the foothills of Northern Peru.

7 Langdon Street • Montpelier • 229.2777

11/27/07 11:11:57 AM BOXED CARDS • GIFTS JOURNALS • STATIONERY PUZZLES & GAMES ‌and of course, BOOKS for all interests!

2x2.5-globalgifts112807.indd 1

Bear Pond‌ the way holiday shopping should be!

Celebrating 34 years as an Independent Bookstore

Fabulous Fashions Sensational Gifts Elegant Jewelry

FREE Horse-Drawn Wagon Rides Saturdays in December

12-3 PM City Hall

‥

77 Main Street Montpelier 229-0774

www.bearpondbooks.com

2x3-bearpond112107.indd 1

1x5-redberry112807.indd 1

11/26/07 11:09:36 AM

11/19/07 7:29:05 PM

GREAT GUITARS! GREAT PRICES! 89 Main St, City Center Montpelier 229-0295 1-800-472-SAMS 2x3-guitarsam112107.indd 1

2x3-ORSports112807.indd 1

1x4-CheshireCat112807.indd 1 11/20/07 11:33:27 AM

ARTISANS HAND GALLERY Fine Vermont Crafts

89 Main, Montpelier ~ 802-229-9492

11/27/07 12:37:13 PM

11/27/07 12:43:10 PM

NOW PLAYING -ĂŒ>Ă€ĂŒĂƒĂŠ Ă€ÂˆĂŠÂŁÂŁĂ‰ÂŁĂˆ V>Â?Â?ĂŠvÂœĂ€ĂŠĂŒÂˆÂ“iĂƒ

Sat & Sun 3:30 ->ĂŒĂŠEĂŠ-Ă•Â˜ĂŠ{ĂŠ * PM

Montpelier’s Art and Chocolate Walk ~ Friday, Dec 7, 5-7pm features Georgia Landau ~ unique figurative clay work/ornaments artisanshand.com ~ online gift gallery

2x4-ArtisansHand112807.indd 1

Lady Chatterley /Â…ÂˆĂƒĂŠÂˆĂƒĂŠ ˜}Â?>˜`

->Ă›ÂœĂžĂŠ/Â…i>ĂŒiĂ€

Ă“ĂˆĂŠ >ÂˆÂ˜ĂŠ-ĂŒĂŠU ÂœÂ˜ĂŒÂŤiÂ?ˆiÀÊ U Óә‡äxä™ ĂœĂœĂœ°Ăƒ>Ă›ÂœĂžĂŒÂ…i>ĂŒiĂ€°Vœ“

11/23/07 10:42:25 1x4-Savoy112807.indd AM 1

2x5-HungerMtnCoop112807.indd 1 11/26/07 11:21:28 AM

11/27/07 12:35:10 PM

44A

|

november 28-december 05, 2007

|

» sevendaysvt.com

crafting connections << 42A

sevendaysvt.com

2x5-FirstNight112807.indd 1

11/26/07 2:16:33 PM

2x4-uvmovarian050907

5/7/07

4:23 PM

Page 1

Participate in a clinical research study to determine the effect of ovarian hormones on metabolism. You must: • Have regular menstrual cycles. • Not be taking oral contraceptives or be willing to discontinue them for the study.

Are you: A Healthy, Non-Smoking Woman between the ages of 21 and 35? Interested in participating in a research study? Compensation is provided up to $800. For more information please call (802) 847-0985

HOLIDAY JEWELRY SALE

20% OFF Nov. 23-28

Final Day!

alexis bittar, dana kellin, chan luu, mizuki, jim hilton, wendy mink, jordan schlanger, jamie joseph, atlantis, silver seasons

30-70% Off Select Clothing 658-4050 • 115 college st, burlington • mon-fri 10-7, sat 10-6, sun 12-5 2x5-marilyns112807.indd 1

11/26/07 2:22:45 PM

We see fair trade where organic was 10 to 15 years ago: It’s just beginning to become more mainstream. DAVID GOLDSMITH, HOPE FOR WOMEN

The Goldsmiths widened the scope of their wholesale distribution in September 2006 to provide the card makers with more stability and consistency of income. Hope for Women now distributes individually packaged cards to 400 stores in 45 states. Local venues include Scribbles, Healthy Living, City Market and the Peace and Justice Store. The company’s 35 Indian artisans produce an incredible 15,000 to 20,000 cards per month. Evan trusts his best friend from his WISER days, Saji, to oversee quality control and wage payments, and he visits twice a year to check in with the women. The rest of the business is handled via the Internet — which, notes Evan, not only covers India’s remote mountain states but does so with fewer dead spots than online service has in Vermont. The Goldsmiths also registered Hope for Women with the Fair Trade Federation. As David puts it, “We see fair trade where organic was 10 to 15 years ago: It’s just beginning to become more mainstream.” With the buzz about fair trade already happening, Evan adds, it’s likely

that mainstreaming will happen more quickly. The company recently added 15 women in El Salvador to its payroll. Evan traveled to the operation in a mountain region — this time with a translator — to meet with each of the women, as is his custom. “I’m not going into business with anyone I don’t know,” he explains. Such a policy could limit the business’ ability to expand, but the NGO-workerturned-entrepreneur isn’t rattled by this suggestion. “I hope the biggest problem I have is that I have to keep traveling to different parts of the world,” he says with a grin. Ellen Dorsch meets the Goldsmiths for coffee regularly, she says, to discuss the latest developments in her wholesale textile-crafts distribution business, Creative Women. Dorsch, 65, “knew nothing about business” when she launched the company five years ago. Her first career was in public health, where she helped Planned Parenthood set up training programs for family planning professionals in Central America and Eastern Africa.

Then her daughter Sara spent two years in Ethiopia. During visits there, Dorsch realized that aiding the women in their march toward economic independence was just as important as talking to them about their reproductive freedoms. What she’s doing now, Dorsch says, “has about the same effect.” From its office in the Chace Mill, Creative Women distributes hand-woven, high-end table runners, pillow covers, shawls and other textile products made by two women-owned businesses in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia, and one in Piggs Peak, Swaziland. The Ethiopian women have few other employment options apart from, say, hauling bricks for a dollar a day — Addis Ababa is experiencing a construction boom. “With our women, the less trained ones are making five times that,” Dorsch estimates. Like Hope for Women, Creative Women is registered with the Fair Trade Federation and pays for its products up front. Upscale catalogues and museum stores are on Dorsch’s growing list of markets. She attends two trade shows a year, in New York and San Francisco, to garner more clients and listen to

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | feature 45A

DAVID AND EVAN GOLDSMITH

Middlebury

Vermont

8_] IWb[

SHRIMP ON THE SALAD BAR

All The old favorites plus exciting new specials from Chef Pat Needham

Pick up

SEVEN DAYS

at these Middlebury Locations:

S T R E T C H your holiday budget! Gift certificate sale...with every $100 you purchase, you receive a $20 gift card FREE! No expiration dates - and the gold gift box is included!

Featuring our New Fall Menu!

Please call (800) 367-7166... and tell us it’s the “postcard sale� Shipping is FREE – Sale ends December 24

FIRE & ICE RESTAURANT

in Historic Middlebury, Vermont toll free 26 Seymour Street ~ www.fireandicerestaurant.com ~ (800) 367-7166

Tuesday — Saturday Lunch & Dinner 3 Mill Street Frog Hollow Middlebury

• Sound Source • Ilsley Library • Waterfront Video • Middlebury Co-op • Vermont Book Shop • The Brother’s Tavern • The Storm CafÊ • In the Alley Books • Middlebury College • Tully & Marie’s • Green Pepper Pizza • Noonie’s Deli • Belladonna • Mr. UPS

388-1063 www.thestormcafe.com

:XeĂ‹k ^\k MGIĂ‹j :cXjj`ZXc JkXk`fe6 their ideas. Twice a year she G ift of e also visits the women weavers, Th dyers and finishers — and, in keeping with Ethiopian tradition, male weavers — to share N\ _X m\ ?; suggestions about what will sell i X [ ` f j best. jkXik` e^ Xk )( “At one New York trade 0 % 0 , show, a Soho gallery owner loved one of the blankets,â€? Dorsch recalls, pulling a beau:ljkfd Xl[`f m`[\f `ejkXccXk`fe ]fi pfli _fd\ tiful white silk one from a JkXii D`cc# D`[[c\Ylip stack, “but wondered if it /')%*//%).,, could be made in a beachD$= ('$-# J8K ('$,# JLE (($+ towel size for her customers jfle[7jfm\i%e\k who vacation in the Hamptons. I said I’d look into it.â€? by Steve Martin and Roz Chast 2x3-soundsource112107.indd 1 11/19/07 5:13:04 PM Dorsch’s visits to the “This weird and wonderful book is a smart, women in these countries don’t laugh-inducing introduction to the alphabet for necessarily involve deep peryoung children, but The Alphabet from A to Y with sonal exchanges. “We show Bonus Letter Z! will also enchant adults with its matchless mix of the sophisticated each other pictures of our chiland the silly.â€? dren, but there’s a bit of a cultural gap,â€? she says. “I may be the only American — and maybe the only white person — they’ve ever met.â€? Dorsch does feel a personal ~ Since 1949 ~ responsibility to the women her business serves, however. A FULL RANGE OF BOOKS & MUSIC PROUDLY INDEPENDENT, CARRYING The trade-show experience (802) 388-2061 • (800) 287-2061 “has given me a little glimpse 38 Main Street, Middlebury, VT 05753 of what it’s like for an artist to Email: orders@vermontbookshop.com put their paintings — their soul — on the wall and have people comment on them,â€? she 2x6-VTBook112107.indd 1 11/20/07 10:09:02 2x3-autumngold112107.indd AM 1 11/15/07 2:50:00 PM says. Meanwhile, the women business owners she works with often assume she can easily get them access to a huge market. “They have high expectations of me. I feel a real commitment that, in my bleaker moments, is really difficult,â€? 2x4-firenice112107.indd 1

11/20/07 9:47:10 AM 1x2-StormCafe102407.indd 1

Books!

10/22/07 10:26:32 AM

Avery Merry Middlebury

Saturday, December 1 • Festival of Wreaths • 10 AM-6 PM

>> 47A

46A | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

211 Comcast

70

DIRECTV

®

We’ve got HD in the bag. And it’s a big honking bag. Comcast HD. Always more to watch than satellite. If you live in Vermont and have an HDTV, why watch anything but HD shows and movies? Comcast gives you 211 HD programming options at any given time—over three times as many as DIRECTV’s 70. And with HD On Demand, there’s always tons of stuff in HD that’s ready to watch when you are. Comcast HD. The way HD was meant to be.

1-800-COMCAST comcast.com/hdchallenge

Not available in all areas. Comcast Digital Cable subscription required. HDTV set and HD equipment required to receive HD programming. Programming claims based on the number of HD shows, including On Demand shows, available on Comcast as compared to DIRECTV and Dish Network in the Massachusetts, Vermont, and New Hampshire market as of 10/15/07. HD programming comparisons could vary by market. Visit tvplanner.comcast.net, dishnetwork.com and directv.com for HD programming comparisons in your area. Call Comcast for full details and restrictions. ©2007 Comcast. All rights reserved. NN96CP-111407V1-A7NE

FP-Comcast111407#2.indd 1

11/12/07 12:36:06 PM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | feature 47A

crafting connections << 45A

Dorsch admits. Still, as her employee Linda Li reminds her, Creative Women has already accomplished a lot. Says Li, who’s arranging the office for its annual holiday sale, “We’re not only bringing beautiful things here, but we’re creating jobs on the other side of the world.� B.E.L.I.E.V.E. in Bangladesh is the nonprofit brainchild of Shelagh Cooley, 24. Using a single website, it facilitates the efforts of two Bangladeshifounded NGOs in Saridpur and

“My goal is to support these two NGOs,� Cooley says by phone from Dorchester, Mass., where she works full-time as an after-school coordinator. “They know the community best; they’re the local leaders. I’m not just coming in as the ‘Western’ intent on improving things.� Cooley taught English at both organizations during her 2005 stint in the Peace Corps. What should have been a 27month service term in Bangladesh ended abruptly after eight months — the U.S. government couldn’t guarantee the

Bella Donna & Athena’s Boutique

pride,â€? Cooley says. Both organizations give the children access to fresh water, school supplies and uniforms — all crucial to overcoming the huge barriers to education that exist for street kids and the children Take 20% O any Item! of sex workers. Decďż˝ ďż˝ ďż˝ Decďż˝ ďż˝ ďż˝ • ��� PM Begun in July 2006, B.E.L.I.E.V.E. in Bangladesh is Bella Donna • Burlington • 73 Church St. • Upstairs (above Monelle’s) • 865-1754 Athena’s • Montpelier • 68 Main St. • Upstairs (above Splash) • 224-1010 happy to take online orders for the women’s products or to accept donations. “It’s whatever 2x2.5-bellad112807.indd 1 11/26/07 4:34:11 PM people are interested in,â€? Nine-Week Evening & Weekend Cooley says. She still relies on job training program begins January 2008 word of mouth to spread the word. Her aunt recently hosted

$upport Locally Owned!

The women get all the proceeds, not charity. It gives them a lot of pride.

Step Up to Law Enforcement

RECRUITING NOW! Free to qualiďŹ ed applicants. Ask about our Trades Training Programs for women as well. VERMONT WORKS FOR WOMEN (Formerly Northern New England Tradeswomen) Call for more info: 802.878.0004 ext.108 / 1.800.639.1472 kmullins@vtworksforwomen.org

SHELAGH COOLEY, B.E.L.I.E.V.E. IN BANGLADESH 2x2.5-vtworks103107.indd 1

Dhaka — Women Orientation and Rural Life Development (WORLD) and World for All (WFA). WORLD trains prostitutes and battered women in tailoring, sewing and traditional batik cloth-dying techniques, and runs two schools for their 50 children. WFA currently runs a school for 40 street children. All three schools are designed to give these otherwise socially shunned kids a shot at entering the government-run education system. Cooley’s online nonprofit sells the shawls, blankets and wall hangings made by the women, and accepts donations for the children’s schooling.

workers’ safety and evacuated them with just a day’s notice. Cooley chose not to be reassigned to a different country. She had spent months learning the language and culture and had become deeply attached to the people she met. She has since returned to Bangladesh once, for a two-month summer trip to film an informational video on the women and children. Most Bangladeshi women, Muslim or Hindi, don’t leave their homes to find jobs, so WORLD gives them a way to earn money at home. “The women get all the proceeds, not charity. It gives them a lot of

10/29/07 12:50:37 PM

ItÕs a Wonderful Life!

a “Banglabashâ€? in New York City, catered by Cooley’s cousin, at which 60 attendees learned about the mission. Enjoy holiday shopping this year in the Cooley’s choice of acronym beau tiful town of Vergennes (a little slice of Bedford Falls). spells out that mission — Bring people together; Empowerment 'SJFOEMZ QFSTPOBM TFSWJDF of women; Literacy and learnXJUI RVBMJUZ CSBOET GPS UIF ing; Income generation; XIPMF GBNJMZ Economic development; Valuing diversity and culture; and Exchanging culture and .BJO 4USFFU ideas. It’s a list of goals shared 7FSHFOOFT 75 Â… by all three of these socially responsible, Vermont-based efforts to address third-world poverty — and, during the hol11/27/07 11:07:29 AM iday gift-giving season, a wel- 2x3-addisonout112807.indd 1 come reminder that how you buy matters. ďż˝ DJ# O# < I 8 < FI > LK;F F # D@8B F8C › L D F E; > : 8 % ; ? < # +K 8;JC 8K<I <I?< N D I D 8 8 < ? # :C @M<I I E FE@F

Shop Where George Bailey Shops!

LK F 9 8 8CC J @ ;@E> ; < C J N?8K

K8B< PFLI ?8DD<I?<8; KF K<EE<P DFLEK8@E @E GCPDFLK?# E?

2x3-hammerhead-112107-SledAd.ind1 1

11/19/07 5:56:50 PM

The Special Gift Charcoal/Pastel Portraits

People or Pets from Photos

~

802-899-3580

~

www.xldesignsource.com/noa 2x3.5-NoasArt103107.indd 1

10/26/07 11:00:29 AM

48A

|

november 28-december 05, 2007

|

» sevendaysvt.com

www.sevendaysvt.com/ar t

art review

<art >

BY MARC AWODEY

Light Show

T

wo printmakers and a painter share an exhibition at the conjoined community television studios of VCAM and RETN, off Flynn Avenue in Burlington’s South End, through the end of December. While the show is entitled “Luminists,” only the works of New Haven EXHIBIT painter David Maille are related to Luminism in the “Luminists,” art-historical sense. drawings and The other two exhibitors have technical virtuosity lithographs in common. Springfield graphic designer Dan by Marcia Blanco, oil-on-linen paint- O’Donnell creates vibrant prints of fruit, vegetables ings by David and flowers. The precise drawings and lithographs of Maille, and giclée scientifically trained Marcia Blanco of Burlington are prints by Dan all about rendering and detail. O’Donnell. VCAM O’Donnell is a strong colorist who creates robust Space, RETN, Burlington. harmonies in his untitled, simply composed giclée prints Through from paintings. A pair focused on bright bunches of January 2. grapes demonstrates his color sense. Both 18-by-18-inch prints have a purple, yellow and green triadic harmony, ARTWORK but in “reverse” of each other: The first print features Untitled purple grapes and a yellow and green background; the paintings by other puts yellow grapes over magenta and green. David Maille O’Donnell also modulated his backgrounds to give contrapuntal movement: The grapes hang down, while the PHOTO background of each composition pushes upward. Marc Awodey O’Donnell’s prints are crowd-pleasers, but oenophiles in particular might swoon over these images. A 6-by-15-inch print of a row of three irises from O’Donnell’s “Flowers Series Long” collection relies on the complementary colors orange and blue. His use of negative space is as important as his subjects; the light blue flowers create a rhythmic sequence of shapes as

y g

they move across the orange picture plane. Blanco holds a Master’s of Science degree in Anatomy and Biomedical Illustration from Colorado State University. She’s a respectable draftsman who composes from photographs. Any of her seven blackand-white drawings and lithographs on display here would make decent card or book illustrations. “Peace amid Chaos” is an 8-by-10-inch lithograph of a toddler snoozing under blankets, in which Blanco slavishly examines every wrinkle of drapery. “The Three Bears” is a 5-by-10-inch lithograph of a mother polar bear and her two cubs, heaped together in a sparse landscape “waiting for ice to form,” as Blanco notes in a write-up next to the painting. While she stresses a few key lines among the bears, the narrative is of paramount importance in all of Blanco’s work. Maille’s 20 untitled paintings are the most intellectually engaging pieces in this show. His canvasses and works on panel take the greatest technical and conceptual risks. Those elements may be, at least in part, what separates fine art from commercial illustration and design. Maille’s 27-by-72-inch panoramic landscape describes an abstract white snowpack spread over brown hills, distilling the landscape into essential forms. A line of evergreens buttresses the dramatic, irregularly shaped white mass and provide the only real color in an otherwise monochromatic painting. Maille’s brushwork is astutely varied. This is most evident in his smaller pieces, such as in a 9-by-12-inch scene of a tree-filled promontory. The land juts into a placid, golden lake while a long strand of white sun-

light appears along the horizon behind the feathery trees. Maille brings emotion and depth to the picture with ethereal, Prussian-blue clouds and diagonal sheets of raw-umber glazing. While his palette is consciously limited, his paint handling is rich and complex. Twentieth-Century French painter Jean Dubuffet once said, “Art addresses itself to the mind and not to

the eyes.” With the exception of Maille’s best works, “Luminists” falls short of that standard. Blanco and O’Donnell are both very good at producing decorative images, but that’s not the kind of lightness expected from the show’s title. On the plus side, viewers who seek out the exhibition will have an opportunity to enjoy visual art on several levels. This diversity is one of the strengths of Burlington’s lively South End art scene. �

Feels like this. But on your feet. Give her the gift of ahhhhhhhhhh.

L to R: Chinchilla Moc, Wooly Bully, Highlander, Sheepskin Driver, Mary Merino, Pillowalk, Polar Moc.

5x3-Lennys112807.indd 1

Barre 476-7446 • Williston 879-6640 • St. Albans 527-0532 • www.lennyshoe.com

11/27/07 12:11:30 PM

SEVEN DAYS

<exhibitions>

OPENINGS GEOFFREY SWANSON: "Couples," paintings and sculpture; and SANDRA PEARL CAMPBELL: "Dionysia," blackand-white photography. MFA exhibitions at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 635-1469. Reception and artist talk November 28, 3 p.m. Through December 8. REED A. PRESCOTT III & JIM CUNNINGHAM: "Over the River & Through the Woods," paintings and prints, and turned wood pens with shale stands, respectively. Art on Main, Bristol, 4534032. Reception November 30, 5-7 p.m. Through December. PATRICK AND SUSAN FARROW: Susan presents large paintings and works constructed from rusted metal and roadside detritus; Patrick shows new sculptural work in mixed media on opening night only. Brick Box Gallery, Paramount Center, Rutland, 775-0570, x 201. Reception November 30, 5-8 p.m. Through December. CARVING STUDIO HOLIDAY SHOW: Works in many media priced at $100 or less. Carving Studio and Sculpture Center, West Rutland, 438-2097. Reception December 1, 6 p.m. Through December 22. PAUL MCCULLOUGH: "Industrial Edge," works by the Stowe artist. Apropo Designs, Waitsfield, 496-9180. Reception December 1, 4:30-8:30 p.m. Through December 24. ‘CELEBRATE!’: All three floors of the gallery are filled with one-of-a-kind artisan gifts by SPA member artists. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Reception December 1, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Sunday Tea December 2, 2-4 p.m., with The Recorder Underground. Through December 29. ‘CELEBRATE THE SEASON’: A holiday exhibit features the paintings of renowned artist Carolyn Walton as well as those of newcomer Deborah Lamden and jewelry by Tineke Russell. LuxtonJones Gallery, Shelburne, 985-8223. Reception December 2, 2-7 p.m. Through December. GRACE NELSON LANCE: Monoprints. Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, Jericho, 8993211. Reception December 2, 1-3 p.m. Through December 30. MARJORIE WHITLOCK: The self-taught elder artist shows her pastels of land and water scenes. Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 8657200. Reception December 2, 1-5 p.m. Through December 29. ANDY BELITSOS & SASHA GENDRON: The seniors show their BFA Thesis work in painting and sculpture. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 635-1469. Reception December 5, 3 p.m. Through December 21.

LANCE VIOLETTE ARTIST TALK: The snowboarder and designer talks about aspects of commercial and fine art, in conjunction with a current exhibit. Firehouse Gallery, 865-7165. November 28, 7 p.m.

AMARU CHIZA HOLIDAY CHEER: An artistic seasonal party with friends and fans. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227. November 30, 5:30-9 p.m. SUKI CIAPPARA: Holiday dioramas. Back Wall, The ReStore, Montpelier, 2291930. December 1, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m., with Rural Vermont food tasting and

|

november 28-december 05, 2007

cookbook party, and workshop with Ciappara from 1 to 3. STUDIO ART SALE: Carol MacDonald, Barbara Waters and Jen Kristel show and sell monoprints and mixed media, framed and unframed. Ten percent of proceeds will benefit the Global Fund for Women. Carol

|

art 49A

MacDonald Studio, Colchester, 8629037. December 1, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m., and December 2, 1-4 p.m.

TALKS/EVENTS >> 50A

TALKS/ EVENTS NOONTIME ART LECTURE: "Knotting the Web," a talk by Kathleen Schneider, associate art prof, in conjunction with a current exhibit. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. November 28, 12:15 p.m. PLEASE NOTE: Exhibitions are written by Pamela Polston; spotlights written by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Submit art exhibitions at www.sevendaysvt.com/art or send via email by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com. 4x11.5-diageo-sinclair.indd 1

2/9/07 10:47:41 AM

50A

|

november 28-december 05, 2007

|

» sevendaysvt.com

<exhibitions> PHOTO: MARC AWODEY

TALKS/EVENTS << 49A ONCE IN A BLUE MOON STUDIO SALE: Daryl V. Storrs shows and sells jewelry and prints from the 1980s to the present. Daryl V. Storrs Red Barn Gallery, Huntington, 434-5040. December 1 & 2. DRAMATIC READING OF DEATH AND THE KING’S HORSEMAN: New York actor Esau Pritchett along with the college's François Clemmons, Alex Drapers and others read Nigerian playwright Wile Soyinka's work, in conjunction with a current exhibit. Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 443-5007. December 2, 2 p.m.

DAY JOB

ONGOING Lisa

:: champlain valley ‘ART TAKE-OUT’: Works by more than a dozen local and international gallery and Artshop artists in multiple media. Kasini House, Burlington, 264-4839. Through December 22. ‘ART IN THE BARN HOLIDAY-STYLE’: The Essex Art League presents more than 800 works of art. Lang Farm Nursery, Essex Junction, 878-5720. Through December 23. SUSAN OSMOND: "People and Places," new paintings by the Vermont artist. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. December 1-31. ‘THE ART OF GIVING WITH GIFTS TO CHERISH’: Beautiful handmade objects by Vermont artists in a range of prices and media. Shelburne Art Center, 9853648. Through January 12. Free activities for children December 8, 15 & 22, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. CAROL MACDONALD: "Knitting Meditations," a new suite of prints by the Colchester artist. Frog Hollow, Burlington, 863-6458. Through November. 2007 AIA VERMONT DESIGN COMPETITION: Aspiring Vermont architects display their entries for the annual design competition, and viewers can vote for a People's Choice Award in this event

Lillibridge must be one of the fastest painters in Burlington. When offered a show at Mirabelles, she quickly accepted, and then realized she’d been “nesting” recently and didn’t have a new series of work to present. So she made one — in 24 hours. Confidence and chutzpah go a long way in painting. Lillibridge’s nestling Ellis Lillibridge Govoni also presents a cool little painting entitled “Pop Art Union Jack.” Like

Open!

mother, like son. Their shared show is on view through December 9. Pictured: Lisa’s “Blue Bird.”

Design is

Holiday Gift Certificates Available!

AO!

for the Vermont chapter of the American Institute of Architects. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Through November. LISA LILLIBRIDGE & ELLIS GOVONI: New carved, found pallet works and acrylic paintings created in 24 hours. Mirabelles, Burlington, 658-3074. Through December 9. ‘BOATS AROUND THE WORLD’: The Lake Champlain Maritime Museum puts a twist on its juried show: The 100 images on view do not include any from Lake Champlain. Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4752022. Through November. CAROLE ROSALYND DRURY: "Woods and Water," new paintings. Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 253-8571. Through November. ROSIE PREVOST: "Here and There," black-and-white photographs from recent journeys by the St. Johnsbury Academy faculty member. 215 College Artists' Co-operative Gallery, Burlington, 863-3662. Through December 9. LIZ DAVIS: Still lifes and landscapes in oil on canvas; and HARLAN MACK: Paintings. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909. Through November. NATHAN FARB: "Summer of Love," a photographic journal of the East Village during the late 1960s by the Adirondacks-area photographer. Burlington College Gallery, 862-9616. Through November. DAVE DAVIDSON: Serigraphs, Gates 1 & 2; and LEE ARRINGTON: Abstract oil paintings, Skyway; and ROBERT HITZIG: Wall-hung wooden sculptures, Escalator. Burlington Airport, 8657166. Through December. ELI GELLER: "In My Shoes," silver gelatin prints. Firehouse Center Community Darkroom, Burlington, 865-7166. Through January 12. ‘DECKED OUT: ART, COMMERCE & SNOWBOARDING IN COLLISION’: Burton Snowboards featuring original artwork, including silkscreens by Andy Warhol. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7165. Through December 7.

Glass Art

Buy the most unique holiday gifts made this side of Sweden!

Student, Military, Police, and Fire / EMT discounts offered with ID Open Monday through Saturday. Stop in or call for your appointment today.

40 Main Street Burlington, VT 05401 p. 802.660.4343 ~ f. 802.660.3993 www.chopshophairdesign.com

2x4-chopshop112807.indd 1

Come select from our glass blowing workshop gallery or design your own gift with the artist. your local living glass studio

GREAT GIFTS FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

Top Quality In-Home Care for Older Adults 11/26/07 8:32:54 AM

2x3-JKoplewitz112807.indd 1

Corner of Church & Maple 540-0223 • www.aoglassart.com M-F 10-5, Open 12-4 SATURDAYS

11/23/07 9:47:16 AM 1x4-ao!glass112107.indd 1

“Staying Home is What Made Sense!!!” 11/19/07 5:46:23 PM

Country Primitive Cottage Home Decor & Gifts Eleven Rooms of Beautiful Decorative Gifts & Furnishings 864-3540 • 10 Patchen Road, South Burlington, VT

•Hourly and Live-In Services •Light housekeeping •One to one at all times •Transportation and errands •Discreet personal care and •Bonded, Insured, Rigorous companionship Screening •Help with meals, bathing and •FREE In-Home Assessment dressing Lifestyle assistance and ongoing management Call today for a FREE to allow loved ones to remain at home in-home assessment!

On Call 24 Hours a Day

802-735-1290 1-866-4-LiveIn Vermont Area’s Only Live-In Specialists 41 Main Street in Burlington

2x3-Homecare082907.indd 1

www.HomeCareAssistance.com

8/27/07 9:46:50 AM

SEVEN DAYS

|

november 28-december 05, 2007

|

art 51A

PHOTO: MARC AWODEY

FOUR VERMONT ARTISTS: Abstract mixed media by Steve M. Campbell, oil paintings by Dave Thurston, pastel nudes and landscapes by Kate Mueller and Chinese brush paintings by Changzhi Mao. Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 563-2273. Through January. J. ARTHUR LOOSE: "The Serpent in the Steel," hand-forged blades by the Vermont artist; and SUSAN OSMOND: New paintings. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Through November. ‘THE HISTORY OF THE FUTURE’: Video and still images created by Burlington filmmaker Bill Simmon and choreographer Selene Colburn. L/L Gallery, Living/Learning Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4200. Through November. ‘LUMINISTS’: Drawings and lithographs by Marcia Blanco, oil-on-linen paintings by David Maille and giclee prints by Dan O'Donnell, all focusing on color and light. VCAM Space, RETN, Burlington, 651-9692. Through January 2. BONNIE ACKER & DIA DAVIS: "Lasting Images," pastels and oil paintings, and photographs, respectively. Penny Cluse Café, Burlington, 651-8834. Through November 30. ART FROM VERMONT: A fall show featuring paintings by Marc Awodey and photographs by Marcin Kro. Gallery Corner at Ashley Furniture, Burlington, 865-9911. Through December 6. JODY STAHLMAN: "Big Cows/Big Dogs," paintings. Smokejacks, Burlington, 658-1119. Through November. GARY HALL: "Explorations in Contemporary Luminism," contemplative, haunting photographs by the South Burlington photographer. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center,

ONGOING >> 52A

EAT, DRINK AND BUY MERRY ’Tis the season for holiday art shows. “The Art of Giving with Gifts to Cherish” at Shelburne Art Center is underway through January 12, presenting more than 100 fine art and craft items by 40 regional artists. “Rigugio ii” (pictured) by Christina Pellechio, is undoubtedly fine art: The Waterbury ceramist placed third in the 2006 South End Art Hop, and the function of her platter is to hold the imagination. The center is also providing free activities for children — while their parents shop — on December 8, 15 and 22.

New Classic Toys.

24 STATE ST. MONTPELIER • 223-4272 • M-SAT 10-5:30 • SUN 11-4

- 9Vnh d[ =Vcj``V] '% D;; HVaZ

2x3-woodbury112807-2.indd 1

VERMONT TRADING CO. Clothing & Gifts from the Heart of the World 50 state st. montpelier 223-2142 • open 7 days

1x6-vttrading112807.indd 1

11/26/07 11:59:43 AM

tues 12/4 — jeans wed 12/5 — tees & tops thurs 12/6 — sweaters friday 12/7 — jewelry sat 12/8 — bags & accessories sun 12/9 — lingerie mon 12/10 — jackets tues 12/11 — 20% off storewide 40 STATE ST. MONTPELIER • 223-4300

2x3-salaam112807.indd 1 11/26/07 3:37:51 PM

11/27/07 11:48:50 AM

We’re up all night at

sevendaysvt.com 2x7-Windjammer112807.indd 1

11/26/07 3:53:26 PM

52A

|

november 28-december 05, 2007

|

Âť sevendaysvt.com

photography • oil • acrylic • watercolor

1/ 7HJ?IJI

W/Th/F 4 - 7 PM Sa&Su 10 AM - 7 PM 2x2-Staart111407.indd 1

handmade jewelry • prints & originals

42 South Main St. St. Albans, VT 524-5700 staartgallery.com 11/7/07 3:36:24 PM

small works/BIG ART a f f o r d a b l e

Affordable works of art by 18 artists Give the Gift of Art This Christmas! November 10 - December 23, 2007 Gift wrapping (custom designed by Sara Altieri) available proceeds go to the Vermont Food Bank 8R]]Vcj Z_•eYV•7ZV]U ')& 2c_`]U 5ZdecZTe C`RU 3cR_U`_ GE hhh XR]]VcjZ_eYVWZV]U T`^ +#% %'* #$%(

BcXa FTg! Fha! $ ( TaW Ul Tccg!

2x2-Galleryinthe111407.indd 1

11/1/07 11:10:11 AM

AL 2ND ANNUEY EXPO

CHAMPLAIN VALL

JEWEALRNYCE CLEDEACEMRBER 6-8 -8PM THURS-FRI: 10AMPM SAT: 10AM-5

BELOW-WHOLESALE PRICES

Designers and Manufacturers of Fashion Jewelry, Accessories and Gifts

F R E E ADMISSION PASHMINAS

ONLY $10

, rings, toe rings, beads, displays Earrings, bracelets, necklaces, s, sse umbrellas, reading gla hair accessories, scarves, belts, eyeglass chains and more!

HAVE INCLUDED: BAKED BEADS CUSTOMERSOut er fitters, Red Envelope, Coldwat

CASH • CHECKS • MC • VISA

Champlain Valley Exposition | Essex Junction, Vermont clearance@bakedbeads.com | www.bakedbeads.com 2x5.5-bakedbeads112807.indd 1

11/26/07 6:38:43 PM

S O L I D H A R D W O O D F U R N I T U R E

35 Years...

of Heirloom Quality

Furniture in Solid Cherry, Maple and Walnut

Buy where

it's built

factory pricing

!" #

$ " % " &

Visit Our Factory Showroom in the

Highland Industrial Park

4 Tigan Street • Winooski (802)655-4041 www.vermontfurnituredesigns.com Hours: Mon-Sat 10-4 • Closed Sun

2x5-vtfurnitured103107.indd 1

ONGOING << 51A Burlington, 652-4500. Through December 29. MALTEX EXHIBITION: Ten Vermont artists fill the hallways of all four floors with paintings, photographs, prints and sculptures. Maltex Building, Burlington, 865-7166. Through November. ‘MATERIAL PURSUITS’: Three sitespecific installations and works by 11 other national artists, using such mediums and methods as quilting, embroidery, pipe cleaners, Sculpey and crochet, cross the boundary between craft and fine art; 'EN ROUTE: TRAVEL PHOTOGRAPHY FROM UVM COLLECTIONS': 19th-century photos and stereographic images from around the world; and 'HEEL TO TOE': Shoes from the permanent collection offer a cross-cultural and historical look at footwear. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6560750. Through December 14.

:: champlain valley

STARTING AT $3!

an Anthropologie, Nordstrom, Urb and Wet Seal, as well as , iger Hilf my Creek, Delia’s, Tom nationwide thousands of speciality stores

<exhibitions>

10/24/07 3:41:27 PM

‘SPIRIT OF THE SEASON’: Works in multiple media, including holiday ornaments, by members of the Guild. Brandon Artists' Guild, 247-4956. Through December. LYNA LOU NORDSTROM: "Some of My Favorites," colorful handpulled prints and paintings. Bristol Bakery, 4533280. Through December 6. MARY E. JOHNSON: "Visits," documentary photography. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 388-4964. Through February 8. LUCY PETRIE: Pastel paintings. Walkover Gallery, Bristol, 453-3188. Through December. ‘SMALL WORKS/BIG ART’: Local and national artists show works that make affordable holiday presents. Gift wrapping designed by Sara Altieri available. Proceeds benefit Vermont Food Bank. Gallery in-the-Field, Brandon, 247-0125. Through December 23. DEANNA SHAPIRO: "Cow Country," acrylic paintings, Front Room, through December; and "People, Places & Puckish Preoccupations," mixed-media paintings, Conservatory Room, December 1 - January 31. Starry Night CafĂŠ, Ferrisburgh, 877-8316. KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Funky, cosmic paintings. Starry Night CafĂŠ, Ferrisburgh, 310-9159. Through November. PATRICK DOUGHERTY: The internationally known sculptor created a large-scale, site-specific public sculpture using local saplings in front of the Center for the Arts during a residency; in the museum, photographic and video documentation show some of his previous commissions; and 'CHINESE BLUE-AND-WHITE PORCELAINS OF THE MING AND QING DYNASTIES': Originating in the 14th century, this collection includes prized pieces made for the imperial court; and 'RESONANCE FROM THE PAST: AFRICAN SCULPTURE FROM THE NEW ORLEANS MUSEUM OF ART': Figures of gods, spirits and ancestors as well as masks and ritual objects by the peoples of West and Central Africa from the 17th to 20th century. Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 4435007. Through December 9.

:: central ROY VESTRICH: "A Sense of Place," selected paintings. Christine Price Gallery, Castleton State College, 4681266. Through December 21. ‘GIRL BOY GIRL’: Mixed-media paintings by Heather Ritchie, Brian Zeigler and Robyn Peirce. Green

Bean Art Gallery, Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, artwhirled23@ yahoo.com. December 1-31. LINDA MANEY & MISSY CARY STORROW: Abstract watercolors and mixed media, respectively. Montpelier City Center, 485-8056. December 2-31. HOLIDAY GIFT BAZAAR: AFFORDABLE FINE ARTS & CRAFTS: Fine locally created functional and decorative gifts in multiple media, including edible. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-9878. Through December 30. SELENE LUTSCHG: A whimsical and antiquated photographic journey through the Gothic Quarter of Barcelona; black-and-white and sepia-toned silver gelatin prints with mixed media. Salaam, Montpelier, 223-4300. Through December 15. ‘WRAP IT UP!’: End-of-year group show featuring unique works in multiple media. The Lazy Pear Gallery, Montpelier, 223-7680. Through December. VIIU NIILER: "Fissured/Fractured/ Fragile," paintings inspired by the changing landscapes of Hawaii. Vermont Supreme Court Lobby, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through December 7. MEMBER HOLIDAY CRAFT EXHIBIT: Handmade Vermont art and crafts, including pottery, paintings, photographs, sculpture, carvings, yarn, fiber art and more. Blinking Light Gallery, Plainfield, 454-0141. Through December 30. BARBARA LEBER: New works. The Green Bean Art Gallery, Capitol Grounds, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. Through November. MIMI CLARK & RUTH ANN STONE: "The Reconstruction Zone," reconstructed clothes and one-of-a-kind handbags, respectively. The Back Wall at the ReStore, Montpelier, 229-1930. Through November. HOLIDAY SHOW: Affordable gifts from around the world. Big Town Gallery, Rochester, 767-9670. Open house December 1, 4:30-8:30 p.m. Through January 15. SHERRI CAMPBELL: "Digitally Yours," digital photos of Vermont. Vermont Chocolatiers, Northfield, 272-3161. Through November. ‘NIXON MASKS; AN EVOLUTION IN LATEX AND RUBBER; MADE IN CHINA’: Vintage masks and mask lore, and artifacts from the Watergate Hotel. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 356-2776. Through January 4. ‘THE NATURAL WORLD’: A group show focusing on nature from many perspectives. Cooler Gallery, White River Junction, 295-8008. Through December. CECILY HERZIG: "Birds, Bats and the Bizarre," crayon and pastel drawings on paper built on the artist's son's "scribbles." Langdon St. CafĂŠ, Montpelier, 223-8667. Through November. MICHAEL JEWELL: "If the Shoe Fits," abstract paintings. The Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 223-5454. Through November. SALLY BOWRING: "The Order of Things," paintings by the former Vermonter, now in Virginia. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 4964781. Through November.

:: northern FEATURED ARTISTS SHOW: Jim Foote, Leeza Mossey, Lorraine Pike and Sharon Fiske show their works. Artist in Residence Cooperative Gallery, Enosburg Falls, 933-6403. December 1-31. FESTIVAL OF THE TREES: The 27th annual tradition presents holiday evergreens decorated by locals with a

theme of peace. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. December 4 - January 3. ‘MINIATURES AND SMALL PAINTINGS’: Works of art 14 inches square or less by members of the gallery. The Flying Goose Gallery, Derby, 3348033. Through January 7. ‘VERMONT’S TRADITION OF LANDSCAPE PAINTING: FIVE ARTISTS, FIVE VISIONS’: Paintings by Stapleton Kearns, Charles Movalli, Donald Allen Mosher, Dale Radcliff and Eric Tobin. Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-1818. Through January. ADRIEN PATENEAUDE: "Adrien at Home," colorful acrylic paintings. The Route 58 Shop, Lowell, 744-6244. Through December 7. ‘HOLIDAY WRAPPINGS’: Small, affordable works by more than 20 local artists. The Painted Caravan Gallery, Johnson, 635-1700. Through December 23. GARY SHEPARD: Oil on canvas landscape paintings. The Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-6007. Through November. MONTHLY CO-OP MEMBERS’ EXHIBIT: Works by Sandra Beaty, Karen Scheffler, Jaffa Paddon and Jan Brosky. Artist in Residence, Enosburg Falls, 933-6403. Through November. 11TH ANNUAL SMALL PICTURE EXHIBITION: More than 100 New England artists show some 200 paintings of diminutive dimensions. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 6445100. Through December 16.

:: southern NOVEMBER SOLO EXHIBITIONS: A group show of regional artists in multiple media, Yester House Gallery, through December 4; and SENATOR PATRICK LEAHY: Nearly 50 photographs of momentous times and notable people over three decades, Elizabeth de C. Wilson Museum, through November; and 'WORLDS OF WONDER IN WOOD: THE KIRK BROTHERS CIRCUS': Thousands of carved-wood figures and props in a tiny replica of a traveling circus, made by the folk artist Edgar Kirk over 50 years. From the collection of the Shelburne Museum, the works, along with vintage circus posters, will reside through November at the Elizabeth de C. Wilson Museum, Lucioni Gallery, Southern Vermont Art Center, Manchester, 362-1405.

:: regional ‘AMERICAN ART AT DARTMOUTH: HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE HOOD’: More than 160 works presenting a comprehensive overview of the permanent collection in fine art and artifacts, through December 9; and 'AMERICAN WORKS ON PAPER TO 1950': Highlights from the permanent collection of drawings, watercolors, prints and photographs, through December 9; and 'NO LAUGHING MATTER: VISUAL HUMOR IN IDEAS OF RACE, NATIONALITY AND ETHNICITY': Objects and images from the 19th century to contemporary times, Harrington Gallery, through January 13; and 'BLAKE ENGRAVINGS': Rare masterpieces by poet/artist/printer William Blake, along with books and other materials, from the Rauner Special Collections Library, through January. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808.

����

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | 53A

Having Trouble Finding Classical Music On The Radio? We’re Still Here For You 24 Hours a Day!

101.7 FM

Stowe and the Champlain Valley

102.5 FM

Montpelier and Central Vermont Celebrating ten years of support for the arts and classical music in Vermont now you’ve seen the light stand up for your sight

VERMONT’S CLASSICAL STATION ModQ-radiovtgroup101007.indd 1

168 battery street // burlington // 651.0880

10/8/07 1:36:52 PM

DQ-eyes07-2.indd 1

theREALESTATEDEAL FAWNING OVER...

9/27/07 12:05:51 PM

SANDY WYNNE

My favorite lunch place is... Magnolia’s on Lawson Lane in Burlington. My favorite toy as a kid was... a kid-size tool belt. I loved building things, especially my double-decker fort in my back yard. If I had $10.99 to spend, I would buy… a pound of VT Artisan coffee, from Waterbury.

Before I was a Realtor, one of my interesting jobs was... doing consulting work for small companies in need of financial, organizational or managerial assistance. On a Sunday morning you will most likely find me...reading the NY Times. I like to sit back, enjoy a great cup of Fair Trade coffee, reading all that I can about what is going on here in the U.S. and globally.

If I had $10.99 to spend, I would buy... a pound of VT Artisan coffee, from Waterbury. The first piece of real estate I bought was... in the early 1970s, a 3 bedroom ranch for $20,000.

My most prized possession is... my family and friends. They are what life is all about. There is no amount of money that substitutes for true friendship and loyalty.

My favorite hobby is… doing outdoor activities, especially kayaking, biking, hiking, snow shoeing, and even a little golf once in awhile. (Walking, not using a cart, of course).

SANDY WYNNE, BROKER, WWW.SANDYWYNNE.COM (802)343-9289, SANDYWYNNE@COMCAST.NET

PHOTO: MATTHEW THORSEN

The last book I read was… Freakonomics by Steven Levitt and Stephen Dubner.

» FOR REAL ESTATE, RENTALS, HOUSEMATES AND MORE VISIT: SECTION B OR SEVENDAYSVT.COM

54A | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

theborowitzreport Bush Issues Official List of Things to Be Thankful For: Pre-Thanksgiving Radio Address

I

n a special Thanksgiving radio address broadcast from the White House, President George W. Bush asked his fellow Americans to join him in giving thanks for the following things: “My fellow Americans, let’s be thankful for global warming, because as these winter months approach, it makes the world such a nice, toasty place. “Let’s be thankful for all of the food on our tables, unless some of it is from China. “Let’s be thankful that Pakistan will have free and fair elections, and maybe someday we will, too. “Let’s be thankful for the iPhone, except for those losers who actually paid full price for it. “Let’s be grateful that I didn’t take out a subprime mortgage on the White House like Mr. Cheney told me to. “Let’s be thankful that nuclear weapons haven’t fallen into the hands of the wrong people, like Nancy Pelosi or Rosie O’Donnell. “Let’s be thankful that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert’s writers are on strike, and hopefully will stay that way for the rest of my term in office. “Let’s be thankful that even though my

approval numbers are falling, they’re still higher than my grades at Yale. “Let’s be thankful for Guitar Hero III, which really helps you get through those long Cabinet meetings when they’re going on and on about the economy. “Let’s be thankful that our military commanders have nothing bad to say about the war in Iraq until after they’re retired. “Let’s be thankful that in nine months it will be August, and then I can go on summer vacation again. “And finally, my fellow Americans, let’s

Let’s be thankful that our military commanders have nothing bad to say about the war in Iraq until after they’re retired. President george W. bush

be thankful that even though Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize, I’m still a lock for the Nobel War Prize.”

Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the new book The Republican Playbook. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit www.borowitzreport.com

Ted Rall

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | funstuff 55A

game on

by david thomas

playing the electronic field

A Wrinkle in Space and Time Something’s not right here. Gamers weaned on the rudimentary 3-D of the “Myst” worlds and raised to expect the sophisticated realism of “Far Cry” may wonder about the new games “Super Mario Galaxy” and “Portal.” After years of pretending to race cars, toss pro balls and kill aliens, game developers have started to get weird. Both “Galaxy” and “Portal” get back to an older gaming tradition by providing whacked-out fun that treads lightly where the rules of physics should apply. “Mario” games have always teased players with psychedelic, freak-out levels filled with mushroom people and smirking bipedal turtles. Following that rainbow road to new trippy heights, “Galaxy” repackages the platformjumping play that made “Super Mario” an icon and offers a topsyturvy universe suspended in space. Gravity and perspective become optional as Mario lands on tiny planetoids, spheroids and floating levels that defy any sort of premeditated navigation. These places make sense only in reference to themselves. As he walks around on an orb the size of a hot-air balloon, up and down become relative: Mario’s feet stick to the surface as if gravity were in full force. Then there’s a puzzle world that flips up and down as Mario traverses different-colored bricks. While they’re disorienting at first, these wacky gravity spaces brighten up a routinely entertaining “Mario” title. Gamers may pick up “The Orange Box” for its collection of three complete “Half-Life 2” games or for the high-energy combat of “Team Fortress 2.” But most players end up staying for “Portal.” This peculiar puzzle-solving game takes place in more or less the same high-tech, 3-D world as “Half-Life.” Instead

SUDOKU By Linda Thistle

“Super Mario Galaxy” $49.99 Wii E for Everyone “The Orange Box” $49.99 PC, $59.99 console PC, PS3, 360 T for Teen and M for Mature

of battling creepy aliens, though, players are challenged to maneuver through complex and deadly levels using nothing more than a device that can project two portals on any concrete surface — you walk through one portal and come out the other, Alice in Wonderland-style. Place a portal on one wall and another on the wall behind you, and look at the back of your head. Shoot a portal on the floor and one on the ceiling, jump down through the hole you’ve created — and fall from the ceiling, then back through your portal on the floor, ad infinitum. “Galaxy” and “Portal” don’t deserve credit for being the first games to play with time and space. Ever since players of “Asteroids” zoomed off the top of the screen, only to reappear at the bottom, games have messed with the fabric of reality. At their best, that’s what games do. These new titles remind us that the medium still has the potential to find fun and wonderment in the strangest places.

Who’s It For: By kicking creativity up a notch, “Portal” and “Super Mario Galaxy” can entertain both the jaded gamer and the newcomer. If You Like This, Try That: “Prey” pitted players against an entire spaceship full of space-warping aliens. It involved running up and down walls, shrinking, and teleporting around the intergalactic structure, and effectively mixed the disorientation into a genuinely exciting and disturbing first-person adventure. Best Part: “Portal” includes a feature sure to catch on and show up in other games — developer commentary. When this is turned on, players can revisit completed levels and click on special icons to hear the title’s developers and designers give a behind-the-scenes account of the game.

Place a number in the empty boxes in such a way that each row across, each column down and each 9-box square contains all of the numbers one to nine.

Difficulty this week: HHH H = Moderate HH = Challenging HHH = Hoo, boy!

Puzzle answers for Sudoku and Crossword on page 40B

7Dcrossword

56A | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

LULU EIGHTBALL

EJP©2007

Mild Abandon

mildabandon.net

E.J. Pettinger’s

“Roger wants to know if he can put a cinnamon stick in your ponytail?”

iii iii Ooo-lala!

GET PERSONAL!

Visit our ineractive online dating site at: sevendaysvt.com or

If you’re looking for “I Spys,” relationships, dates, flirts, or to hook-up, this is your scene.

If you’re looking for full-on kink or BDSM play, you’ll get what you need here.

Make a local connection today with SEVEN DAYS!

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | astrology 57A

free will astrology

BY ROB BREZSNY Check out Rob Brezsny’s EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES and DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. RealAstrology.com or 1-877-873-4888

november 29-05

ARIES (March 21-April 19): How much more

can you hold? How much further are you willing to reach? How much bigger of a big picture can you open your mind to see? We will soon discover the answers to those questions, as well as several others that have to do with the themes of unbinding, emancipation and the loss of inhibition. Judging from my reading of the astrological omens, I’d say the prospects are high for you to achieve a record-breaking state of relaxed and curious expansiveness.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Explore the

off-limits area of your imagination, Taurus. I’m talking about that barely conscious part of your psyche where taboo fantasies and unruly notions have been steadily growing in the dark, accumulating the dark luminosity that all secret things do. If you consort with them now, you’ll be just in time to prevent them from becoming monstrous and reeling out of control. Even better, you’ll have a good chance of shaping them into resources that will serve you well.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I recommend

that you read one of those ground-level books on intimacy skills, like Relationships for Dummies or The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Romance. It’s not that you are any dumber about these matters than the rest of us; it’s just that this is a favorable time for you to work harder than usual on boosting your Love IQ. Remedial efforts taken now will generate assistance and inspiration from unexpected sources. For best results, I suggest you consider keeping a journal about the lessons you’ll be asked to master. Entitle it something like “How I’m Becoming as Smart About Love as I Am About Everything Else in My Life.”

CANCER (June 21-July 22): During the

heyday of samurai culture, the Japanese word tsuji-giri meant “to try out a new sword on a passer-by.” After analyzing your astrological omens, Cancerian, I’m appealing to you not to commit the metaphorical equivalent of that in the coming week. Here’s what I mean: You’ve got

good reasons to use the metaphorical equivalent of a new sword, and you will wreak some constructive havoc if you direct your warrior attitude at the right targets. But if, on the other hand, you carelessly slice and dice passers-by and other innocents who don’t deserve it, you’ll waste that valuable resource and won’t correct the problems that have piqued your sense of injustice.

leather.” The marketing department goofed. One of your main goals in the coming week, Libra, should be to prevent comparable outbreaks of the “lost in translation” syndrome. In fact, I urge you to act as an interpreter in situations where different worlds overlap. Be sure, for example, that extroverts and introverts understand each other. Facilitate the communication between cynics and optimists, morning people and night owls, caffeine addicts and pot heads, dreamers and realists. Be especially alert for misunderstandings that may arise during interactions between the right and left sides of your own brain.

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): “When love is not madness, it is not love,” said Spanish dramatist Pedro Calderon de la Barca. But according to my analysis of the astrological omens, you will dramatically disprove that notion in the coming weeks, Leo. In fact, I’m betting that love will make you stark, raving sane. It will calm you down, heal a wound or two, improve your eyesight, help you understand yourself better, improve your digestion, and stimulate you to become more tolerant and forgiving towards the entire world.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Are you ready

for your next big initiation? Probably not, but that’s OK. Your upgrade to the next level should go fine, even if you wobble and sputter for a while before and after. Just to let you know, there may be no single striking event to dramatize it for you. It could arrive almost secretly in a roller coaster dream, or announce itself with a warm rush of unfamiliar emotion while you’re in the middle of lunch. But however it insinuates its way into your awareness, Scorpio, it will open you to the possibility of seeing things that have been invisible to you before now.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): First let me

make it clear that I’m not predicting you will face difficult events in the coming days. Not at all. Second, I’m not saying you will have to endure more pain than usual. Third, I believe your suffering will be about average — similar to what normal people bear in normal times. Having said all that, though, I encourage you to be aggressively exploratory toward the pain you feel. Have long talks with your murky fears. Gaze bravely into the parts of your life that make you sad. Why? Because it’s a favorable time to search for treasure that’s buried in the shadows — to enhance your psychological health by dealing with what’s not so healthy. Recall Carl Jung’s wise words: “The foundation of all mental illness is an unwillingness to experience legitimate suffering.”

SAGITTARIUS

in an advertisement designed to attract Spanishspeaking flyers, U.S.-based Braniff Airlines bragged about its leather seats with the phrase “viajar en cuero.” But that phrase actually means “to travel stark naked,” not “to travel on

(brick box bldg., next to Whim)

3x2-mensroom112107.indd 1

I told you there will be 13 militantly helpful angels in gossamer armor standing guard around your bed every night, fighting off nightmares and ensuring that your dreams are blessed with floods of sublimely practical revelations? Would you regard what I said as a poetic metaphor, as the hyperbolic fantasy of a kooky astrology writer? Or is there a chance you’d take me literally? That you’d consider my vision to be the prophetic truth about an actual event? If it’s the latter, then I urge you to be aggressive about asking the angels for the very best mojo they can muster. This is one time when you have license to be greedy about tapping into the primal power of supernatural goodness.

Wellness Shop & School, Middlesex, VT rootedwisdom@yahoo.com • 802-229-6910

visit us at 106 Main St.

mensroomvt.com

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): What if

PISCES

we’ve moved gr ay management hai r cut s

it’s a good idea for you to give up mediocre pleasures that drain your energy and diminish your intelligence. I also wish you would sacrifice irrelevant fantasies and deluded hopes that lead you away from your riveting dreams. On the other hand, I will rejoice if you commit yourself twice as intensely to the robust pleasures that refine your energy and boost your intelligence. And I will love it if you take three practical actions to supercharge one of your riveting dreams.

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): (Feb. 19-March 20): This would be “I need a strategy for bringing constructive a good week for you to tell people’s fortunes at change into my life on an ongoing basis,” a parties and help the police solve crimes with Sagittarian reader named Ursula wrote to me. “I your clairvoyant abilities and read the minds of want to figure out how to arrange for a neverthose you love in order to communicate with ending series of gentle wake-up calls. When them better. What? You say you don’t have that happens, I will have mastered the sinewy any psychic powers? That’s a dirty lie! You magic of being permanently unstuck. I will have most certainly do. It may be true that your made it a habit to be highly alert and wildly culture has brainwashed you into denying and responsive in the most relaxed ways possible. suppressing them. But I assure you that they are The world will look completely different to me lying there half-dormant, just waiting for you then; reality itself will have mutated. I won’t to believe in them and use them for everyone’s cling to little scraps of hope that make me feel benefit. And this is an ideal time, astrologically secure, but will instead be on the prowl for fresh speaking, for you to do just that. challenges that constantly expand my love for life.” Ursula’s longing is a brilliant articulation of what I think all of you Sagittarians should quest 2x3-rooted091907 9/17/07 3:48 PM Page 1 for in the coming weeks.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Some years ago,

b e a r d s t y l i ng coloring massage

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I think

body hai r r emoval f oot over haul s hand det ai l i ng

• 802.864.2088

HERBS • VITAMINS • GIFTS WORKSHOPS • CLASSES Free drop-off to Montpelier, Stowe, and Burlington! Just call or email to discuss and place your order.

11/16/07 1:13:23 PM

Suzanna Gray Bliss, M.Ed., Herbalist/Nutritionist

Transform Your Home

BEFORE Custom-designed built-ins, cabinetry and architectural detailing:

AFTER

Entertainment Centers Fireplace Surrounds & Mantels Bookcases Kitchens

Home Offices Mudrooms Window Seats Crown Molding Wainscoting…and more!

Will Eick,

Master Craftsman

802-985-5522

willeick@homecomingwoodworks.com 3x5-NRG112107.indd 1

11/16/07 9:08:55 AM 2x4-homewoodworks112107-2.indd 1

11/19/07 2:00:10 PM

58A | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

SEVEN DAYS

LocalStore Catalogue shopping is cool, but not when it’s at the expense of local reta ilers... When you give this holiday season, don’t overloo k your own community .

Keep your dollars in Vermont.

Swingin’ Sphere and Boutique 104 Main Street (upstairs), Montpelier, 223-0307 Montpelier’s Swingin’ Sphere just opened in September, but already more than 30 local crafters display their wares there. The artisans’ haven is a dream come true for Wisconsin transplant Emily Sprengelmeyer. “I always wanted to have a little shop selling things from people like me who make their own crafts,” she explains. Sprengelmeyer’s own rugs made from strips of recycled tees mingle with cloth coffee cuffs, painted pottery, aprons made from men’s vintage shirts, and whimsical stuffed animals by Poke-hayhaunt-us. There’s also jewelry galore, including “word pins” by Burlington’s Selia Creations and necklaces made by a crafty 14-year-old. Everyone sets her own prices. “We’re not trying to be super-artists or make a ton of money,” says the boutique owner. “It’s just fun when you sell something you’ve made.”

— AMY LILLY

PHOTO: JEB WALLACE-BRODEUR

QUENTIN & EMILY SPRENGELMEYER

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | film reviews 59A

www.sevendaysvt.com/film

filmreviews

No Country for Old Men HHHHH

V

COEN CRAZY Bardem plays a homicidal maniac in the brothers’ finest film to date.

irtually every review I have seen of Joel and Ethan Coen’s new movie announces that it marks a return to form for the brothers and places it in their singular canon squarely alongside such early noir efforts as Blood Simple and Miller’s Crossing. These assessments are only half right. This is a great movie. And nobody in their right mind really believes Blood Simple and Miller’s Crossing are great movies. The masterwork beside which No Country for Old Men stands is Fargo. Snow has been replaced by desert dust, and the dark humor has been all but drained out. Nonetheless, the two are perfect, almost interlocking companion pieces. Both films, for example, are told from the vantage point of a small-town police officer who cannot quite

< film>

believe what the world is coming to. Remember the marvelous scene toward the end of Fargo when Frances McDormand has a hired killer handcuffed in the backseat of her squad car? As she drives him to the station, she inquires, with a mixture of bewilderment and pity, what on Earth possessed him to do the things he did. “There’s more to life than money, you know. Don’t you know that?” she asks. “And here ya are, and it’s a beautiful day . . . I just don’t understand it.” Her sentiments are echoed by the new film’s opening voice-over. It is delivered by Tommy Lee Jones in the role of Ed Tom Bell, a third-generation Texas border-town sheriff. Nearing retirement, he reflects back on the “old-timers” who kept the peace in that barren countryside before him, and on a new breed of law breaker that has appeared on the scene like an accident of evolution. He recalls a teenage boy he sent to the electric chair for killing his girlfriend in cold blood. “I don’t know what to make of that,” he says. “I surely don’t. The crime you see now; it’s hard to even take its measure.” Both movies also follow the trail of blood leading to a suitcase filled with cash. Josh Brolin gives a careermaking performance as Llewelyn Moss, a poor welder who goes antelope hunting one day and happens on the scene of a drug deal gone bad. He surveys the bullet-ridden pickups, guns and dead bodies, but it’s what he doesn’t see that interests him most. Moments later, he finds it: $2 million in drug money. Moss knows trouble will follow the case wherever he takes it. But he has survived trouble before — two tours in Vietnam — and likes his chances. He wildly underestimates the threat to his own and his family’s well-being, however. Nothing in the jungles of southeast Asia could

possibly have prepared him for Anton Chigurh. For years I’ve maintained that Javier Bardem is one of the world’s most underrated actors. I don’t think he’s going to have that problem anymore. A hired killer who looks as if he’d be more than happy to do his gruesome job for free, Chigurh is the most transfixing screen creation of the year. With his Beatle haircut and a compressed-air-powered cattle gun at his side, he’s the creepiest, most iconic embodiment of evil to wreak movie havoc since Dennis Hopper sucked on that gas mask in Blue Velvet. He’s been charged with finding the missing drug money, and woe to anyone who gets in his way. He eventually murders even the man who hired him — but no matter. Woe to Brolin’s character all the same. No Country for Old Men is very possibly the finest film of 2007. It’s certainly the finest the Coens have ever made. It’s just an unearthly, harrowing affair, and, as ghastly as some of its images are, I defy you to close your eyes or look away for an instant. Each scene is a more perfect and haunting creation than the one preceding it. Cormac McCarthy’s source material is masterfully adapted, his spare dialogue delivered with stirring precision. The filmmakers turn his novel into a sort of world-weary cowboy poetry (fittingly, as its title is taken from Yeats), and the camera work of frequent Coen collaborator Roger Deakins imbues the movie with a gloomy, scorched beauty worthy of the world’s last Western. Which the film smacks of, especially when Jones, ready to hang up his guns, confides to a grizzled friend, “I feel over-matched.” Award season’s far from over, but something tells me a great many directors will find themselves all too able to relate. RICK KISONAK

The Mist HHH

I

FOG OF GORE Jane fights his way through a vapor that looks a bit thick for mist in the latest Kingderived creep-out.

f the apocalypse arrived without warning, would you want it to catch you in the supermarket? Sure, the place has plenty of food and supplies. But it’s also got plenty of other people — and, as Sartre pointed out, sometimes forced confinement with your friends and neighbors can be just as hellish as anything in the Book of Revelation. That’s the central conceit of The Mist, based on a 1980 novella by Stephen King. Like John Carpenter’s The Fog (1980), it takes place in a small coastal town — here, a Maine lakeside burg — and relies on the basic principle that what you can’t quite see will really scare you. Both films feature monsters that look pretty lame when the weather clears, but there the similarities end. While Carpenter told a creaky ghost story of sin and vengeance, King and Frank Darabont — who adapted his text and directed — are more interesting in the time-honored “base under siege” scenario. When the mist rolls into town, graphic artist David Drayton (Thomas Jane) and his young son Billy are picking up supplies at the local Food House. This being a King story, each and every person in the store is a small-town archetype: the nebbishy but valiant manager, the crusty old school teacher, the sweetyoung-thing check-out girl, the biker dude, and the babelicious woman who’s New in Town. It’s like a Norman Rockwell painting, updated with cussing. After a blood-spattered man dashes in crying, “There’s something in the mist!” the shoppers decide to stay put. A young checker who ventures out meets an ugly end, convincing everyone of the danger except

Andre Braugher, as a high-powered New York lawyer, who somehow gets it in his head that the whole town is pranking him. Summer people are weird like that. From there, some fairly predictable havoc ensues. Some of it is caused by cleverly designed, clumsily animated critters — the CGI on the giant tentacles is especially bad. But the lion’s share of the blame goes to Mrs. Carmody (Marcia Gay Harden), a tight-lipped religious fanatic who gets it in her head that the End Times have arrived. Squeaky voiced and progressively more insane, her dark hair flying as she gathers follow-

ers, Harden has a great time with this role. Sure, she’s over the top — but what successful tent preacher isn’t? Unfortunately, the lead roles aren’t as well cast. Playing a hero who’s an obvious stand-in for King — David designs movie one-sheets, and a townie sneers at his “New York and Hollywood connections” — Jane doesn’t bring anything interesting to his role. As the babe, Laurie Holden is as stiff as she was on late seasons of “The X-Files.” This is one of those movies where the fine supporting players carry the show — Harden, Braugher, Frances Sternhagen as the tough old bird, even Nathan Gamble as the terrified little boy. They’re stuck with a script that retains all King’s thoughtful humanism — but also his cheesiness. When a scared mother refers to her son as “Little Victor” and begs the men in the store to “see a lady home” so she can check on her kids, the cutesy dialogue pulls viewers right out of what should be a chilling moment. Happily, nothing can dilute the film’s ending — a deviation from the story, and possibly the most disturbing finale ever bestowed on a horror flick aimed at the multiplex, not the grindhouse. The Mist is the sort of movie that keeps horror fans up late when they run into it on TBS, but it feels small for the big screen. At one point, a character announces portentously, “When people are scared, you can make them do anything.” That motto may be the secret of Stephen King’s world domination — or George Bush’s, for that matter. As a theme, it deserves a less vaporous treatment than it gets here. MARGOT HARRISON

60A

|

november 28-december 05, 2007

|

» sevendaysvt.com

< filmclips> PREVIEWS

Meet, eat & talk with faculty & staff. Learn more about our undergraduate programs, including schedule, internships, financial aid & careers.

Pie Night!

Join us on Thursday evening

November 29 5:30 - 7:30 pm

2x5-WoodburyCollege112107.indd 1

11/19/07 9:27:02 AM

Make the

holidays bright!

SHORTS ACROSS THE UNIVERSE��� Julie (Frida) Taymor directs this musical about a young couple whose love is tested by the chaos of the 1960s, featuring many of the Beatles’ greatest hits. With Jim Sturgess, Evan Rachel Wood and Bono. (131 min, PG-13. Roxy) AMERICAN GANGSTER���� Russell Crowe and Denzel Washington team up with Gladiator director Ridley Scott to tell the true stories of Harlem drug lord Frank Lucas, lone wolf cop Richie Roberts, and how their lives intertwined in the ‘70s. With Chiwetel Ejiofor, Cuba Gooding, Jr. and Josh Brolin. (157 min, R. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Welden)

Our eclectic selection of gifts and home accessories will give your holiday spirit a boost! From crystal ornaments and antique miner’s lanterns to paper night lights for the kids, we have something to please everyone on your list! Extended hours Friday, Dec. 21: Open till 7 pm!

270 Pine Street, Burlington, VT ( 658-4482 Open Tues.-Sat., 10-5 • conantcustombrass.com

2x5-Conant111407.indd 1

MR. MAGORIUMS WONDER EMPORIUM (PG) W/ DUSTIN HOFFMAN

ITALIAN NIGHT - AN EVENING OF ITALIAN SONGS AND MUSIC W PIERO BONAMICO DEC 8, 8PM, TKTS $18/$20 AT BOXOFFICE CHECK OUT OUR NEW DINNER SPECIALS SUCH AS “CHINA TOWN”, “LITTLE ITALY” “CATCH OF THE DAY” AND “LE STEAK” BIG PICTURE ALE ON DRAFT $3 LUNCH, BRUNCH, DINNER

R OX Y

C I N E M A S

W W W. M E R R I L LT H E AT R E S . N E T

THE NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED Welcome once again to the version of our game in which we select eight well-known movies and replace their titles with a word or phrase that means the same thing. What we’d like you to do, natch, is identify all eight . . .

1. LATE IN THE TATE 2. BIG BALLS OF BURNING GAS BATTLING

Are you thinking it might be time to stop? UVM is conducting a new research study offering FREE treatment for adults with concerns about their alcohol use. If you or someone you know is having problems with drinking, this new program may be exactly what you need. For information and appointments, contact the Health Behavior Research Center

847-CALL (2255) All inquires confidential. Compensation provided for time and travel.

with a woman who turns out to be seeing his brother as well. Juliette Binoche costars. Peter Hedges directs. (98 min, PG-13. Majestic, Palace) ENCHANTED���� Live action and animation meet in this modern fairy tale about a beautiful princess who’s banished from her kingdom by an evil queen and finds herself on the streets of present-day Manhattan. Starring Amy Adams, Patrick Dempsey and Susan Sarandon. Kevin Lima directs. (108 min, PG. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Stowe, Welden) FRED CLAUS�1/2 From Wedding Crashers director David Dobkin comes this comedy about the friction between Jolly Old Saint Nick and his black sheep brother. Starring Vince Vaughn, Paul Giamatti and Miranda Richardson. (116 min, PG. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Stowe, Welden) GONE BABY GONE���� Ben Affleck makes his directorial debut with this adaptation of Dennis Lehane’s bestselling novel about the search for a missing girl in Boston. With Casey Affleck, Michelle Monaghan, Morgan Freeman and Ed Harris. (115 min, R. Palace) HITMAN�� Timothy Olyphant stars as Agent 47 in this big-screen version of the video game series about a mercenary who shoots his way across Eastern Europe. With Dougray Scott and Olga Kurylenko. Xavier Gens directs. (100 min, R. Essex, Majestic, Palace) INTO THE WILD���1/2 Sean Penn directs the big-screen version of the bestselling nonfiction book by Jon Krakauer, about a privileged young man who gave away his life savings, hitchhiked across the country and met with tragedy in the Alaskan wilderness. Starring

SPONSORED BY:

3. NO CAN DO PLAN 4. NUPTIAL INTRUDERS 5. RAGDOLL SAGA 6. THE REGIME RETALIATES 7. SPANNING OUTER SPACE 8. HONEY MAKER MONEY RAKER

© 2007, Rick Kisonak

ENCHANTED (PG) 5 & 7:30PM LIONS FOR LAMBS (R) 6 & 8PM SUNDAY 2PM MATINEE COMING DEC. 7:

T H E

FILMQUIZ

11/12/07 2:04:39 PM

Are you concerned about your drinking?

AWAKE: In the feature debut from Joby Harold, Hayden Christensen plays a patient whose anesthesia leaves him paralyzed but conscious during surgery, giving him the opportunity to discover that his doctor may be trying to kill him. With Jessica Alba, Terrence Howard and Lena Olin. (84 min, R. Majestic) JOE STRUMMER: THE FUTURE IS UNWRITTEN: From Julien (The Filth and the Fury) Temple comes this look back at the life and tragic early death of the Clash founder. Featuring interviews with Martin Scorsese, Bono and Matt Dillon, among others. (125 min, NR. Roxy) SLEUTH: How often does one actor play two different leading roles in two versions of the same flick? Michael Caine is on his second Sleuth go-round in this remake of the 1972 two-character cat-andmouse drama, in which he plays a mystery writer confronting the actor (Jude Law) who’s been trysting with his wife. Kenneth Branagh directs. (88 min, R. Palace)

AUGUST RUSH�� A child prodigy who’s never known his parents strives to find them via music in this high-concept tearjerker directed by Kirsten Sheridan. With Keri Russell, Freddie Highmore, Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Robin Williams. (113 min, PG. Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy) BEE MOVIE��1/2 Jerry Seinfeld makes his family-film debut with this animated comedy about a college-educated insect who decides to sue the human race for stealing honey. Which might explain the picture’s rather tepid buzz. Renee Zellweger, John Goodman and Chris Rock are also in the voice cast. (100 min, PG. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Welden) BEFORE THE DEVIL KNOWS YOU'RE DEAD����1/2 Legendary director Sidney Lumet makes a stunning return to form with this dark fable in which a pair of debt-ridden brothers decide to rob their parents’ jewelry business. Starring Philip Seymour Hoff and Ethan Hawke. (123 min, R. Palace) BEOWULF��� Robert (The Polar Express) Zemeckis does his bigscreen book-animating thing again, this time with a CGI version of the Old English epic about the battle between an evil demon and a mighty warrior. Featuring Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins and Angelina Jolie. (113 min, PG13. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Welden) CONTROL���1/2 Sam Riley and Samantha Morton are paired in the feature debut from director Anton Corbijn, which charts the rise and tragic fall of Joy Division leader Ian Curtis. With Harry Treadaway. (121 min, R. Roxy) DAN IN REAL LIFE��� Steve Carell stars in this romantic comedy about a widower who falls in love

Burlington

Williston

Home of “Dinner and a Movie” with Merrill’s Roxy & Majestic 10 Theatre

LAST WEEK’S WINNER: 11/20/07

2x1-3toms-filmquiz112107.indd 1

8:16:44 AM

LEAH ELDE LAST WEEK’S ANSWERS INCLUDE: THE HOLIDAY, BOBBY HARD TIME THE LAKE HOUSE LITTLE CHILDREN THE FALLEN, WAIST DEEP IN THE DARK, HOOT OPEN SEASON, HEAVEN WHY WE FIGHT HARD CANDY, ONCE A GOOD YEAR DEADLINE: Noon on Monday. PRIZES: $25 gift certificate to the sponsoring restaurant and a movie for two. In the event of a tie, winner chosen by lottery. SEND ENTRIES TO: Movie Quiz, PO Box 68, Williston, VT 05495. OR EMAIL TO: filmquiz@sevendaysvt.com. Be sure to include your address. Please allow four to six weeks for delivery of prizes. For more film fun don’t forget to watch “Art Patrol” every Thursday, Friday and Saturday on News Channel 5!

1x5-BigPictureWEEKLY.indd 1

11/27/07 1:47:29 PM 1x5-uvm-health061307.indd 1

6/8/07 11:05:28 AM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | film 61A

RATINGS

� = refund, please �� = could’ve been worse, but not a lot ��� = has its moments; so-so ���� = smarter than the average bear ����� = as good as it gets

Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers (Rick included).

Introducing

Justin Cruz

Emile Hirsch, Vince Vaughn and Catherine Keener. (140 min, R. Palace) LADY CHATTERLEY���� French filmmaker Pascale Ferran directs this adaptation of the D.H. Lawrence classic about a young woman of privilege who looks to her gamekeeper for love when her husband returns from the war paralyzed. Marina Hands and Jean-Louis Coulloc’h star. (168 min, NR. Savoy) LIONS FOR LAMBS��1/2 Robert Redford directs and stars in this antiwar drama about an idealistic college professor who encourages his students to make a difference in the world. With Meryl Streep and Tom Cruise. (92 min, R. Big Picture)

informed by a palm reader that he won’t live past the year’s first snowfall, though not why. As the change of season approaches, he finds himself suspecting everyone around him, in the process losing his mind and his friends. Piper Perabo and William Fichtner costar. Mark Fergus makes his directorial debut. (102 min, R) HOT ROD�� “Saturday Night Live”’s Andy Samberg makes the leap to the big screen in this Ferrell-esque comedy about an amateur stuntman whose quest for glory involves leaping 15 buses on a motorcycle. Isla Fisher and Bill Hader costar. Akiva Schaffer directs. (88 min, PG-13) I KNOW WHO KILLED ME� Lindsay Lohan stars in this gore-athon

international & celebrity stylist

Cailyne Crowder

Lisa Williams

Jamie Dragon

expert colorist

expert stylist & colorist expert stylist & colorist

A Vermont Salon with Celebrity Style

Cornerstone Bldg, Corner of Main & Battery, Burlington | 861-CRUZ

3x3-justincruz112807.indd 1

sevendaysvt.com

BY JON TAYLOR

Enchanted ����

LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLERA �� Mike (Mona Lisa Smile) Newell directs this adaptation of the Gabriel Garcia Marquez novel about a man who waits a lifetime to be with the love of his life. Javier Bardem and Giovanna Mezzogiorno star. (139 min, R. Palace) MR. MAGORIUM'S WONDER EMPORIUM� Zach Helm wrote and directed this family fantasy about a magical toy store in which the merchandise comes to life for all who truly believe. With Dustin Hoffman and Natalie Portman. (93 min, G. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Welden) NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN��� �� Tommy Lee Jones and Javier Bardem star in the Coen brothers’ big-screen version of Cormac McCarthy’s acclaimed novel about the face-off between a Texas border-town sheriff and an ultraviolent outsider. Josh Brolin costars. (122 min, R. Roxy) STEPHEN KING'S THE MIST��� From Frank (The Shawshank Redemption) Darabont comes another adaptation of the horror author’s work, this time a short story about a small community that finds itself covered by a monster-filled fog. With Thomas Jane and Marcia Gay Harden. (127 min, R. Essex, Majestic) THE DARJEELING LIMITED���1/2 In writer-director Wes Anderson’s new exercise in whimsy, Owen Wilson, Jason Schwartzman and Adrien Brody play disaffected brothers trying to bond on a train trip across India. Yes, Bill Murray and Anjelica Huston show up. (91 min, R. Roxy, Savoy)

NEW ON DVD/VHS BRATZ: THE MOVIE� Nathalia Ramos, Janel Parrish, Logan Browning and Skyler Shaye star in this live-action feature based on the popular line of multi-ethnic teen dolls. Directed by Sean McNamara. (110 min, PG) FIRST SNOW��� Guy Pearce plays a fast-talking salesman who’s

about a college student who’s abducted and tortured by a sadistic serial killer. With Julia Ormond and Spencer Garrett. Directed by Chris Sivertson. (105 min, R) MR. BEAN'S HOLIDAY��� Rowan Atkinson is back in the role that has made him famous and very, very rich. This time around, the faux pas-prone funnyman travels to the French Riviera to relax and finds himself the center of an international incident. Emma de Caunes costars. Steve Bendelack directs. (88 min, G) PAPRIKA���� In this psychedelic anime for adults, from Japanese director Satoshi Kon, a therapist uses a machine to enter patients’ dreams and confront their traumas. With the voices of Megumi Hayashibara, Toru Furuya and Akio Otsuka. (90 min, R) SKINWALKERS�1/2 Matthew Knight, Scott Anderson and Sarah Carter star in this frightfest about a small-town kid who turns into a werewolf on his 13th birthday. Jason Behr costars; James Isaac directs. (110 min, PG-13) THE NAMESAKE���� From Mira (Mississippi Masala) Nair comes the story of a Calcutta couple who immigrate to New York after their arranged marriage and struggle to balance reverence for Bengali tradition with the realities of their new home. Starring Kal Penn, Jacinda Barrett and Irfan Khan. (122 min, PG-13) WAITRESS���1/2 Keri Russell stars in this Sundance hit about a small-town woman whose life is transformed by the redeeming power of pie. Jeremy Sisto and Nathan Fillion costar. The late Adrienne Shelly cowrote and directed. (104 min, PG-13) WHO'S YOUR CADDY?� In this comedy, Antwan “Big Boi” Patton plays a hip-hop star with a yen to tee off and a beef with the snobby country club that doesn’t want to admit him. With Jeffrey Jones, Faizon Love and Finesse Mitchell. Don Michael Paul directs. (93 min, PG-13) �

11/21/06 12:34:53 PM

Ask about our Holiday

THE GOOD AND BAD IN 17 SYLLABLES

Bring the family To this sprightly fairy tale Adams charms . . . and sings!

11/23/07 12:11:36 PM

We’re up all night at

3x1(cmyk)-open247.indd 1

haiku film review

Gift Certificates Available!

400 Cornerstone Drive ~ Suite 220 Williston, VT

APPOINTMENTS 802.879.4811

GIFT CERTIFICATE PACKAGES Perfect for anyone on your gift list!

www.TspaWilliston.com

3x5-KelnerTSPA110707.indd 1

3x6-VtIntFest112807.indd 1

11/2/07 4:13:38 PM

11/23/07 10:23:53 AM

62A | november 28-december 05, 2007 | Âť sevendaysvt.com

shot in the dark

BY MYESHA GOSSELIN

See more photos: www.sevendaysvt.com (7D BLOGS)

5

6

1

2

3

7

4

CHAMPLAIN ECHOES BENEFIT CONCERT REHEARSAL, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 26, SOUTH BURLINGTON: [1] The group. [2] Gussie Goodrum. [3] Paige Erno, Deborah Norris, Lan Nguyen. [4] Linda Janes and Barbara Augustina. [5] Getting started. [6] Merle Siiro. [7] Linda Janes. 178-06MK_Elle_Final.qxd

5/2/06

3:54 PM

Page 1

sevendaysvt.com

Mon-Thur & Sat, 9:30-5:45, Fri, 9:30-7:45, Sun 11-4 112 church Street Burlington | 802.862.1042 2x6-Echo112107.indd 1 3x7-lippas112807.indd 1

11/19/07 9:16:59 AM

We’re up all night at sevendaysvt.com 11/23/07 2:59:53 PM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | showtimes 63A

<showtimes> All shows daily unless otherwise indicated. Film times may change. Please call theaters to confirm. * = New film.

BIG PICTURE THEATER

Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8994. wednesday 28 — thursday 6 Enchanted 5, 7:30. Lions for Lambs 6, 8. Closed Mondays and Tuesdays.

BIJOU CINEPLEX 1-2-3-4

Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-3293. wednesday 28 — thursday 6 Enchanted 12:50 & 3:40 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 8:40 (Fri & Sat). Beowulf 1 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9 (Fri & Sat). Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium 12:40 & 2:40 & 4:40 (Sat & Sun), 6:40. Bee Movie 1 & 4:40 (Sat & Sun). Fred Claus 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:50, 9 (Fri & Sat). American Gangster 8:30 (Fri & Sat). Times subject to change.

ESSEX CINEMA

Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543. wednesday 28 — thursday 6 American Gangster 9:15. August Rush 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:30, 9:50. Bee Movie 12:30, 2:45, 5:10, 7:15. Beowulf 12:10, 2:35, 5, 7:25, 9:45. Enchanted 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10, 9:30. Fred Claus 12:15, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:40. Hitman 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:20, 9:40. Stephen King’s The Mist 1, 4, 6:50, 9:30. Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 7:15, 9:30. Times subject to change.

MAJESTIC 10

Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010. wednesday 28 — thursday 29 Enchanted 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40. August Rush 12:30, 3:30, 6:50, 9:35. Hitman 1:15, 4:10, 7:25, 9:45. Stephen King’s The Mist 12:40, 3:40, 6:40, 9:45. Beowulf 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 8:50, 9:50. Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium 12:10, 2:35, 4:55, 7:10, 9:30. Bee Movie 12:20, 1:20, 3:45, 7, 9:25. American Gangster 2:45, 6:10, 9:30. Fred Claus 12:50, 3:50, 6:30, 9:20. Dan in Real Life 1, 4, 6:20. friday 30 — thursday 6 *Awake 1:40, 4:20, 7:15, 9:45. Enchanted 1:10, 3:40, 6:40, 9. Bee Movie 12:50, 1:50, 4, 6:20. August Rush 1:15, 4:05, 6:50, 9:35. Stephen King’s The Mist 1, 3:50, 6:45, 9:30. Fred Claus 12:55, 3:30, 6:30, 9:10. Dan in

Real Life 7, 9:20. Hitman 1:30, 4:15, 7:20, 9:40. Beowulf 1:20, 4:10, 7:10, 9:40. Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium 1:05, 3:20, 6:25, 8:40. American Gangster 3, 8:30. Times subject to change. See http://www.majestic10.com.

MARQUIS THEATER

Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841. wednesday 28 — thursday 29 Enchanted 6, 8:30. Beowulf 6:15, 8:45.

MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMA College Street, Burlington, 864-3456.

wednesday 28 — thursday 29 No Country for Old Men 1:25, 3:55, 6:45, 9:20. August Rush 1:05, 3:30, 6:50, 9:20. Beowulf 1:20, 4, 7, 9:25. American Gangster 2:15, 6:20, 9:15. The Darjeeling Limited 1, 3, 5, 7:10, 9:30. Across the Universe 1:15, 6:30. Control 3:50, 9:10. friday 30 — thursday 6 *Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten 1:15, 3:45, 6:50, 9:35. No Country for Old Men 1:25, 3:55, 6:45, 9:20. The Darjeeling Limited 1, 3, 5, 7:10, 9:30. American Gangster 6:20. Across the Universe 1:05, 3:35, 9:10. Beowulf 1:20, 4, 7, 9:25. August Rush 1:10, 3:30, 6:55, 9:20. Times subject to change. See http://www.merrilltheatres.net.

PALACE CINEMA 9

Fayette Road, South Burlington, 864-5610. wednesday 28 — thursday 29 Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead 2:15, 4:45, 7:15, 9:45. August Rush 12:05, 2:25, 4:45, 7:10, 9:30. Hitman 12:10, 2:30, 7:15, 9:45. Enchanted 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:05, 3:45, 6:35, 9:05. Into the Wild 12:35, 3:35, 6:30, 9:30. Beowulf 1:10, 4, 6:40, 9:20. Bee Movie 12:30, 2:40, 4:55, 7. Dan in Real Life 1, 6:20. American Gangster 12, 3:10, 8:40. Fred Claus 12, 4:50, 9:10. Gone Baby Gone 6:15. Love in the Time of Cholera 10:30 a.m. (Thu)3:20,

Schedules for the following theaters were not available at press time. CAPITOL SHOWPLACE 93 State Street, Montpelier, 229-0343. PARAMOUNT THEATRE 211 North Main Street, Barre, 479-4921.

Maple Pumpkin Bisque, Lobster Bisque, Corn Chowder, Veggie French Onion & More...

Eat in or get it to go...but don’t cook!

8:45. friday 30 — thursday 6 *Sleuth 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:35, 3:50, 6:45. Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead 12:50, Home of 7b[nÊi H[ijWkhWdj 3:30, 6:50, 9:30. Into the Wild 1636 Williston Road, South Burlington • 862-5678 12:40, 3:35, 6:30, 9:25. Enchanted 1:05, 3:45, 6:35, 9:05. Beowulf 1:10, 4, 6:40, 10/2/07 9:20. Dan in Real Life 8:50. 2x3-vtsoup100307.indd 1 American Gangster 3:05, 8:35. Fred Claus 12:45, 6:15. Gone Baby Gone 7:05, 9:35. Hitman 1:30, 4:10, 7:10, 9:35. August Rush 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:20, 4:05, 6:40, 9:10. Bee Movie Let Passport Video put 12:45, 2:50, 4:55.

VERMONT SOUP COMPANY

. 463A

9:13:04 AM

A5.A 9.@A@ . 9632A6:2

your photos, slides, and home movies on DVD!

Times subject to change. friday 30 — thursday 6 Bee Movie 1 (Sat & Sun). Enchanted 3 (Sat & Sun), 6, 8:30. Beowulf 3:15 (Sat & Sun), 8:45. Fred Claus 1 (Sat & Sun), 6:15.

GOT SOUP?

THE SAVOY THEATER Main Street, Montpelier, 229-0509.

wednesday 28 — thursday 6 The Darjeeling Limited 1:30 (Sat-Mon), 5 & 7 (Mon-Thu), 6:30 & 8:40 (Fri-Sun). Lady Chatterley 3:30 (Sat & Sun).

Mon-Sat 10-10 >> Sun 12-10 Taft Farms Village Center, Williston Email: passportvideo@aol.com

STOWE CINEMA 3 PLEX

Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678. wednesday 28 — thursday 29 Enchanted 7:30. Beowulf 7:30. Fred Claus 7:30. friday 30 — thursday 6 Schedule not available at press time.

WELDEN THEATER

104 No. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888.

7TMGI MX 9T

2X3-passport111407.indd 1

11/12/07 12:10:39 PM

Fresh Authentic & Affordable Thai Food

Essex Shoppes & Cinema 878-2788 Mon-Sat 11:30am-9:00pm Sun 12-7pm 24 Main St, Downtown Winooski: 655-4888 Mon-Sat 11:30am-2:30pm / 4–9 pm Closed Sun

TAKE-OUT • BYOB AVAILABLE

for a full menu visit: www.sevennightsvt.com

wednesday 28 — thursday 6 Enchanted 2 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9. Beowulf 4 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9. American Gangster 4 (Sat & Sun), 9. Fred Claus 2 (Sat & Sun), 7. Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium 2 & 4 (Sat2x4-TinyThai103107-2.indd & Sun).

ďż˝ ďż˝ ďż˝ ďż˝

%$% % $!

1

10/26/07 2:20:14 PM

Bikram Yoga 4VcR aUR 4VSa \S 5RNYaU N[Q 5N]]V[R``

Bikram Yoga College of India 257 Pine Street (across from Conant Custom Brass) 802.651.8979 www.bikramyogaburlington.com 2x5-bikram112807.indd 1

11/27/07 10:35:26 AM

FP-CM112807.indd 1

11/26/07 1:53:35 PM

food....................... 03b music..................... 09b

calendar............... 19b personals............. 30b

mistress maeve..... 32B classifieds............ 35b classes.................. 34B employment.......... 42b

FREE

B SEVEN DAYS SECTION

no v e m b er

2 8 - d ece m b er

0 5 ,

2 0 0 7

v o l . 1 3

< food>

pricier pints? p.03B

<music>

Hot buttered rum

at Higher Ground Ballroom, Saturday 01. p.09B

<calendar >

salaam bombay ‘Bollywood Through the Ages’, Saturday 01. p.19B

no . 1 5

|

se v en d a y s v t . co m

02B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | Âť sevendaysvt.com

ON SALE FRIDAY AT 10AM

FRI. JANUARY 4 Tickets available in person at the FlynnTix lobby on Main Street in Burlington, or by phone at 863-5966 (86-FLYNN), and on line at www.flynntix.org. This performance may include adult language and mature content.

1129_BrianRegan_QtrPg_Seven.indd 1 modq-BrattleAdv112807.indd 1

11/26/07 PM 11/27/07 12:31:21 9:24:24 AM

modq-BenandJerrys112807.indd 1

11/26/07 2:22:34 PM

Giving Never Tasted so Good. t n a r u a t s e R

d r a C Gift 802.764.1413

802.223.3188

802.229.9202

802.764.1489

Cards available at any of our restaurants or at necistore.com. mhh-NECI112807.indd 1

11/21/07 2:29:24 PM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | food 03B

< food> Buzz Kill? Local beer makers are in a lather over the rising price of hops

tunes reverse and are suddenly looking to make up for past losses. The immediate question for Vermont’s cadre of small- and medium-scale breweries is how they’re going to adjust to the change without pricing themselves out of a highly competitive beer market. The options come down to: a) change recipes; b) cut more esoteric or seasonal brews in favor of bigger sellers; c) cut other costs

BY MATT SCANLON

though they are looking at higher ingredient costs, it’s nothing like what a pub has to pay in the spot market. They could be seeing that nightmare 400 percent increase.� Even amid such market volatility, local beer makers exhibit an inspiring amount of solidarity. Under the circumstances, you might expect them to hoard ingredients and flex any possible muscle to win favor with hops and malt suppliers. But exactly the opposite is going on. “It’s very common for colleagues to beg and plead [with] others for supplies,� Parks continues. “For any brewer who has been

Recipe shifts will simply have to happen for the small guy, because at some point they will run out of hops.

FILE PHOTO: ANDY DUBACK

D

ollar drafts may be a thing of the past. That’s because hops and barley, the two agricultural cornerstones of beer production, have seen price hikes in the past few months that make crude oil look affordable: 100 to 400 percent for hops; 25 to 50 percent for barley, which is made into malt. In Vermont, which has the largest number of artisan brewers per capita in the country, this is sobering news. Brewpub customers will likely be seeing higher print prices — between 25 and 50 cents — within a few weeks. Larger bottlers will likely stay the course for a while, but a comparable rise in six-pack prices is expected within the next six months. Hops are a hot commodity. “Last year was a poor harvest to begin with,� says Bryan Bechard of North Country Malt Supply in Champlain, New York. “There were also fewer acres being planted, in part because of the gigantic increase in U.S. corn production. World consumption of beer — notably in Southeast Asia and third-world countries — has also shown double-digit increases,� Bechard continues. “More demand and less supply means price increases, but the extent of the increase has surprised me.� Bechard calls it a “perfect storm� in the small-scale beer market. An additional problem is the immense pressure that big-beer makers such as Coors and Miller have put on hops and barley farmers for the last 20 years. In a seemingly perpetual buyer’s market, farmers saw flat or falling prices, and many simply gave up on the business altogether. The few that remain are seeing their for-

small brewers are making money hand over fist; we’re all working on slim margins and always have been. I think we can sustain a price increase. The key is not to panic and radically change recipes or product lines,� he suggests. If people can no longer taste the difference between products, he says, “That’s real trouble.� Greg Noonan, owner of the Vermont Pub and Brewery in Burlington, sees hope in the possibility of weaning beer drinkers from extra-hoppy brews, such as American brown ale, to more lager-based ones. “It’s a change that was likely overdue anyway,� says Noonan. “And recipe shifts

GREG NOONAN, VERMONT PUB & BREWERY

to compensate; or d) raise prices. None of these choices is desirable. To Steve Parks, owner and head instructor of the American Brewers’ Guild in Salisbury and head brewer at Otter Creek Brewers in Middlebury, salvation lies in preserving the brand at all costs, even if it means more expensive beer. “Some price increases are going to be inevitable,� Parks admits. “None of the

will simply have to happen for the small guys, because at some point they will run out of hops.� The problem is more availability than cost, he says. “So, what do you do? You innovate.� Parks of Otter Creek sees a virtue in brewpubs adjusting both price and taste. As the smallest of the local beer manufacturers, they will be particularly vulnerable this year. “Your 25,000 to 30,000 barrel per year breweries — Otter Creek, Harpoon, Magic Hat, Long Trail — most if not all have already bought their contracts for the brewing year,� he says. “And even

in business only during the boom times of the last 20 years or so, this is the first serious threat they might have faced. So we all try to help as much as we can.� It’s going to be a challenging year for homebrew aficionados, too. Anne Whyte, owner of Vermont Homebrew Supply in Winooski, was hit particularly hard, and with virtually no notice. “It’s been shocking — as recently as October, we were able to call up our hop dealers, place an order, and were able to get them,� she says. “In a couple of weeks, >> 05B

/UR WAY OF BANKING WORKS FOR YOU 0LUS OUR PROlTS WORK TO END CHILDHOOD HUNGER 7E PROUDLY SUPPORT THE 6ERMONT #AMPAIGN TO %ND #HILDHOOD (UNGER

WWW NSBVT COM 5x3-NSB111407.indd 1

11/5/07 9:17:56 AM

04B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

Ribs • Chicken • Pulled Pork • Brisket • Catfish

Big Fatty’s

Pit BBQ

We We Love ’ll Ca Parti ter es Yo … urs !

“Put Some South In Your Mouth!” Monday & Tuesday when ordering food PBR, Bud Light, Rolling Rock - $1.50 No Sw w ser itc v hb ing ac k!

We Deliver! Servin’ Lunch & Dinner, M-Th 11-9:30, Fr-Sat 11-11, Sun 12-7

55 Main Street • Burlington • 864-5513 2x3-bigfattys112807.indd 1

11/26/07 9:34:42 AM

Let us help you find the perfect bottle of wine for the holidays.

133 SAINT PAUL STREET • 951 - 9463 O P E N M O N - S AT 1 0 A M - 7 P M • S U N N O O N - 6 P M 2x1-burlingtonwineshop112107.ind1 1

11/19/07 12:06:39 PM

The new owners of Avenue Bistro invite you to experience our

Menu without

“

Borders”

Get on out the Avenue to Ethan Allen Shopping Center for something a little different, plenty of parking, and a friendly staff awaits. Saturday and Sunday’s featuring live music to accompany your meal.

Avenue Bistro is located at 1127 North Ave., in the Ethan Allen Shopping Center

Call 652-9999 for reservations. Dinner: 7 Days a Week | Lunch: Tues -Sat

2x5-AvenueBistro112107.indd 1

11/16/07 5:29:29 PM

< food> SIDE DISHES » food news

STATEHOUSE SHAKE-UP LEGISLATORS GET LOCAL LUNCHES

Visitors to the Vermont StateHouse Cafeteria this week will notice a few changes. The kitchen has been refurbished; there are new carpets. Even the marble has been polished to a new luster. But the most substantive adjustment is to the food and the people who make it. Between November 2003 and November 2007, FitzVogt, a dining-service provider based in Walpole, N.H., managed the lunchroom. But when it came time to run for re-election, the company lost out to a Vermont-based biz, the Abbey Group, headquartered in the tiny Franklin County town of Sheldon. The AG employs about 250 staffers in schools and businesses throughout the state, and, according to VP of Operations Scott Choiniere, is responsible for feeding 25 percent of the state’s elementary and high school students. “We’ve been awarded the [StateHouse] contract for the next three years,” boasts Choiniere. “We had the better package, evidently.” One possible deciding factor: “We specialize in buying local, as close to Vermont as possible.” He also notes that the AG used to cook for Vermont legislators before the larger FitzVogt came to town. “We have an almost exclusively Vermont supply, but not totally,” Choiniere says, noting that diners will feast on local products “from A to Z.” These include the usual suspects, such as milk, bread, eggs and cheese, as well as condiments, candies, mints, pickles and pies. The cafeteria will have two homemade soups, a salad bar, a deli station and one to three “chef-created entrées” each day. The AG serves breakfast and lunch to politicians and plebes alike — the eatery is open to the public. But, Choiniere warns, “It’s really hectic when the legislature is in session.”

TAKING THE MARKET BY THE BALLS DAN’S INTRODUCES A LINE OF TRUFFLES

Vermont is overflowing with chocolatiers. From the ever-growing Lake Champlain Chocolates, LLC, to the Barry Callebaut factory in St. Albans to small producers like The Daily Chocolate in Vergennes and Laughing Moon Chocolates in Stowe, we’ve got more than our share of cacao capital. But there’s one purveyor, headquartered in Burlington, that you may not know about: Dan’s Chocolates. (Disclosure: I’m well acquainted with Dan’s Chocolates because I used to work there). This month, Dan’s is set to raise its profile with a line of individually wrapped truffle balls that will be available at Burlington’s Homeport, specialty food shops, mom ’n’ pop convenience stores and co-ops around the state and New England. Native Vermonter Dan Cunningham, the company’s CEO and “Chief Chokolada,” says he wants to give truffle-loving impulse buyers a local option. “Lindt is kind of the 800-pound gorilla in the truffle ball market,” he suggests. Cunningham notes that Lindt’s Lindor Balls aren’t all natural, as his are. Then there’s the green issue. Cunningham tries to maintain a zero-waste policy at the Rhode Island factory he shares with several other chocolate companies. “Essentially, every piece that comes in the door of the factory, we send out again as product,” he says. Cunningham started his biz by selling truffles on the Internet. In the fall of 2005 he introduced a new product, miniature chocolate bars, at area stores. The single-serving sweets come in eight funky flavors — caffeine-infused dark chocolate,

white chocolate with pretzels and a raisin-cranberry combo enrobed in milk chocolate, to name a few. The truffle balls will come in the same flavors, and you won’t find them at Costco or Wal-Mart. The truffle ball is “a product that’s really designed for local stores. It’s a niche product . . . There’s not a multimillion-dollar ad budget behind it; it’s spreading via word of mouth,” Cunningham says. The truffles tend to retail for about 40 cents, while the mini-bars go for just under a dollar. “We’re trying to create innovative products at price points that won’t break the budget,” Cunningham explains. How do the sweet treats taste? The peppermint and caramel flavors stand out. The “Peppy-r-mint” features a refreshing combo of candy cane and snappy dark chocolate, while the milky and smooth “Caramel River” soothes a savage sweet tooth.

CRUMBS LEFTOVER FOOD NEWS

Reading Santé Magazine, a national trade publication available gratis to food and restaurant professionals, you’d never know the glossy ’zine is headquartered in Bennington. The cutting-edge editorial content deals with what’s hip, not what’s close to home. But this month, local Manchester-based Ellen Ecker Ogden, author of The Vermont Cheese Book (2007), wrote the regular “cheese review” segment. The topic: Vermont bloomy-rind cheese. Ogden describes 11 soft ’n’ creamy examples from eight different producers: Blue Ledge Farm, Blythedale Farm, Champlain Valley Creamery, Doe’s Leap, Jasper Hill Farm, Lazy Lady Farm, Willow Hill Farm and Woodcock Farm. Vermont’s other new cheese book, Jeff Roberts’ Atlas of American Artisan Cheese (2007), is selling so well that Chelsea Green Publishing is already planning a second print run. Although Roberts isn’t sure how many copies CGP will print — the publisher did a modest 8000 on the first round — he says, “As a first-time author, they’re gonna stick their necks out only so far as to see what happens.” He’s certain of one thing: “They’re very pleased about it and so am I.” In a recent press release, Ozzy and Mariasha Giral of Burlington’s Blue Cat Café and Wine Bar announced they’re changing their culinary M.O. Moving away from the Italian-slanted menu with which they opened a year ago, they’re headed in a meatier direction: steak. The new menu should appear in two to four weeks. “Right now we’re in the process of experimenting with the actual cuts of steak we’re going to be using, as well as side dishes and sauces,” Mariasha relates. The plan is to go native . . . Vermont. “We would love to just have exclusively local ingredients on the menu,” Mariasha says. “Our vegetables will have to change with the seasons.” But, she confesses, “We’re running into a little bit of trouble with the meat. Looking in Vermont, it’s very difficult to find beef.” Extra-high-end cuts are especially tough to source. According to Mariasha, “Before we’re done, we plan to taste every kind of beef available.” Perhaps that’s what the two were doing when they were spotted at the newly opened Scuffer Steak & Ale House last week. Other steakhouse faves, such as oysters, shrimp cocktail and piles o’ potatoes, are also part of the concept. “The whole steak, wine and romance [theme] has really been inspired by our customers and their feedback,” says Mariasha. “But we’re still going to be heavily focused on wine. We’re not changing from a wine bar to a steakhouse.” During the 13 years Christian Stromberg, 36, spent working as an engineer, he itched to own a business, but he wasn’t sure what that business would be. “Ultimately, you go with what you know,” he asserts. What does Stromberg know? Booze. “My family came over from Lithuania, and they’ve always made liqueurs,” he explains. “I still know families that make their own. They mix it up and store it in a jug in the basement.” Now, Stromberg’s Sapling Liqueur, made from

For more food news, read Suzanne Podhaizer’s “Omnivore” blog, sponsored by New England Culinary Institute. » sevendaysvt.com 2x6-Sirloin101707.indd 1

10/16/07 10:35:51 AM

[CLICK ON 7D BLOGS]

=_\j 9[hj_Ó YWj[i0 For |Every $50 Gift28-december Certificate You 05, Buy,2007 Get $5| Free! SEVEN DAYS november food

05B

=?<J 97H: IF;9?7B

Got a food tip?

email food@sevendaysvt.com

Monday -$2.50 Vermont Drafts Tuesday - $1.50 Bud Light

buzz kill?

<eh ;l[ho +& =_\j 9WhZ =[j W '& 9WhZ <h[[

Wednesday - $2.00 Coronas Thursday - $3.00 Margaritas

<< 03B

Vermont maple syrup, is available in State Liquor Stores. A 750 milliliter bottle sells for $24.50. “I’ve been working on this about three years,” Stromberg says. He spent part of that time “experimenting with maple. I tweaked it and had people try it until I found a recipe that I liked.” He did a lot of pencil pushing, too: “There’s a ton of paperwork that goes along with getting federal permits.” While he was still navigating the maze, another Vermont-made maple liqueur, from Green Mountain Distillers, hit the market. “Back when I started, there was nothing,” Stromberg says. Leery of being scooped again, he doesn’t want to divulge his future plans: “I’m very hush-hush about that. My next product is going to be really tight to my chest, and when it’s out, it’s out,” he says. Still, Stromberg maintains he’s got the superior twist on maple-flavored intoxicants: After trying the competing liqueur, “I was able to say I’m happy with what I’ve got, and I’m running with it . . . I think my recipe’s better.” In a recent San Francisco Chronicle story, writer Carol Ness described a taste test of 10 frozen apple pies and declared most of them inferior to fresh-baked. “Just three out of the 10 pies tested emerged with honor,” she writes. One was a pastry from Vermont Mystic Pie Company, which tied for first place with Sara Lee Deep Dish. Ness explains that judges deemed Vermont Mystic’s crust “‘flaky’ and ‘good’ though a bit undercooked on the bottom. The apple filling was ‘not too sweet’ with ‘good apple and cinnamon flavor.’” Want that à la mode? You probably can’t find a Vermont pie in Turkey, but you can find Ben & Jerry’s ice cream — finally. According to a recent article in the Englishlanguage Turkish Daily News, “The brand whose name is uttered in American books and Hollywood movies enters the Turkish market with its taste, products and socially responsible projects.” The article offers tongue-in-cheek advice — one hopes — for spotting B&J’s employees. “If your eye catches someone walking down the street in a polar jacket with large black and white patterns, he is likely a Ben & Jerry’s employee. Because ice cream is made of milk, and milk comes from cows, many Ben & Jerry’s products, including clothes, are covered in black and white cow spots.” Another place to find those crazy “large black and white patterns” is the Ben & Jerry’s factory in Waterbury. It’s one of the 10 “hot spots” the popular Lonely Planet website recommends to Burlington-area tourists. Unfortunately the guide’s second suggestion isn’t so hot — a stop at the long-defunct Five Spice Café. Michael and Laura Kloeti of Michael’s on the Hill in Waterbury recently returned from a weeklong trip to Epcot Center. Family vacation? Nope, they were working at the Epcot International Food & Wine Festival. “It’s our fourth year,” says Laura. “Michael did cooking demonstrations and took part in the ‘Party for the Senses’ event that involved 25 international chefs preparing signature dishes.” As the chefs — including Todd English, Rick Tramonto, Roy Yamaguchi and Iron Chef Cat Cora — stirred and sautéed, attendees got to watch Cirque de Soleil perform gravity-defying stunts. The restaurant recently got some “cooler” accolades, too. A Men’s Fitness piece titled “Best in Snow” lists Michael’s on the Hill as one of a handful of “hot ski-town eateries.” Writer Kelly Carter gushes, “The wild king salmon and pasture-raised Angus beef tenderloin must be tried to be believed.” For powderhounds who don’t want to leave the mountain even for sustenance, there’s a new way to stock the slopeside cabin or condo. Grocerygogo.com, a Chittenden County-based grocery delivery service, now trundles the goods to Bolton, Stowe, Smuggs and Jay every Saturday, Sunday and Monday. For $60, GGG will deliver any of its 9000 available items right to your door. If they arrive before you do, says owner Patrick Kompf, they’ll even stock the shelves for you. — SUZANNE PODHAIZER

we discovered that, for all intents and purposes, the hop harvest of 2007 had been sold. There was actual rationing . . . followed quickly by a tripling in prices.” Acknowledging that her business is a “little fish in a big pond,” Whyte came to terms with the reality that she had neither the buying power nor the financial resources to negotiate aggressively, and so relied upon her customers to understand and adjust. So far the results are encouraging, but not without a price. “Thank goodness we’ve still got a good variety of supplies, but we have to forecast our hop needs until next October and buy them all now, which is a huge hit,” Whyte laments. “What alternatives do we have? Without hops, we are out of business.” What about local suppliers? Hops is a close relative of marijuana, which grows abundantly in Vermont. UVM’s Plant & Soil Science Department conducted an in-depth study of hops production nearly 20 years ago. It concluded that Vermont’s short growing seasons and early frosts make commercial growing difficult and results unpredictable. Oregon and Washington — with their long and relatively warm growing seasons — have produced most of the country’s hops since Prohibition. Whyte says some of her customers grow their own, but it’s a tricky proposition. Hops is a perennial, “and you have to plant it two to three years before you’ll get a decent harvest,” she explains. “They are vulnerable to aphids and mildew and Japanese Beetles, so it’s not something that you can just walk away from after planting.” Global warming could change all that. “Let’s face it: The climate has changed in the last 20 years,” Whyte offers. “It might be time for a new UVM study.” In the meantime, Whyte is counting on local customer loyalty. “This is a business like very few others,” she offers. “The brewers are concerned about us staying in business, and they are taking the longer and wider view that we have to get through this together. If I have to adjust the type or amount of hops in our ale recipes, homebrewers — being inherently innovative and adaptive — are the kind of people who will understand. So far we are doing all right.” How long will the hops and barley price hikes continue? Depends on who you ask, but local brewers may not see a hops price correction for two to five years. Crops planted next year need to be harvested, processed — this step alone can take a year — and delivered, so holding out for the 2009 hops crop is the only option for now. Adjustments in barley prices may come within a year. Noonan holds out hope for an impending corn glut. “People are already talking about a corn bust,” he says. “I think we’ve way overextended ourselves with corn, and farmers will recognize that they need to plant crops in demand. It all boils down to simple economics. But for the time being,” Noonan says, “we are going to have to hold on and stick together.” Bottoms up. >

<kd \eh j^[ M^eb[ <Wc_bo 9Wj[h_d] WlW_bWXb[ \eh Wbb eYYWi_edi BeYWbbo emd[Z WdZ ef[hWj[Z \eh j[d o[Whi

28 Walnut St.• Maple Tree Place (Next to Majestic Theatre) • Williston • 879-9492

2x4-mexicali111407.indd 1

11/13/07 11:07:38 AM

-

Hjsbse!Xjof!Ejoofs Uvftebz-!Efdfncfs!5-!3118!¦!7;41!Q/N

!bo!Bq sjujg!boe!b!Ubtuz!Ojccmf Pztufs!po!uif!Ibmg!Tifmm xjui!Jdf!Xjof!Njhopofuuf

-

Tbvwjhopo!Cmbod-!3117 Mfnpohsbtt!Qpbdife!Mpctufs!Dmbx xjui!b!Evnqmjoh!boe!Gsbhsbou!Cspui

Dibsepoobz-!3116 Ipvtfnbef!Cmbdl!Qfqqfs!Qbqqbsefmmf '!Tnplfe!Mpdbm!Nvtisppnt xjui!Cvuufsovu!Trvbti-!Qbsnftbo!boe!Xbmovu.Sptfnbsz!Csfbe! Dsvnct

Pme!Wjof![jogboefm-!3116 Wfsnpou!Mbnc!Dipqt xjui!Wfsnpou!Ifsc!boe!Tbmbe!Bsvhvmb-!EpftÖ!Mfbq!Hpbu!Difftf!boe! Mpdbm!Tpvs!Difssjft

Bsujtusz-!3114 Sjdi!Ipvtfnbef!Cmbdl!Njttjpo!Gjh!ÓOfxupoÔ xjui!Nbtdbsqpof!boe!Wbojmmb

Mbuf!Ibswftu![jogboefm-!3115 !!!!!Qmfbtf!Dbmm!913/769/222:!gps!Sftfswbujpot-!tqbdf!mjnjufe/ %96/11!qfs!qfstpo!qmvt!uby!boe!hsbuvjuz

Nblf!zpvs! sftfswbujpo upebz"

2x5-smoke112107.indd 1

11/18/07 2:59:16 PM

Book it! Think of us for all your special functions. Anniversary parties, holiday parties, rehearsal dinners and intimate weddings. Show your guests a great time in a beautiful setting at Starry Night Caf .

5371 RT.7, NORTH FERRISBURGH, 1/4 MILE SOUTH OF DAKIN FARM 877-6316 WWW.STARRYNIGHTCAFE.COM

2x6-starry102407.indd 1

10/23/07 12:05:13 PM

06B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

Thienal Orig

< food>

Parkway Diner

Here are 2 of our 6 Select Entrees —

$9.99 from 4PM to 6:30PM

Taste Test: The Scuffer Steak & Ale House

NOW OPEN

NOW OPEN Friday until 9 PM

Saturday until 8 PM

Hot Open Turkey

Famous Gyro Platter

Thinly Sliced Roast Turkey over Sliced Bread, Mashed Poatoes, Vegetables, Mushroom Bordelaise

Lamb & Beef, Served with Grilled Pita, French Fries or Rice, Tzatziki Sauce and Greek Salad

Open 7 days a week @ 6 AM 1696 Williston Road, So. Burlington, VT 05403 • Ph: 651-6881 • Fx: 651-6966

2x3-ParkwayDiner112807.indd 1

11/27/07 9:41:05 AM

Help us welcome our new sushi chef “Take” from the top restaurant in Japan!

Scopin’ out B-town’s new steakhouse 148 Church Street, Burlington, 864-9451 BY SUZANNE PODHAIZER

I

’m not much of a sports fan, so I rarely eat dinner in a room suffused with the green-blue glow from multiple TVs. Those who relish an athletic ambiance will feel right at home at the Scuffer Steak & Ale House on Church Street, formerly The Rusty Scuffer. For me, though, it was a novelty. While I tried to ignore flashes of really big guys tackling other really big guys, my husband, though not really into sports, either, couldn’t look away. “I’m a Cowboys fan from way back,” he enthused. Had he not been distracted by the game, we might have talked

Daily Sushi Special 1/piece M-Thu, 11:30-2 (dine-in only)

$

~ Tatami Room Available ~

SAKURA BANA

Fine Dining, Authentic Taste & Affordable Prices • 2 Church Street, Burlington • 863-1988

Now Hiring!

2x3-sakura103107.indd 1

10/26/07 2:43:23 PM

come in for our new

WINTER DINNER & WINE MENUS french & continental cuisine full bar free parking in garage on Main St.

Now Accepting Reservations for Holiday Parties

30 main street |11/8/06 burlington 2x5-singlepebble111506 2:42 PM

|Page 865-9700 1

Breakfast / Lunch M-F, Dinner T-Sat

le Pe g n bb Si l

11/23/07 10:06:18 AM

e

A

2x4-quatre112807.indd 1

Re

t stauran

TASTY LUNCH! GIFT CERTIFICATES AVAILABLE Lunch Mon-Fri 11:30am-1:45pm • Walk-ins Welcome Dinner Nightly From 5pm • Reservations Recommended

133 Bank Street • Burlington • 865-5200 www.asinglepebble.com

PHOTO: MATTHEW THORSEN

HOT SOUPS!

about the high-end steakhouse trend that is sweeping the country, and how, as is often the case, Vermont’s a little behind the gastronomic times. Pretty much every restaurant, from humble to haute, has a steak on the menu, but there aren’t many places that offer a choice of cuts or a significant seafood selection. The Scuffer now does. Vegetarians are not forgotten, though: Meat-free items are designated by cheerful little curlicues. Kids can choose from the usual chicken tenders, hot dog variations and Annie’s mac ’n’ cheese. In all my years in Burlington I’d never eaten at the ever-popular Scuffer, but in the week after its rebirth, I visited for lunch

and dinner. The interior, which has been completely redone, is still casual enough to accommodate toddlers and their parents as well as dinner-date couples and friends hanging out at the bar. But the Scuffer’s service is not yet up to the level of its American-comfort-food appeal. Sunday-night dinner kicked off with French onion soup and crab cakes. The soup was meaty and sweet, with just the right amount of broth-suspended bread and a nicely browned blend of Swiss cheese and Cabot cheddar melted on top. The crab cakes, which came with a mustard sauce and chunky mango salsa, were rather mushy. And the bold flavors of the sauces

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | food 07B

THE PET FAIRY DOG WALKING • POTTY BREAKS • POOP SCOOPING • PET SITTING

Got a food tip?

email food@sevendaysvt.com

thepetfairyvt.com • thepetfairy@gmail.com • 802.922.5828 Member and Insured by Pet Sitters Assoc. LLC. PHOTO: MATTHEW THORSEN

2x1-petfairy032107-2.indd 1

3/15/07 3:49:55 PM

HANGING WITH HOOTERS DURING THE HOLIDAYS!

WEDNESDAY: All you can eat wings 5pm-close – $9.99 • Seniors & military receive 15% discount on food everyday! • College kids receive 15% discount on food mon-thurs! • NFL direct tv ticket 30 cent wings game time for monday night foot ball!

Bring in ipt ANY rece ugh now thro d X-mas an receive 15% off hase food purc ) (no take-out

• 21 tvs including a HUGE projection tv making hooters THE best place in town to catch all the sports action!

The best place in town to watch sports! outweighed that of the crab. Next came the most decadent entrée on the menu: a 24-ounce bone-in ribeye with Bearnaise sauce, to which we added a lobster tail for $12.95. The steak was served on the rare side of medium-rare, with a dark-brown sear on the outside and a deep red interior — just how I like it. The lobster meat was plump and tender. We took turns cutting off pieces of meat and dunking them in the pale yellow sauce, which could have used more tarragon and salt but was nonetheless a pleasant accompaniment. Unlike at fancy urban steakhouses, where sides dishes must be ordered and paid for separately, the Scuffer offers a generous selection of add-ons with each entrée. Ordering one entitles you to a “house” or Caesar salad, extra-crisp steamed broccoli or a “seasonal” vegetable and one of a number of starch options: mashed potato, baked potato, French fries, Cole slaw or rice pilaf. The “loaded baked potato” — topped with strips of bacon, not bacon bits — carries a $1.50 surcharge. After only one entrée, we were too full for dessert. On Tuesday, I returned with two co-workers to get a taste of lunch. The food was good, but the service wasn’t. Ten minutes after we placed our order, our server asked if we wanted our soups and salad before the main meal. Yep — that’s kinda why we got ’em. I had asked if any of the dressings were homemade and, on the advice of the waitress, ordered “Italian” on my salad. It was clearly bottled. (I learned later that several other dressings are, in fact, homemade.) My friend asked if the $12.95 steak sandwich came with anything. The waitress said it didn’t, so my friend ordered a side of onion rings. Then the sandwich showed up with fries. At a newly opened restaurant, it is unreasonable to expect staffers to have all the details down. But they shouldn’t be afraid to ask someone who does know. There was yet another snafu. My other companion ordered a burger, medium, with sautéed mushrooms on top and chili

of South Burlington

OPEN 11am-Midnight Mon-Sat,SWISS Noon-10pm Sun Take-out & DESSERT FONDUE available! 1705 Williston Road, So. Burlington • 802.660.8658 STEAK FRITES Nearly World Famous Wings, Seafood, Sandwiches and Salads

SWEET & SAVORY CREPES

2x4-hooters112107.indd 1

11/20/07 11:27:36 AM

FIRST STEP DANCE

Every Thursday, Friday & Saturday TRADITIONAL SWISS FONDUE WITH 4 LOCAL TWISTS CHOCOLATE DESSERT FONDUE MAPLE CREAM DESSERT FONDUE SWEET & SAVORY CREPES

cheese fries on the side. It came with chili on the burger and stark-naked fries. Instead of offering to get another one or take it off the bill, our server said something like, “So, are you gonna eat it?” The replacement burger arrived sans ’shrooms. The waitress went back to get them. The chili cheese fries emerged after that. Despite the errors and the long wait, nothing was removed from the bill. How was the food? The surprisingly thick lobster bisque had a mild lobster taste. The steak sandwich, which also featured a meaty portabella mushroom cap, was savory and filling, but the hand-cut fries on the side were flaccid and cool. The chili cheese fries, when they finally came, were sizzlinghot and good. Ditto the onion rings. My stuffed-shrimp entrée featured some of the same mushy crabmeat I’d tasted a few nights before, but the butterflied shrimp underneath goldenbrown mounds of garlicky topping were perfectly moist. We liked the burger, too, which came on a better-than-average bun, toasted. Here’s my wish list for the Scuffer: consistently good service, more homemade salad dressings and a wider array of steak options. The restaurant serves meat that is graded “choice” by the USDA — the second-highest grade available — as do the Sirloin Saloon and the Outback Steakhouse. “Choice” meats are widely available in grocery stores, but the top-grade, well-marbled “prime” is rare.

WHAT’S ON TAP AT THE SCUFFER? Magic Hat #9 Magic Hat Circus Boy Orlio Organic Common Ale Orlio Organic Black Lager Switchback Ale Carlsberg Pilsner Guinness Draught Anchor Steam Christmas Ale ‘06 Unibrue Ephemere Stone Brewery IPA Hennepin Farmhouse Ale Berkshire Drayman’s Porter Sierra Nevada Pale Ale Labatt Blue Michelob Light

A few “dry-aged” options would be nice, too. Most meats sold today are wet-aged with chemicals and vacuum-sealing, but dry-aged meat has a deeper flavor and denser texture. My heart rate quickens at the thought of walking into a restaurant and ordering a dry-aged prime Porterhouse. One thing that works perfectly at the Scuffer: the beer list. Want something rich and dark to go with your steak? There’s Bavarian Ayinger Celebrator Dopplebock. Something light to accompany a piece of fish? Try the Hennepin Farmhouse Ale. With 15 brews on tap and 20 more in the bottle, there’s a hoppy option that’ll pair well with anything you order. >

Join us for live folk music as part of our Folk & Fondue Music Series

Dance in the New Year! MONDAY DECEMBER 31, 2007

Thursday 11/8: Hayward Williams music Friday 11/9:by The Hubcats DJ Bryan Bishop Saturday 11/10: Possum Haw

Two dance floors Doors open at 7pm Dancing until 12:30am $25/person before Dec. 15th $30/person after Dec. 15th

802-598-6757

(802) 540-0188 www.skinnypancake.com On the corner of Lake and College Street

1x4-SkinnyPancake110707.indd 1

www.FirstStepDance.com

11/2/07 2:54:10 1x4-firststep103107.indd PM 1

10/29/07 10:30:04 AM

In Thailand, stir fry is a simple and delicious dish, served on top of jasmine rice. Offering a complete well-balanced daily dose of protein, carbohydrate, vitamins & minerals. PardThai - The best Pad Thai around! Popular wok stir-fried traditional Thai rice noodle that combines all three flavors; sweet, sour and salty mixed with organic vegetables & free-range egg. Topped with fresh bean sprout, chinese chives & peanut. Pard Kii Mao (Drunken Noodle) - Wok stir-fried flat rice noodle with organic carrots, onions, tomatoes, basil leaf and other daily organic vegetables with a spicy blend of soy sauces.

Cashew Nuts (Pard Mamuoung Himaparn) - Carrots, fresh pineapple, onions, cashew nuts and daily picked vegetables that are stir-fried with chili paste in soy bean oil. Spicy Sichuan Eggplant (Pard Makhuer) - Japanese eggplant, basil leaf and daily pick of mixed vegetables in a black bean sauce. Mixed Vegetable (Pard Pak) Stir-fried daily pick of mixed vegetables in a house brown sauce. Ginger can be added to this dish (please ask).

- contains fish - contains peanuts - spicy We now offer wheat-free menu items

Happy Hour 5pm - 6pm HALF OFF APPETIZERS Wed 11/28 - Tues 12/4

169 (Lower) Church St. Burlington www.tantraorganic.com • Tues - Sun; 5 - 10 PM 651-9660 To reserve table or take out • 863-TOGO for delivery service

2x6-tantra112807.indd 1

11/23/07 11:23:11 AM

08B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

HAVE YOU CLAIMED YOUR SHARE OF THE

$10,000

GREAT GIFT GIVEAWAY? LISTEN TO THE POINT TODAY AND CLAIM YOUR SHARE!!!!!!

HERE’S HOW IT ALL WORKS

be. Then, when we play the song of the

THE GREAT GIFT GIVEAWAY IS UNDERWAY!

day, we’ll give the 7th caller at 1 877 FM

5 weeks of great gifts

Every weekday morning at about 5 minutes after 7am we’ll tell you about the gift of the day… and what the song of the day will

POINT (1 877 367-6468) that day’s gift.

for you and your family from our family of sponsors and all

LOOK FOR YOUR SONG OF THE DAY CALENDAR AT GREAT LOCAL MERCHANTS!

of us here at The Point.

LISTEN TO

at 7:05 to hear the Song of the Day

FP-wncs103107.indd 1

PROUD TO BE VERMONT’S INDEPENDENT RADIO NETWORK! (104.7 / 93.3 / 100.3 / 98.1) 10/26/07 3:05:12 PM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | music 09B

www.sevendaysvt.com/music

<music> PLUCK OFF ::

SAT

01

Man,

you kids sure do love your jam-grass. And your booze. So what could be better than a band that plays some of the finest bluegrass-y tunes around and is named after one of the tastiest beverages imaginable? This Saturday, the self-described “pioneers of high-altitude bluegrass

Hot Buttered Rum, descend from their mountain

music,�

home to rip through some of the best pluckin’ music this side of the Rockies. Reverend Payton’s Big Damn Band opens the show at the Higher Ground Ballroom.

<music>

Club listings & spotlights are written by Dan Bolles. Spotlights are at the discretion of the editor. Send listings by Friday at noon, including info phone number, to clubs@sevendaysvt.com. Find past album reviews, full venue descriptions and a local artists’ directory online at www.sevendaysvt.com/music.

V

V

Northern Lights

UNBEATABLE MARTINIS.

-AIN 3T "URLINGTON 64 30 Main St. Winooski 655-4563 Weekdays 4-2 am Sat & Sun 8am-2am

Thursday11/29 3/8 7-10pm NC. All Ages Thursday

DAVIE ROVICS @ 9pm

GRAVEL Benefit for the Worker’s Center

BURLINGTON’S ULTIMATE THAI.

(JAZZ)

Friday 3/9 Friday $5 // 21+ $3 OLD 11/30 SILVER 18+ BAND @ 9pm

DJ HECTOR Saturday 3/10

(LATIN DANCE PARTY) RED HOT JUBA @ 8:30pm Saturday 12/1

Sunday 3/11

21+ $5 // 18+ $8

BEAR CUB PRESENTS: SPIRITUAL REZ @ 9pm

MANEUVERS Monday 3/12 DRIVE THE HOUR REGGAE ROOTS NIGHT @ 7pm WE MEET UNDER TABLES THE STATIC AGE Tuesday 3/13

14 4 C HU RC H S T RE E T BURLINGTON (802)95 1 - 5 8 8 8 2x4-bangkok062707.indd 1

KELLY12/04 RAVIN @ 9pm Tuesday

PADDY REAGAN ACOUSTIC TUESDAYS Acoustic

6/22/07 10:34:34 AM 1x4-monkeyhouseWEEKLY.indd 1

2 / / 2

0HIRE ,!2'%34 3%,%#4)/. ,/7%34 02)#%3 !,7!93 ). 34/#+ We carry Silver Surfer, Volcano & other Assorted Vaporizers Acrylic, Metal, Wood, Ceramic Interchangers Incense - Beaded Curtains, Tapestries & Posters We carry Salvia Divinorium

-ONDAY 3ATURDAY 3UNDAY -UST BE TO PURCHASE TOBACCO PRODUCTS )$ REQUIRED

2x4-northern042507.indd 1 11/26/07 4:35:09 PM

) , , ! $ % , 0 ( 4/17/07 3:16:43 PM

10B

|

november 28-december 05, 2007

|

» sevendaysvt.com

sound bites

MORE THAN MEETS THE EAR

I have been lying awake nights for the last week and a half trying to come up with a clever headline for Nexus Artists’ upcoming showcase, The Beatdown, featuring U.K. breakbeat badasses, The Autøbøts. “More Than Meets The Ear.” Not bad. The London-based DJs/producers comprise one of the most sought-after duos in the electronic music world. Their unique breaks and funked-up bass lines have endeared them to legions of Red Bullswilling, glow-stick-spinning EDM fans from Hong Kong to Hoboken and every major dance club in between. Including — I’m not making this up — something called “Eargasm” in Britain. That’s just awesome. The pair’s label, Broke Recordings, is a cutting-edge producer of electronic music. Its releases have found their way into the record bags of such notable turntable titans as Fatboy Slim, Krafty Kuts, DJ Icey and Stanton Warriors. They also totally kicked The Decepticons’ asses. Or were those different Autobots? This Thursday, the globetrotting gurus take over Club Metronome — and maybe Cybertron? — with help from some of the area’s finest DJs. Slated to appear: DJ A-Dog spinning a special set entitled “Return of the Boom Bap,” Nexus co-founders Justin R.E.M. and Chris Pattison and a special audiovisual extravaganza from local A/V Club holdovers Glamotron. Sadly, Soundwave was originally on the bill but had to cancel, as the Transformer and his flying cassette tapes were double-booked for a “special” performance at Eargasm. And, yes, I made up that last part.

HITTIN’ THE SPOT There’s really nothing quite like a good open-mike night. Or is that a contradiction in terms? Zing! All kidding aside, open mikes are a valuable stepping-off point and proving ground for artists of all stripes. Nearly every night of the week in some cozy corner of the state, up-and-coming musicians can be found honing their sound in front of forgiving audiences and fellow artists before graduating to larger stages. For the most part, open mikes have long been the domain of singer-songwriters and poets, or new bands looking to develop a following. Unfortunately, hip-hop artists have had few outlets in which to test their skillz. Until now. One of the area’s hardest working MCs and a true champion of local hip-hop, GTD’s Burnt MD, has put together an open-mike night based on the concept of the “cypher.” It’s called “The Spot,” and the idea is basically this: If you rap and can keep a beat, you’re in. MCs, singers, DJs, instrumentalists and dancers are all encouraged to show up and bust a move/lyric/gut/cap/etc. I had the opportunity to check out the event’s first incarnation a few weeks back and had a blast — though I’ll not be rapping anytime soon, I assure you. Artists from across Vermont’s increasingly vast hip-hop landscape turned out in force. Members of GTD, Redline, The Aztext, VT Union and a host of others all took turns on the mike for

Got music news? Email Dan Bolles at dan@sevendaysvt.com. 7D.blogs.com/solidstate for more music news & views.

BY DAN BOLLES

a frenzy of free-wheelin’ free-style under Burnt MD’s guidance. If you haven’t checked out the talents of our local MCs and DJs, now’s your chance. Better yet, if you’re a bedroom DJ/MC looking for a way to break into the scene, show up at Nectar’s this Tuesday. Word.

FOLK YOU

show, and that they’ll be playing a few forgotten tunes from their first album. Super-sweet. Catch ’em this Saturday at The Monkey House with Long Island punkers We Meet Under Tables, local post-punk outfit Drive the Hour and Maneuvers.

MISTAKEN IDENTITY

Here’s a question for you, Burlington: Why haven’t you been going to The Skinny Pancake to see live music? It’s cozy. It has good acoustics. They’ve got great FOLK BY ASSOCIATION beer. And they’ve been booking some pretty cool bands to boot. What gives? If I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard someone complain that this town needs another venue I’d . . . um, have a lot of nickels. Like, a lot, dammit. I don’t mean to scold. I’m sure you’ve been super-busy lately. Or maybe you’ve just been waiting in the inexplicably long line that forms at What Ale’s You every weekend. Seriously, what’s up with that? In any event, if you haven’t been to the little crêpe café at the bottom of College Street, this Thursday might be a good time to check it out, as New Jersey’s acoustic folk sirens Folk By Association kick off a weekend of Vermont dates. The poppy duo has been drawing rave reviews up and down the East Coast as well as comparisons to fellow girl-folksters such as The Wailin’ Jennies. Crêpes, microbrews and cute girls with mandolins. What more could you possibly ask for?

HEY, LUCY! Perhaps you’ve already read the interview with Lucy Vincent bassist/band manager Jordan Lee Berger in this week’s issue. It’s a good one. But what you wouldn’t have known by reading it is that the band is looking for interns. Not the congressional type, of course. The good kind. College kids looking to bolster their resumes or get a start in the music biz can contact Berger at Jordan@lucyvincent.com.

Last week, I told you about the impending demise of Honky-Tonk Happy Hour with Mark Legrand at Montpelier’s Langdon St. Café. Just so you know, you’ve still got two weeks to catch it before the session is retired on Friday, December 7. I also informed you of the triumphant return of Brett Hughes and Honky-Tonk Sessions at Radio Bean. But I’m afraid something went horribly awry. Accompanying the blurb about the two honky nights was a fetching pic of Hughes, Gordon Stone and Marie Claire tearing it up at the Bean. The caption? Mark Legrand. Oops! To make up for it, here’s a nice picture of Mark. Sorry, guys. MARK LEGRAND

GIVING ME STATIC Haven’t heard from The Static Age in a while. But it seems they’re making a return to the Green Mountains — or at least Winooski. Sweet. Word on the street is that the band’s original drummer and current Bone Cobras skins man, Bobby Hackney, will join the band for the

sevendaysvt.com

Let us help you find the perfect bottle of wine for the holidays. 1 3 SWISS 3 S A&IDESSERT N T P AFONDUE UL STREET • 951 - 9463 O P E N M O STEAK N - S AFRITES T 10AM-7PM • SUN NOON-6PM SWEET & SAVORY CREPES Thursday 11/29:

Folk by Association

2x1-burlingtonwineshop112107.ind1 1

Friday 11/30:

North Star Ramblers

THE BEST SKIS

11/19/07 12:06:39 PM

You’ll Ever Own

Saturday 12/1:

The Winding Road

Hand crafted skis from Switzerland (802) 540-0188 www.skinnypancake.com On the corner of Lake and College Street

m

1x4-SkinnyPancake112807-m.indd 1

2x5-FirstNight112807.indd 1

11/26/07 2:16:33 PM

11/23/07 9:16:31 AM

The new Stockli Stormrider XXl: “A Perfectly balanced ski. It will make any turn shape at any speed.” – Dave Courrier, Equipment Editor at Ski Magazine

802-253-7455 4538 MOUNTAIN ROAD, STOWE, VERMONT TODAYSEDGE.NET

2x5-todaysedge091207.indd 1

9/5/07 3:23:10 PM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | music 11B

<clubdates> AA = ALL AGES NC = NO COVER

WED.28 :: burlington area

ENSEMBLE V (jazz), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC, followed by IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. NOT SO DEAD POET’S SOCIETY, Parima Acoustic Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN POETRY NIGHT WITH MACKLIN FINLEY, Dobrå Tea, 7 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL & CLYDE STATS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. RICK DAVIES & JAZZISIMO (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJ CRE8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m. NC. HIGH LONESOME DUO, DARCIE RICHARDSON (country), 1/2 Lounge, 8 p.m. NC. BRONZE RADIO RETURN (rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. ROCKSTAR WEDNESDAY (rock), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. OPEN MIKE, Manhattan Pizza, 10 p.m. NC. AA. SUPERSTAR KARAOKE, Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC. BOREALIS BLUES (blues), Avenue Bistro, 7:30 p.m. NC. ALEJANDRO ESCOVEDO STRING QUINTET, JEFFREY FOCCAULT (Americana), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8:30 p.m. $17/20. AA. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. CELTIC PARTY WITH LONGFORD ROW, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley OPEN BLUEGRASS JAM, On the Rise Bakery, 7:30 p.m. NC. AARON FLINN (singer-songwriter), Good Times CafĂŠ, 8 p.m. $10. TRIVIA NIGHT, Two Brothers Tavern, 8:30 p.m. NC.

:: central ADAM SULLIVAN (singer-songwriter), Langdon St. CafĂŠ, 8 p.m. Donations, followed by ERIC SOMMER (singersongwriter), 9 p.m. Donations. ROB WILLIAMS (folk), Purple Moon Pub, 5 p.m. NC.

OPEN MIKE, Middle Earth Music Hall, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern CONVOY (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. FRED BRAUER (solo guitar), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

THU.29 :: burlington area

ADAM SULLIVAN (singer-songwriter), Radio Bean, 5 p.m. NC. JAZZ JAM, Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC; SHANE HARDIMAN GROUP (jazz), 8 p.m. NC; ANTONY SANTOR TRIO (jazz), 11 p.m. NC. FRIENDS OF JOE WITH JOE MOORE & LARRY MCCROREY (blues, jazz), Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & GEOFF KIM (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. KAILA (rock), RĂ­ RĂĄ Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. MIKE GRUTKA PROJECT (acoustic rock, funk), Charlie O's, 8:30 p.m. NC. A-DOG PRESENTS (electronic dance), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. CRIBWELL & GOODSPEED (eclectic DJs), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. TOP HAT TRIVIA, Nectar’s, 7:30 p.m. NC, followed by SOUTH MOUNTAIN PASS, TRADITIONAL MEDICINALS (bluegrass), 9 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. NEXUS ARTISTS PRESENTS THE AUTĂ˜BĂ˜TS, DJ A-DOG, JUSTIN R.E.M., CHRIS PATTISON, GLAMORAMA (electronica), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $8/12. 18+. WILDOUT! WITH DJ SKEE (hip-hop, reggae), Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop, r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. DJ BIG DOG & MATLOCK MUSIC (reggae), Plan B, 8 p.m. NC. DJ FATTIE B (down-tempo, soul), The Green Room, 9 p.m. NC. FOLK BY ASSOCIATION (folk), The Skinny Pancake, 9:30 p.m. NC. NICK CASSARINO (jazz), Harbor Lounge, 7:30 p.m. NC.

PETE FRANCIS, BAREFOOT TRUTH, JER COONS, ZAC CLARK (jam-pop, singer-songwriters), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8 p.m. $12. AA. GRAVEL (jazz), The Monkey House, 7 p.m. $3. BLUES NIGHT WITH P.B. JUNIOR & THE BLUES BUSTERS, Backstage Pub, 7 p.m. NC. WCLX BLUES NIGHT WITH KIP MEAKER TRIO, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 6 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley LIVE MUSIC, On the Rise Bakery, 7:30 p.m. NC. HONEYWELL (rock), Two Brothers Tavern, 10 p.m. NC.

:: central VAGABOND VAN (blues), Charlie O’s, 9 p.m. NC. ASH REITER (singer-songwriter), Langdon St. CafÊ, 8 p.m. Donations, followed by BEATBEAT WHISPER (indie), 9 p.m. Donations. DAVID MURPHEY (American roots), All Fired Up, 6 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC, Cider House BBQ & Pub, 7 p.m. NC. THOMAS JEFFERSON BENEFIT, Middle Earth Music Hall, 8:30 p.m. Donations.

:: northern JAPHY RYDER (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. NEW GROOVE ORCHESTRA (funk), Olive Ridley’s, 9 p.m. NC. LION’S PRIDE DJ’S REGGAE NIGHT, Piecasso, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE NIGHT WITH SASSY ENTERTAINMENT, Tabu CafÊ & Nightclub, 5 p.m. NC. BEN ROY & HIS TOWN-WIDE YARD SALE (folk), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

98CCIFFD › CFLE><

()(+ N@CC@JKFE I;# JF% 9LIC@E>KFE › @E=F /')$-,)$'... › 8CC 8><J lec\jj efk\[ N<;# ((&)/ (. 8;M )' ;FJ s ;FFIJ .# J?FN .1*'GD J<8K<; J?FN

BMFKBOESP!FTDPWFEP! DBSCPO!MFBG TUSJOH!RVJOUFU KFGGSFZ!GPVDBVMU MPT!MPCPT QFUF!GSBODJT !)PG!EJTQBUDI* EFTPM CBSFGPPU!USVUI-!KFS!DPPOT-![BD!DMBSL N<;# ()&() )* 8;M ), ;FJ s ;FFIJ .# J?FN .1*'GD ('+%. K?< GF@EK N<C:FD<J

K?L# ((&)0 () 8;M () ;FJ s ;FFIJ .1*'# J?FN /GD

=I@# ((&*' (, 8;M (, ;FJ s ;FFIJ /# J?FN /1*'GD

FRI.30 >> 12B

KL<# ()&(( (- 8;M (/ ;FJ s ;FFIJ .# J?FN .1*'GD ('+%. K?< GF@EK N<C:FD<J

J8K# ()&(, / 8;M (' ;FJ s ;FFIJ .# J?FN .1*'GD ('+%. K?< GF@EK N<C:FD<J

JLE# ()&(- / 8;M (' ;FJ s ;FFIJ /# J?FN /1*'GD J<8K<; J?FN :FID K?< :F8:? N<C:FD<

UIF!OFX!EFBM IJHIFS!HSPVOE! UIF!QBTTBHF!QSPKFDU DPNFEZ!CBUUMF!$5 FMWJT!QFSLJOT! IPTUFE!CZ!MFF!TFFMJH JO!EFBSMBOE DIJNBJSB CPO!JWFS =I@# ((&*' / 8;M (' ;FJ s ;FFIJ .# J?FN .1*'GD

KL<# ()&(/ (, 8;M (. ;FJ s ;FFIJ .# J?FN .1*'GD

Lincoln Inn

1VC (SJMM

W E D N E S D AY 11 / 2 8 Celtic Party w/

THURSDAY Blues Night 7-11

7pm-10pm

Come listen to the best blues bands in Chittenden County, 25¢ wings & $1.75 Draft Beer

T H U R S D AY 11 / 2 9

FRIDAY

Longford Row

WCLX Blues Kip Meaker Trio 7pm-10pm

F R I D AY 11 / 3 0

The Hitmen 9pm - close

S AT U R D AY 12 / 1 Lambsbread 9pm - close

S U N D AY 12 / 2

Pine St. Jazz w/ Allison Mann 6pm-9pm

5:01 Party - free pizza & taco bar

KARAOKE 9:30 - 1:30 SATURDAY Classic Rock Bands @ 9:30 Dance the night away with music from the 60’s, 70’s, 80’s & 90’s

SUNDAY NFL Football Package 12 tvs, 25¢ wings, $1.75 draft beer, KARAOKE 9:30

MONDAY

NFL Sunday Ticket 7 flat screen TVs

$10.95 Prime Rib Dinner

M O N D AY 12 / 3

$6.95 Sirloin Steak Dinner

7pm-10pm

$4.50 ALL LARGE WELL DRINKS

Billy Caldwell & the Aimless Drifters

T U E S D AY 12 / 4

Bluegrass Night w/ Bob Degree & the Bluegrass Storm 7pm-10pm

Five Corners Essex Junction 878-3309 www.lincolninn.net 1x6-lincolninnSTANDARD.indd 1

J8K# ()&( (' 8;M () ;FJ s ;FFIJ /# J?FN /1*'GD

IPU!CVUUFSFE!SVN

BACKSTAGE PUB & RESTAURANT

TUESDAY

jobs. cars. gear. music. pets. stuff. BROWSE & POST ADS 24/7 AT:

WEDNESDAY

HAVING A PARTY?

N<;# ()&, )' 8;M )) ;FJ s ;FFIJ .# J?FN .1*'GD J<8K<; J?FN ('+%. K?< GF@EK N<C:FD<J

NJDIFMMF! TIPDLFE

K?L# ()&- )' 8;M )) ;FJ s ;FFIJ /# J?FN /1*'GD

TMJDL!SJDL

OFJHICPSIPPE-!GBUUJF!CĂ–T! Ă•CFBU.CJUFSTĂ–-!EK!B.EPH =I@# ()&. (, 8;M )' ;FJ s ;FFIJ .# J?FN .1*'GD 00%0 K?< 9LQQ N<C:FD<J

CBEGJTI;!

B!USJCVUF!UP!TVCMJNF

TDPUUZ!EPOĂ–U-!CBZMPDL! TJEFDBS!SBEJP =I@# ()&. , 8;M (' ;FJ s ;FFIJ .1*'# J?FN /GD

GJSTU!GSJEBZ

NJFLB!QBVMFZ!)9.21QN* EK!QSFDJPVT!'!EK!MMV!)21QN.*

IBEFTUPXO

8sevendaysvt.com

www.myspace.com/backstagepub 60 PEARL STREET, ESSEX JCT. PEARL STREET STATION Located behind Radio Shack

11/21/07 1:38:13 PM 1x6-backstage112807.indd 1

JLE# ()&) *' 8;M *) ;FJ s ;FFIJ .1*'# J?FN /GD

DBSCPOQSPKFDU/PSH!CFOFGJU LFMMJ!PĂ–IBSB-!HSFH!OBVHIUPO! SJDI!QSJDF-!'!CSJBO!DIBSUSBOE! UIF!EJTTJQBUFE!FJHIU!

J8K# ()&/ )' 8;M )* ;FJ s ;FFIJ .# J?FN .1*'GD JLE# ()&0 )' 8;M )* ;FJ s ;FFIJ .# J?FN .1*'GD J<8K<; J?FN ('+%. K?< GF@EK MGI N<C:FD<

NO ROOM RENT & REASONABLE FOOD PRICES AT THE BACKSTAGE

FREE WiFi 878-5494

UIF!SFWFSFOE!QFZUPOĂ–T! CJH!EBNO!CBOE

11/23/07 12:19:09 PM 1x6(bw)-7dspot-generic.indd 1

LBUBLMZTN-!UFSSPS-!UIF!FOE K?L# ()&). (- 8;M (/ ;FJ s ;FFIJ .# J?FN .1*'GD

TIBEPXT! GBMM

UIF!BDBDJB!TUSBJO-!TLFMFUPOXJUDI K?L# ()&). () 8;M (+ ;FJ s ;FFIJ -1*'# J?FN .GD

UIF!QBVM!HSFFO

!TDIPPM!PG! SPDL!!BMMTUBST CVEEZ!EVCBZ!BOE!UIF!NJOPS!LFZ =I@# ()&)/ *' 8;M *, ;FJ s ;FFIJ .# J?FN .1*'GD J8K# ()&)0 *' 8;M *, ;FJ s ;FFIJ .# J?FN .1*'GD DFE# ()&*( +, 8;M ,' ;FJ s ;FFIJ .# J?FN .1*'GD ('+%. K?< GF@EK MGI N<C:FD<

HSBDF! QPUUFS!'!UIF! OPDUVSOBMT JLE# ()&*' (* 8;M (, ;FJ s ;FFIJ .# J?FN .1*'GD s (/" J<8K<; :FD<;P J?FN

KFXNPOHPVT =I@# (&+ , 8;M (' ;FJ s ;FFIJ .1*'# J?FN /GD

GJSTU!GSJEBZ

LBSFO!HSFOJFS!)9.21QN* EK!QSFDJPVT!'!EK!MMV!)21QN.* J8K# (&() () 8;M (+ ;FJ s ;FFIJ /# J?FN /1*'GD J<8K<; :FD<;P J?FN

WU!DPNFEZ!EJWBT

KPTJF!MFBWJUU-!NBSUIB! UPSNFZ-!TBMMZ!TUFWFOT! BOE!NBSZ!BOO!HBUPT JLE# (&(* *, 8;M *, ;FJ s ;FFIJ /# J?FN 0GD FE J8C< K?@J =I@;8P 8K ((8D

SPC![PNCJF

)B!GPML!PQFSB* DFE# (&(+ (' 8;M () ;FJ s ;FFIJ -# J?FN -1*'GD XSJUUFO!CZ!BOBJT!NJUDIFMM PSDIFTUSBUFE!CZ!NJDIBFM!DIPSOFZ !'!EJSFDUFE!CZ!CFO!U/!NBUDITUJDL NBZEBZ!QBSBEF-!KVTU!TVSSFOEFS

BMM!UJNF!MPX

K@:B<KJ 8M8@C89C< 8K NNN%?@>?<I>IFLE;DLJ@:%:FD ?> 9FO F==@:< D$= ((Xd$-gd # GLI< GFG fi ZXcc ///%,()%J?FN

NNN%?@>?<I>IFLE;DLJ@:%:FD

10/31/06 3:29:41 PM 2xFP-HG112807.indd 1

11/27/07 9:27:16 AM

12B

|

november 28-december 05, 2007

|

Âť sevendaysvt.com

<clubdates> AA = ALL AGES NC = NO COVER

THU.29 << 11B

FRI.30

FRI

30

:: burlington area

PHOTO: MATTHEW THORSEN

SEASON’S BEATINGS :: Well, it’s official. ’Tis the season to be jolly and all that shit. Thanksgiving has come and gone, and four weeks of awkward company parties, dysfunctional family gatherings and unbridled consumerism are upon us. Jesus must be pissed. You would be, too, if a fictional fat man in a red suit had corrupted your birthday. To make amends, we’d like to invite The King of Kings to

The Wards X-Mas Party. Burlington’s

punkiest brewsters wreck the halls with holiday jeers and ice-cold beers at Club Metronome this Friday, with local rockers Workingman’s Army, Crazyhearse, Hostiles and Orange Juice. Joy to the world! 2x3-advance112807 11/26/07 11:26 AM Page 1

1x6-vt3-112807.pdf

11/27/07

Fender Electric Guitar Package Includes: Fender guitar, gig bag, amplifier and accesories.

Save the date!

$199

Jan. 26, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center

while supplies last

Gift Cards Available

:: champlain valley THE SLIPPER KINGS (rock), On the Rise Bakery, 7:30 p.m. NC. CITY LIMITS DANCE PARTY WITH TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central LIVE MUSIC, Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. HONKY-TONK HAPPY HOUR WITH MARK LEGRAND, Langdon St. CafÊ, 6 p.m. Donations; FOLK BY ASSOCIATION (folk), 8 p.m. Donations; TRADITIONAL MEDICINALS (bluegrass, folk), 9:30 p.m. Donations. CLAYTON SABINE BAND (Americana, rock), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. BLUE LIGHT JAZZ WITH GIOVANNI ROVETTO, NICK CASSARINO, ANDY SUITS, Positive Pie 2, 9 p.m. Donations. PAUL ASBELL & CLYDE STATS (jazz), La Brioche, 7 p.m. NC. THE COMPLAINTS (rock), Gusto’s, 9 p.m. NC. TARYN NOELLE (jazz), Cider House BBQ & Pub, 7 p.m. NC. THE AMITY FRONT (Americana), Middle Earth Music Hall, 8:30 p.m. $18.

:: northern LIVE MUSIC (rock), JD’s Pub, 9:30 p.m. $3.

mmmmm

The Ultimate Gift for Beginners from

WILL KIRK'S SOUL CELEBRATION, Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC; YES & NO STORIES (rock), 9 p.m. NC; FOREST MULERATH & THE JUDITH TREES (indie), 10 p.m. NC; ABBY'S AGENDA (lounge), 11 p.m. NC; NOSE BLEED ISLAND & HELLO SHARK (post-pop), midnight, NC. JAPHY RYDER (rock), Parima Main Stage, 10 p.m. NC. AARON FLINN (singer-songwriter), Parima Acoustic Lounge, 8 p.m. NC. SUPERSOUNDS DJ (top 40), Rí Rå Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. COLIN CLARY & A MAGOG (indie), Red Square, 5 p.m. NC; THE CHROME COWBOYS (vintage country), 10 p.m. $3; FIZZY LIFTING WITH TRICKY PAT (hip-hop), midnight, $3. BLUE GARDENIAS (jazz), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC, followed by DJ PRECIOUS (electronica), 10 p.m. NC. ALESSA (hardcore), 242 Main, 7 p.m. $7. AA. ROSS MAFIA (rock), Charlie O's, 10 p.m. NC. SETH YACOVONE (solo acoustic blues), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by SAM KININGER, FRAGILE ZOE (rock), 9 p.m. $5. THE WARDS X-MAS PARTY WITH WORKINGMAN’S ARMY, CRAZYHEARSE, HOSTILES, ORANGE JUICE (punk, rock), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5. 18+. TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. VOODOO WITH DJ ROBBIE J. (hiphop, reggae, Latin), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DJ FATTIE B & DJ ZJ (hip-hop), Plan B, 9 p.m. NC. DJK (funk, soul, groove), The Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. NORTH STAR AMBLERS (bluegrass, folk), The Skinny Pancake, 9:30 p.m. NC. THE NEW DEAL, THE PASSAGE PROJECT (jam), Higher Ground Ballroom, 11:37:48 AM $15. AA. 8:30 p.m.

ELVIS PERKINS IN DEARLAND, BON IVER (folk-rock), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 7:30 p.m. $8/10. AA. LATIN DANCE PARTY WITH DJ HECTOR, The Monkey House, 9 p.m. $5. 18+. THE JOHN TOWER PROJECT (blues), Blue Star CafÊ, 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. THE HITMEN (rock), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. ROADHOUSE CHARLIE & RUBY (country), Murray’s Tavern, 5 p.m. NC. FRACTURED (rock), Franny O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH MR. DJ, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 8:30 p.m. NC. AA.

# ! ' G W H # ./,( #(.) )/ & /

It’s all about the music

Burlington’s local choice since 1982. Advance Music • 75 Maple Street • Burlington • 863-8652 • www.advancemusicvt.com

Fair Trade Gifts for Everyone! a winter wear, DeanÕs Beans coff Wool hoodies, alpacBread & Puppet calendars, peace baenen, emrsulitcultural books

BH9F CIF KCF@8 :5ACIG F5::@9 HC85M

Details: p.29b GSJFOE PG

<IF7< -HF99H Q . (%

0QFO 4FWFO %BZT Â… Â… $IVSDI 4USFFU #VSMJOHUPO

2x3-pjc112107-2.indd 1

IF@=B;HCBWG CF=;=B5@ ;@5GG G<CD GH

IH<CF=N98 895@9F 'IGH 69 M95FG C@8 HC 6IM HC6577C DFC8I7HG DCG=H=J9 # F9EI=F98

11/16/07 4:44:42 PM

2x5-fulltank112807.indd 1

11/26/07 3:32:00 PM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | music 13B

venues 411 SLOW NATIVES (rock, reggae), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. ROSS MAFIA (rock), Olive Ridley’s, 10 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC, The Matterhorn, 7 p.m. NC. BATIKA (folk), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

SAT.01

:: burlington area

Adrianas Up, 25 Church St., Burlington, 658-1323. Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111. All Fired Up, 9 Depot Sq., Barre, 479-9303. The Alley Coffee House, 15 Haydenberry Dr., Milton, 893-1571. American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400. Bad Girls CafÊ, Main St., Johnson, 635-7025. Banana Winds CafÊ & Pub 1 Towne Marketplace, Essex Jct., 879-0752. Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188. Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Drive, Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000. Battery Park, Burlington, 865-7166. Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. The Bearded Frog, 5247 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-9877. Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. Big Fatty’s BBQ, 55 Main St., Burlington, 864-5513. Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, 388-0361. Big Picture Theater & CafÊ, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. Blue Star CafÊ, 28 Main St., Winooski, 654-8700. The Bobcat CafÊ, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444. Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 97 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-6283. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Breakwater CafÊ, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292. Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Carol’s Hungry Mind CafÊ, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury, 388-0101. Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576. Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. Cider House BBQ & Pub, 1675 Rt. 2, Waterbury, 244-8400. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Coffee Hound, 97 Blakey Rd., Colchester, 651-8963. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344. Dobrå Tea, 80 Church Street St., Burlington, 951-2424. Drink, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463. Euro Gourmet Market & CafÊ, 61 Main St., Burlington, 859-3467. Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295. Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. Global Markets CafÊ, 325 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 863-3210. Good Times CafÊ, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239. Green Door Studio, 18 Howard St., Burlington, 316-1124. Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669. Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. Halvorson’s Upstreet CafÊ, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Harbor Lounge, 25 Cherry St., Burlington, 864-4700. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. Harper’s Restaurant, 1068 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 863-6363. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777. The Hub, Airport Drive, Bristol, 453-3678. Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432. Iron Lantern, Route 4A, Castleton, 468-5474. JD’s Pub, 2879 Rt. 105, East Berkshire, 933-8924. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-566-8433. La Brioche Bakery, 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443. Lakeview Inn & Restaurant, 295 Breezy Ave., Greensboro, 533-2291. Langdon St. CafÊ, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. 1x6-redsquare112807.qxd 11/27/07 9:27 AM Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567.

GINGER JACK (singer-songwriter), Blue Star CafÊ, 8 p.m. NC. STURCRAZIE (rock), Backstage Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. LAMBSBREAD (reggae), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE WITH MIKE PELKEY, Banana Winds CafÊ & Pub, 8 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

THE MISFIT MATINEE WITH SASHA & HER SHUCKIN' FITS (garage-rock), 5 :: champlain valley p.m. NC; BEN WILLMOTT (singerDANCE PARTY WITH DJ EARL, City songwriter), 7 p.m. NC; THE MISSISLimits, 9 p.m. NC. SIPPI MUDS (blues), 9 p.m. NC; OAK & CO. (experimental), 10 p.m. NC. :: central THE COMPLAINTS (rock), RĂ­ RĂĄ Irish LIVE MUSIC, Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. Pub, 10 p.m. NC. WOODCHUCK HOLLOW (folk), Langdon LEAH RANDAZZO GROUP (jazz, funk), St. CafĂŠ. 8 p.m. Donations, followed Red Square, 9 p.m. $3, followed by by THE AMITY FRONT (Americana), DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), midnight, $3. 9:30 p.m. Donations. STEREOPHONIC (jazzy down-tempo), THE BAD MONKEYS (rock), Black Door 1/2 Lounge 10 p.m. NC. Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. CROWFEATHER (singer-songwriter), REVOLVER (rock), Gusto’s, 9 p.m. NC. Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by JOE & KAT (acoustic), Cider House BBQ SPIRITUAL REZ, LUCY VINCENT & Pub, 7 p.m. NC. (jam, rock), 9 p.m. $5. LARRY DOUGHER (blues), Waterbury RETRONOME (dance party), Club Wings, 9 p.m. NC. Metronome, 10 p.m. $5. GOPHER BROKE (folk), Middle Earth MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. Music Hall, 8:30 p.m. $10. DÉJĂ€ VU LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJ ROBBIE J (hip-hop, reggae), Second :: northern Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+. HERKEL (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. DJ C-LOW (hip-hop), Ruben James, 10 LIVE MUSIC, Olive Ridley’s, 10 p.m. NC. p.m. NC. ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY WITH DJ DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK TOXIC (hip-hop, top 40, house, regKARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. gae), Tabu CafĂŠ & Nightclub, 5 p.m. “PULSEâ€? WITH LIVE DJ (electronica), – 4 a.m. NC. 18+. Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. THE PULSE OF BOSTON (funk), Rusty DJ ANUBUS & J2 (hip-hop, reggae), Nail, 9 p.m. NC. Plan B, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE CHAMPIONSHIP WITH CRAB THOUSAND (rock, CD release), JOHN WILSON & DANGER DAVE, Charlie O's, 10 p.m. NC. Piecasso, 9:30 p.m. NC. JAMIE KRAMER (bluegrass), The KRISTINA MICHELSON & RANDY Skinny Pancake, 10 p.m. NC. BULPIN (folk), The Music Box, 8 JENNI JOHNSON & FRIENDS (jazz), p.m. $8. Avenue Bistro, 8 p.m. NC. FOLK BY ASSOCIATION (folk), Bee’s HOT BUTTERED RUM, THE REVKnees, 7:30 p.m. NC. EREND PAYTON’S BIG DAMN BAND (newgrass), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8:30 p.m. $10/12. AA. BEAR CUB PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS MANEUVERS, DRIVE THE HOUR, WE MEET UNDER TABLES, THE STATIC AGE (rock, indie, punk), The 1x6-vtpub103107:Layout 1 11/12/07 3:42 PM Page 1 Monkey House, 9 p.m. $5/8. 18+.

SUN.02 >> 16B

ďż˝

Wed� �����/�PM

HIGH LONESOME DUO

FEATURING ERO LIPPOLD AND CAROL JONES WITH OPENER DARCIE RICHARDSON Thu� �����/��PM

CRIBWELL & GOODSPEED Fri� ����� �PM BLUE GARDENIAS

(Taryn Noelle� Juiliet McVicker & Amber de Laurentis) � �PM DJ PRECIOUS

Forbidden Fruit Ethan Alien Logger Burly Irish Ale Silk Ale Dogbite Bitter Bombay Grab IPA Mick’s Smoked Stout Rocktoberfest Beetlejuice 2 Cask Conditioned Gold Medal - Burly Irish Ale Silver Medal - Forbidden Fruit Bronze Medal -

Mick's Smoked Stout

Sat� �����/��PM

STEREOPHONIC (jazzy downtempo) Sun� �����/��PM

HEAL�IN SESSIONS

W� BRIANDEYE (roots/dub) Tue� �����/��pm

BEAUTIFUL (Nastee w/ Soul) Wed� �����/��pm

ADOG (spins whatever he wants) Thu� �����/��pm

JAHRED (the soul of Latin)

seven days

1x5-onehalfweekly.indd 1

TOLOOKALOTLIKEWINTERWARMERSEASONCOMEONDOWNANDHAVEONEITSBEGINNINGTOLOOKALOTLIKEWINTERWARMERSEASONCOMEONDOWNANDHAVEONEITSBEG

Church Street ��� � ���

11/27/07 10:16:42 AM

REAL WARM WED 11/28

RICK DAVIES & JAZZIZMO

8PM

DJ CRE8 12-2

A-DOG PRESENTS COLIN CLARY & THE MAGOGS CHROME COWBOYS DJ NASTEE 12-2

THU 11/29

8PM

LEAH RANDAZZO MOFUNK ORCHESTRA MYRA FLYNN & SPARK BASHMENT

SAT 12/1

DJ A-DOG 12-2

YANKEE TATTOO ?FC@;8P >@=K :<IK@=@:8K< J8C<

Jg\e[ (), fe X ^`]k Z\ik`Ô ZXk\ Xe[ pflËcc i\Z\`m\ fe\ nfik_ (,'

8cjf >\k X KXkkff fi X >`]k :\ik`Ô ZXk\ =ifd Lj k_`j ?fc`[Xp J\Xjfe Xe[ <ek\i kf N`e X >`]k :\ik`Ô ZXk\ Nfik_ Lg kf (,' /')$/-)$**)/ › (0/ G\Xic Jki\\k › 9lic`e^kfe › Fg\e . ;Xpj X N\\b

At Good Stuff

2x2-yankeetattoo112807.indd 1

5:30PM

FRI 11/30

Page 1

11/26/07 11:49:13 AM

everyone’s nice... and a little naughty!!

9PM

9PM

SUN 12/2

9PM

MON 12/3

9PM

TUE 12/4

9PM

REGGAE WITH SUPER K. AND DEMUS 136 CHURCH STREET • BURLINGTON 859-8909 • REDSQUAREVT.COM

• Adult Novelties • Retirement • Over-the-Hill Gifts • Gag Gifts • Lingerie • Tobacco Products • Incense • Body Jewelry • Naughty Cards • Bachelor/ Bachelorette Party Gifts

It’s good to be bad.

Our Super Store 192 Federal Street St. Albans - 524-6607

NOW OPEN!

3595 Waterbury/Stowe Rd. Waterbury Center - 244-0800

Metropolitan Store 138 Church Street Upstairs Burlington - 658-6520

Whether you’re looking for a gift that is funny, naughty or unique...stop by Good Stuff to take a peek!

SEASONCOMEONDOWNANDHAVEONEITSBEGINNING

ďż˝ ďż˝ ďż˝ ďż˝ /ďż˝

ONCOMEONDOWNANDHAVEONEITSBEGINNINGTOLOOKALOTLIKEWINTERWARMERSEASONCOMEONDOWNANDHAVEONEITSBEGINNINGTOLOOKALOTLIKEWINTERWARMER

ITSBEGINNINGTOLOOKALOTLIKEWINTERWARMERSEAS

Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Maggie’s, 124 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-562-9317. Main St. Grill, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188. Main St. Museum, 58 Bridge St., White River Jct., 356-2776. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048. Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St., Burlington, 864-6044. Middle Earth Music Hall, Barton St., Bradford, 222-4748. The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. Murray’s Tavern, 4 Lincoln Pl., Essex Jct., 878-4901. Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533. Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200. Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. 1/2 Lounge, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012. Odd Fellows Hall, 1416 North Ave., Burlington, 862-3209. Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120. Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116. Olive Ridley’s, 37 Court St., Plattsburgh, 518-324-2200. On the Rise Bakery, 44 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-7787. Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884. Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570. Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015. Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158. Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. Piecasso, 899 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4411. Plan B, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-0742. Positive Pie 2, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453. The Pour House, 1930 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 862-3653. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Rí Rå Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246. Rooney’s 1820 Coffeehouse, 6 Carmichael St., Essex Jct. 878-4900. Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Season’s Bistro at the Wyndham Hotel, 60 Battery Street, Burlington, 859-5013. Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. Shooters Saloon, 30 Kingman St., St. Albans, 527-3777. Skinny Pancake, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 540-0188. Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607. St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Starry Night CafÊ, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Stonecutters Brewhouse, 14 N. Main St., Barre, 476-6000. Stowe Coffee House, Rt. 57 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2189. Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. Tabu CafÊ & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666. T Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Drive, Colchester, 654-8008. 38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072. Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Road, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. 242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244. Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500. Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Jeffersonville, 644-6607. Waf’s Westside Deli, 165 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0290. Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827. Watershed Tavern, 31 Center St., Brandon, 247-0100. Waterfront Theatre, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 862-7469.

2x4-goodstuff112807-2.indd 1

11/26/07 5:20:06 PM

14B

|

november 28-december 05, 2007

|

» sevendaysvt.com

reviewthis THREAD, THREAD

DAN SILVERMAN, SILVERSLIDE

(Set Records LLC, CD) Every now and then, when you least expect it, certain music has the uncanny ability to slap you silly. It leaves you slack-jawed and groping for understanding, only to evaporate back into the ether without a trace. I had such an experience two weeks ago when a trusted pair of ears suggested I check out local indie-folk duo Thread. Perhaps it was my melancholy mood that day, but rarely had I heard such sweetly sonorous strains emanating from a MySpace player. As I eagerly anticipated the arrival of their self-titled debut, one question persisted: Could they possibly be this good? The answer: a

(Self-released, CD) When George Gershwin read DuBose Heyward’s novel Porgy, he immediately contacted the author and suggested they collaborate on an opera based on the book. Eight years later, production finally began. Like Gershwin, local trombonist Dan Silverman held onto the notion of his latest creation for a long time, having worked as a psychologist and an orchestral trombonist while waiting to become a professional jazz musician. Appropriately, his new album Silverslide opens with “Bess, You Is My Woman Now,” from Gershwin’s operatic adaptation, Porgy and Bess. The tune establishes the album’s featured trio of Silverman on trombone, Clyde Stats on bass and Todd Watkins on drums. Nick Cassarino sits in on guitar. The rest of the disc hosts a handful of players, both local and national. Inspired by a McCoy Tyner piece, “Thanks McCoy” was written for a brass quintet 30 years ago, played once, and — in Gershwin-like fashion — put on the back burner for nearly 20 years before a rhythm section was finally added . . . 10 years ago. Tom Cleary’s loud and dissonant piano works well with the core trio here, if at times relegated to the rhythm section. Later, Silverman’s trombone moves deftly as the other players fade into nothingness. “Cocolalla Land,” composed by singer Judi Silvano, is an interesting concept piece played by Silverman and saxophonist Joe Lovano. Silvano exhibits a beautiful voice and full range, yet her singing comes off as rather academic. On “Yesterdays,” Silverman again showcases his fluid, seasoned trombone chops as he recreates the standard from a 1957 classic, J.J. Johnson and Stan Getz at the Opera House. Some critics once thought Johnson was playing a valve trombone rather than his slide because of his speed and ease in soloing. Silverman shows extreme dedication and ability in playing this song so precisely. “Some Dirge,” a reinterpretation of Carla Bley’s “A Genuine Tong Funeral,” is referred to by its composer as a “dark opera without words.” Silverman and company give the funereal song a kind of comedic treatment. The track wails like a sad hobo clown. Sorry, no vibraphone on this version. “Alone Together” showcases some great bass work by Stats as he pairs up with Cleary on piano once again. Watkins lets loose a great drum solo near the end. Silverman plays the trombone like it ought to be played. It’s a melancholy sound, familiar to jazz aficionados — and J.J. Johnson acolytes. For the uninitiated, he plays like a lone cat melodically howling at the night. Dan Silverman celebrates the release of Silverslide this Saturday at FlynnSpace.

resounding “sort of.” To expect the album to exude the same mystifying qualities upon repeated — and critical — listens would be unfair. Thread’s brooding eight-song effort, while at times brilliant, displays the hero-worship trappings of many a young songwriter. In this case, said hero is none other than indie-wunderkindturned-twentysomething-old-soul Conor Oberst (a.k.a. Bright Eyes). Specifically, Oberst’s folk-rock opus I’m Wide Awake, It’s Morning seems to have been a major influence — though nods to the Omaha sourpuss’ previous record, Lifted, are obvious as well. Despite borrowing heavily in lyrical style, melody and vocal delivery, Thread doesn’t necessarily cop Bright Eyes as much as revere him. Brothers Bill & Zach Jandl wrote and performed every song on the record — save for a few guest appearances — and they clearly bring their own considerable talents to the table. The pair paints austere lyrical landscapes, possessing an undeniable knack for gripping poetic imagery. “Tiny Cities” and “Lines” are simply engaging. The St. Michael’s College students also work well as arrangers, employing piano, acoustic and electric guitars, synth strings and sparse vocal harmony to craft elegant and often elegiac compositions. They display a deft understanding of contrast, as evidenced by album opener “Introductions, Expectations.” The song closes with a cacophony of distorted guitar, shattering the tune’s glassy melancholia. Thread’s primary flaw — and it is by no means fatal — is that they’ve yet to definitively corral their ample abilities and reconcile their affinity for a certain Nebraskan teen idol. Conor Oberst doesn’t own the patent for achingly intimate indie music, guys. And, as a lad, he reminded many a critic of The Cure’s Robert Smith, whom he adored — and who may actually own that particular patent. See? You come by it honestly. DAN BOLLES

JOSH WALDMAN

GIVE THE GIFT OF

Enjoy seafood, American and vegetarian cuisine in an authentic nautical island setting!

HEALTH! featuring Les Mills BodyPump Classes

Booking Holiday Parties Now! Gift Cards Available

at Tilley’s & Now Online at our Website!

25% OFF PREPAID YEAR MEMBERSHIP expires 12/15/07

$199 THREE MONTH MEMBERSHIP

VALET PARKING (FREE)

from 5 - 10 PM | Wednesday-Saturday

expires 12/15/07

Essex 879-7734 South Burlington 658-0001 • 658-0002 Williston 860-3343 One Membership, Five Locations, Unlimited Possibilities

Burlington’s Only

Island-inspir ed dining & drinks Lower Church Street, Burlington

(802) 658-4553 • www.tilleyscafe.com www.sfedge.com

Serving Lunch & Dinner Mon-Thu 11am-10pm Fri-Sat 11am-1am (Late Night Menu) Sun 5pm-10pm ModQ-tilleys111407-2.indd 1

11/13/07 12:55:33 PM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | music 15B

Island Hopping with Lucy Vincent Lucy Vincent perform at Nectar’s, Burlington, December 1, 9 p.m. $5. BY DAN BOLLES As Rod Stewart once sang, “Some guys have all the luck.” He could have been singing about Burlington/Martha’s Vineyardbased jam-pop road warriors Lucy Vincent. To be frank, I want their lives. At this point, so does Stewart, I imagine. Relocating to the Burlington area — a lake house on Malletts Bay, to be precise — a mere month and a half after forming on “the Vin-yahd,” the solar-power trio has earned a solid regional reputation through relentless touring, tight pop craftsmanship and downright plucky perkitude. It’s enough to make you sick . . . if only they weren’t such genuinely good guys. And awfully talented, to boot. Seven Days recently caught up with LV bassist/band manager and Berklee grad Jordan Lee Berger — at home in Philadelphia for the holiday — in advance of the group’s upcoming “hometown” gig at Nectar’s. SEVEN DAYS: You guys have been crazy busy lately. Where have your travels taken you recently? JORDAN LEE BERGER: Actually, we’ve been in a lull for the last couple of weeks. We were supposed to do a two-and-a-halfweek Southern tour, which got cancelled, unfortunately. SD: Oh, man . . . bummer. JLB: Yeah. It was due to some unfortunate planning by our agent, and the fact that we could potentially go in the hole, like, a lot. A couple grand. And we had, like, three- and fourday holes on the road. It just wasn’t looking like a good business move. So we’ve just been hangin’ out for the last couple weeks.

like, vacation-style. So I’ve made a bunch of friends down there, and when Lucy Vincent got together I was like, “This sound would be perfect for the islands.” So I was down there last year and just took a bunch of CDs down and talked to a bunch of bar owners and stayed in touch. They were interested in us, on our own accord, just coming down and doing like a three- or four-night run on St. John. And then this dude who runs a production company out of Albany, New York, saw us play at Snow Down last year with moe. and all those guys at Lake Placid. He apparently has been running these tours down in the Caribbean for U.S. bands for, like, the last five years. He basically puts together a threeisland tour, flies ’em down there, takes care of all the backline, all the hotels, everything. Basically, I’m getting on a plane with my guitar and going. SD: That’s sick! JLB: I know. We played in Vieques, Puerto Rico, last year. So this is our second time going to the Caribbean as a band. SD: And you guys claim double residency in Vermont and Martha’s Vineyard? JLB: Yeah . . . Well, I sort of kept the Vineyard thing for marketing purposes. We do spend a lot of time there in the summer, and we’re talking about maybe pulling up residency there this summer and hangin’ out playing on the island.

SD: Sweet. What’s next? JLB: We’ve been gearing up for the first couple weeks of December. We’ve got a few regional dates for the first week and a half, then we’re going down to the U.S. Virgin Islands to do a tour down there.

SD: I’m jealous. JLB: We’ve gained a lot of positive stuff from our association with Martha’s Vineyard, in many different ways. There aren’t a lot of bands that come from there. And there’s a pretty highprofile clientele that hangs out there in the summertime that has seen us and helped us along the way . . . This dude from the Vineyard saw us play a couple times last summer. He used to be the president of Rykodisc.

SD: Son of a bitch. How’d you land that? JLB: Well, I’ve been going to St. John for years with my family,

SD: Jesus. You’re kidding. JLB: He just emailed me the other day and he was, like, “I saw

3x6.5-vt3-112807.pdf

11/27/07

you guys this summer . . . blah blah blah . . . I wanna work with the band.” So the thing is . . . we don’t really live on Martha’s Vineyard. Our drummer is from [there] originally. And we all met there. SD: You guys are working in the studio right now, correct? JLB: We’re not recording for an album right now. We’re basically demoing a bunch of tunes that will be on the third record, eventually. My whole thing is that we’ve been a real grassroots touring band for the last couple of years, and that’s all well and good. But being a business-educated guy, I know there’s a whole other side to the music business and I’m starting to kind of take us more in that direction. So we’re demoing a bunch of tunes that are pretty radio-friendly-ish tunes, and we’re gonna start finding a lawyer and shopping it and trying to secure a deal to get the band out on the road in 2008 — in support for a national act, as opposed to us being a headliner and playing menu venues. SD: Menu venues? JLB: Like, a big restaurant that moves tables out of the way to have a band in there. I’m way over it. SD: Gotcha. JLB: They’re really cool and they love the music. But I see LV being much more of a “hard ticket” band. Like Higher Ground or Paradise in Boston over the course of the next year, if everything goes according to my master plan. Which it has so far. We’ve done basically everything that I thought we would, and more. �

12:57:33 PM

Green Technology Graphic Design E-Gaming Software Development Robotics

Vermont’s coolest companies want you.

LUNCH WHILE YOU SHOP!

2x3-AppleMtn112807.indd 1

11/26/07 2:02:58 PM

Tuesday – Saturday, 11am – 2pm • Call for TAKE-OUT: 864-2433

3 $ 95 6

$ 95

Soup &

Salad

All-U-Can-Eat International Salad Bar

tes Gift Certifica ! le b a il a Av

Churrascaria Brazilian Steakhouse

Some exhibitors and presenters include: Dealer.com, Polhemus, NRG Systems, Propeller Media Works, Concept2, groSolar, Resolution, The Data Farm, PIEmatrix, UVM, Earth Turbines, Burlington Telecom, JDK Design, C2, EpikOne, Contois Music, Vermont Software Developers’ Alliance, St. Michael’s College, Champlain College and Seven Days.

For exhibition information, contact info@lkpeal.com. Book Your Parties!

ASK ABOUT OUR

Daily Lunch Specials!

Featuring a live demo of

Guitar Hero III

by local developer Contois Music

Saturday, January 26, 10-5 Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center Burlington Waterfront — Free Admission

LUNCH TUE-SAT 11AM-2PM DINNER TUE-SUN 5PM-CLOSE

New Location: Corner of Main & Saint Paul • Burlington • 864-2433 2x3.5-souzas112807.indd 1

Learn about Vermont businesses and schools that are incorporating technology in exciting and innovative ways at an employment expo like no other…

11/27/07 9:20:33 AM

UNDERWRITTEN BY: EPIKONE, VERMONT SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS’ ALLIANCE, LAKE CHAMPLAIN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, GBIC, CEDO, VERMONT DEPARTMENT OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT

16B

|

november 28-december 05, 2007

|

» sevendaysvt.com

<clubdates> AA = ALL AGES

NC = NO COVER

MON

03

SUN.02

:: northern

OLD TIME SESSIONS, Radio Bean, from 1 p.m. NC; HOT JAZZ SESSIONS, 5 p.m. NC; GREG FREED (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m. NC. IRISH SESSIONS, Rí Rá Irish Pub, 5 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC, Red Square, 8 p.m. NC. HEAL IN SESSIONS WITH BRIANDEYE (roots, dub), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. MI YARD REGGAE NIGHT WITH DJS BIG DOG & DEMUS, Nectar’s, 10 p.m. NC. FUNKWAGON (funk), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. U18 DANCE PARTY WITH DJ ZEPH (hip-hop, reggae), Second Floor, 8 p.m. $8. 13-17. MARK VAN GULDEN (jazz), Avenue Bistro, 8 p.m. NC CARBONPROJECT.ORG BENEFIT WITH KELLI O’HARA, GREG NAUGHTON, RICH PRICE & BRIAN CHARTRAND, THE DISSIPATED EIGHT (singer-songwriter, rock, a cappella), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8 p.m. $30/32. AA. PINE STREET JAZZ WITH ALLISON MANN, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

MON.03

:: burlington area

PHAT FARM :: Is there anything more quintessentially “Burlington” than a band that has more hyphens in its genre description than it has band members? And is there any more quintessentially “Burlington” venue than The House That Phish Built? Of course not. This Monday, newly local hyphenated heroes

SAT.01 << 13B

Hollywood Farm embark on the

third installment of a four-week residency at Nectar’s, the hallowed halls of hippie-wigglin’. Swing by and bring a checklist to follow along as the band gleefully stomps through rock, jazz, funk, hip-hop and anything else that suits their fancy, until it

:: central THE ANDREW MOROZ SEPTET (jazz), Langdon St. Café, 7:30 p.m. Donations. LIVE MUSIC, Main Street Bar & Grill, 10 a.m. NC. DAVID MURPHEY (American-roots), Capitol Grounds, 1 p.m. NC.

resembles something roughly equivalent to musical jelly. Or, daresay, jam? Fellow fickle fusionists Tequila Mockingbird open

CODY MICHAELS (solo-piano), Bee’s Knees, noon. NC, followed by BLUE FOX (blues), 7:30 p.m. NC.

:: burlington area

OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. MYRA FLYNN & SPARK (neo-soul), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. HOLLYWOOD FARM, TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD (jam), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. SINGER-SONGWRITER NIGHT WITH BILLY CALDWELL & THE AIMLESS DRIFTERS, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 6:30 p.m. NC.

:: central OPEN MIKE, Langdon St. Café, 7:30 p.m. Donations. SWING DANCE, Black Door Bar & Bistro, 6 p.m. NC.

TUE.04 :: burlington area

GUAGUA (psychotropical), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC. ROADHOUSE CHARLIE (honky-tonk), 8:30 p.m. NC.; HONKY-TONK SESSIONS, 10 p.m. $3. PARIMA ISLAND NIGHT WITH DJ SKINNY T (reggae), Parima Main Stage, 9 p.m. NC. JULIETTE MCVICKER (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. WORLD BASHMENT WITH JON DEMUS & SUPER K (reggae, dancehall, hip-hop), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. GTD PRESENTS: UNDERGROUND HIPHOP OPEN MIKE, Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC/$5. 18+.

the show.

THE

NORTH FACE STORE PRESENTS: @ KL SPORT

Los Lobos WIN

“Yo amo a 2 tickets to: S O B O L S Los Lobos. LaO n u d t Higher Gro ¡Son wed. dec.12 Grandiosos!” — DAN BOLLES, SEVEN DAYS

ysvt.com go to sevenndsawer and a tions 2 trivia ques Deadline: on no fri. dec.7 at l be Winners wil t day a h t contactedp.m. by 5

modq-MagicHat111407.indd 1

11/8/07 2:37:52 PM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | music 17B

U18 DANCE PARTY WITH DJ ZEPH (hip-hop, reggae), Second Floor, 8p.m. $8. 13-17. OPEN MIKE, Charlie O's, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN TURNTABLES NIGHT, The Green Room, 9:30 p.m. NC. ACOUSTIC TUESDAY, Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. BLUEGRASS NIGHT WITH BOB DEGREE & THE BLUEGRASS STORM, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley SHOOTER NIGHT, City Limits, 5 p.m. NC.

:: central KARAOKE WITH BLUE MOON ENTERTAINMENT, Charlie O’s, 9 p.m. NC. DR. OAKROOT (folk), Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. Donations, followed by HUNTER ROBINSON (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m. Donations.

LIVE MUSIC, Main Street Bar & Grill, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE NIGHT, Stonecutters Brewhouse, 7 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE, Olive Ridley’s, 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Piecasso, 9 p.m. NC. DAVID LANGEVIN (solo-piano), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

WED.05 :: burlington area

ENSEMBLE V (jazz), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC, followed by IRISH SES-

SIONS, 9 p.m. NC. NOT SO DEAD POET’S SOCIETY, Parima Acoustic Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN POETRY NIGHT WITH MACKLIN FINLEY, Dobrá Tea, 7 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL & CLYDE STATS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. MATT WRIGHT GROUP (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJ CRE8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m. NC. SOLDIERS OF JAH ARMY, THE FEAR NUTTIN BAND (reggae), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $15/17. 18+. OPEN MIKE, Manhattan Pizza, 10 p.m. NC. AA. COMEDY OPEN MIKE, Charlie O's, 8 p.m. NC.

SUPERSTAR KARAOKE, Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. MICHELLE SHOCKED (Americana), Higher Ground Ballroom, 7:30 p.m. $20/22. AA. CELTIC PARTY OPEN SESSION, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley PAUL GEREMIA (singer-songwriter), Good Times Café, 8 p.m. $15.

ROB WILLIAMS (folk), Purple Moon Pub, 5 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Middle Earth Music Hall, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. WET & WILD WITH DJ SKILLZ, Olive Ridley’s, 8 p.m. NC. MARK LEGRAND & THE LOVESICK BANDITS (honky-tonk), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. �

:: central LIVE MUSIC, Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. Donations.

bassistwanted BY PORTER MASON

4x11.5-diageo-bailey.indd 1

2/9/07 10:52:54 AM

18B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | Âť sevendaysvt.com

FP-CRGHan112807indd 1

11/23/07 10:11:30 AM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | calendar 19B

<calendar > wed.28

thu.29

fri.30

sat.01

sun.02

mon.03

tue.04

wed.05

mon. 03 & wed.05

and the beats go on . . . There’s a reason Taiko drummers position themselves at the hardest part of the marathon. Their highenergy percussion sounds like — and speaks to — the human heart. The youthful Japanese troupe known as Yamato makes the cardiac connection in two shows this week at the Flynn and the Hopkins Center. “Our performances are infused with the idea that the drumbeat, like the heartbeat, is the very pulse of life,” the group’s website reads, in English. But words can’t capture the sonic sensation of the live show. Ten youthful drummers — men and women — pound it out on all manner of percussion instruments, including a massive odaiko made from the trunk of a 400-year-old tree. It’s as much a dance display as a drum concert. “They’re young, they’re fit and they’re very good players,” says Fran Stoddard of Burlington Taiko, noting most of her fellow drummers plan to go to the show. Along with everyone else in the audience, they’ll feel it in the chest. Yamato: The Drummers of Japan

Monday, December 3, Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth, N.H., 7 p.m. $15-28. Info, 603-646-2422. Wednesday, December 5, Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $23-36. Info, 863-5966.

<calendar > Listings and spotlights: Meghan Dewald

submission guidelines All submissions are due in writing at noon on the Thursday before publication. Be sure to include the following in your email or fax: name of event, brief description, specific location, time, cost and contact phone number. SEVEN DAYS edits for space and style. Use our convenient online form at: www.sevendaysvt.com calendar@sevendaysvt.com 802-865-1015 (fax) SEVEN DAYS, P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402-1164

20B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

» WWW.SEVENDAYSVT.COM/CALENDAR

WED.28 music

Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335. UVM JAZZ VOCAL ENSEMBLE: Instrumental interludes by jazz combos round out choral arrangements of genre standards. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. HANDEL SOCIETY CONCERT: Singers celebrate the season with an orchestraaccompanied airing of Georg Friedrich Handel’s Messiah, a massive oratorio containing text from both testaments of the Bible. See calendar spotlight. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $20. Info, 603-646-2422.

dance TRANCE DANCE: Movers undulate in waves to mellow their minds in an alcohol- and smoke-free environment. Middlesex Town Hall, 7-9 p.m. $5. Info, 223-9050. ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $12. Info, 598-1077. BALLROOM INTRO: Want to waltz, foxtrot or tango? Learn where to put your feet in a session that covers the basics. Shelburne Health & Fitness, 7:30-8:30 p.m. $15. Info, 985-3141.

drama SHAOLIN WARRIORS: Acrobatic athletes offer kung-fu choreography in a theatrical Chinese stage show. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $29-47. Info, 863-5966. MARK TWAIN PORTRAYAL: Professional actor Bern Budd dons a three-piece suit to offer advice to humanity in the style of America’s greatest humorist. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. ‘THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE’: This Broadway dance-musical follows a Kansas-girl-turned-fringe-skirted-flapper as she makes her way in Roaring ’20s New York. Otter Valley Union High School students hit the boards at the Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 775-0903.

<calendar >

film STOWE MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: Eight days of snow-centric cinema continue as skiing snowkiters defy gravity in Something Stronger at the Vermont Ski Museum, 3 p.m. $5. Snowboard pioneer Paul Graves talks about the sport’s evolution before ’boarding film Any Means at the same venue, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 253-9911, ext. 201. ‘INTO THE WILD’: In this film based on a true story, a young university grad gives up all his possessions to hitchhike cross-country to Alaska. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. ‘TOKYO STORY’: In this 1953 film, an aging couple journeys from their rural village to visit their two married children living in the capital of bustling, post-WWII Japan. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘THE PRICE OF SUGAR’: Paul Newman narrates this exposé of sugar cane plantations in the Dominican Republic. A panel discussion is part of the screening at Fleming 101, UVM, Burlington, 5 p.m. Donations. Info, 656-0463.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words ‘WHAT A CHARACTER’ SERIES: Readers of Virginia Woolf’s To the Lighthouse discuss what makes its many protagonists so memorable. Pope Memorial Library, Danville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 684-2256. MEMORABLE MEMOIRS: Readers explore why Frank McCourt’s book Angela’s Ashes makes a compelling life story. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962.

talks ‘BALANCING POWER’: Law professors and a Vermont Supreme Court justice weigh in on how Green Mountain State government finds equilibrium among its different branches. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4389. ‘RACE IN THE MEDIA’: Queen City officials, residents and creative types consider the depiction of people of color in print, TV and film. Center for Media & Democracy, CCTV Channel 17 Studios, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3131, ext. 1077.

‘KNOTTING THE WEB’: UVM art history professor Kathleen Schneider relates craft to art. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. $5. Info, 656-2090.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff at ECHO, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 & 3 p.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. HINESBURG PLAYGROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. PRESCHOOL DISCOVERY PROGRAM: Small explorers aged 3 to 5 seek animals adapting for winter during outdoor investigations. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10 a.m. $10. Info, 229-6206. PAJAMA STORYTIME: Kids cuddle up in their nightclothes for an hour of bedtime stories, cookies and milk. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 1:30 p.m. $3. Info, 658-7477.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. LEGACY PROJECT TOWN MEETING: A community meal precedes live music and an overview of the Queen City’s long-term sustainability plan. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 5-7:30 p.m. Free, includes dinner and on-site child care. Info, 652-4229.

Therapeutic Massage Nationally Certified Massage Therapist

Off Shelburne Rd. behind Freedom Nissan. www.crateescapevt.com

Book online at 1800gotjunk.com or call 1-800-468-5865. 11/18/07 2:41:03 AM PM 11/13/07 8:42:46

Also, see clubdates in Section B. HANDEL SOCIETY CONCERT: See November 28. HEILAND TRIO: Woodwinds Elisabeth Leblanc and Rachael Elliott blend their sounds with Annemieke Spoelstra’s piano for a winter concert of Beethoven, Bruch and two modern composers. Charlotte Congregational Church, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 578-7140. STUDENT RECITAL: Music majors play everything from jazz to classical compositions on their chosen instruments. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. JOHNSON STATE COLLEGE CONCERT BAND: Students and community members team up to toot their horns and beat their drums at a weekly practice session. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3498. WOMEN’S SING: Female voices form chords for rounds, spirituals and choral pieces in a casual-yet-organized session. Call for Burlington-area location, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, anyaschwartz@ hotmail.com or 658-5811.

dance BALLROOM DANCE PRACTICE: Steppers sharpen their technique with a variety of partners in foxtrot, cha-cha and other styles. First Step Dance, Burlington, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 598-6757.

NIH-supported research study conducted at UVM.

865-3647 (DOGS)

seven days

1x3-CrateEscape112107.indd 1

music

FREE treatment services to help you quit, including Nicotine Patch. EARN up to $120 for participating in smoking cessation treatment.

For more information or to set up an appointment call: 5/9/06 8:24:26 AM

THU.29

Smokers Interested in Quitting!

(appointments also available thru Dec. 9th)

We’ll remove almost anything - old furniture and appliances, office and home cleanups, yard waste and construction debris. We’ll take anything from single items to multiple truck loads.

WOMEN BUSINESS OWNERS NETWORK: Female entrepreneurs develop new skills at a meal-augmented meeting. Rutland Country Club, 6-8 p.m. $16-17. Info, vemmavt@comcast.net or 363-9266. GIFT WRAP DEPOT: Volunteers pack presents in pretty paper to support the Burlington Emergency Shelter. University Mall, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. - 9:30 p.m. Donations. Volunteer info, 862-9879. ‘PREPARING FOR THE A.C.T’: Collegebound students get scoring info and standardized-test-taking tips. VSAC Resource Center, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-6423177, ext. 880. VERMONT TRAVEL INDUSTRY CONFERENCE: Innkeepers, restaurateurs and event marketers absorb info about bolstering sustainable tourism in the Green Mountain State. Hilton Hotel, Burlington, registration 8 a.m., conference 9 a.m. - 8 p.m. $25-185. Info, www.vtic.org or 865-5202.

W ED D:: WA AN NT TE

Saturday, Dec. 1st 9am-5pm by appointment

802.658.2390 • 800.830.5025

2x2-800GotJunk112107.indd 1 1 VERMONT-11-07-SEAS1.5.indd

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. ESL GROUPS: Non-native speakers learn English at the South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Also at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. NOONTIME KNITTERS: Crafty types pause for patterns amid midday stitches. Waterbury Public Library, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. BURNHAM KNITTERS: Yarn unfurls into purls at a chat-and-craft session. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor-market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339. BINGO: A winning card could net cash at the Heineberg Community & Senior Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $11. Info, 863-3982. CHARITY BINGO: Players seek matches on numbered cards, then say the word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510. VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: In 45-minute info sessions, neighborhood helpers hear about a program that coordinates friendly home visits and assistance for aging seniors. Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, Chace Mill, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, www. cvaa.org or 865-0360. ‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: Holiday crafters hear how to fashion wreaths and other decorations from fresh greens. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. HEBREW READING WORKSHOP: Beginners convene to comprehend a written language. Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 862-5125. UNIX USERS GROUP: Fans of the operating system discuss groupware server Scalix. Waterman Building 113-T, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-6958.

Come and join the fun at The Crate Escape, Too.

Deep Muscle Therapy • Sports Massage Chronic Pain Management • Stress Management Practice limited to male clientele. Gift Certificates Available: $40/1 hour • $60/1 1/2 hours

We Do All The Loading & Cleanup

etc

Holiday Pet Portraits

William Coil

2x2-coil090705.indd 1

CENTRAL VERMONT ‘LISTENING SESSION’: Senator Bernie Sanders hears Lamoille, Washington and Orange county residents air concerns about their area’s economy and infrastructure. Pavilion Auditorium, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 800-339-9834.

PLEASE CALL 922-1868 for eligibility information.

11/20/07 9:00:08 AM

2x4-uvmanxietystudyB012407.indd 1

1/16/07 4:15:24 PM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | calendar 21B

WED.28

THU.29

FRI.30

SAT.01

SUN.02

MON.03

TUE.04

WED.05

scene@ SANTA CLAUS PARADE

CHURCH STREET MARKETPLACE, BURLINGTON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23, NOON.

PHOTO: MATTHEW THORSEN

The holiday season is rough on parents. On the one hand, they’ve got their children’s remarkably well-informed “wish lists” to consider. On the other, they’ve got global warming and safety hazards. Was that toy made in China? Think of the emissions between there and the local store! Oh, and what were those lead-tainted toys again? How can one be sure they were all recalled? Even if conscientious moms and dads feel like they should buy carbon credits alongside that Fisher-Price Smart Cycle, Nintendo Wii or iCat, the environment was probably not on their minds at last Friday’s Santa Claus Parade in downtown Burlington. It was hard enough just keeping track of the hyper-excited kids, and making sure they weren’t crushed under the slow-moving wheels of the train that made its way from City Hall to the mall. (No, no reindeer in sight.) Word has it that Santa himself was outsourced this year — from Florida, according to an employee of WPTZ, which delivered the Fat Man to Church Street. But none of the hundreds of tots and their parents knew, or would have cared if they did. After all, we’re talking Santa. And neither age nor disbelief could dampen the enthusiasm. Grownups gawked and grinned. Jaded teenagers exclaimed, “Is that Santa?!” Or maybe it’s just that everyone loves a parade. In any case, by the time the train arrived at the Burlington Town Center, the crowd was thick — even if half of it was under 3 feet tall. Most of the strollerand-snuggly masses descended the escalator so that their children could participate in the annual ritual: standing not-so-patiently in line and, eventually, sitting shyly on the lap of Old St. Nick to share their heart’s desires. The rest of us just went shopping. PAMELA POLSTON

drama ‘THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE’: See November 28. ‘HADESTOWN’: Multi-talented Vermonters Anaïs Mitchell, Michael Chorney and Ben T. Matchstick offer an original folk opera based on the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice. See cover story, this issue. Barre Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $20-23. Info, 476-8188.

film ‘INTO THE WILD’: See November 28. STOWE MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: See November 28; the previous evening’s films screen at the Vermont Ski Museum, 3 p.m. $5. Snow-country burgs Aspen, Colorado, and Jackson Hole, Wyoming, get their due in Mountaintown and Respect at the same venue, 7 p.m. $5. ‘GOYA’S GHOSTS’: This historical epic, told through the eyes of celebrated Spanish painter Francisco Goya, chronicles the political turmoil at the end of the Spanish Inquisition. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

‘1609: THE OTHER SIDE OF HISTORY’: JSC prof Frederick M. Wiseman presents his documentary examining the European “discovery” of Lake Champlain from the perspective of indigenous peoples. Ellsworth Room, Library and Learning Center, Johnson State College, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1416. COMMON THREAD DOCUMENTARY: Teens did the shooting for Karen Sutherland’s film about an organization that sends artists abroad to help preserve folk culture. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. Donations. Info, 863-2345, ext. 5. ‘EVERY CHILD. EVERY DAY’: A doc from the Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger reminds us not all local kids feast on the holidays. Remarks from Sen. Bernie Sanders precede the screening. Main Street Landing, Burlington, reception 1:30 p.m., screening 2 p.m. Free. Info and reservations, lbleau@vtnohunger.org or 865-0255.

art

talks

Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Reservations and info, 479-4127.

‘MELTING THE ICE IN THE HEART OF MAN’: A Kalaallitt Inuk elder from the west coast of Greenland shares insights about the changing Arctic world. See calendar spotlight. Fellowship Hall, Bethany Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. ‘DIFFICULT CONVERSATIONS’: Political science professor Kristin Novotny presents a mini-workshop in personal conflict management. Klein Academic Enrichment Commons Lounge, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 11:45 a.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. ‘PARTICIPATORY ACTION RESEARCH’: Anthropology prof Patricia Delaney explains how to learn by doing. Farrell Room, St. Edmunds Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, noon. Free. Info, 654-2536. EDUCATION LECTURE: Waldorf School teacher Eugene Schwartz discusses why “Today’s Children Need Tomorrow’s Schools.” Orchard Valley School, East Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 456-7400.

words WILLIAM SHUTKIN: The Vermont Public Radio commentator and sustainability expert presents A Republic of Trees, his new book about the interdependence of society and nature. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of Tim Brookes’ hitchhiking memoir A Hell of a Place to Lose a Cow rehash its depiction of rural America. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. JEFF ROBERTS: The author of the Atlas of American Artisan Cheese talks about surveying cheeses across the nation — and offers local samples. Stowe Free Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145.

Q&A WITH HELMUTH RILLING: The internationally renowned conductor talks about his approach to Handel’s Messiah. See calendar spotlight. Faulkner Recital Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 12 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010. ‘AMERICAN UNIVERSITIES UNDER ATTACK’: Dan Clawson, a labor studies professor from U. Mass at Amherst, deplores the new corporate face of public higher education. Waterman Building 427, UVM, Burlington, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0980. ‘WHAT’S A NICE GIRL LIKE ME DOING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?’: Psychotherapist and UVM Med School prof Gale Golden describes how she became a clinical sexologist. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0218.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 28. RICHMOND PLAYGROUP: Parents meet their neighbors, while their kids enjoy structured fun and snacks. Community Room, Richmond Free Library, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 434-7775.

THU.29 >> 22B

Fancy yourself a wordsmith? Then you should enter our second annual Culinary Poetry Contest! This year we’re accepting limericks and haiku. Email your creations to food@sevendaysvt.com. Entries must be received by December 12. The cream of the crop will be printed on December 19. The prize for the Seven Days’ staff fave? Breakfast for two at Chef’s Corner!

Forgotten how limericks and haiku go? Here’s a sample of each: [LIMERICK]

[HAIKU]

In Vermont we can’t grow citrus fruits Cold weather slays all tender shoots We live on potatoes And dream of tomatoes Thank goodness for edible roots.

Runny golden yolks Creamy hollandaise, croissant Breakfast perfection

22B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | Âť sevendaysvt.com

Let us help you find the perfect bottle of wine for the holidays.

mmm <calendar >

133 SAINT PAUL STREET • 951 - 9463 O P E N M O N - S A T 1 0 A3/20/06 M - 7 P M2:14 • SPMU NPage N O1O N - 6 P M 3x6-SiliconDairy032206

THU.29 << 21B 2x1-burlingtonwineshop112107.ind1 1

11/19/07 12:06:39 PM

(���� )�����* (���� %�����+ & & & %������ (�����+� ��� �������

��� ������

�"��2�3�� �������3��� ������� �"-".)/(".&�'/��� �0/��� (����� �4����������� "5"6 /��7*6�81) �(����!���."��#��� �9" ���#��� �&�' ���������� 4 ����� :���� �(����� ���;�� *�3 ����� �;����'�� *����0<���� &�' ���#��� �&�'0<�����(�������8�������"����

��� ���� (��������% 8����������� ��08�!!���� . -�0*��� �+� ��3 �8������ /���3�!��� �8����!�:���3�� �)��������#��� =����+6 ��#�6�81)> �8��,��!��3 �� )������� ��������� ��������#� "���,���� ��!��� ���*��3� ? &� :� )� (���

������� �������� ������

!�����" #��$���

����� ������� �� ����������� ����� ����� ��� � �! "��������� �#�$� % &�' (�����������)�������� �*�����(����� �#����+��� )� ���!��� ����� �, "-".)/(".&�' �0/��� ����� �, "������� &�' � ��� �-�0*��� "+��� 1������ ��0/��� -����,�� ���� ������

�*�� 4� /���3� @��� ���#�� ��� �������� ���,, �;�������� "���� % :��� <��2� ��!���0��0����� ���� 8���� ���#��� �8��������3 �4�)A.*���� - ������3 �����!� ���.B /��������3 �8����!����� C ���"��'��!�

��" %����� #��� & & & �������� '���"���"�

������������

��������������������

������� :����6 **8� . ���� &�������� ;�� ����� � . ����+ <�����3���6 ���!���� �D���

WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. ‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots aged 3 to 5 enjoy stories, rhymes, songs and crafts at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. PRESCHOOL STORIES: Future readers aged 2 to 5 take in tales at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. MUSIC TIME: Growing listeners under age 5 contemplate chords and bounce to rhythms. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. WINOOSKI PLAYGROUP: Babies up to age 2 socialize with each other and their caregivers at a session offering music, books and toys. Winooski Memorial Library, 11 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 655-6424. BILINGUAL PLAYGROUP: ÂĄHola, baby! A native Spanish-speaking mama leads gentle play and circle time at the Bebop Baby Shop, Essex Junction, 10:30-11:30 a.m. $5. Info, 316-3069. MORNING STORIES: Local tale tellers engage kids of all ages with a mix of nursery rhymes, fairytales, songs and games. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. ‘ITTY BITTY SKATING’: Pint-sized bladers take to the ice at Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $6. Info, 865-7558. ‘THE CHRISTMAS BUS’: An orphanage director tries to give her charges a very special holiday in Robert Inman’s play, performed by Kids on Stage. Middlebury Union High School auditorium, 7 p.m. $3-5. Info, 388-0178.

sport VERMONT FROST HEAVES: The Green Mountain State’s pro basketball team tips off in a home game against the Westchester Phantoms. See story about forward Erik Nelson. Municipal Auditorium, Barre, 7:05 p.m. $6-13. Info, 863-5966.

activism

A degree for creative thinkers ... % ! " # ! !# # $ % ! ! $ " !" $ % $ " # ! " ! ! $ " # $ ! !

UI&U’s Bachelor of Arts Program. You can do it. Find out how.

3x8-VTCollege111407.indd 1

% ### !" " !" "

Offering:

% % $ $ % % %

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See November 28. CHARITY BINGO: See November 28. GIFT WRAP DEPOT: See November 28. VERMONT TRAVEL INDUSTRY CONFERENCE: See November 28, conference 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers strategize to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. BRIDGE CLUB: Partners shuffle cards and chat at the Godnick Senior Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5756.

$

Contact:

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See November 28. DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488. ISRAEL ADVOCACY TRAINING: Rabbi James Glazier offers pointers on supporting the Jewish state in ongoing cultural confrontations. Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 862-5125.

11/12/07 4:05:20 PM

QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Room 202, Vermont Tech, Blair Industrial Park, Williston, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 985-9965. GEOMANCY WORKSHOP: Learn how auspicious placement of everyday objects and landmarks can boost mental clarity. Bring your own chair to Moonlight Gift Shoppe, Milton, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 893-9966. VERMONT ADULT LEARNING: Staff of the nonprofit education program for Vermonters 16 and older talk about its classes at an open house with refreshments. 5 Lemnah Drive, St. Albans, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 524-9233. ESSENTIAL MAINTENANCE PRACTICES CLASS: The Vermont Department of Health teaches participants how to deal with lead paint in their homes or properties. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 5-9 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-290-0527 or 800-439-8550. ‘STONE AGE WISDOM IN THE 21ST CENTURY’ WORKSHOP: Eskimo-Kalaallit elder Angaangaq shows participants how traditional techniques such as healing circles can help resolve disputes and effect restorative justice. See calendar spotlight. Montpelier City Hall Arts Center, 3-5 p.m. Free, but reservations required. Info, 223-9606.

FRI.30 music

Also, see clubdates in Section B. HEILAND TRIO: See November 29, St. Paul’s United Methodist Church, St. Albans. THE ROSE ENSEMBLE: Folk songs and stories of the Slavic world mix with medieval, Renaissance and Baroque music from this inventive, 11-member chorus from Minnesota. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, pre-concert talk 6:30 p.m., concert 7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 863-5966. VERMONT PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA: Instrumentalists join local choristers and soloists for Handel’s Messiah. See calendar spotlight. St. Augustine Church, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 476-8188. ROCK FOR SUDAN: St. Mike’s community bands The Rhythm Section, In Memory of Pluto and Carlson raise funds for education in and about an African country. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. Donations. Info, 654-2536. THE BOOTH BROTHERS: Fraternal gospel singers blend three-part harmonies at a fundraiser for the Vermont Christian Education Foundation. Barre Opera House, 7 p.m. $15-22. Info, 476-8188. CLASSICAL CONCERT: Flutist Christopher Krueger and violist Michael Zaretsky join Dartmouth pianist-in-residence Sally Pinkas for works by Prokofiev, Bohuslav Martinß and Arthur Honegger. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $14-18. Info, 603-646-2422. SOUND INVESTMENT JAZZ ENSEMBLE: Students trade improvised solos as part of group compositions. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. BREAD & BONES: Local musicians Richard Ruane, Mitch Barron and Beth Duquette offer original and eclectic folk. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | calendar 23B WED.28

THU.29

FRI.30

SAT.01

SUN.02

MON.03

TUE.04

WED.05

THU.29, FRI.30 & SAT.01

ICE BREAKER Who knows better about climate change than someone who lives at the foot of a glacier? In 2003, an Eskimo elder and shaman named Angaangaq spoke at the Millennium World Peace Summit about how the ice cap near his small Greenland village began to flow with a stream, then a river. “When will you change your ways?” he asked. But the real problem, he added, is the ice that won’t melt so easily — “the ice in the heart of man.” To that end, Angaangaq — often called “Uncle” for short — conducts workshops and “healing circles,” combining drum beating and other traditional techniques with the modern discipline of mediation. In Montpelier, he offers a workshop on restorative justice, plus a talk to round out the Kellogg-Hubbard Library’s Inuit Series, a storytelling session for all ages, and a sunrise ceremony. ‘STONE AGE WISDOM IN THE 21ST CENTURY’ WORKSHOP

Thursday, November 29, Montpelier City Hall Arts Center, 3-5 p.m. Free, but reservations required. Info, 223-9606. ‘MELTING THE ICE IN THE HEART OF MAN’

2x5-goddard092607.indd 1

9/24/07 11:24:49 AM

Thursday, November 29, Fellowship Hall, Bethany Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. ‘STORIES FROM THE FAR NORTH’

Friday, November 30, Fellowship Hall, Bethany Church, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $5 suggested donation.

a blog by dan bolles

SUNRISE & WATER CEREMONY

» sevendaysvt.com]

Saturday, December 1, Poolside Drive, Montpelier Recreation Area, 6:45 a.m. Free. Info, www.meltingiceinvt.org

BIG SPIKE BLUEGRASS: The northernVermont-based quintet strums, plucks and harmonizes its way through honky-tonk and country tunes at the Opera House at Enosburg Falls, 7:30 p.m. $5-12. Info, 933-6171. COLCHESTER COMMUNITY CHORUS: Bell handlers from Essex Junction’s St. James Episcopal church join local singers to ring in the season. Colchester High School auditorium, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 862-3910.

‘HADESTOWN’: See November 29, Paramount Theatre, Rutland. Info, 775-0903. ‘BEAU’S ART’: The White River Independent Film Festival stages a reading of Thetford writer Bob Nutt’s screenplay about an orangutan whose paintings wow the art world. Revolution, White River Junction, party and info session 6 p.m., reading 7:45 p.m. Free. Info, 763-7098 or 649-3242.

dance

film

‘AND, GO’: Classically trained senior Martha Ann Underhill presents a contemporary piece based on her Southern heritage as part of a Middlebury movement showcase. Dance Theatre, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $4-5. Info, 443-6443. BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE: Lively music inspires movers to make rural rounds in clean, soft-soled shoes. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9:30 p.m. $7, free for beginners. Info, 899-2378. FAMILY CONTRA DANCE: The Fiddleheads offer brainy beats while Mark Sustic calls the steps at a fundraiser plus bake sale and raffle. Ferrisburgh Central School, 7-9 p.m. $2-6. Info, 877-3463. JSC DANCE CLUB: Movement students show off high-energy routines at the Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 635-1476.

drama MARK TWAIN PORTRAYAL: See November 28, St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

STOWE MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: See November 28; the previous evening’s films screen at the Vermont Ski Museum, 3 p.m. $5. Sublimation Experiment and Schralptown connect skiing and snowboarding to environmental stewardship. Vermont Ski Museum, 7 p.m. $5. ‘THE JANE AUSTEN BOOK CLUB’: In this film adaptation of Karen Joy Fowler’s ode to chick lit, six friends in Sacramento identify with the love lives of characters in early 19th-century novels. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words

‘STORIES FROM THE FAR NORTH’: Listener of all ages absorb Inuit tales told by Greenland Eskimo elder Angaangaq. See calendar spotlight. Fellows Hall, Bethany Church. Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $5 suggested donation. Info, 223-3338.

talks VARIETY SERIES: UVM geology professor Charlotte Mehrtens considers the origins and significance of Vermont’s coral reef, located in Isle La Motte. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, www. eeevermont.org or 862-2531.

PSYCHIATRY LECTURE: Members of the public sit in as medical students hear UVM psychology professor Jill Holm-Denoma explain how to identify and treat eating disorders. Davis Auditorium, Medical Education Center Pavilion, Fletcher Allen Health Care, UVM, Burlington, 10:30-11:45 a.m. Free. Info, 847-2124. ‘WOMEN IN ART, 1930-1980’: Painter and Virginia Commonwealth University professor Sally Bowring looks at women who added their brush-strokes to the turbulent mural of modern art. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. $5 suggested donation. Info, 496-4781.

[7D BLOGS

2x2(bw)-solidstate.indd 1

Free Parking!

7/24/07 11:01:05 AM

dec 1

10am-5pm

union station

one main st burlington

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 28. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See November 28, 9:30 a.m., for children ages 3-5. ‘THE CHRISTMAS BUS’: See November 29. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters age 3 and older gather for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. LINCOLN LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters up to age 5 form good reading habits in a tale-centered song-and-craft session. Lincoln Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216. ‘PINT-SIZED SCIENCE’: Laboratory learners aged 2 to 7 experiment with stories and hands-on activities. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848.

Crepes by the Skinny Pancake!

Raffle Sponsor: Sponsored by:

sport

media sponsor

SENIOR EXERCISE: See November 28, 10 a.m.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See November 28.

queencitycraftbazaar.wordpress.com 802-651-0659

FRI.30 >> 25B 2x8-queencity111407.indd 1

11/12/07 10:37:38 AM

24B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

Eat up. Log on.

Hit the spot.

Tell all.

Win Dinner! Visit sevennightsvt.com and leave a comment for your favorite restaurant. This week you’ll be eligible to win dinner for two* at:

* $40 value. One winner drawn at random each week for 2 weeks. You must register as a user and leave a comment card to be eligible.

8 sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds]

modq(bw)-7Nwind.indd 1

11/27/07 10:43:58 AM

modq-7dspot-generic.indd 1

“The coupons are great. I’ve used them all!” — ROB FRIESEL, BURLINGTON

“I’ve actually changed my weekend plans because of NOW landing in my inbox.”

“It’s a great way to plan the weekend!”

6/20/06 4:47:17 PM

“I love getting this ‘heads up’ email. It really does help me take advantage of what Vermont has to offer.”

— CHRIS MIDDINGS, BURLINGTON

— CINDY GROSECLOSE, FAIRFAX

Sign up for NOTES ON THE WEEKEND, our new weekly email newsletter, for an update that directs you to great shows, restaurants, staff picks and discounts.

»sevendaysvt.com

— VALERIE, NORTHFIELD

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | calendar 25B WED.28

THU.29

FRI.30

SAT.01

SUN.02

MON.03

TUE.04

WED.05

WED.28-FRI.30, SUN.02

2x3-barreoperahouse112807.indd 1

11/26/07 12:23:04 PM

~ COUNTERPOINT ~

WELL HANDEL’D

directed by Robert De Cormier

Hearing the Messiah has become a happy holiday habit. The festive oratorio feels like the essence of baroque Christmas. But Handel dashed off (in 23 days!) his most famous work for the opposite liturgical season, Lent, when darkened theaters left 18th-century audiences entertainment-starved. The lively setting of familiar Bible stories was an instant hit — at the 1742 Dublin debut, women went hoopless and men sans swords, to squeeze 700 into a 600-seat hall. Messiah’s popularity never dimmed, as a plethora of local productions proves. Dartmouth’s Handel Society celebrates its bicentennial under the baton of guest conductor Helmuth Rilling, an internationally renowned Bach expert. The Vermont Philharmonic, the area’s oldest community orchestra, continues an annual tradition dating back to 1959. Hallelujah! GEORG F. HANDEL’S MESSIAH, PERFORMED BY THE HANDEL SOCIETY OF DARTMOUTH, WITH GUEST CONDUCTOR HELMUTH RILLING.

Wednesday & Thursday, November 28 & 29, Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $20. Info, 603-646-2422. Q&A with conductor Helmuth Rilling, Thursday, November 29, Faulkner Recital Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., noon. Free. Info, 603-646-2010. MESSIAH, PERFORMED BY THE VERMONT PHILHARMONIC, CONDUCTED BY BRIAN WEBB.

Friday, November 30, St. Augustine Church, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $5-15. Sunday, December 2, Barre Opera, House, 3:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 476-8188.

presents

Come join us in this holiday celebration of music that is a treat for your ears and a joy for your heart! Friday, November 30, St. Barnabas Episcopal Church, Norwich, 7:30 pm tickets at the door

Saturday, December 1, North Congregational Church, St. Johnsbury, 7;30 pm tickets: Catamount Arts 888 757-5559, or at the door

Sunday, December 2, McCarthy Arts Center, Colchester, 4:00 pm tickets: Flynn Box office 802 863-5966 or at the door

Saturday, December 8, St. Luke’s Episcopal Church, St. Albans, 7:30 pm tickets: St. Albans Chamber of Commerce 802 524-2444 or at the door Sunday, December 9, Universalist Church, Barre, 4:00 pm tickets: Barre Books 802 476-3114 or at the door

Tickets: adults $18, seniors $15, students $12, under 6 years, no charge.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See November 28. CHARITY BINGO: See November 28. GIFT WRAP DEPOT: See November 28. TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en espaùol at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. ECO-SEW: Folks with heavy burdens learn how to stop bagging on the environment and make totes from recycled fabric. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $15. Registration and info, 999-6202 or www.thebobbin.com. VERMONT INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL: Shoppers fete Vermont’s multicultural identity at a fair featuring crafts, entertainment and eats from all over the world. Robert E. Miller Exposition Center, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 5-8 p.m. $3-6. Info, www.vermontinternationalfestival. com or 863-6713. HOLIDAY STROLL: Shelburne’s town tree starts sparkling at 6 p.m., and community members help trim it at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. CHRISTMAS BAZAAR: A handmade quilt and a gingerbread mansion go to lucky raffle winners at this sale of crafts and baked goods, featuring a Silver Tea at 2:30 p.m. and cookie decorating for kids at 3 p.m. St. Ambrose Church, Bristol, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2488. CREATIVE WOMEN HOLIDAY SALE: A Vermont fair-trade biz offers an annual bouquet of hand-woven textiles, baskets and jewelry created by women-owned businesses in Ethiopia and Swaziland. See story, this issue. Chace Mill, Burlington, 1-8 p.m. Free. Info, 372-3320. AFRICAN DINNER & DANCE PARTY: West African drum rhythms drive a fundraiser for New Seed International, a nonprofit that supports people living with HIV/AIDS in Ghana. College of Medicine Atrium, Given Building, UVM, Burlington, 6-9:30 p.m. $15-25. Info, 578-1849.

BURLINGTON COLLEGE BENEFIT AUCTION: A fortnight in a Tuscan apartment, a 1905 silver-plated brush and comb and a painting by Phoebe Stone are among the items on the block at a fundraiser for scholarships and academic programs. Hilton Hotel, Burlington, 6 p.m. $65. To bid or attend, 862-9616 or sjudd@ burlington.edu.

SAT.01 music

Also, see clubdates in Section B. HEILAND TRIO: See November 29, Norwich Congregational Church. PRESERVATION HALL JAZZ BAND: The septet named for the venerable New Orleans music venue serves up Creole-flavored Christmas tunes. Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $10-32. Info, 476-8188. MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE CHOIR: Singers serenade listeners with winter-themed works radiating “light and hope.â€? Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. MONTPELIER COMMUNITY GOSPEL CHOIR: Seventy singers from 19 local towns raise their voices in soul, jazz and gospel standards, plus some originals. Dole Auditorium, Norwich University, Northfield, 7 p.m. Free, donations welcome. Info, 244-6937. ‘A COUNTERPOINT CHRISTMAS’: Vermont-based composer Robert De Cormier directs his pro vocal ensemble in a program of seasonal songs. North Congregational Church, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. $12-18. Info, 748-2600. VSO MASTERWORKS 2: VenezuelanAmerican prodigy Vanessa Perez lends her piano prowess to a concert of works by Weber, BartĂłk and Tchaikovsky, chosen and conducted by Anthony Princiotti. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15-57. Tickets and info, 86-FLYNN or www.vso.org.

LEWIS FRANCO & THE MISSING CATS: The Vermont folk singer-songwriter blends his humorous, neighborly ditties with backup from a bass-guitar-mandolin trio. Old Meeting House, East Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, www.oldmeetinghouse.org or 229-9593. ‘THE GREEN BRANCH’: Vocal trio Aurora Ancient Music celebrates the coming of the new year with a concert of medieval music, including mystical chants by 12th-century nun Hildegard of Bingen. Christ Church, Presbyterian, UVM Redstone Campus, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $12 suggested donation. Info, 864-9212 or 862-1898. RIPTON COMMUNITY COFFEE HOUSE: The Gordon Stone Band heats up winter with their funky jazz-bluegrass blend at the Ripton Community House, following an open mike at 7:30 p.m. $3-7. Info, 388-9782. DAN SILVERMAN: The jazz trombonist celebrates the release of his CD Silverslide with a concert featuring local musicians and works of composers ranging from Coltrane and Gershwin to Judi Silvano. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15-20. Tickets and info, 86-FLYNN or www. flynncenter.org. THE CAT’S MEOW: Members of UVM’s female a cappella group harmonize on mod-pop melodies. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $4. Info, 989-8666. THE DIRTMINERS: Old-time aficionados dig functional-yet-junky picks. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

web: counterpointchorus.com • e-mail:counterpoint@vermontel.net tel: 802 259-2327 The

Vermont

Community Foundation

2x5-counterpoint112107.indd 1

11/19/07 1:41:24 PM

47@36=CA3 5/::3@G ! # 1 6 C @ 1 6 A B @ 3 3 B 0C@:7<5B=<

2 3 1 3 ; 0 3 @ & ' A /B C @ 2 /G Âł & > ;

dance

A C < 2 /G Âł " > ;

‘AND, GO’: See November 30. JSC DANCE CLUB: See November 30. CONTRA DANCE: Caller Lisa Sieverts sequences steps to maritime music by Atlantic Crossing. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 744-6163.

A>=<A=@32 0G

SAT.01 >> 26B 2x7-BCA112807R.indd 1

11/26/07 2:25:28 PM

26B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

<calendar > SAT.01 << 25B WEST AFRICAN DRUM & DANCE WORKSHOP: Senegalese master drummer Elhadji Mamadou “Pape” Ba helps local folks get rhythm at the Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 2 p.m. $17. A drumming class with Hassimiou “Chimie” Bangoura precedes it at 12:30 p.m. $15. Info, 578-1849. BELLY DANCE STUDENT SHOWCASE: Choreographer Gina Capossela and 60 of her students shimmy and sway in a family-friendly performance at Town Hall Theater, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. $5-15. Tickets, 457-3981; info, 763-8691.

drama ‘THE FULL MONTY’ AUDITIONS: The Barre Players seek folks ready to bare all — or pretend to — in a musical adaptation of the cheeky British film. Unitarian Universalist Church, Barre, 1 p.m. Info, www.barreplayers.com or 454-7101. ‘TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD’ AUDITIONS: Armed with memorized monologues, thespians aged 8-18 try out for meaty parts in Lost Nation Theater’s spring production of Harper Lee’s classic. Montpelier City Hall Arts Center, second floor, 1-5 p.m. Free, appointment required. Info, 229-0492 or info@ lostnationtheater.org. ‘THE TOYS TAKE OVER CHRISTMAS’: A rag doll starts to question the selfish motives of her maker in the seasonal family drama by Patricia Clapp-Cone. Royall Tyler Theater, UVM, Burlington, 10 a.m., 2 p.m. & 6 p.m. $7-12. Info, 656-2094.

film STOWE MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: See November 28; the previous evening’s films screen at the Vermont Ski Museum, 3 p.m. $5. In Powderwhore Production’s full-length telemark flick PW07, skiers shoot slopes after hiking them. Vermont Ski Museum, 7 p.m. $5. ‘THE JANE AUSTEN BOOK CLUB’: See November 30, 7 & 9 p.m. Also at Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:15 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘PAPRIKA’: Japanese director Satoshi Kon’s latest animated feature follows a young female therapist who must reclaim a runaway machine designed to penetrate her patients’ dreams. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 3 & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ‘A TASTE OF THE FIVE TOWN MASSIVE’: Live music by the band Crazyhearse and short films by Addison County cineastes promote a late-December interdisciplinary arts festival. Kriya Studio, 333 North Winooski Avenue, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 401-742-7769.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. QUEEN CITY CRAFT BAZAAR: More than 30 local artists and artisans showcase creative threads, pottery and more at a fair featuring a raffle and food from a nearby crêperie. Union Station, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, www.queencitycraftbazaar.wordpress. com or 651-0659. CRAFTAPALOOZA: Local do-it-yourself creators show homemade items of all descriptions in between artists’ demos. LACE, Barre, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, www.lacevt.org or 476-4276. BURKLYN ARTS HOLIDAY MARKET: Shoppers browse the work of more than 50 juried local artists and snack on home-baked goods at an annual sale supporting school arts programs. Lyndon Town School, Lyndonville, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 626-6210.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 28. WINOOSKI PLAYGROUP: See November 29, 10-11 a.m. ‘THE CHRISTMAS BUS’: See November 29. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. MAKE & TAKE POTPOURRI: Little gift givers learn to create strongly scented household ornaments from herbs. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848, ext. 131. BREAKFAST WITH SANTA: Kids enjoy breakfast, cookie decorating and face time with the Claus spouses. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 8:30-9:30 a.m. & 10-11 a.m. $10. Registration and info, 658-2433.

sport ZUMBA FITNESS: Step-by-steppers try out Latin-dance-inspired exercises mixed with high-energy, international rhythms. Fitness Options, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. $7. Info, 734-3479. LEARN TO CURL CLINIC: What’s that Canadian ice sport with all the brooms? Locals learn the ropes at the Lamoille Area Recreation Center Arena, Morrisville, 9 a.m. - noon. $25. Registration and info, www.greenmoun taincurlingclub.org or 985-2861. COMMUNITY WALKATHON: Strollers make strides for an Essex resident paralyzed in a car accident this past summer. Tarrant Gym, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 1 p.m. Donations. Info, 654-6236.

activism ‘EVERYONE IN, NOBODY OUT’: State Representative Francis “Topper” McFaun and Deb Richter, MD, share their views on H.304, a state bill that would make hospital care available to all Vermonters, regardless of income. Potluck follows. Capitol City Grange Hall, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0782.

etc BINGO: See November 28. CHARITY BINGO: See November 28. GIFT WRAP DEPOT: See November 28. VERMONT INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL: See November 30, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. CREATIVE WOMEN HOLIDAY SALE: See November 30, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. CHRISTMAS BAZAAR: See November 30, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Kids’ craft table and cookie decorating at 9 a.m.; Santa’s visit at noon. SUNRISE & WATER CEREMONY: Early risers catch rays and give thanks for H2O in an Inuit-inspired appreciation, followed by a community potluck breakfast. See calendar spotlight. Poolside Drive, Montpelier Recreation Area, 6:45 a.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, www.meltingiceinvt.org. FRENCH ROUNDTABLE: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. WINTER FARMERS’ MARKETS: Shoppers seeking locally raised edibles pick up root vegetables, cheeses, pickles and other lavish provender. Vermont College Gym, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. The Old Strand Theater, Rutland, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 287-9311. UU HOLIDAY BAZAAR & LUNCHEON: Church Street strollers stop for crafts, used goods and homemade food courtesy of the Women’s Alliance at the Unitarian Univeralist Church, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m.; lunch starts 11 a.m. $5 for lunch. Info, 985-5294. HOLIDAY HOUSE OF WORSHIP TOUR: Curious visitors explore area churches, with Preservation Burlington volunteers on hand to point out historical and architectural highlights. Various Burlington locations, noon - 4 p.m.; purchase tickets at the First Congregational Church. $20; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 264-4820.

HOLIDAY MARKET & SILENT AUCTION: Christmas shoppers peruse craft offerings and homemade jellies in the Richmond Free Library and Town Center and Richmond Congregational Church, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2053. INTERNATIONAL GIFT MARKET: Browsers benefit artisans abroad when they buy Turkish scarves, Equal Exchange edibles, wreaths and more at the United Church of Northfield, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 485-5760. FESTIVAL OF WREATHS: Holiday greenery reigns at a silent auction of 100 wreaths decorated by local businesses, with live music and a raffle. Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m; Brandon Brass perform 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 388-2853. HOLIDAY CRAFT WORKSHOP: Artist Mary Hill helps parents and kids of all ages get a headstart on their decorating and gift making in the Warren Town Hall basement, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 496-3913. ‘TREES, TRAINS & TOYS’: Visitors check out a Victorian-style Christmas, complete with decorations, dollhouses and electric trains, in the Judd-Harris House at the Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $5; free for kids and Addison County residents. Info, 388-2117. VERGENNES HOLIDAY STROLL: Highlights of a full day of early celebrations include breakfast and bell ringing with Old Saint Nick, a Festival of Wreaths silent auction, food, live music, gingerbread cookie decorating and a community tree lighting at 5 p.m. Various Vergennes locations, times and prices, 7:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7951. HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE RIDES: A pair of rare, but sturdy, Overlander horses ferry passengers around downtown Montpelier, starting at the City Center, noon - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 223-9604. TREE LIGHTING: Local folks get their holiday spirit on at Montpelier’s City Center, 4 p.m., preceded by ornament making at Langdon Street Café, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 223-9604. ‘HOLIDAY JAMMIE JAM’: Maple Tree Place matches donations of kids’ pajamas to the Committee on Temporary Shelter and other local charities at the launch of a collection that continues till December 24. Celebration on The Green at Maple Tree Place, Williston, 2:30-6 p.m., features carols, tree lighting, cocoa and Santa. Bring donations to Keeping Good Company. Free. Info, 879-9100. ‘MICROSOFT WORD’: Intermediate computer users explore a common type of word-processing software to create newsletters and resumés. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-11:45 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7217. ‘BOLLYWOOD THROUGH THE AGES’: Fans of colorful Indian movie musicals watch song-and-dance numbers and sample tea and snacks. See calendar spotlight. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. $12. Info, 372-6086. VERMONT HUNGER BANQUET: Nutrition students at the Community College of Vermont host an interactive fundraiser to teach others what it’s like to go hungry in Vermont. Union Institute Alumni Hall, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. $4-6. Info, 223-9945. THIRD ANNUAL SOUP FESTIVAL: Broth and bread warm up walkers at a benefit for Deaf Vermonters Advocacy Services, featuring a silent auction, raffle and music from the Damn Yankee String Band. Bethany Church, Montpelier, 11:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $3-7. Info, 563-2669. BREASTFEEDING CAFE: Moms enjoy lattes — decaf, of course — and ask a La Leche leader their questions about nourishing kids with milk au naturel. Viva Espresso, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7437.

INTRO TO BREASTFEEDING: Parents-tobe learn about feeding baby sans bottle from a certified lactation consultant in a workshop recommended for those in the third trimester. Bebop Baby Shop, Essex Junction, 2-4 p.m. $10. Registration and info, 288-1002 or kate@bebopbabyshop.com. UVM SURPLUS ‘FREE’ SALE: Want a used AV cart, table, chairs? The University of Vermont unloads its excess at the Wheelock Barn, intersection of Swift and Spear streets, South Burlington, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 656-8603. GREEN CONE SALE: Folks who want to reduce their footprints can purchase backyard food waste digesters from the Central Vermont Solid Waste Management District at the Barre Town Recycling Depot, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 472-5424 or www.cvswmd.org. PET PHOTOS WITH SANTA: Old Saint Nick poses with critters, with proceeds going to Northern Greyhound Adoptions. Pet Food Warehouse, 2500 Williston Road, South Burlington, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Price varies with photo package. Info, 862-0995.

SUN.02 music

Also, see clubdates in Section B. HEILAND TRIO: See November 29. Richmond Free Library, 3 p.m. VERMONT PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA: See November 30. Barre Opera House, 3:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 476-8188. ‘A COUNTERPOINT CHRISTMAS’: See December 1. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. $12-18. Info, 654-2536. ‘THE GREEN BRANCH’: See December 1. Green Mountain Monastery, Greensboro, 4 p.m. MONTPELIER COMMUNITY GOSPEL CHOIR: See December 1. Trinity United Methodist Church, Montpelier, 4 p.m. DAN ZANES & FRIENDS: The ’80s rock star turned mirthful mandolin picker brings his band to town for an all-ages, kid-friendly hoedown. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., noon & 3 p.m. $16. Info, 603-448-0400. ORGAN CONCERT: Paul Jacobs of Juilliard plays the musical device nicknamed “the King of Instruments.” Mead Chapel, Middlebury College, 3 p.m. $12-15. Info, 443-6433. FULL CIRCLE: The recorder and dulcimer ensemble celebrates the release of its Christmas CD, Joy, with food and live music. Burlington College Community Room, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 658-0832. ‘SING FOR COMMUNITY: AN A CAPELLA HOLIDAY’: The Champlain Echoes join the UVM Top Cats, 15-year-old country singer Keegan Nolan and other vocalists in a benefit for Vermont firefighters. Winooski High School auditorium, 2 p.m. $5-10. Info, 860-5013. CHORAL CONCERT: The South Burlington Community Chorus and the South Burlington High School Chamber Singers perform Mark Hayes’ Magnificat and other seasonal works in the South Burlington High School auditorium, 3 p.m. $6-10. Info, 846-4108. COLLEGE NIGHT COFFEE HOUSE: Students take their turns at the open mike. Turning Point Center, Burlington, 9:30-11 p.m. Donations. Info, 861-3150. WOMEN’S A CAPELLA CONCERT: A group of teens from Mount Mansfield Union High School raise their voices at the Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 2 p.m. Free. Info, lshelmandine@yahoo.com or 899-4962. TUBA CHRISTMAS: Big brass hit a seasonal high note when local players gather on Church Street, in front of Burlington Town Center, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7596.

dance ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE SERIES: Lowland steppers clad in soft-soled shoes heed caller David Millstone and mark time to tunes by Carol Compton and friends. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 1-4 p.m. $8. Info, 448-2950.

drama ‘THE FULL MONTY’ AUDITIONS: See December 1, 2 p.m. ‘THE TOYS TAKE OVER CHRISTMAS’: See December 1. ‘DEATH & THE KING’S HORSEMAN’: Vocalist François Clemmons and other artists in the Middlebury College community perform a staged reading of a work by Nobel Prize-winning Nigerian playwright, poet and novelist Wole Soyinka. See “State of the Arts,” this issue. Dance Theatre, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ‘RED HOT & COLE’ AUDITIONS: Community members tune up to try out for a show about the life of Cole Porter, featuring his music. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 3 & 7 p.m. Free. Info, www.valleyplayers.com or 496-6065.

film ‘THE JANE AUSTEN BOOK CLUB’: See November 30, 1:30 & 7 p.m. ‘EASTERN PROMISES’: In this crime thriller, a young midwife becomes enmeshed in London’s Russian-gangster underworld while tracking down a newborn’s relatives. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘TRIAD ELECTION’: Johnny To directed this high-octane Hong Kong film about upheavals in organized crime. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 9 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. BURKLYN ARTS HOLIDAY MARKET: See December 1, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 28. ‘THE CHRISTMAS BUS’: See November 29, 2 p.m. MAKE & TAKE POTPOURRI: See December 1. VISIT WITH SANTA: Saint Nick sings and poses for photos with kids of all ages, amid decorated trees and colorful poinsettias. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. LINDA URBAN: The author reads from her debut novel A Crooked Kind of Perfect, in which a 10-year-old dreams of playing the grand piano at Carnegie Hall. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3999.

sport WOMEN’S NATURE WALK: Females of all ages bond on a guided natural history outing alongside a local stream. Meet at the North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 1-3 p.m. $5. Info, 229-6206.

etc CHARITY BINGO: See November 28, 2 & 7 p.m. GIFT WRAP DEPOT: See November 28, 11 a.m. - 6 p.m. VERMONT INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL: See November 30, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. ‘TREES, TRAINS & TOYS’: See December 1, noon - 4 p.m. INTERNATIONAL GIFT MARKET: See December 1, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. PET PHOTOS WITH SANTA, See December 1. WRAP-A-THON: Artists craft pretty gift presentations in a fundraiser for Studio Place Arts, Barre, 2-4 p.m. Donations. Info, 479-7069.

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | calendar 27B WED.28

THU.29

FRI.30

SAT.01

SUN.02

MON.03

TUE.04

WED.05

SATURDAY 01

2x5-barreoperahouse112107.indd 1

SALAAM BOMBAY

11/27/07 12:50:47 PM

There’s no cure for winter gloom like a Bollywood musical. The Bombay-produced flicks are known for their vivid costumes and unabashed joy in song-and-dance numbers. They also reflect the “formation of a global village,� says Arunima Dasgupta, who’s currently rehearsing a cast of singers and dancers for a program called “Bollywood Through the Ages.� Part of the three-day, 15th annual Vermont International Festival, the performance recreates highlights of one of the world’s most popular film traditions, from the semi-classical Indian dance of Guide (1966) to the hip-hop rhythms of Bhool Bhulaiya (2007). Members of the local South Asian community play the parts, including nine children who perform a “prayer song� from the movie Guddi. Behind the scenes, it’s still about the next generation: All benefits go to Asha, an all-volunteer organization that helps educate impoverished children in India.

Now Serving

Beer & Wine

Lunch Specials

$5.95

‘BOLLYWOOD THROUGH THE AGES’

Authentic Thai Curries & Noodles

Saturday, December 1, Vermont International Festival, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. $12 for adults, $7 for kids 5-12, free for kids under 5. Info, 372-6086. http://www.ashanet.org/burlington

Starting at

CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING: The Colchester Community Chorus leads voices raised in song to celebrate lights in winter dusk. Colchester Meeting House, kids’ holiday crafting and stories 4 p.m.; carols, tree lighting and refreshments 4:45 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. FUNDRAISING BUFFET: An Italian restaurant passes the pasta and parmesan to support the renovation of a Jeffersonville church that houses the local food shelf and other charities. Stella Notte, Jeffersonville, noon - 8 p.m. $15. Info, 644-2212 or 644-6737. ‘BURN-OUT (OR NOT)’: A professional mediator leads a workshop on how to manage job stress. Living Yoga Studio, 35 King Street, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. $10. Registration and info, 793-1945.

MON.03 music

Also, see clubdates in Section B. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilian-style community drumming troupe. New members are welcome at the Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 343-7107. ‘YAMATO: THE DRUMMERS OF JAPAN’: Bone-shaking beats punctuate energetic ensemble dancing from this mixed-gender taiko troupe. See calendar spotlight. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth, N.H., 7 p.m. $15-28. Info, 603-646-2422. NEW MUSIC FESTIVAL: Students cap a music course by performing their original compositions at Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

dance BALLROOM DANCE PRACTICE: See November 29. SWING DANCING: Put on your saddle shoes and head for an old-fashioned sock hop at The Black Door, Montpelier, 7:30-9 p.m. $5. Info, 223-1806.

$8.95

AIDS TALK: AIDS activist and U.N. delegate T. Richard Corcoran talks about what it’s like for him to live openly with HIV. Room 111, Cheray Science Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

kids

Open Mon-Sun Lunch: 11:30am -3pm Dinner: 4-10pm We do catering and takeout orders. 2403 Shelburne Road 802-985-2022

ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 28. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See November 28, for children ages 2-3. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See ‘THE JANE AUSTEN BOOK CLUB’: See November 29. November 30. MUSIC TIME: See November 29. BITTY SKATING’: See November • Exquisite photography ‘ITTY by Josh Axelrod 1x5-lemongrass081507.indd 1 8/13/07 9:27:00 AM 29. by Rising Meadow Pottery 1x5-CCV112807.indd 1 11/26/07 1:59:21 PM • Unique and beautiful pottery Also, see exhibitions in Section A. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids • Vermont COMMUNITY DARKROOM: SeeArtisan Cheese Makers oering palate-pleasing morsels belt out fun, familiar favorites at November 29. • for sale & sampling the of Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, • Sissy Hicks, chef and owner The Dorset Inn, providing hot apple 4TH ANNUAL ART & CHEESE EVENT 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. cider & a variety of exquisite hors d’oeuvres DADS’ GROUP: Fathers and fathers• Special Performance by The Silvertones at the Dorset Playhouse Join us for a ‘MINING MODERNISM’: Film studies to-be bring offspring up toensemble age 6 to of 32 – Saturday evening 8pm. The Silvertones is a select professor Marsha Kinder of the a playgroup, meal and social hour. voices of men and women, specializing in early a cappella music, University of Southern California Winooski Family Center, by 5:30-7:30 including music of 16th century Italy and music Bach, Buxtehude, examines the history and future of p.m. Free. Info, 655-1422. Palestrina and Rachmanino. digital innovation. Robert A. Jones House, Middlebury College, 12:15 • Exquisite photography by Josh Axelrod p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. SENIOR information EXERCISE: See 28, Inn For directions or any additional callNovember The Dorset • Unique and beautiful pottery by Rising Meadow Pottery ASTRO IMAGES: At an open meeting 10 a.m. at (877) 367-7389. www.dorsetinn.com info@dorsetinn.com of the Vermont Astronomical Society, • Vermont Artisan Cheese Makers oering palate-pleasing morsels for sale Ron Anstey explains how to create & sampling digital images of stars and nebulae • Sissy Hicks, chef and owner of The Dorset Inn, providing hot apple cider BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See glimpsed through the telescope. & a variety of exquisite hors d’oeuvres November 28. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7:30 • Special Performance by The Silvertones at the Dorset Playhouse SOUTH BURLINGTON DEMOCRATS: p.m. Free. Info, 879-4032. – Saturday evening 8pm. The Silvertones is a select ensemble of 32 voices of Grassroots organizers set goals to get CATAMOUNT HEALTH: Former state men and women, specializing in early a cappella music, including music of the word out about local, state and health-care ombudsman Donna 16th century Italy and music by Bach, Buxtehude, Palestrina and Rachmanino. national candidates. Public Works Sutton Fay tells Vermonters how to Conference Room, South Burlington, apply for and use a new safety net 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4767. for the uninsured. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. ASTHMA LECTURE: Dr. Elizabeth F. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See Jaffe discusses “Treatment, Triggers November 28. and Masqueradersâ€? for a common GIFT WRAP DEPOT: See November 28. illness at the South Burlington ‘MEMORY MONDAY’: Adults 55 and Community Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. over take advantage of a free memory Info, 864-0294. screening. Fletcher Allen Health Care,

film art

“A PAIRING OF PASSIONS�

talks

Visual & Culinary Art Experience at The Dorset Inn December 8 & 9 • 12 to 6 PM

sport

activism

etc

Burlington, call for appointment. Free. Registration and info, 847-9488. MON.03 >> 28B

8 Church St. Dorset, Vermont 05251 For directions or additional info call: 877.367.7389 www.dorsetinn.com • info@dorsetinn.com

2x5-dorsetInn112807.indd 1

11/23/07 3:42:11 PM

28B || november november 28-december 28-december 05, 05, 2007 2007 || » » sevendaysvt.com sevendaysvt.com 28A

<calendar > MON.03 << 27B

COMPUTER PROTECTION WORKSHOP: Participants learn how to guard against viruses and “spyware” by downloading free software. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7217. BEAD THERAPY: Crafters chase the Monday blues with shiny baubles and refreshments. Bring a project to work on to Bead Crazy, Williston, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 288-9666. WINTER DECORATING PARTY: Book lovers help adorn a community space, then share stories and poems with a winter or holiday theme. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, decorating 6 p.m., story circle 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

TUE.04 music

Also, see clubdates in Section B. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949. AMATEUR MUSICIANS’ ORCHESTRA: David Bruce conducts an ensemble of local music lovers in a concert of Bach’s Brandenburg Concertos, Elgar’s Variations, Beethoven’s Egmont Overture and Tchaikovsky’s March of the Nutcracker. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. Free. Info, www.amovt.org or 877-6962. UVM CATAMOUNT SINGERS: Students pay tribute to the season with an annual Festive Choral Concert. St. Paul’s Episcopal Cathedral, Burlington, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0471. VOCAL RECITAL: Teddy Crecelius ’08 shows what his pipes are made of. Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

dance BALLROOM DANCE PRACTICE: See November 29, First Step Dance, Shelburne. SWING DANCING: Open practice makes perfect for music-motivated swing dancers of all levels. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501. LINE DANCING: Boot scooters show off fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, beginners’ lesson 6-7 p.m., open dancing 7-9 p.m. $9.50. Info, 434-2891. TAP AND CLOGGING LESSONS: Instructor Donna Zeo gets toes tapping at the Heineberg Senior and Community Center, Burlington, 10:15 a.m. $4. Info, 863-3982.

film ‘THE JANE AUSTEN BOOK CLUB’: See November 30. ‘PARIS, JE T’AIME’: Directors ranging from Wes Craven to the Coen Brothers to Alexander Payne contributed mini-films to this anthology about the City of Lights. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. SECRET MOVIE NIGHT: Indie film buffs wait with bated breath for a cinematic surprise. Studio STK, Burlington, 8 p.m. $3. Info, 657-3333.

‘THE NEW MEDICINE’: Students of alternative healing view the second half of this Dana-Reeve-directed PBS documentary about holistic medicine’s effect on conventional clinics and hospitals. Room 207, Bentley Hall, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476. ‘YESTERDAY’: In this Oscar-nominated drama, a rural South African mother tries to ensure her daughter’s future after learning both she and her husband have AIDS. Women’s Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. ‘LOOSE CHANGE: FINAL CUT’: A follow-up to the Internet-circulated film that challenges the official story of 9/11 poses more questions. Waterman Memorial Lounge, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free, donations. Info, 985-1180.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Blue Star Café, Winooski, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287. ‘DARK STORIES’: What really happened to Sleeping Beauty? Adults and teens thrill to grisly fairy tales of good and evil that suit the most shadowy month of the year. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 28. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See November 30, for walkers up to age 3. STORYTIME WITH A TWIST: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books, yoga and imaginative play. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848. TODDLER STORYTIME: Tykes under age 3 enjoy stories, songs and a snack at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. WINOOSKI STORYTIME: Preschoolers aged 2-and-a-half to 5 expend energy in finger play and song, then listen to tales. Winooski Memorial Library, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 655-6424.

sport ZUMBA FITNESS: See December 1, 5:30 p.m. COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS: Beginner to intermediate stretchers strike poses for spine alignment. Healing in Common Lobby, Network Chiropractic of Vermont, Shelburne, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9850.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See November 28.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See November 28. CHARITY BINGO: See November 28. GIFT WRAP DEPOT: See November 28. PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY QUILTERS GUILD: New members are welcome at a monthly stitchers’ meeting. Christ Memorial Church, Williston, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 872-9973. PARENT EDUCATION WORKSHOP: ’Rents learn a simple method for disciplining the youngsters without yelling or spanking. Third floor conference room, Washington County Children, Youth & Family Services, 260 Beckley Hill, Barre, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 476-8757, ext. 115. CAREER FOCUS WORKSHOP: The Vermont Student Assistance Corporation hosts a self-assessment and goal-setting session for adults contemplating a career change. North Country Union High School library, Newport, 6-9 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 642-3177; ask for Outreach Program. VPT COMMUNITY COUNCIL MEETING: An advisory council considers the future of Vermont Public Television, with help from the public. National Bank of Middlebury, noon - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 655-8059. GIANT MENORAH LIGHTING: As dusk falls, latkes and doughnuts accompany a ceremony to celebrate the first day of the Festival of Lights. UVM Green, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-7612.

WED.05 music

Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See November 28. ‘YAMATO: THE DRUMMERS OF JAPAN’: See December 3. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $23-36. Info, 863-5966. NEW MUSIC FESTIVAL: See December 3. HAND-DRUMMING RECITAL: Percussive palms beat complex rhythms at the UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 656-3040.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See November 28. BALLROOM INTRO: See November 28. ‘TAKING FLIGHT’: A dance course generated these “lightly produced” performances designed by budding choreographers. Dance Theatre, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

drama ‘OH, VICTORIA!’: In this one-woman show, actor Sarah Payne portrays Victoria Woodhull, a larger-than-life “free love” advocate who ran for U.S. president in 1872. South Burlington Community Library, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7480. ‘BEAUTY AND THE BEAST’: Northern Stage asks audiences to “be their guest” for this splashy, witty musical adapted from the Disney animation. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 296-7000. ‘WINTER TALES’: Local musicians Patti Casey and Brett Hughes join host Willem Lange for a new edition of Vermont Stage Company’s ode to the stories Vermonters use to while away the cold months. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $26.50. Info, www.vtstage.org or 86-FLYNN.

film ‘THE JANE AUSTEN BOOK CLUB’: See November 30. ‘THE MAN IN THE WHITE SUIT’: British actor Sir Alec Guinness stars as the inventor of a miracle fabric in this 1951 comedy. Savoy Theatre, Montpelier, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 454-4675.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of Out of the Dust by Karen Hesse sweep up their impressions of the free-verse novel. Lincoln Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. NORTH OF THE BORDER: Readers of Antonine Maillet’s novel Pélagie-laCharette dip into Canada’s cultural diversity. Bradford Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4536. RUSTY DEWEES: “The Logger” reads from his collection of essays and reflections, Scrawlins, written in a no-fuss North Country voice. Borders, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

talks ‘BOOK CLUBS, TUPPERWARE & OPRAH’: UVM English lecturer Sarah Turner considers whether reading groups are girly. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. ‘KING ARTHUR’S ENDURING APPEAL’: Canadian historian Jim Slocombe examines Western civilization’s 1500year-old legend of a unifying monarch. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095. ‘ROME & THE FOUNDING FATHERS’: Dartmouth classics professor emeritus Edward Bradley compares ancient Roman attitudes toward conquest and civilization with those of the thinkers who penned the U.S. Constitution. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. ‘WHERE IN THE WORLD IS KINGDOM COUNTY?’: Vermont author Howard Frank Mosher offers a visual overview of the fictional setting for his novels. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. ALUMNI PANEL: Former leaders in the St. Mike’s chapter of the Student Global AIDS Campaign talk about where they’ve gone since graduation. Room 101, Cheray Science Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. NATURE PHOTOGRAPHY: Fine art photographer Amalia Veralli explains how to capture the unique textures of flowers on film at Gardener’s Supply Company, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 660-3500, ext. 5386. THE CHANGING FACE OF VERMONT AGRICULTURE’: Deb Heleba of the Center for Sustainable Agriculture examines the next generation of Green Mountain food growers. Room 116, Aiken Center, UVM, Burlington, 11:15 a.m. Free. Info, 656-2630.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 28. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See November 28. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See November 28. HINESBURG PLAYGROUP: See November 28.

It’s Classifieds! online. self-serve. local.

8sevendaysvt.com

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See November 28. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See November 28.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See November 28. T’AI CHI CHIH CLASS: Fred Solomon leads people through a set of nonviolent movements designed to improve balance, flexibility and longevity. Heineberg Senior and Community Center, Burlington, noon. $4. Info, 863-3982.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See November 28. ‘MEET ANTHONY POLLINA’: The former Progressive gubernatorial candidate who helped launch a local organic milk cooperative discusses how to move Vermont farming forward. South Burlington City Offices, 575 Dorset Street, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-5275.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See November 28. ESL GROUPS: See November 28. KNITTING POSSE: See November 28. NOONTIME KNITTERS: See November 28. BURNHAM KNITTERS: See November 28. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: See November 28. BINGO: See November 28. CHARITY BINGO: See November 28. VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: See November 28. HEBREW READING WORKSHOP: See November 28. GIFT WRAP DEPOT: See November 28. CHESS GROUP: Beginning and intermediate-level players cut corners to put each other’s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. GERMAN-ENGLISH EXCHANGE: Anglophones practice foreign-language conversation with native speakers of Deutsch, and vice versa. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. CITIZENSHIP CLASS: Wannabe Yanks learn about U.S. history and government in preparation for their naturalization interview. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. ‘MICROSOFT EXCEL’: Number crunchers practice using formulas in a popular spreadsheet program, in this intermediate-level class. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 879-7576. ‘YOUR PERSONAL FINANCES’: Kirk Shamberger of CK Financial Resources talks with penny pinchers about their investment opportunities. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 879-7576. LOCAL FOODS DINNER: Roasted winter veggies with maple glaze, apple torte and other Vermont-sourced vittles are on the menu at this benefit for Rural Vermont. Glass Onion Restaurant, Hannaford Career Center, Middlebury, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $35 or two tickets for $60. Info, 223-7222. >

spot

fp-vt3-112807.pdf

11/27/07

12:59:33 PM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | 29B

Your next

great gig Green Technology Graphic Design Software Development E-Gaming Robotics

Vermont’s coolest companies want you. Learn about Vermont businesses and schools that are incorporating technology in exciting and innovative ways at an employment expo like no other… Some exhibitors and presenters include: Dealer.com, Polhemus, NRG Systems, Propeller Media Works, Concept 2, groSolar, Resolution, The Data Farm, PIEmatrix, Earth Turbines, Burlington Telecom, UVM, JDK Design, C2, Contois Music, Vermont Software Developers’ Alliance, EpikOne, St. Michael’s College, Champlain College and Seven Days.

For exhibition information, contact info@lkpeal.com.

Featuring a live demo of

Guitar Hero III

by local developer Contois Music

Saturday, January 26, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.

Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington Waterfront — Free Admission UNDERWRITTEN BY: EPIKONE, VERMONT SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS’ ALLIANCE, LAKE CHAMPLAIN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, GBIC, CEDO, VERMONT DEPARTMENT OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT

30B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

hese t e s Brow d more ads an e for onlin

Create your own profile for

FRE ! E ! E FRE

Respond by email directly through our dating website with a membership or call the phone number below.

If you’re looking for relationships, dates, flirts, or to hook-up, this is your scene. WOMEN seeking MEN SEEKING WITTY AND ARTICULATE SWEETHEART I am a warm, friendly, happy, educated woman with two grown offspring. I have an interesting day job (unrelated to my psychology degree) and a sideline as a professional musician. Looking to share good times in the Upper Valley and beyond. I live in Springfield, VT, but work in Hanover. I enjoy arts, tennis, travel and much more. SmartCookie_KindHeart, 53, l, #107496 STYLISH, INDEPENDENT, ETHEREAL BEAUTY Greetings to all you brave and curious people out there. Step right up. Mystery, intrigue and beauty await you. At the least, it could be entertaining. So follow, but not too closely! outsidetheorgonebox, 40, #107490 SAVVY, WHIMSICAL, WARM, WITTY WOMAN I don’t want a second childhood; I want a great adulthood. Love long walks, hard exercise, the outdoors on sunny days, a good book, designing. Living in SW Vermont. I like travel and men who are comfortable in their skin in varied settings. Grounded, active dreamers appeal. Oh, and I am partial to irreverent reverence. Liars stink, in either gender. tomboy59, 48, l, #107481 ISO OF TWINFLAME Adventurous, attractive, healthy, voluptuous woman, height-weight proportionate, 30, 5’11, ethnic female, divorced, no kids. Looking for a good, close friend to build a meaningful relationship with (e.g. sharing same activities, interests, hobbies). Respond if you are 21-55, attractive/active, enjoy the voluptuous type of woman, and are looking for a female friend to hang with for friendship, casual activities and maybe more. mynix2325, 30, l, #107483 HOW DO YOU KNOW? Been flying solo for some time. Looking for a partner in crime. Travel to faraway lands, pretend to know distant languages and read about life that was yesterday. Throw back some drinks, hit the dance floor, see a sweet show, swing by the shore and soak in the salt water. Strong, independent and intelligent mate sought in return for same. nosallytoday, 32, l, #107476 INTELLIGENT, OPEN-MINDED, STRONG WOMAN 420 friendly, very laid-back, down-to-earth. I’m the type of girl guys wish they could find. Love all music, enjoy spending time with family and friends. Looking for someone with respect who knows how to treat a woman right. No BS. I love to be in love, with the right person. Willing to give my all; are you? amazingchick2386, 19, l, #107460 HONEST, FUN-LOVING, AWESOME! I’m new to the area, just moved from the West Coast. I like hiking, reading and traveling. I would like to meet people who are fun to be around and can make me laugh. pixie, 45, l, #107453

Now $ only

7

DREAMS MAKE PATHWAYS I am an honest, sweet dreamer with a funny charm and a charismatic nature. I tend to explore my world on a continuous quest to seek the unknown and supernatural. I enjoy the pleasures of the simple life, and the sheer excitement of the wild and spontaneous. If you are a man who wishes to travel, call on me. Jashiwi, 25, l, #107451 KICK-ASS, HARD-WORKING SINGLE MOM I have been single for a long time and I am looking for someone for dating, fun and friendship. People who make me laugh are the best. I have varied interests, but hiking isn’t one of them. Securitychick, 38, #107447 POT O’ LOVE FOR YOU Cute and cuddly 42-year-old looking for a good man to have fun with. How to describe myself? Are you wondering yet? I love to laugh and have a good time. I have a wicked sense of humor and an easy-going personality. Very laid-back, good ol’ girl. Love the outdoors and animals. Am looking for someone to explore the inner child in all of us with. fluffygirl, 42, #107442 SARAH DOES BURLINGTON I go by Sarah, but you can call me Snow White. I live with seven men, but I’m not easy. My deal breakers are mama’s boys and/or frat boys. I have a cynical sense of humor and sometimes I can be rather sarcastic, so I need someone who can keep up. Want to sing in the shower with me? ME-OOOW! SarahPurple, 23, l, #107423 I WANNA BE ON YOU I am a girl who’s tired of getting hurt. I’m up for a good laugh all the time and people say I have a great ass. I’m not up for long distance or a guy too much shorter than me. Let’s get together and cuddle naked. ChelseaAKAShelf, 25, l, #107420 SMART, SAVORY AND SWEET LADY I am a comfortable and confident woman who enjoys drinking wine, eating soulful food, dancing, reading in bed, taking photography road trips, doing yoga, working out, hulahooping and laughing! I am a busy lady, but would like to meet someone who can take time to share in the enjoyment of doing our favorite things together. elixiroflife, 30, u, l, #104419 MY NICKNAME IS “SPIKE” Single mom of two boys, looking for fun and new friends. Must have a sense of humor and love to laugh. Can’t be afraid of life and what it throws at you. last_vermonter40, 40, l, #107395 SENSITIVE SMARTASS SEEKS... Still looking for my path - heck, still looking for the road sign to take me to my path! Artist, writer, barista, overeducated and underemployed, sense of humor tends toward sarcastic, but there’s a warm heart underneath. Love going out and staying home; love trying new things. In search of warmth, humor, passion, intelligence, curiosity, fun, _____. Amble, 37, l, #103064 WILD, BUT NOTHING ILLEGAL I’m the type of person who likes to just go do something. I like hitting up the clubs and dancing all night, but I can also just sit down and watch a movie. It would be nice to find a guy who can dance and will get up on the floor and grind with me. Life is short. Live it. funlovingirl, 20, #107349

WOMEN seeking WoMEN LOVE THE QUESTIONS Educator/artist/geek given to fits of whimsy. I love all things creative, movement and music, walking, talking, reading, learning about anything and, of course, my cool kid. Apt to go to the Flynn versus the bar. Love public radio; want to be on “Wait, Wait!” someday. Trying to use my privileges to leverage change in a biased world. swirl, 41, u, l, #107478 ADVENTUROUS, SPORTY, GENUINE, COMPASSIONATE, LOVABLE I’m looking for someone not to try and understand me but to accept me for who I am. I love to be outside. My favorite activities are biking and skiing. I spend most of my winter at the mountain and most of my summer in the saddle. I am seeking some adventure and some good memories. sjolicoeur, 26, l, #107383 WHAT DO THE CARDS SAY? Ask what I do and I’ll respond in typical Gemini fashion: photographer, Tarot reader, writer. If can look back on my life with pleasure, I’ve lived it well. Make me laugh, tease me, challenge my brain. Just because I have an MA in English doesn’t mean you have to quote Tennyson to impress me. I’d rather explore your beautiful places. vtgrrl9, 37, l, #107380 COUNTRY GIRL, CUDDLY, NEEDING LOVE OK, here’s the scoop. I’m about to be 21 and I want a G/F. I’m married and I could never share with him ‘cuz I tend to get jealous so it’s just us. I love to chat and can always listen when you’ve had a bad day. I want someone to cuddle and hang out with. Sex is always good too though. So what’s up? Let’s chat. Bubble1049, 20, #107313 DON JUAN DEMARCO IN DISGUISE Tired of always being a good girl. I’m looking for someone to get into trouble with. A Don Juan DeMarco at heart, looking for someone who doesn’t mind being swept away. I enjoy spending time at the movies, walking Church St., or hanging out at the dog park. Looking for friends, but if you’re in for adventure, perhaps there may be more. kalypso2212, 26, l, #102551 ADVENTURE BEGINS OUT OF COMFORT ZONE! I am all about learning and trying new things. I like to be “stimulated,” mind, body and soul. I am looking for new people and adventures to full fill my needs. So, if you are interested in sharing some adventures with me, let’s talk! shanno, 35, l, #104071 CAN YOU KEEP UP? I’m looking for someone whom I can hang out with. My ideal would be someone with an aggressive or strong personality who knows what they want and is not afraid to go after it. I want someone who likes to party and have a good time, but also likes to relax and watch movies. lil_ghost_84, 23, u, l, #107151 UMM... Well, I like to think of myself as pretty chill. I can definitely be an extremist, but I don’t usually lose control. I would say, anything you want to know, just ask. I am looking for someone to share some good moments with, have fun, create a friendship, explore life and learn something with. pAnDaLoVe, 22, l, #107136 FEELING MY ELECTRIFY I am a romantic to the core. I’ve lived in Vermont most of my life. I’m sarcastic, though not in a pessimistic way, and I have a dirty sense of humor but I know how to keep it clean. I love to cuddle. I contra dance and am picking up ballroom. Poetry is one of my great loves. poes_girl, 19, l, #107132

MEN seeking WoMEN CULTURED, PASSIONATE AND WILLING I have been to many places and met lots of people, and I just try to encompass the best of what I’ve seen. I work hard, play hard and live hard. I can relate to just about anyone and can have a good time doing just about anything. I try to do my best. Always. skisontwoplanks, 30, l, #107494 BLUE-EYED CONVERSATIONALIST I just moved here and I’m looking to meet someone I can enjoy spending time with, wherever that may lead. Great listener and talker, love conversation and debate. Wellread, and a great read myself. archiesizemore, 25, l, #107484 HONEST, FUNNY, COMPASSIONATE, GEEK Greetings. Thanks for reading my profile. I’m going to be honest, hope it doesn’t scare you off. I have a good job, friends, happiness, but I feel a void. I need someone I can share with and care about. If you feel the same longing, maybe we should connect. Sorry, I’m not usually so emo, promise :P. pirate, 24, #107480 SHY, CO-DEPENDENT LOVER I’m an easily isolated, intelligent artist. I need someonte to force me out of my shell. Once I warm up, I think I’m fun. I like reasons to go outdoors. gerald, 31, l, #107479 “THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS!” Dork for sure. I’m also thoughtful, present, attractive, kind and handy as all hell. I love the outdoors and care deeply about our environment! And art. intervale, 45, l, #101618 EVER BEEN IN A FIRE? I’m an easygoing guy who enjoys being outside in the forest (even when it’s not on fire). Looking for someone who likes to be outside enjoying nature. forest_fires_are_cool, 24, l, #107473 OUTDOORSY MED STUDENT FROM MAINE Grey’s Anatomy is pretty good for a chick flick, but I don’t exactly want that to be my life, so I thought I would give this a try. I am looking for a cute and lovely young lady who is passionate and intelligent, as well as caring and kind. briggsbj9, 23, l, #107458 THE RESEARCH CONTINUES A couple of crazy, fresh-from-the-West-Coast, fun hounds seek partners in crime. Looking for friends in the cold, grey landscape for assorted capers. Must have interest in music, great food, art and wild speculation. Abstract diversification a plus. Active day schemes and covert ops at night. No experience required will train. Call now, operators are standing by. specialfriends, 39, #107440

SHARP, SENSITIVE, NEW TO VT New to Vermont and looking to make new friends and meet that special someone. I enjoy outdoor activities, ethnic dinners, Native American and Far East philosophy, renewable energy and friendly conversations on politics. Friends say I’m sensitive, a good communicator (when I want to be), honest and dependable. energy_bum, 31, l, #107419 STABLE, FUN, HONEST I am brand new at this and, to be quite honest, very scared! I am the nice-guy type: very stable, love my life and all life has to offer. Looking for someone to share the future. sunbowsea, 43, #107412 FUN TIMES AWAIT YOU HERE I’m just an easygoin’ guy lookin’ for someone to spend time with and have fun. I’m hopping to find someone whom I can laugh with and just relax, whether on the go or at home. I am very laid back. I live by “Worrying is like a rocking chair: it’s a good idea, but it doesn’t get you anywhere.” stenty, 22, l, #107407 SEEKING EGALITARIAN RELATIONSHIP In my spare time I like to kayak, sail, ski, play tennis, scuba-dive and travel, mostly in Europe, North America and the Caribbean. A sometimes-avid reader, I’m fluent in French and Swedish. I enjoy the theater, the opera, classical music and the ballet. Before going into law, I worked as an electronics and computer engineer. progressive, 63, l, #107401

MEN seeking MEN DEAL, 59 4 MUSCLE YOUTH Hey. 59, 6’2”, 190-lb. GWM with looks, wit, enthusiasm, humor, auto interests, lust, champagne tastes for youth, muscle and looks into humor, dinners, playin’, road trips, talks, movies, competition, art, music and life. I’m living close to Burlington but near the ski areas. Great expectations are cool but short stories work too. ScottVT1, 59, #107391 NEK RAINBOW PARTY NEK gay folk: if you’re out there, holla back. helaughs, 24, l, #107390 NICE, OUTGOING, FRIENDLY GUY Hey everyone, I am new to the area, just moved here from Idaho. I’m looking for nice guys who want to go out on a date or just hang out. I would love to find someone who would like to go out for dinner and a movie. Age does not really matter that much. wishing_for_fate_ hoping_for_love, 19, l, #107138 LOOKING FOR FRIENDS AND MORE I am 46 GWM 5’6”, 150 lbs., looking to make some new friends and have some hot fun along the way. Robbie07, 46, l, #107121

COUNTRY BOY WITH CITY SKILLS I have been working and traveling for the past three years and life has led me back to Btown. I just moved into a great apartment on Church St. and am living with my old college roommate. I am trying to meet some new ladies to hang out with, so hit me up. You never know what might happen. Bick, 27, l, #107433

KIND-HEARTED MAN SEEKING LTR Do you like to have fun? Are you looking for a friendship that could lead to a long-term relationship? 36-year-old workaholic here seeking a fun, kind man to get to know and possibly date. If you are seeking a kindhearted, down-to-earth guy, then give me a shout and let’s have some fun. maverickvt26, 36, l, #107098

BLUE-EYED BUILDER SEEKS WOMAN Me: likes Annie Dillard and homemade tapioca pudding. Creating, physical activity and human contact are necessary. You: ?? (Where’s the fun in knowing?). patternlanguage, 26, l, #107373

WHAT’S BEHIND THOSE BLUE EYES Whatever you think about blue eyes, it ain’t innocence. There are a lot of dark, sexy places behind them. I like literature, walks, hikes and good conversation. And, oh, I almost forgot... sex! Mathieu, 49, l, #105612

SCRUFFY, POLITICAL, NERDY I am a young, politically active guy who enjoys what could generally be described as nerdy films and TV shows that are best enjoyed with copious amounts of Vermont beer. I’m looking for someone who can accept the fact that I can name all the minor characters in Star Wars, though I don’t expect them to be impressed by that. scruffyVermonter, 22, l, #107429

HEADY, HOT DUDE I am just me. Looking for a cool dude who is not only fun out on the town but can also go visit my family. Drop me a line if you want to find out more. slanik, 29, #102398

l This profile has a photo online. u This profile has a voice greeting available.

for 24 hours of unlimited calling! Don’t pay by the minute! Respond to any and all ads on this page for just $7

Call 1-520-547-4556

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | personals 31B

hese t e s Brow d more ads an e for onlin

Create your own profile for

FRE ! E ! E FRE

Respond by email directly through our dating website with a membership or call the phone number below.

If you’re looking for full-on kink or BDSM play, you’ll get what you need here. WOMEN seeking… MIGHT I SCRATCH YOUR ITCH? If you’re yearning for a woman’s touch, well, baby, so am I! Clean, safe femmes wanted... That’s me with a dash of witty banter thrown in. I’m looking for something hot and lovely we can both come back to as we wish. I’m fit and leggy and experienced in all the right ways. Et toi, cheri? pleasedtobehere2, 49, l, #107467 SEXPOT I am a woman seeking someone who wants to show me a good time. I love doing spontaneous things. Do you? govotank91, 19, l, #107376 INEXPERIENCED BUT EAGER TO LEARN I’m experienced with men but not women. I’ve fantasized for years about being with a woman but just never had the chance or opportunity. Now I really want to make my fantasy into a reality. I’d like someone experienced to be my teacher. So if you’re interested in being my teacher, let me know. verycurious, 32, #107324 SEXY BLOND SEEKS... I’m looking for a man who knows how to have a good time with no commitment. If you want to know more, email me. eb83, 24, u, l, #107296 FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS I’m looking for a man with confidence who isn’t afraid to take control and get wild. I love to be dominated in bed. I am into a lot of different things, including threesomes. You must be discreet and drug- and disease-free. Married men are OK, too. Hotsexybunny, 42, #107281 GIRL-GIRL VIRGIN...HELP! WAY overdue for the girl-girl experience; I want to lose my “virginity”! I have the only cock I want, but need a playmate! Want someone different from me in all the right places, for sexy fun with NO drama. Need a dirty mind, dirty mouth and clean medical record. I’m too young to be inhibited, too old to be reckless. Let’s see whatcha got! sassafrass, 35, l, #107156 A FANTASY OF A LOVER Honesty is key. I’m in a LDR with a man. We are looking for a woman who would help us fulfill a phone sex fantasy. I would like to get to know you a bit first. Then we could talk about our causal experience. If you are interested please get in contact. I’m an open book. Thanks ;). rudown, 24, u, l, #107099 NAUGHTY GIRL NEXT DOOR Never done this before but I got sick of guys. I love giving oral sex rather than receiving. Toys are always fun. I’m down for anything at least once. shygal02, 22, #107039 HIGHLY PASSIONATE SWF, 39, looking for pleasure, love or lust. Would like to explore some kinky fantasies. A man willing to give me a try to please him. Clean and discreet, please. Possible relationship, too. CA2001, 39, u, #106992

Now $ only

10

NEW LESSONS TO BE LEARNED Shy, awkward and inexperienced, looking for a teacher of sorts, someone to be patient with me, open me up, help me learn to feel comfortable in my own skin, and show me things I might like to know. Would like just an individual experience, for now. justcuriousenough, 24, l, #106929 CINDERELLA WITH THE DOUBLE DS You know, I’m refusing to give up! I am voluptuous, plus-sized - there’s no disguising the fact - so if that’s not your type, don’t respond and waste my time, okay? I’m looking for a little bit of the wild side with some domination thrown in, but admittedly, I’m somewhat of a novice at things. I’d love some help in that department. biggrlzdocry, 32, #106753 TINY WITH BIG IMAGINATION Petite female, 33, looking for “forbidden” adventures... littleadventure, 33, #106636 DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS I love to say no - think you’re good enough to make me want to say yes? Can you afford to own me? Ooh, Daddy, I like it rough, but you’d better be sweet and reward me for all I do for you or this kitten will grow claws! mama_pajama, 38, u, #104953 I NEED SOMETHING NEW I’m looking to have fun with a hot girl who wants to go down anywhere. I need someone kinky and spontaneous who is just looking for a good time and some hook ups. I’m up for anything. Iwantu2, 19, #104005 QUITE A CATCH Voluptuous (so there’s more to love), brunette, brown eyes. Looking to try new experiences, very curious about BDSM, but not into pain. Searching for someone to be my private tutor. Please, don’t bother responding if you’re not the plus-size type or involved with someone. Let’s not waste my time or yours. wholelottaluv, 35, #103993 MY SEXUALITY REFUSES DEFINITION. Seeking 22-32 cute AF/Armani poster boy to party with at clubs and between the sheets. Definitely DON’T want NSA sex or a one-nighter. Yeah, there has to be an emotional/sexual connect to heat something up:-). Considered beautiful. Not a straight girl! My sexuality can be best described as gay guy in bed. Imagine me as him; if that makes you hot, email. jag, 40, #101915 MUCH-TO-LUV REDHEAD Okay, I am sooo new to this! If you are out there, hope you find me! I am new to the BDSM scene, let’s say books “aroused” my curiosity, and I think it’s what’s been missing from my life, I just need to find the right teacher! I’m a full figured-gal, not your thing, don’t respond! (Also, no married or cheaters!). much2luv, 35, #101862

MEN seeking… SAFE, DISCREET, PASSIONATE Looking for a senior man with his own place for safe, sane, discreet, passionate encounters. Am open to experiment. Size unimportant. Willing to accommodate. bobcob56, 52, #107459

EXPERIENCED DOM Attractive man with years of domination experience. I enjoy helping women explore their submissive side in a safe atmosphere. vtdomguy, 33, l, #107454 LOOKING FOR FUN IN PLATTSBURGH Looking for fun and a good time at night. Age doesn’t count. Willing to bring you to a good time. lookingforfun, 26, #107452 LOOKING FOR A LITTLE EXCITEMENT I’m up for almost anything and I’m bored. I’m new to town and I don’t know many people yet. Crnobog_Rising, 20, l, #107381 M2M Looking for some m2m, once or on a regular basis. Your wishes are my priorities. Let me worship you when you need to be worshipped. Size and age do not matter. I aim to please. jack0316, 44, #107375 LOOKING FOR NEW PLEASURES! I live in Plattsburgh, NY. I can travel to Vermont for meetings. I am open-minded and love new experiences. I enjoy a BBW so size doesn’t matter. I love feet and lovely butts. I can be on the submissive side but also can take charge. Would love to experience different fetishes with someone. looking_for_ a_tasteNY, 47, #107363 SHY GUY FOR WILD SEX I tend to be a bit shy at first. Once I get going, though, it’s wild times. Looking for someone to have discreet sexual encounters with. I am open to just about anything and just want to have a good time. Must be clean and diseasefree. leo7lion7, 36, #107347 ATTRACTIVE, FIT AND AVAILABLE I am an attractive, single, fit, busy guy looking for someone to have fun with, no strings attached. catamount, 32, #107343 BIRTHDAY GUY SEEKING... It’s my birthday and I’m looking for some fun! SM seeking slave or private photo shoot for an evening. Must be single, 21-31 yrs. old, clean and discreet. Weight and looks don’t matter. JoePublic, 28, #107330 FREAKY BUT FUN! I am looking for a lady who can accept me just the way I am. I have a professional career and have returned to college to study business. My private life consists of cross-dressing and letting a woman use a strap on on me. I like petite, shaved. Oral (mutual) is a must, and we’ll go from there. Long term possible. 107276, 40, l, #107276 HORNY BOY FOR YOU Hey everyone, I am really horny and just looking for anyone and any kind of fun. I don’t say no to anything. I promise. hornyman890, 28, #107270 AVAILABLE, DIVORCED, CLEAN, FUN, ATTENTIVE Divorced, handsome, professional WM seeks F between 40 and 55 for NSA LT affair. I’m drugand disease-free, respectful and discreet, and expect same. A little overweight is OK. Ideally, friends as well as benes. I fantasize about a woman bold enough to call me and say, “I’m horny, come on over right away.” Thanks for writing. timepassesslowly, 53, #107263 PASSIONATE LOVER Tall, hot, passionate man in great shape looking for that special female friend for some polyamorous delights. You’ve fantasized about being sexually adventurous with a woman and more than one man. You are slender to athletic build with all the right curves and ready to indulge your fantasies. A professional, sensuous, imaginative, playful non-smoker. Oh, did I mention HOT? ryan65, 42, #107233 ISO DAMSEL IN DISTRESS Is the sharp pendulum blade of loneliness swinging over you? Can’t break free from the buzz saw of unattachment? Afraid you’ll lose your head without a soulmate? I’m searching for a single female with twinkling eyes who’s not afraid to discuss magical mutual fantasies for LTR. This Gallahad may be the underdog hero needed to save you from oncoming peril. KnightTemplar, 51, u, #107078

MARRIED GUY LOOKING FOR SAME Married guy looking to have discreet fun with other married guys. Burlington area. 30-50 years old. Irishonevt, 40, #107180

FREE AT LAST Recently divorced, looking to get back in the saddle with the right gal or gals. Not ready for commitment again. I just want to play and have lots of great, wild sex. freshmeat, 32, #107024 12:46 PM Page 1

SEXPOT 1x1-naughty081507 8/13/07 I like fishing, chess. I’m looking for LTR with CASUAL, NO STRINGS, GOOD FUN woman 25-55 years old for good times and having fun. tony, 39, #107153 I’m a good-looking guy looking for some casual sex. Everyone has needs; I’m just looking to full fill them. I might be a little shy at first but I warm up fast! Looking for women who want to have some fun, are open to new things. Lkn4fun, 31, #107017

NAUGHTY LOCAL GIRLS WANT TO CONNECT WITH YOU

69¢ per minute

1-888-420-BABE 1-473-405-8999 NEED BBW Need a BBW, for discreet sex and play. You will not be disappointed. You cannot be too large for me. boltonvt, 53, #107142 WILD, LOOKING FOR SOME LOVE! I’m happily married but have feelings for some extra fun... wildmdg, 30, #107131 DUDES, LET’S PLAY! Looking for fun, masculine guys for good times. Let’s play in the Northeast Kingdom. wolven, 35, #107130 SEXUALLY YOURS Just looking for sex. I aim to please, don’t care who you are or what you look like. I get off by getting my partner off. Race, gender, size, sex mean nothing. Sex is sex. I pleasure from the pleasure I give! mabbit, 33, #107109 BALD ADONIS SEEKING Up here in Burlington again. I tour full-time with music, but I love to meet people for photography, play, even coffee :-). cueball73, 34, l, #107103 LOOKING FOR APPRECIATIVE LOVER Looking for a woman who appreciates being with a good guy who will treat her right! I’m adventurous, enjoy dominant and submissive, toys. Great attitude about safe and loving sex is crucial! Sex can be almost spiritual, that’s part of it. At the time of release I think we are in a different place, if just for a moment. Cum join me! passionateinvt, 43, #107086 NEED MORE! Involved with workaholic. Need outlet. Please help! Sexually knowledgeable and willing to learn. mcclure, 34, #103094 HOT MAN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING INTERESTING I am a very fit, good-looking, single, white male looking for anything unique, fun, creative and kinky. I have been with a guy before and enjoy the thought of being with a bisexual couple. I am very easygoing, easy to get along with and nonthreatening. I’ll send you some pictures if you are interested. earthbender, 33, u, l, #107053 LOOKING FOR FUN I like to have fun, get wild and party. I’m looking for someone who knows how to get down and dirty. bobbybass30, 33, u, l, #107044 EXPAND MY LIMTS AND HORIZONS 49, professional, GWM in great shape, loves to bike ride, swim, kayak, play in the surf and work out. Looking for another good-looking, well-educated guy who’s not afraid to push my limits and expand my horizons in a discreet but fun setting. I’m mostly bottom and love to try new things with a strong top man. bodysurfer, 49, l, #106986 CNOECBK I love to have fun and play sports, especially golf. I would love to show a fine young lady how to swing my shaft. :). longshlongsilver, 22, u, l, #107033

THIGH-HIGH BOOT-LOVER SEX! If you’re into boots, leather and latex, then I’m the guy for you. Nothing makes me hornier than a well-dressed woman, if you know what I mean. And finding the right person to share this with is truly the hardest thing. So, are you the one? Please let me know and you won’t be sorry! bootluver, 35, #107013

OTHERS seeking… LOOKING FOR DISCREET, TALENTED MAN Let’s meet and see what happens. Usually available after the Amtrak comes in. Often walking around downtown in the evenings with nothing better to do. Only interested in fun, discreet and hot. No strings. LadyBoy, 23, #107498 SEXY COUPLE SEEKS WINTER PLAYMATES Thirtysomething couple seeks playmates and friends with benefits. Fun, active, liberal, cerebral and horny duo would like to share our adventures with others. Ski, ride or hike during the days, then cook exotic meals, engage in absurd conversations, see live music and top it off with massages/slippery fun in the evenings. We aren’t perfect and appreciate curvy, voluptuous women. 3isperfect, 39, #107437 LAVISHLY EROTIC DEXTEROUS DUO Alluring couple seeks naughty playmate. Fit male and arousing, bi-curious female are looking for irresistible female muse to fulfill erotic fantasies. Playful, attractive and intelligent are desirable traits with interest in enjoying the pleasure of both parties. Focus on her (and you). However, a clear desire to mutually please him. So are you up to achieving this tantalizing trinity? dexterous_ duo, 28, l, #107410 NORMAL, SANE AND INSATIABLE We’re a clean, professional, height/weight proportional married couple who are normal in every way until we get behind closed doors. She’s insatiable and bi. He’s straight and trying to keep up. He could use the help of clean professional women and couples to fulfill all our fantasies and desires. Come play with us. We’re fun, funny and great people. openminds4u, 43, #107335 COUPLE SEEKING THIRD Late 20s, attractive, professional, clean manwoman couple seeking woman for DISCREET sexual encounter. He’s done it before; she hasn’t but is willing to try. If you are a woman between the ages of 20 and 35, attractive, disease-free and looking for a satisfying sexual encounter, please reply. ru4us, 28, l, #107290 HOT AND HORNY COUPLE We’re looking for a discreet encounter with another couple or single female or male. Don’t want anything serious, just some day or night fun. hotandsexy, 33, #107229 LOOKING FOR A HOT WOMAN Hi, I am looking for a hot woman to play with me and my man. Must be attractive and clean. We practice safe sex and lots of play. Come and play with us; we love to do all kinds of things. It’s your call. We are up for suggestions - just let us know. Please send a pic. candykisses, 38, #107187

l this profile has a photo online. u this profile has a voice greeting available.

for 24-hours of unlimited calling! Don’t pay by the minute! Respond to any and all ads on this page for just $10.

Call 1-520-547-4568

32B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

Mistress

Maeve

Your Gracious Guide to Love & Lust! Dearest Mistress, I am a well respected and somewhat prominent member of my community. Add to that the fact that I am married and have kids, and everything seems great, right? Well, yes and no. For my entire sexually active life, I have been into BDSM. I’m not sure where it comes from, but I have a desire to be tied up and tormented accordingly. My wife, however, is not into this lifestyle, and I’m finding it hard not to want to find someone who can help me scratch this itch . . . Mistress, this isn’t really about sex — it’s about power (or loss thereof). How do I go about fulfilling this need that I have? Would I be unfaithful to my wife if I did? Yours, Fit To Be Tied Dear F.T.B.T., If you’re asking me whether participating in BDSM behind your wife’s back is cheating — it is, and it will ultimately only make your situation worse. That being said, I get it: You’re not talking about getting your rocks off — you’re talking about a sexual, emotional and perhaps even spiritual journey through power exchange. People who haven’t experienced the cathartic effects of BDSM often do not understand how compelling these urges can be. You say you don’t know where your desire comes from, and that worries me. Before I play with any submissive, I demand to know exactly what led them to BDSM. Sometimes it’s simply a sense of adventure, but most of the time the feeling is rooted in a deep emotional place and takes them back to childhood. I urge you to explore the roots of your desire — with a therapist, if necessary — and communicate this to your wife. If you’re more forthcoming with your feelings, she may be more willing to oblige — she might even see it as a way to become closer to you emotionally. You say your wife isn’t into the “lifestyle,” but how do you know? How have you broached the subject? If she thinks you want her in a full leather body suit, flogging you while you bark like a dog, she may be put off or intimidated. However, she could be open to playing with fuzzy cuffs and feathers. While this may seem vanilla to you, it can be a comfortable introduction to the more taboo activities you crave. If you get real with your wife about the roots of your BDSM fantasies, she may surprise you. If she still balks, you’ll have to decide what’s more important — your submissive needs, or your marriage. But either way, you owe it to your wife to remain faithful and try to work it out with her. BDSM is about mutual trust and respect — be sure you extend those same courtesies to your wife.

Love me knot,

MM

Need advice?

Email me at mistress@sevendaysvt.com or share your own on my blog:

7d.blogs.com/mistress Disclaimer: SEVEN DAYS does not investigate or accept responsibility for claims made in any advertisement. The screening of respondents is solely the responsibility of the advertiser. SEVEN DAYS assumes no responsibility for the content of, or reply to, any 7D Personals advertisement or voice message. Advertisers assume complete liability for the content of, and all resulting claims made against SEVEN DAYS that arise from the same. Further, the advertiser agrees to indemnify and hold SEVEN DAYS harmless from all cost, expenses (including reasonable attorney’s fees), liabilities and damages resulting from or caused by a 7D Personals advertisement and voice messages placed by the advertisers, or any reply to a Person to Person advertisement and voice message. Guidelines: Free personal ads are available for people seeking relationships. Ads seeking to buy or sell sexual services, or containing explicit sexual or anatomical language will be refused. No full names, street addresses or phone numbers will be published. SEVEN DAYS reserves the right to edit or refuse any ad. You must be at least 18 years of age to place or respond to a 7D Personals ad.

i Spy... Winter Wonder Woman On Snowshoes Scampering up the LT in sharper snowshoes, you left your “guide” behind! Hope you didn’t catch a chill waiting for me to deal with my various winter-wardrobe malfunctions and crampons. Not only are you about the prettiest, most adorable blond-haired, blue-eyed gal to ever enjoy outdoorsing with me, you’re also a HOOT to hang with! Let’s get together & go aharumphing again soon. When: Saturday, November 24, 2007. Where: Long Trail/Mt. Mansfield on snowshoes. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #902810 Spied Iris in Williston I saw you at Friendly’s on Thanksgiving eve. You were there with two children and another woman. You made small talk with the waitress. You were radiant. I could not keep my eyes off of you. Would love to see you again. Will you be back at Friendly’s soon? I would love to see you again. A Big Fan. When: Wednesday, November 21, 2007. Where: Friendly’s. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902809 To My Little Sweet Pea Darling, it’s too bad I waited until now to “Spy” you. You are the light of my life and the song in my heart. I want to fall asleep and wake up next to you. I want to grow old with you. I think about you all day and dream of you all night. I love you and will forever. Love, Your “Post Installer.” When: Saturday, November 24, 2007. Where: West Glover. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902808 Papa Frank’s, Saturday, Nov. 24 As you walked into Papa Frank’s with your mom, you took my breath away. We left before you and I wanted to say hi. My brother went back in to talk with your mother and gave you my number at the same time. I would love to talk with you and get to know you better. When: Saturday, November 24, 2007. Where: Papa Frank’s, Winooski. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902807 I spy Noo2twn With her pretty smile and spirals on her shoes... When: Saturday, November 24, 2007. Where: here and there.... You: Woman. Me: Man. #902805 FITNESS CENTER DOWNTON Thank you, Matt, for being so kind and nice with all the people at the gym. Your pretty smile brings us light in these dark winter days. YOU ARE THE BEST! When: Friday, November 23, 2007. Where: fitness center downtown. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902804 Indian food and friends Shalimar Super-brunch with friends wearing smiles munching on delightful piles. Purple shutters welcoming late patrons of the faithful order. Conversations with moonfolk of earth brightening, soft and gentle light, going deep, deep and deep. Bros on Rose, aroma of mouth watering popcorn over funny Internet sites, Megan with all her sweets... It is such a treat to visit the beckoning Burlington Community! Peace and Justice! When: Sunday, November 18, 2007. Where: all with in Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902803 The Rutland Co-op! It is absolutely amazing what dedicated individuals can put together as a group! I am not only super-impressed with the new and fresh direction of the Rutland Natural Food Co-op, but also the dedicated board, staff, members and volunteer workers. Congratulations on the well-deserved success you are experiencing. Best wishes for attaining your mission (milkand-honey-style)! When: Wednesday, November 21, 2007. Where: Rutland. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902802 Bagger at Berlin Shaw’s I’m a college student in my early twenties. I have worked at Shaw’s for a long time and someone saw me there and wanted to meet me. I left Shaw’s for college so I haven’t been there in a while. I think that I might have been spied. I’d like to meet you, too. When: Friday, November 23, 2007. Where: Shaw’s, Berlin Corners, Berlin, VT. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902801 Rutland drive-by I saw you at the end of Rte. 4 riding with other folks in a Tacoma. You waved and I’d like to know why. You look like fun. p.s. I had to pull over because I made a wrong turn. When: Friday, November 23, 2007. Where: Rutland. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902800

the things you do... I have these thoughts about you all the time. I was so happy to see you walk into the bar. You have a way of putting a smile on my face without even trying. I love you, with all my heart, forever. When: Tuesday, November 20, 2007. Where: open mic. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902799 hunger mtn co-op I spy you every Friday. You smile at me with that gorgeous smile wearing those ponytails, working in the kitchen at Hunger Mountain. I wanna give you a big hug. Will you let me? When: Friday, November 23, 2007. Where: kitchen at Hunger Mtn. Co-op. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902797 Thanksgiving I Spy a sweet, beautiful girl from St. J. A real reason for Thanksgiving. My heart is yours, baby girl. P. When: Thursday, November 22, 2007. Where: my house. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902796 tdor Your name starts with ‘t’ and ends with ‘a’. thanks for talking to me. We both grew up in Vermont. You said you’re transferring from UVM. My name starts with ‘g’ and I told you about it being Indian. Available for coffee? When: Saturday, November 17, 2007. Where: Studio STK. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902795 We have common friends I have withdrawals when you’re not around. You’re the Libra I can’t get off my mind. You play hard-to-get and I love that. I have had the most fun with you in the last three weeks. I wish I could call you but you lost your phone. I think we should go out dancing this Saturday DT. When: Tuesday, November 20, 2007. Where: Quiznos & hospital. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902793 Autumn beauty crossing St. Paul Attractive brunette (you) waiting for handsome gentleman (me) so you could safely cross. You were wearing blue jeans, I was in a silver-grey Chevy pickup. Tuesday morning, 11:30-ish. Thanks for the look. Coffee? When: Tuesday, November 20, 2007. Where: St. Paul and College St.. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902792 South Burlington It was nice seeing you again, too. How could I forget the first time? Thank you for putting me at ease. Coffee? Me: tall guy in blue. When: Tuesday, November 20, 2007. Where: South Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902791 dropped me at d’ mall Hey! Thanks for bringing me to the place where I work! I was worried I was gonna be late that night. Hope to see you again someday! When: Wednesday, November 21, 2007. Where: place where I work. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902790 TPC >2days a week? The gesture was very thoughtful since you probably notice that I look or was looking at the I Spys. How can I possibly see you more than twice a week if I don’t know who you are? Reveal yourself! When: Wednesday, November 21, 2007. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902788 Hot brunette waitress at GR You smiled every time you passed my table. I wish we had sat in your section. But if we did, I wouldn’t have seen any of the game. Thanks for smiling. When: Sunday, November 18, 2007. Where: Ground Round. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902787 To the best roommates ever You’re the best brother-sister roommates I’ve ever lived with, and two of the best people I’ve ever met. I miss you here in Bloomington and wish I could be amidst your clan for Christmas. Let Sara’s chirps always remind you of me :) Love love! When: Wednesday, November 21, 2007. Where: the great state of Vermont. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902786 I Spied the most... ...beautiful girl! I spied her at 12 noon at the Chittenden County Court House on Nov. 9 - and I married her. Thanks to all of our supporters. XO, A&W. When: Friday, November 9, 2007. Where: Chittenden County Court House. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902785

Sugarbush IT Guy I spy the Sugarbush IT guy on the fly. Something about a man in flannel, Carhartts and a beard makes me sigh. When you are around I get tongue-tied. If you want to go for a hike with me, please reply. When: Wednesday, November 21, 2007. Where: Sugarbush. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902784 Higher Ground Show Saturday Night Curly dark hair and nose ring. We have a mutual friend. We tried to talk but couldn’t hear anything that close to the speakers. Looked for you after the show but you were gone. When: Saturday, November 17, 2007. Where: Higher Ground Show. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902783 At the Green Room You were tall and dapper, dressed in a dark blazer, jeans and brown leather loafers. Oh, and you asked me if your mustache was too sketchy. It’s too bad I had to go so soon and we could only exchange a few words. Do you come up to Burlington often? When: Saturday, November 17, 2007. Where: The Green Room. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902781 Capitol Grounds Boy I spy the cute blond boy working the counter at Capitol Grounds last Monday morning. Thanks for the smiles you gave me all day. Hope you can give me those smiles again soon. Can we catch a movie sometime? When: Monday, November 19, 2007. Where: Capitol Grounds Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Man. #902780 Hottest Chief Sexy Officer Ever! I spy the most amazing man! You are a sexy, hot kisser, have lots of fun with me, hold my natty dreads when I drink too much tequila, cook me dinner, and you are the best CSO The Healthy Hippie Magazine could ever ask for! I love you, babe! Ladies, be jealous because I’ve caught the best catch in the sea! When: Tuesday, November 20, 2007. Where: in my reality and my dreams. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902779 Girl’s Night at the Rim Behaving badly got us a table, and drumming on it got your attention, but probably pushed you out the door, too. Maybe over to Red Square, like a few weeks back? Don’t suppose you would accept an apology... or even allow a guy at your table. No way any of you is single... Oh, nevermind. When: Friday, November 9, 2007. Where: next table over. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902778 I SPY BABY BUCKETS Her eyes: that’s where my buckets would surely be aflame. Her eyes: that’s where Grantly Dick-Read, M.D., sits at his typewriter. Her eyes: that’s where everybody’s toolier than the average bear. And I’m really quite happy with us (and Robert Franklin). When: Monday, November 19, 2007. Where: all over everything. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902775 Friday at TGI Friday’s I saw you and your beautiful baby daughter at Friday’s on Friday evening. You were tall and very handsome! My girlfriend and I were sitting at the bar having a drink. We talked a little about your daughter. She’s a “chic magnet” just like her father! I’d like to know if you are single. Maybe we could meet at Friday’s again sometime? When: Friday, November 16, 2007. Where: TGI Friday’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902774 Bike Guy Funny, you walked into my work as I was writing this about you. You work at ORS and your name tag reads “Chris.” I hear you are pretty smart, highly motivated and, best of all, single. We always have crazy or funny conversations and I think you have a great smile. Maybe we’ll hang out soon. When: Friday, November 16, 2007. Where: Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #902772 AARON AT MCGEE’S We made eye contact when I walked in. You had a blue shirt and a hat on. I was wearing a blue jacket with black pants. I was hanging out with a friend from out of town. Wish we had more time to talk. Let’s grab a drink. When: Thursday, November 15, 2007. Where: McGee’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902771 Library Lover I spied you from behind the circ. desk, over a generous stack of 398.2’s. Fairy Tale Fan, you’re due back in four weeks. How I wish it were two! Come again, and maybe I’ll check you out once more. When: Wednesday, November 14, 2007. Where: Kellogg-Hubbard Library. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902770 After The Samples You complimented me on my smile. I’ve been enchanted ever since. Meet me for coffee? When: Saturday, November 17, 2007. Where: Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902769

SEVEN DAYS | november SEVEN DAYS 28-december | september 06-13, 05, 2007 2006 | personals | personals 33B B

GIVE ME SOME MORE CANDY You work at the place where I worked. I haven’t worked there for a while because of some reason. I came back to work and I see you every time there. You gave me some sweets and I love it! Thank you! When: Friday, November 16, 2007. Where: place where I work. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902768 SOMEONE OUT THERE Hi there. I saw you this afternoon, Nov. 17. I never thought you’d be in this site also. I’m surprised! It’s nice to meet you here. Hope we can be good friends. You seem nice. When: Saturday, November 17, 2007. Where: Northfield. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902767 TPC Burlington I spy a cute LNA who is always bringing a smile to my face. Miranda, I wish I could see you more than two nights a week. When: Wednesday, November 14, 2007. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902766 Ben at DSO, Wednesday, Nov. 14 I smelled like coconut, you smelled like pheromones. You pulled my long, brown, curly hair (just a little). I was being shy, but when we finally did dance it made me feel high. Then you disappeared on me without saying goodbye... You are adorable. When: Wednesday, November 14, 2007. Where: Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902765 I’ve met you before Lunch on Wednesday at Burlington Bagel Bakery. You: blond, eating by yourself. Me: same age, eating with older woman friend. We made eye contact and I knew I’d met you before. Bolton Valley wedding this summer? I left early and wished I had met you for that drink. Try again? When: Wednesday, November 14, 2007. Where: Burlinton Bagel Bakery. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902764 i’ll spy you any time Happy now? You’ve been spied. I’m so glad I met you. I really appreciate all you do for me and my pig. I don’t think it’ll ever get to the point where you’re no fun anymore. xoxoxo. When: Friday, November 16, 2007. Where: your house. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902763 Tall, Dark and Handsome at Heritage I gave you a friendly shove before introducing myself as the girl who can’t read tire pressures. Caught an extra one of those brilliant smiles through the rearview window as I was pulling out. I can’t believe that I am I-Spying... but what the hell. You are cute and I am single! When: Friday, November 16, 2007. Where: Heritage Auto. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902762 elm street Runnin’ with headlamps on a Thursday night around 10 p.m. Would love to join you just for the run! When: Friday, November 16, 2007. Where: Elm Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902760

boinker dude I remember so many things with you: Topnotch, five times in one night, Mansfield, Washington, the beach, a chair, LOL night (that was fun), my birthday last year, Layfayette. I wish it could of been real. Oh, well, it was just a fantasy. Happy birthday, Mister Man, you old fart. When: Friday, August 16, 2002. Where: McGillicutty’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902759 Thank You, Seven Days!!! I spy a hottie piano player who has become my best friend, partner in life and lover. We met through Seven Days almost a year ago, and life has been AWESOME ever since. I am now a believer of finding love in the personal ads! When: Thursday, January 4, 2007. Where: Mary’s in Bristol. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902757 ah ha! Someone I work with who keeps looking for himself here. Well, you’ve been spied, Baybay! When: Thursday, November 15, 2007. Where: Maple Tree Place, Williston. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902756 Subway Studs Three gentlemen at Subway on Route 2 in Williston. You guys were picking on each other and included me in your conversation. I love to tease too, so thanks for allowing me in. I did not notice rings. Anyone interested in more conversation? When: Wednesday, November 7, 2007. Where: Subway, Rt. 2, Williston. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902755 Lady in Red You walked in and headed to the bar, took off your coat. You were wearing a red shirt and scarf. I thought we made eye contact?! I have seen you before at Higher Ground. Are you single? Same place, same time? When: Friday, November 9, 2007. Where: 3 Needs. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902754 Couple at Gate 6 Such a happy reunion gave me faith that, yes, there is still love in the world. Thanks for reminding me what it’s all about. When: Saturday, November 10, 2007. Where: Burlington Airport. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902753 Where’s Wildcat babe? Visiting Vermont for the first time late this month and Wildcat Babe seemed like she would be fun to have a beer or dinner with, if only to get out of the remodeling of the house for an evening. Now Wildcat Babe’s profile is hidden and can’t ask if she’d be interested in that beer. VVT. When: Sunday, November 11, 2007. Where: Two2Tango. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902752 John, what happened? I thought things were going great. We had a mixed-up weekend and I ended up looking pretty crazy in your eyes. The only thing I was crazy for is you. Wish I could take back time. -C. When: Wednesday, November 14, 2007. Where: Rite Aid. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902751

Miss Moxie I spy Miss Moxie in her apartment, so long ago. I spy Miss Moxie driving to work at ORC not so long ago. I have to spy Miss Moxie again soon, or I’ll just explode. Your frop is waiting for the cup to runneth over! I love you unconditionally. Give me another chance to spy/woo you! You won’t be disappointed! When: Friday, July 27, 2007. Where: deep in my heart. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902750 Shrubs are people too You’re the most beautiful girl in the world to me. Your love makes my life wonderful and exciting. I can’t wait till the next time I see you. Have fun and be happy! I love you, Shrubit! When: Wednesday, November 14, 2007. Where: when I woke. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902749 Alphacode - Tag, you’re it! You sent me an email and I thought I sent you one back but it turns out I might not have. Confounded technology! I’d love to talk with you some more. Many happy returns. Frankie. When: Wednesday, October 31, 2007. Where: Two2Tango. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902748 Pinky’s return I am sorry that your attempted escape from Vermont didn’t work out - but I’m glad you are back. I know you are not working this Friday, but I would be happy to buy you some bisque (or whatever you would like) if you would tell me more about your adventure... and you. When: Wednesday, November 14, 2007. Where: Pinky’s in Montpelier. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902747 on the farm You were wearing a matching blue uniform, blonde dreads hidden under a hat. Talked about heifers, were helping preg check. Wish I said something more. Meet for coffee? When: Wednesday, November 7, 2007. Where: Addison County. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902746 Sunday Night Class Hot and steamy as usual. I liked your glasses and crazy hair. You and I were getting a lot of personal attention. What other interests do we share? When: Sunday, November 11, 2007. Where: Pine Street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902745 Red Chevy I see you in my travels, in my dreams. I’ve seen you for 15 years now. We may long to be together as true soulmates do, but our timing is never good enough. I miss what could and should be. Know that you are in my heart and soul always and forever. When: Saturday, November 10, 2007. Where: my home. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902744 Urban Girl You looked great the other day. Get a cup of coffee before you move to Maryland and take over the fashion world? When: Monday, November 12, 2007. Where: Urban Outfitters. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902741

Seductive Enchantress at Retronome We danced together Saturday night at Metronome where you mesmerized me. You told me to meet you there again on one of the coming ‘80s nights. I unfortunately have family obligations this weekend but hope to see you out again on the 24th. I simply can’t contain the desire I have to dance with you again. Stay sweet. T. When: Saturday, November 10, 2007. Where: Metronome. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902737 Barnes & Noble Barista I spy a cute, blonde barista with a multicolored metal necklace having a frazzling morning. Hope your day got better. Would love to pamper you some time. You deserve it, for a change. When: Tuesday, November 13, 2007. Where: Barnes & Noble Starbucks. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902736 Let’s do the time warp again! Now that I have your attention - you say you read these all the time? Let’s find out. I can’t figure you out, but perhaps that’s what I like about you. You: have amazing lips that I would love to kiss again. Me: waiting for you to come that 10u. Still not sure it’s you? You listen to ABBA while cleaning. When: Tuesday, October 30, 2007. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Woman. u #902735 Passing each other We pass each other two, sometimes three times a week. We say hello and keep walking. I need you to know I love you. When: Monday, November 12, 2007. Where: Colchester Ave. sidewalk. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902733 I Spy a Wandering Kitten I spy a black and white kitten that has been missing from Greene Street for many weeks. He has white paws, a white bikini, and a black spot on his nose. He was not wearing a collar when he escaped from my house. If you’ve seen him or perhaps adopted him thinking he was lost, please let me know! When: Monday, November 12, 2007. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902732 I saw a shrub I love you more and more every day. You’re everything to me. Thank you for making every day better than the last! Please be mine forever?! I promise to make you as happy as you make me. When I’m away all I can think of is your smiling GREEN eyes. I miss you, Shrubit! Love to love you! When: Monday, November 12, 2007. Where: sitting next to me. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902731 shelburne emt You were wearing a green Sox hat and were adorable! Your smile brightened my day and I want to see it again. You can give me mouth-to-mouth anytime! Coffee? When: Friday, November 9, 2007. Where: FAHCED. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902730

Street Vendor I see you sitting in front of the corporate banana. You sold me my sister’s birthday present, you told me about your boss’ plasma TV and how you have to take it easy when you hop a fence. Keep warm. Have fun with your career, you seem to enjoy it. When: Thursday, October 18, 2007. Where: Church Street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902729 beautiful carlie Hey, guess what? You are so damn cool! Let’s drink wine and eat popcorn with brewer’s yeast together next to a miniature bonfire real soon! Lots of love, Your Secret Admirer. When: Monday, November 12, 2007. Where: in my dreams. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #902728 neck piercing at 2:15 a.m. You: looked really hot. Me: behind you and bashful. I said the piercing was cool and you said I was the first to say that. Coffee? Tea? Anything to get your number! Drop me a line so we can share some coffee. When: Monday, November 12, 2007. Where: Cumberland Farms in Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902727 Hello and Good Morning DDG I want to thank you for saving my life not once but twice. I am in love with you, here, now and one day at a time for eternity. ATOYS, WAMH, LUV, Sissy “G.” When: Friday, November 2, 2007. Where: Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902726 Uncommon Barista I spy a cute barista at Uncommon Grounds. Tattoos, short skirts and great smile = yum. I’d love to see all your tattoos. When: Sunday, November 11, 2007. Where: downtown. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902725 Serena and dog, River You were hurrying to get your friend to her boat. Saw you with your two dogs and spoke to you about driving the closed road. Didnt get a chance to ask you for your phone number. I’d like to see you again. I was with my dog and two other dogs. iIlove your smile. When: Sunday, November 11, 2007. Where: Smuggs’ Notch. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902724 We were pretty HOT together! Starting with our first kiss at the laundry mat! The 16 times you have marked in your day planner will always bring a smile to my face, especially the two marked with an “A.” Now that I have my head straight and my life back, it’s time for me to move on as well! Thanks for a great time! When: Friday, June 1, 2007. Where: GMHD. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902723 Montpelier syndrome? Wonder if you still read these things. So I, I spy you! Today. Why? ‘Cause I promised myself not to call you again. Maybe this will get your attention. Then again, who knows? When: Friday, August 17, 2007. Where: in my dreams. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #902722

l This profile has a photo online. u This profile has a voice greeting available.

Think you’ve been spied? Respond online at www.sevendaysvt.com Or, note the box # and leave a message at

1-520-547-4556

34B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | SEVEN DAYS

classifieds deadline:

listing rates:

Post your ads at www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] by 4:30 p.m each Monday Private Party Merchandise listings: FREE! Housing Line Listings: 25 words for $20. Over 25: 50¢/word. Legals: 35¢/word. Email classifieds@sevendaysvt.com Other Line Ads: 25 words for $7. Over 25: 50¢/word. Classes: 50 words for $30/2 weeks. $50 for 4 weeks.

display rates: For Sale by Owner: 25 words + photo, $35, 2 weeks $60. Homeworks: 40 words + photo, $40. Display ads: $21.20/col. inch

acting ACTING CLASS: Begins Thursday, Jan. 16, 8-week session, one evening per week. Location: TBD. Info: Tom Carder, 802-888-9995, carderfam@hotmail.com. Join Tom Carder, veteran Broadway actor with 20 years professional experience. The techniques of Stanislavski, Vaghtanov, Stella Adler and Lee Strasberg will be applied to achieve believability, truthfulness and honesty in acting. Winter/Spring Classes: Cost: Free. First Night sample classes. Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main Street, Burlington. Info: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 802652-4548, www.flynncenter.org/ flynnarts.html. Register now for upcoming FlynnArts classes! The FlynnArts Winter/Spring brochure is now available, with new and favorite classes. Children can sample FREE dance, theater, music FlynnArts classes at First Night, December 31, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Visit www. flynncenter.org/flynnarts.html for online brochure and information. Questions? Call 802-652-4528 or email flynnarts@flynncenter.org.

bodywork Biodynamic Craniosacral Intro: Feb. 21-24, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Cost: $550/4-day module. Location: Wilding Studio, 425 Mountainside Lane, Huntington. Info: Wilding Studio, Liz and Deb Wilding, 802-434-3554, lizwilding@mac.com. Biodynamic CranioSacral Therapy is subtle, gentle and on the cutting edge of energy medicine. Four-day course introduces the relationship between practitioner and primary respiration, fulcrums for grounding, early embryology and energy mid-lines. Intro is prerequisite for two-year training that starts in April 2008. Certified teacher: Jan Pemberton, RRP, RCST. Introduction to Reflexology: Jan. 26-27, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Cost: $250/16 continuing education credit hours. Location:

Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. Info: 802-658-7715, www.touchstonehealingarts.com. No prior bodywork experience is necessary. Areas covered: basic history behind reflexology, different theories of how reflexology works and the benefits and contraindications of reflexology, a foot reflexology sequence, thumb and finger walking, reflexology techniques, the cognitive and practical understanding of the Zones, Guidelines and Reflexes of the feet.

craft Rug Hooking: Traditional/ Punch: 2 and 1/2 hour classes can be arranged to fit your schedule, days or evenings. Cost: $25/2.5hour class. Location: Violet Jane Studio, 29 Maple Ridge Rd., Underhill. Info: Sara Burghoff, 802899-3909, sarajane0714@yahoo. com, www.violetjane.com. Learn to hook a rug using either a punch needle and yarn or a rug hook and strips of cut fabric. You can work on a small project which will teach you all the skills needed to make a large rug. Wool Dye (yarn or fabric) classes also offered.

dance

drumming

language

Afro-Caribbean Dance: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 a.m., Burlington. Cost: $11/class. Location: Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info: Carla Kevorkian, 802985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome!

Burlington Taiko Classes: Cost: $53/Adult Beginner Class. Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-658-0658, classes@ burlingtontaiko.org, www.burlingtontaiko.com. Fall II Session: Kids (Beginners), Tuesdays, 4:305:20 p.m. $47. Adults (Beginners), Tuesdays, 5:30-6:20 p.m. $53. Sixweek session begins Oct. 23. Gift certificates are available!

FRENCH THROUGH ART: Cost: $35/hour. Location: Drury Studio or your home, Stowe. Info: Carole, 802-253-8571. Conversation, art cards, food, music, culture, travel. Kids Cahier Francais Cabaret and pop-ups. Private tutor or classes.

Ballroom Dancing: Cost: $50/person for 4-week session. Location: The Champlain Club, Burlington. Shelburne Town Hall, Shelburne. Swanton Central School Cafeteria, Swanton. Info: First Step Dance, 802-598-6757, keven@firststepdance.com, www. firststepdance.com. Mondays and Thursdays in Burlington, Tuesdays in Shelburne, Wednesdays in Swanton. Beginning, intermediate and experienced classes available. Various styles, various times. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance!

Richmond Taiko Classes: Begins 10/25. Kids (Beginners), Thursdays, 6-6:50 p.m. $53. Adults (Beginners) Thursdays, 7-7:50 p.m. Cost: $59/Adults. Location: Richmond Free Library, Richmond. Info: 802-434-2624, classes@burlingtontaiko.org. All classes are held in the Community Meeting Room at the Richmond Free Library. Paid pre-registration is due 10/18, and there is a 10-person minimum for each class.

Dance Studio Salsalina: Cost: $12/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802598-1077, info@salsalina.com. Salsa classes Nightclub-style 1-on1, group and private, four levels. Wednesdays beginner walk-in classes at 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or pre-registration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop-in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! Winter/Spring Classes: Cost: Free. First Night sample classes. Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main Street, Burlington. Info: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 802-652-4548, www.flynncenter.org. Register now for upcoming FlynnArts classes! The FlynnArts Winter/Spring brochure is now available, with new and favorite classes. Children can sample FREE dance, theater, and music FlynnArts classes at First Night, December 31, 9 am-1 pm. Visit www.flynncenter. org/flynnarts.html for online brochure and information. Questions? Call 802-652-4528 or email flynnarts@flynncenter.org.

creativity

design/build

5 Ways to Unleash Creativity: Dec. 6, 6-8 p.m. Location: Champlain College SD Ireland Family Center for Global Business and Technology, Burlington. Info: Forward Leap Consulting - Innovation Training That Sticks, 802-324-8326, leslie@ forwardleapconsulting.com, www. forwardleapconsulting.com. In this free, interactive workshop, you’ll learn the difference between innovation and creativity, easy-toimplement ideas for igniting creativity within your organization, and teamwork skills vital for collaborative innovation. Participants will also discuss and generate solutions to innovation issues in their workplaces. Dinner provided. Please RSVP by Dec. 3.

Yestermorrow Design/Build Sch.: Cost: $300/2-day classes; $750 and up for 1 -2 week classes. Scholarships are available. Gift certificates are also available. Location: Yestermorrow Design/ Build School, 189 VT Rt. 100. Just 45 minutes from Burlington, Warren. Info: Yestermorrow Design/Build School, 802-496-5545, designbuild@yestermorrow.org, www.yestermorrow.org. Treehouse Design: Dec. 1-2. Mosaics: Dec. 56. Mathematics for Builders: Dec. 7. Boxmaking: Dec. 8-9. Drafting 101: Jan. 12 - 13. Modern Plaster Techniques: Jan. 19-20. Kitchen Design: Jan. 20-25, $750. Celebrating our 27th year! All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive and hands-on. One- and two-week classes also offered. www.yestermorrow.org.

feldenkrais® Awareness Through Movement®: Nov. 26 - Feb. 11, 7-8 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $13/drop-in, $110/ten classes. Location: Living Yoga Studio, 35 King St., Burlington. Info: Darragh Lambert, CFP, 802-863-2438. Improve posture, range of motion, be pain-free. “Know what you do so you can do what you want.”

fitness Dominate Your Competition: Location: Powerful As Thunder, Underhill Center. Info: Kevin, 802-324-4271, wisdomandac tion@yahoo.com. Exclusive training designed to increase strength, speed, endurance, agility, power and quickly rehab from injuries. You deserve to take your competitive skills to new levels. Membership is limited. Call now: 324-4271. Ironclad guarantee.

herbs WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Winter Wisdom Weekends: January 12-13, January 26-27, and February 9-10, 2008, attend one, two or three weekends. Cost: $165/first weekend, $150 each weekend after the first. Location: All programs held at our new location in South Woodbury, Vermont. Info: Annie McCleary, Director, 802-456-8122, annie@wisdo moftheherbsschool.com, www. WisdomOf TheHerbsSchool.com. Currently accepting applications for Wisdom of the Herbs 2008 Eight Month Certification Program, one weekend a month, April to November 2008. Grants available to qualifying applicants. Please contact us for information. Master Card and VISA accepted.

Parlez-vous francAIs?: Location: At your home or scheduled meeting place, Mad River Valley, Stowe, Montpelier. Info: 802-4966669. Communication and vocabulary enrichment, some grammar review. Fun and useful. Taught by Yves Compere, French native.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Introductory classes begin Nov. 6, 5:30 p.m. Adult classes meet Monday-Friday, 5:30-6:30 and 6:35-8 p.m.; Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m.; Saturdays, 10:4511:45 a.m.; and Sundays, 10-11 a.m. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Wednesdays and Thursdays, 4-5 p.m., and Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Muso Shinden Ryu laido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Tuesdays 4-5:15 p.m. and Saturdays, 12-1:30p.m. Zazen (seated Zen meditation), Thursdays, 7:45-8:45 p.m. Cost: $80/unlimited classes. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info: 802-951-8900, aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome. Gift certificates are available. We now have a children’s play space. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th degree black belt and Vermont’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido instructor. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CTR: Cost: Free. introductory Class. Location: One minute off I-89 at Exit 17, Colchester. Info: 802-893-8893. Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-660-4072, www. bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial-arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardiorespiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-

to-learn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

massage Portugal,550hrs massage course: Jan. 31, 2008 - Apr. 29, 2008, 550 hours in 3 months. Cost: $9970/tuition and accommodation. Location: Green Mountain Institute for Integrative Therapy, Luz-Lagos, Algarve, Portugal, Praia da Luz. Info: Green Mountain Institute for Integrative Therapy, Michael Jamieson, 802-442-3886, info @internat ional body work. com, www.internationalbodywork.com. This winter, LEARN MASSAGE by a SPECTACULAR BEACH in Algarve, Portugal. Our 16th year of intensive training in INTEGRATIVE BODYWORK, focusing on energetic and emotional release, a full-body MASSAGE focusing on grounding, centering, the quality of touch and the body-mind connection. In addition to fundamental massage strokes and basic musculo-skeletal anatomy, we will work with movement, breath, sound and energetic and emotional-release techniques. Attention will be paid to the quality of your contact, precision of technique, your body mechanics and the sense of flow - the dance of your massage. It will be a time of personal growth and discovery. The GM Institute is National Certification Board approved.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available on Sunday mornings or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 911:30 a.m. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

music Winter/Spring Classes: Cost: Free. First Night sample classes. Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main Street, Burlington. Info: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 802-6524548, www.flynncenter.org/flynnarts.html or email flynnarts@ flynncenter.org. Register now for upcoming FlynnArts classes! The FlynnArts Winter/Spring brochure is now available, with new and favorite classes. Children can sample FREE dance, theater, and music FlynnArts classes at First Night, December 31, 9 am-1 pm.

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | classifieds 35B

8sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online.

pilates

weight loss

123 Pilates Studio: Location: 123 Pilates Studio, 49 Heineberg Drive (Hwy 127, near Burlington’s new north end), Colchester. Info: 123 Pilates Studio, Lucille Dyer, 802-863-3369, lucille@123pilates.com, 123pilates.com. Pilates students progress through Levels 1, 2 and 3 in small group classes and private sessions. Try Kripalu Yoga with Holly Hauser, our Ballet barre, and Fundamentals of Movement. Feel good about what you do for your body, mind and inner self. Lucille Dyer is a certified Peak Pilates instructor and Bartenieff Fundamentals Practitioner with 20 years of teaching, choreography and performance.

Lose Weight with Hypnosis!: Ongoing classes and support groups. Cost: $160/4-week class. Location: Wellspring Hypnotherapy Center, 57 River Rd, Essex Jct, Essex Jct. Info: Wellspring Hypnotherapy and Rising Sun Healing, 802-872-0089, betty@ risingsunhealing.com, www.holistichypnotherapyeft.com OR www. wellspringhypno.com. The subconscious mind is at the root of habits that make weight loss easy or difficult. Learn hypnosis techniques to help you make permanent changes. Four-week classes (levels 1 and 2) with ongoing support groups. Audio CDs of hypnosis sessions are included to make home practice effective and easy.

ABSOLUTE PILATES: Location: 12 Gregory Drive, Suite One, South Burlington. Info: 802-3102614, www.absolutepilatesvt. com. Tone, stretch, strengthen, energize! Absolute Pilates offers equipment-based private sessions and group mat classes in an attractive, welcoming locale. Lynne was certified by the Pilates Studio, NYC, in March 2000 by Pilates elder Romana Kryzanowska and master teacher Bob Liekens. Visit our website for more information and for winter specials. Pilates Space: Cost: Free. introduction, call for current pricing. Location: Pilates Space, 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-863-9900, www.pilatesspace.net. Come experience our expert teachers, beautiful, light-filled studio, and welcoming atmosphere. We offer Pilates, Anusara-inspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and Gyrotonic to people of all ages and levels of fitness. Free intro to Pilates: Saturdays, 10:30 a.m., or call to arrange a time to fit your schedule. Pilates Method Alliance Member.

reiki Reiki Classes: Reiki level one two classes, Sat. Nov. 17 and Sat. Dec. 15, 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. Reiki level two - Sat. Dec. 1, 9:30 a.m. 5 p.m. Cost: $175/level one, $195 level two. Location: Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., Burlington. Info: Chris Hanna, MSW, Reiki Teacher, 802-878-1711, chr is @ r isingsunhealing.com, www.risingsunhealing.com. Learn this powerful hands on healing art. Member Vermont Reiki Association.

snowkiting Snowkiting Lessons: Daily lessons while ice is safe (generally January-April). Cost: $95/3-hour Beginner class ($85 for 2-hour Advanced). Location: Lake Champlain - Sand Bar State Park, South Hero/Milton. Info: Stormboarding, Rachael Miller, 802-9512586, rachael@stormboarding. com, www.stormboarding.com. You WILL snowkite during your first lesson. Use the same alpine, tele or snowboard as on the mountain. We provide experienced, professional, fun instruction and modern gear (knees up). Great for skiers/riders ages 10 to no-limit. Makes an excellent gift. Get 10% off gear after lesson. Lesson/gear gift certificates available.

wood Bowl Turning: Dec. 8-9, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Road, Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, www.shelburneartcenter.org. Learn how to turn a bowl from green material or refine skills you may already have. This hands-on workshop will cover: material preparation; lathe safety, operation, and chucking techniques; gouge use; design considerations; and finishing and drying techniques. No previous experience necessary. Plenty of individualized attention. Members $250; Nonmembers $280. VERMONT WOODWORKING SCHOOL: Prices vary by course. Location: Vermont Woodworking School, 382 Hercules Dr., Colchester. Info: Vermont Woodworking School, 802-665-4201, info@ v e r m on t w o o d w o r k in g s c h o o l . com, www.VermontWoodworkingSchool.com. Apprentice Program for full-time woodworking and furniture-making skill development. Shop memberships in 6000 sq.ft. superior wood shop. Women’s Woodworking begins January ‘08. Intro to Furniture-Making, 8 Thursdays, starts 12/6, $295. Cabinet-Making, 9 Fridays, starts 12/7, $295. Carving w/Matthew Strong, 12/8, $135. Turning w/Richard Montague, 12/15-12/16, $335. Bowl-Turning, Saturdays, $110. Advanced Woodworking w/Robert Fletcher, 8 consecutive weeks, $385.

BURLINGTON YOGA: Daily, ongoing classes in all syles with experienced, certified instructors. Cost: $12/hour, $14/90 min., $160/unlimited monthly membership, $75/private lesson. Location: 156 Saint Paul St. 1/2 block south of Main St., Burlington. Info: 802-658-9642, www.burlingtonyoga.com. “The yogi whose mind is ever under his control,

Extra! Extra!

Post & browse ads at your convenience.

There’s no limit to ad length online.

always striving to unite with the Self, attains the peace of Nirvana - the Supreme Peace that rests in me.” Bhagavad Gita VI ‘15 Krishna to Arjuna. Copper Crane Yoga: Daily ongoing Anusara, Vinyasa, Kripalu, and meditation classes for all levels. 3-week Beginner series. Special workshops and monthly talks on yoga, bodywork, relaxation, meditation, breathing, energy work and more. Individual, custom group classes, and Thai Yoga Bodywork sessions by appointment. Cost: $14/drop-in, $60/5class card, $110/10-class card, $200/20-class card. Location: Copper Crane Yoga, 179 Main St., Vergennes. Info: 802-877-3663, ht tp ://coppercr aneyoga.com. Daily, ongoing Anusara, Vinyasa, Kripalu and meditation classes for all levels. Copper Crane Yoga is directed by Carolyn Conner, RYT and Advanced Certified Thai Yoga Bodywork practitioner. Copper Crane provides wise and compassionate teaching to nourish the spirit, open the heart, and unite the mind and body. Be yourself here. EVOLUTION YOGA: Cost: $13/ drop-in, $120/10 class card for 1.5 hr. classes. $11/drop-in, $100/10 class card for 1 hr. classes. Location: Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn Street, Burlington. Info: 802-864-9642, www.evolutionvt. com. Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, Kripalu and Iyengar classes for all levels, plus babies and kids yoga. Prepare for birth and strengthen post-partum with pre/post-natal yoga. Monday 5:45 vinyasa class is sliding scale $4-10. $5 Friday class, 4:30pm. UPCOMING WORKSHOPS: Mother’s Yoga Retreat 12/1. Yoga and Pampering 1/1/08. YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels. Cost: $14/drop-in, $110/ten classes, $120/month pass. Location: Located on the Winooski River plus our downtown studio and boutique at 113 Church St. (top floor of the Leunig’s building) , Burlington. Info: 802-660-9718, www.yogavermont.com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in our beautiful spacious studios Yoga for Skiers/Riders, Six-Week Intro to Kripalu, Six-Week Intro to Ashtanga, Monthly Restorative, Adaptive Yoga, Instructor Training and more listed on website. Gift certificates available. For the latest, check out our blog http://yogavermont.typepad.com

yoga BRISTOL YOGA AND AYURVEDA: Daily Ashtanga yoga classes for all levels. Special monthly workshops on yoga, Ayurveda, diet and nutrition, breathing and meditation. Private sessions for yoga or ayurvedic consultations available by appointment. Cost: $14/dropin, $110/10 classes or $100/ monthly pass. Location: Old High School, Bristol. Info: 802-4825547, www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. Bristol Yoga is directed by Christine Hoar, who was blessed and authorized to teach by Sri K Pattabhi Jois of Mysore India, holder of the Ashtanga lineage.

Open 24/7/365.

Waterbury Village Home 3x5c-CHT112807R.indd 1 Renovated, 1150 sq.ft. 2-BR, 1.5BA, on large village lot. Upstairs W/D. New: roof, windows, kitchen w/ breakfast bar, HDWD, exterior paint. Info: Jesse Wing, 802-2440838, dunnwing@gmail.com.

3-BR cape in Essex Jct. Near Five Corners. Lots of natural light, updated kitchen, HDWD/tile floor downstairs, DW, W/D. Avail. Dec. 1. Water/trash removal incl. Pets considered. Info: 802-318-5670.

Thinking of Buying or Selling a home?

JESSICA HUBBARD 846-9585 jhubbard@hickokandboardman.com

moving you forward

Land

11/26/07

For Rent pAy youRself

Rent!

Beautiful Underhill Home Beautifully maintained 4-BR, 2BA home on 5 acres. New paint and carpeting. W/D hook-up. Easy access to Burlington and Montpelier. Lawn and plowing incl. HS Internet. NO smoking. $1530/ mo. + utils. Info: 802-899-1325, vtapartment@aol.com.

BURLINGTON 31 No. Prospect St., across from the Red Cross. Spacious 2-BR, 2nd floor, lg. living room, heat included, off-street 9:13:15 AM parking. $1300/mo.

TEXAS LAND LIQUIDATIONS!! 20-acres, Near Booming El Paso. Good Road Access. ONLY $14,900, $200/down. $145 per/mo. Money Back Guarantee. No Credit Checks. (AAN CAN) Info: 800-755-8953, http://www.SunsetRanches.com.

For Sale By Owner Vergennes. Located on Otter Creek. Country living in the city. Must see. $219,000. Info: Linda Barron, 802-877-9221.

2-BR Apt. Burlington 20 Oak St. HDWD, W/D, parking, basement storage, yard, NS/pets. $875/mo. + utils. Avail. Dec. 15. Info: 802-578-2941. 2-BR APT., ESSEX Clean, quiet, avail. immed. NS/pets. $795/mo. + sec. dep. Info: Carolyn Leo, 802-878-4982.

1x3c-JHubbard112807.indd 1

For Sale

1-BR fully furnished apt. Lg. room in beautiful Victorian home, upper-city of St. Albans. $700/ mo. Heat & elec. incl. Info: JP Hale, 802-524-1383.

Burlington Avail. now, Allen St. 3-BR, 1-BA, laundry on-site, HW floors, pets okay. $1125/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley 864-5200 ext. 229. Burlington Downtown, 3 rooms, 1-BR, parking, laundry, no pets. $750/mo. Heat and hot water incl. Avail. 12/1. Call 6604855 or 862-9335. BURLINGTON Avail. now. 83 Walnut St. Quiet, lg. efficiency, full BA, laundry, low utils., yard, porch, parking, $730/mo. Lg. 3BR, hookups, $1100/mo. No dogs. Burlington South Meadow, 3-BR, lg. BA, on-site laundry facility, very open floor plan, great location, gas heat, no pets. $1175/mo. + dep. Available 01/01. Call for showing times or more info. Info: 802-864-9966.

The Walter Cerf estate 4-BR, Buy a home! 3-BA manor home on 5 acres w/ 2-BR guest cottage. Home is a Heather Armata, Realtor short walk to Fern Lake access in Century 21 Jack Assoc. • 800-637-6341 x2186 Leicester, VT. Property features BURLINGTON Upper Maple St., radiant-heat solarium w/ live tree 2-BR, carpeted, clean, quiet, and waterfall. Upgraded mechani- 1-BR Apt. In owner-occupied NS/pets, covered parking for 2 1x1-heatherarmata050207-2-classy1 4/27/07 1 3:27:45 PM cals, freshly painted in 2006. house. Quiet neighborhood. NS/ cars. Avail. 12/1. $1100/mo. Info: Needs renovated kitchen and pets. Refs., lease, credit app., 802-985-5598. master BA. $420,000. Info: 4351st, last, sec. dep. Includes rad. 267-2084, pnj442@bresnan.net. heat, electricity, cable, Powerlink. Avail. Dec. 1. Info: 802-9997292, asocinski@aol.com.

Burlington - Hill Section 11/26/07 2:29:34 PM Hillcrest Road: Exceptional Cape, 4-BR, 3-BA, corner lot, beautiful gardens, fireplaces. No pets. Dec. 15 - July ‘08 or 18-mo. lease. $2500/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rental s @hickokandboardman.com, www.Hickokandboardman.com. Burlington - So. End 2-BR This apt. is a rare find. Spacious, in beautifully restored Victorian. Amazing sunsets, views of the ADKs. Bright, sunny rooms, HDWD, W/D, turret BR. New energy-efficient windows. Quiet house, walk downtown. Extra storage avail. Avail. Dec. 1 or Jan. 1. $1300/mo. + dep. Heat and HW incl. Contact Adam, 802-578-9093, to ask questions and arrange viewing. Thanks. Burlington 1-BR. Nice! Quiet, clean, sunny apt. close to downtown. 2nd floor with lg., enclosed porch. Lg. kitchen, nice BA. $800/mo. Heat & HW incl. Info: 802-399-5399. BURLINGTON 2-BR APT. 13 Lakeview Terrace. Sunny, 1st floor, lg. new kitchen and BA, parking, basement. Overlooks lake. Great backyard! NS/dogs. $1250/mo. Avail. now. Info: Jon Maguire, 802-999-2995. Burlington Large 2-BR Riverside Ave. Heat & HW incl. Offstreet parking. No dogs. $1000/ mo. Info: Richard Niquette, 802-863-4975. Burlington Rooms for Rent Across from UVM green. $550$600/mo. + dep. Incl. utils. & parking. No pets. Info: Darrell, 802-999-8109. Charlotte House Contemporary 3-story home. First level: LR, DR, family room, laundry, kitchen, 2 decks, master BR w/ BA, shower & Jacuzzi. 2nd level: 3-BR, office, BA. 3rd level: very private loft. 2car garage w/ storage. Oil heat. Near marina. Annual lease $1750/ mo. Info: 802-425-2431, pamh@ gmavt.net. Colchester Good location, 4 rooms, 2-BR, gas heat, laundry, no pets. Avail. 12/1. $850/mo. 878-6691 or 862-9335. Colchester End unit condo, 2BR, 1.5-BA, attached garage, full basement, fenced yard. $1200/ mo. Info: 802-482-3137.

for rent »

36B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | SEVEN DAYS

7d homeworks great So. Burlington location

your savvy guide to local real estate your savvy Guide to local real estate

Ideal burlIngton locatIon!

Walk right in to this beautifully updated Townhome! A gorgeous granite surrounded fireplace and custom staircase make this home truly unique! The spacious second floor balcony allows for outdoor enjoyment! Features light and colorful rooms. $242,000

This 3 bedroom Farmhouse is just a brief walk from Church Street and numerous eateries and businesses! Enjoy the convenience of walking everywhere! Newly remodeled kitchen boasts new stainless appliances! Private second floor sunroom!

call edie Brodsky coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman realty 802-846-9532 www.edieHomes.com

well located moVe in johnson Right it!

$299,900

Great location and loads of living space. Just minutes from UVM, the hospital, and downtown. Large spacious rooms in a quiet setting. Economical natural gas heat and hot water. Great first home or retirement turnkey. Just lock the door and go!! $229,900.

Be welcomed by the vaulted ceiling and spiral stairs winding up to the loft bedroom/study with skylight. Below, the open designed floor plan and master bedroom add livability. Secure building entry and exercise facilities on site are other pluses. $143,900.

call edie brodsky coldwell banker Hickok & boardman realty 802-846-9532 www.edieHomes.com

Call Kate von trapp Coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman realty 802-846-9512 www.Chrisvontrapp.com

call nancy desany coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9540 www.Vermonttrademarkhomes.com

williston Home on 15 acres

2 bedroom, 1 bath Essex Condo. Boasts many updates including newer Pergo in the living room. The bathroom has a newer vanity, fan, vinyl floor, toilet, and fresh paint. The kitchen is updated with a newer sink and countertop. Wired for internet. $145,000.

Rare find this close to town! 3 bedroom, 2 bath home set back on a well-manicured home site with 15 acres of nice wooded land. A 20’ ROW allows access to the back portion for potential subdivision. Privacy, land and superb rural location. MLS#, 2712401. Come see! $399,000

call nancy desany coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9540 www.Vermonttrademarkhomes.com

call Dana Basiliere coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman realty 802-846-9593 www.Danasteam.com

CHARMING CONDO

attractive end-unit

This lovely condo provides country views and charm while being close to town and all amenities! Open floor plan with appliances including washer and dryer, basement area and a one car garage, expansive deck and gardens with stone wall accents. $189,900 The Lynn Jackson Group Century 21 Jack Associates 802-877-2134 or 800-639-8052 www.LakeChamplainRealtor.com

« for rent Colchester 4-BR, 2-BA Sandy beach access, 1.6 acres, private road, full finished basement, near bike path and park, monthly lease up to 6 mos. $1725/mo. + dep. Info: 802-233-2193, jbodstock@ msn.com.

Country Living Charlotte, North Ferrisburgh, Monkton country living, cute 2-BR apt. for rent. $750/mo. + dep. Green Mountain Power. 425 telephone number. Info: Nancy.

OPen HOuSe Sunday, Dec. 2 1-3pm

Nice Williston End-Unit This home features 2 large bdrms w/bonus room over the garage; perfect for an office/den, 9’ ceilings, wonderful paint colors & new Berber carpet upstairs. Located in desirable Tafts Farm Village; close to schools, dining & shopping. Only $205,000! Sharrah Mcenerney 802-264-1998 chenette real estate www.trousdalehomes.com

The Lynn Jackson Group Vergennes | 802-877-2134

Look. Buy. SmiLe. www.LakeChamplainRealtor.com

DOWNTOWN MONTPELIER Lg. 2BR, office, 1.5-BA. Avail. Dec. 1. CONDO RENTAL So. Burlington, 2x1-lynnJackson100307-classy.ind1 1 Unfurnished, 2 blocks to Main St. spacious 2-BR w/alcove, screened porch off LR overlooks quiet, HDWD, carpeting, sunny, bright, wooded area. Gas heat. W/D off-street parking, gas heat/ stove, W/D-hookups. $975/mo. incl. NS/pets. $1175/mo. Info: +utils. 802-310-4205. 802-655-3325. Cottage-Like Home, Jericho W/D, fireplace, DW. 5 min. from I89 & IBM. First month’s rent, sec. dep., refs required. NS. Pets neg. $1100/mo. Utils. not incl. Info: stephen larrabee, 802-878-0473.

not located a cookie in johnson cutteR condo… South Burlington three Bedroom well

Essex 2-BR, 20 min. from Burlington, 3rd floor farmhouse, 10 acre lot, separate entrance, great nature, 6 mo. lease. $650/mo. Info: 802-999-6232. Essex Jct: Luxury Condo Cushing Drive: 3-BR, 3-BA, 3 years old! End unit, full basement, gas fireplace, master suite. Avail. NOW through May/June ‘08. $1800/mo. 802-846-9568; www.HickokandBoardman.com. Info: Coldwell

great opportunity

Three Shelburne lots available with Adirondack views. All state and local permits are in place. Very private, bordered to the south by un-developable lot. Large grove of existing larch trees. Great views with a little clearing. Call for details. Prices from $279,000$319,000

GeorGia ranch on 2.77 acres

This is a great 3 bedroom, 2664 SF home on a beautiful lot with perennials, fruit & crab trees. Formal dining room & eat-in kitchen both have patio doors to 24x24 deck. Huge family room, office and study in fully finished basement. Natural gas heat. MLS#2713835. $289,900

Call Kate von trapp Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman realty 802-846-9512 www.Chrisvontrapp.com

call Dana Basiliere coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman realty 802-846-9593 www.DanasTeam.com

Exciting, nEw loft condos

Your ad here!

These dramatic third and fourth floor, loft condos feature soaring cathedral ceilings, expansive decks (some with Mountain Views), heated pool, gas fireplace, air conditioning, two baths plus washer/dryer and additional storage. Call now, only two left.

Nearly of Seven Days readers plan to buy a home in the next year!

call tom thompson tom’s team at RE/MAx north Professionals (802) 861-6212 www.tomsteamvermont.com

To advertise contact ashley 865-1020 x37 homeworks@sevendaysvt.com

$205,900 - $213,000

Flynn Ave. Housing Want to be involved with your neighbors in an intentional affordable housing community? 2-BR townhouse avail. Info: Flynn Ave. Housing Cooperative, 802-862-6244, www. getahome.org.

Furnished 3-BR Lake House Banker Hickok & Boardman Real- Great views, 1.5-BA, sun porch, ty, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, W/D, gas fireplace. NS/cats. Dogs 10/1/07 2:12:21 PM rent al s @ hickokandboardman. neg. $1000/mo. + utils. Avail. com, www.HickokandBoardman. now-May 31. Contact Karen or com. Greg. Info: 802-899-3730, lakechampl ainrent al .com/photos. Essex Junction Avail now, Royal Park, 2-BR townhouse, 1-BA, php. W/D hookups, end unit, parking, furnished room In private no pets. $950/mo. Call Coburn & home, quiet. NS/pets. Utils. incl. Feeley 864-5200 ext. 229. $600/mo. Info: 802-985-3910. Fabulous Burlington Home Great home! Williston, long or 4-BR, 1.5-BA, HDWD, tile, W/D, short term, avail. 12/1. 4-BR, 2.5porches, yard, DW, 2-car garage, BA, NS/pets. $2200/mo. + utils. view, great neighborhood, walk to Info: 802-324-6110. lake/bike path. $1850/mo. + utils. Hinesburg 2-BR Mobile Home Avail. now. Info: 802-764-2363. Comfortable, in quiet rural setting. Flower gardens and lg. shed. $750/mo. Avail. immed. Info: 802-482-2788.

39%

Hinesburg: New Condo! Silver HOUSE FOR RENT Great Pine St. St.: Luxurious 3-level townhouse! location, 4-BR, excellent condi2-BR, bonus room, 2.5-BA, 1550 tion, 2-BA, W/D. $1500/mo. + sq.ft., W/D. High-end upgrades, utils. NS. HDWD throughout. Avail. NOW; Huntington 2-BR duplex 1.512/18-mos. $1550/mo. Info: Cold- BA, full basement, W/D hookups. well Banker Hickok & Boardman Gorgeous views of Camel’s Hump. Realty, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-8461x1-mortgage-022305 2/19/07 1:45 Page New 1 apLg. BRs, lots PM of closets. 9568, rentals@hickokandboard- pliances, ceiling fans, small deck. man.com, www.HickokandBoardRefs./credit check, first/dep. man.com. Info: Palin Properties.

Free Pre-Approval! Mark R. Chaffee (802) 658-5599 x11

home for the holidays Just remodeled with new high-end maple cabinets. W/D incl. $975/mo. Info: 287 East Main steet LLC, 802-8991147, apartments@exactbuilt. com, www.exactbuilt.com/apt. htm.

Large 2-BR Apt. Burlington Fantastic Pine St. apt. located 5 min. from colleges, businesses, restaurants. Spacious rooms, parking. $1200/mo. incl. snow removal, garbage, water. Owner willing to give $200 back for occupancy by 12/1. NS. Avail. Nov. 15 or Dec. 1, flexible lease. Info: 802-316-1912. Lovely Furnished Home Fully furnished, w/ garage on Lake Champlain. 30 min to Burlington. Avail. for monthly rental until May 1. $1000/mo. Credit check + dep. required. Info: 802-999-7041.

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | classifieds 37B

8sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Luxury Apts Available! Montpelier, VT. Brand new 2-BR luxury townhouses w/deck, DW and W/D hookup. $1100/mo. + utils. w/ garage, or $1050/mo. + utils. w/ carport. River Station Condominiums, convenient to Stonecutter’s Way, the bike path and Hunger Mountain Co-op. To make an appointment for a showing, please call Rachel at 476-4493 ext. 230. MILTON Lg. 1st-floor apt. with W/ D hookups, storage, front porch, off-street parking. NS, pets neg. $1100/mo. + 1st, dep.

Housemate Wanted Burlington: Share a spacious, comfortable home in the New North End with a senior woman. Provide an overnight protective presence in exchange for a no-rent place to live. No pets. EHO. Interview, references, background check required.

Extra! Extra!

Post & browse ads at your convenience.

There’s no limit to ad length online.

South Burlington Looking for 1 or 2 women to share house on a dead end street. Big yard w/gardens, bike path, W/D, HW floors. $500/mo. + 1/3 utils., sec. NS/ cats. Info: 802-863-6215.

Sublets/ Temporary

Call 863-0274. More opportunities available at www.homesharevermont.org

Milton: Lake & Mtn. Views NEW PRICE! 3-BR, 2.5-BA, 3500 St. Albans Condo 2-BR 1.5-BA, sq.ft. Right-of-way to lake, so3 finished floors, 1 W/D hookup, 2x2c-homeshare112807.indd larium w/ jetted tub, multi-level 1-car detached garage. NS/dogs. deck. NS/pets. Avail. now through Incl. trash, recycling. $900/mo. Spring ‘08. $1500/mo. Info: Cold+ electric & gas heat. First/last/ well Banker Hickok & Boardman sec. dep. Avail. Nov. 1. Info: Realty, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846Shelly Hayes, 802-655-1474. 9568, rentals@hickokandboardSt. Albans Town New duplex, man.com, www.HickokandBoard- 2-br, full basement, private setman.com. ting. New appliances, garbage

Morrisville 2-BR in duplex 1st floor of duplex, off Stagecoach Rd. HDWD, DW, W/D hookup, lg. yard. $950/mo. incl. utils. snow removal & trash removal. First, last & sec. deposit req. Info: 800-330-4880.

Open 24/7/365.

removal. $1000/mo. Call 802-5242372. Info: 802-524-2372.

New digs? Stay connected. Cable TV | Internet | Telephone

www.BurlingtonTelecom.net

LARGE, QUIET DOWNTOWN APT. Subletting 1-BR. Parking space, eat-in kitchen, new windows/ carpeting, lg. deck, locked basement, on-site laundry. Quiet & 53 HYDE ST. BURLINGTON 2nd cat-friendly a plus. Avail. now floor apt. $550/mo. 11/26/07 utils. includ9:36:50 AMthrough June ‘08. $600/mo.+. ed. Call Mike, 922-8995 between Info: 802-598-5759. 4-8 p.m. Burlington Furnished br in 2-br apt. Most utils. included. Close to downtown. $325/mo. Avail. 12/01. Info: 802-859-0840. Burlington 3 prof. (2M, 1F) looking for housemate. Quiet, mature atmosphere. Convenient So. Union St., great lake views. Avail 01/01. $545/mo. + utils. NS/pets. Info: 802-658-2478. Colchester Roommate wanted to share appealing house, 12 mi. to Burlington, lg. yard near woods, W/D, hot tub, avail. Dec.1. $700/mo. + 1/2 utils. Info: 802-893-6992.

Morrisville, 3-BR House Cape-style in Morrisville. 2-BA, W/D hook-up, lg. yard, snow & trash removal. $1150/mo. + utils. First, last & sec. dep. required. Studio House for Rent 1-BR Comfy Downtown Creative gal-of-all-trades w/cat seeks: for 1x1-burltelecom052307_classy.ind1 5/21/07 1 4:08:07 Info: 800-330-4880. house in quiet neighborhood, ful- PM January. Spacious 2-bedroom. No ly furnished, small kitchenette. NEW COLCHESTER DUPLEX Upsmoking. Huge kitchen. Storage. Heat, HW, elect. incl. NS/dogs. scale 2-BR, 2-BA house w/garage. Hdwd floors. Claw-foot tub. Laun$1000/mo. Call 802-399-2124. Custom kitchen, granite counterdry. Parking. wheeeee! Info: 802-399-2124. tops, fireplace, radiant gas heat, Downtown Burlington Roomyard, quiet country location, 10 Underhill 3-BR house, full mate wanted to share 2-BR apt. min. to Burlington. $1600/mo. basement, oversized 2-car garage. Friendly, easy-going atmosphere. Info: 802-373-9999, theayer@ 7 private acres, 13 miles to Essex comcast.net. Jct. 5 mile on private road off No pets. $400/mo. + 1/3 utils. Avail. Dec. 1. Info: 603-852-2974, NICE CONDO FOR RENT In quiet Rt.15. $1025/mo. + utils. and dep. johnnyp_@yahoo.com. Avail. now. Info: 802-363-6495. Colchester neighborhood. 15 min. Johnson Large country home from Burlington and bike path. Underhill 3-BR, Beautiful with 100’s of acres of land. Close W/D. NS. Avail. immed. $1150/ 2-BA, 12 acres, swimming pond, to Johnson State College, Vermont mo. Info: 802-864-6186. gorgeous Mansfield view, trails to Studio Center and Larawy School. river. Hiking, biking, skiing nearRenovated 3-BR Burling$300/mo. incl. all. Dogs, chickby. $1400 + utils. 802-899-3659. ton Sunny, quiet, short walk to ens, cows and gardens are all part Info: 802-899-3659. downtown, waterfront, bike path. of the picture. 802-635-7166. New everything, safe neighborUnderhill, Park Street 2-BR, Lakeview Burlington room hood, flexible lease, respectful parking. $795/mo. Avail. Dec. 1. Room avail. immed. in downtown landlords. Pets OK. Avail. Dec. 1. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-6602-BR. HDWD, parking, close to $1225/mo.+. 802-734-2423. Info: 3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com/ waterfront, City Market. $600/ Tiki Archambeau, 802-734-2423. residence. Info: Amy Playdon, mo. incl. heat. Roommate is veg802-862-0208. Richmond 2-BR w/Heat $1050 etarian male, 26. NS/pets. Info: In recently renovated house. SpaUNFURNISHED APT Winooski, 802-338-8060. cious LR and kitchen, new appliavail. 1/01, 1-BR, efficient natuLg. room for rent In private ances, over 1400 sq.ft.! $1050/ ral gas heat. Covered, open porch home in a quiet neighborhood in mo. incl. heat, HW and plowing. off BR. NS/pets. $700/mo. Info: So. Burlington. Mature prof. feAvail. now. Info: Brian Esser, 802-655-3325. male only. $600/mo. incl. utils, 802-233-2933. Vergennes: New 1&2-BR Apts DLS, cable, W/D. Richmond 3-BR w/Heat $1400 Bamboo floors, gas range, DW, Monkton Farm House Large Apt. in recently renovated house. fridge, more. Convenient locarooms, washer, dryer, dishwashDeck, propane fireplace, new tion. $750-1050/mo. + utils. . er, inground pool, master bath, stainless appliances, gardens, Info: Burchfield Resources, 802cathedral ceilings. 20 acres. 15 master suite w/BA! $1400/mo. 877-6879, www.burchfieldresoucmiles to Kennedy Drive. Barn, etc. incl. heat, HW and plowing. Avail. es.com. More land in mtns. to hike, camp, now. 802-233-2933. WINOOSKI 2nd floor, 2-BR, heatetc. Amenities and utils. includSo. Burl: 3-Story Home! Butler ed, parking, no pets. Dep., ref. ed. $500/mo. 802-453-3457. Farms: 4-BR, office, 3-BA, master $875/mo. 802-655-1735. Roommate Wanted Seeking w/ whirlpool, sauna, HDWD, neat Winooski 2-BR apt 2nd floor, laid-back, responsible student loft. 2780 sq.ft. Dec. 1 - April clean, new carpets and heater, or professional to share nice 2‘08 or 12/15-mos. $2350/mo. covered deck, storage space, BR condo. Must be dog-friendly. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & parking, 2 mi. to UVM/FAHC. NS/ Incl. W/D, DW, HDWD, storage, Boardman Realty, Kaitlyn Dorey, pets. Avail. Jan. 1. $800/mo. + back yard, parking. $550/mo. + 802-846-9568, rentals@hickodep. 802-655-0626. 1/2 utils. Avail. Dec. 15 or Jan. 1. kandboardman.com, www.Hicko2nd-fl. 2-BR Lg. BRs, Winooski Kate, 802-338-0620. kandBoardman.com. 2 off-street parking. Gas heat, waS Union St. Room Available South Burlington 3-bedroom ter and cooking. Backyard, porch, Looking for a roommate to share end unit condo, 1.5-bath. New close to bus line. No large dogs. a beautiful 2-Br on south end of windows, W/D, garbage and snow $900/mo. + utils. Avail. Jan 1. Burlington. Close to downtown. removal. Pool, tennis, bike path. Info: Dana Paul, 802-655-7785. You must be professional, reCarport. Close to UVM/FAHC. sponsible and not a slob. Smokers $1395/mo. + utils. 802-324-6446. welcome, but only on outside. No SOUTH BURLINGTON APT. 2-BR pets. Off-street parking avail. and Wi-Fi, water, trash, water heater, laundry on site. $530/mo. + utils. driveway, cable incl. 1st month Avail. Dec. 1. Info: 617-817-0874, + dep. Clean, quiet development. bowdenea@aol.com. $625 includes utilities Need Forest St. at Logwood St. off WilShelburne Lg. sunny room for person to rent furnished room liston Rd. Info: 802-999-6291, lurent. Beautiful setting. Quiet. in lg. apt. Incl. utils./cable/Iniscynthiaymayasuarez@hotmail. Professionals only. 8 min. to ternet. Laundry on site. Info: com. downtown. 802-498-4520. SOUTH HERO Studio apt., easy comBurlington Shelburne/So. Williston Woods Lg. room 1-BR mute to Burlington. Avail. immediFemale roommate to share two in rural cabin w/ 2 responsible ately. NS/pets. $550/mo. Year lease, bedroom condo. Large bedroom, young men. Remote, 500 acres. security deposit, ref. required. Call big closet. Fireplace in livingBiking, skiing out back door. A for more info. 372-8391. room. Peaceful and clean. $550/ real catch. Dec.1-Jun.1. Info: damo. with deposit. Reasonable utilvid hyman, 914-826-6026. ities. Call 802-999-4402.

call 540-0007 for service

Housemates

Vacation Rentals Mt. Mansfield Summit Hut Historic stone hut, 3600’ elevation. Access: Stowe’s “FourRunner Quad.� Short walk from Octagon/restaurant/lift/summit road. Great views/trails/skiing/hiking. Wood stove, wood provided. Jan. 13-18. $50/person/night, $200 security. Info: 518-569-5023, massagepro12903@gmail.com.

Office/ Commercial 1x2-pathway-classy071107 Office Space Available HOLISTIC PRACTITIONER, PSYCHOTHERAPIST OR ACUPUNCTURIST

Cars/Trucks 1992 FORD F150 4WD, snow plow, cap, bed liner, 87K mi. Only $2200. 482-2172. 7/9/07 3:52 PM Page 1 1994 Honda Accord EX Excellent cond., dependable, blue, auto., 4-dr., no rust, new tires, 113K, AM-FM/tape, AC. Under book value. Moving - must sell. Great, reliable car. $3500/OBO. Info: 802-893-2446, kmills@insightvt.com. 1994 Jeep Grand Cherokee V8, runs great, strong engine, very reliable, needs some work. $1000/ OBO. Info: 802-485-4813.

168 Battery Street (at King) Burlington • 862-8806 pathwaystowellbeing.org Burlington Main Street Landing. Join our neighborhood of creative and friendly businesses in a healthy and beautiful environment. www.mainstreetlanding.com www.waterfronttheatre.org. Melinda Moulton @ 802-864-7999. downtown office space Absolutely beautiful, sunny, 8’x10’. Avail. 12/1. Inc. HW floors, heat, garbage, water, parking. No lease/dep. $400/mo. 269 Pearl St. by appt. only. Call Judy, 802-989-0111. Office Space for Rent Looking to rent 2-3 days/week to a massage therapist, counselor, or healing arts practitioner. Large, calm atmosphere, great location, VERY affordable price. $120/mo. 802233-7368. Info: 802-233-7368. Office/Warehouse Space Commercial space for lease. 500 yds. from I-89 exit 17. Office area is 1000 sq.ft., warehouse/shop is 1400 sq.ft. (heated). Current fitup is lobby, 2 offices, CR, kitchenette, ADA bathroom. Central AC, high-speed Internet, 3-phase power, 12 ft. OHD. Relatively new, great Colchester location. Avail. Jan. 2008. signguyvt@yahoo. com or 802-922-4765. Info: Plan B Properties LLC, 802-922-4765, signguyvt@yahoo.com. Vergennes Commercial Attractive downtown Mental Health Office sublet space avail. 1st floor. Handicap accessible. $300/mo. incl. everything. Info: 802-877-3636. Waterfront office space available. Adirondack views. Incls. parking. Call Ken at 865-3450. Williston Office Space 155 sq.ft. Office avail. on So. Brownell Rd. Reception area, kitchen, deck, cable access, and ample parking. Great location. Call 860-2211. Info: 802-860-2211, http://www. hubbardconstruction.net.

1999 Subaru Outback AWD Great clean, safe car! New snow tires and brakes. Call for details! Info: 802-578-6005. 2002 Subaru Outback 84K Wagon, 5-spd., power W/L, CD, alloy wheels, fog lamps, cruise, A/ C. CARFAX cert. Very good cond., runs well! $9495/OBO. Info: 802-734-2915. 2003 Honda Accord EXL Cpe 5-spd., black w/ black leather heated seats, 1 owner, well-maintained, great cond., 40K. Loaded: rear spoiler, pwr sunroof w/visor, trunk cargo net, 6-disc sound system. Info: 802-373-8884.

Services Bank FORECLOSURES! Homes from $10,000! 1-3 bedroom available! HUD, Repos, REO, etc. These homes must sell! For listings call 1-800-425-1620 ext. 3241. (AAN CAN). Info: 800-425-1620.

1999 Pontiac Grand AM GT V6, 115K, 2-dr. coupe, white, sun/ moon roof. Good condition. Have no need for a second car anymore. $2800/OBO. Info: Ken Hill, 802-899-3486.

1995 BMW 530i $7499 Fully loaded, 100K, 5-spd., dark green, tan leather, heated seats, incl. new Hakkapelitta snows, good on gas, excellent condition, drives great. Info: 347-403-2658. 1996 Audi A6 Quattro Wagon 145K, silver, good cond., no rust, all-seasons and snows on rims, heated seats, CD, sunroof, power everything, much recent work, all service records. $3900. Info: 802-985-9363. 1996 Buick Century Inspected until February. Great winter beater. NEED to sell before Dec. 1 as I am moving to CA. $750/OBO. Info: Kenneth Hatch, 805-453-6782.

Audi Allroad Quattro Wagon 2001, 59K, pewter/black, loaded, heated F&R seats/steering wheel, CD, sunroof, all-seasons & winters. Great condition, dealermaintained, all records, Xenon headlights, incredible in snow. $15,900. Info: 802-985-9363. Automotive $500 POLICE IMPOUNDS, Cars from $500! Tax repos, US Marshal and IRS sales! Cars, trucks, SUVs, Toyotas, Hondas, Chevys, more! For listings call 1-800-298-4150 ext. C107. (AAN CAN) DONATE YOUR VEHICLE MAX IRS TAX DEDUCTIONS UNITED BREAST CANCER FOUNDATION Free Mammograms, breast cancer info, & services http://www.ubcf.info FREE towing, Fast, Any Condition Acceptable, 24/7 1-888-468-5964 (AAN CAN) GMC 1998 Yukon SLT 4-door, leather heated seats, running boards, barn doors in rear, roof rack, CD player, privacy glass, loaded, very clean. $6995/OBO. No mileage. Info: 802-238-2915.

Boats 1986 Stingray Supersport Power boat w/ Shorelander trailer, new tires & rollers, 230 HP Chevy V8 engine, seats 9, open bow, well-maintained. $2200. Call 802324-3113. Info: Al Charland.

1996 Saturn SL Sedan 152K miles, 4-dr., 4-cyl., 5-spd. manual. Great commuter car, winter beater. First reasonable offer takes it! $750/OBO. Info: 802598-0324, emg@pshift.com. 1997 850 Volvo Wagon Sunroof, 3rd seat, extra set of tires and rims, leather seats, auto. $2800/OBO. Info: 802-475-4007. 1997 F350 turbo diesel 4WD Ford V8, 8’x12’ stake bed, heavy duty hitch, dual wheels, 4WD auto., 168K, good condition, speed control, ABS, eng-block heater. Must see. Great for plowing, contractors, farmers! $8200. Info: 802-872-1138, adstricker@ verizon.net. 1997 Honda Civic $4500 Blue, 4-dr., auto., AC, CD, new t-belt, water pump, 111K, good condition. $4500. 802-272-0157 or 802728-9199. Info: Wiggett’s Auto, Adam Wiggett, 802-728-9199. 1997 Toyota Rav 4 $6900 Maroon, 4x4, 4-dr., CD, 5-spd., new t-belt and water pump, 120K on car, 68K on motor, rust free. $6900. Info: Wiggett’s Auto, Adam Wiggett, 802-728-9199.

Antiques/ Collectibles Spirit of love shopping Shop and buy top sellers in gifts, collectibles, home, garden and seasonal decor. Most items under $19.95. Perfect gifts for you loved ones. Visit www.spiritofloveshopping.com. TROPICAL ORCHIDS FOR SALE Beautiful plants make great gifts! Keep for yourself for display in home or office. Or for the collector..Paphs., Phals., Onc., Catts., complex hybrids. Info: Shannon Lee, 802-644-2121.

1999 Chevy (Toyota) Prizm Excellent cond., auto., 4-dr., AC, AM/FM/CD, maintenance records, 115K & many left, great mpg. $3500. Info: 802-899-5426.

buy this stuff Âť

38B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | SEVEN DAYS

fsb

beautiful colchester home

8FOR SALE BY OWNER List your property here! 30 words + photo. Contact Ashely 864-5684, fsbo@sevendaysvt.com essex junction

Architect-designed 3-BR, 2.5-BA, 2400 sq.ft. Colchester home features breathtaking deck views of the lake (across the street), includes beach access. New bamboo floors and newly finished basement. $389,000. 864-6465. http:// beautifulcolchester.blogspot.com/

2 Bdrm Townhouse/Condo with Garage, 1.5 baths, gas heat, DW, W &D hookups on first floor, dry basement. Asking $183,500 with $5000. Back at closing. 802-8652010 or 482-2885.

shelburne lake view

3 bedroom, 3 bath home in great neighborhood! Master suite includes walk-in closet and ¾ bath. Kitchen with breakfast bar, large living room. Attached 2-car garage. $267,000. 878-8930. http://cosmos.champlain.edu/ people/andrews/audrylane/ OPEN HOUSE Sunday, Dec. 2; 11am-1pm

$8 PRESCRIPTION EYEGLASSES Custom made to your prescription, stylish plastic or metal frame, Highindex, UV protection, antiscratch lens, case, lenscloth for only $8. Also available: Rimless, Titanium, Children’s, Bifocals, Progressives, Suntints, AR coating, etc. Http://ZENNIOPTICAL.COM. (AAN CAN)

FOR PHOTOGRAPHIC PURISTS A complete professional black and white darkroom. Includes Omega Pro-Lab 4x5 enlarger, Omega exposure system, print easels, film tanks and trays, darkroom sink, Pako print washer, contact printer and stabilization processor for instant prints. Items can be sold individually or in groups. Price is neg. Call 802-864-8436 days or 802-879-0835 evenings. FREEZER - COMMERCIAL United heavy-duty upright freezer. 6’H x 2’9”W x 27”D. Works great. No longer needed. Each shelf is refrigerated for more efficient operation. $250. Info: 802-238-3785.

NEW W’S BURTON DOWN VEST Brand new, size L, reversible. Tags still on. Dark orange (“brimstone”) reverses to salmon. Originally $130; asking $85. Great gift! Info: 802-734-3928.

SONY 34XBR960 HIGH-DEF CRT Beautiful 34” widescreen 1080i, great sound, HDTV tuner. Component HDMI, MemoryStick, iLink, PIP, universal remote, free XBR stand. Reference standard in fantastic condition. $650. Info: 802-318-8511.

SOLID GOLD, DANCERS Exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette, deer camp or anytime good friends get together. #1 for fun. 802-6581464. New talent welcome.

Free Stuff Entertainment/ Tickets DRIVERS W/ LATE MODEL vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 802-658-1464.

VEGETABLE OIL Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Global Markets, 863-9460.

Furniture 2 ANTIQUE SHOWCASES One: 60” x 25” x 42”, $375/OBO. Other: 72” x 24” x 36”, $225/OBO. These nice old showcases are still in use and may be seen at The Optical Center, 107 Church St., Burlington. Stop by and take a look or call Gary at The Optical Center, 802-658-4683.

SNOW TIRES 18565R14 snows (2), good cond., not studded. $30/ pair. Info: 802-893-4607. SNOW TIRES 15580R13 Winters (4), good cond., not studded. $30/set. Info: 802-893-4607.

BED SET Orthopedic, double-sided pillow top, mattress, box and frame. Brand new, w/warranty. Never opened or used Cost $895, sell only $395. 802-893-3888.

STACKED WASHER/DRYER COMBO Frigidaire, electric. Just moved and do not need. Excellent cond. $475/OBO. Info: David Shapiro, 802-865-7939.

FURNITURE 3-cushion sofa w/ green trim: $200/OBO. Pedestal dining room table, 42”, w/ matching chairs: $150. Bunkbeds: $150/ OBO. Info: 802-310-5146.

WINTER TIRES Set of 4 Michelin X-Ice Snow Tires - 205-70-R15 - fit Subaru Outback Wagon, used only 1 winter, excellent condition. $250/OBO. Info: DAN KOSHINSKY, 802-899-2783. WINTER WHEELS AND TIRES Brand new steel wheels mounted w/ brand new 225-60-16 Bridges2x3c-GoTradingPost051607.indd 1 tone Blizzak Revo tires. Fit Outbacks w/ factory 16-17” wheels. $750. Must go ASAP. Info: Justin Grassano, 802-989-8997. 17 iMac all-in-one computer w/ 160 GB harddrive, 20 GB of music. Built-in bluetooth, airport and CD/DVD burner. Mouse, wireless keyboard incl. $600. Info: Richard Bowen, 802-635-9069, colorblindbowen@gmail.com.

Electronics

Bright & Cozy 3 Bedroom, 1 bath home. Spacious backyard. Walk to excellent schools & UMall. Close to 89, UVM & Hospital. Call 658-5815 to leave message. $229,000

westford

Renovated 3 BR, 1.5 bath home + 1 BR, 1 bath rental unit/office (~2500 s.f.) with HWF, spectacular waterfall, brook. Near village and skiing. $349,900. 496-7650. For more info: http://debrides.googlepages. com/home

ALL-SEASON TIRES 18565R14 (3). Good cond. $30/all. Info: 802-893-4607.

south burlington

1200-SF, 2-BR, 1-BA Windridge condo. View woods from your glass slider, patio. 1st-floor flat with open floor plan, newer windows, gas heat, laundry room. No dogs. VHFA Eligible. $159,500. 802-652-9735 or paul.sdvt@ecopixel.com

Warren

Clothing/ Jewelry

1.41 acres with moveable building (1850’s barn) on new 26x32 foundation with new floor deck. Has Barre Town sewer & water with electric at street. Zoned commercial but can do house w/conditional permit. 522-1030, mmillerantiques@ aol.com

so. burlington - 2 br Condo

View of Shelburne Bay. Tri-level 1960’s former residence of Shelburne architect. 1.2 acres. Cul de sac. 2100 sq.ft. 4-BR. Library. 1 ¾-BA. 2 car garage. New roof. 134 Pierson Drive. email indoors@sover.net 603-4481856 $429,000

Appliances/ Tools/Parts

middle/holden rd. barre

GREY RECLINER, LIKE NEW Plush, cozy. Looks new. Very attractive, comfortable. Worth about $800; asking $250. 802-343-7502. HOT TUB Spa -2007 model. Brand new. Insulated, efficient. Loaded MUSICAL GIFTS Djembe: 5/14/07 $100, 1:58:18 PMw/ jets/horsepower, ozonator, Indonesian-style didjerido: $25, cover. Warranty incl. MSRP $5400; Bodhran: $80, Acoustic Guitar: sell $3200. 802-598-0316. $150 (3/4 size, great for student) for sale! Email or call for details! KING WATERBED MATTRESS California King size, 84” x 70”, Info: 802-922-1589, alunaj9@yaWaveless, comes with liner & hoo.com. heater. Good condition. $50/OBO. 802-864-7740.

8FOR SALE BY OWNER List your property here! 30 words + photo. Contact Ashely 864-5684, fsbo@sevendaysvt.com KING-SIZE MATTRESS Only $75! You may have to pick it up, or we can try to work something out. Info: maya987@gmail.com. MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS Top of the line, Visco, allergen-resistant cover, incl. warranty. Still in plastic, never used. MSRP $795, sell $425. 802-893-7296. Info: 802-893-7296. NICE! - TABLE & 4 CHAIRS Great condition! Honey-colored 3’ x 5’ wood table w/ glass top. $500/ OBO. Call 802-660-9075. OFFICE FURNITURE Desks, file cabinets, conference table, chairs, folding tables, bookcases, art table, more. Take a look and let’s make a deal. Info: Monarch International, 802-660-8070, Bronx1957@aol.com.

Kid Stuff MORIGEAU-LEPINE CRIB Likenew, 8800 series, cognac. Save $$: buy our crib and purchase additional matching items through Kasazza Kids! This crib is a classic and in excellent cond. Retails for $750+; asking $350/OBO. Info: 802-355-7144.

Pets ALPACAS FOR SALE! Think Spring! We have a nice selection of beautiful females bred to top quality males for springtime births. Breeding and companion quality males also available. Info: Vermont Alpaca Company, 802765-9639, www.VermontAlpacaCo. com. CHINESE SHAR-PEI PUPS Beautiful, wrinkled pups. AKC, all shots. Very friendly and affectionate. Ready to meet their new best friend. 802-457-4039 or wrinklepups80@aol.com for pictures and info.

PETMATE VARI KENNEL CRATE Giant (48”L x 32”W x 35”H) solid plastic dog crate w/ wire mesh door. Excellent cond. Petco sells for $250; asking $110. Leave msg., 802-734-3928. Info: 802-734-3928.

Sports Equipment CANADA GOOSE DECOYS - 8 Feltheaded, full-size, both lookers and feeders. Great for hunting! Valued at $300; will sell all 8 for $150. Info: 802-877-2615, jour ney4you2003@yahoo.com. LIFE-SIZE GOOSE DECOYS With stands, both feeders and lookers. These 8 decoys are for sale at low price of $15/each. Info: 802-8772615, journey4you2003@yahoo. com. PAINTBALL GUN Bushmaster b2k, silver, X engraving, drop forward, dye grips, like-new condition, multiple automatic settings. $300/OBO. Info: qdessein@ gmail.com. REEBOK ELLIPTICAL RL 725 Adjustable resistance, heartrate monitor, custom programs. Only 2 years old, in great condition, paid 500+. Asking $250. 802-764-6295 or 802-355-9709.

Want to Buy ANTIQUES Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave, 802-859-8966.

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | classifieds 39B

8sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Learn to play harmonica Experienced, professional harmonica player available for individual and small group lessons. Instruction focuses on tone. Info: Mark Lavoie, 802-236-5665, lavoie@ gmavt.net, http://www.myspace. com/theharmonicaman.

Bands/ Musicians bass w/vocals sought For serious and dedicated project. Originals, pro contacts and art, rehearsal/recording facilities. Must be a hard worker ready to tour ‘08. Beatles, Metallica, Bowie, Hendrix. Info: DANA PHELPS, http://myspace.com/finkgs4. BEE WELL MASSAGE Massage Therapist available for your band. I travel to venues, studios, festivals and events. I practice professional and therapeutic massage only! Info: BEE WELL MASSAGE, Melissa Brodeur, 267-255-2452, melissa@beewellmassage.com, www.beewellmassage.com. Mardi Gras! Bassist and keyboardist/B-3 seek other musicians for second line/New Orleans funk project, Too Much Fun. Glenn, 802-385-1900. Info: Glenn Goodwin, 802-385-1900. DrumMetal/Experimental mer seeks guitarist and bassist for Metal/Experimental band. Thrash, Doom, Speed, HardJazz, Power Garage. Burlington-based. Contact Chris, 802-999-8570. Info: 802-999-8570.

For Sale Ibanez Acous./Elec. Guitar Transparent Blue Sunburst guitar, good cond. w/ hard-shell case. Cost over $500 new, case was over $100. $125 of recent work put in. $325/OBO. Info: Dan Woods, 802-879-2604. Older Conn alto sax Director 14M alto, aka the shooting star model. Serial number L17887. Needs adjustment: some pads do not totally close, one pad loose. Decent shape. $275. Info: 802-355-6253.

Instruction Bass Guitar Lessons With Aram Bedrosian. For all levels and styles. Beginners welcome! Learn technique, theory, songs, reading, slap-bass and more in a fun, professional setting. Years of teaching/playing experience. Convenient Pine Street studio. Gift certificates available. Info: Bass Guitar Lessons with Aram Bedrosian, Aram Bedrosian, 802598-8861, bassalisk@yahoo.com, www.arambedrosian.com. Guitar Instruction Berklee graduate w/ 25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory, and ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick Belford, 802-864-7195, rickbelf@ verizon.net, www.rickbelford. com. Guitar instruction All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM and Middlebury College Faculty) 862-7696, www. paulasbell.com.

MUSIC LESSONS Piano, guitar, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles. 20 years experience. Friendly, individualized lessons in South Burlington. Info: 802-864-7740, ero@moomail.net. PIANO & GUITAR LESSONS Exciting approach enhancing creativity. Classical, Jazz, Free Improvisation. Patient experienced teacher.

Open 24/7/365.

Extra! Extra!

Post & browse ads at your convenience.

There’s no limit to ad length online.

Financial/Legal

Small buSineSS management accounting

Small business management accounting support focusing on the outsourcing of the primary controller functions of planning, controlling, reporting, and accounting including bookkeeping, financial reporting, financial analysis, budgeting, payroll, tax filings, and accounting software setup/analysis.

Auto

Peter Hebert, MAFM ph: 802-861-2828 f: 802-861-2827 www.sbavt.com

sage travels to business, home or where needed. Treat yourself, employees or your next gathering to body/mind rejuvenation! Info: 802-233-1466, healinghandswilltravel@yahoo.com. Massage Au Naturel Enjoy an evening massage in the comfort and privacy of your home or hotel. Experienced male practitioner. Info: Moonlight Massage, 802-355-5247, http://www.moonlightmassage.com. MASSAGE FOR MEN BY SERGIO To all my clients, I am back in town! Deep tissue, Swedish. To make an appointment call me 802-373-7206.

1-800-592-0362 Ext. 235. (AAN CAN) $CASH$ Immediate Cash for Structured Settlements, Annuities, Law Suits, Inheritance, Mortgage Notes & Cash Flows. J.G. WENTWORTH #1 1-800-7947310 (AAN CAN) A REALISTIC $10,000-$40,000 A MONTH! NO Selling, NO Scripts, NO Phone Calls. An 80-year-old lady made $5000 in her first 8 days. Visit http://www.TySays. com (AAN CAN) BARTENDERS NEEDED: Looking for part/full-time bartenders. Several positions available. No experience required. With hourly wages and tips make up to $300 per shift. Call (800) 806-0082 ext. 200. (AAN CAN)

Service $39/hr. ASE-Cert. Williston Wheels Service Center now Might be Pregnant? Need open. $39/hr. labor. ASE-certihelp? We offer friendship, help w/ fied. $19.99 Vermont Inspections. exploring options, free pregnancy Computer diagnostics. All makes, CREDIT REPAIR! Erase bad credit 1x2-pherbert-classy110707.indd 111/5/07 2:57:34 PM test, and ongoing support and en- COOL TRAVEL JOB!! One Month esp. foreign cars. No job too big legally Money back Warranty, or small. 687 Industrial Ave. Call FREE Consultation & Information: couragement. Info: BIRTHRIGHT, Paid Training! $500 Sign on Bonus Burlington, 802-865-0056. today or book online. Info: Willis1-866-410-7676 http://www.naMust be free to travel & Start Toton Wheels, 802-864-0047, www. tionalcreditbuilders.com (AAN day. 1-800-735-7409. (AAN CAN) PENIS ENLARGEMENT FDA Apwillistonwheels.com. CAN) proved medical vacuum pumps, DATA ENTRY Processors needed!! Viagra, Testosterone, Cialis. Gain medical bills making you Earn $3,500 - $5,000 Weekly Sick? Save money! Reduce medical 1-3� permanently. Free Brochures. working from home! Guaranteed 619-294-7777, http://www.drjo- Paychecks! No experience necesbills through our proven Mediation System. Financing Available. elkaplan.com. (AAN CAN) sary! Positions available today! No Rise. Free Live Chat. 1-800Register online now! http://www. Psychic Counseling and ChanNeed Mother’s helper/nanny 837-2416 http://www.BillMedia- neling with Bernice Kelman, Un- BigPayWork.com (AAN CAN) tion.com (AAN CAN). derhill, VT. 30+ years experience. HOME REFUND JOBS! Earn $3,500 Work-at-home-mom seeks flexAlso: energy healing, chakra balible, reliable person to assist her - $5,000 weekly processing comancing, Reiki, rebirthing, other w/ household tasks and care for pany refunds online! Guaranteed lives, classes, more. 802-899her 7-mo.-old twin boys. StarksPaychecks! No experience need3542, kelman.b@juno.com. Info: boro. Part-time, middays, 4-hr ed! Positions available today! Bernice Kelman, 802-899-3542, shifts. Info: 802-434-3230. Register online now! http://www. kelman_b@yahoo.com. RebateWork.com (AAN CAN) American Beauty Massage At Pathways to Wellbeing, Bur- Walk a Community Labyrinth MAKE $150/HOUR Get paid cash Walk to Winter Solstice. Event lington. Relax, refresh and refor your opinion! Earn $5 to $75 juvenate with Jessica Phillips, Dec. 23, 3 p.m. Origins: Journey to fill out simple surveys online. into the Roots of Mystical Con- Start NOW! http://www.paid CMT. Offering holistic Swedish massage, Reiki, hot stone mas- sciousness -Michael Evans. Dona- choice.com (AAN CAN) PC & Digital Data Secured tions welcomed. Corner of Swift & Have your PC’s sanitized of per- sage. Call ahead. Info: American MEDICAL BILLS MAKING YOU Spear. www.CommunityLabyrinth. sonal and client information. We Beauty Massage Studio, Jessica ws. Info: www.CommunityLaby- SICK? Save money! Reduce mediPhillips CMT, 802-343-6331, jeswill sanitize/destroy your hard cal bills through our proven Merinth.ws. sica@AmericanBeautyMassage. drives; tapes; media and portable diation System. Financing Availcom, www.AmericanBeautyMasdevices. Documentation provided able. No Rise. Free Live Chat. sage.com. upon request. Info: DataInVT, 1-800-837-2416 http://www.Bill requestser vice @datainvt.com, CRANIOSACRAL THERAPY AlleviMediation.com (AAN CAN) www.datainvt.com. ate the root causes of pain and Movie Extras! Movie extras, dysfunction with CranioSacral actors, models! Make $100-$300/ Therapy and SomatoEmotional day. No experience required, Meet Release by licensed Physical Thercelebrities, full-time/part-time, apist Mindy Cohen. 865-9500, all looks needed! Call now! 1voicemail #3 for appointments. 800-556-6103 extension 528. 2S[ FSSOMRK Dark Healing Chocolate! *VII IWXMQEXIW *YPP] MRWYVIH (AAN CAN) Julie Reville, MS NCC CounSensuous! Romantic! A must for seling for anxiety, depression, MYSTERY SHOPPERS Get paid to 8LI +VEWW +EYGLSW 00' parenting, transitions, commu- holidays. Pure bliss! What if you shop! Retail/Dining establishKVEWWKEYGLSW GSQ ` found out it is GOOD for you, nication disorders, disabilities, ments need undercover clients to w/ LIFE-GIVING properties and GLBTQ, chronic illness, grief and judge the quality/customer serloss. Saturday appts. At Optima, 2 HEALTH BENEFITS! Info: 802-372vice. Earn up to $150 a day. Call 4784, www.DarkHealingChocolate. 1x1-JoshTyprowicz-Cohen112607.in1 11/26/07 1 10:00:23 AM Church St., Suite 4G, Burlington. 800-901-9370. (AAN CAN) com. Info: Julie Reville, 802-734-0777, Packages processing Packjreville@burlingtontelecom.net. Energy Medicine for Health %0/¹5 ,/08 ages processing manager needed. Motivation Hypnosis Maureen Holistic, energy-based therapies 8)&3& 50 #&(*/ Mail packages from home without for body, mind & spirit. Deep Finnerty Turner, RN, M.Ed, LCMHC, leaving your current job. Easy! and lasting healing with reiki, Hypnotherapist/Psychotherapist. Ship parcels from our clients. Get BodyTalk, Brennan-style energy Downtown Burlington w/free * 03("/*;& $-04&54 paid $24 per parcel Info: http:// healing, acupressure, flower esparking. Hypnosis helps: atten#*--4 %0$6.&/54 global-post.biz/vacancies.html. sences. Cindy Fulton, M.A., NCTtion, anxiety, test taking, depres&7&/54 .07&4 &5$ POST OFFICE JOBS AVAILABLE MB, Shelburne. 802-985-9580, sion, focusing, phobias, PTSD, Avg. Pay $20/Hour or $57K an1BN 4XFFOFZ cindy@energymedicinevt.com. panic, pain, healing, performance, nually including Gederal benefits w w w.e n e r g y m e d ic in e v t .c om. 1FSTPOBM 1SPGFTTJPOBM procrastination, sports, relationand OT. Paid Training, Vacations. Info: Inner Transformations Cen0SHBOJ[JOH .BOBHFNFOU ships, smoking, diet & exercise, PT/FT. 1-866-616-7019 USWA child/ adolescent/adult. Insur- ter for Energy Medicine, Cindy (AAN CAN) Fulton, 802-985-9580, cindy@ ance/credit cards accepted. Info: 802-658-2140, mturner@motiva- energymedicinevt.com, www.en- General Handyman Services tionhypnosis.com, http://www. ergymedicinevt.com. Home, apt. and office remodeling, 1x2-112107-PamSweeney-PerProOrgM1 11/23/07 112:24:13 PM motivationhypnosis.com. FREE INJURY CONSULTATION! maintenance and repair. Interior Are injuries preventing you from painting/staining just $129.99/ Sallie West, M.A., M.F.T Telephone and face-to-face counsel- snowboarding or skiing this year? room. Call by Dec. 15 to receive Call Rehab Zone Physical Therapy 10% off! 802-324-7173. Info: ing for individuals and couples. Richmond Dog-Sitting Home (specializing in sports injuries) General Handyman Services, Omer Specializing in relationships and Great family environment for your Alicic, 802-324-7173, generalspiritual/personal growth, de- for your FREE EVALUATION. Nodog as you travel. Experienced vember only. 802-309-0430. Info: handymanservices@gmail.com. pression, anxiety and life transivet tech w/excellent pet-sitting REHAB ZONE PHYSICAL THERAPY, tions. Burlington and Waitsfield. GREEN CLEAN Using non-toxic, credentials and refs. Fenced Cynthia Almonte, 802-309-0430, 496-7135. Info: 802-496-7135. biodegradable products only. Re- yard. Lab mix to play with. Info: cindyalmonte@hotmail.com. liable, attention to detail, hourly. 802-560-4267 Fullbody messsage for men Info: 802-355-0811. From head to toes. Chinese athWOOD BURNERS - SAVE Half log lete can free your body and mind length, you cut, split and transfrom stress. Jay, 233-5037. Stuport. $95/cord. Easy access. dents/athletes discount. 482-2172. BEST COLLEGE OPPORTUNITIES GHOST BUSTING, SPIRIT PosMatching the needs of students session, exorcisms, professional and families with the best college opportunities. Do not risk the fu- therapist, New England, New York areas; References available ture on guesswork. AFFORDABLE, 716-471-3345. QUALITY RESULTS. Info: Collegiate Research & Planning L.C., Healing Hands Will Travel $700-$800,000 FREE GRANTS 802-399-6342, CollegiateRP@ Certified Massage Therapist. Great Personal bills, school, business/ gmail.com. Holiday Gifts! 802-233-1466. housing. Approx. $49 billion unSwedish/Deep Tissue, Table/Chair, claimed 2007! Almost everyone Basic Reflexology. Mobile masqualifies! Live operators listings legals 

Childcare Auditions/ Casting Aspiring Makeup Artist Wanted to work w/ a group of photographers for fashion and artistic shoots. Info: David Russell Photography, David Russell, 802373-1912, dave@daverussell.org, http://www.daverussell.org.

Call to Artists Art Walk Artists Local clothing boutique seeking monthly artists to exhibit as part of the First Friday Artwalk. Please send info and images. Info: onelove1515@ hotmail.com. WRITERS WANTED The Academy for Alternative Journalism, established by papers like this one to promote diversity in the alternative press, seeks talented journalists and students (college seniors and up) for a paid summer writing program at Northwestern University’s Medill School of Journalism. The eight-week program (June 22 - August 17, 2008) aims to recruit talented candidates from diverse backgrounds and train them in alt-weekly-style feature writing. Ten participants will be chosen and paid $3000 plus housing and travel allowances. For information and an application visit http://aaj.aan.org. You may also email us at altacademy@ northwestern.edu. Applications must be postmarked by February 8, 2008. Northwestern University is an equal opportunity educator and employer. (AAN CAN)

For Sale Art makes a great gift Inspired, Inspirational, Inscapes: Give an eternal gift of art to yourself or someone you love! Portraits: realistic, spiritual or fantasy. Personal readings avail. Info: 802-922-1589.

Health/Wellness

Computer

Home/Garden

Counseling

723; &03;-2+

$ISORGANIZED * %0

Pets

Education

Biz Opps

40B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | SEVEN DAYS

« pets

Reference is hereby made to the aforementioned instruments, the records thereof and the references therein contained, all in further aid of this description. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the City of Burlington.

STATE OF VERMONTCHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S829-06 CnC National City Mortgage, a division of National City Bank of Indiana, Plaintiff v. Heidi M. Komasa, Thomas Komasa, American Express Travel Related Services, Inc., Gregory Supply Company, Inc. And Occupants residing at 211 Elmwood Avenue, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants SECOND AMENDED NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by National City Mortgage to Heidi M. Komasa and Thomas Komasa dated January 27, 2006 and recorded in Volume 950, Page 345 of the Land Records of the City of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 10:30 A.M. on December 12, 2007, at 211 Elmwood Avenue, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Heidi Komasa and Thomas Komasa by Warranty Deed of Louis A. Hamlin and Mary L. Hamlin dated September 23, 2005, of record in Volume 934 at Page 255 of the Burlington Land Records and being more particularly described as follows: A lot of land with buildings thereon situated on the westerly side of Elmwood Avenue, the house being known and designated and 211 Elmwood Avenue, and said lot has a frontage of 49.5 feet on said Elmwood Avenue with a depth of 148.5 feet.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. National City Mortgage By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0912-06 CnC

Being a parcel of land situated on the easterly side of U.S Route 7, together with all structures and improvements thereon, containing 4.2 acres, more or less, located at 3871 Shelburne Road, in Shelburne, Vermont, which are all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Heidi Komasa and Thomas Komasa by Warranty deed of Robert R. Spencer and Cynthia G.B Spencer of even or approximate date herewith and about to be recorded in the Shelburne Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Shelburne. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Wells Fargo Bank, National Association, as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

Wells Fargo Bank, National Association, as Trustee for Securitized Asset Backed, Receivables, LLC 2006-OP1 Mortgage Pass-Through Certificates, Series 2006-OP1, Plaintiff v. Thomas Komasa, Heidi Komasa, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for Quicken Loans, And Occupants residing at 3871 Shelburne Road, Shelburne, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Option One Mortgage Corporation to Thomas Komasa dated July 6, 2005 and recorded in Volume 326, Page 343 of the Land Records of the Town of Shelburne, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 11:15 A.M. on December 12, 2007, at 3871 Shelburne Road, Shelburne, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. LAKE CHAMPLAIN MEN’S RESOURCE CENTER MEN’S DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP All men welcome weekly group w/cofacilitators. Open discussion format. Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, personal growth, healing. Confidential, nonjudgmental. Open to all ethnicities, religions and sexual orientations. Joseph’s House, 113 Elmwood Ave. Every Thursday, 7-9 p.m. More info: call Chris 434-4830.

To Wit:

This week’s puzzle answers. Puzzles on page 55a.

CHITTENDEN COUNTY PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP will meet on Tues, Nov 13, 5 p.m. - 7 p.m. at Fanny Allen Hospital, lower level in the Board Room. This month’s meeting will have as a speaker, Roy Butler, PhD, who will talk about Proton Beam Radiation treatment. ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS with debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s Annonymous. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First United Methodist Church, North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Contact Valerie at 760-9203. HIV Support Group This is a facilitated HIV/AIDS support group that aims to foster a greater sense of community, self acceptance and personal growth. We are a group of survivors and with all of our experience, will help you understand and enjoy what living positive has to offer. Mondays @ 7 p.m. in the white building behind the Universal Unitarian Church. For more info call Michael J @ 860-9582. PERSONAL IMPROVEMENT GROUP that focuses on building motivation, becoming more successful, and living with more passion. This group will also address issues such as the feelings of being stuck, unbalanced, stressed out, and lazy and then will discuss and work on learning and using new ideas and tools to create more supportive and positive habits. Call for more information 802-279-0231. WOMEN’S GROUP & SOCIAL FUN Held Saturday nights or mid-afternoon at 4 p.m. at 114 Archibald St., Burlington. 862-5631. PEER SUPPORT GROUP & SELF HELP STRATEGIES WORKSHOP Held Friday nights, 6 p.m. at 14 Archibald St., Apt. #1. 862-5631. MEN’S DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP All men welcome. 18 years of age and older. Open discussion format. Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, transitions, health, personal growth, grieving, healing, etc. Emotionally safe and confidential. Nonjudgmental, nonviolent. Groups led by trained cofacilitators. Open to all ethnicities, religions and sexual orientations. Joseph’s House, 113 Elmwood Ave. Corner of Elmwood Ave. and Allen St. Entrance on Allen St. Burlington, Vt. Every Thursday, 7-9 PM. Please be prompt. Suggested donation $5 - but none will be turned away for lack of donation. For info call: 434-8180. Visit us at lcmrc. org. LYME DISEASE Are you interested in forming a group? Please call Susan at 899-2713.

Central Vermont Support Group for Adoptive Parents Coping with Behavioral Challenges Will meet at the Easter Seals office in Berlin the first Wednesday of each month from 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. New Members Welcome. Facilitated by Kristi Lenart, BA. For more information, call Kristi at 802-223-4744. SHYNESS AND SOCIAL ANXIETY SUPPORT GROUP Practice new social skills and improve confidence in a supportive and professional setting. Contact Contact Otter Creek Assoc. 865-3450 ext 341 or email shy.group@yahoo.com. DISCUSS “WHAT THE BLEEP…”and “Down the Rabbit Hole” – the layman’s way toward understanding latest quantum physics discoveries linking science and spirituality. We’ll watch segments, talk about them, share experiences. Meeting place, Burlington area TBA. Call 802-861-6000 SHOPLIFTERS SUPPORT GROUP Self-help support group now forming in the Capital area for persons who would like to meet regularly for mutual support. This new group would meet biweekly at a time and place to be decided to discuss our issues, struggles, and ways of staying out of trouble. We’ll likely use some of Terry Shulman’s work as a focus for some of our discussions. Please call Tina at 802-763-8800 or email at Tmarie267201968@ cs.com PARENTING GROUP Parenting support and skill-building for people parenting kids of any age. New members welcome as space allows. Please call for more information. RiverValley Associates (802) 6517520. STARTING A WOMEN’S GROUP: Ages 45+, to meet weekly for lunch and other activities such as walking, book discussions, museum visits, matinees, and etc. Email Katherine at MKR27609@aol.com. HUNTINGTON’S DISEASE SUPPORT GROUP A monthly support group open to anyone with, at risk, or caring for someone with Huntington’s disease, and their family and friends. The group meets the second Thursday of each month from 6:00 pm to 7:30 pm at Fletcher Allen Health Care in Burlington. The support group is facilitated by a social worker and is sponsored by the Vermont affiliate of the Huntington’s Disease Society of America. For additional information please call Warren Hathaway at 1-888-872-8102, ext 19. SUPPORT GROUP FOR MEN IN CRISIS: Divorce, custody, relationship type support for men. Weekly meetings. Mondays, 6:30-7:30 p.m., at the Universalist Unitarian, top of Church St., Burlington. TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: RU12? Queer Community Center, Burlington. This peer-led group is open to any discussion topic transgendered persons might have. It is informal and unstructured. CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP: 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday. Burlington Police Station Community Room. One North Ave., South Entrance, next to Battery Park. VT CFIDS Assoc., Inc. 1-800-296-1445 voicemail, www.monkeyswithswings.com/vtcfidds.html. MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800ACS-2345. CENTRAL VT SUPPORT GROUP FOR ADOPTIVE PARENTS COPING WITH BEHAVIORAL PROBLEMS: Will meet at the Easter Seals office in Berlin the first Wednesday of each month, 10:30 AM - 12:30 PM. New members welcome. Facilitated by Patti Smith, MA & Kristi Petrochko, BA. Info, call Kristi at 802-223-4744.

FAT FLUSHERS UNITE!: Do you need support starting or staying motivated on the Fat Flush Plan by Ann Louise Guittleman? FF support group starting in S. Burlington. Call Rhonda 864-0538x226 for details. SQUEAKY WHEELS, RUSTY HINGES: Focus groups meets at the Branon’s Pool in St. Albans for socialization, maintaining, wellbeing, improving performance of daily activities by managing aches through sharing experiences and workout in the warm water. Meeting is free, one hour pool pass, swimsuit, required. 802-527-7957. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: To read and discuss Warrin Farrills groundbreaking best selling book “The Myth of Male Power”. 802-3430910. SEPARATED BY ADOPTION?: Concerned United Birthparents, Inc. (CUB) announces local peer support group meeting in Burlington. CUB meetings offer a safe, confidential, and nurturing environment to explore personal experiences related to adoption, relinquishment, search and reunion (or rejection). For those of us who have felt isolated, it is a tremendous relief to communicate with others who understand our experience. 3rd Tuesday of the month 6-7 PM. Unitarian Universalist Church on Pearl St., top of Church St., Burlington. Free. Contact Judy, region1dir@ cubirthparents.org, 800-822-2777 ext. 1, www.CUBirthparents.org. MITRAL VALVE PROLAPSE/DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: Based on the work of David Deida, Core Energetics, and other awareness practices. The intention of the group is to serve members into being the most extraordinary men that they can be. It is for men who are who are dying to penetrate every bit of the world with their courage, their presence, their unbridled passion and relentless love, and their deepest burning, bubbling, brilliant desire. The group will function as a means for men to support each other and serve the greater good. We will be working with spiritual practices, the mind and body, and taking on our lives with the utmost integrity, impeccability and openness. The group is not a new age group, nor is it a group dedicated to therapy. Info, email zach@ handelgroup.com or call 917-8871276.

EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY

All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 and similar Vermont statutes which make it illegal to advertise any preference, limitations, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, age, marital status, handicap, presence of minor children in the family or receipt of public assistance, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or a discrimination. The newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate, which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings, advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Any home seeker who feels her or she has encountered discrimination should contact the:

HUD Office of Fair Housing, 10 Causeway St., Boston, MA 02222-1092 (617) 565-5309. OR Vermont Human Rights Commission, 135 State St., Drawer 33, Montpelier, VT 05633-6301. 800-416-2010 Fax: 802-828-2480

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | classifieds 41B

8sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS): Have you experienced the impact of a loved one’s suicide? Please consider joining us. The Burlington support group meets on the 2nd Wednesday of each month, 6:00 – 7:30 p.m. at the The Holiday Inn, Oak Room, 1068 Williston Road, South Burlington, VT. This is not a therapy group; this is a support group. There is no fee. Please contact Cory Goud, M.A., Psychologist-Master, 802-223-4111 or Linda Livendale 802-479-9450. GIRL’S NIGHT OUT: Fun support group for single women, discussions, weekly activities (cooking, dancing, rock climbing..), childcare solutions. A great alternative to dating! Email horizons4u@hotmail.com. DEBTORS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with money and debt? We can help. Tuesday, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Redstone Campus First Presbyterian Church, South Prospect St. Sat. 10-11:30 a.m. Contact Brenda, 802-4970522 or Cameron, 802-363-3747. OVEREATERS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Is what you’re eating, eating you? Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. First Congregational Church, Rt. 15, Essex Jct. Contact 863-2655 for more info. TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15 - 6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345 or Denise at 223-257. BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749. CONCERNED UNITED BIRTHPARENTS: A group offering support if you have lost a child to adoption or are in reunion or have yet to begin your search. 802-849-2244. EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP: Second Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30. Community Health Center, second floor, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington 802-355-8936.

AL-ANON, Family Group, 12-step. Thursdays, 12:20-1:20 p.m. “I Love Me”, an educational support group on self care for survivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Thursdays, 10-11:30 a.m. OngoingJoin us anytime! Woman Changing Patterns, an educational support group on change. Tuesdays, Sept. 25 - Oct. 30. 6:15-7:45 p.m. Child care reimbursable. Ask about Survivors of Incest Anonymous And Overeaters Anonymous. Call AWARE at 802-472-6463 for information. AUTISM SUPPORT DAILY: Free support group for parents of children with autism. 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240, Williston. 1st Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240, or visit us at http://www.AutismSupportDaily. com for more info. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Call helpline at 1877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Call our helpline at 1877-856-1772. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware.org. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384. FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996.

HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 67:30 p.m. There will be no meeting 12/25. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmoutreach@yahoo.com. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285. THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 4825319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278. CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with AD/ HD. Every second Wednesday of the month. Champlain College, Global Technology Building, Maple St., Room 217, Burlington, VT. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www. VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351. MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Co-facilitated by supportive peers and mentalhealth professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?

Open 24/7/365.

Extra! Extra!

Post & browse ads at your convenience.

There’s no limit to ad length online.

TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:30-7:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 862-4516, or visit www.together.net/~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 860-8388 or toll-free, 1-866-972-5266. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m. For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net. Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 863-5708. Women call Valerie, 802-760-9203. SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309. DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets every other week in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources. Want more information? Write addpartner@yahoo.com. WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds. DECLUTTER’S SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612. PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and child care provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call 1-800-CHILDREN for more information. WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives. Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1877-543-9498 for more info. AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-434-4423 or email: dragonheartvermont@ gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org. NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com. SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel@aol.com. OLDER WOMEN EXERCISING TOGETHER: For motivation to do what’s necessary. Call Anne, 8616000. ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-862-8882 or vt@alsanne.org. AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941. METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome. HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 999-8005. SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel.com. PARENTS TOGETHER support groups: Would you like to talk and share ideas with other parents about the joys and challenges of children? Support groups for all parents. Desireah, 796-3119.

MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info. NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495. BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family. Expert speakers often scheduled. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester. Call Barb Winters, 434-7244. LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866-869-7341 (toll-free). FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors. 985-8600. “HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support. DEBTORS SUPPORT GROUP: Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First United Methodist Church, 21 Buell St., Burlington. Tuesday, 5:30-6:30 p.m., Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, Burlington and Saturdays, 10-11:30 a.m., King Street Youth Center, 87 King St., Burlington. Info, call Brenda 8937752 or Cameron, 363-3747. BURLINGTON MEN’S GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3742. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 863-2655. Overeaters get support in addressing their problem. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area. AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512. Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem? Al-Anon can help. DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL violence: WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Addison County for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Info, 388-4205.

CLARENCE

Hi! My name is Clarence and I am a 6 to 8 year old neutered male Lab mix. I am friendly and sweet dog who is eager to please. I am looking for a home with kids 8 and up since I don't have a history with them. I like other dogs, and can coexist peacefully or play with them. My history with cats is unknown. I am looking for a home life where I will go on lots of walks, have someone home a lot, and folks will be patient with me. THE STAFF WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW: Clarence is a sweet and friendly dog. He does know 'sit,' and would benefit from a positive reinforcement class to improve his manners and help with bonding. Clarence came in very thin, but with a hearty steady diet and lots of love and exercise he is looking and feeling great. He has a hypothyroid condition and is now on medication for it - this may help with keeping weight on. He has learned to sit for meals and treats and has become gentler in taking them from a flat hand, but can still be a bit rough taking treats from fingers. He was probably tied outside and didn't develop much self-control, but he has gained some while here. He may have a slight hearing loss and responds more to a whistle than voice. He has a hound-like tendency to wander and will probably need to stay on leash for a while. Except for grabbing at food, he is sweet and gentle, and gets quite affectionate when he knows someone. Visit me at HSCC, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday, from 1 to 6 pm, or Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm. 862-0135.

Humane Society of Chittenden County

Where Best Friends Meet sponsored by

SEVEN DAYS

w w w . c h i t t e n d e n h u m a n e . o r g

42B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

deadline:

Post your ads at www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] by 5 p.m. each Monday

rates:

$23.15/column inch

contact info: Michelle Brown, 802-865-1020 x21 michelle@sevendaysvt.com

HABA Stocker City Market is looking for a part-time HABA Stocker to provide excellent customer service to our customers, fully stock HABA displays and shelves, and keep the Health and Beauty department clean and organized. Qualified applicants must have retail experience with supplements and natural cosmetics. Applicant must also be a team player, be able to lift 50 - 80 lbs. frequently, possess effective communication skills and have a flexible schedule. If you have the previous skills and a great sense of humor, apply today! We offer fantastic benefits, including medical, dental, life and vision, retirement plan, generous paid time-off, store discount, mass transit reimbursement, health club discounts and much more! We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. Fill out an application at Customer Service, print one out online at www.citymarket.coop, or send your resume via email or snail mail to:

SHELBURNE MUSEUM seeks qualified applicants for

Assistant to the Director Application deadline: November 30, 2007. View a detailed job description at www.shelburnemuseum.org. Send cover letter, resume, names of three references and a writing sample to Gail Borden, Shelburne Museum, P.O. Box 10, Shelburne, VT 05482 or gborden@shelburnemuseum.org .

BIRDSEYE BUILDING COMPANY Richmond, Vermont

FINISH CARPENTER/ CABINET MAKER

Cabinet shop woodworker position. 5+ years experience in high end residential cabinet making, millwork and installations. Please visit our website. Email or fax resume to:

woodshop@birdseyebuilding.com 802-434-4703

CHILDREN’S THERAPEUTIC CASE MANAGER

Seeking a self-motivated individual who works well with children & families. Position provides direct service to children in a community-based setting, as well as assistance in coordinating services, assessing, monitoring, advocating, and social skill training. Case Managers are responsible for creating an interagency/interdisciplinary treatment team in order to provide the above services. Must be available to work evenings. Applicant should possess a BA, & 1-3 years of experience.

LICENSED SPECIAL EDUCATOR

Need to place an ad? Call

NCSS has an opening for a Special Education Teacher to work in our Independent School, Project Soar: Back to School Program. This position is responsible for lesson planning and/or direct instruction, IEP writing and implementation and monitoring of two self-contained classrooms for students with severe learning impairment and behavioral and/or medical challenges. Must be a natural leader, team player, flexible and possess excellent collaboration skills. BA with appropriate State of Vermont Licensure in Special Education required.

Miche

8 6 5 - 1 0 2 0

AUTISM BEHAVIOR INTERVENTIONIST

Development Coordinator

(Positioned Changed/Search Reopened) HSCC is seeking a dynamic professional to coordinate our annual development activities, plan and implement our fundraising events, maintain and further media relations, and assist in securing and maintaining donor/sponsor connections. The position requires a creative mind, sound organizational skills, flexibility and great attention to detail. Exemplary communication skills are essential. Candidates should have development or fundraising experience, competence with MS Office programs, and basic skills creating publications (newsletters, posters, brochures, etc.).

Project Soar’s exciting new School-Based Autism Program is seeking a Behavior Interventionist. This position is responsible for direct instruction, behavioral intervention and data collection for students with Autism Spectrum Disorders within their local public schools. Experience/knowledge of ABA and/or DIR/Floortime preferred, though, willing to train the right person. Great opportunity for those looking for training and experience in the field of Autism Intervention. Successful candidates will be strong team players, flexible and be willing, able and excited to learn. Bachelor’s degree or equivalent experience in human service or school setting preferred. For more information please see our website at www.ncssinc.org. Please send letter of interest and resume to address below.

Need to pla

CRISIS COUNSELOR

C

8 6 5 -

The successful applicant will be charismatic and comfortable in front of a crowd of one or many.

Seeking Mental Health Crisis Counselor to staff a newly funded Crisis Bed Program designed to meet the short-term needs of adults in crisis. Work closely with our supportive crisis team and other program staff. Flexibility in working a variety of shifts including nights and weekend shifts is a must. Our ideal candidate would have a Master’s or Bachelor’s degree with relevant clinical experience but willing to consider candidates with less formal education and more experience. Supervision toward licensure available. Crisis work requires teamwork with other professionals and agencies in the community and the ability to work under pressure and maintain a positive attitude in constantly changing Need atmosphere. also available. toPart-time placepositions an employment ad? Call Michelle Brown 865-1020 e m a i l m i c h e l l e @ s e v e n d a y s v t . c

HSCC is seeking a highly competent individual to join our staff in the newly created position of Operations Assistant. The ideal candidate will be a strong team player with superior organizational skills, MS Office competence (MS Access a plus), an outgoing personality, and the ability to juggle multiple projects with efficiency, attention to detail and a smile.

Seeking a highly organized & energetic individual with experience or desire to work with adults with developmental disabilities. Responsibilities include providing ongoing one-on-one job support, including transportation, constructive verbal & physical assistance to consumers. Must be able to effectively communicate with consumers, employers, team members, family & other employees at the worksite. Punctuality is a must. Need to be able to work well in a team environment & adapt quickly to changes in work environment & scheduling. High school diploma required. Working knowledge & experience with the needs & abilities of persons with developmental disabilities. Valid driver’s license required. Schedule may include some evening & Saturday hours.

Operations Assistant

The position calls for a combination of strong administrative support skills and independent initiative. Willingness to lend an occasional hand in animal care and cleaning a must. This jack/jill-of-all-trades will work closely with the executive director in supporting all aspects of organizational management. HSCC offers competitive salaries and generous benefits along with an opportunity to work on behalf of the animals and people of our community. Serious applicants should submit a letter of interest, resume with salary history or requirements, and references via mail or email to:

HSCC – DA Search

142 Kindness Court South Burlington, VT 05403 or bj@chittendenhumane.org (subject line: DC Search or OA Search). The Humane Society of Chittenden County is an equal opportunity employer.

JOB COACH

Need to place an ad? Call Michelle Brown 865

To place an employment adSERVICES call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x INTENSIVE FAMILy-BASED The IFBS team at NCSS provides in-home, family-based clinical and support services to families who may be experiencing mental health, emotional and/or behavioral challenges, and who may have children at risk of being placed outside of the home. The ideal candidate will have a mental health background and experience with assessment, advocacy, parent education, life skills training and service coordination, as well as superior collaboration and communication skills. Requires Master’s degree in human service field or Bachelor’s degree with 3-5 years experience working with children and families.

sevendaysvt.com HR Dept.,Online 107 Fisher Pond@ Road, St. Albans, VT 05478. EOE Visit our website for a complete listing of our job opportunites: www.ncssinc.org.

sevendaysvt.com

e

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | classifieds 43B

www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds]

TEAM UP! UPS IS NOW HIRING DRIVER HELPERS Team up with a UPS Package Car Driver delivering packages weighing up to 70 lbs. IN YOUR LOCAL AREA.

23; ,-6-2+ is looking for a full-time HVAC MECHANIC. Please call Peter Monty at 802-324-3042.

'SQTERMIW HIWTIVEXIP] RIIH IQTPS]IIW XS EWWIQFPI TVSHYGXW EX LSQI 2S WIPPMRK ER] LSYVW [IIOP] TSXIRXMEP *SV MRJS GEPP

()48 :8

Experienced live-out nanny sought for one-year-old in New Haven, Vermont. Involves overseas travel. Email krq55a@ yahoo.com.

Earn Extra Holiday Cash Work 3-9 Hours per day for 3 to 4 Weeks $9.50 Per Hour • Weekends & Holidays Off Could Lead to Career Opportunities!

APPLY ONLINE:

s Bonu am r g o r P able! Avail

National Internet Marketing and Advertising consulting firm seeks full-time support staffer. Position will work in close support of the CEO and will require travel in connection with our training events around the US. Outstanding Internet skills and excellent Microsoft Office skills are the price of entry. Fascination with the web and a perfectionist’s eye for detail and excellence keep you in the game. There is room to grow and advance with the company and to make great contacts throughout the booming digital media and advertising industry. If you’re a quick study and someone who can thrive in a fast-paced environment, we want to meet you.

upsjobs.com FOR MORE INFO CALL: 802-879-1834 An Equal Opportunity Employer UPS and the UPS brandmark are registered trademarks of United Parcel Service of America, Inc. All rights reserved.

%(1-77-327 '3927)036 --J ]SY EVI MRXIVIWXIH MR [SVOMRK [MXL ER I\TIVMIRGIH XIEQ IRNS] QIIXMRK RI[ TISTPI ERH LEZI X[S SV QSVI ]IEVW SJ VIPIZERX EHQMWWMSRW I\TIVMIRGI [I [SYPH PMOI XS QIIX ]SY 8LI UYEPM´ IH MRHMZMHYEP [MPP LEZI E &EGLIPSVW HIKVII XLI EFMPMX] XS XVEZIP I\XIRWMZIP] I\GIPPIRX MRXIVTIVWSREP GSQQYRMGEXMSR SVKERM^EXMSREP MRHMZMHYEP MRXIVZMI[MRK EHZMWMRK XIPIQEVOIXMRK TYFPMG WTIEOMRK ERH WEPIW WOMPPW XLI EFMPMX] XS [SVO IJJIGXMZIP] [MXL LMKL WGLSSP WXYHIRXW TEVIRXW KYMHERGI GSYRWIPSVW JEGYPX] WXEJJ EPYQRM ERH SXLIVW ERH XLI EFMPMX] XS [SVO MRHITIRHIRXP] -HIEP GERHMHEXI QYWX FI EFPI XS VITVIWIRX .7' EX LMKL WGLSSPW [MXLMR E HIWMKREXIH KISKVETLMG EVIE JSV ETTVS\MQEXIP] [IIOW TVMQEVMP] FIX[IIR 7ITXIQFIV ERH (IGIQFIV

Email resume & cover letter to: pamj@upstreamgroup.com Apply by email only. upstream Group, inc. 5247 shelburne road, suite 205 shelburne, Vt 05482

%TTPMGEXMSRW [MPP FI EGGITXIH YRXMP XLI TSWMXMSR MW ´ PPIH 7IRH GSZIV PIXXIV ERH VIWYQI XS

Local Provisions & Carry-Out Cuisine

NWGLYQERVIWSYVGIW$NWG IHY SV .SLRWSR 7XEXI 'SPPIKI ,YQER 6IWSYVGIW 3J´ GI 'SPPIKI ,MPP .SLRWSR :IVQSRX .7' MW ER )UYEP 3TTSVXYRMX] )QTPS]IV ERH E QIQFIV SJ XLI :IVQSRX 7XEXI 'SPPIKIW W]WXIQ :MWMX SYV [IFWMXI EX LXXT [[[ NWG IHY *MREP SJJIV JSV IQTPS]QIRX MW WYFNIGX XS E ´ RKIVTVMRX WYTTSVXIH GVMQMREP FEGOKVSYRH GLIGO

HAIRSTYLIST

Needed for very busy Men’s Salon Why come work with us?

Historic general store with robust food service operation seeking a progressive Kitchen Manager. The ideal candidate will possess the culinary and management skills to successfully operate the deli, bakery, catering and takeout display on a daily basis. Demonstrated ability to create, plan and implement a healthy menu around our rich local farming and natural foods community a definite plus! Consistent year round schedule, competitive salary, and great working environment.Â

Call Dave at 802.586.2893 118 S. Craftsbury Road Craftsbury, VT 05826

Because men are fun clients, you will make excellent money and get paid vacations. We are so busy that you will make money right away and build your own clientele quickly. Full- or part-time positions available. Call Diana at 802-598-2846 for a confidential interview.

802.586.2811

Full-time Management Position, Essex Junction. Email resume to: papa_johns_burlington@ yahoo.com

GU Csfblgbtu-! Mvodi!boe! Qsfq!Dppl xjui!tuspoh!dvmjobsz! cbdlhspvoe-!joufsftu! jo!gppe/

Bqqmz!bu!Njsbcfmmft 2:9!Nbjo!Tu/ Cvsmjohupo WU!16512

The original Parkway Diner is extending its hours to serve customers better and we need to hire more staff! We are now accepting applications for all full- and part-time positions. Apply in person or call for an appointment. 802-651-6881 The Parkway Diner 1696 Williston Road South Burlington, VT

&YQFSJFODFE $MJOJDBM 4VQFSWJTPS )NNOVATIVE AND EFFECTIVE LEADER NEEDED TO HEAD OUR &OSTER #ARE 4EAM IN 7HITE 2IVER *UNCTION 64 4HE TEAM LEADER PROVIDES CLINICAL DIRECTION AND OVERSIGHT AND MANAGES THE DAILY OPERATIONS OF THE PROGRAM *OB RESPONSIBILITIES INCLUDE SUPERVISING CLINICAL SOCIAL WORKERS PROVIDING DIRECT SERVICE TO CHILDREN AND FAMILIES AS NEEDED MANAGING ADMINISTRATIVE PAPERWORK OVERSEEING CLINICAL DOCUMENTATION AND MONITORING THE PROGRAM BUDGET )N ADDITION THE TEAM LEADER GUIDES PROGRAM DEVELOPMENT COMMUNITY OUTREACH AND INTERAGENCY COLLABORATION !PPLICANTS SHOULD BE LICENSED LICENSE ELIGIBLE -37S HAVE STRONG CLINICAL SKILLS IN CHILD AND FAMILY PRACTICE AND HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF COMMUNITY BASED PRACTICE 4HEY ALSO SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST TWO YEARS OF CLINICAL SUPERVISORY EXPERIENCE AND EXCELLENT COMMUNICATION SKILLS 4HIS POSITION REQUIRES WEEKLY TRAVEL TO OUR 7INOOSKI OFl CE AND ROUTINE TRAVEL THROUGHOUT .EW %NGLAND #ASEY &AMILY 3ERVICES OFFERS A COMPETITIVE SALARY EXCELLENT BENEl TS AND OPPORTUNITY FOR PROFESSIONAL GROWTH %/% 0LEASE SEND LETTER OF INTEREST AND RESUME TO

-AIN 3TREET 3UITE ! 7INOOSKI 64

0ALMER #OURT 7HITE 2IVER *CT 64

$BTFZ 'BNJMZ 4FSWJDFT t "UUO +VEZ %FMBHF .BJO 4USFFU 4VJUF " t 8JOPPTLJ 75 KEFMBHF!DBTFZGBNJMZTFSWJDFT PSH

WWW CASEYFAMILYSERVICES ORG W W W C A S E YFAMILYSERVICES ORG WWW CASEYFAMILYSERVICES ORG

44B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | Âť sevendaysvt.com

Employment Training Specialist:

WINGS OVER BURLINGTON (Sorry it took us so long to get here!) We’re looking for motivated and outgoing Drivers, Cooks & Phone Staff to join us in our new venture at the Blue Mall in S. Burlington. Be part of the team and enjoy great pay and a fun environment! Call 802-863-WING (9464) for more info.

EatingWell Media Group Publishers of the award-winning EatingWell Magazine, EatingWell books and the vibrant eatingwell.com is growing! The following full-time positions are open: Interactive Producer Programmer Interactive Marketing Coordinator Web Designer Web Editor Business Development Sales

Needed: a dynamic job developer to provide direct job placement and support for youth in Lamoille County. Knowledge and skills required include: a desire to work with youth with disabilities, ability to network with a wide variety of people, specifically the business community, knowledge of the local community’s resources, an understanding of adolescent behavior and the role of the family, and ability to work as a team member. Computer literacy and reliable transportation a must. Full-time position includes benefits and is based in Hyde Park. Send resume and cover letter to: L78?H" -+ JWbYejj HeWZ )&" M_bb_ijed" LJ &+*/+$ EOE

Visit www.eatingwell.com/jobs for complete job descriptions

Vocational Evaluator:

1EMRXIRERGI 8IGLRMGMER --J ]SY LEZI E [MHI VERKI SJ FYMPHMRK VITEMV WOMPPW ERH GSRWXVYGXMSR I\TIVMIRGI FEWMG TPYQFMRK ERH IPIGXVMGEP QEMRXIRERGI WOMPPW ERH WM\ ]IEVW SJ VIPIZERX XVEMRMRK ERH I\TIVMIRGI [I [SYPH PMOI XS XEPO [MXL ]SY =SY WLSYPH LEZI E LMKL WGLSSP IHYGEXMSR SV E GSQFMREXMSR SJ IHYGEXMSR ERH I\TIVMIRGI JVSQ [LMGL ]SYZI EGUYMVIH GSQTEVEFPI ORS[PIHKI ERH WOMPPW 8LMW TSWMXMSR VIUYMVIW E QSXSV ZILMGPI VIZMI[ ERH E ZEPMH :IVQSRX HVMZIVW PMGIRWI EW [IPP EW E TVI IQTPS]QIRX TL]WMGEP ERH E ´ RKIVTVMRX WYTTSVXIH GVMQMREP FEGOKVSYRH GLIGO %R SJJIV SJ IQTPS]QIRX MW GSRXMRKIRX YTSR WEXMWJEGXSV] VIWYPXW SJ XLI EFSZI *PI\MFPI [SVO LSYVW ERH HE]W QE] FI VIUYMVIH 'SQTPIXI NSF TSWXMRK MW EZEMPEFPI SR XLI .7' [IFWMXI [[[ NWG IHY

Full-time position working Barre and Morrisville VocRehab offices. Successful candidate will have the ability to work as a team with job seekers with disabilities, rehabilitation counselors and job placement staff. Requires knowledge of career and individualized assessment tools, workplace accommodations and use of assessment results to identify work skills or needed training for employment. Examples of work include interviews with job seekers, counselors and job placement staff, possible worksite evaluations and ability to integrate vocational assessment results with results from existing evaluations and medical documentation. Strong communication and writing skills necessary. Bachelor’s degree and experience required. Send resume and cover letter to: L78?H" -+ JWbYejj HeWZ )&" M_bb_ijed" LJ &+*/+$ EOE

%TTPMGEXMSRW [MPP FI EGGITXIH YRXMP XLI TSWMXMSR MW ´ PPIH 7IRH GSZIV PIXXIV ERH VIWYQI XS

NWGLYQERVIWSYVGIW$NWG IHY SV .SLRWSR 7XEXI 'SPPIKI ,YQER 6IWSYVGIW 3J´ GI 'SPPIKI ,MPP .SLRWSR :IVQSRX .7' MW ER )UYEP 3TTSVXYRMX] )QTPS]IV ERH E QIQFIV SJ XLI :IVQSRX 7XEXI 'SPPIKIW W]WXIQ :MWMX SYV [IFWMXI EX LXXT [[[ NWG IHY *MREP SJJIV JSV IQTPS]QIRX MW WYFNIGX XS E ´ RKIVTVMRX WYTTSVXIH GVMQMREP FEGOKVSYRH GLIGO

$0..6/*5: 53"/41035"5*0/ 1-"//&3 Northwest Regional Planning Commission (NRPC) has an exciting opportunity to assist the municipalities of Franklin and Grand Isle Counties with transportation planning projects including roadways, bike and pedestrian facilities, and public transit. The planner will focus on transportation planning, programs and projects at the local and regional level and will work closely with the region’s Transportation Advisory Committee and state and local officials. The planner will also undertake other NRPC projects, according to the person’s interests and skills. Candidates should have a minimum of 1-3 years community planning or transportation planning experience, and skills or knowledge of transportation issues. Solid written and verbal communication skills and degree in planning, transportation or related field are required.

American Cancer Society Cancer Control Associate, Government Relations & Advocacy

The position is full-time, although part-time or job share will be considered for the right candidate. Starting salary in the mid 30s or higher depending upon experience. The Northwest Regional Planning Commission provides excellent benefits and has a cooperative and flexible working environment.

Save lives. Fulfill yours! Seeking energetic, highly organized individual with proven writing and editing skills who enjoys detail-oriented work projects. This person provides support to the state government relations and advocacy team to accomplish comprehensive policy goals, serves as the first line of communication with the public regarding government relations and advocacy issues, and works in conjunction with state and regional staff to support participation in state government relations advocacy initiatives and to integrate government relations and advocacy into regional programs and activities. Position housed in our Williston, VT office.

1MFBTF TFOE SFTVNF BOE UISFF SFGFSFODFT UP

Send resume and letter of application to kate.adamson@cancer.org or visit www.cancer.org.

Catherine Dimitruk, Executive Director NRPC 155 Lake Street St. Albans, VT 05478 PS CDimitruk@nrpcvt.com. 1PTJUJPO JT PQFO VOUJM žMMFE &0&

The American Cancer Society is committed to recruiting staff representative of the diverse populations we serve.

fp-vt3-112807.pdf

11/27/07

12:59:33 PM

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | classifieds 45B

Your next

www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds]

great gig Green Technology Graphic Design Software Development E-Gaming Robotics

Vermont’s coolest companies want you. Learn about Vermont businesses and schools that are incorporating technology in exciting and innovative ways at an employment expo like no other… Some exhibitors and presenters include: Dealer.com, Polhemus, NRG Systems, Propeller Media Works, Concept 2, groSolar, Resolution, The Data Farm, PIEmatrix, Earth Turbines, Burlington Telecom, UVM, JDK Design, C2, Contois Music, Vermont Software Developers’ Alliance, EpikOne, St. Michael’s College, Champlain College and Seven Days.

For exhibition information, contact info@lkpeal.com.

Featuring a live demo of

Guitar Hero III

by local developer Contois Music

Saturday, January 26, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.

Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington Waterfront — Free Admission UNDERWRITTEN BY: EPIKONE, VERMONT SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS’ ALLIANCE, LAKE CHAMPLAIN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, GBIC, CEDO, VERMONT DEPARTMENT OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT

46B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

Associate Director for Marketing and New Media The Office of Institutional Advancement at the State University of New York College at Plattsburgh announces the position of Associate Director for Marketing and New Media. The ideal candidate will be a motivated and forward-thinking individual and will join the Marketing and Communications Department, reporting directly to the Executive Director for Marketing and Communications. Responsibilities: The responsibilities for this position include supporting the Executive Director in developing strategic marketing plans and implementing a broad range of traditional and online marketing programs. The Associate Director will play a key role in the development and implementation of marketing efforts for the institution’s student recruitment goals as well as other key programs and initiatives. Marketing activities will include direct mail, collateral development, print advertising, broadcast media, website development, online advertising and promotions and more. This position will oversee management of marketing projects and supervise three staff members in pursuit of the department’s goals. This position will be responsible for new initiatives including a strategic approach in using new media tools for the realization of marketing objectives - specifically, the development and implementation of targeted email campaigns and electronic newsletters. In addition, this position will assist with the development and implementation of marketing plans for development initiatives, including campaigns and annual fund materials. Finally, the position will be responsible for developing content for the web and other writing projects as assigned. Some evening and weekend work will be required. Required Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree plus five years marketing or communications experience and excellent writing skills. Demonstrated proficiency in graphic design, previous experience in successfully implementing online marketing initiatives, and supervisory experience are required. In addition, candidates should be comfortable working in a collaborative, fast-paced environment and have the ability to work a flexible schedule as necessary. Preferred Qualifications: The ideal candidate must demonstrate excellent organizational and interpersonal skills; ability to work collaboratively with colleagues; and strong evidence of strategic thinking skills, creativity, and a willingness to rethink and experiment with innovative communications strategies. The successful candidate will have a background in higher education marketing and communications or similar experience in another field. The ideal candidate will have a commitment to an integrated approach to marketing and public relations. A background that includes experience working in development or development communication is preferred. Salary: Competitive, with excellent benefits. Review of applicants will begin immediately and continue until the position is filled. Application materials received by December 10, 2007 will be guaranteed full consideration. Electronic submission of materials is strongly encouraged. Original transcripts will be required prior to the start of employment. SUNY Plattsburgh is an equal opportunity employer committed to excellence through diversity. Please submit cover letter, resume, a one-page narrative description of a previous marketing initiative, and contact information for three current references to:

Chair, Search Committee (PJ# 4888-SD) c/o Human Resource Services SUNY Plattsburgh 101 Broad Street Plattsburgh, NY 12901-2681 hr.apply@plattsburgh.edu www.plattsburgh.edu

Lebanon, NH Dartmouth Hitchcock Medical Center (DHMC) is an integrated academic medical center located on a 225-acre wooded hillside overlooking Hanover, NH. Hanover, NH is also the home of Dartmouth College. DHMC is a modern 400 bed tertiary care hospital located in the Upper Valley, a region that attracts people from around the world with it's educational, cultural, recreational and business resources.

Clinical Dietitian DHMC is seeking a full-time NH Licensed and Registered Dietitian to evaluate, assess, and plan patient nutritional needs for all types of patients within the DHMC community. Experience with tube feedings and parenteral nutrition support is preferred. Holiday and weekend rotations are required.

Dietetic Technician DHMC is also seeking a full-time Dietetic Technician to assist Clinical Dietitians with patient screening and provide patient education. Coverage for infant formula preparation and weekend and holiday rotation is required. A two year Associate’s degree is preferred but we would consider experience plus some pertinent course work.

Please apply online at:

www.dhmc.org

life works here.

EOE

New England Federal Credit Union, Vermont’s largest Credit Union with 7 branch locations, is a growing organization committed to excellence in price, convenience, service, simplicity, and to sharing success. NEFCU offers a stable, supportive, high-standards work environment, where employees are treated as key stakeholders. Please visit our website – www.nefcu.com to learn more about the great opportunities and benefits that exist at NEFCU.

do you have exceptional customer service skills? do you want to be part of a great team? NEFCU would like to meet you.

TEllERs (PaRT-TimE)

NEFCU is looking for candidates who project a friendly and personable demeanor, have effective communication skills, show attention to detail and a high level of accuracy, and are knowledgeable with computers. Cash handling and customer service experience required. Hours: Mon-Fri 3:00-7:15.

NETWORk admiNisTRaTOR

NEFCU has an opportunity for an experienced Network Administrator to provide expert technology support on a wide variety of technology platforms with a focus on quality, control and security. The ideal candidate will be able to manage projects through completion, communicate effectively with employees, and problem solve. Skills required for success include experience with Linux, AIX, Cisco OS, and Microsoft server products, as well as completion of college level courses on Network Security. Appropriate technical certifications in Microsoft server technologies and Citrix metaframe products would be valued.

mEmBER sERViCE REPREsENTaTiVE – FlOaTER Opportunity exists for a branch floater. The position requires flexibility and adaptability to work in all branches and/or departments performing a full range of member service and teller transactions as needed. A successful floater will be friendly, enthusiastic and personable with members and coworkers; efficient and accurate - paying attention to details; focused on providing members with the full benefits of membership through the sales of products and services; and dedicated to exceeding members’ expectations. One to two years customer service experience in a related capacity preferred. Hours: within a 7-7 business environment. One Saturday/month. If you believe you have the talent and skills to contribute to success at NEFCU and would like to be part of a dynamic team, please forward a brief statement of your interest in the position along with your resume in confidence to:

HR@nefcu.com or by mail to NEFCU, Human Resources, P.O. Box 527, Williston, VT 05495-5027. EOE

� � � � � �� � ������ � � ������ ������ � � ������ ������ ������ � ������ ������ ������ ������ � � ������ ������ � � �

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | classifieds 47B

www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] *8 48 (VMZIVW RIIHIH XS [SVO JSV 4VMSVMX] )\TVIWW MR ;MPPMWXSR :X %PP WLMJXW EZEMPEFPI 2S '(0 VIUYMVIH 48 XIQT TEGOEKI WSVXIV TSWMXMSRW EVI EPWS EZEMPEFPI %PP TSWMXMSRW EZEMPEFPI %7%4 4PIEWI ZMWMX SYV [IFWMXI XS GSQTPIXI ER ETTPMGEXMSR SV GEPP [MXL ER] UYIWXMSRW EFSYX XLI WSVXMRK SV HVMZMRK TSWMXMSRW [[[ TVMSVMX]WEQIHE] GSQ

Wanted Magic Hat Brewing Co. is a brewer of worldclass beers and a continually evolving brand of distinction.

Wanted: Minister of Fermentation Elation Relations (Marketing Coordinator) Seeking a creative, extraordinarily organized, hardworking personality to become our Marketing Coordinator. We’re interested in a committed character who is willing to learn the intricacies of marketing the best tasting beer on the planet while seamlessly coordinating the PR program, managing website content, and planning and assisting with events. The ideal candidate must be willing to travel extensively and consistently represent the Magic Hat brand at a variety of events (‘black tie� to “covered with mud�). Bachelor’s degree required, jobs@magichat.net RESUME TO : in PLEASE EMAIL preferably with a concentration Public Relations, HAT MAGICknowledge mail to Marketing or OR English. Intimate of Craft VT 05403 South Burlington, Rd.Brewing BayHat 5 Bartlett Beer and Magic Co. is preferred. Send resume and cover letter to:

jobs@magichat.net or via snail mail to

Human Resources/ Jobs Magic Hat Brewing Company 5 Bartlett Bay Rd., So. Burlington, VT 05403. To view a full listing of our current openings and learn more about the Magic Hat experience, visit www.magichat. net. We are an equal opportunity employer and offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.

Sheetfed Operator and Folder/Cutter Operators. Great benefits package that includes medical/dental, 401(k) plan, paid vacations and large shift premiums for 2nd and 3rd shifts. Salary commensurate with experience. Apply at: The Offset House, 89 Sand Hill Road, Essex, VT 05451 or send resume to: employment@offsethouse.com

Orange nOrth SuperviSOry uniOn Job Openings

Substitute Teachers and Nurses needed for all our schools.

Clinical Research Nurse Clinical Research Nurse position available in Psychiatry/ Substance Abuse Treatment Center for a research project evaluating a new treatment for prescription opioid abuse. Hourly, part-time position, flexible with weekday and weekend openings; Current Vermont Registered Nurse (RN) or Licensed Practical Nurse (LPN) license required. Experience with medication administration required; experience working with clinical populations also preferred. Send cover letter, resume and references to:

Stacey Sigmon, UHC-SATC, Room 1415 1 South Prospect Street, Burlington, VT 05401. Commitment to diversity and inclusion required.

(On an on-call, as-needed basis.) Call Robin at 802-433-5818 for an application packet.

Williamstown Middle High School Long-Term Sub

Full-time Substitute teacher needed for Middle School Science, January – February 15, 2008.

Williamstown Elementary School Paraprofessional

Para needed to assist with behavior intervention and academic support. Knowledge of best practices in behavior intervention required. Experience in Responsive Classroom preferred. Educational requirement is an Associate’s degree or the equivalent, or highly qualified documentation. Send cover letter, resume, three letters of reference, and transcripts and /or certification documents if applicable to:

Orange north Supervisory union 111B Brush hill road Williamstown, vt 05679. EOE

?8C=$K@D< GIF>I8D JG<:@8C@JK 9lic`e^kfe$YXj\[% N\ Xi\ j\\b`e^ X [peXd`Z `e[`m`[lXc kf nfib n`k_`e X k\Xd j\kk`e^ gifm`[`e^ jlggfik Xe[ j\im`Z\$Zffi[`eXk`fe kf ?@M" `e[`m`[l$ Xcj% K_`j gfj`k`fe dXp Xcjf `eZcl[\ fggfikle`k`\j ]fi gi\m\ek`fe \[lZXk`fe# jf X n`cc`e^e\jj Xe[ \oZ`k\$ d\ek ]fi ]XZ`c`kXk`e^ ^iflgj `j [\j`i\[% :Xe[`[Xk\j dljk _Xm\ c`]\ \og\i`\eZ\ Xe[&fi nfib`e^ befnc$ \[^\ f] ?@M&8@;J Xe[ nfib ]ifd X efe$al[^d\e$ kXc# _Xid$i\[lZk`fe df[\c% Befnc\[^\ f] d\ekXc _\Xck_# _flj`e^ Xe[ jlYjkXeZ\$lj\ `jjl\j \jj\ek`Xc2 ]Xd`c`Xi`kp n`k_ Xi\X i\jfliZ\j Xe[ jpjk\dj `[\Xc% I\c`XYc\ kiXejgfikXk`fe e\\[\[% JXcXip iXe^\1 ()#,''$(*#,''2 gif$iXk\[ _\Xck_ [\ekXc `ejli$ XeZ\2 \oZ\cc\ek Y\e\Ôkj2 ^i\Xk jlggfik`m\ nfib`e^ \em`ifed\ek% Gfjj`Y`c`kp f] gfj`k`fe Y\Zfd`e^ ]lcc$ k`d\ `e k_\ ]lkli\% J\e[ Zfm\i c\kk\i Xe[ i\jld\ kf1 D\c`jjX =Xii# ;`i\Zkfi f] J\im`Z\j# M\idfek :8I<J# GF 9FO ,)+/# 9lic`e^kfe# MK ',+')% I\jld\j XZZ\gk\[ lek`c ;\Z\dY\i ,# )''.%

Vice President of

Business Development The Vermont Chamber of Commerce seeks a Vice President of Business Development. This senior-level position oversees membership sales, event and project management, and the chamber’s international program. The ideal candidate will have direct or related experience in these areas, be able to communicate with a wide variety of constituencies, serve as a legislative advocate, understand the Vermont business environment, and exhibit leadership in promoting chamber objectives. Please send resume and cover letter to: Duane Marsh, President: dmarsh@vtchamber.com or mail: Duane Marsh, Vermont Chamber of Commerce, PO Box 37 Montpelier, Vermont 05601-0037. No telephone calls.

DEADLINE: December 14, 2007

Graphic & Web Designer Energetic team player wanted to join a full service marketing agency!

EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR Vermont Alliance for Arts Education

Requirements: at least 2 years experience in print design, web design/development, and client relations. Verbal and written communication skills a must.

Dedicated to advancing student learning through the arts, the Vermont Alliance for Arts Education is part of The Kennedy Center’s national network of state alliances. Through public advocacy, annual awards, statewide recognition programs, professional development programs, and other initiatives, the Alliance serves students, teachers and schools throughout Vermont.

This position also requires excellent organizational skills, fast turnaround, strong attention to detail, and ability to work both autonomously and as part of a creative team.

Send resume, online portfolio URL, and references to: peter@pdicreative.com No phone calls, please.

f r e s h i d e a s . d a i l y.

Effective immediately, the Alliance seeks a new Executive Director capable of communicating, organizing, supporting, and serving a diverse constituency including students, teachers, artists, legislators, administrators, donors, and other members of the Vermont arts and education communities. Currently considered 40% full-time, the position provides a competitive salary and benefits, with some potential for further growth. Conference schedules and the annual meeting in Washington provide a varied calendar less demanding at some times than at others. For a detailed list of requirements and responsibilities, please email VAAE Chair Rick Hilton. rick.hilton@lyndoninstitute.org

48B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | Âť sevendaysvt.com

Days Inn - Colchester

G8IK$K@D<

G<IJFE F= <E<I>P :8E PFL DLCK@K8JB6 ?<CG G<FGC<# :C<8E# 8 C@KKC< F==@:< NFIB# :C<8E# 8E; 9< ?8GGP 89FLK @K6 Gc\Xj\ \dX`c g\fgc\Xi\Ôijk7ZfdZXjk%e\k

n`k_ pfli YXZb^ifle[ Xe[ hl\jk`fej

Manhattan Pizza

Essex Jct – full- or part-time Cook position. Pizza/line cook experience preferable. Inquire in person at 12 Railroad Ave., Essex Jct., across from Amtrak station.

*YPP XMQI 0MRI 'SSO

Now HiriNg: $"3&(*7&3

OFFEFE GPS IJHI RVBMJUZ DIJMESFOÂąT DFOUFS &EVDBUJPO BOE FYQFSJFODF QSFGFSSFE 'PS NPSF JOGPSNBUJPO DBMM $SZTUBM BU

• Prior hotel management experience . • Salary & benefits provided .

&0&

Assistant Teacher

Please email resume & salary requirements to darcyhandy@hotmail. com or fax to 802-655-0911.

Milton, 7:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. M-F Temp to hire, $11/hr. Must have reliable transportation, solid work history & great references. Call Natalie at 802-862-6500.

Shipping Coordinator South Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. M-F Permanent position w/full benefits after 1 month! Hourly Rate: $15-$17/hour DOE 2 years shipping experience required Please submit a cover letter & resume to nduval@westaff.com. No phone calls. Only candidates selected for an interview will be contacted during our search.

Bakers Needed

for our busy Shelburne bakery. Experience preferred, but willing to train the right candidate. Please stop by our store on Route 7 for an application or call 985-2000 for more information.

[ERXIH JSV ´RI HMRMRK IWXEFPMWLQIRX 1YWX LEZI ORS[PIHKI SJ [MRIW ERH MQTIGGEFPI VIJIVIRGIW +VIEX [EKI ERH [SVOMRK EXQSWTLIVI 'EPP SV

Nfoubm!Ifbmui! Dpotvmubout!

Call 802-893-1942.

Assembler Positions

*YPP XMQI &EVXIRHIV

Maintenance Engineer

• Preventative & routine maintenance knowledge. • Pay comensurate with experience.

needed for pre-toddler room in licensed center. 30 hours+ per week. Experience necessary.

RIIHIH EX XLI 4EVXVMHKI -RR 7IEJSSH 6IWXEYVERX ;MPP XVEMR XLI VMKLX MRHMZMHYEP [MXL MQTIGGEFPI VIJIVIRGIW )\GIPPIRX [EKI ERH FIRI´XW

Assistant general Manager

Nfoubm!Ifbmui!Dpotvmubout!offefe!gps!uif!Csbegpse0 Xfmmt!Sjwfs!boe!Cbssf!bsfbt/!Nblf!b!ejggfsfodf"!DWDBD! Ifbe!Tubsu!tfflt!qbsu.ujnf!dpousbduvbm!mjdfotfe!nfoubm! ifbmui!dpotvmubout!up!xpsl!ejsfdumz!xjui!tubgg-!zpvoh! dijmesfo!boe!uifjs!gbnjmjft/!Fyqfsjfodf!xjui!zpvoh! dijmesfo!boe!mpx.jodpnf!gbnjmjft!b!qmvt/!FPF/!Qptjujpot! bsf!pqfo!voujm!gjmmfe/! Tfoe!mfuufs!pg!joufsftu!boe!sftvnf!up;! Qbuuz!Nbdlf! DWDBD!Ifbe!Tubsu! 2:6!VT!Spvuf!413.Cfsmjo! Cbssf-!WU!16752!

needed to support a young man with developmental disabilities living in his home in the Moretown area. Two overnight shifts required per week and one 24-hour weekend shift two times per month. Excellent stipend. Please contact Troy at Upper Valley Services,

802-496-7830.

The Hardwick Area Community Coalition, a non-profit promoting healthy youth development in the towns of Craftsbury, Greensboro, Hardwick, Stannard, Walden, Wolcott and Woodbury, seeks a dynamic individual for a full time, grant-funded position aimed at reducing underage use of alcohol, tobacco and other drugs. Initial responsibilities include creating a community needs assessment: Collecting data, meeting with individuals, businesses and organizations to engage the community in identifying local problems, brainstorming solutions, and implementing community action. Training is provided. The ideal candidate will possess excellent organizational, written, and communication skills, and be able to work independently as well as with a diverse group of community stakeholders, including youth. Candidates must possess a clear commitment to the prevention of alcohol, tobacco and other drug use by youth and be able to work a flexible schedule, including some evenings. Submit cover letter, resume, and contact information for three references by Dec. 7 to: Hardwick Area Community Coalition Search Committee, PO Box 447, Hardwick, VT 05843; Or email: hardwickcoalition@yahoo.com

%*3&$503 0' 16#-*$ 130(3".4 5IF 7FSNPOU )VNBOJUJFT $PVODJM B OPOQSPšU PSHBOJ[BUJPO IFBERVBSUFSFE JO .POUQFMJFS TFFLT B %JSFDUPS PG 1VCMJD 1SPHSBNT UP EFWFMPQ JNQMFNFOU BOE TVQFSWJTF UIF $PVODJM¹T QVCMJD QSPHSBNT 3FMFWBOU FYQFSJFODF JO QSPHSBN NBOBHFNFOU BOE #BDIFMPS¹T EFHSFF SFRVJSFE BEWBODFE EFHSFF EFTJSBCMF $BOEJEBUFT TIPVME EFNPOTUSBUF CSPBE CBDLHSPVOE JO UIF IVNBOJUJFT FTQFDJBMMZ MJUFSBUVSF BOE IJTUPSZ TUSPOH PSHBOJ[BUJPOBM TLJMMT FYQFSJFODF JNQMFNFOUJOH QSPHSBNT BOE FYDFMMFOU XSJUJOH QFPQMF BOE DPNQVUFS TLJMMT &0& 1MFBTF TFOE DPWFS MFUUFS SFTVNF BOE UISFF SFGFSFODFT UP

CHAMPLAIN COLLEGE BOOKSTORE Seeking temporary positions for people who enjoy an energetic environment. Attention to detail and accuracy are essential. Ability to lift 50 lbs. required. From 12/12 through 1/18. Some weekend and evening hours (7PM), 5 day holiday break and New Year’s off!! Apply at: Champlain College Bookstore 371 Maple Street Joyce Learning Center, Burlington, VT or send resume to bookstore@champlain.edu

Planet Fitness is coming to Essex Jct., VT in early 2008!

Home Provider

Community Prevention Advocate

We are looking to hire for:

Front Desk/Membership Consultants Certified Fitness Trainers Third Shift Cleaning Personnel Part-Time Certified Fitness Trainer (South Burlington location) Full-time and part-time hours available for first, second and third shifts. Reliability and customer service experience is a must! Job training will begin immediately after the New Year! Please apply at the Essex Junction Pre-sale Trailer, 57 River Rd., Mon-Fri 11am-7pm, Sat/Sun 9am-3pm or online at www.planetfitness.com/essexjunction under “Check Us Out�.

7FSNPOU )VNBOJUJFT $PVODJM "55/ )VNBO 3FTPVSDFT -PPNJT 4USFFU .POUQFMJFS 75 PS FNBJM MXJOUFS!WFSNPOUIVNBOJUJFT PSH

ď€ ď€‚ď€ƒď€‚ď€„ď€…ď€†ď€‡ď€‚ď€ˆď€‰ď€Šď€‹ď€Šď€Œď€?ď€?ď€?ď€‘ď€Šď€’ď€…ď€…ď€Žď€“ď€”ď€ˆď€? ď€ ď€‚ď€ƒď€„ď€…ď€†ď€‡ď€ˆď€‰ď€ƒď€Šď€‹ď€Œď€ƒď€?ď€ƒď€Žď€?ď€ˆ

ď€ ď€ ď€ ď€ ď€‚ď€ƒď€„ď€…ď€†ď€‡ď€ˆď€†ď€…ď€†ď€‰ď€ƒď€…ď€Šď€‹ď€‡ď€ˆď€Œď€‚ď€ƒď€?ď€‹ď€†ď€Žď€ˆď€Šď€?ď€?ď€‹ď€‚ď€Œď€ˆď€‘ď€ˆď€‹ď€†ď€’ď€‹ď€?ď€?ď€?ď€Œď€ˆ ď€?ď€Šď€Šď€‚ď€”ď€‡ď€‚ď€’ď€ˆď€•ď€–ď€ˆď€„ď€‚ď€†ď€‡ď€?ď€?ď€ˆď€‹ď€?ď€?ď€†ď€‚ď€Œď€Œď€ˆď€Œď€‚ď€‚ď€—ď€Œď€ˆď€‚ď€†ď€‡ď€˜ď€“ď€Œď€‹ď€?ď€Œď€‡ď€‹ď€”ď€ˆď€Œď€‚ď€? ď€Œď€‡ď€?ď€ƒď€‡ď€‚ď€ƒď€ˆď€‡ď€…ď€ˆď€•ď€“ď€‹ď€?ď€’ď€ˆď€…ď€“ď€ƒď€ˆď€•ď€?ď€Œď€‚ď€ˆď€‡ď€˜ď€ƒď€…ď€“ď€Žď€˜ď€ˆď€Œď€‰ď€‚ď€”ď€‹ď€?ď€?ď€ˆď€‚ď€?ď€‚ď€†ď€‡ď€ˆ ď€Šď€“ď€†ď€’ď€™ď€ƒď€?ď€‹ď€Œď€‹ď€†ď€Žď€šď€ˆď€„ď€‚ď€„ď€•ď€‚ď€ƒď€Œď€˜ď€‹ď€‰ď€ˆď€‘ď€ˆď€’ď€…ď€†ď€?ď€‡ď€‹ď€…ď€†ď€Œď€›ď€ˆď€ˆď€œď€†ď€”ď€ƒď€‚ď€?ď€Œď€‚ď€ˆ ď€?ď€‹ď€”ď€ˆď€?ď€?ď€?ď€ƒď€‚ď€†ď€‚ď€Œď€Œď€ˆď€‘ď€ˆď€Œď€“ď€‰ď€‰ď€…ď€ƒď€‡ď€ˆď€…ď€Šď€ˆď€…ď€“ď€ƒď€ˆď€‰ď€ƒď€…ď€Žď€ƒď€?ď€„ď€Œď€ˆď€?ď€†ď€’ď€ˆ ď€Œď€‚ď€ƒď€?ď€‹ď€”ď€‚ď€Œď€ˆď€?ď€?ď€ˆď€‰ď€“ď€•ď€?ď€?ď€‡ď€‹ď€…ď€†ď€Œď€ˆď€‘ď€ˆď€…ď€“ď€‡ď€ƒď€‚ď€?ď€”ď€˜ď€ˆď€‡ď€…ď€ˆď€‡ď€˜ď€‚ď€ˆď€„ď€‚ď€’ď€‹ď€?ď€ˆ ď€‘ď€ˆď€”ď€…ď€„ď€„ď€“ď€†ď€‹ď€‡ď€–ď€ˆď€‰ď€?ď€ƒď€‡ď€†ď€‚ď€ƒď€Œď€›ď€ˆď€ˆď€žď€‚ď€&#x;ď€“ď€‹ď€ƒď€‚ď€Œď€ ď€ˆď€”ď€…ď€?ď€?ď€‚ď€Žď€‚ď€ˆď€’ď€‚ď€Žď€ƒď€‚ď€‚ď€šď€ˆ ď€‡ď€…ď€‰ď€™ď€†ď€…ď€‡ď€”ď€˜ď€ˆď€?ď€‚ď€ƒď€•ď€?ď€?ď€ˆď€?ď€†ď€’ď€ˆď€?ď€ƒď€‹ď€‡ď€‡ď€‚ď€†ď€ˆď€”ď€…ď€„ď€„ď€“ď€†ď€‹ď€”ď€?ď€‡ď€‹ď€…ď€†ď€Œď€ˆď€‘ď€ˆ ď€”ď€…ď€„ď€‰ď€“ď€‡ď€‚ď€ƒď€ˆď€Œď€—ď€‹ď€?ď€?ď€Œď€ˆď€‘ď€ˆď€’ď€‚ď€„ď€…ď€†ď€Œď€‡ď€ƒď€?ď€‡ď€‚ď€’ď€ˆď€Œď€“ď€”ď€”ď€‚ď€Œď€Œď€ˆď€‹ď€†ď€ˆď€Œď€‰ď€‚ď€”ď€‹ď€?ď€?ď€ˆ ď€?ď€‚ď€†ď€‡ď€ˆď€Šď€“ď€†ď€’ď€™ď€ƒď€?ď€‹ď€Œď€‹ď€†ď€Žď€ˆď€Šď€…ď€ƒď€ˆď€†ď€…ď€†ď€‰ď€ƒď€…ď€Šď€‹ď€‡ď€Œď€›ď€ˆď€ˆď€Ąď€˘ď€‰ď€‚ď€ƒď€‹ď€‚ď€†ď€”ď€‚ď€ˆď€‹ď€†ď€ˆ ď€˜ď€“ď€„ď€?ď€†ď€ˆď€Œď€‚ď€ƒď€?ď€‹ď€”ď€‚ď€Œď€ˆď€…ď€ƒď€ˆď€˜ď€‚ď€?ď€?ď€‡ď€˜ď€ˆď€”ď€?ď€ƒď€‚ď€šď€ˆď€Œď€?ď€?ď€‚ď€Œď€Łď€„ď€?ď€ƒď€—ď€‚ď€‡ď€‹ď€†ď€Žď€ˆ ď€?ď€†ď€’ď€Łď€…ď€ƒď€ˆď€‰ď€“ď€•ď€?ď€‹ď€”ď€ˆď€ƒď€‚ď€?ď€?ď€‡ď€‹ď€…ď€†ď€Œď€ˆď€•ď€?ď€”ď€—ď€Žď€ƒď€…ď€“ď€†ď€’ď€ˆď€?ď€ˆď€‰ď€?ď€“ď€Œď€›ď€ˆ ď€ˆď€ˆď€ˆď€¤ď€Ľď€ˆď€˜ď€ƒď€Œď€Łď€?ď€—ď€›ď€ˆď€‡ď€…ď€ˆď€Œď€‡ď€?ď€ƒď€‡ď€šď€ˆď€?ď€Łď€ˆď€Šď€?ď€?ď€‚ď€ˆď€˜ď€…ď€“ď€ƒď€Œď€ˆď€‘ď€ˆď€‰ď€…ď€‡ď€‚ď€†ď€‡ď€‹ď€?ď€?ď€ˆ ď€Šď€…ď€ƒď€ˆď€Žď€ƒď€…ď€?ď€‡ď€˜ď€›ď€ˆď€ˆď€Śď€…ď€„ď€‰ď€‚ď€‡ď€‹ď€‡ď€‹ď€?ď€‚ď€ˆď€Œď€?ď€?ď€?ď€ƒď€–ď€ˆď€?ď€Łď€ˆď€•ď€‚ď€†ď€‚ď€Šď€‹ď€‡ď€Œď€›ď€ˆď€ˆď€§ď€‚ď€†ď€’ď€ˆ ď€ƒď€‚ď€Œď€“ď€„ď€‚ď€šď€ˆď€”ď€…ď€?ď€‚ď€ƒď€ˆď€?ď€‚ď€‡ď€‡ď€‚ď€ƒď€ˆď€‘ď€ˆď€ƒď€‚ď€Šď€‚ď€ƒď€‚ď€†ď€”ď€‚ď€Œď€ˆď€•ď€–ď€ˆď€¨ď€¤ď€Łď€¨ď€ˆď€‡ď€…ď€ ď€ˆ

ď€•ď€–ď€—ď€˜ď€Šď€™ď€Šď€šď€‚ď€Žď€‡ď€…ď€ˆď€‰ď€Š

ď€¨ď€Šď€¤ď€ˆď€§ď€›ď€ˆď€Şď€?ď€‹ď€†ď€ˆď€§ď€‡ď€›ď€šď€ˆď€Ťď€?ď€‡ď€‚ď€ƒď€•ď€“ď€ƒď€–ď€šď€ˆď€ ď€Źď€ˆď€ˆď€­ď€Žď€Żď€°ď€Żď€ˆ ď€?ď€?ď€ ď€ˆď€†ď€?ď€?ď€?ď€‚ď€ƒď€‹ď€˛ď€…ď€†ď€›ď€†ď€‚ď€‡ď€ˆ

ď€‚ď€‚ď€‚ď€ƒď€„ď€…ď€†ď€‡ď€ˆď€‰ď€ƒď€Šď€‹ď€Œď€

New jobs posted every day! Âťsevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds]

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | classifieds 49B

www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds]

SEARCH REOPENED Developmental Educator/Service Coordinator Lamoille Family, Infant and Toddler Program seeks organized, flexible individual who enjoys working with families of children (0-3) with developmental delays. Required: BA/BS in early or special education, physical/occupational/speech therapy, social work, nursing, psychology or related human services field. Strong communication skills and ability to collaborate with many community partners a must. Home visits are required. Position is permanent, full-time (32 hrs).

Submit resume to: Leah Wilhjelm, Lamoille FITP Lamoille Family Center 480 Cadys Falls Road Morrisville, VT 05661

GI<M<EK :?@C; 89LJ< M<IDFEK

BURLINGTON Furniture COMPANY

Warehouse

@J J<<B@E> FE< =LCC$K@D< 8E; FE< G8IK$K@D<

KI8@E<I&:FFI;@E8KFIJ

kf Zfe[lZk @ek\ie\k Xe[ K\Z_efcf^p JX]\kp kiX`e`e^j ]fi X[lckj Xe[ X[fc\jZ\ekj% K_\j\ gfj`k`fej i\hl`i\ fi^Xe`qXk`fe# Õ\o`Y`c`kp# Xe[ \ok\ej`m\ `e$jkXk\ kiXm\c% I\jgfej`Y`c`k`\j `eZcl[\ kiX`e`e^ gif]\jj`fe$ Xcj# gXi\ekj# Xe[ X[fc\jZ\ekj jkXk\n`[\% Dljk _Xm\ \og\i`\eZ\ k\XZ_$ `e^ Xe[ kiX`e`e^ X[lck c\Xie\ij Xe[ X[fc\jZ\ekj2 befnc\[^\ f] Z_`c[ Xe[ X[fc\jZ\ek [\m\cfgd\ek2 Xe[ befnc\[^\ f] Z_`c[ j\olXc XYlj\% 9XZ_\cfiËj fi DXjk\iËj [\^i\\ `e Z_`c[ [\m\cfgd\ek# jfZ`Xc nfib fi \[lZXk`fe i\hl`i\[% JXcXip Zfdd\ejliXk\ n`k_ \og\i`\eZ\2 \oZ\cc\ek Y\e\Ôkj% J\e[ Zfm\i c\kk\i# i\jld\ Xe[ * i\]\i\eZ\j kf1

J<8I:?# GF 9fo /)0# Dfekg\c`\i# MK ',-'(% <dX`c kf1 gZXmk7gZXmk%fi^% <F<%

Support weekend retail operations Saturday, 10 - 6 and/or Sunday, 12 - 5 Please apply in person to: Burlington Furniture Company 388 Pine St., Burlington 05401 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., Monday - Friday SECURITY

Porter Medical center Pediatrics: Full-time opening for a BC/BE Pediatrician. Competitive pay and benefits. Please contact David Fuller, HR Manager, for details.

Now Hiring Part-Time: Transportation Security Officers Burlington International Airport

internal Medicine: Full-time opening for a BC/BE Internist. Competitive pay and benefits. Please contact David Fuller, HR Manager, for details.

Officers provide security and protection for air travelers, airports and aircraft.

FaMily Practice: Full-time opening for a BC/BE Family Practitioner. Competitive pay and benefits. Please contact David Fuller, HR Manager, for details.

TSA will pay the maximum Government contribution for health benefits under the TSA Health Benefit Incentive for Part-Time TSO’s. All part-time TSO’s will pay the same lower cost for federal health benefits as full-time employees.

Part-Time: Starting at $12.86 per hour Plus Benefits (Includes 12.64% Locality Pay)

certiFied nurse-MidwiFe: Full-time position at Tapestry Midwifery, a department of Porter Hospital. The successful candidate will promote a model of low intervention, family centered care and provide well woman services for all ages. Candidates with experience in a small, community based hospital birthing center are preferred.

Minimum Requirements: U.S. Citizenship or U.S. National • High school diploma, GED or equivalent, or one year of security or aviation screening experience • English proficiency • Pre-employment medical evaluation • Pass a background/credit check

Please apply online at: www.tsajobs.com 1-800-887-1895 TTY: 1-800-887-5506

Physical theraPist: Full-time position working in a primarily outpatient PT practice. Vermont PT licensure required.

TSA is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

rn discharge Planner: Part-time position, 64 hours per pay period. Develops and initiates the discharge planning process, participates in care planning, collaborates with other health care professionals to ensure quality care after hospital discharge, collaborates with nursing to ensure complete and accurate patient education.

A common passion for caring

rn/Med-surg: Full- or part-time night shift positions. rn or lPn/Med-surg: Full- and part-time evening shift positions. rn/scu: Part-time position consisting of two 12-hour shifts per week. Every-other-weekend coverage required. Must hold current ACLS certification. This position rotates through occasional night shifts. oFFice nurse For Middlebury Pediatrics: Part-time or per diem position. Experience in a pediatric setting preferred, but will train. oFFice nurse For Porter internal Medicine: Part-time, 16 hours/week position for a registered nurse. Position qualifies for full benefits. oFFice nurse For Porter obgyn: Full- or part-time weekday position for an RN or LPN in a busy OBGYN office. Experience preferred but will train. Patient billing account rePresentative: Full-time position. Medicare A and B expertise required with at least five years experience preferred. Responsibilities include denial management, electronic billing, customer service, FISS system and payment posting. cashier: Full-time day shift position. Responsibilities include data entry of multiple insurance daily payments either electronically or manually, submission of electronic patient statements and resolution of patient account issues. Applicants with medical billing software and spreadsheet software experience preferred.

david Fuller, Phr human resources Manager Porter Medical center 115 Porter drive Middlebury, vt 05753 (p) 802-388-8887 (f ) 802-388-8899 dfuller@portermedical.org www.portermedical.org

! "

Case Manager - %#) % ' &($$#%' '# ! & " ' Burlington area * #& % " % ")# ) * ' - #%/& " # #% #% % ' 0 " ' &' , %& # % ' +$ % " SUBJECT CODE: CMBUR-SC

Screening Specialist - ' % " #%! ' #" #" % " * # % " (&'# , (& " #%! ' #" '# ) #$ % $ " #% " ! , - #%/& " % %'& $&, # # , #% &# *#% " &'%#" *% '' " " ) % #!!(" ' #" & & - "#* # && &&! "' $%# && &# $% ' " #!!(" ', % &#(% & $% %% SUBJECT CODE: SSBUR-SC

Driver - %#) '% "&$#%' ' #" '# % " " $ % "'& ")# ) * ' ' ) & #" # ! , %) & '# ) & '& '% '! "' $%# % !& " ! $$# "' ! "'& - $ #! #% " ## % ) " % #% - +$ % " *#% " * ' #% % ) " % " & $% %% SUBJECT CODE: DRIBUR-SC " % &(! & " ( " ( ' # ) ! '# scourchesne@eastersealsnh.org #% ! '# Easter Seals New Hampshire, Inc., Attn: S. Courchesne 555 Auburn Street, Manchester, NH 03103

www.eastersealsnh.org

50B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

Looking for a DEPENDABLE who enjoys working with the elderly. All shifts avail. CARING HEARTS

PENNY CLUSE CAFE is looking for a

COOK

Experienced and mature applicants should send resume to:

169 Cherry Street Burlington, VT 05401

The Alchemist Pub and Brewery is looking for a

full-time Sous Chef.

Benefits include competitive pay, 4-day work week, health insurance, meals and discounted ski pass. Please apply at the bar during business hours (after 4pm Mon.Thurs; after 3pm Fri.-Sun.). 23 South Main St. Waterbury, VT 05676.

)UYIWXVMER *EGMPMX] MR 6MGLQSRH RIIHW HITIRHEFPI ERH I\TIVMIRGIH TEVX XMQI LIPT JSV JIIHMRK XYVRSYX ERH WXEPP GPIERMRK 1SVRMRKW EZEMPEFPI 4PIEWI TLSRI &IGGE EX

Adult Mental Health & Substance Abuse Per Diem Nurse

The Chittenden Clinic, a Burlington methadone clinic, seeks a Per Diem Nurse (RN or LPN) to join our team. Early hours and some weekends required. This position is responsible for safely dispensing methadone via a computer-based dispensing system to patients in a medication-assisted treatment program and conducting patient education of safe methadone practice, harm reduction and general health issues relevant to individuals with opiate addiction and/or other substance abuse problems.

Need to place an ad? Call

eLDerCAre CLiNiCiAN

Miche

8 6 5 - 1 0 2 0

The HowardCenter Eldercare program is recruiting a clinician to provide clinical services to elderly clients in the community (assessment, psychotherapy, crisis intervention). This is a 3-day, salaried position with benefits, with possibility of fulltime/5 days. Requirements: substantial psychotherapy experience and familiarity with issues of aging. Licensed mental health clinician, LICSW strongly preferred. Come work with our enthusiastic, dedicated team! Work with the wisdom of the aged. resiDeNtiAL ProgrAms CoorDiNAtor

Are you a dynamic, detail-oriented individual with strong leadership qualities, excellent communication, and organizational skills? If so, the state’s largest non-profit social service agency is seeking you to coordinate psychiatric residential/ community housing programs for adults who are considered to have major mental illness and substance abuse disorders. Responsibilities include supervision of staff, intake assessment, budgeting, serving as a resource for families and the community, and participation in larger Agency management and clinical issues. A Master’s degree and solid assessment skills are required. Three to five years of supervisory experience and familiarity with mental health and substance abuse issues preferred. A sense of humor and being a team player are a must! Full-time position with excellent benefits.

Need to pla

8 6 5 -

Developmental Services DireCt serViCe suPPort

Do you want a career instead of just a job? Do you like to exercise, attend local activities, and create arts & crafts? Would you like to teach someone how to balance their checkbook or plan and cook a meal? Work providing direct service support in full- or part-time professionally and personally fulfilling positions. Experience desired, but not required.

Need to place an employment ad? Call Michelle Brown 865-1020

m WANteD! a i l NigHteoWLs

m

i

c

h

e

l

l

e

@

s

e

v

e

n

d

a

y

s

v

t

To provide AWAKE overnight coverage to a sweet 7-year-old boy in his Burlington home and to a lovely 17-year-old-girl in her Shelburne home. Best matches are compassionate, creative, and dedicated people for these 2 benefits eligible positions. Hours are 10pm until 7:30 – 8:00am. $13.08 per hour plus shift differential applying. These are great jobs for students!

.

c

Child, Youth & Family

Need to place an ad? Call Michelle Brown 865 Attention Personal Caregivers! Need extra cash? Join our team and receive our increased shift & weekend differentials! We proudly offer excellent benefits, shift differentials up to $3.00 per hour, competitive salaries And tuition reimbursement. The Arbors at Shelburne 687 Harbor Road Shelburne, VT 05482 802-985-8600 A Benchmark Assisted Living Community. EOE.

CHiLDCAre CLiNiCAL CoorDiNAtor

Pine Forest Children’s Community is seeking a creative and flexible mental health clinician with experience with young children and their families. Responsibilities include direct service to children and families, consultation to childcare staff, and supervision of one-to-one interventionists. Ongoing oversight and development of clinical program included. Required qualifications: Master’s Degree in social work, counseling or education and 2 years experience working with young children and their families. Experience consulting to professionals in early childhood education and/or working in Early Childhood classrooms a plus.

To place an employment ad call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x Send reSume and cover letter to: Human resources/Jobs Howardcenter, 160 Flynn avenue, Burlington, vt 05401 or email to HrHelpdesk@howardcenter.org

Online @ sevendaysvt.com

To learn more about HowardCenter, view a full listing of open positions, learn more about benefits, and apply online, visit www.howardcenter.org. HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.

sevendaysvt.com

e

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | classifieds 51B

www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds]

HjhjĂ–t

!F?;HCHA !IGJ;HS

Wedding & Event Coordinator Vermont Tent Company, Vermont’s largest event rental company, is looking for an experienced and enthusiastic individual to join our team as a Wedding and Event Coordinator. In this role you will be responsible for helping clients determine their event rental needs and helping with all aspects of event design and planning. Qualified applicants must possess prior experience/ understanding of the rental and event planning industry and excellent customer service and computer skills.

Need extra income? Filling part-time daytime, evening, weekends and sub positions, 10-35 hours per week. Reliable vehicle necessary. Responsible individuals we can count on. Immediate opening; Team Leader who is responsecapable. Must have reliable all-weather vehicle. Work varies from resort homes to commercial cleaning.

Call anytime 802-244-6992 or 802-888-3563.

Visit our website for a complete job description at www.vttent.com.

GI<M<EK :?@C; 89LJ< M<IDFEK `j j\\b`e^ X

=8D@CP JLGGFIK GIF>I8DJ D8E8><I kf fm\ij\\ k_\ Zffi[`eXk`fe Xe[ `dgc\d\ekXk`fe f] fli ]Xd`cp jlggfik gif^iXdj k_ifl^_flk M\idfek% N\Ëi\ cffb`e^ ]fi Xe `e[`m`[lXc n`k_ jkife^ c\X[\ij_`g Xe[ dXeX^\d\ek jb`ccj n_f _Xj \og\i`\eZ\ jlg\im`j$ `e^ fk_\ij% Dljk _Xm\ befnc\[^\ f] Z_`c[ [\m\cfgd\ek# Z_`c[ XYlj\ [peXd`Zj# X[lck c\Xie`e^ gi`eZ`gc\j# Xe[ X gXjj`fe ]fi _\cg`e^ ]Xd`c`\j% Jkife^ fi^Xe`qXk`feXc Xe[ `ek\ig\ijfeXc jb`ccj X dljk% DJN gi\]\ii\[% Gfj`k`fe `j +' _flij g\i n\\b Xe[ n`cc Y\ fg\e lek`c Ôcc\[% Gc\Xj\ j\e[ Zfm\i c\kk\i# i\jld\ Xe[ * i\]\i\eZ\j kf1

A minimum of three years of buying and merchandising experience required in retail, wholesale or on-line environment. Best candidates will have strong customer service background, computer experience and demonstrated communication skills. You must understand and enjoy servicing the needs of the outdoor enthusiast. You also are confident in your ability to prioritize in a fast-paced environment. Email cover letter, resume and salary requirements to Zandyw@skirack.com. Please put Candidate for Buyer in the subject field.

BALLET INSTRUCTOR Looking for an instructor with a dance and teaching background for beginner ballet classes for children ages 3-6 years. Must be creative, energetic and patient. Classes are from 3-4pm on Mondays and 3-5pm on Tuesdays. Call Stacia at 802-862-8993 ext 145 or send resume to sjudd@gbymca.org.

Seeking energetic people to direct YMCA after-school programs in the Richmond area. Must have a degree in education or a related field and experience with school age children. 26 hours per week. Training opportunities and fun working environment. Contact Tricia at 802-862-8993 ext 150 or email resume to tpawlik@gbymca.org.

FULL-TIME ASSOCIATE TEACHER POSITION NAEYC Accredited early childhood center in St. Albans is looking for a full-time teacher. Associate's degree in early childhood education or related field preferred. At least one year of experience working with young children. Competitive salary and great benefits. Please contact Paula Bonnie at pbonnie@ gbymca.org or 802-527-4872 for more EOE information. We build strong kids, strong families and strong communities.

ď …ď Žď §ď Ąď §ď Šď Žď § ď ­ď Šď Žď ¤ď ł ď ´ď ¨ď Ąď ´ ď Łď ¨ď Ąď Žď §ď Ľ ď ´ď ¨ď Ľ ď ˇď Żď ˛ď Źď ¤

"SF ZPV UJSFE PG OPU HFUUJOH SFDPHOJ[FE GPS ZPVS PVUTUBOEJOH BUUJUVEF +PJO UIF UFBN UIBU DBSFT BCPVU ZPV

for year-round, outdoor clothing and equipment shop in Burlington, Vermont. Categories include Skiing, Snowboarding, Biking, Running, Fitness as well as Men and Women’s Casual Clothing.

For further details, this position is posted at: http://www.vermontpersonnel.org/employee/pre_apply.php

Gi\m\ek :_`c[ 8Ylj\ M\idfek# DXeX^\i J\XiZ_ GF 9fo /)0# Dfekg\c`\i# MK ',-'($'/)0 Fi gZXmk7gZXmk%fi^ N\Yj`k\1 nnn%gZXmk%fi^ <F<

lll#hZaZXiYZh^\c#Xdb

1Z]bVW\U O\R /QQSaa]`g 0cgS`

Executive Director’s Office Attn: Jane Woodruff 12 Baldwin Street Montpelier, VT 05633-6401.

SCHOOL-AGE SITE DIRECTORS

Vermont Tent is an EOE.

HZaZXi 9Zh^\c XjggZcian ]Vh deedgijc^i^Zh [dg ZcZg\Zi^X! YZiV^a dg^ZciZY ^cY^k^YjVah# Higdc\ Xdbbjc^XVi^dc VcY dg\Vc^oVi^dcVa h`^aah VgZ gZfj^gZY [dg edh^i^dch i]Vi l^aa ]VkZ V Y^gZXi ^beVXi dc Wdi] i]Z YV^an deZgVi^dch d[ HZaZXi 9Zh^\c Vh lZaa Vh i]Z dc\d^c\ \gdli] VcY YZkZadebZci d[ djg XdbeVcn# HjXXZhh[ja XVcY^YViZh bjhi ]VkZ i]Z VW^a^in id ldg` lZaa ^c V [Vhi"eVXZY! iZVb Zck^gdcbZci VcY bVcV\Z bjai^eaZ egd_ZXih h^bjaiVcZdjhan# HVaVgn WVhZY dc ZmeZg^ZcXZ VcY XVeVW^a^i^Zh# LZ d[[Zg bZY^XVa VcY YZciVa ^chjgVcXZ! )%&` VcY egd[^i h]Vg^c\! Vbdc\ di]Zg WZcZ[^ih# EaZVhZ hZcY XdkZg aZiiZg gZhjbZ id/ HZaZXi 9Zh^\c! AiY#! '%- ;ancc 6kZ#! 7jga^c\idc! KI# %*)%& 6iic/ =G! dg ZbV^a jh Vi/ _dWh'5hZaZXiYZh^\c#Xdb

Department of State’s Attorneys & Sheriffs is accepting applications to fill a vacant Business Manager B position. This is an exempt position in our Montpelier Office. To apply for this position, please submit a resume and cover letter directly to:

The deadline for interested applicants is December 4, 2007.

Exciting opportunity for motivated individuals. Potential for $15 to $25 hourly. Must be strong, capable and reliable. Come join/build our teams for commercial cleaning.

Send resume, cover letter and salary requirements to jobs@vttent.com or fax to 802-863-6735.

Q7Zc_d_ijhWj_l[ 7ii_ijWdjS QH[Y[fj_ed_ijS

DEPARTMENT OF STATE’S ATTORNEYS & SHERIFFS

Essex Location Needs: Entry-level Management PT/FT cooks pt/ft servers

"QQMZ JO QFSTPO %BWJE %SJWF &TTFY 75 'VMM QBSU UJNF CFOFšUT ºFYJCMF TDIFEVMF &0&

ď “ď Łď ¨ď Ľď ¤ď ľď Źď Šď Žď § ď ƒď Żď Żď ˛ď ¤ď Šď Žď Ąď ´ď Żď ˛ ď „ď Ąď śď Šď ł ď ƒď Ľď Žď ´ď Ľď ˛

ď ƒď Żď Żď ˛ď ¤ď Šď Žď Ąď ´ď Ľ ď łď Łď ¨ď Ľď ¤ď ľď Źď Šď Žď § ď Żď Ś ď łď °ď Ąď Łď Ľ ď Ąď Žď ¤ ď Ąď łď łď Żď Łď Šď Ąď ´ď Ľď ¤ ď °ď ˛ď Żď §ď ˛ď Ąď ­ď€Żď Ľď śď Ľď Žď ´ ď łď Ľď ˛ď śď Šď Łď Ľď ł ď Ąď Žď ¤ ď Ľď ąď ľď Šď °ď ­ď Ľď Žď ´ ď Ąď ´ ď ´ď ¨ď Ľ ď „ď ľď ¤ď Źď Ľď š ď ˆď€Ž ď „ď Ąď śď Šď ł ď ƒď Ľď Žď ´ď Ľď ˛ď€Ž ď —ď Żď ˛ď Ť ď Łď Żď Źď Źď Ąď ˘ď Żď ˛ď Ąď ´ď Šď śď Ľď Źď š ď ˇď Šď ´ď ¨ ď ¤ď Ľď °ď Ąď ˛ď ´ď ­ď Ľď Žď ´ď ł ď Żď Ž ď ´ď ¨ď Ľ ď Ľď ¸ď Ľď Łď ľď ´ď Šď Żď Ž ď Żď Ś ď Ľď śď Ľď Žď ´ď łď€Ž ď „ď Ľď ´ď Ľď ˛ď ­ď Šď Žď Ľ ď Ľď Źď Šď §ď Šď ˘ď Šď Źď Šď ´ď š ď ˘ď š ď Šď Žď ´ď Ľď ˛ď °ď ˛ď Ľď ´ď Ąď ´ď Šď Żď Ž ď Żď Ś ď •ď Žď Šď śď Ľď ˛ď łď Šď ´ď š ď °ď Żď Źď Šď Łď Šď Ľď ł ď Ąď Žď ¤ ď °ď ˛ď Żď śď Šď ¤ď Ľ ď Łď Żď Žď łď ľď Źď ´ď Ąď ´ď Šď Żď Ž ď ´ď Ż ď Ľď Žď łď ľď ˛ď Ľ ď Žď Ľď Ľď ¤ď ł ď Żď Ś ď łď °ď Żď Žď łď Żď ˛ď Šď Žď § ď §ď ˛ď Żď ľď °ď ł ď Ąď ˛ď Ľ ď ­ď Ľď ´ď€Ž ď ’ď Ľď Łď Żď ­ď ­ď Ľď Žď ¤ď€Ź ď Łď ˛ď Ľď Ąď ´ď Ľ ď Ąď Žď ¤ ď ­ď Żď ¤ď Šď Śď š ď Łď Ľď Žď ´ď ˛ď Ąď Ź ď łď Łď ¨ď Ľď ¤ď ľď Źď Šď Žď § ď °ď ˛ď Żď Łď Ľď łď łď Ľď łď€Ž ď …ď Žď łď ľď ˛ď Ľ ď ´ď ¨ď Ąď ´ ď §ď ľď Ľď łď ´ď ł ď ´ď Ż ď ´ď ¨ď Ľ ď „ď Ąď śď Šď ł ď ƒď Ľď Žď ´ď Ľď ˛ ď ˛ď Ľď Łď Ľď Šď śď Ľ ď ´ď ¨ď Ľ ď ¨ď Šď §ď ¨ď Ľď łď ´ ď Źď Ľď śď Ľď Ź ď Żď Ś ď Łď ľď łď ´ď Żď ­ď Ľď ˛ ď łď Ľď ˛ď śď Šď Łď Ľ ď Ąď Žď ¤ ď łď Ąď ´ď Šď łď Śď Ąď Łď ´ď Šď Żď Žď€Ž ď ď łď łď Żď Łď Šď Ąď ´ď Ľď€§ď ł ď ¤ď Ľď §ď ˛ď Ľď Ľ ď Ąď Žď ¤ ď Żď Žď Ľ ď ´ď Ż ď ´ď ˇď Ż ď šď Ľď Ąď ˛ď ł ď ˛ď Ľď Źď Ąď ´ď Ľď ¤ ď Ľď ¸ď °ď Ľď ˛ď Šď Ľď Žď Łď Ľ ď ˛ď Ľď ąď ľď Šď ˛ď Ľď ¤ď€Ź ď Żď ˛ ď Ąď Ž ď Ľď ąď ľď Šď śď Ąď Źď Ľď Žď ´ ď Łď Żď ­ď ˘ď Šď Žď Ąď ´ď Šď Żď Žď€Ž ď „ď Ľď ­ď Żď Žď łď ´ď ˛ď Ąď ´ď Ľď ¤ ď Ľď ¸ď °ď Ľď ˛ď Šď Ľď Žď Łď Ľ ď ˇď Šď ´ď ¨ ď ’ď Ľď łď Żď ľď ˛ď Łď Ľď€˛ď€ľ ď€¨ď ’ď€˛ď€ľď€Š ď Żď ˛ ď Żď ´ď ¨ď Ľď ˛ ď łď Šď ­ď Šď Źď Ąď ˛ ď łď Łď ¨ď Ľď ¤ď ľď Źď Šď Žď § ď łď šď łď ´ď Ľď ­ ď ˛ď Ľď ąď ľď Šď ˛ď Ľď ¤ď€Ž ď …ď ¸ď Łď Ľď Źď Źď Ľď Žď ´ ď Šď Žď ´ď Ľď ˛ď °ď Ľď ˛ď łď Żď Žď Ąď Źď€Ź ď Żď ˛ď §ď Ąď Žď Šď şď Ąď ´ď Šď Żď Žď Ąď Ź ď Ąď Žď ¤ ď Žď Ľď §ď Żď ´ď Šď Ąď ´ď Šď Żď Ž ď łď Ťď Šď Źď Źď ł ď ˛ď Ľď ąď ľď Šď ˛ď Ľď ¤ď€Ž ď ƒď Żď ­ď °ď ľď ´ď Ľď ˛ ď Ľď ¸ď °ď Ľď ˛ď Šď Ľď Žď Łď Ľ ď Šď ł ď ˛ď Ľď ąď ľď Šď ˛ď Ľď ¤ ď ˇď Šď ´ď ¨ ď ¤ď Ľď ­ď Żď Žď łď ´ď ˛ď Ąď ´ď Ľď ¤ ď ľď Žď ¤ď Ľď ˛ď łď ´ď Ąď Žď ¤ď Šď Žď § ď Żď Ś ď łď šď łď ´ď Ľď ­ ď łď ´ď ˛ď ľď Łď ´ď ľď ˛ď Ľď łď€Ž ď “ď Ľď Žď łď Šď ´ď Šď śď Ľ ď ´ď Ż ď Ąď Žď ¤ ď Ąď ˘ď Źď Ľ ď ´ď Ż ď ˇď Żď ˛ď Ť ď ˇď Šď ´ď ¨ď Šď Ž ď ´ď ¨ď Ľ ď Łď Żď Žď łď ´ď ˛ď Ąď Šď Žď ´ď ł ď Żď Ś ď Ą ď ¨ď Šď §ď ¨ď Ľď ˛ ď Ľď ¤ď ľď Łď Ąď ´ď Šď Żď Ž ď Ľď Žď śď Šď ˛ď Żď Žď ­ď Ľď Žď ´ď€Ž ď ď ˘ď Šď Źď Šď ´ď š ď ´ď Ż ď ˇď Żď ˛ď Ť ď Ľď Śď Śď Ľď Łď ´ď Šď śď Ľď Źď š ď ˇď Šď ´ď ¨ ď °ď Ľď Żď °ď Źď Ľ ď Ąď ´ ď Ąď Źď Ź ď Źď Ľď śď Ľď Źď łď€Ź ď °ď ˛ď Żď ¤ď ľď Łď ´ď Šď śď Ľď Źď š ď Šď Ž ď ´ď Ľď Ąď ­ď ł ď Ąď Žď ¤ ď Ąď ˘ď Źď Ľ ď ´ď Ż ď ˇď Żď ˛ď Ť ď Šď Žď ¤ď Ľď °ď Ľď Žď ¤ď Ľď Žď ´ď Źď š ď ˇď Šď ´ď ¨ ď ­ď Šď Žď Šď ­ď Ąď Ź ď łď ľď °ď Ľď ˛ď śď Šď łď Šď Żď Žď€Ž ď …ď ¸ď °ď Żď łď ľď ˛ď Ľ ď ´ď Ż ď Łď ľď łď ´ď Żď ­ď Ľď ˛ ď łď Ľď ˛ď śď Šď Łď Ľ ď Żď ˛ď Šď Ľď Žď ´ď Ľď ¤ ď Żď °ď Ľď ˛ď Ąď ´ď Šď Żď Žď ł ď ˛ď Ľď ąď ľď Šď ˛ď Ľď ¤ď€Ž ď ƒď Żď ­ď ­ď Šď ´ď ­ď Ľď Žď ´ ď ´ď Ż ď ¤ď Šď śď Ľď ˛ď łď Šď ´ď š ď Ąď Žď ¤ ď Šď Žď Łď Źď ľď łď Šď Żď Ž ď ˛ď Ľď ąď ľď Šď ˛ď Ľď ¤ď€Ž ď …ď ¸ď °ď Ľď ˛ď Šď Ľď Žď Łď Ľ ď ˇď Šď ´ď ¨ ď ¤ď Šď Ąď §ď ˛ď Ąď ­ď ­ď Šď Žď § ď łď Żď Śď ´ď ˇď Ąď ˛ď Ľ ď Ąď Žď ¤ ď Ľď śď Ľď Žď ´ ď Łď Żď Żď ˛ď ¤ď Šď Žď Ąď ´ď Šď Żď Ž ď ¤ď Ľď łď Šď ˛ď Ąď ˘ď Źď Ľď€Ž ď †ď Żď ˛ ď Śď ľď ˛ď ´ď ¨ď Ľď ˛ ď Šď Žď Śď Żď ˛ď ­ď Ąď ´ď Šď Żď Ž ď Żď Ž ď ´ď ¨ď Šď ł ď °ď Żď łď Šď ´ď Šď Żď Žď€Ź  ď Żď ˛ ď ´ď Ż ď Ąď °ď °ď Źď š ď ˇď Šď ´ď ¨ ď Ľď Źď Ľď Łď ´ď ˛ď Żď Žď Šď Ł ď Ąď °ď °ď Źď Šď Łď Ąď ´ď Šď Żď Žď€Ź ď ˛ď Ľď łď ľď ­ď Ľď€Ź ď Łď Żď śď Ľď ˛ ď Źď Ľď ´ď ´ď Ľď ˛ ď Ąď Žď ¤ ď ˛ď Ľď Śď Ľď ˛ď Ľď Žď Łď Ľď łď€Ź ď °ď Źď Ľď Ąď łď Ľ ď śď Šď łď Šď ´ ď Żď ľď ˛ ď ˇď Ľď ˘ ď łď Šď ´ď Ľ ď Ąď ´ď€ş ď ˇď ˇď ˇď€Žď ľď śď ­ď Şď Żď ˘ď łď€Žď Łď Żď ­ď€Ž ď ”ď Ľď Źď€Ž  ď ”ď ¨ď Ľ ď •ď Žď Šď śď Ľď ˛ď łď Šď ´ď š ď Żď Ś ď –ď Ľď ˛ď ­ď Żď Žď ´ ď Šď ł ď Ąď Ž ď …ď ąď ľď Ąď Ź ď ?ď °ď °ď Żď ˛ď ´ď ľď Žď Šď ´ď šď€Żď ď Śď Śď Šď ˛ď ­ď Ąď ´ď Šď śď Ľ ď ď Łď ´ď Šď Żď Ž ď …ď ­ď °ď Źď Żď šď Ľď ˛ď€Ž ď ď °ď °ď Źď Šď Łď Ąď ´ď Šď Żď Žď ł ď Śď ˛ď Żď ­ ď ˇď Żď ­ď Ľď Ž ď Ąď Žď ¤ ď °ď Ľď Żď °ď Źď Ľ ď Śď ˛ď Żď ­ ď ¤ď Šď śď Ľď ˛ď łď Ľ ď ˛ď Ąď Łď Šď Ąď Źď€Ź ď Ľď ´ď ¨ď Žď Šď Łď€Ź ď Ąď Žď ¤ ď Łď ľď Źď ´ď ľď ˛ď Ąď Ź ď ˘ď Ąď Łď Ťď §ď ˛ď Żď ľď Žď ¤ď ł ď Ąď ˛ď Ľ ď Ľď Žď Łď Żď ľď ˛ď Ąď §ď Ľď ¤ď€Ž

52B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | » sevendaysvt.com

We are looking for an enthusiastic Dental Assistant to join our team; experience not essential. Must be dependable and organized. Email resume and cover letter to pjhebertdmd@aol.com or fax 802-244-8514.

Childcare Center in search of energetic, eager & creative Toddler Teacher to join the team of an evolving center. ECE or CDA equivalent. Experience with kids of all ages. d

802-985-2650

Full-time Cook ii Positions Vermont’s only Life Care Retirement Community has full-time mid-level Line Cook opportunities starting at $12.00. Actual hire rate may be higher depending on your specific skills and experience. Our benefits include FIVE weeks paid leave accrual year one, medical, dental, life and disability ins., immediately vested and matched retirement and flexible schedules with no late-night hours. Apply at our Community Center, 200 Wake Robin Drive, Shelburne, VT 05482 or fax resume to: HR, 802-264-5146. EOE

kitChen AssistAnts And servers oPPortunities! Full- And PArt-time SALES & CAD PROFESSIONAL Growing dock and marine manufacturer/service company is seeking a self-motivated, diverse individual to assist with all aspects of sales. Includes walk-in and phone sales along with creating proposals and customer service. Product sales includes several types of docks and waterfront equipment for residential and commercial use. Quality-minded individual with attention to detail is beneficial in working with a sometimes demanding clientele base. Self motivation is a must in a small office/team-oriented environment and the ability to work in a fast-paced atmosphere during our busy summer season is essential. Must be Proficient in MS programs; position also requires CAD or mechanical drafting experience. Benefits include medical & IRA plan. Pay commensurate with experience. Please submit resume via fax 1-802-877-3147, online to dockacc@sover.net or mail to: The Dock Doctors, attn: Lynn or Jeff 19 Little Otter Lane, Ferrisburg, VT 05456

Whether you’re looking for your first job or a change of pace, we’d like to give you a tour of our state-of-the-art facility. We have Kitchen Assistant opportunities starting at $8.75, and Servers starting at $10 an hour! Actual hire rates may be higher depending on your specific skills and related experience, and training will be provided. All employees working over 24 hours a week earn paid leave accrual, medical, dental, life and disability insurance along with immediately vested and matched retirement. You can complete an application at our Community Center, 200 Wake Robin Drive, Shelburne, VT 05482, fax a resume to 802-264-5146 or call Jason at 802-264-5105 for further details.

Lamoille County Mental Health Services Are you a caring individual who wants to make a difference in someone’s life every day you work?

Come Join our Team and make a differenCe! Keystone Behavioral services is seeking a Behavior interventionist

oPPoRTUNITIES

to provide 1:1 therapeutic intervention for a school-aged child with emotional / behavioral disorders in school and community settings. Qualified individuals must have behavior management skills, be flexible, patient and able to work as an effective member of a team. Must have the ability to provide Comprehensive and therapeutic services for elementaryand / or high school-aged children with emotional/behavioral disorders. A minimum of one year related experience is required.

Working at Topnotch Resort & Spa isn’t just a job. It’s an opportunity to build a lifelong career. The following year-round positions are now available:

community rehaBilitation and treatment Program is seeking a community suPPort WorKer. This full-time position is to provide traditional outpatient services and newly developed approaches to the severely and persistently mentally ill. Bachelor’s degree and at least one year experience working with the severely mentally disabled required.

Job oPPoRTUNITIES aT at

• • • • • • • • • • •

Banquet Captain Bussers Esthetician Fitness Personal Trainer Front Office Agents Massage Therapist Nationally Certified Nail Tech PM Housekeeping Supervisor Resort Home Houseperson Seamstress/Wardrobe Attendant Servers - High Earning Potential

Topnotch is pleased to offer an array of benefits designed to meet the needs of our diverse workforce including great wages, promotions/transfers, tailored uniforms, recognition program, medical, dental and vision coverage, vacation, sick/personal and holiday pay, retirement 401(k) plan, tuition reimbursement, discounts on hotel rooms, dining and retail, employee meals, discounted season passes and more!

Please contact the HR department at 802-253-6443 or email resumes to rherbst@topnotchresort.com EOE

develoPmental services Program is seeking a Behavior interventionist to provide 1:1 Therapeutic intervention for a school-aged child with emotional / behavioral disorders in school and community settings. Qualified individuals must have behavior management skills, be flexible, patient and able to work as an effective member of a team. Must have the ability to provide comprehensive and therapeutic services for elementaryand / or high school-aged children with emotional/behavioral disorders. A minimum of one year related experience is required. We offer a comprehensive benefits package including three weeks vacation, sick and personal leave, health and dental insurance benefits as well as 401k savings plan plus more.

Unless otherwise specified, please submit a resume and letter of interest to: Human Resources, Lamoille County Mental Health Services 275 Brooklyn Street, Morrisville, VT 05661 or email to wendyb@lamoille.org Lamoille County Mental Health Services is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Land a great job with

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | classifieds 53B

www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds]

Resident Care Attendants Mppljoh!gps!Gvo-!Npujwbufe!Joejwjevbmt! up!Kpjo!Pvs!Sfubjm!Tubgg" Xf!bsf!dvssfoumz!mppljoh!gps!sftqpotjcmf-!sfmjbcmf! boe!npujwbufe!joejwjevbmt!xip!mjlf!b!gbtu.qbdfe! fowjsponfou/!!Xf!bsf!mppljoh!up!ßmm!cpui!Q0U!boe!G0U! qptjujpot/!!Bmm!bqqmjdbout!nvtu!ibwf!gvmm!bwbjmbcjmjuz! jodmvejoh!xfflfoet!boe!bspvoe!ipmjebzt/!!Zpv!xjmm! opu!cf!sfrvjsfe!up!xpsl!fwfsz!gvmm!xfflfoe!cvu!nvtu! cf!bwbjmbcmf!up!xpsl/ Jg!joufsftufe!qmfbtf!hjwf!Hjob!b!dbmm!bu!913.762.82:8!ps! tupq!jo!boe!ßmm!pvu!bo!bqqmjdbujpo!bu!pvs!Gbssfmm!Tusffu! mpdbujpo!jo!Tpvui!Cvsmjohupo/!!4!gsff!mpbwft!pg!csfbe! fbdi!ebz"

Orange nOrth SuperviSOry uniOn Job Openings

Maureen Bertrand or Donna Riendeau The Converse Home 272 Church Street, Burlington, VT 05401 or Maureen@conversehome.com EOE

Ohavi Zedek SynagOgue hebrew SchOOl Teacher wanTed

Williamstown Middle High School Long Term Sub

Full-time substitute teacher needed for Middle School Science January 2008 to February 15, 2008. Send cover letter, resume, three letters of reference, and transcripts and /or certification documents if applicable to:

Orange north Supervisory union 111b Brush hill road Williamstown, vt 05679

New jobs posted every day!

Tired of working in a stressful environment, trying to meet busy schedules and going home feeling like you have accomplished nothing? Converse Home has a job for you! We are a Residential Care Home located in beautiful downtown Burlington. Our home allows you to provide for our senior population, our extended family, in an embracing manner. Full-time position on the 11p.m. - 7 a.m. shift which includes a substantial differential. Part-time positions available on the day shift. We offer competitive salaries. Benefits included.

E.O.E

Substitute teachers and nurses needed for all our schools

(on call, as-needed basis). Call Robin at 433-5818 for an application packet.

for Kindergarten/Grade 1 Weekend Class. Creative, organized, fun-loving and experienced teacher with a strong sense of Jewish identity sought to serve as one of two co-teachers for the combined Gan/Aleph (kindergarten/first grade) class at the Ohavi Zedek Hebrew School now through May 2008. The class meets Sundays from 10am - 12 noon except for one weekend per month when classes meet on Saturday from 10am - 12 noon. Please contact Rabbi David Steinberg, Hebrew School Principal associaterabbi@ohavizedek. com, phone: 802-864-0218 ext. 25 to schedule an interview. And for more information about the Hebrew School (including the specific Hebrew School calendar dates for the rest of the year) and about the congregation in general, please visit our website www. ohavizedek.com.

»sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds]

Mobile HoMe Project, resident organizer Successful candidate will assist residents of mobile home parks with issues arising from park sales, park closures, health, habitability, and park infrastructure problems. Provides advocacy and housing counseling services, including information and referrals with regard to mobile home-rehabilitation needs, foreclosure/repossession, debt/credit issues and home financing options. Provides information, advice and referral on landlord/tenant issues. Organizes mobile home park residents into resident associations. Works with various state, local, and non-profit agencies on mobile home park issues. QUALIFICATIONS: Bachelor’s degree in appropriate discipline. At least two years relevant experience in one or more of the following areas: housing counseling, low-income advocacy, housing code enforcement, finance/budget counseling, resident services. OR: combined experience from which equivalent applicable knowledge and skills have been gained. Must have access to private vehicle and good driving record, and be willing and able to do some instate travel. Must have commitment to social justice and interest in working with low-income people. 40 hours per week. $13.00/hour. Excellent benefits. Go to: www.cvoeo.org/htm/cvoeo/jobs.html for more information on the position. (No phone calls please.) Send letter of interest, resume and three work references by December 14 to: MHP resident organizer search cVoeo/MHP 294 north Winooski avenue burlington, Vt 05401 or email twimpey@cvoeo.org with MHP Resident Organizer Search in subject line CVOEO is an equal opportunity employer.

54B | november 28-december 05, 2007 | Âť sevendaysvt.com

F BURLING TO

N

YO T CI

Assistant Treasurer/ Chief Financial Officer

a great place to work.

Food & Beverage Service Manager Directs and organizes the front of the house activities of the Food and Beverage Department. Develops service standards to exceed guest expectations. Responsible for the overall operations of the food service outlets, banquets and events. Plans, organizes, directs, controls and evaluates the operations of the dining room, lounge and the Austrian Tea room. Oversees and trains the staff to ensure guest satisfaction. Financially responsible for inventory, revenue and payroll budgets. This position is a Full Time, year round position with a comprehensive benefit package. Requirements: Five years experience in a leadership role in a upscale Food and Beverage environment. Must provide evidence that the candidate has a good understanding of fine dining restaurant operations, the ability to lead and motivate people, communicate effectively with others, and manage budgets to improve profitability. Degree in Hospitality Management or relevant experience preferred.Must possess excellent customer service skills, good phone presence, problem solving skills, attention to detail and a willingness to help others.

WOMEN, MINORITIES & PERSONS WITH DISABILITIES ARE HIGHLY ENCOURAGED TO APPLY

This is a full-time position in the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office that is responsible for managing financial, accounting, personnel and administrative activities. Responsibilities include coordinating all City accounting functions, central payroll, investments, and administration of the City’s budget program. Bachelor’s degree in Business Administration with major in accounting or finance required; Master’s degree preferred. Five years experience in accounting, finance and personnel administration with at least two years of supervisory and fund accounting experience required. For a complete description, or to apply, visit our website at www.hrjobs. ci.burlington.vt.us or contact Human Resources at 802-865-7145. If interested, send resume, cover letter, and City of Burlington Application by December 7, 2007 to: HR Dept, 131 Church St., Burlington, VT 05401. EOE.

Discover

*OBS FOR (IRE

#URRENT /PENINGS

)4 (ELP $ESK 3PECIALISTS 4ECHNICAL 3UPPORT ,EVEL (speak/read/write in French) !CCOUNT -ANAGERS (speak/read/write in French) "ARISTA #AFE !SSISTANT 0ROJECT -ANAGER &RONT %ND $EVELOPERS 1UALITY !SSURANCE %NGINEERS 3OFTWARE $EVELOPERS &LASH $EVELOPER 3YSTEM %NGINEER 3%/ !NALYST "ILLING 3PECIALIST

Apply to: Trapp Family Lodge Human Resources, PO Box 1428, Stowe, VT 05672 Fax: 253-5768 or online at www.trappfamily.com

BUS DRIVER/ UTILITY WORKER

Bus Driver/Utility Worker evenings (M-Thurs. 3:30 p.m. – 12:00 a.m. and Friday 3:30 p.m. – 2:30 a.m.) during the academic year; day schedule during the summer. When not needed to drive the bus the individual selected will assist trades and grounds departments. Training will be provided. CDL Class B with passenger endorsement and air brakes licensing required. Ability to pass physical exam for driver safety standards and willingness to work irregular schedule (possibility of occasional weekends).

PROPERTY MAInTEnAnCE CREW MEMBER (Tuesday through Saturday) performing general maintenance tasks, moving furniture and equipment and snow removal. Training will be provided in a variety of skills in order to supplement other trade or grounds crews as needed. Applicants should be flexible, dependable and motivated and have a valid Vermont driver’s license. Applicants must be able to lift and move very heavy objects such as furniture, file cabinets, and cement bags.

7HY 7ORK &OR 5S

Both positions are full-time with full medical and dental coverage, paid time off, LTD, retirement and outstanding tuition benefits. Applicants should demonstrate a commitment to undergraduate education and be supportive of the mission of this Catholic, residential, liberal arts college.

 1/2 price season pass to Stowe or Bolton  Casual dress–wear sneakers and jeans!

DEALER C

Saint Michael’s College is an equal opportunity employer, committed to fostering diversity in its faculty, staff and student body, and encourages applications from the entire spectrum of a diverse community.

M

tm

email your “story� to careers@dealer.com | visit www.dealer.com/careers

recruiting?

SEVEN DAYS

Place your ad where everyone is looking (right here!) Contact Michelle: 865-1020 x21 michelle@sevendaysvt.com

An offer of employment will be contingent upon the successful completion of a pre-employment physical screening. Applications will be accepted until position is filled.

Please apply to the Office of Human Resources, Saint Michael’s College, Box 265G, One Winooski Park, Colchester, VT 05439.

SEVEN DAYS | november 28-december 05, 2007 | classifieds 55B

www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds]

Part-time manager

We want you to join our team! Kin/Dru

Pharmacy Technician/medical records

Busy men’s haircutting establishment in South Burlington is seeking a talented professional to manage a staff of 7 people and run the front desk. We are looking for someone who is level headed, mature, great with customers, and excellent at managing people. 20 - 25 hours per week.

Kinney Drugs Long-Term Care is part of an employee-owned company that is looking for a dependable team player to work in a fast-paced, upbeat environment. The successful candidate will be reliable, responsible and hardworking with attention to detail. Must be able to multitask and work well with computers. Job functions include packaging, data entry of prescriptions, medical records transcription and printing. F/T status and excellent benefits including profit-sharing are possible for the right candidate. Proper training will be provided. Previous experience in medical records or as a pharmacy technician preferred. Fax resume and cover letter to 800-861-1904, or email Manager69@ kinneydrugs.com, or call 802-878-9116, ext.3 for an application.

If you are interested, please email your qualifications to Diana at House3321@aol.com. Relief Position foR DAP NFI Vermont is seeking a new member to join our talented team of mental health professionals in our Diagnostic Assessment Program. The ideal candidate will be a skilled communicator, have a desire to help kids and families to be successful, have the ability to provide respectful role modeling, Need to place an ad? and become a resourceful member of our therapeutic Community Skills Team. Responsibilities include doing individual and group activities Brown Call Michelle Workers youth in both the community and their homes, on an interim basis. This 8 6 5 - 1 0 2 0 xwith 2 1 is a part-time, relief position. Bachelor’s degree preferred.

Home Care. Where the Heart Is. Caregiver Opportunity VNA Private Care

If interested, please send a cover letter and resume to:

Caregiving is a rapidly growing career opportunity available to a wide Kim Robinson, DAP Program Director variety of women and men who possess personal qualities of caring, 30 Airport Road, So. Burlington, VT 05403 competence and the desire to make a real difference in the life of another Need to place an ad? person. Our cases present a variety of work and loads of job satisfaction. KimRobinson@nafi.com. EOE Some are longer term placements with one client, with whom you will Call Michelle Brown WWW.NAFI.COM develop a special relationship and bond as you provide for their needs. 8 course 6 5 - 1 0 2 0 x 2 1 Other placements will involve meeting a variety of clients in the of a week. Work will vary, depending on the needs of the client. Typical assignments could include any of the following: transporting clients to medical appointments or day surgeries; making their meals; doing their shopping; with their personalad? hygiene or housework; Need to assisting place an employment Callcare Michelle Brownplaying 865-1020 x 21 m aof icards, l m i corhreading e l l toethem. @ s e v e n d a y s v t . c o m aegame talking

CliniCal RegisteRed dietitian

Porter Hospital seeks a Clinical Dietitian Need to Registered place an ad?to work a flexible, full- or At the VNA, you are not just an employee. You become part of our VNA part-time position which includes every-other-weekend coverage. Primary family, supported by an engaged nurse supervisor who cares about you, responsibilities include providing nutritional care and education to patients, their Brown Call Michelle Need place an ad? Call Brown x 21and staff; your work and yourto client. The VNA provides paidMichelle onsite training classes 865-1020families preparing meal plans for patients with special dietary needs; conducting quality 8 assurance to start your career and continuing education opportunities for you to 6 5within - the 1 department; 0 2 0 and assisting x 2the Nutrition 1 Services Manager in related clinical areas. grow. Flexible hours up to 40/week are available to fit your schedule. Work days, evenings, nights or weekends. Requirements a high school The successful candidate must demonstrate strong communication and To place an employment ad call Michelleinclude Brown 865-1020 x 21 diploma, or GED, a valid driver’s license, a safe vehicle for transportation, interpersonal skills as well as the ability to work effectively as a member of the and the physical ability to lift 50 lbs. The desire to be a caregiver and to Nutrition Services team. Active membership in the American Dietetics Association as well as current Vermont State Licensure as a Registered Dietitian is required. give something of yourself to the life of another is a must.

Competitive pay starts at $9.75 per hour with the possibility to grow Online sevendaysvt.com to $10.75 within@ 6 months. Pension and paid time off benefits are also available. Options for career ladder growth to other health career positions.

David Fuller, PHR

Human Resources Manager employment@sevendaysvt.com Porter Medical Center

We’d love to talk to you. For more information, please contact Cathy at 802-860-4450.

sevendaysvt.com

115 Porter Drive Middlebury, VT 05753 (p) 802-388-8887 (f ) 802-388-8899 dfuller@portermedical.org www.portermedical.org

sevendaysvt.com

•

To p l a c e a n e m p l o y m e n t a d ca l l M i c h e l l e B r o w n 8 6 5 -1 020 x 2 1 e

m

a

i

l

m

i

c

h

e

l

l

e

@

s

e

v

e

n

d

a

y

s

v

t

.

c

o

m

FP-AA112807.indd 1

11/23/07 10:05:19 AM

Issuu converts static files into: digital portfolios, online yearbooks, online catalogs, digital photo albums and more. Sign up and create your flipbook.