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Ellen Willis, 1942-2006 Remembering a radical feminist thinker

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BIRD LAND You published a feature story [“Home Tweet Home,� August 30] on a bit of a phenomenon here in South Hero, the collection of birdhouses that surround the marshland along the shore of Lake Champlain at the corner of Lakeview and West Shore roads. A source of amazement even to the project team, these colorful, randomly placed houses have enjoyed an enormously positive response from everyone who passes along either road. In the article, Cathy Resmer covered every aspect of this unusual display, and conveyed the thought that in a particular marsh, fun rules . . . This has been true from its inception as a somewhat whimsical pest-control project, through expansion (with the oftrepeated “Well, if 10 look that good, how about 50?�) and on to the present glut! The story was nicely done and Cathy was a pleasure to work with. We thank you for covering a thing that seems to have taken on a life of its own. It’s a joy to watch the reactions of people who see the birdhouses for the first time. A few weeks ago a visiting Californian stopped to inquire about the display, stayed to chat for a time, and returned later in the day to make a generous contribution to keep the project going. The current push is to place a painted birdhouse on each of 70

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PORN PROMO I’m disappointed in the advertisement you featured prominently on the back of your Nov. 1 issue. American Apparel bought a fullpage ad for “The Long John,� but what we got was a dose of pornography. Admittedly, I don’t know where that thin and vague line precisely lies between advertising and pornography. I do know that our culture continues to accept excessively revealing clothing and barely clad models, but it’s not like I go around writing letters to the editor every time some skin is shown. This ad crossed a line. It barely even made visible the Long John (a dubious name considering the product placement). The model was looking at the camera, in what could be called a prone position, and the viewer got a long shot down the unbuttoned front of the outfit. It just had a look and feel that I think was inappropriate for the standards by which I normally know Seven Days. I visited the American Apparel website to find an email address

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and the houses don’t start for a hundred yards. Shelburne Road is commercial. Prospect Parkway is not. I don’t even know why it’s called a parkway. It’s a residential street, branching off to a number of others. Trucks and cars making lefthand turns out of a wide driveway (which would have to span a ravine and obliterate about a hundred trees) is not a pleasant thought. Kinney claims that without the exit onto Prospect Parkway, the

store would not be commercially viable. If a store with frontage (and a wide driveway) on Shelburne Road is not “commercially viable,” what is? Ernie Pomerleau, Kinney’s lawyer, who says he’s very pleased with the plan, is obviously not thinking about living there. “Keeping 65 feet of vegetation in its natural state” is not enough. We’re still talking about trashing a ravine and a hundred trees. “We brought in a dozen expert witnesses, and they brought in

none,” Mr. Pomerleau says. If a resident is not an expert on his own street, who is? They’re thinking of building next door to a quiet residential community, and they must recognize that. There’s no sense in allowing them to use Prospect Parkway. Charlie Messing COLCHESTER

SECOND HELPING I am responding to your article in the Seven Days newspaper

[“Cafeteria Style,” Nov. 8] about NECI. I am an employee there, and I would like to say that I felt that the article was unfair in a lot of ways. I have been working at NECI for around four months now. I work in the pots and pans area. The drill sergeant that you say you heard was Chef Joe, one of the nicest men and chefs you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. The students are the best, and I am so proud to be able to work with them. The chefs are the greatest, and they take pride in their work at NECI. They treat everyone who walks through their door with respect. We all work very hard at NECI, and we take pride in our work. Maybe next time you decide to go in, take the time to talk to the students, the chefs and the staff. You will be glad you did. Thank you. Sheila Snyder WASHINGTON

HONEYDEW REVIEW As one who has worked in the food and wine industry for five years (the majority of which has been spent at the New England Culinary Institute), I feel compelled to respond to Suzanne Podhaizer’s article on NECI’s Montpelier cafeteria [“Cafeteria

Style,” Nov. 8]. As a Burlington resident and a lover of great food and wine, I have to say this review is one of the most ridiculous I have ever read. First, Ms. Podhaizer should have done a little more research on the culinary institute and its programs before embarking on her experience. Cafeteria is one of the first classes students take when they begin the program because the ability of incoming students can range from zero cooking experience to years. One of the main goals in a cafeteria setting is to teach the students how to effectively and efficiently prepare food (for up to 700 people if necessary) in an institutional setting. Also, her specific food criticisms displayed her culinary lack of wherewithal. For example, of course the honeydew is going to be hard and flavorless because it’s not in season. The only reason this melon is out in the first place is because the general public rants if it isn’t, but most people know to stay away from it in November. As for the unseasoned tofu, this could be improved upon, but again it is a cafeteria class and chef instructors have a limited time to cover various techniques each day. They MORE LETTERS >> 17A

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form community service, and to undergo drug rehabilitation, according to the attorney general’s office. In addition, Robin’s nursing license was suspended, and she agreed not to re-enter the nursing profession in another state. The second case concerned Karin Johnson, 60, a registered nurse who, until recently, worked at the Woodridge Nursing Home

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administrators never found any evidence of illegal activity. But on November 6, following up a September tip on the state police’s hotline, MFRAU detectives confronted Johnson in the workplace. During the interview, Johnson allegedly became emotional and admitted to having “consistently diverted” excess liquid morphine from her patients since the death of her mother two years ago. She also admitted that she suffered from a long history of alcoholism and nicotine addiction, the detective’s affidavit shows. The attorney general’s office will not comment directly on pending criminal matters. However, the two cases indicate the growing problem of drug theft by workers in Vermont’s hospitals, nursing homes, assisted living facilities and homehealth-care settings. The scope of the problem was brought to light in October when Attorney General William Sorrell unveiled a new, 36-minute documentary entitled “Drug Diversion in Vermont: When Healing Hands Harm.” (“Local Matters,” Nov. 1, “Film Targets Caregivers Who Steal Patients’ Meds.”) About 450 copies of the film have been distributed to health-care facilities and law-enforcement agencies across the state. Both Robin and Johnson were under investigation before the release of Sorrell’s public-awareness film. �

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BURLINGTON — Conflicting conceptions of community development are colliding in the Old North End, with landlords and Progressives arrayed on one side and historic-preservation advocates dug in on the other. The flashpoint is the potential listing of some 400 homes as historic properties. A seven-member citizens’ advisory council was due to decide, on Nov. 21, whether to ask the Vermont Division of Historic Preservation to confer that designation. Deeming a set of houses “historic” might seem an unobjectionable move. “It’s largely an honorary thing,” says Sue Jamele, a division official who oversees site and structure surveys such as the one carried out in the Old North End earlier this year. “It’s a way of expressing community pride.” Several parts of Burlington, including North St., are already

stock and to promote job opportunities in Burlington’s least affluent neighborhood. Prohibitions against certain types of renovation are serving to intensify gentrification pressures, warns Bill Bissonette, who owns about 150 apartments in the Old North End. “Rents will rise, the more costs you bring to the table,” he says. Bissonette cites the example of a home he owns at the corner of North and Murray streets. He wanted to replace the building’s 120-year-old wooden siding with an engineered material known as Hardiboard. “It’s a very attractive product” that would cut his maintenance costs in half by reducing the need for periodic repaintings, Bissonette says. The home is subject to the design-review process, however, and city planners have ruled that Hardiboard was not an acceptable

landlords were told eight years ago that North Street’s historic-district designation would have no effect on their properties. “And look what’s happened,” he says. “Being on the list doesn’t alone impose conditions,” adds Monte. “But how local boards interpret what’s allowed becomes the critical thing, as well as a source of potential conflict.” O’Neil suggests that Old North End homeowners may be overreacting to a designation that would help preserve a “particular community identity that most Old North End residents do want to retain. “It’s always a problem that some people see preservation as a diminution of their property rights,” O’Neil says. Burlington strives to protect its many historic resources, she says, adding, “It’s true that you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting something his-

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listed on the National Register of Historic Places. Such a citation makes an area eligible for federal funding of preservation initiatives, and helps localities protect buildings considered significant to a neighborhood’s history and character. In addition, “historic preservation is a very important economic development tool,” says Mary O’Neil, the city’s preservation planner. She notes that the listing of North St. as a historic district served as “the doorway for the federal money” that covered most of the cost of resuscitating the Old North End’s main artery. But some neighborhood homeowners complain that the Burlington Planning Department’s design-review process involves highly restrictive interpretations of what alterations are permissible within a historic district. “The amount of blowback from the Old North End is getting pretty serious,” observes Michael Monte, head of the city’s Community and Economic Development Office. CEDO has long been active in efforts to upgrade the housing

form of siding within the historic district. Bissonette is appealing that decision. Similarly, design-reviewers denied Josephine Turner permission to demolish five garages on properties she owns on Elmwood Ave. “They look fine from the front,” says Turner, adding that the decades-old structures are actually close to collapsing. The cost of hiring engineers, and an attorney to contest the city’s decision is threatening to drive her into bankruptcy, contends Turner, a 70-year-old Williston resident. “It’s like living in Russia,” she grumbles. “You’re not allowed to do anything with your property.” Turner says her lawyer is negotiating an agreement with the city that may allow her to tear down three or four of the five garages. The pending addition of hundreds of homes to the state’s historic register worries Old North End property owners. They acknowledge that the state listing by itself doesn’t result in any new rules governing exterior alterations. But Bissonette recalls that he and other

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were distressed to discover a number of discrepancies in his research. They also found medical professionals who questioned his father’s research and methods. The younger Heimlich now accuses the elder of secretly trying to “ruin the careers” of other researchers who disagreed with him or his findings. Peter Heimlich, who admits he’s not a physician, has set up a website — http://medfraud.info — to expose his father’s alleged fraud. In interviews and on his website, Peter Heimlich claims his father fabricated a 1982 study on the ineffectiveness of back blows, which Dr. Heimlich often referred to publicly as “death blows,” because he claimed they can drive an airway obstruction deeper into the esophagus. While Peter Heimlich doesn’t deny that the Heimlich maneuver is an effective method for saving the life of a choking victim, he’s been on a national media crusade recently to expose his father, especially his continued advocacy of the use of the Heimlich maneuver for near-drowning victims, a practice he says “is not only useless, [but] can kill you.” Why such vicious and personal attacks on his own flesh and blood? Peter Heimlich compares himself to D a v i d

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The Red Cross has determined there’s no evidence the Heimlich maneuver works better than back blows. several sharp blows to the back, right between the shoulder blades, with the heel of the hand. If this doesn’t clear the obstructed airway, “abdominal thrusts” should be tried next, alternating with repeated back blows, until the person breathes freely or loses consciousness. The American Red Cross now teaches both procedures as part of its CPR and first-aid classes, and is currently revising the informational posters, pamphlets and wallet cards it gives out to restaurants and the general public. And, in keeping with the advice of most national emergency-responder agencies, the Heimlich maneuver is no longer advised as useful or beneficial for helping a near-drowning victim. Why the switch? According to Higgins, the Red Cross reviews its first-aid protocols every five years, and it determined recently there’s no evidence the Heimlich maneuver works better than back blows. Interestingly, the Red Cross doesn’t even call it the “Heimlich maneuver” anymore, but uses the more anatomically descriptive “abdominal thrusts.” Higgins explains that the name was changed to reflect how the procedure works physiologically. But according to someone who’s also quite familiar with the procedure, and with Dr. Heimlich himself — his son, Peter Heimlich — the change is a result of growing questions about the maneuver’s safety and effectiveness, as well as the credentials of Dr. Heimlich himself. Bluntly put, the younger Heimlich has repeatedly accused his father of being “a fraud” and “one of history’s great medical charlatans,” while also dismissing his lifetime’s medical research as “completely bogus.” Peter Heimlich also accuses his father of stealing credit for the maneuver, which he claims was actually invented by another researcher. Dr. Heimlich and the Heimlich Institute of Cincinnati stand behind the maneuver as the most effective method for dealing with choking and neardrowning incidents, according to family spokesman Bob Kraft. He dismisses Peter Heimlich’s charges against his father as the ranting of a son who’s been “seriously estranged” from the rest of his family for at least five years. Apparently, the Heimlich family feud has been brewing for some time. In an interview with Seven Days from his home in suburban Atlanta, Peter Heimlich says that he and his wife, Karen Schulman, first began researching his father’s career in 2001 and

Kaczynski, who turned his brother in to the FBI when he suspected him of being the famed “Unibomber.” Ted Kaczynski killed three people and injured 29 with mail bombs from the late 1970s to early 1990s. “Despite universal condemnation” of the Heimlich procedure for drowning victims, Peter Heimlich says, “my father simply won’t stop promoting his destructive theory. People trust him because of his famous name, and they don’t understand the medical issues . . . Karen and I didn’t want anyone else hurt, so we started speaking out.” Dr. Heimlich, now 87, no longer practices medicine or gives press interviews. However, according to Kraft, the Heimlich maneuver is credited with saving “well over 50,000 lives” in its 30 years of public use. Kraft points out that the American Heart Association still recommends abdominal thrusts as the first line of attack for choking victims. And, while he admits that the medical community has largely discredited the procedure’s appropriateness for drowning victims, the Heimlich Institute still advocates its use. As for the potentially slanderous attacks on Dr. Heimlich by his son, Kraft says Dr. Heimlich has no plans to file suit, noting only that Dr. Heimlich and his wife “are at the end of their lives and they’re extremely sad that the relationship with one of their sons has gone so poisonous.” Kraft won’t speculate about why the American Red Cross recently changed its first-aid choking protocol, except to say that “Dr. Heimlich kind of barnstormed the procedure, and I think he angered the Red Cross officials, so there’s bad blood there.” No pun intended. Mike Higgins at the northern Vermont chapter of the Red Cross says he’s never heard about the bad blood in the Heimlich family. As for whether abdominal thrusts or back blows work better, he recommends using whichever one works. �

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need to be selective when they consider which basics in a firstyear class will best serve as building blocks for further culinary progression. Yes, the Montpelier cafeteria is a bargain and a great experience for the students and local people who decide to visit, however, I know of very few who would be thrilled to drive 40 minutes at $2.15 a gallon to eat at a college cafeteria. Next time, consider reviewing some of the fantastic up-and-coming restaurants throughout our state that actually merit one’s time and capital. Corey S. Burdick BURLINGTON

WHO’S THE DOPE? I take exception to Cecil Adams’ reference to the position of theism — the belief that evolution can be attributed to a higher power — as “wishy-washy” in the “The Straight Dope” column on November 8. As a person of the Christian faith, I struggled for years to reconcile my deep belief in a biblical God with the irrefutable evidence of evolution. After years of higher education and rational thought, I decided that the creation story, as wonderfully symbolic as it is, is just that — a story. Mr. Adams seems to believe that theists are simply trying to please both creationists and naturalists, as if they were a political group trying to win votes. This is at best dismissive; at worst, it perpetuates the myth that you cannot be a true “believer” unless you take all of the Bible’s writings literally. I don’t believe the Earth is less than 10,000 years old any more than I believe that Noah managed to fit (much less amass) two of every animal on the planet onto a boat no bigger than a cruise ship. Yet to imply that this is grounds for turning my back on my faith is ludicrous. If there is a divine being capable of creating a planet teeming with complex life forms and processes, why wouldn’t that same being be capable of devising an evolutionary process to achieve that end? The stories of the Bible are rife with symbolism and themes of reconciliation. We “theists” are merely applying these themes to the world in which we live. Peter J. Olson ESSEX JUNCTION

COTS SHOT What a travesty that COTS is facing! It’s so appalling that an agency renowned for its leadership, tenacity and innovation when finding solutions to end homelessness has stooped to the level of being so hostile towards the COTS employees. These are the people who are seeing and experiencing the strain of homelessness, and are the victims of administrators who are so totally out of touch that they had “no idea” and were “surprised” that the majority of employees were organizing until recently (a predicament that, indeed, does not happen overnight). The irony thickens further because this is an organization that also advocates for so many people in the com-

munity that when the workers try to advocate for themselves, they are ignored and pushed aside by their own employer (who is also supposedly prounion). In the end, this is an important lesson: Practice what you preach, or it’ll come back at you. Eric Sharp BURLINGTON

PRESUMED GUILTY? Prior to July, 1776, the American colonists lived under laws that allowed King George or his agents to imprison someone without cause, to deny them legal counsel or contact with friends and family. From the king’s perspective, and in the name of justice and the protection of the interests of the Crown, you were presumed guilty until proven innocent. I have often stood aghast as our twice “elected” new King George, in the interests of the Crown . . . er . . . United States, has taken us back 230 years and done the same to U.S. citizens and foreigners alike. They in Guantanamo and in secret prisons around the world are presumed guilty. Now we here in Burlington have our “anonymous cop.” He, in spite of writing to the contrary, shows no respect for the law. I am speaking, of course, of the law that presumes a person innocent until proven guilty. His law, rather, is a thinly veiled vigilantism. It is a “Bush League” law. The only things missing are the white hoods. Shame on you, Seven Days, for your anonymous vigilante journalism. Tom Barber

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Dear Cecil, Where did the idea come from that the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden was an apple? Genesis just says “fruit.” Does Jewish tradition have it as an apple, or is it strictly a Christian thing? Come to think of it, the fruit of discord of the Greek goddess Eris was also an apple. Why are apples considered to be the troublemakers of the produce world? Sluggo, via email The apple’s many admirers like to portray it as a symbol of wholesomeness — apple cheeks, an apple for teacher and so forth. Don’t be deceived. This is a fruit with a history. Let’s review the story. Genesis depicts Adam and Eve leading the plush life in Eden. They may eat fruit from any tree except one, “the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.” Unsurprisingly, they eat the forbidden fruit and are expelled from paradise. As you suggest, the original Hebrew says only “fruit,” but in latter-day Western art ranging from serious religious painting to about a million cartoons, the item in question is invariably depicted as an apple. But it wasn’t always. Early rabbis suggested the fruit was: • the fig, because the next verse mentions sewing together fig leaves to make loincloths; • grapes, which later cause trouble for Noah, not to mention many other vino lovers; • the citron, a lemonlike fruit which in Hebrew is etrog, a pun on ragag, “desire”; • wheat, khitah in Hebrew and thus a pun on khet, “sin” — a stretch, considering wheat isn’t a fruit and doesn’t grow on trees; or • the carob, because in Hebrew its name puns on the word for “destruction.” Many modern scholars think the author(s) of the text had the pomegranate in mind. Genesis doesn’t mention apples, but Proverbs 25:11 says a timely word is like apples of gold in a setting of silver. More significantly, in the Song of Solomon the apple is an erotic symbol indicating sweetness, desire and the female breast, which gives you an idea how things are starting to go, metaphorwise. Early Christian scholars often took the forbidden fruit to be an apple, possibly because of the irresistible pun suggested by the Latin malum, which means both “apple” and “evil.” At least one early Latin translation of the Bible uses “apple” instead of “fruit.” A contributing factor no doubt was that apples were a lot more popular in Europe than in the Middle East, where it’s generally too hot for them to thrive. It wasn’t just Christians who picked up on the apple’s racy side. The most famous apple of Greek myth is the one you cite, the gold apple labeled “To the fairest” that Eris, goddess of discord, throws among the guests at a wedding party, leading to the judgment of Paris (he has to choose whether Hera, Aphrodite or Athena is the most beautiful) and

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ultimately to the Trojan War. You get the picture: Apples may look good, but they’re trouble. Christian scholars knew the Greek myths and adapted many to their new religion. Still, the apple wasn’t the unanimous choice for forbidden fruit. Carved depictions of Adam and Eve with apples are found in early Christian catacombs and on sarcophagi. The apple was the favored representation of the forbidden fruit in Christian art in France and Germany beginning around the 12th century. But Byzantine and Italian artists tended to go with the fig. In fact, you can read Christian iconography as a long, twilight struggle between figs and apples over which is the alpha temptation symbol. The apple has a lot to recommend it: red (blood) or golden (greed), round (fertility) and sweet-tasting (desire). The fig, on the other hand, has a certain phallic look, noted as far back as the ancient Greeks, who, admittedly, thought everything looked phallic. By the Renaissance, almost simultaneously we have Albrecht Dürer depicting Adam and Eve and the serpent with an apple (1504, 1507), and Michelangelo equipping the same cast with figs on the Sistine Chapel ceiling (circa 1510). Ultimately the apple prevailed. In Areopagitica (1644), Milton explicitly described the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil as an apple, and that was pretty much the ball game. Islamic tradition, however, commonly represents the forbidden fruit as the fig or olive. A related question: what’s meant by the “knowledge of good and evil”? Take your pick: • Ethical discrimination, knowing right from wrong. One problem with this interpretation: If Adam and Eve had no knowledge of right and wrong before eating the fruit, how would they know disobedience was wrong? • Knowledge of sex. The first thing Adam and Eve do after their snack is realize they’re naked. • Knowledge, period. In this view, “good and evil” is an encompassing bookend phrase, like “A to Z.” Having tasted of the tree, mankind wants to know everything. In any event, the gist is clear: knowledge = the loss of innocence; ignorance = bliss. CECIL ADAMS

Is there something you need to get straight? Cecil Adams can deliver the Straight Dope on any topic. Write Cecil Adams at the Chicago Reader, 11 E. Illinois, Chicago, IL 60611, or email him at cecil@chireader.com.

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old son died after a lengthy illness. Prosecutors said Snyder hoped the published obituary would get him time off from work. His plan went awry, however, when people who read the obit and knew the teenager spotted him at a Waterloo restaurant and notified authorities.

Avoirdupois Follies Salt Lake City fire investigators blamed a fire at the Garner Funeral Home on a 600-pound man being cremated, explaining that his body fluids seeped out onto the floor and ignited. “Those fluids can be very flammable. Sort of like a grease fire,” fire official Scott Freitag said, indicating that the man’s weight resulted in significantly more fluids than usual. • Appetite suppressants are ineffective, according to a report in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Science, because

get out of their car and walk to pick up their food. The Times also reported that Kelly Brownell, director of the Rudd Center for Food Policy and Obesity at Yale University, and his colleagues asked more than 3000 fat people how they responded to stigmatization and discrimination because of their weight. Almost everyone said they ate more.

Rage-a-holics Unanimous After exchanging insults in an Internet chatroom, Paul Gibbons, 47, tracked down John Jones and beat him up with a pickaxe handle. Terming it Britain’s first “webrage” attack, London police said Gibbons, who admitted driving 70 miles to confront Jones for spreading rumors about him, was able to identify his victim using personal information that Jones had posted online.

Disrespected Safety Device of the Week After a cell block flooded at the county jail in Fort Pierce, Fla., sheriff ’s reports charged inmate Jan Nickerson, 41, who was observed standing on the toilet in her cell “cutting her hair weave on the nozzle part of the sprinkler head.” Officials believe Nickerson was cutting her weave to sell for commissary items. Nickerson denied cutting her weave on the sprinkler head, insisting that she was hanging underwear on the sprinkler to dry when water started dripping from it. • A thousand gallons of water poured into an arts center in Ashland, Ky., after a contestant in the Miss Ashland Area Scholarship Pageant hung her dress from a sprinkler head on the ceiling to remove the wrinkles. “There was all this water flowing down from the ceiling, and all these pageant contestants standing around, some in curlers, some holding their dresses,” said Cindy Collins, director of operations at the Paramount Arts Center, which suffered an estimated $30,000 in damage.

Kosher Follies After Orthodox Jewish rabbis in Australia told journalist Ros Reines four days before her son’s bar mitzvah that the boy hadn’t been properly circumcised and therefore was not Jewish, she refused a second circumcision. “He’s undoubtedly circumcised. It’s just a matter of degree,” she said. Ritual circumciser Dr. Herschel Goldman told the Australian Jewish News that a proper circumcision requires the whole head of the penis to be revealed when erect. Declaring, “Those people have gone mad with power,” Reines insisted that if the boy had been in Nazi Germany, he would certainly have been “consigned to the ovens.”

• An Orthodox Jewish synagogue proposed stringing fishing line between lampposts and sign poles for several miles through the California beachfront communities of Santa Monica, Venice and Marina del Rey to create a religious boundary known as an eruv. Orthodox Jews within the eruv can consider themselves to be “at home” on the Sabbath, even while they are spending the day at the beach. The Los Angeles Times reported that a website touting the socalled L.A. Coastal Eruv said the project would also boost local tourism, making Venice “an ideal vacation spot for Sabbathobserving tourists.”

Hospitality Meccas Iraqi Kurds are building a $300 million airport in Irbil, hoping the mountain region will become a tourist haven, as well as a refueling stop for international airlines between Europe and Asia or Australia. Kurdistan Regional Government Civil Aviation Director Zaid Zwain said he hopes the airport’s 3-mile runway will also become a backup landing strip for NASA space shuttles that need to make emergency landings. “If you have any trouble,” Zwain told a U.S. delegation, “you can land here free of charge.” • Iran said it would offer cash incentives to travel agencies to encourage tourists to visit the country. “Iran’s tourism department will pay $20 per person to those who attract European or American tourists to the country,” said Mohammed Sharif Malakzadeh, deputy head of the department, adding that visitors from other countries would earn travel agents $10 for each tourist.

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llen Willis peered. Maybe it was shyness, maybe myopia; she was afflicted with both. But she always seemed to be looking away from you and intensely at you, as if to get you in focus. This off-center, out-offocus focus, and the urgent, almost aggressive way in which she listened, could make Ellen a little scary. If you disagreed, you knew you had to think fast, and with extraordinary rigor, to argue your point. But the conversation was an adventure: It went somewhere unexpected. As an editor (I was lucky to be among her writers at The Village Voice in the early 1980s), she demanded the same precision. But she wasn’t bossy. She was like one of those chiropractors who realign you with hardly a touch. Ellen was among the great radical intellectual writers and activists of her generation, the author of scores of seminal essays and the founder of several radical feminist groups. She died of cancer two weeks ago, at 64. The huge hole her death leaves in the world makes me know what that peering gaze was: clairvoyance. Not the prognosticating kind, though she was reliably years ahead of most everyone’s thinking. I mean, literally clear-seeing. Whatever she turned her attention to — from Bob Dylan to terrorism, Deep Throat to the Democratic Party, marriage to LSD — she illuminated anew. The first of her three essay collections was called, appropriately, Beginning to See the Light. Ellen was seeking something she once called Reality — capital R. Reality was a combination of certain unchanging principles and the sped-up spectacle of real people, real life, realpolitik. At her memorial, in New York on November 12, her husband, the sociologist and labor activist Stanley Aronowitz, called her “a spontaneous philosopher.” But abstraction held little interest for her. “She never read the fancy stuff,”

Ellen called herself a democratic socialist; she proudly called herself a feminist. But at heart, she was a utopian. Stanley continued. “She’d say to me, ‘In 25 words or less, tell me what Walter Benjamin was about.’” Ellen was the best kind of journalist: She scoped the scene, then figured out what was happening. Each of her pieces is witty and aphoristic, thorny to grapple with, silky to read. Before any other intellectual either left or right, Ellen took popular culture seriously; she was The New Yorker’s first rock critic. But that seriousness came from joy. She adored mysteries, tabloids and, most of all, rock ’n’ roll. She never looked more blissful than when she was dancing. She was not embarrassed to use the word ecstasy. For Ellen, pleasure and happiness were basic human rights, the alpha and omega of politics. “The power of the ecstatic moment — this is what freedom is like, this is what love could be, this is what happens when the boundaries are gone — is precisely the power to reimagine the world,” she wrote, “to reclaim a human identity that’s neither victim nor oppressor.” But pleasure could not flourish without freedom, so political struggle could not end with economic security or even justice. “Freedom was her criterion,” said Stanley. “You could talk to her about health care in Cuba, and she’d say, ‘That’s nice, people have health care in Cuba. But are they free?” “Poli Psy” is a monthly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Judith Levine, email levine@sevendaysvt.com.

This unwavering championship of freedom — and of culture, sex and unconscious emotion as central to politics — often put Ellen at the margins of the movements she felt closest to. She critiqued authoritarianism and Puritanism wherever she found them. Yes, in the religious right, but also in left anti-consumerism and feminist campaigns to outlaw pornography. And while she deplored Israel’s Palestinian policies, she also decried what she saw as left-wing antisemitism. Ellen could be cranky with her comrades, no question. But dissatisfaction didn’t lead to disaffection. “The struggle for freedom, pleasure, transcendence is not just an individual matter,” she wrote. “The social system that . . . as far as possible channels our desires, is antagonistic to that struggle; to change this requires collective effort.” In 1969, with Shulamith Firestone, Ellen founded the radical feminist group Redstockings; in 1978, with a dozen New York women (including me), the proabortion-rights street-theater group No More Nice Girls. At her death, she was directing the culturalreporting program that she had founded in 1995 in the journalism department at New York University. When the graduate students went on strike, Ellen, a fierce unionist, taught her classes off campus. Ellen called herself a democratic socialist; she proudly called herself a feminist. But at heart, she was a utopian. “For most of my politically conscious life, the idea of social transformation has been the great taboo of American politics,” she wrote in a review of Russell Jacoby’s Utopian Thought for an Anti-Utopian Age. “From the smug 1950s to the post-Reagan era, in which a bloodied and cowed left has come to regard a kinder, gentler capitalism as its highest aspiration, this anti-utopian trend has been interrupted only by the brief but intense flare-up of visionary politics known as ‘the ’60s.’ Yet that short-lived, anomalous upheaval has had a more profound effect on my thinking about the possibilities of politics than the following three decades of reaction. The reason is not . . . that I am stuck in a time warp, nursing a romantic attachment to my youth, and so determined to idealize a period that admittedly had its politically dicey moments. Rather, as I see it, the enduring interest of this piece of history lies precisely in its spectacular departure from the norm. It couldn’t happen, according to the reigning intellectual currents of the ’50s, but it did.” Ellen’s quest for “it” — the utopian moment, the

truly radical change — was a meandering journey. “She was always seeking the burning tip, the place where political life is alive with desire,” wrote her dear friend and comrade Ann Snitow, “and that place was always changing.” So she kept retracing her steps, scouting new routes to the same goals, or new goals. A year before her death, at a discussion group in New York, Ellen shocked everyone in the room, myself included, by suggesting that feminist abortion politics had run its course. Once, it was the focal point — that “burning tip” — of a demand for sexual freedom. But liberals had turned liberation into “choice.” The only life-and-death passion left on the subject was on the other side. Maybe we should move our freedom fighting somewhere else, she ventured. She waited until the gasps had died down, and then, always the pragmatist, suggested: How about international politics? As far and wide as Ellen’s gaze turned, it also stayed close to her own desires and demons. In 1976, the long, strange trip took her to Israel, where, to the alarm of his secular family, her brother had joined an Orthodox Jewish sect (he is now a rabbi). She spent a month talking to Michael and his rabbi, and hanging around with the women in his community. Reality and happiness were not just her personal grails, she discovered; they were at the top rung of Jewish law. She found herself reconsidering everything: her life of friends and movies, sex and work, even her beloved freedom. “What was the point of sitting home scratching symbols on paper, adding my babblings to a world already overloaded with information?” she mused in Next Year in Jerusalem. Why not follow her brother’s path? Re-reading that piece last week, I already knew the end of the story. Ellen would return to New York and over the next three decades become a leading intellectual and activist, a proud and loving mother, a loyal friend and comrade, and a generous mentor to many of America’s feistiest journalists. Still, I felt a moment of retrospective terror. What if Ellen had become an Orthodox Jew, applying her sui generis mind and heart to the fight for Jewish women’s education, for changes inside the family and synagogue? Judaism would no doubt be richer for it. But the rest of the world — the world where I live — would have been infinitely the poorer. Where would we have been without Ellen Willis? Where will we be now? m

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and extended families waited, nearly as impotent, in their suburban homes for news — and for the worst. Stone has been praised for leaving what Time’s Richard Schickel called his “sometimes loopy political opinions” on the cutting-room floor. New York Times critic A.O. Scott wrote, admiringly, “In the Sept. 11 of World Trade Center, feeling transcends politics.” But when the politics-and-historyobsessed Oliver Stone makes the first major film about the signal event in modern American political history and leaves out politics and history, he’s telling us something. Intentionally or not, Stone is clueing us in to the ways September 11 has been interpreted and reproduced — shot, edited and screened — for public consumption. Like American politics since Reagan, this most global of public events has been shrunk to a collection of family tragedies. And the feelings we are encouraged — even permitted — to have are private. From the first hours, the Bushies have done their best to shape the 9/11 Experience into a collective emotion. They call it “patriotism.” But patriotism does not mean, to them, participation in the public forum of democracy or defense of the nation. It means keeping our heads down and our mouths shut while the police round up “suspects” (14,000 at last

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count). It means tending our own gardens while we trust a secretive, all-powerful cabal in the Oval Office to defend the “homeland” — and, of course, to “protect our children.” The chief emotion necessary for this passive consent is terror, which is produced by the War on Terror in order to justify the means of defeating it. Terror of an enemy who is allegedly everywhere, though, is a strangely private feeling: You experience it, by yourself, while

While citizenship was reduced to consumerism, loss would be translated to household economics. But if the Times was mourning each aborted life equally, the federal 9/11 Compensation Fund was calculating its value in potential future earnings. Stockbrokers were worth more than busboys, and only “real” families qualified. Not until 2003 did the fund approve a payment to the female partner of a woman killed at the Pentagon.

The feelings we are encouraged — even permitted — to have about 9/11 are private. boarding a plane or watching TV at home. It’s also a feeling antagonistic to resistance or action, which, after all, would entail leaving our fortresses and going out into the street. Who would do that when suicide bombers are lurking in every public place? Unauthorized emotions (or thoughts) that leak out are swiftly censured. The week after the attacks, Susan Sontag suggested in The New Yorker that our grief should not make us “stupid.” Precisely when they should be thinking self-critically about why the U.S. is despised by much of the world, she wrote, our public officials set themselves the opposite task: national “confidencebuilding and grief management.” Politics — “which entails disagreement, which promotes candor — has been replaced by psychotherapy.” Perhaps psychotherapy was the wrong word. Sedation is more like it. Or civil commitment. Sontag was roundly denounced as a wingnut, even a terrorist sympathizer. How were we to feel about the September 11 victims? We were not only to pity but to admire them. Within days they were “heroes,” within weeks nearly saints. The Times ran a series of mini-eulogies. Each subject was good, each beloved. The sexist brats on the trading floor were rewritten as fun-loving scamps; the boring accountants ran quiet and deep. Every Little League coach deserved to be admitted to the Hall of Parental Fame. And what could we do to demonstrate our solidarity? Our leaders offered the most private, inward, “family-centered” of acts: Go shopping!

As things are going, we may be unable even to remember collectively. At Ground Zero, the monument is hopelessly tangled in the domestic squabbles of the 9/11 Families. Intended as a place of public remembrance, it will be a vast family cemetery plot. And now comes World Trade Center the film, the first serious popular-culture eulogy. Should we be surprised that it is not about terrorism or even terror, but about specific, personal fear? Not about ideology or religion (though Jesus makes an appearance, looking like a large halogen bulb shining in the viewer’s eyes), nor about capitalism, militarism or patriotism? Not about the world, the United States or even, really, New York City? Like the official story of 9/11, the film is about faith in family and fidelity in love, especially marital love. About to succumb to death, Officer McLoughlin is saved by a vision of his wife, floating above him, sexily nagging him to finish the kitchen renovation. I watched World Trade Center alone in an empty theater. I cringed each time the rubble rained down on the buried men, shook with frustration when the families were given false information, wept when they were reunited. Then I emerged into an empty lobby and onto the treeless Maple Tree Place mall. As if a neutron bomb had dropped, there was no trace of human life except for the chain stores and restaurants. But I didn’t feel like shopping, or even talking to a waiter to give him my order. I had had a satisfying consumer experience. I had “felt” 9/11 — in private. m

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orget Turkey Trots, long walks in the woods and praying for an early opening day at Killington. One of the best ways to torch the excesses of Thanksgiving dinner is cross-country skiing, which burns up to 1200 calories per hour. Sure, the snow has to fly first. But cross-country ski trail designer John Morton of Thetford Center is finding new ways around fickle Mother Nature, planning paths that hold the white stuff when it falls and providing other recreational options when it doesn’t. A former competitive Nordic skier, biathlete and coach who’s participated in seven Olympic Winter Games, Morton, 60, travels around Vermont and the nation charting new courses. A classic and skate skier himself, he’s helped configure trails everywhere from Denali National Park and Preserve in Alaska to the Kingdom Trails near East Burke, Vermont, along with playgrounds for dozens of private landowners. Morton is also the author of A Medal of Honor, a cross-country skiing novel whose sequel he’s writing in between tramping new trails. (Though he admits that global warming makes the long-term future of Nordic skiing “anybody’s guess,” Morton assures us that his primary livelihood is intact.) Just before speaking at the annual meeting of the Catamount Trail Association in Bolton, Morton shared with Seven Days his thoughts on Nordic networks. SEVEN DAYS: How did you get into crosscountry skiing? JOHN MORTON: I grew up in southern New Hampshire, and I skied a little bit in the back yard, but I never had any kind of instruction until high school. My junior year, the Eastern championships were at Middlebury, and one of our cross-country skiers got injured and the coach needed a warm body to replace him. He said, “Morton, why don’t you take his place?” Basically, it was because I had the same shoe size. And I actually did OK. Then I went to Middlebury for college, and Bobo Sheehan, who was this legendary coach, said: “Hot“Fit to Live” is a monthly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Sarah Tuff, email tuff@sevendaysvt.com.

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shot Alpine skiers are a dime a dozen. If you want to ski for Middlebury, you gotta learn how to ski cross-country.” SD: What about the trail design? JM: The fellow that hired me as a coach at Dartmouth later became a Nordic consultant, and [he] had a project out in Minnesota and said, “I want to pick your brain about this biathlon range.” When he passed away, there was a little bit of void — Nordic trail design is a tiny niche — and I was able to fill it. SD: What are some of the most memorable courses you’ve designed? JM: Probably the one in [South] Korea, for the winter World University Games in 1997. The Koreans took us around and showed us about 10 different possible locations, and one of the places had beautiful terrain, but there was a village of a couple hundred houses. We said, “What about all these houses?” And they said, “Oh, we’ll move them!” Luckily, they ultimately picked a different location. I’ve also had several really rewarding projects up in Maine, one in Fort Kent and one in Presque Isle, that have since hosted major international events. SD: How about here in Vermont? I know you designed Morse Farm. JM: Yeah, that was a lot of fun; I really enjoyed that. Burr Morse is this classic Vermont character, very savvy, and he’ll joke about the fact that he used to milk cows and now he milks tourists. He is a very hard worker, and as soon as I got the trails designed, he was out there cutting them and building them himself. I spent some time last summer working out at Trapp Family Lodge; they have some wonderful plans for enhancing and expanding their Nordic capabilities, very exciting plans. I also did a nice trail for Lamoille Union High School in Hyde Park.

SD: What’s the minimum amount of land one would need to build a cross-country ski trail? JM: There’s almost no minimum — there have been really nifty trails that people have on 4 or 5 acres. It depends on the terrain. I have 65 acres, and a trail that’s probably 3-and-a-half kilometers, but much of the property is a bog or wetland, and that’s problematic in terms of trail design. You don’t want to disrupt the environment. You have to think about usable acreage — some people have such steep land that, in reality, it’s not practical. SD: What’s the largest project you’ve done? JM: I did a trail for a fellow in northern New Hampshire who had leased the recreation rights from International Paper for 25,000 acres, and he wanted to do a series of hut-to-hut trails and was putting up yurts. SD: Was that daunting? JM: Yeah. Oftentimes I’ll look at a map and say, “We’ve got a couple of logging roads here and the boundaries are marked.” I don’t bother bringing a compass or GPS or anything like that. On that project, there were days when I thought, “Where the heck am I? I’m a long way from my truck.” SD: What’s the toughest trail, in terms of skiing it, that you’ve designed? JM: I was asked to design the descent from the top of Oak Hill, the crosscountry ski course Dartmouth uses in Hanover. The available space for the descent was very limited, so the trail is quite challenging. With ideal snow conditions the descent is a blast, but with marginal snow, hard-pack or ice, it can be a white-knuckle experience. SD: And I read that you like to fool skiers when they’re going

uphill on a trail? JM: Yeah, I think one of the goals is to try to make the uphills manageable, so people don’t have this sense of dread and drudgery about the climb, and then to make the downhill worth it. SD: How much do you get to ski the trails you’ve designed? JM: That’s the really fun part of my job. I try to incorporate that into my winter activities. But lately it’s been a matter of trying to keep aware of what trails have decent skiing conditions — it’s a little tricky. SD: So how has the weather, like last season’s lack of snow, affected you as a trail designer? JM: I often tell potential clients that if a trail is well designed for cross-country skiing, you can get by with a lot less snow. If it’s well designed and well built, you can groom it and ski on it with 8 or 10 inches of snow. SD: What are some of the design factors that would help to hold snow? JM: Designing the trails wider, so the snow that falls actually reaches the ground — it’s not held up in the canopy of the trees. I also try to avoid slopes that face the southern sunshine, and I’m mindful of open fields and pastures that are going to be windblown. SD: Are there any telltale signs for this winter’s snow? JM: Oh, boy. I just attended a conference of the Cross Country Ski Areas Association, and the final speaker was a scientist who does core samples in glaciers, and it didn’t sound like good news. All of the evidence points toward more warming and less snow. SD: But luckily your trails can be used for other sports, too? Like mountain biking and trail running? JM: Yeah, exactly. m

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Laurie David gets the public hot and bothered about global warming aurie David’s daily reality is all about record heat waves, melting glaciers, rising sea levels, migrating deadly viruses and catastrophic storms. It’s lucky for her she married a professional comedian, she says, or her life might become a major downer. David, 48, is the wife of writer/actor/producer Larry David, of “Seinfeld� and “Curb Your Enthusiasm� fame. But pegging her identity solely to the guy who produced a “show about nothing� doesn’t do justice to her own considerable work, notably as producer of the hit documentary An Inconvenient Truth. Riding a successful career in the entertainment industry — for years she was David Letterman’s talent coordinator — Laurie David became a leading champion of the fight against global warming. Last year she launched the “Stop Global Warming Virtual March,� an online petition that’s already enlisted more than a half-million members worldwide. She also produced the 2005 comedy special “Earth to America!� and this year’s HBO documentary, “Too Hot Not to Handle,� both of which address the issue of global climate change. These days, David has a book out entitled The Solution Is You: Stop Global Warming — An Activist’s Guide, which is the focus of her upcoming talk this week at the University of Vermont. Seven Days spoke to her by phone from Los Angeles, where she asked the first question: “What’s the weather like in Vermont?�

Told that it was rainy and unseasonably warm, David took the opportunity to launch into her sales pitch. “Hello? It’s warm for L.A. in November, too,� she griped, with an inflection that bespoke her Long Island roots. “It’s, like, 85 degrees here. It’s insane! Something’s going on, people!� She proceeded to hammer the issue home by talking about how global warming will affect Vermont’s ski industry, maple syrup production and tourism. That’s part of David’s strategy — bringing the problem and its solutions home to everyday people, making global warming a personal responsibility for each of us. Unlike some activists, who bury their audiences in dizzying statistics, David doesn’t dwell on the scientific minutiae of climate destabilization. Instead, she says, her goal is to “permeate popular culture� with the fundamentals of global warming until the information is ubiquitous and can no longer be ignored. David recently founded the Detroit Project, whose aim is to encourage U.S. automakers to increase the fuel efficiency of their cars. She occasionally takes her message to the streets, literally, by confronting drivers of gas-guzzling Hummers, much to the chagrin of her husband. “Larry supports me fully in everything I do,� David says. “But he’s had problems along the way whenever he feels his own personal safety is at risk.�

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SEVEN DAYS: Is it safe to assume you’re pleased with the results of the recent election? LAURIE DAVID: That is very safe to assume. It’s so critical that this happened. We’re going from having someone who I think is an insane politician, Jim Inhofe (ROK), who says global warming is a hoax, despite the fact that thousands of world experts tell him otherwise . . . and now we’ve got Barbara Boxer (D-CA). One of the first things she’s going to do is hold global warming hearings. I am thrilled. SD: Tell me how your own personal epiphany on global warming came about. Was it a single incident? LD: It was a moment in time, actually. I became a mom. I had a child and the child was colicky. She was in a stroller and I was walking around my neighborhood, and it happened to coincide with the explosion in SUVs. Every single person I knew was buying an SUV. And I understood that these were very low-mileage vehicles, which meant double the global warming pollution. And it terrified me. So I started to read everything I could about it . . . and decided I had to get active.

The truth is, we’re all guilty and we all have to be part of the solution. LAURIE DAVID, PRODUCER, AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH

SD: An Inconvenient Truth must have generated a lot of response. Any surprisses? LD: Actually, there were conservative Republicans and evangelicals who responded in a really positive way to this film. There were conservative reporters who said, “You have to see this film.� There were conservatives who said, “OK, I get it now. This is real.� That was the goal of this film. I’m not interested in preaching to the converted.

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SD: Do you know if President Bush has seen it? LD: He hasn’t seen it. He had a very ungracious response when asked by reporters if he would see it. He said, “I doubt it,� which is so disturbing to me. One of my goals is to try to get his daughters to see it, because if they watch it, they’ll tell him to watch it. I’ve even offered — and the offer is still good — to bring the film to D.C. myself and pop the popcorn and run the projector . . . The inconvenient truth about this film is that you do leave [it] a different person than when you arrived. SD: Your talk at UVM is entitled “Stop Global Warming: The Solution Is You.� Does that mean you’re shifting some of the attention away from change at the national and international level and bringing it to the local level? LD: I think you have to do both, grass tops and grassroots. The truth is, individuals have to change. And then they’re going to want change in their government. There are things we have to do as individuals, as families, as businesses, as a country. They all go hand in hand. This is going to require a monumental shift in attitude with what we accept and what we reject. Stopping global warming is a movement, and it’s got to be as big a movement as we saw in the 1960s, or bigger. How do you build a movement? Person to person.

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SD: When I read your suggestions about how each of us can stop global warming — taking shorter showers, using fewer plastic bags, installing fluorescent bulbs — it feels like we’re polishing the deck chairs on the Titanic. Am I wrong? LD: You are wrong. The truth is, small actions by millions of people are as powerful as it gets. And that’s what we’re shooting for. If we could just corral what we waste and move towards a serious conservation program, we’d be on our way to solving this problem. We’re not going to get there until we look at our own footprint. The truth is, we’re all guilty and we all have to be part of the solution.

SD: When you speak about global warming publicly, do you also discuss it as a human rights and foreign policy issue? LD: It’s the ultimate civil rights issue. It’s the ultimate national security issue. It’s a public health issue. It’s an economic issue. How freaking exciting is it that we could be entering the first clean industrial revolution in 150 years? This is where all the jobs are going to be. This is going to be a mindblowing opportunity for wealth for this country and the world if we get on board with this. By the way, you’ve got big corporations saying they’re addressing this now, and that’s a huge change in the last two years. Wal-Mart and the head of GE said, “Green is green. This is where the money is.�

SD: Isn’t it a big part of the problem that we live in a culture that’s obsessed with consumption and spreading that way of life around the globe? LD: Yes, and that has to change. But there doesn’t have to be a sacrifice. The only sacrifice is if we do nothing. I’m not saying you can’t drive a car or be a consumer. But there are ways to do it that aren’t going to destroy the planet. Detroit could make a 50-mile-pergallon car. They could make a 500-mile-per-gallon car tomorrow. I’m not saying that you shouldn’t have an SUV. I’m saying that your SUV should get 50 miles to the gallon.

SD: How much of that is greenwashing? LD: It’s not greenwashing. WalMart is so far out on a limb on this stuff. Wal-Mart . . . did go to their 600,000 suppliers and say, “You’ve got to reduce your packaging.� They have a commitment to sell 100 million compact fluorescent light bulbs next year. That’s real change. SD: How do you not become cynical and pessimistic in the face of such depressing evidence about global warming? LD: Here’s why. I know hundreds of scientists and environmentalists

and authors who have studied this issue. I know the people who have been deep into this for 30 years. And all of them believe we can solve this. All of them believe it’s not too late. Now, there’s going to come a time when it will be too late, and that’s the moment I don’t want to see. SD: How close are we to the point of no return? LD: The most cautious people on the planet say 10 years, so I say five . . . James Hansen, the scientist at NASA who’s one of my personal heroes, says we’re already guaranteed two degrees of warming for what we’ve already done. But we dare not go above that. SD: Is there any good news to report? LD: The good news is how far we’ve come in the last year in terms of the consciousness of the American people. That’s number one. Number two is this change in Congress . . . The optimist in me believes that some change is going to come while this administration is still in office. They’re going to have to. The fact that the media is covering this issue like they never did before is a huge change. I feel like the American people are at the point where they acknowledge that global warming exists and that humans are causing it. What we really need is everyone demanding solutions.

SD: On a lighter note, is Larry David’s wife on “Curb Your Enthusiasm� based on you? LD: Yes, but she’s nothing like me. That’s his dream wife. If you’re going to have a TV wife, you should make it your dream wife. SD: Now that you walk the walk, are there changes you’ve made at home that Larry bitches about? LD: The biggest one is changing all the paper in the house, like paper towels, napkins and toilet

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An I For an Eye

story: cathy resmer • images: jeb wallace-brodeur

Encouraging victims and offenders to talk about crime — with each other

For years she had found it too painful to consider her daughter’s final hours, but now she was ready — she realized she wanted to know more.

LINDA WHITE SPEAKING AT THE BARRE OPERA HOUSE

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tories about heart-breaking violent crimes have dominated the local media this fall, prompting many Vermonters to wonder how the families of the victims will ever be able to move on. Linda White, whose daughter was raped and murdered in Texas, 20 years ago this week, knows from experience that it’s never easy. White, an adjunct professor of psychology and philosophy at Sam Houston State University, visited Vermont recently to talk about her own family’s incredible journey of healing. In an interview last Thursday before her presentation at the Barre Opera House, White recalls the tragic beginning of her ordeal. It started on November 18, 1986, when her 26-year-old daughter, Cathy, went missing. White, a down-to-earth “sixtysomething” Louisiana native, describes her late daughter as a kind-hearted, vivacious woman. She had a 5-year-old daughter, Ami, and had recently discovered she was two months pregnant; she and the baby’s father had just announced their engagement. When her daughter didn’t return that night, White hoped that maybe she just needed some time alone. Maybe she was getting cold feet about the wedding, or had decided not to have the baby. “Of course,” she says, “if you have the choice of believing that something horrible has happened to your child, or believing that she’s away thinking about something for awhile, you’re going to take option B and not option A.” Five days later, the waiting ended. On November 22, a police officer knocked on White’s door to tell her and her husband that their daughter’s body had been found in a field. Linda White wasn’t home to hear the news. She was out doing errands with Ami. “By the time I got home, four hours later,” she recalls, “everybody was there: our friends, her friends.” As White approached the house, she could see cars through the trees along the family’s winding driveway. “That’s how I knew,” she says quietly, “when I saw all the cars. I knew there wouldn’t be all those cars there if they didn’t know anything.” White drove up to the house to let her granddaughter out, but couldn’t bring herself to leave the car. “I knew as soon as she got into the house, everybody would know I was there, and somebody would come out and tell me,” she explains. “I couldn’t go in. I

couldn’t move. It just was crushing.” White’s husband and one of their two sons emerged from the house to tell her. “My husband said, ‘It’s the worst you could possibly imagine,’” she recalls. “I don’t remember the next words. If he said, ‘She was raped,’ I don’t remember how he said it.” Five days earlier, Cathy had met two 15-year-old boys at a gas station and offered them a ride. Once in the car, the boys, who were armed, led her to a remote area, where they each raped her. Hoping to cover up what they had done, they then shot her four times, and tried to set her hair on fire with the car’s cigarette lighter. It’s still hard for White to talk about this — she pauses frequently, tears in her eyes — but she says discussing the crime has helped her come to terms with it. In fact, one of the most important conversations she’s had on the difficult subject was with Gary Brown, one of Cathy’s killers. In 2001, White and her granddaughter Ami traveled to a prison in Wichita Falls, Texas, where they met with Brown and a trained facilitator. The meeting, known as a “victim-offender mediation” — or, more accurately, a “victim-offender dialogue” — lasted eight hours. At the end, remarkably, all three exchanged hugs and posed for a photo. A film crew taped the emotional encounter, as well as interviews with the participants before and after the process, for a documentary called Meeting With a Killer: One Family’s Journey. The film aired on Court TV in the fall of 2001, and later received an Emmy nomination. Several of Vermont’s 11 community-justice centers sponsored screenings of the film last week in St. Johnsbury, Barre, Brattleboro and White River Junction, and they brought White to Vermont for postscreening discussions. The events commemorated National Restorative Justice Week, which promotes ways in which victims of crime can heal and offenders can repair some of the damage they’ve done. Coincidentally, the screenings took place as the state is launching its own victim-offender dialogue program for people involved in violent crimes, including armed robbery, rape, arson and murder. The service has been occasionally available through consultants, but for the first time, the Department of Corrections will actually train facilitators — nine of them — during a six-day session at the end of the month.

Amy Holloway, Vermont’s director of victim services, says the formal victim-offender dialogue program should be operational by January. White and other advocates of these encounters stress they’re not appropriate for — or desired by — all victims. But they say that confronting offenders in person can be cathartic. The American Bar Association endorsed the practice in 1994. Printed on the website of the Victim-Offender Reconciliation Program, the ABA blessing states that the practice “humanizes” the criminal justice system for offenders and victims alike. “By bringing the criminal offenders together faceto-face with their victims,” the ABA says, “it becomes more difficult for the offenders to rationalize their criminal behavior . . . During such sessions, victims may gain a better understanding of who the offenders are, and of the circumstances that may have contributed to their criminal behavior.” Victims of lower-level crimes have had this opportunity for nearly a decade through the state’s many reparative boards. The panels of volunteer community members see vandals, bullies and noisemakers who may have been referred by the police. They also deal with offenders on reparative probation, who are required to meet with the board and complete community service as part of their release. Victims are invited, but not required, to attend these proceedings and offer input. But the formal, facilitator-led victim-offender dialogues take the process to a new level. Kathleen Patten, a consultant for the DOC who has facilitated four of these victim-offender dialogues in Vermont, is eager to see the state offer the service. She believes conversations between victims and offenders can offset the sometimes-harmful separation the two sides experience during legal proceedings. “The court experience is really tough for people,” she says. “A man-to-man isn’t allowed. A victim takes that as, ‘If he cared, he wouldn’t have pled for this, or pled for that.’ They’re protected so well — and you can understand why . . .” Patten describes the meetings she’s facilitated as “profound.” “I think it’s valuable because when a victim is moving forward in their life, or trying to move forward, often times there is one last thing,” she says. “They feel this hole in their whole body until they can ask certain questions — ‘What has happened since then?’ or it might be, ‘What were her last words?’ ‘What happened those last few moments before?’ ‘What could I have done that might have prevented it?’” “Who knows what it is that they feel,” she adds, “but they feel it so strongly, that until they get that answer, they’re hanging off the edge of a cliff. They need that answer.” Linda White did not feel compelled to talk with Cathy’s killers until nearly 15 years after her daughter’s death. In the late 1980s, she returned to school to become a grief counselor. She earned her Bachelor’s degree in psychology in 1990 and her Master’s in 1994, and then started teaching college classes. She took those lessons, in psychology and philosophy, into prisons and became an antideath-penalty activist. But she rarely thought about her daughter’s murderers until she began researching victim-offender dialogues for her doctoral dissertation. After interviewing several participants, White realized this was an experience she desired herself. “I wanted it so bad I could taste it,” she told an audience of 50 Vermonters after the film screening last Thursday night at the Barre Opera House. “One of the reasons I wanted it was because I had taught so many offenders, and had been able to look at so many offenders as human beings. There was a part of me that wanted to know if I could do that with Gary. You know, ‘Am I who I think I

am?” For years she had found it too painful to consider her daughter’s final hours, but now she was ready — she realized she wanted to know more. White’s granddaughter, then 20, had a similar question. She wanted to know if her mother had spoken with the killers, and if so, what she had said. Ami also wanted to make sure Brown understood how difficult it had been for her to lose her mother at such a young age. When White began exploring the possibility of doing a victimoffender dialogue, she learned that one of Cathy’s killers was in a mental ward. Offenders who are mentally incompetent are unable to participate in the process. People involved in domestic disputes — even violent ones — may not qualify, either. “In a domestic homicide,” Holloway says, “the surviving family members would be able to have” a dialogue. But, she clarifies, “It’s not to help people get together to improve a relationship. It’s to answer questions that a victim might have about a crime.” Not every offender is willing to take responsibility for his or her actions by facing a harmed person. Facilitators won’t force it. It turns out that Brown was willing to meet with the two women, >> 34A

MORE HELP FOR VICTIMS Talking with offenders is one way for crime victims to heal, but those conversations are often a long time coming. A new program at the Burlington Community Justice Center addresses victims’ more immediate needs. On Tuesday, organizers and community officials held a press conference to launch Burlington’s new Parallel Justice Project, which will serve mainly victims of property crime and non-domestic assault. The National Center for Victims of Crime chose the Queen City as one of three test sites for the program, which is funded by two federal grants. According to CJC director Cara Gleason, the initiative will function in parallel with the criminal justice system, which deals solely with offenders. Its two staff members, stationed at the CJC and at the Burlington Police Department, will help create forums where crime victims can share their experiences with local and state officials, and they’ll work with agencies to prioritize victim needs. They’ll also act as caseworkers for the victims themselves, helping them get the support they need to feel safe again. Gleason says the services have actually been available for a month; in that time, the advocates have aided 15 victims. They helped one woman, whose house had been burglarized, buy new locks, for example, and arranged for a police officer to walk with her around the house, to spot safety hazards. Burlington Police Chief Tom Tremblay says he fully supports the effort, which he calls “a perfect fit” for the city. “A criminal defendant has a certain amount of rights that both the community and government guarantee,” he says. “Though victims’ services have improved over the past 20 years, there is nothing in the way of services for victims of crime that is parallel or equal to what a criminal defendant gets.” “Victims of crime often feel paralyzed and in fear, isolated,” he adds. “This project is basically trying to create a community and government response to victims of crime to help restore a sense of hope and faith.” The program is also seeking community volunteers to help — call Parallel Justice Specialist Abbe Jaffe at 865-7548 to get involved. C.R.

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and to apologize for what he’d done. All three of them prepared for several months beforehand; each met twice with the facilitator. White and her granddaughter completed a “grief inventory” in which they clarified their objectives and discussed their expectations. The day before the meeting, the two women toured the prison and saw a sample cell. When the parties finally met around a table in a quiet room at the prison, everyone immediately began to cry. The 15-yearold boy had become a childlike, baby-faced man of 30. He talked with the women about his life — cocaine and crystal meth use by age 9; a foster father who abused him sexually; 10 suicide attempts, the first of which occurred when he was just 8 years old. The Whites talked with Brown about Cathy, and showed him photos. They brought pictures of Ami’s newborn son, the grandson Cathy would never see. Brown apologized repeatedly for his crime, and answered the Whites’ questions. The most powerful moment of the film

from people is about the hug. “It just never occurred to me not to,” she says with a shrug. “That’s the only way I can answer it.” Victim Services Director Holloway calls White’s experience extraordinary. “If those things happen, like compassion, forgiveness and understanding, that’s a gift,” she cautions, “but that’s not necessarily what’s going to happen. There’s no presumption of forgiveness, there’s no presumption of anything. It’s just ‘I’m a victim and I have certain needs that need to get met, and this person who is sitting across the table is the person who can meet them.’” Holloway adds that it’s rare for participants in these dialogues to talk about them publicly, much less to film them. The conversations are painful, and not many people are willing or able to speak openly about them. Given the sensitive nature of the process, officials are reluctant to contact past participants to talk with the media, and the ones contacted for this story did not respond. That includes two

Dave Peebles of the Department of Corrections points out that in the wrong hands these dialogues could easily become “volatile.” comes when Brown reveals Cathy’s last words — “I forgive you, and God will, too.” It seems difficult for him to say the words, as if they make it harder for him to ever forgive himself. After the screening, White told the Barre audience that hearing her daughter’s final statement was difficult, but ultimately comforting. “If she could say that in the last few moments of her life,” White reasoned, “then she wasn’t in the kind of terror I had imagined she was.” The dialogue with Brown “was so hard,” she says, “the hardest thing I ever had to do.” But, she adds, “It was amazing.” She felt compassion for Brown, and says she has even forgiven him. She hopes that when he is released — he didn’t make parole in 2004, but could soon — their conversation will have helped him to reform. That’s not to say that she thinks everyone should experience victim-offender mediation. White notes that her own husband and Cathy’s two brothers would not take part in the dialogue. None of them has even been able to watch the entire film. And that’s fine, she says. Who could ever blame them? According to White, the only negative comment she’s heard

Vermonters involved in a victim-offender dialogue Patten facilitated: She tells the story of a drunk driver who killed a father and son several years ago. The offender was recently released from prison. Before he left, he met with the wife and sister of his older victim. Patten says both conversations went well, but the one with the sister was the more productive of the two. “She asked, ‘How are you going to continue this process when no one’s hanging over your head? After you’re out of prison? Because I’m going to need you to prove it to me for the rest of both of our lives that you’re not going to be back to who you were that day,’” Patten recalls. He told her that he intended to speak to young people about the perils of drunk driving and what it did to his life. Coincidentally, she had the same goal. Patten says the pair has made multiple joint visits to Vermont schools and correctional facilities over the past few years. The parole board was initially involved in helping them establish their relationship outside of prison. “We can’t take that kind of connection lightly,” she explains. “We have to be careful. But it worked beautifully.”

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with the Hebrew meaning of his first name: “God heals.� Now Groten crafts furniture intended to serve as “a healing presence in people’s homes.� And he continues making music, currently with the jazz group Guagua, as a means “to help heal myself, those around me — the entire world.� Barnoire has absorbed Groten full-time since this past spring, when the University of Vermont grad returned to Vermont following a two-year stay in Providence — Courtney studied landscape architecture at the Rhode Island School of Design. Barnoire might not have grown into a budding enterprise were it not for Scott Lamer, 27. He’d spoken with Groten about an apprenticeship soon after Barnoire was established, and was so intrigued by the idea that he wrote a business plan for the company as part of a course he was taking at the School for International Training in Brattleboro.

These are rare and wonderful woods that would be lost otherwise. I consider it a great honor to be able to resurrect this resource. RAPHAEL GROTEN was in a baby seat beside the front stoop, and dragged the boy under her car for nearly a mile through the Old North End. Miraculously, Miles survived, although he was hospitalized for 17 days with burns on more than 10 percent of his body. “That made me think hard about what matters most,� Groten recently reflected in the living room of his Williston home, where the family moved soon after their brush with tragedy. Groten also began studying with a shaman in Montpelier, and focused on the Latin jazz ensemble Saudade, in which he played a variety of string instruments. The spiritual quest, combined with his love of music, led Groten to the practice of sound healing, a pursuit he notes is consistent

After earning his graduate degree in international development, Lamer once again found Groten — who’d recently returned from Rhode Island — and presented him with the blueprint. He also asked for a job. “I really wanted to be working with my hands,� says Lamer. The self-described jack-of-all-trades had worked on an organic farm in Italy and as a ranger in Alaska. He chose to take a chance with Barnoire rather than accept an offer from the Burlington-based international consulting firm Associates in Rural Development, turning down what he describes as “a good-paying and secure job that was right in my field.� >> 39A

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Fresh Field abra Field’s iconic prints of pastoral Vermont are a staple of the Green Mountain State’s pop culture; she’s practically become a brand name through a 40-year career as one of EXHIBIT Vermont’s pre-eminent printmakers. “Sabra Field: But casual viewers may not be aware Recent Work.” T.W. Wood of the diversity of her work. An Gallery, extensive group of nearly 80 prints Montpelier. produced since 2000, currently showThrough ing at the T.W. Wood Gallery in December 21. Montpelier and simply entitled ARTWORK “Recent Work,” transcends decorative Vermont stereotypes. “Injustice” by Field’s topical and dramatic Sabra Field “Pandora Suite” is particularly atypiPHOTO cal. Greek mythology is a fertile artisCourtesy of Sabra tic resource, and the story of curious Field Pandora ignoring a warning not to open the infamous box — or jar, as some translations have it — is well known. “Pandora Suite” presents both the good and bad aspects of what was released on Earth when the jar was unsealed. The suite of 12, 24-by-32inch prints features figures and symbols described in the Attic Greek ceramic style, in which terra-cottacolored forms are surrounded by black backgrounds. Also in the ancient Greek manner, Field’s compositions are simplified and stripped of extraneous information. Pandora’s name is described as meaning “Bringer of All Gifts” in the show’s accompanying pamphlet, and Field includes circular, peaceful images representing “Farming” and “Mining” in the suite. “Farming” portrays a fecund pear that carries other fruits nested within it, like a matryoshka doll, floating over a low horizon. “Mining” has a high horizon line, with a chamber hollowed out beneath it. As interesting as the peaceful images are, the more troubled figurative images, such as “Injustice,” “Suffering” and “Warfare,” are the most haunting. The hanged man of “Injustice” recalls a similar hanging from Goya’s “Disasters of War” series. Field’s human figure, and a black-on-black shadow at its right, dangle on a slight diagonal, as if subtly swaying. “Warfare” displays a row of standing amputees linked like paper dolls. “Suffering” conjures the cry of a starving mother with her face toward heaven, holding an emaciated child. Field notes in the show’s press release: “Membership in a civilization which seems to have lost its way makes you think about those issues.” Thus inspired, the “Pandora Suite” is riveting. The “New Work” exhibition isn’t all gloom and doom, however. “Val Tiberina” is a brilliantly colorful, 25inch-square print with deckled edges.

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The more troubled figurative images, such as “Injustice,” “Suffering” and “Warfare,” are the most haunting. Field may have created it in Italy, where she works every June. A villa at the lower right overlooks a jumbled landscape of hills, farms and woods ascending a distant hillside. Field explores the scene below with a dozen shades of green, as pink and gray cumulus clouds float in a pale blue sky. “Central Park South I & II” is another prominent non-Vermont landscape. The vertically oriented diptych of two woodcuts, each 32 inches tall by 16 inches wide, portrays diverse façades captured in two-point

perspective from high in a skyscraper. The left print is all buildings, while the right print scans autumnal hues in Central Park. An indigo sky fading to a vespertine stratum of pink unfolds over a distant horizon. Most of the show’s landscapes do originate closer to home. In “Vermont Solstice,” a 40-by-9-inch panoramic vista of rolling mountains, gray in the waning hours of day or perhaps night, tumbles beneath a red and pink firmament. Smaller details are clustered in the middle of the composition,

within a foreground valley; angular, broad slopes venture more deeply into the picture plane. While the “Pandora Suite” is the main event, it’s not the only reason to visit this show. Field intends to donate 10 percent of sales to the Campaign for Innocent Victims of Conflict. The humanitarian organization, established as a result of the Iraq war, aims to alleviate the suffering of war victims everywhere. Besides painting verdant pastures, Field is famous for making art for a noble cause. m

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CALL TO ARTISTS THE VERMONT YOUTH ORCHESTRA seeks local artists to submit one-of-akind chair designs, in any medium, for a fundraiser entitled "Musical Chairs." Pick up donated chairs at Elley-Long Music Center in Colchester, or use your own. Completed chair art must be returned by January 5. Silent auction will be February 2. Info, contact Lisamarie Charlesworth at 655-5030 or lisamarie@vyo.org. www.vyo.org.

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‘AFFORDABLE ART’: Art and craft by local artists, free gift wrapping. Studio STK, Burlington, 657-3333. Reception November 24, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. Through December 22.

TALKS/ EVENTS ‘ONE SKEIN WONDERS’: A simple knitting workshop based on the new book. Ryan Books, Johnson, 635-7472. November 24, 10 a.m. Registration required. CASEY BLANCHARD: Collagraphs, monoprints and drypoint etching. 459 Thompson Road, Shelburne, 985-8922. Open studio, holiday specials, benefit for Vermont Commons School, November 24 & 25 and December 2, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. HOLIDAY BAZAAR: Artful gifts in pottery, wooden bowls, jewelry, photogra-

HOME GOODIES Gary Hall’s photo “Specialty Filaments — Fish� (pictured) was originally shot for an ad touting a product once manufactured in Burlington’s South End: fish brushes. Until the end of December, it will be among the dozens of objets d’art and “usable goods� at the Pine Street Art Works “Artifact Show.� While there are no actual fish-grooming accessories available, there are plenty of other vintage items and cool gifts by artists from Vermont and beyond.

phy, crafts and more. Chandler Art Gallery, Randolph, 728-9463. Thursday - Sunday, November 25 - December 23, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. LUNCHTIME GALLERY TALK: Barbara Thompson, curator of African, Oceanic and Native American Collections, gives a talk entitled "The Ladies of Hermannsburg: Painting and Pottery in the Central Australian Desert," in conjunction with a current exhibit. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808. November 28, 12:30 p.m. ‘POW WOW HIGHWAY’: A book discussion in conjunction with an exhibit and film series on Native American identity. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 656-0750. November 29, 7:30 p.m. NOONTIME ART PROGRAM: Margaret Tamulonis, manager of collections and exhibitions, gives a talk entitled "Ancient Curios, Devil Masks and Vermont Landscapes: The Fleming Collects." Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. November 29, 12:15 p.m.

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GREGORY GIORDANO: "Blam! Ka-Pow!!" The comic art of Flameape; also, DOSTIE: "Paintings for the Apocalypse." Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Second Floor Gallery, Burlington, 865-5849. Through December 13. ‘STUDIO SHOW’: Works by members of Burlington City Arts' photography, clay and printmaking studios. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7166. Through December 17. LORALEH HARRIS: Artisan-crafted natural-fiber clothing. 180 Flynn Avenue, Burlington, 373-5150. Thursdays or by appointment through December 16. JENNIFER PIERSTORFF: "The Pharmaceutical Culture: Access to Medicine," still-life paintings by the pharmacy technician that address lack of health insurance and pharmaceutical industry profits. Allen House Multicultural Art Gallery, UVM, Burlington, 233-0040. Through November. JACKIE MANGIONE-GARDEN: "Vermont Garden and Landscape Series," watercolors. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 878-6955. Through November. LEAH WITTENBERG: Environmental cartoons on themes of global warming, peak oil, air pollution and more. Center for Community and Neighborhoods, 82 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 8643556. Through December 10. ANN CLAYTON BARLOW: "Intimate Landscapes," silver gelatin photographs taken with Holga plastic camera. Speeder & Earl's, 412 Pine St., Burlington, 859-9222. Through November. MARINA EPSTEIN: Paintings in oil and tempera. Maltex Building, Burlington, http://hermitage-gallery.com. Through April 15. HOMER WELLS & EBEN MARKOWSKI: "Form and Time," dynamic works in metal, wax and video. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227. Through January 10. ‘STAGE TO STUDIO: WORKS BY NANCY STONE’: The Lyric Theatre artist-in-residence shows her vividly colored inter-

pretations of Lyric productions and other Flynn performances. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 6524500. Through December. STEWART MCHENRY: Photography of people and places from the Middle East to the Northeast Kingdom. Fletcher Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. Through November. NICHOLAS CHAPPELL: Paintings. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909. Through November. MATTHEW THORSEN: Unique photographs in handmade frames. Blue Star Café, Winooski, 655-8700. Through November. JOHN C. CHURCHMAN: "Dancing with the Light," photographic images. Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 8992200. Through November 28. KATHARINE MONTSTREAM: Landscape and figurative painting in oil and watercolor. Art's Alive Gallery, Union Station, Burlington, 865-1557. Through November. GRAHAM KEEGAN: Paintings and installation. SEABA Office, 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington, 859-9222. Through December. JORDAN DOUGLAS: Liquid emulsion photographs. Artspace 150, The Men's Room, Burlington, 864-2088. Through December. TIMOTHY GRANNIS: "Small Miracles," new works by the designer-goldsmith; and MARY BETH MORRISSEAU: "Various Views," paintings and monotypes. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Through November. ‘LAND’: A group exhibition featuring works by Maria Chmomentowski, J.A. Davis, Peter Fried, Bruce Hathaway, J.E. Horner, Mary Long and Carol Norton. VCAM Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington, 660-4335. Through January 12. HELENE AMSES: "Seasonal Transitions," pastels; and ELLIS JACOBSON: New sculptures; and KENJI KATAKURA: Abstract portraits; and JANE PINCUS: Fanciful acrylic collages. Artpath

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:: champlain valley JOAN MACKENZIE & JANII PETERSON: Animal paintings and woven chenille wearables, respectively. Art on Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Through December 30. MAXINE DAVIS: "Ablaze with Color," paintings. Bixby Memorial Library, Vergennes, 877-2211. Through November. ‘ART NOW: DAWN CLEMENTS’: An installation by the New York artist, created in brush-and-ink, is based on the 1952 noir film Sudden Fear and fills the entire Overbrook

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:: central DENIS VERSWEYVELD: "White," paintings and sculpture. Christine Price Gallery, Castleton State College, 4681266. November 27 - December 21. HOLIDAY GROUP SHOW: "The Craft of Art," 14 artists show their wares, from photography and paintings to jewelry and glass. BigTown Gallery, Rochester, 767-9670. Through January 7. KERRY O. FURLANI: Slate sculptures. Brick Box, Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 775-0570. Through December 30. ‘CELEBRATE’: Artworks in all media by members of SPA on all three floors. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through December 30. KARI MEYER: Recent acrylic landscape paintings. The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, 2724763. Through November. IRINA MARKOVA: "Little Folk," clay figure works by the gallery member. Blinking Light Gallery, Plainfield, 454-0141. Through December 1. SABRA FIELD: “Recent Work,” prints by the renowned Vermont artist include the 12-panel "Pandora Suite," about the human condition and inspired by Greek myth (a percentage of sales donated to the humanitarian organization CIVIC); and ELAINE FRANZ WITTEN: "Form and Motion in Bronze," 17 sculptures. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 828-8743. Through December 21. DON LAHUE: Photographs with a unique take on automotive and nature themes. Vermont Chocolatiers, Northfield, 485-7770. Through November 25. ‘PROFFERING THE PRAISEWORTHY PRESENT’: A seasonal gift show featuring the gallery's roster of artists. Cooler Gallery & Shop, White River Junction, 295-8008. Through January 13. JESS AHEE: "With Child," pastel images. The Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 229-1453. Through November. ‘MOMENTA II’: A juried exhibition of prints created within the last year by artists from New Hampshire and Vermont. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, White River Junction, 2955901. Through November 26. MICHAEL VON LOEBENSTEIIN: Collages and digital prints. Christine Price Gallery, Castleton State College, 468-1266. Through November 21. LINDA HOGAN: "City Halls" photographs. Statehouse Cafeteria, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through November. GERARD W. RINALDI: "VT Fugue: Hoops, Tracks & Traces," new photodrawings. Governor's Office, Pavilion Building, 5th Floor, Montpelier. Through November.

:: northern BRADLEY FOX: MFA Thesis exhibition of paintings. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 6351469. November 27 - December 9. ‘HOLIDAY WRAPPINGS’: Small, affordable works on paper by more than 20 local artists. The Painted Caravan Gallery, Johnson, 635-1700. November 24 - December 24. CHRISTINA SMITH & JEN CARUSONE: Works in colored pencil and oil on canvas, respectively. The Alley Coffee House, Milton, 893-1571. Through November. PETER A. MILLER: Plein-air works by the impressionistic painter. Westford Public Library, 878-5639. Through December 15. JANE ASHLEY: Oil paintings of landscapes in Vermont and beyond. Vermont Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 2539653. Through November.

DON WILKINSON: "Blurring the Distinction," acrylic paintings that impose contemporary images on classic works. Heroes Kingdom, St. Albans, 524-9230. Through November. GEORGE PETERSON: Turned and shaped wood bowls and sculpture by the North Carolina artisan. Stowe Craft & Design, 253-7677. Through December 1. STAPLETON KEARNS: "Fall in Vermont," oil paintings. Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-1818. Through November. ‘LAND AND LIGHT’: An annual invitational group exhibit of works in multiple media by regional artists, West Gallery. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through December 17.

:: southern NOVEMBER SOLO EXHIBITIONS: Seven regional artists in multiple media as well as members of the Vermont Watercolor Society show their works. Yester House Gallery, Southern Vermont Art Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Through December 5.

:: regional ‘MODERN TRANSLATION: TRANSITIONS IN THE WORK OF PETER RUSSOM’: Oil paintings from a sabbatical in Italy, as well as earlier works. Plattsburgh State Art Museum, SUNY Plattsburgh, 518-564-2474. Through January 28. JOSH WILLIAMS: A collection of 25 large-format images from the Iraq war and Hurricane Katrina series by this photojournalist and 2002 grad. Feinberg Library, SUNY Plattsburgh, 518-564-2474. Through January 7. ‘GIRODET, ROMANTIC REBEL’: From the Louvre collection, a retrospective comprising nearly 130 monumental paintings by the French painter (1767-1824), as well as some works on paper, Jean-Noel Desmarais Pavilion. Montréal Museum of Fine Arts, 514-790-1245 (U.S. tickets 1800-678-5440). Through January 21. ‘FROM DISCOVERY TO DARTMOUTH: THE ASSYRIAN RELIEFS’: An installation about the ancient Iraqi reliefs and other Near Eastern works from the permanent collection. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426. Through March 11.

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natured Simpsons laughs. Unfortunately, the “Family Guy” game gets only half the formula correct. Fans of the show should enjoy playing a lumpy Peter Griffin, the idiot dad; a suave Brian, the talking dog with a taste for martinis; or baby Stewie, a malevolent toddler bent on world domination. But while the visuals looks right, and the comedy still hits a nerve, the game is more fun to watch than to play. In the Stewie levels, you run, shoot and leap over obstacles. In the Peter levels, you fight, and in the Brian segments, you sneak around. Each style of play has its moments. But missing difficult jumps and dropping to the beginning of the level only brings the promise of hearing the same jokes again.

Who’s It For: This one’s clearly for the fans. If you don’t like the show, this game won’t change your mind. On the other hand, if you love the show, this might get you interested in games. If You Like This, Try That: “The Simpsons: Hit and Run” worked well as a game and a cartoon spin-off. Capturing the feeling and the humor of the show and packaging it as an open-ended adventure makes this product easily enjoyable by gamers or TV fans. Best Part: Many of the show’s stars lend their voices to the “Family Guy” game, including Adam West as the voice of Adam West. Yes, “Family Guy” is that meta. m

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(March 21-April 19): I suspect you’ll be a genius of awkwardness in the coming week, Aries. What that means is that you’ll have a knack for doing the half-right thing at the half-right time — and yet that’s exactly what’ll be necessary in order to bring about unexpected outcomes that are in everyone’s best interests. In the short run you may make a perfect mess, but I bet that will ultimately add more beauty and intrigue to the big picture.

TAURUS

(April 20-May 20): Dear Grandma and Grandpa of the Taurus this horoscope has been prepared for: I’m hoping you will bring your helpful influence to bear on our little darling’s dilemma. I know that in your own past you once had to navigate your way through complications similar to those that Taurus is now facing. So even if you have died and are in spirit form, please bestow your advice and encouragement, whether that’s delivered by phone, via telepathy, in dreams, or in person. One more thing: Please don’t let your wise blessing get tainted by any lingering disapproval you might be harboring about the path our beloved Taurus has chosen. This is a time for your smart love, not your judgment.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In the language of archetypal psychology, the term hierosgamos means “sacred marriage.” It may refer to a literal coming together of two people whose bond is a gift to God. Their love for each other serves as an inspiration to their community and galvanizes them both to express their wildest beauty. Because their union is dedicated to a higher cause beyond their personal happiness, they strive with ingenious devotion to transmute the dark, unripe aspects of their own nature. The term hierosgamos also has a bigger meaning, beyond the enlightened relationship of two intelligent people. It may refer to any merger of opposites that’s precipitated through divine grace and that unleashes surprising healing in all directions. In the coming weeks, Gemini, you are a prime candidate to experience at least a metaphorical version of hierosgamos. 2x3-scrapbook112206

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CANCER (June 21-July 22): “A quiet evening alone with friends can be an ecstatic experience for Cancerians,” say Gary Goldschneider and Joost Elffers in their book The Secret Language of Birthdays. “Yet many born under this sign have strange aspects to their personalities which must be periodically revealed in public.” I suspect this description will be particularly apt in the coming weeks. You may feel an irresistible urge to express your eccentricities to a bigger audience. My advice is to make definite plans to unveil the most interesting versions of your oddness at times and places of your choosing. That way it won’t unexpectedly pop out half-cocked when it might cause embarrassment.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “The lover knows much

more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or theologian,” wrote philosopher George Santayana. I agree with him. That’s why, as I analyze the astrological omens, I can confidently predict that you will have the right to claim all of the following titles in the coming weeks: the Beguiler with the Most Enticing Ideals, the Moral Authority with the Most Trustworthy Allure, and the Charmer with the Most Ethical Temptations.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In the fairy tale “Hansel and Gretel,” a wicked stepmother convinces her husband that the only way the two of them will survive poverty and starvation is to take his children deep into the woods and abandon them. That way there’ll be two fewer mouths to feed. The kids overhear the plan, and as the adults lead them into the middle of nowhere, Hansel, the son, surreptitiously leaves a trail of white stones. This allows him and his sister Gretel to find their way back home later. The stepmom is chagrined. A few weeks thereafter, she once again convinces her spouse to leave the children in the wastes. This time Hansel drops breadcrumbs to mark the path, but birds eat them and the kids have no way to get back. Moral of the story: When you get sucked away from your source, leave clues that are more like stones, not crumbs. Alternative moral of the 4:46 PM Page 1

story: Don’t return to a source that doesn’t want you there.

LIbRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “The ancient Greeks knew that learning comes from playing,” writes Roger von Oech in his book A Whack on the Side of the Head: How You Can Be More Creative. Their word for education, paideia, he says, was close to their word for play, paidia. Your next assignment, Libra, is right in line with this theme. First, identify the teachings that will be most important for you to master in 2007. Second, figure out how to include play as a major component of your learning process.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You know

those fuel-delivery planes capable of pumping gas into a larger plane that’s already aloft? I think you’d benefit from enlisting the services of their metaphorical equivalent in the coming week. Given how high and fast you’re soaring, it would be a shame for you to have to come all the way down to earth to fill up your tank. And yet it’s clear to me that, one way or another, you’re going to have to replenish your supply of propellant.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Whether we are on the threshold of a Golden Age or on the brink of a global cataclysm that will extinguish our civilization is not only unknowable, but undecided,” said Edward Cornish, President of the World Future Society. I bet that in the past year you’ve had comparable fantasies about the fate of your own personal destiny, Sagittarius. At times, it must have seemed as if you were teetering on the brink of a sulfurous abyss that was within shouting distance of the yellow brick road to paradise. Talk about conflicting emotions! But now that crazymaking chapter of your life story is coming to an end. No more teetering for you. No more inhaling noxious fumes from the infernal regions. I believe you have already been offered or will soon be offered an escort to the beginning of the yellow brick road. Let’s hope you’re not so addicted to the fascinating glamour of your pain that you turn down the escort.

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PREVIEWS FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: From Christopher Guest, the mind behind such satirical ensemble gems as Waiting for Guffman and Best in Show, comes this comic look at Hollywood awards hysteria. The cast includes Eugene Levy, Catherine O’Hara, Harry Shearer, Fred Willard and Parker Posey. (86 min, PG-13) AFTER DARK HORRORFEST: The Roxy hosts a weekend of horror with this special mini-fest entitled “8 Films to Die For.” Features include such neverbefore-seen thrill-a-thons as The Gravedancers, Reincarnation, Dark Ride, Wicked Little Things and Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horror.

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Kinnear takes fecal matters into his own hands in the latest from Richard Linklater.

ith his unsettling 2001 bestseller, Eric Schlosser served up an exposé of the fast-food industry guaranteed to make you lose your appetite — at least temporarily — for all things drivethrough. The book was super-sized with facts and figures. What it didn’t have was a plot. Or characters, dialogue or drama. When was the last time a popular work of nonfiction was adapted for the screen as a dramatic feature? If what director Richard Linklater has done with Fast Food Nation isn’t completely unprecedented, at the very least it’s daring and highly innovative. Turning the book into a documentary would have been less work, certainly, and less risky from a commercial standpoint. It may have even resulted in a film that works better than this one does. But Linklater hasn’t assembled the body of work that he has by doing the obvious. If his movies have anything in common, it’s this spirit of experimentation. What other common thread runs through Slacker, Before Sunrise, The Newton Boys, A Scanner Darkly and School of Rock? It’s as though the filmmaker has gone out of his way to avoid a trademark style. In that context, Fast Food Nation can be seen as classic Linklater. Though, as I say, it is undeniably more notable as an experiment than as a motion picture. Greg Kinnear is one of a halfdozen or so big names playing characters whose stories intersect, sort of. He’s a marketing executive with a fictional chain by the name of Mickey’s. Sent to Cody, Colorado — home to the packing plant that cranks out its patties by the millions — his mission is to determine whether there’s any truth to the rumor that the meat contains traces of cow manure. His investigation brings him into contact with a succession of colorful types. Kris Kristofferson appears briefly as a rancher who’s done business with the plant in the past. He invites Kinnear out to his spread, a vast stretch of Marlboro Country bordered on one side by tract housing that’s replaced failed farms. He doesn’t have a lot to offer on the cow-poop front. Luckily, though, his maid has a relative who works on one of the plant’s assembly lines, and she proves to be a font of information. The intestines are pulled out of carcasses manually, she explains, and every so often they’ll rip open and their contents will splash onto meat, which goes on to be processed. “How often?” inquires the Mickey’s exec. She smiles. “Oh, every day.” Kinnear takes this revelation up the corporate ladder to a local manager, a brief role played by Bruce Willis. He doesn’t see a problem. “Just cook the meat,” he tells Kinnear. All the

outlets cook the meat at a temperature that kills the bacteria, so where’s the problem? For the Mickey’s exec, the problem is the eventual realization that blowing the whistle will likely cost him his job. He wrestles with his conscience — although “wrestles” might be too generous a word. He mulls things over in his hotel room, while watching pay-per-view porn. While all this is unfolding in the corporate offices — at the top of the Mickey’s food chain, so to speak — an entirely different story is taking place at the bottom. The script, cowritten by Linklater and Schlosser, also follows a group of Mexicans who enter the country illegally in order to work at the packing plant, and thereby improve their lives. It’s clear that some of these people are mistreated. Others even meet with tragedy. Women are enticed to offer sexual favors in exchange for preferential treatment in the workplace. Men are ground up like so much chuck, losing limbs in giant machines. What’s less clear is how all this relates to the health and sociological issues the book raised regarding America’s fast-food fixation. I doubt that the film’s creators mean to suggest the industry has a monopoly on corporate greed, bureaucratic corruption or workplace accidents. They go out of their way, in fact, to point out that the immigrants are paid 30 times what they could have made back home, where working conditions are considerably less safe. So, I’m not sure precisely what point they mean to make. The film’s climactic moments consist of slaughterhouse footage in which we follow an animal from the instant it’s shot in the head through its being disemboweled to the point when workers hack up red hunks on an assembly line. It’s gory, bloody and disgusting, but I’m not sure it’s shocking. Is there anyone out there who doesn’t understand their Whopper used to walk around on four legs? The movie asks the question, Can you live with this? Can you live with yourself? For better or worse, I suspect most of us, if we’re honest, will answer that we can. After all, what’s the alternative? Besides, plants would still be packing meat even if no one ever sold another serving of fast food. About midway through the picture, Linklater and Schlosser seem to lose the thread of their theme and digress into a rant against consuming meat in general, rather than franchise fare in particular. Fast Food Nation is a worthy experiment and worth one’s time. But watching it might have been more satisfying had its makers been clearer and more consistent about the nature of their beef. m

BOBBY: Written and directed by Emilio Estevez, this ensemble piece revisits the night in 1968 when Robert F. Kennedy was assassinated, and explores parallels to our time. The cast includes Anthony Hopkins, Demi Moore, Sharon Stone, Laurence Fishburne and Lindsay Lohan. (111 min, R) DECK THE HALLS: Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito are paired in this holiday comedy about two neighbors who continuously attempt to one-up each other to prove who rules the yule in their town. Kristin Davis costars. John Whitesell directs. (95 min, PG) DEJA VU: Denzel Washington plays an ATF agent guided through a crime investigation by mysterious messages from the past in this supernatural-action adventure from Crimson Tide director Tony Scott. With Jim Caviezel, Val Kilmer and Bruce Greenwood. (128 min, PG-13) TENACIOUS D IN: THE PICK OF DESTINY: Jack Black and Kyle Gass bring the characters they made famous in a series of short films to the big screen for the first time. The story concerns two rock fanatics’ quest to acquire a mystical guitar pick with the power to transform them into history’s greatest band. With Tim Robbins, Amy Poehler, Meat Loaf and Ben Stiller. Liam Lynch directs. (99 min, R) THE FOUNTAIN: Darren (Requiem for a Dream) Aronofsky brings us this rumination on immortality, which follows Hugh Jackman as a 16th-century conquistador in search of the Fountain of Youth through a succession of time periods. Costarring Rachel Weisz and Ellen Burstyn. (96 min, R)

SHORTS 13 TZAMETIHHH From director Gela Babluani comes this minimalist crime drama about an impoverished family man who steals a package he thinks will bring him riches, but winds up instead with even worse troubles. Starring Jean Pascal Bongard and George Babluani. (99 min, NR) BABELHHH1/2 From 21 Grams-director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu comes this meditation on the invisible connec-

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Shooting History and Latino staff time off to vote. A waiter (Freddy Rodriguez) comes across as one of the good guys. Ditto for a chef (Laurence Fishburne), who suggests how people of color can navigate the nation’s dominant white culture. Goddard College graduate and parttime Woodbury resident William H. Macy appears as the Ambassador’s manager, an improbable lothario cheating on his in-house beautician wife (Sharon Stone) with an in-house switchboard operator (Heather Graham). Another soap opera unfolds as a boozing cabaret singer (Demi Moore), slated to perform at the hotel, continually berates her passive husband (Estevez). The actress’ reallife spouse, Ashton Kutcher, pops up in the role of a hippie drug dealer. Helen Hunt and Martin Sheen, as a wealthy New York couple, are mostly there to give the director’s dad a gig. This wouldn’t be a contemporary Hollywood production without darlingof-the-tabloids Lindsay Lohan; here she plays a girl marrying a guy she knows (Elijah Wood) so he won’t be sent to Vietnam. Joshua Jackson, Nick Cannon and Shia LaBeouf portray young idealists stumping for Kennedy, whose passionate eloquence is a reminder that the country lost a true visionary that day. Still living in the Plainfield home where he was born, Ben Youngbaer found himself bitten by the cinema bug about five years ago. Video camera in hand, he began documenting fellow skateboarders. A 2004 summer session

at Fledgling Films, the Lyndonville program for teens, led him to an opportunity in Massachusetts: handling cinematography on a peer’s still-unreleased project. Now 19, Youngbaer is unveiling his own first feature, Amitié. On November 25 he hosts an 8 p.m. screening at the Barre Opera House. (Details at www.barreoperahouse.org or 566-3556.) As the French title implies, this is a tale that concerns friendship. “It’s about a group of young adults who meet under strange circumstances,” Youngbaer explains. “My script is slightly autobiographical, but mostly based on people I know.” His saga is reminiscent of Slacker, the generation-defining 1991 Richard Linklater movie about loquacious but not necessarily articulate college-age kids prone to aimlessness. Youngbaer’s protagonists are initially chatty and discursive. About two-thirds of the way through Amitié, however, the lightheart-

ed narrative suddenly veers into tragedy. Youngbaer and some of his actors composed music for the soundtrack, which also spotlights work by local bands. In addition, he bought the rights to a song by Radiohead. The nonprofessional cast, half of whom worked as crew, includes Youngbaer’s parents. His mother Jane is a teacher; his father Peter is executive director of the People’s Health and Wellness Clinic in Barre. Both are credited as producers of an enterprise their son shot primarily in central Vermont on a $10,000 budget. “My family helped with the finances,” notes Youngbaer, who hopes to arrange a Green Mountain State town-hall tour for Amitié and submit it to festivals. He probably won’t attend a film school. “I’m not sure I want a degree, but I definitely want a future in film,” Youngbaer says. “Learning hands-on seems like the best way. I’m just seeing where this takes me.” m

“Flick Chick” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Susan Green, email flickchick@sevendaysvt.com.

fickle fannie BY DAVID DIEFENDORF

READ THIS FIRST: This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words. But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.

Brian Eno may head back to Another GREEN WORLD territory. Has STRING THEORY, like deconstruction, outlived its 15 minutes? Armed with a BUTTER KNIFE, Beowulf slew the pâté dragon. There was a time when Ford was plagued with PINTO RECALLS. It’s hypocritical to claim one never makes SNAP JUDGMENTS. NAVY BLUE and pastel lavender are the colors of gay Eli’s. Why is it so hard to find WAX PAPER in the supermarket? When they make KIDNEY PIE the kitchen smells like a urinal. Somehow the thought of SOYA LOAF doesn’t jumpstart the appetite. LIMA, PERU is decidedly different from Lima, New York. E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). Difficulty rating for this puzzle: EASY. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 63A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

FICKLE FANNIE HINT: Their cousins are jumpers.

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rediction: There’ll be nary a dry eye when audiences witness archival footage of Robert Kennedy’s speeches in Bobby, writer-director Emilio Estevez’s ambitious attempt to examine a turbulent decade through the prism of a single event. “This much is clear,” the soon-to-be-assassinated presidential candidate observes at one point, “violence breeds violence, repression brings retaliation, and only a cleansing of our whole society can remove this sickness from our soul.” A Nashville wannabe without Robert Altman’s subtle wit, the new film — opening in the Burlington area this week at the Roxy and Palace 9 — ponders the American dreams about to be dashed by the death of RFK. His legacy is reflected in the myriad perspectives of employees, guests and campaign workers gathered at the scene of the impending crime, the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles, on the night of California’s June 1968 Democratic primary. The overlapping stories of 22 key characters address war, racism, women’s equality and immigration, among other issues percolating back then. But that very topicality tends to stymie an all-star ensemble cast, which must recite heaps of Important Dialogue rather than engage in realistic conversations. Anthony Hopkins, a Bobby executive producer, portrays a retired doorman who hangs out in the lobby reminiscing with an old pal (Harry Belafonte). A bigoted kitchen supervisor (Christian Slater) is fired for not allowing the black

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The Departed 8:50. Let’s Go to Prison 9:30.

wednesday 22 — thursday 30 Babel 3 (Fri), 5, 8 (except Sat). Happy Feet 4, 6, 8.

friday 24 — thursday 30 *Deck the Halls 12:20, 2:45, 5:05, 7:25, 9:35. *Tenacious D 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 9:40. *The Fountain 1:15, 4, 7, 9:25. *Deja Vu 12:40, 3:40, 6:50, 9:40. Casino Royale 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:35. Happy Feet 12, 2:25, 3:50, 4:55, 6:20, 7:20, 9:45. Stranger Than Fiction 1, 3:45, 6:40, 9:20. Borat 12:50, 2:55, 5, 7:15, 9:45. Santa Clause 3 12:10, 2:35, 4:50, 7:05. Flushed Away 12, 2. The Departed 8:50. Let’s Go to Prison 9:30.

Closed Thanksgiving, Monday & Tuesday.

BIJOU CINEPLEX 1-2-3-4 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-3293.

wednesday 22 — thursday 30 *Deck the Halls 12:30 (except Thanksgiving), 2:40, 4:30, 6:50, 9. Casino Royale 1 (except Thanksgiving), 3:40, 6:30, 9:10. Happy Feet 12:15 (except Thanksgiving), 2:15, 4:15, 6:40, 8:30. Borat 4:15, 7, 9:15. Flushed Away 1 (except Thanksgiving), 2:40.

No shows before 4:50 on Thanksgiving. Times subject to change. See http://www.majestic10.com.

No first matinee on Thanksgiving. Times subject to change.

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wednesday 22 — thursday 23 *Deck the Halls 1:10, 3:10, 6:10, 8:10. Happy Feet 1, 3, 6. Borat 8, 9:45.

wednesday 22 — thursday 23 *Bobby 4:15, 7 & 9:25 (Thu). *Deck the Halls 12:50 (Wed), 3, 5:10, 7:15, 9:20. *Deja Vu 1:15 (Wed), 4, 6:45, 9:30. Borat 1:20 & 3:20 & 5:20 (Wed), 7:20, 9:30. Casino Royale 12:45 (Wed), 3:45, 6:45, 9:40. Flushed Away 12:50 (Wed), 3, 5, 7:10, 9:10. Happy Feet 12:20 (Wed), 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:35. Santa Clause 3 1 (Wed), 3:10, 5:15, 7:30, 9:40. Stranger Than Fiction 1:15 (Wed), 4, 6:50, 9:20.

friday 24 — thursday 30 *Deck the Halls 1:10 & 3:10 (FriSun), 6:10, 8:10. Happy Feet 1 & 3 & 6 (Fri-Sun). Borat 8, 9:45.

Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543.

friday 24 — thursday 30 *Bobby 1:30, 4:10, 7, 9:25. *Deck the Halls 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:15, 9:20. *Deja Vu 1:15, 4, 6:45, 9:30. Borat 7:20, 9:30. Casino Royale 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:40. Flushed Away 12:50, 3, 5. Happy Feet 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:35. Santa Clause 3 1, 3:10, 5:15, 7:30, 9:40. Stranger Than Fiction 1:15, 4, 6:50, 9:20. No first matinee on Thanksgiving. Times subject to change.

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Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010. wednesday 22 — thursday 23 *Deck the Halls 12:20 & 2:45 (Wed), 5:05, 7:25, 9:35. *Tenacious D 1:10 & 4:10 (Wed), 7:10, 9:40. *The Fountain 1:15 & 4 (Wed), 7, 9:25. *Deja Vu 12:40 & 3:40 (Wed), 6:50, 9:40. Casino Royale 12:30 & 3:30 (Wed), 6:30, 9:35. Happy Feet 12 & 2:25 & 3:50 (Wed), 4:55, 6:20, 7:20, 9:45. Stranger Than Fiction 1 & 3:45 (Wed), 6:40, 9:20. Borat 12:50 & 2:55 (Wed), 5, 7:15, 9:45. Santa Clause 3 12:10 & 2:35 (Wed), 4:50, 7:05. Flushed Away 12 & 2 (Wed).

Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841.

MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMA College Street, Burlington, 864-3456.

wednesday 22 — thursday 23 *For Your Consideration 1:05 & 3:05 & 5:05 (Wed), 7:25, 9:25. *Tenacious D 1:30 & 4 (Wed), 7:10, 9:30. *Bobby 6:45 & 9:20 (Thu). The Queen 1:20 & 3:40 (Wed), 7, 9:15. Borat 1 & 3 & 5 (Wed), 7:20, 9:35. friday 24 — thursday 30 *For Your Consideration 1:05, 3:05, 5:05, 7:25, 9:25. *Tenacious D 1:30, 4, 7:10, 9:30. *Bobby 1:10, 4, 6:45, 9:20. Casino Royale 12:55, 3:45, 6:30, 9:10. The Queen 1:20, 3:40, 7, 9:15. Borat 1, 3, 5, 7:20, 9:35. No shows before 7 on Thanksgiving. Times subject to change. See http://www.merrilltheatres.net.

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Fayette Road, South Burlington, 864-5610. wednesday 22 — thursday 23 *Bobby (starts Thu) 6:40, 9:20. *Deck the Hall 12:15 & 2:35 (Wed), 4:45, 7, 9:15. *Deja Vu 12:55 & 3:45 (Wed), 6:45, 9:40. Babel 2:50 (Wed), 6:30, 9:25. Fast Food Nation 12:35 (Wed), 7:20, 9:25. Happy Feet 12:10 & 2:30 & 3:55 (Wed), 4:45, 6:15, 7:15, 9:35. Casino Royale 12:25 & 3:30 (Wed),

Schedules for the following theaters were not available at press time. CAPITOL SHOWPLACE 93 State Street, Montpelier, 229-0343. PARAMOUNT THEATRE 211 North Main Street, Barre, 479-4921.

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We put together a list of what we consider to be “super heroes” of the food world. These are items that may save your Thanksgiving dish from being bland or just give it that extra something it needs. Good to have these on hand… just in case. Stonewall Kitchen roasted Garlic & onion Jam Sweet and smoky, this amazing jam can easily be stirred into any vegetable side dish. A tablespoon or two can provide just what your dish is missing.

“Thanks to all of the customers and staff who actively participate in our demos. I love hearing about your best recipes, Grandma’s apple pie, favorite restaurants, worst recipes, mother-in-law’s saag paneer, trips abroad, baby’s potty training and all of the other crazy subjects that demos inspire!“ -Janine, Demo Coordinator As W.T. Purkiser said, “Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.” -Felicia Foster, Health & Beauty Aids

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preheat oven to 300 degrees. in a medium saucepan over medium-high heat, reduce maple syrup by a quarter, 5 to 7 minutes. stir in cream and bring to a simmer. remove from heat. in a medium bowl, whisk together egg yolks and egg. whisking constantly, slowly add cream mixture to eggs. strain mixture through a fine-mesh sieve into a cup or bowl with pouring spout. stir in salt, nutmeg, mace and vanilla. pour filling into crust and transfer to a rimmed baking sheet. bake until pie is firm to touch but jiggles slightly when moved, about 1 hour. let cool to room temperature before serving. yield: one 9-inch pie, 8 servings.

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Pinot Noir Sauce with Vermont Cranberries Bring to a boil: 2 cups inexpensive California Pinot Noir 1½ cups of brown sugar 1 cinnamon stick 1 star anise 5 peppercorns 1 tsp. fennel seeds Pinch of ground cloves 1 bay leaf 1 tsp. salt

6 cups chicken stock plus any of the jus from the roasting pan 1 cup white wine (whatever is available) 2 sweet onions, sliced very thin 1 fresh bay leaf 2 sprigs thyme 6 sage leaves finely chopped 2 T. soft, unsalted butter 2 T. all-purpose flour With your hands, combine the butter and flour in small bowl until thoroughly mixed. Set aside. Set a pot on medium-high heat. Add oil to the pan and a pat of butter. Immediately add the sliced onions, stirring often. You may need to turn the heat down and allow the onions to slowly caramelize until they are nicely browned, probably about 5-10 minutes. Add ½ T. salt. Add the white wine, wait a moment, then add the stock, bay leaf and thyme. Turn the heat back to high and reduce the chicken stock to 3 cups or by half. Strain the sauce into another pot, turn the heat to high, bring back to a boil, and whisk in half the butter-flour mixture. As soon as it starts to boil, you will notice the sauce immediately thicken. Turn the heat down and allow to cook for another moment. Taste the gravy — it may need more salt. If the gravy isn’t thick enough for your liking, add another chunk of the butter-flour and turn the heat up again. Once the temperature is hot enough, the butter-flour will go into action and thicken more. When you get the desired consistency, add the chopped sage and some fresh-ground pepper and serve. You can keep the gravy warm on the stove, but keep the heat way down.

Pass the wine mixture through a fine strainer. Bring to a boil again. Add ½ pound Vermont Cranberry Co. Cranberries (fresh or frozen). When the cranberries begin to burst, pull from the heat and stir for several moments to help open more cranberries. Squeeze in the juice of 1 orange to thin the sauce slightly. Serve warm or chilled.

Sweet Onion & Sage Gravy This is a fairly basic gravy with a small twist. I don’t recommend using all of the grease from the turkey trimming if you’re performing this in an apartment kitchen where space is limited and you’re trying to maneuver a large roasting pan full of hot fat. If you are comfortable in your kitchen, then by all means try to separate the grease from the flavorful jus. You will need to have a nice chicken stock on hand, though, for this recipe.

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MOLLY STEVENS Williston-based cookbook author and educator This is kind of a new recipe for me and I just really like it. Stuffing tends to get overlooked; it’s considered a side dish to the turkey. This one could be a stand-alone — forget the turkey. That’s where I come from with it. Roasted lemons are something I just can’t stop using — they’re sort of wonderful and fresh-tasting with all this other heavy stuff.

Fennel, Pine Nut and Roasted Lemon Stuffing Serves 12. 1½-lb. loaf country bread (Use a mild sourdough bread for best flavor.) 2 lemons 2 tsp. olive oil 10 T. (1 1/4 stick) unsalted butter 2 medium fennel bulbs, trimmed and chopped (about 4 cups) 1 medium onion, chopped (about 2 cups) 3 garlic cloves, minced 1 T. fresh thyme, chopped (or 1 tsp. dried) 1 1/2 tsp. fennel seed, lightly crushed 1 tsp. kosher salt 1/2 tsp. freshly ground black pepper 1/3 cup chopped flat-leaf parsley 1/3 cup pine nuts, lightly toasted 1 1/2 cups turkey or chicken broth Trim the bottom crust and any other exceptionally hard crust from the bread. Cut the bread into 1-inch cubes (you should have about 12 cups). Pile the cubes onto a baking sheet or tray and leave, uncovered, for two days to stale. (If you don’t have two days, put the bread on two bak ing sheets and dry them at 350 degrees, turning once or twice, for about 12 minutes.) Set aside. Heat the oven to 450 degrees. Line a rimmed baking sheet with a silicone baking mat or parchment paper. Cut the ends off the lemons and discard. Cut lengthwise into quarters. Remove any seeds, and then cut crosswise into quarterinch slices. Put the lemons on the baking sheet, drizzle with olive oil and toss to coat. Roast, turning once or twice with a spatula, until browned in spots and fragrant, 10 to 12 minutes. Transfer to a cutting board and chop coarsely. Set aside, reserving any juices. Generously butter a 3- to 3 1/2quart baking dish with 1 T. butter. Melt the remaining butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Add the fennel, onion, garlic, thyme, fennel seed, salt and pepper. Cook, covered, until the vegetables are soft, 16 to 18 minutes. Transfer to a large bowl. Add the bread, parsley, pine nuts and roasted lemon. Toss to combine. Taste for salt and pepper. Spread in the baking dish. The stuffing may be made ahead to this point, covered with plastic wrap and refrigerated overnight. To bake, heat the oven to 350 degrees. Pour the broth over the stuffing. Cover with foil, and bake for 30 minutes (45 minutes if refrigerated). Remove the foil and bake for an additional 20 to 25 minutes until the top is crusty and brown. Serve warm.

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BARRY ESTABROOK Vergennes-based contributor to Gourmet magazine These bright-green little babies have turned many a die-hard sprout hater (i.e., my teenage daughter) into a convert. Browning them in butter and administering a last-minute drizzle of maple syrup balance the vegetable’s more assertive flavors with a rich, sweet com- plexity. You’ll Hear Shouts for These Sprouts Serves 4 to 6. ½ lb. Brussels sprouts, trimmed and cut in half from the stem ends to the tops 1 T. unsalted butter 1 T. maple syrup Salt and pepper Melt the butter in a large, flat-bottomed skillet. Put in the sprouts, cut sides down, and sauté over medium heat until the butter is absorbed and the bottoms of the sprouts begin to brown. Add water to the pan (watch for steam and splattering) until the sprouts are half covered. Simmer, partially covered, until sprouts are just tender. Transfer to a serving bowl, add salt and pepper, drizzle with syrup, and toss.

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Squash Chips and Cranberries Two delicata squash sliced quite thin. No need to peel. Core the squash. In other words, cut the seeds out, leaving a ring of squash. Toss with olive oil and salt and 1/2 tsp. black pepper. Broil till crispy. You may want to turn once. While the squash is broiling, slice a big handful of cranberries.

ERIK WARNSTEDT Pete’s Farm Radicchio Salad with Jasper Hill Farm Blue Cheese, Pomegranate Seeds & Toasted Walnuts Serves 4. 5 cups of radicchio (about two small heads, cores removed, leaves torn into bite-size pieces) 4 T. pomegranate seeds 15-20 toasted walnuts

Blue Cheese-Buttermilk Vinaigrette 2 T. cider vinegar 2 T. lemon juice ½ small shallot finely minced ½ cup buttermilk 1/3 fresh aioli or store-bought mayonnaise 2 T. sour cream 2 T. extra virgin oil ½ cup crumbled Jasper Hill Farm Bailey Hazen Blue Cheese 1 large pinch of kosher salt and several grinds of fresh black pepper In a small bowl, combine the first six ingredients with a whisk. Drizzle in the oil while slowly whisking. Add the blue cheese, salt and pepper. Combine the salad leaves and enough vinaigrette to coat the leaves to your taste. Mound the salad onto 4 cold plates and garnish with the seeds and warm walnuts. We like to add some more large chunks of blue cheese right over the top and a few grinds of fresh pepper. For added texture and color, add some Belgian endive leaves or frisée lettuce.

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Cook the potatoes in boiling, salted water until tender. Drain, reserving 3/4 cup of the potato water. Mash the potatoes in a small bowl. Cool to lukewarm or room temperature. Dissolve the yeast in a small bowl in 1/2 cup lukewarm water. Let stand until foamy, about 10 minutes. In a large bowl, combine the yeast mixture, the cooled mashed potatoes, the potato water and the maple syrup. Let stand in a warm place until spongy, about 1/2 hour. With a wooden spoon, stir the butter, eggs and salt into the yeast sponge. Stir in enough flour to make a soft dough. Mix thoroughly, turning out the dough onto the counter and mixing it with your hands. Wash out the bowl, dry it, and butter it lightly. Place the dough in the bowl, cover with plastic wrap, and let rise in a warm place until doubled in size, 2 to 3 hours.

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CASSARINO’S ASCENSION :: Observers of the Burlington jazz scene have no doubt noticed a certain young guitar whiz and his searing licks. For the last couple of years, 20-year-old axeman Nicholas Cassarino has been knocking ’em dead in a variety of settings. The Dave Grippo Funk Band and the Antony Santor Group are just two of the acts with whom he regularly performs. He also heads up his own unit, the Nicholas Cassarino Ensemble, which features young lions Joe Davidian, Gabriel Jarrett, Robinson Morse and Bryan McNamara. They’ll play the FlynnSpace this Saturday. The show is a CD release party for Cassarino’s new effort, Live, Raw & Uncut. It’s an apt title for the recording, which was captured on mini disc player in a handful of area venues. “The sound quality is all over the place,” Cassarino concedes. But with music this vibrant, fidelity hardly matters. The album showcases the guitarist in full flight, reacting to his band’s every movement with a boldness bordering on abandon. It’s an ecstatic explosion of harmony and rhythm from a musician committed to achieving spiritual transcendence in sound. “I want to play God’s music,” Cassarino says. “I feel that it’s the essence of truth and beauty everywhere. I’m not tied to a specific denomination or anything, but I think that music is God. I just want to let that come through.” Cassarino, who attended Catholic school while growing up in the Burlington area, regularly plays with African-American gospel groups in the Big Apple. It’s an education on several levels. “Those guys don’t read or write music,” he explains. “But they know exactly what they’re doing and how to articulate it.” Their religiosity, on the other hand, is more complicated. “There’s so much money and so much vanity,” he offers. “One guy was on stage — there’s like 3000 people for Sunday services — preaching the fear of God to everyone. Then he’s, like, ‘I got a three-car garage at home, and Jesus gave it to me!’” Cassarino’s musical journey began far more humbly. His parents played in wedding bands, and there were always instruments around the house. He’d been singing in talent shows since he was 5, but by 11, Cassarino had begun messing around on the guitar. “I wanted to write tunes,” he says. “But I needed something other than just my voice to do it.” Like many other kids, Cassarino identified with the more abrasive side of rock. “I was so punked up,” he recalls. “Catholic school is a nightmare.” His parents didn’t mind his noisy fixations — in fact, they indulged them. “My first band played all these benefit shows that my dad set up,” Cassarino recalls. “He actually played bass with us. Because he had the P.A. and everything.” While certainly cathartic, punk wasn’t enough to keep his musical soul satisfied. Inspired by the Steely Dan albums in his parents’ collection, he began to explore non-rock styles. Cassarino claims this didn’t cause any friction with his peers. “It was just something I kind of did on my own,” he explains. He honed his chops under the tutelage of local jazzers Paul Asbell, Dave Grippo and James Harvey. Sax legend Grippo was Cassarino’s high school music teacher, and he referred the young musician to Asbell. Private lessons with the venerable guitarist gave Cassarino a sense of the instrument’s versatility. Not long after, he began attending

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extramural classes at the Flynn Center. There he met Harvey, a multi-instrumentalist who was heading up the workshops. Cassarino speaks reverently of all of his teachers, but calls Harvey “a total genius.” Cassarino made an impression of his own, and Harvey subsequently invited the 19-year-old to join his wildly improvisational band. Playing in cramped barrooms without a safety net gave Cassarino the kind of education you just can’t get in a classroom. While patrons boozed it up, he learned the finer aspects of musical conversation. “I was so scared,” he recalls. “But James is the baddest cat to go at that shit with. He hears things so deep.” Cassarino’s time with Harvey gave him the confidence to push beyond convention. He developed a stinging, percussive sound that sounds unlike that of most jazz guitar players around. His unique phrasing is inspired by a wide variety of sources. “I’m really into classical music — Ravel, Debussy, Bartok,” Cassarino says. “I can’t play hardly any of that stuff, though.” Non-Western sounds are even closer to his heart. “I love a lot of East African music, stuff from Madagascar,” he explains. “And I really dig

on the Bulgarian Women’s Choir. Talk about rhythmic. And so beautiful.” He’s also a devotee of the late saxophonist John Coltrane, who boldly went where few composer-soloists had gone before. “Trane was the guy I listened to the most,” Cassarino says. “He really evolved from his time with Miles [Davis] right until he died. There was the drugs, then finding God — the way the spirit came through him in those later years is just amazing.” Like Coltrane, Cassarino seeks an egoless form of artistic expression. “The truth is, it has nothing to do with me,” he says. “It’s like the gospel people, who pray before, during and after. I’ve done that a few times, and they’ve been the most beautiful musical experiences I’ve ever had.” The spirit literally moves Cassarino, whose onstage boogie is like a cross between Chuck Berry’s duckwalk and a voodoo dance. “I never thought about it until people started commenting on it,” he says of his strut. “Basically, I’m trying to channel the music through my heart and soul, my third eye — all that shit. The moving around is a kind of byproduct. I never get to move like that in real

life. I’m definitely not a good dancer!” Cassarino’s band features some of the finest young players around. Bassist Morse and drummer Jarrett practically share a brain; Davidian is a frighteningly skillful pianist; horn hero McNamara matches Cassarino’s melodic adventurousness. “Brian is on some other shit,” Cassarino says of the saxman. “I wish I could get my guitar, without any effects, to sound like the stuff that comes out of his horn.” The guitarist loves gigging with his own group, but he readily accepts other engagements. Oftentimes, he has to. “A lot of it comes down to just trying to put food on the table,” he says. “At this point I’m taking just about everything I’m called for. Which isn’t necessarily admirable, but I’ve got nothing to lose, really.” Experience provides its own rewards, not all of them financial. Or pretty, for

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that matter. “I like playing in as many different places with as many different people as possible,” Cassarino relates. “Grippo specifically taught me about being thrown into a situation and having to figure out what to do. Anything can go down — people have gotten in fights at gigs I’ve played, people haven’t gotten paid, people have gotten so drunk they puked on stage. So much crazy shit can happen.” Thankfully, much of it is musical. Cassarino considers his vocation a calling. “I’ve had so many experiences in my life where I realize this is what I’m here to do,” he says. “And I’m thankful for that. But at the same time, I’m a little bit tense about fucking it up. So I just want to give it back to the people who want to hear it.” Can he get a witness? m

Club listings & spotlights are written by Casey Rea. Spotlights are at the discretion of the editor. Send listings by Friday at noon, including info phone number, to clubs@sevendaysvt.com. Find past album reviews, full venue descriptions and a local artists’ directory online at www.sevendaysvt.com/music.

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BY CASEY REA

MEN OF ILL REPUTE

If you’re not too stuffed with Tofurkey (save the big bird for “Sesame Street”), you might wanna swing by Club Metronome for a postThanksgiving indie-rock show featuring Carrigan, Activists/ Dictators and Badman. I’ve written a fair bit about Carrigan and A/D in the past, so I won’t trouble your tired eyes with further descriptions. Consider this faith-based journalism and just believe they rock. I should fill you in on Badman, though, because they aren’t from around here. Actually, members hail from three separate cities: Providence, Boston and the Big Apple. Wonder if they rehearse via text message? The trio trades in what they call Gothic Western. Ken Johnson from Carrigan further elucidates, describing their sound as “Morphine meets the Cramps with the Dead Kennedys and NoMeansNo.” I can definitely hear the Morphine thing, but Badman are a little heavier and more rockin’. I’m thinking Nick Cave playing Led Zeppelin covers in an episode of “Twin Peaks.” Man, I could do this all day. Oh, wait — I already do. Genres be damned, Badman have a pretty compelling sound. At least what I’ve heard, anyway. You can make up your own mind by visiting — you guessed it — www.MySpace.com/badmanmusic.

CROONING AND SWOONING It’s been a while since I’ve talked about any live music in this column; I’ve been more or less saving that kind of reporting for my blog, http://7d.blogs.com/solidstate. There’s just something about being able to comment on a show as soon as I get home. Well, maybe after I sleep it off. But I just gotta blab about the James Hunter set I saw at Higher Ground last Sunday. For those of you that haven’t yet heard him, Hunter is an old-school soul rocker from the UK. His excellent album, People Gonna Talk, is filled with candied-apple ballads and bristling r&b — the kind of sound you swear had been lost to the ages. Although the music could be called retro, there’s a vitality to it that makes it seem almost contemporary. On disc, singer-guitarist Hunter’s voice sounds a bit like Sam Cooke; both vocalists favor major-scale swoops and dives. But live, he’s way more Jackie Wilson. There’s even a little Otis Redding in there, too. And his red-hot falsetto sounds like James Brown with hornets in his pants. Hunter’s band was positively scorching, although it looked as if he’d raided a music school to fill its ranks. The organist couldn’t have been more than 20, and the drummer looked even younger. They played like aces, though. Particularly saucy was the two-man horn section, composed of a tenor and a baritone sax. Each man was dressed to impress, and their solos were even more striking than their duds. The tenor fella definitely scored the biggest points, with one blistering break after another. Their bandleader is certainly no slouch instrumentally. Hunter

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BADMAN caressed his axe like a lowdown lover trying to make amends. From sweet soul pickin’ to revved-up jump-blues, his understated playing wonderfully accented his smoky pipes. You absolutely have to see this guy next time he comes around. Oh, I forgot to mention: Openers Starline Rhythm Boys were great, too. But you probably could’ve guessed that. I also went to go see Brian Wilson in Boston last Friday. But since I manage to slip his name into this space with uncanny regularity, I’ll save those details for my blog.

HORNS ON THE MARCH A recent email from trumpeter Alex Toth to his friends and fans revealed that he and saxophonist Annakalmia “Kal” Traver are moving to Boston, possibly as soon as January. The two joined popular reggae band John Brown’s Body last summer, and recently completed a national tour with the group. Since the majority of JBB reside in Beantown, it makes sense that the horn section should be in the area, too. Toth has been a constant presence in the Green Mountain jazz scene since coming to Vermont to attend UVM. Following graduation, he kept busy jamming with a number of area ensembles. Suffice it to say, he’ll miss the Queen City camaraderie. “We love Burlington so much and it’s going to be hard to move,” he writes. “But it’s time to get our asses kicked a little more.” That’s similar to the sentiment expressed by songwriter/drummer Neil Cleary, who also moved to Boston a few weeks back. But local fans haven’t seen the last of the horn duo. “We’ll be back for occasional shows, so keep an ear out,” Toth promises. In the meantime, you can check out at least two performances featuring Toth and Traver — with The Andric Severance Quintet, which plays at Montpelier’s Black Door Bar & Bistro this Friday, and the Alex Toth Quartet at Red Square on December 20.

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Vermont jazz icon Michael Chorney recently told me about a new group he’s playing with, the Arthur Brooks Quartet. They’ll be at Radio Bean on Wednesday, November 29. The band came together when Chorney “got a hankering to play some purely improvised music.” His work with Magic City and as a solo songwriter is certainly lovely, but it doesn’t leave as much room for musical spontaneity. So Chorney got on the horn with a couple of old pals, including drummer P.J. Davidian (with whom he played in viperHouse) and upright bass master Jeremy Harlos, an ex-member of JAMES HUNTER Chorney’s So-Called Jazz Sextet. Also in the group is its namesake, Arthur Brooks, who Chorney calls “a giant of the Burlington jazz scene.” A former chair of the Black Music Department at Bennington College, Brooks has worked with improv maestros such as Cecil Taylor and Bill Dixon. Chorney has a stellar reputation as a bandleader, but he stresses that this group has no chief executive. “The ensemble is purely democratic and unabashedly free,” he offers. “Although I facilitated its inception, I’m not the bandleader or anything like that.” In other Chorney news, he’s currently putting together a compilation disc featuring music composed and recorded between 2001 through 2006. “I made seven records in that span,” he says. “I have chosen selections from five, plus a handful of unreleased pieces.” Way to be prolific.

PEOPLES’ REPUBLIC The Vermont Youth Orchestra are gonna be huge in Asia. At the very least they’ll impress the honorable Zhou Wenzhong, China’s ambassador to the United States. The VYO will perform for the dignitary at Burlington’s Wyndham hotel on Wednesday, November 29. Under the direction of conductor Troy Peters, they’ll play such pieces as Brahms’ Hungarian Dances Nos. 5 & 6. I’ve seen them play those ditties before — prepare to be blown away, Mr. Wenzhong! Next summer, the symphonic gang will head to China themselves for a 15-day concert/cultural tour of the country. There are planned performances in Beijing, Shanghai, Hangzhou and Hong Kong of both Eastern and Western music. Better brush up on those microtones, kids. Man, I love a good East-West summit. Reminds me of Rocky V, but with French horn.

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TOBI ARONSON (classical guitar), Radio Bean, 5 p.m. NC; JUSTIN LEVINSON (pop-rock singer-songwriter), 7 p.m. NC; IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. RED THREAD (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BRIAN MCNAMARA & SOUL’S CALLING (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY WITH FATTIE B. (’80s-’90s jams), 11 p.m. NC. BRETT HUGHES & LILA WEBB (Gram Parsons & Emmylou Harris tribute), 1/2 Lounge, 9:30 p.m. NC. CIRCADIA (Celtic), Rí Rå Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. THANKSGIVING CELEBRATION WITH LOWELL THOMPSON & GUESTS (alt-country, rock), Nectar’s, 10:30 p.m. NC. I’LL BE ROMEO, TRAGIC FALLACY, CHAOTIC ORDER, THE HOSTILES (punk, hardcore), Club Metronome, 5 p.m. $8. AA. 802 SNOWBOARD & SKATE SHOP COLLEGE DANCE PARTY (DJs), Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. JOHN DEMUS PRESENTS: ENCORE (roots-reggae), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. BEATS & PIECES WITH DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. NEIGHBORHOOD WITH DJ MANA (hip-hop), Plan B, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH BONNIE, St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC. IPOD NIGHT (self-serve DJ), Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC. CELTIC PARTY NIGHT OPEN SESSION, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8:30 p.m. NC.

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Northern Vermont’s Sugarblue call themselves an “Appalachian folk-fusion ensemble,� and it’s as good a descriptor as any. The band’s sophomore release, Low Stars & Deep Snow, is an enjoyable union of time-honored technique and forward-looking songcraft. Sugarblue’s music is rooted in acoustic music tradition but features modern rhythmic flourishes. Drummer Ezra Lipp (who recently moved to San Francisco) brings a pan-global feel to the proceedings. His style is almost funky, with African accents and a spry touch. In-demand percussionist Geza Carr — who doesn’t appear on this recording — is currently performing live with the group. In addition to the lively backbeat, Sugarblue feature strong vocals. Dual female harmonies come courtesy of founders Katie Trautz — who also plays fiddle and banjola — and mandolinist/guitarist/balalaika player Julia Wayne. Contributing the occasional lead vocal is banjo man V.J. Guarino, who sings in a sturdy timbre. The disc kicks off with “Red Rocking Chair,� a high ’n’ lonesome number built on a propulsive shuffle. Trautz’s fiddle cuts to the quick, and her vocals are met by Wayne’s keen counterpoint. The wonderful midsection features a drum break and the two female voices in a fervent call-and-response. “Something sweet inside my soul, begging me to let it go,� they sing on “Winterblue,� a jaunty, Celticstyle cut with double-time snare cracks and Jason Pappas’ rollicking bass line. It’s hardly the most adventurous song on the album, but it could certainly set a grange on fire. Another standout is “Rain & Snow.� The song opens with a minor-key banjo meditation before settling into a mournful, vocal-and-percussion groove. Soon, the banjo re-enters, followed by fiddle. Moments like this show Sugarblue’s plentiful arrangement smarts. Trautz original “World Tour� is packed with polyrhythmic flair. Rimshots crack, as fluid bass accents the tune’s bold pulse. Trautz’s vocal melody is highly inventive, with unexpected scalar turns. Wayne’s “Reuben� is a jazzy-sounding ballad with a breezily romantic lilt. Substitute the banjo for barroom piano and it could be an outtake from Rickie Lee Jones’ self-titled debut. Guarino offers both the solemn “One Morning� and the more upbeat “Roll Down the Line,� both of which complement the album’s varied tone. The album closes with a cover of Louise Taylor’s “Call My Name,� which features Ghanaian xylophone alongside the more traditional instrumentation. A lovely finish to a lovely album. It’s great to hear a local group taking Americana to another level without sacrificing songwriting or melody. Keep your eyes on this crew; they’re definitely onto something. CASEY REA

I typically don’t review demos, but I had to make an exception for Sleeper Cell, a new “supergroup� featuring Adam Wright and Jay Hannerfeld (ex-Hidden Drives), singer-songwriter John Martenis and the incomparable Johnny Azer. According to the band’s bio, Sleeper Cell “are a group of regular American musicians typical of many in our country who are beginning to wake up to the reality of our world situation.� But members aren’t like Toby Keith, who seems to think all geopolitical problems can be solved with firm boot to Middle Eastern ass. Instead, they seek to “combat the rise of violent extremists by waging a war on poverty, ignorance and religious persecution, not by perpetuating the violence and deepening the rifts between the cultures of the world.� That’s a hell of a mandate for a local rock band. I’m not sure that Sleeper Cell’s music will affect the global status quo, but it certainly rocks solidly enough. Opener “Sandbox� is a powerful declaration of the band’s intent. Its lyrics pretty much summarize the narrative arc of the memoir/motion picture Jarhead. “We signed up with great expectations / Glory on the battlefield, defending our nation,� Wright sings. “They gave us shots and pills to protect us / Some were old and some were new, some were hardly tested . . . Set fire to the oil wells, and the sandbox burned,� he continues. Azer takes over front man duties on “Mind Control,� a moving song about paranoia and dread. Like the great Roky Erickson, Azer manages to make psychological disturbance sound musical. “I’m starting to feel God’s chills / You robbed me of my free will,� he wails tremulously. “Been Dreamin’� is an easygoing number with a smooth ’70s groove. Like the other tracks, it’s charmingly unself-conscious. Wright’s airy guitar solos are perfect for a chill tune about smoking illicit substances. “Everybody needs to feel this way sometimes,� the lyrics state matter-of-factly. For a band so concerned with current affairs, Sleeper Cell sure do like to party. “All of my friends are here / And we’re drinking a lot of beer,� they sing on closer “This Is Love.� Saving the world sounds like thirsty work. CASEY REA

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MON.27 << 13B TAMMY FLETCHER (soul, r&b, pop), Matterhorn, 9:30 p.m. NC.

SUN.26 :: burlington area

FUTURE FRANCIS (old-school DJ, hiphop open mike), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. SMASH UP DERBY WITH DJ TRICKY PAT (eclectic mash-ups), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. MI YARD WITH DJS BIG DOG & DEMUS (reggae), Nectar’s, 10 p.m. NC. SUNDAY NIGHT MASS PRESENTS: BLESSED BREAKS (electronic, house), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. PINE ST. JAZZ WITH KATE PARADISE, Lincoln Inn, 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

TRUCK STOP ROCK WITH BRETT HUGHES (vintage country DJ), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. REGGAE CAFÉ WITH JAH RED, Blue Star Café, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

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GUAGUA (psychotropical jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by HONKY-TONK SESSIONS, 10 p.m. NC. JULIET MCVICKER (jazz vocals), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT WITH DJ DEMUS Red Square, (reggae, dancehall, hip-hop), midnight. NC. THE PRODUCERS WITH FRANCISE & J2 (live beats), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. MARKO THE MAGICIAN, Rosita’s, 5:30 p.m. NC. THE HIGHWAY, BUDDHA GIFT (reggae, rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. SING! (karaoke), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. NC. 18+. BLUEGRASS NIGHT WITH STONE, COANE & SACHER, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC.

BLOODY KNUCKLES (acoustic), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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:: central MORSE-CARR-MOROZ TRIO (jazz), Langdon St. Café, 7:30 p.m. NC. CROOKED STILL (eclectic Americana, old-time), Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7 p.m. $23/18. AA.

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OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. MYRA FLYNN & SPARK (neo-soul), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJ CRE8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m. NC. MIKE PEDERSEN TRIO, THE SLOW NATIVES, THE SHAMELESS STRANGERS (rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. SERVICE INDUSTRY NIGHT WITH DJS FATTIE B & ZEEJAY (laid-back grooves), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC.

SHOOTER NIGHT, City Limits, 7:30 p.m. NC.

JOE ADLER ACOUSTIC (eclectic singersongwriter), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY WITH FATTIE B. (’80s-’90s jams), 11 p.m. NC. BASSCAMP PRESENTS: WHIPLASH WITH DJ BRAZILLA (drum ’n’ bass), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. CIRCADIA (Celtic), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. THE BRAKES, BAD SPECTRUM (rock), Nectar’s, 10:30 p.m. NC. ZION I & THE GROUCH, DEUCE ECLIPSE, CX KIDTRONIK, THE AZTEXT & GRANITE STATE, BURNT, SCROLL (hip-hop), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $10/15. 18+. 802 SNOWBOARD & SKATE SHOP COLLEGE DANCE PARTY (DJs), Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. BEATS & PIECES WITH DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. JOHN DEMUS PRESENTS: ENCORE (roots-reggae), Wine Works, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH BONNIE, St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC. IPOD NIGHT (self-serve DJ), Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC. CELTIC PARTY NIGHT WITH THE CROPPIES, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8:30 p.m. NC.

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TOBI ARONSON (classical guitar), Radio Bean, 5 p.m. NC; ARTHUR BROOKS QUARTET (jazz), 7 p.m. NC; IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL & CLYDE STATS (jazz, Americana), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC.

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‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $12. Info, 598-1077. SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING: Soft-shoed folk appreciators step out in traditional Lowland formations. Union Elementary School, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $4-6. Info, 879-7618.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture books and puppets engage growing readers aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: Crafts and books fuel the imaginations of kids ages 3-5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. FIRST-TIME PARENTS: Moms and dads swap stories and play with their babies at the Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335. OPEN MIKE COFFEEHOUSE: College students share notes in an on-campus musical review. Fireplace Lounge, IDX Student Life Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 8:30-11 p.m. Free. Info, 865-6416.

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‘THE ILLUSIONIST’: Edward Norton stars as a mysterious stage magician who disrupts the plans of Vienna’s crown prince. The period drama screens at Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

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words POETRY OPEN MIKE: Bards take turns reading original verse, selections from favorite authors or folk ballads sans instruments at this multilingual mélange. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff at ECHO, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 & 3 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

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SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 1:30 p.m. $3. Info, 658-7477.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: Marxminded activists strategize about how to resurrect the American Dream. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Child care and info, 318-3453.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See the world through the eyes of an injured bird, from rescue and rehab to eventual release. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 11 a.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. Also at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: Nature lovers get a look at live birds on tours of the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 2:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Also at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. NOONTIME KNITTERS: Crafty types pause for patterns amid midday stitches. Waterbury Public Library, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor-market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339. CHARITY BINGO: Players seek patterns on numbered cards, then say the word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510. ‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: Indoor greenery tenders learn how to produce and care for holiday houseplants. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. POOL TOURNAMENT: Table toppers play eight- and nine-ball in a winnertakes-all contest. Van Phan Sports, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 651-0111. VISITOR VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: In a 45-minute info session, trainees hear how to assist aging seniors as part of a local drop-in program. Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, Chace Mill, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, www. cvaa.org or 865-0360. FESTIVAL OF TREES: Dozens of creatively decorated conifers inspire viewers to vote for their favorite. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 7 p.m. Free. Info, 775-0570.

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‘THE LOGGER’S HOLIDAY VARIETY SHOW’: Comedian Rusty DeWees busts out rustic humor with a group of gifted cut-ups and local musicians. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $17.50. Info, 775-0903.

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sport CANADIAN SKI TRIP: Thanksgiving skippers strap on skis for three days of Telemark, cross-country and downhill adventures in and around Québec City, arranged by the Montpelier section of the Green Mountain Club. Call for meeting location, time and cost. Reservations and info, 223-4172.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See November 22.

etc FESTIVAL OF TREES: See November 22. THANKSGIVING DINNER: Families and elders in need enjoy a traditional holiday meal. Chase Community Center, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 11:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free, deliveries also available. Info, 763-2445. SWEETWATERS THANKSGIVING: The Church Street eatery offers turkey with all the trimmings to all comers, and partners with the Champlain Valley Agency on Aging to deliver meals to Chittenden County seniors. Sweetwaters Restaurant, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-9800.

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dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077.

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film ‘BABEL’: The story lines in this modernday epic from director Alejandro González Iñárritu span three continents and multiple languages. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 22. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See November 22, 9:30 a.m., for children ages 3-5. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters over age 3 get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. TODDLER TIME: Tykes ages 1-3 let off steam with songs, books and rhyming games. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. ‘AMERICAN GIRL’ NIGHT: Young ladies ages 7 to 11 and their dolls dress up to create Thanksgiving crafts. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free, bring canned goods to donate. Info, 864-8001. HORSE & BUGGY RIDES: Pint-sized equestrians get a leg up at the top of Church Street, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7253.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See November 22, 10 a.m.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See November 22.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See November 22. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See November 22. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: November 22. CHARITY BINGO: See November 22. FESTIVAL OF TREES: See November 22.

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The Diorama-O-Rama was a do-it-yourself art contest shepherded by Green Door Studio denizens Ben Hedstrom and Clark Derbes. The 34 3-D submissions were beyond the wildest dreams of any former middle-school nerd with a book-report project. Contest rules required all submissions to fit inside a shoebox. A $5-per-box entry fee funded a cash prize for the winner, with viewers voting for those they liked best. A collage-covered, lidded box titled “Tangerine Meditation” instructed viewers to shine a flashlight in back, while looking through a hole in the front. The result: A resplendent, glowing paper cutout of a cross-sectioned citrus, surrounded by rays of yellow construction paper. Other submissions used actual edibles. In “Fruit of My Labor,” a set of female reproductive organs was crafted from a carved pear and curled scallions, with halved figs for ovaries. Peek-a-boo flaps on two boxes revealed real goldfish suspended in a plastic bag, and a mouse running in a wheel. Inside the peephole of the all-black “MAW” was a scary, tooth-encrusted gullet, backlit from the depth of its blood-red, drool-festooned guts. Derbes voiced voting instructions through a bullhorn. Once the ballots were tallied, a crowd assembled outside for the awards ceremony. Of the 34 entries, Allaire Diamond won third place with “Inspiration --> Creation,” an incredibly detailed, mini-me self-portrait that showed her thinking of the Museum of Natural History while carving woodblock prints. Second place went to Mandy Fischer for a seascape that was entirely knitted; water, octopus, googly-eyed fish, eels, sand, kelp and all. And Martha Hull garnered the top trophy and the $170 pot with “And Then She Looked Up,” a boxshaped sky full of multicolored twinkling stars in which asteroids were suspended, with a wee person living on each one. After calls of “Speech! Speech!,” Hull grinned and said in a small voice, “Thanks! I haven’t slept all week.” Applause and loud whistles followed. Looking back as I walked away into the dark at the well-lit studio, with its garage door open and people milling about, I saw a life-sized diorama full of folks who know how to put the art in party. MEGHAN DEWALD

TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. BIG TOWN HAPPENING: Dorothy Robson and her musical friends let loose cabaret tunes at a wine, cheese and chocolate tasting session. Big Town Gallery, Rochester, 6 & 8 p.m. $25. Info, 767-9670. SANTA CLAUS PARADE: The big man in red rallies his reindeer for a march up Church Street, followed by free miniature horse-and-buggy rides. Starts in front of Burlington City Hall, 11:45 a.m. Free. Info, 863-7253. HOLIDAY LIGHTING CEREMONY: Carolers herald a stage version of “The Night Before Christmas” shortly before Santa throws the switch to illuminate trees. Church Street, Burlington, show 5:30 p.m., lights 6:05 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7253. TREE LIGHTING CEREMONY: Wagon rides, a magician and caroling accompany Santa’s holiday season kickoff at Depot Park, Rutland, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380.

KNITTING WORKSHOP: Purl divers sort through simple patterns that use a single skein of wool. Ryan Books, Johnson, 10 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 635-7472. BIRDS OF VERMONT MUSEUM: Families hike, birdwatch and view 475 woodcarvings of area avians, including master artisan Bob Spear’s huge, newly completed wild turkey. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Donations. Info, 434-2167. OLD-FASHIONED THANKSGIVING WEEKEND: Feasting families celebrate Turkey Day 1890s-style at the Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $10. Info, 457-2355.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. NICHOLAS CASSARINO ENSEMBLE: The five-member coterie of Vermont jazzers celebrates the release of its first album, Live, Raw and Uncut. See music spotlight, page 09B. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $16. Info, 863-5966.

STEVE HARTMANN: The acoustic singer-songwriter gives a preview of his First Night Burlington performance on the lower level of the Burlington Town Center mall, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7253. IVORY: The local bass-and-keyboard duo sings pop favorites from the ’70s through the ’90s. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: See November 24. ‘THE NUTCRACKER’: Dance students from area schools are featured in the Albany Berkshire Ballet production of Tchaikovsky’s beloved work about a Christmas Eve dream. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 3 & 7:30 p.m. $15-35. Info, 863-5966. CONTRA DANCE: Caller Amy Cann directs dancers to snappy music by Chicks From the Sticks. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 785-4607.

drama ‘THE LOGGER’S HOLIDAY VARIETY SHOW’: See November 24.

‘THE SNOWMAIDEN’: The No Strings Marionette Company presents its all-ages adaptation of a classic Russian folk tale featuring a frozen figurine. See calendar spotlight. Chandler Center for the Arts, Randolph, 11 a.m. $5. Info, 728-6464.

‘SIR, NO SIR’: After a screening of this documentary about GI resistance during the Vietnam War, active-duty Marine Sergeant Liam Madden speaks about his role in urging immediate withdrawal from Iraq. Unitarian Church, Rutland, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 775-4994.

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Also, see exhibitions in Section A. VERMONT WOMEN’S FESTIVAL OF CRAFTS: Unique handmade wares by 50 local female artisans fill three floors of Burlington City Hall, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 863-8334.

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art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. VERMONT WOMEN’S FESTIVAL OF CRAFTS: See November 25, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m.

words STEPHEN KIERNAN: The Charlottebased author and former Free Press reporter reads from his nonfiction book, Last Rights: Rescuing the End of Life from the Medical System. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5630, ext. 24.

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BALD MOUNTAIN HIKE: Outdoor enthusiasts hike or snowshoe from Route 5A in Westmore to the fire tower atop this 1250-foot peak. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 868-5132.

BURLINGTON WALKING TOUR: Queen City striders burn off the mashed potatoes on a moderate, 10-mile route, then eat dinner downtown. Call for meeting location, noon. Free, but bring money for the post-walk meal. Info, 479-2304. CAMEL’S HUMP HIKE: Experienced winter trekkers make a loop through frozen heights on this difficult, 8mile outing. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 244-1924.

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‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See November 22. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See November 22. CHARITY BINGO: See November 22. FESTIVAL OF TREES: See November 22, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. BIRDS OF VERMONT MUSEUM: See November 24. OLD-FASHIONED THANKSGIVING WEEKEND: See November 24. ‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: An on-site outdoor guide talks about the environmental impact of any one of these Vermont fauna: coyotes, bats, bears, loons, turkeys and moose. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 12:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. CANDY CANE-MAKING DEMO: Confectioners pull, roll and twist striped seasonal sweets to show visitors how it’s done. Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. ALPACA SHOW-AND-TELL: Woolly coated camelids chew cuds at a holiday-themed farm visit. Moonlit Alpacas, Cornwall, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 462-3510. COUNTRY CRAFTERS SHOW: The Northeast Kingdom’s central holiday fair features more than 75 crafters, hot lunches and a penny auction. St. Johnsbury School, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 748-4334.

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ANIMAL FEEDING: See November 22. HORSE & BUGGY RIDES: See November 24. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. KIDS’ CONCERT: Folk musician Rik Palieri and his German performance partner Wilfried Mengs share measures from their round-the-world album, The Balloon Adventure. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

KIRTAN SINGING: Yoga students stretch their vocal cords with chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 324-1737.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. CROOKED STILL: Four-fingered banjo picking augments angelic vocals, fiddle-inspired cello lines and driving double-bass at a concert by this bluegrass-leaning folk group. See music spotlight, page 16B. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7 p.m. $23. Info, 728-6464. TAIKO RECITAL: Students of Japanesestyle drumming move to the beat on Volunteers Green, Richmond, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 658-0658.

‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See November 22. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See November 22. CHARITY BINGO: See November 22, 2 & 7 p.m. FESTIVAL OF TREES: See November 22, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. OLD-FASHIONED THANKSGIVING WEEKEND: See November 24. ‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: See November 25. CANDY CANE-MAKING DEMO: See November 25. ALPACA SHOW-AND-TELL: See November 25. ANTIQUES MARKET: Treasure-hunters find bargains at the Elks Country Club, Montpelier, preview 7:30 a.m., market 9 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $2-5. Info, 603-444-2012.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. GEORGE WINSTON: The prolific solo pianist shares works from his latest recording, Gulf Coast Blues and Impressions. Town Hall Theater, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 457-3981. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilian-style community drumming troupe. New members are welcome at the Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 343-7107. SENIOR RECITAL: Pianist Bethany Fagar performs works by Faure, Mozart, Bartok and Rachmaninoff. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-7776.

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Saturday, November 25, Akeley Memorial Building, Stowe, 7 p.m. $5; Wednesday, November 29, Vermont Ski Museum, Stowe, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9911, ext. 203. www.stowefilmfest.com

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art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Reservations and info, 479-4127.

talks RUSSIAN HISTORY SERIES: UVM history prof Denise Youngblood explains how Mikhail Gorbachev’s personality helped him put an end to the Cold War. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980.

kids WATERBURY STORYTIME: See November 22, for children ages 2-3. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See November 24, for babies and non-walkers. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. BUBBIES, BABIES & BAGELS: A Jewish-themed playgroup for families of all backgrounds features intergenerational schmoozing and noshing. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-0218, ext. 26.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See November 22, 10 a.m.

YOGA INTRO: Beginners join intermediate and advanced students to stretch and hold therapeutic poses in a weekly hour-and-a-half session. Evolution Yoga, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 864-9642.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See November 22. COMMUNITY MEETING: Concerned citizens discuss how to prevent violence against women and girls at a forum with Chittenden County State’s Attorney T.J. Donovan and Kurt Wright, a state representative and city councilor. Community Room, Burlington College, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See November 22. FESTIVAL OF TREES: See November 22.

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GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949. AMATEUR MUSICIANS ORCHESTRA: Community players of all abilities and levels of experience practice pieces and welcome new members. South Burlington High School, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 877-6962. WOMEN’S DRUM CIRCLE: Percussionpowered women share rhythms and movement at a world-beat bonanza. 242 Elm Street, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 229-6912.

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‘WHY READ BLOGS?’: UVM English prof Richard Parent explains why it’s important for well-informed citizens to keep tabs on the “blogosphere.� Special Collections, Bailey/Howe Library, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2138.

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words ANNIE DOWNEY: The Vermont author reads from and signs her debut chick-lit novel, Hot and Bothered. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287.

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FIVE WORDS? THAT’S NOT ENOUGH. Well, here goes nothing... No, seriously, this will literally be nothing. I have not a thing to say. I could say something cutesy or selfaggrandizing, but really, what’s the point? To entice you to contact me? It just seems too Darwinian (Look at me, I’m the brightest peacock.) Therefore: nothing. newbie1canuby, 42, u, l, #102607

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OPTIMISM AND LOVE TO SPARE At my age, I just would like to meet a like minded woman to share good and bad times with. I would love to meet a woman who could be as passionate about life as I am. I have spent a lot of time making myself the best person I can. I’m just looking for a decent, smart, attractive, funny and eclectic woman. GentleMan, 51, u, l, #102603

SINCE 1969 Wow, this is what it must be like to sell.. cars??? Honestly, I never was big fan of sales. I am a take-it-or leave-it kinda guy.... it’s always tough to describe yourself but I am a good person who tries to be friendly to everyone I meet. Interests include movies and coffee. VTANGLER, 37, l, #102739

HARLEY DUDE LOOKING FOR PASSENGER I am looking for someone to spend time with. I will wine,dine you. Seriously looking for someone who likes riding Harleys, going to dinner and movies or just cuddling up at home with a bottle of fine wine. So come hang with me. ridefree, 43, u, #102572

SMART, FUNNY AND SINGLE I am a 25 YO professional still very much in the process of self discovery in this journey called life. I greatly value honesty and loyalty. I enjoy reading, watching movies and getting outdoors. I am hoping to meet someone with whom I can converse and hangout with and get to know better over time. herranwalt, 25, l, #102583 CANDOR + WIT = FUNNY I’m a little superficial and judgemental yet always a gentleman. I deal in honesty and expect no less. I prefer walking the dog to clubbing. Right now I’m working but am going to school part time for my engineering degree. Liking Bob Dylan, Colbert Report and politics a +. curtles, 26, #101468 QUEITLY INTENSE You: Fun. Vibrant. Liberal. Strong, powerful woman. Beautiful where it counts: in your heart. Me: Communicative. Gentle. Respectful. Sweet. Puts people at ease. Us: Both complete in our own right. Wanting to share a good thing. Trusting that the universe has a good handle on things, and that what’s meant to be, will be. Care to take a walk together? FumblingTowardEcstasy, 29, l, #101311 LOVELESS SWM SEEKING HIS MATE Me: Mid 30s, average-looking, has no children but wants to be a family man with right woman NS, ND, NA and strictly hetero (straight). So listen to my voice call my box#. IWANTTOKNOWWHATLOVEIS, 36, u, l, #101094 SINGLE GUY SEEKING Typical guy doing the typical things..... working 40 hours a week paying the bills and spending some on fun. Travel,road trips, the ocean, beer, dining out, hiking, biking, video, music.....you name it, I’ll do it. Seeking a nice lady to spend time doing whatever you like. ready4u, 46, #101037

MEN seeking MEN HOPELESS ROMANTIC How do you sell yourself to someone in 60 words or less? Not really sure. But here is a try... I am a 35yo (December), single, Vermonter who is looking for something more in life. For fun I am a traveller, shopper, cook, hiker, boardwalk walking, stay at home cuddled up, movie watching, book reading, regular kind of guy. vtboi4m, 34, #102625 JUST YOUR AVERAGE GUY Ok, Let’s be upfront and honest. I am a married man that is bi but never really acts upon it. I would like to meet another in shape straight acting guy that would like to hang out a bit and enjoy some benefits of man to man contact. Safe and discreet is of the utmost. Another married man? Justaguy, 41, #102643 LOOKING FOR FUN Fun, outgoing, honest, funny, caring person... joe05701, 32, l, #102333 MASCULINE GAY MAN SEEKING LTR Bearish guy seeking long-term-relationship/ boyfriend. Prefer younger, masculine guys; beards; laid-back self-confidence; intellect/ education, politically active, radical/countercultural guys. If you are preppy, like shopping, bars or clubs, or fit the stereotypical Burlington gay scene, you’re probably not for me. You should also live in Burlington or close enough to hang out on a regular basis. Looking for a long-term-relationship, not casual hook-ups. Jim, 37, l, #102256 NICE GUY SEEKS SAME GWM widowed after 27 year parnership seeks nice guy for dating with LTR in mind. I am 65, 6’1”, 170, br/br, in shape. Sane, open, with many interests. Travel possible and I can entertain at my NYS home. I liked being in a monogamous partnership and seek another.I do not take myself too seriously. I’d look out for you, too. Gordon, 65, u, #102095

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i SPY... O MY STARS... how you screwed me. To the person(s) who somehow took from Recycle North on Tues. the lovely Danish Modern table I had on hold until Wed. - may the King of all karma find you and kick your round, dishonest ass(es) square. When: Tuesday, November 14, 2006. Where: Recycle North. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900751

RED CROSS CUTIE To the brown-haired cutie at the Red Cross who took my blood pressure on Saturday, I really enjoyed hearing about your amputee brother and electric fence spoofs. I wish I hadn’t chickened out and asked for your number... When: Saturday, November 11, 2006. Where: Red Cross. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900742

IT IS WHAT IT IS and what it is, is simply wonderful. I cannot wait to come home because that’s where my heart is, JLS. This is your time to sort everything out. Hope when you’re done, I’m still in your plans. Can’t wait for lunch in the garden on 12/15. Remember, when you give me my picture back, I am never letting you go. When: Wednesday, November 15, 2006. Where: Dancing to Stuffed Up Cowboy. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900750

EVEN EASTER SEALS HIBERNATE SOMETIMES I spy a beautiful honey bee, always busy and hard at work. You’ve been flying around even more than usual this year, but now winter’s coming and it’s time to give your cute little size 6 1/2 wings a rest. Want to buzz over to the Stoweflake on Saturday? When: Monday, November 13, 2006. Where: in all my daydreams. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900741

DAZED AT THE ROXY... Hey there lady with the orange coat. Felt like I had always known you but we’ve never met before. Who ARE you? My mind was reeling waiting for a Borat ticket! Enjoyed trading glances across the lobby post show. Your brilliant eyes and long, cascading locks left lasting impressions... Love to discuss finer points of Khazak cultural learnings sometime soon. When: Sunday, November 12, 2006. Where: Merrill’s Roxy. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900749

I SPY JONATHON MISSSING FUZZY black hat with chocikta hairs....I may be able to finish the crossword without you; my hound adores that side of the bed. I fear your Jetta has consumed the flowered girly hat. We found your furry in the drive. Will be a long winter without flowers. Many a 3 dog night to come. Hoping you can help with the beanie. When: Friday, November 10, 2006. Where: Cusp of the Kingdom. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900740

FLOWER POWER SHEA I hadn’t seen you in months. Then tonight there you were in line right next to me. I wish I had said something but I got nervous. We’ve talked before at Red Square, but you’re rarely alone. I’d like to get to know you better. Can I take you to dinner? Tony When: Thursday, November 16, 2006. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900748 COSMO GIRL AT GAS STATION You teased me about my purchase of Cosmo and the contents within... I said no, 7Days is mine, Cosmo is for my daughter. You said “right and I buy mags for my Dad too.” Hoping you pick up 7Days and read this... wanna share some more laughs? I’m done with the mag now...did you want to read it? When: Wednesday, November 15, 2006. Where: Berlin Mobile Station. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900747 VT BLONDE WITH MEGAWATT SMILE I spy with my blue eyes the Sweetie/Hottie/ Bad-a** in her scrubs coming off the ferry every other weekend. Are you free for dinner at Smoked Pepper Friday in Plattsburgh? When: Saturday, November 11, 2006. Where: VT/NY ferry. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900746 BORDERS, BURLINGTON 11/13 I was sitting in the cafe & you walked in. You: Very short blonde hair, black jacket, very cute. Me: Brown hair, black jacket, glasses. We made eye contact. Saw you again while I was upstairs, we exchanged smiles. You are something! Just wanted you to know you left a positive impression. When: Monday, November 13, 2006. Where: Borders Bookstore. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900745 BREAKFAST AT SOUP AND GREENS A month ago, you, the girls, the band having breakfast. My son and I sitting there too. Hoping for the chance to say hi, our eyes once did. You had me then. You were at Walmart on 11/14. You still have me. Maybe Mickey has a bit to do with it? Magic perhaps. More to explore? Coffee at Soups and Greens? When: Tuesday, November 14, 2006. Where: Walmart. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900744 GUY IN RED JEEP I89N I89 North just after Colchester/Winooski entrance: you were driving a red Jeep Wrangler and you stopped to see if you could help me with the flat on MY red Wrangler. I’m kicking myself for not asking your name or exchanging numbers! I’d love to talk without cars whipping past at 70mph. Maybe we have more in common than just Jeeps. When: Saturday, November 11, 2006. Where: I89 North, between exits 16 & 17. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #900743

YOU’RE A SHARK.... not a scammer, is what I meant to say. You’re askilled player, that’s all. Hope I didn’t offend you. Btw, you owe me $1. When: Friday, November 10, 2006. Where: playing pool. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900739 PRICE CHOPPING DREAM GIRL 11/13 You were cashing in on double coupons. Smart, sexy and thrifty! Your thick blonde locks and tie-up boots told me you spend your money on the finer things. Your light blue eyes met mine for a moment. Your smile left me stunned..standing dumbstruck in line. Contact me. I need to know your coupon clipping strategies! When: Monday, November 13, 2006. Where: Price Chopper. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900738 JP FROM ALASKA I was so excited to get spied back and then I noticed that you are a woman spying a man? Is that true? When: Friday, November 3, 2006. Where: Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900737 TO CUTE COWGIRL To the cute cowgirl at a Winooski Halloween party, from the “priest”. Would like to apologize for my comment that night. I had no intention of doing or saying anything like that. You caught my attention when I first came in, say hi again? When: Saturday, October 28, 2006. Where: Winooski Party. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900736 CONNECTION AT GREG BROWN SHOW JP from Alaska - Your smile attracted me and your energy engaged me. Wish I hadn’t had run off so quickly. Maybe we could catch a show together sometime... When: Friday, November 3, 2006. Where: Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900735 MOVIN’ & SHAKIN’ EAST MONTPELIER Little Man J - Hopping to the beat at the most happening place in VT on Saturday a.m. This music class is ending, but I’m sure we can find another. You and Mom keep smilin’ cause that is what keeps me going. Until next week. LYL When: Saturday, November 11, 2006. Where: Music/Dance Class. You: Man. Me: Man. #900734 I MISS YOU! Josh & Gus, where are you? Your phone’s disconnected and I know you moved.....call me, I miss you! When: Tuesday, November 14, 2006. Where: Too long ago. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #900733 CONNECTION AT GREG BROWN SHOW JP from Alaska, your smile caught my attention and your energy was engaging. Wish I wouldn’t have run off so quickly. Maybe we could catch a show together sometime... When: Friday, November 3, 2006. Where: Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900732

WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR ME? That’s what I want to know. So far all I’ve received is a brown pen and an incomplete back rub. Now, if you can remember my name, come on down to Vergennes and eat good food! I’m ready to sign for that package. When: Tuesday, November 14, 2006. Where: EAT GOOD FOOD. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #900731 BLUE-EYED, AUBURN-HAIRED GIRL, Savior of Field mice. Your radiance out-shines a supernova. you blind me everywhere I go, teaching a class or selling me gas. Blackholes cannot keep your light contained. Gravity ain’t got shit on you. When: Tuesday, November 14, 2006. Where: Everywhere. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900730 I SPY YOU Every time me fantasize, me see your lips, me see your eyes and your trigger finger do something, leave a rude girl hypnotized. When: Monday, November 13, 2006. Where: In a dream. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900729 RED JEEP GUY - I89 You stopped to see if I needed help w/the flat on my red Jeep. That was really nice under different circumstances I would have liked to chat. Wanna get a cup of coffee and talk Jeeps? When: Saturday, November 11, 2006. Where: I89 North, between exits 16 & 17. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #900728 AT SBARROS IN THE U MALL You stole my heart two years ago. I can’t imagine life without you. Be mine always, and I’ll be yours. 11.25.04 xoxo When: Thursday, November 25, 2004. Where: Sbarro at the UMall. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900725 1994 DIANNE ZIEGLER SEARCH You were looking for a ‘94 Ziegler selection. I was searching for long lost “Mudshark” by Zappa. (A flashback to my youth.) I wish we had spoken more. Are you available pretty lady? When: Friday, November 10, 2006. Where: UMall FYE “Z” section. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900724 THAT WAS INTERESTING... Tim working security crossed my path after a generation passed. Left a mystery then and yet another in his wake. Perhaps a mystery better left unsolved, but as a friend, I would like to hear the rest of the story. When: Saturday, August 12, 2006. Where: Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900723 BB & BEYOND C. (shift leader), I like your frecklesyour beautiful. Me: said it was real quiet around there (Saturday afternoon). You mentioned it was really busy just awhile ago- I’ve noticed u before. If u remember me and are interested, I’d like to get to know you. When: Saturday, November 11, 2006. Where: Bed Bath and Beyond. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900722 HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUNSHINE... You’ve got a wolf, a classroom full of 4-yearolds, and a boyfriend who can’t remember a thing...except your birthday! I love you. I know I’ve been distant lately; I want you to know that you mean the world to me, I’m so happy that you’ve given me a chance to be in your life. Here’s to the future. When: Friday, November 17, 2006. Where: SHCC. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900721 HOT CHOCOLATE DANCER IN CA I can’t wait to cozy up in our jammies and celebrate the holidays in our own special way. I miss you so much!! Stupid 3,000 miles. When: Saturday, November 11, 2006. Where: Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900720 BLONDE BEAUTY SHOPS WILLISTON SHAW’S You were in blue jeans with blue top, no transfat snacks, small wine. I was behind you at checkout, salt and pepper goatee wearing khaki. I wanted to catch you in parking lot but you were gone. Maybe in a minivan? Your smile was captivating, I am very intrigued. Hope to spy you again! And you? When: Monday, November 6, 2006. Where: Shaw’s, Williston. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900719 SAM I thought I would do this just to let you know I truly appreciate all you do for me. When: Friday, November 10, 2006. Where: after work. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900718

ELIZABETH FROM WASHINGTON DC IN MONTPELIER Elizabeth....you got in my car unknown and uninvited with provacative requests+forward suggestions... I left work in the wee hours to return home, your car was still next to mine....hopefully you are safe and sound.... I am sorry that I didn’t offer further protection from yourself or others....after possibly my life’s oddest encounter I wonder and hope that you are OK. When: Saturday, November 4, 2006. Where: In my car, Montpelier. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900717 HUNGER MOUNTAIN COOP Lovely, prematurely grey hair. We walked out together but did not speak. You drove off in a black VW. Single? Let’s talk. When: Friday, November 10, 2006. Where: Hunger Mountain Coop. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900716 FRIDAY 10TH, PEARL & S. WINOOSKI My sincere apologies to the bicyclist who ran into the back of my car around 9 a.m. this morning. Legally, I had to stop for that ambling pedestrian, but I still feel terrible! I know what it’s like to ride in Burlington, myself resigned only to the bike paths... When: Friday, November 10, 2006. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900715 MADE IN CHINA I spied you playing basketball in the pool. Telling me about the things I do that make you smile. I support you. I make you feel equal. I took your headache away. 5 and 1/2 hours of 1 + 1 = 1 I even bought my own picture frame. Tell me it didn’t work. I know what you need now. When: Thursday, November 9, 2006. Where: Botanical Gardens. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900714 MOM WILL STILL LOVE ME I spied you as you told me, He doesn’t keep promises, make me feel alive, listen to me. I know I did. What happened? Can you just give it all back? Don’t tell me it is what it is. “Great job last night Candyman.” I want to hear that every morning. You are my Sunshine, my only sunshine. Your eddie. When: Thursday, November 9, 2006. Where: Behind a glass of Reisling. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900713 POST-ELECTION GLEE AT PRICECHOPPER CHECKOUT My daughter was wearing a Bernie T-Shirt, and we were both gleeful about the election. We talked about Japan. You seem like someone I’d really like to know, but I wasn’t quite reckless enough to ask for a phone number, so I left with my groceries. I’ve regretted it ever since. When: Wednesday, November 8, 2006. Where: Checkout Line @ Price Chopper. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900712 LUDACRIS WANTS TO GIVE HIS Opinions to Lauren. It’s song 11 on his CD Back for the First Time. And to Zac...you can’t turn one of these into a housewife. They don’t act right. When: Tuesday, October 31, 2006. Where: downtown mall. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900711 JOHN, GREG BROWN ON 11/3 So I know your first name. You were supposed to be standing but you sat next to me. It was hard to talk but I really wanted to. You asked me if I wanted something from the bar and I said “no”. What was I thinking?! Ask me again.... When: Friday, November 3, 2006. Where: Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900708 CALIFORNIA HERE YOU COME So you just found out you’re leaving, I’m happy for you, but I don’t want you to go. Wish I had got to spend more time with you, but I’m happy for the time that I got. You’re an amazing person. I might even get on a plane for you. When: Wednesday, July 12, 2006. Where: VT/NY. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #900707 ESPRESSO-CHUGGING NORDIE You said you’ve never had an I Spy, so here one is! I spy with my little eye someone with hair good for rumpling, a vast knowledge of mixed drinks, and jeans that look great in Sepia. Later gramps. When: Wednesday, November 8, 2006. Where: Carol’s Hungry Mind. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900706 HOT CONSTRUCTION WORKER AT UVM Shorter guy, buzzcut, spider tattoo on your neck. Are you single? When: Wednesday, November 8, 2006. Where: UVM. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900705

OGE RETAIL THERAPY... It’s official, my team of doctors has approved treatment inclusive of spending way too much money in your store. Oh, and you, with the glasses, you know the other place I spend way too much time and money, which means we share addictions. Thanks for helping me feel not so alone in mine!! When: Saturday, November 4, 2006. Where: Along the shores of the big muddy.... You: Woman. Me: Man. #900704 CHAMPLAIN FARMS JERICHO RD ESSEX S. you are so beautiful... Are you single? Interested in a date? I deliver Wednesday morning from Pinestate Trading. Me: light brown hair, black sweatshirt and crazy for you... When: Wednesday, November 8, 2006. Where: Champlain Farms. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #900703 BOOK READING GODDESS @ REDSQUARE Drop dead gorgeous server at Red Square, Tuesday 11/8, around 11 p.m. I was with a bunch of rowdy guys, you brought me water and I asked you what book you were reading. You said something about an english teacher in Europe. How about java or lunch and we can talk books and more. When: Tuesday, November 7, 2006. Where: Red Square. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900702 LAUGHING NURSES:) Cute nurses sitting next to me—made me melt. Want to say “hi” again. When: Friday, November 3, 2006. Where: Cody’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900701 GOT YOU UNDER MY SKIN I spied you in my class, in Montreal, driving the Jetta thru the Notch, while I sang to you, as we danced. I spied the sun in your eyes once upon a time. Don’t you know little fool, you never can win. I don’t want Frankie to be right. I’ll be your friend, I want to be your Eddie, again. When: Monday, September 18, 2006. Where: In Class. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900700 HOME DEPOT MAN OF HARDWARE Beautiful Sunday before noon, 11/06. Me: woman, long, brown winter coat, dressed in low clothes, ready to paint kitchen, 5’5, short red hair, glasses. I held the image in my mind for long while, man, 6’, glasses, curly dark hair, huggable teddy bear, dressed in dark clothes. Couldn’t believe my eyes, looked around again, you are missed! When: Monday, November 6, 2006. Where: Home Depot. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900698 EDSON HILL MANOR, STOWE I was at a wedding you coordinated, and I see you drive through Stowe a lot...you were too busy to even breathe that day, I felt bad. The salmon was good, but the service was better, those blue eyes are mesmerizing. Wanna grab a beer sometime, this time I’ll serve you?! When: Thursday, September 28, 2006. Where: Edson Hill Manor. You: Man. Me: Man. #900697 HIGHER GROUND 11/3 We sat next to each other. I think that we were flirting. I should have gone up to the bar with you. When: Friday, November 3, 2006. Where: Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Woman. #900696 JUST BY CHANCE Does the sexy little purse fashioning kitten that accompanied me Sunday evening for dinner read the I Spys? If so... you really should know your delightful feminine presence made our Sunday afternoon playfully enjoyable. How about Ani DiFranco at the Flynn Monday night? When: Sunday, November 5, 2006. Where: Three Tomatoes. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900695 MY SISTER EILEEN Saw you at East Montpelier high school play - I was the gray bearded dude. You were that cute guy. I knew Mrs. Apopolis and said “hi” to her. Was that eye contact meaningful? Dinner? When: Saturday, November 4, 2006. Where: East Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Man. u #900694 TRUCKER FROM BURLINGTON Talked briefly in Waterbury on a sunny afternoon. You offered 4 me to check out your truck. I declined, timing was bad, you said maybe next time. I hope so, you mentioned the candle on the hill. When: Sunday, November 5, 2006. Where: Waterbury. You: Man. Me: Man. u #900693 LEUNIG’S SATURDAY NIGHT At the bar at Leunig’s on Saturday night, across from each other, all beautiful smiles and eyes, even out the door! Closer please.... When: Saturday, November 4, 2006. Where: Leunig’s cafe. You: Woman. Me: Man. #900692

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dance AFRICAN DANCE WITH SORIBA SIMBO CAMARA, TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM GUINEA, WEST AFRICA: Weekly classes, Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. and Fridays, 5:30-6:45 p.m. Williston Sports and Fitness Edge. $12 per class or $60 for six classes. Info, 802-540-0035. All levels welcome to both classes, emphasis on beginner instruction on Fridays. Dance to live drumming, have fun and smile while sweating! Join Simbo in experiencing fun, high-energy dances from Guinea. Simbo recently relocated to Burlington from Conakry, Guinea, where he was a member of the acclaimed Les Ballets Africains. He has extensive teaching experience and wants to share his culture with you!

AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome! DANCE MASTERCLASS AT THE FLYNN! For adults and teens, Tuesday, December 5, 6-7:30 p.m. $20. MainStage, Flynn Center, Burlington. Info, flynnarts@flynncenter.org, 802-652-4548, ext. 4, or visit www.flynncenter.org. Discover how acclaimed dance company Pilobolus create their magical works in this workshop conducted by a company member. Examining the choreographic process through structured sequences, participants learn about partnering principles, improvisational skills, and group collaboration. Workshop is designed to meet participants at all levels of skill and experience. Pilobolus will perform on the Flynn MainStage, Wednesday, December 6, 7:30 p.m. DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, preregistration required). Argentinean Tango every Friday, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date. Monthly membership, $40 or $65, $12 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! DISCOVER THE ALEXANDER TECHNIQUE AT THE FLYNN!: Saturday, December 2; 12:30-3 p.m. $30. Chase Dance Studio, Flynn Center, Burlington. Info, flynnarts@flynncenter.org, 802-652-

SWING DANCE LESSONS: Six weeks, two nights, two levels. (Beginners on Tuesdays, Levels 2 and 3 on Wednesdays). Tuesdays, December 5 - January 9, 6:30-7:30 p.m., Swing 1/Lindy Hop Basics, Beginning level; no experience required; includes free Vermont Swings practice session immediately following. Wednesdays, December 5 January 10, 6:30-7:30 p.m., Swing 2C/ Mostly Swing Outs: Learn (or refine) a variety of Swing Outs, the heart of 8-count Lindy Hop. Level 2: must have mastered Swing 1 – or by permission. 7:45-8:45 p.m., Intermediate/Advanced Balboa, prerequisite: You must know Come Around, Send Out, Lollies, CrossOvers. Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. $50 for six-week series, $40 for students and seniors. Info, 860-7501 or www.lindyvermont.com. No partner needed for any class! All classes are taught by Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl. We focus on having fun and learning technique that will allow you to dance with anyone, anywhere. (Please bring clean, non-marking shoes.)

design/build DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Low-Cost Renewable Energy Systems, December 3-8. $725. Learn about low-cost, low-tech, renewable energy options. Boxmaking, December 9-10. $275. Design and build beautiful wooden boxes using woodworking skills that can also be applied to larger projects. Design/Build in the Dominican Republic, January 3-20. $1800. This 17-day class will lead design students through a dynamic, collaborative design/build process for an innovative community project in a unique tropical environment. Handplanes, January 20-21. $275. Learn how to sharpen and tune a handplane enabling you to square up stock, edge join boards, and create a surface so smooth that sanding is unnecessary. Renovation, January 21-26. $725. Learn the skills and techniques to plan and take on your own home reno-

vation projects, including selective demolition, reframing walls, floors and roofs, hanging doors and windows, installing wood trim and mouldings, and more. Drafting 101, January 27-28. $275. This workshop will introduce you to all the main drafting conventions and give you tips on how to make your drawings into works of art. Info, call 802-496-5545 or visit www. yestermorrow.org. Scholarships are available. All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive and hands-on. Celebrating our 26th year! Just 45 minutes from Burlington.

drumming BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES FALL SESSION II: Kids Beginners’ Class, Tuesdays 4:30-5:20 p.m. Sixweek session begins 10/31. $47. Kids Advanced Beginners’ Class, Mondays 3:15-4 p.m. Six-week session begins 10/30. $47. Adult Beginners’ Class, Tuesdays, 5:306:20 p.m. Six-week session begins 10/31 $53. Adult Advanced Beginners’ Class, Mondays, 5:307 p.m. Six-week session begins 10/30. $48. All classes held at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Adult walk-in price, $10 per class. Info, 802658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or visit www.burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins welcome! Gift certificates available! FALL HAND DRUMMING CLASSES: Beginners’ Conga Class, Wednesdays, 5:30-6:50. Threeweek session begins 10/25. $30. Two-week session begins 11/29. $20. Walk-in price, $12. Beginners’ Djembe Class: Wednesdays, Six-week session begins 9/13. $60. Three-week session begins 10/25. $30. Two-week session begins 11/29. $20. Walk-in price, $12. Classes held at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko. org or visit www.burlingtontaiko. org. Walk-ins welcome! Gift certificates available! RICHMOND FALL SESSION II TAIKO CLASSES: Kids and Parents Beginners’ Class, Thursdays, 5:30-6:20 p.m. Six-week session begins 11/02. $95/pair. Adult Beginners’ Class, Thursdays, 6:307:20 p.m. Six-week session begins 11/02. $59. Paid pre-registration is required, and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Classes held at Richmond Free Library Community Meeting Room. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or visit www.burlingtontaiko.org. Gift certificates available!

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FREE HOLIDAY KIDS CORNER: Saturdays, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m., November 25, December 2, 9, 16, 23. Shelburne Art Center Gallery, 54 Falls Rd. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelbur neartcenter.org. Shelburne Art Center, in collaboration with Shelburne Village businesses, is offering a free Holiday Kids’ Corner. Parents can drop off their children (aged 4 and up) for an hour or more while they visit shops in the Village. Kids will make holiday-themed art projects and gifts and have a good time. Parents can shop in a relaxed mode, knowing their children are enjoying art and fun at the gallery studio. The Kids’ Corner is designed as a drop-in program, so you do not need to register.

123SPANISHNOW.COM: Hola! Bonjour! and Bom Dia! Spanish, French and Portuguese classes for adults and for kids! Located in Waitsfield, Montpelier and Burlington. Eight weeks starting in March. $130 (90 mins.). Info www.123spanishnow. com. Join us for language classes with native speakers. Classes are designed for beginner through advanced levels. Students will learn basic grammar, vocabulary and pronunciation in a fun and positive learning environment. Spanish is fun, sign up today!

gardening 2007 MASTER GARDENER BASIC COURSE: Tuesdays, beginning February 6 – May 8, 6:15–9:15 p.m. Offered statewide. $325 includes tuition and all materials. Info, call 656-9562 or visit www. uvm.edu/mastergardener. This UVM Extension course covers the basics of Home Horticulture. Instructors are UVM faculty and Vermont professionals. Topics include: Botany, Perennials and Annuals, Landscape Design, Vegetables, Lawns, Entomology, Plant Diseases, Soils, Woody Ornamentals, Pest Management, Invasive Plant Control, and Becoming a Master Gardener.

health SHY-NO-MORE PROGRAM: Thursdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Center for Anxiety Disorders. $25 per group. Info, 802-865-3450 ext. 354 or email shynomoreprogram@yahoo.com. You can overcome shyness! Free workshop, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. at the Center for Anxiety Disorders, 112 Lake Street, Burlington.

herbs NATURAL SPA PRODUCTS: With Kelley Robie. Wednesday, November 29, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $20. Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 West Canal St., Winooski. Info, 802-865-HERB. Tired of spending money to buy those lovely and overpriced spa goodies? We’ll help by teaching you how to make your own - using only the finest ingredients. Join Kelley, from Horsetail Herbals, as we whipup our “Sweeter Than Honey Body Glow” & the wonderfully aromatic and edible Chocolate Body Butter. Next a little TLC for our lower appendages will be supplied by customizing your own foot spritzer. And to relax all of you, a beautiful, soothing eye pillow.

LEARN SPANISH: Saturday, December 2, 3-8 p.m. or Sunday December 3, 2-7 p.m. $ 80, snack, drinks and all materials included. Info, 802-310-4701 or email mayatiempo@yahoo.com. This intensive workshop is designed to allow ample opportunities to further develop your listening, speaking and writing skills. Activities are communicative as well as cooperative and emphasize learning context, they also foster critical thinking and the development of language strategies as circumlocution and rehearsed speech. PARLEZ VOUS FRANCAIS?: Communication and vocabulary enrichment, some grammar review. Fun and useful. Mad River Valley, Stowe, Montpelier. Taught by Yves Compere, French native, 802-4966669.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, December 5, 5:30 p.m. Please watch a class before enrolling. Adult classes meet MondayFriday, 5:30-6:30 and 6:35-8 p.m., Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m., Saturdays, 10:45 a.m. - 11:45 p.m. and Sundays, 10-11 a.m. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Wednesdays, 45 p.m. and Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Muso Shinden Ryu laido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Saturdays, 11:45 a.m. - 1 p.m. Zazen (seated Zen meditation), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 802-951-8900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch Aikido classes. Gift certificates available. We now have a children’s play space for training parents. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th degree black belt and Burlington’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido instructor. BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, SNAKE STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: For an appointment to view a class, Saturday, 11 a.m., Wednesday, 7 p.m., call 802-864-7902 or visit www.iptaichi.org. 100 Church

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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Street, Burlington. The snake style is the original martial version of Yang Tai Chi and was taught only to family and disciples for five generations. The snake style develops flexibility of the spine, hips, and rib cartilage and stretches and strengthens the internal muscles of the hips, abdomen, thoracic ribs and deep layers of the back. The snake style uses core muscles to move from posture to posture in a rhythmic and seamless pattern, generating powerful jin energy for martial skill and power. The snake style uses suppleness and subtlety to overcome brute force. Robust health, deep relaxation, emotional harmony, touch sensitivity and intuitive power are the rewards of studying this masterful martial art. The snake style is taught by Bao Tak Fai (Bob Boyd), Disciple of the late Grandmaster Ip Tai Tak and sixth generation lineage teacher of the Yang style.

nn Center, Burlington. Info, flynnarts@flynncenter.org, 802652-4548, ext. 4, or www.flynncenter.org. Workshop participants will explore body and movement from an anatomical perspective, learning how the musculoskeletal structure and nervous and respiratory systems affect strength, sensitivity, and freedom of movement, while taking the underlying principles of the Alexander Technique into action—incorporating breath and speech. This workshop is useful to dancers, actors, and musicians as well as others. Participants in Session II should have taken October’s Session I or have some previous experience with the technique. For adults older teens welcome with permission.

MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17.

STEWARDSHIP OF THE URBAN LANDSCAPE (S.O.U.L): Mondays, beginning January 8 - May 5, 69 p.m. $50, includes tuition and all course materials. Six locations around the state through Vermont Interactive Television (VIT) Bennington, Brattleboro, St. Albans, Johnson, Williston and Randolph. Info, 802-223-2389 ext. 25 or visit http://www.uvm.edu/extension/ soul/. This VT Tree Steward Training program combines technical information on tree biology, tree health, risk assessment and proper planting and maintenance with new communication, leadership and group process skills.

VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line” Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. First class free. Info, 660-4072 or visit www.bjjusa. com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian JiuJitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-to-learn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Monday through Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. and Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Burlington Shambhala Center. Info, 802-658-6795 or visit http:// www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Meditation instruction available on Sunday mornings or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month, December 2, for meditation and discussions, 9-11:30 a.m.

music DISCOVER THE ALEXANDER TECHNIQUE AT THE FLYNN!: Saturday, December 2, 12:30-3 p.m. $30. Chase Dance Studio, Fly-

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photography ARTISTS/PHOTOGRAPHERS/EDUCATORS: Affordable, individual, Photoshop instruction in a working artist’s studio. Work with Frog Hollow artist John Churchman, a highly skilled master Photoshop artist who will guide you in translating your artistic ideas while expanding your personal Photoshop mastery/archival print making. Flexible scheduling available. Please call 899-2200.

pilates ABSOLUTE PILATES: Tone, stretch, strengthen, energize! Discover the power of the Pilates method of body conditioning and create a whole new body. Absolute Pilates offers equipment-based private sessions (free 1/2 hour intros available) and group mat classes in an attractive, welcoming locale. 12 Gregory Drive, Suite One, South Burlington. Info, please call Lynne at 802-310-2614 or email lynnemartens@ msn.com. Lynne was certified by the Pilates Studio, NYC, in March 2000 after 600 hours of rigorous instruction and testing by Pilates elder Romana Kryzanowska and master teacher Bob Liekens. Lynne also teaches in Burlington and at the University of Vermont. PILATES SPACE, A PLACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: Come experience our beautiful, lightfilled studio, expert teachers and welcoming atmosphere. We offer Pilates, Anusara-inspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and Gyrotonic to people of all ages and levels of fitness who want to look good, feel good, and experience the freedom of a healthy body. Conveniently located in Burlington at 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park). Want to learn more about Pilates? Call to sign up for a free introduction. We

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pottery POTTERY CLASSES: November 5 January 20, evening, after school, morning. Schoolhouse Pottery, Moscow. $236 adults, $216 kid’s 9week semester. Info, 802-253-1956 or email schoolhousepottery@yahoo.com. Come play with clay. All ages. All disciplines. Great fun, very creative, excellent community interaction! Call for details!

reiki REIKI: Please join me for a FREE Reiki Session on the first Saturday of every month. Ray of Light, The Alternative Wellness Center, 34 Pleasant Street, Morrisville. Info, email rayoflight108@gmail.com or 802-635-1728. Please contact me if you need directions and RSVP. Reiki encourages health and balance of body, mind and spirit. Dates to add to your calendar: December 2, January 6, February 3, March 3, 2-5 p.m.

spirituality TIBETAN BUDDHIST TANTRIC TEACHINGS: Lamchen Gyalpo Rinpoche. Wednesday, November 22: Amitabha Empowerment: Buddha of Boundless Light, 7 p.m., $35. Thursday - Friday, November 23-24, Phowa Teachings: Transfering Consciousness at the Time of Death, $100. Saturday - Monday, November 25-27, Vajravarahi Empowerment and Teachings: Realizing the Feminine Embodiment of Wisdom and Bliss, $180. Burnham Hall, Lincoln, VT. Info, www.ddcv. com, ddcv@gmavt.net, 802-4533431. All days except November 22, 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. No one turned away for financial reasons. Scholarships available.

theater DISCOVER THE ALEXANDER TECHNIQUE AT THE FLYNN!: Saturday, December 2, 12:30-3 p.m. $30. Chase Dance Studio, Flynn Center, Burlington. Info, flynnarts@flynncenter.org, 802-6524548, ext. 4, or www.flynncenter. org. Workshop participants will explore body and movement from an anatomical perspective, learning how the musculoskeletal structure and nervous and respiratory systems affect strength, sensitivity, and freedom of movement, while taking the underlying principles of the Alexander Technique into action—incorporating breath and speech. This workshop is useful to dancers, actors, and musicians as well as others. Participants in Session II should have taken October’s Session I or have some previous experience with the technique. For adults, older teens welcome with permission.

wood BOWL TURNING: Saturday and Sunday, December 2 and 3, 9 a.m. 4 p.m. Members $200, nonmembers $225, materials $30. Shelburne Art Center. Info, 985-3648 or www. shelburneartcenter.org. Here’s a chance to learn how to turn a bowl from green material or refine skills you may already have. This will be a hands-on workshop and will cover areas including: material selection and preparation; lathe safety, operation, and chucking techniques; bowl gouge use and sharpening; bowl design considerations; and finishing and drying techniques. The workshop requires no previous experience and because it is limited to no more than four participants there will be plenty of individualized attention. COMMUNITY WOODWORKERS SHOP: New classes: Building the Mill Creek Kayak, Kitchen and Bathroom Cabinet making, call for info. Intro to Basic Woodworking, 382 Hercules Drive, Suite 5, Colchester. Info, 802-655-4201 or stop by and take a tour. Web: http://mysite.verizon.net/stevensturgis/cwss.

yoga BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special workshops and classes for beginners, intermediate, series and meditation. Private individual and group classes available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $12 drop-in, $100 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 4825547 or www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. BURLINGTON YOGA: Daily classes offered 6:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. $12/hour, $14 for 90 minutes, $160 for unlimited monthly membership, $60 for a private lesson. Info, 658-9642 (yoga) or info@burlingtonyoga.com. Beginner, Flow, Iyengar style, Kid’s, Kripalu, Kundalini, Men’s, Mid-life, Naam, Prenatal, Restorative. There is a powerful cumulative effect achieved by practicing postures in varied sequences. STHIRA SUKHAM ASANAM Sthira= steady; Sukham=comfort; Asanam= posture. Asana is a steady comfortable posture. “True asana is that in which the thought of Brahma flows effortlessly through the mind.” BKS Iyengar. EVOLUTION YOGA: Classes for all levels taught in vinyasa, anusara inspired and ashtanga traditions. Specialty classes offered weekly in prenatal, postnatal, fundamentals and restorative yoga. $13 drop-in, $120 10 class card. First class is free. Monday 6 pm class is “pay what you can.” Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn Street, Burlington. Info, 864-9642, evolutionvt.com. Yoga for a Healthy Back 6-week series begins January 16. Kids Yoga, ages 2 - 5, 10-week series begins January 17. Upcoming workshops: Infant Massage, Saturday, December 2, 9:30-10:45 a.m. Facing the Eye of the Tiger Intermediate/Advanced Anusara Practice, Saturday, December 9, 9 a.m. - noon. Partner Prenatal Yoga and Massage, Saturday, December 9, 1-4 p.m. Find a class that is right for your level of experience and feel the benefits of yoga.

JOHNSON YOGA STUDIO: Fall schedule. $10 class. 36 School Street, Johnson. Info, 802-6352733 or visit http://www.vermontstudiocenter.org/yoga.html. Johnson Yoga Studio offers classes in Ashtanga, Iyengar, Kripalu, Hatha Flow and Sivananda yoga. Sunday, December 10, Iyengar Workshop with Leigh Milne: Yoga for Skiers. Preregistration required.

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YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, open to all levels. Astanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Kripalu, Prenatal, Kids and Senior Classes. Register for our six-week sessions. Intro to Ashtanga Yoga, October 16-November 20, Mondays 7:30 p.m. Intro to Kripalu Yoga, November 6-December 11, Mondays 7:30 p.m. Yoga for Kids and Toddlers, October 30- December 4, Mondays, 9:30 a.m. Yoga for Skiers and Riders, November 2 - December 14, Thursdays 7:30 p.m. Monthly Sunday Restorative Sessions, October 22, November 19. YVT 200 Hour Instructor Training begins October 20. Chace Mill, Burlington. $13 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit yogavermont.com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in three beautiful spacious studios on the Winooski River. Look for our new studio on Church Street (top floor of the Leunig’s building).

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kenmore washer and dryer Electric, excellent condition. $350. Bob, 899-5426. Massage table with case. Bought brand new 1 year ago. Used approximately 5 times. Excellent condition. Asking $150 dollars. Please call 1-802-363-0198.

Reece Hitch New Reece hitch. Used from Arizona to VT. Off ‘03 GM 3/4 ton. $75/firm. 802-782-9522. SMALL ELECTRIC HEATER Stay warm this winter. It works. Asking $20. Call 863-1640. Snow Tires (4) 205/55/R16 studded Bridgestone Winterforce tires. Good tread. $240/OBO. Call 802-522-5885. snow tires (4) Nokia Hakkapaliitta 155 sr 13 mud and snow. In excellent condition. $125. Call Bob, 899-5426. Thule car rack system, incls. cross bars, feet and locking ski rack. $150. 802-863-1537. Washer / Dryer Combo Unit EdgeStar Ventless 110V washer/ dryer combo unit, 2 months old, we are moving, asking $675 (paid $1050), hooks up to kitchen sink. Photos at www.sevendaysvt.com. Call 802-233-7816.

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Antiques/ Collectibles Antique Child’s Sleigh Fill w/presents and decorate for the holidays! $100. Call Eileen at 802 324-3757. Antique Quilts Tops and squares. Left over from closed quilt shop. Each quilt priced sep. Call 802-372-4568 for more info. Earnhardt Jr. Diecast Cars 24 Diecaest Cars. Excellent condition. Boxes in MINT condition. Great Christmas gift! $1250 all together or will sell separately. Call for more information. 802-249-8092.

Appliances/ Tools/Parts 4 snow tires 185R15 Hakkapeliitta mounted on 6.1x15x43 Volvo steel rims. All very good condition. $325. From 1999 V70 wagon. 802-862-9455. Chevy 74-88 Sliding Window Tinted Rear Sliding Window for Chevy C/K Truck 1974-88... Window came out of a 1986 Chevy 1/2 ton pickup. Fits years 74-88. Call Rik: 802-225-1326. Dust Buster Clean it up for $10. Works. Call 863-1640. G.E. ELECTRIC COOKTOP Almondcolored. 21.25 x 30.25” (fits 19.5” x 28.5” countertop opening). Spotless, like new. $75. 802-899-2305

Serious skin care From the HSN, olive oil products, 9, brand new. Incl. bronze bag and yearly planner. Paid $70, asking $20. 802-363-3547.

Electronics AMD Computer System AMD Duron 900mhz System /17” Monitor, 256MB memory, 40GB disk, CDROM, LAN, audio, video, keyboard, and mouse. $100. Call Mike, 872-2747 after 6 p.m. AMD Computer System AMD KT7-RAID w/600mhz CPU, 17” CRT monitor, 384MB memory, 30GB Disk, DVDROM, 10/100 LAN, audio, Geforce2 AGP video. $100. Call Mike, 872-2747 after 6 p.m. BACHMAN TRAIN SET HO Scale Locomotive and several side cars w/lots of track, homemade tunnel w/light. 2 many extras to say. $22/OBO. Call Michael at 802-363-0792. Color Printer w/cartridges. $30/OBO. 802-999-6210. Computer Cases ATA style w/ PSU, 2 cases, $20 for both. Call 802-264-4878. Dell Latitude C840 Laptop Latitude C840, 1.6GHZ P4, 1GB DDR RAM, 60GB WD Hard Drive, Pro Wireless, CD/RW, Win XP Pro, and MS Office, runs excellent! $475. Call 399-6812. Ergonomic keyboard $35/OBO. 802-999-6210. Photography Equipment 2 Lowell DPs w/barn d., stands, light bank, C-stand and grip. Call Bill 802-870-1028 for full details and prices.

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Difficult cat Free cat, might be best for a single female, with no other pets. Yellow long-haired 1/2 Persian. Call Jen at 893-3982.

Bathroom Vanity Bathroom vanity complete w/oak cabinet, almond single bowl by Kohler, Moen single handle faucet, and formica top. $150 takes all. 802-862-5588. Bookcase - Wooden Robust, 3 shelves, 45x12x46. $60. Call 802-264-4878.

ÂŤ buy this stuff PLAYSTATION 3 Brand new 20GB Sony playstation 3. Unopened and in hand. Perfect for Christmas. $1300/OBO. 802-598-9650, please leave a message. Server Case - 4U New w/PSU, key access to drives, $75/OBO. 802-264-4878. SONY CRT VIDEO PROJECTOR 1987 VPH-1001Q SuperBright model, New bulbs (have 100 hours of use). Comes w/case, all in great shape. Also have screen iF interested. $500. 802-343-7095. Sony PS2 Brand new in unopened box! A perfect X-mas gift. Comes w/1 game, also never opened. The first $100 takes it. 802-658-1251. SONY PSP + 10 GAMES/EXTRAS In box w/everything it came with new + 10 games (GTA, Metalgear, Tonyhawk, infected, Spiderman 2, Deathjr, Mercury, Midnightclub, Terminator2 UMD, sampler). $300. 802-343-7094. TiVo+Service TiVo Series 2 rev. 4 DVR 40 hour - refurbished. Unopened box, 12-month service plan not yet activated. $25. 802-655-4749. X-box 2 controllers, 1 cordless, steering wheel w/pedals, 78 games incl. $175/OBO. 802-859-0901.

Entertainment/ Tickets 30 Horror VHS Tapes all tapes in great shape, and play fine. $20. Various titles. 802-343-7094. Dancer, solid gold exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette and fun-on-one shows or any time good friends get together. #1 for fun. 802-658-1464. New talent welcome. DANCERS WANTED to perform at bachelor parties, birthdays and private parties. Work available. Make full-time money with parttime hours. No experience necessary. 802-862-1377. Girls n’ guys gone wild Adult entertainment. Best prices. Quality performers. New talent welcome. Lots of work. 802-661-0066. SMUGGS YOUTH SEASON’S PASS Gift certificate for Smuggs 06/07 youth season’s pass, ages 13 - 18. Asking $300 OBO ($444 value!!!) Great holiday gift. Pick up in Essex or Burlington. WEEKEND TIMBERHOLM B&B Already put down $1200 deposit, willing to sell for $800/OBO. Call 802-734-2264.

cherry Bedroom set, all in box, lined drawers, dovetailed construction. Headboard, footboard, mattress, box, dresser, chest, nightstand. Cost $5000, sell $1500. Beth, 802-893-3666. Dining room set Cherrywood dining room set. Table, chairs, hutch buffet, server, all still in box, can split up. Must see. Only $2275. 802-893-7296. Furniture for Sale Pine end tables, $30/each. Side server, $195. 50s era sewing machine w/cabinet, $175. Set of pine louvered doors for 28� opening, $40. Call 862-5588. Futon solid wood, mattress, all in box. Must sell. $275. 802-893-7666. Great Furniture Deals Beautiful Maple dresser w/mirror & chest (6 drawers on each piece), $175/both. Futon bed w/two mattresses that converts to seat, $75. Free linens w/purchase. 2 upholstered chairs - barrel style, $25/ each. 802-865-4918. HOT TUB SPA 2007, 5 person w/ lounger, ozonator, full warranty, hydrotherpay jets, energy effcient, 110v or 220v, Never used, still in shrink wrap. Cost $4600, must sell $2500. 802-893-7296. Kingsdown Bed - Full-$300 Kingsdown bed. Full mattress, box spring, frame. 15 months old. Excellent condition. Call 848-7024594 or luigi.montanez@yahoo. com. Mattress Set Mattress, box, brand new, never slept on. Cost $575. Sell $260. 802-893-0666. Memory Foam Mattress Visco Memory Foam mattress and box. Still in box. Cost $2000. Must sell, $500. 802-893-3666. Moving Sale Moving by mid January and selling everything from furniture to kitchenware, including air conditioners, plants, clothes, art supplies. Please visit our website containing photos and descriptions at www.vermontmovingsale.com or 304-6795. Office Cubicles - Haworth 17, 6’ X 8’ cubicles (60� tall). Everything for $5000 or $400/each. The cubicles are used and in good to great condition. 802-878-3881. Queen bed set Queen mattress, box and frame. Double-sided orthopedic pillowtop. All new, never used. Cost $800, sell $350. Call 802-893-7296. Queen Futon - $300 Queen futon from Burlington Futon Co. 15 months old, excellent condition. Mattress w/black slipcover. Call Luigi, 848-702-4594 or luigi.mon tanez@yahoo.com. Wooden futon frame. $25/OBO. 802-859-0901. Wooden headboard queen size, good condition, $15. Burlington area. 802-363-3547.

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pool Table 8’ billiards table, 1� slate, comes w/everything! Must see. Retail value $5200. Sell $1700. Bill, 802-893-7315.

2 wonderful horses to lease at our full-service barn or yours. Both very well schooled, dressage, one jumps. Confident, intermediate rider. 802-482-2083.

DOGGIE CAR GATE Keep your pooch in the back while you cruise. Like new. Asking $35. Call 863-1640. Free Special Needs Kitty! Rescue kitty looking for a forever home. She is partially blind but she is adorable and cuddly, and looking for love. 802-279-2681. Beautiful/ Golden/Lab Mix Loving 12-month-old neutered male golden/Lab mix w/all his shots available for adoption...if you are interested please call for an interview. 802-318-4324. CLIPPER SUNBEAM-STEWART Heavy-duty, model 510 clipmaster. Excellent condition. $85. 802-899-2305.

Sports Equipment New Snowboard Jacket Brand new Predator ski/snowboard jacket. Still has tags. Zip in liner, waterproof, powder skirt. $100. 802-453-5336. Canoe Paddles 2 paddles, rarely used, wooden, excellent cond. $120/each when new. $60/each. 264-4878.

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FIREWOOD DRY HARDWOOD High BTUs, ash, maple, oak, beech, etc. Split/ready to go. $190 cord. Small delivery charge depending upon distance. Multi-cord discount available. 802-598-6835, leave message.

Feng Shui Vermont Consultations for homes, businesses, schools. Space clearing, personal clearing, presentations, workshops. Certified Feng Shui Practitioner Carol C. Wheelock, M.Ed. 802-496-2306, cwheelock@ fengshuivermont.com, www. fengshuivermont.com.

Housekeeping Meticulous Currently openings for: weekly, bi-weekly, monthly, move-out cleans, between tenant cleans, one time cleans. Call Lindsay for an estimate at 802-734-7008 or email: lindsayreszewski@yahoo. com.

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Snowboarding Boots- M 10.5 Nearly new, Vans, Hi Standard, men’s 10.5, conventional, smoke/ navy. Worn once before, outgrowing them. Retail: $129.95, asking $50/OBO. Amanda, 802-324-7355.

Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave, 802-859-8966. Kodak Carousel Projector Have a projector you no longer use? As long as it is in working order, I want to take a look at it! Call 238-5718. Treadmill Wanted Manual (non-motorized) treadmill wanted. Must be in good shape. 3732 1 9 8 .

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Moving/Hauling Drivers w/late model vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 802-658-1464.

Pet Riding Instuctions Accepting enthusiastic individuals of any age, no prior riding experience necessary. Great gift for the holidays! Contact Brittany, 802-3559602 or bbcallh@yahoo.com. See Spot Run Individualized dog/puppy and cat care. Dog walking, puppy potty breaks and feeding. Excellent local references. Call Nancy @ 233-7648 to discuss your pet’s needs.

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Health/Wellness Affordable Life Coaching Pre requisite: Lust for life, willful and courageous. You must want it more than you fear it. Robyn Yurcek, CPCC, www.acourageous way.com, 802-655-0131. Body/mind/spirit/emotion Head, neck, shoulders and back are my specialties. I can help you bring deep attention, comfort and healing to your ‘issues’, or enhance qualities that you already have. I use bodywork, energywork, intuition, communication, and lightheartedness. Dan O’Connell, 802-862-4714. E.S. Massage Therapy Swedish, therapeutic, aromatherapy, deep tissue, add hot towels. CMT. 802-760-7845. Across from Ann Taylor window, 125 Bank Street, #2, Burlington. Gift certificates available.

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Benchmark Renovations Competitive prices on all your remodeling projects. 30 years experience. Very creative. References. 802-343-8161.

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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. MAKE $150/HOUR Get paid cash for your opinion! Earn $5 to $75 to fill our simple surveys online. Start now! http://www.paid choice.com. (AAN CAN) MOviE ExtRAs, actors, models! Make $100-$300/day. No exp. req., FT/PT All looks needed! 1800-799-6215. (AAN CAN) POst OFFiCE JOBs AvAiLABLE Avg. pay $20/hour or $57K annually including federal benefits and OT. Paid training, vacations. PT/ FT. 1-800-584-1775 USWA Ref# P4401 (AAN CAN) stARt yOUR Own Do it yourself greeting card business. 1000 cards for $100. Call for more information, 802-893-8260. Best time to call is Monday-Thursday, 7-10 p.m.

05 HOnDA PiLOt MiD-sz sUv 4WD, seats 8, power everything, heated leather seats, moon roof, ext-warranty, rear-air/heat, remote starter, pet barrier, extra Hakka snows, ex. cond, blue. $23,975/OBO. 802849-6975 let ring. 1993 FORD F250 DiEsEL Utility bed. Great work truck, always starts and runs great. Little rust. 15-18 miles per gallon. 802-8821923, Dennis. 1994 sUBARU LEgACy wAgOn White, 5-speed, AWD, well maintained. AC, cruise, pw, pl, nice interior. Comes w/4 snow tires & rims, 27 mpg, 153 K (mellow miles), $2200 . Call 658-6582. 1995 COntOUR FOR sALE 1995 Contour clean inside and out. No rust, new hd. gaskets, water pump, timing, steering rack, rotors & pads. 110 K. 4 cyl., auto remote start. Nice college starter. $1425. 802-782-9522. 1995 JEEP gRAnD CHEROKEE 4WD, red w/grey interiors, 110 K, kept well, paint, body and motor in good condition. $4800. comp@ barcianet.com or 802-864-9991.

Cars/Trucks $500 POLiCE iMPOUnDs, Cars from $500! Tax repos, US Marshal and IRS sales! Cars, Trucks, SUVs, Toyotas, Hondas, Chevys, more! For listings call 1-800-298-4150 ext.C107. (AAN CAN) ‘96 sUBARU OUtBACK wagon, solid body, reliable winter car. Runs well but needs a little work. 160 K. Must sell. Asking $1295. 802-324-8492.

1996 MERCURy sABLE wAgOn Power everything, clean-interior, under 49 K. New snow tires w/less than 2000 miles on them. No rust. Asking $3500. 802-3101795. Questions? Joe@joety mecki.com. 1997 HOnDA ACCORD Lx 135 K, 4 studded snows and 4 summers, custom CD sub and amp, KBB $5850, selling for $2000/ OBO. Needs new muffler and gas tank. Call Gardner for more info 802-249-9671. 1997 JEttA gt 5-speed, 80 K. $3500/OBO. 802-859-0901. 1998 JEEP CHEROKEE sPORt Red, 4-door, 4WD, 6 cyl, auto, PW, PL, AC, cruise control, tilt wheel, roof rack, very good condition, 99 K. $5600/OBO. 802-863-6767.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] 1998 tOyOtA CAMRy LE 4-door, luxury sedan w/auto locks and windows. 180 K, excellent mechanical condition and comes w/4 rimmed snow tires, 3-disc CD player, AC and sun roof. 802-309-2140. 1999 AUDi A4 wAgOn v6 AwD Pearl white, grey leather interior, 125 K highway miles, 5-speed, Tiptronic, power everything, Bose sound, 6 CD changer. $8500. comp@barcianet.com or call 802-310-0805. 1999 BMw 323i v6 111 K, auto everything, leather, heated seats, moon/sun roof, AC, Alloy wheels, anti-lock brakes, anti-theft alarm system, CD player, dual front airbags, keyless entry system, mint condition, beautiful car! $12,000. Call Angela, 310-6719. 1999 sUBARU AwD wAgOn Two sets of tires, roof rack, blue, 5speed. 802-373-9244, ask for Dave. $3000. Won’t last long. 1999 vOLvO CROss COUntRy Goes anywhere in the snow! Clean, new brakes, second set of rims, leather. 125 K. $6900. Call 425-7250. 2000 sAtURn sC2 3-door, red sports coupe, 81 K, 1 adult owner, meticulous maintenance. 6 disc in console changer. New inspection. Looks, runs and drives excellent. Needs nothing. A must see. Below KBB at $3250. 802-999-2474. 2000 tOyOtA tACOMA Xtra cab, excellent condition, 75 K w/bed liner and fiberglass cap. $9750. Call 482-4829. 2000 vw BEEtLE gLx tURBO Green, auto, 6-disk changer, ABS, traction control, leather, heated seats, moon roof, alloy wheels and Thule roof rack. Loaded. Call 802-309-3092. 103 K. $7800/neg.

2000 vw JEttA, 5-speed, 4 cyl, 78,500 miles, dark blue. AC, CD changer, winters, power locks/ mirrors/windows, moon roof, cruise. Great shape, great gas mileage. $6750. 802-233-5800.

2003 JEttA gL tDi wAgOn Diesel, manual silver, stunning drive, black cloth Georgia car, 44 K, 48 + mpg. Vermont TDI Imports. www. fruitlands.net/tdi 802-426-3889. $19,000. vwtdi@fruitlands.net.

2000 vw JEttA gLs Silver w/ black interior, 5-speed, 4-door, one owner, dealer maintained - in excellent shape! 165 K (highway miles), good gas mileage. 4 new tires in July plus 4 studded snows. Great commuter car or around town car for students! Asking $5000 (below blue book). staralbright@msn.com.

2003 POntiAC viBE AwD 53 K, Nokian WR tires, car starter, power moon roof, CD changer, extended warranty, automatic transmission w/overdrive. Call evenings at 802-399-9206.

2001 AUDi A4 1.8t QUAttRO 72 K, black exterior/tan interior, 5speed, tinted, power locks/power windows, moon roof. Excellent condition. Brand new Cam tensioner. $11,500. 802-233-2446, 802-453-5336. 2001 sUBARU OUtBACK Maroon, 72 K, standard transmission, great in the snow. Needs new tires. Quality car w/minimal maintenance. $9000. Call Brent, 802-238-6539. 2002 AUDi A4 1.8t AwD Auto, Tiptronic, fully loaded. Summer & winter tires. Extended warranty (7 years/75 K). Dolphin gray. 50 K. Fully serviced at Audi dealership. Excellent condition. $17000/OBO. Please call Chris or Tammy, 802-893-8169. 2002 sUBARU OUtBACK LtD 4 cyl., auto, AWD, leather seats, sun roofs, AC, cruise, CD & tape player. Original owners, 113 K. $8900. Call 802-989-9439. 2003 FORD FOCUs ztw wAgOn Excellent condition and great gas mileage! Comes w/2 sets of tires and 25 K left on original bumper to bumper warranty. Call Amy, 524-2073.

4 nORDMAn snOw tiREs Brand winter tires. Size 195/65 R15 snow tires. Used for only 1 season. Had on a BMW 318i. Asking $175. Call Angela, 310-6719. 4 stUDDED snOw tiREs 4 Kelly Wintermark studded snow tires, P235/75R15. Used one season on a Mercury Mountaineer. $200. 802-238-2964. 94 CADiLLAC sEDAn DEviLLE Silver exterior/navy blue leather interior. Excellent condition, runs great. Front wheel drive, A/C+climate control, power everything, remote keyless entry. $2000. 508-365-9361 95 JEEP gRAnD CHEROKEE 4x4 Limited Edition, red, 121 K, loaded. Too many new parts to list. $4500. Contact James at 802-310-3974. 99 CHEvy s-10 PiCK-UP Runs great, V-6, 4x4, 144 K. Must sell. $3500. Call Brendon, 635-9029. A 4 stUDDED snOw tiREs Hankook studded snows 235 75R 15 from Ford Exporer. Lots of good tread left!! $75. 802-238-2008. AUDi A4 QUAttRO 1999 1/2 Audi A4. Black/black. 120 K, many performance upgrades, 2 sets wheels/tires (summer/snow). Twin recaro sport seats. Call for more info. Asking $7500. Justin, 863-6999.

CAMPER-tOP: FREE! Free camper top for SMALL pickup truck! Good condition. 802-598-7365. HOnDA ACCORD 1992 2 door, auto, 177 K. Some rust, runs great, optional snow tires. $1400. 802-734-0005. MAgnAgRiP snOw tiREs Four WinterMark Magnagrip snow tires. 175/70R13 W/Rims. Used one Day/ less than 20 miles. Fit Subaru Impreza. $200. OBO. 802-598-5267. niCE 4wD tRUCK! 2000 Nissan Frontier 4WD XE King cab, V6, auto., 77 K, w/ cap. Very clean. AC, ABS, CD, power pkg., cruise, off-road pkg., alloy wheels, etc. $9K. 878-2281. nissAn ALtiMA gxE 1998, 70,300 miles only, new tires, new AC condenser, new battery, new MP3/CD player, Sirius ready, PS, PB, PD, black. $4995. 802-373-1970. nissAn xtERRA 2002 forest green Nissan Xterra, 3.3 liter, V6. 4WD, 76 K. In perfect condition. Clear title, manual, power locks and windows, cruise control, tilt steering, AC and more. Great in the snow. NADA book $13,700, yours for $12,500. Evenings call 879-9678, daytime call 881-9080. Ask for Jeremy. sUBARU FOREstER Black ‘98 Subaru Forester. AWD. Just hit 90 K. Great on gas. Brand new battery, oil change, and inspection sticker. CD player. 207-337-8003. tRAiLER Heavy duty trailer, 42” x 69”, 4 wheels pintle hitch. Can be seen in Waterbury. 802-882-1923 work, ask for Dennis. 254-5344418 cell. vOLvO 240 wAgOn 1990, very well maintained, 165 K, 3rd seat, $1500. 802-864-5587.

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Ibanez RG350DX & Case $430 White Ibanez RG350DX electric guitar/w Ibanez Hardshell case. MINT. Shark tooth inlays, wizard/ II neck, Foyd Rose, sounds great, NO fret buzzing. $430 Cash. Call 802-655-9479(after 6pm).

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bluegrass musicians Seeking beginner/intermediate musicians to jam, share ideas. Will teach all I know on mandolin, banjo and guitar. No charge. Contact Jeff at 363-0472. alternaBurlington-based tive rock band w/over 30 original songs ready for you seeks bassist, guitarist and keyboard player. Call Dux at 802-578-2670.

Winter Tires Wintertrax 195/60/r14, used one season, asking $150 for all four. 802-2536036, dustinmartell@yahoo.com.

Motorcycles 1994 Harley FXRP White, excellent condition, w/leather saddlebags and new tires. Needs a new engine. Great deal for the right person! Call Amy at 524-2073.

On the Water Pongo 120 Kayak package Alum. paddle, PSD, cockpit cover, Thule stacker. A1 condition. $750/OBO. 802-355-2817.

Club owners, colleges party hounds, let Sleeper Cell (reviewed in this issue) rock your next occasion. For bookings call 863-5630. www.sonicbids.com/sleepercell. Drummer seeking band Looking to play out! I have abilitites in lots of areas in music. Would like to play jazzy, funk, r&b. Call James, 802-793-0823. Need Blues bass & keys If you really love the Blues and you have gumption, please check out demo at www.sonicbids.com/halfpint and email for audition info. Worldbeat/Reggae/R&B Band forming. Looking for motivated drummer and vocalist.

For Sale 60s Ludwig Snare Drum Great vintage snare drum. Hoping to get around $100 but will discuss. skate2live13@hotmail.com. Doetsch Cello, like new Purchased January 2006, now for sale: Doetsch Cello, w/Bam Newtech wheeled case in sage color. Beautiful to look at and play. $3300 for both. 802-899-2981. electric guitar and amp Electric guitar, Fender stratocaster, aqua blue, excellent condition, $450, incls. case. Amp, Peavy, Rage 158, excellent condition, $50. 862-3161. fender concert amp Early 1980s tube amp, reverb, overdrive. in good condition. Very heavy and loud! Some work has been done (new tubes, wiring). $550/OBO. Jacob, 802-999-1459.

Bands/ Musicians BANDS Looking for a place to play out? Call The Backstage, Essex Junction, 802-878-5494. Bassist Need a bassist for a gig or for a band? I have many years experience playing jazz & rock, fretted & fretless electric. Electrobass55@yahoo.com.

Fender Guitar Amp Ask for Steve, 244-8998. FREE Suzuki violin bow Fair condition, needs rehairing. 21 1/2 inches long. 802-862-4714. Guitar Guild D25 1972 vintage, good condition, rosewood w/curved back. $550. Call 372-4568.

Jackson DKMGT elec. guitar $370 cash only. Black, rosewood fingerboard, sharkfin inlays, EMGHz pickups, Jackson licensed double-locking Floyd. Near mint condition. Call 802-655-9479, 69 p.m.

Studio/ Rehearsal Cosmic Hill Recording Studio. Moretown, VT. (802) 496 3166.

Ludwig drums 50s vinatage Ludwigs, 15” snare, 28” bass, excellent condition, make an offer. 802-485-4191. Piano upright Everett cabinet grand. Beautiful, maghogony, good condition. W/adjustable chair w/back. $540/firm. 802-223-3092. Roland Digital Piano Full size weighted keyboard, MIDI capabilities, and more. Seat, stand. pedal, cover incl. Beautiful sound, excellent condition. $1700. Call 802-425-2812 or write taclose@ gmavt.net.

Instruction Andy’s Mountain Music Affordable, accessible lessons in guitar, banjo, mandolin, “Bluegrass 101” workshops and more. References, instruction available in your home! Andy Greene, (802) 6582462, guitboy75@hotmail.com, www.andysmountainmusic.com

Auditions/ Casting Adult entertainment Producer looking for new talent or future productions. 802-862-13f77.

Call to Artists Do you want your work to be seen? Visit www.BurlingtonCity Arts.com or call 802-865-7554 for info about our non-juried artist database. All work considered!

Bass Guitar Lessons Aram Bedrosian. All levels/styles welcome! Learn technique, theory, songs, reading, ear training and more...years of teaching/playing experience. Convenient Pine St. studio. 802-598-8861 or aram@ arambedrosian.com, www.arambedrosian.com. DRUM LESSONS Energetic, professional drummer seeks students of all abilities for drum lessons. About me: 27 yrs. old, 19 yrs. playing experience, Bachelor’s degree in Jazz/Commercial Music, extensive touring experience in US and Europe. A real working drummer offering a customized curriculum, competitive rates and real results! I’ll even come to you, so can learn on your own drums. Refs. avail. Contact steve@stevehadeka.com or call anytime 802-658-6205. Guitar instruction All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM and Middlebury College Faculty) 862-7696, www. paulasbell.com.

CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 11-1. Thirty-Minute Parking. No person shall park any vehicle, at any time, longer than thirty (30) minutes at the following locations: (1) through (4) As Written

(5) On the [west] east side of South Champlain Street [from a point 40 feet south of the southernmost edge of the driveway accessing the parking area for 237 South Champlain Street to the Burlington Electric Department transformer.] in the first seven spaces south of Maple Street. The restriction is in effect from 8 a.m. t- 6 p.m. Sundays and Holidays expected. (6) through (9) As Written Adopted this 14th day of November 2006 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services Adopted 11/14/2006; Published 11/22/06; Effective 12/13/06 Material in [Brackets] delete. Material underlined add.

CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 10 Two-Hour Parking. No person shall park a vehicle for a period longer than two (2) hours between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 6 p.m., Sundays and holidays excepted, in the following locations: (1) through (11) As Written (12) ON the [east] west side of South Champlain Street from a point of 40 feet south of the southernmost edge of the driveway accessing the parking area for 237 South Champlain Street and extending south for a distance of 200 feet. [the northern edge of the driveway accessing the Bobbin Mill Apartments on the south to the existing thirty-minute parking space south of the southernmost edge of the driveway accessing the parking lot of 75 Maple Street.] (13) As Written Adopted this 14th day of November 2006 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Direrctor-Technical Services Adopted 11/14/2006; Published 11/22/06; Effective 12/13/06 Material in [Brackets] delete. Material underlined add. CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS

Tater Mature, fun, and loving. . . That’s me. Hi! I'm Tater. I am a 10year-old, long-haired black-and-white, spayed female cat. I am declawed so must live an indoor-only lifestyle. I also prefer to live with adults only and no other cats. The staff here at HSCC aren’t sure if I’m ok with dogs. At first I like to be petted gently on my own terms, but once I have fallen for you, I enjoy spending much of my time on your shoulders, rubbing up against your head and offering you loads of affection. Despite my age, I still love to play! My favorite toy is simply a crumpled up piece of paper that I bat around on the floor. Do you have room in your heart and world for a spunky, mature lady like me? Visit me at HSCC, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday, from 1 to 6 pm, or Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm. 862-0135.

The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 7. No-Parking Areas. No person shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations: (1) through (15) As Written (16) [Reserved.] On the south side of Beech Street, beginning immediately east of the driveway to 515 South Willard Street and extending east for 20 feet. (17) through (47) As Written (48) [Reserved.] On the west side of St. Paul Street, beginning immediately north of the driveway to 397 St. Paul Street and extending north for 20 feet. (49) through (506) As Written Adopted this 14th day of November 2006 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services Adopted 11/14/2006; Published 11/22/06; Effective 12/13/06 Material in [Brackets] delete. Material underlined add. STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. In re: R.R. Family Court of Vermont Chittenden County Docket No. 21-1-05 Cnjv NOTICE OF HEARING TO: James W. Rich, putative father of R.R., a minor, DOB 3/20/02: YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that a hearing to consider the termination of all residual parental rights to R.R. will be held on December 8, 2006 at 11:00 a.m. at the Vermont Family Court, 32 Cherry Street, Burlington, Vermont, (802) 651-1807. Failure to appear may result in the court granting the petition. /s/ Honorable Family Court Judge

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DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. SHYNESS AND SOCIAL ANXIETY SUPPORT GROUP: Practice new social skills and improve confidence in a supportive and professional setting. Contact Celeste Ames at the Center for Anxiety Disorders, 802-365-3450 ext. 354 or email shynomoreprogram@yahoo.com. SQUEAKY WHEELS, RUSTY HINGES: Focus group meets at the Branon’s Pool in St. Albans for socialization, maintaining, wellbeing, improving performance of daily activities by managing aches through sharing experiences and workout in the warm water. Meeting is free, one hour pool pass, swimsuit, required. 732-718-2613. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: To read and discuss Warrin Farrills groundbreaking best selling book “The Myth of Male Power”. 802-3430910. SEPARATED BY ADOPTION?: Concerned United Birthparents, Inc. (CUB) announces local peer support group meeting in Burlington. CUB meetings offer a safe, confidential, and nurturing environment to explore personal experiences related to adoption, relinquishment, search and reunion (or rejection). For those of us who have felt isolated, it is a tremendous relief to communicate with others who understand our experience. 3rd Tuesday of the month 6-7 PM. Unitarian Universalist Church on Pearl St., top of Church St., Burlington. Free. Contact Judy, region1dir@ cubirthparents.org, 800-822-2777 ext. 1, www.CUBirthparents.org. 60+ SUPPORT GROUP: Small, ongoing, weekly support group to share stories about growing older. For men and women 60 and over. We have fun! Tuesdays, 4-5:30 p.m. Contact Barbara Kester at 657-3668. MITRAL VALVE PROLAPSE/DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153.

RAINWATER CENTER FOR HIGHER AWARENESS: At the Euro Cafe, Main St. Burlington, for inspirational movies, discussions and meditations on the spiritual path however one defines it and speakers including various healing practices to life coaching to spiritual leaders. Develop a deeper connection to your inner spiritual and personal growth. Join us every other Tuesday, 7 p.m. for these free events. Call Alex at 802-233-0046, alex@ rainwatercenter.com or visit website www.rainwatercenter.com. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: Based on the work of David Deida, Core Energetics, and other awareness practices. The intention of the group is to serve members into being the most extraordinary men that they can be. It is for men who are who are dying to penetrate every bit of the world with their courage, their presence, their unbridled passion and relentless love, and their deepest burning, bubbling, brilliant desire. The group will function as a means for men to support each other and serve the greater good. We will be working with spiritual practices, the mind and body, and taking on our lives with the utmost integrity, impeccability and openness. The group is not a new age group, nor is it a group dedicated to therapy. Info, email zach@ handelgroup.com or call 917-8871276. SMART RECOVERY a cognitive behavioral “recovery” program directed at various forms of “addiction” which may be either behavioral or substance based. Meeting on WEDNESDAY, 6 p.m., 82 South Winooski Avenue (above the City Market), Burlington, Vt. For information call Bob at 425-4058 or email BobC2me@msn.com. Survivors of Suicide (SOS): Have you experienced the impact of a loved one’s suicide? Please consider joining us. The Burlington support group meets on the 2nd Wednesday of each month, 6:30 – 7:30 p.m. at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 152 Pearl St. Burlington. The meeting will be in the Susan B. Anthony Room, which is on the second floor at the back end of the building. This is not a therapy group; this is a support group. There is no fee. Please contact Cory Goud, M.A., Psychologist-Master, 802-2234111. GIRL’S NIGHT OUT: Fun support group for single women, discussions, weekly activities (cooking, dancing, rock climbing...), childcare solutions. A great alternative to dating! Email horizons4u@hotmail.com. DEBTORS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with money and debt? We can help. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First Methodist Church. Contact Brenda, 338-1170 or Cameron, 363-3747.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] OVEREATERS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Is what you’re eating, eating you? Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. First Congregational Church, Rt. 15, Essex Jct. Contact 863-2655 for more info. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802862-4516 or visit www.together. net/cvana. SUPPORT GROUP for Ex-Jehovah’s Witnesses. A group for people who have left or are thinking about leaving Jehovah’s Witnesses, you’re not alone. Angela, 598-2469. FIBROMYALGIA: Do you experience it? Would you like to be part of a support group? Contact: tobias25vt@yahoo.com or call 864-2613 box 423 to leave message. TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15 - 6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345 or Denise at 223-257. BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749. CONCERNED UNITED BIRTHPARENTS: A group offering support if you have lost a child to adoption or are in reunion or have yet to begin your search. 802-849-2244. EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP: Second Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30. Community Health Center, second floor, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington 802-355-8936. SAVINGS SUPPORT GROUP for all low to moderate-income Vermonters who wish to have support around saving, budgeting, managing or investing money. Call Diane at 802-860-1417 x104 for information.

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ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, Big book text, Mondays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. Overeaters Anonymous, Tuesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Suvivors of Incest Anonymous, Wednesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Al-Anon Family Group, Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. “I Love Me”, an educational support group on self care for suvivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Call AWARE, 802-472-6463, 88 High Street, Hardwick. AUTISM SUPPORT DAILY: Free support group for parents of children with autism. 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240, Williston. 1st Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240, or visit us at http://www.AutismSupportDaily. com for more info. ARE YOU A CLOSET SINGER? Do you have a good voice (haven’t made the dogs howl) but are afraid of fainting in public while performing? Join a group to support, sing and perform in an intimate setting. 802-893-1819. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Call helpline at 1877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Call our helpline at 1877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: St. Albans evening support group meets the second Monday of each month at Northwestern Medical Center, 133 Fairfield Street from 6:30-8:30 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Bennington day support group meets the first Friday of the month at Second Congregational Church, Hillside Street from 1-2 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-8561772. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. NW VT GAY AND LESBIAN Foster and Adoptive Parent Support Group: 6-8 p.m. The third Thursday of each month, starting October 20 through May, 2006. Casey Family Services, 46 Main St., Winooski.

AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware.org. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384. WEEKLY SMOKING CESSATION support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Stop smoking in just 21 days using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy drugs. Call 264-1924. WEEKLY WEIGHT-LOSS support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Get great results using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy dieting. Call 264-1924. FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996. PARENTING GROUP: 6-week group for people parenting children of all ages now forming. Please call RiverValley Associates for more information. 651-7520. HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 67:30 p.m. There will be no meeting 12/25. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmoutreach@yahoo.com. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285. THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 4825319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278. CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with AD/ HD. Every second Wednesday of the month. Champlain College, Global Technology Building, Maple St., Room 217, Burlington, VT. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www. VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351. MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Co-facilitated by supportive peers and mentalhealth professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?.

TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2? TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:30-7:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904. INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 8616000 or anne@booksbyme.us. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 862-4516, or visit www.together.net/~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 860-8388 or toll-free, 1-866-972-5266. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m. For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net. Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 863-5708. Women call Chris (F), 802-793-1774. SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309. DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets every other week in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources. Want more information? Write addpartner@yahoo.com. WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds. DECLUTTER’S SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612. PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and child care provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call 1-800-CHILDREN for more information. WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives. Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463. SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1877-543-9498 for more info.

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« support groups AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-434-4423 or email: dragonheartvermont@ gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org. NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com. SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel@aol.com. OLDER WOMEN EXERCISING TOGETHER: For motivation to do what’s necessary. Call Anne, 8616000. ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-862-8882 or vt@alsanne.org. AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941. METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome.

HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 999-8005. SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel.com. PARENTS TOGETHER support groups: Would you like to talk and share ideas with other parents about the joys and challenges of children? Support groups for all parents. Desireah, 796-3119. MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info. NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495. ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous. Mondays, 6-7:15 p.m. First United Methodist Church, North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Contact Valerie P. at 233-8808. BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family. Expert speakers often scheduled. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester. Call Barb Winters, 434-7244. LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866-869-7341 (toll-free). FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors. 985-8600. “HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support.

DEBTORS SUPPORT GROUP: Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First United Methodist Church, 21 Buell St., Burlington. Tuesday, 5:30-6:30 p.m., Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, Burlington and Saturdays, 10-11:30 a.m., King Street Youth Center, 87 King St., Burlington. Info, call Brenda 8937752 or Cameron, 363-3747. BURLINGTON MEN’S GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3742. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming. PROSTATE CANCER: The second Tuesday of the month, 5- 7 p.m. Board Room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. Info, 800-6391888. This “man-to-man” support group deals with disease. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 863-2655. Overeaters get support in addressing their problem. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area. AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512. Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem? Al-Anon can help. DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL violence: WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Addison County for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Info, 388-4205. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS Anonymous: Sundays, 7 p.m. Free. Info, write to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, VT 05402. Get help through this weekly 12-step program. HEROIN 101: Educational and informational support group. Free. First Wednesday of every month, 5:30-7:30 p.m. GMNC. 275 College St. Info, 860-3567. ALZHEIMER’S CAREGIVERS: Burlington, meets at Birchwood Terrace, 2nd & 4th Wed., at 1:30 p.m. Colchester, meets at FAHC, Fanny Allen Campus, 1st Thurs. of month at 3 and 7 p.m. Shelburne, meets at The Arbors, 2nd Tues. of month at 10 a.m. DEMENTIA & ALZHEIMER’S disease support group for the caregivers: Barre, meets at Rowan Ct., 4th Wed. of month at 3 p.m. Montpelier, 338 River St., 2nd Wed. of month at 7 p.m. PARKINSON’S DISEASE: meets 1st Tues. of each month at the Heineburg Sr. Ctr., Heineburg Ave., Burlington. Lunch is avail. by calling 863-3982 in advance.

WOMEN’S CANCER SUPPORT group: UHC campus, 1 South Prospect St., Arnold 2 Resource Rm. Every 1st and 3rd Tuesday, 5-6:30 p.m. Info, 847-4848.

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4-bed, 2-bath home only $99,500. This home won’t last! For listings call 800-586-3762 ext. G807. Burlington 13 Blodgett St. Large sunny duplex. Owner unit w/3-4 bedroom. Completely rehabbed. $259,900. Lafayette Real Estate, 233-2335. BURLINGTON 2 3-BDRM Condos Two modern, 3-bedroom condos, 1100 sq. ft. each, private entrances. $199,900 each. Listed on the Vermont State Historic Register, 241 North Willard Street has been transformed into a modern beauty while still preserving its historic charm. It’s been redesigned, renovated, repaired, repainted, restored where possible, and modernized with new kitchens with stainless steel appliances; new bathrooms, lighting fixtures, washer/dryer units, and more. Secure storage. Off-street parking. Close to UVM, the Medical Center, Downtown; an easy ride to St. Michael’s College. 802-318-1601, www.SoloVermontHomes.com.

For Rent $225/mo. ! Buy 2-bedroom home! 4% down, 30 years at 8.5% APR! For listings 800-586-3762 ext. g808. 1 bdrm apt in St Albans 1bedroom apt. avail. now in St Albans. Walk-in closet in bedroom. Many windows. New appliances in kitchen. Free wireless Internet. Private entrance. Off-street parking. $750/mo. 802-233-6853. 1BR Burlington - $700 Dec. 1 1-bedroom, 1-bath, living room in North End of downtown Burlington. Upstairs apartment in tri-plex. Very clean. $700/mo. + heat and electric. Avail. as soon as 12/01. 970-846-9564. 4 bdrm house in Winooski Newly remodeled 4-bedroom house in quiet neighborhood. Huge bathroom w/claw foot tub (w/shower), W/D. Clean and cozy and 2 blocks from Winooski’s new downtown. $1575/mo. David or Rebecca, 802-877-2337. 4 Bedroom Colchester House Large sunny 4-bedroom, 2.5bath, clean duplex, large fencedin backyard w/patio. 5 mins. to downtown, large kitchen w/gas stove, garage, laundry, sun room, gas heat, plowing. Pet maybe! Avail. 11/01. $1650/mo. Call 655-6371. Leave message. Bolton Valley Resort 3-bedroom, 3.5-bath condo. 2000 sq. ft. , 3 floors, 2 decks, great views, new kitchen appliances & floor, new paint, carpet, lighting. 8 miles from I89 and 20 miles

from Burlington. Skiing at your back door. W/D incl. Unfurnished: $1650/mo. + utils. Crown Real Estate, 434-4471. Brand New Apartments! Keen’s Crossing. 1-3 bedroom, incls. loft, townhouse styles. Fitness, laundry on site. Market and affordable. Available 2/07. 802-655-1810 or www.keenscrossing.com. Burlington Avail. 12/01, 1bedroom, 2nd floor, gas heat and hot water. Brookes Ave. $850/mo. +. Parking. 658-3600. Burlington Avail. 12/01. 19 George St., small 2-bedroom, 2nd floor, gas utils. $750/mo. + utils. Please call 802-658-3600. Burlington 2-bedroom apt. W/D, parking, private yard, recent renovations. Avail. 12/01. $900/mo. + utils. Call 802-439-6127 evenings, email kdewolfe@sover.net. Burlington 3-bedroom avail. 1/01/07. Hdwd, eat-in kitchen, W/D, yard, parking, storage, views. NS, walk to UVM/downtown. $1400/mo., incls. water/ trash. 802-652-1272. 2-bedroom apt. Burlington Off-street winter parking, private yard, porch, recent renovations. W/in one mile of downtown, waterfront and the University. $1000/mo. + utils. 802-999-9861. BURLINGTON Right downtown, 2-bedroom, hdwd, view of Church St. $950/mo. +. All for now. No dogs.Tri-level condo. Walk downtown, 2-bedroom, 2.5-bath, full basement. $1400/mo. New North end condo, 2-bedroom, 1.5bath, $1100/mo. +. Frank Stein, 860-4641 Burlington 2-bedroom avail. 12/01. Second floor. Lots of light, immaculate condition. NS/pets. 185 North Willard St. $1250/mo. 802-658-0621. Burlington 1-bedroom, heated, central, clean, no pets, no parking, quiet house. $650/mo. + dep. Refs., credit check. 802-899-2469 by apointment. 1-bedroom apt. Burlington Avail. 12/01. Hdwd, deck, close to downtown/Battery Park. $775/ mo. + utils. 802-363-3120. Burlington 2-3 bedroom townhouse. Close to downtown, W/D hookups, low utils. Parking. No dogs. $1175/mo. + utils. 802-373-8048. Burlington 2-bedroom, 2nd floor, 107 King St. New appliances. Partial lake views. Linoleum, carpet and wood floors. $1200/mo. Call 802-862-1611 or 802-373-7952. Burlington Fabulous 1-bedroom, corner of College and Church. Hdwd. A must see. $1600/mo. Call 802-862-1611 or 802-373-7952.

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Eastfield Fairfax Elmwood Homes North Willard St. Sunny and light Victorian in the heart of Burlington. This completely restored “John Roberts” cottage features stained glass, refinished wood floors, ceramic tile, new energy-efficient appliances, period light fixtures. 2-bedroom, 2-full bath. 1-car garage, perennial gardens, deck and private landscaped yard. Easy walk to Church St. Pre-approved buyers only - by appointment. 264-4874.

POPLAR STREET: A must see! Great owner occupied duplex in 2 Bedroom Twin Oaks Condo the Old North End. 1-bedroom NEWLY Remodeled Incl. Bamboo upstairs, 2-bedroom plus office flrs. s. yellow pine trim, solid downstairs. Wood floors throughpine doors, porcelain fixtures, tile out, three skylights, D/W, W/D, bath, new carpet in bedrooms, garage, off-street parking, back1x1-mortgage-022305 9/12/05 4:18 PM Page 1 cedar closet, gas heat, w/d incl., yard. 802-865-3769. new fridge, MUST SEE! Incl. use of pool. 802-355-3939.

for sale by owner BURLINGTON: Two modern, 3-bedroom condos, 1100 sq. ft. each, private entrances. $199,900 each. Listed on the Vermont State Historic Register, 241 North Willard Street has been transformed into a modern beauty while still preserving its historic charm. It's been redesigned, renovated, repaired, repainted, restored where possible, and modernized with new kitchens with stainless steel appliances; new bathrooms, lighting fixtures, washer/dryer units, and more. Secure storage. Off-street parking. Close to UVM, the Medical Center, Downtown; an easy ride to St. Michaels College. 802-318-1601 or www.SoloVermontHomes.com

Charming Village Home 2bedroom/1-bath bungalow on a dead-end street, amazing neighborhood. Large livingroom, renovated bath w/subway tile and pedestal sink, large fenced yard. 64fordgal@adelphia.net.

A must see! Great owner occupied duplex in the Old North End. 1-bedroom upstairs, 2bedroom plus office downstairs. Wood floors throughout, three skylights, D/W, W/D, garage, offstreet parking, backyard. 802-865-3769.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Burlington 3-bedroom apt., large bath, spacious floor plan, great location, gas heat, no pets, on-site laundry facility. $1050/ mo. No pets. Currently available. For more info, please call 802-864-9966. Burlington 2-bedroom, large bath, spacious floor plan, great location, gas heat, on-site laundry facility. $850/mo. Avail. 1/01. For more info, no pets, please call 864-9966. Burlington 2-bedroom, 1.5bath condo near Oakledge Park. NS, W/D, gas heat, pool, tennis, parking. Avail. 1/1/07. $1000/ mo. +. Call 660-0736.

Colchester 3-bedroom, nice, large flat in quiet Colchester neighborhood. Heat $50/mo. Must See. Call Margaret at 6603710 ext. 23. EHO. Colchester Large 1-bedroom apt. in historic Colchester Village. Excellent condition. Attic/ barn storage. NS/pets. $750/mo. + utils. 802-372-5402. Colchester Townhouse Spacious 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath townhouse avail. 1/01/07. 1 car garage, W/D, D/W, full basement. End unit in quiet neighborhood. $1250/mo. Call Jon at 802-660-2806.

Burlington 2-bedroom, first floor, heated, newly renovated. Hot water and rubbish removal incl. Centrally located. No pets. Avail. 12/01. $900/mo. 802-862-7039.

Colchester: Malletts Bay Sensational views! 3 bedroom + office, 5 bath, furnished house. Lake frontage/access W/D, deck, skylights, 75 shared acres. Dogs neg/NS. NOW-6/15, $1600/mo. 802-846-9568, www.hickokand boardman.com.

Burlington 1-bedroom. Second floor. Heat, hot water, rubbish removal incl. Large porch. Centrally located. No pets. Avail. immed. $700/mo. 802-862-7039.

Condo For Rent Two-year-old, 2-bedroom, and 1.5-bath condo w/a partially finished walkout basement and one-car garage for rent in St. Albans. 802-524-4147.

Burlington 398 St. Paul Street, large 2-bedroom. New kitchen and bath. Porch, parking. NS/dos. $900/mo. + utils. Avail. now. 802-425-3158.

Downtown Burlington 1bedrooms starting @ $635/mo. incls. heat. Winooski, 2-bedroom cottage, $975/mo. + or brand new studio condos w/tile k&b & hdwd starting @ $725/mo. +. Large, spacious, 1-bedroom, $925/mo. No dogs. Sec. dep. David, 860-4641.

Burlington 4-bedroom, 1.5bath house. $1500/mo. Avail. now. 802-399-8696.

Elders offer to share their homes in exchange for 10-15 hours/week of errands and companionship. Background checks, application and interview required. Call HomeShare Vermont at (802) 863-5625 or visit www.HomeShareVermont.org

Burlington 3br $1300 Dec 1 living room, office, gas heat/stove, downtown Burlington, Intervale Ave/Archibald St. $1300/mo. + heat, electric. Very clean. 970-846-9564.

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Burlington studio apt., 2nd floor, full kitchen and bath, hdwd, tall windows. $575/mo. Close to downtown and campus. 802-8629889 or goeswest@excite.com. Burlington, Shelburne St Avail. now. 1-bedroom. $675/mo. 1st floor. Parking. No dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-6603481 x 1021, www.nevilleco. com/residence. Convenient! Burlington: No. Avenue. Light 2-bedroom, 1bath, new carpeting, new W/D, low utils., parking. NP/NS. Dec. 1-6/30/07 OR 1 year. $1000/mo. 846-9568. www.HickokandBoardman.com. Burlington: Pearl Street Sunny Victorian apartment full kitchen, 3/4 bath, bedroom/ livingroom nice wood, work available Jan. 1st $720. Includes heat and hot water. No pets. 372-6153. Cambridge Village - 1 BDR Cozy 1-bedroom, 1st floor, private deck. 15 minutes to Smuggs, 42 to Burl. $700/mo +lease/sec.dep/ heat. Includes electric. Available 12/1 enginuity@adelphia.net or 802-373-0893 Charlotte House for Rent Adorable furnished 2-bedroom, 2-bath home. New kitchen, bathroom, windows, insulation, W/D and carpets. 30 mins. to Burlington. Very private, near lake. $850/mo. 233-1922. Colchester Malletts Bay. Cozy, cute, clean 1-bedroom house. Near parks and beach. Gas heat, parking. W/D. 5 years old. $900/mo. 802-893-3507 or 802-373-9999.

Hinesburg, Rt 116 Avail. now. Extremely large 3-bedroom. $995/ mo. Heat & H/W incl. 1st floor. Hdwd. Enclosed porch. Parking. Laundry. No dogs. Neville Companies, Inc., 802-660-3481 x. 1021, www.nevilleco.com/residence. Huntington Ctr. duplex Beautiful 3-bedroom duplex on the Main Rd. in Huntington Ctr. W/D incl. $1000/mo. Sec. dep. req. Call 434-3189. Jericho Remodeled, charming, 4-bedroom home, hdwd. Large, landscaped, fenced, yard. Attached garage, shed, covered porch. Huge master suite. Disposal, D/W, W/D incl. $1800/mo. 802-434-5757. Jericho Spacious 3-bedroom apt. in beautifully restored historic home. Large kitchen, D/W, nice deck. Incl. yard, storage, W/D, water. NS/pets. Avail. now. $1200/ mo. heat incl. 802-899-3727. Little House in the O.N.E. Very nice, 1-bedroom, large living room, DR/Office. Recent updates. Shared yard, parking for 1. $700/ mo. + gas & electric. Avail. now. 802-660-2068, leave msg.

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TWO BRAND NEW single family homes in St. Albans City. 2-bed, 1-bath Capes with a full unfinished basement and an unfinished second level with approx. 1,053 finished sq. feet (2,703 total sq. feet). The site is a 1/3 acre lot in the heart of St. Albans with easy access to both Route 7 and I-89. Heat is efficient gas-fired hot water. Purchase Price: $192,000-$198,000 Grant for income-eligible buyers: $38,400-$39,600 Mortgage Amount: $153,600-$158,400

Montpelier Large 1-bedroom, 3season porch, off-street parking, newly renovated. Avail. 11/20. NS. $750/mo. + utils. If interested, call France 310-1147 or Marc 310-4205. Morrisville 2-bedroom house, village location. Laundry in house, large yard. Mowing and plowing incl. $895/mo. + utils. First, last, sec. req. 800-330-4880. 3-4 bedroom Morrisville house, recently renovated. Mowing and plowing incl. $1150/ mo. + utils. First, last, sec. req. 800-330-4880. Richmond Apt. for Rent 2-bedroom apt. Convenient location, center of town. NS/pets. $800/mo. + sec. Utils. incl. Call 343-2102.

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OPEN HOUSE: Wednesday, November 29, 4:30-5:30 Two homes now available! The condos are located in an eclectic mix of buildings, including an historic lighthouse building and carriage barn, and just seconds away from downtown Burlington! One 1-bedroom condominium now available many with hardwood floors and large windows. One 2-bedroom condo is available with 720 square feet and cathedral ceilings. Appliances included in the sale are refrigerator and gas range. On-site parking and laundry facilities are included. Purchase prices range from $85,000 to $165,000 Grant amounts range from $17,000 to $33,000 Mortgage Amount: $68,000-$132,000

Rooms For Rent Behind Waterman Hall, UVM $525/mo. Incls. all utils. and parking. Incredible location. Sedate environment! cjcc@vt18.com.

Essex Jct. 3-bedroom, $1000/ 9/28/06 8:12:42 AMS. BURL. - Treetop Condo 2mo. Village center near busline, IBM. New carpet, W/D in unit. NS, bedroom, 1st floor, propane heat, cat OK, gardening possible. Call carport, pool, tennis courts. NS/ Lori or Abdel at 802-999-6368. pets. Near shopping, airport, dining, schools, FAHC, schools, colEssex Jct. Spacious 2-bedroom, leges. $1000/mo. 802-434-3749. extra room, laundry, hdwd, nice yards, off-street parking, walk to Shelburne Avail. now, 1-bedbus, schools, shopping, rec paths; room, 2nd floor, parking, laundry $950/mo. + utils. 802-654-6961. $750/mo. heat & hot water incl. Please call 658-3600. Essex Jct: Fairview Farms! Great Colonial, 3-bedroom + ofShelburne 3-bedroom, 1-bath, fice, 2.5-bath, new stainless steel first floor duplex apt. Incls. heat appliances, master bath, 2-car and elec. No dogs. $1300/mo. + garage, 2092 SF. $1850/mo. Small sec. 802-985-9218. dogs/neg. 802-846-9568; www. Shelburne 2-bedroom house, HickokandBoardman.com. 1/5-bath, 950 sq. ft., lake views. Essex: Beautiful Home Rustic No dogs. $1500/mo. + heat + sec. Drive: 5-bedroom, 3-bath Con802-985-9218. temporary. 23x17 Master suite So. Burl: Heat Included! w/whirlpool tub, sitting area. 2 Eldredge St. Built in 2005, 2fireplaces, porch, newer appliancbedroom, 2-bath, W/D, walk-in es. 11/15-6/15. NP/NS $1,800/ closet, walk-in pantry, balcony. month. 802-846-9568; www.HickIncls. heat, AC, trash & more! okandBoardman.com $1500/mo. 802-846-9568, www. Fabulous Townhouse 2-bedHickokandBoardman.com. room, 1.5-bath townhouse. Incls. South Burlington 2-bedroom W/D, D/W, cable access, pool, apt. Quiet neighborhood, close tennis, trash and snow removal, to everything. $950/mo. + util. parking. Walk to Oakledge Park. Avail.12/01. Recently renovated. Avail. now. $1150/mo. + utils. W/D hookups. 2 porches. Pets OK. 355-7914. 865-0485, evenings. Fairfax/Fairfield house 3South Burlington Beautifully bedroom, 2-bath modern country maintained Twin Oaks condo. Sechouse + 14 acres. Huge rooms. ond floor, end unit. New carpet, Brook, views. Pets. Central gas paint, windows. Mint condition! heat/wood option. Avail. 12/01. Carport, pool. Gas heat. $1050/mo. $1050/mo. + utils. Call 849-9812. NS/pets. 893-3507 or 373-9999. For Rent: 2/3 bedroom mobile South Burlington 2-bedroom home in Richmond park. 6 month townhouse in “Grandview�. Gas lease, references and credit heat. No pets. $950/mo. 862-9093. check. $875/mo. + utils. 603-715South Burlington 2-bedroom, 2131, lv. msg. 1.5-bath, hookups, garage, yard, HINESBURG HOUSE FOR RENT gas heat. NS/pets. $1200/mo. + Large 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, hdwd, utils. Dep. and refs. 802-862-3562. screened porch, 2-car garage, South Burlington 2 room apt., workshop, oil heat, avail. now, full bath, W/D, private entrance, $1400/mo. 482-2155, Shawn. kitchenette, renovated/clean in quiet, owner-occupied home. Gardens, woods, quiet neighborhood. NS/pets. $500/mo. 802-862-4153.

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OPEN HOUSE: Thursday November 30, 3-4pm. Beautiful condominiums are currently under construction at a great location in Fairfax. Each condo features approximately 1,500 square feet of living space with 2 bedrooms plus den, 2.5 baths, garage, and full basement. Details are subject to change, stay tuned! Purchase Price $210,000 Grant for income-eligible buyers $49,300 Mortgage Amount: $160,700

nnn%^\kX_fd\%fi^ south burlington condo Quiet 2 level, 2-bath, remodeled top to bottom. Avail. 1/01. Car5x11.5-bclt112206.indd port, walkup attic, W/D,1 NS/pets. $1100/mo. Cindy, 658-2210. Spacious 2 bdrm, Charming, sparkling. 2-bedroom & bath upstairs. Kitchen, pantry, living, down. Private driveway, W/D, owner-occupied duplex. Electric incl., fireplace. So. Prospect St. $1400/mo. 862-5007. Spacious 2 BDRM Apartment Avail. 1/1/07. Hdw, closet space, porch, close to downtown, pets OK, off-street parking. $960/mo. Call 802-355-5244. St. Albans House/garage w/dryer, weight room. Wood/oil comb. heat.

3/4 mi. to I-89 in St.Albans, 23 mi. to Burlington, avail. now. $1250/ mo. First & last dep. Snow removal utils. not incl. 802-782-9522. St. Albans City Only 30 mins. to Burlington. Two 3-bedroom duplexes. Both have large yard, private porch, garage, W/D hookups. $1100/mo. 2-bedroom, private porch, large yard, garage, W/D hookups. $800/mo. 802-527-3751. Stowe 2-bedroom apt. $650/mo. Extra storage area. Pet friendly. Call 802-343-2102. Sunny, spacious 2-bedroom Near St. Mike’s w/2 porches, giant living room, hdwd floors, quiet neighbors, off-street parking. $900/mo. 434-8504 http://www.

nbraasch.com/apt Two Bedroom Apartment Completely remodeled 2-bedroom, 11/20/06 4:33:28 PM 1.5-bath apt. in Winooski. W/D. Separate entrance. Great location. NS/pets. $1100/mo. + utils. 338-5250 or 338-2589. Vergennes Medium 2-bedroom large, enclosed porch, parking, heat and hot water incl. $800/ mo. No dogs. Call only 8 a.m. - 8 p.m. 802-349-9549. Waterbury 1-bedroom, quiet, well-maintained. $590/mo. Avail. 12/01. No dogs. 802-496-4406.

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Entirely renovated in 2005 with hardwood, tile & classy detail. 4 large bedrooms, family room, formal living & dining, updated kitchen with breakfast nook & full walkout basement all provide abundant space on a quiet convenient street. $324,900

Nice 2 bedroom Condo with custom paint awaits your arrival. Master bedroom with master bath. Nice private deck backs up to wooded area. $249,900

Why rent when you can own this comfortable 2 bedroom, 1 bath Condo in a terrific location at an affordable price. Large living/dining room. Laundry room. Brick patio and private wooded back yard. Fresh paint. $149,900

Enjoy beautiful lake and mountain views from this 2 bedroom, 2 bath Condo. Just minutes from Burlington bike path and beaches! $279,000

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Large 1800’s home currently being used as a two family home could easily return to a one family home. 3100 sq. ft of living space, large open rooms, 6 bedrooms (3 in each unit), original woodwork and hardwood flooring in good condition. Four acres with a barn and two smaller outbuildings. $382,500

Year round bungalow on Monkton Pond. New kitchen with cherry cabinets, new bath, new roof, doors and windows, new cedar siding, plumbing and wiring. New hardwood flooring. Winterized sun porch and fenced yard. NEW PRICE! $139,000

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Addison- 4 bdrm, 2 bth home on 10+ acres offers a traditional front porch for viewing the Adirondacks, French doors that lead to the rear deck, & a large barn w/4 horse stalls. Additional acreage incl. a pond and pasture land. Truly Wonderful! Only $265,000! call Barb trousdale chenette real estate 802-233-5590 • www.trousdalehomes.com 2x4c-CTXmortage-101106 10/10/06 11:03 AM

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Winooski, Main Street Avail. 12/01. 2-bedroom. $725/mo. HW incl. Parking. No dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021, www.nevilleco.com/residence.

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Weekly rooms for rent Great and reasonable, $175/week. Maggie’s Inn, 324-3291 or IvanLand@ aol.com. Williston - New Duplex 2bedroom apt. in new duplex. Great yard, privacy, parking. 1.5-bath, microwave, new W/D in unit, D/W. Close to I-89, Exit 12. $1350/mo. + utils. 383-4084. Williston: Farmhouse 4-bedroom, 2-bath, 2100 SF. Many improvements, newer appliances, 2 car garage/barn. Newer furnace & windows = efficient heating. 11/01; 6 months $1350/month. 802-846-9568; www.Hickokand Boardman.com. Winooski 3-bedroom, gashot air heat, off-street parking. Lease, dep., application. $975/ mo. + utils. 652-9099, anytime.

Winooski Avail. now, nice 3bedroom, 2-bath, enclosed porch, hookups, yard. $1300/mo. + utils. Please call 658-3600.

Winooski 2-bedroom duplex. Newly renovated. Off-street parking. Private yard, on busline, close to parks and schools. $1000/mo. includes heat. Avail. 12/01. 802-655-1292. Winooski 3-bedroom, quiet, side st. Convenient to interstate/ university/downtown Burlington. Parking avail. $1150/mo. Heat and hot water incl. 802-862-1850. Winooski Share large, fully furnished house. All utils. incl. 2.5bath, laundry, parking, garbage, snow removal. Large yard. Close to SMC/UVM/IBM/FAHC/CAhmplain College. On busline. No pets. $600/mo. + dep. 802-863-9612. Winooski 2-bedroom, W/D, offstreet parking, quiet neighborhood, pets neg. N/S. $1000/mo. Avail. 12/01. 655-9838.

Housemates 15 min. from Burlington Unique individual to share my 10acre Jericho home w/2 dogs & 1 cat. Seriously trustworthy animal lover willing to petsit for an extended time for partial rent. $500/ mo. + utils. Emylie, 899-5516. AWESOME LAKEHOUSE! Looking for a third roommate to share 3bedroom house in Malletts Bay. Furnished, lake access, W/D, hdwd, telephone, cable, Internet. Ten mins. from downtown. $570/ mo., incls. utils. Call 660-3140. Bartlett Bay So.Burl Spacious lakeside home; bedroom, private den and bath avail. Dec. No pets; have cats. Prof. only. $600/mo. +. 660-3931. Burlington 1-bedroom, close to hospital and downtown. $575/mo. Call 802-233-5549. Burlington Responsible individual to share 3-bedroom house w/ two sober individuals. Quiet neighborhood, ND/ND/NS. $450/mo. + 1/3 utils. + dep. 802-355-0147. Burlington Downtown location, room in small house, yard, porch. NS/pets. M or F. $420/mo. + utils. Avail. immediately. 860-6608. BURLINGTON Female, 50ish, looking for a health-conscious, quiet, respectful roommate. Peaceful, cozy 2-bedroom apt., convenient location. $400/mo. + utils. Avail. 12/01. 802-338-6155.

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Burlington Room for rent: 315 North Street Jan. 1st - July. $485. plus deposit, includes utilities: heat, electric, cable TV, Internet, etc. Call Josh @ 802-578-7856. Burlington Gay friendly roommate needed to share small, 2bedroom house. Between UVM and St. Mike’s. Off-stret parking, on busline, W/D, near nature trail. $450/mo. + dep., 1/2 utils. 802658-0302, 802-338-2834. BURLINGTON Roommate needed beginning 12/01. Yr. lease. 416 South Willard St. Cozy, bright apt. w/great back yard and garage. $625/mo. + utils. Young prof./ grad student preferred. Contact Steve Donahue at SDonahue@ vermontrealestate.com. Essex Jct. 1 or 2 responsible people to share a room in a 2-bedroom duplex home. $600-$650/mo. Incls. all utils., cable, Internet. 802879-4226, leave message. Large Winooski Apartment Share 2nd-3rd floor apt. 1 block from circle w/30 YO prof. M. 3rd floor living room, office/3rd bedroom. Off-street parking. $600/ mo. + 1/2 utils. + cable/Internet. Avail. now. 802-999-0051. Share S. Burlington Condo Non-smoker to share 2-bedroom condo. Clean living areas, big bedroom and closet. W/D, D/ W, quiet neighborhood. $463/ mo. +1/2 utils. Avail. now. 802-238-5744. South Burlington Roomate wanted to share 3-bedroom contemporary, large bedroom, sep. living room, bath and entrance. Laundry, lots of light. $575/mo. incls. all. 355-5520. SOUTH HERO Neeed one more roommate for 4-bedroom house. Young profs., grad or med students preferred. NS/pets. $600/ mo. + shared utils. Billy, 802-3183342 or twibbs@aol.com.

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Looking for Owner-This mature Essex Jct. Village home has been lovingly cared for. 2-3 bedrooms, 1 bath, full dry basement, 1 car garage. The hardwood floors, some under carpet, are in great shape. Perfect backyard to relax or play. Come make it yours! $214,500 call Dana Basiliere coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman realty 802-846-9593 www.Danasteam.com

Williston Looking for a roommate to share 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath house w/swimming pool. $525/ mo. Avail. now. 802-399-8696. Winooski Student/young prof. to share large, fully furnished house. All utils incl. 2.5-bath, laundry, parking, garbage, snow removal. large yard. Close to SMC/ UVM/FAHC/Champlain College. On busline. No pets. $600/mo. + dep. 802-863-9612.

Sublets/ Temporary burlington sublet for the months of Febuary and March. 4 bedroom house shared with 3 mature, responsible men. $350 a month plus part utilities. 540 South Willard St. Call for interview. 859-0276 Spacious Home 4 - ? mnths Winooski - Spacious family home on quiet street. Furnished. Flexible duration - Four to ??? months beginning December. References, deposit. $1400/month plus utilities. No pets. 802-655-2909. subletter needed! Two grad students need one more roommate! January to June, possibly longer. Riverwatch condos. Cat-friendly, pool, garage. $509/mo., heat and water incl. 781-424-1442.

Housing Wanted Need 1-BR apt Prof. woman looking for a 1-bedroom apt for the months of December and January. Dates are flexible. BurlingtonMontpelier. 802-598-4943.

Services Bank FORECLOSURES! Homes from $10,000! 1-3 bedroom available! HUD, Repos, REO, etc. These homes must sell! For listings call 1-800-425-1620 ext. H107. (AAN CAN).

Office/ Commercial 2997 Shelburne Rd. Unique, new office space, work studio for artist. Incls. all utils. $300/mo. Call Andy, 363-6933. Burlington Waterfront. Distinctive and unique office/retail space. Environmentally friendly and affordable. Main Street Landing, Melinda Moulton, 802-864-7999. www.mainstreetlanding.com. In Vergennes Commercial/office space 1000 + sq. ft. Ideal for artisan studio or small shops. Call 802-877-2134. South Burlington Commercial/ office space. 1000 sq. ft. 5 offices. Parking. Storage. 658-0988. Waterfront office space available. Adirondack views. Incls. parking. Call Ken at 865-3450.

Vacation Rentals Stowe Timeshare Trapp Family Lodge, www.trappfamilylodge. com, Week 33, 2-bedroom, 2-bath, Five Star family resort, great gift to enjoy for a lifetime. $9000. rossierk@wsdvt.org.

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BANQUET MANAGER HOUSEKEEPING SUPERVISORS Clean should be FUN!

Our Hospitality department is looking for an experienced, energetic Banquet Manager to oversee the daily operations of the Banquet department, provide support and guidance to the Banquet team, review all event orders and actively recruit and train staff. This position requires 2 - 4 years in a Food & Beverage or Banquet setting, with 1 - 2 years proven ability to supervise, manage and motivate others. High school diploma required. Two-year degree preferred. Must have a valid driver’s license and clean driving record. Our company values are built around attitude, awareness and accountability. We are looking for enthusiastic team players to join us in providing our guests with a superior recreational experience and an attitude of constant improvement and excellence. Great benefits package, including free ski pass and resort discounts! Stowe Mountain Resort is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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Louis Garneau USA Inc. Louis Garneau USA is a worldwide leader in sports clothing and accessories. As a fastgrowing business every individual makes a valuable contribution to the company’s success. Louis Garneau USA is dedicated to offering innovative products while responding to the needs and requirements of our customers. We are experiencing tremendous growth, and subsequently are seeking an independent and motivated employee to help service and grow our clientele base.

SHELBURNE COMMUNITY SCHOOL Paraprofessional

Information Technology Coordinator

We have an opening to work with a dynamic team in Grades 3-5. Qualified candidates will love children, demonstrate strong teaming and communication skills, enjoy a fast-paced and varied position working in a variety of capacities. A background in education and elementary curriculum a plus. We are an awardwinning school and provide extensive training and supervision.

The position of Information Technology Coordinator serves Louis Garneau USA in its corporate headquarters in Newport, VT. The ideal candidate will have a positive attitude and be responsible for computer hardware, and peripherals maintenance in a network environment. You will be performing interesting and rewarding work in a courteous and professional environment while being exposed to a variety of challenges.

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SUPERVISORY UNION Information Technology Technician

Responsibilities include: • Administration of Windows 2000 server, XP, Active Directory, and all components of MS Office. • Computer backup procedures. • Installation and maintenance of network equipment, including servers, printers, switches and firewall. • Troubleshooting the ERP system. • Monitoring of phone system frame relay and cabling. • Maintenance of e-commerce software. • Phone & IT training for new employees. • Computer security procedures and monitoring. • Assisting with coordination of new CRM.

Minimum Requirements: • Associate’s degree and minimum of one year experience in a similar field. • Individual must be self-motivated and capable of working with minimal supervision. • Knowledge of AS400 maintenance and connectivity would be a plus. • Ability to take on new challenges and flexibility within this role is required. • Knowledge of Windows 2000 server, XP, Active Directory, and all components of MS Office. • Knowledge of Citrx client/server, SQL server, VPN administration, Microsoft CRM Client/Server would be an asset. • Management experience would be a plus.

Please mail or drop off a resume and cover letter to the following: Louis Garneau USA Inc. 1352 East Main Street PO Box 755 Newport, VT 05855 802-334-5885 • elane@louisgarneau.us

Position Summary: to set up, maintain, troubleshoot, do minor repairs of computers and computer networks in the school, and to support the Network Administrator in the areas of infrastructure and user management. MUST ENJOY WORKING IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT. Responsibilities: A) Computer set-up, maintenance & inventory. Install, connect and test computer workstations, printers, PDAs and other peripherals. Install, configure and troubleshoot XP operating system, updates, and related software for the school network. Diagnose hardware problems; work with vendor tech support. Maintain inventory of all hardware and equipment. Resolve tickets posted to the CSSU Help Desk. Install and maintain machinelevel software. Support school students, faculty and staff on technical issues. Participate on school-level and CSSU-level committees as required. B) Support the Network Administrator in management of the school network, including switches, printers, and network connectivity and user accounts. C) Other duties as assigned.

Preferred job qualifications: Bachelor’s, Associate’s or Vocational/Technical degree in Computer Science or equivalent certifications in PCs and networks. Proficient with Windows XP operating system, Microsoft Office, software installation, printer installation and support and networks infrastructure. Supervised by: CSSU Network Administrators.

Please apply online to www.schoolspring.com for the positions listed.

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Lund Family Center is seeking motivated, flexible, and dynamic individuals with a passion for working with children and families for the following positions within Residential and Community Treatment Programs:

Bi-State Primary Care Association is a dynamic and fast-growing not-for-profit membership organization whose mission is to promote access to primary health care for all New Hampshire and Vermont citizens with special attention to the uninsured, underinsured, Medicaid and vulnerable populations.

CLINICAL & EDUCATION SERVICES COORDINATOR The Clinical & Education Services Coordinator will plan, develop, implement and evaluate clinical and education service activities for Bi-State Primary Care Association members in New Hampshire and Vermont. This includes: supporting health center activities to continue to improve health outcomes for underserved populations, promoting the use of best practices in chronic disease management, assisting with successful methods for quality improvement and risk management, supporting members with disaster preparedness activities, and facilitating member education through peer-to-peer networking, technical assistance, and formal training workshops and conferences. Baccalaureate degree required with a minimum of 3 to 5 years clinical experience in primary care. RN with current license preferred and Master’s degree in Public Health, Community Health Nursing, Health Education or other related field preferred. This is a full-time, exempt position that may be based in Concord, NH or Montpelier, VT. Travel is required. Bi-State provides a competitive salary and excellent benefit package.

VT COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT & FINANCIAL SERVICES COORDINATOR

NURSE: Full-time. Registered Nurse will provide nursing care to pregnant/parenting women and their children through holistic approaches to healthy living, Mon-Fri. Nurse should possess the ability to work with a team of providers, both in house and in the community, and be able to work autonomously in making nursing decisions. Nurse will teach health and birth classes. RN required. RESIDENTIAL CASE MANAGER: Full-time. Case Manager will work with young women and their children providing parenting and life skill support,and daily transportation. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in relevant field needed; experience working with adolescents and flexibility a must. Valid Vermont driver’s license and good driving record required. RESIDENTIAL COUNSELOR: Full-time. Counselor will work with young women and their children providing parenting and life skill support. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in relevant field needed; experience working with adolescents and flexibility a must. RESIDENTIAL COUNSELOR SUBSTITUTE: Counselor will work with young women and their children providing parenting and life skill support on a substitute basis. Relevant experience required. Please submit cover letters and resumes to:

Jamie Tourangeau, Human Resources PO Box 4009, Burlington, VT 05401-4009 Fax # (802) 861-6460. No phone calls, please.

The VT Community Development & Financial Services Coordinator provides technical assistance to community health centers, rural health clinics and community-based organizations to enhance or develop new primary care access points and systems, and to maintain/improve their financial viability to provide health care to underserved populations. Baccalaureate degree required with a minimum of 3-5 years experience. Concentration in finance preferred and a Master’s degree in business preferred. This is a full-time, exempt position based in Montpelier, VT. Travel is required. Bi-State provides a competitive salary and excellent benefit package.

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Sand Hill Residential Program for Young Women A Division of Spectrum Youth and Family Services The Sand Hill Program is a short-term Crisis-Stabilization Program serving young women aged 12-18 who are experiencing emotional and behavioral crises in their communities.

two Residential CounseloRs

The Vermont Network Service Project Coordinator is responsible for supporting statewide primary health care network initiatives. Network initiatives may include, but not be limited to: 340B drug program, chronic care management, enrollment and outreach for public programs, and information technology/ electronic health record systems. The Project Coordinator will have responsibility for developing project plans, conducting project management and Bi-State member coordination, project communications, updates, reports and project evaluation. Baccalaureate degree is required, with a minimum of 3-5 years experience in health care and project management. Must possess strong knowledge of health care environments and the health care market place. This is a full-time, exempt position based in Montpelier, VT. Travel is required, focused primarily in VT. Bi-State provides a competitive salary and excellent benefit package. Please submit resume, cover letter and salary requirements to:

Responsible for facilitation of educational and recreational activities, as well as therapeutic groups, case management and supervision of residents. Prefer a Bachelor’s degree in criminal justice, psychology, social work or related human services field. Previous experience working with emotionally and behaviorally challenged adolescents with difficult behaviors is preferred. Experience within juvenile justice system is preferred. Must have flexible schedule. One 32-hour position, one 20-hour position.

awake oveRnight Residential ManageR Responsible for overnight supervision of residents. Prefer a Bachelor’s degree in criminal justice, psychology, social work or related human services field. Previous experience working with emotionally and behaviorally challenged adolescents with difficult behaviors is required. Experience with juvenile justice system or security position preferred. Must have computer skills. 30-hour positions — possibly more hours — program requires female applicants.

substitute CounseloRs Previous experience working with emotionally and behaviorally challenged adolescents with difficult behaviors is preferred. Work towards completion of degree in related field preferred.

Bi-State Primary Care Association Attention: Human Resources Office Three South Street, Concord, NH 03301 or via email to arawson@bistatepca.org

All applicants must be willing to have DMV and Criminal Record check. Male and female applicants are equally encouraged to apply. Salary and benefits are competitive.

Applications will be accepted until position is filled. NO CALLS, PLEASE. Salary requirements must be included to be considered. For more information on Bi-State and a more detailed position description, please visit our website at www.bistatepca.org. EOE

Spectrum is an equal opportunity employer. Interested applicants please send resume and cover letter to: The Sand Hill Program PO Box 35, Castleton, VT 05435 Attn: Heather by Friday, December 8, 2006. You must include three work references with phone numbers. No phone calls, please.

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Community-based prevention coalition is accepting applications in anticipation of funding for a

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Need to Earn Some Holiday Cash? Great Part-Time Dining Services Jobs Available! Vermont’s only Life Care Retirement Community seeks part-time, 16-hour, per-week Kitchen Assistants/Dishwashers for our fun, state-of-the art kitchen with flexible shifts available and no late night hours. We offer an excellent starting rate of $8.75 an hour or more based on experience and we supply all training. Reply ASAP! Apply at our Community Center, 200 Wake Robin Drive, Shelburne, VT 05482 or fax a resume reply to: HR, 802-264-5146. EOE

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Accepting applications until position is filled.

Dennis McBee Partnership for Youth and Community Empowerment 359 Dorset Street South Burlington, VT 05403

Counseling Service of Addison County, Inc. Become a Part of Our Exceptional Team!

“JOB OPPORTUNITIES” ACCESS Clinician: to join dynamic team providing on-call crisis intervention, & a variety of clinical modalities of clinical work w/ children & families. No overnight or weekend shifts. Experience in crisis intervention, conflict resolution & behavior management required. Ability & desire to collaborate w/ multiple resources a must. Master’s degree required. FT w/ benefits. Autism School-Based Interventionist: Provide direct intervention and training to foster the development of communication,social skills,adaptive behavior,daily living and academic or pre-academic skills to children diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder.Bachelor’s degree in education or human services field (educational qualifications may be waived given relevant work experience and demonstrated skills in core job competencies). Prior training and experience working with children with Autism. Knowledge of, and experience in, ABA treatment methodologies.Valid Vermont driver’s license, registered vehicle and insurance that complies with Agency policy. Full time (37.5 hours per week) w/benefit package. Business Associate: to support the revenue/receivables/billing, cash processing, management/third party reporting, general accounting, etc. activities of the accounting department. Looking for one to three years of Insurance/Medicaid billing and collections experience.37.5 hours per week,with benefits. Community Integration Specialist 36.5 hrs/wk: Make connections for people with developmental disabilities in our Addison County communities.Provide supports so people can participate in activities, volunteer jobs. Make new friends, get some exercise and experience all that life has to offer. Join a dynamic team focusing on consumer choice, communication, problem solving, consistency and collaboration. Qualifications include a H.S. diploma (or equivalent), valid driver’s license and reliable vehicle. Comprehensive benefits package including retirement, medical insurance and ample paid time off. Emergency Team Clinician (PT-Temporary): Seeking a Master’s level mental health clinician to provide phone and face-to-face crisis intervention,primarily office-based. Requires excellent assessment skills, sound clinical judgment, and a strong team orientation. Prior crisis intervention experience and clinical work with populations with major mental illness strongly desired. Excellent orientation, supervision and support provided. 23.5 hours (Mon. & Tue.days, and Wed. a.m. meeting), additional substitute hours may be available for weekends, vacation coverage, etc. Position runs through May ‘07, with substitute opportunities continuing. Therapeutic Support Worker: Provide services to 17-year-old male in the home and community with emphasis on social skills development. Experience with youth on the Autism Spectrum helpful. Training provided.10-15 hours per week (afternoons between 12 Noon and 4 PM required).

For a complete list of “Job Opportunities” at CSAC visit www.csac-vt.org.

Equal Opportunity Employer

Seeking high energy, creative, experienced professional(s) committed to youth and community empowerment. Must have considerable experience working with middle and/or high school-age youth and the ability to work as part of a team and independently. Must have experience facilitating small groups. Commitment to alcohol, tobacco and other drug prevention a must. Community-based, youth development focus coalition expanding into Burlington. We need volunteers too!

To apply to any of the“Job Opportunities”listed above you may choose to contact us by: • Email: hr@csac-vt.org • Mail: Send a resume and cover letter to Human Resources, CSAC, 89 Main Street, Middlebury, VT 05753 • In person: Application for employment can be picked up at either CSAC office: 89 Main Street or 61 Court Street, Middlebury, VT • Phone: Please contact Human Resources at (802) 388-6751, ext. 425.

WASHINGTON COUNTY M E N TA L H E A LT H

Children, Youth & Family Services Behavioral Interventionist, School Based (ACES/TAPAS) ACES and TAPAS are process-oriented, strength-based behavioral programs, which provide supports to students participating in an educational program provided by their local school. The programs serve students who are experiencing serious emotional disturbances. ACES and TAPAS are creative, flexible programs tailoring themselves to design individualized programs based on the unique needs of each student referred. We are looking for staff to provide direct supervision and implement behavioral programming and counseling in social, recreational and daily living skills. BA in human services, education or psychology preferred.

Behavioral Interventionists Micro Residential (Crescent, ODIN, Evergreen, Skyline) Staff in Micro Residential Homes implement a therapeutic, positive reinforcing behavior plan where the youth are empowered to make choices around their individualized plan. Programs are staffed by skilled mental health employees implementing a strength-based, behavioral program. The interventions and programming are goal-oriented toward successfully transitioning youth back into their communities. • ODIN is an intensive, community-based, treatment program designed to work with transition-aged females ranging from 15 to 18. Behaviors include problematic sexualized, mood disorders and self-injurious. • Evergreen is an intensive, community-based, treatment program designed to work with transition-aged females ranging from 13 to 17. Behaviors include problematic sexualized, mood disorders and self-injurious. • Crescent is an intensive, community-based, treatment program designed to work with boys aged 11 to 14. Youths need several prompts throughout the day to assist with impulse control and to mange other acting-out behaviors. • Skyline is an intensive, community-based, treatment program designed to work with transition-aged males with problematic sexualized behaviors. Bachelor’s degree in human services, education or psychology preferred. Day, evening, weekend and/or holiday hours are required.

DTL/Social Skills Interventionist Provide individualized support services to youth who have significant social, behavioral and emotional needs attributed to Pervasive Developmental Disorder. Bachelor’s degree in a human service or related field required. Experience in human service delivery in settings serving children and youth preferred.

CHOICE Academy Behavioral Interventionist/ Educational Support Specialist Provide direct supervision to youth (ages 12-18+) within an integrated mental health and substance abuse treatment facility/educational center. Implement behavioral programming and milieu counseling in social, emotional and recreation/leisure skills and activities of daily living in classroom, day treatment and community settings. Provide individual and group supervision as needed. BA in human services, education or psychology and/or have some college coursework and significant related experience in the field. Valid driver’s license, good driving record, and safe, insured vehicle required. All positions listed above are full-time with a generous benefit package.

To apply, please send letter of interest and resume to: WCMHS, Personnel, PO Box 647, Montpelier, VT 05601 Email: Personnel@wcmhs.org • Fax: (802) 223-6423 • www.wcmhs.org

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Burlington Intl Airport (BTV) Full and Part-Time Airport Sales Agents Health and Welfare Benefits Enhanced 401K Plan • Paid Training Competitive Wages • Travel Privileges

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Now hiring full-time 4pm - 12am. Part-time weekends 4pm - 12am also available. Clean driving record required.

Come in person weekdays 8am - 4pm 481 White St., So. Burlington, VT 05407

Looking for part-time for busy downtown bridal salon. If you have interest in working with wonderful brides and their families, good customer service skills and a positive attitude, we look forward to meeting you! Basic sewing skills are necessary. Please apply in person, 2 Church Street, Burlington, VT. 10-5 Tuesday-Saturday.

Please apply on-line at www.expressjet.com

Infant Teacher

The Old Brick CafĂŠ

The Children’s Space in Duxbury is seeking a FT Infant Teacher. Must have experience and/or degree in Early Childhood or related field. Excellent benefit package in an NAEYC accredited center! EOE

Immediate full-time position for a Prep/Line Cook, Weekend Brunch Servers and an opening for full or part-time Dishwasher. PLEASE CALL 872-9599

The Children’s Space, 397 Main Street Old Duxbury Schoolhouse Waterbury, VT 05676 thechildrensspace@verizon.net

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Childcare Center in search of educated, experienced team players. Must be able to sing, dance, paint, laugh and love children.

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A fun, exciting and growing children’s apparel business located in Central Vermont is in need of filling the following position:

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Program Director: We are looking for a talented professional to provide leadership, vision, and direction to the Central Vermont Substance Abuse Programs. The Program Director will ensure the quality, accessibility and effectiveness of an array of community-based outpatient substance abuse services for adults and adolescents. The Program Director will actively develop local and regional partnership, and will participate in state planning efforts for the prevention and treatment of substance abuse services. The successful candidate must have a Master’s degree (LADC licensure required) in social work, community psychology and/or equivalent field with five years of demonstrated clinical/supervisory experience. Excellent communication and teamwork skills, a commitment to family-centered principals, and an interest in promoting consumer empowerment essential. Knowledge of Vermont system of care is an asset. Salary Range: $45,000 - $60,000/year. Individuals who are interested in being part of a dynamic team are encouraged to apply. Flexibility, dependability, strong communication, organizational skills, and the ability to be a team player are essential. If interested, please send resume and letter of interest to:

Rebecca Herbst, HR Coordinator Clara Martin Center Box G, Randolph, VT 05060

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A67>>7<5 1:3@9 4cZZ bW[S Seeking an energetic individual to perform a variety of shipping-related duties. Responsibilities include processing all outbound customer packages through designated shipper and entering shipping information into computer system. This position also includes picking and packing customer orders. This is a physically active position. Candidate must be reliable, highly accurate, good with numbers and comfortable working on a computer. Good communication skills are also essential. Prior shipping experience preferred. This position is full-time with an excellent benefits package which includes 401K, profit sharing and company-paid health insurance. We pay a competitive wage based upon experience. If you are interested in joining our team of great employees in a unique work environment, please SEND A LETTER OF INTEREST AND/OR RESUME to:

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Part-Time Office Help South Burlington

Morning reception, typing, answer phones, and assist the General Manager. Microsoft Office skills a must. Hours M-F, 9 am - 12 noon. May lead to full-time position.

Wonderful service opportunity available offering community support to homeless folks. The ideal candidate will be compassionate, patient, outgoing, organized and self-directed. AmeriCorps offers a living allowance, health insurance, training opportunities and an education award for a commitment through August 31, 2007. Please send resume and cover letter to: SAMARITAN HOUSE 20 KINGMAN ST., ST. ALBANS, VT 05478 ATTN: LINDA RYAN OR samaritanhouse@verizon.net.

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Call Rich DeLancey, 863-1010.

Applicants should demonstrate a commitment to undergraduate learning and be supportive of the mission of this Catholic, residential, liberal arts college. Saint Michael’s College is an equal opportunity employer, committed to fostering diversity in its faculty, staff, and student body, and encourages applications from the entire spectrum of a diverse community. This full-time position is available July 1, 2007. Applications should include a cover letter, resume and three references. Application deadline: February 1, 2007. Please apply to the

Office of Human Resources, Saint Michael’s College Box 265G, One Winooski Park, Colchester, VT 05439.

to work in home for adolescent girls in Montpelier. Ability to implement behavior program, provide positive role modeling, and work well in fast-paced environment necessary. Hours are 2-10 PM, Sun-Thur. Benefits include BC/BS health insurance, Delta Dental, and paid vacation. Training and supervision provided. resume and letter of interest to: Orc, 111 Bliss rd., montpelier, Vt 05602

Dartmouth-Hitchcock Medical Center is located in a state-of-the-art facility that was built on an expansive 225-acre campus in Lebanon, NH. Our Laboratory, one of the most sophisticated labs in New England, is growing with business from all over New Hampshire and Vermont. For this reason, we need more dedicated laboratory professionals who want to challenge themselves in an environment where science, business and technology merge to form one of the most innovative laboratory environments in the Northeast.

DIRECTOR OF STUDENT ACTIVITIES/ ASSISTANT DEAN OF STUDENTS Saint Michael’s College seeks a committed professional to provide leadership on all campus student activities, programs and policies for the College community. The Director/Assistant Dean will be part of the Vice President for Student Affairs team, advising on all matters related to student leadership opportunities, co-curricular activities, clubs, organizations, and certain major campus events such as New Student Orientation, Family Weekend, etc. Master’s degree in Higher Education Administration or related field required plus 3 years of relevant experience. Excellent communication and interpersonal skills required including team building abilities and conflict resolution experience. Ability to effectively relate to groups of faculty, staff and students is essential. The successful professional for this position will mentor, challenge and support individual students with a combination of solid interpersonal skills and a well-established moral compass. This position requires some weekend/night hours.

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Laboratory Science Careers • Histology • Cytology • Molecular Biology

• Chemistry • Cytogenetics • Hematology

We also offer professional growth and development, tuition reimbursement, on-site leadership seminars and professional conference attendance. Each of these positions is eligible for Education Loan Forgiveness. A complete list of job descriptions, as well as an online application are available on our website:

www.dhmc.org One Medical Center Drive Lebanon, NH 03756

EOE

ConferenCe SaleS Coordinator

Community Inclusion Facilitator Are you looking for a challenging position where you can make a significant impact in the lives of others? We are currently seeking a dedicated individual to work closely with individuals with developmental disabilities in a one-on-one setting. This fully benefited human service position is 32.5 hours per week Monday-Friday. Join our dynamic team, by sending your resume and cover letter to the address below or email to staff@cvsvt.org.

Shared Living Provider Opportunities An independent young woman is seeking an active and energetic roommate who can assist her in accessing the community and with learning to increase her independent living skills. She does not currently have an apartment, and would prefer to live in Burlington or South Burlington. An older gentleman is seeking a relaxed environment with a male provider where he can enjoy time at home listening to the radio, getting out into the community to work and spending time with his friends. Both positions include a generous stipend; paid time off (respite) and ongoing support from Champlain Vocational Services. If you are interested in either of these opportunities, please contact Al Frugoli at: afrugoli@cvsvt.org or 802-655-0511, extension 108. Champlain Vocational Services 512 Troy Ave., Suite 1, Colchester, VT 05446 or 802-655-0511.

Join the new Events Center staff to achieve sales goals by promoting, selling, and marketing the College’s space for conferences and special events. Work closely with internal and external customers with the purpose of selling overnight accommodations, conference space, and banquet services. Maintain sales files and contracts, and develop new sales leads through involvement in professional associations, sales calls, and tradeshows. Provide excellent customer service and satisfaction. The successful candidate will have demonstrated the ability to develop detailed, realistic, and comprehensive strategic plans, have provided exceptional event experiences, and can show how she/he has contributed to growing business revenues and increased profit margins. Must be detailed oriented, have excellent written and oral communication skills with the ability to provide outstanding customer service, be able to work a flexible schedule, and a proven track record in sales. Bachelor’s degree (or equivalent) in hospitality, business or related field and 3-5 years experience of sales and marketing of conference and event planning or related industries required. Working knowledge of windows based software is necessary. Send resume, cover letter, and names/contact information for 3 references to:

Human resources, Champlain College, P.o. Box 670, Burlington, Vt 05402-0670 e-mail Hr@champlain.edu or fax 802-860-2713. Champlain College values, supports and encourages diversity of backgrounds, cultures and perspectives of students, faculty and staff. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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OFFICE HELP

Regional energy supplier seeks sales professional for local territory. Residential and B2B sales of energy products and services relating to the propane, fuel oil, and HVAC markets. Sales experience a must. Related industry experience a plus. Salary commensurate with experience plus commission. Full benefit package. EOE

Successful, self-employed management consultant working out of home office needs assistance with organization, accounting and workflow. I’m envisioning five to ten hours a month. Must have basic experience with QuickBooks, and be trustworthy and flexible. Fee negotiable.

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Planned Parenthood of Northern New England is seeking a detail-oriented, extremely organized individual who works well independently and has outstanding communication skills, to supervise the daily activities of Patient Accounts Department Staff members. Other responsibilities will include attention to financial goals, assistance with research projects, resolution of claim issues, collaboration with IT staff, problem resolution, staff training and progress reports to the Patient Accounts Manager. Requirements include a Bachelor’s degree plus two years practical experience, or an equivalent combination of education and experience; two years supervisory experience; knowledge of relevant insurance and collection laws; and a commitment to customer service and team orientation. Please respond with resume, cover letter and salary requirements by December 1 to:

PPNNE, Human Resources 183 Talcott Road, Suite 101, Williston, VT 05495 or email: hresources@ppnne.org EOE

TherapeuTic case Manager

The Learning Together Team at The Family Center of NCSS is seeking a dynamic case manager to work with pregnant and parenting teens, ages 12-24. The ideal candidate should be comfortable working with teens and young adults from diverse backgrounds around varying issues. Bachelor’s degree and experience working with teens is required. Position available immediately. Please submit letter of interest, resume and three references.

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Back to School program seeking individuals experienced in working with students with learning impairment/developmental disabilities. Successful candidate will have a solid understanding of the learning challenges faced by this population, the behavioral challenges they can present and a proven history of successful teaching experiences. BA in related field preferred.

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Leadership position is available in a progressive mental health program. Seeking a highly organized, energetic individual with experience working with the business community. Position includes primary oversight for employment services and provision of assistance with the day-to-day operational aspects of the treatment team. Additional responsibilities include providing training and education about employment services, assuring requirements of grant(s) are met and serving as liaison to State agencies, the community and local economic development entities. The ideal candidate will have excellent interpersonal, communication and organizational skills. Experience with Individual Placement and Support Model (IPS) and adults with severe and persistent metal illness desirable, however not essential. Requires a clean driving record and ability to transport clients. Masters degree in an appropriate field, plus three to five years of relevant experience, or equivalent combination of education and experience.

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Individual needed to provide staff services to a young gentleman who needs structure and supervision throughout his day. Ideal candidate would be able to work closely as part of a team, be able to set clear boundaries, and follow protocol as directed. Position could potentially provide professional development for the right person. Close supervision, support, and training opportunities will be provided. If interested please call Sarah Richards at 524-0574, ext. 239.

arTisT & Musician: Two part-time positions

The Innovative Program for Adaptive & Expressive Arts is seeking a talented musician and/or artist to facilitate quality experiences and implement therapeutic plans with consumers diagnosed with a variety of disabilities. Musician should have strong vocal kills, proficiency in a variety of instruments, particularly guitar. Artist must be well versed in artistic mediums, including clay, paints, inks, cloth, and recycled materials. Bachelor’s degree in music, art or psychology required. Experience with children and adults with developmental disabilities, dementia or autism preferred.

aduLT cOMMuniTy suppOrT WOrker

The Community Support Team is looking for team member to provide case management services to individuals with severe and persistent mental illness. Responsible for delivering services in a variety of community-based settings related to: supportive counseling and symptom management, activities of daily living, social and interpersonal skills development, money management and advocacy. Case management experience is a plus. Applicants must have the ability and willingness to provide transportation for clients. Valid driver’s license and clean driving record required. Bachelor’s degree preferred, however an Associate’s degree in the Human Service field and/or relevant experience will be considered.

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IMMEDIATE NEED: permanent home in Franklin-Grand Isle area (not Sheldon or Enosburg area) for 12-year-old female with developmental disabilities. Provider should not have children living in their home. Pets are ok. Young woman exhibits behavioral challenges. Qualified candidate should have experience in following behavior plans, setting limits and providing unconditional care. Contact Amy Bronson at 524-0574, ext. 226

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Seeking a full time BI to work on the Collaborative Achievement Team. This program is serving children in Franklin & Grand Isle Counties within the framework of a school system. Candidates must possess strong communication skills and work as a team member in supporting challenging children to achieve success in school. Candidates must hold a degree in the Human Services field and have experience working with children..

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A fun and exciting children’s apparel business located in the scenic hills of Cabot is looking to fill a new position within our growing company.

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Courier Positions Available OMG, LLC, mailroom and copy center management is expanding in the Williston market. Courier positions available, $9-10 per hour. WE PROVIDE THE VEHICLE. No long-distance driving. We are currently recruiting for FULL-TIME midday/evening shifts and PART-TIME weekend positions. Fast-paced environment, self-motivated, very organized and capable of lifting 50 lbs. Basic computer knowledge, excellent communication and customer service skills are necessary.

Please send resume via fax (502) 515-7670 or email angelaw@omgservices.com High school diploma/GED and valid driver’s license required. Drug Free Environment/EOE.

Someone Is There Who Cares

LNAs, LPNs, RNs

LAMOILLE COUNTY SERVICE COORDINATOR Immediate opening in our Morrisville office for a Lamoille County Service Coordinator. The selected candidate will provide or arrange for supportive services to individuals in crisis; work with families in home - or community-based partnerships to assist them in becoming aware of available resources; and participate in community development and advocacy. Master’s degree or Bachelor’s degree in Human Services related field or equivalent, plus eighteen months of human services case work. Detail oriented, highly motivated person with good oral and written communication skills and direct service experience preferred. Ability and willingness to work occasional nontraditional hours. Knowledge of Central Vermont resources. A home telephone, reliable insured transportation and a valid driver’s license. Competitive wage and excellent benefit package. Interested applicants should submit a letter of interest and resume postmarked by November 28, 2006 to:

Central Vermont Community Action Council, Inc. Human Resources 195 US RT 302-Berlin, Barre, VT 05641 hr@cvcac.org. Equal Opportunity Employer

Home Health Care Jobs Professional Nurses Service, Inc. is a Home Health Provider that has been serving the State of Vermont and border areas of Massachusetts and New Hampshire for over 25 years.

HOWARD CENTER FOR HUMAN SERVICES

We have positions available for dedicated RNs, LPNs & LNAs in the Burlington and St. Albans Areas. Our employees choose to work for Professional Nurses because we are a preferred employer, offering benefit eligible & flexible part-time and per-diem schedules. Day, Evening and Night shifts are available. Full-time opportunities are also available. Apply your skills in a home setting, providing one-on-one client care that improves someone’s life. We support new clients everyday.

If you are responsible and compassionate, we need you to work in our residential programs with adults who are considered to have mental illness and substance use disorders. Flexible shifts – day, evening, sleep and awake overnights. Send resumes to Lis Mickenberg at HCHS; 300 Flynn Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 or email LisM@HowardCenter.org

Professional Nurses Service offers*: • Vacation • Health Insurance • Disability Insurance • Supplemental insurances

• Sick/personal days • Life Insurance • Health Savings account

Insurance and other benefits are offered in accordance with company policies. *Per Diem employment does not qualify for our benefits schedule. Call, mail or email resume to:

Professional Nurses Service P.O. Box 188, Winooski, VT 05404 802-655-7111 or 1-800-44-NURSE alexh@pronurses.com Equal Opportunity Employer

Staff Planner

ADDISON COUNTY REGIONAL PLANNING COMMISSION

The Addison County Regional Planning Commission in Middlebury, Vermont, seeks to fill a full-time position for a staff planner. Areas of responsibility will include: working with communities on a Safe Routes to School Program, other municipal and regional transportation projects; working with municipal planning commissions to develop bylaws and other GISbased or special projects. The candidate should possess a minimum of 2 years of experience and the following qualities: experience with ESRI ArcView, MS Access and other software tools for community planning, an ability to coordinate diverse interest groups, a working knowledge of rules and regulations relating to planning and development in Vermont, the ability to conduct objective analysis, strong writing, editing, presentation and communication skills. Salary based upon experience. Excellent benefits.

Please send a resume to Adam Lougee, Executive Director, Addison County Regional Planning Commission 79 Court Street, Middlebury, VT 05753 or alougee@sover.net until December 15, 2006. Open until filled. EOE.

SUBSTITUTE RESIDENTIAL COUNSELORS: ON-THE-JOB TRAINING.

RESIDENTIAL COUNSELOR PART-TIME

Looking for a compassionate and self-directed individual who is a team player to work in an innovative community care home with adults who are considered to have major mental illness. Pays $13.08 per hr. Send resumes to Debra Clemmer by December 1, 2006 at the Howard Center for Human Services, 300 Flynn Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 or email DebraC@howardcenter.org

RESIDENTIAL SUBSTITUTE COOK (HOURS AS NEEDED) Looking for a substitute cook to relieve the full-time cooks in a community care home with adults who have major mental illness. Must have patience, compassion, and a desire to work in this setting. It is a great opportunity to gain experience and work with supportive co-workers. Seniors and students feel free to apply. Send resumes or call Debra Clemmer at The Howard Center for Human Services, 300 Flynn Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 or call at 802-865-6191.

RESIDENTIAL COUNSELOR PART-TIME

Caring, self-directed individual needed to work in a residential setting with adults who are considered to have mental illness and/or substance disorders. Total of 8 hours ($13.08 per hr) flexibly split between Saturday and Sunday each week. Resumes to Elaine Soto, HCHS 300 Flynn Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 or email ElaineS@howardcenter.org

Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. TTO/EOE

GRAPHIC DESIGNER Independent Contractor $12.00/Hour — Flexible Schedule This off-site position will develop/execute visual campaigns for ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center, at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, in support of the world-class attraction and its mission to inspire Basin and global stewardship. Works directly with the Director of Marketing and Communications and other key staff of the nonprofit organization. Media includes, but is not limited to: Newspaper and magazine print ads; posters, signage and direct mail; e-newsletter and e-postcards; brochures; website. Skills required: Creative visioning; grace under tight deadlines; eye for detail; ability to work within existing brand standards to achieve a consistent visual message; proficiency in Illustrator, Adobe Photoshop, InDesign; familiarity with Macromedia Fireworks, Dreamweaver and Flash a plus. Application and further information at echovermont.org or at ECHO’s Front Desk. Submit application plus eclectic portfolio selections in copied, hard copy format to: Human Resources/ECHO/ One College Street/Burlington, VT 05401 Submission deadline: December 9, 2006. No calls or emails, please. EOE

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As the Manager within our Financial Analysis Group, you will manage a variety of finance projects with a primary focus on developing business plans for new programs and evaluating results of established programs. Additionally, you will provide support for routine financial projects including preparation of the annual operating and capital budgets as well as the five-year plan. Other duties will include promoting a collaborative relationship with clinical and operations staff at all levels of the organization, through interactions as a Finance department liaison and business advisor. A Bachelor's degree in Finance, Business Management, or related field with a minimum of 3 years of healthcare and/or project management experience is required. CPA/MBA is preferred. DHMC is an incredible, technologically advanced academic medical center, in the heart of the Upper Connecticut River Valley of New Hampshire. The Medical Center is located in a spectacular setting with a new physical plant and opportunities for outstanding outdoor activities in a quaint university town environment. For further information or to apply online, please visit our website at:

RepoRting SpecialiSt The College seeks an experienced database report writer to work with end-users to determine reporting needs. Research data requirements, design and develop reports, manage the central report request system, and provide training for end-users. Experience with relational databases, reporting tools and Microsoft required. Must be able to work both independently and as part of a team, have strong analytical, trouble-shooting and communication skills. 2-5 years relevant experience required; Bachelor’s degree preferred. The current reporting tools include Safari, Safari OLAP, Web Reports and Query Builder (IBM UniQuery). The primary data source is the Datatel Colleague application using an IBM database. Those who have experience with similar applications are encouraged to apply. Send resume, cover letter and names/contact information for 3 references to:

Human Resources, champlain college po Box 670, Burlington, Vt 05402-0670 email: hr@champlain.edu or fax to: 802-860-2713. Champlain College values, supports and encourages diversity of backgrounds, cultures and perspectives of students, faculty and staff. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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Dartmouth-Hitchcock Medical Center is an affirmative action, equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply.

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Counseling Service of Addison County, Inc.

Join the team at VBT Bicycling Vacations, the leader in Worldwide Bicycling Vacations for over 36 years. We offer a great working environment for individuals with a positive energy, strong team orientation and a passion for impacting people’s lives in a positive way.

Senior Travel agenT

VBT’s in-house travel department requires a seasoned travel agent with 3 -7 years of experience. The ideal candidate must have proven experience in contract negotiations and maintenance, knowledge of international and domestic airlines and routings and be proficient with a GDS. Strong Excel, budget management, interpersonal communication and writing skills are required. VBT offers a competitive wage and benefits package, including health, dental and life insurance, 401K and a generous vacation schedule. Please forward cover letter, resume and salary requirements to:

cjalbert@vbt.com or mail to vBT 614 Monkton rd., Bristol, vT 05443. no phone calls, please.

Become a Part of Our Exceptional Team!

“JOB OPPORTUNITIES� DIRECTOR OF COMMUNITY ASSOCIATES Director for developmental services program responsible for operation, supervision and financial planning for a 6.5 million dollar program, with 80 staff, serving 180 adults and children with developmental disabilities. Creative leader with excellent communication and relationship building skills. Focus on consumer-centered service development and a strong ethical commitment a must. Master’s degree and previous experience in nonprofit management or equivalent knowledge and experience. Interviews scheduled to begin in January 2007.

For a complete list of “Job Opportunities� at CSAC visit www.csac-vt.org.

Equal Opportunity Employer

Toapply to any of the“Job Opportunitiesâ€?listed above you may choose to contact us by: • Email: hr@csac-vt.org • Mail: Send a resume and cover letter to Human Resources, CSAC, 89 Main Street, Middlebury, VT 05753 • In person: Application for employment can be picked up at either CSAC office: 89 Main Street or 61 Court Street, Middlebury, VT • Phone: Please contact Human Resources at (802) 388-6751, ext. 425.

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Qualifications: Minimum Associate’s degree in related field or work experience substitute for education. Demonstrated knowledge of basic electricity, carpentry, building systems (plumbing, heating, ventilation, security and technology), ground maintenance, and other related fields. Ability to prioritize a variety of projects, be a self-starter, and work independently with a team in a fast-paced school environment. Ability to approach the work with a positive, cooperative spirit, and communicate and work effectively with a wide variety of professionals within the school. Ability to manage the maintenance budget and follow financial procedures. Ability to work with contractors and related service agencies outside the school. Strong management skills including staff supervision and short and long term facility planning. Head custodian is a 12-month position with competitive compensation and excellent benefit package. A complete job description is available upon request at: clocarno@onsu.org. Please send cover letter, resume and references to:

Kathleen Morris-Kortz, Principal C/o Orange North Supervisory Union 111b Brush Hill Road, Williamstown, VT 05679 E.O.E.

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EnSave, Inc.

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EnERgy ConSERVaTIon PRogRaM REPRESEnTaTIVE EnSave, a Richmond, Vermont-based agricultural energy efficiency consulting firm, seeks a fourth experienced outbound caller to join our Call Center Team. The Energy Conservation Program Representative will promote several projects for California utilities. Evening calling is required.

Please call Steve or Meghan at 434-3792.

for busy breakfast and lunch restaurant. Apply to

Penny Cluse Café 169 Cherry Street, Burlington. Talk to Charles.

Operations & Trail Development Director

Sunny Hollow Quick Stop Deli Assistant Full- or part-time. 802-655-2882.

THE BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT The Brain Injury Association of Vermont is looking for a Savvy Administrative Assistant. Excellent computer skills using Microsoft Word, Excel and Access database, filing and organizing ability extremely helpful. This position is a 10 hours/week contracted position that pays $12 an hour. Send resumes to: Brain Injury Association of Vermont biavtinfo@adelphia.net or mail to: PO Box 226, Shelburne, VT 05482.

TEAM UP! UPS IS NOW HIRING DRIVER HELPERS

Local Motion, a Greater Burlington, VT, nonprofit organization promoting bicycling and walking, seeks full-time, skilled, enthusiastic manager to lead organization through a growth phase. This new position will supervise 5 program managers and directly manage the trail development program. Reports to Executive Director. After a transition period, this person will serve as Interim Executive Director during the ED’s five month sabbatical. The ideal candidate has: 3+ years of program management and employee supervision experience; transportation planning, engineering or advocacy experience; commitment to build the organization’s capacity; ability to excel in a team-oriented, visionary environment; enthusiasm for bicycling, walking and trail issues; and solid interpersonal and computer skills.

Team up with a UPS Package Car Driver delivering packages IN YOUR LOCAL AREA. (Must be able to lift parcels weighing up to 70 lbs.)

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Salary $32-$40,000 DOE. Modest benefit package includes 50/50 health insurance plan. EOE. Women and people of color are encouraged to apply.

APPLY ONLINE:

Submit cover letter, resume and 3 references to:

Executive Director Chapin Spencer at chapin@localmotion.org. A full job description is posted at www.localmotion.org. Deadline: December 15, 2006.

Earn Extra Holiday Cash Work 3-9 Hours per day for 3 to 4 Weeks $9.50 Per Hour • Weekends & Holidays Off Could Lead to Career Opportunities!

upsjobs.com FOR MORE INFO CALL: 802-879-1834 An Equal Opportunity Employer UPS and the UPS brandmark are registered trademarks of United Parcel Service of America, Inc. All rights reserved.

THE CENTER FOR COUNSELING AND PSYCHOLOGICAL SERVICES

WASHINGTON COUNTY M E N TA L H E A LT H

Outpatient Clinician Mental Health Clinician needed to provide clinical services to adults in a community mental health center Outpatient Program. A Master’s degree, license eligible, a collaborative approach, and one year experience providing psychotherapy required for this full-time salaried position. WCMHS provides an exceptional benefit package, a stimulating and supportive working environment, and opportunities for professional growth.

Please send resumes to: WCMHS, Personnel, PO Box 647, Montpelier, VT 05601 Email: Personnel@wcmhs.org • Fax: 802-223-6423 • www.wcmhs.org

It’s time to consider Norwich, a vibrant academic institution that values tradition, respects achievement, and provides a student environment focused on developing knowledge, leadership and service. We have teaching opportunities in several disciplines, including • Computer Science • Economics • Electrical/Computer Engineering • Organic Chemistry • Geology and Environmental Science We also have several administrative, office support, and information technology openings. Visit our website at www.norwich.edu/jobs for more information. Norwich offers a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical, dental, group life and long-term disability insurance, flexible spending accounts for health and dependent care, a retirement annuity plan, and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members. The university supports scholarly development by providing funds for a variety of scholarship activities. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply.

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Full-time Mainstream Teaching Assistant position available to assist and supervise assigned special needs students instructionally, behaviorally and physically in the general mainstream program. Good working knowledge of disabilities of special education students, and special education teaching methods, theories and laws required. Position is available 6.5 hours/day, 182 days/year and pays $10.88/hour. Excellent benefits available including family medical and dental insurance; 15K term life insurance; tuition reimbursement; retirement plan with up to a 200% employer match; and paid leaves. Minimum of an Associate’s degree or equivalent required for all positions.

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MATERIAL PLANNER: Colchester, VT Full-time, entry-level position responsible for the preparation of purchase orders for cellular telephones, equipment and accessories from required forecasts, lead times, and quality considerations. The successful candidate must have strong administrative and interpersonal communication skills, be self-directed, organized, and able to perform under pressure. Computer skills and experience in purchasing and material planning required. Minimum of 6 months of experience in purchasing capacity preferred.

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Learn how to run embroidery machines to personalize our bear outfits.

Salary commensurate with experience. Mail letter of interest and resume to:

Barre Opera House. Attn: Search Committee PO Box 583.�Barre VT 05641 email: bohnews@yahoo.com No phone calls or drop-in visits please.

SHIPPING

Label our boxes for shipping to customers. Computer data entry skills required. Must be able to lift up to 50 lbs and stand for extended periods of time.

Come to the Retail Store Monday-Friday between 10am and 4pm. Fill out an application and ask to speak to a hiring manager. EOE. 6655 Shelburne Road, Shelburne VT 05482 • www.VermontTeddyBear.com

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STAFF ATTORNEY Vermont Legal Aid seeks a full-time attorney to work in its Burlington Office. Responsibilities include individual and systems advocacy in a variety of forums on behalf of low-income clients. Case work is primarily in the areas of family law and government benefit programs, and some housing. The attorney will also work closely with local domestic violence programs. Applicants must possess excellent written and oral skills, and be admitted to the Vermont Bar or willing to take the next available examination. Demonstrated experience and/or commitment to domestic violence issues or public interest law required. Salary: $32,640+DOE, excellent benefits. Send cover letter, resume, references and writing sample by December 19, 2006 to: Eric Avildsen

c/o Sandy Burns, Vermont Legal Aid, Inc. P.O. Box 1367, Burlington, Vermont 05402

Equal Opportunity Employer: People with disabilities, women and minorities encouraged to apply.

What’s it like to work at Healthy Living? What we strive for is a team of people who like to work hard, support each other, offer stellar customer service and go home feeling good at the end of the day. If this sounds like the kind of community you’d like to be part of, read on!

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Assistant Bakery Manager Deli Clerk • Bakery Clerk • Grocery Clerk Interested candidates, please apply at the in-store hiring kiosk at:

Shaw's

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570 Shelburn Road South Burlington, VT 05407

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Seventh Generation is the nation’s leading brand of non-toxic and environmentally safe household products. With distribution in thousands of natural product and grocery stores nationwide, we’ve become the authority when it comes to products that protect your health and the planet. Seventh Generation is currently looking to fill the following position in their Burlington, VT office.

Part-time, morning hours, 5 days/week, flexible schedule

Accounting Assistant

Call 802-865-3440 and leave your name & phone number. We’ll be sure to get back to you.

The Accounting Assistant will be part of a team that has responsibility for the efficient operation of the Accounts Payable and Accounts Receivable functions.

Stewart’s Bakery

Primary responsibilities of this role include entering invoices and issuing checks to vendors, researching and analyzing customer deductions and credits in the Accounts Receivable system, and helping to ensure prompt payments are made to vendors and received from customers. Degree program with a concentration in Finance preferred, 1-2 years related experience required. This position is 40 hours/week and eligible for full benefits.

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For a more detailed position description, please visit our website:

www.seventhgeneration.com. Interested applicants should submit a resume and cover letter to staffing@seventhgeneration.com.

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Wanted for busy dermatology practice. 4-5 days/week. Respond to: Four SeaSonS Dermatology attn: Diane 368 Dorset Street So. Burlington, Vt 05403

Ultrasonographer Development Coordinator CVS is looking for a motivated individual to show the community how easily they can make a difference in someone’s life. This diverse position has many responsibilities, including: organizing fundraisers, maintaining and expanding our donor database, marketing to the community, and sustaining the annual fund. The ideal candidate will be dynamic, creative, collaborative, and have experience with nonprofits, grant writing, and have a strong fundraising background. This is an excellent opportunity to enjoy a flexible, part-time, fully benefited position in a growing company while making a difference in your community.

As the ideal Ultrasonographer candidate, you will perform ultrasound examinations with real-time and portable equipment, including Philips and Siemens ultrasound equipment. Experience in the use of color Doppler or pulsed Doppler equipment is preferred, as is experience in or a willingness to work with high-risk OB patients. A complete job description as well as an online application is available on our website.

www.dhmc.org One Medical Center Drive Lebanon, NH 03756

Please submit your letter of interest and resume to Kelley Homiller 512 Troy Avenue, Suite 1, Colchester, VT 05446 Phone: 802-655-0511 khomiller@cvsvt.org

OFFICE MANAGER Acupuncture Vermont seeks a highly motivated, organized, and outgoing individual for our full-time office manager position. Candidates should have at least 5 years of prior office experience, preferably in a medical office setting, as well as a good understanding of computerized office systems and the ability to work compassionately with a wide variety of people. General duties include: patient scheduling, maintaining a patient database, financial management, patient chart management, ordering and maintaining herbal inventory and office supplies, overseeing the insurance billing process, and promoting the clinic and Oriental Medicine. Salary is negotiable and is based on experience. Interested individuals should email a resume and cover letter to:

rmoore@acupuncturevermont.com. EOE

For more information about our medical practice, please visit our website at: www.acupuncturevermont.com.

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1st Shift Supervisor (Blow Molding)

Architectural Designer/Drafter Design-oriented Architectural Firm (staff of 25+) is looking for an energetic person with 2 years minimum experience to join our growing team in Montpelier, Vermont. We work on a wide variety of projects — banks, schools, libraries and residential. CAD experience is a benefit, but not a requirement — we use Microstation. Responsibilities will be commensurate with experience.

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Manager IS Applications (Finance) DHMC is seeking highly experienced candidates with strong project management and leadership skills to assume the role of Manager, IS Applications - Finance Team. The right applicant will have substantial experience with various financial software applications, including Oracle/PeopleSoft products. You will work with personnel at all administrative levels to support, maintain, develop, implement, recommend, and promote computerized systems.

Shelburne Plastics, is a growing manufacturer of plastic bottles and containers. We are located at 8 Harbor View Road in South Burlington. The company has plants in Vermont, New Hampshire and Maryland. We are searching for a Shift Supervisor to manage our production efforts. The shift supervisor will schedule labor, ensure that employees adhere to safe work practices and monitor production processes to assure that our products are within specification and meet customer expectations. The supervisor will also perform employee evaluations, enforce work rules, communicate across shifts and monitor machine performance. The supervisor must be a hands-on individual who leads by coaching and setting the example. This will be an overtime eligible position and will require long periods of standing and walking as well as providing machine coverage for operators on break. Some weekend work is expected. Experience with blow molders would be a real plus. Please send your resume, including salary requirements, to pplante@verizon.net to be considered for this excellent opportunity. EOE

Forward your resume and photocopies of samples of your capabilities and interests to: BLACK RIVER DESIGN ARCHITECTS 73 Main Street Montpelier, Vermont 05602 Email guyt@blackriverdesign.com

DHMC is an incredible, technologically advanced academic medical center, in the heart of the Upper Connecticut River Valley of New Hampshire. The Medical Center is located in a spectacular setting with a new physical plant and opportunities for outstanding outdoor activities in a quaint university town environment. Outdoor sports, skiing, hiking, boating, cinema, museums and galleries are just some of the activities in the area, which still retains the charm of small town community.

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Food Service Workers: Various openings, M-F. Hours vary from 2.5 to 6 hours per day. Contact Pat Matton at 864-8416. Child Care Assistant: C.P. Smith Elementary and Edmunds Elementary, after-school hours.

Girls’ varsity soccer, girls’ and boys’ varsity 2 Coaches: 1 lacrosse, and boys’ varsity tennis at BHS.

mParaeducators: Edmunds Middle School, Hunt Middle School, 32.5 hrs/wk.

Child Care Assistant: CP Smith after-school program. Teacher, Technology Education: Hunt Middle School, temporary position. Custodian: 2nd shift. See detailed information on our website at:

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Burlington School District, Human Resources 150 Colchester Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 EOE

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The Adams Center for Mind and Body is expanding its practice to accommodate its client growth. We have one immediate opening for a licensed psychotherapist. We would prefer individuals with some experience working with eating disorders and an interest in working on a treatment team. Please send resume to: Suzanne N. Adams, MA The Adams Center for Mind and Body 1233 Shelburne Road, Pierson House D-2 South Burlington, VT 05403. The Adams Center for Mind and Body is an outpatient psychotherapy practice specializing in traditional and alternative therapies. www.theadamscenter.com Phone: 802-859-1577 • Fax: 802-859-1571

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YMCA Childcare Lead Teacher Needed for infant group at NAEYC accredited YMCA program in Winooski. Beautiful center, great benefits and positive work environment. Experience working with young children and Bachelor’s degree in ECE or related field required. Full-time.

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JOB FAIR Career Opportunities Kelly Services is holding a job fair November 28, 2006, from 10AM to 1PM. Come in and learn about different job opportunities. Kelly Services is located at: 56 West Twin Oaks Terrace, South Burlington Phone: 802-658-3877 EOE

Children’s Advocate To provide support, advocacy & educational groups to child witnesses of domestic violence & their mothers. Will work in community & at shelter. Experience required. FT, weekdays/eves. Send letter & resume by 12/01 to:

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Prep Cooks and Dishwashers If you enjoy working in a fast-paced kitchen and have a friendly attitude, then we are the place for you. Students welcome! We offer competitive wages and a benefits package. Please apply to: The Windjammer Hospitality Group 1076 Williston Road, So. Burlington, VT 05403 Phone: 802-651-0631 • Fax: 802-651-0640

Women Helping Battered Women P.O. Box 1535, Burlington, VT 05402. EOE.

Assistant Restaurant Manager This is a full-time position that offers a competitive benefits package including: medical, dental, paid time off, short term disability, life insurance and 401K. Must be willing and able to work a flexible schedule, supervise a large staff and enjoy working with the public in a fast-paced, high volume dining atmosphere. Qualified candidates should submit their resume to:

The Windjammer Hospitality Group 1076 Williston Road, So. Burlington, VT 05403 Phone: 802-651-0631 • Fax: 802-651-0640

JOB FAIR Substitute Teachers Kelly Services is conducting a job fair at the Vermont Department of Employment and Training in St. Albans, December 7, 2006, between 10 AM to 1 PM. No prior teaching experience or certification needed. Background check required. You may be qualified.

Machine Mechanic 2:00pm-10:00pm Shelburne Plastics, an established manufacturer of plastic bottles and containers located on Harbor View Road in South Burlington, has an immediate need for an experienced blow molding machinery mechanic. The mechanic maintains primary and auxiliary equipment and may assist in the operation of production machinery as needed. The mechanic performs set-ups of blow-molding machine production lines, including mold and head changes, machine adjustments and trouble shooting. The mechanic also assures that the equipment has been run after set-up and is ready to be placed on line. Installing equipment and assisting in the fabrication of custom equipment may also be required. Finally, the mechanic monitors machine performance in order to anticipate malfunctions and prepares and maintains maintenance records on plant equipment. The mechanic might occasionally fill in for the production supervisor when necessary. If you are an experienced blow molding machinery mechanic and are looking for stable employment in a growing company, send your resume to pplante@verizon.net for immediate consideration. If you do not have blow molding experience but have strong pneumatic, hydraulic and electrical experience and have maintained and repaired complex production machinery, we will consider your background. Excellent pay and a good benefit package. EOE

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Flexible hours. Work when you want. For more information, call Kelly Services at: 802-658-3877. EOE

Web Designer Looking for a web designer with strong conceptual problem solving and outstanding visual design skills. Position requires highly motivated, team player that is willing to take initiative on a regular basis and meet creative & business objectives. Position could be fulltime or freelance. Must be proficient in Photoshop, Illustrator, Dreamweaver, Cold Fusion, Flash, java script, css, php, cgi, php and xml. Will be required to submit samples of your websites.

Email resumes to emerson@samessenger.com

Lamoille Watershed Association Coordinator and/or Lamoille Valley Farm & Forest Coordinator The Lamoille County Natural Resources Conservation District and its partners is searching for a person or people to carry out contractual watershed work in two areas: conservation and local farm and forest advocacy. While we prefer to hire one individual, we will also consider contracting with two applicants. Application deadline of December 20. Please contact for a complete job description: Christina Goodwin, Director, LCNRCD 109 Professional Drive, Suite 2 Morrisville, VT 05661 888-9218 x 13

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